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It is happening.

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>>36021745

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ohboyherewego

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>>36021745
>You smile at her, sunny and bright.

Oh yes. Oh yessss.

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>>36021745
The most exciting time of the day has arrived?

>>36021745
Oh shiiiii

Lubed up and ready to go. Proceed.

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>>36021923
Shit fuck forgot my picture

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>you've been trolled as the thread theme
>"prepare for disappointment" on the twitter
>"I'm feeling tired and I have work dumped on me tomorrow"

Fuck, it's a one post thread, isn't it.

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>>36021976
Don't be a bitch!

Fuck yeah, I finally managed to get one!

I apparently saved the fapfic with Cupcake and Sanya from Tofu before it was kill. Does anyone have the one with Socks saved anywhere?

http://pastebin.com/3Ewk6XQH

I work at an FBO. 10 mins ago an F/A-18 pilot had locked himself in our bathroom.

Today is going to be a good day.

>>36022061
Was there an insect around?

Maybe a hornet?

>>36022060
Tofu is back, m8.

>>36022120
>Tofu is back

Lies. The URL 404's. ;_;

>>36022153
http://swq.tofusaur.us/index.html

>>36021745
inb4 panzer

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The terror of Hellcow is not to be underestimated.

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>>36022167
>it's real

I should not be this happy.

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>>36021976
>self-fulfilling prophecies

What follows is the kind of madcap clusterfuck that ensues when twenty people try to de-ass a single point in space at the same time, from a room with but a single exit. You hear the floorboards creak ominously beside you as a heavy weight is suddenly lifted, and the screams of the would-be escapees follow you towards the back room wall as Hellcow's optical camouflage drops just as IT drops in the doorway, its tail swishing to and fro like a stalking cat. You scoop up Sanya in one arm and kick in the door, only to lurch stupidly through what turns out to be a bead-curtain. You bolt through the back room of the Quonset hut, aiming for the bright outline of light shining between a door and jamb, and finally emerge into the “clean” English air as muted screams of terror drift out of the hut's darkened windows.

Sanya's slung in your left arm, the Thompson in your right. The slender girl tucks her face against your throat and shivers, wrapping her arms tightly around your neck. Taking the hint, you begin walking back towards the alert shack where your adventures on this godforsaken-fucking-airstrip began, so the girl won't have to walk barefoot through the cold, wet grass.

You don't remember it raining, but that doesn't mean shit in England, does it?

“... so,” you say at length. “... does it just... *come* to you, now?”

“Y-you knew?” Sanya says softly.

“Sure as hell wasn't me. I didn't even blow the rape whistle. And your antenna was glowing.”

“Mmm,” Sanya says noncommittally. “It... seems to like us, now. Me, and Yoshika, and... probably a f-few others,” she says, shivering as a stray breeze slips under the flight jacket draped over her narrow shoulders. “I was t-trying t-t-to call Heidi, and then Hellcow was just... there.”

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“How far does that work?” you ask, curious.

“Like any radio. Me and Heidi used to talk every night, even though she was over Germany and I was here.”

“Huh,” you say, curious. At last, you reach the alert shack. After peeking around for that insane fucker Kennedy and finding nothing, you saunter in and plop carelessly into a cot, then wheeze like a bitch as your recently-blasted groin reminds you of your error. Sanya slides onto the cot beside you and slumps against you with a quiet, sleepy-sounding murmur. Even with the schedule disruption of the last few days, she's still on a nocturnal cycle. So are you, nominally, but that was shot clean to hell about three morphine-induced medical comas ago.

You work a kink out of your neck as you wait for your groin to stop aching. You vaguely recall that you came to this goddamn place for a reason...

[ ] Ask Sanya about how witches get along in the 501st, with each other. You don't really know much about those dynamics yet.
[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

[ ] Write-in question!

Invite Sanyan into kitchen, where she'd at least feel more familiar, then go ask Minna why exactly there are a pack of psychotic, sexually unbalanced bayou witches on her island without her knowing.

She should know they were there; she has emotional radar.

>>36022310
[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

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>>36022323
>She should know they were there; she has emotional radar.

>>36022323
Obviously, they remind her of the babe.

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>>36022310
[x] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

>>36022310
>[x ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

>>36022323
This

>>36022310
>[X] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

>>36022310
>[x] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

>>36022364
I doubt she leaves it on. There are things she doesn't want to know.

Like the fact that Sanya wants Young's D

>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

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>>36022368
What babe?

>>36022442
The babe with the power.

>>36022323
>>36022364

They aren't on "her" island. They're at the RAF airstrip on the mainland.

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>>36022442
The babe with the power.

>>36022470
What power?

>>36022501
The one that comes with the touch

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>>36022509
Damnit Anon.

>>36022501
The power of Voodoo!

>>36022501
The power of Voodoo

>>36022523
Who do?

>>36022551
You do!

>>36022551
I am Hoodoo Brown!

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>>36021745

>>36022561
Do what?

>>36022310
[ ] Ask Sanya about how witches get along in the 501st, with each other. You don't really know much about those dynamics yet.
Yoshika had a falling out with Lynette, and is jealous of Sanya because the Littlest Cossack gets all of the oniichan protection while she just gets thrown into the meat grinder.

>>36022578
What, Boo?

>>36022578
Remind me of the babe.

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>>36022310

[X] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

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>>36022310
[x] Ask Sanya about the Night Witches.

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Uh, night witches are best witches.

obvious votecall is obvious, writing~

>Maman Laroux

Missed the last thread. Everyone seemed to go "I see what you did there", but I honestly have no clue who this bint is.

>>36022992
If you follow Strikers '89 you'll know.

Otherwise, get bent, faggot, we're not here to spoon feed you.

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>>36023011
Why would you want to follow a quest that boring.

>>36023064
The same reason you're such an annoying, insipid, stupid fucking cunt.

It's fun, for me.

>>36023064
Crix please, SuWQ died ages ago

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>>36023088
What does that have to do with anything?

>>36023113
I'm just saying, you can't follow a quest that's dead

>>36023011
>Strikers '89
Look, the only thing I want from the late 80s is the music of Giorgio Moroder.

>>36023064
>Crix in charge of having shit taste.

>>36023113
>>36023064
Why are you tripfagging? Is it important to this thread that we know who you are?

>>36023185
Indeed it is, because now we know who to filter out

>>36023185
Crix is a tripfagging shit. Add his trip to your filter and don't bait the fucking retard.

>>36023185
Its important to him that he knows who he is.

This has to be the slowest SWQ thread ever.

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>>36022117
No, he was just an idiot. We're stupidly busy right now, but I might be able to take more pics later.

>>36023549
everyone is just waiting for an update instead of the ceaseless circlejerking that usually happens.

70 posts after 1 update is still pretty fast.

>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
Get to know our wing witches

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You sigh and stretch languidly, leaning the heavy SMG up against the wall. “Blueahrf. Fine morning it's been,” you gripe. By your count you've narrowly avoided death-by-20,000 pounds of torpex, by Rooskie assassin, by insane dick-shooting eye-talian bint and now, by disturbingly-sexy-deliciously-long-legged-smoky-voiced-dusky-skinned-dark-eyed-and-we're-done-thinking-about-that-now.

Anyway.

“Can't I have an uneventful morning? Just once?” you gripe.

“It... used to be that way,” Sanya murmurs against your shoulder with a little yawn. “It was just the Witches, in most of the Castle... and we couldn't talk to the mechanics or anything...”

You rub away a sore spot on your abused cranium. “Yeah. Place did seem pretty dead when we first got here.”

“It all changed after you showed up, though,” she says softly.

“Yeeeaaah, I seem to have that effect.”

“It's...” you can hear the frown in her voice. “It's scary, that the war has... how you say, increased-”

“Expanded?”

“Yes, that,” she says. “But... its not so lonely anymore. I am happy it happened. I am happy you are here.”

You frown at that. You would've scoffed at the idea of a Witch being eager for combat action not a month ago, but that impression died around the time a pack of fighter pilots with about five quintillion kills between them mobbed you in Barin's baths like a nurse in a Marine barracks.

… still. The Littlest Cossack?

“... what, really?” you ask.

“Mmmm,” she says, nuzzling your shoulder, her eyes closed.

“Sanya, since I showed up on that rock you've been-” you begin counting off on your fingers - “had your brain scrambled like an egg by stray transmission, gone into the Channel, gotten kindasorta mind-controlled and something else I'm probably forgetting about right now. It couldn't have been *that* bad when it was quiet.”

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>>36023790

“It was not very good before,” Sanya mutters, her slender arms stealing around yours and gripping it tight. “Night Witches are very rare. I had to patrol alone, most nights.”
That much you know, from months of listening to her soft, sad, wordless singing over the radio – and the frequent bitching and moaning between Sean and Ian over it. Usually around two AM, like clockwork, when they'd run out of original complaints. “Well, at least you had Heidi to talk to, right?”

“Sometimes,” Sanya says. “There is a time difference between here and Germany... and sometimes the interference was too strong. Or she could hear me, but could not respond. Her power is... is more in the eyes, da? Much better for shooting, but she does not have my range. Usually she could bounce the skip. Usually. If Sun is feeling good that week.” Sanya scoots a little closer and leans against you heavily as she tucks her bare feet up beside her on the cot, off the cold floor. “And usually only on bright moon nights, otherwise we needed full radio power for scanning. Witches cannot just, uh,” she makes a motion with her hand, “jam in nozzle, fill more gas, up you go. Always out of magic by morning. Very bad if you were to run out before sunrise.”

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>>36023812

You feel your heart sink just thinking about it. “Didn't you have any backup? Doesn't Sakamoto have that...” you squint straight ahead and make a buzzing sound with your mouth. “Laser-eye-beam thing?”

“Da, da,” Sanya says sleepily, “but it is nowhere near as good as Heidi-eyes. And she was always out of magic from morning sortie.”

“... lonely, then,” you say softly. You try to imagine prowling through the pitch-black skies for six hours on end with no company, no gunner and radio operator bickering about the stupidest most inconsequential shit just because they can, and a shiver goes down your spine.

The night sky would be very cold and dark and empty indeed, without your crew behind you.

“And dangerous,” she replies. “I was all alone. The Martians suprised me once, trying to kill me.”

A hollow feeling sinks into your belly. “What.”

>>36023838
Oh dear.

>>36023838
Ffffuck.

>>36023838
Oh boi, 'ere we go

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>>36023838
“A big ambush. There were a lot of the little ones, circling around, trying to get behind my shield for a kill shooting. I was near that port in Dover, so I dove away to put them all behind me, flipped on my back to shield from behind, and all the big guns started shooting and saved me.” She shivers against you.

“What about the other goddamn night fighters?” you snap. “I know we didn't fly wing with Witches, but what about the damn brits? The Beaufighters, and-”

Sanya shook her head. “Not way it is done,” she reminds you. “I only saw them when they would... do that terrible thing. Like a hawk diving on mouses... boing?”

“... bounce,” you say very, very quietly.

“Da, bouncing,” she drawls, her crisp, educated English slipping as she begins to doze off. “Every time I thought it might be another killing ambush...”

“Uh, wow,” you stammer. “Those bastards. That's terrible. So terrible. Just, just a terrible... people, to be. How could they.”

“Is no matter,” she sighs as her breathing begins to slow. “You are here now... you protect me, every time...”

Within another minute the tiny girl has fallen fast asleep, slumped against your shoulder, leaving you alone in the hut with an aching groin and a massive guilt complex.

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>>36023929
>with an aching groin and a massive guilt complex.

And that will be posted in /qtg/ sans context in THREE, TWO, ONE...

"Eila wasn't with you back then? I thought that was her job before I got assigned here!"

>>36023970
>sleeping Georgette

Aww...

>>36023970

You have no right to make me laugh at that as hard as I did, you fag.

>>36023929
GEE, YOUNG

YOU EVER THINK WHAT YOUR TARGET MIGHT HAVE GONE THROUGH BEFORE YOU BOUNCED THEM?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T. I HOPE YOU FEEL PROUD OF MAKING A LITTLE GIRL FEAR FOR HER LIFE.

>>36024036
Why so assblasted, Anon? We voted to bounce her shit in the very first couple of threads.

I REGRET NOTHING

>>36023790
>disturbingly-sexy-deliciously-long-legged-smoky-voiced-dusky-skinned-dark-eyed-and-we're-done-thinking-about-that-now.
>You frown at that. You would've scoffed at the idea of a Witch being eager for combat action not a month ago, but that impression died around the time a pack of fighter pilots with about five quintillion kills between them mobbed you in Barin's baths like a nurse in a Marine barracks.


I'm surprised we didn't bang a good deal of witches. Sakamoto and Perrine aside, I thought Finland witch and Trude were good candidates.

Rabbit witch (forgot her name) I'm not so sure since her brother was there and didn't seem interested

>>36024056
Yeah, and both times we made her fear that the Martians were coming to kill her, and she had nobody there to help.

Just like the British, since THEY apparently loved to bounce her too, and never came to her rescue before.

>>36024111
Young was too busy freaking the fuck out that he wasn't in control of those situations, being a fighter pilot and all.

This time, everytime she goes out on patrol, we go out as well.

>>36024056
I think I know how to fix this: We take her up in OUR fighter, and BOUNCE THE OTHER WITCHES!

>>36024111
Eila wants Sanya. But not if we lewd Sanya first.

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>>36023636
Inb4 that happens in 3... 2... 1...


In other news, hooray for update!

>>36024144
We're a night-fighting unit, that's our job

>>36024157
Sanya is not for lewds!

Oh who am I kidding.

>>36024157
That reminds me, I kind of want to know what happens after this. The Martian War in which Sanya having made friends and a kind of big brother only to return to Communist Russia and a Cold War.

>>36024193
She wants the D.

>>36024193
>Sanya is not for lewds!
Explain Katya then

>>36024225
Pure and loving hand holding with the lights off

>>36024212
She returns with child.

>>36024225
There was an aberration in the family tree, of course!

Do be reminded that Katya's dad is a jerkass who went on a one-night stand with her mom and didn't take responsibility.

>>36024215
She wants the Dedicated big brother figure.

>>36024256
You sick fuck

>>36024268
>implying it wasn't the other way around
>implying Katya's mom wanted to be shackled to some random schlub who merely breached her egg

>>36024212
>implying she doesn't defect at the end of the quest

>>36024277
Well she did say she didn't regret it

>>36024296
Yeah, she got Katya out of it. The sex was probably enjoyable too.

Still doesn't mean she would have liked to been forced to marry some guy.

>>36024268
>implying her father wasn't time-travelling Fronk

>>36024327
I always figured the daddy was a gnome, would explain how he got to tap that

>>36024293
>>36024296
>>36024327
>implying implications

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>>36024322
Your point is made my friend.

I still stand by Sanya being not for lewds though

>>36024327
Ivan what the Shit

>>36024359
>Implying implied implications

>>36024327
Still a better choice than any of the other options for Frank.
>>36024293
Read SW'89. She's a soviet Matron.

Who are you guys talking about, and where can I find the source?

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Fuck it he's taking forever. Post lewd witches while we wait.

>>36024374
Katyas mother is a soviet matron but point still stands Katya returns to stalins Russia

>>36024376
Katya, Fronkand Merlin @
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

>>36024411
nope! I am not looking at the eyes!

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The workload and the danger – even the deliberate targeting – from the Martians is nothing new; hell, you'd guessed both facts and threw them in Minna's face. But you never considered the loneliness.

Since you joined the military you've hardly known a moment of solitude. From basic to flight training to deployment, the Army Air Corps moves and breathes as a mob; cramming them into troopships and barracks and even planes like sardines. It's the reality of the military. You'd always thought that solitude was one of the perks of being a Witch – but for Sanya its not a choice, but a harsh reality. Nobody fights – or dies – alone in war... except, apparently, a Night Witch.

You recall the chill of horror that'd bolted down your spine when Luke told you he was ditching you on Barin. You recall the raging, indignant... well, rage that had driven you to spite Minna's many attempts to remove you from the unit. Everything before, during and after has felt too massive to really grasp – including the Fitzgerald... thing.

*Especially* the Fitzgerald thing.

Somehow, the tired little girl slumped against you, slumbering peacefully, is easier to understand. It's everyone's war, in the end – and now that you've stopped to think about it, you're glad your here to fight it alongside your Witches.

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>>36024436
These eyes anon?

>>36024455
Lewd her in her sleep

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>>36024455

… as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.

“Awwwww,” a voice croons behind you. You glance over your shoulder to see Minna striding in, looking at you with lazy, lidded eyes. “She seems to have taken a liking to you.”

“She's just tired,” you say. “How'd Ivan Ivonovich go?”

“Loudly,” Minna says with a smirk. “It took three MPs to wrangle him. In the end I just rolled him up and stuffed him into a 50 gallon drum, then rolled it to the stockade.”

“They have a stockade!?”

“They do now. An outhouse with two spare lengths of PSP wrapped clean around the outside.” Minna makes a big show of flexing her slender, feminine arms, the faint blue aura of magic glowing along them. “So, uh, what on earth happened, earlier?”

You take a deep breath, then let it out slowly. “You know-”

“I do know,” Minna says dourly. “After the shit you've pulled, there's nothing you can say that will surprise m-”

“I'm pregnant.”

“Pray that its with silence, for a change,” Minna returns smoothly.

“Fuck you.”

“Already did, honey.”

Obviously, it is our solemn duty to find a perfect wo/man to keep Sanya company, so that she will no longer be lonely.

Eilas need not apply.

>>36024478
you son of a bi-

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>>36024482

You glower at her a moment, temporarily stymied. “I found Sanya in the company of some... weird people.”

Minna nods, sitting on the cot by your other side. She leans in close, her lips brushing your ear. “And did one of those weird people try to give you a footjob?”

You hear a stall-horn screech as your brain loses lift and augers in. “Blheaf-”

“You forgot what my ability was, hmm?” Minna purrs, her soft, slender arm slipping around your side – and cinching tight like a band of steel, making your ribs creak. Her teeth nip your earlobe, causing your frozen lungs to squeak out their remaining ounce of air. “Did you really think I wouldn't notice you quite literally *fucking around?*”

[ ] RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE
[ ] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR
[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN
[ ] WRITE-IN

[x] FUCK HER BEFORE SHE FUCKS YOU

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>>36024515
[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN
while
[ ] RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE

>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

>>36024515
"Hey hey hey, I broke off from her the second backup arrived! I pulled a gun on her and attacked her with a Martian robot!"

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>>36024515

>>36024515
[x]GIVE IN. LET IT HAPPEN

>>36024515
>[X] S&M WITCH PLAY IS FINE TOO

>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome

>>36024515
"I WAS NOT GIVEN A CHOICE IN THE MATTER."

>>36024515
>[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN

>>36024515
[x]GIVE IN. LET IT HAPPEN

>>36024515
>[x] WRITE-IN
We can talk about this when Sanya's not sleeping right next to me.

>>36024515
>[x] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN

>“And did one of those weird people try to give you a footjob?”
The keyword there is 'try'.

>>36024570
DOO EET

>>36024515
Just smile.

"Yeah, she tried. I sicced Hellcow on her for it, baby."

"Oh, and she insinuated that Sanya just needed a good dicking."

>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA

>>36024606
this, I suppose

>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome
With Sanya

>>36024515
>>36024576
>>36024543
>>36024591
>DELAY, DIVERT, BUY TIME FOR LITTLEST COSSAK

>>36024482
>… as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.


But she did. She DID figure it out, when we bounced her the second time.

She got over it.

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>>36024515
[x] WRITE-IN
"I GUESS WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT ME TODAY"

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>>36024539
Ha ha!
This'll do.

>>36024587
This
or
>[x] REMIND HER THAT ADORABLE COSSACK IS PRESENT

>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

my sides. I vote for this.

>>36024515
>>36024539
Seconded.

>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome

do eet

>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

>>36024515
>[X] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR

"She was just some sperm thieving slut. I never wanted to have anything to do with her. It was all for the adorable cossack."

>>36024606
This, no need to panic. We did nothing wrong.

>>36024482
I shouldn't be giggling at the bickering but
>>36024515
>[Not this again oh god when will it end]
"Let me explain with my last words or at least don't murder me next to sleeping Cossack."

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>>36024482
>as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.

Wait, what? Didn't Sanya find out we bounced her when we were on the tower before the parachute jump?

>lie back and think of America

ADVANCED SEXUAL EDUXATION

>>36024606
SECONDED!

HELLCOW SAVE US!

Christ people you may as well tell her to put a collar on us if ya just gonna give in!
>>36024717
Yeah pretty sure she did.

>>36024606
but that implies that Sanya doesn't need a dicking

>>36024515
>[ ] WRITE-IN
DATE RAPE WITHOUT THE DATE.

>>36024482
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

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>>36024515
>[ ] WRITE-IN
As the Great Bright "Man of Destiny" Noah, says...

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>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA.

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>>36024700
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

Y'all gonna need this template soon enough.

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>>36024752
Oh I know exactly when I need that template anon.

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>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA

>>36024482
Erm, Sanya already figured that Young & co bounced her - back during the night-flight just after Robin arrived. She took it with good humour, surprisingly - especially in light of this.

>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA.

"Accidentally" fingering Sanya is necessary as well.

>>36024784
Needs more METAL WOLF CHAOS!

>Alright, LET'S PARTYYYY

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FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMM

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>>36024774
Hoh?

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>>36024795
anon, sometimes I wonder if you read what your penis types

>>36024812
Okay. Stop. You're just running it into the ground like your stupid list.

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>>36024792
>>36024717

Well if neither of you can agree then I must be the one who's correct!

>>36024795
BobDinosaur pls.

>>36024515
[x] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR
[x] Other: I even succeed Hellcow on them!

>>36024515
[x] Other: I even sicced Hellcow on them!

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>>36024812

>>36024795
Voting for this, just because what would happen.

>>36024835
No, you totally wrote it happening after we bounced her for the second time. She put 2 and 2 together.

>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA

We are long overdue for some sexytimes.

>>36024515
>[ ] WRITE-IN
>Make her lie back and think of Germany
WE'RE THE PILOT, WE'RE ALWAYS IN CHARGE

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>>36024978
Hah, take a look at this faggot.

>>36024978
>Not wanting to be handcuffed and ridden by Minna

You are. The biggest faggot.
Make Panzer look straight.

>>36025037
>>36025065
>Being this beta
You are a disappointment to pilots and gnomes everywhere and everywhen

>Implying planefag is actually going to write lewds

>>36024978
>Make Sanya lie back and think of the Motherland
FTFY

>>36025090
>>36025065
>Not letting her start domming you and then slowly taking over until it's reversed and she has no idea how it happened
>Not then slapping a collar on her

Goddammit anon get it together do you not know how this works?!

>>36024515
>1. Lie back.
>2. Pray.
>3. Prepare to get bounced.
>4. Fail to prepare.
>5. Be impregnated.
>6. Go on maternity leave.
>7. Give birth to a bouncing baby girl named Minna Jr.

I got a bit distracted towards the end there, but anyway, the point is just lie back and hope we don't get any broken bones.

>>36025118
>double team Sanya

"HERE COMES THE BLITZKRIEG, FILTHY SLAV!"

>>36025144
>Doing anything subtle
That's cute

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>>36025090
Keep telling yourself you're in charge. I'm sure they'll believe you if you repeat it enough times.

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>>36025154
>lewding the Adorable Cossak
disgusting

>>36024835
Nice try:

>"So, un, Sanya! Funny story, never got to tell you..."

>"... you were the Widow pilot," Sanya says. "The one I chased."

>"Yeah about that I didn't know you were like um I mean it was totally-"

>"I'm not mad," Sanya says, giggling as she joins on your wing. "Papa told me I'd have to be forever diligent to survive in war. You scared me, but... you taught me."

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>>36025154
>Lewding the cossack

>>36025186
>not wanting to be Katya's grandfather

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>>36025186
Hey, what can you expect on an SWQ thread King Arthur.

...
When did we sleep with Minna?
What thread was that?

>>36025246
>what thread was that
>what thread was that
ANON THIS WAS DECADES AGO

>>36025246
After we fucked cupcake

>>36025246
Around the late 80's/early 90's thread area anon.

Remember "we're in the closet"?

>>36025177
Remember, it is the duty of all soldiers to resist capture and imprisonment, to escape their bondage, and to give those rotten jerries a taste of their own medicine

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>>36025246

>>36025274
>give those rotten jerries the D

>>36025277
That is one pissed bird.

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>>36025265

>>36024482
>>36024515
>Trying to have the last word on a German (not to mention your superior officer)
>Forgetting your girlfriend can actually read your fucking mind
>Not begging for forgiveness already

>>36025320
>She can read your fucking mind.

Then she knows we're totally legit.

>>36025352
She does, that's why she's psycho-babbling us right now.

>>36024978
Until it's time to do paperwork. Then suddenly they don't have the authority to do anything. Funny how that works...

>>36025352
She knows how much we liked it.
And about how we totally popped a boner just now.

>>36025368
Not really. Paperwork saps ones authority and will to live. Shit is deadly.

>>36025320
She reads emotions, not minds.

>>36025368
That's what secretaries are for
That and lewding

>>36024151
Fucking genius. Get some fifty cal blanks too.

>>36025403
>not lewding the paperwork

>>36025419
That's Fronk's duty

>>36025419
Think of the paper cuts, man!

>>36025403
>yfw most "personal assistants"in the military are male

>>36025419
>"M-m-my binder clips! They're moving on their own!"

>>36025435
Anyone got that pastebin?

>>36025419
>>36025435
Where's the paperwork-chan reaction image when you need it...

>>36025396
She knows enough to get pissed at us.
Also she knows no matter what, we always deserve her wrath for something.

>>36025466
And that, kids, is why the Young Family is a big one.

>>36025448
>mfw the male assistants choose to desert rather than be assistants to the Gnome

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“... I forgot,” you explain in a very, very small voice.

She clamps down on your earlobe again, sending a sharp jolt of pleasure down your spine. “Yuuu furghuut?” she growls into your ear without releasing your flesh.

A lump the size of a hand grenade slides down your throat with no spit to lube it as you swallow. “I forget a lot of things,” you whimper.

“Mmmmhmm,” Minna agrees as she thrusts her tongue in your ear, making your entire body lock up, stiff – including your brain. Your internal flight engineer tries to reroute hydraulic fluid from your brain and to your groin, but the line bursts in your face, sending an embarrassingly bright blush over your face.

“H-hey n-n-n-ow,” you stammer in fear as Minna's free hand cups your cheek to keep you from escaping. “S-she came onto me and I got away f-from her as soon as-”

“Dun care 'bout dat,” Minna murmurs into your ear as she nips at your earlobe again, causing you to squeak. Sanya's still sacked out against your shoulder. You can only tremble, suspended between the desire to not disturb the adorable sleeping kitty and the urge to fuck Minna senseless.

“Wat.” you say cleverly.

>>36025523
>Wat.

Oi oi, Young, don't go Baron Samedi now!

>>36025523
>You can only tremble, suspended between the desire to not disturb the angry Minna and the urge to fuck Sanya senseless.

FTFY

>>36025523
>Your internal flight engineer tries to reroute hydraulic fluid from your brain and to your groin, but the line bursts in your face, sending an embarrassingly bright blush over your face.
AHM' GIVIN' IT ALL IVE GOT, CAP'N

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>>36025419
>>36025450
>>36025453
>>36025454
Here be PaperMerlin, ye scallywags.
http://pastebin.com/78NaCKMF

>>36025543


"Sanya's a little kid, I'm no pedophile!"

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>>36025523

“Think I know who that was,” she says, turning your face to hers and kissing the corner of your mouth. She rubs her pert nose against yours, her skin delightfully soft. “They're always like that. Thought you would've learned after that Bath incident.”

“Ah, ha, haha, yeah,” you say, feeling a great wave of relief crashing into your soul -

“I'm more interested in you feeling up Sanya, earlier.”

- and capsizing your hopes, dreams and any future not involving death-by-witch-boot-up-your-ass. You try to spring away, hoping to slip her grasp through the sheer, sudden acceleration of your unexpected motion, but Minna's already draped one muscled thigh over your lap. Your lunge for freedom barely moves an inch before she's locked you down tight. You try to talk, but she just smothers your mouth with hers, your lips buzzing as she hums with wicked delight. At last, she breaks contact to stare you eye-to-eye from about two inches away.

“So, what do you have to say for yourself?” she growls, her voice husky and feral.

“... Mantis,” you squeak.

She blinks. “Mantis?”

“Your familiar should be a mantis.”

Her lids narrow as she comprehends. “Oh, no, honey. On occasion the female mantis lets her partner live... and you're the only one that'll be praying, in a minute.”

You shrivel up underneath her gaze. “It wasn't lewd,” you say very quietly. “I was – I would never, not with a girl that-”

“Fucked. Waltrude,” she hisses, her nose squashing against yours, tip to tip. “On the table. Yoshika. Lynette. IN. THE. ROOM.”

… shit.

>>36025543
>"What? You want to fuck her first?"

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>>36025543
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

>>36025586
There was another one by Tanya/Boris-drawfag, though I forgot where it was...

>>36025393
Just once I'd like to see a story about the guys in the back doing paperwork. It's a far more critical job than most people thing and I'm not just saying that because it'swhat I do in RL

>>36025597

shes got our number, cant get her off our sixxxxx

>>36025597
"It was Waltrude. Bitch is a lewd hurricane that catches everyone up in it"

>>36025597

"Technically it was under the table."

Don't actually say this. Or say it anyways, I don't give a fuck.

>>36025597
"YOU FUCKER HER TOO."

>>36025645
It's okay man. I believe you. I mean shit I hear some of our pilots can't even find their way out of the bathroom without the pencil pushers.

>>36025657
Yeah, but we ran right at her.

>>36025645
Is it true that the bureaucratic system kills more paper pushers than missiles killing pilots?


>>36025651
POP FLARES!!! DEPLOY CHAFF!! PLAY DYNAMITE EXPLOSION FOR PETE'S SAKES

>>36025668
It started on the table.

>>36025597
>"That was a case of chicken gone too far, which is more than I can say for your appetite for cupcakes."

>>36025597
SO DID YOOUUUUUU
>pray

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>>36025495
Ficken für Volk und Vaterland!

>>36025597
YOU FUCKED HER TOO! I CAUGHT YOU LYING ON A TABLE WITH YOUR TITS OUT! WALTRUDE WAS SUCKING ON ONE!

>>36025597
To be fair, Young managed to make a sandwich while staring Cupcake in the face and turned her on to the point of making it a fuck-off. It got out of hand. Like many situations with her do.

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>>36025597
>“Fucked. Waltrude,” she hisses, her nose squashing against yours, tip to tip. “On the table. Yoshika. Lynette. IN. THE. ROOM.”
It's not like we locked them in the room with us.

>>36025645
Paperwork Wizards quest?
On the quest to file reports on time while still having free time to drink!

>>36025597
You did as well.

>The feline ears and tail (which is rigid and bushy in obvious distress) complete the effect.
So Brigitte had cat familiars in the family already, interesting.

>Hellcow's optical camouflage
Invisible Hellcow. What's next, Hellcow can fly?

>>36025597
"For what it's worth I think you're better in every way possible than she is."

>>36025703
Man, it'd be crazy if Young get's a medal from Germany for doing that.

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>>36025597

You gaze into her deep, impossibly clear eyes. She smells amazing, the lovely scent of a woman mixed with the hint of some primal, powerful musk, and her irises seem flecked with complimentary colors, like a pinwheel of distant... stars...

… there is no escape

isn't such a

bad

way

to

“Kitty,” Minna breathes. “You just couldn't resist a cute, cute kitty.”

[ ] wat
[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

>>36025767
No way in hell that can help us now, I guess.

>>36025749
Hellcow will find two others and form SHIN GETTER HELLCOW

>>36025742
VaryingDegreesofWant.gif

>>36025777
He'd get more than a stupid medal if he managed to get preggers.

>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

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>>36025749
>What's next, Hellcow can fly?

Considering that Tesla's on the island, and the Army's given him an unlimited expense account?

>>36025802
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

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>>36025802

[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
Everyone loves russian kitties.

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>>36025802

>>36025802
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
AGRESS

>>36025802
[ ] wat
WAIT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE YOUNGEST

Seriously though, just wat.

>>36025802
>[x] wat
Always wat

>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

>>36025802

"I'm not a pedophile, damn it!"

>>36025802
>[x] wat
>>36025829
Oh god.

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>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
Well, it's been a good run.

>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
or
[ ] wat

>>36025802
>[X] wat

[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

>>36025802
>[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ

>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

She's a lesbian anyways! She wouldn't like it if we did it like that! Unless you're trying to say we RAPED a witch...

>>36025802
>[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ

>>36025802
[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

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>>36025802
[x] "Bullshit. You can sense emotions. You know damn well we're offended at the very idea of doing lewd things to Sanya."

>>36025886
Exactly.

She's fucking with you, anon.

>>36025802
>[X] wat

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>>36025829
YES
THIS PLEASES NITORI

Meanwhile the mistress is now cowering in the basement with her little sister.

>>36025802
[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

You're jealous about the headpats, aren't you?

>>36025852
>I'm not a pedophile dammit!

It's not a P-61. Can't get it up.
Minna's kind of a black widow though. Exception

>>36025886
But we aren't.

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>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

>>36025802
[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ

Kitty a Best

>>36025802
>wat

>>36025675
Ok, I laughed.

>>36025683
It's a national tragedy I tell you.

>>36025749
>Invisible Hellcow
Hellcow had that a long time ago but everybody forgot. Even planefag was like "what? he has optical camo!?" during his archive binge prior to starting again.

>>36025913
Young is.

>>36025802
>[X] wat
>[X] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
These go well together

>>36025911
Maybe after this conversation, we can say that our other ride WAS a widow.

>>36025802

>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

"You know better than that, knock it off."

>>36025802
[X] wat

CRAZY IVAN, CRAZY IVAN

>>36025803
On the next episode of Paperwork Wizards:
-Dealing with those assholes in requisition!
-Getting approval from the CO for new projects!
-GETTING THAT ONE ASSHOLE PILOT TO ACTUALLY DO HIS PAPERWORK IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BEING IN THE MILITARY JESUS CHRIST

>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

>>36025829
Not even Tesla would be that crazy.
r-right?

>>36025802


>WILL YOU MARRY ME?

FUCK THE POLICE LET'S PROVE WE'VE GOT BIG BRASS BALLS

>>36025886
this

>>36025933
Sanya wishes he wasn't.

>>36025925
I guess my respect for paper-pushers just went up.

And I know how to hate paper-pushers.

>>36025802
[ ] Well, that was more like a prison rape thing. Establishing dominance, except mutual. You know, like when two pilots get into fisticuffs. Except sex. I just couldn't forego the challenge. Territory and all.

Just to be clear, are we actually not interested in Sanyan or do we just not want Minna to kill us?

>>36025987
I'm interested in Sanya but.. I have a feeling most others are not.

>>36025971
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>36025979
She isn't talking about Cupcake, idiot. Cupcake's familiar is a dog.

She's talking about Sanya.

>>36025987
I would a Sanyan, but Young wouldn't.

>>36025971
Fuck it lets do it!!!

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>>36025979

.. that's actually a perfect summation.

>>36025971
Damn, we should've made a ring out of pilot wings for this occasion... like Ice's grandpa...

>>36025946
Also
Arguing with G-2 over administrative issues

>>36025971
THIS IS THE WORST IDEA

>>36025987
We're actually not interested. Big brother mode engaged. Plus she's like...13. A bit young for Young heh

>>36025987
We are interested.

>>36025971
Hahaha oh Jesus yes. Prove we can still shock her.

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>>36025996
>I'm interested in Sanya

Pedophiles go to the Gulag.

>>36025971
What the hell, it might at least throw her off balance. Give us control over the conversation.

>>36026028
ICWatUdidThar and all that.

>>36025971
Yes. Counterattack from hell!
Now we need a ring.
Do we have grenades?

>>36025987
We are very much NOT.

>>36025971
>WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Changing my vote from >>36025910