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Athena ~ Our baby sister
Danren ~Our godfather
Cedric Lightbringer ~ Our cool dad
Lunda Lightbringer ~ Our cool beauty-type, scholarly mom.
Baldric Lightbringer ~ Our grandfather. He hasn't made a personal appearance yet, but his influence has a vast influence in the world around us.
Zoe & Stella ~ the latest additions to our family, we bought/rescue them in Opal city, and dad adopted them as part of our family. A lion and wolf beastgirls, respectively.
Ellizabeth (Elli) ~ Our house's nice, cheerful, busty vanilla elf maid
Kalkah ~ A pretty caramel elf slave fruit salesgirl wandering about on Albion's market district. She gives us discounts whenever we want her apples, oranges or melons.
Grummir ~ The boss of our first adventuring party, Grummir has since semi retired to dedicate himself full time to crafting with the mountains of loot he stored during his adventuring career
Miiyau ~ A golden fluffed catgirl and Grummir's companion, Miiyau seems happy to go along with our shenannigans and is ready to help us bury the bodies, should we ever need it.

<-- latest pdf. The ever updating pdf with our home cooked system

TKOAND <-- bit of an asshole, also described as "barely coherent at the best of times" by anons before

>>35854322
AWW YISS!

>>35854395
>>TKOAND <-- bit of an asshole, also described as "barely coherent at the best of times" by anons before


what? is TKOAND

>>35854322

So whats on tap next. Personally I am tempted to get more of that cocoa powder that Miiyau introduced us to and introduce our friends and family to chocolate candies and then chocolate-chip cookies.

More seriously wr may want to talk to Eli and maybe Okaba about getting some magic protection for the house and siblings

>>35854471
The king of all knight's dreams aka the QM

>>35854471
Why do you even post? You someone manage to make yourself look more retarded every time. It's becoming something of an achievement.

The King of All Night's Dreaming.

>>35854510
Things we need to do:
Spend a few days unlocking and leveling all of mom, elli and lyann's starter class jobs. Just have them in our party near a temple while we go down to level 25 or so and murder mobs.

Brass and in particular Grumnir also need this treatment but it'll take more work for them. Grumnir needs to get his dex past 550, which would require all his villager t1 jobs to 20, and a combined level total of 32 from cook, artisan and smith. Probably 10/10/12. After that, have Grumnir start work on new runic sets of armor and weapons for everyone. Over 550 dex should mean that he'll always create a six slot item, except on a critfail. Good chances of getting some legendary equipment out of it.

Need to make and distribute revive rings to all our dungeoneering members, starting with the family.

Need to set up non-class job training for Mako and Okaba in particular, but pretty much everyone else to a certain extent. We still need to learn mamluk, craftsman, thief, shaman, warrior so maybe have those classes together with Mako and Okaba?

Need to put ghost+kobold into lyann's sword and see they become more powerful because it's a legendary weapon. If yes, start working on arcanist and thaumaturge for her so she can use magic bullet.

There's probably more but that's all I can remember at the moment.

>>35854395
We need to unlock all T1 jobs for Athena, Elli and Mom, as well as for our close friends.
Also bring Mako to the 1st Floor of the school dungeon and have her punch Zenites to open up Monk.

We also need to talk with Okaba about magical defenses around our house.

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>>35854510
That sounds good... you know, I wonder if it would be poisonous to some beastmen types? IIRC a lot of food we like is actually poisonous to other animals... well lets say no just so we dont end up poisoning all the puppy girls at the school with chocolates

>>35854532
sounds good, but you only need the temple to change their classes. Once they are in the right class, you can give them those classes jobs without great trouble.

Teaching slave jobs to the royals will be slow unless you enslave them, tho

Alright so lets see...
grinding wise, bumping Elli, mom, Athena(?), Grummir and Okaba, right?

And sideplot-wise, securing a steady cocoa source.

There's no current impending crisis in the horizont atm. We did a lot to help the war efforts while we were in Opal city, so it looks like the Coalition is guaranteed to win in the near future, short of the empire taming a tarrasque or something.

>>35854583
ah, right, this, too.

Alright, let's start, then

I like this image for our newest sister, for some reason. Looks adventurer-like but also girlish, to me

Typing

>>35854532
A lot of that is dungeoning and truthfully most levels until 30 or deeper won't be much more then a speed bump for us.
They can almost be hand waved by king. So pushing t1 jobs to 20 is not an issue. Can also push them to 30, same zp as a t2 job to 10, with higher stat totals.

Unless we want to fully map a few dungeons and rhen sell the maps to adventures.

>>35854606
Memories a little bit fuzzy since i've been up and starring at the screen for more then 24 hours,Care to remind me which sister again?

>>35854635
>most levels until 30 or deeper won't be much more then a speed bump for us.

The thing is, we don't know how dungeons scale at high level. if they scale at the same rate as single class/job adventurers, like say brass, we're the equivalent of a level 190 character in terms of stats, and can probably blast through any level of dungeon with ease.

>>35854606
Wasn't it two brothers?

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The next morning, we escape from Lyann's hug and sneak into the kitchen to try and surprise our family with chocolate milk for breakfast,

However, Elli is already in the kitchen, peeling and slicing fruits, boiling water and baking fresh bread for breakfast.

Come think of it, you don't remember having ever seen a bakery anywhere. Does that means all this time you had been having Elli's hand-made bread for breakfast... right, there was no bread in the dwarf's meals, either.

"Young master, what are you doing out of bed already?" ~Elli smiles as she sees us, and smiles softly, her ears wiggling for just a moment before going back to their regular position.

She is wearing a pink, frilly apron over her normal clothes, and has her golden hair wrapped up in a bun. She looks very much like a young wife.

Ahhh... wouldn't it be nice if she was our young elf wife?

"I wanted to make something for breakfast" ~Eldric says as they look at eachother for a bit, and then goes around the kitchen, looking for glasses and milk

"Please wait" ~she says when Eldric moves a chair to grab some glasses off the upper shelves.

She hands us over several glasses, and a clear jug. On our request, she also helps us to some of the milk she kept in her item box... wait, does this means Elli is the house's fridge?

Well,,, food keeps forever in her item box, so... it sort of makes sense.

We pour some of the cocoa powder into the milk, and stir it up. Tasting a little bit with a spoon says we need to add more. Eventually it tastes quite good.

1/?

>>35854606
>sounds good, but you only need the temple to change their classes. Once they are in the right class, you can give them those classes jobs without great trouble.

Oh? I thought we needed a priest to quickly unlock their class starter jobs. I don't think them being with us will matter much, because we'll be using the hybrid x5 + magic bullet x3 + blast+cascade+chain to just explode entire rooms instantly.

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>>35854727
All i want is mako to finally unlock monk.

>>35854522
I post just to piss YOU off.
>>35854516
ty seams sorta obvious now...

>>35854671
the god on floor like 35-45 was a vl 75 so I think they are a bit better

>>35854784
At least you're consistent at being completely wrong all the time. You're like a canary - if you think an idea is good, then it's obviously very, very bad.

http://archive.moe/tg/thread/35706160/#35712415

>[Terror Lord lvl 35]

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>>35854691
>>35854659

IIRC we ended up rolling a brother and a sister
If anyone missed it, mom is pregnant after her second honeymoon with dad

***
"What's that?" ~Stella surprises a little as she just seems to appear behind us. She's in fact leaning over us and sniffing at the chocolate milk with a curious expression

Her breasts are surprisingly heavy as she leans over on our back. She's wearing a long shirt and fluffy white sandals, with her tail wagging softly out from under the edge of her shirt.

"It's for breakfast, don't hog it, alright?"
"Alright."

Afterwards, it is mom and Athena coming down the stairs, and finally Zoe and Lyann.

Athena woobles over towards us and gives us a clear sign that she wants to be picked up. Doing so and smooching our cute little sister is a given, of course.

"Ahh... I want Eldric to smooch me, too!" ~whines Zoe softly, so Eldric gives her a smooch on the cheek
"Te~hee! I got smooched!"

Well, now we did it, and we had to smooch everyone as well.

...

"Ah, this is nice, Where did you got it?" ~asks mom after trying the chocolate milk
"Miiyau gave me a flask of it. I want to try and talk to the nomads outside town to see if they have more."
"Well, you are certainly capable enough... but I'd feel better if you don't go alone. What would I do if my baby got lost?"
"Mom! I'm not going to get lost!"

Mom looks at us with a converned look.

"Can I go with Eldric? I won't get lost!" ~says Stella.

Zoe looks like she wants to say something, but the albino lioness has been growing more and more quiet the further along her priestly studies move along.

*Invite zoe as well
*Invite eeeeeryone in the house
*Invite our friends from school
*Other

>>35854879
>*Other
Take our mount out for a flight. Whoever can fit on it can come.

>>35854879
*Invite Zoe and Lyann as well
Zoe and Lyann have Craftsman unlocked, so we can take advantage of their Guile.

>>35854879
>*Invite zoe as well

>>35854897
this

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>>35854897
We need to do more with this guy.

>>35854897
best option and its fast

>>35854879
We originally rolled 2 sisters, but everyone wanted two brothers.

Reference: http://archive.moe/tg/thread/35736827/#35737553

>>35854606
>>Teaching slave jobs to the royals will be slow unless you enslave them, tho

Are we learning them faster than Mako and Okaba can?

>>35855026
Meh,I'm fine with a brother and a sister

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>>35854897
lol. Uhmm at its current size, maybe 2 girls other than you, or one adult

>>35854906
I doubt its cumulative, tho.

Also, Ive been wondering if it shouldnt be [Int Bonus] plus craftsmen lvl up to 60% instead of just 30% fixated

>>35854918
>>35854897
>>35854930

fly on our dragon.++
Did we give it a name yet?

>>35854906
>*Invite Zoe and Lyann as well+

Well, I guess we'll acquire cacao some other day, then

***
Mom hurries everyone up, then helps Stella and Zoe put on their school uniforms before taking us all to school with her.

Well, Stella tends to forget her shoes unless mom makes sure she's wearing them, and Zoe gets nervous if she's not with another family member whenever she goes out of the house.

A little bit later, we greet Honoria, Mako, Ami and Mai, and go to class with them while mom takes Stella and Zoe to their own class,

The teacher explains us about how divine casters can summon, heal wounds, and use spells related to causing or purging various status.

We practice using divine magic to cast [Protect] on a guinea pig.

It grants extra armor equal to our Wisdom bonus.

Mako seems to be having a bit too much fun with her guinea pig, and when the time comes to try whacking them to measure the success of the day's practice, she tries to run out of the classroom with hers.

"Oh my... sir Lightbringer, you seem to be rather close with miss Tsun, could you please fetch her?"

Of course, Ami and Mai dissapeared already.

You have very little trouble finding Mako. She didint get far at all, and is sitting on the garden's grass, watching her guinea pig walk around and sniff at things.

Roll 1d100 to see if we learnt to cast [Protect] It costs 20 MP and lasts 5 rounds. We need a 5 or more (we have a huge wisdom). Well keep the best of 3 rolls.

*Take Mako back to classes
*Stay and play with her
*Other

>>35854671
On stats alone, but the deeper floor bosses started mizing debuffs, floor and trap hazards.

Expect to see either MMO complex dights or later game zelda type complexity and movent.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>35855078
Welp,Here we go!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>35855078
Don't we already have this from bishop?

>*Take Mako back to classes
Learning is important.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>35855078
>*Take Mako back to classes

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>>35855113
YOUUUUUUU.......

>>35855079
Cadenero gets us a 12 mp anti-petrify, stop and slow cleanse that can be used after an effect hits us, and bounty hunter gave us trap vision. Monk can purge anything that doesn't stop us.

That's ignoring the fact that we can fire spells that hit for 6k damage.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35855078
>We practice using divine magic to cast [Protect] on a guinea pig.

>>35855126
Rage all you want Yuno, but bishop does have a divine power called 'shell and protect' for 4 mp. Though i suppose this protect is longer lasting.

>>35855078
>Did we give it a name yet?
No.

I propose Radiant.

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>>35855113
you sir are cursed by the dice gods. Who am I kidding, they hate us all.

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>>35855054
>Are we learning them faster than Mako and Okaba can?
I wonder? they both have slaves so they could learn them at the same speed we do, if they wanted to, but Mako isint big on powergaming, and Okaba spends most of his time in the lab unless we drag him out

>>35855113
>Don't we already have this from bishop?
but not everyone is a bishop. This is the "Other people" version. Its basically a spelltrick for divine casters who arent bishops

>>35855191
Yes but its part of the school program. I assume we are using the bishop version, which is both cheaper and covers both shell and protect

You know, "other people" as in "the plebs who arent noble + bishop"

***
Mako sees us approach, and gifts us a precious smile. She just looks SO cute, sitting in the middle of the flowers as she plays with the little critter.

"Mako, let's go back to class" ~Eldric offers her his hand
"..." ~ she looks at you, and then hugs her guinea pig as she shakes her head softly
"It will be alright. I promise. Here, I'll use [Protect] on it, alright?"

We cast on the fluffry rodent, and help Mako stand up. She looks a little worried, but trusts us enough to follow us back to class.

She almost faints when the teacher hits her guinear pig with a thin cane, but the rodent doesn't seem to notice.

She quickly picks it up and hides/hug it afterwards.

It was rather complicated to get her to give it up later, but she understood when we said it probably wanted to be with its brothers and sisters.

For some reason, she seemed a little bit sad when we said so.

1/?

>>35855264
>but Mako isint big on powergaming, and Okaba spends most of his time in the lab unless we drag him out

Hmm. We could definitely convince Okaba to get craftsman without trouble. Being able to assemble items at will would help his research. After that first hit, we can just bug him to keep up with us until he gets the other jobs unlocked.

Mako...we could frame as a way to spend time with us and her shadows. We're going to be doing this anyway, and I like the idea of training mamluk from Ami and Mai, so this could be seen as playing.

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>>35855264
At lunch, we sit with Ami, Lyann, Mai, Mako, Stella and Zoe. Stella somehow managed to lose her shoes again.

*sigh* "Mom is going to get upset" ~Eldric tells her
"It's okay, I'll find them by the time we have to go home" ~she says with a smile that clearly says she just store them away

After lunch, we have to go to our elective classes.

*Enchanting
*Divinations
*Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)
*Religious Traditions of the North
*Animal Husbandry
*Alchemy

Obviously, vote for just 1.

>>35855340
>*Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)
This is our biggest weakness right now.

>>35855340
>Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)

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>>35855264
>For some reason, she seemed a little bit sad when we said so.
Shit,Shit,Shitshitshitshit,QUICKLY,INITIATE OPERATION HUG THE MAKO!

>>35855340
>*Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)

>>35855340
>*Animal Husbandry

>>35855340
>*Alchemy
we really need to put that chemistry schooling to use.

>>35855340
>Religious Traditions of the North
I want background info that may lead us to figure out a way to reduce 5he acceptence of slavery, especially the chattel slavery.

Also improve the rules for them too.

>>35855340
>alchemy
See what interesting stuff we can come up with

>>35855340
>*Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)

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>>35855357
>>35855363
>>35855368
>>*Status changes (buffs & Debuffs)+++
>>35855392
>>*Animal Husbandry

Well, Mako follows us to Status Changes, while Honoria goes over to Alchemi class.

The teacher, a falcon beastman, explains different status changes that you will be able to inflict by the end of the year
[Slow] Drastic mv spd loss
[Haste] Large mv spd gain
[Zombie] weakness to [holy] damage, and cannot be healer
[Frozen] Cannot escape combat, and loss of mv spd
[Float] Weakness to [wind] damage, immunity to [earth] damage
[Heavy] Weakness to [earth] damage, immunity to [wind] damage
[Heat] Weakness to [fire] damage, immunity to [cold] damage

"There will be more advanced status changes next year, but these are the basics." ~he explains~ "Notice that none of these are directly life threatening, so it's a good range of status changes for beginners. Next year we will see things such as [Frog] and [Doom], assuming you pass this year, of course"

Roll 1d100. We need a 30+ to learn [Frozen]. We will keep rolling every day so it's just to see if we have it available today.

Frozen ~ 20MP ~ Intelligence vs the MDV of the target. The target cannot escape combat, and suffers a important Mv Spd debuff.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>35855588

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>35855588

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>35855588
Hope my last luck holds up,ERE WE GO!

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>>35855621
You...YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD YOU!

>>35855639
does this make up for my 1 earlier?

>>35855621
>>35855626
>>35855616
We learned the fuck out of frozen

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>>35855656
YES,YES IT DOES ANON!

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>>35855621
>>35855660

>>35855616
>>35855621

Eldric and Mako both learn to use [Frozen] without trouble.

You have the impression you are using the same guinea pigs as the ones from your previous class... yes, Mako found "her" guinea pig quickly enough. This time she has less trouble giving it back, however.

"..." ~she tugs on Eldric's sleeve, softly
"My princess wants.." ~starts Ami
"...you to compliment her" ~finished Mai
"Yes, you did great, Mako"
"...thank you" ~she says softly, blushing a little as she hides her face with both arms.

That evening after school, we call "pókeball go!" as we summon our mount

Our friends look at us without getting the joke.
Well, it can't be helped

Radiant looks quite happy to see us.
Mako quickly hugs its head and pats pats at it.

Ah... that looks nice. Well, we saddle up and pull Lyann and Mako on board. Lyann hugs our waist while we hold Mako firmly.

Ami and Mai look alright as long as we are walking around, but you can read their worry when Radiant starts flapping its wings and takes off.

They do their absolute best to stay under it, in case Mako happened to fall.

Well, it's probably a bit mean to worry them like this, but it's not as if we were going to let go of the little princess.

After a while, everyone gets a ride on our mount, and later still, it looks like a large cat or dog as it rubs itself on the grass with Stella.

...It was a pretty nice day.

Roll to learn [Slow]

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>35855779
Rollan

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>35855779
What's the equation for falling damage in this world, anyway?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>35855779
Is there a spell like [Float] that reduces or negates falling damage?

>>35855779

Work with Okaba to make Rock-it packs/boards for Ami and Mai. Mako would be fine on a flying mount, but I see those 2 wanting independant mobility.

>>35855799

D-Did i do good Anon-kun's?

>>35855853
>not a crit

It is...acceptable.

>>35855779
Next step: Firebreath.

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>>35855588
>The teacher, a falcon beastman
Oh shit.

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>>35855802
Eh, lets say 5 damage per feet over your own height? just swinging it

>>35855820
Yes but it also makes you vulnerable to wind damage

***
Over the next month, you help your classmates learn [Frozen] during your elective classes while continuing to go regularly into the dungeon at the college.

You also help Grummir to level up his T1's, and Miiyau like to go with you into the dungeon whenever she can.

One evening, she's waiting for you at the college's doors to tell you that a golden monster has been spotted on the 27th floor of the eastern dungeon, and that many adventuring parties are trying to find it.

"It could be us, nya! I got Grummyar's anchor stonya, we we could just go right in, nya! everyone else is still descending, nya!"

Zoe is looking at Miiyau with a curious expression...

"What is it, nya?" ~our friendly catgirl asks our adoptive sister after a bit
"Why do you talk like that?"
"W-what? like how, nya!?"
"Like that"
"It is perfectly nyarmal for those of the cat tribe, nya!"

"Eldric, should I try talking like that... nya?" ~she blushes a little bit

*Go with Miiyau to the dungeon. Who do you want to take along?
*Go home and practice to learn [Elemental Mastery][Wood]
*Tell Zoe to give it a try
*"No, Zoe, I think that would be racist, somehow."
*Other

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>>35855974
Hey man, if ya want to know sorcery, there ain't no better teacher then the changer of ways. Hail Tzeentch!

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>>35856055
yeah i thought saying a vulture beastman would be too "in the nose"

>>35856045
>*Go with Miiyau to the dungeon. Who do you want to take along?
Take along Lyann, Brass, and Brass' partner.
>*Other: "If you want to, Zoe. It's just an accent depending on where you grew up, and you can use it or not, after all."

>>35856045
>*"No, Zoe, I think that would be racist, somehow."
>*Go with Miiyau to the dungeon. Who do you want to take along?
Brass. Have him change to dancer.
This is for his own good! Not just for cheap laughs! He needs it to learn bladedancer!

I thought we already bought wood with spell tricks.

>>35856107
Seconded

>>35856135
Oh, speaking of which we need to level dancer and barbarian up to 20 soonish as well. Then kill some mobs with a 2hander.

>>35856135

This, just for the hilarity, even better if his friend snarks at him. Extra binus if Stella finds out.

>>35856045
>*Go with Miiyau to the dungeon. Who do you want to take along?
Lyann
see if Okaba is interested in the unusual event

its a rather high level I don't want to risk any one soft

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>>35856107
>>35856135
>>35856161

This is a lot of overkill for a lvl 27 Dungeon Faery

***
You introduce Miiyau to Brass and Python, and together with them, Lyann (and Zoe? since she was there and theres a empty party slot) go into the dungeon.

Floor 27 is a mix of beasts and oozes, and your party has very little problem mowing through them until they find the Dungeon Faery.

A good [Frozen] makes it impossible for the faery to escape, and that already seals your win.

x2 (thanks to Lyann's Harvest spell trick) [Legendary][Thunder Sphere][Staff]
This floating orb allows its user to summon purple lightning, like the Emprah!
Bonus ~ Allows you to cast [Purple Lightning] at a 100MP cost, dealing 300 [wind] damage and inflicting [shocked] halving the enemy's SR for 5 rounds.
Enchantments ~ +100 Intelligence, +10 to spell attack rolls, +1 to the damage per mana spent on [Wind] spells

70g

You also get
x70 [Exceptional][Watermelon][Food]
x106 [Exceptional][Fur][Material]

"Oooh, this is nyace, nya!"
"Eh, it's not my thing. You want it, young lord? I'd settle for the fruit" ~says Brass
"Well, I'd like to keep one of the orbs, but can't afford it right now. Should we place them in the guild's auction house?" ~asks Python
"Eldric could use one, right?" ~asks Zoe, andLyann nods nods next to you

What do you want to do with the orbs?

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>>35856433
Keep one orb,We become emprah now

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>>35856433
>70g

Thats "cost 1070g" btw

>>35856433
Does Miiyau want one?
If she does, give one to her and the other to Python.
Otherwise keep one for Eldrick and give the other to Python.

>>35856433
>inflicting [shocked]

What does that do?

The staff is significantly weaker than our sword + hybrid damage, so it'd be for other people. If python wants it, give it to him. Sell the other.

>>35856492
Oh. Sell both.

>>35856433
we keep one and give Python one.

hell that orb would be a fantastic present for mom

>>35856492
Yeah, sell both. Anyone that wants to be a caster in our group needs to get a legendary weapon with mp/hp drain switch so they can continually cast magic bullets. This staff is useless for our purposes.

>>35856492
Changing
>>35856526 to sell both, now that they give 1k gold each.

>>35856433
>>35856492
So the Thunder Sphere has no slots?
Seems underpowered for a [Legendary] item.

>>35856517

This. I wonder if we can learn through playing with it to duplicate the lightning.

The bonus is nice, but not major for us. If thye want it they will get good mialage from it too.

>>35856433
how many slots?
also would our mother like/need it like >>35856612
suggested
I would fell better if she had a good staff. what is she using now? we went out with her before what gear does she use?

>>35856708
>forgets to turn of his name while trying to samefag

>>35856676
we should at least study it see if we can get that sweet purple lighting from studying one

>>35856732
just linking to earlier ideas as new ideas come

like>>35856739
have Okaba help i am sure he would find it fantastic

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>>35856517
No, she wants the furs for Grummir's crafting

I dont know how many slots they have until we roll for it, but it seems rather clear most people want to sell them

>>35856526
>What does that do?
halves the target's Spell Resistance so they take more damage from any spell cast on them.

Zoe wants it, but more because its a round shiny orb than anything else.

Well, it looks like we arent clicking "need" on it, so let's sell them on the AH. That will be... lets see... around 433g for everyone, selling the watermelons and the furs as well

Miiyau gets her share in crafting materials for Grummir and goes home happy.
Brass and Python are also sattisfied.
Lyann doesn't really care.
Zoe doesn't knows what to do with actual money, let along all that money.

Well, for now, she stores it away.

As school continues, we learn [Slow]. In the evenings, we play with our friends and sisters, or study magic.

After a while, Okaba announces that he's managed to recreate our ring, albeit in the form of shades.

Looking at them... you didin't know Okaba had such gaudy tastes. They have bat wings growing from the sides, and mirror crystals... then again, his carriaga does have centipede legs so... maybe you should say "as expected"?

Well, the glasses work much like your ring, and he says its about 1200g for each set. When you inquire about losing the mirror shades and the bat wings, he says that would make them 800g each.

Well... he seems a little disappointed. He's keeping his bat-winged shades for himself.

1/?

I had a question.
you mentioned in a previous thread that there is no resurrection spell
And corpses tend to disappear after countdown

but also, that a corpse can be placed into an item box before countdown is over. and it remains in stasis there

What happens if you put a resurrection ring on the finger of a corpse during its countdown?
it could mean that a freshly killed person can be saved by putting their corpse into stasis until they can access such a thing

>>35856944
>there is no resurrection spell
Eh? There are 2 straight up resurrection spells we know of.

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>>35856797

"Do the wings add any special features?" ~asks Lyann in between sipping her milk glass during lunch break
"They're lovely. Also, they make you immune to [Heavy]" ~he says while caressing Aura's head as the succubi happily purrs by his feet, kneeling next to his chair
"Oh.. that's... useful? we haven't meet any enemy using it, however. What about the mirror crystals?"
"They look cool" ~he says without hesitation.

Aura chuckles a little bit

"Ah. Of course" ~Lyann keeps sipping her milk, quietly

Over these months, you've heard that
* The Coalition is getting ready to launch [Chaos Breaker]. a new kind of ship, out of the Eopolitan shipyards soon! This will supossedly be the Coalition's new flagship. rumours say it is a immense, completely revolutionary type of ship! Someone has posted a Quest on the guild house, asking for any sort of information on the ship.
* A strange golden dragon has been spotted flying over the city. The magocratic council assures citizens that there is no danger, but offers a small reward for information on it.
* A wealthy Eopolitan merchant has arrived in the city and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda](*im sure i butchered that name, sorry)
* A wealthy gnome merchant from the Black Lake Free Cities Alliance has arrived in town, and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda]

Would you like to look into any of that? pick just one please

>>35856959
really? i remember it not being a thing
that makes things even simpler
if a person dies and they have friends around, friend puts their corpse into their item box real quick and holds it until they can find/afford a res spell

>>35856797
>I dont know how many slots they have until we roll for it, but it seems rather clear most people want to sell them
Most people want to sell them because they thought that the Sphere's didn't have slots.

And now you say that we could have gotten a Legendary weapon with slots?

Goddammit, this is what's so fucking frustrating.
You should have been clear that slots are only determined randomly after we decide to keep an item.

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>>35856944
>there is no resurrection spell
you mean "for people long dead" right? theres at least 2 ress spells right now. But they only work on targets with "countdown to death" on them

And yes you can store a body before it dissapears

And sure, that sounds fine

>>35856981
sure

>>35856976
>* A wealthy Eopolitan merchant has arrived in the city and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda](*im sure i butchered that name, sorry)
If we're eventually going to head there, might as well start getting some contacts.

>>35856976
>* A wealthy Eopolitan merchant has arrived in the city and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda](*im sure i butchered that name, sorry)

>>35857019
Sorry, will do from now on

Uhmm... now that I remember harder, wasnt it Baking soda?

>>35857029
Look, maybe you should roll for slots and note them when items come up for loot rolls, or remember to tell people that slots haven't been determined until they roll for them.

We've been looking for a good staff that has slots for Lyann and mom, and we just sold two perfectly good legendary items for money that won't even buy us a single legendary staff.

>>35857089
It was. Carbonated soda is like Coca Cola

>>35857097
>>We've been looking for a good staff that has slots for Lyann and mom,
No we haven't. Lyann has a legendary sword we need to put the hp/mp card switch into and we haven't done anything at all with mom.

>>35856654
>>35856623
>>35856554
Thanks for losing us a pair of potential 6-slot legendaries, you fucking idiots.

>>35857046
Sounds good. Are they asking about Baking soda or straight carbonated water, aka soda water?

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>>35856976
>* A strange golden dragon has been spotted flying over the city. The magocratic council assures citizens that there is no danger, but offers a small reward for information on it.
Free cash?,Free cash

>>35857114
>worthless legendaries
>'losing'

Your idiocy is amusing.

>>35856976
* A strange golden dragon has been spotted flying over the city. The magocratic council assures citizens that there is no danger, but offers a small reward for information on it.


inform them its our mount request proper permits


* merchant has arrived in the city and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda](*im sure i butchered that name, sorry)
hell I am sure we know how to make this he could be the perfect bigness partner set him up with the orphanage/former,slave/workers we help support. they can supply him with any thing we invent. it will give them stedy gobs and hopeful enough money for its slave,child rescue/training programs


inter view both see who we like better

* The Coalition is getting ready to launch [Chaos Breaker]. track any one going after this info and Stop them!

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>>35857115
baking soda, i didint remember it right

well, it looks like you guys want to talk to the eopolitan guy. Hold on, typing

>>35857112
We were looking for a staff for Lyann to use before we got her the sword, and a legendary staff would statistically have gotten us enough slots to put both Kobold-card boosted MP/HP drain effects into it.

And we started considering getting mom better equipment today.

>>35857135
Have you not been reading King's posts? Those Spheres would have had slots and been far from worthless if people hadn't immediately assumed they had no slots.

>>35857173
>We were looking for a staff for Lyann to use before we got her the sword

What bullshit are you trying to spout? This was never even hinted at.

Also irrelevant, because we got her the sword. Gearing up mom was similarly not mentioned at all before your little tantrum. Card slots are the least of the reasons this item is crap for us or anyone we train.

>>35857173
I just don't get why people threw away a way to get lightning magic. We need that.

>>35857135
>Your idiocy is amusing.
Seeing as on top of the slots for the HP/MP drain we could have gotten for them, the Spheres came with +100 Int, +10 to Spell Attack, and +1 Damage per MP for Wind element spells, I'd say they were far from worthless.

>>35857225
>140 additional damage

Wow, so meaningful. If this had +2 damage ratio that one of lyann's armor pieces have, it'd be worth it. As is? It's crap.

>>35857219
>This was never even hinted at.
So you don't remember at all the discussions when Lyann was a wizard and we wanted to get her a staff that could help her proficiency with magic?

>>35857282
Nope. Go get some citations.

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You know, I really want to call this guy [Old Merchant] following the naming sense of Shieldbro, RE:Monster and other LNs im reading right now...

***
You ask around, and manage to meet with Nicholle Tessaly, a young gnome merchant. She is staying at The Wizard's Hat in the northern section of town.

Somehow, this is actually the first time you see a gnome.

They're really tiny. It's like you were talking with Athena. It's hard to take her seriously, even if she looks like a perfectly grown young woman.

Currently, she is sitting on what you are quite sure is a baby chair, and having a meal served on a dish that looks like it could be her bed if she just placed a pillow on top of it.

Right now, all you know about Black Lake is that it is an alliance of gnome-run city states. A collection of cities that completely cover the dozen or so islands on the lake.

"It is a pleasure to meet you, sir... Lightbringer, is it? are you per chance related to the notable family of the same name?" ~she asks in between munching her meal.

It's like talking to a doll. She's pretty, and looks smart and mature but... she's just so tiny. You have to wonder if she buys her clothes at toy's shops.

*Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either
*Yes, that is correct. Remind her of how prestigious your family is. You want her to know you are trusthworthy
*No, I don't know the history, but we are unrelated
*Other

>>35856976
>* A wealthy Eopolitan merchant has arrived in the city and is looking for the source of [Carbonated Soda](*im sure i butchered that name, sorry)

>>35857366
>*Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either

>>35857366
>*Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either
we forge are own legend

>>35857366
>Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either

Why did we meet the gnome? no one voted for her. Unless the gnome is from eopolis.

>>35857366
>*Yes, that is correct. Remind her of how prestigious your family is. You want her to know you are trusthworthy

>>35857366
>Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either

We're humble and daddy said relying on it would end badly. At the same time, lying is bad for business.

>>35857366
Wait, what? I thought we voted for the eopolitan merchant?

>*Other
excuse ourselves and find the eopolitan merchant

>>35857421
ya so did i

>>35857366
>*Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either

Cut short any attempts any attempts to butter you up with it and any attempts.to link your family name to the product.

>>35857421
>>35857444
He explicitly says We're going for the Eopolitan guy.
>>35857157
>well, it looks like you guys want to talk to the eopolitan guy. Hold on, typing

Dunno why we're talking to the gnome now.

>>35857366
*Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either

>>35857470
ok just missed that post then thanks for the clarification

>>35857470
Unless the gnome is the Eoptolitan merchant, other gnome merchant is presumably an unaligned rogue trader.

>Mako twin sister (also 9 years old) is currently married to the visir who killed her mom, the previous visir, two older sisters, who had staged a coup, and has been trying to dispose of mako
we really need to rescue her soon. like, before they have a couple of kids

>>35857542
>other gnome merchant is presumably an unaligned rogue trader.
No, it specifically says that the gnome merchant is from the Black Lake Free Cities Alliance.

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>>35857403
Because I got distracted by a RL problem and forgot. Well, we can meet them both.

>>35857389
>>35857390
>>35857398
>>35857417

>Yes, that is correct. Don't try to use your family prestige, but don't deny it, either+++

>>35857403
>Yes, that is correct. Remind her of how prestigious your family is. You want her to know you are trustworthy+

From your talk with Nichole, it seems she is more interested in buying the fabrication secret, rather than your goods. She offers you 3000g for it, as long as you let her watch the process to make sure it is indeed the right away to do it.

You tell her that you will consider it, and make small chat with her.

From it, you learn that Black Lake is a number of city states in the largest lake of the northern continent, and a important trading post half way between the east and west shores of it.

Ships going from Eopolis to Bastion (or viceversa) have to go through the area they control, which means that they are excellently posed to take advantage of intercontinental trade and navigation.

They are part of the Coalition, but mostly support it in the form of war funds and volunteers.

You finish your dinner with Nichole, and excuse yourself.

The next day, you meet with Alderman Percywell, an aged but strong-looking merchant from Eopolis.

He looks like an old tree, somehow. Stiff and robust. He is staying at the Merchant's Guild private inn, the "Golden Coin".

As soon as you introduce yourself, he makes the connection.

(roll 1d100. 33 or less means he's a follower of the Cult of Light. Im gonna go with the 1st roll)

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>35857615

>>35854727
>We pour some of the cocoa powder into the milk, and stir it up. Tasting a little bit with a spoon says we need to add more. Eventually it tastes quite good.
just cocoa in milk would be bitter. cocoa is naturally bitter, not sweet. the sweetness of chocolate comes from adding sugar

From previous thread
>Guys are making passes at lyann, stelle, and Zoe
We should really teach them basic sex ed, and to take such advances seriously so they don't get taken advantage of due to their naivete

>>35857671
Have aura teach them sex ed.

>>35855026
>but everyone wanted two brothers.
I am betting samefagness
Also, it wasn't unanimous, just overwhelming majority for two brothers

>>35857717
she cant she is a virgin and too pure

>>35857722
Ok. I bet every decision I disagreed with was samefagness. And it's not like they were unanimous, it was just an overwhelming majority.

>>35857615
that wolf girl pic is what Stella looks like with out her tan

>>35857760
>hair everywhere
no thanks

>>35857766
i meant as body shape

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>>35857633
Thanks i forgot

>>35857717
I cant tell if thats a good or a bad idea. I mean, she knows all the mechanics of it, but...

>>35857648
wrong field?

"Oh, it is such an honor, young lord!" ~the old man looks like he may break when he bows. He just has this aura of extreme stiffness about him.

He seems quite impressed when you explain to him about the orphanage, and nods slowly while listening to you, with soft "of course" and "as expected" from time to time.

"It sounds like a great odea, rescuing youngsters from a uncertain future AND teaching them valuable skills while still making sure everyone profits from it. No, I should say, it is only natural"

From what he explains, some nomads arrived at Eopolis with some baking soda, and his butler shortly after suggested to him to try applying it to supress armpit sweat instead of the uncomfortable armpit pads everyone uses at the moment.

"And it seems to also have solved my nightly acid problems, as well. I can see a immense profit waiting to fall upon us. Doubtlessly, your family is the pillar of our civilization, young lord!"

He freely admits that he had fully intended to get the best possible deal out of whoever was producing the stuff, and tie that person with as many legal contracts as he could in his favor, but those plans are gone now.

"As soon as it is known who we have to thank for this new product, I think we can have a road stone-paved straight from Eopolis to albion in 2 years or less."

*Try to calm the old man down. You don't want to cash in on your family name
*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all
*Other

>>35857876
>*Try to calm the old man down. You don't want to cash in on your family name
>*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
>*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all
All the things

>>35857876
>*Try to calm the old man down. You don't want to cash in on your family name

>*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
Specifically as adjuncts to orphanages. We don't want sweatshops, just a way to get people off the slave market.

>>35856797
I love his taste. dude is awesome

>>35857876
>*Try to calm the old man down. You don't want to cash in on your family name
*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all

I don't see why we shouldn't cash in on our name, it just makes it better.

>>35856976
>* The Coalition is getting ready to launch [Chaos Breaker]. a new kind of ship, out of the Eopolitan shipyards soon! This will supossedly be the Coalition's new flagship. rumours say it is a immense, completely revolutionary type of ship! Someone has posted a Quest on the guild house, asking for any sort of information on the ship.
So, someone actually is offering reward to spy on our own shipyard and the ship it is producing.
it is in our interest to not reveal this info
it is also in our interest to find out who wants to know and why (enemy spy?)

>* A strange golden dragon has been spotted flying over the city
kek

>Two different merchants want info on carbonated soda
is this something we introduced? it sounds like it but i don't remember doing it
if not. maybe its something we can do via chemistry

>>35857940
Yes, hijacking a cult for his own purposes turned out so well for paul atredies.

>>35857876
*Try to calm the old man down. You don't want to cash in on your family name
*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all
all would be better

>>35857876
>*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
then
*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all

>>35857896
This, too complex more then selling just a process, there is politics involved now.

Need moms advice and help.

>>35857876
>*Inquire about building similar factories on Eopolis
>*Maybe we should bring our mom and/or Okaba over. We cant sign anything until we are 15, after all
A road between eopolis and albion wouldn't be a bad thing. But the guy should sell the product, not the name.

but as long as we have a quality product, I don't have a problem with free advertising.

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>>35857915
when he makes flying surf boards for ami and Mai, you just know they are going to have batwings.

Maybe that's where batman gets all those wonderful toys from

Alright it looks like we are doing all the things. Hold on, typing

>>35857743
>Ok. I bet every decision I disagreed with was samefagness
Its called "counting"
sometimes a vote has way too many votes.

when it goes from about 3 posters to 20 you suspect samefag

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>>35857876
Awww crap he thinks we're God. Calm him down, we don't need legions of mindless followers or customers buying our shit out of some sense of sacred duty.

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>>35858085
>its our religious duty to buy lightbringer brand deodorant
hahaha

>>35858061
>>35857991
if that's the case for big thins that affect the entire progress of the story we should do that time limit voting so there can be no samefaging

no quotes no nothing just a number to indicate choice of option QM cuts it off the vote after however long it is before you can post the same post again the system from HMQ

>>35857991
King, how come none of your images in this thread are named?
in previous threads they all had names instead of nonsensical number strings

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Totally unrelated, but ive never actually followed someone else's QT. Im interested in taking a look at how other people do it, which one would you recommend me? and remember its a lot of work for me to read nowadays so please just recommend me the best you can think about.

Also, no wonder I confused it, baking soda in spanish is "bicarbonato de sodio."

***

For now, the old man agrees to build your entire production for the next month, which leaves you with 300g in the pocket.

That night, you explain things to mom, and agree on inviting Okaba to dinner the following night to explain things to him as well, before meeting with mr Percywell in a few days, again.

"Well, can I try this... baking soda? is it used to cook?"
"It is used for a lot of things." ~Eldric explains a few uses to mom. She seems very impressed, but then frowns after a little while
"Eldric, you shouldn't lie to people"
"It really does all those things!" ~he pouts and places his hands on his hips
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"...alright, I'm sorry. Do you happen to have a little bit with you?"
"Ah... I think we have some in the kitchen..."

You show mom some of its uses. She is suitably impressed, and then worried.

"And you came up with it?"
"I can honestly tell you I think I am the first person to come up with it in this world"
"As expected of mommy's little genius"

Well, we got mom on board. She's a bit worried about helping us enter the business of business, but decides the worse thing she can do is stamp out her son's honest efforts in matters other than dungeon delving.

1/?

>>35858206
>and remember its a lot of work for me to read nowadays
why don't you use the text to speech functions built into all operating systems?

>>35858206
Tough choice,But i'd have to say RE:Monster EX Quest,Here's a link to the archive for it QM
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=re:monster%20ex%20quest

>>35858206
>Also, no wonder I confused it, baking soda in spanish is "bicarbonato de sodio."
And in english its called "Sodium bicarbonate"
Yea, it can easily be confused for "Carbonated Soda" or "Soda with Carbonation".

Sodium = Salt
Soda = cola / any other sugarwater

>>35857366
Just started reading RE:Monster because of this post. What are LNs?

>>35858155

Sure...

> Lightbringer Chocolate
> LightBurgers
> Lightbringer Fries
> Lightbringer Freezers
> Lightbringer Soda
> Chess, brought to you by Lightbringer

Competely not creepy.

Truthfully if our name had no religious conotations or weight it would be good marketing.

It crosses the event horizon when there is a cult dedicated to our family. Lets not go there.

>>35858206
>"I can honestly tell you I think I am the first person to come up with it in this world"
I kek'ed

>>35858257
Im having trouble remembering, why is there a cult dedicated to us and our family?

>>35858254
Light Novel's,My good friend,Truly epic things

>>35858257
I am feeling like it would cheapen the religion somewhat.
Also
>Find out that fries, choclate, icecream, etc are unhealthy
>Unfortunately implications

>>35858248
In UK it's bicarbonate of soda. Spanish translation is pretty spot on.

>>35858291
We're not the first scion in the family.

>>35858291
Our family are the NOT!Royalty of a major nation. They have been the highest nobles and lord protectors of the nation for a long time, most are outstandingly righteous and noble paladins. Some were scions
The cult is pretty much limited to our home nation

>>35858291
Presumably our ancestors did great and epic deeds, so epic people though the bloodline to be divine. Not everyone buys that, but some people built a religion around it.

>>35858291
Because eldrics family existed before the city that formed around their keep and funded the creation of most of the well known knightly orders.

They're supposed to be guarding something, but it's been so long that the family forgot what they what they were supposed to be doing.

>>35858303
That was my point.
I was saying that it is confusing even in english.
Baking soda is just a common marketing name for it, the "proper name" in english is almost identical to the spanish one.

>>35858352
>They're supposed to be guarding something, but it's been so long that the family forgot what they what they were supposed to be doing.
kek
this sounds like trouble
>Forgot to perform maintenance on the magical prison of the demon-god
>It breaks free
>Ah! After 10,000 years I am free! It's time to conquer earth!
http://youtu.be/HkpS2Sdu2io

>>35858356
Chemical name, sodium bicarbonate. It's a useful and safe chemical.

>>35858257
>> Lets not go there.

why?

are we not literately the blessed/chosen/son of the gods. is it not our destiny to bring all good things into the world?


also little lights (Eric dolls)

>>35858301
good point.

>>35858301
so we make
ibuprofen, and ball point pens stuff like that

>>35858397
The plushies are different. They are marketed as cute things, not idols. Lyann needs to start selling more and in different makes and models. Presenting him with the line up and having the girls squee because of cuteness should get us to faint.

I really want that scene.

>>35858155
>lightbringer brand deodorant
You know, my favorite sports club did this... it was the best goddamn deodorant ive ever used. Serioously, I cant find it anymore, and dont know why. Its such a popular sports team, 45% of everyone on my country its a fan. It also had a good product, why the fuck isint it on every shelf on every store?

>>35858199
these are all just from the same artist. Its not a "theme", Normally I post "Mako", "Aura" "Armor" "Dragon" or whafever, These are all just from the same artist. I liked his pencil work, thats all

>>35858222
because im too blind to figure out how to use it, Seriously,
When I can grab one of my dozen friends who graduated on computer sciences and sit him at the pc, i will exploit him like TnT to make him install that stuff for me

>>35858254
Light Novels.
Hold on...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t4_7X1QuhiH9m3M8sHUlblKsHDAGpEOwymLPTyCfHH0/preview
This link has the japanese light novel, fan-translated to english. I finished all that and started reading it on japanese through the use of google translate... its not as horrible as you may think.

Shieldbro also has Light Novels. im at a point in the future when he's basically fighting godzilla

>>35858257
>> Chocolight
could be a thing...
>> LightBurger
doesnt sounds too bad

The lightbringer restaurants have a plushie eldric as brand mascot

You have to admit, your family does good work, and after all these achievements, its likely the conversion rate will go from 1/3 to at least 1/2

>>35858389
http://youtu.be/vOBKxUT9Da4

>>35858419
>Presenting him with the line up and having the girls squee because of cuteness should get us to faint.
I am surprised we are not secretly enjoying that.
It isn't that embarrassing unless you are shy and we aren't shy. We should be more catlike in accepting praise and adoration

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>>35858446
Presenting Neko-Eldric!

>>35858478
the face being made is the best thing i have seen in a week

>>35858439
>because im too blind to figure out how to use it, Seriously,
>When I can grab one of my dozen friends who graduated on computer sciences and sit him at the pc, i will exploit him like TnT to make him install that stuff for me
Those come preinstalled on all windows PC. Linux ones too
They realize that if you are blind you can't be expected to install the software for it.
They also have keyboard shortcuts, I can look them up for you.
What is your version of windows?

The two key accessibility functions for those with vision problems are
magnifier:
http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/make-screen-items-bigger-magnifier#1TC=windows-7
hear text reader
http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/hear-text-read-aloud-narrator#1TC=windows-7

both are integrated into windows and will work even if you aren't logged in. both links include a short video explaining how to use it

Here is more info on general accessibility options
https://its-knowledge01.campus.ad.csulb.edu/display/help/Setting+Accessibility+Options+in+Windows+7

>>35858439
>http://youtu.be/vOBKxUT9Da4
Ha, that movie was awesome

>>35858478
Neldric!

I wonder if the reason scions are only (for all we know) in the Lightbringer clan was because sometime long ago, our distant ancestor made his way to a level 100 Slave and unlocked the job and since then its been in our genepool

>>35858707
That makes me think night elf eldric, which would be weird.

>>35858723
>That makes me think night elf eldric, which would be weird awesome.
FTFY

>>35858707
>>35858478
>>35858723
How about Nyaldric?

>>35858206
Banished quest is good
Shadow quest was good too, however it's finished now.

>>35858839
Princess guard quest is amusing for the shitstorms it spawns, even if the story itself is bad.

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>>35858547
thanks will copy this into a text file

***
Well, the next day we talk with Okaba, and invite him to dinner.

He seems to find this all very amusing.

"Eldric, I don't really care, so long as the children are properly taken care of. Perhaps we could also set aside some sort of fund for their education, or begin sponsoring schools for the poorest children in major cities?" ~says Okaba while thoroughly enjoying his chocolate milk

Aura seems to be somewhere far, far away, a wonderful, magical place of chocolate milk. She has star in her eyes as she slowly drinks her own choco milk.

"Well, that was nice. It had been a long time since I had cocoa on my milk." ~he says after finishing his glass
"Wait, you knew this already?"
"Sure, we have cocoa planctations at home. Don't you see how happy and quiet it keeps Aura?"

The succubi just seems to be in some 7th heaven as her master pats her head while she is having chocolate milk.

Well... that sure will be useful in the future.

"Well, I thought you would want some part in this baking soda business."
"More than that, I would like to be able to inspect those orphanages. Make sure the children are being taken care of properly, you know?"

Well, Okaba seems to be on board with the idea, so as long as mom backs us up, things will probably come out fine.

A few days later, we talk with mr Percywell, with mom and Okaba at our sides. The old man is quite happy to make mom's acquaintance, and politely introduces himself to the prince.

He already has some contracts redacted, and wants us to read them carefully in case we want to change something.

Reading them, everything appears in order. In fact, you notice you could squeeze some very favorable conditions out of mr Percywell

* Squeeze him for all he's worth
* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor
* Other

>>35858865
* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor
no need to be a dick

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor

This isn't about money, really.

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>>35858865
I just turned narrator on. It was horrible, it just read character by character, instead of whole words, as I typed. Maybe I need to configurate it better, but it has tiny black font over a white background so its like kryptonite to my eyes.

back in 20 minutes, im going to take a shower and cook myself something quick for lunch

>>35858206
Try log horizon quest by tiny shepherd

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor

>>35858865
Money's good as is. And he's being honest in his dealings. Besides, we don't want to leverage our name.

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor
>* Other

Only thing I want to squeeze is making sur of oversight provisions.

Is this an exclusive contract? Or just for the area up there. Baking soda can be used for so much we should be able to sell the process to the gnome and get a non compete in the one location also if we want.

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor

>>35858206
>Totally unrelated, but ive never actually followed someone else's QT. Im interested in taking a look at how other people do it, which one would you recommend me?
my favorite quest is Aspiring Emperor Quest

Quest start with choosing from one of 3 classes (although you are the herecles tier hero in each), chose to go with knight (combat leadership and muscle wizard).
The kingdom you serve (as a mercenary general) just fell to a nearby nation of vampires and you are leading 2000 loyal men to seize a source of magic power that was recently unearthed (and almost nobody knows about) to establish yourself as a king. Since it was always your dream, but you kinda gave up on it as unrealistic... until this opportunity arose and you seize it.

Obviously we succeed (that is the toturial). And begin a quest for conquest.
You have nation management, army combat, dungeon delving with hero tier units, slice of life...

also, there is a harem which interestingly removes the typical waifu shitstorms as well as keeps things from becoming too focused on waifus.

The author is also really good at wrangling 4chan posters. and like you, actually has solid established mechanics and settings (most authors do not do that)

>>35858949
>sell the process to the gnome
God no. We can get a distribution agreement with her, and she can take a cut, but 3000 gold is pocketchange compared to what this will eventually bring in.

We already know there is trade from eopolis through the gnome cities.

>>35858257
It's only really creepy when the Eldric Plushies get world famous.

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor

>>35858865
>* He's been forthright and honest in his dealing with us, let's return the favor
I agree with >>35858943

Besides, we can always do future business together too

>>35858990
my man your mercantile skills are impressive keep up the good work

>>35858990
>>35858949
Well, technically we are selling the process to him.
its just that we are not selling it for cash upfront, but a long term contract.

If the gnome is willing to enter some sort of similar contract in her home nation, than its fine.

Oh hey, with the flying boats from our other business, okaba can inspect the orphanages far more rapidly.

Actually. this merchant guy, if he does a good job, can perhaps help us in that endeavor too (that is, putting the flying boats to commercial use, buying them from the shipyard we open and using them for transporting people, goods, mail, etc)

>>35858206
Nobody hates Deniable Assets Quest(abandoned) and Oversized Weapon Quest(complete). That says something.

I would have a hard time justifying most other quests considering your condition, though.

Saviour Quest(abandoned) is short, but what little there was was good.

Librarian Quest(complete) is good for getting a classic fantasy setting down without any meta-twists.

>>35859056
The description we got of Black Lake made it seem like a major trading partner of Eopolis. Having factories set up in both competing against each other seems suboptimal.

It would be nice if there weren't enough slave children in Eopolis to keep up with local demand of baking soda, let alone export. I don't think that will be the case, however.

>>35858990

Good enough, I withdraw my idea then.

Perhaps we should set up a portion of the fund for school inf for the kids like Okaba wants.

>>35858906
Narrator uses the same theme as window
You still did not tell me which version of windows you use, I am going to assume windows 7. (its hard to tailor my responses without knowing).
Assuming windows 7

>Click start button
>Type "theme" and press enter
>Select a "high contrast" theme
this will turn narrator, as well as the rest of windows, into black background with white, green, or yellow text (by default, you can also make it custom)

As for narrator, its controlled by keyboard. uncheck all the boxes. click on preferences and uncheck that as well. That will stop it from doing most auto rambling

when you want it to shut up, press
>ctrl
button on keyboard

when you want it to read text, highlight it and press
>ctrl+alt+spacebar

it is able to read whole words just fine. it just struggles with some things like /tg/

>>35859229
the rest of the keyboard shortcuts are listed as well.

that being said, once you turn the theme to high contrast in windows, it will be way easier to use the computer and you might not need the narrator

actually, while we are at it, are you using a high contrast theme for 4chan as well?

>>35859199
good point
especially with the war

>>35858949
the gnomes are located near the middle of the continent, tho, they are in a better spot than we are to trade with everyone else

>>35859199
yes this sounds pretty reasonable, but maybe for the future

>>35859229
yes windows 7

themes shows me an empty window.

Cooking now brb im really fast cooking

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>>35859339
no S
>theme
not
>themeS

see picture. click the top one labeled
>change the theme

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>>35859403
here is what the theme will look like

also, here are some browser specific theme tips too
http://www.afb.org/info/living-with-vision-loss/using-technology/tips-for-computer-users-with-low-vision/125

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>>35859229
>>Type "theme" and press enter
nothing happened

Anyway back, eating, reading, catching up, typing

>>35859629
what specific windows 7 type is it? starter? home? professional?

>>35859629
Is your OS user interface in english or your local language?
if its in your local language than you need the local equivalent.

Or you can just locate it in the control panel. use the images I posted as a guide.

>>35859629
right click on the desktop and go down to 'personalize', that'll get you to the same screen.

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>>35859672
Which Windows operating system am I running?
This PC is running: Windows 7

Beyond that, I dunno

****

We close the deal with mr Percywell, and he invites us to visit him at eopolis when next we have time.

"I have several grand daugthers who would be just the right age to keep the young lord company" ~he says completely serious, and with a hopeful face.~ "Maybe they can be friends"

Mr Percywell will send a representative to buy a percentage of your monthly production while he sets up the orphanages and factories in eopolis. Once things are ready, he wants you to go inspect them to make sure everything is to your satisfaction

Of course, he also wants his business rivals and the general public to know he's into business with the Lightbeinger family.

A few days later, mr Percywell leaves Albion a very happy man, in front of a caravan protecting a wagon load of baking soda.

"Well, I hope everything works out alright" ~says Okaba a few days later while playing chess with you
"I think it will. Mr Percywell seemed quite enthusiastic about this project"
"Uh huh"

What do you want to do about mis Nichole?
Do you want to just ignore her?
And what about the other rumours?

So I was thinking, Float lets you fall with less damage. It follows that Heavy would make falls do more damage - you'll fall faster.

What we need is a way to invert Heavy. Not it's effect, it's direction. Set up a spell that fires this in a sequence - inverted heavy for a few seconds, then normal heavy until impact.

>>35859901
>What do you want to do about mis Nichole?
Ideally, I would've wanted Percywell around for this, but see if we can set up a distribution agreement for Black Lack with her. It's likely the factories in Eopolis will have excess baking soda to sell.

>>35859901
And what about the other rumors?
i want to check the spy on the ship rumors

>>35859902
Not necessarily. In the context of "becoming heavier", Heavy can only bring you up to 1g, or 9.81 m/s^2. You can't "invert" heavy without inverting gravity, and that's a significantly more complex spell.

>>35859901
>What do you want to do about mis Nichole?
refuse, recommend that she reconsiders what to offer, like trade agreements/restrictions, raw materials, troops, etc.

>>35859982
>Heavy can only bring you up to 1g, or 9.81 m/s^2.
>world where the gods can't into math so they made things work on basic arithmetic
>expect gravity to work like Earth

>>35859901
>Lightbeinger

Hope that isn't a typo, I don't want cultists flooding the town on a pilgrimage.

>>35859901
>Which Windows operating system am I running?
>This PC is running: Windows 7
>Beyond that, I dunno
I was asking which windows 7 actually

There is
>Win7 Starter
>Win7 Home
>Win7 Home pro
>Win7 pro
>Win7 enterprise
and all but starter come in both x32 and x64 versions.

I asked because starter doesn't have themes.
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/11243/how-to-personalize-windows-7-starter/

However, it is also likely that you simply have your user interface in your native language. in which case you need to type themes in your native language...
or do as >>35859733 said

>>35859936
that is a good idea.
send her his way.

>>35859901
>Other rumors
go reassure the wizard council that the flying dragon is just your summoned mount. don't want to cause a panic

>>35859901
What do you want to do about mis Nichole?
ask her to be a distributor then producer

>>35860028
Since mv speed is dictated by distance and completely ignores velocity, you can't exactly "fall faster" either.

>>35859901
And what about the other rumours?

check out the ship rumor

>>35860078
For the purposes of damage calculations you can totally fall faster.

Normal fall damage : 5 per foot above height
Fast fall damage: 15 per foot above height

>>35859901
Follow up both other rumors, starting with the dragon one

>Dragon rumor
reassure wizard council, explaining ourselves. don't want to be shot out of the sky by someone paranoid

>Skyship rumor
That one is someone offering a bounty for info on the flagship being produced by our shipyard for grandpa.
We do NOT want to reveal any info to them. but we should check it out in case its an enemy spy.
we should brink our neighbor, the one tasked with watching over us, with us. he should know how to deal with such things better and is really smooth with words too.

>>35860110
...IS there fall damage? I guess that means that regardless of fall height, it always happens instantly and resolves the damage.

But with regards to direction, it's like saying that all humand are under the [gravity] status effect and reversing that.

...that sounds, really, really stupid, but I SUPPOSE it works within the system.

>>35860207
>I guess that means that regardless of fall height, it always happens instantly and resolves the damage.
why would fall damage imply that falls occur instantly?

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>>35860038
found theme, set up dark. It looks horrible but i have to admit i can read stuff again

google asked me if i wanted to use the dark theme, i said yes and it showed me to a page full of themes, but i didint see any dark that wasnt also emo

***
You talk with miss Nichole Tessaly, and explain to her that for now you arent interested in exporting the process, and would much rather export the good itself.

She is a bit dissapointed, but understands your point of view. She says that for now the Black Lake Alliance Merchant Houses would like to buy all of your production, then. She offers you twice as much as you are getting in the market right now, making it 600g per month, but she wants exclusivity.

Since you are not interested in this either, and already sold this month's production to mr Percywell, you have to decline this, as well.

A few days later, miss Tessyla leaves town, after acquiring as much baking soda as she was able to find in the market.

Do you want to see about who is inquiring on the new ship, or visit the city hall about the golden dragon "issue"?

>>35860221
so it takes one round of "falling" to actually fall? Isn't that an easily abusable "stun" if any amount of fall height can trigger a round of "falling"?

>>35860252
>dark that wasnt also emo
oh, stop complaining. It saves a bit of electricity anyway.

>>35860257
my guess is that falling occurs at a specific speed, like walking.

now the question is, does slow magic make someone slow fall

>>35860252

Dragon issue, just go ahead and explain. I don't know how flashy we want to be though.

>>35860252
dragon first

>>35860252
see about who is inquiring on the new ship
we need to keep this secret

>>35860252
>visit the city hall about the golden dragon "issue"?

I'd rather not have some overeager wizard take potshots at us.

>>35860310
Probably not, since float exists. However, a valid tactic might be to cast float on someone and then get them up into the air somehow. They might be stuck in a 'fall' state for an extended period.

>>35860347
might as well call them skeet at that point

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>>35860252
>google asked me if i wanted to use the dark theme, i said yes and it showed me to a page full of themes, but i didn't see any dark that wasn't also emo

I don't know exactly what you need, but how about this one? Doesn't look too emo to me. Search for: Chrome High contrast color scheme

Or clicking this link should work:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/high-contrast/djcfdncoelnlbldjfhinnjlhdjlikmph?hl=en

>>35860396
We can totally call the spell we develop that.

20mp - Skeet: Affect an enemy with float and move them 60' into the air.

we need make sure our flying ship tech does not fall to empire hands

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>>35860252
btw i need to rename that image to dawn007.jpg, thus mentioning it

>>35860257
thats hilarious

>>35860310
i always thought it was like trying to run with mud up to your neck

***
Well, city hall was a rather iintimidating building. It looked very Saruman-like, and was fully of serious looking, bored mages talking about blasting the dragon next time someone spotted it.

They seemed genuinely disenchanted when they learnt it was someone's summoned mount.

Huh... they really wanted to shoot at us...

Well, they argued about it for a while, and in the end came up with something like a flying license for us, charging us 10g,,, probably just to be dicks about it.

It's probably a good thing that we solved that preemptively, really.

Placing the word on the guildhouse that we may know something about the new ship the coalition is building, we get a message from someone who wants to meet with us at the "Creeping Doom" BBQ & Bar downtown.

*Inform uncle Dan
*Go to the appointment
*Other

>>35860531
who is dawn?

>>35860531
>Inform uncle Dan

Bring Bras

>>35860531
>Inform uncle Dan

No reason not to.

>>35860531
>*Inform uncle Dan
Might as well.

>>35860531
>*Inform uncle Dan
dad put him here as a secret agent to protect us.

>>35860531
>*Inform uncle Dan
he can help the best

>>35860531
Now i really want to go get 10 levels of dancer real fast to unlock cadenero. The look on this guys face when he tries to stab us and it bounces off bare skin would be priceless.

>>35860531
I am now more curious about the government in this town.

>>35860252
Ah, I wish we would have dealt with this better.

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>>35860561
eh, someone we have yet to meet. I have a few pics from npcs we havent meet yet. I also posted Bella 001 I think

<-- like this

>>35860431
omg my world has sunshine again! thankyou so much man, I can actually read websites without copy/pasting everything to openoffice (i changed the colors there)

>>35860626
magocratic. Bunch of asshole mages (no sense of right or wrong)

***
We talk with uncle Danren, and explain the situation to us. He says he's going to rent a room there in advance so he can be in the table next to us together with some of his friends without rousing suspicions.

Honestly, he could probably just go with it. Maybe our godfather has read too many spy books. Well, as long as he'll be there anyway...

You go to this meeting together with Brass and Lyann. She may look like a cutesy little thing, but between Lyann and you, Brass is almost there for the looks.

As it turns out, it's a noble from Sbastia called Asmund Accussa. He's interested in the new ship for different reasons, albeit not neccesarily any better.

From what you remember from all those history books you read while mom had you grounded, Sbastia is a magocratic city state to the north of Eopolis. They specialize in demonology and necromancy, and while they are not openly hostile to the coalition, their contributions to the war were merely symbolic, if that.

"It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Asmund, count Asmund Accussa. Please, take a seat, of your own free will." ~he says, taking a look at Brass and Lyann with an amused expression that says he's not especially impressed.

>>35860780
>magocratic. Bunch of asshole mages (no sense of right or wrong)
heh. I laughed

>>35860780
>Please, take a seat, of your own free will.
that, is an odd turn of phrase.

>>35860850
He's a vampire. This is the equivalent of inviting him into a house.

>>35860932
its a seat, we are already inside
hey, what if vampires have mesmerizing powers? by following each "command" with a "of your own free will" it must serve as a counter to mesmerizing, thus proof that he is not mesmerizing us. Because if he just said "take a seat" it could be a mind controlling command. But ordering a mind controlled individual to have free will might nullify the control (as long as its verbal based control).

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>>35860850
http://youtu.be/y4dhj3So0SA

>>35860932
I forgot the "and leave some of the happiness you bring" bit
>>35861043
yes. he's being polite
***
Asmund looks like a young man in his late teens or early twenties, maybe. He is quite pale, and handsome in a rather delicate manner. His hair is quite dark, almost black, albeit you have heard black hair is exceedingly rare in this world.

He has red pupils, and smiles with slightly affemniate lips, albeit one cannot blame a man for the genes he may have inherited, after all.

"Would you like something to dine? I am afraid I already ...ate"
"No... thankyou."
"Alright, please, do tell me, at your leisure, what information you have."

You spot your godfather and his party descending into the common hall. He looks around and when he notices you, sits in a nearby table.

*Why do you want to know?
*Accussa? I have heard that name before
*Tell him what you know, then ask questions.

>>35860780
Fucking vampires.
Doesn't casting through our sword let us drain mana when we shoot that dragon spell that drains all mana for maximum damages? I was thinking that should be nerfed the other thread, but if it's a Vampire... Vampires are just asking for smitings.

Also, tried to find that spell in the PDF and I couldn't.

>>35861141
>*Accussa? I have heard that name before

>>35861141
>*Accussa? I have heard that name before

>>35861141
>*Accussa? I have heard that name before

>>35861143
>Racism
why you so racist anon? demons are ok but vampires bad?

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>>35861143
arcanist
ctrl+f dragon's force

And the sword gets us the mana from the 1st blasting, but after that theres no way to get mana back until the next day

http://youtu.be/k_53LEwnGXU

>>35861218
>>35861179
>>35861171

He laughs, softly. Somehow, it is a musical sound, but it feels as if someone was dragging nails over a blackboard, all the same.

"Perhaps you have, for I know it is used commonly on this side of the ocean. Likewise, did you know the word "Kal" ahead of an elf's name means "freely enslaved"? often, elf daugthers who will be sold by their tribes, adopt it as part of their name. A symbol of free will, and submission to their fate on behalf of their tribe." ~he says~ "Now, where are my manners, I haven't asked your name!"

*Identify yourself properly
*Give him a fake name
*Dragonforce to the face
*Other

>>35861392
*Give him a fake name
caution first fight later

>>35861392
>*Give him a fake name

Dragonforce does less damage than our magic bullet if we're just using mana.

>>35861392
Fake name. True names give one power, power over us in this case. Needs to not give him any bonuses to his disciplines.

>>35861392
>*Identify yourself properly

>>35861450
>True name
that is a magical term that refers to a magical identification, not your given birth name
>Fake name, real names give power
No indication of that, furthermore, our name is not in any way shape or form secret and can be easily acquired just by asking a bit around town. Not to mention that considering our position other nations probably already know it.

Also, just because he is a vampire from a necromancy/demonology tower doesn't mean he is evil and that we must smite him. They are at least nominally supportive of the alliance.

>>35861519
be wary of wolfs in sheep's clothing is what i have to say about that

>>35861519
Not true in every system, that's the thing about magic. Certain things remain constant and similar terms are used, but the how, what, and why of it all is different.

Also, I'm worried about him making the connection between our name and the cult. As a vampire, a potential extra rare meal is right in front of him.

Sure, they only say the bloodline is divine and he may not believe it, but one has to wonder if that will be detectable on the palette. There's an easy way to find out, and it's sitting right in front of him.

>>35861519
>They are at least nominally supportive of the alliance.
its funny that we assume that the alliance is not evil just because its headed by our family
i mean, it takes its soldiers orphans and sells them as slaves.

PS. I am so totally for world domination on the side of good. (been mentioned last thread)

>>35861591
There is nothing sheep clothing about vampire necromancer demonlogists. its as wolf clothing as you can get.
I am saying that MAYBE they are a sheep in wolf clothing and we shouldn't rush to smite them.

>>35861443
Magic bullet doesn't do it all in one round though. Also, isn't it a spell trick, not a spell? Can we not use the magic bullet trick on dragonforce?

>35861392
>arcanist
Arcanist is not listed in the latest PDF as linked in >>35854395

It goes straight from Alchemist to Archbishop.

Damn archbishop must have betrayed the arcanist... Never trust a man in a pope hat! Or vampires.

>>35861318
Damn straight. Untold generations of my ancestors blood is boiling in fear and anger at the thought of Vampires, telling me it wants to stay right where it is thank you very much.