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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

For essentially the first time, I'm actually somewhat looking forward to a session with the school counsellor. The clock ticks by, infuriatingly slow.

A paper plane dinks into my head softly. I open it when I realise no one paid attention to that. It's a picture of an engagement ring, marked with pink lipstick and a drawn on love heart.

Gee. Who could this possibly be from. I grin and stare straight forward, placing the note in my bag.

Eventually, painfully, the clock ticks past three PM, and the bell rings. Thank Christ. I allow for everyone to jostle past as usual, before heading for the hallway. Rosa and Mia tell me they're gonna go catch a movie 'or something' the pink haired girl adds with a wink.

Hmmm.

I shrug and leave them to it, heading for the back of the school.

I push through the back door, opening onto the school oval, and head for Marie's office, when I spot that girl, Avery walking the other way, coming towards me.

>Wave, but keep walking
>Hide and let her walk past, bitch is weird
>Write in
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>>36034300
>Wave, but keep walking

Fuck you and your stupid start times Chuckles, at leas I managed to get one post in a live thread for once before collapsing.
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>>36034321
stop living in a terrible time zone
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>>36034300
>Wave, but keep walking
So long she doesn't go crazy on us, I'm willing to have a modicum of civility
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>>36034335
It is indeed a terrible time zone.

It's your own fucking timezone.
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>>36034403
its still terrible
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>>36034409
Oh very, equally as terrible as your schedule
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>>36034335
>>36034403
Get. Fucking. SHIT ON.
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>writan
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>>36034421
says the south australian
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>>36034421
MAN IDGAF THAT MY TRIP WAS LEFT ON THAT WAS JUST TOO MUCH REKT
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>>36034428
Nah m8, QUEENSLANDAH
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I wave softly and keep walking. She glares at me, but waves her hand enthusiastically. Huh?

Whatever, I knock on the door and let myself in. "Good afternoon Daniel." Ms Gutla beams. "Take a seat, would you?"

I oblige, sitting on the couch opposite her. "She leans on a hand, pens and papers absent from her grip. "And how are you feeling today?" She asks, a hint of untrained sultryness to her voice.

She tries to undo her topmost button without looking, single handed, but fumbles with it, cursing quietly she looks down. Using both hands she pops it free, before looking back up to me.

I stare at the exposed section of upper chest, skin pale from years(?) of office work.

>Write in
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>>36034497
Quite well, really. And you, Ms Gutla?
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>>36034497
Uhhhh, I dunno, let's try to dirty talk her?
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>>36034497
seconding >>36034524
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>>36034526
Not on school grounds. This is still the streets. We should stay kawai.
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>>36034526
Yeah I'm wrackin my brain here for a way to segue into dirty talk all smooth like but I got nothing.
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>>36034535
We on the couch, son. You know what she tried to do last time we were on this thing? She was begging for our delicious 'boy cum' in her words.

Honestly she needs a head shrinker more than most of the students she oversees.
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>>36034539
Something something, it's been pretty hot today? Especially in this room?
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>>36034497
>"Ms.Gulta are you trying to seduce me?"
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>>36034497
"Not feeling, tasting"
Go under her desk; we blueballed her a lot already
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>>36034559
That's why we stay kawaii.
Don't thread on ice, friend.
We don't lewd marie on school.
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>>36034570
I'm going with this, Dustin Hoffman
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>>36034570
Shit, this reference.
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>>36034570
+1
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>>36034570
Hell yes, this.
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>>36034497
"Doing well, Ms. Gutla. I almost have enough signatures for the club. And how about you?"
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>>36034497
>>36034570
This is the only thing to say, chucks.
But do it jokingly.
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>>36034570
This anon has the answer.
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>>36034321
> implying chuckles isn't an A.I
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"Ms Gutla, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" I ask, eyebrow raised.

She smiles wanly. "I have no..." she kicks her legs up on the desk, clad in long stockings, "idea..." She tries to pop another button, "What you're talking about."

She's trying a tad to hard, but I'll give her an A for effort.

"I believe you recall the last conversation we had in hear, Daniel?" She asks.

>No, and I don't think we should have it here.
>The one about the other girls?
>The one about my "boy cum"?
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>>36034663
"The one that is more appropriate somewhere private and without electronic devices to fry?"
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>>36034663
>No, and I don't think we should have it here.
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>>36034663
"Well we still haven't had a chance to play videogames together..."
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>>36034663
>>36034676
>>36034678
>>36034687
Yeah, mix these.
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That one where whe acted like a lost puppy full of boy-jizz?
I do.
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>>36034663
>The one about my "boy cum"?
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Will we do that pikachu lewd latter?
That would be funny as hell.
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>>36034663
>>36034676
>>36034687
This.
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>>36034803
last time we were at her place, we said 'nope, will fry everything'. What has changed?
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>>36034779
>funny
Anon we know the reason you want to do it and its sure as he'll not because it's funny.
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>>36034827
nothing, that anon is just stupid

we need to either harden our toys and electronics against EMP emissions or find a place with none to fry
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>>36034827
We now see we can't reverse the terrible terrible idea that was trying to seduce her?
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>>36034663
Seconding >>36034676
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"You mean the one that's more appropriate somewhere private and without any electronic devices to fry?" I ask her.

She blushes and nods several times." R-right. Yes. You're right."

I contain a smirk. There's the Marie I'm used too. "Besides... we still haven't gotten around to playing videogames together yet."

She nods, "You're right. How's your club coming along?" I retrieve the paper and show it to her. "Oh, you only have four members plus myself.... the minimum number is five."

I shrug, "Claire'll join when she gets back."

She coughs. "Claire... yes." She runs another eye over the sheet. "Mia... Avery?" she looks up from the sheet at that, before turning back.

>Ask about Avery
>Leave it be
>Let's get out of here
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>>36034836
Like a secluded spot in a park or something?
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>>36034836
Actually right here in her office would be a good place to test handholding.

The computer in here is insured by the school, and Marie can just explain to IT that it was just one of her superpowered students that did it.

And if it doesn't fry, then we know that her power won't destroy her video games.
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>>36034855
>Let's get out of here
>Ask about Avery
on the way
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>>36034855
"Something wrong?"
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>>36034855
>Ask about Avery
why no lewd here guys.
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>>36034855
>Ask about Avery
"Yeah. We met when she came out of your office. I can't get a read on her; one minute she wants to kill me, the next she just wants to chill and play video games."
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>>36034855
Why haven't we got Rosa on that list yet?
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>>36034855
>Ask about Avery
She tried to shoot us.
Not like i will say no to her entering our club at gun-point
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>>36034886
We do have rosa.
Chuckles fucked up.
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>>36034886
she just didnt comment on her, because rosa doesnt go to counselling
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>>36034886
Is our brother into vidya or just animu? Maybe he'd be interested.
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>>36034906
> plus myself
No, i'm the one that fucked up.
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>>36034932
He's not in school.
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>>36034932
He's like 26
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Lets ask nej and chad to join our club.
I bet they are awesome guys.
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"Uhhh, yeah... what's the deal with Avery.... she seems... unusual." I start diplomatically.

Ms Gutla sighs, redoing her buttons. "I'm sorry, but I legally can't tell you that."

She taps a fingernail on the desk, "Rosa Mishone? Hmm, lovely girl. Glad to see she's making more friends.

>You also can't legally go out with me, yet here I am.
>Fair enough, drop the subject for now
>She put a gun to my chin when we met!
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>>36035020
>>She put a gun to my chin when we met!
Seriously, is none concerned that she's actually carrying guns to school?!
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>>36035020
"Friend, yeah... I think I heard the word marriage when she introduced her parents yesterday."
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>>36035020
>Fair enough, drop the subject for now
"Yeah Rosa and me have been hanging out after me Claire met her that day the roads were flooded. Yo you should see her video game collection. It's almost bigger then yours."
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>>36035020
>Fair enough, drop the subject for now
Let's skip the subject for now.
Casual talk about the secret base, not like we could fuck her brains out there...
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>>36035020
>She put a gun to my chin when we met!
I literally ran into by accident then she pulled a gun on me, then later she wanted to play video games with me If you could at least tell me how to stay on her pleasant side so I don't get shot, i'd very much appreciate it.
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>>36035020
>>36035067
This one.
>>36035043
Not in japstraya. We have giant robot fights and ninjas as bigger problems.
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>>36035081
>>36035043
Guys doctor patient confidentiality is a thing for a reason.
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>>36035020
>>36035065
>>36035067
This ones?
We could use our base to lewd marie there first.
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>>36035020
>Fair enough, drop the subject for now
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>>36035109
meaning?
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> tfw you guys will never vote to bang the teacher
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"Alright, fair enough." Pushing it probably won't do any good. "Hey, in other news, my friends and I, we've found this pretty decent house, it's just abandoned in one of the ruined districts. Not far from my place either."

"And?" She asks, looking concerned.

"Well, we were thinking, like, it could be a hang out spot for our little group... including you if you wanted? It's near an intact gym and everything."

She frowns at that. "That doesn't sound very safe Daniel... those houses were all abandoned for a reason."

I shake my head. "Nah, it's fine. It's got water and electricity and everything. I mean... there's a few holes in the ceiling in some places, and there might be some strays, but it's fine."

Marie is still frowning. "This still doesn't sound wise. Why do you need this whole secret base thing anyways?"

>Write in
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>>36034930
But then doesn't that mean we have 5?

Us, Mia, Rosa, Avery and Marie already? or is Marie not in it?
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>>36035221
A place to meet where we can't get disturbed. So we can experiment with ...... things
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>>36035221
>Why do you need this whole secret base thing anyways
"to shag Pikachu."
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>>36035221
"Because as you saw from when I was at your place, I bring out some unique qualities in those I care about when we're intimate, and I'd rather not damage yours or Rosa's or Mia's or Claire's or my own belongings in the process."
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>>36035223
teacher doesn't count I think
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>>36035245
>Claire
>belongings
Also this
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>>36035221
"everyone needs his space."
"And i promisse it's safe."
"Care to check it out? You could find wonders in this parts of the town."
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>>36035221
Experimenting with powers. You forgot already, Pikachu?
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>>36035221
>>36035245
>>36035261
This looks nice.
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"Because, as you saw, I bring out potentially destructive abilities in people when I'm... intimate with them, and I'd rather have a place where I don't have to worry about damaging anyone's stuff." I tell her.

She still looks unsure. "Okay, look. I promise it's safe. It's a nice *private* spot. Where we can have space." I flash her a smile. "I can show you it, right now... if you want."

She blushes. "D-Daniel. I-" she looks around the office. "Alright, let's go. Quickly."

We walk quietly, I stride at least five steps in front of her at all times, until we're in the depths of the old suburb.

"That one." I point. The house still stands sturdy. A few stray cats are play fighting in rubble strewn garden, but they quickly disperse.

I light the house up. No lights even flicker, as she steps in. The house is on the small side. One floor, a kitchen, two bedrooms and one bathroom. But it's private.

I take Marie on a tour. The shower still works, and the heater even hums to life. The oven is electric and functions perfectly, the bed however is just a bare mattress on a frame.

"See, the place is fine." I tell her.

Her brow furrows. "I.... guess...." She murmurs.

>What do
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>>36035456
unzip, then impregnate.
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>>36035456
"Ok ok we'll find somewhere else. I don't need you worrying about me. Anyway wanna go back to your place to play games for a while?"
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>>36035489
This
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>>36035456
Not so bad, hm?
Whant to take a shower?
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>>36035489
Tradition requires we carry the girl home. No exceptions.
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>>36035537
Electricity in the shower? Probably a bad idea.
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>>36035543
>>36035489
>>36035456
This.
Also
"Besides, it's just a start. Furnishing this place should be quite easy."
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>>36035489
This, if we stay then it's just begging for chuckles to throw a fighting heading this way and hurting one of the girls.
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>>36035550
Fuck, didn't think of that.
Let's toss her in the bed and engage lewds.
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>>36035489
This seriously it's not safe
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>>36035581
This. engage docking procedure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GL0HsHMzYc

Is... is this what happens if we establish a relationship with Avery?
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"Okay, okay. We'll try to find somewhere else another time. I don't want to worry you. Anyway, wanna go back to your place and play some vidya?"


She nods. "That sounds like fun."

We step out the door, as one of the stray cats rubs itself against my leg, back arched and purring.

"Meew." It whimpers. I can see it's ribs sticking out, and it's ear looks like it's been severely chewed on.

Marie crouches down and pets its ears, before standing again.

>Write in

>
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>>36035603
We'll be fine. Plus if we're lewding her when afight shows up she'll go all storm on their asses. Strike them down with lighting and thunder.
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>>36035626

>You gon' get taken home
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>>36035626
>a sidequest appears!
It wants some MILK. Let's find some way to get MILK.
a) nearest boobies
b) fridge
c) store
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>>36035626
Give it a pet. "Hey there little guy"
Maybe we should take it with us since Claire always said she wanted a cat.
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>>36035626
> give the cat some beef jerky
> promisse to be back
> follow marie
PET GET!
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>>36035626
"We could really fix this place up y'know. Get this guy some food, looks like he needs it."
Give in to the kitty and man-cave!
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>>36035626
DON'T TRUST THE CAT
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>>36035626
>Hey Marie, you like cats?

Dunno if mum would let us keep it
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Hey Claire gets back tomorrow and proms the next night right?
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>>36035626
Ask if Marie is into lactation.
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>>36035668
A young mind suckling at her breast for comfort and peace of mind? She'd love it.
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>>36035668
>ask
Grab her from behind and lewd her on the streets or get her home.
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>>36035668
>>36035679
>>36035683
No
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>>36035696
No to lewding right here I get.. no to lactation? What are you... Gay?
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okay, to clarify

>Take cat (name)
>Ask Marie to take the cat
>Feed it then leave
>Leave
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>>36035707
Yes
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>>36035710
>Feed it then leave
We can't have one probably. Marie might accidentally electrocute the little bastard.
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>>36035710
>Take cat (name)
If boy Mr.Whiskers
If girl Claire Junior since she named the cactus after us. Don't name it that in front of Marie though cause it might upset her.
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>>36035710

>Take cat (Shoe)

Object names are fantastic pet names, you cannot convince me otherwise.
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>>36035729
This
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>>36035710
>Take cat (name)
Call it Chuckles

Then when it inevitably turns into a cat girl we can lewd Chuckles
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>>36035710
>Leave
<.<
>.>
"A cat is fine too."
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>>36035710
>>Feed it then leave
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>>36035710
>Take cat (name)
Scruffle
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>>36035735
This
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>>36035710
>>36035735
seconding Shoe.
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>>36035710
>>Feed it then leave
let it in the house
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inb4 we take it, Claire heals its ear, and it hurts her pussy.
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I bend down and scoop the cat up. I think this breeds called ragdoll? I don't know I'm not up on my cat data.

"Hey little... girl. I'm Danny." The cat purrs, twisting to lie on it's back in my grip. It can't be fully grown, a few months at most.

"Awwww." Marie coos.

"You're just a little cutie, huh?" I scratch under the cats chin. "I'm gonna call you

>Claire Jr
>Shoe
>Scruffle
>Write in
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>>36035775
urbad pls stop
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>>36035796
>Write in
Cat.
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>>36035796
>Chuckles

It's a longshot but pls
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>>36035796
>Scruffle
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>>36035796
>Shoe
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>>36035796
Shoe
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>>36035796
So how long until people start suggesting mia draws the cat as a person and we have sex with it?

>Chuckles if a boy, Shoe if a girl
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>>36035812
Potential lewds with chuckles the animal is Mrs. Chuckles job

>>36035825
How long before it happens naturally because we show it love and affection and that's it's super power?
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>>36035796
THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE EEVEE ALL OVER AGAIN
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>>36035796
Mrs.Chuckles
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>>36035796
>Shoe
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>>36035796

>Shoe
>Scruffle

Either/or.
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>>36035835
I have no context for this.
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>>36035859
Pokemang (Chuckles old quest) naming shitstorms
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>>36035835
yeah


Also Shoe wins
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>>36035867
Ah... Wait chuckles running Pokemon... so pic related?!
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"Shoe." The cat stretches and flicks its tail lazily.

"Poor thing looks starving." Marie comments. "We should get her something to eat." We leave the ruined area, and Marie leaves me outside with shoe, while she runs into a supermarket,, emerging with a bunch of canned tuna and biscuits.

The shop isn't a long walk to Marie's place so we end up there. Shoe sniffs around with interest, as the sun sets. Surprisingly she doesn't knock anything over.

She leaps up on the counter as we empty tuna into a bowl for her and she instantly sets into it, purring again.

I set a bowl of water for her, as Marie whips up a light dinner for us, pan frying some chicken curry thing.

Fucked if I know what it's called, but it's delicious.

As we relax back on the couch, Shoe jumps up into my lap, fur soft and warm, if a tad on the dirty side.

>Vidya time
>Bathe Shoe
>Go for lewds
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>>36035968
>Go for lewds
Marie needs the dick like that cat needed food.
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>>36035968
>Vidya time
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>>36035968
Vidya

Pancakes>Vidya>Good food>Cute things>lewds>everything else
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>>36035968
>>Go for lewds
Marie really wants the D.
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>>36035968
>Bathe Shoe
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>>36035968
>>Go for lewds
Come on guys, she needs her boycum.
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>>36035968
Vidya but we should clean Shoe when we get back home. Speaking of we shouldn't spend the night because then we would have to leave Shoe at Marie's place since we can't bring her to school
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>>36035968
>Vidya time
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>>36036023
its a friday
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>>36036036
Oh then wasn't Claire supposed to get home today?
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>>36035968
>Go for lewds
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>>36035968
>>Go for lewds
"Hey Marie, you seemed really desperate the other day in school."
"Can I ask how you managed to calm down?"
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>>36035992
So you're saying that if you have a cute girl dtf in the same room as you, you'd rather eat or play vidya than have sex with her?
Also cute lewds is a thing
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>>36036058
Yes
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>>36036052
tomorrow
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>>36035968
>Go for lewds
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>>36036069
That's... well
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>>36035968
Vidya games.
No need to fuck in front of shoe
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>>36035967
no pokefucking happened atually

that quest got banned hard

captcha: assedomy
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>>36036086
Ah.. I didn't mean actual animals.. like full on Pokegirls in the context of.. just girls with powers.. and animal features. So.. uh.. background character.. but.. we give them tails.
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>>36036096
So background character?
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>>36036096
it was not a Moemon quest
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>>36036086
That's becayse it was "degenerate furshit"

Pokegirls would be fine, I think
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I shift Shoe to the floor. She mews dejectedly, but goes off exploring among the many boxes and crates.

I look over to Marie and reach a hand up, cupping the back of her head as she faces me.

She blushes. "Daniel..."

"Call me Danny. Now about that private conversation." I lean over and kiss her, pressing my lips to hers, as the lights flare brightly.

"Danny." She whispers as I pull off her. She takes my hand and guides it to her chest. I squeeze through her work clothes, the rough material feels strangely nice under my hand, as Marie squeaks to the touch.

>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
>Senpai in the sheets! Time to...
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
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>>36036206
>>Let her decide what she's comfortable with

I just woke up, sorry for redundant ask.fm question.
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
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>>36036206
>Senpai in the sheets! Time to...
Lets finger her right here, in her clothes, until she cums. All while kissing, groping and looking at her like we love her.
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
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>>36036245
Seconding!
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>>36036245
This
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>>36036206
>>36036245
This one, chucks.
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
She needs to know she has a say in the relationship
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
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>>36036245
Yeah, seconding. Marie obviously knows how far she wants to go, she was screaming to impregnate her last time.
This will help us establish dominance and set the tone of future lewding
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>>36036245
>>36036206
Deciding my vote on this chuckle you fuck
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>>36036245
This pls OP
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>>36036206
>Let her decide what she's comfortable with
Let's ease her in gents
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>>36036245
Second
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>>36036305
But she doesn't want to be eased in, you retard. Remember when she was begging her to fill her full of our boycum, like, not even two days ago?
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>>36036245
wins
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>>36036324
yay
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>>36036318
That was because she felt self conscious, she wore makeup which she doesn't normally do because she felt old and that we wouldn't love her. But if we give her confidence shell feel like she belongs.
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I slide one of my hands downwards, she gasps as she feels the movement, my hand slipping down her stomach, her eyes watching it's trail.

I slip inside her skirt, then push my fingers under the elastic of her panties. Marie's breath hitches, as my fingers trail ever downwards.

I'm surprised by the absolute lack of hair I've run into, she's smooth as a newborn. "D-do you like it?" She asks. "I... waxed."

I respond in the smartest method I can think of. I kiss her and drop my fingers the last few centimetres, cupping her warm crotch, pressing the heel of my hand into her hardening clit. "Ah-mmmmm." Marie breaks the kiss, squirming in my grip, as I gyrate my hand against her, pushing a gentle pressure into her.

With the tips of my fingers, I tease and dance among her folds, searing hot flesh against my hand, the smell of her arousal flooding the small flat.

I stare into her eyes, playing with her chest still with my other hand and kissing her around her mouth.

"Danny-Dannydannydannydannyyy..." she whimpers. I pinch her nipple through her shirt and give a series of rapid thrusts along her clit with my hand. "DANNY!" she howls, coming explosively, back arching off the couch, she wraps an arm around my shoulders.

Her skin starts to flush red, her body temperature deliciously hot. Her tongue lolls out of her mouth, as she stares, unseeing at the roof.

>What do?
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>>36036428
Hold her in our arms and say "I love you
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>>36036428
Show some appreciaton by eating her out
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>>36036449
Second.
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>>36036428
Put it in.
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Oh fuck... What if Mia gave us an Std that she got from her dad...
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>>36036449
that

>>36036461
sharing is caring.
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>>36036428
>>36036449
backing.
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>>36036449
I don't mind, but how is that showing her appreciation? She didn't blow us or anything.
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>>36036461
uhhhh....Rosa would have it
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>>36036482
And is probably getting right now to...
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>>36036428
Quick check of our cellphone to make sure that the memory is fine.

Send a text to Mom and Dad that we're maybe going to be out all night.

If all the electronics are safe, THEN undress Marie and eat her out.
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>>36036428
>>36036449
This. No eest. No respite.
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>>36036482
>>36036461
Then Chuckles would be completely disregarding the tone of the quest and would generally be a cunt for doing so.
Besides, she got inspected by a doctor, wouldn't he have seen anything obvious?
>>
I slide off the couch, kneeling in front of her, spreading her knees. "Daniel...." She whispers. She lifts her butt and allows me to wriggle her skirt down, I fiddle with the zipper, and it flutters away, soon followed by her lime green panties.

I lift under her thighs, dragging her crotch to the middle of the couch, hairless and smooth. It's pracitcally surreal to see a hairless girl after being with Rosa and Claire.

Nonetheless, I dive in, holding her legs wide and looking upwards, staring Marie in the eye, I lick along her slit, savouring the newness of her flavour, like a salty honey.

Marie squirms and moans, growing ever hotter, as I push onwards, bring her closer to a second climax, flicking her clit with my tongue, as she tries to undo her shirt with shaky hands, fondling herself through her bra.

I can tell she's just on the edge of cumming, her face is screwed in carnal pleasure, beyond words, her mouth shifts silently.

>Eat her out to completion
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
>Jam it in
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>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
Again?
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>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
>>
>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
Make her beg.
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>>36036609
>Jam it in
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>>36036609
>Top her off.
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>>36036609
>Eat her out to completion
Gotta finish what we started. We can ask her after for permission to go further.
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>>36036609
>Jam it in
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>>36036609

>Jam it in
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>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
Agreeing with >>36036635


>>36036673
>Asking permission
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>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
>>
>>36036609
>Eat her out to completion
>>
>>36036609
Jam it in.
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>>36036635
>>36036699
This
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>>36036635
>>36036609
Seconding. Make her beg for dick.
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>>36036609
>Eat her out to completion
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>>36036609
>Blue ball her again, she's cute when she's worked up
We jam it in only if she asks nicely.
>>
blue balling wins
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I grin evilly, pulling away from her, I move to sit back on the couch next to her. "Hunh?" She gasps, as I wipe my mouth, staring at me in adorable betrayal.

"Something wrong?" I ask her.

She just quivers on her seat, staring at her slick crotch, before she lowers her fingers between her legs, violently fingering her clit.

"Please... I need... cum.... please."

>Grab her wrist, leave her dry
>Let her
>Other
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>>36036783
>Grab her wrist, leave her dry
>Other
Press our dick up against her, and say she should ask nicely.
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>>36036803
>>36036783
This.
She needs to beg for our bouncing
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>>36036814
Whoops. Boycum. Not bouncing. Fucking phone
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>>36036803
This
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>>36036818
>>36036803
>>36036783
Yes please.
Make sure to rub up against her clit slowly
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>>36036783
>Other
Grab her wrist, keep her right on the edge.
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>>36036783
>>36036803
>>36036818
seconding
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>>36036840
>>36036803
>>36036783
This
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>>36036783
>>36036803
>>36036834
>>36036834
Let's do this.
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>>36036783
>>36036803
>>36036818
seconded
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I grab her wrist, keeping her from pleasuring herself, as I slide my shorts and boxers down. Hard as a rock I slip off the couch again, pinning her wrists to the couch cushions, I slide my dick against her womanhood.

"Fuck! Dan-IEL!" She screams.

"Do you want it?" I breathe, leaning in close.

"Yesyesyesyesyesyessss." She humps against me, her clit sliding against my lower head, only serving to frustrate her more.

"Then beg me for it." I tell her, biting into her shoulder and sliding my shaft against her.

"Fill me. Fill me to my deepest, please. FILL ME WITH YOUR BOYCUM!" she howls, startling the cat that the two of us have become oblivious to.

I grin, and pull back, before pushing into her. I hit a hymen and smirk, as she takes a deep breath and thrusts me through it with a jerk of her hips.

Her eyes go vacant, staring lustily at the roof, her mascara starting to run at the corner of her eyes and a trail of spit running from her tongue, which flops out as I thrust, as if being forced out the further I go inside her.

"Ah. Ah AHH AHHHHHHH!" She cums visciously, orgasm ripping through her. Her insides ripple and suck me in deeper, until I bottom all the way out inside her tightness.

I cum inside her, unashamedly granting her wish. "Cuuuuum." She croons, legs locking around my back.

I kiss her neck and shoulders, unable to get any lower or higher thanks to her leglock.

'Holy shit that was great.' I think to myself

"Yes... amazing. Felt... soooooo gooood." She whispers back.

Wait what?

>Write in
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>>36037038
I don't get it.
Oh well, keep fucking her I guess.
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>>36037038
Umm are you on the pill...
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>>36037038
"Were you a virgin?"
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>>36037038
>Write in
Enjoy the afterglow.
Cuddle. Snuggle. Kiss. Don't bring up issues like >>36037058
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>>36037071
>>36037038
This
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>>36037070
Gee, lets see..
>I hit a hymen and smirk, as she takes a deep breath and thrusts me through it with a jerk of her hips.
So yes.

>>36037071
Second
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>>36037038
Ah. So now she has telepathy. Better test this just to make sure.

The way she keeps going on about cum makes me believe she be a sort/part Succubus.

Didn't we have a class recently going over them after all?
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>>36037071
Second
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>>36037038
Round two.
Make her blow us and then give her the D.
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>>36037071
Agreed
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>>36037108
>Ah. So now she has telepathy. Better test this just to make sure.
Testing it sounds good.
But for now, I think we should stick to thinking "I love you" a lot.
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>>36037133
>>36037071
Seconding that.
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>>36037038
>>36037071
this.
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I pull out on shaky limbs, easing her legs off me, I clamber up beside her, hugging into her side and kissing her cheeks.

'God, I love this woman.'

"I love you too Daniel." Ah. She's telepathic.

I flush a little at the fact that she can see into my brain at the moment, but don't move from cuddling her.

>Tell her to test it out on you, poke around
>Tell her to knock it off
>Tell her to try it on Shoe
>Cuddle a bit more than head home
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>>36037175
>Tell her to test it out on you, poke around
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>>36037175
Cuddle while
>Tell her to try it on Shoe
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>>36037175
Wait so she isn't electric? Or she was? Or..? Maybe it's varied like Mia? She's apparently ICE and drawing things...

>Tell her to test it out on you, poke around
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>>36037175
>Tell her to try it on Shoe
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>>36037212
if youll recall, Claire had ghost powers for a while, that she seems to have not used any more

too bad, it seems like Rosa's powers are already locked in from MT
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>>36037175
Wait, if she can read minds and we are daniel's subconscious mind...
Her power is to read this thread.
Well, shit.
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>>36037250
Fuck no body talk about the but plugs Gain
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>>36037250
Nothing wrong with that. I still want to fuck Marie.
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>>36037175
> try it on shoe.
She is an angell sent by our lord, MT.
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>>36037250
She probably can only read surface thoughts. If not.. CHRISTMAS CAKE A BEST!
Wondering if that other Anon was right about the succubus thing.

>>36037277
Your catlord a shit.
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>>36037175
>Tell her to try it on Shoe
Gee, I wonder what Shoe thought of all that
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>>36037309
Meow. Loud noises. Meow. More Tuna. I sits I fits.
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>>36037268
*thinking hard about butt plugs with pikachu tails*
>>36037284
And your waifu is a slut.
And probably play kender.
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>>36037277
>Angel
That's not how you spell Succubus
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>>36037351
Did god ever sent you christmass sucubus?
MT did.
Worship right, worship MT.
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>>36037349
Christmas cake would never play a kender. She's more the mage/cleric type. Laying of hands and the like.

Also she's clearly not a slut. Danny was her first.

>>36037382
Christmas cake was around before MT. He is irrelevant. Your catlord a shit.
>>
Hey what would happen if we fucked a succubus?
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>>36037382
MT... Magical Timmy? That's.. clearly what it stands for.

He finally went full retard he became the pokemon.
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"Try this out on Shoe." You tell her, nuzzling into her stomach. "Always did wonder what cats were thinking."

She blinks a few times and stares at the cat hard. "I see pictures... tuna.... and her nose.... and the two of us, together, when we were... well... I think she doesn't like the smell."

It does kind of reek of sweat and sex in here. Marie reaches behind the couch and cracks a window.

"She's thinking about tuna again, and if she can climb on top of my TV."

The cat's legs bunch under it, but I roll off the couch, grabbing her and holding her to the floor. "Hey. No!" I tell her, voice halfway between sharp and cooing pet voice.

The cat just purrs and settles into my grip. Marie pulls my pants up for me, making it less weird.

"I could use a shower..." Marie comments, sniffing her skin, wiping her sweat on the couch.

>So could I
>So could Shoe
>I could use a nap
>I should head home
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>>36037462
Who are you?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH CHUCKLES?
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>>36037462
>So could I
>I could also do with a few more kisses and a bit more
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>>36037462
>So could I and Shoe
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>>36037462
>So could I... So could Shoe
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>>36037462
> so could i
Round two. Fight!
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>>36037487
>>36037462
>>36037508
This.
Shower together
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>>36037462
>So could I
>So could Shoe
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>>36037462
>So could I
>So could Shoe
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>>36037510
Second
>>
shoe and danny win
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>>36037510
>>36037508
>>36037508
>>36037487
>>36037462
This.
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"Yeah, I could use one too...." I sniff the cat. "And so could miss stinky kitty." I tell her, rolling upright and carrying the cat into the bathroom.

The room is tiny, a shower, a toilet and a sink are all crammed in together. "It's not built for two people... sorry." Marie apologises. "But if you pass me Shoe, I can clean her up."

I grumble and grouse, but pass the cat in to her. I'm expecting her to go insane and start clawing her way out, but the cat only flinches slightly, as the water washes over her.

I, meanwhile, take the chance to appreciate Marie fully naked. Out of her work clothes, she looks decidedly curvier, and her breasts even seem bigger from here, though that could just be the angle.

Marie soaps herself off, before shampooing Shoe, who sits on the floor, basking in the attention, purring in the warm heat of the water.

Eventually, the cat is cleaned and Marie lets her out of the shower, stepping out herself, she moves to follow the cat, kissing me on the cheek.

I shower quickly, as the water rapidly loses heat and barely manage to dry myself on the single towel, already damp from use.

I step out, redressed, to find Marie in her teddy bear pajamas, Shoe in her lap and blitzing through DMC3 with moves I didn't even know existed in the game, a look of zen concentration on her face.

Checking my phone, it's nearing eleven pm.

>Challenge Marie to vidya
>Step outside and call...
>Take Shoe and head home for the night
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>>36037707
>>Challenge Marie to vidya
Gotta happen.
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>>36037707
>>Challenge Marie to vidya
>>
>>36037707
>Challenge Marie to vidya
This can only end well
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>>36037707
>Step outside and call Claire
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>>36037707
>>Challenge Marie to vidya


But.. what does she get if she wins?!
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>>36037707
>Challenge Marie to vidya
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>>36037771
Obviously if she wins we have to sleep with her, and if she wins she has to sleep with us.
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>>36037806
What's the difference?
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>>36037809
Sorry, 4am here
*If she wins, we sleep with her, if we win, she has to sleep with us.
Functionally there is no difference, but that's the joke.
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>>36037830
She's a mind reader. We can't win.
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>>36037840
We just need to think about what the RIGHT action should be, while we PERFORM our actions based on INSTINCT.
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>>36037840
Only post coitus
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>>36037840
That could have faded by now to be fair.
I just realised how terrifying a power that is for a counselor to have.
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>>36037870
She can easily manipulate all her students. We're also assuming she can't send and or manipulate thoughts either.

If she ever really got upset she might re-wire Danny. Just you know place herself first on the A BEST list.
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>>36037887
Haha, silly anon, she can't re-wire our thoughts!
Now lets give our Beautiful Lady a nice massage, and cuddle her to sleep . .
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>>36037707
>Step outside and call...
Rosa&Mia

they would be far better opponents.
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>>36037927
Of course. Of course. I keep forgetting things. Thank God she's able to help us remember. I don't know what we'd do without her.

Why.. can't I remember their names..I see.. faces.
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"Alright Marie, you and me, it's showdown time!" I tell her, striking a totally cool and not lame pose.

She combos a million stabs into a high rise then a helm splitter before booting the game down. "Okay, what do you want to play?"

I look through her shelf marked for multiplayer games and with my superb taste, I find a few games I'm good at, picking

>Super smash bros brawl
>Mortal Kombat vs DC
>Mario kart wii
>Star wars battlefront
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>>36037960
>Write in
GUILTY GEAR MOTHERFUCKER
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>>36037960
>Mario kart Wii

Hate fucks are fun too.
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>>36037960
>Mario Kart wii
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>>36037972
>>36037960
This
Best fightan game.
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>>36037960
>>Star wars battlefront
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>>36037972
This
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>>36037972
but thats not shit taste
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>>36037960
>Mario Kart Wii

Play the game that involves the least skill and the most RNG to maximize winning chances
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>>36038048
And manage to get crushed anyway.
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>>36037972
This this and fucking this
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>>36037943
What faces? Y̴o̢u m̶e͝an C̶̸̡̩̗̯̻̮͉̟̹̺̗̊̃̓͢͢l͑ͭ̊ͧ̓̀ͩ͆͊̂ͨ̎̾͑҉҉͈̻͉̼̺̫̘̙͝ḁ̸̴̺̙̝̠̗͎̟ͫͥ̆ͪ͊̉̒͌ͯͦ̾͌͝͠i̅̆͂ͣ͆̆̄͟͝͏̬̞͎͇̜̱̗ř̵̢̏͐̊̄͑̆̏ͩͦͩ̀́̀҉̸̥̪̖̺̹̻̳̫͉ė̴̢͋̈ͬ̉ͥ̈̏̋ͭ̇̊̀͘҉͎͔͎̤̫̲̞̰̦͕͙̮̺̼̠͕̯͔'̰̗̟͕͎͖̹̆̋ͩ̃̔̇̽͋ͤ͘s̶̵̩͇̦̫̞͕͓̳͌̓̈ͪ͆̔̓̋͆ͩͣ̋̐̃̚͟͠?̡͙͈̼̲͔̖͔̦̙̻͇̲̥̹̱̱̜͛̎̋̂͗̓͆̂ͦ̑ͪ͐͆̚͜ͅ ̢͎̟̝͕̜̜̦͙͕̼̳͓͕̺̲̋͊̌̀͋͂͑͆͌͐͑̚͘͟͡ How could we ever forget her?

You okay anon?
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>>36038140
Fuck happed to the text?
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>>36037960
>>36037972
This

Also >mortal kombat vs dc
Oh god... How does he have such shit taste.
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>>36038140
R͞҉̤̮͖̬͍̻̩̦o̧̰̝̭̪̼ͅs̲̯a̵͓?̘̪͙͙̕͡͞ ͉̫̭͢͝M̶̷̯͚̰̪͝i͎͍̳͓͙͇̰̰͜a͕̰͉̝̙͕͞ͅ?̷͉̠̬͜.̧̗̩̱͡.͔̯̘.̩͈̼̼̱͚.̵̤̬̱̳̤̬̮̀͝ ̛͈͇̜C͝҉̜̮ĺ͎̗̖ḁ̯̖̫͍̳͠i̖̱̖̙͍͙̕͢-̶͚̬̻͖̪̮ͅ
̹̯͓̰̦͎̗̝̮͟͞͡C͙̰̘̭̘̝̝͉l̡̩̰̲͘a̢͕̠̰͓͓͘̕í̧̦̬̯͖r̫̠̱̮͕̹e͏̧̟̼͚̤̹?҉̥̟͕̱͚͈͚?̷̟̠̼̀?̱̫
҉͏̱̮͔̗̠̫̗͉̠
̡͏͍͇͖͇̕I̬̞̼̪ͅ ͍̮͚̱͇̱̤m͏̮͙̗̠̦͎̲i̭̮s̘͓͖̬͖̰̘̩͈̀s͏̶̨̖̭ ̰̦̭͎̗͕̺̼̀͡͞y̶̷͉̻͓̦̪̪̯͇o̶̢̮̮̼̺̥͟u҉͕̟͉̺͉͚͞
̸̳̼͙͡
̵̡̱̪̝̺I̸̡̮̺̤͇̤ͅ ̡̻́l̸̰͈̲̗̝̣͡ͅo҉̞̼͉͉̞̣͔͍́͞v̧͕̪̺̼͝ͅe̙̝̫͖̝͕̠͟͠ ̘̮̞̣͉͜͡͝y̺̼̜͇̭̺͘o̺̲̜̖̤̺̖͟ͅu̡̗͖̹
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>>36038167
Looks fine to me?
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>>36038202
Why does this make me sad
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>>36038202
>>36038225
ha
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>>36038225
What? It's a blank post man.

Maybe you should have a talk with our concealer... you seem a bit off.

T̛͍͉͈ͯ̌ͦͨh͎͕̖̾̉̇͟ȅ̹̲͎̃͐̈́ͧ͐͘͟y̙͌͊͝'̨̱̖̠̗̦̿͂ͫ̊̓̕r̸̰̭̫̹͓̺̥̗͕̈́̏ͧ̐ͨ̃ĕ̛͕͎͉̯̥͐͑͆̿̈̚͞ ̡̨̻̬͍̰̳͋ͧ̍͆f̡̛̟̹̣̥̙ͤͧͫ̎ͥ͊́̅̿͝ǒ̡̹̟̯͖̮̆̋r̡̙̉ͯ͛ͨͭ̕͢ǧ̷̪̘̥̥͖̦͆͘͢o͒̋̕͟͏̞̟t͔͍̣͍̭̣ͤ̅ͣ͗͒ͫ̔t̴̥͖̗̰ͭ̀̌͋̋̎͡e̸̢̱̻͊ͨ͟n̆̈̎͋ͥ͛ͬ̆͏̧̰͓̳̞̯.̦͇͇̭ͦ̌̅̎͂
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>>36038140
>>36038202
Guys don't give him ideas
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>>36038249
>Spoilered Zalgo text
Oh god this is awesome.
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>>36038225
T̫̞̦̮h̢͉̻e͉̬̞̱̹̯͎͟ ̻f̮͝a͏̝͓c͇̮͖̺͟e̻̥̣͍̮s̭̬͎͚̱̳͠.̶͓̳͙̜.͕̠̦̥̩͈.̦̠̠̼̭.̶̮̣̺͇̘̘.̵̯̙̺̗̠̙
̺̘́
t̢̮̪̯h̢̬͕̳ͅe͈̩̭̩̳y̤̕r̙͇̳̫̞̼͡e̝ ̻̗̥̘͖͍̟f̧͍̜̗̣͓a͚̖͎̦̪̫d͚̯i̬͉̤̗͜n͎̩̜̘͉̪g͙̱̲̻͙̱̕..̷͈
̳̜̫
͇̤͚̤͕̣́M͡.͙̟̞̲͕̭̮.̧͚̥ͅ.̹͇̼͇̻͖.͏̤̱̻
̭͉̗̯͓͜R̲͠o̖͈͕̭͍̼.̥̖̜.̙̮͈̭͝ͅ.̩̮̞͚̞̺̪?̵̬͇̞͖̭͖
C̻͙̹l͎͜.͖.̤̥͍̪͓.̖̞͈͕̗̘͜ ̺̦̩̤̯͚C̸͎͔̥̙̠̜͔ḽ͙̥a̖̙͉̖̤i͍̞̱͙͇̤͘.̛̹̭͎̱̯.̖͕.̼?̷̜̠̭̗ ̝C̵̻͚͚̞̯͖l̢̤̩̫͕͔a͕̟͓͜i̞r̪͚͈͖̯̀ͅ.̨͎̼̩̩͇̞ͅ.̝̖̘͈̪̫̲.̩
̡̼͕͈͕̰
̮̝̺̤
̨̫͇̣͙͚͈
̲̺H̻͇̮̦̳̞eļ̺̝̠l҉͕͖̣̬o͇̘̗̞͢?̖̰̲͓͕͈̥́
>>
>>36038256
That's not how QMing works. If your players go full Shadowrun, then the plots they come up with are kind of out of the question.

Because then there's no surprise, since they expect it.
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>>36038249
Hah! Wow.. councillor... how'd I get concealer out of that.. must have been a... a... Freudian slip slip. I forget..

>>36038256
>>36038275
>Implying we'd expect the bullshit we say we do.
It'd make a great arc and you know it.
I doubt Marie is that bad though. Another random villain who wants Danny as a D cell battery however..
>>
Shane Warne /Brian Lara cricket 99.
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͍̳̦̳̯̺͉̅̆̿͂ͅW̻͙͋̍ͬ̚͘ḧ̵̰̦̩̣͛ͯͮ̉͒ͩ̽̀͞o̶̩̥̲ͫ̾̒̚ ͙̙̖̣̼̪̰͔̱̋̌͝å̵̢͎̰̗̦̖͉̝͍r͉̩̰̣̰̺̥̭̆͊̏̿̅͌ͦͦ͡e̗̼̞͉̺͈͖̞̓ͣ͞͠ ̙͇̮̟͉̭̝ͫ͂y̥̰͕̮̯̮͊̓̾ͭ̏͟o̬̱̿u̷̸͖̖͖̺̼͈͎͊̾̆́?̡̪͚̳̪̯̥̤̙̄̌
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"Guilty Gear? Huh... never heard of it. This nun looks cute though." I mutter to myself.

I slide the disc in and grab a controller. "You're going down Marie." I pick the cute nun, giving her a cocky grin.

She picks some weird doctor guy with a bag on his head. Heh. She's going down.

>Roll d20 to FIGHTU (best of three)
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36038340
OH
FUCK
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36038329
Huh. Would be hard to believe Claire was a good guy. Last name and her Berserk mode and all.

>>36038340
DICE! I BESEECH THEE LEND ME YOUR AID!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36038340
Rolling to preserve some dignity.
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>>36038329
I... i can remember... something... something about... butt plugs?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36038340
Waggle that joystick!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36038357
Rolling to remember something more coherent.
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>>36038340
When can we get a Bridget for our harem. Maybe a nice Poison?
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>>36038340
> this shitty rolls
Well, we will have to cheat trough lewds again.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36038398
We still lost.
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>>36038396
Animal Tail butt plugs. That was it.

>>36038398
She'll just get her telepathy activated and read our moves.

>>36038396
When one manages to fool Danny until it's too late.
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I.... preserve my dignity, I win a round, before getting perfected twice. Stupid scalpel bullshit range. Devs, please nerf.

Marie giggles, "Looks like I'm in the club then." She suddenly bursts out in a huge tired yawn. "Sorry, it's been.... a long day." She tells me, knuckling her eyes. "I need.... sleep."

She blinks lazily, focusing her eyes on me, as I try to suffer through the humiliation of my defeat.

>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home
>Stay the night
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>>36038450
>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home
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>>36038450
>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home

Any chance of these horrible shadow runs coming to fruition chuckles? I'd get a laugh out of it.
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>>36038450
>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home
We could really do with checking on MIA and ROSA, and maybe see how CLAIRE is doing.
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>>36038450
>stay the night
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>>36038450
>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home
Remind our mother we still live
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>>36038450
>Give her a kiss, take Shoe and head home
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>>36038497
Fuck is with the random name dropping? Who the hell are they?
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>>36038497
who?
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>>36038545
Memory loss route confirmed. Maybe MT can help us remember!/spoiler]
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>>36038545
Fan wank Chuckles. They're trying to randomly insert people into your quest. I mean fuck it says BACKGROUND CHARACTER Right in the title.

Like we'd have friends.
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>>36038581
>That spoiler
Literally who?
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>>36038497
This nigga is confused.
This is counselor secret lover quest, anon.
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I give her a peck on the lips, gather the cat in my arms and bid her a good nights sleep.

The writing cat purrs softly in my arms, the happy vibrations of the animal buzzing pleasantly against my chest as I walk home.

May as well talk to someone to fill a little time. I whip my phone out, dialling

>Mia
>Rosa
>Claire
>Eri
>Mum
>Mike
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>>36038648
writhing*

fuck spelling
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>>36038648
>Claire
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>>36038648
>Claire
Captcha:potassium purdexpe
Damn I need a banana
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>>36038648
>Mum
Let her know we're on the way home.

Fuck are those top three chuckles? watch the typo's.
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>>36038648
>Mia
>Rosa
>Claire
In that order. We'll likely run into the other three when we get back.
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>>36038648
>Claire
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>>36038648
Mike, with an anonymous call.
Just say "your waifu is a slut".
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>>36038648
>mum
Call best girl she did nothing wrong
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>>36038648
>Eri
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>>36038648
>Get tragically hit by a car.
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I dial Claire, hoping the country has a less shitty signal than last time.

I twist my fingers for luck, hoping the call will connect. The call goes through. Fuck yes! It rings all the way to message bank. I hang up and redial, hoping that she'll hear it and pick up.

"God damn it Claire! Pick up you lazy dyke." Ah, I check the time, it's midnight. "She's probably asleep, the scrub."

Something whistles through the air a few streets away, emitting a whirring noise. I ignore it.

>Walk home faster
>Call...
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>>36038861
>Call...
Mum
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>>36038861
>Whistle back
LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE
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>>36038861
Call mom
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>>36038861
>>36038898
Yeah why not.
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>>36038861
>Walk home faster
>Call Mia
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>>36038861
>Call... Mom

Guys I'm getting kinda scared...
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>>36038898
>>36038861
This
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>>36038861
>mum
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>>36038898
This
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>>36038898
second
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>>36038861
>Whistle back
LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE
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You whistling fuckers are going to get us killed.
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>>36039012
Really? You know of any monsters that make whistling sounds? Of course you don't.
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>>36039032
Drop bears
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>>36038861
>Call...
Mom
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>>36038898
Yes. Fucking this.
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>>36039032
The whistling tentacle does.
We found one once with Rosa, actually.
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>>36039032
Man
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>>36039032
Serial killer,any creature masquerading as human, tonal creatures, banshee on a lark, magician creature with a sonic spell.
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>>36039071
So... if Rosa isn't doing that shit anymore.. we'll eaither be.

A. Mauled/hurt/other bad thigns
B. Saved by MT's new Girl squad
C. Shoe will turn into a Maho whatever the fuck thing. And kick is ass. Then request more Tuna.
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>>36039032
Who says its a monster? It's probably a machine or something like that
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I stow my phone in my pocket and look around, before whistling shrilly. One high note, one low. Shoe protests, attempting to flatten her ears and hissing.

The thing, whatever it is, whistles back, coming closer. Then another whistle, coming even closer.

I look around and

>Break into a run
>Whistle back again
>Other
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>>36039186
>Whistle back again
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>>36039186
>Whistle back again
No point stopping the whistle train now
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>>36039186
>Whistle back again
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>>36039186
> run like shit
Niggas, do you fucking understand how this scenario works?
I vote we blend in the background.
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>>36039186
>Break into a run
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>>36039186
>Whistle back again
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>>36039232
In that case we should just stop whistling and stand still. Running will only serve to highlight our presence
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>>36039186
>Whistle back again
Chuckles your players are dumb.
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Place your bets on incoming entity now.
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>>36039318
Claire.
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>>36039318
!Levy
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>>36039318
Tentacle
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What's the worse that could happen? I whistle back again. Sweeping low to high this time.

The whistles dissolve into clicks. Something appears in white glow of a streetlight ahead, taking a staggering step, before the light dies. No fading, no crackle or burst.

Just a sharp cessation of light, into a pool of darkness. This time a loud clicking noise emanates from in front of me and the sounds of scraping movement.

>What do
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>>36039318
Drop bear
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>>36039361
>Click back, stroking Shoe
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>>36039361
Question life choices while making a clicking sound.
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>>36039361
>" Wanna play some Smash Bros?"
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>>36039361
Make clicking noises and keep a hold on shoe
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>>36039361
>>36039397
>>36039412

Yep
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Well if we die Clarie is going to feel like shit for not answering her phone.
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>>36039459
Please. Claire went to camp and will come back ambivalent to Danny. She'll be just like the rest of her team.
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I stroke the cat in my arms, clicking back. Why am I doing this? Eh, fuck it should be worth a laug-

"OOF!" I'm thrown back several metres, sliding along the footpath, I feel my shirt shred to pieces, quickly followed by my skin. "ow." I breathe, it feels like an iron weight crashed into my chest.

Insane cackling can be heard, in what's probably nearby, but sounds like it's coming from down a large hallway.

I can hear Shoe going mental, hissing and spitting furiously, first at something far away. Then I hiss, as I feel a hot slicing along my chin. "Fuck!"

I've sat bolt upright. Heavy crunching footsteps are all I here, apart from my own heartbeat. I still feel frozen in place, until Shoe bites my knuckle. "AH!"

I feel movement return to my limbs, as the crunching footsteps sound like they're right over me. A shapeless mass extends what could be a limb, high over head, blotting out the light of the moon.

>What do?
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So why has literally everyone turned into a retard? Did we switch MC's while our backs were turned?
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>>36039594
>Fuck, where's someone to give powers to when you need them?
>Wait...
>a cat is fine too
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>>36039594
>Cackle back
This is how we're playing right now right?
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>>36039594
>Kick the knee
>Pick up the cat
>RUN
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>>36039619
this
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>>36039612
What do you mean "turned"?

This quest has had one of the stupidest playerbases on average for a long time.
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>>36039594
Shout "SHEEN, DO IT NOW" and then run like a bitch hoping the thing gets distracted.
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>>36039594
>>36039619
>>36039634
Combination of these two..
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>>36039594
Because apparently no one knows when to stop.
>Try to get up and RUN! Shoe tried snap.us out of this for a reason.
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>>36039619
>"Now Shoe, I know we only just met and I don't wanna take things this fast but this is a desperate situation so you'll just have to trust me..."
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>>36039594
>>36039634
If we go down make sure the cat gets away. This is our fault. Kitty need not die here.
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>>36039619
>>36039627
Hahah yes
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>>36039634
this
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I kick out at where a knee should be on a human, but my foot just deflects off rubbery, wet flesh.

Christ. NOPE!

I grab Shoe, roll to my knees, then push start myself to a run. The raised "limb" smashes down so fast, it releases a wicked whistling sound, I hear the sounds of cracking concrete and bitumen, and even grass being uprooted in the lawns.

I sprint down the street, looking back over my shoulder. The thing's chasing me, moving faster than it looks like it should. All I get from the dim outline from the remaining street lights is an impression of something tall and rounded, with holes in the centre.

It's crunching footsteps follow quickly, as it smashes the concrete again and again.

The rest of the light's in the street cut. I don't know where I am, or where I'm going, but I'm going to fucking run.

Christ what did I do to deserve this?

"GET AWAY FROM HIM, FOUL BEAST!" a confident girl's voice booms out of the dark.

Huh?

A pink bolt sails past me, clearing my shoulders by inches and paffing against the mass.

Oh thank Christ.

I stumble into somebody, and I go crashing down into a pile with them. I can feel my knees and elbows skin on the way. "Ah shit!"

"Danny?" I hear two familiar voices ask, one from under me, the other standing next to me in the dark.

"Rosa? Mia?"

>Write in
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>>36039859
"Hey guys. Found a cat. Can we go home?"
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>>36039859
>"I love you guys"
>"Got your sketchpad on you Mia?"
>Give Rosa a kiss for power-ups
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>>36039859
".....Why are you two out so late?"
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>>36039859
"Sup?"
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>>36039859
grab a tit and keep going away.

I didn't get if that was a slimegirl, tentacles or just random monster.
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>>36039859
Thank god, Mia get you sketch pad ready, *kiss Rosa* got get em. Hold Mia's hand.
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I grab at the girl under me. Small, skinny, no udders. "Mia. Get your notebook ready."

"Um.. Yeah."

I climb off her, hissing in pain, and grab at Rosa. She's wearing her pink frilly magical outfit. "Rosa, kiss me quick."

"Hu-" I lock lips with her, rapidly disengaging it.

"Go, get it!" I tell her, slapping her on the back.

She startles, and points a finger, blasting a faster, larger bolt. It smacks into the thing, the brief flash of light revealing red plastic looking flesh.

Mia grabs me by the back of the neck and slips her hand in to mine. "GO!"

A rustling sound rushes out over head. A soft wind blows towards the thing. An echoing whisper cuts through the sounds of the beast. "Nevermore-ore-ore-ore."

Something huge and winged and deep jet black crashes into the monster, sending it reeling backwards.

"HAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rosa yells, a huge ball of light gathers around her two pointer finger tips, which she holds together, pointing them like a pistol at the thing.

Her light illuminates the creature Mia made, a pegasus, cast in pitch black, easily two metres tall. And the monster, a huge beast, a shifting mass of tentacles and muscle, looking part gorilla, part bear and part nightmare hellbeast.

"KILL IT!" I yell, and Rosa looses.

The movie is even stronger than the one she used to kill that snake lady, the first time Claire and I saw her in action.

It obliterates the beast off the sidewalk, reducing it to red dust mites, which float off in the breeze. The streetlights cut back into existence, as both girls sag to their knees, exhausted. Rosa's outfit turns back to her normal clothes, and Mia's pegasus evaporates.

>What do?
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>>36039859
"Thank fuck! You guys need a power boost?"
Boost their power if they need it.
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>>36040245
>"I love you guys"
>Tight groups hugs
>"By the way, meet Shoe the cat"
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>>36040245
"So why are you guys out and about?"
"I myself was just unsuccessfully hitting on some....thing."
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>>36040245
>. "Nevermore-ore-ore-ore."
Hue.
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>>36040289
This
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>>36040245
>>36040289
seconded
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>>36040245
Hug both girls.
"I love you two. Thanks for rescue. And meet Shoe the cat."
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>>36040245
>>36040289
Yep
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>>36040245
I KNEW IT!
Tould you assholes that whistling=tentacles.
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>>36040245
>>36040289
This ones, chucks.
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I kneel between the two, casting an arm over each one's neck. "I love you two. Seriously." I pull both of them tight into me, despite the blood I can feel running down my limbs and back, they hug into me as well.

Shoe wanders up to me, mewing softly.

"Oh, yeah. Ladies... this is Shoe, my/ our new kitty."

The cat purrs deep in its chest and leaps, landing on Mia's shoulder, before clambering atop her head.

Mia giggles, as the cat crosses to my head and nestles there, resting in my bushy hair.

"C'mon. Let's go home." I tell them, releasing the hug, I pull the cat down into my grip.

Now the adrenalines worn off, this shit's really starting to hurt like a bitch. About half way back to my house, I stumble. Shoe leaps out of my grip, before I crush her, falling flat on the pavement. "Ooooooooooow." I complain.

I end up spending the rest of the walk home being bridal carried by Rosa, Mia taking Shoe and scrounging through hers and Rosa's bags for bandaids.

"You should be so lucky." Rosa chides me. "Imagine how fucked you'd be if Iweren't walking Mia home from the hospital."

I groan, as Mia feeds a painkiller into my mouth, dry swallowing.

I pass my keys down to Mia, and the girls get me to bed, laying me on my stomach, they raid the kitchen, returning with disinfectant and bandages.

I hiss and moan through the treatment, fuck disinfectant, I hope it dies.

Rosa and Mia cuddle up beside me, giving me a kiss on my unclawed cheek, and Shoe curls on my back, as I let sleep wash over me.

(cont)
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>>36040607
In the 'morning' I'm shaken awake. They let me sleep until two pm, to help heal up. But now we gotta go out.

"Claire's bus'll be at the school parking lot soon." Rosa reminds me.

I nod and roll out of bed, gritting through the pain, they help me dress in fresh clothes, which mostly cover my wounds, other than the cheek marks.

I decide against taking Shoe with us. He doesn't seem to want to run off, but I want him to be a surprise to Claire.

I manage to get to school unsupported, clenching through the feeling of scabs tearing open as I walk.

A bunch of parents and families are here to pick their kids up, waiting by their minivans and SUVs, chatting among themselves about their meaningless book clubs and knitting projects or whatever.

Eventually the bus rolls in, covered in dust, squeaking to a stop.

The bitchy girls descend first, and we wait patiently. I grin as I catch a glimpse of sandy brown hair coming down the bus aisle between the seats.

Claire descends the steps of the bus, but she doesn't descend as quickly as my gut when I see her properly.

Her limbs are covered in bruises, she has a black eye, and what looks like a new scar on her chin.

She waves and grins, both acts looking hideously weak and fragile for Claire, and she starts limping over. Her right leg practically drags behind her.

>What do?
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>>36040727
>What do?
Grab her. Hug her. Kiss her. Cry a little.
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>>36040727
Limp over and embrace her as quickly as possible. Apologize and swear revenge on her entire fucking team.
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>>36040727
Someone is going to get their shit kicked in
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>>36040756
What if it's that all the woulds she's suffered and healed from others slowly re-appear when she's removed from Danny?
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>>36040727
Grab her kiss her ask if you need to kick someone's shit in.
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>>36040753
This
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>>36040727
Is this the moment in time that we'll pin point later as the start of our illustrious villain career?
>>36040778
Oh god I hope not, that way we can't take revenge
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>>36040803
Yeah. Pretty sure. Fuck Up Danny? Who the hell cares? Beat the fuck out of Claire for a week because.. fuck her? Time to crack skulls.
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>>36040778
[Panic]
>>36040727
Take her home with the girls. Shoe will cheer her up.
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>>36040727
>>36040753
Additionally. REFUSE TO LET HER HEAL US. SHE CANNOT TAKE THAT ON TOP OF WHAT SHE'S GOT.
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>>36040727
>What happened?
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I force myself to walk over to her, grabbing her into a gentle hug, I kiss her on the cheek. "Who did this?" I demand. "Give me names, and I will ensure they get their shit kicked."

She wheezes as I hug her. "Too... tight. Hurts."

I ease off, kissing her again. She smiles weakly, as all around us minivans kick into life, peeling out of the parking lot.

I catch a glimpse of one of the bitchs pointing out her window at us.

>Stay with Claire and...
>Block the car park exit and....
>Other
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>>36040892
>Stay with Claire and...
Comfort, we missed you, etc.
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>>36040892
>>Stay with Claire and...
and take her home
we can find out whatlater
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>>36040926
This and mention we got a surprise for when we get home.
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>>36040926
>>36040935
this
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>>36040892
>Stay with Claire and...
Walk talk and comfort ask how teaching the kids went, anything awesome happen on the trip, etc. but memorize bitch girl's face and start gathering information.
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>>36040892
>>36040935
This.
And
>>36040950
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>>36040892
>Stay with Claire and...
Take her home. Memorize bitches face.
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>>36040892
>Stay with Claire and...
Hold her hand so she can power her self-healing. She needs to heal up, that takes priority.
Then take her home.
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I hold her gently, helping her walk over to Rosa and Mia, who both express concern, which Claire waves off. "I'm fine." She coughs. "When am I not?"

I stare the girl who was pointing down, memorising every inch of her bitch face.

"Claire... we missed you so much." I tell her.

"Of course... you did... I'm amaaaazing." She tries to sing the last word, but went into a hacking cough halfway through it.

"How was teaching the kids?" I ask her gently.

"S'great. I kicked... their asses at... hockey." She raises a hand to her temple. "I feel a little light headed.... I think... I need to... lie down."

She collapses sideways, falling out of my tenuous grip onto the pavement without a noise.

>Write in
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>>36041041
>Write in
"Mia, call an ambulance."
"Rosa, contact the school."
"CLAIRE, SNAP OUTTA IT"
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>>36041041
Check her head for injuries and take her to A&E
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>>36041041
Call A Goddamn Ambulance and the fucking Police. Why the fuck did the instructor or supervisor not fucking do anything about this? Are we going to have to kill her too?

Hold her hand and ask Rosa and Mia over to help get her off the ground or at least into a better position.
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>>36041083
this>>36041041
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>>36041041
Make sure she isn't to bad to be moved, then take her to the nurse or trainer or whatever the school has.
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>>36041041
Get her in an hospital
I need an adult.
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>>36041089
This is all setup for us to become a villain. We just got a cat to pet in our chair too.
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Well Chuckles Bad guy route is go. Not sure we've got any objections to not destroy people now.

>>36041137
Right? We've also got the school guidance councilor on our side. Hero's now go to her and receive horrible advice and crippling self doubt.
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"Mia! Ambulance! Call one! Rosa! SCHOOL, CALL!" The girls whip their phones out, as I roll Claire onto her back.

She didn't take any new wounds at least.

I hold my breath as her eyes flutter open. She reaches a shaking hand up. "Da... nneee."

I take her hand, holding it to mine. "It's okay, you're going to be okay!" I tell her." The parking lot has emptied, not a soul in sight, as the girls try and talk over each other in their calls.

"Dan... ee. I.... love... y...." Her hand slumps in my grip, and her eyes lose their special liquid glow. She goes fully limp on the floor, air rushing out of her lungs.

"Claire?" Nothing, no response. "Claire?"

>Write in
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>>36041168
Don't even need her to do that, just keep an eye on them and take them out of campus where they can't see our face.
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>>36041089
Because this is an Australian city that regularly has giant robot fights destroying entire neighborhoods.
Considering how little the police cared when we nearly died from drinking paint, the fact that there are no night patrols when there are fucking monsters on the streets that will kill people, they probably don't give a shit because if you're that weak you're not worth patching up.
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>>36041198
>Write in
Pump chest.
Kiss.
CPR.
KEEP HER ALIVE.
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>>36041198
CPR! ITS A HIGH SCHOOL THATS ATTACKED MY MONSTERS ALL THE TIME! KISS HER!
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>>36041198
>>36041224
This.
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>>36041198
check puls if nothing preform CPR
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>>36041198
Hold her hand try to get her to heal herself, failing that use cpr on her, failing that prepare to Jump of the slippery slope headfirst with an angry yell.
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>>36041198
Have Mia draw a respirator, do the call to the ambulance. pump chest.
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>>36041198
Check for a pulse. If there isn't one, begin CPR.
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>>36041198
"No! NOT FUCKING LIKE THIS! NOT FUCKING LIKE THIS! GET YOUR DYKE ASS UP! I need you"
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Chuckles... my name is A'non Y'mous. You killed my Waifu. Prepare to die.
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>>36041302
Her name was Robert Paulson.
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>Looks at clock.

Ah cliff hanger time.

>>36041329
>>36041302
Nah see this is where the memory loss comes in. Danny can't handle losing Claire so to help. Marie has him forget her.
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"NO!" I place my hands over her heart. I lean down, ignoring my pain and puff air into her. "CLAIRE! GET YOUR DYKE ASS UP! I NEED YOU!" Tears stream down my face, hot and fast.

The girls behind me gasp, their phones clattering to the floor.

>Roll D20 to-
"PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA!" Claire starts cackling. "I GOT YOU FUCKER!" She sits upright, smudging away her black eye.

"I.... wh.."

Claire cackles like a witch. "Ohhhhh... GOD, you should have seen your fucking face! I was practising that all week. Got this kid to give me make up bruises and everything."

My mouth has just fallen open. "I... you... you f-fucking..."

She grins and grabs my cheeks, kissing me, shoving her tongue in my mouth. "GOOD TO BE BACK DICK BRAINS! THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR RAPING ME!"

She breaks into more self satisfied cackles, wiping tears of mirth from her eyes.

Fucking dyke, cunt, asshole, bitch, beautiful, insane witch of a girl.

And I love her. So I hug her tight.

END OF EPISODE 22
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>>36041387
evil bitch
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>>36041387
Wow Chuckles you had us going there... Thanks for running.
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>>36041387
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>36041387
Man fuck Claire. Just for that we are keeping Shoe for ourselves.
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>>36041387
I'm still disturbed that she calls our first time a rape.
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>>36041387
I mad.
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>>36041428
Eh. Honestly it wasn't that bad. In fact, I like you for it. Shows Claire has character.
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>>36041420
Mia says the same thing to...
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>>36041428

Meta bullying is forbidden
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so is everybody a heated as i am right now
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>>36041387
We're keeping that fucking cat now.
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>>36041387
Not funny Claire. Danny better be mad about this.
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>>36041453
Yeah I'm pissed. Voting for mad. She can't have the cat. Should probably drop her on the ground after hugging her and hobble our crippled ass home.
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