>>35713147

Twitter: @ELHMk1
Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)
Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, art & references, and other info):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Cinder’s Character Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. Like all things 40k, the gauntlet runs from “worshipping the printed word” to “over the top silliness.” Most of the time it’s somewhere in between. You’ve been warned in advance.

All rolls go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes after responding to a bit of feedback from last week and some housekeeping.

Excessive meta/whining/waifu’ing/etc goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.

You may find this 4chanX filter list useful: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr

In no particular order, here’s some generalized responses from those that’ve been submitted to the G-Doc and via email:

> I get that the Rak’Gol were epic and all, but was it really time for the Bloodthirster upgrade? I kinda would have liked to see more arcs first.

This is a fair point. It was one of those things where the timing just seemed right: A sufficiently epic battle (complete with backdrop) that coincided with obtaining a very important and powerful relic. Also I hadn’t really handed out infamy for awhile so it was kinda stacking up. That said, the next upgrade (Daemon Princess @ 90) will be a long time coming (10+ threads unless I need to speed things up). Speaking of, the quest “ends” at 120 infamy. You’ll start to understand why after a conversation with Ignitrix this session.

> Will other characters besides the daemon trio have oneshots or sessions run from their POV?

To be honest that’s largely up to you all. The big two (Ignitrix and Acerea) definitely have “priority” simply because I can move the story along while they’re in control. That said, if people like Sytili or really want to see Commissar Tigurius silently executing people, it can happen. We’ll talk more about it at the end of the session.

> Thanks for running. It’s a lot of fun!

I don’t usually respond to this sort of thing (feels like gloating tbh) but thanks. Encouragement is always great.

~~~

Small bit of general housekeeping:

The changes to Cinder’s sheet are complete. Note the fact your Daemon-fusion armor grants a rating-20 forcefield and that your warp chains now test at BS+25
Acerea’s sheet has been “finalized” in preparation for her oneshot.
If anyone knows a good program/site that will mimic FFG’s stat block formatting, lemme know. I’d like to give you all BC-compatible stats for the main three.

Onto the actual content!

>>35713181
>the quest “ends” at 120 infamy.
awwww but I want more Cinder funtimes

“...There. That should do it.”

Ignitrix wipes her forehead with one of her taloned hands and steps back from the reinstalled AI core. Immediately following the destruction of the last Rak’gol vessel she beelined here with you in tow. She’s been working nonstop for the past couple of hours on it, giving you time to get a handle on your new body.

“So no more homicidal AI then?” you ask as you continue to flow through a rigorous training form consisting of mock blows and dodges.

“No more homicidal AI,” confirms Ignitrix. “I’ve limited its functions to the bare essentials just in case though. It’s more a glorified computer than an actual free-thinking entity now. Anyways…”

She turns to face the holomap just as it winks into existence. “Your new quarters are here.” A room just below the main bridge illuminates. “I’ll be taking the one across the way and fashioning something in a corner of the Drone Bay. Acerea’s probably going to stick with her Tyranid friends if I had to guess. They’re already spreading out across decks eleven and twelve.”

“I see…” You stare at the map and watch as little red lights wink in and out of existence both inside and outside the Engine. What few Rak’gol remained alive were slowly being executed by Sytili’s swarm and the anti-boarding defences.You imagine the rest of your “fleet” is dealing with similar situations, albeit on a smaller scale.

“That’s all I have really. Now unless you have a pressing need to gloat about your patron handing out headpats, I’m going to go relax.” The feathered daemon sounds exhausted more than anything else. Your keen ears pick up a small bit of jealously and curiosity as well, though muted. There hasn’t really been time to give her the details of what transpired with the Shaman and with Khorne given how focused she’s been on her work.

> [1] You’ll catch up with her later. Probably after you get a bloodbath in your new suite.
> [2] Follow her out and keep the conversation going.
> [3] Write in

You bastard
Playing at the same time as larro and remonster
damn it all

>>35713262
>[2] Follow her out and keep the conversation going.
Give the poor bird her headpats.

>>35713262
>> [2] Follow her out and keep the conversation going.

>>35713262
Seconding >>35713303

>>35713303

How many do we owe her at this point? 2 or 3? More?

>>35713262
Need to keep an eye on the magelings, especially when they're annoyed. Voting [2]

>>35713262
>[2] Follow her out and keep the conversation going.
>>35713303
>Give the poor bird her headpats.

Headpats and tagging along it is. Writing...

>>35713357
My notes show three.

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>>35713402
>My notes show three.

>>35713262

Before Ignitrix can get more than two steps towards the door, you intercept her. “What are you…” she says in alarm as your hand extends. Her face goes crimson when she realizes you’re giving her a headpat.

“I don’t think I say thank you enough. So thanks, Iggy.” Who says Khornates don’t have empathy? Well the Imperium, Nercon, Tau, and Eldar might but fuck them.

“Mmrphm… Are you going to follow me around all day then?” The tiredness is still there but she’s definitely perked up a bit.

You retract your hand and shrug. “Well I need you to at least help me with my suite. I am not Lazerus or you. My first attempt at a bloodbath was little more than welded metal and a freshly squeezed corpse.”

“Ah. Well come along then. Might as well walk and talk.” She makes for the door again but this time you merely follow in her wake. You’d walk beside her if you weren’t so large and the corridors so small. As it is you have only a few feet of play in the most narrow of them. Something Ignitrix is keen on pointing out. “So it’s not all great being large and in charge, is it?”

> [1] Management SUCKS. Why did you ever want to be an Inquisitor or whatever it is you did as a mortal?
> [2] Size can be annoying outside of the battlefield…
> [3] No issues here. How’s been a shortstack working out for you?
> [4] Write in

>>35713548
> [3] No issues here. How’s been a shortstack working out for you?

>>35713548
> [3] No issues here. How’s been a shortstack working out for you?
> [1] Management SUCKS. Why did you ever want to be an Inquisitor or whatever it is you did as a mortal?

>>35713548
>> [3] No issues here. How’s been a shortstack working out for you?

I don't know whether to chalk this up to /tg/ being /tg/ or Cinder being literally the greatest tsun-troller out there.

>>35713606
Which do you think?

>>35713548
>[3] No issues here. How’s been a shortstack working out for you?

>>35713548
[3] fits Cinder best, I think. Possibly add headpat.

>>35713548

A laugh escapes your lips. “It’s pretty great actually. Better than being a small acolyte like you.”

“I…” Her feathers reflexively try to stand on end before she catches on. “I don’t know why I asked. I knew you’d say that but I asked anyways. I must be losing my touch…”

She shakes her head and rubs her eyes carefully as the pair of you step into a lift. You nudge her a little before replying. “Nah, you planned all this right? Something about it leading to more headpats?”

“...Sure. Let’s go with that. Because I don’t really have the energy right now to argue otherwise.”

“Just as planned,” you tease.

“I hate you,” she responds.

“No you don’t.”

“Hmph.”

Several minutes of silence pass before you try redirecting the conversation.

> [1] Ask about her Imperium days
> [2] Ask about her encounter with her patron
> [3] Ask what you have to look forward to when you get to your suite
> [4] Write in

>>35713765
>> [2] Ask about her encounter with her patron

>>35713765
>[2] Ask about her encounter with her patron

>>35713548
> [2] Ask about her encounter with her patron

>>35713765
>> [1] Ask about her Imperium days
but only if she wants to talk about it, if not
> [3] Ask what you have to look forward to when you get to your suite

>>35713765
[4] Ask her if there's anything she wants to do. What do Tzeenchans do for fun? Do...they even know what fun is? Speaking of which, what happened with...[3] the big bird?

>>35713765

“I’ve been wondering, Iggy, you’ve met with Tzeentch himself before, right?” you ask, not really sure how to begin about your own encounter.

“Yes…why?”

“I was just trying to see what yours was like in comparison to mine. It was definitely different from what I expected.” You scratch the back of your head, remembering the headpat tendered to you.

The lift comes to a stop and the doors open. As you filter out behind Ignitrix, she sighs once more. “I don’t really know how much I should tell you but it’s been one of those days. Not like I’m telling you my true name or anything. I suppose mine was odd as well. He wasn’t on his throne or in the form I expected.”

“I’d say an actual face to face meeting is pretty odd, yeah. Which is why I guess I’m not entirely sure how to respond to it myself.”

She turns around and continues to walk backwards while still talking to you. “So it wasn’t like your first meeting at the base of the Skull Throne then?”

You shake your head. “Not at all. It felt more like he’d pulled me aside for a quick fireside chat than anything else.”

“Hrm…” Ignitrix rubs her chin in thought. “Out of curiosity, how would you describe his form?”

> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)
> [2] Much as you’d expect, just smaller. Well, bigger than me still but you get the idea
> [3] Write in

>>35714141
>[1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)

[1], totally.

>>35714141
>> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)

>>35714141
>> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)
As if we would pick anything else to say about Khorne-senpai.

>>35714141
>[1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)
With an added in "I bet my patron could beat up your patron"

>>35714141
>[2] Much as you’d expect, just smaller. Well, bigger than me still but you get the idea

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35714141
> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)

>>35714261
This, but playfully.

>>35714141
> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)

Well let's see how bad it is.

1d100 vs 42.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>35714292

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35714292

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>35714292
NAT 100 CMON

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>35714297
Boo.

>>35714292

>>35714297
>>35714315
>>35714316

So you keep it together and do not require a nose flick to focus.

Writing...

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>35714292

>>35714141
>> [1] Literally the best thing ever (Fel to not Fangirl squeal)

>>35714359
Jesus, this post only gets through now? Talk about a bad connection.

>>35714141

“Everything you could ever want from a warrior: Imposing size, armor covered in blood of his enemies, a massive swor-”

“Focus, Cinder.”

You shake your head and clear your thoughts. “Right, sorry. He was his ‘usual’ self but only about twice my size. He should have been impossibly large though. When he was on the throne he was larger than the Warp itself. Or that’s how it felt.”

Ignitrix’s eyes narrow and she comes to a stop. “Okay hold on a second. I need to do something.” Her brow furrows as she waves her hands in a complex pattern. A second later your connection to the Warp is entirely cut off, like you’re literally hugging Tigurius.

Reflexively you snarl, “What did you-”

“Hush. We can’t have THEM hearing. Of course they might like that but I have my reasons. I don’t like it anymore than you and I used to be mortal.”

So it’s just a temporary, localized block of the Warp then. You figured she’d be able to do something like that but it doesn’t make you anymore pleased she did so without warning. “What’s so important to keep from prying ears then?”

“Look,” she presses a talon against her chest for emphasis. “My meeting was basically Tzeentch telling me I’m next in succession. Or that’s the conclusion I’ve come to after all this time. Maybe it’s all apart of his grand plan but the usual signs of it are missing. My point is that MAYBE you’re dealing with the beginnings of something similar.”

> [1] Nah that can’t be right. I’m not nearly worthy of that.
> [2] ...Do you really think that’s the case?
> [3] Remain silent but stare really hard at her
> [4] Write in

>>35713181
tbh, I don't really care about the silent commissar.

>>35714552
2

>>35714552
>> [3] Remain silent but stare really hard at her

>>35714552
> [3] Remain silent but stare really hard at her

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>>35714552
>[1] Nah that can’t be right. I’m not nearly worthy of that.

>>35714552
>[3] Remain silent but stare really hard at her
Khorne not being there anymore? Preposterous.

>>35714552
>> [3] Remain silent but stare really hard at her

Man (Daemon), this seems to be the kind of thing Primarchs should be getting all up in. Why us?

>>35714552
I can't possibly fathom either being CHOSEN as next in succession... rather then being chosen as a CANDIDATE.
I bet she is going to have to outsmart all the other candidates, while we have to kill all the other candidates.
I am also assuming succession means for "right hand" rank rather than actually replacing them (because that would be nuts)

>>35714552
>[4] Write in
"So what, the Gods plan on retiring and we are their heirs?"

>>35714666
>because that would be nuts

Welcome to Khornette Quest. Hell it's right there in the name. I'ma call this shit now - the quest ends with Iggy becoming the new Tzeentch, Cinder the new Khorne, and Acerea conquering Terra with Vern reborn.

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>>35714552
>>35714666
...SO THEY ARE THE CHAOS GODS DAUGHTERS!!!
ELH YOU SUNNAVABITCH!!!

>>35714552
> [4] What heresy, let's take this bitch's skull!

>>35714715
I am pretty sure all daemons are the sons/daughters of the chaos gods.

>>35714715
Well, Cinder's most likely a bloodbride, Ignitrix is an elevated psyker, and Acerea might be a mixture of rot and eldar tears.

We need to hang out with the 'Nids to get them all BRASS NIDS instead of ROT NIDS.

Also: Converting Sheila into a proper daemon engine.

>>35714807
What about brass rot?

>>35714807

Why not all?

Have the Zoan go Tzeetch, Genestealers go Khorne and Gaunts go Nurgle. That way we get the best of four worlds...

>>35714807
I'd rather have Rot Nids.

Nurgle and Nids go well together.

>>35714732
>Cinder's most likely a bloodbride
Aren't bloodbrides a actual kind of demons on their own?

Ah... Thursday again.
>>35714552
>3

>>35714807
This. I wouldn't mind gaining Rot 'Nids later, but Sytili and her brood fodda go brass'd.

>>35714862
gotta go brass'd. No idea what the fuck happened there.

>>35714862
>>35714807
But the Nids don't like Cinder 'cuz she yells a lot and looks scary. Acerea would have a better chance turning them into Rot Nids.

>>35714552

A myriad of thoughts and responses flurry through your mind. Unable to focus on one, you remain silent. Ignitrix takes your concerned stare as a sign to continue. “I know, it’s absurd. Why us? Why would THEY of all beings care about something so mortal as heirs or replacements? I mean… not to gloat, but in my case it sort of made sense. I’m the only one to defeat his maze after all. You though? It could be that he’s got a series of champions in mind. Perhaps this is his way of saying ‘Welcome to the Tournament’ or something.”

“Mrm. Had I simply been given the chance to present the skulls I’ve taken… It’s strange. Damned strange. He doesn’t just ‘meet’ with his daemons to raise them up. It’s supposed to just ‘happen.’ Yet this conspiracy you have in mind?” You fold your arms across your chest. “It’s more likely he’s trying to select some daemon worthy of being his next champion.”

“And that might very well be the case. But I wouldn’t write off what I said so easily. If I know Khorne half as well as I do the Lord of Change… Well, just think about it. I’m sure you’re thrilled to know others are coming for your head at least.”

“Oh most definitely. Now can you get rid of this?” You motion around at the air around you.

“Of course. Sorry for springing it on you.” She genuinely seems apologetic about it. The null field collapses with a flick of her wrist and leaves you no worse for the wear. “Now then, we’re almost to our new suites. Think you can figure out how to work a STC on your own?”

> [1] A what?
> [2] Sure, I know what that is. (Int)
> [3] Nope, come show me.
> [4] Write in

>>35714910
>> [1] A what?

I just realized something.

With the Obscenity Engine being ours, and Nids on board, combined with Chaos fuckery.

How long until the lower decks and the outside of the Obscenity Engine look like something out of Dead Space mixed with a Nid Bioship?

>Obscenity Engine fucks shit up with it's chaosified weapons
>It also happens to have a FUCKTRILLION TENTACLES impaling your ass
>And spike cannons
>and acid throwers
>and it's cohort of mixed Chaos ships, maybe xeno ships, and Chaos Nid bioships.

>>35714910
> [2] Sure, I know what that is. (Int)
Oh yeah, of course no problem. I didn't think daemons could get those but I can figure it out.

>>35714910
> [1] A what?

>>35714910
>> [4] Write in
"Punch it till it bleeds?"

>>35714910
>[1] A what?

>>35714901
>The Nids like Cinder 'cuz she yells a lot and looks scary.
FTFY
>>35714910
>2 Sure, I know what that is
inb4 nat100

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>>35714910
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! Are you telling me, that we're going to have to take Kharn the Betrayers head and possibly Abaddons arms? I wasn't ready for this level of hype..

>>35714910
> [4] "Eh, it's been a long day, but I'm really wired. What say you I come in and eat your pussy?"

>>35714910
> [2] Sure, I know what that is. (Int)
Slaughter Time Chainsword obviously...
> [3] Nope, come show me.

>>35714552
All of Khorne's children are next in succession. We either go forward and rise as the strong, or we fall as the weak.

Khorne doesn't plan, so much as roll the dice.

I think [2] wins by one vote.

1d100 vs 40

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>35715109

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>35715109

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>35715109

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>35715109
It's actually tied between 1 and 2 unless you ignore a write-in supporting 1 then 1 is slightly ahead but eh

>>35715127
>>35715154
>>35715160

So you vaguely know what one is but perhaps not entirely how to operate it. Writing...

>>35715165
Counting is hard. Works out anyways.

>>35715189
This is good. We can't have a daemon of Khorne being completely competent.

>>35715127
>>35715160
Damn guys, she just wanted to earn another headpat.

>>35715226
We don't give those out for nothin' baby. But I'm still really wired...

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>35715226
hey we still owe her 2

>>35715268
>69
[OMOCHIKAERI + CUNNING LINGUISM INTENSIFIES]

>>35715268
..And with that roll maybe something a little more

>>35715268

It has been FORETOLD.

>>35715298
>not linguistics

>>35715268
well that's sorta like patting her on the head with our body while we pat her with our head so it equals out kinda

>>35715359
Me talk good!!

>>35715359
Cunning linguine?

Lewdfags please.
KQ is /e/, not /h/

>>35715473
Can't we all come together as /u/ ?

>>35715473

I thought it was rated M for METAL

>>35715473
Finnnnnnnnnnnnne.

>TRIP AND FALL INTO HER AND LAND WITH HER PANTSU ON OUR FACE

>>35714910

Your limited knowledge of the Imperium leaves you at somewhat of a loss. “STC… STC… you mean those computers capable of making whatever you wanted?”

Ignitrix smiles and tilts her head slightly to the right. “Indeed. A Standard Template Construct was basically a large database of technological wonders for colonists back in the Dark Age of Technology. The Engine here is equipped with a limited Constructor. Combined with the newly rewritten AI it should be able to come up with plans that would make Lazerus jealous.”

“Huh. How do I work it though?”

“Oh it’s all voice activated. Come on, I’ll show you.” She waves you towards her suite. The doors open before her to reveal a completely barren room contained by four metal walls. Turning, her wings flare impressively. “Now pay attention.”

The Lady of Change coughs and speaks aloud to the room. “Computer?”

“YES, MADAM IGNITRIX?” A androgynous voice of the same inflection as Shiela speaks from somewhere in the ceiling. Madam Ignitrix though? Cute.

“I’d like you to furnish this room with four chairs, a table, and a cabinet. Use oak and keep the style appropriate to that of a meeting room.”

Even with that vague description, the room begins to spring to life. Seemingly out of the floor itself rises a collection of furniture matching her specifications. In all, the room goes from a grey wasteland to an ornate-looking conference room.

“See? Just that easy,” says Ignitrix. She practically floats over to a chair before collapsing into it. “The more specific you are the more complex the pattern it makes will be. Any material you want will be matched as closely as possible so long as it’s not impossible.”

“Will it call me Mistress or is that something only you…”

“Computer, I need a pillow. Preferably aerodynamic.”

> [1] Okay, I think I’ve got it. Thanks Iggy
> [2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)
> [3] Write in

>>35715647
>[2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)

>>35715544

Give her a back rub then question how she is facing us when we are clearly rubbing her flat back...

>>35715647
> [2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)
ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!?

>>35715647
>> [2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)

>>35715647
>3
Catch the pillow and sit on it (Ag?)

>>35715701
But Iggy's Itty Bitties are huge, it'll never work!

>>35715647
>[4] Cut her off "computer pillow me now."

>>35715647
>> [2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)

You can dodge a pillow, right?

1d100 vs 55

Also lewdfags pls. We've been over this before. No.

>>35715647
> [2] Psh… it’s a pillow. (Ag)

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35715851

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>35715851

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>35715851
Pillow fight!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35715851

Rolled (1d00)

>>35715851

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>35715851
If we roll well can we deflect it back at her?

>>35715865
>>35715870
>>35715886

So you dodge it but not awesomely enough to catch it mid air or something like that. Writing...

>>35715901
>not keeping it
It's comfy time. And we don't know how to playfight; can't risk hurting the burdloli

So are the things the stc makes able to be removed from the room? Or is it more like a holodeck.

>>35715945
>Command the computer to delete Iggy's chair out from under her

>>35715930
Best Bird can handle tanks being thrown at her, apparently. I'm sure can handle a little rough and tumble, but I don't think she's in the mood right now.

>>35715898
Que?

>>35715945
Its actual creation, like those replicator, I think tehy were called in star trek.

>>35715945
physical goods. all of the IoM's tech is essentially STC scraps. or in other words, if they knew what we've got, literally every ship in the imperium would be headed at us.

>>35716002
so, we should go taunt some forge world about this, right?

>>35716051
I wouldn't.

>>35715967
>>35715898
Fuck if I know.

>>35716051
We may as well go whole hog and taunt the Fabricator General at Mars.

Hey Guys, I think I found a good theme song for Cinder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Hj7EluyMs

Hey guys. Let's show Iggy the duct tape!

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>>35716093
Ooh, let's go kill the Void Dragon!

>>35716176
Yeah, let's give her the Duct tape

>>35716176

Wan't Iggy the one who told us what it was after Sheila gave it to us?

>>35716247
Yeah

>>35716176
Oh sweet Khornesus, we could make a flail out of the thrown pillow and duct tape!

>>35715647
You smirk and prepare for the inevitable projectile. To your surprise, it sails past your head far faster than you had expected. “Alright, I get it. You’re cranky. I’ll leave you alone,” you needle. “I’m keeping the pillow though.”

“It’s not like I can’t make twenty more…”

“Fair enough. I’ll check on you later once you’ve had some ‘beauty sleep.’ Khorne knows you need it.”

“COMPUTER…!”

You backstep out of the room just in time. Nine impacts thunder against the door as it closes, metal in design. You suppose that’s enough teasing her for now anyways. Besides, you have many other things to deal with today that aren’t Ignitrix.

As you consider where to begin you wander into your suite, picking up the pillow along the way. Like how Ignitrix’s room started, it’s void of any decoration or accoutrements. You could always decorate now but there is the matter of the Tyranids and Acerea. The Blood Ravens and your other two ships need to be handled as well. If only so the former doesn’t steal everything while you’re not looking.

> I imagine you’ll do all of these but order of operations
> [1] Decorate now
> [2] Head off to find Sytili and Acerea
> [3] Ring up the Ravens
> [4] Vox Proditus
> [5] Shudder and dial the Rogue Trader
> [6] Write in

>>35716002
Which is why how you handle the Ravens will be VERY important. They've already seen it's a DAoT ship, which is cause alone to send out the =][=

>>35716275
>[3] Ring up the Ravens
Take care of these guys before they get antsy.

>>35716275
> [3] Ring up the Ravens
Let's permit them to open up their gifts. They did help us out, after all.

>>35716275
> [4] Vox Proditus
> [3] Ring up the Ravens
> [2] Head off to find Sytili and Acerea
> [1] Decorate now
> [5] Shudder and dial the Rogue Trader

>>35716275
>Which is why how you handle the Ravens will be VERY important. They've already seen it's a DAoT ship, which is cause alone to send out the =][=

Good thing they think that's US! I think we should make some stuff for them as a "thanks" and corrupt the fuck out of it.

>>35716275
> [3] Ring up the Ravens

>>35716348
In that case we must bring this ship to the Shipyards of Mars immediately.

>>35716338
>>35716348
I like both of these. Good night, folks; make sure our room has plenty of brass and wrought iron... maybe a silk canopy for our bed or bloodbath, too. Checkered obsidian & brass tiles in the bloodbath?

>>35716275
>[6] Write in
>Command the computer to address you by a very elaborate and flattering title
>Command the Computer to also address Ignitrix as "Big Bird" from this point onward

>>35716434
she just got finished hacking an evil ai, we probably shouldn't get involved in a contest where punching something is counterproductive at best.

>>35716275
>> [2] Head off to find Sytili and Acerea
I wanna see what they're doing to turn this vessel into a Chaos Xeno bio-ship.

>>35716275
[3]Ravens
[2]Sytili & Acerea
[1]Decorate
[4]Vox
[5]Trader

>>35716422
Space Marines are notoriously independent, and the Blood Ravens more-so than most.

Remember, this thing also has warp fuckery in it, and you want to bring it to one of the bastions of humanity? Where it can corrupt Mars?

Hell, we can even play off that, as we're trying to keep it safe from the notoriously reckless admechs. Oh, but there is still some value to it. Look at these items we found! They make you stronger/faster, and are just barely not heretical. Inquisitor's guarantee!

So what, so we tell them we have reported it to the proper authorities of the imperium and that they are to keep it secret?

Alright so about those Ravens...

> [1] Continue the long con (Fel)
> [2] Haha! Daemon wildcard! (S)

To clarify [2] - You basically tell them they've been working for a daemon and attempt to either get them to off themselves or come to your side. [1] is the subtle version that doesn't probably lead to more space pew pew.

>>35716624
>> [1] Continue the long con (Fel)
Let's get the boost from Iggy for this one.

>>35716614
We're the Inquisition. We ARE the "Proper Authorities".

Also, notoriously secretive.

We should probably go fuck up some Chaos war-band as well, to help test the gifts we're going to give them just to make sure they aren't heretical.

>>35716162
nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyH2kU4NjHA

>>35716624
[1] continue the con
daddy cares not from whence blood flows, only that it flows.

>Remember, this thing also has warp fuckery in it, and you want to bring it to one of the bastions of humanity? Where it can corrupt Mars?
we are the demons john.

>>35716624
> [2] Haha! Daemon wildcard! (S)
WILD CARD BITCHES

>>35716624

> [1] Continue the long con (Fel)

>>35716624
> [1] Continue the long con (Fel)

We need them to help test the products of our new ship, by fucking up some xenos/chaos/heretics whatever really. Khorne doesn't care where the blood comes from

>>35716650
In case we ever need to find someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVUzmbwyVIQ

>>35716624
>> [1] Continue the long con (Fel)

MFW I check our (FEL) and see that we're pretty friendly. Can't wait to bro-out with Kharn.

Long con it is.

1d100 vs 42.

The more degrees of success is the more stuff you'll be able to get them to believe right off the bat. Fail and your voice might crack. Which in your case might be a wee bit daemonic and lead to problems.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>35716744

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35716744

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>35716744

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>35716744
If worst comes to worse, warn them of chaotic influence from the ship & tell them we're warping out. Or that we need them to follow us to make sure it doesn't present a danger.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>35716756
Force of habit, sorry.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

oh man we totally hosed that.

>yes we respire atmospheric oxygen like you.

Tell them that we are going to take this ship to a remote AdMech station to ensure that the 'Vile Xenos and Ruinous Powers have not defiled this Blessed Vessel.
Inform them that their service has proved their loyalty and tell them to go to whatever system the Old Inquisitor came from to receive a few 'gifts' from the Inquisitorial Vault....

>>35716756
nice

>>35716756
>FUCK YES
>d20
>all other 3 valid rolls are horrible failures
DAMMIT!

>>35716756
So, we convince them that we're =][=, that they should come with us, and that they should have some "gifts" as we've heard that they're chapter appreciates them?

Perhaps get their best squad outfitted on our least-heretical new ship, and say "No psykers, don't want to disrupt the weird warp thing at the centre".

>>35716755
>>35716761
>>35716764

"Uhhhh Ma'am why do you sound like you swallowed the ENTIRE WARP?"

Your reroll would net you >>35716782 and thus a pass.

> [1] Use it
> [2] Play it cool and hope the Ravens don't become uber paranoid

>>35716821
Not nice. d20

>>35716833
Reroll.

>>35716833
>> [1] Use it
Please do, I need to redeem myself for that failure.

>>35716809
Hello fellow HuMons. I am a HuMon just like you, observe me having the HuMon verbal intercourse

>>35716833
>> [1] Use it

HIT THE BUTTON!

>>35716833
USE IT.

>>35716833
>>35716855
>>35716861
>>35716863
"Be damnable vox acting up..."

>>35716833
Hoping is for birdbrains!
> [1] Use it

>>35716882
"Are all the boxes still bolted down?"

Mkay reroll used.

Writing...

>>35716833
> [1] Use it

Residual energies from the Space Hulk seem to be effecting the Vox Systems...

>>35716916
Are we using the Iggy boost too, or is that mutually exclusive with rerolls?
Or does it need to be declared pre-roll?

>>35717049

Iggy's behind a closed door. And literally fell asleep in the chair you left her in

>>35717090
Obviously we should go pick her up, and then tuck her in.

>>35716275

The Blood Ravens are probably your most pressing concern. It’s only logical that you deal with them before they become a bigger thorn in your side than they already are. You can only imagine what sort of conversations are going on aboard their Battle Barge, especially given the fact they just witnessed the power of a Dark Age of Technology ship firsthand. The only reason you got them to leave you alone after the battle was because you invoked your rosette and told them you’d contact them. So far they’ve listened but you’re about 85% sure that’s because they’re currently looting a majority of the salvage outside.

Clearing your throat, you test your voice. Good thing too. A click of the vox earlier would have seen you unleashing a voice unmistakably daemonic at them. You shake your head and open the comm. The Chaplain from earlier answers.

“Ah Madam Inquisitor. We have been waiting eagerly for your call. We have combed the Codex Astartes, our own Mandate, and what materials we have on the Inquisition. All three sources are quite clear: We must bring a delegation aboard at once to secure and cleanse the ship of whatever Warp taint exists. From there we must…”

“You must shut up and listen,” you state, shutting him up. “That ‘Warp Taint’ is precisely what I’ve been dealing with all this time. I will not have men in red power armor traipsing about thinking they know better than someone from the Ordo Malleus and interfering with my work.”

“But Madam Inquisitor, even your own Ordo’s rules clearly state…”

“Why in the ever loving hell do you have access to that anyways?”

He doesn’t answer your question. Instead he sidesteps it with ease, “I repeat, do we have permission to come aboard with a purification team?”

> [1] No. And if you have access to those rules you know what happens if I have to invoke the Rosette again. (S)
> [2] No. <Insert explanation here>
> [3] Sure come aboard. No psykers though. Unless you want their heads to explode.
> [4] Write in

>>35717090
Oh, we need her present for the boost?
I figured it was just a sessionly thing, and that she'd apply it in advance through Just As Planned or retroactively through time-fuckery.
>captcha: rouse byUNow
No, captcha. The birdloli has earned her sleep.

>>35717320
> [3] Sure, come aboard. No psykers though. Unless you want their heads to explode.
Time for Rot Nids to do their thing.

>>35717320
>> [3] Sure come aboard. No psykers though. Unless you want their heads to explode

>>35717320

> [3] Sure come aboard. No psykers though. Unless you want their heads to explode.

There's nothing heretical here (except us!) We can even prep some stuff for them to "borrow" and pretend not to notice!

Delay for time though so Iggy can get back on her feet.

>>35717320
>3 sure, come aboard
Get ready, everyone!
And if we have to kill them, we can just say daemons did it. It won't even be lying.

>>35717320
> [1] No. And if you have access to those rules you know what happens if I have to invoke the Rosette again. (S)

Fuck them lets keep cover

>>35717320

Do we still have some of that Grey Knight equipment lying around? If we do, we could say that we already HAVE Anti-Demon Marines combing the vessel...

>>35717320
> [2] No. The truth is, I wanted to purify it myself without having to rely on you, Mr. Space Marine Chaplain. Because you inspire me to be a better me.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>35717408
>There's nothing heretical here (except us!)
and the other two demons. and the chaos nids
and how do you expect them to react when they meet you in person?

>>35717320
> No.

And let's talk more about how it is that you have a copy of my inquisitions rules? There have been . . . disturbing rumors about some of the activities of your chapter, you know.

>>35717589
Let's act embarassed about not being able to clear out the tyranids on our own, and have Ssssytili move to a ssssecure location with some gaunts while some of them get taken out by the Space Marines.

>>35717589
Either they won't notice ( http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Orkhammer ) or we kill them and tell their bosses that daemons killed them, but we've had our Grey Knights deal with it and we're shipping the bodies back for geneseed retrieval.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>35717699
oh hey
>Kill them
>Yell at the survivors for incompetence
>Say you will have your men clear it instead
>Send back bodies for geneseed

problem is... that we are trying to AVOID killing the mapies so we can corrupt them.
this is the exact opposite of achieving our goal

>>35717320

You growl in annoyance before answering. Your luck could only be pushed so far and your words only disarm so many foes. Plus with Ignitrix probably out cold in her room, you’re down a pilot.

“Fine. You may send TWO squads over. Ensure they do not have psykers among their ranks. If I have to execute another daemonhost-to-be YOU will share their fate.”

“This is highly irregular. However given the pervasiveness of the corruption it may be for the best. I believe I speak for all here in that we would prefer not to lose such a valuable vessel to Chaos.”

You snort off-mic. If only they knew. “Speaking of Chaos, we will be discussing why you have knowledge of things you shouldn’t. Especially given your Chapter’s past transgressions.”

Again he avoids your comment. The bastard. “Shuttles enroute. Should they expect you to greet them personally?”

> [1] Yes (Lie)
> [2] Yes (Go slay some Marines)
> [3] No, you will be meeting <insert name here>
> [4] No, I will direct you via the ship’s comms once aboard
> [5] Write in

>>35717734
Way to get that 100 out of the way.

>>35717734
Oh hey, überFAIL!

>>35717699
So, we took a lot of grey knight skulls, right? Is there any way we can rez them as Khornate champions to cover our ass?

>>35717747
> [3] No, you will be meeting Shirleen

>>35717747
> [4] No, I will direct you via the ship’s comms once aboard
I'm still working on things that I do not want to get messed up, and your men would prove a distraction if they were physically there.

>>35717747
> [3] No, you will be meeting my Hospitaller, Acerea Ishnur. She will escort your men.

>>35717770
Seconding

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>35717734
so corrupt the geneseed.

>>35717734
What does it matter if a few die? Wouldn't returning the geneseed earn some goodwill?

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>35717846
will they notice?

>>35717857
We can also get Acerea to infect the geneseed for the lulz.

>>35717857
The point is that we are trying to corrupt them into chaos marines and if we kill them, we can't corrupt them.

>>35717747
Comms room, they can discover the nids for us, and then die

>>35717909
Having the regenerative Acerea lead them there will make the space marines dying less suspicious if our aide dies as well.

>>35717770
who?

So they'll meet Acerea and maybe get some pointers via the comms. Writing...

>>35718004
Tell her to put some clothes on.

>>35717982
The tank.

>>35718070

I thought the tank was called Sheila?

>>35718112
Oh.

>>35717747

“You’ll be meeting one of my aides, Acerea. If need be she knows how to interface with me via the ships comms.”

You kill the line before he can get another word in. Either he’s deliberately pushing your buttons or he’s volunteering to be the first Marine thrown out of an airlock sans head. Regardless, you need to talk to Acerea. There’s just one problem: you have her microbead.

“Khorne damn it,” you mutter as you look around your still-barren room. As your eyes drift to the ceiling, you get an idea. “Computer… can you facilitate a comm link between myself and Acerea?”

“CERTAINLY, HIGH MISTRESS CINDER. ONE MOMENT.” You start to feel a little bad about ribbing Ignitrix earlier. She clearly thought ahead. That or the AI’s remarkably fast at picking up cues.

A low beep is followed by Acerea’s voice filling the room. “Well hello, Cinder. What can I do for you~?”

“There’s about to be a delegation of Blood Ravens in Shuttlebay one. I need you to go down there and see to it they ‘accidentally’ end up killed. Use the Tyranids or the servitors or whatever you want. Hell use Shiela if you’d like. The point being we have to sell the fact this ship is highly dangerous and that they’re not prepared to deal with it.”

“My, someone’s fond of keeping up appearances. I can easily do that. I assume you’d like me to look a little more human though?”

“If you can, yes. Iggy’s asleep and I’d rather not have to wake her up.”

“Awww, how cute. But yes, I can change my appearance enough that, with a cloak or proper covering, they’ll mistake me for human. I’ll talk to Sytili here and come up with a plan.”

“Thanks, Acerea. By the way, try asking the computer for a microbead or something. It might be able to make you one even down… wherever you are.”

“I’ll do just that. Talk to you in a bit, sweetie.”

(Cont, fuck the char limit)

>>35718320

Well that’s one problem temporarily handled. You probably have about 20-30 minutes before the shuttles arrive.

> [1] Decorating time!
> [2] Head down to help Acerea and Sytili out
> [3] Vox Proditus
> [4] Shudder and dial the Rogue Trader
> [5] Write in

>>35718346
>> [2] Head down to help Acerea and Sytili out
Let's see if we can get one to become our first Chaos Space Marine by injecting thoughts of endless loot

>>35718346
>> [3] Vox Proditus
> [2] Head down to help Acerea and Sytili out

>>35718346
[3] because I'm curious.

What does the rogue trader have to offer us again?

>>35718394
He had a pretty baller ship that outgunned ours by a fair margin.

Which is to say, at this point, comic relief and little else.

>>35718394

Before this adventure he had the biggest ship on the block. Now I'm not so sure. He knows that we're daemons but is also a flirty piece of shit. Granted he told a GK to suck it so...

>>35718394

The stuff Rogue Traders usually have... Imperial and Xeno weapons, exotic foods, information....


Also, could we slowly bleed the Magpies forces and take their ship (along with all it's 'gifts') get a squad or two at a time, kill and/or capture then get another one sent over...

>>35718394
also, just curious, do we have the plans for a warp tap in the STC?

>>35717898
see>>35717846

>>35718346
this: >>35718375
Let's bring Sheila if Acerea doesn't and have her welcome them before Acerea closes to talk or engage.

>>35718346
> [4] Shudder and dial the Rogue Trader
Don't want that problem to escalate untreated

Calling up New-Horns it is then. Writing...

>>35718481
>Assuming they won't notice corrupted geneseeds

>>35718588
Depends how obvious the corruption is. Astartes don't scrutinize their own geneseed all that much unless they already know there's a problem; that's what their tithe is for.

>>35718689
there is something i don't get.
each marine only ever produces 1 geneseed. and costs 1 geneseed to produce.
Does this not mean that you will run out of geneseeds as long as there is a lower than 100% recovery rate?

>>35718766
each marine produces 2, 1 which gets removed around the 5 year mark, and one that gets removed on death.

>>35718766
>each marine only ever produces 1 geneseed
Wrong, they produce two. The second, however, takes time to mature and thus cannot be harvested from scouts or newly-minted marines.

>>35718562
Hey, don't call him New-Horns, he may be a shit brass herald, but he's our brass herald.

>>35718346

Proditus might be relatively useless these days but he is your main line of communication to the Raptor. Might as well bring him up to speed and handle matters over there best you can.

A quick pulse of your microbead has his quivering voice on the channel in short order. “Y-yes? What can I do for you, Mistress?”

“How are things over there? Any Rak’gol get aboard?”

“Not as far as we know…”

“Good, keep it that way. And the Salvage Crews? Will Lazerus and Wormbag have enough raw materials to keep them busy for awhile?”

He hiccups twice. “M-Maybe. The Blood Ravens are terrifyingly efficient at it. We’ll be lucky to get perhaps twenty percent of what’s there.”

“For the love of… I expect twenty-five percent or I’ll return to deal with you myself.”

“You’re not coming back?”

“No. I see little reason to visit the Raptor short of visiting Lazerus or Wormbag. Both of which will manage fine without me and know how to reach me should my attention be required.”

“O-oh… Well who do you want actually running things over here then? We need someone in charge…”

> [1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession.
> [2] Put Lazerus in charge. Maybe you’ll get a Xenos Lab out of it.
> [3] Wormbag’s a dick but he’ll turn that place into a proper mobile forge.
> [4] Write in

>>35718841
>> [3] Wormbag’s a dick but he’ll turn that place into a proper mobile forge.

Yeah, Mr. Silent will be *great* for captaining at ship via typing on his slate.

>>35718841
> [1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession

>>35718841
> [4] It's up to you, buddy. Don't fuck up!

>>35718841
>[1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession.
He's probably the most competent one on that ship

>>35718841
> [3] Wormbag’s a dick but he’ll turn that place into a proper mobile forge.
There's no way this will turn out badly.

>>35718841
>[1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession.

>>35718841
> [1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession.

Give Acerea's Gardens to Lazerus and Some other area of the Ship to Wormbag. Should let them expand their operations while leaving the ship under the command of a total puppet...

>>35718841
>Promote Tigurius to Captain, with Proditus as his lieutenant
We want that Xenos lab, but we want the techie tech-ing, not stuck in management

>>35718841
>[4]
Could we promote 'co-captains"? I'unno which one but could we?

>>35718841
Changing >>35718892 to
>> [3] Wormbag’s a dick but he’ll turn that place into a proper mobile forge.

>>35718941

You're Cinder and Proditus is a tool. Do whatever you want.

That said, [1]'s barely winning atm.

>>35718893
No, so far he has proven to be INcompetent. He couldn't evil kill 50 combatants in that arena, and he got hospitalized.

>>35718841
>1
None of these are really great options, but he can probably lead best.

>>35718841
This >>35718927

>>35718941
Terrible idea. The moment you do something like that the crew starts second-guessing every order to make sure they're not accidently disobeying the other boss.

>>35718980
Blanks can't lead for shit, though.

>>35718973
He REFUSED to kill a 50th out of distain for their weakness, not for lack of ability.

>>35718995
He's a Commissar, they don't need to like him, just FEAR him.

>>35718967
3! wormbag

Blanks are bad as faces

>>35718973
He could. He just was only fighting the less-sucky among them.
Hospitalized against Grey Knights. It's amazing he's alive.
We gonna have this argument every time he gets brought up? Because I'm long since sick of it.

>>35719004
LACK. OF. RESULTS.

>>35719009
ND says commissar large and in charge! Who's with her?

>not me

>>35719009
People can't even fear blanks because they are non-entities. It's sorta like Emmet in the Lego Movie, how all his coworkers didn't even know he existed.

>>35718995
Blanks repulse those who are in close contact with them. The captain is almost never in any close contact with the crew. He just needs to cherrypick a bridge crew who can suck it up and work through the aura, which is quite possible.

>>35719030
I am. Just because an idea is supported by that thing doesn't automatically make the idea bad.

>>35718841
Wormbag, with tigurius as head enforcer

What about the no talking thing? He can't even bark out orders properly.

>>35719021
Guess the difference between 49 worthless skulls, and 50 worthless skulls.
Hint; it's NOTHING! But at least the former case avoids having a bunch of twits make a big deal out of it and slinging around insulting unearned honors.

>>35719073
This seems like a good compromise

>>35719089
Exactly, he can't screw shit up in translation, so he will just GLARE the crew into doing what we want!

>>35719089
He'll get over it. Or we can have Lazarus stick a speaker to him.

>>35718841
> [3] Wormbag’s a dick but he’ll turn that place into a proper mobile forge.

It's like you guys don't even want epic gear

>>35718841
ok, can you jog my memorie
is it
>1 - blank
>2 - heretic tech priest
>3 - demon who created us

If so than
>1 - no, blank
>2 - tech priest is best ship captain
>3 - demon forge would be fucking awesome... but I doubt he will be subtle

>>35718841
>> [1] Promote Tigurius. It would have been his ship anyways via succession.

>>35719089
We can commemorate his promotion by having Wormbag and Protitus team up to build him a bitchin custom demonic vox implant.

>>35719115
can/should we bring our bio/tech people over to the engine?

>>35719149
Could a demonically possessed vox implant work in him?

>>35719157
Nah, let's let our fleet specialize a little instead of trying to squeeze everything into one boat.

>>35719115
>>35719157
We should, if only to keep an eye on them...
Putting the Mortal in charge of the other ship means, if need be, you can just kill and replace the mortal...
If we give Wormbag too much power, he'll probably double cross us.

>>35719157
that is actually a decent idea
transfer the tech priests over to our new flagship. while wormbag turns the old one into a furnace.

OR, we still have that rogue trader and his ship, yes?
why not we finish properly corrupting it and load that up with the tech priest?

>>35719149

It's not that Commissar Tiger Can't Talk, it's that he Won't Talk... Its a psychological condition that until he completes a self set goal, he refuses to speak...

>>35719176
probably not, the medical bay on the engine might be able to fix him up give him superpowers

>>35719176
I doubt it, but that's no reason not to melt some brass in hellfire and use it to braze everything metal that he owns, starting with his chainsword - one adamantium tooth at a time.

>>35718841

You weigh your potential options. The longer you consider it, the more you realize it’s best for Lazerus and Wormbag to remain out of management. It’d hinder their work. “Tell Tigurius he’s in charge. But he doesn’t get my old suite. That’s staying as is for when I decide to visit.”

“Are you sure that’s wis-”

“ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME PRODITUS?” you shout, channeling some of your frustration surrounding the Raven problem at him. Unfair perhaps, but that’s his problem not yours.

“N-n-n-n-n…”

“USE YOUR WORDS.”

“No M-m-mistress!”

“Good. Now go tell him we might need the Raptor to fire on the Raven’s Barge if things go south over here. Have him coordinate with the Inferno as need be.”

“What about the fact he can’t talk…”

“FOR THE LOVE OF KHORNE PRODITUS YOU ARE ABOUT THREE SECONDS FROM…”

A long eep fills the channel and then a pop. If you had to guess, he’s thrown and broken the vox unit he was using. The idiot. The next time you’re over there you’ll be at least beating some sense into him. Possibly more. In the meantime, you’re sure either Lazerus or Wormbag will help the ex-Commissar deal with the lack of a voice. Or take over should it be required. Honestly you’re not too concerned with it at the moment. They’ll manage or they’ll face your claws. Trial by fire, as it should be.

Speaking of fire, Shiela’s voice of all things fills your microbead. “HIGH MISTRESS, LADY ACEREA IS REQUESTING USE OF MY SERVICES. SHALL I ASSIST?”

Oh right, you never took her off autopilot.

> [1] Yeah go have fun.
> [2] Nah I want to come down and pilot you personally.
> [3] Put Acerea on
> [4] Write in

If you haven't figured out who Proditus is a literal metaphor for, shame on you.

>>35719197
do forge demons do double crossing?
also, he was ordered to serve us by khorne

>>35719176
Possessed, no. I was talking more about appearance and tone.
A possessed vox implant would be terrible, my god. Just imagine.
>Hi there, angry and tormented imprisoned daemon! I'm going to trust you NOT to scream "Death to the false Emperor!" in my voice every time we go incognito. Sound good?"

>>35719214
> [1] Yeah go have fun.
I don't think we will really need to ever take her off of autopilot.
full auto pilot as the machine spirit becomes corrupted

>>35719214
[1]have fun

>>35719214
> [1] Yeah go have fun.

>>35719214
>[1] Yeah go have fun.

>>35719214
>> [1] Yeah go have fun.

>>35719214
She brought the slaughter, she gets to be her own girl-tank now.

I believe we promised her a possession upgrade, yes?

>>35719214
>If you haven't figured out who Proditus is a literal metaphor for, shame on you.
Am I Proditus?!

>>35719201
It's called the Faithful Inferno and it's bigger; I want to put Wormbag in that one once the Slayer of Raptor is upgraded enough to match its guns (no sense letting Wormbag kill our first ship if >>35719197 turns out to be right).

Basically, let's do >>35719201 but give Tigurius & Lazarus the Slayer of Raptor with Proditus as everyone's bitch and Tigurius as Captain, and later have Wormbag take command of the Faithful Inferno and see what happens to the Rogue Trader.

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>>35719290
Tank girl is now best girl.

>>35719299
I thought it was ELH, but you're also a candidate. Why do you act reasonable for a month and then shitpost horrifically? You'd almost be alright for a namefag but then you constantly fuck it up

>>35719290
T'was discussed, no promises were made
As is, we almost died fighting that Rak'gol.

>>35719290
>I believe we promised her a possession upgrade, yes?
Should we let her be possessed if she's already such a good tank?
Can't we just pump her up on Daemonic juju and let the corrupting power seep in?

>>35719214

Somehow you find the fact a tank’s asking you permission to slaughter things amusing. At this rate you’ll have to slap a leash on it like some sort of Flesh Hound. Actually come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea. You’ll look into that later.

“Sure Shiela. Go right ahead. Have fun.”

“I DO NOT EXPERIENCE ‘FUN.’ I WILL ASSIST LADY ACEREA REGARDLESS.”

Well it seems that whole situation’s under control. You’ve managed to kill 15 minutes. Thanks for being a bumbling idiot, Proditus.

> [1] Decorating time!
> [2] Head down to help Acerea and Sytili out
> [3] Shudder and dial the Rogue Trader
> [4] Write in

Proditus is the indecisive nature of /tg/. -50dkp and -2 headpats

>>35719214
>1] Yeah, go have fun.
>2-ish 4] I'm on my way; don't start the fight without me.

>>35719370
> [2] Head down to help Acerea and Sytili out

>>35719322
>Why do you act reasonable for a month and then shitpost horrifically? You'd almost be alright for a namefag but then you constantly fuck it up
'tis my curse man, things seem to be going alright, then they all go to hell...

>>35719370
>-50dkp and -2 headpats
NUUUUUUUU!!!

>>35719370
I kinda want to delegate... but [2]

>>35719370
Decorations! Remove some rak'gol skulls and mount them

>>35719357
Because she's not a true AI, she'll need synthesis with a demonic entity to be able to truly be her own person. But that's okay, most low level demons don't really have what we would consider a personality. She'll get the ability to have emotions, and the lust for [BLOOD] and [BATTLE], but she'll still be "Shiela" in the sense that she'll remember us and have her original programming still.

>>35719357
See, this is what we mean when we say you aren't a total faggot. That's something I've been thinking for a while, is good idea. Don't wanna let her personality get overwritten.
Maybe let just her guns or armor get possessed? I like that, a Machine Spirit acting as central command for daemonic subsystems.

So do you imagine Shiela's voice is more like her Red vs Blue analog or like a female Bladewolf?

>>35719290
Nah she don't need.possession, she's fine as is, and shoving a daemon in her would ruin her, let her become her own beast instead

>>35719370
Demonette of Khorne. Turn down a fight? Aw, hell no.

[2].

Just make sure they can\t ID us.

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>>35719462
>and shoving a daemon in her would ruin her

>>35719462
sheila can maybe get her own reflection in the warp.

>>35719452
>Because she's not a true AI
Nothing a little Warp-taint won't fix...

>>35719458
>Maybe let just her guns or armor get possessed? I like that, a Machine Spirit acting as central command for daemonic subsystems.
Eh, still iffy, because the possessed items may still try to override her...

>>35719462
Exactly!

>>35719500
Tank or Commissar?

>>35719458
>>35719462

See

>>35719452

It doesn't over-write her necessarily, it just gives her that spark of sentience. But if you guys want to go the straight power route, alright then.

Of course, if us and our two companions put our power into it, it would be like our little baby tank of Chaos FUCK YOU SLAANESH, NO-ONE LIKES YOU.

>>35719500
Technically, she ALREADY does, it's just not tainted by CHAOS enough...

>>35719513
>whynotboth.jpeg
TANKISSAR!!!

>>35719370
>3

>>35719539
because if our commissar goes near the thinking tank it becomes a regular old tank

>>35719539
>DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WISH TO HIT THEM WITH MY TANK.

I believe [2] wins out. Maybe one day you'll trust someone enough to delegate. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.

Writing...

>>35719547
Not if it's corrupted by chaos, instead of possessed. Then the changes stay.

>>35719563
What kind of weakling delegates slaughter? We just put someone in charge of the ship, damn it.

>>35719370
>2
I want us to at least attempt diplomacy before we make with the murders. IE >>35719401.

>>35719429 is good too; do we have any Grey Knight skulls left, or did we give them all to pops?
>>35719452
Oh, cool. In that case I support that, though >>35719458 still sounds fun. What's the probability that going with >>35719357>>35719517
>straight power route
would make her better in the end on account of more struggle to it?

>>35719547
Not that Commissar, though I've already imagined Shiela considering Tiger her daddy...

>>35719551
>FEAR ME, OR I WILL SQUISH YOU WITH MY TREADS!!!

>>35719563
We just got some frustration to work out is all, you judgemental person.