Brigitte nods thoughtfully. “Dat be true, dey do be havin ya in a bad place. Meybbe I can be helpin a sista out, mmm?”

She looks over at you. “Ya give me de baron, no questions axed, for tree night. I take de little one too, and deir plane. It be leavin ya short I know, but ya be havin dat new witch, she be takin up some of de slack. When dey come back, I be able to work wit NAVSPECWAR an JSOC an we meybbe pull one over on dem, oui?”

Ice looks doubtful at the suggestion, and Brigitte shrugs. “All I be offerin ya is a way out. It be up to ya to take it or leave it.”

Ice looks at you. “What do you think, Frank?”

[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
[] Sounds like a long shot, at best.

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
As Cain would say, a slight chance of success is infinitely better than one of certain DOOOOOM

>>35823324
[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
When all you have is a hammer...

>>35823281
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.

>for the night
hue

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
this do the mission she wanted right

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
Worth a try.
And now officially all Bishop Siblings is member of SOF community if this come through.

>>35823324
>[X] Sounds like a good deal to me.

Hell, I'd do this for free. Plus it gives us an excuse to stall Merlin's transfer.

>>35823324
>Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>35823324
>[x] Sounds like a good deal to me.
Brigitte wouldn't do us wrong.
R..right?

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
>"Just let me get my whistle ready."

>>35823324
>[x] Sounds like a good deal to me.
>Ask if Brigitte will supply adequate 'protection'

>>35823343
Tanna, sir?

>>35823381
She would do us, though.

>>35823324
>[x] Sounds like a good deal to me.

Having friends at JSOC can go a long way.

>>35823324

[] Sounds like a long shot, at best.

>>35823324
>[X] Sounds like a good deal to me.

Surely NATO can hold the lines for the three nights (or is that just one night?) we are gone, right?

>>35823381
At very worst, Bridgitte doing this with good faith.

Whether its work or not its another matter.

>>35823381
Brigitte is the one advocating for Harem Route. Screwing over Fronk isn't in her best interests, either.

>>35823391
This, but plug Merlin's ears first.

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>35823391
>implying she wants protection

>>35823421
>implying Merlin don't know about such thing already

She might not a lewd girl, but damned if she don't know about these thing already.

>>35823324

[] Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.

Ice needs that hug

>>35823324
>[X] Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>35823431
but frank dose

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a long shot, at best.
feels like we're still kinda over reacting

>>35823443
frank has no choice

>>35823436
Oh, I know that, but I would think it in character, given how much Frank dotes on her.

>>35823416
ah yes...best girl

>>35823455
he is gonna need the whistle then

>>35823455
But how are we supposed to hit Strigon's airbase without some measure of protection?

>>35823324
>[x] Sounds like a good deal to me.
Brigitte's has been dealing in good faith with Spellcaster squadron in the past and she seems to know her stuff.

>>35823460
>Tank Witches
>SOF operator
>Ebony
My only Grief that Bridgitte is on Fronks route.

If she is on Jake's it'd be nice to see her lewds with Tops and Tahira.

>>35823476
>the rape whistle
>not an aphrodesiac for witches

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
WElp, a shot is a shot

>>35823501
What about Wittman?

thaw the bitchiness out of her

>>35823508
I still can't get over the rape whistle being a voodoo fetish
I wasn't sure that planefag would have the same spark when he came back but by god he does

>>35823501
>Jake/Top/P-L
>not Jake/Wittmann and Top/P-L

>>35823530
I think that bitch needs to take a RPG

>>35823549

>Not including Sushi

>>35823530
She has to watch the delicious brown witches go at it with envy. It's a punishment for her bitchiness.

maybe Bridgitte likes getting cat calls

>>35823530
>>35823549
>Not wanting all-chocolates dine.

>>35823561
She just need a rescue romance by Jake in Shining Achilles.

>>35823568
Sushi has Siegel, silly.

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a good deal to me.
Lets not tell here we probably would have done her favor anyway.

>>35823561
Your /r9k/ is showing

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>>35823501
no fuck that shes coming with!

>>35823538
>fetish
hue

>>35823561
>I think that bitch needs to take a RPG
Oh, so that's what we call Jake's "main armament now?

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>all the bitching in the previous thread about orders

We're a United States Navy fighter pilot. When we joined, we swore an oath to follow the lawful orders of all officers appointed over us. There's nothing unlawful about this. Stop being whining cunts and deal with it like men.

>Pic entirely related.

ya know at the end of this quest frank and his family are all gonna have the CMH

>>35823603
woh lets not use that word!

>>35823625
this guy gets it!

>>35823324
>[] Sounds like a long shot, at best.

>>35823625
I prefer to called it 'Kinetic Penetrator' though.

>>35823647
"Long Rod Penetrator"?

>>35823654
Long Tom

>>35823647
Huh. You know, wasn't Jake's original unit called "Pants' Penetrators" or something to that effect?

...oh, good one, Maus.

>>35823693
Penetrators, IIRC.

>>35823629
No one seems to think that Merlin is acting entitled or spoiled, when her abilities outside of a Witch (her RIO training and her scientific aptitude) are called on, she stamps her feet and whines that she doesn't want to.

I really think we're enabling some bad behavior here.

>>35823757
You know what? You're right. She is acting entitled and spoiled. She's in a military organization. It's not up to her to make use of her talents and abilities effectively, it's up to her leadership. If they think that's back at the States, then so be it. We'll get another RIO. Either they'll be good enough, or they won't. End of story.

Is there a predrawn picture of this Davis or did I miss it?

Also, what if Davis is an honest to god fan and this is her Make-A-Wish wish?

>>35823799
>>35823757
>>35823629
Madsamefag.jpg

>>35823808
That would be feels.

>>35823821
Looks like it.

>>35823821
>>35823831
YEP!

>>35823629
>implying enlisted soldier won't whine all of the time.
Retarded orders is retarded, no matter if its lawful or not. Low rank might got no choice to follow it, but you won't stop their whine.

>>35823821
Not really.
Just because it's an ugly truth you don't want to hear, doesn't make it a samefag or untrue.

>>35823799
>>35823757
>>35823629

Response: Witch Privilege. It lets you get away with almost anything. Including what Longstreet is currently trying to do.

>>35823821

Sure buddy.

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[x] Sounds like a good deal to me.

“Sounds like a good deal to me.” You say, shrugging. “Still leaves us Davis, though.”

Ice nods. “I can't just send her home, but if Merlin isn't leaving, I can't keep her here.” She says, then waves that away. “It's whatever. I'll handle it.”

“What about Joseph?” Wendy asks. “Isn't he to be leaving soon for Annapolis?”

Ice nods. “Yeah but that means he's still a couple years out of flight, even if he gets fast tracked. He's no help, even if he does eventually end up here. Don't worry about it, I'll handle it regardless. You three need to get back down to the pad, I don't want you caught up here if the raiders show back up, ok? Get going. Brigitte, sticking around for a second? I need to talk.”

Brigitte nods- you catch it out of the corner of your eye as you stand up and pick Merlin up, depositing her on your shoulders, while Wendy opens the door.

“So it that why you were as short with Matron Longstreet as you were?” She asks, once you're safely down the hall- the Japanese witch's unnerving gaze following you. You nod.

“Yeah. She's been trying to play dirty to get what she's wanted the entire time, it's getting old by this point.” You say. “She's going after Ice to get us.”

Wendy nods. “It seems, though, you've got friends who will go to great lengths to keep you here. That must be nice.”

[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
[] Of course it is. That's how we work, Wendy.

>>35823848
Except it's really not true?

>>35823851
>Witch Privilege
I remember when /tg/ railed against Witch Privilege and how they were suppressing the knowledge of Gnomes.

And now, /tg/ abuses it at every opportunity and voluntarily suppresses technological advances which would give our side an edge in the current and potentially upcoming war.

>>35823864
>[X] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
>[] Of course it is. That's how we work, Wendy.
I don't see why both cannot be used

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

You are part of the harem too, silly.

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>>35823821
>>35823832
>>35823837
>>35823848

>>35823864
>[x] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
nobody fucks with franks family

>>35823864
[x] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823864
>You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
>>35823799
Except it isn't the leadership making the decision, it's a single assblasted Matron using every favor she can drawn out her withered cooch to pull an important combat asset out of the front so that she can throw her at some project that can't provide any useful results in order to make herself a fancy-looking resume

>>35823884
Welcome to politics.

>>35823864
>[X] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823884
Yes, those great technological advances that instantly pop out of Merlin's ass and don't take years of r&d, testing and the like before they even reach production stages, much less widespread use.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
"one of this day we'll think some comeback for that L...L..Lay Malloy or whatever."

>>35823884
>would give our side an edge
Which still doubtful at best, and in that regard she potentially compromise an active unit combat capabilities.
Dr. light and Sokolov have better chance of giving USA edge all she needs.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

Give her a noogie/headpat to emphasize the point

Man the Longstreet apologists are even worse than Longstreet, almost.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
>>35823974
Do this if she questions it.

>>35823947
>Yes, those great technological advances that instantly pop out of Merlin's ass and don't take years of r&d, testing and the like before they even reach production stages, much less widespread use.
They kind of did, with how quickly Merlin's magical storage technology is getting adopted.
Sure, it's not weeks, but it is mere months before seeing them used in limited production in elite units like ours, and in the Ghosthawk of PJ Witches.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
>[] Of course it is. That's how we work, Wendy.

>>35823864
>[x] Of course it is. That's how we work, Wendy.

>>35823831
Honestly I don't mind Davis coming into the squadron or even that she's trying to become Frank's RIO. She may have completed her time at the academy so she may possibly understand sparkle theory more than Merlin making her one of the best candidates for understanding or testing out how the hell Frank and Merlin's talent works by being a control group. As silly as it sounds when dealing with magic.

The problem is that Longstreet is trying to force a solution out of this whole entire thing when this is a situation that requires a more delicate touch. She could've easily sent Davis to observe and be a mediary. Even if she was suspected to be a spy that wouldn't be something detrimental to the group. Longstreet is working for the long term goal, but she sabotages her own efforts by being too hard handed.

>>35823983
how did she send people to our wor- oh god we are going to go SRW soon

>>35823864
>[x] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.
You're one of us kid.

>>35823983
>Longstreet apologists
to think they are exist is a miracle unto itself.

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35823983
please stop projecting your issues onto a fictional woman, anon

>>35823864

[X] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35824010
A sensible post after a while.
Let me cheers for you, anon.

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>>35823983
But I'm not an apologist, you cunt. I never said she's in the right. I never said she was cool, or not wrong, or she hasn't done anything wrong.

Merlin is being whiny and spoiled, and we're enabling her to do so. This is a fucking military, and witch privilege can only extend so far before someone says "Enough is fucking enough."

>>35824005
Sure; but that's got zilch to do with what Longstreet wants to do.

To get useful tech advances we need Merlin humping an R&D lab at C-V/Lockheed/Boeing, not scoring Longbitch political brownies at Annapolis.

>>35824015
>the base is attacked by zakusII backed up by red tank witches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvNX92x8eoM

>>35823864
>[] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

>>35824010

A sensible and well thought out post?

Who are you and what have you done to anon?

>>35824010
I think O'Hare mention that while pursuing her goals which will benefit American witches she inadvertently set them back decades due to alienation of certain groups

>>35824005
That's two units out of the entire US military and they are both super secret/hi-tech testbed units already. Most of the equipment was built by Merlin herself or by people just as/nearly as smart. To find a way to make it reliably mass produced is going to take years.

We should ask Psychomoto what she thinks.

>>35824047
Merlin haters are even worse than the Longstreet apologists.

>>35824068
It's probably someone from the cabal. The unwashed masses can't possibly be that level headed.

>>35824005
And we still don't know what the problems with the Hammer space tech will be and don't say there will be none, it's bleeding edge tech there is bond to be issues.

>>35824100
Go back to pooping

>>35824047
But Longsheet uses that privilege way more then Merlin does who may not even be considered a witch.

Though she does need to cut off the cake.

>>35824090
Pointing out character flaws isn't being a hater.

>>35824090
JUST LIKE GAMERGATE!

>>35824084
Not to mention risk studies. What happens if you toss a live grenade into one? What happens to the contents if the casing is damaged to varying degrees?

>>35824132
Oh don't you start.

>>35824088
>RAPERAPERAPE

>>35824088
>Why don't you just stab the cunt?

Do you really think she'll say anything else?

>>35824132
Halaxis pls

>>35824149
Shamefur dispray!

>>35824049
>To get useful tech advances we need Merlin humping an R&D lab at C-V/Lockheed/Boeing, not scoring Longbitch political brownies at Annapolis.
I don't know, the testing facilities at Patuxent seem to be one of the best in the nation for naval testing of new systems.
Particularly of the magical storage systems.

>>35824172
Won't know until we ask, will we? She could be perfectly reasonable, and just look insane.

>>35824210
Or she IS insane but know when to hide it.

>>35824206
Except for the whole, Longstreet wants her there so she can immediately poach her and not let her actually do any of that kind of work thing.

>>35824073
Mainly I think that Longstreet's been involved in the ugly side of witch politics for too long so she made the mistake of defaulting to aggressive dealing and leverage when it came to Spellcaster squadron. If she simply apologized (falsely or otherwise) to Merlin and made a more passive inquiry into Merlin's abilities when they first came up at worst she'd have at worse a tense relationship with the squadron rather than outright hostility. Even now she could've made a move that would somewhat patch things up. She's basically using a power play over and over again despite the fact that a simple admission of fault (that loses her nothing) and would help everyone involved.

It's kind of sad really, but that's politics for you.

ok since we stopped the transfer we she focus on the number one mission of this quest

Operation Harem

>>35824278
I think we're at the point of no-return with her.

Unless she can whip up something that we can use or benefit the squadron then I doubt Merlin or Frank will forgive her.

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Playing devil's advocate here.

Davis may be just as effective as Merlin, if not moreso. Davis may or may not be an ardent Longstreet supporter.

Until we give her a shot, we can't make any judgements about her beforehand. She may indeed be an innocent party in all this.

And besides, why can't we poach her for ourselves? What's her excuse for not having a pilot assigned to her? Why can't Spellcaster or another unit near the front get one of these kinds of witches?

What if Fronk and Merlin are so effective primarily because they combine the best of witchcraft and steelwings? If saddling a witch and a pilot together can consistently produce results, why aren't more people doing it? It could become standard practice.

>>35824088
>Oh god Frank Bishop is right there.
>Shit he's so cool. I can't stop shaking.
>Uhm. Crap. I need to say something.
>Shit. SHIT. I'm making that stupid face again!
>He probably thinks I'm insane or something.
>Mother, please help! What do I do?!
>Please notice me sempai!

>>35824290
Harem is haraam.

Besides, none of the girls actually want to share.

>>35824290
i am to tired to type it needs to be
should focus
not she

>>35824307
>Notice me Senpai

Lost it.

>>35824307
>forgot to turn off my gnome and woke up covered in witches

>>35824307
I have no problem adopting Davis as our fourth little sister. The problem is Longstreet.

>>35824172
"Why don't you just stab the cunt?"

You ever met anyone who actually thinks this way? I did. Back when my younger bro and sis were still in high school they had an exchange student from Holland. He was a fun guy, we invited him over to parties, etc.

At one such party the group was discussing a particularly shitty schoolmate who had done something awful. Everyone's like "fuck that guy!"

Exchange student busts out the Taking-It-To-The-Next-Level disagreement, says "We should just burn his fucking house down." Offers to go get some gasoline, wanted to do it right then. Was fucking TOTALLY SERIOUS.

Made sure to never piss him off.

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>>35824307
The problem ain't Davis, it's Longstreet.

>Shit. SHIT. I'm making that stupid face again!
>He probably thinks I'm insane or something.
That's a good one.

>>35824307
This must happen!

I want to see Psychomoto and Kenji family bonding.

I imagine Psychomoto will push for lewds between Him and Merlin

>>35824415
and then the headpats the poor girl will explode

>>35824307
I got no preoblem with Davis since for now she is unknown qualities yet.

If Longstreet just send her to us to alternate with merlin, i think all anon will cool with that.

>>35824435
Natlya and Stalinka are good examples

>>35824446

I'd have been cool with it.

Its the total replacement that I have a fucking beef with. Imagine the shitstorm if after changing fronk gets shot down.

...I actually wanna see this what if.

>>35824453
I don't recall if Frank ever headpat Natlya yet.

>>35824307
The problem isn't with Davis, it's that she's just being used by Longstreet as an excuse to take Merlin off the front and put her to work as a political tool

>>35824472
Once. She didn't really get what it was for.

>>35824307
Like the others have said, Davis ain't the problem, hell I'd be all for finding her a pilot and steelwing to ride alongside us and the sherks, but the problem is Longstreet.

Davis is being used as a pawn by Longcunt, so she's unfortunately collateral damage by Stretchedcunt's actions.

If we can get Davis on our team and deal with Pulledflaps, then that's great.

>>35824488
>Longcunt
>Stretchedcunt
Is this how we refer to Shitstreet now? Just escalate until you can't even tell that it's Shitstreak that you're talking about?

>>35824488
stick to one fucking name!

>>35824488
Heck, if the point of failure was Merlin's stamina instead of Fronk's health she'd be a downright godsend

>>35824613
>"I am no longer Schlongsheet." The ancient matron dropped some of the planets she was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Longslit, of the Darkmeal."

>>35824659
I'm still willing to test if she's the real deal or not.

>>35824668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCly_SN1As

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[x] You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.

You laugh, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and pulling her in for a sort of side-on hug. “You think you don't? You're one of us now, don't forget.” You say, and she seems to pick up a bit at that.

“It's just- I'm not used to it. Sorry, sir.” She says, somewhat sheepishly.

You laugh again, letting her go. “Don't apologize! It's fine, we get it. But you are with us, now, and don't have to worry about it like you used to, you'll always have a place with the unit, ok?”

She nods, but you're not quite sure she gets it. “I mean it, Wendy. No one's going to fuck with you, not and get away with it. You're safe here, ya know? Well,” You amend. “As safe as you can be when you're in a combat unit.”

She nods again. “Do you- I mean, if it's not trouble, do you think we can do something for my birthday?” She asks, quietly, but kind of hopefully. “I understand if we can't, what with supplies and everything, but-”

She shakes her head. “I know it's silly, but I haven't had a real birthday party since I was ten. I always had extra duty or classes or something assigned to me in the academy, and in the squadrons, it was the same, so I never really had a chance.”

1/2

>>35824488
Boganpost spotted

>>35824719
>She shakes her head. “I know it's silly, but I haven't had a real birthday party since I was ten. I always had extra duty or classes or something assigned to me in the academy, and in the squadrons, it was the same, so I never really had a chance.”

I...what...wtfffffff

“N-nothing?” Merlin asks, and Wendy shakes her head.

“Well, one year I did get a cupcake from a bakery off base a few days before, and saved that.” She says, smiling. “That was a good year. The squadron maintenance unit let me have an office in the hangar and let me take a nap.”

“That doesn't sound like much of a birthday.” You say. She shrugs, a smile returning to her face.

“It seemed amazing, sir.” She said. “It came at a low point, for me, and helped me carry on. I think I should have resigned, had they not let me have that.”

“Well, I can't promise you anything, but I'm sure I'm not going to be the only one that's all for giving you a proper birthday celebration.” You say, feeling Merlin's weight shift as she nods.

“Thank you, sir.” Wendy says, actually hugging you as you stop next to their seats- Katya, who was reading by the maintenance lights, looks up briefly and quirks an eyebrow.

“Everything is going well?” She asks, as Wendy sits down.

[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824736
whazzis about bogans cunt?

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>>35824668
I love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4

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>Maybe I'll laugh a little, like mother used to do, try and lighten the mood a bit.
>Oh crap, that sounded really creepy!
>Oh man, I think I scared Merlin!
>S-s-sorry Merlin!
>Forgive me sempai!
>Crap. Okay. Calm down. Breathing. Breathing. Like in the dojo. Find my inner peace. Find my inner peace. Yup. I am calm, collected...

And all Frank and company see is her laughing creepily, and then staring blankly into space, stock still.

>>35824719
Wendy asks for special Birthday dinner = Pineapple Salad

ALLOFMYNOES.jpeg

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

Any other answer is fucking heresy.

>>35824758
>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

Pick up the wendy.

Make aeroplane noises.

She deserves it.

>>35824719
......MURDER ALL THE TEA DRINKERS!

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

She needs a birthday.

>>35824686
So am I, but not on the fucking front in live combat, that shit is what should have been done at Barin, and Longcunt lost her opportunity there, so fuck her if she thinks she can play with the lives of our squadron and the people we protect on the front.

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

We must get the biggest cake we can get on this theater.

>>35824758
>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
>“I know it's silly, but I haven't had a real birthday party since I was ten."
That's it, fuck the birthday, she's getting a birthWEEK!

>>35824758
[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824758
[X] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824758
[x] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824796

do it

>>35824796
THIS

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>>35824758
>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

I want to kill all the brits now

>>35824758
>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah. we're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.
It's happening. Birthday!

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824796
Not just Wendy. Evey good fighter needs a Rio. Double witch time!

>>35824758
>[x] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

>>35824767
Bogans are only a short step up from the average Australian, in that they provide humour. The rest are just unfunny, irrelevant shits concerned about boat people and hoping they might someday matter in their corner of the globe.

>>35824758
I BET YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE BIRTHDAYS FOR ALL YOUR CHARACTERS! AND THE CURRENT DATE IN QUEST!

>>35824758
>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

>>35824758

>No party
>not even a fukken cake or friends/family to celebrate it with

THAT'S FUCKING IT. WE'RE GOING BACK TO MUNICH AND MAKING WENDY A STEAKCAKE. WITH AS MANY STACKS RUSTY HAS LEFT.

AND WE'RE INVITING RUSTY TOO.

IT'S TIME TO GO FULL FUCKING BIRTHDAY. THE WHOLE BASE IS GONNA BIRTHDAY LIKE IT'S 1989 OR WE DIE TRYING

>>35824758
[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.
PARTY PARTY

>>35824758
>[x] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah. We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

He strikers are Tornadoes right? A Cake in the shape of a Tornado or perhaps a L 85?

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>>35824781
This is the greatest thing ever.

>>35824758
>>35824796
Do it

>>35824849
Malaysia stronk right?

>>35824758

>[] Better than it was an hour ago, yeah.
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.
Except it's not just a "birthday", it's gonna be a full-on, balls to the wall, birthWEEK

>>35824758
>>35824796
make it so

>>35824758
>[] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

I swear to god, Ghost, if you screw us over on this...

>>35824849
Keep on thinking that irrelevant anon.

>>35824871
Nobody strong. Your neighborhood is a cesspool.

>>35824891

>blowing out candles

>AIR RAID

>cake is bombed when we return

>>35824900
Indeed it is, why do you think we hate all our neighbors except for our vassals the sheepfuckers?

>>35824784
Don't you mean Grandma?

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>>35824781
What in the fuck was that?

>>35824796
Voting this up

Quick gifts for Wendy.

Give her an extremely long scarf like from Doctor Who. Brits love Doctor Who!

I wonder if their witches in Doctor who?

Sarah Jane in Strikers?

>>35824853
>WHOLE BASE IS GONNA BIRTHDAY LIKE IT'S 1989
You fucking know it. The Russians will see us partying so hard they will defect to decadent capitalist West in the hope they will some day party half as hard as we did. The RAF witches will hear reports of our partying and will spit take tea everywhere while shitting bricks.

>>35824910
And then every Russian that was part of this raid died.

>>35824946
Proof that madness is the best muse

>>35824796
fuck it. let's do it

>>35824946
The best worst fanfiction ever to be conceived by us mere fuckspawn.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35825004
We pick up Wendy, carry her on our shoulders making plane noises...

ROFLMAO.jpeg

Put her down. Turn to Merlin. Her face is shrouded in shadows - but it shouldn't be. And there is a black and purple miasma writhing unnaturally around her body. We can hear ominous thunder from somewhere....

Merlin yandere mode achievment unlocked

W E N D Y
A
I
F
U

WHY DOES IT FIT ARGH THE LETTERS TELL ME ABOUT THE LETTERS WHAT DO THE LETTERS MEAN?

They mean Wendy is destined for Waifu.

>>35824967
And the ones who thought it up, every person who had anything to do with setting it up and anyone who even did so much as cook a meal for them before the poor bastards all got killed.

>>35824910
>Wendy sees the bombed out cake.
>Carefully picks at a bit of icing stuck on the table.
>"... happy birthday to me..."
>She's on her knees, crying the most she's ever cried in her life.
>She's mumbling in between sobs about how we're the best friends she ever had.
>It's an absolutely depressing night for Spellcaster. Morale at rock bottom.
>Frank wakes up in the middle of the night to someone stooping over his bunk.
>"Thank you... Frank."
>"I love you so much."

>>35824849
>implying bogans are better than the average australian

>>35825068
No, you put Merlin on Wendy on fronk. Make a triplane.

>>35825100
I will gut you

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>>35825068
Put one on each shoulder, P-82 Twin Mustang time!

>>35825147

I love those.

Free kills in War Thunder!

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>>35825100
dude

>>35825102
They allowed straya quest to exist, which is more than the average aussie has ever given to the world.

>>35825196
Normal aussies built a tractor beam. Bogans have not.

New witch RIO arrives. She's too big to put up on our shoulders and run around carrying her while making plane noises

Those feels bro

>>35825100
Wonderful!

>>35825196
But did a bogan write straya quest? I'm an average Aussie, aren't I?

>off-topic shitposting

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>>35825100
what the fuck man

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>>35825244
>That feel when your new RIO is too big to carry around on your shoulders
>That feel when your old RIO has grown up and you can't carry her on your shoulders.
>That feel when you are too old to carry your RIO on your shoulders.

>>35825286

Now imagine if we were talking after the war, after the undocumented gnome-cancer starts taking a 75 year old Frank's sight and thoughts away from him.

Why haven't you called your grandparents today, anon?

>>35825327
Because they're dead

>>35825286
>that feels when you are carrying your RIO children in your shoulder

>>35825327
My grandmother thinks I'm my father whenever I talk to her or see her, even if I've told her who I am not literally three minutes ago. It's depressing as fuck and while I love her, it's hard to handle.

>>35825327
And on that guilt trip, I'm passing out. Night everyone. Thanks Ghost!

>>35825327
>Why haven't you called your grandparents today, anon?
Because Stalin had them executed.

>>35825395
>>35825335

Were you close/Do you feel close to them?

>>35825412
Not really, never got to talk to them much

>>35825372

You're doing a good thing, Anon. I'm here for you.

>>35825327
Mine are long at peace, and can no longer be troubled by the problems of this world. I do miss them.

>>35825372
I understand your situation. It happened to me as well.

>>35825412
Never met them, they were killed long before I was born so I feel nothing about them really.

>>35825275
Normal aussie would have had nothing to work with if it weren't for the bogans

>>35825327
Because they're either dead, or they've gone so far down the road of dementia that they literally cannot speak or even eat on their own.
Living till 110 doesn't mean much if you're no longer aware of anything around you.

My Mother's Mother was the last one. She died 12 years ago. Aunt and cousin made the funeral a fucking mockery. When Aunt died refused to attend funeral. Now a social pariah to whole family. Hardly ever get invited to holiday events now.

>>35825327
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8285

Somehow I couldn't help but think of this. Considering Witches don't age as fast.

>>35825488
That's like saying Hitler would have been a nice guy if not for the Jews...

>>35825504
Assisted suicide should be an option. If it had been, my mother wouldn't still be suffering from the after effects of chemotherapy for her breast cancer two years out, and she could have gone out without suffering.

Or, you know, legalize fucking weed so even if it is a placebo effect, she still feels better.

>>35825522
Kancolle girls don't age because they're all rusting at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

>>35825522
Nagato best boat

>>35825542
Funny, today at Public Speech class, someone made an informative speech about medical marijuana, and his mother also died due to the effects of chemotherapy

>>35825522
They do, it's just that the oldest witch we've seen had some of her aging taken off.

>>35825547
A whole new meaning to old and busted

>>35825611
Chemotherapy: A ponzi scheme literally designed to kill, but leech money from thousands before they die.

>>35825624
Tabitha's Grandmother aged very well.

So did Georgette

>>35825127
>Wendy loves Frank, but she can see that everyone else in the squadron loves him too.
>She can't bring herself to compete with them. She's just far too nice to try.
>If they asked her if she wanted to try, she'd just politely turn them down, let them have him.
>It's alright. After all, why would a person like Frank Bishop go for a girl like her?
>Besides, they've fought with him far longer than she has. They've been through thick and thin together..
>She's just an interloper, the new squad member.
>It's alright. Everything will be alright, just as it has always been.
>And yet, in her dreams, she cries out for Frank Bishop. She wants to be with him.
>She dreams about sharing a small little cottage in the countryside with him.
>No war. No fighting. No military. No witchcraft.
>Just her and Frank Bishop, together.
>She hates how everything is so damn unfair.
>She was okay with her life before he came into it. She could deal with the subtle harassment, the whispers behind her back, the bullshit she had to deal with. It was tough, but she soldiered through it. Nothing mattered. She just had to get through another day.
>Now she's got this feeling in her chest all the time, she can't focus on anything else. She's scared. Scared of losing everything.
>Every time she tries to help Frank the only way she can, or show how much she appreciates him and his hard work, he keeps telling her to cut it out, it's fine, you're one of us now and all that.
>He's so... nice to her.
>She hates how she was treated in Britain. She hates all those bitches at the academy. She hates the Soviets for starting this stupid war, but most of all, she hates herself for being such a selfish-minded person right now.
>Wendy Maloney loves Frank Bishop, and she doesn't know what to do about it.

>>35825278
I just want to hug Wendy and tenderly make love to her under the covers in the darkIt's a selfish wish.

>>35825424
Well, that's sad in a way, but if you're okay, you're okay.

>>35825432
It's okay to miss them, man. Nice of you to remember them once in a while.

>>35825468
That's also kind of sad, but if you're okay, that's cool.

>>35825504
Man, that's fucked up. Sorry for your, and their loss.

>>35825522
The feels on the bus go round and round.

>>35825542
I've seen what weed does to people and I would rather suffer than to have my mind slowly drained away by how it make you dumb permanently.
>>35825591
Sorry, but Tenryuu is the best ship girl.

>>35825666
DEVIL BEGONE

she joins the harem

>>35825684
>not knowing about the various strains of weed designed to be low in the shit that gets you high and be high in the shit that's medically sound
>"abluh hoo hoo your/your family member's suffering is nothing!"

Say that when you have to carry your mother to the fucking bathroom so she can try to take a piss, but can't, because her pancreas is eating itself, you fucking cunt.

>>35825697
Wendy would refuse a harem. Nearly all of the girls would: they have more self respect than the sharkwitches do

>>35825666
Satan plz. Group hug is the solution. Or group sex.

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>>35825666
I get so much mileage out of these in these threads

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>>35825666
stop that

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>>35825739

>>35825723
Maybe. But sometimes I think they all just want to temporarily declare a truce, tie Frank to a bed and screw his brains out and then pretend like it didn't happen.

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>>35825739
Got your back, Anon.

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[x] Everything's going good! We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.

“Everything's going good!” You say, taking a folding chair of your own and tossing Merlin a poncho liner from your flight bag as she takes a chair of her own. “We're going to have a birthday party for Wendy.”

“A birthday party?” Katya echos.

You nod. “A birthday party! It'll be fun.”

Katya shrugs. “It will be fun, yes, but how are we to get the things for one? It is not as if we can just have cake and balloons and presents flown in with our next resupply.”

“We've got a pair of P Sixty Sevens.” You say, grinning. “And I'm only on nights right now, so as long as I can wiggle the crew rest, I'm ok.”

“We also are having excellent cooks.” Katya points out. “And it is more practical for them to be making the cake, and easier too.”

“But what about presents!” You ask, then look at Wendy. “Wendy cover your ears.”

She covers her ears, smiling as she does so.

“What are we gonna get her anyway?” You ask.

Katya shrugs. “It is your idea, Frank. It is your responsibility.” She looks sideways at you. “You will take responsibility, yes?”

You should have had Merlin cover her ears.

>>35825770
Sometimes you are an idiot.

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>>35825787
>you will take responsibility, yes?
goddamnit ghost

>>35825770
LOL!!!!

Next morning Frank is like "WTF GAIS!!!"

All the witches are like "You mad bro?"

>>35825666
I think that Wendy sees Frank as an awesome older brother that's larger than life rather than a husbandu. It's true that since she entered the group her life just got more amazing but I kinda doubt she has much romantic feelings at the moment.

>>35825812
That is one of the more factual statements I've heard in this thread.

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>>35825787
>She looks sideways at you. “You will take responsibility, yes?”
Lewd woman.

>>35825723
Funny how Sloidah and Icelady have had discussions to the contrary of your post.

And that's it for the night! I'd planned for another part of this, but about halfway in I realized it would do far better as a thread on it's own, so we'll do that next week; it makes planning a cinch.

Speaking of, week after next, we may be taking a break- I'll be at fulda gap in Hickory for the weekend, and won't have any time to write. I may be able to pull out a preplanned oneshot with one of our other characters, but we'll see.

Wendy's birthday party, btw, will partly be me making up for you guy's concerns about things you'd wanted to see last week, and didn't. maybe we can do that week after next, IDK.

anyway, gents, that's all I've got, so till next time, cheers!

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>>35825787

Katya be trollin'

>>35825711
In fact I help my dad to the bathroom due to the fact he's paralyzed from the waist down. My aunt had breast cancer but beat it. Another relative has stage 4 breast cancer and is fighting it.

Smoking cigs, smoking weed, IT'S STILL SMOKING AND IT WILL GIVE YOU CANCER! Even with the low doses of the stuff that gets you high still does damage to you. I know all too well about it, seeing my cuz smoking that for years and I can tell the difference in him. Besides, I believe in natural supplements and other treatments.

>>35825327
because the only one still living is currently living in my house.

>>35825849
Thanks for running Ghost, fun thread.

>>35825854
That's what vaporizers are for: all the benefits, none of the smoke

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>>35825787
>“It is your idea, Frank. It is your responsibility.” She looks sideways at you. “You will take responsibility, yes?”

>>35825854
>natural supplements

Here's some advice, get ones with his absorbability.

You wouldn't believe how much nutrients are wasted in some of them because they don't digest well.

>>35825854
That's fine, that you believe in natural supplements and other treatments, but the fact of the matter is, marijuana helped my mother from not eating a bullet, and there were days I'd have helped her load the fucking gun, just so she wouldn't suffer.

>>35825849
Thanks for running this Ghost.

>>35825849
Thanks for the thread Ghost.

>>35825883
>high absorbability

>>35825833
Uh, no they haven't.

>>35825849
Good run as always Ghost! Tonight was real fucking good.

>>35825883
That and if we can only dump the GMOs out of out food supply, the cancer rate will plummet. That is what I fully believe.
>>35825849
Thanks Ghost!

>>35825849
>I may be able to pull out a preplanned oneshot with one of our other characters, but we'll see.
SHERK TWANZ THEY WERE

>>35825849
The only thing I remember being an issue was that we didn't show Wendy and Katya a proper BBQ.

What else did we miss last week?

>>35825923
>Not Katya in Afghanistan

>>35825920
>genetically modified organisms
>not mentioning the prevalence of plastics
>not mentioning shitty food filled with shitty preservatives

C'mon, bro. KFC doesn't actually use chickens with three breasts, six wings, and twelve drumsticks.

>>35825923
Slider oneshot?

Or Goose, the silent witch ninja.

>>35825973
Mav and Youngspawn?

>>35825849
Mav and Youngtits plz

>>35825920
>we can only dump the GMOs out of out food supply, the cancer rate will plummet
I've seen you post some stupid shit, fluff, but this takes it. There is no peer reviewed evidence for a direct correlation between cancer rates and GMOs. No GMOs have been found to cause any negative impacts on human health. Please stop being a Luddite.

>>35825965
Yeah man, that's Church's.

>>35825965
I was meaning about the pesticides genetically spliced into our wheat and grain crops.
>>35825991
Then way is it the rest of the world has banned it's use?

>>35825825
Now you're making it even worse.

Think of it this way. Now she has even more reasons to not want to lose him. And she's never had this kind of relationship with someone before. She can't pick up the cues correctly. She doesn't know what he wants out of her, or what she really wants from him.

She's young, confused and more than a little out of her depth. And she has no idea what to do about it.

>>35825684

>Not Yamato or delicious brown Yamato
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

>>35826016
Because Monsanto is on par with Weyland-Yutani in terms of evil

>>35826016
Because if there's one thing people hate more than anything else, it's change

>>35826016
because everyone believes sensationalist bullshit like "GMOs are bad!" or "Every nuclear power plant is a nuclear bomb waiting to go off!"

>>35826016
Because the rest of the world doesn't sell grain to Russia, India, China, Japan, Europe, and ship it for basically fucking free to Africa.

As for the pesticides, would you rather have huge famines, because the insects the pesticides kill ate the crops?

>>35826041
>Not Haruna

Plebs, plebs everywhere.

>>35825991

GMOs FEED PEOPLE (as long as they're not Monsato-branded seeds).

DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE OF HUNGER.

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>>35826016
>Then way is it the rest of the world has banned it's use?

aii

>>35825990
I kind of want to see a Kostantina or Katya oneshot partially their more honest with their feeling with Frank.

Also to see wha goes on in her head once he administers headpats

Thanks for running/putting up with our antics, Ghost. Cheers mate.

>>35825849
Thanks for the run

>>35826016
So you would prefer that super crops and genetically engineered super foods that are holding together countries in the third world should be done away with and millions should starve to death?

>>35826070
I like Kaga

>>35825787
>>35825849

WOW LEWD

Thankee Goast, for running, and DON'T DIE, FAGGOT

>>35826042
More of less.
>>35826075
>>35826048
This world can feed it self just fine long before the GMOs, we have other ways to do it than rely on tons of poisons (that also gets into the water supply). BTW, the untested GMOs were started their use back in the 70's, and interestingly enough, kids with food allergies skyrocket as well. My brother can't eat a number of foods due to it.
>>35826118
3rd world countries can feed themselves if they we not run by tin horn dictators and not being rocked by economic ruination or civil wars or both. Africa used to be able to feed it's self just fine. Then chaos took over and the farms there are just gone.

>>35826167
Lots of countries could do lots of things if their problems magically vanished, yes

>>35826130

And Chitose's drunk at 9 in the morning.
But I LIKE YOU.

>>35826167

And if Africa did not get fucked over by the Colonial powers, or the Roman Empire, among other things. But hey, let's ignore the fact that the 16th-18th century happened, yes?

>>35826167
>3rd world countries can feed themselves if they we not run by tin horn dictators and not being rocked by economic ruination or civil wars or both. Africa used to be able to feed it's self just fine. Then chaos took over and the farms there are just gone.
Wow, just fucking wow you are stupid as fuck.

Africa has always been the same, and no it can't feed itself, for the most part it is unsustainable barren wasteland.

That you think it could survive on its own and thrive and that only recently chaos took over shows how little you know.

You know what is the single thing that grows in Africa? Chaos, and its been growing for thousands of years.

You heard it here first folks, Fluff thinks Africa should starve to death in its entirety just to make a stupid ecofanatical point.

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>>35826167
Do you understand the fact that there are seven billion (and growing fast,) people on this earth? That if a farmer in Africa can't farm because his land is all desert, he can't fucking farm?

Do you know what kind of damage locusts can do to a crop of wheat, even with pesticides?

You're literally pretending that world isn't a shit place out to kill us through any various methods, even other people.

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>>35826167

please

I have only so much alcohol

>>35826167
>This world can feed it self just fine long before the GMOs
Most 2nd world countries and the entire existence of the 3rd world disprove you.

As humanity grows and populates this planet more and more, we run out of space to grow food, and food to grow.

You're special kind of mental illness would see humanity extinct within the next couple hundred years.

>>35826075
ya know, and this is all I'll say on the subject, it bothers me when people will see a GMO- rice or whatever- See it works, does what it's supposed to, has better crop yields- and instead of accepting it as-is, they instead take generations and years to breed it naturally. that shit is double work for the same fucking end result and why? Nothing changes, the genetics are the exact same fucking thing anyway!

>>35826229
It's all right anon, dirt farmers in Africa can grow you more with their desert crops.

>>35826211

>not even mentioning that 90% of the arable land in Africa is owned by corporation

THREAD PLS

HOW DO YOU FEED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE TO BUY THEIR FOOD AT FUCK CRAZY PRICES THAT ONLY DEVELOPED COUNTRIES CAN AFFORD TO PAY

OH RIGHT, THEY CAN'T.

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>implying Nagato is' t the qt-est
C'MON SON

>>35826265

Get her away from my destroyers.
She'll do unspeakably lewd things to them.

>>35826259
B-buh Ghost.

Muh organic fuds

>>35826264
Do you have any idea how much the UN spends with other countries buying all that product from those corporations and giving away that food for free each year?

>>35826265

Musashi a best. All others can go home.

>>35826167
>untested GMOs were started their use back in the 70's, and interestingly enough, kids with food allergies skyrocket as well
Correlation does not equal causation
>3rd world countries can feed themselves if they were not run by tin horn dictators and not being rocked by economic ruination or civil wars or both.
And none of that would happen in the first place if those countries actually had the resources, including arable farmland their population requires, but they don't, so they need to make the most of what they've got, and GMOs are very helpful in that regard
>This world can feed it self just fine long before the GMOs
Tell that to the seven billion+ and growing population that is expanding evermore exponentially

>>35826288
Mein neggar

>>35826288
Them's fighting words Ghost

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8692

>>35826288
>Not Mutsu
Yep, your kimoi has grown to lethal levels

>>35826259

There are people that will not eat GMO rice despite being incredibly more economical.

Because it's yellow.

Fucking. Yellow. I despair of humanity sometimes.