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You pull your cloak away, revealing an area of the floor conspicuously lacking ash where the massive pile of gold once sat. You frown, and with a wave of your hand water condenses from the air and rolls across the floor, quickly picking up ash and detritus and depositing it onto the clean floor, creating a patch of black mud which you quickly deplete of water. Only ash is left behind.

Another knock on the door, this one more insistent. You glance over your shoulder to see your dragon snoozing pleasantly, while Chrys has cracked an eye open. She frowns, muttering something under her breath that you didn't quite catch, it sounded like her native tongue but you're not entirely sure. “I was unable to gain any sort of insight, if anything I feel as though my understanding has been lessened. How am I supposed to sense life; should I focus on seeing the heat of a living creature? The glow of their reserves? The-”

She's cut off by another sharp knock, this time accompanied by a voice. “The Shah has need of you, Aghtak. We would rather not drag you from the room. I can assure you, you are not to be executed as the law demands.” Somehow he sounds vaguely disappointed. You're not sure whether to be discomforted or insulted.

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(Not!Dunmer image for that Anon who wanted it.)

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You glance towards your dragon, which has rolled over onto its back and stretched its wings out a tad, still fast asleep, its forked tongue lolling out the side of its snaggle-toothed jaw. It would be cute, were you not so worried about the guards seeing that you harbor a live dragon. The average Samjan would sooner soil themselves in fear and run away rather than attack an adult dragon, but considering that these are the Elite of the Shah's military, and your dragon is but a babe, somehow you can't help but wonder whether or not the reaction will be as favorable as it typically would.

>Attempt to make the dragon well and truly invisible, light merely passing through it.
>Simply project an illusory screen depicting the bed and wall behind the dragon, hiding it.
>What do you care whether or not they see it? If they want to hurt your dragon, they'll need to go through you.
>Write-in

First for Ricky best waifu.

>>36022952
>Attempt to make the dragon well and truly invisible, light merely passing through it.

Might as well get some insights while we're at it.

>>36022952
>Attempt to make the dragon well and truly invisible, light merely passing through it.
Communicate that it should do its best to conceal itself and we will help.

>>36022910
Oh hey "Burt"

>>36022952
>Disguise the Dragon as a desk
Didn't we destroy our furnishings? Just claim we got a desk put back in here.

>>36022952
What dragon? Dragons aren't around anymore, that's just a rhyian war dog, breed by a very rich and prestigious family for many generations.

>>36022952
>Simply project an illusory screen depicting the bed and wall behind the dragon, hiding it.

No need for any undue risk.

>>36022910
And what man, I have to know.

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>>36023054
Who?

>>36023061
This, only insane people believe in dragons, and I don't think someone insane should be guarding the shah

>>36023087
This comic had so many good reaction images

>>36022952
>>Simply project an illusory screen depicting the bed and wall behind the dragon, hiding it.
Simplicity, people.

>>36022910
And what? What, Soma?

>>36022952
>Attempt to make the dragon well and truly invisible, light merely passing through it
protect our baby!

>>36022929
Does Mik have that gross hair?

>>36022952
>Attempt to make the dragon well and truly invisible, light merely passing through it.

>>36023140
>gross
Shit taste detected

>>36023140
>gross hair
>mohawk

I'll fight you faget.

>>36023054
>not knowing senpais real name
It's conner, I stayed up at 3am and asked soma strange questions to get that gem

>>36023087
Soma knows.

>>36023171
>>36023162
Why must i share this quest with you people? It's obvious Mik should be completely shaved.

>>36022952
>Simply project an illusory screen depicting the bed and wall behind the dragon, hiding it.

>>36023050
Good idea.

>>36023184
I thought it was either packie, sean or some other name that got thrown out.

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>>36023079
>>36023123
Shit, knew I was forgetting something. Didn't finish the opening tagline.
Just ad-lib whatever you like in there.

>>36023102
>>36023061
>Bluff!

>>36023050
>>36023009
>>36023140
>>36023137
>Invisibility!

>>36023056
>Disguise!

>>36023077
>>36023123
Hide!

>>36023140
Not necessarily. Pic related is another interpretation. I leave his appearance more or less up to the players.
Anyway, writin' for Invis. Roll me 3d10+6 vs DC 25

Rolled 4, 4, 9 + 6 = 23 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023215
25 huh

Rolled 2, 5, 5 + 6 = 18 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023215
Now you see me...

Rolled 1, 9, 3 + 6 = 19 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023215

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d10 + 2)

>>36023215
>I leave his appearance more or less up to the players.
Rolling dick size.

>>36023210
Nah son, sober soma can lie like a Jew, drunken soma lies like a white girl

Rolled 1, 9, 4 + 6 = 20 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023215

Rolled 10, 1, 3 + 6 = 20 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023225

Rolled 3, 3, 3 + 6 = 15 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023215

Rolled 8, 10, 4 + 6 = 28 (3d10 + 6)

>>36023225
>>36023228
>>36023230
Spend 8

>>36023225
>>36023228
>>36023230
Spend

Damn. We can spend 8 right?

>>36023225
>23, 18, 19 vs DC 25
>Severe Failure!
You could spend 2 to make it a Regular failure, or 8 to make it a Regular Success. You're at 36/36 vys.

>>36023264
spend 8

>>36023264
Spend 8

>>36023215
>tfw didn't get to use our tounge of pure jew

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>>36023232
>8 inches.
Respectable.

>>36023264
spend. Will we get an insight or somethign for this? Maybe a meditation bonus?

So what's the fastest way we can get 2 more vys so we can spend 10 on improving rolls? Reading some stuff?

>>36023264
spend 8

>>36023264
Spend 8
>>36023288
Would have been 6 if he weren't a nig

>>36023281
We need to start training for the next rank of bullshitter

>>36022910
Why'd you double the last eightish lines?

>>36023264
Spend 8

>>36023331
Because I accidentally hit cntrl+v twice and didn't delete all of the resulting mess.
Anyway, been writing for
>Spend 8
back to it.

>>36023313
Gypsy tongue?
Gypsy's are good hagglers when they aren't stealing your shit

>>36023364
Maybe we should have some banter match with Darzi and Ghada

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Tis my headcanon for Mik age 15ish

>>36023300
Metamagic scoll + the last insight for Vatis Earth could probably be done pretty easily. Or apprentice Metal + Earth

Hey Soma does playing and winning games like liar's dice count toward improving our bullshitter rank?

>>36023462
I'd count gambling towards improving bluff and general diplo skill, sure.

>>36023475
More padding for breaks between meditation

>>36023410
Mik is only like 27, Mik is still babby tier in Samjan terms

You don't think this is going to be anything kind of public, right? As given Kadirs' nature he'd rather be hush about giving us any kind of reward, is what I'd expect.
I'm mostly concerned about Mik making an offhand comment where it would matter. IE; in the presence of others.

>>36023564
>ur still a cunt
>BANISHED AGAIN!

>>36023587
>Double Banished

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>>36023603

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>>36023587
Kadir's face when.

>>36023631
Fuck, Kadir looking like Drogba is canon for me now.

>>36023587
>>36023603
>>36023619
>>36023631
Please anon's have mercy! my sides can't take much more!

>>36023564
Let's put on the armor again. It helps us keep calm and keep our tongue in check. When Kadir asks why we are wearing it we just tell him about that side effect and that we have no desire to piss away whatever good graces we've managed to earn.

Just woke up, why would you vote to try something we haven't done before(invisibility) in such an important moment???

>>36023664
>being a fag
Nah, just silently erode his trousers to reveal his baby dick infront of everyone

>>36023700
bcuz fuck u

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>>36023722

>>36023664
not a bad idea

>>36023722
>inb4 even buttslutt is impressed with kadir's horse sized dong

>>36023700
Because Banished players. Also, if all the rooms are layed out the same, the guards might have noticed there was something wonky with the room. Thats the only reason I could come up with to justify it.

>>36023761
we can just use illusions if he's actually packing

>>36023664
I can second this. Though we probably dont need to explain it to him.

>>36023770
>mik doesn't learn
>he just gets better at it

>>36023774
We should explain it to the guard at least. So he doesn't freak out that we're in full armor. Or just say we were meditating in it.

>>36023700
Because we just completed something that people were considering meditating to accomplish. We only spent a couple Vys and it's a situation that it actually helps us.

You focus on the drag, the world fading out as your consciousness slips away. Innumerable strands of light seem to fill the air, blinding you for a moment. They form a thick mesh of color and light, seeming to reflect off of or be absorbed by most every surface in the room, especially the ash on the floor. Most of them seem to be originating from the enchanted blanket you crafted for your dragon, the shifting blacks and reds of the smoldering cloth casting a strange glow on the room.

Slowly, you manage to pick through the mesh and find your dragon, nudging strands carefully aside until you find the incredibly bright glow of your dragon's vys reserves. Every action you take seems to drain an inordinate amount of vys for very little gain. Thus, it's with some relief that you're finally able to accomplish what you set out to do, manipulating the strands of glowing light. It seems to take naught but a thought to alter their very structure, change their properties, so that as they strike your dragon's hide instead of being absorbed or reflected, they merely pass through.
>Vys Pool: (28/36)

You snap out of your trance-like state, pleased to find yourself still standing. A quick survey of your room reveals your dragon to be nowhere in sight, though you feel a constant drain on your vys reserves with every passing moment allowing you to be sure that the spell persist. The spell seems inordinately taxing, perhaps simply because it's the first time you've cast it. Regardless, you ignore the mental burden and stride confidently towards your door.
>Vys Pool: (27/36)
(1/2 or 3)

>>36022952
Simply project an illusory screen depicting the bed and wall behind the dragon, hiding it.
We should probably hide Chrys too.

>>36023804
>>>>we only spent a couple vys

>>36023796
Only if they ask. Them knowing we are aghtaki should be enough.

You grab hold of the handle and pull, finding yourself faced by two masked figures, one of them has taken several steps away from the door and seems as if they might have been preparing to kick it in, though you can't be certain. The other speaks. “It is good to see that we will not need to do this the difficult way. It would hardly be fitting to be dragged bodily to meet the Shah so that he might grant you a boon.”
>Vys Pool: (26/36)

You think he's mocking you, though you're not certain. It's not either of the two guards you've met so far. As you're about to speak, the other guard interrupts you. “By the gods, man. What happened to your room? The place is just as scorched as the ass crack of Surya.”

You peer at the man for a moment, a mix between confusion and disbelief clear on your face. Certainly an inventive exclamation, you'll give him points for originality. “Accident during meditation, set my furniture aflame. I doubt the blaspheming the gods was particularly necessary.”
Vys Pool: (25/36)

Chrys steps into the door frame next to you, stretching briefly. You think you hear one of the guards, you're not sure which, hiss something under their breath; it might've been 'Mutant' but you're not sure. Regardless, Chrys doesn't seem to mind, rather she merely squeezes your forearm and mutters sincere words of reassurance. “Good luck, I will see you upon your return.” Then, with her piece said, she slips past you and the guards to make her way to her rooms.

Once she's taken her leave, attention once more falls upon you. “With us, Aghtak. The Shah is waiting in the late Varistha's quarters.”
Vys Pool: (24/36)

>Follow silently.
>Make light conversation.
>Demand to know what it is he intends for you.
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Write-in

>>36023664
We'll be fine. Kadir already knows we're rude as fuck and we just saved his life. If he's not gonna kill us for being aghtaki then he won't get pissed over some slight

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>>36023814

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Make light conversation.

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.

Then:

>Follow silently.

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Follow silently.

>>36023831
>>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.

>>36023831
>Make light conversation.
"So, how has the rat bastard been treating you?

>>36023831
>ask for a moment, then commune with the dragon to tell it to behave while we're gone, and ask if we may put on our armor

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Make light conversation.

So how bout that pirate fleet and base I nuked for yous

>>36023881
no
>>36023904
no proof, and we could be executed for the collateral damage, overall bad idea

>>36023881
no

>>36023904
yes

>>36023904
Nah.

>>36023900
second

>>36023804
We were literally just able to make it a success, dude, if we had failed we would have had our baby discovered.

>>36023831
>>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Make light conversation.

>>36023831
>Follow silently.
Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
>Follow silently.

>>36023881
no
>>36023900
Awful fucking idea
>>36023904
Fuck no

>>36023831
>Close the door and drop the spell, before you drain your reserves completely.
Sweet talk them too, like real hard, use that msgic voice

>>36023804
You do realize we DID meditate for it, in a dangerous situation, and almost had our door busted down, right?

>>36023855
>>36023881
>>36023904
>>36023992
>>36023950
>Chat

>>36024007
>>36023996
>>36023871
>>36023862
>Silence!

You're definitely following, closing the door, and dropping the spell. Think I got all the votes. You won't really talk about anything of consequence. Writin'

I want these no fun newshits to go and stay go

>>36024042
Second

>>36024007
What is so awful about the idea? Would you rather our baby set fire to the whole temple?

>>36024042
>said the guy who voted to put on the mask

>>36024064
Why the shit would you want to wake him up?

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>>36024042
>Fun

>>36024042
Sometimes it takes a while for lessons to sink in, but when they do it's magical.

>>36024083
I imagine him waking up to find us gone would be bad. We might also be able to just talk to him in his dream.

>>36024042
What exactly are you talking about?

>>36024042
I bet you voted to put on the mask.

>>36024082
>>36024108
As the Anon who railed against everyone who voted for the mask when it happened and people voted for it to spite me.

You can drop it now, seriously.

>>36024038
I vote to tell Chrys through the brooches not to let people in our room.

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>You will be called Dragonraiser Mik and shoot fucking plasma bolt out of your spear at some point in the quest.
Bitchin' armor may or may not be included.

>>36024176
>Dragonraiser
>Not MIkhael, Father of Dragons, Lord of the Blackcloaks, Delver of Ruins.

>>36024148
None of the ideas above that initial post were even fun, they were just random or similarly tactless in the case of two.
So yeah nah, ur a cunt m8.

>>36024201
>Lord of the Blackcloaks
We should name our little adventuring party, and get some sort of uniform. I'm digging the idea of black cloaks for everybody, maybe with some sort of symbol on them. Save ours, which is the original and thus best.

>>36024148
That sounds like a maskfag trying to cover up for his mistakes. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>36024161
Second.

>>36024176
Whatever we do, we must eventually craft armor with Metal wings that look like armor and unfold on command.

>>36024148
It will never go away, anon, it is the defining moment of stupid in the quest that we still suffer the consequences of.
>>36024176
That armor is not organic enough and is missing the mechanical dragon wings though.

>>36022910
Can you get Fulvia to finally sex our dragon this thread?

>>36024221
If there were a way to prove it to you i would.

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>>36024266
If you guys vote for it.

>>36024275
asshole

>>36024275
Can we get her to instruct us with the sexing and measuring instead, if people vote for it? I'm sure our baby would prefer it this way.

>>36024270
I'm just shitposting cause I'm bored, I believe you.

>>36024295
Anon sure seems salty tonight.

>>36024313
This is refreshing Anon, Thank you.

>>36024275
I'm just asking for you to give us the option to do it this thread.

>>36024275
Post yfw dragon grinds into fulvias fingers like slut

>>36024381
Don't dragons like kill their mothers and are programmed to be against incest?

>>36024398
What?

>>36024398
no?

>>36024381
I do not have an apropriate raction image for that, but imagina something like the despair face of the guy who got ntr'd in that one story with analtraining blackmail by male schoolnurse

>>36024398
In a certain fantasy series that isn't related to this quest, yes.

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>>36024398
I don't have a proper reaction image for the weirdness of that statement so have some toothless.

>>36024381
>>36024398
What is going on with BQ today?

>>36024467
I'm punishing soma for making me fuck up my sleep schedule only for him to cancel the thread

>>36024504
So why he is the one laughing while I'm just left confused?

>>36024148
I'm the anon who rallied to put on the mask, and laughed when you dug you're grave because of you're constant bitching that caused people who voted against the mask to put it on.
I just find it funny that the mask is used as an excuse for stupid choices, but when in reality it was caused because people wanted to spite some one remind you of any one?, you hypocritical assholes.

>>36024467
remember the guy a couple threads ago in the postquest discussion with all the terrible ieeas like opening an enchanting school? probably something similar, so drunk and/or newfriend posters

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You close the door behind you, finally severing the flow of vys to your spell. You feel the drain on your reserves cut out immediately, but you still feel tired. Just moments ago you had full reserves, and in moment's you've lost a third of your vys to what one might think a relatively simple spell.

You follow in silence for a time, but the atmosphere eventually gets to you. You break the uneasy silence by clearing your throat and posing a question. “So, how's working for the new Shah?”

One of them, you think the mocking one from earlier, doesn't respond. However, his compatriot seems more than happy to make conversation. “Oh, same as working for most any nobleman, save this one's jumped up a fair bit higher than the others so you've gotta swear all them oaths up and down about dying for this, dying for that, protecting these, so on and so forth. You know how it goes.”

You nod, sagely. “Indeed, once I graduated from my apprenticeship and passed the various test necessary to earn my robes it seemed I spent a full day and night swearing to protect the realm.”

The other guard scoffs. “Fat lot of good that does, you accursed Vatis are stingier than Bhataki and twice as mad. You keep half the realm functional, sure, but it's only the half that directly affects you. You could care less about the common folk, and don't feed me some lie about only doing what the Shah orders you. I know for a-”

His companion cuts him off. “By Pani's sweet, succulent tits; relax man! What, did a rogue Vatis kill your parents or something?”

(1/2)

>>36024529
umm no?

but the fact you you focus on Tone > Fact makes you a terrible person.

>>36024549
oh shit it's nigga batman

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The ornery guard rest his hand on the hilt of his blade; a long, straight weapon that seems to give off the faintest hint of magical power. However, he declines response. Presumably because you've arrived at your destination. You stand before the massive twin stone doors that mark the Varistha's former chambers. The friendlier of the two guards steps forward and pushes the door open for you, while the other takes up position standing to one side. You quickly pass through.

You find Kadir sitting at the Varistha's desk, absentmindedly reading through a collection of letters. You're not sure if they're his, or the Varistha's. Regardless he seems quite engrossed. You clear your throat to get his attention, and he finally deigns to take notice of you. He flippantly waves a hand in your direction. “Yes, yes. I'll get to you in a moment.” With that, he falls silent once more.

>Tell him he'll get to you now; you didn't come here to be disrespected.
>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.
>Write-in
I need to find a better image for Kadir, this one really doesn't suit his character any longer.

>>36024275
Make the dragon a guy, since the ones that want the dragon a girl are perverts.

>>36024580
>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
Padishah.

>>36024580
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024580
>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024580
>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024592
yeah this

>>36024571
the last part was supposed to be spoiled, just basically pointing out how the mask vote won because of people being spiteful, and in the recent past people have stated to post to spite choices they didn't like.

>>36024580
>>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024580
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024580
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024592
>implying a male dragon doesn't turn me on
>implying barbed dragon penis isn't perverted

>>36024549
>“By Pani's sweet, succulent tits; relax man!
I like this gaurd

>>36024580
>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity

>>36024580
>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024619
ehh, only a couple people voted because of that.

Most of the people seemed to put it on because they thought it would do something interesting and exciting, ignoring the danger.

>>36024580
>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah
Play with the shit in our cloak, so many lamps

>>36024580
>>Wait patiently, you're not exactly pressed for time and he IS the Shah.
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>>36024672
What, like some autistic child?

>>36024580
>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.

>Spoilers
I was just about to comment on that.

>>36024641
What if dragons are like tuatara lizards, and just press their cloacas together while exchanging bodily fluids?

>>36024672
Let's not reveal our cloak to the shah, he might demand to have it.

>>36024667
It was in favor of not putting on the mask, but after the guy went full autist, mask vote won out.

>>36024549
>by Pani's sweet, succulent tits
I like this guy, he has taste, Pani probs has the best rack in existence
>>36024580
>wait silently and take a look around, don't open drawers or anything, and pay attemtion to what Kadir's doing

>>36024711
Second, on all of this post

>>36024592
Jokes on you, I'm a trapfag. You can't win

>>36024592
anon please, I would never perv on our daughter
without her initiating it
but seriously, we wouldn't fuck our newborn baba

>>36024704
Then nobody wins and we can't shitpost anymore

>Wait patiently, take a look around.
Writin'

>>36024757
You wouldn't a Dragon?

>>36024580
>>Take a look around the room, the last time you were in here you didn't really get the opportunity.
>>Write-in

>>36024704
>implying we couldn't have oral

>>36024708
this

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>>36024766
>>36024757
Let me clarify. You wouldn't a Dragon while it's vagina isn't 5 feet in depth?

>>36024766
Not OUR Dragon.

And not a Newborn either.

>>36024711
>sexualizing the pani
You disgust me, I hope surya fucks you until your insides are medium rare.

>>36024793
You say that now, but from the sounds of it.
Dragons have transformation magic and i bet you people will try to fuck it.

>>36024790
I personally wouldn't a dragon while it can't form words and has the mind of a child.

>>36024708
I'd like to see that.
Im pretty sure Ricky's not going to play along.

>>36024822
It's an incredibly ancient Meta that we will 99.999998% never discover.

And only if she initiated.

>>36024851
>thinking /tg/ will wait to fuck a dragon

>>36024850
The more I think about this, the more it appeals to me.
Someone help

>>36024874
It's our kid, anon. Dragon is not for lewds.

>>36024813
>sexualizing
Are you saying the matriarch goddess who views mortals as her children doesn't have delicious tits? Because they tradiionally are associated with motherhood, you know.

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Resuming art dump from a couple of threads ago
Or maybe it was last thread, I don't really care enough to remember nor check.

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>>36024911

>>36024910
Are you pretending you aren't treating her breasts as a sexual object instead a source if nurishment for her children?

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>>36024931

>>36024911
looks like Shepard

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>>36024955

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Mik finally loses it.

>>36024943
I'm not pretending, I am actually doing it. Answer my question please.
captcha:unstivy waters

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>>36024971

>>36024972
>dem cloaks
>dat holy aura
Void and surya rooting for mik? Niggas gonna die today

>>36024765
Let's pull a snack out of our cloak just to fuck with him.

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>>36024994

>>36024980
No, I do not think she would have "delicious tits". You filthy hedonistic elf

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>>36025026

>>36025013
Why? We could have had a snacked stashed away in our regular clothes anyway. Probably not polite, by the way.

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>>36025051

>>36024994
>void corrupted VarVar

>>36025075
We didn't get offered his sword.

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>>36025071

>>36025075
Please delete this.

>>36025048
>elf
Fuck off, you rude cunt, I meant delicious because of the life-giving milk in them.

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Gods finally get tired of Miks shit

>>36025075
>implying you can corrupt varvar
He'd kill himself before that

>>36025092
That's because he's obviously still using it

>>36025108
Unless the spice high prevented him from being able to reason that through.

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>>36025093

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>>36025119

>>36025098
Sure you did, disgraceful son of a elf

>>36025101
>Warriors of Surya are just 40K SpaceMarines
>Or Khornate SpaceMarines

>>36025092
Caretaker only has 2 hands.

Also, why are peoole dumping art now, when we aren't even past bump limit?

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>>36025138
It's really hard to find magical items art so I figured I'd post these as well.

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>>36025152
Nigga, that's Sanguinus, Primarch of the Blood Angels. Mik REALLY fucked up

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>>36025157

>>36025101
If the gods got tired of mik the entirety of mundus would be a realm of hellfire and death, surya gives no shits about innocents

>>36025157
>Enchanted items ideas

>>36025196
Pani does

>>36025152
Suryas battle priests are just berserkers in war paint

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>>36025184
Thought I had more of these

>>36025152
Definitely more khornate, remember that Surya has to be appeased with prayer to keep him from killing everything on Mundus, and he views wars like Sunday football.

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Mike fucks up the oud so bad that Surya punishes him

>>36025226
>Surya has to be appeased with prayer to keep him from killing everything on Mundus
That was prior to his enslavement to Pani

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>>36025225

>>36025226
Dumb big titted cunt always changing the channel

You don't complain, instead take a brief wander around the room. Much of it is constructed from ice, seemingly frozen permanently, as it shows no sign of melting any time soon. Even after the Varistha's death. Perhaps an old enchantment from ages long past? Even the furniture is wrought ornately from ice, the detail on his desk depicting scenes of old battles exquisitely done in shades of blue and white. There are also a wide variety of sculptures scattered about the room, most of them bust. Presumably of previous Varisthas. You find Sehzade's against the farthest wall, or at least you think it's Sehzade's. There's no label, and the man depicted has only the barest wisp of a beard. However, it certainly shares the Varistha's facial features.

Oddly enough, the room isn't the slightest bit cold, a tad warm for your taste if anything. You're not sure if that's an enchantment or not, as you seem to recall something about ice keeping in heat particularly well. You don't remember exactly, as it was never particularly relevant for a desert dweller.

You're inspecting the elaborate decoration on one of the elaborate post protruding from the end of the Varistha's bed, the head of depicting a seven-headed beast with large fins running down each of its long necks. A hydra, you imagine. Its maws are spread wide, and their teeth appear sharp enough to cut. You can't help but wonder if perhaps Sehzade carved this himself, to commemorate his achievement of Grandmastery.

The chest that once sat at the foot of the bed is gone, stored within your cloak. Thankfully, the Shah, or Padishah as he'd prefer, hasn't noticed. At least you don't think he's noticed. He was quite deep within his cups when you first encountered him here.

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>>36025219
Then mik would just turn to ash
Surya doesn't care enough to send down a warrior.

You spare a glance towards Kadir, and try to get a pick over his shoulder at his letters. You think you can see some sort of official symbol in the corner, but Kadir folds the letter before you can get a good look and sets it aside. You hastily return to your inspection of the bedpost, just as Kadir claps his hands together enthusiastically and pushes himself from his chair.

“Right then!” He exclaims, turning to face you. “What shall we do about you, then? Hmm? I can't exactly unbanish you.” You feel a black rage boiling up from your gut, but his one does not seem supernaturally influenced as others have. You bite your tongue hard enough to draw blood to keep yourself from speaking out as the Shah continues. “However, you certainly deserve some sort of reward. I might wipe your name from the records, or declare you dead.” He rubs his chin contemplatively, staring at you a moment.

He snaps his fingers. “I've got it.” You've got a bad feeling about this. “How would you feel about performing a task for me? Should you prove your worth, I believe I ought to be able to spin your return to society's good graces without lessening my own standing.”

>That's some bullshit, you saved his life! One of your people's most famous tales recalls the unbanishment of a guard who sacrificed himself to save the Shahanshah.
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
>You've really got just a ton of stuff on your plate right now, you'd prefer a reward of a more immediate nature.
>Write-in

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>>36025243

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

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>>36025289

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

Youuuuuuu fuck, I knew you would do this, you 120yr old BRAT.

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>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
>Mention the unbanishment but don't push it

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
This REALLY depends

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
Have we told him how his sister hired the pirates?

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
Make sure we get a secondary reward.

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

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>>36025307

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

>>36025184
I could definitely see a small version the one on the left being the earth mace Chrys uses.

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

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>>36025337

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

>You'll hear him out.
Writin'

>>36025242
yeah, typo, meant to write
>had
>willing to hear propsal, though can't imagine what deserves unbanishment more than saving the Shah's life, and no peomises

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>>36025362

>>36025358
Her mace is made of metal though, that one looks to be at least partially made of stone.

>>36025275
>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

Soma-Senpai! Soma-Senpai! Whatcha listenin' to?

>>36025379
I like the
>don't see what deserves unbanishmenr more than saving the Shah's life
part, voting to add this, maybe reference to the story

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>>36025398

>>36025410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
Mik's theme song, but of course.

>>36025398
Its been a while since it was described, but that pic fits enough that I think it will be my new head canon.

>>36025410
Listenin to some Kid Rock, motherfucker is beast

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.

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>>36025440

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>>36025432

>>36025440
0/10
Get Gud Onii-San

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>>36025464

>>36025462
>>36025465
0/10mind

>>36025440
At least you tried

>>36025489
Yeah. Soma is 2fast4me

>>36025440
>these Yankee shits don't like kid rock
Don't worry senpai, I think your taste is good

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>>36025481

>>36025473
That's cool, I think I actually have that one in my collection.

>>36025507
No anon, Kid Rock is horrible. I also considered Soma listening to Nickleback

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>>36025510
Ya, Mik and Friends might encounter it in the forests to the east

>>36025507
hue

>>36025473
>rex
>king
That reminds me, Soma, what was the title of the Rhynian ruler? Imperator?

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>>36025510

>>36025505
Use an actual trip code next time, it looks more believable at a glance.

>>36025534
north-east, you mean

>>36025579

>>36025604
Go look at the map again.

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>>36025621
Forgot my image.

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>>36025648

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>>36025663

>>36025621
>>36025621
I see what you're saying, but I don't think that is where we're supposed to go, I think Eulidean forest is farther north

>>36025705
elaudia is southwest

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>>36025701

>>36025705
Maybe, but I think I remember something about it being near the mountains.

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>>36025733

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>>36025762

>>36025275
>>That's some bullshit, you saved his life! One of your people's most famous tales recalls the unbanishment of a guard who sacrificed himself to save the Shahanshah.

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>>36025778

>>36025785
I wonder if it's always the same guy who's half an hour late with his votes.

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>>36025778
Damn, I was going to post that.

>>36025275
>>You're willing to hear out his proposal, though you make no promises.
With that said we should expect some kind of reward.

Honeslty
>That's some bullshit, you saved his life! One of your people's most famous tales recalls the unbanishment of a guard who sacrificed himself to save the Shahanshah.

We should mention the bitch princess we rescued and show him her seal.

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>>36025808

>>36025814
Yeah, I just figured I'd post some Real jungle beasts.

>>36025733
I think it was to the north/northeast of them though, and we don't know if there are more mountains than what the map shows
>>36025730
out in the sea?

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>>36025850

>>36025840
I guess maybe it's not always the same guy.

>>36025840
Are you SURE you want to tell him that we saved her?

>>36025893
She's not the one who tried to kill him, so yeah

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>>36025891

>>36025893
That's actually not a bad idea, it's a shame it's probably already irrelevant.

You sigh wearily, rubbing your eyes for a moment. Another job? You've got an assassination on the horizon to finally free Chrys of the burden that is her husband. You've got a mysterious red gem to retrieve from a powerful warlord in Elven lands. You've got an ancient recipe to retrieve from the deepest depths of the most dangerous stretch of land known to existence. That's not even mentioning the multitude of effects, both normal and metamagic, that you've yet to learn but need to. The elements you need to further your understanding in.

You shake your head to banish such gloomy thoughts, choosing to instead focus on the positives. Perhaps an opportunity to get back your old life, or at least the option to one day return to a life resembling normalcy, should you at some point choose to. “Very well, Sha-”

He interrupts you firmly. “Padishah, I've taken the title Padishah and I intend to be addressed as such.”

You scowl. “Very well, Padishah-” Your voice drips with derision as you speak the word. “-Oh ye who've yet to accomplish anything of note save manage to avoid death. I will hear out your proposal, though I cannot imagine what is more worthy of unbanishment than saving your life. I make no promise of accepting the task you offer me.”

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Beastmen when? What kind? Anything as crazy looking as that?

The Shah, Padishah, grins cockily. You'd really like nothing more than to smash his teeth in, but you resist the urge. “I would have you find out just what it is that caused my brief voyage to the land beyond. I have no doubt it was caused by some unnatural source, I am hale and healthy. There is no reason for me to pass away so suddenly. Considering how recently my father passed away and the circumstances of his death, I'm lead to suspect foul play.”

>Accept, after all who better to track down his killer than his killer?
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.
>Reveal fully your role in his death, and the circumstances which led you to fill that role. Including the various creatures of the void with which you've contract.
>Refuse outright. You'll not go on a wild goose chase for evidence which is unlikely to exist, or if it does exist it's doubtful that it's particularly incriminating.
>Write-in

>>36025926
>-Oh ye who've yet to accomplish anything of note save manage to avoid death.

>>36025948
>Accept, after all who better to track down his killer than his killer?
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

>>36025948
Get him to make his men leave, then tell him the full story. Show him Ricky if it helps

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>>36025924

>>36025948
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

Tell him this on the terms he won't ask how we know this.

>>36025982
Leaving out the part where we killed him right?

>>36025880
Southeast

>>36025948
"It was your heart that stopped, Likely due to your excessive drinking and lack of any physical activity for the time you have been here. Maybe put down the bottle and do some push-ups."

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>>36025989

>>36025948
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.
Tell him we overheard the pirates talking about fulfilling a contract for the Sha's life.

>>36025948
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

>>36025948
>>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

We're not going to be honest to this incompetent, spoiled brat that hates us.

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>>36026011

>>36025948
How does he expect us to do this, exactly?
He was also eating amd drinkong quire sibstantially, is it not possible to have a heart attack because of his?

>>36025948
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

>>36025948
>>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.

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>>36025948
>Reveal what you suspect. That someone hired the pirates to kill his father and that someone was likely his sister, now his heir.
Though I'd rather not tell him of his sister, let him intensifies his shadowrunning on his own.
Maybe some comment like I saved your ass once, because your father was a cool guy; don't fuck it up 'cause I ain't gonna do it a second time

>>36026015
We... did?

>>36026008
ROLL IT

>>36026072
Yarp.

>>36026015
This