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"We're looking for Tien and Chiaotzu," you tell the three-eyed man.

"Well, you found them," he says, looking at you. "But who are you?"

He looks at Bulma. "Yours?"

She shakes her head, face red. "No! This is Kaguya. He's...a friend of Goku's."

"Okay....so why'd you come out here looking for us?" Tien asks.

"Yeah, what are you doing out here?" a woman's voice asks behind the two.

The blonde woman who shot at you walks around them, rocket launcher on her shoulders.

"I hope you have a good reason."

>A. Tell the woman, the three-eyed man, and the tiny floating person what's going on

>B. Let Bulma do the talking

>C. Ask the woman who she is

>>35859869
>C. Ask the woman who she is
Exposition

>>35859869
>C. Ask the woman who she is

>>35859869
>>C. Ask the woman who she is
Why do I have a feeling that the Universe will forget you exist soon?

>>35859920
Who?

>>35859957
Lunch.

>>35859920
>>35859917
>>35859891
"Who are you?" you ask the blond woman.

Immediately, she takes the rocket launcher off of her shoulders and aims it at you.

"I'm the one asking the questions, you little creep!" she yells, while the three-eyed man and tiny floating person panic beside her.

"Hey, what, are you crazy?" Bulma demands. "Put that thing down!"

"Don't tell me what to do!" the other woman yells, aiming at Bulma now, not that it really matters; if she shoots one of you, the other will get hit.

The three-eyed man, snatches the rocket launcher from the woman.

"Enough," he tells her.

She reacts differently than expected; smiling and running her hand up and down the three-eyed man's arm.

"Whatever you say, Tien," she tells him.

He gives her an uncomfortable look. "Launch, what are you even doing out here?"

"I need a place to lie low for a while," she answers. "You can help me out, right Tien?"

"I don't think so," Tien answers, looking back at you and Bulma. "So, what's going on?"

>A. Tell Tien the situation

>B. Let Bulma do the talking

>>35860104
>A. Tell Tien the situation

>>35860104
>A. Tell Tien the situation

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>>35860178
>>35860151
You explain everything to Tien, from who you are to the events of the past few days. You tell him of Raditz, and how you helped Goku and Piccolo defeat him and rescue Goku's son. You tell him how Goku died in the battle, and how Raditz's partners will arrive on Earth in one year. You finish off by telling him that everyone is gathering to train on Kami's Lookout.

The tiny man, who you guess must be Chiaotzu, looks up at Tien with concern.

"Goku's really gone?" he asks.

"I guess so, Chiaotzu," Tien replies. "I can't believe there was someone stronger than Goku...and now two more are on their way."

He punches his left palm. "We only have a year to get ready, so we'd better get started."

Bulma beams beside you. "Great! Everyone is meeting at Kame House."

"Chiaotzu and I will be there soon," Tien promises, turning and walking back towards the house.

"Oh no you don't!" Launch says, running after him.

Bulma gives Launch a disgusted look before climbing back into her vehicle.

>A. Climb in

>B. Follow Tien and Launch

>>35860583
>A. Climb in

>>35860583
>A. Climb in

>>35860583
>A. Climb in
Didn't know this was running earlier than usual

>>35860668
>>35860636
>>35860629
You hop in the vehicle, and Bulma takes off. As you rise into the air, you observe the blonde woman screaming into the front door of the house, and pulling a gun seemingly out of nowhere.

The last thing you see as you fly off is Launch pouring bullets into the house.

It takes a little while, but you make it back to Kame House. Krillin and Master Roshi are standing out on the beach, the old man observing as Krillin fires some sort of blue energy attack into the ocean.

The pair look up and wave as you get closer, and approach the vehicle as you touch down. Bulma steps out first and walks around to the pair of bald men. You step out a few seconds later.

"Well, are they coming?" Krillin asks anxiously.

"Yep, they'll all be here soon!" Bulma assures him.

Krillin grins. "Great! With all of us working together, we can handle these Saiyans no problem!"

"Well, nothing to do now except wait," Bulma says.

>A. Wait for the others to arrive

>B. Go inside and get some food

>C. Go inside and take a nap

>D. Ask Krillin and Master Roshi if they can teach you anything while you wait

>>35860851
>>D. Ask Krillin and Master Roshi if they can teach you anything while you wait
Maybe we can learn the Ultimate Turtle Style, Ultimate Secret Technique.
Or maybe just how to fly.

>>35860851
>D. Ask Krillin and Master Roshi if they can teach you anything while you wait

>>35860851
>D. Ask Krillin and Master Roshi if they can teach you anything while you wait

>>35860851
>>D. Ask Krillin and Master Roshi if they can teach you anything while you wait
Distructo disc get

>>35860863
Might need to learn to how to channel our ki first

>>35860910
>>35860895
>>35860863
>>35860919

"Krillin? Master Roshi? Can you two teach me anything while we wait?" you ask.

"That seems like a good idea," Master Roshi tells you. "I can teach you the Kamehameha wave."

"Uhh...Master Roshi, shouldn't he learn how to fly first?" Krillin asks.

"Nonsense! You and Goku didn't know how to fly when you learned the technique," Roshi replies. "Besides, you can teach him to fly later."

"I can teach him the Kamehameha later, too," Krillin points out. "We'll probably only have time to teach him one thing before the others get here. If we need to travel to Kami's, flying might be helpful."

You wonder if you should remind Krillin that Kami said he would provide transport there.

"Well, it's the boys' decision," Master Roshi tells Krillin calmly, his eyes focused on you. "So, what would you like to learn?"

>A. Kamehameha

>B. Flight

>C. Nevermind, you want to take a nap

>D. Nevermind, you want food

>>35861018
>A. Kamehameha

>>35861018
>A. Kamehameha
Time to split the ocean apart

>>35861018
KAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAMMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35861018
>A. Kamehameha
Time to be better than Krillin

>>35861018
>Flight
Krillin's probably right, we can learn fancy stuff later. Let's go with the basics first.

>>35861112
>>35861111
>>35861059
>>35861052
Sorry, computer shut down, writing update now

>>35861112
>>35861111
>>35861059
>>35861052
You tell the pair that you want to learn the Kamehameha wave.

Master Roshi laughs triumphantly while Krillin sighs in exasperation at the old man.

"Now that's a smart boy!" Roshi yells. "Now, let the master show you how it's done."

He strolls to the water's edge and drops his walking stick. Putting one foot back, he brings his hands to his right side, cupping them together.

"Kaaa....." he begins, and you see a blue ball of light begin to form in his palms.

"Me....Ha......Meeee......" he continues, and the ball becomes larger and brighter.

"HAAAAA!!!!!!" he thrusts his hands forward, and a beam of blue light shoots from his palms and out into the ocean.

Of course, you immediately realize this is the attack you saw Goku use against Raditz, and Krillin practicing a few moments ago.

Master Roshi turns back towards you. "See? It's that easy."

>A. Try it yourself

>B. Ask how he did that

>C. You changed your mind, you want to learn how to fly

>>35861963
>B. Ask how he did that

>>35861963
>B. Ask how he did that
But only after trying and failing to do it ourself just through mimicry.

>>35861963
>A. Try it yourself

>>35861963
>A. Try it yourself
Lets do it!

>>35861963
>A. Try it yourself

>>35861963
A then B if we fail

>>35862037
>>35862063
>>35862068
you bitch ass niggas...

>>35862068
>>35862063
>>35862037
Of course, you want to try it for yourself at once!

Rushing eagerly to the spot next to Roshi, you copy his previous movements, putting your right foot back and cupping your hands at your side.

"Kaaaa...." you start, and immediately feel a rush of...something.

"Meeeee....." your hands feel really really warm, but you don't look at them, keeping focused on doing this right.

"Haaa....meeeee......" your hands feel hotter and hotter now, and you feel something pushing to be released.

"HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

You thrust your hands forward, and a massive beam of blue light explodes into the ocean ahead of you, surging across the water and disappearing into the horizon.

Beside you, Master Roshi stares in the direction of your attack, his expression unreadable. Turning around, you find Krillin staring at you in shock.

>A. Ask how you did

>B. Tell them that was easy

>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now

>>35862263
>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now
We cocky bastard now

>>35862263
>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now
That was fun, but let's try something different.

>>35862263
>A. Ask how you did

>>35862263
>>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now
AhahahahahAHAHAHAAH!!

>>35862263
>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now

>>35862263
>A. Ask how you did
>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now

>I will never know how to do a kamehameha wave because of anonymous posters on 4chan

>>35862348
You focus energy into your hands.

>>35862263
>C. Ask if you can learn to fly now

>>35862357
You want me to shit in my hands?

>>35862348
>>35862263
totally did it.

>>35862263
C

>>35862387
Exactly, you should be good at it, it's something you're used to.

>>35862263
>A. Ask how you did

>>35862276
>>35862284
>>35862298
>>35862307
>>35862380
>>35862418
"Can I learn how to fly now?" you ask eagerly.

Master Roshi turns to you. "I'm afraid Krillin will have to be the one to teach you that."

Krillin meanwhile, is still looking out at the ocean in disbelief. Master Roshi stays silent while he recovers.

"That was...incredible," Krillin tells you. "I didn't think you'd be able to do it so quickly."

"I thought the same thing when I trained you and Goku," Master Roshi tells him. "You'd be surprised how quickly children can pick things up."

"Right," Krillin says, looking at you. "So, you want to learn how to fly?"

He walks over, hands on his hips. "It's actually really easy, once you know how to do it."

He takes his hands off his hips, and slowly lifts off the ground, hovering just a few feet above you. "Just take your energy, and push it upward. Your body will follow."

>A. Give it a try

>B. Ask how you direct your energy

>C. What's energy?

>D. He isn't making sense

>>35862566
>>C. What's energy?
>B. Ask how you direct your energy

>>35862566
>C
We don't even know what you are talking about bald man.

>>35862566
>>C. What's energy?

>>35862566
>A. Give it a try
Come on fuck up and laser feet

>>35862566
E. try to push energy out through our feet instead, like a robot with rocket legs.

>>35862594
>>35862595
>>35862618
tybg

>>35862566
>C. What's energy?

>>35862594
>>35862595
>>35862618
"What's energy, and how do I direct it?" you ask.

"What's energy?" he repeats incredulously. "Did you already forget what you just did?"

He laughs not unkindly and floats over to the water's edge, landing and extending a hand towards the ocean. A second later, a yellow beam of light flies over the waves.

"Every living thing has energy inside it," Krillin explains, turning towards you. "It's how we run, how we fight, how we do pretty much anything. That Kamehameha you just did was an energy attack, and you did a great job with it!"

He walks back over, standing right in front of you. "As for directing it, once you're aware of it, you start to learn to tell it what to do. It's not hard. Just will the energy inside your body to move upwards."

>A. Try it

>B. That's stupid

>C. You still don't get it

>>35862775
>A. Try it

>>35862775
>A. Try it

>>35862775
>A. Try it

>>35862775
>A. Try it
We've felt it once, so it shouldn't be hard.

>>35862796
>>35862816
>>35862834
>>35862872
After hearing Krillin explain it, you decide you're ready to give it a try.

You do as Krillin said, willing the energy in your body to move upwards. As he said, being aware of what energy is and where it is makes the job easy. Well, relatively speaking, easy. It still takes almost half a minute of intense focus for anything to happen.

Then, slowly, you begin to lift off the ground. Inch by inch, you climb higher, until you're higher than the roof of Kame House. Looking down, you see Krillin grinning up at you.

"That's it!" he calls excitedly. "You've got it!"

>A. Try flying around a bit

>B. Land

>>35862983
>A. Try flying around a bit

>>35862983
>A. Try flying around a bit

>>35862983
>A. Try flying around a bit
Nothing too extreme, though.

>>35862983
>>A. Try flying around a bit

>>35863055
>>35863050
>>35863030
>>35863005
Phase one is complete: you have successfully made it off of the ground.

Phase two is to actually travel using flight. So, you direct your energy in various directions, and your body follows. It's a bit rough at first, but after a few minutes, you're zipping around through the sky above the island, free as a bird, and scaring a few of them in the process.

While you fly, you feel a vaguely familiar energy approaching, and a moment later see Yamcha, now dressed in an identical outfit to those worn by Goku and Krillin, land on the beach. He looks up at you, a shocked expression on his face, and then says something to Krillin. Krillin says something back, and Yamcha laughs nervously.

Bulma steps outside, takes one look at Yamcha, huffs, and walks back into the house.

Krillin glances towards the ocean, then flies up to you.

"Hey, Tien and Chiaotzu will be here any minute," he tells you. "Are you all ready to go?"

Suddenly, you feel two powers approaching the island. Krillin's right; they'll be here very soon.

>A. You're ready

>B. You're hungry

>C. You're tired

>D. You changed your mind about all of this

>>35863170
>>B. You're hungry

>>35863170
>>A. You're ready
We can sleep when we're dead.
I hear King Kai's a decent cook

>A. You're ready
We need to think of a joke before we die and see King Kai or he won't train use

>>35863170
>B. You're hungry

See if we can see the "energy" in the Fish around the island.
Catch a few.
We can cook and eat 'em when we reach our destination.

>>35863440
I like it.

>>35863279
Hey did you see that snake lady? Boy was she scarly
Scaly+scary I'm so ashamed of this joke

>>35863279
One morning, Bill Clinton woke up and found a red rash around the base of his dick, just interrupt me if you've heard this one.

>>35863503
Lipstick Remover.

>>35863279

So what kind of Kai wears a crown?
A Kaiser.

>>35863279

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase.

>>35863514
Yeah, I figured. It's a fucking classic, though.

>>35863553
I doubt a 5 year old would know it though

>>35863279
"Yamcha."

>>35863571
You'd probably be surprised.

>>35863574
It is my personal goal in this quest to keep Krillin, Yamcha and ourselves relevant to the plot.

HUMAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

>>35863632
>Implyng we were ever relevant to the plot

>>35863536
>>35863546
Both 10/10 did laugh

>>35863608
Admittedly I don't know many 5 year olds

>>35863661
Count yourself blessed.

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>>35863468
>>35863440
>>35863234
"I'm hungry," you tell Krillin.

He rubs the back of his head. "Well, I think we can probably fix something real quick."

You have your own idea. You close your eyes, and try to feel the energy of the fish around the island. You strain yourself, putting every ounce of focus your five year old mind can muster to locate them.

"Uhh...what are you doing?" Krillin asks, shattering your concentration.

Well, so much for that plan.

An instant later, Tien and Chiaotzu land on the beach. Yamcha walks over to greet them, and Krillin grins down at them.

"Well, looks like it's time to go," Krillin says before flying back down to the beach.

You follow, and land at his right side.

"So, how exactly are we getting to Kami's Lookout?" Tien asks.

"The same way Goku did," Yamcha suggests.

"That won't be necessary," an unfamiliar voice says as a strange figure fades into existence in front of you.

Whatever it is, it is large, with incredibly dark skin and wearing a rather silly looking outfit. He stands atop what appears to be a flying carpet.

"Hello, everyone," he greets.

>A. Hello!

>B. Ask who he is

>C. Stay quiet

>>35863700
>A. Hello!
Gotta act the same way we did with kami

>>35863700
>A. Hello!

>>35863700
A

>>35863700
Aw shit it's Popo

>A. Hello!

>>35863700
>>A. Hello!

>>35863700
>D

Fucking run

>>35863700
>>35863777
seconded.

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>>35863700
>C. Stay quiet
IF WE DON'T SPEAK, MAYBE IT WON'T REALIZE WE'RE HERE.

>>35863700
Scream in terror.

Also, pretty sure that flying description is inconsistent with how it is in the show.

>>35863760
>>35863751
>>35863747
>>35863742
>>35863734
"Hello!" you greet cheerfully.

The stranger smiles. "Hello there. I am Mr. Popo. Kami sent me to transport you all to his Lookout."

"How are you going to do that?" Krillin asks.

"I'll transport you all on my carpet," Popo answers.

"It's not very big," Yamcha points out.

"I'll transport you one at a time," Popo explains calmly.

"Wouldn't it be faster to just fly ourselves, then?" Krillin asks.

Popo grins. "Not at all. Climb aboard and I'll show you."

Everyone looks at each other, trying to decide who should go first.

>A. Climb on the carpet

>B. Stay quiet

>>35863777
>>35863783
>>35863794
>>35863819
>Being rude to Mr. Popo
It's like you want to die or something.

>>35863845
>B. Stay quiet
We've already talked once out of turn.

>>35863845
>A. Climb on the magic carpet
Because fuck it, someone's got to go first.

>>35863845
>A. Climb on the carpet
Why are you all so racist? Lets go

>>35863845
A. get there first and raid the fridge

>>35863845
>>A. Climb on the carpet

Gotta arrive first. Gonna eat all the foodstuffs and get all the trainings!

>>35863845
>A. Climb on the carpet
Be all excited n shit

>>35863845
>A. Climb on the carpet

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>>35863918
>>35863915
>>35863907
>>35863890
>>35863883
>>35863881
You volunteer, confidently, and excitedly, waltzing up to the carpet and hopping aboard. In an instant, everything vanishes, and you find yourself on what you guess must be the Lookout.

It doesn't look like much. A single, large building sits on the far end, in front of which are rows of trees, and flower beds. You see that the surface is covered in square tiles, which is odd, because the Lookout appears to be circular.

You hop off the carpet and turn back to Popo.

He smiles. "Be right back."

He vanishes, and an instant later returns with Yamcha, then Krillin, then Chiaotzu, then Tien.

"So, this is Kami's place," Tien mutters as he looks around.

"Yes, welcome," Mr. Popo says as he steps off his carpet. "Very few people have ever seen it, let alone come as guests of Kami."

"For the home of the guardian of the Earth, it's not very impressive," Yamcha comments as he walks around the trees.

"Please, show some respect," Popo says.

>A. Ask where Kami is

>B. Ask if you can have something to eat

>C. You agree with Yamcha

>>35864049
>>B. Ask if you can have something to eat
food.

>>35864049
So, uh, so, is this Abridged Popo, or regularly Popo

I want to know so we can avoid missing our place in the pecking order.

>>35864049
>D. Say the trees and plants and flowers and stuff look nice.

>>35864049
>B. Ask if you can have something to eat

Food now Kami later

>>35864049
>B. Ask if you can have something to eat
Good tea. Nice house.

>>35864049
B
Food, we need food

>>35864094
Given that you don't know this IC, just wing it for now

>>35864049
>A. Ask where Kami is

>>35864132
True, true.

>>35864049
>B
We are five, we have our priorities straight. Disregard god, acquire consumables.

>>35864094
Is there a difference?

>>35864163
Regular Popo is a doofy but (relatively) powerful genie in service to Kami.

Abridged Popo is a potential rapist eldritch abomination who terrifies/destroys everything he has encountered so far with no effort. The Dragon obeys him utterly. He is kept in check only by a regular supply of drugs and his tenuous respect for Kami.

>>35864049
Ask how all these squares make a circle.

>>35864212
Eh, he might have been sort of disquieted by Cell.
I think tfs might be setting Popo up to get shrekt by Buu.

>>35864212
>>35864163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxr10LlOp48

>>35864212
allthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircleallthesesqauresmakeacircle

>>35864276
He was on a trip induced by a literal of gallon of acid.

>>35864163
Abridged Popo is the strongest in the show, also an asshole
Normal Popo is kind and friendly but about as strong as Tien or so. Though it is canon that he can train with Super Saiyan Goten and Super Saiyan Trunks and do well at that

>>35864317
Which was coincidentally right before Cell showed up, Kami even said he'd never seen Popo so high.

>>35864272
See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyKwyAWJZcI

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>>35864082
>>35864098
>>35864101
>>35864103
>>35864154
"Mr. Popo, can I have something to eat?" you ask.

He nods. "Of course. I'll bring you out some food. Be back in a few minutes."

He turns and slowly walks to the building, disappearing inside.

"I hope he brings a lot," a new voice says.

Turning, you find a somewhat short, fat man with black spikey hair, wearing orange clothing, and carrying a sword leaning against one of the trees.

"Yajirobe, what are you doing here?" Krillin asks.

"Korin told me to come train with you guys so I can help fight the Saiyans," the fat man explains, sounding less than thrilled at the idea.

"What are you going to do, sit on them?" Krillin asks.

"At least I'm tall enough to punch them in spots other than their legs!" Yajirobe yells back.

Krillin and Yajirobe walk up to each other and glare in one another's faces. You're pretty sure that they're about to fight when Popo returns with several bowls of fruit and some tasty smelling meats.

"Here you are," he says calmly to you.

Yajirobe immediately stops arguing with Krillin and rushes over to the food, digging in. You take a seat and eat as well, soon sated.

"So, when do we start our training with Kami?" Tien asks.

"Kami will come train you when he feels you are ready." Popo responds.

"But he's the one who called for us!" Yamcha points out.

"Yes, but he is not convinced that you are prepared just yet," Popo replies. "When he has decided you are ready, he will come. For now, I suggest training amongst yourselves."

"Alright then, sparring time!" Yamcha says excitedly.

"Fine, let's all pair up," Tien agrees.

>A. Ask to spar with Tien

>B. Ask to spar with Krillin

>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha

>D. Ask to spar with Chiaotzu

>E. Ask to spar with Yajirobe

>>35864590
C

Let's kick Yamcha's ass then work our way up the food chain.

>>35864590
Fly vs. Yajirobe, purely to troll him.

Then spar with Yamcha since he's on par with our raw strength and can probably teach us martial arts.

>>35864590
>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha
Gotta teach him to not let his guard down even when the oppenent is down

>>35864590
>>B. Ask to spar with Krillin
>>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha
Either or works

>>35864590
>>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha

We'll save you Yamcha

>>35864590
>A. Tien
We'll have to get used to facing opponents much larger than us, and Tien is a better fighter to learn from than Yamcha.

>>35864590
>>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha
sure why not, start with the bottom rise to the top.

>>35864639
>>35864643
>>35864645
>>35864649
>>35864682
Yes, let's break his other leg.

>>35864590
>C. Ask to spar with Yamcha

>>35864639
>>35864643
>>35864645
>>35864649
>>35864682
>>35864735
>>35864711
You ask Yamcha if he'd like to spar with you.

He laughs uncomfortably. "Sure, kid. I'll go a few rounds with you."

You get the distinct impression that he's not going to take you very seriously.

The two of you get into fighting poses, Yamcha quickly adopting a cocky grin.

"Alright, kid, let's see what you've got," he challenges.

Yep, he's definitely not taking you very seriously. Maybe you should fix that.

>A. Attack head on with everything you have; show him that fighting you is very serious

>B. Try out your Kamehameha wave

>C. Take off into the air, make him follow you

>D. Wait for him to make the first move

>>35864854
>>A. Attack head on with everything you have; show him that fighting you is very serious
fuck him up!

>>35864854
C followed by B.

>>35864854
C

>>35864854
>B. Try out your Kamehameha wave

Make sure nothing's behind him that we don't want to ruin, though.

>>35864854
>D
Slide under his legs and kick him from behind. Use our size to our advantage.

>>35864854
D is partician, we move like water, use his own movements against him and blow him the fuck out

>>35864884
Mistake. That technique takes time to use, and I doubt that Yamcha is going to simply allow us that time.

Also, we're a fair bit stronger than he is. A Kamehameha may be overdoing it.

Combination of C and D.

>>35864854

>A. Attack head on with everything you have; show him that fighting you is very serious

>>35864854
>>D. Wait for him to make the first move

We'll pay dead and then ambush him from behind.

>>35865022
>we'll play dead
>as a kid
>in training
>where the logical response for yamcha is to leave us for dead and turn his back rather than try to save us and get us medical help
Literally Retarded.

>>35864875
>>35864882
>>35864934
You're going to play this carefully. Slowly, you rise into the air, making it so that Yamcha will have to come after you.

You move slowly, and wait patiently. You'll let him make the first move, and respond accordingly. Simple, yet effective, especially if your enemy underestimates you.

Yamcha takes off and flies right at you, pulling back his fist for a powerful punch. He probably expect to end the fight with just that one attack.

You're happy to disappoint him.

As he reaches you and throws his punch, you lean back and fly under him, kicking him right in the gut. From that position, you also are able to give a good punch to the jaw.

Yamcha is caught completely off-guard by this, so his counterattack is slow, making it easy for you avoid. When he throws his punch, you fly down to the ground, landing and looking up at him.

Yamcha stares down at you, shocked. You're sure he'll be taking you seriously from this point forward.

>A. Get into a defensive stance; prepare to withstand whatever onslaught he brings

>B. Attack head on; show him just how strong you really are

>C. Use your Kamehameha wave

>>35864854
>A.) Knock his smug ass right off the lookout

>>35865099
A

>>B. Attack head on; show him just how strong you really are
Balance defense with offense

>>35865099
>A. Get into a defensive stance; prepare to withstand whatever onslaught he brings

Gotta build our endurance if we end up fighting nappa

>>35865099
>>B. Attack head on; show him just how strong you really are
attack, attack, attack!!!

>>35865099
>A. Get into a defensive stance; prepare to withstand whatever onslaught he brings
Make him come to us, then get in close.

Forcing him to in-fight plays our size to our own advantage.

>>35865099
>A. Get into a defensive stance; prepare to withstand whatever onslaught he brings

>>35865085
>Sparing with five year old
>Punch kid
>Kid goes down
>Kid stays down
>Freak out and call for help
>Kid kicks you in the back

Truly an idiot, par none.

>>35865085
>>35865150
Yamcha is probably stupid enough to fall for it

>>35865150
>people need to turn around to call for help
>people will take their eyes off the injured kid in this situation

Stop being retarded. It isn't funny. It was never funny.

>>35865150
>par none
That's... not how that phrase works, anon.

The phrase is "BAR none", and it's meant to be an absolute superlative. As in "bar none from the comparison". As in, "Yamcha is the weakest main character in the series, bar none".

>>35865212
>caring is stupid
pls let's not talk shit about yamcha until he's truly worthless ie namek

>>35865137
>>35865123
>>35865117
>>35865150
You get into a defensive stance, preparing yourself to withstand whatever attacks he throws your way.

A moment later he plummets towards you like a comet, bringing his fist back again. You leap backwards, and his fist slams into the ground of the Lookout. Immediately, he pursues, reaching you in seconds.

Now, when he attacks, he does so quickly, keeping you too focused on defense to counter. You manage to block every attack he throws your way, but he still manages to push you backwards across the lookout, continuing to assail you with a flurry of punches and kicks.

You block and dodge as you quickly give ground, realizing that you can't win if you're kept on the defensive like this.

>A. Try to counter, though the effort could leave you vulnerable

>B. Push back and take to the sky

>C. Push back and take to the sky, then throw a Kamehameha his way

>D. Catch one of his punches or kicks and try throwing him over your shoulder

>>35865230
I am well aware of that, however my cellphone doesn't seem to care for either my intent or your explanations.

>>35865232
You mean the moment the Sayians show up. He gets killed by a Sabiamen.

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Hey everyone let's all shitpost and complain

>>35865289
Before he does he holds his own for a bit which is good enough

>>35865281
>C. Push back and take to the sky, then throw a Kamehameha his way

>>35865281
C, destroy the lookout.

>>35865281
>A. Try to counter, though the effort could leave you vulnerable
Slide in past a punch, get close.

>>35865289
He wrecks the Saibaman without much effort then gets blindsided with a suicide move, thus informing the rest of the team as to the Saibamen's abilities.

>>35865281
>D. Catch one of his punches or kicks and try throwing him over your shoulder

>>35865281
D, let's not give away the secret yet

>>35865281
>C. Push back and take to the sky, then throw a Kamehameha his way

>>35865306
I wish there was a pokemon game like that
Or one where you could catch all of them without needing to trade

>>35865281
>>A. Try to counter, though the effort could leave you vulnerable

>>35865281
>D. Catch one of his punches or kicks and try throwing him over your shoulder

>>35865289
Though to be honest he did fine in that fight.

Suicide bomber Sabiaman was just really fucking cheap.

>>35865281
>D
Korin will get mad if we destroy part of his home

>>35865281
>D. Catch one of his punches or kicks and try throwing him over your shoulder

Literally anything but C.

>>35865307
>he can hold his own against something as strong as Raditz
Wow, that's great.

>>35865281
D, pretty sure kamehameha ends the fight. Let's see if we can hit him first

>>35865372
At this point yea it is since Radtiz wrecked everyone

>>35865281
>E
>Grab onto him and self destruct

>>35865372
Considering Piccolo and Goku needed to lose an arm and commit suicide respectively to beat him?
Yeah, it really is.

And hell, that only happens because Raditz was the only Sayian in his three man squad who for some reason never trained his races one glaring weak point.

>>35865429

Too soon

>>35865389
The Saiyans could literally grow Raditzs. He was so redundant they could grow crops as strong as him. The average Freeza trooper was 2-3 times as powerful as him. Not the special folks like Zarbon or Dadoria or even Cui, but fucking mooks.

The series got a little dumb fast.

>>35865373
>>35865369
>>35865368
>>35865363
>>35865342
>>35865340
The next time Yamcha throws a punch, you catch it and quickly throw your opponent over your shoulder and into the air.

It takes only a few seconds for him to recover from his surprise and right himself in the air. He turn and flies towards you at an incredible speed, giving you only seconds to decide your next move.

>A. Defend; hopefully he'll wear himself down

>B. Meet him head on and show him what you can do

>C. Use your Kamehameha

>D. Try one of those quick energy attacks Krillin showed you on the beach

>>35865478
>>D. Try one of those quick energy attacks Krillin showed you on the beach
why not.

>>35865478
>D
We got some space, put it to use.

>>35865478
Roll left and fire the Kamehameha.

>>35865478
>B. Meet him head on and show him what you can do

>>35865478
>E. Jump on his back

>>35865478
>>D. Try one of those quick energy attacks Krillin showed you on the beach

>>35865478
B. Even if we lose we need to see how strong we can throw a punch

>>35865478
>B. Meet him head on and show him what you can do

>>35865478
>>B. Meet him head on and show him what you can do

OP submit the next set of options via strawpoll

>>35865574
I will same fag the worst option just to prove that's a stupid idea.

>>35865574
There's no reason for that and several reasons to not do that.

>>35865574
See >>35865578

Your suggestion solves nothing. I won't say you're stupid for suggesting it, because it should go without saying.

>>35865574
>>35865578
>>35865592
>>35865593
Strawpoll is too easily rigged.

http://strawpoll.me/2895041

>>35865593
>>35865592
>>35865578
>>35865574
OP does first option to 3 (read the OP), so samefagging only matters if there are fewer than 3 people playing.

>>35865612
Delicious taste /tg/. How can you rig a strawpoll though?

>>35865634
I'll take "What is Proxy" for 100, Alex.

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Good work /tg/ I am proud of you.
I invite you to join me in the valhalla of poll rigging and shitposting.

>>35865644
Wouldn't be a lot of hassle for.... nevermind

>>35865634
Clear your cookies, do it again, repeat.
You can rig strawpoll so hard

>>35865518
>>35865503
>>35865496
You don't have the time to use a Kamehameha wave, and you're not sure how well another bout of physical fighting would work out for you.

So, you take a bit of a gamble. Pulling back your right hand, you focus a bit of energy into your palm. At the last second, you thrust your hand forward, shooting a beam of yellow energy at Yamcha, and landing a perfect hit with it.

Yamcha clearly did not expect your attack, as he doesn't even defend from it. It hits him right in the face, sending him tumbling backwards through the air until he crashes on the ground, sliding a few feet on his shoulders before his legs drop down, leaving him lying face-down on the Lookout.

After a few seconds, he pushes himself back to his feet.

"Okay kid, you're pretty good," he says. "But I've still got a trick or two up my sleeve."

He steps back, lowering his left arm and raising his right arm. Crouching, he springs towards you, keeping his arms in those positions.

>A. Get into a defensive stance

>B. Meet his charge head on

>C. Fire another energy blast

>D. Use your Kamehameha wave

>E. Fall back and throw energy blasts his way

>F. Take to the sky and throw energy blasts his way

>>35865694
>B. Meet his charge head on
Because why not.

>>35865694
>F. Take to the sky and throw energy blasts his way
COmpletely fuck up his momentum

>dbz shota fighter and trap shota neko kissing awkwardly and hungrily while everyone else is training
pls yes

>>35865694
How far away is he? If we think we can get off a kamehameha before he gets to us, then
>D. Use your Kamehameha wave

>>35865694
>B. Meet his charge head on
Wolf Fang Fist get?

>>35865694
>B

>>35865694
>>D. Use your Kamehameha wave

>>35865694
>F. Take to the sky and throw energy blasts his way
Seems best

>>35865694
>D. Use your Kamehameha wave
Time for a counter surprise

>>35865694
A or D I'm not sure. wolf gang fist is gonna be a bitch. he'll dodge all the blasts but if you wait for him to get close enough or prepare only to defend I think you'll survive it

B because let's get rekt

>>35865694
>>E. Fall back and throw energy blasts his way

>>35865714
>>35865722
>>35865724
You decide that you're tried of running and staying on the defensive. So, you meet his charge head on.

Yamcha grins as you approach.

"Let's see how you like my Wolf Fang Fist!" he shouts as the two of you meet, and you swear you hear the howl of a wolf as he attacks.

He throws a combo of clawing and punching your way, each attack seeming much stronger than what he displayed previously. And, due to his arms being longer than yours, his attack reaches you before you can hit him.

You take every last hit, being thoroughly smacked around and battered before Yamcha hits you in the chest with a double palm strike, sending you flying backwards and crashing to the ground on your back. Your body hurts, but you manage to stand. However, you doubt you'll be able to get back up so easily after another attack like that.

>A. Surrender

>B. Charge him; all or nothing

>C. Get into a defensive stance and hope you have enough strength to stop his attacks

>D. Throw energy blasts at him

>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave

>>35865853
>>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
we need to learn that shit.

>>35865853
>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
Ka

Also: After the fight, ask if he can teach us the Wolf Fang Fist.

>>35865853
>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
Me

>>35865885
>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
Ha

>>35865853
>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave

>>35865853
>>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
ME

>>35865853
>e. HA

>>35865853
>E. Time to settle this; use your Kamehameha wave
Because these only ever kill villains.

>>35865853
>E
Domon.jpeg

K

>>35865932
>Kamekameha killing anyone besides Cell in DBZ

>>35865961
better record than the spirit bomb

>>35865984
About the same actually. Spirit Bomb killed Buu, and failed on Vegeta and Freeza. Kamehameha failed on Raditz, Vegeta, Freeza, the Androids, Cell, and Buu.

>>35865984
Trunk's sword had a better effect on frieza than the spirit bomb

>>35866016
Kame didn't fail on Cell, that's how he died.

>>35866034
Didn't Goku use it and have it fail. Also Gohan used one earlier in the fight and it didn't kill him.

>>35865869
>>35865872
>>35865885
>>35865896
>>35865899
>>35865902
>>35865918
>>35865932
You can't keep this up much longer. You need to beat Yamcha now, or you're not going to win this fight.

Stepping back, you cup your hands at your side.

"Ka......" you begin.

Yamcha looks a bit confused, not seeming to realize what you're doing.

"Me....." you feel a familiar warmth in your palms, and you see recognition flash across Yamcha's face as he mimics your movement.

"Ka......" he begins.

"Ha....Me...." you continue, the heat growing more intense, the energy straining for release.

"Me....Ha...." Yamcha continues, and you see a blue ball of light form in his palms.

"HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" you yell, thrusting your hands forward.

The familiar blue wave of energy surges from your palms, barreling towards Yamcha rapidly. He barely manages to fire off his own attack before yours reaches him, and the two beams collide.

Yamcha has taken some hits in this fight, but that last series of attacks injured you far worse, and his beam slowly begins to push yours back. The two of you struggle against one another, as inch by inch Yamcha's blast pushes yours back towards you.

>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance

>B. Stop your attack and leap out of the way

>C. Keep trying and hope he can't keep this up

>>35866064
>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance
We have more of it than he does. Ultimately, the pain is just our weakness leaving our body.

>>35866064
>>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance
we die in glory!

>>35866064
>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance

We have to move up the pecking order somehow

>>35866064
>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJ1heSrskY

>>35866064
Combination of A+C, all or nothing!

>>35866064
A

Otherwise we're going to lose.

>>35866064
>>D: Write In
Kaioken Times Four!

>>35866064
>A. Put every bit of energy you have into your attack, it's your only chance

>>35866064
>yfw we kill yamcha
B and then charge at him with everything

>>35866064
>D: Try launching energy attacks from our eyes over the beam struggle.

>>35866116
In our first fight, what's more.

At least Goku would have company.

>>35866116
>yfw yamcha kills us

>>35866045

the finisher is gohan kame with goku spirit backin him up

>>35866150
Don't forget Vegeta launching that attack from behind

>>35866116
If he gets killed by a five-year-old with a girl's name who learned all this just a few hours ago, how much of a loss would it really be?

>>35866170
It'd be as much of a loss as I Ii II I_

>>35866150
Yes, but he did use the Kamehameha earlier in the fight and not kill him. Just blow off every bit of body pretty much.

>>35866170
pretty sure kame wouldn't teach us shit and tien would kick our ass

>>35866144
No one would forgive him for killing a child.

>>35866193
And who was it that entered the beam duel? He could have dodged, but no. He chose this, with a five year old opponent, who's a bit stronger than he is.

Tien and Kame would have no grounds for complaint.

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>>35866099
>>35866098
>>35866097
>>35866089
>>35866087
>>35866084
>>35866115
It's now or never. You won't get another chance to win this battle. If you retreat now, you won't have the energy to defend against his attacks, but if you don't give everything you have, Yamcha's Kamehameha wave will overpower your own.

Digging deep within yourself, you pull more of your energy to the surface. Your knees buckle with the effort, and the strain becomes nearly unbearable. It's a miracle you don't collapse from exhaustion, and you realize that once this is over, you probably will.

All of your effort pays off, however, and your beam begins to push back Yamcha's. His eyes widen, and he lets out a cry of surprise as he tries futilely to stop your attack. A few moments later, your beam reaches Yamcha, hitting him full force and pushing him back, all the way off the edge of the Lookout.

You see that your attack, as well as the effort of the struggle, severely weakened Yamcha, to the point where he can do nothing but plummet to the Earth below.

"Yamcha!" Krillin yells,, rushing to the edge of the Lookout and diving off after him.

You fall to your knees, and are vaguely aware of Tien and Chiaotzu calling your name as everything fades into blackness.

(To be continued)

>>35866223
Their friend died I don't think they'd give a shit. Also we chose him and forced him to go hard mode.

>>35866239
b-but I liked Yamcha

>>35866272
We just saved him from being blown up by a Sabiamen. Besides, Yajirobe is there. He'll have those magical senzu beans.

>>35866272
He's not dead, don't worry

>>35866170
Sorry I came late, what's our name? Please tell me it's Pico

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>>35866272
it's too late, he's gone forever.

>>35866239
Hope this teaches yamcha not to underestimate his opponents next time

>>35866290
After the first movement he didn't though

>>35866239
>a five year old walk-on with only a few hours of training basically fought Yamcha to a double KO
Man, once neither of us are dying, people are gonna be so stoked to have the wunderkind on their team.

>>35866285
cindy

>>35866290
Maybe being beaten up by someone he thought was lesser will make him a better fighter in the future. We're indirectly making humanity better!

>>35866290

Maybe we can whip him into shape so a damn plant monster doesn't murder him

>>35866312
eh

>>35866285
Kaguya or some shit like that. Guys tried to make the MC a chick. DM vetoed but kept the name.

>>35866303
Talking about not letting his guard down ever during or after the fight is done

>>35866323
Man he got jumped.
>30 second intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRpLGys0C6w

>>35866331
Also, to not be a cocky smartass either.

Next thread might be this Saturday or Sunday evening. If not, it will probably be about three weeks until the next one.

>>35866380
oh shit man why the big wait if we may know?

>>35866380
>If not, it will probably be about three weeks until the next one.

Ouch
Well I guess I'll be happy in three week when I Remer this quest exist.

>>35866408
>>35866395
My two or three weekends are going to be eaten up pretty badly, I'm afraid. I might be able to make some time, but the threads will likely be shorter anyway.

>>35866451
right ok, good luck man.

>>35866463
Thanks, anon