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“Oh no, nothing so impressive. They are simply organisms, evolved, live, die, eat, and all that nonsense.” She explains.

“Are those the things Jager sometimes checks my hair for?” You ask worried as the woman’s muscles twitch and spasm.

Asmodeus looks at you, and you see her eyebrows slowly furrow. “Is that what she-?” She shakes her head. “No, no, they are the dominant species on the planet. On their planet.”

“So it’s an alien?” You ask.

“To him you’re the alien.” Asmodeus replies.

An Alien worth SPXP.

The girl summons a massive, monstrous fist that whizzes through the air, but you use your high speed to use the middle knuckle as a springboard. You charge your limbs with cero energy as you streak through the darkness and let out a twisted laugh as you swing a leg out.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

Also questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, butt discussing, etc. for the first bit as per normal

>Intro Stuff:
pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
(2/2)

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>35732787

Hooray for HQR!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>35732787
Well then not super active.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35732787
alright, lets see how the dice are rolling tonight

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>35732787
We may need a FB

>>35733031
Cancelled suggestion.

On second note: dear god, I read slowly.

>>35732787
Gonna be honest here, I wasn't expecting aliens.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>35732787
munchies time already?

>>35733062
No one expects aliens until they are right up your butt.

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>>35733062

Now Anon, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Fuck you reaction image folder, you have failed me for the last time!

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>35732787
pls alien
no contract poor favor

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>>35733178

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>>35733178
IF we eat it can we control other people with our tongue?

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>>35733228

THANK YOU. Have this i/m/age in return.

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>>35733255
>>35733228

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>>35733121
how phallic are we talking here?

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Your kick connects solidly with the girl and she goes flying back. Small chunks of carapace splatter against your boots, but you have no time to clean them. You throw out a zero, the back blast from the tiny marble making your spin, then you fly straight up at top speed, then perform a dive towards the alien guy. The cero explodes, and you dive into the dust cloud sending out several long whip like kicks. You spin, and jump to connect your whip like kicks into the human form several times. You get a bad feeling and leap up and pack in a perfect arc.

The massive demonic fist swipes at empty air, and you perform a little flip before landing on the ground, then you dash forward. You keep your body low, so your trailing tails make you look like a serpent, then coil around the girl and send a perfect kick at her knee. The feeling of muscle tearing and bones breaking shoots up your leg all the way to your spine, and nearly makes you drool as she tumbles. Your nine tails raise up and then shoot out like snakes, tearing chunks off the girl alien thing. It is a girl right? “She has cat tats. Alien tats. Whatever, twenty quid says yes.” You say.

The alien girl gets sent staggering back, and you leap into the air and roll forward. Your leg is extended, and you shatter her collarbone completely, and each of your nine tail strikes the same spot as they trail behind your leg like some sort of jesusexually fluffy afterimages, bloody hell they feel nice. They cough up blood, then you see both of the fists combine into one above you, then streak down at the speed of sound. You roll out of the way of the impact site, though the sonic boom shatters your eardrums for the moment, and summon up more energy.

The Alien isn’t looking too hot

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

So maybe it was a bad idea to bring Azzy if she cracked the universe just now. We are going to make to make the trip worth it.
And by that I mean pick fights above out weight and have her help us eat them.

>55 SPXP:

>Risa smash!: Destroy your god rock, getting some SPXP back from the abilities you can no longer use, and allow yourself a free space to start a new path. (???)

I want this

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>35733361
go predator on its ass

>>35733355
Fairly

7.5/10

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>35733361

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>35733361

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>35733361
You know, we should see if it knows Klingon or not.

>>35733418

Wait, so, is that just our Old One stuff or would anything else go with it?

>>35733418
>>35733486

It would destroy your Divine one. (D) Just that one, the one you got from gods. Your old one rock and angel rocks would stay

>>35733520
Would it kill Father John?

>>35733520

Bummer. Much more a fan of the God powers than the Old One stuff.

>>35733544
No, but you would no longer get faith, he would be free to have his own will, all your divine powers would be gone, and you would no longer be considered divine.

>>35733418
meh, doesn't seem worth it imo.

>>35733361
We should try out a fluffy volcano.
>>35733418
I don't know man, what would we use instead of pagan gods? Demons apparently mostly suck and dragons are in short and super dangerous supply.

>>35733560
Old one is permanent. It will never go away barring the recreation of the universe, you, and time

>>35733418
Na

>>35733361
pls

>>35733668
Roll included now, though I guess it doesn't matter.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>35733361
obligatory 5th roll (its not that hard guys)

use razor ceros, go Hellraiser on it

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>35733668
>>35733783
Or not. This is a bad sign, I'll not roll and curse us.

>>35733361
One of the few times where no one wants to chat before we eat something. I approve.
We should have ate that demon from a while ago

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You grab the large hand and flex. Your lithe muscles go taunt as you send waves of energy through them. With some effort you pick the fist back up, then charge the alien, scurrying along the ground like some sort of crab with your tails. You get close, then suplex the fist into the alien girl with a shout of effort. You roll on the ground, then stab your nine tails into the “ground” below you.

You hear a hum, and the alien charges in the few seconds it takes to charge the blast. A fist solidly connects with your cheek, but suddenly the area is bathed in a violet light. The alien doesn’t look down, or maybe it does the little bastard has no eyes how am I supposed to know, but in a circular radius around you both a cero erupts like a volcano. You feel your body get torn to shreds, your sensitive nerves and muscles getting shaved off to expose tender, angel scripted bone. You laugh, the pain making you want to vomit, and if you were not being lifted up by the massive blast you would be rolling around on the ground in absolute bliss.

Finally the energy stops, and you collapse onto the ground. Your exposed tendons seem to wiggle up out of your bones, then start delicately threading themselves through your body. You twitch and spasm, then push yourself up, using your gravity so you seem to be a puppet being pulled up by a string on its neck. You let out a sigh through cracked teeth and bloody meat, and then look down at the alien. Your eye flash before you lean down and devour the girl and alien remains.

GAIN:
???
OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU:
CHOOSE 1:
20 SPXP
I spy: More efficient control of your detached body part(s)

You tilt your head concerned. “That didn’t feel like it was worth 20SPXP” I know right? “Hey azzy, what were those things again?”
(1/2)

>>35733566
>>35733609

Wait, I am confused. Are we no longer able to use some of our abilities for some reason?

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Asmodeus glances up, searching her vast memory of all the universe for the relatively insignificant information. “They are parasites that evolved on a world, oh, somewhere in the local group. They are shockingly intelligent, and managed to, well, essentially domesticate all other life on their world. Then they used their opposable thumbs and such to build space crafts, and weapons, and to just generally be lovely things.” She explains.

“Any more of them?” You wonder.

“Unlikely, this was probably just a random scout. It saw there was something to this soul business and very much wanted to take over the baddest thing around.” She explains.

You ever notice how tasty Asmodeus looks? She looks pretty tasty. You lick your lips and take a deep lungful of air to catch her scent. Do all of the angels smell like this? You want to eat an angel.

You seem to have the rumblies.

[] Try and devour Asmodeus
[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
[] You want to go home, you are concerned about home stuff
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35733921

We were discussing what would happen if we picked a certain upgrade.

>>35733921
No, but if you wanted to get rid of your divine rock you could buy that ability, and you would lose some of your powers though you would at least get a partial refund of SPXP.

I saw some people were really unhappy with the divine path, so I figured it would cost me nothing to include at least the option.

>>35733870
And lost our wolfu?! For shame anon.

>>35733928
>Uhh.. Azzy I really want to eat you... We should probably go home.

>>35733928

> SPXP

> Ask Azzy if she knows of any other good stuff to eat, an angel if she can think of one she doesn't like

>>35733928
>[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
Don't eat the snazziest of Azzy's. If we really must eat a fallen, we should go back to Hue co. and eat the bastard that's there. It's about time we took it back

>>35733928
>>35733983

> Add to this
> Other[]: "Azzy, Jager is Nazi's now and I'm scared. How does one un-Nazi someone?"

>>35733928
>Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
>>35733909
How efficient is more efficient?

>>35733928
[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

Azzy... My rumblies are telling me to eat you. I think we need to find an angel.

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>>35733909
>20 SPXP

>>35733928
>[] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

should probably tell her we're seeing her as a hot dog with all the fixings

are we slowly becoming American?

>>35733928
>20 SPXP
If we didn't pick other options because of their possible unlocks I don't see any good reason to pick this one.

>Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else
I mean, eating Azzy? I don't think we have a eat Azzy lobbying group.

>>35733928

>[X] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

We like Azzy. Eating Azzy is not conductive to spending time wi-- well I guess technically it IS if you look at the part-of-me side of it, but that wouldn't be the same.

Instead, let us CONSUME something else. Mhm, delicious not-Azzy angels.

>>35733952
I don't think we are likely to run into another wolfu anyway.

>>35733909

>20 SPXP
>[X] Resist, try and find an angel somewhere else

20 spxp and angel hunting it is

>>35734083
>I don't think we have a eat Azzy lobbying group
No, but we have a support group

>>35733928
Warn the snazziest that we're getting angel food cake cravings and need to locate the least snazzy there is.

Are we preggers?

>>35734083
>eat Azzy lobbying group.
We have an eat Azzy out lobby, does that count?

We should go punch Beelzbub in the dick.

>>35734153
Well, that or we have a parasite. Again.

Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI

>>35734227
We already know we have at least one, though you might not call it a parasite. Our old one other bit.

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>>35734153
But so many have touched the tail.....

we should tell Jager.... her and or our chest will burst joy/larvae

Hey guys, I know there's lots of talk about it, but I really think we should go with Genesis next. If anything would get us on a more straight power route it would be being able to make something our of nothing, and creating our own space.

>>35734261
I meant the far more deadly Fallen Angel STD we had from hanging around Lucy and Azzy.

>>35734132

I swear to god Azure, if we're doing the "parasite makes Risa do things and your decisions are not your own" arc again, I will be severely disappointed in you.

>>35734369

What we need is art for masochism so that we can lower the price.

>>35734370
Well we have partial immunity to Azzy and we haven't been around any other powerful beings since we got our system cleaned by herr doktor. Except herr doktor herself I guess.

>>35734400
Did we ever have one of those in the first place?

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>>35734429
>masochism
>Anything more then 40

>>35734456
We just ate an extremely powerful alien and gained ???.

I'm gonna hedge my bets here.

>>35734492
We Ate A PARASITE!

>>35734492
Oah.
I looked over that.
Yeah.

>>35734429
so start drawing homie

>>35734492

Is there some sort of divine veterinarian or something around? Risa keeps getting worms. We try to keep her to eating angels and local deities, but she keeps getting out of the universe proper and eating all of these filthy unknown things.

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You clutch your stomach as you hear them rumblies demand snazzy cake. With whipped cream and strawberries all over her- “Hey azzy, I think I need an angel or something.”

“You may not have noticed, but I am an angel, Sweet Heart.” Azzy explains.

You shake your head. “No I mean I-“ You narrow your gaze. “Did you just call me sweet heart?” You ask confused.

“I feel we are close enough now that I should give you a pet name.” Asmodeus explains. “Doesn’t do it for you?”

“Not bad, but keep browsing I think.” You say. “Anyway, no, I got them rumblies, and I needs me some angel to eat. Got anyone you hate?”

Asmodeus crosses her arms. “Risa, I like my family! We may have had our differences and when I was younger I may have been bitter.” She explains, and you can’t help but remember her from that memory. Every move screaming predator, her body blazing with corrupting power, and her eyes. Her eyes screamed lust, they commanded you pay attention because how she was about to kill you was going to make you so bloody happy, because no matter what nothing else in life would equal it. I am getting verbose. “All that bitterness is behind me now. I will not stop you from pursuing your own interests, but I can’t just go off and murder everyone.” She sighs.

You double over as your stomach politely informs you it is a black hole that must feed. You stumble forward, but stop when Asmodeus places a hand on your shoulder. “Risa, are you alright? You do not look so good. How about you come back to my club! I will make you a sandwich! Oh!” She smiles wide, and you just want to taste her flesh inside you. “I will make you a club! A club in my club, I am certain you would find that funny.”
(1/2)

>>35734561
Jager's anti parasite laser punch gloves FOR KIDZ and RISAS! Now it PURPLE and Diet Plain flavor!

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Normally you would take her up on her offer, but you are hungry. So hungry. You feel like something went into the part of you that makes all your hunger and sort of wiggled it around. It hurts, you are hungry, and you just want it to stop. Now, were you a normal well adjusted person this would be no problem, you would be able to stop your basic needs. You are not a normal person though. You are Risa, Bopfrod damn it, Schrodinger. You are Id made manifest, drowned in hedonism, and barely restrained by your schizophrenia some of whom lust for you which is counter intuitive to restrained Id really.

You smack Azzy’s hand away and sonido off. She holds out a hand. “Wait! Hold on, how am I supposed to get out of here?” She wonders.

Still, not your problem. You slip through a hole in reality, and kick off the ground, uncaring about the annoying Rot God. You see a large mountain that you think would give you a good vantage point, and make your way over there as fast as you can. You climb it, ignoring the yank marines doing a morning jog, and crouch down on the rim of the less than active volcano. You sniff the air, and your heightened go juice gives you a better field of view, so to speak.

[] An Angel in the north, on the chilly island. You could go for some ice cream
[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35734569

I realize no prompt has been given, but..
> [] Get me to Jager, NOW!

>>35734631
>[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

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>>35734524
Once again, voters using all the muscles but the one that matters.

>>35734631
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Sounds delicious

>>35734631

Yep, we're doing the whole "You are possessed by a parasite and your decisions are not your own" thing again.

I'm guessing:
> Go find Jager for cookies and guy punches
Isn't an option

If not then,
> Ice cream is delicious

>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Well, that was sort of a dick move there.

>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

>>35734717
Nicer than eating her. Plus we left a hole in reality RIGHT THERE!

>>35734631
>[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.
I mean, we could have Jager punch us, but we might as well eat a bit before then. What's the worst that could happen?
...
What could possible go wrong?
...
Whats life without a little stupid decision making?

>>35734704
>Agency bro trying to get us killed again
or maybe just Jager again, cuz if we got super munchies I don't wanna be near Jagerbombs

>>35734704
Not at all. Your choices are your own, you have just been given a hunger, similar to how you were as a base hollow.

>>35734741
>super munchies
Alien was some dank shit

>>35734704
What if we eat her?! Bad idea.

>>35734770
We're a SUPER HOLLOW!

>people thinking we would ever try to eat Jager no matter how hungry/crazed we are
Where have you been these past few threads?

RISA HAS ENTERED A FELL MOOD

Looks like velvet silk cream cheese cake is winning?

>>35734770

The explicit mentions of Alien make me feel less than happy about suddenly being gifted with a ravenous hunger.

>>35734780
Is Ghost Diarrhea a thing?

>>35734820
I remember the last we tried to mix Jager and agency.
NEVER AGAIN. maybe later when we aren't eyeballing amigos as appetizers

>>35734820
We're doing everything to preventing Risa from eating Jager.

Also I want to see if this hunger unlocks a new tree. Hunger like a hollow. Maybe we're at the bottom of an entire new tree.

>>35734631
>[] A huge angel near a large city. It will make you more full, right?
Go big or go home.
This won't win anyway and I don't know what to vote for.

>>35733520
Wouldn't that also get rid of Revelation? I'd have jumped on the opportunity to REMOVE DIVINE ROCK if it had come earlier, but I dunno now. The Divine powers themselves all suck, but one of the best powers has Divine mixed in there.

>>35734877
[] There is an angel to the south that smells wonderful. Like soft cream silk, put over smooth velvet.

Soft cream silk smooth velvet. I want to fuck that with my mouth.

>>35734845
Roll for crafting

>>35734820
We learned it might be a better idea seeing her not crazed with hunger?

>htedsw schemes
What do you know captcha?

>>35734919
ASK IT AGAIN IT'S ALLUDING TO SOMETHING!!

>>35734859
>agency
Complaints of this has became a buzzword for "anything I don't like" rather than it's intended meaning.

>>35734905
Yes, unfortunately. It is likely there is some future mix of powers to give you a new cero depending on your choice, but Revelation would be lost.

Rolled 2652, 8544, 6521, 2748 = 20465 (4d10000)

>>35734916
In the name of Thor, I Call Thee!
Tails of the dark abyss! Awaken!

>>35734934
>profit eneresom
What are you trying to say captcha!?

>>35734948
Thor could have sworn he heard something. Eventually he shrugs and drinks more.

>>35734631
>Augustish 1998, Some time
>0 xp
>20 SPXP
>EF: 2.115

>Risa Schrödinger
>"The Laughing Genocide"
>Resurrección:Laugh Irrisorie

>Hunger:None
>Reputation:Famous
>Damage:none
>Assets:
>Shrine(Good)
>Training area(Fair)
>Idemque


>>Hunger:None
Oh really?

>>35735080
Oah boy.
Good catch.

>>35735080
Perhaps Azure doesn't update it every second of every moment?

It may be updated you know. After this session.

>>35735109
>>35735080
Hold on, I took a picture to compare between updates. I just need to find it.
I think thats always been there.

>>35735140
He's one of the few QMs that actually updates the pastebin promptly. Back when the hunger meter was featured prominently in the HueCo murderhobo extravaganza, it updated in realtime.

>>35735175
Right but we JUST ate the alien. Just now. So I'm not surprised if he didn't edit the thing.

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You turn your head south, and squint. The smell of soft, luxurious smoothness is wafting over you, and you can’t help but want a taste. You leap from the volcano and dash off through Japan. You dip low to the ground and eat ghosts, hollows, weak demons, etc. like some sort of feeder fish. Still, no matter how much you eat, your hunger doesn’t even seem to take a dent, but you don’t care. You are hungry. Hunger means you must feed. Feed more. More. More! A hollow bites futilely at your collarbone, but your energy hardened skin stops it from penetrating you in any way. Your mouth distends, and you swallow the hollow whole before slamming your legs down on a sandy beach empty save you and the sound of lapping waves.

You look around, your body screaming for satisfaction, and then you hear it. The soft sound of feet on the sand, and the gentle whipping of fabric. You turn around and see a woman walking up to you barefoot on the sand. She looks like an “Ideal Japanese Beauty” with long black hair, almond shaped eyes, and a pretty fantastic figure. She is wearing a sheer white dress, and is holding a pair of sandals in her hand. The wind blows her hair, and she is forced to pause and adjust it. After getting her appearance in order she smiles at you. “Hello there.” She offers.
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You smell it, the smell of sweet milky flesh, and soft velvety bloody. You want to devour her, you need to fill your hunger, and you know she can do it. You summon energy, and your wings shimmer with violet light. “You are Risa, right?” She asks. “Gabriel told me about you, that you are dangerous. That you are so very lost.”

“I am hungry.” You explain, growling in hate.

She sighs. “Many of my brothers forget you were human too. It is our job to help you, please won’t you let me help?” She wonders.

She can help, if she slides down your throat. If she lets you run your tongue along every inch of her, slowly savoring her body and soul as it becomes one with you.

Hunger: Starving!

[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

You can help be being consumed!

>>35735222
>[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?
Name, Grace and Serial Number.

Also ask about the nearest Fallen Angel.

>>35735222
Talking is for Jagers.
[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

>>35735269
the fuck ya doin m8?

>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
Sorry super munchies dunno know why nothing personal

>>35735222
>[x] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

>>35735269
We know where a fallen angel that should be quite yummy is. All we have to do is go to Hue co.

>>35735248
by* stupid phone.

>>35735269
Quiet angel! you can speak with her when she's in our tummy.

>>35735222

> Can't eat nice talky lady...
> Must not eat nice talky lady...
> Damnit, we're going to regret this...

>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

>>35735297
We have to greet the meat first. I'd like to know who's the main course.

Also, I want to see if Amon's floating around.

>>35735222

> No Talk
> Hungry now
> Talky lady is nice lady, skinny lady
> Need bigger food,
> Bigger food in Hueco
> Must go to Hueco

>>35735322
They're always nice. See that's how try trick ya.


HEY! maybe if we eat her we'll understand how to be nice!

>>35735365
We'll just eat both. Man.

>>35735222
>Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!
Potentially a bad idea but what would risa really do in this situation? She would eat a damn angel that's what.
>>35735269
Pretty sure that's azzy bro.

>>35735361
Well, we can take Amon, that's for certain.

Beezle? Ehh.

>>35735222
>[] Talk talk talk, talk about what?

The Alien already ate a bunch of stuff, it's not going to fill up on the one nice lady anyways.

>>35735322
Yeah, I don't have much hope, it's a killy mood, and she might be able to diagnose the late onset Holowitis.

>>35735322
Why are people still all guilt-ridden about eating angels? They're fucking weirdo godsquad autists who most of the time think that "helping" Risa is to completely destroy her. The nice act is a ruse.

>>35735414
You remember what the angels ultimate conclusion to dealing with us was right? Forgiveness and we would be destroyed. I remember that conversation.

Talking to them is a baaad idea.

>>35735322
She's stalling for back up you goober

we're already on their shitlist anyways

>>35735401
I want to go for Beezle, because he has been a huge dick to us directly

>>35735431
I'm not guilt-ridden over eating an angel. I just want to eat Beezle so we can have Hue co. back.

>>35735431
We're already on their kill list, people are afraid of us being bumped up a slot or two.

captcha: rapemen use

Yaweh save us, where's the rape sloth?!

>>35735361
Amons not really that bad though. It would probably make azzy sad if we ate one of her fallen brothers. Eating fly butt might make her sad too but the list transcends all.
>>35735431
Plus they might not be even following Gods orders properly.

>>35735431

They've also conducted shady backdoor deals to get the Hellwyrm on their side, too. They're more reminiscent of SMT angels, who are bigger on Order rather than Good.

>>35735461
>I just want to eat Beezle so we can have Hue co. back.
He's stronger than us on his own still and he has an army of demons, some of which are nearly as strong as us on their own.

Going and rushing Beelze seems tilde as fuck.

>>35735461
We can eat him any time we decide to, this one is right here in front of us now.

>>35735222
>[] Attack! Feed! You are so hungry!

nom the trollop

>>35735493
Yeah we're not strong enough to gank him yet. We'll get there.. eventually.

>>35735493
>>35735512
The gap may not be so large any more. What was the order of strength again? Maybe its time we started taking out his big hitters..

>>35735548
Do you think we could take Azzy? He's about her level. I'm pretty sure we'd be floored. We're a lot stronger.. but it's still not enough.

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You have no time for any fancy conversation, you are too hungry for all her nonsense. You dash forward with a large hard light, hard cero, forged lewd instrument of some kind. You slam into the angel, but she blocks it with her sword. “You fool, I am trying to help you!” She shouts, but you again do not care.

Your neck extends and you bite down on her flesh, and it is delicious. Pure, soft silk skin giving way to meat that gently kisses your gums, and blood that seems to be both filling and perverse. She lets out a yell of pain, then one of her wings, the ribbony things, clouds around her shoulder and points directly at your face. At first you see nothing, but eventually the wing glows and a solid beam of energy engulfs your face and tears you off of her, and tears your face off too.

You fly back and hit the ground, your head pretty much gone at this point. The angel lets out some replacement swear words, but that stops as your head reforms. Your body wiggles and spasms, but then you get back up. Your head reforms, but the angles seem wrong somehow, too sharp and defined for who you are. You open your eyes, and the solid black, echoing the infinity your old one self sleeps in, fills your eyes. You open your mouth and for a moment it looks like solid white, but then you part your teeth and it is evident your mouth is full of needle sharp, needle fine, long teeth curling along your gums. You scream and leap forward after the angel.

The angels sends out a wave of energy that tears off your leg, but your leg grows spider legs and sonidos ahead of you. It detonates with cero energy just as your own spider legs pour out of your open wound and give you balance enough to run. The angel says something while holding up her sword, and you summon a massive amount of energy as your body cracks, dislocating your arms and leg to provide a more effective fighting body.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35735647
Nothing personal love, I got me a mean set of the rumblies

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>>35735647
Here we go!

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>>35735647
Ya'all ever stop to think that we should take a once-over our bits to make sure we've not mange or anything?

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>>35735647
Open the thousand mouths.

"YoU cAN heLp bY StanDIng StiLL."

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>>35735647

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>>35735647

We are now Old Risa, I guess.

>>35735611
Well we know Amon is about an 80 after that I cant remember the order the fallen were ranked in other than belph being on top, then lucy, then envy guy.
Plus fly face must have lost some power after the jager incident. Maybe not a huge amount to him but enough to turn cede from a non combatant into someone we can bring along and expect to win.
Also I just want to fuck up his boys because fuck that guy. All we did to get him back so far is kill a priest.

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>>35735647
>>35735696
I like it!

>>35735712
Belph
Luci
Mephy
Azzy
Beelz
Mammon
Amon

Beelze is low 90s, m8.

>>35735736
The fuck is a mammon?

Reminder that Time Something Something Attack doubles the damage for cero weapons made with MSSA, which means it's actually a viable thing now.

>>35735647
Welp, this is mildly worrying.

>>35735782
Fallen of Greed. Sometimes works will use Leviathan for Greed instead, but HQR isn't one of those.

>>35735811
I thought Leviathan was the big water beast that went with Behemoth and Zizz?

>>35735804
Don't worry, agency is lame.
It's way more fun to give into some insect spider monster and shit all over our grace in favor of giving beastial urges what ever they want.

>>35735647
Regurgitation Final Attack.
Can we at least get some of that god damn alien out of the system.

Worst 20 SPXP ever.

>>35735851
He is. Sometimes he's portrayed as the embodiment of Greed, though. Not like it matters since this isn't one of those times.

>>35735881
We've got agency... we voted to eat the bitch. When other people vote differently from you it doesn't mean the game is ruined.

>>35735881
Get a trip so I can hide you.

>>35735881
Fuck off with this shit. I thought you left after the demon college bullshit.

>>35735933
>>35735940
>>35735962
Fuck that one guy hive mind.

>>35735881
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means

>>35735804
We've fought as some horrific abomination many... many many times. It's what we do.

>>35735881
But our grace has never stopped us turning into a spider monster before. Or eating angels before.
Also we did vote to eat her, myself included so you can take that agency take and stuff it.
>>35735886
I thought all he did was climb out of the sea and let people eat him.

>>35736019
Its more the old one bits in our eyes and seeing out of our mouth I was worried about.

>>35735881
>It's way more fun to give into some insect spider monster and shit all over our grace in favor of giving beastial urges what ever they want.
What in the fuck are you going on about? Are you really mad that the Old One/cannibal ghost hybrid isn't acting angely enough? Risa's grace is barely even a real grace, yo. It's more like a pile of crystalized angel corpses that have Old One power shunted through them to mimic angelic abilities.

>>35736079

I think his complaint centers around the fact that doing anything other than eating the angel would be, strictly speaking, out of character. Risa is hungry and has poor impulse control. To do anything other than eat the most delicious thing in sight just wouldn't be accurate portrayal of her character.

In essence, Azure left us only one viable choice (beyond picking an angel to eat). I wouldn't mind that, except that he's also trying to make us feel guilty about doing so.

>>35736211
I don't feel guilty about shit, fuck angels.

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You skittle across the ground, hissing up frothing blood and gore from your mouth as you skittle across the ground. Your knees break, sending delightful pain through you, and you get a better angle with your spider leg legs. Yeah, that makes sense. You roll over a wave of energy that tears a few unimportant organs from you, and you throw out a kick. Your leg splits open, and lashing tongues spew out of a gaping wound in your limb. Your tongues grow razor lined, screaming blades, then tear chunks off the angel.

She lets out a divine scream, and you quickly retract your leg. You take a strong pose in front of her and slam your fist into her ribs. You feel the sensual cracking of bones, and tissue, then lean back as a retaliatory strike nearly beheads you. You keep your smile as you lean forward again to slam the other fist into her, then again, and again. You keep it up, all of her ribs shattering under your careful ministrations, until finally it feels like you are beating tenderized meat. You want to tear her dress off and stab your tongue into her body, probing an open wound while she writhes under you, but you have no chance to do so.
(1/2)

>>35736211
>except that he's also trying to make us feel guilty about doing so
What, you'd feel better if the Angel was a dick?

Dude, we laid a most cunning trap for Sammiches, and he was nice. The only regret I have is that we've moved up higher on the kill list .

>>35736211
Azure isn't trying to do anything but write the angel chick as her character would be. This is what they do, they try to guilt you with the high moral ground and get you to submit to getting fucked over.

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She sends out a barriers or energy that blasts you back, then summons what looks like a large cannon. The weapon attaches to her arm, and she bites down before firing. You sonido out of the way, dream walking at the last second to avoid it enough that only your nonspider leg gets taken out. The blasé goes over a few cities, then completely destroys a mountain. You sprout tentacle like spider legs from out bloody wound, connecting them to your nerves so you can feel absolute agony along the way, then dash forward once more. Her cannon fires to take out the left half of your body, but you still have your right half, and a choking laugh escapes your lips as your fingernails tear a massive gash along her face.

She recoils, and tries to summon a shorter gun, but your neck extends to bite down on her wrist, and you marvel at how soft she is, how impossibly soft her flesh feels in your needle teeth. Your tails hammer into her to send her staggering back, pulling your attached body along, and you thing you have her cold. She summons a weird feather that sends you spiraling back into the ground, and as you look up from the carved trench your body made, you stick out your long tongue as you laugh.

She is ours. Ours, ours ours!

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(2/2)

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>>35736311

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>>35736311
om nom nom

razor cero barbwire her wings together

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>>35736311

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>>35736311
Huh. Are the Anons unconsciously developing a conscience along with Risa? What an odd development.

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>>35736354
It's the people that showed up around thread 100 because of the asses op pic. They came for the yuri harem, not the sociopathic murderhoboing.

>>35736354

It really sucks that this has to happen to her, I'll admit that much. But the angels are playing for keeps, and their creed is pretty much "submit or die". Even if it is extremely sugarcoated and packaged well.

>>35736354
I certainly am not. Especially for a faceless scrub angel.

>>35736383
Negative. I came in around thread 100. Read the archives first. I am here for Murder hoboing and Jager.

>>35736431
I'm hoping that we get the whole silky smooth thing when we eat her. It sounds fantastic. Risa's legs become even better.

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>>35736383
>>35736431
>>35736446

Naw ya'all. I ain't griping about the Angel-eating part. They're completely arcane creations and their definition of "help" is completely foreign to any practical or realistic standard we hold. In fact, I'd daresay they're one of most terrifying, implacable enemies we've got, which is why I'm surprised Anons are showing doubt while rolling. Guys, ya' gotta remember, any "help" they offer us leads to death. Moreso than our current status, at any rate.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>35736311

Always curious what I would have rolled.

>>35736431
>It really sucks that this has to happen to her
Why?

>>35736506
She said help. She's a woman. She appears to be kind.

He's a sucker for a pretty face.

He shouldn't worry. When we eat her we'll at the very least get her voice.

>>35736506
Exposing anyone to a hungry Risa is an unreasonable punishment, especially if you are a live spectator.

>>35736431

I'm not gonna mourn the death of a stranger we knew for less than one thread, especially since she has KOS orders on us.

We've been nomming angels since like what? Thread 34? 46? I think the Quincies were still a thing back we ate our first angel...

I'm curious about what the fuck is going on. The Old One corruption level is still at 1, so it doesn't seem to be that.

The shifting that Risa's currently doing isn't really that extreme in the grand scheme of things she's done. She went crazier with the abomination shifting during the Loki fight.

>>35736506

Well, it's more that her few lines of dialogue seemed to imply she had a differing mental state as regards Risa. That may just be a ruse, but at the surface level it seems to be implied that she legitimately felt sympathy for Risa, a need to help her in a way that differed from the host ideology.

It's all only so much noise, however. This is happening. Azure knew this was happening from the instant he gave us the rumblies. Might as well just forget about the moralistic stuff and eat.

>>35736564
>I'm curious about what the fuck is going on.
Once again, anon still using all the muscles but the one that matters. >>35734515

>>35736564
are we transcending into some new form/being?

a 4th release on the horizon?

>>35736585
>everyone but me is retarded.

>>35736585
Go have some lovely slow cooked teriyaki chicken and come back to that. No one is thinking of finding Jäger so she can gut punch the unnecessary tumblies away.

>>35736625
No, just the guys that skip the implications of eating a parasitic alien.

>>35736634

Although the last parasite needed to be surprise-shot out of Risa or it would have killed Jager.

>>35736625
I'm hoping we're growing in some capacity. Or that Risa is becoming aware of Anons. That'd be pretty great.

>>35736585
A parasite that was only just now starting to investigate soul stuff.
A parasite that was bonded to a regular human, presumably because it was incapable of doing anything bigger. Fuck's sake, it couldn't even do more than pester Rot God.
A parasite that is somehow managing to be a very close contender for Most Toxic Thing Risa's Ever Eaten if it is responsible for this, which would be damn surprising if true.

>>35736634
The punchyfist was made to remove angel corruption. Just because both entities were described as parasites doesn't mean it's going to work.

>>35736579
She is second last in the angels I can see a reason to feel bad about.
The twins were doing something important
We tricked Sammy
We hunted this bint to eat her
And the first prick attacked azzy.

>>35736649
everyone is speculating, including you.

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You charge forward, as your pulsing open wound tries to regenerate, and throw out a punch. The angel catches your fist and holds it for just a second. Small tentacles sprout from your forearm and dig deep into the angels, but she doesn’t seem to mind. With strength beyond what the slender woman should have, she twists your fist, turning your arm in an impossible way. The move sends fragments of broken arm bone through your skin, but you can’t enjoy that feeling long as she pulls and tears your arm off, then kicks you away. She throws away the right half of your body and summons countless blades of energy.

You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms, so you fuse your spider legs to your tails, then use your actually sort of impressive but no one ever talks about it because of Jager abs to slither on the ground like a snake. You avoid several blasts, though not entirely as chunks of you keep getting torn out, and then rise up near the angel. Your torn open sides sprout something like a fleshy spider web, each carrying five razor sharp nails. You tear the small interconnecting webs between them, bloody scattering freely across the ground, and thrust out with your sharp, cero enhanced, nails.
(1/2)

>>35736634
Runs the risk of eating Natsuki at the Shrine and then the Host of Angels would murder us. Azzy is stuck in unreality, so she couldn't run over to contact her.

It's eat or starve, and even with the risk of going to 3rd place on the list, we're gonna have to eat.

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The angel side steps them, but you quickly un-merge your tails with your legs and send the fluffy assault into the mix. You wait for a solid blow, you are patient after all, letting the angel cut chunks of you off. As a particularly bad cut takes part of your inner thigh, one of the nails strikes true. You send cero energy into it as the open wounds turn into laughing mouths, then detonate the existing nail.

The angel falls back, but you send out your nails and tails into the angel to detonate them as well, adding onto the admittedly impressive damage you’ve got. In the end, you are standing on two thighs that end in a smattering of spider legs. You look at the prone angel, then see her stand up once more, bloody hell these things. Your tongue grows from your mouth and splits your stomach open. Your organs shift into something like legs, and you bend over to let them support you. You focus your regeneration on your tails, and end up like a very, terribly awfully scary scorpion with nine bloody, bone filled tails and far too many legs made out of entrails.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>35736729
impale the bitch

>>35736729
Scorpion?

Is it Hunzuu time already?

>>35736697
>You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms
Did you mean "You know you can’t regrow anything as complex as arms [as quickly as we would need it]" or is this some truly worrying shit happening here with Risa forgetting how regen works?

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>>35736729

EAT HER!

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>>35736729
Rolling.

I wonder if our madness poison will do anything.

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>>35736729

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>>35736729

Well, this is horrifying

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>>35736729

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Lotta anons need to chill

>>35736804
That's it!

Maybe we unlocked the path of Horror!

>>35736754
As quickly as we need to. Was typing a bit too fast to add that in, and forgot to include it. Sorry for the confusion

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>>35736811

Oh, alright.

>>35736859
I just worry about stuff like this all the time. I can't ever really differentiate between when you're trying to subtly hint at stuff and when you just make typos or small errors. Ever since Loki's bullshit in the science wing, I'm paranoid as fuck about this stuff and trying to catch it.

>>35736665
We may have eaten it's "hunger" instincts and "upgraded" our Hollow hunger instincts as well.

Maybe we'll get something good out of ??? and eating enough angels.

>>35736907
Indeed. Having the hunger back is interesting..

>>35736907

Well, so far we've seen that Hollows are kinda versatile spirit-beings, at least in the case of Risa. It can eat a whole lotta shit and digest it and make it safe for integration into the Hollows' being (exception being Old One plot rocks), while making the Hollow's future powers take on aspects of what it has eaten in the past.

But I wonder if there's anything worthwhile at the endgame of the "pure" Hollow path.

>>35736971
Ask plantbro.

>>35736907
Azure did previously describe Hollows as "parasitic", so who knows.

>>35736971
There is somethign worthwhile at the end of All the paths I'm sure.

Old one is bears. Avoid.

>>35737020
I think we prevent enough forest fires we might get on their good side

>>35736971
The ceros are "pure" hollow right up until Revelation, and if you think about it, then Revelation being everything is Hollow as fuck since it's based on Risa's discography of murder.

>>35737020
>Old one is bears. Avoid.
Nah

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>>35737046
Watch yourself Anon.

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>>35737090
That sounds like Bearist propaganda to me boy. You an't a bear is you?

>>35736744
Yes
Yessssss

>>35737116
Old One rock isn't bears.

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>>35736729
I feel the need to roll, been missing too many threads to graduate stuff.

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>>35737144
Of course not Anon! I never seen a bear in my life. Honest truth!

>>35737020
>>35737090
I think we should go for the Angel route. The Lords Divine Judgment will surely see us through the end days.

>>35737250
Nah. Hollow is good. We're a hollow. It's what we are.

>>35737267
I'll agree that angel isn't the end, in this very hypothetical choice that we won't ever have to make, but I'd prefer old one or god then hollow.

>>35737353
God hollow sounds good.

>>35737391
Works for me.

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You scurry along the ground, leaping back and forth to avoid her attacks. You get close enough then send out your tails, each of the tips burning with cero energy. Insane laughter fills the area as your assault drives the angel back. She screams in irritation and sends out what looks like a silvery fog from her wings. Your eyes do some weird zoom thing, and you see that the fog is actually powerfully charged angel steel flakes which will tear you up. You laugh, then dream walk close to her and pounce.

The shards still carve pieces out of you, but since you tackle the angle through her own energy you are saved the worst of it. Instead the angel’s back gets turned into something like hamburger meat because of her own attack, and she screams in absolute agony as you hit the ground. Your arms and legs regrow, and you carefully run your tongue over the angel’s skin. Your tongue slinks down her shirt to coil around her body, and you can’t help but notice just how absolutely lovely her body tastes.

You trace a finger down her soft cheek, and drop the sweet tasting tear onto your long tongue. You coil an entrails forged spider leg around her legs, and pull yourself on top of her. Your hands roam freely, and you explore her every soft inch while she sobs below you. You like how much she hurts, you conclude. You dig long nails into her torn up back to draw a scream from her mouth, and slowly you burrow into her back until you find her hard, chipped spine. You cut long trails of agony along her back, and smile at her reactions.
(1/3)

>>35737391
All Hollows from that point on are born with smiling masks.

>>35737391
>>35737353
>Wanting to focus on Divine, the worst skill tree available
It's only good for how it combos with other paths.

>>35737424
Yes. We use it to power up Hollow.

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You shiver for a moment, enjoying the sweet taste and smooth beyond reason skin, then your tails join your tongue in wrapping around the angel. You completely cover her, crush down to snap all the important things, and hear a scream of pain so honest you almost feel bad for her. Almost. You pull her in, and your cut open stomach becomes a large mouth that quickly swallows her whole.

OPTIONS APPEAR BEFORE YOU

15 SPXP
Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
Trailing cero: Able to leave a trail in the air of 1 cero that lingers for a few moments. Can be used for a trap or something

You laugh as you push yourself up on freshly formed limbs and see a red light slam into the ground in front of your. Asmodeus stands tall, her features sharp and harsh. She takes a few steps and notice she has no limp. Uh oh.

“Did you know? Do you delight in watching me in pain?” She asks.

“Know what?” You wonder.

She sends a fist into your face, faster than you can respond to and you hit the ground. You carve a massive trench into the earth and look up confused as she is already in front of you. “How much it hurts. Every second is at least a minute of agony beyond what I can stand. Did you know? Are you mocking me?!” She shouts grabbing you by your throat and glowing, all six of her wings shimmering with crimson light.

You kick futilely, trying to get her off of you, but the block and red halo, spiked and like thorns, slowly forming above her head makes you think she is going to end you. She snarls, and the sound is like your childhood pet raping your wife while she is forced to lick you forever- oh god this hurt. “It hurts.” You say, tears forming. “It hurts! It hurts!” You shout, kicking her with each repetition of the word.
(2/3)

>>35737424
Maybe if we peeked into genesis we would have some interesting options. Genesis is already interesting.

>>35737444
Oh, fudge us in the alps.

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Azzy suddenly seems to realize something and lets you go. “No, oh Risa. I am sorry, I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to, I just. It really hurts, this wound of mine. When I come out of this I have to pay the price for it. I didn’t mean to- Are you okay?” She wonders, and the harsh edge from her tone is gone.

“You choked me you daft bint!“ You start.

You bend over on the ground and vomit loudly. Several small worms burrow into the ground, and you conclude you must have eaten an egg while devouring the alien. The parasites are gone, but they may have slightly changed something in you.

Hunger: None, for now

“Azzy, were you about to off me?” You wonder, panting heavily.

“I am sorry.” Asmodeus says holding up her hands and looking you over. “I didn’t mean it, I promise. I thought, well, irrationally you wanted to see me suffer knowing I had to unlock my power to get out of that in between place effectively. Don’t hate me, okay?” She implores. "You have been a lovely friend, and I quite enjoy your company.

You stand up and see Asmodeus seems remorseful beyond reason about how she acted for a moment, you might want to say something nice to her. Or don’t your life, mate. Also you need to choose a power/spxp and what you want to do next.

[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
[] Go back to see Jager, you desire being spoiled
[] Hang out with Azzy more
[] Other, please specify
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>>35737444
>15 SPXP
I'm really tempted by the smooth.

Also, we're fucked.

>>35737492
>[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
explain why we had to ditch her. seeing one of our best gal pals as food is big no no and a slight PANIC causer

>[] Other, please specify
hug

>>35737444
>Really smooth

>>35737492
I'll second
>>35737528

>>35737492
I hope Azzy knows about the breeding cycle of these aliens. Seems like something she would know about. I get the feeling we will be seeing a few angely types soon enough.

>>35737492

> Smoothness, for reasons

> [] Kill the fucking parasites.
> [] Hang out with Azzy
We need to talk about Jager

>>35737492
>Smooth
[] Go back to see Jager, you desire being spoiled
Azzy not so snazzy

>>35737492
>[x]It's okay, I was sort of a jerk for leaving you in the hole anyways, but I saw you as food!
>Walking drumsticks, Azzy!

Oh yeah.

>Several small worms burrow into the ground,
Oh sweet lord no.

>>35737492
>[] Say something to Asmodeus (What?)
Explain that we had to leave or we would have tried to eat her in a non-sexual way.

also
>Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
Just because

>>35737444
>15 SPXP
>Really smooth: Steal her smoothness, will make you as soft and smooth as she was. One of the few things which will make your Old One tier legs better.
>Trailing cero: Able to leave a trail in the air of 1 cero that lingers for a few moments. Can be used for a trap or something

Really smooth is tempting (as was ink squirt) and trailing cero ain't half bad either but....

15 spxp is my choice

>>35737492
Spxp. Even if the smoothness is tempting. Maybe that can be added to the pastebin.

"The alien was parasitic. It made my tummy get far too rumbly, reminded me of when I was wandering through Hueco. It hurt so damn much, and I had to...to just eat, you know? You were one of the things that were on the potential snack list, and it was either run or try and eat you, Azzy."

>>35737492
Smooth.
Ask her if she knows anything about how we felt, the hunger, and say that it clouded our judgement.

>>35737444
>ink squirt 2.0
Oh boy...

>>35737492
>Azzy choked us because legrage
>Made us puke out the parasites
...based Azzy?

>[] Say something to Asmodeus
We don't hate her brother and he sorta lightbrung us. That sucked a hell of a lot more than the choking.
Anyways we just didn't wanna attack and try to eat her. No way we'd have succeeded, but shit still would not have been cash.

>>35737444
>Really smooth
We need to let Risa have some more practical rewards. What does this unlock? Smoother tails. Fucking better tails. Come on.

Also,
>Azzy snapping
Not surprised. We don't surround ourselves with many calm collected and overall well meaning people.

>>35737492
[] Say something to Asmodeus (I'm sorry Snazzy Azzy, I didn't want to eat you! *hugs*)

>>35737444
>>35737492
Not sure which to link..

>Really Smooth: Steal; her smoothness

>Cuddle. Also.. please don't kill us.

>>35737492
>>35737444
>15 SPXP

Huh. I thought you said that only 'good' angels got halos? What's Azzy doin with a halo?

>>35737599
>>Several small worms burrow into the ground,
>Oh sweet lord no.
Just another player in the game. Far too late for this one to start up though.

>>35737641
>calm collected and overall well meaning people
It's either calm and collected, or well meaning.

>>35737492

> [] "No worries, love, we're all made here. Sorry to leave you in a twist, but whatever I ate made you look a tad to delectable in too many of the wrong ways. Had to find a stand in, still might have to find a doctor to get dewormed."
> "Jager's got this fist that ought to do it. Punched some bits from you and Lucy outta me. That was before we almost got killed by Mendel again."
> "By the way, reasonably concerned that Jager was a Nazi in a past life. Crazy bitch tried to shoot me with a planet. Long and short is, no hard feelings, but we need to talk. Let's find some place for tea shall we?"

>>35737672
so nip it in the bud before it gets greebly.

SPXP
>>35737500
>>35737602
>>35737604
>>35737665

Smooth skins
>>35737588
>>35737591
>>35737601
>>35737605
>>35737641

Close, some undecideds. Like me. Dem legs man.

>>35737665
It is more like her halo got broken and warped into something like horns. Good angels get the full circle, a broken/perverted circle is for the fallen

>>35737728
Vote FOR SMOOTH! WE can rub them on JAGERS ABS! we can get SPXP from other things. Smooth legs never again!

>>35737492
SPXP

>>35737444
>Really smooth

>>35737444
Really Smooth

>>35737492
Explain about the whole starvation thing, preferably. Then let's go see Jager.

Looks like smooth is winning? Writing now.

>>35737492
>Smooth
>[] Other, please specify
Gank those worms

>>35737444
>>35737492
>15 SPXP
>[] Other, please specify
Should we cero the shit out of the ground to try to get the worms?

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>>35737684
Ehh, I'm not too sure. Could just be Azures choice of words.
These things aren't too strong anyway, and the're just worms.
What's the worst that could happen?

Those worms are tenacious little fuckers. I'm impressed.

>>35737777

We should, now. Maybe get Azzy to help. I want a half mile radius atomized so we never have to deal with another batch of those little fuckers again.

>>35737827
I think we need to go to the vet, because we still might have some worms.

>>35737781
The made us super hungry and are the dominant species on their planet, asking that is like asking what could go wrong? your tempting fate mate.

>>35737848
>>35737681

This addresses that rather nicely.

>Players in a quest are a parasite on reality itself
>Irrational fear of parasites

>>35737781
the faggots just want to live in fear.

AE throws in a line to assuage the paranoia
>The parasites are gone
but it only strengthens it apparently

>but the burrow worms into teh ground

Jager can build a wormicide if she wants it hard enough.

Fantasic voyage/Journey to the center of the Risa sounds fun too

>>35737880
>Irrational

>>35737880
Fear of parasites that mess us up and can mess up our shit. Yes, yes we are.

>>35737904
I'll live in fear and you can't stop me!

>>35737745
What would a Risa halo look like?

>>35737947
A section of large intestine from latest kill and gravity manipulation.

It would drip blood on to her face and ruin her shirt. And then Jager would have to throw it in the wash.

>>35737947
Likely spreads insanity in a wide area and is formed from non-euclidean pleasure/pain.

>>35737947
Ceros bent into a ring around a small black hole?

>>35737947
A purple mobius strip

>>35738011
>Halo manifests above Risa's head
>She starts freaking out
>"EW EW EW EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME JAGER HELP HELP!!!!"
>Running around trying not too look at it
>Keeps looking at it and dry heaving

>>35738062
What a life

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“Oi, your brother lightbrung” brought “whatever me, and I honestly don’t hate him. It hurt bad?” You ask.

“Like you wouldn’t believe.” Asmodeus answers. “For every second I am in this form I must spend a minute in agony beyond absolute. For every minute an hour, for every hour a day, for every day a week, for every week a month, for every month a year, every year a decade, every decade, well, I suspect you get the idea.” She explains.

“Didn’t know that, and I didn’t mean to leave you, you know. Got some weird rumblies, and I was about to eat you.” You say.

She gets a strange look. “You mean eat or, perhaps, you and I were to spend a night enjoying each others company? Because I certainly wouldn’t have objected to one of those.” She says.

“Like I eat you, and you become part of me.” You explain.

“That is much less delicious than what I had in mind.” She sighs.

“Figured it might be. Anyway, I had the rumblies for some angels, and I got me some angels.” You say.

She nods slowly and taps her chin. She seems deep in thought, but then snaps her fingers and seems confident. “Though the other way could be lewd too.” She explains.

“Not- Okay. Anyway, I’m not even a little mad you know.” You say ruffling her red hair.

She pulls you into a hug and oh momma that feels flrglehrfpffffttttt. She pets your long violet hair, the smell of strawberries making your eyes heavy, and your body all sort of woobly. “Thank you Risa. I am sorry for losing my cool.” She explains before placing a kiss on your softer than should be possible cheek that hrrrft.

“Anyway, I should go see Jager, want to come?” You ask.

She makes a troubled face. “I would rather exit this form soon and I would, ah, rather you not see me in pain. I might ask something unreasonable from you while in agony that I would come to regret.” Just like you in that biker bar when you were 16.
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“Before we go.” You say stabbing your regrown tails into the ground. “Mind helping me purge the ground?”

You and azzy both clear the area as best you can, though you will never know if you got them all. You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms and say farewell to Asmodeus. You go back to the shrine and find Jager. She is laying on her bed reading a book, so you flop down, and quickly bury your head in her lap. She glances down at you and asks “And how was your day?”

You explain your day to her, not sparing any details because it is Jager bombs. She nods, and then furrows her brow in concern. “Hey, is Asmodeus okay?” She asks.

“Sure, she is one of the fallen right? She said she didn’t want me to look at her.” You explain.

“Is she a teenaged boy or something?” Jager huffs annoyed.

She pets your violet hair, slowly running her dark fingers through your silken tresses. Is that the right word? Anyway, she lightly pets your cheek, and notes how terribly soft and smooth you are. She finally looks over to the window and sighs. “Hey, maybe we should go make sure she is okay.”

“Who?” You wonder purring under Jager’s hand.

“Asmodeus.” She answers. “You know, red hair, piercings, super perverted.” She answers.

This- hold on, Jager wants to go see Asmodeus?

[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone
[] Good call! Friendship something
[] Ask her something (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35738225
>You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms
FUCK

>>35738175
>Just like you in that biker bar when you were 16.
Slander and lies! Risa regrets nothing

>>35738225
>[] Good call! Friendship something
Let's go make sure snazzy-azzy is ok!

>>35738225
>[] Good call! Friendship something

Azzy would relish Jagerbombs in her lair

>>35738225
[] Ask her something (What?) You.. want to see Azzy?

All of my Waaah?

>>35738225
>, though you will never know if you got them all. You conclude you will have to live in constant paranoia about evil wiggle worms
I'm scared

>>35738236
It was a boring afternoon with gangsters playing checkers.

>>35738225

>[x] Other, please specify

Whatever we end up doing, I propose that we first rub a Smooth'd face on Jager abs to check if she is the real Jager. The smoothiness will help us detect any inconsistencies or what have you. Of course, this is assuming that Risa has done this so many times that she can detect ab impurities at 1 Part per Trillion Jagers.

>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

If RISA would regret what Azzy would want. Jager sure as hell would Danger Avoid.

>>35738225

> [] Good call! Friendship something.

>>35738225
Jager that sounds like an awesome way to get choked. Do you want to get choked? Or perhaps beaten with a cane?

More brilliant plans from Veloces Lets-Just-Eat-An-Archangel-What's-The-Worst-That-Could-Happen Jager, bringing you such classics as "Purge the parasites now without explaining that even though it totally looks like murder, it really isn't. Plant and Sin-Fin will understand" and "I should just die on the floor instead of activating second release. Yeah. That's a good idea."

>>35738225
>[] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

Though.. either way

>>35738284
We neeeeed to rub the Jager abs.

>>35738225
>[x] Nah, azzy said she wants to be alone

Azzy usually knows what she's talking about. This might be one of those things where you isolate yourself in an impenetrable vault or room so that you don't hurt anyone while all the ages-old Pain and stuff gets purged.

>>35738254
>>35738267
>>35738329
Guys... Azzy Straight up warned us to stay away.

Jager is pulling the helpful but no concern for safety thing again.

We do not want to rescue her AGAIN.

Remember the last time we were around Azzy when her leg was acting up? It wasn't even the super pain from using the spell thing, that was just a regular bad day. And that shit wasn't cool.

>>35738225

> [] "Jager, we've been friends for a long time, and you've always told me not to ask about your past, but if I found out something accidentally... something about the person you used to be, would you want to know, even if it was something bad? I don't want an answer now, just think about it for me, please."
> Then it's off to Azzy's. We live in dangerous times and all that.

>>35738225
>she lightly pets your cheek, and notes how terribly soft and smooth you are

I laughed, thinking 'I guess that's worth 15 SPXP'.
Then I considered that SPXP isn't really that valuable anyway.
Then I wondered why I was following quests and getting excited about imaginary things.
Then I remembered that's the whole point.

>>35738438
>SPXP isn't really that valuable anyway
You wot m8?