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Well, we decided to go check out Caede, and see what she gets up to during her days off. We helped her study, and keep the humans she associated with in line with her adorable wrath. Oh! There were also some priests or mercenary men of god, or something like that she bumped into that threw holy water on her, and nearly tore off her disguise. They tried to chase her but Caede’s tomboy friend saved them. We then got the feeling a demon was watching us, so Caede brought her friends back to the shrine to finish their class work. The demon stayed well away, but still circling, so Caede offered to let the little things spend the night here, and thus here we are.

“Children doing their homework makes me very happy.” You say. Me too. “So are the others going to show up?” You ask. Hopefully, just takes them a minute you understand. “Right.” You say getting rid of the tribal outfit you had adopted in your time away from your brain parts. How did Jeremy work out anyway? “Oh, well he-“ You start. “No, Jeremy, I’m not taking my top off. No you just- I don’t even know what that means but it sounds lewd so- Did you just call me a bitch?” You ask.

You glare at him, then pick him up and send out a burst of energy to shatter him, covering you in coconut milk. You spin to get clean then nod. “Jeremy who?” You ask. Right, moving on. Caede’s friends are here having a sleep over, and you have some people you can talk to if you want. “Can I scare her friends? Is this our scary episode?” You wonder happily. Hm? Oh, no. The “Risa Schrodinger’s Halloween Spooktacular” isn’t for another two weeks. “But Halloween is in-“ You start. Time is relative, just roll with it or you will get no candy.
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So, you could go ask Jager about her memory parts, see if anything comes back about her or Mendel, go to see Azzy about how snazzy she is, about potential gods, and ask her if she wants to hit another Mendel base with you maybe because fuck that chick. Fuck her right in the, er. In the, “Right in the place chicks like her get fucked in.” You add helpfully. Yeah, that. Or you could go scare those kids Caede seems attached to, because that is the sort of horrible person you are. Maybe you could bring company.

[] Go see Azzy about gods/mendel/spooking kids/ etc.
[] Go check on Jager, see if she has any Nazi still in her.
[] Time to spook kids.
[] Other, please specify

Intro crap:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, curses towards the utility work which blocks me from the water of life, etc for the first little bit as per normal.

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>>35590086

> Baby goats now. We have a promise to keep to Sin Fin damnit.
> Maybe Azzy would like to come along.

>>35590118

Damn you responsibility. In hind sight, this probably takes precedence:

> Talk to Jager about her memory parts.
If she'll agree to it:
> Convince Jager to go to Azzy's to get looked at.
Azzy knows enough about using grace to tap memory's and that whole "Chaining the soul of Gaia" thing needs to be looked at. We took some soul punches from her, she can take one for the team as well.
> Ask Azzy about Mendel bases while we are there.
> Somewhere in bringing down another base, kidnap a baby goat for Sin-Fin, preferably from a zoo, because then it will be more trusting.

>>35590086
[] Go check on Jager, see if she has any Nazi still in her.

>>35590086
>[] Go check on Jager, see if she has any Nazi still in her.

does she still have Nazi-itis?

>symptoms include
goose stepping
heiling Hitler
getting killed by Indiana Jones
REALLY liking blondes
owns a boat shaped like the letter U
knows the proper use of an umlaut

>>35590086
[] Go check on Jager, see if she has any Nazi still in her.

Also petting zoo.

>>35590086
I'd like to get more intel on that demon lord Caede noticed. Might be good eating? Though I guess Azzy might know as much as Carded would.

>>35590086
>[] Other, please specify
Go looking for that Demon that's lurking about.
Ask Caede if it's a friend of hers. If it's not, and we ask it and it's not a friend of Azzy's, it's time to eat it.

>>35590086
>[] Time to spook kids.
>[] Go see Azzy about gods/mendel/spooking kids/ etc.
I'm the only one with proper priorities.

>Other
Eat that tasty demon! Risa needs her food.

>>35590397
Petting zoo's and Nazis are important

>Fluffy Volcano: Stab your tails into the ground and charge an area around you with cero energy which explodes up in a pillar (H)((Was 30 SPXP))
Is this our next target?

>>35590457
More offense is good, why not.

>>35590416

Tasty demon is no longer available. That was fought by Sin Fin who presumably remembered it out of existence. Caede has a presumably angelic creature specializing in illusions. We don't want to piss her off by eating her stuff while she's busy studying.

>>35590477
Well we can get it right now, It's just 15 and we have 18. I'd rather get a god or angel power but we don't have any pure G or A powers to buy.

>>35590086
>[] Time to spook kids.

I want to tease Caede

>>35590530
The demon who chased Caede, nigger.

>>35590530

I think he means the thing Caede brought the kids here to protect them from.

If we want to spook the kids, we also want to scare Caede. We know she's afraid of Azzy. Hint hint.

>>35590086
>>35590585

In that case, I change my vote >>35590540
to Seeing Azzy

>>35590086
>buy Fluffy Volcano
Unless someone wants to wait for something further up the line I want to grab this

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“First we need to make sure Jager is less Nazi than she was before, but we have to do it stealthily.” You say.

You sneak into the shrine and peek over a ledge to look at Jager as she goes about her day to day. You focus your keen senses to try and detect any Nazi like actions. Her steps are casual, and non-goose based so you file that away in her favor. However she turns on the oven, and while you can’t say for certain she thinks the unclean are in there, it is heavily implied by the way she sets it for 400 degrees. You then remember that some people are trying to get the hook up between you two, and that is close enough to a u-boat to also be against her. “I don’t get it.” You complain looking up. We do.

You crawl across the ground, wiggling like a Risa worm, and look through her small collection of books. All of the books about gardening seem to be on the up and up, and none of the home remodeling books say anything about making a pen to keep the undesirables away from the pure, so that is in her favor. Finally you decide you can’t tell just by looking so you leap onto her oven and splay yourself across the top. “Risa, that’s dirty.” She says.

“Hey, what do you think of Ryoko’s hair?” You ask, being the super sneaky nazi hunter you are.

Jager tilts her head. “It’s fine I guess.” Ah ha! She likes blondes! Beware the enemy of England! Fight in the- “You thinking of dying yours? I sort of like the violet.” She offers.

False alarm. “Oh. Thank you kindly for that.” We are now imaging her as a white, blonde haired muscle girl nazi; it is not a bad image. “How about Hitler? What are your thoughts on him?” You ask.

“I am not in favor of him? What are you trying to get at?” She asks.
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>caedēs f (genitive caedis); third declension

>The act of cutting or lopping something off.
>The act of striking with the fist, a beating.
>(by extension) A murder, assassination, killing, slaughter, massacre, carnage.
>(metonymically) The corpses of the slain or murdered.
>(metonymically) The blood shed by murder, gore.

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Anti-Hitler does not make her anti-nazi. “I am just wondering if you remembered anything about when Mendel kidnapped you.” Abducted. “Right, abducted, you are not a goat.”

“And that has something to do with Nazis?” Jager asks.

“Mendel might be Nazis.” You reply.

“Well no, not really. I haven’t given it much thought since I was passed out the whole time. Did something happen?” She asks.

You laugh. “Of course not probably maybe so nah. Just thought I would ask, see if anything came back.” You say.

“Well it hasn’t, sorry.” She replies.

[] Ask to have Azzy check her out, azzy is probably good at memory things
[] Leave it, ask her something else/be spoiled by her.
[] Go check on Azzy/bring her here. You have so much need of her.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35590644
I was wondering when someone would point it out. It only took almost a hundred threads.

People are interested in Fluffy Volcano? Can I get some seconds or some refusals?

>>35590622
>You then remember that some people are trying to get the hook up between you two, and that is close enough to a u-boat to also be against her.

>>35590654
>[] Ask to have Azzy check her out, azzy is probably good at memory things

only good things can happen from this

>>35590698
meh, sure why not

seconded

>>35590654
[] Go check on Azzy/bring her here. You have so much need of her.

Scares caede checks jaeger.

>>35590698
I'll third buying it unless people have other ideas.

>>35590654
>[] Leave it, ask her something else/be spoiled by her.
Do you want to come to the petting zoo with the most sinful of fins and this most top of cats? As we promised her, and what am I if not a ghost of my word?

>>35590698
I'd rather get Toothy Grin. Some kind drawfag seems to have discounted it down to 12.

>>35590698
I always sort of wondered what it meant. I expected it to be the Latin name for a fly larva or something though. Do I get a bonus for point it out?

I am also in favour of more lasers.

>>35590654
>[] Go check on Azzy/bring her here. You have so much need of her.
No better place for bonding than among screaming, terrified kids. I'm sure she can give us tips.

>>35590654
>>35590752
Seconded

>>35590735
>>35590728
What about
>12 SPXP:
>Toothy Grin: Use constant time rending abilities to debuff enemies in an area. General debuff((Requires a fatebreaker)) (H/O) (Was 25)

Debuffs every enemy around in every stat. Cheaper than it was last thread. Looks like something that'd be pretty damn good.

>>35590698
Second, Since I'm the one who suggested it and no one else has a target.

>>35590795
Yeah, but it requires a FB. We don't have enough to go around as it is, and it's always tricky knowing when to pull out a debuff.

>>35590795
I was torn between those two. Let's get that one next. Offense is cool and can be used immediately, while our fatebreaker pool is kind of limited. But we should definitely get it soon, preferably next.

>>35590795
But it needs a fate breaker.

>>35590795
its okay but the fb cost makes me hesitant, I'll get behind it more if we get more FBs

>>35590763
Sure, have bonus points.

Looks like a toss up between bringing azzy here, and inviting Jager to a petting zoo with the sinful fins? How about bringing Azzy there, and inviting her to go to the petting zoo too?

Looks like Fluffy Volcano is confirmed

Writing based on that unless sudden shift in votes

>>35590698

Seems you like it, so sure. I don't know if we had any other grand plans for Risa at this point.

Just got through the archive a few days ago and I just have one question.
Why we haven't we hunted down a time god and gotten more fate breakers? Surely there is some Japanese god whose domains include time?

>>35590858
>How about bringing Azzy there, and inviting her to go to the petting zoo too?
>everyone strong leaves the shrine
>Caede stays and has to deal with the demon noble
Top lel.

>>35590858
>The soundtrack to Azzy visiting the petting zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSpPZyLWqQo

the rabbits gonna be practicing the multiplication table tonight!

>>35590858
>actual bonus points
Hory shit.

>>35590894
Best scrub will still be there and she's no pushover. Might be some collateral damage though.

>>35590654

> Go see Azzy.

Also, can we please get a running tally of what stuff and/or people Mendel took in her raid?

>>35590914
Isn't she, like studying at home?

>>35590858
Yes. This.
>>35590900
Also this.

>>35590854
>>35590831
>>35590836
>>35590846
Yes, it needs a fatebreaker. Thing is, we actually have Revelation now. This means that our fights are over fast instead of dragging on for 30 updates. Using a FB isn't as big of a deal when we don't -need- to save one to counter the near-guaranteed critfail that comes when you end up rolling 100+ dice over the course of a fight.

Also, I'm pretty sure that the abilities which give us extra FB for the 2nd release powers that use FBs require us to actually buy the powers that use FB.

>>35590894
Don't worry! Franklin will be there as well!
We can always rely on Josephine to save the day.

>>35590941
>list of names that make no sense because they belonged to little people

>>35590858

That was actually going to be my suggestion as first poster. However, I was worried of bringing literally every heavy hitter out of the shrine. Mendel may need more time to work up more shenanigans, so I guess this will work.

>>35590858
Also new powers unlocked. You have begun the tree of fluffiness

>>35590957
Alright m8, unless something good gets unlocked I'll vote for it next.
I wonder when the MsSA and Time Trial fags will come out of the woodwork.

>>35590970
But we invited Alan with us the previous time. Do you want to go back on that? Do you want to make Sarah sad?

>>35591008
>I wonder when the MsSA and Time Trial fags will come out of the woodwork.
reportan'

>>35591002
20 SPXP:

Fluffy Tornado: Your fluffy Volcano now lasts for a few moments, and spins around the area like a violent twister dealing damage to a wider area. (H)

Fluffy Rain: Your Fluffy Volcano shoots into the sky and saturates a layer above the clouds. The energy then rains down randomly through a much wider area. (H)

Forced fluffiness: Fire a tail like a missile at your enemies. The impact is delightful until your energy makes it explode. (H)

Fluffy Geyser: Your fluffy Volcano now sends the energy directly into the ground, but rather than just explode, it hunts down a target and gushes up a few times in a concentrated homing burst (H)

Welp

>>35591002
What Cero tier does FV use?

Pandora? WG? Zero? Revelation?

>>35591016
Anon....you are right. I am filled with shame and remorse.

Of course Brooke can come with us.

>>35591037
>Fluffy Geyser: Your fluffy Volcano now sends the energy directly into the ground, but rather than just explode, it hunts down a target and gushes up a few times in a concentrated homing burst (H)
No one escapes the fluffening.

>>35591037
>Forced fluffiness: Fire a tail like a missile at your enemies. The impact is delightful until your energy makes it explode. (H)
I don't want this. This makes me cringe. Tails are for loving, not shooting. Shooting lasers from them is perfectly fine, tho.

>>35591047
It can use all of them, but there is a small power loss in the attack, simply because it is more spread out, and it costs a little bit more juice because of how much bigger it is area wise. As such Risa will have to decide what enemy will need which when it comes to power vs cost.

>Fluffy Tornado: Your fluffy Volcano now lasts for a few moments, and spins around the area like a violent twister dealing damage to a wider area. (H)
This one confuses me. Is the pillar rotating and bowing into a cone from centripetal force? Is it whipping around like one of those inflatable things outside used car dealerships? Is it rotating on its side like a bar?
>Fluffy Rain: Your Fluffy Volcano shoots into the sky and saturates a layer above the clouds. The energy then rains down randomly through a much wider area. (H)
So it's that thing we got from Raijin except made of ghost lasers? Cool.
>Forced fluffiness: Fire a tail like a missile at your enemies. The impact is delightful until your energy makes it explode. (H)
Kek. I was wondering what would unlock this.
>Fluffy Geyser: Your fluffy Volcano now sends the energy directly into the ground, but rather than just explode, it hunts down a target and gushes up a few times in a concentrated homing burst (H)
...graboids? Made of lasers? Graboid lasers?

>>35591093
>Tremors 5: back to the future past: LASERS

>>35591157
Shortest film in the series.

>>35591008
I just to be oushing time trial hard, but then we found out about our old one self gaining power, and TT is mostly Old One. As much as I like the ability and think it's better then the rest, I don't think we should be focusing on old one powers.

>>35591100
>>35591124
>>Fluffy Tornado: Your fluffy Volcano now lasts for a few moments, and spins around the area like a violent twister dealing damage to a wider area. (H)
>This one confuses me. Is the pillar rotating and bowing into a cone from centripetal force? Is it whipping around like one of those inflatable things outside used car dealerships? Is it rotating on its side like a bar?

>>35591124
>>35591037
>>35591157
>Fluffy Geyser: Your fluffy Volcano now sends the energy directly into the ground, but rather than just explode, it hunts down a target and gushes up a few times in a concentrated homing burst (H)
We are become Terry Bogard.

>>35591124
The pillar rotates, and becomes twister shaped from the force. Like a tornado. From the sky. You know, funnel cloud, trailer parks getting eaten, auntie em and uncle henry, witches, dogs, and kansas?

The state not the band

>>35591189
It doesn't work like that, you idiot.
Actually, keep being an idiot. I found the TTfags to be annoying and I want other stuff.

>Constant crying over no more god powers
>Completely shit rate of worship power increase and players won't do anything about it
>Add a munch of shinny Hollow and mixed powers to distract them
I'm onto you Azure.

>>35591235
What other stuff?

>>35591235
I bet you wanted Madness Fog

>>35591278
Madness Fog was terrible. Idemque does the same thing except better.

>>35591227
>>35591227
If we get the Geyser and one of the other ones does that mean we would get homing tornado's and rain? Or would it track to the enemy and then set off the tornadoes and rain?

>>35591244
Divine powers a shit.
>Oh, yeah. You could totally take this thing that lets you control the weather
>Except Shiba can already do that
>For all of Japan
>But you could totally take this expensive as fuck power and control the weather on your little dinky island.
>It might even increase the EF gain by a little bit per day, meaning that you could get another servant priest guy in 340 days instead of 370 days!

>>35591301
You don't understand anon. It was the idea itself, of dark fog slowly rolling in on a city. Of all the people inside the fog quickly going insane. Rescue team comes in to right us and all they see is Silent Hill like shit.
Madness Fog isn't just a power. It's a dream we all share.

>>35591340
The dragon palace one is pretty good.

>>35591340
I think we dun goofed by taking the godrock at all. It doesn't fucking fit Risa's character. Why rule, give commandments and listen to boring prayers when you can go out fucking up other pantheons?

A shame we didn't have any dragons at hand at that time.

>>35591362
Because it's an Old One power with a little Divine mixed in. It's not even in the proper Divine power section that uses EF. The combo powers that have Divine in them are pretty OK.

>>35591340
Agreed, but they may have led to more unlocks.
When are we going with plan MTV again?

>>35591329
They combine in different exciting ways. You could use geyser to make a homing tornado rather than a random destructive one, or make the pillars spin like a drill sending enemies off in directions. They are meant to combine with each other in different ways. Rain+Tornado makes spinning orbs slowly drift down, then when they hit the ground they move wildly around, tearing up a small area, etc.

>>35591383
There was a Loki, but we were too lazy/stupid/not-pissed-enough to kill him yet. Norse are the same category as dragons and stuff, iirc.

>>35591383
Ah well, needs must. Better than demons at least. At least there are a bunch of them.

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You frown as you consider Jager’s condition, but ae uncertain just what to do about her being maybe Nazi. You told your head and get a suddenly great idea. “Hey! How about we all go to a petting zoo. Sin-Fin wanted to go pet baby goats, and even though baby alpacas are unavailable I am sure there is something there cute enough for me to hug. Other than you.” You say.

“I’m not going to let you lick the spoon until I am done with it, even if you compliment me.” Jager says mixing the cookie dough.

Damn it.

“Sure, you finish baking your stuff, we will call up our mates, see who is down for it.” You say sneaking over to the phone and looking longingly back at Jager and her cookie dough.

You push the buttons on the phone, and when some Asian bloke starts asking you something you just start yelling for Asmodeus. He hangs up, and you call him back while screaming for your Azzy, and it is only after he starts crying that you come to the conclusion you have the wrong number. You dial the correct one and Azzy picks up after a few rings. “Yes?” She asks, and even over the phone you feel your teeth start to moisten from the raw Lust oozing out of every part of her.

“Azzy, it’s Risa.” Always important to tell them who you are. “I was wondering if you wanted to come over and stare at Jager’s abs with me. Then maybe scare some kids and see a petting zoo.” You say.

“Why, Risa. Are you inviting me on a date?” She asks.

“Well I-“ Yes you are. “Yes, I suppose I am.” You agree. “Course it is more like a group date with a bunch of friends, but you get the idea.”
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>>35591396
We need the unlock that turns people we poison into worshipers. So, never.

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“They end the same for me, no matter what sort they are.” She replies. “I would love to come over. Just give me a moment.”

You hang up the phone, then hear what sounds like a flapping of massive wings. You turn around and standing there, as if she had been there all along, is Asmodeus. She smiles, and you feel like you know what it means to offer the head of a saint to a woman in exchange for a dance. “Flying huh?” You ask as gooseflesh breaks out across your body at the sensation of her. “Thought you liked walking. Your leg hurt?”

“Are you worried? How sweet.” She says, and you barely stop your eyes from bleeding. “No, I mean yes but no more than usual. Last time I took a walk I was ambushed by some of my family, and a very cross dragon; it made me think it best to just fly here.” She explains.

“Well, good to see you anyway. Jager is about to bake some cookies but, well.” You say.

We need some priorities here.

[] Ask her to check out Jager’s brain, you are worried about Nazis
[] Ask her to help you scare Caede
[] Ask her about any divine/metaphysical stuff you can maybe nom
[] Other, please specify
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>>35591410
>we were too lazy/stupid/not-pissed-enough
No, Thor was bringing him back for JUSTICE and we reasoned we couldn't take on Thor without Loki escaping or us dying.

>>35591469
We already had our god rocks when that happened. I was saying that we could have tried to kill him during the very long period of time between his introduction and us getting the godrocks where he was literally just hanging out in our shrine.

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to help you scare Caede

don't interrupt Jager, she is making cookies, hopefully snickerdoodles.

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to help you scare Caede
A great way to start the day!

Also hnnnngh.

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to help you scare Caede
Time to embarrass Caede!

>>35591461
[] Ask her to help you scare Caede
[] Ask her about any divine/metaphysical stuff you can maybe nom
Bad idea to ask her to take a look at Jagers Brain. Azzy isn't very subtle about those things.

Come on guys, god powers can work for us. We just need to get a plan to increase our rate of worship. Does anyone know what our current rate is? It has to be more then .05

>>35591461
Viral9 make a reverse angle of the shot? snazzy azzy snazzy but?

inb4 pic is merely rotated

>>35591461
Is that an Azzy by V9 I see there? Truly, one could only wish for a player so based.

>>35591513
I'm not sure we could have taken him on our own at that time. Or even with the team, especially how they were all flaking out on us.

>>35591461
Hey Azure, whats our SPXP rate?

>>35591638
>SPXP rate
What? Did you mean EF rate?

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to help you scare Caede
This is what you get for being so adorable.
>[] Ask her to check out Jager’s brain, you are worried about Nazis
Fix the nazi wolf. Or at least make the nazi wolf remember the jaeger wolf.

>>35591655
Ahh, right, Ef. My mistake.

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to check out Jager’s brain, you are worried about Nazis

So caede scaring seems to be winning because Jager is making cookies, while asking about god things too?
>>35591602
There was no snazzy azzy butt.
>>35591608
That is a V9 azzy.
>>35591638
Double what it was

>>35591734
I only saw 1 vote asking about god things, but I guess that works?

>>35591461

> [] God scare Caede
> [] For the love of god, tell her what happened with Jager

I'm not certain just barging into Jager's head is a good idea. I don't think she would take kindly to such an unwarranted intrusion. However, Azzy is good at a number of things and could probably offer us sound advice on how to proceed. My real hope is that she will be able to help Jager get inside of her own head and finally find peace with herself.

>>35591761
It just doesn't seem to cause any real problems, just a passing asking about it while on the way, and asking about Jager and the possibility of peeking in her meat thinking part.

>>35591461
>[] Ask her to check out Jager’s brain, you are worried about Nazis

THis! We can't have her constantly going nazi. It cannot work.

>>35591817
Maybe she's a werenazi?

>The best way to break the news to Jager about NAZI Jager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5hXwo4De0

>>35591847
Yes.

>>35591844

She's like anti-Wolfenstein

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"Jagerbombs, I did NAZI your transformation coming ANNE FRANKly I don't care, I still want your babies and you looked smoking in that uniform."

>>35591947
But... what if when she gets in touch with her inner Nazi she hates us again?

>>35591844
does that mean if she bites someone they turn into a nazi?

>>35591975
Inner nazi didn't hate us, so much as view her former oath as all encompassing.

Hell, she actually seemed quite interested in whether she was happy.

Alright guys, hear me out on this. Ready for it?
Alright.
How about we hunt down the Angel of Joy and steal his position to grab all the [Joy] that goes to him via humans.

>>35591975
She was clearly not going all out against us. If she wanted to murder us in Nazi Mode it could have been a much different fight.

>>35591975
Nazi Jager was more receptive the RisaXJager ship than normal Jager

>>35592016
As azzy pointed out, the [Emotion] does not automatically go to the angel that has that grace. It takes quite a bit of work to start syphoning.

>>35592019
Would have happened if we didn't get there in time.

>>35592042
Remember the details?

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Oh god how the fuck do I tablet.
This was a bad idea.

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“Jager is currently baking cookies.” You say. “If we interrupt her she won’t let me lick the spoon, and that’s the best part.”

“She is tough but fair. What ever shall we do in the meantime?” She asks perversely, though to be fair when it comes to her everything is so perverse it makes you want to take a shower with a whole school full of nubile nuns, ripping their skin off and lapping up their sweet inside parts.

You clear your throat. “Caede is having a slumber party, and I think we should scare her, and her little friends!”

She claps, still smiling so gently your brain cuts away its wrinkles, because who needs thoughts. “What a marvelous idea! Being young is all about fun, exciting, scary experiences after all.” Azzy nods. “Still, I am not certain how scary I can be, perhaps I could have a pumpkin head of some sort?”

“Nah, all you have to do is walk in there I think. Caede says she thinks you are plenty scary.” You explain.

Asmodeus looks a little hurt. “Really? I find her rather darling myself.”

“You think that about everyone.” You say with a shrug.

She hums a little while walking through the shrine. “I'm afraid I'm not quite that nice. There are people even I have a hard time with.”

You are a little worried about what sort of people she might mean, but let it go for now. “Say, do you know any godly stuff I can eat?” You ask.

“While not a god, there is a small conflict between an associate of mine and a less than associate of mine. I hesitate to bring it up, because I rather like them, but I can tell you more about it later.” She says.

“Speaking of later, anyway you can peek inside Jager’s head? She got taken by Mendel, and sort of became a Nazi just a little bit. I am sort of concerned about it, and would appreciate it if you could just give her a little look over. Maybe push some Nazi back in her mental closet.” You explain.
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“I could look, certainly, but as for directly influencing her thoughts I am less than fond of the idea. Such a plan skirts dangerously close to compromising free will, and I would rather not go back on my policy about that.” She says.

“Will Jager notice if you go inside her head?” You ask.

“Most likely, unless I do it while she is asleep and she is having certain, ah, feelings during it. If she indulges herself while in the land of dreams, it will create a small tunnel I can sort of jump in, and slide into her brain. I can only interact with thoughts, and fantasies I have jurisdiction over in the case of mortals, well unless I want to just brute force it like a savage age.” She says.

“You got in my head, and I don’t have lewd dreams.” You point out.

“You have lustful dreams, just not about sex. Besides, you are a little abomination. Monsters and angels are easier to break into than something that is human.” She answers.

So it seems you have to convince Jager to let Azzy in for some reason, or get Jager to dream a dream Azzy can jump into. Good times. You put those aside and throw open the door to the studying room. The kids jump, and you notice one of them has a flashlight under their face. Seems they were telling scary stories, good on them. “Hello Caede.” You say, and the bug demon looks at you, then her face tightens up when she sees who is behind you.

“Caede, are you and your friends getting along?” Asmodeus wonders. “Do you want some tea? Perhaps a snack?”

“We’re fine.” She grumbles.

Asmodeus smiles at the kids. “Hello, I am Caede’s.” She tilts her head. “Aunt.” Technically not a lie. “Thank you for looking after my niece, she may be a little shy, but I know she values you all.”

Caede’s little people do their introductions, and you start thinking how to scare them.

[] Leave it to azzy only, you don’t know limits.
[] Make sounds, and tell how the shrine is haunted
[] Other, please specify
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>>35592165
Did you seriously just use a tablet for mspaint?

Go get sai or photoshop or even gimp or something. Maybe that whatever it was that Decu was tweeting about earlier. I think they have a sale going on or something

>>35592175
>Closet Nazi
You go to get your coat and BAM Sieg Heil in the face.

>>35592175
People want Azzy to look into Jagers head. The same Azzy who accidentally got lust parasites in us. The same Azzy how can't into subtlety.
Damn it.

>>35592242
paint.net

Its more I've no experience drawing with a tablet and I have no money to spare

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>>35592165

>>35592239
>That image
We need to play with zweity bitey more. Hell, the quincies, what happened to them during mendels attack?

>>35592239
>[] Make sounds, and tell how the shrine is haunted
Someone get a good write in. We won't mess up spook night this time.

>>35592272
Find a torrent.

>>35592239

> [] Plant is ultrascary
We have confirmed this. Also, no barging into Jager's head without asking. Unlike when she punched the infected grace out of us, surprise interventions do surprisingly poorly for mental and emotional health. She has to decide to come to terms with this, and that means telling her, possibly after a very enjoyable and relaxing day of petting zoo shenanigans.

>>35592290
>>35592331
Screw it, I'm going back to pencils...this thing mocks me from the bowels of its mocking places...

>>35592334
Re-enact the plot of event horizon

>>35592239
>Write in
We need to plant a mole in their group.

Or, plant a plant

>>35592351

For appropriate parody, we should give her the choice to know what happened. If she decides she wants to know, we show her the Nazi uniform. If she decides no, we burn it or stow it away until she is ready.

>>35592331
I think Jager was the only important person that got taken. The scrubgami were fighting off the strange blob things with some success, and if they could do it then our named characters could as well.
Then again we never got a real assessment of how many people were taken. We never got an assessment of how many people were living in the shrine anyway though.

>>35592272
Then go torrent something.
My copy of sai is this shitty thing that's half in japanese still and apparently I don't have the proper font packs, so it all looks like unicode and crazy symbols and shit.
I love that thing.

>>35592357
If we had Genesis this could have been a very real idea.
What a life.

>>35592403
We have as many shingami as the plot demands.

Maybe we could terrify the shrine denizens by taking an excessive interest in the day to day running of the place for a short period of time.

Leave it to Azzy. Also Jager is probably fine.

>>35592239
>[] Make sounds, and tell how the shrine is haunted

bust out the Theremin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzRb1OVpat0

>>35592239
>[x] Leave it to Azzy
>[x] Other, please specify

Have Plant go scare them, too. He's super scary! He did really well during that other mission where he had to scare someone's girlfriend or something, right?

>>35592437
we can still get SEGA GENESIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGnZ-e3jc

>>35592449
That sounds pretty funny actually.
Why did you spoiler it?

>>35592437
We can however re-enact the thing

>>35592239
[] Make sounds, and tell how the shrine is haunted

>>35592517
I honestly don't know. If nothing else it would make a good omake.

>>35592355
I will post my own awful doodle at the end of thread, so you can know you are among friends.

GIMP is free, and there are people around you can get SAI from for free too. What you need is pressure sensitivity, and the tools you are comfortable with. Pencil tool, g-pen, etc.

Seems slight leaning for explaining how the shrine is haunted, and maybe plant because Plant is best at scary?

>>35592580
On it.
Right behind abs fic.

>>35592355
If you refuse to torrent a good program, go download GIMP, go to youtube and type in something like "how to use tablet with GIMP" and you're golden.

>>35592610
I know well that I'm among friends. One of my earlier drawings just made someone think about Zweity.

>>35592622
You are a god among anons.

>>35592610
Fun!
>tfw we'll never use Wonderland for anything
Spooky is the perfect opportunity.

>>35592656
W-Wait, I forgot all about wonderland!
We can use wonderland right?

>>35592681
It would help us with the haunting, and possibly event horizon.

Though Caede will be cross...and cute about her cross ness

>>35592681
They are Caede's things, and wonderland is sort of a lock you in your mind of vomiting nightmare tortures. If you want to use it on some random kids you can, but it seems fairly all of the excessive.

>>35592727
Right, lets pass on wonderland. We can mess up the next kids that we see that don't belong to one of our things and therefore belong to us indirectly.

>>35592727
hmmm... that does seem unnecessary.

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Behold! The worst drawing! None can be surpassed by me! Gaze upon my works and schadenfreude!

>>35592727
Let's do it.

>>35592930
Ha! you fool! You call this the worst? If I had drawing software I would show you the worst. The lines wouldn't even be straight!

>>35593004
Noodly ryoko is made of spaghetti?

>>35593089
She's Japanese so it would be ramen

the real question is what flavor of ramen? Pork if she has good taste

>>35593089
Would it not be noodles?

>>35593132
could we make macaroni art of Ryoko?

>>35593154
>>35593132
Only if it chants to our glory.

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You use your illusion powers to make subtle footsteps on the floor above you. “Ah, what’s that?” The one who gives off boyish vibes asks.

“Caede didn’t tell you?” You ask with a smile. “This shrine is haunted. Yes, long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku. The shape shifting-“ no, well actually, yeah you would be a great Aku come to think of it, but that is not going to scare them even sort of. “I mean, a long time ago, this shrine was the site of a brutal massacre. There was this samurai you see, and-“

You start the story of how a long time ago there was a samurai who went crazy after his wife and child died in some vague plague nonsense and used to drag innocent women and children from town here to the shrine to be tortured, then killed. You include a bit about him being cursed, and how he still hunts for more prey to this day. Caede lets out a huff, but not very loudly because Asmodeus is right freaking there, and the kids laugh a little.

“Yeah right, if that’s the case then why are you here?” A clever looking boy asks.

“Oh, I am not even a little innocent. Girls like me are fine, because we don’t quite suit his taste, plus I ain’t even Japanese, so why would a samurai want to pop off and have a go at me?” True, if you were a Yank we might be worried, but as a proper Londoner you are just fine.

“Psh, yeah right.” The kids say, though they are looking a little more worried now, brave yet foolish.

You are about to say something else when the door opens and a pink haired, adorable, lovely flower steps through the entryway. The kids jump, then relax when they see Rodger just smile and tilt her head in curiosity at them. “We are telling scary stories.” Asmodeus explains.

“You fool.” You say as Hank smiles and implies she has a story too. “You have doomed us all. Know I only forgive you because I sort of want to play with your hair.”
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Plantdoka begins, and you frown. It is like you are at an amusement park, and you don’t want to go on the rides because they scare you. You have long legs! There is no way it is safe for you to sit down on their rides! You are not a scaredy Risa! Anyway, the plant finishes without much real preamble, and everyone is white as a sheet. Even Azzy is looking a little troubled by the story, so much so she has stopped trying to affectionately pet Caede and just stares at the plant.

“Well, I have to go take care of something, so please excuse me.” Your plant would say if they could talk, but they can’t so stop being silly.

They leave and the kids just sort of look around. “Th-that was a lie right?” The stupid looking boy asks.

“No.” A girl with glasses mutters. “I remember reading about that actually. I think that actually happened.”

“Wh-what should we do? Hey! This isn’t funny.” The tomboy asks.

You are about to say something, probably about how the plant is mean, but then the door opens up. You let out a girlish scream and leap into Asmodeus’ arms. Jager stands there in the entryway holding a plate of fresh chocolate chip cookies. “What was that for? I thought you kids might be hungry.” She explains.

“Do you need a Risa snack?” Asmodeus asks.

“I get that reference, but I am not going to justify it with a response.” You say as her grace starts scraping at your thin energy barrier.

“Yes.” You say.

“I made you some in the kitchen.” Jager explains setting the plate down on the small table.

“Th-thank you Ms. Um,” One of the boys who looks funny starts.

“It’s just Jager, and you’re welcome. Have fun.” Jager says.

“Azzy, I do not think I want to be in this room anymore.” You explain.
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>>35593004
MS paint is standard with all PCs

you're all talk, you're probably a competent artist Just like ur mom

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She nods, and lets out a sigh of understanding before standing up and walking out of the room. The two of you follow Jager to the kitchen where a variety of cookies wait steaming on a tray on the table. Asmodeus sets you down and you start on one of the cookies. Mmmm, peanut butter. “Isn’t this a bit cliché?” Asmodeus asks sitting down.

“What do you mean?” Jager wonders.

“Well, you like decorating, cooking, gardening, and even knit. You are like a stereotype.” Asmodeus says.

Jager makes a face. “That right? Well, I like making stuff I guess, but I am not really good at any sort of art so I make what I can. I like how food tastes, so I got okay at cooking and baking. I like the fresh taste of food, and how I can make things grow so I like gardening. As for the housework, maybe that is domestic, but I do the wood work, plumbing, and taught myself how to set up the electrical system so maybe it is more macho than anything. Besides, what do I can what people think of my hobbies? I like what I like.”

“That is why I find you such a darling.” Asmodeus says with a smile.

[] Ask Jager about letting Azzy inside her head
[] Discuss something with your group
[] Other, please specify
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>>35593329
>[] Ask Jager about letting Azzy inside her head
Mendel is tricky, I don't want any Manchurian candidate in that big sexy brain of yours

>[] Other, please specify
bust out the NAZI Jager uni

>>35593294
Jokes on you I am on a laptop.

>>35593329
>Ask Jager about letting Azzy inside her head

>>35593329
>[X] Discuss something with your group
Monologue told Risa about the Demon hanging around right? We should probably do something about it.

>>35593329
Let's go to the petting zoo. People forget that Nazi Jager already decided not to work with Mendel.

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http://ask.fm/AzureEarth/answer/120527204610
>Soul King fought 100 million angels at once
>He was one of the "weaker" Old Ones.

>>35593467
I don't think people forgot, I think they just don't want her trying to kill us and fulfill her promise to the Reich again.

>>35593329
>Ask Jager about letting Azzy inside her head

"Jager, you know that time when you asked if I trusted you, then you used Science to pull all the Lucy from me? Well, I think that Nazi Mendel was trying to mess with your noggin and I would like for a specialist to take a gander... Sound Good?"

>>35593392
This. Even if it is a good idea to investigate the Nazi stuff, I don't know why people thought the best way of doing it is have Asmodeus root around.Jager's head.

>>35593329
Petting zoo?

>>35593329
Petting zoo. Now. Before sinfin is sad.

>>35593531
She isn't though. Firstly, Mendel had no means to control Jager, secondly Jager accepted her demise. This is not a good way to handle the situation.

>>35593329
[] Ask Jager about letting Azzy inside her head

>>35593329
>[x] Discuss something with your group

So... maybe we should do something about that demon circling around the shrine that has Caede spooked?

>>35593590

do you want to just straight out tell Jager about her dark Nazi past and insistance on upholding a long dead promise? so we twist the truth a bit... It's not like we are trying to actually do anything, just get a better picture of what is going on, rather than a crayon stick picture with too much yellow and not enough green...

>>35593875
If it becomes something we need to acknowledge then yes., what I'm saying is that we have no fucking reason to think there's a problem, so I don't know why you fucks are jumping the gun.

>>35593329

> Petting zoo first
We set her at ease before we bring up something she really should know. Hopefully Azzy won't pull anymore funny business that ends with cakes and nudity

>>35594111
now I want to see a baby alpaca in an SS uniform

>>35593963

Prevention means we won't have to operate. Better to make sure that Jager does not have Nazi Cancer than two months down the line wake up to find Full Nazi Mode Jager has killed all the friends and scrubs...

Anyway, it's just a check up. Take some samples, run some tests... not like we are quarantining her...

>>35594145

That is for Jager to decide. We do not repurpose her uniform for baby alpaca shenanigans before that, though it would be a total work around to the "they don't like being touched" thing.

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“There is a demon mucking about the perimeter of the shrine.” You say.

“So?” Asmodeus wonders, honestly confused why something so small should matter.

“So that’s bad.” Jager says. “You know what it wants?”

“No idea. The voices in my head keep telling me about it, never really paid any attention to it myself.” You say.

“Risa, I am a little worried over how much you are inclined to listen to voices in your head.” Asmodeus says.

“Don’t. Just- just don’t. It is a can of worms you don’t want to get into. Anyway, so there is a demon hopping around the shrine, what do you want to do about it?” Jager asks.

“Maybe go check it out, see if it is friends with Caede, and accuse it of taking all these cookies I have been eating.” You are going to get fat. “Sweets go right to my cat tats or my bum, I should be fine. Besides, I work out a lot.”

“Well, if you say so. Then you want to go to a petting zoo, correct?” Asmodeus asks.

“It’s the middle of the night, the petting zoo will be closed.” Jager explains

Why does she always have to be a party pooper! “I am not being a party pooper, I am explaining facts to you.” She objects. Oops, we said that outloud.
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You grab the smell of the demon and leap into the city. You sniff around the area around your shrine, and find the demon pretty easily. It looks like a girl, with drill like blonde hair, and an old fashioned Victorian outfit. It is ruffly, and she has matching gloves up to her shoulders and leggings. There is a flower on her dress, and one in her hair. She is sitting down at a café with a cup of tea in front of her, and sitting across from her is a teddy bear with a cup of warm tea in front of him too. She looks to be about Caede’s age, or younger, but you can’t say for certain their actual age since demons are all sneaky louts. “Well, she is a cute thing, isn’t she?” You ask.

Something seems off here. “That the demon?” Jager asks.

“Look at it, having a tea party. It thinks it’s people” Asmodeus hums.

Well, what do we do?
[] Attack! Rawr!
[] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants
[] Have azzy go talk to her, she is good at demons
[] Have Jager go talk to her, she is good at child shaped things
[] Other, please specify
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>>35594267
>[] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants

>>35594267
>[] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants
bring some tea cakes

>>35594267
>[x] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants

In cutest lil' abomination mode, please.

I'm gonna regret this vote.

>>35594267
[] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants

>>35594267
>Something seems off here
Damn it Azure, every time you do this...
>[] During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants
Tea. We are bound by British code to grant her a meeting.

>>35594267
>DURING TEA TIME? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants

I wonder if she just wants to be friends with Caede?

>>35594267
>During tea time? What are you, a yank? Go talk to her first, see what it is she wants
Only the lowest of the low would interrupt tea time.

>>35594267
>[] Other, please specify
I don't know, monologue thinks somethings off. Maybe we should just kill her from a distance or leave her alone. She could be anything, angely or Mendely or Loki-e. Remember that the Angels are making deals with less then good characters to get them on their side.

>>35594267

Formally request an invitation to the tea party for Lady Jager, Lady Azzy, Lady Risa and Sir Snugglesworth (or whatever the duck was called...)

>>35594376
Sir Quackington

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>>35594179
Are you gonna tell this lil' cutie that it can't dress up as Schutzstaffel? You gonna crush its aspirations?

>>35594376
Agreed, its only right

>>35594267

> During tea time? What are you, a yank?

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“Well now, can’t attack during tea time, now can I?” You ask walking over.

The demon looks up at you with mostly empty eyes, and you give a smile. “Hello there.” Rolls maybe? The dangly elegant things off the side of her face. “Might I join you for a cuppa?”

The demon takes a sip. “Mr. Bear is the one hosting this gathering, he is the one you should be asking. I am simply a guest.” She explains.

“Right then Mr. Bear, would you kindly allow me to take tea with you on this lovely evening?” You ask.

Mr. Bear implies yes, so you take a seat. “Oh, thank you kindly.” You say as the demon pours you a nice steaming cup of tea. “So, as you may or may not know, I am Risa Schrodinger. Doctor, superhero, small fuzzy mammal with an extreme need to be constantly loved. Might I ask your name?”

“Violo.” She says, with a W sound for the v which makes it all fancy. “That is the name I am spoken of at this time.”

“Lovely to meet you.” You say taking a dainty sip. Not bad. “Might you perchance tell me why you were chasing after Caede? She was most distressed by what seemed to be untoward advances.” What is off about this scene? I know something is strange here, but I can’t quite place it.

“She and I have some matters to discuss about politics, and the existence of old enemies of ours.” She answers curtly. “Droll subject matter I fear.”
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“Well, she expressed concern about the well-being of the people she is with.” You say. “So of course she would run.”

“Ladies run to be chased. It is the nature of the world.” Violo says.

“Well, would you like for me to relay the request for you? Maybe ask her to meet someplace more comfortable?” You ask.

“Nonsense. I will meet her when she leaves. I also have need of the girl who pulled her away from the hated enemy.” She explains.

Seems she also wants to talk to one of Caede’s mates. What do we do?

[] Tell her to buzz off, ha
[] Call Caede and her friend over
[] Other, please specify
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>>35594699
>[] Other, please specify

"I must insist on being her surrogate for this matter, her education takes precedence I'm afraid."

>>35594668
>I know something is strange here, but I can’t quite place it.
What, that she isn't acting demony?

>>35594699
We can't get Caede and friends, it's the middle of the night and someone is probably working courageously to spook them. We could just let them sort it out themselves. Or eat her.
>[x]Move on

>>35594699
>violar (first-person singular present violo, past participle violat)

>to violate
>to break (a rule or law)
>to rape
Is it safe to assume from no on that demon names mean bad things?

>>35594699

"You'll have to get her Dads permission if you want to go out with her after curfew... Then again, you could stay the night... We are going to the Petting Zoo when it opens again"

>>35594699
>You will need her father's permission on this, I assume. And I would be remiss if your intentions toward them were untoward in any way.

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Why don't we just strongarm our islanders and priest into spreading the word of Risa on the mainland? Most of the widespread Japanese gods are either dead or in hiding.

>>35595109
We could get our Creepy darling to lead the mission. I think they'd do well. Have them work their way from the Folly down to Tokyo where we can put them up in the shrine...

And plot to breed them with the Twincies

Loki made the quincies. I wonder what the people Risa makes would be like.

>>35595589
I suspect they would shoot a lot more lasers.

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“It is after curfew.” You point out.

“She is a demon. Even if such foolish things applied to her, breaking the rules would be like second nature.” She explains. Something off. Something off.

“Well, you will need her father’s permission, I assume, and should something untoward happen to her then you do realize what would happen to you.” You explain.

“Hmph. If I were interested in attacking her I would have done so already.” She explains.

“Would it be acceptable for you to come to the shrine, and speak with her there?” You ask.

“If I must.” Violo finishes.

The three of you finish your tea, and your group escorts the two of them back to the shrine. “Violo is it?” Asmodeus asks, and you see the demon’s spine straighten in fright. “You look rather darling in that outfit. You don’t see that enough these days, not like how it was long ago, but I think it will come back in style.” Azzy explains.

“I- I thank you.” Violo says.

You get to the shrine, and send a scrub to fetch Caede and her friend. Caede does come out, and crosses her arms when she sees the demon. “You were the one following me? What do you want?” She asks.

“I wished to speak with you and your mortal about the men you encountered. They are of interest to me at this point in time. Where is she?” Violo asks.

“You will talk to me first, then her after. She doesn’t know about any of the supernatural stuff and I want to keep it that way.” Caede explains.

“I see. Performing a long con, are you? Very well, the man who destroyed the weak demon, and damaged you. They used holy water? How powerful was it?” Violo asks.

Caede shifts, but must feel reassured from having you nearby. “Very. If I didn’t know any better I would say he is a Saint of some kind. He totally undid all my spell work with some half assed holy water, and completely destroyed the lesser demon.” She explains.

“I see, and his companion?” Violo asks petting her bear.
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>>35595589
They would be like skinwalkers, but with lasers.

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“Yeah, but the other guy didn’t seem like a holy man. He smelled more like a witch, really, but he was also holding a really messed up artifact so it was hard to get a read.” Caede says.

“What affiliation were they with?” Violo asks, making Caede shrug.

“I think they were mercenary, but I am pretty sure they were trained by something fierce.” Caede explains.

“That is all I need. Now I request you send out your companion.” Violo says looking at Caede.

Caede grumbles and glances back. “Remember, be discreet.” She says before waving over the tomboy looking one.

“Ah, hey who is this?” Small person asks.

“I am Caede’s friend. I heard you saved her today, you have my thanks.” Violo answers, and if it wasn’t for how cold, and absent of anything resembling humanity in her voice you would expect tomboy to settle down.

Instead the girl shifts a little, looking awkward. “Ah ha, yeah. No problem.” She says, unable to place just what is creeping her out.

“My father is a police officer, I was wondering if you saw anything that might be a clue for finding them. I know what they look like, but just anything small.” Violo says.

“Not really. Two foreign looking guys, kind of handsome, one with black hair and the other brown.” She says.

“There must be something.” Violo says with a note of rage in his voice.

“She said she didn’t know.” Jager answers walking next to the girl and resting her hands on her shoulders.

The situation cools, and Violo sighs. “I see.” She says.

“Ah, hold on.” Tomboy, E something? Names, little people, etc interrupts. “They both had these pins. Is that a clue?”

“Certainly. What was on them?” Violo asks.

“Something weird. It was circular, and there was writing in English around the edge, but it was hard to read it, like it wasn’t English at the same time. In the middle there was a horse with something like two riders holding a lance on it maybe?” She offers.
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>>35595656
>Something off. Something off.
Azure...

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“You saw all that? That’s impressive.” Jager says.

“Heh heh, my eyesight is really good.” She boasts.

“The words, did they say SIGILLUM MILITUM XPISTI?” At the last word both Caede and Violo flinch as if struck but Er something doesn’t notice it.

“Maybe, I know it was weird looking.” She says.

“I see.” Violo turns to go.

“Hold on! Tell us so we can be freaked out too! Come on, I know you are still hiding something young lady, and I won’t let you just walk away without finding out what it is.” You say.

Caede furrows her eyebrows then seems to understand something. “Oh. Hey, hold on.” Caede says.

She grabs the bear and then tosses it up in the air. Violo looks annoyed and starts stepping back with her arms up in the air to catch the bear. Caede waits until after she catches it to flip her skirt. Lacey, practically see through, underwear with matching lace leggings, and garters flashes in front of everyone before Violo can shyly press her skirt down. You tilt your head, concerned that the youth of today are getting far too daring. You look back at the others and see the tomboy is completely red, Jager looks like she just saw a weird slug, and Asmodeus is the same as ever. “What?” You wonder.

“You’re a boy?” Erica asks. Was that her name? Probably.

“I do not recall claiming to be something else.” Violo says.

Ah, yeah. That was probably it. Mystery solved.

“Well, it’s late, and Erica needs sleep. Come on.” Caede says walking back towards the shrine with Erica who is still a bright red.

“So now petting zoo?” You ask.

“In the morning.” Jager says. “It’s late, and they aren’t even open right now.”

Seems Jager agreed to the petting zoo, so now you have to kill the rest of the night.

[] Try and make Jager sleep and get Azzy to check her brain parts.
[] Sleep over with azzy
[] Other, please specify
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>>35595725
>[] Sleep over with azzy

BREAKOUT THE PEANUT BUTTER

>>35595725
>[] Other, please specify
See what targets Corn god has for us, if he has any.

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>>35595725
>[] Try and make Jager sleep and get Azzy to check her brain parts.

Uh...so...wait...was Azzy talking about the crossdressing? We're gonna be seeing more trap demons is what she saying? Demons are weird yo.

>>35595725
>[x] Sleep over with azzy

>>35595725
>[] Sleep over with azzy

>>35595725
>Sleep OVER WITH AZZY

Alright I'm catching up in the archives after dropping this quest a long time a go and im at chapter 64. The mole is still an unknown.

How in the world did you guys not suspect Sin-fin of being the mole? She made the deal with The Snake (Lucifer "Satan" Morningstar, etc etc) and continues to talk to him or her memory of him and gets beat up by him. It wouldn't even be a little hard for lucy to just pop in and say "hey what's goin on?" and not only would her crazy self deprecation have her answer, but she appears unable to refuse him.

>>35596235
Maybe you should read the next 50 threads before you start posting speculation in the live threads and calling people idiots. You look silly right now.

>>35596235

It's not her, keep reading.

>>35596235
keep goin' you got a ways of catching up

ur not even right

>>35596235
We know who the mole is.
Don't remember her name, but she is pretending to be a scrubgami. She is mostly harmless.

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You decide not to have azzy break into the dreams of Jager to do a brain scan, and just nod. “Okay, then first thing in the morning we are going to the petting zoo, and Sin-Fin is going to pet the goats, and she is going to be super happy, and cute, and maybe just a little bit scary.” You say.

“Shall I return in the morning then?” Asmodeus asks.

“No! You are going to sleep over, and it will be wonderful.” You declare.

“That does sound nice.” Azzy says with a smile.

The three of you all stay up, and do sleep over stuff. You paint each other’s nails, and Azzy keeps sliding close to Jager with an amused yet hungry look. Jager keeps getting sort of twitchy, and slides away from her, but it never lasts for long. You are concerned Azzy may one day pounce Jager so you pounce Azzy first to establish yerfghhppppptlst. I forgot about that part.

The three of you have a fun old time, with some part of you wanting to find peanut butter, but being shouted down by the other parts of you. Such is life. You sleep a dreamless sleep on your bed, and wait for the next day to come.

You feel like you are standing naked in a thunderstorm, feeling all of the insane feelings of the world as it is destroyed around you on every centimeter of your nerves. You arch your back as an explosion of thunder breaks through you and the feelings become more intense, so intense you have to scream and open your eyes. You glance to the side and see Asmodeus was gently blowing on your ear to wake you up. You roll away from her and look out into the morning light.

“Morning.” Jager says from the corner of the room, and you notice she is red in the cheeks and all the way up to her ears, and she seems to be sitting with her legs crossed tight and her arms folded against her chest protectively. Seems Asmodeus woke her up too.

“Petting zoo time?” You ask.

“Petting zoo time.” Asmodeus says.
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You spin to change your clothes, and then rush to Sin-Fin’s room. “Sinny finny! Funny fin! Hey, petting zoo! Goats! You like goats!” You shout.

She looks up at you, her eyes still drooping as if she were constantly just coming out of a particularly bad crying session and nods slowly. “I want to touch the… goats.” She says.

She gets up, and slowly follows after you as you run through the shrine getting sunscreen, and a sun dress, and a big straw hat to wear because it is summer still. You wear some simple slip on shoes to complete the outfit and look rather nice. “Oh, thank you. Dresses are my lazy outfits really.” You say.

You pull your mates along with you, and make your way to the zoo. You pay for everyone to get in, and then see the animals. Small, fuzzy, and really enjoying people they let out their various sounds while asking for animal food. You let out a squeal of delight, and rush over to a rabbit that is busy sniffling a bit of sawdust it finds interesting. You cradle it in your arms like a baby and start making animal sounds.

This is fun, we are having fun. What could possibly go wrong?

[] Go see how Sin-Fin is dealing with the goats
[] Make sure Azzy is okay to be around these kids that are also petting the animals
[] See what ones Jager likes
[] Other, please specify
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>>35596410
>[] Go see how Sin-Fin is dealing with the goats

>>35596276
>>35596317
>>35596342
Pretty sure he was just speculating at maybes, and wondering why no one else went down the same maybe path as he did at the time.

>>35596445
>>35596235
In that case yeah, I thought it could have been her, but I didn't want to make her cry.

>>35596410
>[] Go see how Sin-Fin is dealing with the goats

>>35596410
[] Go see how Sin-Fin is dealing with the goats

>>35596410
>Hedonistic Cancer
Set the animals free

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Did anyone else just remember Yuuki existing?

>>35596410
>Release the animals, kill the ones that look like crabs

>>35596549
Who?

>>35596547
>>35596585
Wait till after we all have fun wit them.

>>35596549
>We do need to start that boy's education.

>>35596585
But crabs are our friends!

>>35596410

> Ask Azzy if she took care of Yuuki, speaking of children

>>35596410
>[] See what ones Jager likes
...I'm thinking sheep, for some reason.

>>35596792
I wonder what he's doing right now?

is he building a porch swing? does Azzy even have a porch? Is he building a porch?

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You go over to where Sin-Fin is, and see instead of her a pile of goats. You go around the pile until you see Sin-Fin’s head sticking out from the cluster just beyond a forest of legs, looking as miserable as ever. “What happened?” You ask.

“I tripped and the food… fell on me.” She looks back at the goats. “So this is how I… die.” She sighs.

“Pretty sure you are not going to die.” You say as a small goat goes by her face and sniffs her a little.

“I always suspected it would end… this way. I somehow knew… I always knew.” She sighs, then the kid loses interest in her face and resumes looking for animal feed that she spilled.

“This is far too adorable to be happening.” But it is happening, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

The day goes well, with all of you spending time with animals, and hugging them and you trying to give an impassioned speech about freedom, and the joys of liberation to a group of small animals you suspect were hamsters, but refused to call them by their slave names so you may never know. Sin-Fin is popular, as per normal, and you give her enough money to buy as much feed as she wants.
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She shares some of her feed with a little girl who is scared of the animals, and helps her feed them until she is no longer scared. You mention that as being nice, but she doesn’t know what you are talking about. All in all a good way to spend the day. Some bloke tried to take upskirt pictures of you, and you made him think wasps kept crawling out of his urethra, those big Japanese ones who have been modified to have a sting like a bullet ant's bite, and never bothered removing the illusion. Yeah, a good day.

Your group goes back, and on the way Asmodeus taps you on the shoulder. “Ah, Risa. Remember how I said there is something going on you might be interested in? Well, there is an old spirit I get along with. He is being harassed, and I said I would look into what is going on. I am planning on leaving today, if you want to come with me I would welcome you, but don’t feel obligated to do so if you don’t want to.”

Seems Azzy offered you a job.
[] Go with the snazzy one
[] Nah, she can handle it. Her business gets weird
[] Other, please specify
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>>35596975
>[] Go with the snazzy one

bring Yuuki with us, I wanna see what he can do

>>35596975
>[] Go with the snazzy one
Well I wanted to go see corn man, but this works I guess. Probably going to be angels.

>>35596975
>[x] Go with the snazzy one

Should we tell Jager where we're heading off to? Just to touch bases and such.

>>35596975
>See Jagers favorite animal First. Theeen.
[] Go with the snazzy one

>>35596975
>[] Go with the snazzy one

>>35596975
>>35597057
>>35597058
Seconding touching base with Jager moms and finding her favorite animal.

>>35596913
Did she figure out jokes? Sin-Fin a best.

>>35596975

> Jager's favorite animal.
> Make sure she is feeling alright.
Then
> Go with the snazzy one
> Take the rest of the crew if they feel like coming

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>>35597182
OH GOD THE BEARS! SHE'S NOT A NAZI WEREWOLF SHE'S A NAZI BEAR!

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>>35597206
They're taking over!

>>35597206
>>35597182
but Pandas are Raccoon

>>35597268
No it's got BEAR right in the name PANDA BEAR.

Raccoon's are Raccoons.

>>35596975
>[] Go with the snazzy one

>>35597268
The only things Pandas steal is your heart

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“Let me touch base with Jager first.” You say turning to face the busty, ablicious chocolate wolf.

“I can hear you, you know.” Jager says.

“Well, yes, but that it’s touching base now is it? So what was your favorite animal?” You wonder.

“Eh? Well, the lambs were cute, they were really affectionate too. Just wish I didn’t have to keep shoving them away from-“ She clears her throat and changes the subject. From where? What did the lambs do to you!? “The rabbits were pretty soft too, even though they were a little clumsy. I sort of wish they had more animals in there, but I know why they couldn’t.” She likes soft things, check.

“Well what about favorite animal in general?” You wonder.

“Well I like dogs I guess.” The German Shepard, probably. “I also like baby versions of big animals in general, they can’t quite figure out what it is they are doing with themselves.”

“I see.” You say, disappointed her answer wasn’t she likes Risa-cats the best.

“I guess I just like affectionate, fuzzy, clean animals in general really. Once the baby animals grow up and still act immature it is pretty cute.” She continues.

So give her lots of love, or she will hate you forever and go join a biker gang. Check.

“Alright Azzy, let’s go do your funny god thing.” You say pumping your fist.

You two dash off towards the west coast, best coast? Azzy doesn’t explain where you are going, and you are too busy keeping your big floppy hat attached to your head to ask. Finally you stop, and Azzy leads you into a cave. You walk down a ramp, thankfully there are no stairs, until you reach what seems to be a murky pool. You look around, but see no one, then tilt your head. Azzy whistles, and suddenly you are aware you are not alone.
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Where once there was just blackness, now the darkness seems alive, and gazing at you. The stench of death fills your nose, and- no that isn’t quite right. It is life, but the sort of life that can only exist in death. Rot, disease, sickness, filth. A mass of mushy moss seems to swell from the black and you want to kill it. You resist the urge.

“Risa this is, hm. You can’t pronounce his name with your tongue, but you can just call him the prince of rot.” She explains.

You see undulating rot tentacles slide up Azzy’s leg and coil around her thigh. She opens her mouth and another tentacle of sickness slips between her lips and into her throat in what might pass for a kiss. You grab her, and pull her away, your eyes flashing. “Mine.” You snarl. “Don’t touch my things.” You repeat.

She looks down at you and seems amused. “Oh, you are so clingy.” She lightly flicks your forehead. “Well not that I hate that sort of thing.”

The prince lets out a gurgle, and you hiss back at him, flaring your go juice. I’ll fight you mate, swear on me mum. “Risa, we have work to do.”Azzy says.

“That’s fine, but I will make him my snack too if he keeps touching my stuff.” You say.

Azzy sighs, and seems about to say something, when a massive hand shoots out of the water. It clenches the rot pile, and the spirit thing only has a short moment to slip between its fingers, then the hand seems to shimmer in reality for a moment then fade back into the in between place.

“The hell was that?” You ask.

“I don’t know, that is why we are here, are we not?” Asmodeus asks, and you see the rot dripping from her body burn, and fade away leaving only the sweet smell of strawberries in its place.

You know she did that for you, so you let out a huff of satisfaction. Hm, seems like…

[] It came from between worlds. We should go there and take a look!
[] It is after this rot guy, we should use him as bait!
[] Other, please specify
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>>35597779
>[] It is after this rot guy, we should use him as bait!

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>>35597779
>[] It came from between worlds. We should go there and take a look!

bring the disposable camera and obnoxious Hawaiians shirts

haven't used that pics in ages

>>35597779
>[] It came from between worlds. We should go there and take a look!

>>35597779
[] It came from between worlds. We should go there and take a look!

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“That came from between the worlds. We should chase after it.” You say.

You tear open a hole in reality, step in and… Asmodeus doesn’t follow after you. “What’s the deal?” You ask as she looks with some hesitation.

“Beings of certain spiritual mass have a hard time… fitting.” She decides to call it. “It is one of the reasons angels can’t deploy en mass very easily. Even with Father paving the way, they take a while and I don’t think I can slip through. Some places we can get in easily, like heaven, but others it is sort of hard.”

“Come on, don’t be such a baby.” You say.

You grab her by the wrist and pull. You feel reality scream in absolute agony as you try and fit such a large Asmodeus into a tight hole, but you do not relent. You tug over, and over, and refuse to listen to any cries for mercy. Then, as if it were as simple as breathing, Asmodeus steps through the pathway, and the world tears. Shatters may be more accurate, but for the perverse metaphor we are going with tears makes more sense. You seem crimson cracks form in the vast nothing between worlds, all centered around your garganta. Your hole in the world tries to close behind you, but because of the severe damage Asmodeus’ existence did to it, it can’t shut all the way. “I told you.” Asmodeus warns.

“Eh, I like your company. Who cares what happens to the world as long as my snazzy one is with me.” You say.

You both walk through the vast infinity of nothing, smelling for the energy trail of whayever attacked the rot spirit. You think you get a fix on it so you chase after it, and while you do so glance back. “Say, why are you so chummy with him anyway?”

“I adore rot. Wine, beer, cheese, have you tried cheese? It’s fantastic.” She explains. Ah yes, be interesting to her senses and she will adore you.
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You shrug and finally find what created the fist. It is a girl, mostly. A large insect is running up her spine, and digging into her brain. Her veins bulge, and her tongue sticks out of her mouth blankly. You see the insect send out some energy into the girl, and suddenly some power inside the woman activates and a large demonic arm shoots out from hell, reeking of hellfire, and tries to slam into you. You both roll out of the way, and you release, lamenting your pretty sun dress.

You charge your body with energy as the girl stiffens a few times, the insect causing who knows what sort of chemicals to rage through her body. You see Asmodeus lick her lips. “You always let me meet the most delicious looking people, don’t you Risa?”

You smell the air, and while you may not know just what that thing it, you are pretty sure it is worth SPXP.

Hell yeah.

Hollow Quest Redux 112 end!

You played with azzy! 2 SPXP

Sin-Fin was goated! 2 SPXP

Ran 100% sober! 1 SPXP
Okay, how about we call it here? Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, SPXP spending, waifu warring, and to post my awful doodle when I get back from buying alcohol.
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>>35598470
>Ran 100% sober!
Ouch.

Thanks, Azure.

>>35598470
Thanks for running dude.

>>35598470
Thanks for running

you should stock up on emergency booze for occasions such as this.

anybody else wanna get My sword sucks anyway?

>>35598470
aaaaaand archived.

Thanks for the thread.

>>35598542
Does MSSA use our hand to hand or swordmanship? Cuz our swordmanship kinda sucks.

>>35598470
>Ran 100% sober!
Your dedication is an inspiration to us all.

>>35598470

Thanks for running. Also, Risa totally should have told them about the ghost of an evil little girl. That way we could show up as Little Risa and terrify them properly!

>>35598686
Depends on what weapon we make. Something like cero gauntlets would be H2H. I think punch daggers are H2H too. A sword would be swordsmanship, though.

>>35598686
Is Cero dildo bat a thing that can happen?

Abfic when? Flufffic when?

>>35598715
So it could stack with our mittens? If so then yeah I'll vote for it.

>>35598470
If we got Time Something Something Attack, and also got My Sword Sucks Anyway, would it count for double damage when we hit people with the cero weapons or would that only go once?

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again, this should make a decent model for NAZI Jager for aspiring drawfriends

Is AE's blood flammable?

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>>35598497
Thank you for playing!
>>35598528
Likewise, thanks for playing
>>35598542
Thanks for playing.

I had some but it ran out!
>>35598641
Thanks for the thread and the archiving! It helps me out quite a bit.
>>35598690
Shhh, I play with fire
>>35598709
Little Risa is too cute to be terrifying!
>>35598715
>>35598686
>>35598796
Your mittens already dill the role of gauntlets, so not really.
>>35598741
That is something that can absolutely happen if you want.
>>35598835
They would count as physical weapons in the instances of damage, so that would count for double yes, while your mittens only count as a cero attack and don't do double at that level.
>>35598943
I do like the sexy nazi officer sadist look.

As sworn here is the doodle I kept pestering people to tell me what is wrong with it, but it was all done in my hand so what evs right? Right?!

Right.

Still around, btw.

>>35599238
Yes, which is why I do not fear ebola. My body is not designed for anything to invade.

>>35599277
I wish my immune system was fire Russia...

MSSA a thing? a vote even?

whiskey or vodka?

>>35599243
>pic
Actually not that bad. Hell of a lot better than the stuff you posted after you got drunk a few months ago.

>>35599243
>They would count as physical weapons in the instances of damage, so that would count for double yes, while your mittens only count as a cero attack and don't do double at that level.
Cool beans. I'll vote for getting MSSA in that case.

>>35599243
what about MSSA knux?

and have you tried getting /ic/ to yell at you?

>>35599322
Just some cheap Lager from the market, if I could I would break into my vodka but it is still doing something with pears. I can not be trusted with books about alcoholic recipes and canning. Wine beets turned out great though

I believe there is still some debate, I am waiting to see what people feel after having me answer the questions.
>>35599323
Thank you kindly. Again, it helps when people yell at you that you are mucking up, then you go back to fix it over, and over, and over. If I keep working at it one day I will be not bad at all!
>>35599356
They would not stack with your mittens, but it is possible to make a hand to hand weapon with them.

I prefer just random people I know, but I shall consider it.

Seems like MSSA is wanted quite a lot?

>>35599429
I am one of the peeps that want it

>>35599429
>They would not stack with your mittens, but it is possible to make a hand to hand weapon with them.
That's fine. So long as we can make something that's h2h. I'd like to try for some swordsmanship shit later just for the hell of it, but h2h a best.

Making them stack with TSSA would be the best.

>>35599449
>>35599474
Bought then.

>>35599512
Righteous
>jumps into air to hi five the other guy
>freeze frame
>cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNVZzXgMdXs

>>35599536
That song does suit Risa far better than I would like to admit, but I refuse to give in. Granted everything has to have a dark twist on it, but still.

>>35599512
Neato.

>>35599563
lose yourself in the power of the 1980s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiDOqsWIcbM

>>35599563
does Risa prefer Pac man or Pong?

>>35599881
She is not very good at video games, but Ms. Pacman was better than pacman for her. Actually she has been getting more into them recently, and she finds them delightful marvels of engineering. She is still not great at them, but she does occasionally play some between threads/posts/etc.

>>35599958
red or blue version?

>>35599992
Red, because she based her decision off of people she knew, and Sin-Fin has red eyes. Logic=sound.

>>35598761
Working on it. Swear on me mum.

>I beg for MSSA for months
>We buy it as an after thought when I'm not paying attention
What is this feeling?

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>>35600759