>>35758498
>[] Knock Jager out, reclaim the rock.

those butts are stalking me

>>35758498

Grab Jager and Run. Ask for our Rock back nicely. Jager is weak to nicely...

>>35758498
>>35758621
seconding this... if she doesn't respond or starts going ZEIG HEIL! Knock her out

>>35758498
>>35758621
>>35758665
These are good.
Captcha: tiiill compelled
Yes captcha, untill Jager is compelled.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>35758621
>>35758498

This seems most conducive to our continued deadness.

>>35758498
Break the robot first, this is somehow his fault

>>35758498
Destroy Mendelbot

>>35758559
What ever do you mean? I like your smell.

So you are going to try and knock Jager out and take your rocks back?

Writing now

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“Jager, give me back my rocks!” You shout, and she just looks at you with a vacant expression.

The smell of Gabriel inches closer, and now you are slightly aware of what smells like weird energy distorting the “area” around Lucifer. You ignore it and start shaking Jager. “Pretty please with sugar and fish on top? Would you kindly? Simon says give Risa back her rock!” You continue, but Jager just blinks, still lost in the fog of hypnosis.

The ink starts to spill out of your fingernails, so you decide you have no time to keep asking nicely. You kick jager in the temple using Capoeira, and she goes down hard. You start pulling, and tearing at the glove on her hand. The various small kabobs, and nifty things tear at your hands to send out more of the dark ink stuff, but you ignore it too intent on your rock parts. You finally get it free, but see nothing on there that says “Give Risa back her funny parts” so you need a new plan.

You feel your energy swirling out of control, so you doubt you can fire a cero reliably. Instead you charge your arm with energy, then slam the gauntlet into the ground. It gets smashed, and the field of anti-universe holding your rocks spills out over you. Your right side is destroyed, thick globs of ink staining the while area around you, but you see on the ground a few shining, crackling objects.

You grab your rocks in your left hand and shove them inside your visceral gore. They get into relative position, but still shift and crackle as they try to orient themselves inside your unstable soul system. You have no time to let them do their thing in piece, so you pick Jager up and think.
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If you run you will be abandoning the shrine, leaving your mates to fend for themselves before all of this power. If you stay, you will have to do something to stop the fight from happening or choose a side to be on. “Wait, could I stop this all from going down?” You ask. Yeah, I mean, probably.

The angels are making their way up the hill, Mendel bot is holding out some antennas and probably doing something sciency. Reality is starting to buckle under the sheer spiritual weight of Lucifer. What should we do?

[] Run away! Every cat for themselves! We can maybe carry Jager off too!
[] Hold on, let’s stay and try something. (what?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35759665
Question! Mendel bot is generating the Anti angel field still or was it a single wave?

>>35759665
>[] Hold on, let’s stay and try something. (what?)
Brake that fuckin robot!

>>35759665
>Ruin the mendel bot.. it's starting all kinds of problems

>>35759665
>Hold on, let's try something.

LOUDLY DECLARE WE ARE NOW HEREBY MEDIATING A MEETING BETWEEN LUCIFER, GABRIEL, AND MENDEL. AND THAT ITS FUCKING TEA TIME!

That way other people can Talkly talkly talk and we can get everyone who matters the fuck away

>>35759665

>Snipe the antennae off the robot, then book it with Jager

There is not a single thing here we could do shit against damaged and solo, let alone with Jager carrying God knows how many hypnotic commands in her brain and being a liability the moment she wakes up until we get that shit removed.

>>35759707
Single wave

Looks like slight leaning towards smashing the Mendel bot?

Writing now

>>35759665
>>35759824
seconded

>>35759824
>>35759937
Do you really think that talking is the smart thing to do right now? Also why would Mendel even care about having a meeting with angels?

>>35760018
No, but its a better idea than trying to eat another angel.

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You decide fuck it, Mendel bots have been giving you too many problems and it needs to end. You set Jager down and Sonido over to it, or try to, but your leg gets a crack in it and splinters off below the knee. You look gown angrily as your new leg grows in, then rush over to the Mendel bot. A weird energy is saturating the energy around the robot, but you can’t really discuss energy things right now. You charge your arm, but another crack forms along your shoulder. You grit your teeth, and your shapeshifting tries to make up the difference. Sadly your shapeshifting seems to have been drinking as undulating tentacles sprout out of your open wound.

One wraps around your neck and carves chunks off your neck, but you will the other ones to help you smash the robot. You swing your fists down over and over against the Mendel bot and feel the automated defenses of the machine kick in. Blasts of energy start making your skin boil, and your eyes melt, but you just grow better eyes, these with teeth! Your right side gets torn out by a massive blast of power, and in response you slam your tentacle parts into the machine and detonate them. You go skidding back, and the robot gets smashed to pieces. From the body of the robot you see something like a red gemstone pulsing with world rending powers.

You put two and two together and conclude that the gem is what is weakening the fabric of reality and drawing Lucifer to this spot. It rings sharply with each step it hits as it falls down the stairs and lands right in front of Gabriel. He doesn’t seem to notice it, and that makes you rather sad, or perhaps he just isn’t programmed to care. He is in silvery metal with a sword in one hand and a horn in the other. Six beautiful wings shimmer beautifully behind him.
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If you smash the gem, Lucy may very well go back to the in between place, and maybe Gabriel will no longer be interested in the shrine. Of course, you have no way of knowing if that is the case or not.

[] I’m going for it!
[] Run, Risa Cat is out of here!
[] Other, please specify
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>>35760242
When did eating another angel come up? The only other votes were for destroying the Mendel bot right now. How we deal with the angels later is still up for debate.

>>35760300
>[] I’m going for it!

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>>35760300
>[] I’m going for it!

What could go wrong?

>>35760300
>[] I’m going for it!

Clearly nothing bad could possibly come from this.

>>35760300
>[] I’m going for it!

>>35760300
>I got nothing, nothing other than happy Lizard.

>I'm going for it.

If nothing else, for all to fail
A Risa cat always has a tail
For now we run
Far from the fun
No, we stand and be tall
Not far above the fall
Madness means we flee the self
To pull down that from the high shelf
Farewell Old Risa, I knew thee well
Can't really say that its been swell
Ah what the hell

>>35760300
[] I’m going for it!

I'm.. going to go get the asprin now.

>>35760300

Can we grab the gem and throw/take it far from the shrine such that Lucy will come though there and not in our yard?

Also, get the Science Guys to make an anti-orbital Laser defence grid. Stop Mendel pulling such shit...

>>35760300
Saturday Night HQR?

[x] I’m going for it!

>>35760300
>[] I’m going for it!

Let's eat it!

>>35760300

Wait. It's a gem. Gems are rocks. And this rock is of fair plot-related importance at the moment.

We must consume it.

>>35760663
But what if we can't turn it off if we eat it?

>>35760784
yeah not so sure eating it is a good idea.. I'm between smashing it and throwing it... somewhere..

>>35760784

We'll bully it into submission with our rock collection.

>>35760819
>rock collection
They're spirit minerals.

>>35760846
Minerals... My God.. Risa.. is a jetcan.. SHE MUST BE FLIPPED! ALL ROCKS MUST BE FREE DOWN WITH MINERS AND HULKS!

>>35760846

Then if we eat this rock, it'll follow soon enough. Risa's digested worse.

>wanting to eat something that came out of a Mendelbot

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“I should go. I should definitely just- just go.” You say taking a few steps back. I can’t let you do that Risa-cat. “Who is going to stop me? What the bloody hell can you lot make me do to go down stairs to get my face smashed in by an arch angel?” You demand.

What would The Doctor do? You narrow your gaze and look down at the shining crimson gem still making that high pitched noise that makes you want to eat a small child. What would The Doctor do? You sigh and take a few steps back, doing a few mental calculations while you do so. You nod to yourself and run.

You leap high into the air and your perfect arc will lead you straight to the shining gem on the ground. The mass of angels behind Gabriel look up at you and begin firing some form of high energy beams your way. You kick off the air here and there, and avoid the blasts to the best of your ability. You move this way and that, but then your wings cracks while your plot rock tries to reestablish equilibrium through your body. You wince, and see a blast heading towards your face. You have no time to dodge so you put up two arms in the shape of an X and the blast tears through you. You manage to withstand it, but you are now spinning ass over end head towards Gabriel. You fire a blast of cero energy into the air behind you to use as a jet, then slam your fist into the tiny shining gem.

It shatters, and a high pitched ringing echoes through the area making you want to tear your ears off. You smell Lucifer probe the world questioningly, then the fabric of reality mends itself. You think he will probably find it easier to get through now, but he will not necessarily come out at your shrine right this second, and that’s good enough for you. “You try and bring that weak ass mess in my house? In my house?!” You demand. I should have never let you watch the NBA. “I like the sound the ball makes, and how squeaky their shoes are.”
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You stand back up and tower over Gabriel, random energy firing out of the various cracks in your body. “Going to do this now then mate?” You wonder. “I’m good for it, if you want to have a go or two. Lass like me is always up for a good time.” You explain.

Gabriel tilts his head. “We were instructed to resolve the matter of Lucifer. It is resolved.” He explains, and you hear the sound of flapping wings as the Angels return to wherever it is they came from. “Until we receive orders that say otherwise, we are to look specifically for any holes the King of Hell can use to slip into this world. Upon confirmation he is still safely locked away we will resume our set duties.” Which include offing you I suspect.

He wings off and you let out a sigh. You look back up the stairs and realize what you have to do if you want to get back up to Jager.

It takes a while, and by the time you are back up at the shrine your arm is being held in place by a singularity, and your body is covered in inky blood. You lay down on your back at the top of the stairs and pant heavily, trying to get a hold of yourself. You cough, and see Jager is still in the nice land of concussions for now.

You push yourself back up and…

[] Call Mendel and tell the cunt something (what?)
[] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.
[] Put Jager to sleep and try to find someone else (Who?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35760964

Aw man, there goes free rock candy.

>>35761018
>[x] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.
Well, it looks like Jaeger's going to have to come to turns with her Nazi self sooner rather than later.

>>35761018
[] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.

GOD FUCKING DAMN-IT JAGER, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU NEARLY ENDED THE WORLD! WE'RE GETTING YOU CHECKED FOR APOCA-LICE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

>>35761018
[] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.

>>35761018
>[] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.

>>35761018
>[] Get azzy down here to look in Jager’s head. Now.

Doctor Schrodinger calling for a brain scan STAT!

>>35761018
Wait.

Was the Mendel stone invisible to him, or was he waiting for Luci to come out?

Fuck. Probably the first.

>>35761071
>APOCA-LICE

Hah! Spilled my drink. She got them from that mangy Fenrir.

>>35761129
He probably just didn't notice.

After all, it wasn't a part of his orders.

>>35761070
>>35761102
>>35761115
>>35761122
You know it's only been like 5 minutes since we decided to not go visit Azzy on the grounds that she's going to be super duper pissed off with leg pain.

And you want to ask her to poke around in Jager's head right now?

>inb4 "BUT NO ~ WAS ON THE OPTION!!!!"
Every ~ choice is bad, but not every bad choice has a ~.

>>35761191
We don't know anyone else who can do a brain scan. Everything is awful forever.

>>35761018
>[] Put Jager to sleep and try to find someone else (Who?)
Let's see if Azzy is able to do the brain scan now and if not then wait for her to be ready.

>>35761191
Aight. then we have... Sin Fin.

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You giggle at the idea of Apoco-lice, then narrow your eyes because that means she got it from that tramp Fenrir. Who said she could play with him? I don’t like boys of his persuasion! ”Scandinavians?” You wonder. Yes, the Scandinavians know what they did.

You see Jager is laying down, but you have to make sure she isn’t still sort of rigged to destroy the world, so you throw her into the shrine, in the direction of her bed so it probably worked out, then dash off into the city. You remember that Azzy is probably in leg pain at the moment, so you slow your roll, and browse the little shops and kiosks along the way. You find a particularly good deal on cookware, and buy a mountain of them even though you don’t cook. “I might cook one day, and when that day comes I want to have the proper ware for it. Oh! They are having a sale on beets. Could I learn to love beets?” You wonder. You should not be trusted with money.

You buy a mountain of things and drop them off at the shrine. You have spent a few hours buying up a staggering number of crap we don’t need, you are lucky Horders isn’t a thing yet, and then make your way to azzy. You open up the door and see the club is a wreck, whole chunks of it seemingly destroyed or warped with foul energy beyond recognition. You take a few casual steps into the building, and find Azzy asleep on her sofa.

You poke her cheek, and it is very soft, and she opens one of her eyes halfway to look at you. “Risa? Coming to check up on me?” She wonders.

“Yes, but I also have ulterior motives. Jager went maybe Nazi, Mendel was a right cunt who tried to pull Lucy into the world, and Gabe almost wrecked my shrine in response to Lucy nearly breaking out there.” You say.
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“Well they are still a little bitter about that whole rebellion thing.” She sighs sitting up.

You notice she doesn’t put any weight on her leg even when sitting. Instead she has to get her cane to help her up before she can put any sort of stress on her wounded leg, and even then she seems pretty tender. “Well then, explain things to me as best you can.”

You spend the walk to your shrine explaining what happened to Asmodeus. By the time you make it back, you have finished and she is nodding. “Mendel really is quite the problem, isn’t she?”

“Yeah, she is. Anyway, can you break into jager’s head for me?” You wonder.

“I can, but I would like some privacy if you would be so kind.” She replies.

“What? Why?! I want to stand in the corner, staring disapprovingly like you are hurting my Jager!” Just like that time at the vet.

“To get into her head I will have to exert some influence on her to manipulate her dreams which will make her, ah, slightly strange. Strange in a way I don’t think she would want you to see. Go do something, I shouldn’t be long.” Asmodeus says going into Jager’s room.

Well, seems you have some time. What should we do?

[] Pace nervously outside the room, looking at the clock all the time like an expecting father in a cartoon
[] Go see Sin-Fin
[] See Ryoko, haven’t seen that kid in a while
[] You are still randomly growing tentacles. Go have a sit down.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35761736
>[] See Ryoko, haven’t seen that kid in a while

She probably knows how to deal with Apoca-lice. It's in her territory. By which I mean, baths.

>>35761736
>[] Pace nervously outside the room, looking at the clock all the time like an expecting father in a cartoon

>>35761736
>[] See Ryoko, haven’t seen that kid in a while

>>35761736
>[] See Ryoko, haven’t seen that kid in a while
Maybe a little of
>[] You are still randomly growing tentacles. Go have a sit down.

>>35761736
[] Pace nervously outside the room, looking at the clock all the time like an expecting father in a cartoon

>>35761736
>[] Pace nervously outside the room, looking at the clock all the time like an expecting father in a cartoon

Ya'all realize Mendel could have done horrible things to our most vulnerable heavy hitter? Wasting time while time is a valuable commodity is really silly.

>>35761736
>[] Pace nervously outside the room, looking at the clock all the time like an expecting father in a cartoon

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You decide to go see Ryoko, because what is the worst that can happen? “Are you mocking me?” You ask. Usually, yes.

As you run towards Ryoko’s place you look back up at your brain parts. “Wait, so most of what you say is just you having a laugh at my expense.” Pretty much. “Is this a game to you? That this is all to make you lot entertained?” You wonder. That is a question I am not even sort of prepared to answer right now.

You ignore the troubling implications as you throw open Ryoko’s window. You roll into her room and strike a pose, but she doesn’t turn around in her chair to justify your acting out. You frown as you go over and look at her, at least partially sure she has been taken by Mendel for Mendel reasons to do Mendel things. This is what you get for not paying attention to- oh, no. False alarm, she just seems to be napping in her chair.

You shake her awake and she looks up at you. “Sensei? Ah! Sensei! You should have told me you were coming over, I would have cleaned up. Do you want some, like, tea or something?”

You hold up a hand. “No need for all that, thought we haven’t seen each other for a while. Figured I would come over here. Doing homework, eh?” You ask.

She is about to answer, but you feel your body destabilize for the moment and you make a gagging motion, then fire a chunky, bloody organ from your throat right into Ryoko’s face. She stands there with her eyes closed and her mouth tight, seemingly unable to quite understand what happened for the moment. She opens one eye and looks at you confused and annoyed. “I am helping you with your homework.” You lie. “What organ is that? Come on, step up!”

“I am doing my history work.” She explains.

“So I jumped the gun a little.” You reply.

Her open eye looks at the pulsing, messy organ slop. “This is a heart.” She says. “A heart that is, like, biting me.”
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“Very good. Now what part of the system are hearts generally-“ You start, then a tickling in your nose causes you to sneeze and the heart on her face explodes with cero energy from some strange sneeze=explosion law.

Meaty chunks of half formed organ matter fill the room, and both of you get blasted to opposite sides of her sleeping place. She holds up a small orb attached to tendons and looks at you through a narrowed gaze. “Is this an ovary?” She wonders.

“Or an eyeball, or part of the intestines, or any number of round meaty objects stored in the body. Don’t judge me, you don’t know my life.” Unlife. “Whatever”

“Well, thanks for that I guess Sensei.” Ryoko grumbles moving the slop from her face. “Anything else you want?”

She is mad now. “Let’s hang out, I will totally help you with your homework and grid dem social links.”

“The what?” She asks.

“Nothing. Let’s get to work!” You say.

You spend some time helping Ryoko with her homework, sometimes vomiting tentacles tipped with mouths and claws that cling to her ears and whisper the answers, but eventually you have to go back. You find the shrine much as you left it, with Asmodeus sipping a nice tea in the main building. The Shinigami seem to avoid her, and you can’t very well blame them. She smiles at you, and you smile back feeling your mind stabbing itself under her influence. “So how did it go?” You ask.

“I believe I removed all the commands from her mind, not that there were too many. She needs a lot of rest and, well, I found some things.” She explains.

You pour yourself a cuppa and look at her concerned. “Things?”
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She nods. “Mendel unlocked part of her humanity for a while, a massive chunk of it really. It was left sealed behind some mental doors she had, but now the doors are unlocked and the influence of her humanity may creep out. I am not certain what the long term effects of her humanity creeping into her soul may be, not even if it will bode well for you of if it will bode ill.”

“Fucking Mendel.” You say.

“Indeed. Why haven’t you killed her yet?” She wonders.

You shrug. “Well I have no idea how to find her, and the cunt has some pretty nice tools.”

She adds some sugar to her tea, seems she has a sweet tooth. “Then why not lead her to you? It would be simple enough I suspect. Just let her soldiers capture something that she feels like she would have to study herself. Or make her think you are one of her soldiers, and captured something she wants at one of the bases.”

That has potential. “Well what could I catch that she might want?” You wonder.

Asmodeus takes a sip of her tea. “Why not you?” She asks.

Use yourself as bait. Might be risky, might really work.

[] No way, let her keep doing her thing, no skin off my nose.
[] Why not you?!
[] That might just be a good idea
[] Tell me more about Jager (Anything Specific?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35762520
>[] That might just be a good idea

>[] Tell me more about Jager
She say's I'm missing something... and until I find.. it.. We can't marry. Do you have any idea as to what it is?

>>35762520
>Tell me more about Jager, do you think she'll start to hate me? I couldn't take it if she decided to stop spoiling me.
>How could we arrange for them to capture me?

>>35762520
>[x] Tell me more about Jager
>So, uhh... should I talk to Jaeger or wait till she's ready?

Do we finally have a use for FOB Watch? Do we even want to use it?

>>35762571
Phhhf Tried to find it! Seriously even looked under the bed!

>>35762594
should we check in the rubbish bin before monday? Maybe the lost and found?

>>35762625
Rubbish bin? We don't throw anything away! Did... did we check the closets or... wait.. we have a lost and found?

>>35762520
>[] Tell me more about Jager (Anything Specific?)
What was her Nazi promise? I don't think we actually got the specific promise, only that it involved killing us for some reason...

>>35762651
maybe inventory has a lost and found?

>>35762520
>[] That might just be a good idea

Metal Gear?

>>35762749
Risa, this is a sneaking mission. Your mission is to uncover the truth of Metal Gear Jager.

>>35762699
I'm not sure we can afford to look into inventory.. do we have pants? I suppose we could ask...

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>I missed over 3 hours of HQR

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“What is this whole Nazi Jager thing, what did she swear to do?” You wonder.

“She fights for the glory of humanity. During the Second World War, some of the top scientists in Germany at the time became aware of a totally separate supernatural threat, as well as the power of souls. Her, and a few scientists of the time, swore to work hard for the glory of humanity.” She explains. “You can extrapolate what her oath was from there. Her human self was a monster, and I do not use that term lightly.”

“Tell me the exact phrasing of the oath, with the exact words used.” You say. What?

She looks at you strangely. “Did my brother scramble your head? She isn’t Sin-Fin, who has lost so much she obeys blindly for fear of getting the whip once again. She is not some devil trying to get out of a deal, she was a human who willingly took an oath for the most terrifying nightmare in all of human history. She may have had her reasons, but the things her human half has done are beyond insane, and she has done so much evil that now she knows that she must continue on performing said evil for to deny it would be to deny all of the sacrifice that went into the projects.”

“You seem pretty aware of all of it. I thought you would have found war interesting. What else do you know about the project?” You wonder.

She shrugs. “War is fun, as is peace, as is that weird tense in between place. During the war was one of the first times human beings tried to, what is the word I am looking for?” She mulls over her options then nods. “Cold cock the supernatural world. Such defiance.” She growls and part of your brain has a laughing fit for some reason.

“So the Nazi’s were the good guys?” You ask.
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“Good and evil are difficult for me to speak on, but I will say this. They learned you could distill energy from souls in agony. They knew that they were the only scientists making an active effort for human modification, and didn’t have any ethics about how they got results. They constructed something called a “Hell Engine” that spawned terror elementals. I am pretty sure those sound like something the bad guy would use in my comics.” She says. “As for the project, after the fall of the Nazi war machine the scientists were split between The Soviet Union and the Allies. Each project grew independent of each other, and once the Berlin Wall fell they combined resources and became one unit totally outside of any single government’s control.” She answers.

“You didn’t mention this before?” You wonder.

She blinks “Telling you would have made no difference in anything, and you never asked. Risa I was summoned to this world by Solomon, and have since been playing around the universe. I know lots of secret historical things which are not particularly relevant at the moment.”

“Right, so how would I lure Mendel to me?” You wonder.

“Well you could take over a base, and use a lot of shapeshifting to find out their protocols, then ambush her when she arrives. Or you could pretend to actually get caught and display some unseen power to escape. I suspect getting caught will not be any problem, I think she expects you to retaliate after getting hit like you did. Or you could do something else entirely, you are grown I am certain you can think of something.” She says.

Well, those are things

[] Ask something else about Jager (What?)
[] Ask her to do something for you (What?)
[] Go do something about this mendel thing. (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>35763042
>Such defiance.
Azure you cheeky git

>>35763042
>“Cold cock the supernatural world.

>a 3 front land war with US/UK, the Supernatural, AND Russia
Who else but those wacky Nazis?

>>35763063
>[] Go do something about this mendel thing. (What?)

imitate a pagan deity, get "captured", get brought to base, and then kill mendel/gather intel on where she is

I think she's in space

>>35763100

Prolly in a pocket dimension or something, I bet.

>>35763100
>imitate a pagan deity
Oh yeah.

>Speaking of deities, I got this weird scarecrow man. You think we can use him as bait?

>>35763063
Didn't we blow up her only base in Japan? And isn't Azrael poised to curbstomp us if we try to leave Japan?

>>35763063

Listen, I know we have our whole hate boner for Mendel and all, but could we just fucking call the crazy robot lady first?

> Call Mendel

>>35763100
Mendel doesn't want a random pagan deity though does she? That might be an example from on high thing. She might do it to get into Risa's face.

>>35763156
Why? Because "Let's CALL HER!" is a shitty reason.

>>35763156

We could try the "What will it take for you to stop being a psycho bitch?" line of questioning. Might yield answers. I somehow doubt we're smart enough to trick her through all of her Risa scanners, anti-Risa weaponry, infinite legion of robots, infinite legion of powerful demons, and loads of military tech.

>>35763212
we tricked Loki, we can trick Mendel

>>35763169
>random pagan deity though does she
She wants a strong one that she hasn't captured yet.

Which is why I propose offering up the scarecrow if he doesn't point us to a good one.

>>35763063
Mendel wants Jager, right? Well why don't we pretend to be Jager going through a nazi mental breakdown or something?

This is either the worst plan ever or it might work.

>>35763063

Can't believe I missed the first half of the thread, but could somebody tell me if I've got the gist of it:
> Jager was out on her feet after stealing (what I'm not exactly sure)
> We broke her gauntlet to get our rocks back
> We started leaking purple everywhere?
> Upon getting everything back, we are still an unstable mess
> Still, we got Azzy and she told us things about Jager, that she is a monster, yadda yadda
> Now we are trying to figure out how to solve the Mendel problem with Azzy's plan?

>>35763296
That... might work..

But can we pull off a Jager Nazi?

launch a fake counter attack and get "Captured" then kill Mendel until she dies from it?

like Azzy suggested?

>>35763296
>>35763063
We could pretend to be Yuuki. She wants that little fucker, right?

>>35763300
I did start a little late, sorry about that.

>Jager stole your rocks because of a hypnotic command.
> You did break her gauntlet, yes
> That was your body totally destabilized after losing your rocks. Your powers were too much for your body/reality to take and so you leaked purple.
>You are slowly becoming more stable, and are no longer leaking purple after getting your rocks back
> You got Azzy to comb through sleeping Jager's mind to find any more hypnotic commands or what have you, and she explained things about Jager maybe having some small problems after she gets better.
> Now you are trying to figure out how to deal with Mendel and Azzy gave you some ideas about what to do.

Good to have you with us

>>35763339
WE can pull of shonen protag. We cannot pull of Jager Nazi.. probably.

>>35763315
>>35763296

Soul pill filled with concentrated Jager essence. If we take that and flesh craft a good disguise, we might be able to pass for her.

Still, not sure if it's a good idea.

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>>35763363
THIS

just emulate pic

>>35763063

> Infiltration seems like a good first step.
> "Azzy, protect the shrine while I'm out. Bring Jager up to speed when she wakes up and be ready to mobilize people if I'm not back soon."
> Get a Jager pill if we can.

>>35763392
we... almost do.. already.

Right Shonen protag emulation sounds good.

>>35763042
>Attack a base as the shonen protag
Can we get his.. soul signature or other some sort of other soul society bullshit?

>>35763436
>MAX(5)Cloaking: You can hide yourself passively from observation. Beings beyond what you can imagine will not be able to detect your energy unless you wish it or they have absurd skill at detection. Your body can almost perfectly become invisible if you wish, though some focus is needed. You can also choose to emit energy similar to anyone you have studied, though some higher detections may reveal that something is off.

>>35763447
Well thank god some of us actually read the pastbins.

Looks like we have tied a shonen protag pretending and a Jager pretending, and something about a pagan godness coming up in third?

How about a secure vote? Please type the number, and only the number, of the option you want. Voting will close in five minutes NO Linking, quoting, justifications, punctuation, etc.

1 Pretend to be Jager and get caught
2 Pretend to be what's his face and get caught
3 Try and be a pagan god she may be interested in

>>35763469
2

>>35763469
>2 Pretend to be what's his face and get caught

2

2

2

>>35763481
>>35763483
>HQR players in charge of reading the voting instructions.

>>35763063

Azure, I'm having trouble understanding this train of logic. The plan is to get captured by Mendel, as either a person we are not or as ourselves. How then are we to escape Mendel in any way shape or form? How are we even supposed to fool her when you have explicitly equipped her with Risa scanners and anti-Risa tech? Moreover, how do we pass as someone else when you have explicitly told us our disguise shapeshifting is terribly insufficient for proper disguises?

I mean, maybe you see something I don't, but these baseline plans are all sounding like suicide missions. Mendel is Mendel, after all, and Mendel is strong. She knows our tricks while she has a never ending supply of new ones at her disposal.

Do you expect us to plan, here? Do you expect us to leap into action? I don't know what you want or expect or how you hope it will pan out for us.

>>35763500
Maybe its HMQ overlap

>>35763447

Didn't Mendel state herself that they detect Risa NOT through her direct signature, but rather how she affects the environment around her? Like they don't look for the signature directly because she can cloak it, but Risa can't cloak the subtle ripple effect her mere presence has on the environment? I remember her saying something along those lines when we first got the laser and got sucked into the Japanese underworld.

Unless we have some way of dampening that, we're only choosing how we conduct ourselves before we get captured for reals.

2

>>35763500
instructions are hard.

9

>>35763469
>>35763503

I'm always behind, it would seem. Tell me if these concerns are valid.

If not:
> 2

>>35763515
Simple, we don't cloak. She detects the after effect of our cloak, we don't use it. She won't be looking for an obvious Risa.

Closed Tallying

>>35763515
So... then we get close to her and kill her... still?

>>35763549
it was real close and 2 put up a valiant effort but Ralph Nader won (damn Florida)

>>35763560

We're past the point of this being a kicked hornets nest. I think Azure is so tired of hearing about Mendel that he hopes offering her up and showing just how easy killing her would have been had we concentrated or bothered thinking up a plan will make us rethink some of our criticisms. Either that or we're about to get hit terribly hard with the fact that while Mendel doesn't play with a full deck, the cards are still enormously stacked in her favor.

>>35763515
That was when we were trying to be completely 100% undetectable. Risa's cloaking works by emitting varied energy signatures and the 100% undetectable one makes reality 'ignore' her. That ignoring is what Mendel was detecting.

The plan here is to emit an energy signature that mimics Yuuki's energy.

If Mendel's Risa detection actually works as it was described, she can't use /that/ to detect us. I wouldn't put it past her to have something else already in mind, though.

>>35763549
Hey dude you still doing some sorta Halloween special?

You can catch the devil..'s dear acquaintance but you can't cage her... for long.

>>35763624
I'm hoping for either that or an Omake

>>35763624
You mean the Risa Schrodinger's Holloween Spooktacular? Yes, I am planning on it. Why?

>>35763653
Can Risa walk around as a skeleton or would she need to use illusions for that?

>>35763653
Does Risa get to meet the Harlem Globetrotters?

>>35763624
>>35763653

I presume that's why we are doing this now, to clear the air so we can enjoy it without leaving off on the abysmal cliff hanger of last session.

>>35763653
Was worried the whole "OH MAH GOD AZURE U R EBIL QM" guy would ruin the best holiday.

I plan on passing out candy while participating.

>>35763650
I... don't know what an Omake is...

>>35763653

Just curious, what would have happened had Risa not bothered getting her rocks back? Also, why were we able to move this time around?

>>35763710
Omake's are an anime thing. they're non-canon episodes.

For our Omake's, we have Risa in the actual Bleach world.

>>35763710
You see anon, when a man and woman love each other, physically, outside of a bar. They write a short non-canon thing that is usually for comedy.

>>35763710

Omake is a common thing in Japanese anime. It basically translates to an alternate universe, parody, or throw away episode that has little to do with the main plot of the story. They are usually tremendous fun [See Magical Girl Revvy].

>>35763738
Aaah okay yeah that'd be cool.

>>35763710
>Omake
Sidestory. We have (had) two choices:

1. Risa is a run of the mill shinigami.
2. Risa does canon.

We earned attention from Byakuya on the latter.

>>35763748
we left off the last one with us single-handedly saving Rukia, thinking that Yoruichi was our love child with Jager, and Aizen interrupting our mother-daughter bonding moment.

>>35763773

We also discovered that Risa is a horrible parent.

>>35763676
I have a pirate costume planned, but she can be a skeleton some too.
>>35763685
She meets someone, but not them
>>35763688
>>35763710
Pretty much. Wanted to end on a good note, so we can all have fun
>>35763724
She would have inked out. Because the rocks were separated from the universe, and your body still had energy that was leaking out.

Writing writing

>>35763746
Revy... as a magical girl? I.. need to google this.

>>35763773
Bitchin.

>>35763773
don't forget Raul Sixtythreeisa

>>35763773

I'm honestly still kind of floored that Byakuya appreciated Risa's advances in spite of her uncouth manner and less-than-stellar treatment of him and blatant support of anti-Soul Society hooligans.

>>35763794
>She meets someone, but not them
The Washington Generals?

>>35763820
No, it's a team made up of 6 Larry Birds

>>35763800
He did appreciate Ichigo is his own way when he came to rescue Rukia.

>>35763835
seems legit considering his rebellious firebrand youth.

>>35763794

So is that the human equivalent of bleeding out or dying?

Will Ink Squirt resurface as a 100 SPXP power?

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“I could pretend to be Yuuki, she said she was interested in him, right?” You wonder.

Asmodeus looks concerned. “Do you know how to do boys?” She asks.

“What’s his face was a boy?!” You ask. Then why did you say him? Come on Risa. Risa please.

Asmodeus looks concerned. “Well, what are you planning then?” She wonders.

“I will go in as him, and be all ‘Hey, let’s be friends yo. This shindig looks like the bombdiggity.’ And they will be all ‘Here is all of our secrets young lady’” man. “’man!’ I can mask my energy signature, and any violent time shifts can be explained away as something else.”

“You could say you got in a fight with you.” Asmodeus explains. “That would account for any tiny temporal anomalies you may make.”

“Yeah, I like this plan. This is a good plan.” You say.

Your body pops and cracks, and quickly you assume whatever he was called’s form. You look at your no longer gorgeous legs, and your now terrifically boring chest. You feel something awkward stick to you, and pull your pants forward and look down. “Now that can’t be right.” You say in stupid person’s voice.

Asmodeus glances down your pants and nods. “No, that is about right.”

“Pull the other one then. That just look weird” You conclude while putting your mess away. “Oi, if I just had a fight with, well, me, then wouldn’t I need to be all damaged?” You ask.

“A good point! Let me see.” Asmodeus sends out a pulse of twisted energy and your pants become uncomfortably-

“Now that is not supposed to do that. That is just all kinds of weird.” You say. Yes, it is weird. We get it. It is supposed to do that, stop making such a fuss about it or Mendel will catch on. Well, actually, you are a teenager so being obsessed with it might be par for the course really.
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Asmodeus positions herself just so and then sends a crimson glowing fist into your back. Blades carve chunks off of your body, and you feel like your skeleton is about to tear itself free from your body. This impact lasts for about five seconds, with your body slowly gaining those speed lines, but in the wrong direction. You get sent rocketing off into the sky and let out a scream as Asmodeus just gives you a gentle wave. You clip a mountain with your leg, and start spinning in your terrifyingly fast flight. You somehow gain speed, like someone bugged this bloody game, while descending back towards Japan. You slam into the ground and carve a deep trench into the earth that finally ends by the front door of what looks like a large building.

You knock, your energy mimicking Yuuki’s perfectly, despite knowing they know you are here from all the cameras outside. The door opens and you hold up a hand from the trench you are face first in. “Hello! I am Yuuki I want to join your team and save humanity!” You say stupidly. “Everything tastes like coins.”

The people in front of you pull out some devices, but they do not respond, so they pick you up and you see the sharply dressed military looking officers look you over. “You are Yuuki, right? What happened?”

You shake your head to avoid looking at the cartoon birds who are intent on distracting you. “I told Risa I didn’t like the way she was doing things, and I wanted to check you guys out. She didn’t like that idea.” You say.
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They look at each other and then to you. “Okay, come on in. We will take you to processing.” The soldier says leading you in.

“Say.” You ask looking around the metal tunnel “Where is your boss at anyway? It’s a man’s job to say hello to the chief, and show his stuff right?”

The soldiers look at each other. “Well, the director is very busy. She is coming to Japan soon to oversee some of the operations here, and we might be able to get you in to see her if our evaluation shows anything interesting.”

Seems like you made it inside.

Fantastic

Hollow Quest Redux 114 End.

Okay, here seems to be a good place to end for tonight! Sorry for the short thread but I am sort of tired of writing or something like that. Anyway, still around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc.
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>>35763871
It was similar, though not exactly it.

>>35764108
Thanks for running.

and I thought we bought toothy grin? Pastebin says otherwise though

>>35764108
And archived. Thanks for the thread.

>>35764127
Thanks for running dude. I look forward to Halloween shenanigans.

>>35764108

Well the phrase "I am tired of writing" is always troubling to hear. Don't go quitting on us yet, Azure. At least, I hope we aren't becoming so much of a burden as a player base that that thought is crossing your mind.

Remember we have to expose Mendel to the MENDEL DIE VIRUS aka CERO

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>>35764226
He's just pooped from running 2 days in a row.

to cheer AE up, here's an Amazon review of Dangerous Habits from a crazy person

>>35764236
>Remember we have to expose Mendel to the MENDEL DIE VIRUS aka CERO

Why don't we eat her?

>>35764287
the cero is the tendering process. Or is that all the kicking and the cero is the cooking part?

>>35764287
Probably a revenge trap.

Also, if we hate someone so much, do we really want them to be a part of us later on? Wouldn't it be a testament to our distaste of said person that we instead annihilated them on a fundamental level such that nobody is even sure that person existed in the first place?

>>35764324
She's got to be alive when we eat her though. Way more horrifying that way.

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>>35764148
Thanks for playing

Ah, I forgot to buy it. Will take care of it in a moment.
>>35764169
Oh, thank you for archiving it helps a lot! Thanks for playing too, that also helps quite a bit!
>>35764203
Thanks for playing. Fair warning I may be more drunk than usual and/or distracted by Rocky Horror Picture Show
>>35764226
Nah, sorry that was a poor way of phrasing. Just tired from two threads in a row.
>>35764236
She has twelve cures for it! And Robot organs to make it better! You don't know her science!
>>35764281
ha ha ha, lovely
>>35764287
That is sort of lewd, isn't it?

>>35764393
>Points at crazy kid with a lot of belts.
We've eaten someone who actually killed our loved ones. Wait.. loved? Nah.. just.. liked a lot... probably.. that's.. not love is it?

>>35764393
Like we did with afrogami. Didn't eat him, just applied gravity powers until he became one with the dirt.

>>35764281

Maybe that's the case. But I couldn't blame him if he was tired in another way. If you've never run a game, you may not realize the energy and expectations that go into building a world piece by piece. Over time, you get attached to not only the PCs, but to the set pieces, the NPCs, the locations, the plot, and sudden shifts in that dynamic that you have to make specifically to accommodate players is exhausting. I don't know what Azure was planning before with ripping out our inside parts and then bringing down Armageddon, but something tells me it wasn't what just happened. More likely, he dulled the knives on this one for fear of further beating the wasps nest of his player base. Now, I won't say the previous scenario was a good thing, but bending the world over for other people is an exhausting concession to make. It throws off your flow in a certain way and that can be difficult to recover from.

I might be wrong and thinking too much. I do that a lot. But the phrase "I'm tired of X or something" is along that vague line that concerns me, as I've been there before and it doesn't spell good things for a game.

>>35764450
But Mendel bits.. might teach us to science!

That Afrogami had shit rapping skills. Nothing to be gained.

>>35764450
You know, we could do both. I mean, first we slowly pulverize her mortal form. Then we get mean with the soul.

>>35764474

Either that or her last Mendel hack will allow herself to sustain her existence as a parasite in Risa's soul. This, of course, will result in an epic knife fight showdown on top of a train between Monologue and Ego Mendel, from which only one can walk away.

>>35764528
I'm reasonably sure that would lead to us watching Monologue rape Mendel in our brain.

>>35764470
>I might be wrong and thinking too much.

I agree.

>>35764543

Monologue is a scholar and a gentleman... though also a terrible pervert... Still, I'd like to think his standards are above Mendel, or that she at least forms a kind of weird hole in his targetting zone.

>>35764587
>Monologue
>Standards
Pick one.

>>35764470
So what quest did you run?

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>>35764476

I propose we experiment with pocket dimensions and explore the practical applications of random teleportation.

Pic related.

>>35764587
>his

>>35764632
We literally have pocket dimensions.. in our pockets. Also Swedish fish. I'd say we've got those things down.

>>35764632
Not with Loki's eye please, that was a pretty damn good trophy.

>>35764632
upgrade the pants to cargo pants?

>>35764677
I think the implication was with Mendel's various body parts.

>>35764631

It was a real life campaign. In a way less difficult than herding a crowd of rotating strangers over the internet. In other ways it was much more difficult.

Actually, one of the major problems I ran across was fairly similar to Azure's case. I let them pick a fight with an enemy they couldn't win against. A demon lord to be specific. Demons were all over their ass in no time and some bad things happened to them. Not "you're love interest punched out your important bits" bad, but they hit enough low points to where they started getting irate. They couldn't figure out how to hurt their enemy, and terrible things kept happening.

In the end, I sold out the plot continuity to appease their bruised egos and never really recovered. It didn't help that my party more or less turned into a bullying circle afterward. It also didn't help that real life concerns were beating me down like a runaway semitruck. It was a terrible time in my life, all around, and all I could think for a year was "I'm so damn tired. Why am I even bothering?"

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What would Risa's halloween costume be?

I could something like pic

>>35764851
Naah. Might Spark Jager's Nazi bits.. and that'd just be awful.

Risa seem's more like the type to go as the doctor and run around saving people from children dressed as monsters.

>>35764870
her nazi bits should be seeping back into her already I think..?

>Mendel unlocked part of her humanity for a while, a massive chunk of it really. It was left sealed behind some mental doors she had, but now the doors are unlocked and the influence of her humanity may creep out. I am not certain what the long term effects of her humanity creeping into her soul may be, not even if it will bode well for you of if it will bode ill.”

>>35764933
I know but that might exacerbate it. We need to either remove.. or.. moderate or.. I don't know that's just worrying.

>>35764851
Ha ha, as of this time I had something made that shows quite a few people in halloween outfits. Look forward to it!

Risa is a pirate

>>35764947
aside from the oath and trying to kill us, Nazi Jager was pretty chill and more receptive to Risa as a romantic partner than standard Jager

>>35764947
>>35764990
I think the answer here is that Jager needs to ease into it, and that both parts need to accept the other. It keeps getting forced, and that seems to be the greater issue.

>>35765105
I think you Might.. be right.. but it's still iffy...

Risa is still apparently missing something very important... and we forgot to ask Azzy what it was... she usually knows these things.

>>35765184
a penis?

>>35765227
What's that?

>>35765235
I think its a breakfast cereal

more of a cinnamon toast crunch guy myself

>>35765347
>Not eating a proper English breakfast

Why don't you just spit in Risa's mouth while you're at it? We can compromise a little for Jager, but eating a Yank breakfast? That's where I draw the line.

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>>35765539
I sleep in so I skip breakfast more often than not

also
>getting black pudding in the States, especially the flyover state I live in.

Well shit, missed the whole thread. I figured it would have run a lot earlier in the afternoon and stopped checking.

In any case, I'd really be unsatisfied if the way we take down Mendel is because she inexplicably bothered to show up anywhere in person and didn't have Mendelbots or holograms.

Like it'd just feel as if she'd be letting us win.