>>36044305
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

>>36044305
Wake up, you seductive son of an ogre. Time to go!

>>36044305
>See the first thread
>Hah, this seems fun, despite all of the "Fuck dem bitches" stuff
>Forget to follow on twitter, and don't see the other threads
>Come back to this
Well. Good job I guess guys, we're fucking bitches.

>>36044305
Touch the elf inappropriatly

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>Tali wakes up feeling completely refreshed. That was quite possibly the best nap he's ever had in his entire life.
>However, now that he's awake he feels a lot less comfortable. He looks around and notices that the elf who dragged him into the pillow pile is gone, and her side is cool. Where she was laying is a piece of paper that resembles an Alm note with writing on that back that reads I.O.U. Tali One Favor.

I guess she must have sneaked off...

>>36044361
W-what..?
I was just napping...

>He sits up and stretches. He stops mid-yawn as he hears someone approaching him.
>Doctor Elizabeth Gears and Kuro are walking up to him, the Doctor looking rather determined.

"Glad to see you're awake, Tali." She says.

"Oh, hey... How long was I out?"

"About 30 minutes. Listen, I have an offer for you... You may not know this but the school has many clubs available. One of them is the Science Club that I lead. If you would like you are more than welcome to join us."

>Kuro looks surprised at this.

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>>36044415
Science is a respectable profession. It's worth checking out.

>>36044415
Tali, we need to see other opportunities first, hold up on joining them.

>>36044415
Join the club, do lewd research

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Who /comfy/ here?

>>36044415

What kind of science? This is important.

If it's astronomy I'm down.

>>36044415
Don't feel ashamed Tali, this is every man'a dream.

>>36044415

Ask if membership to either club is exclusive. If you belong to one, will you be allowed to join others? Sometimes these academic clubs can get really competitive or clique-y.

>>36044415
Oh hell no, you're joining the Comfy club.

>>36044415
Are we talking about science, or maybe SCIENCE!! or even !!science!! because that makes a big difference. In other words, details please, missus.

>>36044415
That sounds kind of fun, but I must ask what other clubs there are on principle.

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>>36044695
Is that a club? What do they even do?

"What kind of science?"

>Elizabeth gestures to the rest of the room. All around people are working on different projects.

"Whatever you want," She says, "So long as it doesn't break the law or the rules of the school you're allowed to research anything you want. While you would normally be able to do research in this school anyway my company provides additional funds for this group. With these funds you will find it much easier to conduct research. Anything you need will be at your fingertips. All I ask, as club leader, is that you share your work as you go along."

"I see... So if I join this club am I allowed to join other clubs?"

"It is... Highly discouraged. But yes, you can."

"I'll think about it. I still need to see the other clubs."

"Of course. I do hope you join, though. I was quite impressed with your work on the machine. I would love to see what else you could accomplish in the right environment."

Ask what fields they're offering.

Experimentation on how spells and casting abilities were affected by sexual arousal is a common reason to make science clubs. At least, they were in MY day...

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>>36044781
Looks like it's time to investigate the other clubs, see what they know.

You would most likely be suited for something regarding classic literature or something regarding finer precision of the magical arts.

Or the comfy club, whichever works.

>>36044781

Highly discouraged? Curious. In some academies, it's considered normal to join at least three or so clubs. Perhaps you could inquire as to why they don't want people joining more than one club?

>>36044781

WE MUST CREATE

A BLACK HOLE OR SUPER NOVA

WE SCIENCE CLUB NOW

>>36044865
Well, there's the dungeoneering club as well.

Still, considering the objective, is to get information, science club is not necessarily the worst place to be, however, I would prefer to see the other clubs before deciding.

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>>36044944
You can take over then, I'll have to look over the Quest notes.

>>36044915
Perhaps the place follows Japanese culture where joining a club is a serious commitment and club activities are supossed to (and often do) take so much time you can't realistically take on more than one.

>>36044781
Join the science club you dumb surfboard

>>36045007
I think she wants tali to help with the dimensional sciences stuff since we were just telling to keep an eye on tali

>>36045075
Right, and since we told her to keep an eye on him, that may or may not throw a wrench in the whole spying gig in the long run.

SCIENCE

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"Uhm... Like I said I'll think about it. But I'll definitely keep it in mind."

"That is all I ask. Kuro, come. We still have some tinkering left to do. Let's see if we can increase the output of data from this thing..."

>The Doctor drags Kuro away leaving Tali by himself. He looks around and notices Lan is still missing.

Should I go look for her or just wait here?

>>36045233
Tali, as much as I love you consulting us, I feel that you should be able to decide on something as relatively trivial as this on your own.

>>36045233
She is your guide, so yeah. If you don't find her than you'll find adventure!

>>36045249

I'm interested. What can Tali do when we don't say anything?

>>36045233

Go look for her! You can explore the school in the meantime. If you get into any trouble, you can claim it's your first day.

>>36045233
EXPLORE!

>>36045268
The greatest power of the Orb of Whispers- Silence!

>>36045233
Check what they are doing back there. Because from over her that mostly looks like a torture experiment.

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I... I guess I'll just go exploring. I'm sorry if I rely on you guys too much. I'm not really experienced with this sorta thing.

>Tali leaves the room and wanders around. The school is massive and though each of the hallways look different there is just so many of them.
>He tries to find the tower to the Petal Room but he ends up at a dark hallway instead. There are scratch marks all along it and chunks of the walls are missing.
>He hears someone call out to him.

"Has someone come to visit me~? Natalie, is that you~?" The voice calls out. It's muffled and clearly coming from behind a door with a spell circle on it.

"...."

"... No, you're not Natalie, are you? Are you new? Come here. Closer. Come talk to me. I so rarely get guests."

>>36045233
Time to look for your guide and have a random encounter

>>36045417
>Investigate

>>36045417
WHAT COULD GO WRONG, HEAD CLOSER, TALI

>>36045417
I can't see anything bad coming from this. Approach the door. At the very least, she might be able to give you some directions.

>>36045417
go inside, he/she/it sounds friendly.

>>36045417
Enter, but be very, very careful. And for the love of your ears, be friendly and accomodating. If they ask something of you, try to comply even if they seem scary.

>>36045417

Don't break the circle. You can talk just fine outside the door.

>>36045417
Put orb on strange magic symbol.

>>36045417
Approach and talk, but DON'T TOUCH the macig circle. Nothing good ever comes from touching magic cirles you are not familiar with.

>>36045529
Yeah, do this. The orb will test if it's safe for you.

>>36045417
It's fine, you can walk up and talk to her.
Just stop about a foot or two from the circle.
Oh, and don't break the circle.
Or touch the circle.
Actually, don't even breathe on the circle.

>>36045417
Go closer tali

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>Tali steps closer but still stays a few feet away from the door.

"There we go... Closer... Closer..." The voice says.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Vaisi. Vaisi Triss. And you are?"

"Tali. Tali Elwin."

"Tali... Such a pretty name. Come closer, Tali."

>He takes another step.

"Are you new here, Tali?"

"It's my first day."

"Ah. I remember my first day here. Which class are you?"

"Petal."

"Come closer. Petal, hmm? A cute class... I was in root. Tali, you can open the door."

>He stops dead in his tracks.

"Tali? Are you still there? I said you can open the door. Don't worry, that circle will stay. It's just a means of keeping me and this room nice and tidy. They wouldn't want me to starve or die from illness. Come on, Tali~ Please. It's been so long."

"I think I should go..."

>Tali starts heading back.

"Wait!" The person cries out. "Please. Just... Just open the door. I just want to see someone. I just want to see something else." There's a note of desperation in her voice.

>>36045749
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>36045749
Noooooooope. You're not gonna be another newbie who unleashes the ancient evil on his first day. Head out.

>>36045749
Well be the judges of that.

Put our orb aginst the doe so we can see what type of sigil it is.

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>>36045749
Open the door.

What's the worst that could happen?

>>36045749
OPEN IT.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36045749

What could possibly go wrong?

>>36045749
Open door and apply hugs liberally.

>>36045749
Roll us up against the door if you're going to be a pussy.

>>36045749
Tactically NOPE the fuck out of there

>>36045749
Put the orb on the door. Let us talk to whatever is inside.

>>36045749
I think we can make a deal with her. We will not open the door, but we can come talk with her now and then... if she will tell us secrets. Secrets of the academy.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36045749
Rolling for common sense of not opening doors sealed by magic.

>>36045749
Open the door~

>>36045749
Don't listen to the Orb Tali. Just walk away. Besides, you didn't even ask for our opinion regarding the door, so ignore any comment towards opening it.

>>36045749
She sounds lonely. I'm seconding the "orb against the door" option. Maybe she isn't totally evil/insane?

>>36045843
yessssssssssssssssssss

>>36045846
my hands are moving on their own!

>>36045749

OPEN THE DOOR

>>36045879
Yeah, this guy has a good point. You can make your own decisions, Tali!

>>36045749

What could possibly go wrong?

>>36045749

Don't listen to the orb Tali. You can safely ignore the comments to leave the place or not open the door.

It's your decision. Open the door.

>>36045749
If she promises not to cause trouble you'll think about it.

>>36045921
Go wrong about what? Tali didn't ask us any question.

>>36045749
Yeah, don't listen to the Orb. Starting with these orbs.
>>36045937
>>36045879
>>36045880

OPEN THE DOOR

>>36045749
>Vaisi Triss
Is she in the big class roster picture?

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"..."

Okay, no opening the door. But at least I can press you guys against it?

>Tali takes the Orb and presses it against the door. It makes a clacking sound.

"That's it, Tali. It's okay." Vaisi calls out. "The handle is hidden on the right."

=Spellcraft: Spell is set to continuously clean the room and occupant. It teleports food in for the occupant. If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.

Spying Mode Engaged: Seeing through the door.=

"Tali? Did you hear me? The door handle is on the right. It's hidden under some stone. ... Tali?"

>Behind the door is a girl with brown messy hair. It falls across her face in tangles. Her eyes are wild and manic and her mouth seems to be stuck in a grin. She has no arms, the sleeves of her outfit are folded up and the cloak is kept in place by a clasp.
>The room she's kept in is dark but clean.

>She tilts her head.

"Tali, are you there?"

>>36045955

But >>36045937 is for opening the door.

Which Tali should do.

>>36045977
Tell her the door will apparently trap us in there with her if we try to let her out.
Ask if we can talk from out here.

>>36045977
>tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.
UH, RUN AWAY TALI
RUN AWAY BEFORE YOU GET TRAPPED

>>36045977
Knowing nothing about this girl, I kinda feel sorry for her

>>36045977
We should get her released. Lets ask Dr Gear.

>>36045977
She seems completely hARMLESS.

>>36045977
We found secret yes?

>>36045977

Just open and free her.

>>36045977
>If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant they are locked within the room and a sealing spell will be placed upon them.
>with the intention of freeing the occupant
It's perfectly fine to open the door, Tali. You just have to not want to let out the nutter when you do it. Open it up just to talk to her and you should be fine.

>>36046023
I wonder if there is a pun rune

>>36045977
Cool, we can detect magic.
>If someone tries to open the door with the intention of freeing the occupant
So we're good as long as we just open the door with no intention of freeing her?

Why are you in here, exactly? And how do you eat without arms?

>>36045977
Tali, open the door with the intent of saying "HELLO".

>>36045977

Just open the door. We're not freeing her or anything, just taking a look and having a chat. That's fine, right?

>>36045977
Hm, this is unusual. Perhaps we should ask someone about her. There must be a reason why she is locked up, and lacking arms.

>>36045977
Bring the poor girls some books when you next visit. Like, Farewell to Arms, that's a good read.

>>36045977

Poor Flandre. She just needs a hug. Get in there and pat her head

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>>36045977
I wonder what this rune is.

>>36045749
Make an illusion of the door being opened.

>>36046103
I'd imagine a prison rune of sorts?

>>36046103
Based on the shape, and where it is put, imprisonment and/or containment.

>>36045977
"I'd love to give you a hand there, but it just doesn't seem to work."

>>36045977
Can the Orb read magic?

>>36045977
GREETINGS MORTAL, IT IS I YOUR EVIL DEITY.

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>>36046116
>>36046134
Ok, then.


>>36045977
Tali I want you to erase the rune >>36046103 and replace it with the one I'm showing you now.

>>36045977
Yeah, don't open the door.
Or at least if you must, disable the spell first. Otherwise you're going to be locked in there with her for god knows how long. The spell keeps her clean and gives her food, so if you end up trapped inside you might be there for weeks, or even years if you're really unlucky.

>>36046164
Experimenting with unknown runes seems highy, highly dangerous.

>>36046186
>implying

>>36045977
THIS..... IS OUR NEW WAIFU

Profess your love for her, Tali

>>36046191
For all we know that could be an explosion rune, or just completely nonfunctional.

Although, Tali, try overriding random runes with ice cream, using glamours.

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>>36046163
Sorry, my heart is already taken.

>>36046209
Yeah, because ice cream went so well for us last time. Do it Tali!

>>36045977
Cast an illusion of being outside on her and see how she reacts.

>>36045977
Tali. Analyze the runes holding her in. Find the one that's about teleporting opening the door in (trigger), and replace the person (target) with ice cream.

Congratulations, now you have endless ice cream as long as someone opens the door.

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I... I think changing runes might be bad... Can you guys see her? I'm gonna try and open the door...

>>36046161
Can it? I still don't know all the things you guys can do...

>Tali reaches for the hidden latch. He finds it and with a pull the door swings open. Inside is a small room with very little furniture. Sitting in the center of it is a girl. She stands up and grins at Tali.

"Tali, you opened the door. Thank you. You look as adorable as your voice sounds. I love dark skinned humans. Such a rarity." She bows her head. "Well, now that we've seen each other face to face we're officially acquainted."

>Tali still keeps his distance from the girl. She seems to notice this and laughs.

"Don't worry." She says. "I literally can't come any closer. This circle will fry me if I do. You're completely safe."

"... Is there any reason I wouldn't be?"

"Maybe. At least that's what the others would say. Hey, you mind helping me out? My head has been itchy for a week and as you can see." She shakes her torso a bit. "Scratching stuff isn't my strong suit."

>>36046192
I prefer the sorting eye.

>>36046358
You could always lend her an arm

>>36046358
>dark skinned humans
Clearly we're knife eared in the picture.
RUFFLE HER HAIR
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>36046386
We see through his glamor, they don't.

>>36046358
Roll us over to her Tali.

>>36046358
What's that poster?

>>36046358
I guess you can do that, but use a stick or something. Under no circumstance reach with your hand across the cirle edge. For one, it might be set to fry incoming as well as outgoing stuff.

>>36046358
What's with that poster?

>>36046358

The runes that fry her if she moves may also do the same to you if you approach.

Besides, it's kind of forward and presumptuous to ask someone to scratch you when you first meet.

>>36046358

Well, she's yet to harm us so far. Lets not be assholes, surely she wouldn't take advantage of us.

Right?

>>36046358
Can you telekinesis items?
Don't actually touch her, not before 3rd date.

>>36046358
For your own safety, sit on the floor while you talk. Avoid getting closer at all costs.

>>36046396
>Roll us over to her Tali.
Is she going to pick us up with her feet, or her mouth? Or her butt?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36046358

Why not? Just scratch her head and tell them to scratch your back.

>>36046358
Make Ice cream....

>>36046358
First things first: ask her WHY she has been put inside a circle that fries her if she moves. That's not exactle something done for shits and giggles.

>>36046358
Use something on a stick.

>>36046358
Is there a stick or something we could use? I assume a backscratcher might not be available, but probably best to not cross that circle for now. We can ask that Natalie when we find her what stuff is okay.

>>36046476
You can actually use the stick itself.

>>36046358
Point out to her that scratching will only make the itching worse.
What she needs is a nice warm bath.

Time for Comfy magic?

>>36046358
Hey you should write down those runes, never know when you need something imprisoned

As for reading magic, we'll have to do some test, try putting the orb on the floating runes.

>>36046358
Suspicious girl you can't touch?

If only we had some magic Christmas ornament full of magical assholes who could read people's minds.
Oh, wait!

>Roll our orb over to her.

I have a theory why she is mostly 'armless, which makes giving her a scratch with a stick a no-no. So let's not.

>>36046509
Comfy magic cures all.

>>36046560
Can comfy magic counter bed crumbs curses?

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"If I reach across will that thing fry me?"

"Hmmmmmmm... Maybe! Perhaps we should avoid the scratching for now."

"No, wait. Hold on..."

>Tali riffles through his band and finds his trusty 5 foot long collapsible folding rod. He unfolds it and uses the tool to scratch Vaisi's head. She smiles and lets out a content sigh.

"Thanks... You have no idea how long that has been bothering me... Oh, no. Don't stop."

>He keeps ruffling her hair with the stick.
>The girl stays silent so Tali tries to find something to talk about. He spots the poster on the wall.

"Oh. Is that Magical Girl Cleaver?"

"Why yes, yes it is. You read the books?"

"Back in primary. I have the entire collection at home."

"So do I! I love her and her stories. They're just so... Magical. No one else around here seems to read it. That poster is one of the few things they let me keep, too. I was happy about that."

"They?"

"The teachers."

"... Why did they do that?"

"It's complicated."

>Her tone shows that she's done talking about that.

>>36046526
>>36046450
>>36046396
You guys want to try that again?

Okay...

"Can I try something? I want you to touch this with... I guess your foot.?"

>Tali leans down and rolls you over to her.

1/2

>>36046656
HELLO FUTURE HAREM MEMBER!

>>36046656
Assuming direct control!

>>36046656
You need, and I mean you absolutely have to, make hand mock-up, as realistic as you can, attachable at the end of the stick, so the next time you come see her, you can ruffle her hair right and proper. I don't care who she killed and ate. She deserves at least that much.

>>36046738
Word yo

>>36046738
Yeah. Or modify the other circle thing so we can touch her

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>>36046656
>Instead of catching with her feet like he expects the girl quickly kneels down and snaps the Orb up with her mouth.
>She stands, the Artifact stuck between her tongue and teeth.
====================================

Well hello there. What's this?

>>36046808
man, having arms is great

>>36046808
Hello there! What are you in for?

>>36046808
Yeaeah, like that, go on! ~

>>36046808
Hello there. We think that you are cute.

Your eyes are quite peculiar.

>>36046808
Oh, just a magic orb.
We're supposed to extract information as to your deal.

>>36046808
I am your new god.


Please dont swallow.

>>36046808
Quick, masturbate!

>>36046808
Hey, how's it goin' baby? Wanna go get some coffee?

>>36046808
Ayyyyy there bby gurl

>>36046808
Oh yeah, that is my fetish.

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>>36046808
Hello, seeing that you're pretty much stuck there without us having no foreseeable way of bailing you out, the logical course of action would be to find a comfy mage willing to perform comfy magic on you.

Tali over there happens to have an IOU from the only one in the school, so if you'll give Tali some magical secrets or something, we can make sure you get Comfy.

>>36046808
We are the Orb of Whispers, child. The guide of Tali for PURPOSES THAT WILL REMAIN TO YOU UKNOWN!

Tell us of yourself, and why you lack arms. Our curiosity abounds as we look upon ye from extra dimensional cubic time.

>>36046808
Hi sexy armless girl~

>>36046808
Ungh~ We're in her mouth being licked.

WE ARE THE VOICES.

>>36046808
You struck me as a ball sucker from the moment I saw you, but I didn't expect things to move this quickly.

Hi, we are Orb.

>>36046808
Lick us slowly.

We don't feel nothing at all.

Seduce the El-Human, the delicious brown human!

>>36046808
This whole flirting thing is gonna happen everytime we meet someone new, isn't it?

So uh, how good are you with your tongue Vaisi?

>>36046808
GREETINGS FROM BEYOND THE VOID.

Please do not eat the brown one in front of you

>>36046808
Well this is unexpected, How do you do madam?
We wanted to ask you a few questions about your predicament and why no one has rectified it yet. Also please don't swallow us, it'll give you stomach aches amoong other things.

>>36046808

Hey there. Armless friends forever.

>>36046808

Fair warning: most magical orbs are choking hazards. Be careful.

>>36046857
Yes, please lick us!

>>36046808
You have pretty eyes.

>>36046843
She might be armless but hardly harmless.

Anyway, what happened to her cool mechamagical arms?

>>36046808
Have you heard of L.Ron Hubbard?

>>36046840
We could make her so comfy, I'm all for it

>>36046235
Shit quest

>>36046808
GREETINGS FUTURE HAREM MEMBER

>>36046857
Sugoi chinpo oniichan

>>36046808
Tali thinks you're cute, but she's shy.

>>36046738
I'll do you one better. Remember when we discussed how Tali should take artifice as a class so he can create magical prosthethics under the pretense of creating a body for the voices?

We will make her arms.

>>36046808

Owww, oww, oww. Please don't bite down so hard, some of us in here precipitated on the outer edges when this was created.

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>>36046814
Haha. I used to have arms you know! They were awesome.

>>36046818
Murder!

>>36046825
Hahaha!

>>36046829
With what? My thighs?

...
...

Ah, so you're an Artifact? And by the looks of it a Ceer Artifact!

I'm gonna keep you!

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>>36046808
Man, you gotta be either very lonely here or really kinky one. Most girls wouldn't use their mouth even if we asked them to, you're not afraid to go for it from get-go. If it's not too much to ask, can you roll us over your tongue back and forth for a little bit...
Oh and sorry about the arms, whatever the story behind that is.

>>36046946
I DON'T MIND BEING SWALLOWED
KEEP GOING

>>36046946
Right.. can we induce some sort of shock or discomfort in this girl? Make her spit us out.

>>36046946
>Murder!
Neat. Who'd ya kill? They deserve it? Was it fun? Did you eat any of them?

>I'm gonna keep you!
Good. You seem more fun than that prude Tali. She wouldn't even fuck an elf that was sharing a bed with her. What kind of weird little puritan would do that?

>>36046946
Place us between your thighs.

And that's how you masturbate.

>>36046946
Wait, no, don't swallow.

I normally wouldn't say that to an amputee, but for the love of god don't swallow.

You won't be comfy if you do. I will send you pictures of flowers, each one with a comment of how you'll never smell a flower again.

>>36046946
Do-do-don't swallow~

>>36046946

Don't do that, we're messy when we do our job and Tali still needs our hel--

Actually, it'd probably be best if we stuck around, now that I think about it.

Yeah. Definitely. No crippling downsides, terrible suggestions and bouts of indecision here.

>>36046946
p-please be gentle.

>>36046946
If you want eyes and ears on the outside world, we can do that for you, but you need to let us use Tali for that

>>36046946
What's a Ceer Artifact and how does it differ from other artifacts?

What are the other types of artifacts and why are they all worse than us?

>>36046946
Just a word of warning, when you go to sleep, we might or might not end up inside your anus.

>>36046946
How are we going to bust you out if you keep us?

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>>36046946
DO NOT SWALLOW

Last girl who tried that had a really bad time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynxPshq8ERo

What's a ceer artifact?

>>36046946
>I'm gonna keep you!
We're not sure we can do that. We're not entirely in control of ourselves.

>>36046946
Um... actually, we kind of have to keep Tali out of trouble. But we can make sure he comes back to visit you! Plus, we're teaching him how to make ice cream! He almost didn't die the last time he tried it! We're also working on learning comfy magic, and boob-related spells.

>>36046946
Are most Ceer artifacts Christmas ornaments? Because we could do with something better than that.

>>36046946
Do you know a lot about artifacts?

Do they have many in the Academy?

>>36047015
Don't tell her that, you surprise-ruining faggot.

>>36046946
You do realize that you just caught an anal orb with your mouth.

>>36047015
Shhhh.

>>36046946
We don't taste good and will likely give you stomach cramps, so I'd advise against swallowing.

>>36046946
While your interest in us is most flattering it's probably not a good idea and you'd alienate the guy that got us here. We're more useful to you with him than stuck here. No offense.

Oh and some girls actually can get off just by rubbing their thighs against each other. Or so I've heard.

>>36046946
>tfw I can't find touka_swallows.gif

>>36046946
You got put in here for murder eh?
Wow, you must suck. Tali's already killed like a dozen students and you don't see her being in a cell.

Goddamn amateur.

>>36046946

You can't keep us. Given enough time, we will disrupt the magic that teleports food here and you will starve. Or we will suck out your lifecforce first.

>36046946
>My thighs
Don't worry Taking will make you a magic dildo when he has time

>>36047128
This.

Tali is the OG. He shanks a bitch and doesn't snitch.

>>36047128
Yep.

>>36047140
see >>36046738 and >>36046937

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>>36046978
I didn't eat any of them! They had spells I wanted.

>>36046979
Lewd! It will take a bit to get into position. Also Tali is watching. I can't do something like that in front of a girl I just met!

>>36046991
>She bites down on the orb.

>>36047010
Ceer Artifacts are the best kind. Most other artifacts need to have runes on them to continue working but Ceer Artifacts don't. The Ceer are the ones who built the teleporters, the floatation devices for the school, hell they did a lot for this world. Their artifacts can be worth hundreds of thousands.
I'm surprised this girl has one.

>>36047015
Kinky.

>>36047030
>>36047063
Eeehhhh... I guess I won't keep you. Even if it is tempting. I will, however, hold onto you for a moment longer. She looks adorable when she's all worried.

So, do you guys give her advice and stuff? That's cool. I mean if you could make fireballs and stuff that would be cooler but still...

Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.

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>>36047191
LET US OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BASH YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN AND PISS IN YOUR EYES YOU LITTLE SHIT!

>>36047191
SURE CRAZY LADY
WE'LL DO IT FOR FREE

>>36047191
Lets talk price, sweetcheeks. What do you have that our girl can use?

>>36047191
well, we're here to advise the kid about how to steal any and all magical secrets we can find. and its a guy. you in?

>>36047191
...Can you promise not to murder anyone else for the foreseeable future?

>>36047191
We'll work on it if you can help us get a body.

>>36047191
>Kinky.
I like you.

>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.
I was planning on trying already.

>>36047191
sure, don't expect much though.

>>36047191
She seems of the type that wouldn't let you out if you or we asked. But hey, you could strike a deal with her. She'll visit you again if you tell her some of the school's secrets. She's interested in all kinds of knowledge, especially the secret kind.

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>>36047191
>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.
>tfw you will never feel the warmth of the sun on your skin because you have no skin

We'll think about it, I guess. No promises.

>>36047230
This.

Not murdering people will help your case immensely.

>>36047191
You deeply misunderstand us.

You are cute, we want you out of that cell and in our service.

>>36047191
You have to bang our brown human here. Stealing magic is our objective but we're starting a side project to have him bang the women here.

You in, we can make you second in command?

>>36047191
We'll put it on our list of things to do, Taking stuff she needs to do before maybe getting kicked out of school

>>36047191
>They had spells I wanted.
Explain further. Our job is to help Tali get more spells. If we can simply drive him to kill people for them, that would surely expedite the process.

>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here?
Probably.

But seriously tho, you wouldn't have any problem with us being inside you?

>>36047274
Maybe freeing this poor girl will serve as a good distraction should Tali ever need to make a run for it.

>>36047191
How does killing people get you spells?

>>36047191
Only if you promise to behave.

That, and teach our current protege spellcraft. You can be his Big Sister!

>>36047191
Well, while she has not the power to free you, she does have the power to let you see the sun through her magic.

>>36047231
A body for us? That will never work. Every day would be like a bad game of Everyone is John.

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>>36047191
>I'm surprised this girl has one.
It's probably because we're just as likely to get our owner killed horribly as we are to do anything remotely helpful.

I like you though. How about we team up?

>>36047191
>if you could make fireballs and stuff that would be cooler
No that would be hotter not cooler. And who says we can't?

>>36046946
Do you know what the rune for sickness or breasts is? We need it for.... things.

>>36047191
PSSSSSST. HEY. I'M WHISPERING LOUDLY TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS ORB IS MADE OF PURE CHAOS LINKED TO CHAOS.

IF YOU USE US TO FUEL YOUR MAGIC, YOU COULD PROBABLY OVERCOME THE PRISON EASILY.

Hint hint.

>>36047191
>She looks adorable when she's all worried.
You and us are gonna get along just fine.
>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.
We probably can but it might take a while. She's easily spooked and you, well, look a bit spooky.

>I can't do something like that in front of a girl I just met!
How long will you two have to be acquainted before you consider something along these lines acceptable? Wait, I mean, you've seen others like us before? The Ceer Artifacts, I mean.

>>36047337
She may know them as the Ebola and tits runes

>>36047191
I don't know if we can spring you, but we can offer more visits, ice cream, comfy magic, and maybe boob magic in a while.

>>36047337
THIS

>create a contagious curse that causes girls to have large bosoms and say "Ara Ara" at the beginning of sentences.

>>36047337
>sickness
I thought we agreed to not cast Ebola.

...Rune for breasts might be useful though.

>>36047350
Look, she is missing her arms for a purpose. Guess what that purpose is?

>>36047377
She can use her mouth. Or feet.

>>36047191
I swear on me mum I'll bop you right in the liver if you say you can't do magic because no hands. That's quitter talk right there.

>>36047377
...Amputee fetishist?

>>36047350
No one is denying the awesomeness of the chaos orb. But this girl needs runes to use magic. Kind of hard without hands... Unless she can draw with her feet.

>>36047377
...Katawa reject?

>>36047377
>>36047420
>bite off the tip of tongue
>paint floor with blood
It's like you guys have never even thought about how you'd escape a magic jail without arms.

>>36047322
Make the body insection.
>Everyone is Johj

>>36047350
People can't see spoilered text right?

>>36047370
We would either be hailed as a hero or shunned as a madman. Worst case scenario, we get stuck in prison with armless girl here.

>>36047458
Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya

>>36047471
>Worst case scenario, we get stuck in prison with armless girl here.
Good end

>>36047191
You must join the harem project

>>36047191
>Think you can convince her to spring me out of here? I miss the sun.
Possibly, but we'd need to know as much about you and your situation as you can tell us.

>>36047477
Armless girl infected with the curse.

>>36047431
>It's like you guys have never even thought about how you'd escape a magic jail without arms
The runes required to break her out are complex. I doubt this girl has enough dexterity in her feet to do it right. Especially not while she's busy using us as anal beads.

>>36047507
>I doubt this girl has enough dexterity in her feet to do it right.
Why the fuck would she do that when she can just lick the floor. She strikes me as the type of girl that could tie a knot in a cherry stem. Plenty of tongue dexterity.

>>36047492
Most importantly, are you into girls?

>>36047528
We might finally find an use for the /u/ rune

>>36047526
>Plenty of tongue dexterity.
HEY CRAZY GIRL! Lick the orb. We need to test your tongue dexterity.

>>36047526
>>36047507
>>36047431
>>36047350
[stop message]

This person is dangerous. We don't want her using us as fuel for her magic.

>>36047528
If not, we can fix that.

>>36047550
We're infinite chaos. Infinite power. We don't give a fuck if part of that goes towards blasting this jail apart.

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>>36047203
Hahahahaha!

>>36047220
I have secrets. Many secrets. Spells that are forbidden. Runes they would never teach. All of them are tucked away within my Book.

>>36047230
Hahahaha.

>>36047270
Of course! I shall be Co-Captain.

>>36047289
People seldom give up their spellbooks, you see?

>>36047314
I want to FEEL the sun. And grass.

>>36047323
I'm down.

>>36047337
Why yes, yes I do. And death and souls and life and water and gravity and heat and fusion and fission and love and hate and so many many many more.

>>36047350
Hahaha. I can't cast magic. I've tried.

>>36047492
Me? I'm nobody. Nothing. Just a girl trapped in a hole in the wall. Sentenced to stay here until the end of my natural life.
Just for a little murder.

>>36047354
How many artifacts have I seen? Tons. I have one on me right now, in fact.

>The door at the far end of the hallway opens.

Ah, I think this is where we part ways. I do hope to see you and Tali again. Every time you guys visit I'll share with you a bit of my knowledge.

Goodbye~

1/2

>>36047550
I for one, do want her using us at least for little bit.
At least if she's actually as kinky as she strikes me.

>>36047537
>We might finally find an use for the /u/ rune
How? the /u/ rune is obviously a fuel run just like mana. But there's only one girl in this room. She can't possibly generate enough /u/ power by herself.

>>36047585
>All of them are tucked away within my Book.
Where might that be.

Wait, lemme guess. You'll show us if we get you out?

>>36047551
But anon, Tali is a boy

>>36047596
If we get a big enough harem, we might be able to generate infinite power through /u/!

>>36047607
They don't need to know~~~~

>>36047585
Bye nice lady!

>>36047598
There is no book. It's a trick.

>>36047644
So what if it is? She can keep us. Vaisi>Tali

>>36047654
Vaisi would likely sacrifice us for ultimate power or something equally inane however. We still like existing right?

>>36047671
>implying sacrificing us would end us
You can't end chaos, anon

>>36047671
To be fair, there's a good chance we'll sacrifice ourselves for Ultimate Ice Cream.

>>36047683
We aren't chaos, just powered by it. Hence the sacrificing us to attain ultimate power. >>36047685
Nah we can get Tali to talk others into that. We still need a mouth to enjoy it though.

Vaisi's nice and all, but I wish we had taken the chance to meet anglerfish girl. She has such a nice smile.

>>36047585
TALI, GET THE BREAST RUNE FROM HER BEFORE YOU GO

>implying we'd get sacrificed
That's such a waste of power. It might be more energy in a burst, but a link to a plane of infinite power is much more useful as a sustained energy source. Just don't have the spells exceed the Orb's max output and you get free casting.

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>She spits the orb out. Tali quickly snatches it up, grimacing as his hand comes in contact with Saliva.

"Tali!" Someone yells at him from behind. He turns and sees Dr. Gears. "Come with me." She says.

>Tali follows her and leaves the prisoner alone. The door closes behind them

What did she do to you guys!? Are you okay!? She ate you!

"Tali."

"Y-yes..?"

"Do not come here again. That girl in there... She is very dangerous."

"What did she do?"

"Over a year ago she went dungeon diving. Her group stumbled upon a Ceer Class Artifact. The details are a bit fuzzy on what exactly happened down there but what is known is that only she came out with that Artifact. It's a Spellbook. A very special one at that. We gave her the benefit of the doubt that time. People can die dungeon diving. It's rare but it happens.

>They continue walking.

"However we noticed that every time she took an interest in someone's studies that person would vanish. We found out she had been killing them and adding their spells to that Book. It had corrupted her mind. When we tried to take it away it was as though it was bound to her. Nothing we could do worked. So we locked her away in the dungeon. She's been here ever since."

>They leave the hallway.

"Lan is waiting for you in the Petal Dorm. I didn't tell her where you were, that's up to you. Do try and be more careful, though."

"I will."

>Gears stares at Tali.

"You didn't tell her anything, did you? Anything important?"

>>36047845
Keep it secret you knife eared boy, she's going to be part of the harem and you're going to like it.

>>36047845
>"You didn't tell her anything, did you? Anything important?"
You only told her your name.

Who is Natalie?

>>36047845
Nah, we didn't right?

>>36047845
She has secrets Tali. Secrets we must possess.

>>36047845
Well since you didn't, you can be honest with Gears. You told her nothing but your name.

>>36047845
We're fine, thanks for the concern.
Just a heads up, she knows that we're a Ceer artifact as well. And promised us secrets from her book if we help her.

So who wants to bet that the book she found looks like a tacky Christmas-decorated book?

>>36047845
Ah, so the book must be the artifact that she said she had.

Good.

Tali, you are going to go back to see her later. We need to touch that book.

>>36047845
We told her about the harem quest!

Is there anything more important than getting Tali laid? I think not!

>>36047845
just your name and class.

the crazy girl cant be trusted

>>36047845
Don't lie, she'll probably catch you at it. Also ask who this Natalie fellow is Vaisi was asking after.

>>36047915
>the crazy girl cant be trusted
She can totally be trusted. She's fun. And she likes the idea of us going up her ass. I like her.

>>36047845
Your going to bang her until she see stars! that is what we told her and she will be second in command of your Harem.

>>36047915
>not trusting the girl who put us in her mouth

>>36047845
"Just pleasantries and then we talked about Magical Girl Cleaver. Why wouldn't you let her have books there? It should be harmless, right?"

>>36047963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

I know we're supposed to have a mission and shit but I'd rather chill with the comfy mage, waifu the sorting eyeball, and help murderer girl achieve ultimate power or w/e

>>36047845
Oh, so the book may have one or more voices inside it, so it is a similar Ceer artifact as we are? Tali, we must meet that book.

So that we can destroy it. There can be only one of our kind. Any more is dangerous for us.

>>36047845
We told her that the orb recedes into the wielder's anus when he or she is asleep.
Suprisingly, this did not deter her from holding it with her mouth.

>>36048001
Agreed

>>36047845
Listen Tali, Vaisi seems to be nice girl, she's just a little messed up because of the artifact fused with her. You see how lucky you were with us? Not all artifact are nice friendly advisors, some try to rule you with iron fist. Or slimy tentacles. Anyway... you should look into the possibility of separating the book from Vaisi. Preferably without getting her maimed. Any more than she already is anyway. It's gonna help her get her marbles back together, hopefully without losing the kinky attitude. And we might be ableto do something about the book to neutralise it...

>>36048046
>Anyway... you should look into the possibility of separating the book from Vaisi.
I know a bulletproof way to torture any book: write bits of Twilight in it.

Awwww. I forgot to show Vaisi the ebola magic

>>36048046
I wonder if she would be more willing to part with it if she was max comfy

>>36048046

Mental healing, like we were talking about some time ago. Consider it a long-term research project, with the added benefit of learning magical secrets from the nice bloodthirsty psychopath.

>>36048123
There's only one way to find out~

>>36048123
I think it is more a matter of the Book not letting go of Vaisi rather than other way around.

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>>36048046
Gears seems pretty adamant about me not seeing her, though... And she killed people. Even if it is the artifact's fault that's still...

>>36047948
What..?

>>36047883
Maybe Natalie from Thorn Class?

"I didn't tell her much besides my name and class."

"... Good." She stops by a tower. "I will trust you to not see her again without good cause. Until next time, Tali."

>She nods at him and leaves. Tali goes up the tower and finds Lan waiting for him.

"There you are! That was a long nap," She says. "Come on, I got some clothes for ya!"

"Huh..?"

"Your uniform! Come on!"

>She drags him into a room and throws a pile of clothes at him.

"Pick out whatever feels the most comfortable." She says. "We have a pretty loose uniform code here. I'll wait outside for you."

>Tali looks at the pile in his hand. He picks out a few bits and changes clothes. He looks at himself in his Petal Uniform in a mirror.

So... I guess my mission really begins now, huh? I'm a member of the class.

But all these girls seem really nice. I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.

>>36048138
Yeah, basically, just be nice to her, it's crazy enough to actually work.

>>36048171
It's not like they'll be hurt. Contribute, then steal.

>>36048171
Show us your glamored form!

>>36048171
Go talk to Natalie and ask her whats up with her.

>>36048171
Wizards be dicks, yo.

That, and I suspect the real reason they sent you over was to find that book.
So watch your back, kid. You're involved in some serious business here.

>>36048171
>What..?
See, this is why I like Vaisi more than you.


Sidenote,
>Vaisi !!Rwb9FVRKTbG
I think you might be turning into her. This is a good thing. Don't fight it.

>>36048171
Looking sharp

There might be more to it than what it seems, but at least you won't be hurting anyone by doing it.

>>36048171
This is part of how progress is made. You discover things, try to keep them secret, and then the secrets get out and other people most likely improve them or combine them with other ideas.

Plus it's not like you're stealing from the students. It's more like you're stealing from the headmaster that keeps all this shit secret.

>>36048171
Wizards operate this way.
It's a type of courtship ritual, if I am correct.

>>36048171
Ideally, by the time this is done, it will at worst be a crime with both parties being willing to go through with it. The best case scenario, we could just have secret trading be official, and not this nonsense.

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>>36048171
> I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.

This tale should prove enlightening, Tali.

>>36048171
Go look for Natalie. She might prove useful dealing with Vaisi.

>>36048171
probably sibling rivalry or a couple thing. or both.

rest assured though we didn't tell her anything big, just asking questions how she got there, your cute feminine hoha and how taking all the artifacts could give you power to rule the world.

you know the usual.

>>36048171
Alter uniform to be a bikini.

>>36048171
If it is the artifacts fault then taking it away from her should be the first step in her atonement

>>36048171
>Gears seems pretty adamant about me not seeing her, though..
>"I will trust you to not see her again without good cause."
It's not like you can't look for good causes / excuses, kid.

As we're playing dress up now, show us the most daring thing you'd be willing to wear. We're not asking to actually wear it as you uniform here, just exploring boundaries...

>>36048171
Can you make us a tiny, ball-shaped uniform so we can fit in?

>>36048306
We'll be the dandiest ball of them all!

>>36048171
Why are your ears visible?

>>36048171
It would be best for us to wear something not very showoffy. Bland. Draw less attention.

But it would be most fun to wear something more sexy. Oh! Get a skirt!

>>36048306
Just also a sticker of class Petal on us, we're the best therapist

>>36048336
Because we don't see hims glamered image, but real image instead.

>>36048336
As an artifact we see through his glamour.

>>36048171
>Pants
WEIRDO
Get a dress

>>36048171
Dude, we're going to be the best healer ever! We can heal her mind and separate her from the book! Or just get her to teach us the boob rune, and then do butt stuff for fun.

>>36048171
I'd recommend a long trenchcoat with pockets on the inside and outside, so we can hide things in it.

>But all these girls seem really nice. I don't get why the schools have to steal from one another.
All of them? We already met one who was willing to deceive and manipulate people for fun. Also another girl who molested you.

Even if they seem nice, that doesn't mean they don't have unpleasant secrets. There could be something important hidden here that they don't want anyone to find out about.

>>36048171

Ask for a skirt.

>>36048171
Tali, to be precise, you already have one secret you can report to your master: the school has a secret prisoner who is possessed bya Ceer artifact-level spellbook.

>>36048171
Why would they keep things secret, then? There must be someone that they don't want to get the information they have. Maybe it's some political thing on the surface world, or a dangerous magical ritual that someone would want to stop. Or someone who wants to use their secrets for evil.

>>36048379
>I'd recommend a long trenchcoat with pockets on the inside and outside
But anon, you can't wear trenchcoat just like that without fedora and katana.