>>35870773

"No! Sempai, please, I know what you're doing right now, too!" Your eyes go wide as she bodily shakes you, not hard enough to cause any pain or knock your glasses askew, but it does wipe the smile from your face some - making you realize that right here, right now, Midori was doing her best to be firm. To be strong. Not just at the premise that you're about to step into hell to kill a False Prophet, but to you, too.

"You're...you're trying to make me feel better, and it's not going to work! I know what you're about to go into and I'm not letting you go without that promise!"

"Oi, Midori!" Sayaka's call is a sharp bark, but one more of surprise rather than of threat. "That's the Warmaster you're talking to--"

You hold up a hand to silence your Equerry - something she does quickly enough - before placing that hand on top of one of Midori's own. Giving her fingers a squeeze, as here and now, in the austere coldness of your Incubator's office, you temporarily trade roles with Midori as the one calling for calm. The irony of that isn't lost upon you at all, nor the irony of you making another promise that you may not be able to fulfill at all.

"I promise." You tell her, as firmly as you can. "I promise I'll come back."

Midori's reply is to glare back down at you for a few more moments, as if scrutinizing your eyes, your face for any sort of tell that would give away that particular lie - before finally pressing you into a close, warm embrace that made it feel as if you'd suddenly been sandwiched between two warm clouds. She lets go after a moment, one hand reaching up to wipe at her eyes, but the smile on her lips is a relieved one.

[1/2]

>>35870782

"...Thank you, sempai. I know what that means, too - that means that you're going to do your best to come back no matter what happens." She sniffs here, wiping at her eyes again, before looking towards Kyuubey as she fishes out a handkerchief from a costume pocket. "Kyuu...Kyuubey-san, is there some way I can still help Semp--I mean, the Warmaster? A more active role than simply just waiting here for her to return?"

The room is deathly silent as all of you see a side of Midori you haven't quite seen before. Even Kyuubey seems to be surprised, his crimson eyes blinking once, twice in silent astonishment. "Er...well, I would appreciate a hand in relaying information to the Kill-Team once they're in the Akashic Realm, Hanegawa. You can assist me with mission control if you wish."

Midori nods. "I"ll do that, then. When can I start?"

Silence again, an awkward one, before Kyuubey replies. "As...as I have been made aware, it will be a few hours still before Chitose Yuma can perform her duties, so this operation won't be starting until then. In the meantime, I can instruct you on the use of the new communications system we'll be using - one that will work with the turbulent tides of the Akashic Realm and not simply be drowned out by all the magical interference." A moment, before Kyuubey blinks again, still obviously wrongfooted by the entire thing. "Is this...acceptable to you, Hanegawa?"

"Yes, very much. Thank you, Kyuubey-san." The smile on Midori's face is - well, there's no other word for it - professional. One that reminded you very much of the soft half-smile that a certain blonde goddess of victory would use to get her point across, either during a corporate board meeting or a strategic huddle between squad leaders.

Professional, just like Tomoe Mami was and had always been.

[2/3]

>>35870794

It's...you don't know exactly how to feel about it. It's a new side of Midori, one completely at odds to her stuttering, easily-embarrassed self, but...it's certainly not a bad one as far as you're concerned.

"Very well." Kyuubey speaks again, bringing you back into reality as he addresses you directly. "Matsuda, I would suggest that you and the chosen members of your Kill-Team take this time to prepare yourselves as well. If we are to eliminate the threat of the Prophet once and for all, then time is of the essence."

...Yeah, that's right. You have a bunch of stuff to do before the op itself. You'll have to pick up the Golden Katana from your personal vault, for one. You also have to go and see if Tiny Pete's already fixed - your terminator buddy's gotten you and the people important to you out of trouble more than enough times, and you want him with you if every it comes to a point that you needed to call upon him again.

And besides, you have something in mind on what to do with him, if he's good to go for this op.

What do you do?

[]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.
[]There's something you need to ask about first.

>>35870801
>[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.
LEZ DO DIS

>>35870801
>[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.
LezDoDis!

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Happy Halloween, noirfags!

>>35870828
kek

>>35870801
>[X]There's something you need to ask about first.
Ask how close the enemy base is to the 2nd's entrance - might be handy to know just in case the teleporters don't work for some reason getting out

>>35870828
Hahaha!
>>35870801
>[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.

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>>35870801
>[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.
didn't expect Midori do this but
>Professional, just like Tomoe Mami was and had always been.
this phrase make me worry a little

oh and happy Halloween dood

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>>35870801
[x]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.

Also
[MIDORI INTENSIFIES]

>>35870801
>[x]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.

>>35870801
>[]There's something you need to ask about first.
How fucked are we if the time dilation is different

>>35870801
I second this question:>>35870844

NOTE: We should practise with Sayaka using the Katana atleast once before we leave!

Suggest we do it as soon as possible.

>>35870801
[X]There's something you need to ask about first.
Ask how close the enemy base is to the 2nd's entrance - might be handy to know just in case the teleporters don't work for some reason getting out

>>35870964
Oh, and we should test how using two GWs at once works. Can we tap into the skills and knowledge of the three stooges while using the katana.

>>35870801
another vote for
>>35870844

>Midori picking up Mami's tricks.
Oh god no.

>>35870975
[c]Adjourn the meeting and get ready


>>35870964
I don't know if we have time but I support this if we do.

I thought we got offscreen sparring with the golden katana tho.

>>35870801
>[]There's something you need to ask about first.
The Second Officio has a portal open to the Realm; where is it, what does it look like, and can we use that as a secondary exfiltration point?

>>35871014
And make sure to yell Golden GUNSWORD when you do it. It might be our last words before our sanity is ripped to shreds. Better make them cool ones.

>>35870801
[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.
Preperatioooooon!

>>35871015
> Implying these tricks and mannerisms aren't hereditary to all HEALTHY magical girls

>>35871029
>We try to extract.
>everyone makes it.
>Chiaki exits at the second.

>>35871033
It might not be that bad since Decu has said that the corruption caused by our own GW (DEagle) is lesser compared to the others.

And in any case, I am more concerned with things like Stooges trying to protect our mind against mental attacks from Orikos Culexus. Offering skill and advice if we run into Homucifer or his dolls or Pinky. Braids helping pull stuff out of our shield. Telekinesis. And so on.

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>>35870801
[X] Adjourn and GET PSYCHED

>>35870801

Yeah. Extraction plan B would be good to have>>35870844

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>>35870868
[INTENSIFYING INTENSIFIES]

>>35871072
For having the three stooges with us, isn't it enough to just keep the desert eagle holstered?

>>35870801
[X]Adjourn the meeting and get ready.

>>35871095
Pretty sure that qualifies as having the GW with us. So having a holstered DEagle close to our body and carrying a katana will essentially mean we are using two GWs. The gun perhaps not to its fullest extent, but its there.

Though a test of how difficult it is to use both actively would be worth it too (for example, use deagle to shoot dummy targets and then engage in a swordfight with Sayaka). See if its difficult to keep control.

Better to learn if something like that is dangerous in controlled conditions, with say Kyoko and perhaps others watching so we can be stopped if we lose it.

>>35871148
>a test of how difficult it is to use both actively would be worth it too
I'd say impossible, since both are 2-hand weapons.

> Operator Midori
Does this mean we get a codec Midori too?

Also friendly reminder that Malalquest anniversary is in 13 days.

>>35871161
The katana and deagle can feasibly be one-handed.

Katana especially, theres a basis of using a Katana and lighter sidearm together (nitoryu etc).

Homura, and by extension Chiaki has been fully capable of making accurate one-handed shots with weaponry far more cubersome than a deagle.

Not saying it's not entirely optimal compared to using them on their own, but it can be made to work.

>>35871162
Yuma did nothing wrong

>>35870964
We don't have to fight Oriko using the Golden Katana.
We just have to find a way for Kirika to tap into Oriko's subconcious, most probably via physical connection.

>>35871315
>via physical connection
A stab to the chest, so they can talk heart-to-heart!

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>>35871348
Godfuckingdammit

>>35870805 >>35870844

YOu make to adjourn the meeting, but before you do, you couldn't help but ask just one last question. Namely, is there any hope of getting out of the Akashic Realm through another Akashic Point, in case the teleportation fucks up somehow? The Second's guarding one the biggest and most stable one, right? The...Ocularis Terrible Bus or something like that? So, on the off-chance that anyone gets left behind, can they make their way out by heading towards that particular Akashic Point?

"Ocularis Terribus, Matsuda. You can call it the Eye of Terror if Latin is proving too much for you." Your Incubator replies, before tilting his head to the side in thought. "And...well, I suppose it's not impossible, to exit the Akashic Realm from a different Point than where you entered it into. However, I must stress that attempts to map the Realm itself has proven to be an impossible undertaking. The landscape is always in flux and always shifting to its own whims, making any hope of navigation a forlorn one at best."

...So he's saying it can't work, then.

"I'm not saying it can't work, Matsuda." Kyuubey makes a noise of annoyed indulgence here, something that you haven't heard from him for quite a while now. "All I'm saying is that whoever attempts the feat itself will need quite a lot of luck to succeed. Luck to find the Eye of Terror itself, and luck to survive the many Witches infesting the Realm itself. And they are always hungry for prey."

Sounds like a fucking picnic, then. One that's starting to feel like a bad idea. But then again, if you were all about good ideas, then you wouldn't be here, would you?

Kyuubey blinks up at you. "Well, I'm not blind to your concern, Matsuda, nor am I without imagination. I'll see what I can do about a contingency, worry not."

"Aw, don't worry, Murderface!" Kyoko pipes up. "Yuma-chan's not gonna let us down, she'll get us out of there the moment we tell her to and not a moment longer! Believe it!"

[1/2]

>>35871384

...Yeah. Sure. Why not.

"That's the spirit!"

You adjourn the meeting here, with Midori being asked to stay in Kyuubey's Office - most likely to get started on getting her acquainted with the communications array or whatever it is. You leave after Sayaka and Kyoko, with Wendy murmuring something as she passes you by:

"At least your new girlfriend's growing a pair of balls, Kong."

Cute. You'd made to snap something back, but Mami had ushered Wendy away, chastising her all the while.

Well. Anyway.

Where do you go first?

[]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
[]Tiny Pete's repair bay. Gotta check up on our robot buddy.

If we lick a golden weapon, what happens?

>>35871396
>Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up

>>35871396
>[]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
Get her first, then we can go check on Tiny Pete.

>>35871396
>[x]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
followed by
>[x]Tiny Pete's repair bay. Gotta check up on our robot buddy.

>>35871398
It would be extremely lewd

>>35871398

We cut our tongue in twine and become Kharn reborn

>>35871396
>[X]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
TIME TO PICK UP DEAD CHICKS

>>35871396
[X] tiny pete

>>35871396
>[X]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
Let's get Stabby first.

>>35871396
thought choice but I think I will go with
>[X]Tiny Pete's repair bay. Gotta check up on our robot buddy.
them we can pick Kirika

>>35871396
>>[X]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

>>35871396
>[x]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

>>35871396
[x]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

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>>35871396
[x] Kirika

>>35871396
[X]Tiny Pete's repair bay. Gotta check up on our robot buddy.

My callidus senses are tingling.

>>35871396
Vault, our brobot can wait a little longer

>>35871419
>It would be extremely lewd
for you~ <3

>>35871396
>[x]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

We're gonna need to hash some things out with her, that's for sure.

I don't have any banners saved on my phone, but voting period's over.

>>35871396
>[]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.
Make kirika kill oriko

>>35871396
[X]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

Will give the soul inside time to adjust.

>>35871396

[x]Your personal vault. Kirika needs picking up.

We do have to think of ourselves first.

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>>35871628
Looks like I should've posted this after all.

>>35871764
Best banner right here.

>>35871802
I would have to agree.

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Gonna leave this here for Hat while I'm thinking about it, nya~

Happy Halloween from all of us here at that thing you poor bastards have read like 250 threads of!

>>35871849
>toes peeking out
Cute!

>>35871409 >>35871412 >>35871419 >>35871428

You decide to go to your personal vault first. Might as well - after all, your entire plan to save Oriko hinges on Kirika being able to talk some sense into the girl before you're forced to put her down for good.

...How Kirika'll manage that, seeing as she's currently a ghost trapped inside a fucking Golden Weapon, you're not too sure about - but if your last meeting with the former Eversor Rank Leader was any indication, it seemed like she had a plan. A plan that she didn't exactly elaborate on, but one that she looked and sounded sure about. A plan that you decided to gamble everything on, now that you think back on it.

...Well, whatever. So long as there's a chance for it to work, you'll try it, even if it seems like it's got fuck-all of a chance. At the very least, you'd have tried everything, and Kirika wouldn't be able to say you didn't.

The familiar chill of your vault turns your breath into a visible mist as the thick metal doors slam shut behind you - leaving you alone in the space where you stored the weapons made from a crazed goddess' broken soul.

You glance of them each in turn. The XI Golden Weapons - the gauntlets that contained Kotarou Yuu, shining brightly from their inset from where you'd placed them yesterday.

The XV Golden Weapons - the brutally-oversized chainaxes that contained Risa, former Warmaster of the Sixth. Still in their rack, just as you'd left them. They look normal, or as normal as giant metal axes with motorized chainteeth could be.

The VII Golden Weapon - your personal Desert Eagle, sleeping inside your shoulder holster, as always. You don't even leave it in the vault anymore. It's with you nearly all the time, and you feel strangely hollow and naked without its cold, comfortable weight against your side.

[1/2]

>>35871883

Finally, the XX Golden Weapon. Muramasa. The katana containing Kirika Kure, former Eversor Rank Leader of the Ninth, and all-around bitch psychopath. Tried to kill you a handful of times, and had very nearly succeeded that one time until a sniper you installed from a neighboring skyscraper reduced her to hamburger in one shot. But not after you yourself stunned her long enough to keep still long enough for the shot to take, and that was with a combat knife shoved right into her spine.

Out of all the Golden Weapons currently in your collection, it's always been the menacing one, even more than the chainaxes. Even if it was simply on its rack, the blade concealed inside its gilded ebony sheath, the katana never failed to exhude a killing intent that dwarfed even Gorefather and Gorechild's obvious, ravenous hunger.

Christ. Even in death, Kirika is still such a bitch.

What do you do now?

[]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.
[]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.
[]Other.

>>35871890
>[x]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.

>>35871890
>[x]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.
Yuu should be for lewds

>>35871890
[X]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.

I see nothing wrong with a quick check. But lets not waste too much time.

>>35871890
>[X]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.

>>35871890
>[]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.
Maybe they'll know something about the Akashic Realm that'll help?

>>35871890
>[x]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.
>Other: Try to establish communication with both of them at the same time

>>35871890
>[]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.
We made a promise to her for a duel with Sayakakakakaka

>>35871890
[X]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.

Yuma is still recovering so we have a little bit of time.

>>35871890
>[X]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.

>>35871890
>[X]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.

>>35871553
Goddammit /tv/!

>>35871890
>[x]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.
as much as I like them, I think we have other things to worry about

>>35871890
>[]Check up on Risa and Yuu before you go.
We have a couple minutes.
And as much as I'd like to bring them as contingencies, we can't have too much Corruption with us until our resistance gets higher.

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>>35871890
[x] Get Kirika and go

>>35871890
[x]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.

[X] Check on Yuu and Risa
[X] Pick up Kirika and go

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>>35871890
[x] Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.

GET ON WITH IT

>>35871890
[X]check on risa and yuu
Time for imouto and fluffy tails

>>35872009
>The breasts talk!
>As expected of breasts!

This is great!

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>>35871890

>>35871890
Get the bitchsword and keep going

>>35871968
Who is the father? Unless Kyouko got her fire pregnant again.

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>>35872105
What,

>>35871890
>[]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.
[]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.

>>35872348
Well you see, when two magical girls love each other very much, they set each other on fire, and nine months later a baby comes out of one or both of them.

>>35872350
[x]Pick Kirika up and leave. No time to waste here.

>>35871902 >>35871913 >>35871915

You narrow your eyes at Muramasa, before carefully reaching up and taking it off its rack. Carefully holding the weapon by the lovingly-carved ebony sheath it slept in. ...Surprisingly, instead of the flood of bloodthirsty anger that you were expecting to wash over you the moment you touched the blade, all you felt was calm. A resigned, accepting calm, as if Kirika herself was exerting effort to be on her best behavior. To appear harmless and actually viable for use, even to your own sharply-suspicious self.

...Well, she does have a reason for doing so, at least, so it's not THAT suspicious. But at the same time, you can't help but feel that even if the Eversor has something to gain by cooperating, she'll be looking for a chance to get back at you still. Some habits died hard, and for Kirika, holding grudges wasn't just a habit, it was a fucking hobby.

You rest the sheathed katana over your shoulder and make to leave your vault, but something stops you. Namely, the two Golden Weapons you're about to leave behind. You haven't been able to talk to the spirits inside them lately, so this would be a nice opportunity to just check up on them before you go. So you take the time to.

Yuu was her usual cheerful self, the Golden Bracelets immediately warming up as you brushed your fingers over their polished surfaces. Her voice blossoming breathlessly in your mind, she quickly told you that she'd been practicing all this time, trying to get better as well as remember a few of her especially-nasty punching techniques - and how she couldn't wait to show you at the earliest possible time.

You detected a hint of jealousy as she asked about the Golden Weapon you were carrying - namely, Muramasa - but it seemed that the young girl understood perfectly why you were bringing Kirika along instead of her, sounding completely sanguine about the entire thing when you tried to explain.

[1/2]

>>35872566

"It's fine, Chiaki-san. We are weapons made to be used, after all. I'm already happy with this much, and I can't ask for anything more." She grins brightly up at you. "But, please don't hesitate to call on me if you ever need to pulverize your enemies to dust!"

Risa seemed less accepting of that, however. She woke up amicably enough, greeting you with a sleepy, slurred salutation - one that turned into a nigh-unintelligible curse when you told her where you were going, and which Weapon you're taking with you.'

"Alright, alright, fine, I get if ya wanna bring yer pistol along. It's you, yeah? Bang bang, pew pew, makes ya think of yer dad's dick, I get all that." Her manifestation's permanent skull-grin is completely at odds with the expression of complete and utter confusion contorting her features. "But bringin' that slag with ya? That's just askin' for trouble, mate! Bring me along instead!"

The chainaxes begin to shake and rattle in their racks, seemingly in sympathy to the tantrum Risa is throwing. "I tore that biddy apart, up in that ruined tower! My teeth what chewed her neck right through in one fuckin' chop, not that silly little butterknife! Ya need me to win!"

How do you respond?

[]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.
[]If I bring you along, can you promise to behave at least? No more jokes?
[]Other.

>>35872579
>[]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along when I can afford to kill everyone.

>>35872579
>[X]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.

I wouldn't risk bringing three golden weapons. Something tells me that's a Bad Idea.

>>35872579
>[]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.
A Risa that has betrayed her Jager is no Risa.

>>35872579
[x] other

"I'm hoping that we don't have to tear her apart, so it wouldn't be fun for you anyway."

>>35872579
[x]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.

>>35872579
[X]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.

Also we're trying to separate Oriko from the staff, not her head from her neck.

>>35872579
>[]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.
>[]This is as much kirika's fight as it is mine, i'm sure you can understand the sanctity of that

>>35872579
>[x]Other.
Trying to save the host from that crazy bitch in the staff, not kill her.

>[x]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.

>>35872579
>>[]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along when I can afford to kill everyone.

>>35872579
[X]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.

>>35872579
>[X]I promised, Risa. I'll take you along next time someone else needs to die.
>[X]Other: Besides, we're trying to save the host of the winged bitch, not slice her into jerky.

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>>35872836
Whatever, not like I wanted to vote anyway.

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Only 110 posts in and we have 4 decu posts.

This is amazing. I want this thread to never end.

>>35872931
To be fair banners don't tend to stop OTHER people from voting. It just doesn't count.

>>35872975
In that case
>[x] Golden Weapon Voltron

>>35872992
[X]Golden Dakimakura

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>>35872992
You know I bet if we kill Midori we can get her in a golden weapon, too, and take her with us forever.

>>35873016
>Golden Dildo

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>>35873016
Wow. Yandere much?

Let's try to have a normal, healthy relationship for once.

>>35873041
Golden vibrator.
And never take it out.

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>>35873041
Don't you fucking dare

>>35873016
Quit being logical, NECO. You know full well this is the land of Shadowruns. If we do this, it will turn out it was her plan all along, as part of some scheme to absorb Pinky's soul into herself or something, and with no further need for us she'll leave us to die.

>>35873093
Hey, it's not like she'd lose any of her functionality.
Actually she might be more useful that way.

>>35873146
Midori is not Malal.

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>>35873016
>>35873157
Please no

>>35873300
do you even love your waifu anon

it doesn't sound like you even love your waifu

>>35873300
Don't worry, I'm sure Midori would jump at the chance to be in her Sempai 24/7. She's got nothing to lose!

>>35873344
I want to swap skeletons with my waifu. Is that love?

>>35872601 >>35872603 >>35872605 >>35872633

You shake your head. You promised Kirika, you tell the wolf-eared phantasm. And besides, you're looking to bring Oriko back in one piece.

"But she'll still be in one--" Risa tries, holding up a finger for emphasis. You shake your head again.

In one piece, you repeat. That means with her head still attached to the rest of her body.

Silence, before the white-haired girl finally throws up her hands in frustration. "Fine. FINE! Go ahead and kill yourself divin' into the world's arsehole with nothing but a pretty gun an' a knife that looks more fit to be used parin' apples. See if I care!"

Risa then turns away from you here, her arms crossing over her chest, huffing petulantly. "More eyeballs in yer head than sense! And t'think I was gonna give ya a points multiplier for takin' me along, hah, see if I'll ever be that generous ever again, ya tosser!"

...You'll take her with you the next time someone - or everyone - needs to die, you tell her, trying not to smile too much at the interesting way her own brutal accent mangled angry Japanese. And what's a points multiplier? Is it something like what you see in videogames, or...?

"Yeah, just like that," Risa nods grudgingly. "See, we're not exactly accruin' points as fast as I'd like, so I thought special occasions like this could allow for multipliers and all. Incentive, that kinda thing."

Well. You'll keep it mind next time. It's just important that--

"--That everyone includin' the bint that started all this gets back home safe an' sound. Ya don't need to justify your decision to me twice, hero complex." Risa shakes her head. "Just...ya know. You're always wantin' to save everyone, and you know one time or another that it's gonna be impossible, right? You can't save everyone no matter what ya do. Someone else always gotta die no matter what you do." She points one clawed finger at you. "And it's gonna bite you back in the ass hard when you forget that.

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>>35873377
No, it's foolishness. The skeletons will just run away once they're out. You can't trust skeletons anon, not even in matters of love.

>>35873377
There are easier ways to bone her you know.

>>35873381

...

"Good luck on the op, an' don't talk to any strange birds." Risa's wolf-ears twitch once before she disappears altogether, fading in the chilly air. Leaving you completely alone in your vault, and in your thoughts.

Can't save everyone, huh?

You shake your own head as you leave your vault, the spirit's words echoing inside your skull and Muramasa resting against your shoulder. ...You'd stuff the sword in your inventory, sure, but at the moment it feels comfortable to just carry it like this. As if you were meant to hold it this way all along.

Maybe you can ask Sayaka for a belt harness for this, or something. Something that'll let you carry this on your hip, or on your back. Or maybe even a sheath like hers, the one with the AR-15 welded to it. You're probably going to rip your arm off trying to use something like that properly, but hell, it'll be worth it.

With Muramasa now in your possession, you drop by Tiny Pete's repair bay next. It's another grueling walk, and when you do get there, you can hear what seems to be a heated argument between two kids. Entering the bay itself, you realize that it had only been Rea and Misaka, the two smeared from head to toe with grease and engine oil, brandishing tools at each other as well as indecipherable technobabble. Tiny Pete is on his rack, still in the middle of repairs - but he looks much better than how you've last seen him, at least, no longer looking like the half-melted demon stomping forward to take your soul.

It's also here that you see someone else working on Tiny Pete, her form crouched in front of the towering behemoth as she worked a tool on his skull-encrusted knee-armor. She looks normal enough from the looks of it, but there's something off about her that you can't pinpoint.

...You want to say it's her futuristic-looking costume, a sort of skirt-and vest number with glowing bits here and there, but somehow it wasn't even that. It was in the way she moved...

[2/3]

>>35873396

"MURDERFACE!" Misaka's shriek of joy as you step forward into the repair bay proper fills the entire room - and the little russian would've made a direct beeline to you had Rea not pulled her back in time.

"U-uwah! Hey, let go! Misaka needs to greet Big Sister Murderface!"

"You're filthy," Rea says in her usual monotone. "Both of us are. You'll mess her costume up."

"...N-nnh...Misaka...Misaka guesses so..." The Russian glares at Rea for a moment, a glare that your Vindicare Rank Leader is all too happy to return - before she turns back to you, eyes wet. "U-um, well, Misaka can give greeting hug anytime! Why is Big Sister Murderface here?"

How do you react?

[]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.
[]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
[]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.
[]Other.

>>35873410
>[]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

>>35873344
But Wendy's mai MGNQ waifu.

>>35873451
Acquire golden mask
Kill Wendy, stuff in mask

>>35873410
First things first
[X] Head pats

>>35873410
>[]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

>>35873394
How about swapping bodies? Permanently?

>>35873410
>[X]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.
>[X]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

>>35873461
Now this I approve of.
Dying twice is easy enough.

>>35873451
Eh, Burgerbutt seems more like a Golden Strap-on type anyway.

>>35873410
>[]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.
[]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.

>>35873410
>[x]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.
Robotgril time?

>>35873410
>[x]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[x]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.

>>35873410
>[x]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.
>[x]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[x]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

All writing and no play makes Decu something something.

>>35873381
>points multiplier

QUAD DAMAGE

>>35873461
Excellent plan!

>>35873410
[X]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
[X]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

I don't think we should take Pete on a mission while he's not 100%

>>35873016
>Not wanting the Golden Mami Musket
plebian

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>>35873601
Why choose?

>>35873410
>[]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.
yar har har

>>35873410
>[X]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
>[X]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.

>>35873410
[X]I wanted to ask if Tiny Pete is good to join your Kill-team for an op today.
[X]Pat Misaka on the head, ask her how Tiny Pete's repairs are going.
[X]Who's the new girl? Gesture towards the stranger.

>>35873451
That reminds me, I can't even remember the last time the question of "who's your MGNQ waifu" was posted in this thread.

By which I mean who do you guys waifu?

>>35873643
Deculture

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>>35873643
Nooo

Noooooo

I'll still answer though

Guys I figured out why Kyouko can pulse
>Kyuubey
>Kyouko
It's all in the name. Or, you know, her wish being based in mind control.

>>35873643
Deculture

>>35873643
Wendy
>you will never experience the magic of burgerbutt.

>>35873676
>>35873663
That's cheating, isn't it?

>>35873643
Strauss.

>>35873694
Oh alright. Archival

>>35873643
And thus the 200th Waifu War began.

Wendy

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>>35873643
There is only one correct answer.

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>>35873699
D-doushio...

>>35873694
Fine, Hat-chan

>>35873736
Spiderbutt a cute

>>35873643
Sayaka+Kyoko

>>35873643
Eleanor

>>35873643
Attarou

>>35873643
Wendy (The writefag)

>>35873643
I don't do waifus, but if I did, I'd go with Barbara

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>>35873770
You... You're just saying that because you want ALL the Australians.

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>>35873814
No, just you.
Dai~su~ki~

>>35873814
Attarou, the Aussies have Korbo, Recette and Risa.
They'd be mad if they didn't want all of them.

>>35873643
Hat-chan a best

Falling that, Enishi is fine too.

>>35873827
inb4 midori writes a wendy expy into her mangas and the entire fanbase starts threesome-shipping them

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>>35873842
I don't know how to deal with this.

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>>35873671
Actually I want to amend mine to include Jade too.

>>35873859
You mean Wonder Willow

>>35873827

Hat-chan, naturally. So reliable!

>>35873827

Huh. I've always pegged Deculture for a "flat is justice" kinda bloke.

>>35873848
As long as Crunch stays way the hell over there. Worstguca.

>>35873827
I'm not the only one worried that Wendy is gonna go full FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS once we cross over, right?

>>35873875
>"flat is justice" kinda bloke
Laughingwhores.jpg

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>>35873742
Oh darn, I just posted without thinking.
Guess I gotta take responsibility now, huh...

>>35873643
Wendy

Mind fuckery and stabbing are two of my favorite things.

>>35873918
shit idol

shit pairing

shit waifu

>>35873903

He left his justice far in the past. There is only HUGE in his heart now.

>>35873902

Wendy took "I promise; Re: Midori" really well, I'm surprised.

>>35873875
Have you SEEN how he draws Wendy?

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>>35873875
>"flat is justice" kinda bloke.
Nailed it.

>>35873930
No, no, me on the left. archival on the right

>>35873875
Healthy Wendy is and always has been Decu's waifu

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>>35873875
>Decu
>Flat is justice

I recall that my first conversation with him was when I was drawing Kharn. His opinion, "make her rack bigger. Much bigger."

>>35873643
Just to spite them, Zweihart

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>>35873848
Fair point.

>>35873848
What

Recette's also a MG?

>>35873939
Decu has acquired powers of the Dark Gainz with the help of SQUATZ AND OATZ

>>35873945
Oh, I didn't even mean in reaction to that, I'm just meaning how she's actually a straight-up Pinky cultist (who doesn't deny it like Chiaki) who's had a taste for meguca flesh for a long time now and is about to go into what may either be Pinky's barrier or her mortal foe's barrier.

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>>35873950
>I can't be held by Makoto
fuck this, I'm out

>>35873643
Just to spite them Halley Comet

>>35873964
I'm more of a DFC man, but I can respect that level if dedication.

>>35873968
>>35873991
Just to spite them, Everyone in the IRC that hasn't been mentioned yet.

>>35873643
Rea.

>Not tenderly loving your imouto in more ways than one

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>>35873979
Yes she is.

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>>35873991
>Liking Halley
>Ever

What kind of faggot does that?

NECO isn't even my waifu. She's just a lot of fun to draw. Wendy or Kharn takes that title.

>>35874033
Wow.

I might actually read your write-ups now.
jk lel

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>>35874055
F-fine. I didn't want you reading it anyway. Jerk.

>>35873643

For you folks at home keeping score, we're at 2 for 2 with Hat-chan, Deculture and Wendy (the character) in the lead, with 1 each for each writefags!

Also one each for Crunch, Strauss, Red&Blue duo, Elaenor, Barbara, Hisui(Jade[MindbreakDetective]) and Rea!

Remarkably, Mai Angel!Midorin and Malal have the conspicuous of zilch!

>>35874108
Malal is 2pure to waifu

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>>35874108
I also voted for Ruri, votesman.

Count mai sadistic angel.

>>35874133
Nyo.

>>35874108

Wait, no, Deculture is at Zero score and Wendy's at 3! Ruri's at 1!

>>35874129
>>35874133
Amended!

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>>35874108
0 for Demetrious as well
0 for the channel slut, Inquis/Arwen-chan if we're counting IRCfags

>>35874108
>Midorin and Malal have the conspicuous of zilch
Midori and Malal fags are probably still asleep.

>>35874108
I'm honestly surprised we've had no-one say Yuma yet.

...then again, I guess Magical Hanako really isn't waifu material.

>>35874150
>Demetrious
>Inquis/Arwen-chan

I have no idea who these are.
I would also like to join the IRC sometime.

>>35874150
Literally who?

>>35874108
am I the only one wondering why nobody mentioned Pinky? Like, at all?
Not waifu-ing her, just wondering.

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>>35873643
>>35873643
>>35873643

There is only one correct answer to this.

>>35874207
Because apparently writefags are best girls.

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>>35874213
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>35874213
does a waifu have to be a best girl? Because then I'd have to cast a vote for Kyoko, but she's better off as a bro. Then again, I don't really get the waifu thing myself.

>>35874207
Wait no I like Pinky.

>>35874210
I wish to fug the Chiakipus.
Right in the chiakipus.

>>35874210
I want her to have my puggles

>>35874254
Yeah personally I don't really waifu people either, I prefer comrades and people who have your back and such. Voted for Wendy. Kyouko and Sayaka fit too I suppose.

Actually speaking of Malal was she in her hardsuit or her costume when Kharn found her corpse?

>>35874190
>>35874184
Demetrious == planefag
Arwen == some slut

>>35874399
Thanks but "some slut" doesn't really narrow it down. She's related to SWQ somehow?

With as many posts as we have, I was expecting more Decu posts, but all I got was waifu discussion. Civil waifu discussion, but waifu discussion.

>>35873643
Mami, her glorious mamis, and the whole "gentle dominatrix" thing she has going on.

>>35874432
Just a random fag from the SWQ IRC.

>>35873989
W-wait, I can pretend to be Makoto for you.

>>35874434
You will never go for a lovely walk around town with Mami, her smile radiant and her ribbon cinched nice and snug around your neck

>>35874480
>around your neck.

Yeah, let's go with that.

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>>35874184
You must simply bring us a shrubbery!

>>35874480
I'm not actually that big on pet play, shame play, or exhibitionism. I'd much rather go for a walk as a couple. Holding hands.

>>35874480
Don't crush my dream, you jerk

>>35874526
>Not wanting to be led around on a leash
Like, no shit there's a whole world of lewd you can get up to with that magic

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>>35874543

>>35874543
You're missing out on a world of imagination.

>>35874480
If it makes you feel any better, you will also never be dragged around town with Heather, her laughter deafening and her tape squeezed tightly around your neck.

>>35874592
That doesn't make ME feel better...

>>35873450

Before you answer your arms dealer's question, you give her a pat on the head first - one that seems to immediately eradicate any and all trace of her black mood from earlier.

She beams up at you with a face stained with soot, engine oil and grease - the effect only adding to the Russian's bright and sunny smile instead of taking away from it. Making you wonder once more just what are you doing right to warrant someone like Misaka to look at you like you're Santa Claus, instead of...well, anything else, just not this. You're much used to being glared at, or being looked down upon.

You shake your head at this phenomenon, somehow managing to miss the look of utter jealousy that Rea herself shoots at your arms dealer - and it's here that you ask the two of them about Tiny Pete's repairs. How is it going?

"Tiny Pete is 99% functional!" Misaka punches the air with both fists in prideful triumph. "Misaka was having to nearly replace all major servos and all false muscle cabling, but with hard work, dedication and being best everywhere forever, Misaka has fixed Tiny Pete!" Rea clears her throat at this, obviously annoyed, but Misaka continues as if she hadn't heard. "Only finishing superficial repairs and rearmament now, and then Tiny Pete will walk again!"

You give Misaka one of your smiles, and pat her head again, thanking her for her hard work. Making the arms dealer squeal in the untold pleasure of validation - as well as make your Vindicare Rank Leader quietly seethe.

"Of course, Misaka leaves out the fact that the representative of the Fourth helped contributed immensely to Tiny Pete's repairs," Rea murmurs, looking up at you pointedly, as well as ignoring the Russian's now hate-filled glare aimed at her. The bespectacled Vindicare then gestures towards the strange girl still hurriedly working on Tiny Pete's knee armor - the girl you were just going to ask them about, too.

So...she's from the Fourth, then?

[1/2]

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>>35874477
Yes... Good...

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>>35874584
>imagination

>>35874584
Mami's one of those characters that can flip my switch from dom to sub. I can save the imagination for when it flips back.

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>>35873643
But only because Veronica didn't get any screen time.

>>35874480
>>35874592
you guys really know how to make people sad

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>>35874614

Rea nods. "I apologize for her behalf if she hasn't broken away to salute you, Warmaster. Magical Girls from the Fourth Officio are...different from us." She salutes you a moment later, as if just now remembering it. You smile at her dryly, before returning it in short order.

Well, you can certainly understand it if she's from an Officio with a completely different culture, but...you had the impression that saluting to a Warmaster was really a general kind of thing.

"It is a general thing, Warmaster, but...well." Rea seems to hesitate here, before something hardens in her eyes and she turns towards the girl. "Miss Barbara?"

Rea didn't even need to shout - her murmured call echoed across the otherwise empty and cavernous repair bay - but it seemed that 'Barbara' heard it just fine, the girl quickly rising to her feet and walking towards you. Immediately you spot her eyes from underneath her fringe of severely-cut black hair - and you're struck by how they seemed to glow brightly from within, in soft pulsing waves. So strikingly similar to how Kirishima Ruri's own eyes glowed, back in the dimly-lit darkness of the hotel room.

As she came closer, it's also here that you realize just why she looked strange, even from a distance.

She's a robot. An honest-to-goodness robot Magical Girl.

Covered from head to toe in metal, with certain parts of her body obscured by what looked to be armored plates or protrusions, such as her chest, head, shoulders, and hips. The ensemble forming metal imitations of a long, straight hairstyle and a blouse-and-skirt combination. The plates and protrusions were painted a soft baby blue, while the rest of her was a bright alabaster.

And her face...well. Her face, like the rest of her body, was metal, consisted of a pair of blue eye-lenses and barely-defined features resembling that of a blank fashion mannequin. Lines where the joints of her body lay were stark against the slim, clearly-feminine white alloy body.

[2/3]

>>35874654
Gavril a lewdest and a best

>>35874662

Covered from head to toe in metal, with certain parts of her body obscured by what looked to be armored plates or protrusions, such as her chest, head, shoulders, and hips. The ensemble forming metal imitations of a low ponytail and a blouse-and-skirt combination. The plates and protrusions were painted a soft baby blue, while the rest of her was a bright alabaster.

And her face...well. Her face, like the rest of her body, was metal, consisted of a pair of blue eye-lenses and barely-defined features resembling that of a blank fashion mannequin. Lines where the joints of her body lay were stark against the slim, clearly-feminine white alloy body.

"Greetings, Warmaster Chiaki Matsuda." She smiles at you, the expression much more genuine, much more real than your practiced one would ever be. Her voice full and warm and human, and oddly comforting. "I am Barbara Falko, of the Fourth Officio Assassinorum. Please allow me to congratulate you on your recent Ratification."

She bows here, bending at the waist, deep and crisp and graceful. Not even a single whirr of servos, just silence.

You can't help but look in awe. Rea and Misaka on the other hand, can't seem to help frowning at the display.

You return the bow yourself, feeling your own lower back twinge at the unfamiliar movement - and it's here that Barbara continues. "Forgive my appearance, Warmaster Matsuda. I was assisting with repairs to the Indomitus prototype, and I have not had the opportunity to...freshen up for this unexpected pleasure."

...The Indomitus prototype?

Misaka rolls her eyes, more at Barbara's insistence at the term rather than at your confusion. "She means Tiny Pete, Big Sister Murderface," she adds helpfully.

[3/4]

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>>35874655
You have -no- idea~

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KATANA?!?!??!

>>35874662
eh..so it really was robotgril.

>>35874683

Ah. Well. That's...yeah.

How do you react?

[]So you're a real robot? It isn't just armor, you're metal through and through? Isn't that...painful?
[]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?
[]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.

>>35874705
>[]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.

>>35874480
>We think we can win back the Wendy
>She's utterly lost to Mami
>>35874705
>[]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

>>35874705
>[x]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?
>[x]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.

>>35874705
>[X]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?


>[X]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.

>>35874705
>[]So you're a real robot? It isn't just armor, you're metal through and through? Isn't that...painful?
>[]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

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>>35874150
Eh, I am resigned to my fate. You bastard.

>>35874184
>>35874190
Nobody of importance in my case. Just got caught in the crossfire, really.

>>35874705
>[]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.
>[]Then ask if she is a robot anyway

>>35874705
[x]Ask her about her circumstance

>You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.
kek

>>35874705
>[x]Refer to her exclusively as Toaster-chan.

>>35874705
>[x]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.

>>35874705
[X]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

How much for 100 ... squads? No delivery necessary, we'll pick them up personally.

>>35874705
>[]So you're a real robot? It isn't just armor, you're metal through and through? Isn't that...painful?
>[]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?
>[]Say something to Rea to keep her from getting jealous

>>35874705
[X]Indomitable Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

>>35874683
Hee!
>>35874705
[]So you're a real robot? It isn't just armor, you're metal through and through? Isn't that...painful?

>>35874683
[x]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.
[x]Get on with it

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>>35874719
>heart shaped pupils

>>35874705
[X]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises.
[X]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

Maybe ask her how the girl who we sent out so she could learn from them is doing?

>>35874705
>[x]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

>>35874705
[X]So you're a real robot? It isn't just armor, you're metal through and through? Isn't that...painful?

Don't be negative about it though. I mean really? Lich? Robot? Whats the difference.

>>35874705
>[]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?
HERP

>>35874705
[X]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

>Get to work
>See MGNQ
>FUCK IT WAS UP AND I MISSED IT
>Still going
>FUCK YEAH


Recently finished reading through the archives. My only comment.
TURN IT DOWN YOU PARANOID FUCKS!

>>35874883
It hasn't even begun

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>>35874883
Welcome, newblood!

>>35874883
>TURN IT DOWN YOU PARANOID FUCKS!
NEVER!

>>35874705
>[x]Refer to her exclusively as Toaster-chan.
>[X]Formally thank her for her assistance, and assure her that the Ninth will also aid the Fourth whenever the opportunity arises. You don't just ask people if they're robots, dammit.
>[X]Then ask if she is a robot anyway
>[X]Indomitus Prototype? So...wait, there are others like Tiny Pete?

MAXIMUM HERP

>>35874883
You mean turn it up.

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>>35874705
I wish I had a Dorothy banner at VERY least. Oh well.

I'd say turn it up, because hee hee nevermind, nevermind.

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>>35874903
I swear searching through the threads for any relevant information is sifting through 20% waifuwars and 70% paranoia holy shit.

>>35874909
I lost too much sleep going through the archives.

>midnight
>Just a couple more threads. Still in the middle of Magical Midori's mindfuck mission
>Finally finish. Check clock
>4am
>FUCK!

>>35874883
We can't turn it down, we must be ready for poisoned pancakes and sugar pills instead of painkillers, alongside the Kong being replaced with Jack Daniels.

Chiaki's already lost the simple pleasure of being able to kneecap whenever she wants - it's up to us and shadowrunning to ensure that she gets to keep her other pleasures.

>>35874883
>TURN IT DOWN YOU PARANOID FUCKS!
>You must be at least this paranoid to enter this thread.jpg

>>35874883
Welcome to the party. Grab a gun, you'll need it. There is no such thing as being too paranoid.

>>35874980
dear gods, not the Kong! Panic!

>>35874978
At least you could read through it, skipping the arguing and such if you wanted to. Actually being there for the shitstorms is something else.

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>>35875044
Try being there for the shitstorms of PGQ.

>>35874978
Here' something that will make you feel better.
there's an eBook you could download and read that eliminates the paranoid chatter.
Oh, and we're not being too paranoid, we're just paranoid about the all the wrong things.
Fuck if I know what the right things are.

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>>35874662
I have no idea what her body looks like.

>>35875078
I was there.

>>35875098
Waifu material right here.

>>35875098
>we're just paranoid about the all the wrong things
Mami and Midori are 100% loyal. The REAL inevitable traitor is Kyouko.

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>>35874689
We were right!

>>35875127
This just made me think...

'Would a gynoid Cupcake have some kind of autoselfie camera attached?'

>>35875158
Not only does it have autoselfie function, but its default facial expression is =3=

>>35875158
Just a GoPro strapped to her cakebutt.

>>35875127
Ha ha ha! Thanks very much, Dan!

>>35875144
>Kyouko
>Not our best bro to the end
Die, monster

>>35875138
>Waifu material right here.
D-Doushio?
Link is http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb by the way.

>>35875192
That's what I'm getting at.

We trust her COMPLETELY.

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>>35875144
>Questioning Kyoubro

>>35874883
>TURN IT DOWN
Wait, turn what down? Our gun? Is it coming from below!? OH SHIT THEY'RE COMING FROM THE GROUND!!!

>>35875228
Is that you, Gnomon?

>>35874980
>the Kong being replaced with Jack Daniels
What manner of monstrous hell is this?

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>>35875144
>>35875204

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>>35875300

>>35875318
There's no proof that that's Chiaki OR that she'll do it again.

>>35875300
I'm saying we need to be MORE paranoid. Not just of the people we're suspicious of, but also of the people we trust.

DENY THE OBVIOUS, UPHOLD THE INANE

>>35875249
No, it's me Dio!

>>35875334
The only person we can trust is Lori, because she's so far removed from anything relevant that she can't possibly be part of a conspiracy.

>>35875361
>trusting and idol
>ever

>>35875318
ohmygodimonfiresomebodyputmeoutforcryingoutlod!

>>35875361
You say that as if Lori isn't actually Homucifer in disguise...

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"WHACHAHECK ARE YA FEEDIN THESE?!"

"Huh?! So you like 'em big?! Is that what you like?! FFF"

>>35875189
np!

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>>35875326
>>35875377
You may get girl out of the fire, but you can't get fire out of the the girl.

>>35875393
>Lori
Fuck that, I don't even care anymore...

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Alright, pausing for now! Thread to continue tomorrow night and I MEAN TOMORROW NIGHT! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!

We have four writeups tonight, so please enjoy them! And ask questions and stuff after!

>>35875579

Happy Halloween, Decu!