>>36065174
>>Yo’ powder kegs are not always bad.
Nice fucked up spoilers, tardlord.

>>36065174
>So I realize this may be the wrong trip. But uh funny story I saved that information on my computer that is somewhere in NJ with the movers. I have no shit.
Test around on /f/ if you still have any ideas.

>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up
"Besides, none of us wanted to blow up did we?"

>>36065174
>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up

>>36065224
No kidding. I'm filled with fuck ups today.

>>36065174
Hap, you're back! I was getting scared I'd never see this quest again, thanks for keeping it up, even with RL problems.

>>36065174
>>Yeah, thankfully we were all adults about it.
>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up

Oh, and this too

>>36065174
>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up

>>36065174
>>Yeah, thankfully we were all adults about it.
>>Are we going to need to talk, too?

>>36065260
The frequency of this quest may slow down, when I got home I was told 'I need you to fix my house'

I will run at least once a week, but past that I'll see what I can do.

>>36065174
>eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up

>>36065174
>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up
>Yeah, thankfully we were all adults about it.

>>36065174
>Hey, we put out a fuse before the kegs blew. We're lucky Kat and Beth are both being mature about this, but there'll be more drama as we work things out.

>>36065336
Did you reply 'I may spontaneously lose conciousness while handling heavy objects, and thus it is a very bad idea to do so'?
Because you really should have.

>>36065336
Do what ya gotta do OP, just stay safe and avoid drama.

Writing for:
>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up
>Yeah, thankfully we were all adults about it.

>>36065395
No, I did however comment, 'Well I suppose less stress was a myth.'

>>36065466
Well, at least it's not sixteen hour days fixing very expensive aircraft, right?

>Eh handled it too soon for enough powder to build up
>Yeah, thankfully we were all adults about it.

You shrug and do a casual spin, ‘Eh, handled it too soon for enough powder to build up… plus we were all adults about it.’

Shadow Alex hums, ”I know, it was honestly more boring than I expected. At least if a fight happened make up sex could happen later. Now you have none of that.”

You smirk in response, ‘Make up sex can happen later over less serious shit. A fight over this would have broken the relationship.’

You feel Shadow Alex give a shrug and Kat seems to finally be coming back around.

Kat looks around, frowning once she notices Beth gone, her ears twitch and she has a look of realization, “Oh she went ahead?”

You nod, “Yep, she’s going to shower first, then you so the hot water can build up a little, then I’ll go last.”

You idly wonder what you should get up to after the showers. You could always walk around town, looking for another Demon, surely it won’t take too long, or you could spend the day laying around like a fat cat on sunday. Then again you could always go hang out with John, he normally sends you more messages than this… not that you ever were good with keeping up with that shit.

>Demon hunt. Today is a new day and a new demon to hunt.
>Fat Cat Sunday sounds like a plan.
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.
>Write in

>>36065600
Yeah, at least the days will be less long. The work load is probably the same though. More or less need to replace the interior of a house.

>>36065812
>>Demon hunt. Today is a new day and a new demon to hunt.

>>36065812
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

>>36065812
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

>>36065812
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.
you did get transformed by the demon camping near his house after all

>>36065812
>>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

Vidya games.

>>36065812
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

>>36065812
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

Have we even shown John SA or Kat?

>>36065812
>Demon hunt. today is a new day and a new demon to hunt.
>But first, Beth gets a serious massage and put to bed in our bed so she doesn't cheat on the recovery

>>36065812
>>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.
We should also chat with Beth while Kat is taking her shower.

Calling for
>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

>>36065923
No you have not. You haven't even shown him eyes, or tannage.

>>36065812
>>36065940 here. And also
> Give Beth a massage so she doesn't cheat again.

>>36065923
We haven't even clued him into magic being a thing. But seriously, we need to start with convincing Beth to give up her last reprieve from the insanity of her life before we do any of that.

>>36065955
Look, /tg/is going to go all "secrets are bad lets tell him everything!" on this, but please at least break up the dialogue into smaller chunks so we can try to react if he shuts down or goeson a tear. Please.

>>36066004
I try to put stops where choices would have serious effects on the outcome of what will happen, instead of trying to meet a certain length per update.

Short answer: I can do this for you anon because I am a slut for you all.

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>>36066049

>>36066049
Thankee sai.

>>36066049
Thanks for being a based qm

>>36066049
You know Haphazard, if I ever meet you in real life I'll offer you a blowjob.

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>>36066135

>>36066243
...is there a "TMI" rating reaction image?

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>John has been strangely quiet, go see whats up.

You end up deciding to head to John’s after your shower. He’s been strangely quiet which means something is up.

Kat has laid back onto the the bed with a sigh, “It feels like so much has happened.”

You can’t help but laugh, “No kidding, feels more like a week or two instead of a couple days.”

She laughs, “Yeah, best couple of days yet.”

You smile warmly from your chair, “Well lets make sure they keep on getting better.”

Kat’s silent at that, but you can see her tail twitching happily.

Beth walks in from the shower, changed and dry. Kat hops up from the bed, “Don’t get too comfortable I’ll be fast.”

You make a show of leaning back in your chair as Beth sits on the bed, she has a content look on her face and slightly pink skin… she probably used all the hot water.

It only takes a moment for you to realize that your latest changes, your eyes, tan, and lack of a shadow will probably tip John off that there’s more going on… or you know he could just chalk it up to puking a rainbow. Either way now would probably be a good time to talk to Beth about it if you wanted to before going over there. You’d rather not have to hide from John constantly.

>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.
>Keeping John in the dark for now is probably for the best.
>Write in.

>>36066083
>>36066135
How lewd both of you.

>>36066429
>>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.

>>36066429
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.

>>36066429
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.

>>36066429
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.
Not like I can hide it anyways.

>>36066429
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.
I'd like her take on it if nothing else.

>>36066429
>>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.
>>Give her a massage while talking to her.

>>36066429
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.
At least mention the idea to her, see how she reacts and consider her input.

>>36066429
>Write in
>Offer to give Beth a massage, this may inadvertently help to butter her up to the idea of cluing John in
>Broach the topic of Cluing John in since we aren't going to be able to hide our eyes and lack of shadow forever
>Try to massage her into a relaxed nap

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I shall be back shortly, my stomach announced hunger. 20 min tops.

Please wait warmly.

>>36066585
Well now that you're posting Momi, when are we getting a ferocious wolf girl magical girl? Is it John?

>>36066616
shadow land shenanigans?

>>36066616
We can only hope.

>>36066616
John would make a very cute wolfgirl~

>>36066806
Hell, I'd be keen with a wolf guy.

>>36066832
Named Luke Garou?

knot

>>36066616
I'm not sure a wolf girl would play well with our Kat. Maybe Beth could use a pet? Yeah her dad would be hard to convince, but a loyal guard dog would make his home and his daughter that much safer.

>>36067001
Pretty sure the only reason we keep Kat is because she's so submissive and our parents are hyperchill/magic themselves. likely wouldn't work with Beth at all.

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>>36066857
Couldn't find my other pictures so have the lewd version.

>>36067027
Normally I would agree, but I think if Beth's dad is seriously staying up at night waiting to make sure she makes it home from battling demons, he'd probably be swayable towards any option that significantly increases Beth's chances of survival. The real question is whether Beth would go for it, and honestly the answer to that is probably no. She seems to be a one girl woman, and that girl is Alex.

>>36067073
Glad someone got that joke.

>>36067091
Not to mention wolf person would likely be against it unless they were in pack mentality.

>>36067091
>The real question is whether Beth would go for it, and honestly the answer to that is probably no. She seems to be a one girl woman, and that girl is Alex.
Beth WAS awfully aroused by the idea of a pet catgirl when we called her about Kat... She just prefers to take things slow, and was jealous that Kat is able to be so close to Alex at all times.

>>36066585
So I was off only because they got my order wrong three times. Twice in the same way. Even on the third time it was still wrong but close enough that I said fuck it and took it.

Eating and Calling for
>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.

>>36066616
Momi is pretty chill in that picture, I felt it was related to Alex.

>>36067181
I think Momi is literally chill in that picture, not figuratively chill like Alex is.

>Talk to Beth about letting John know, even if you tell him only about yourself.

“So you know, I was thinking of telling John about myself, the magical girl portion,” you start out, “I mean it’s already a stretch with the whole becoming a girl, but even this additional change, and any further will be hard to explain…” you let that sink in before continuing, “I’d rather not have to hide Kat or myself from John.”

Beth sighs, “I was thinking on that, really, as it stands because he doesn’t know we are almost always off doing whatever without him now... part of that’s the whole dating thing thats going on…” she shrugs, “I wouldn’t be mad if you decided to tell him about yourself, it’s your choice after all.”

“So then what do you want me to tell him about you? That I told you also?” you ask Beth.

She’s silent while she thinks, “Yeah, I don’t think I can fake surprise well enough. I can do worry easily enough.”

Kat walks in mostly dry, shivering, “There wasn’t any hot water left… it was so hard to get everything clean of sweat,” she lays down and starts wrapping covers around herself, occasionally glaring at Beth.

Beth can’t help but smile at this.

You have a moment, while the hot water collects to ask Beth and Kat things.

>You’re headed to John’s, invite them along.
>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.
>Ask something (Write in)

>>36067642
>You’re headed to John’s, invite them along.

>>36067642
>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.
Try saving some hot water for me next time guys.

>>36067642
>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.

>>36067642
>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.

>>36067642
>>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.
Oh, fine, we'll massage Beth later.

>>36067642
>>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.

>>36067642
>Cold shower

Calling for, writing now ish.

>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.

>>36067914
Instead of warming up on the way to John's could we impose on Beth to warm us up as payment for using all the hot water?

>Shower cold, you’ll warm up on the way to John’s.

You stretch and stand up, “I’ll be heading to John’s after this shower, you can stick around and nap if you want. I’m sure Kat would love the warmth right about now.”

Beth shakes her head, “Nah I think I’m going to head home and try to relax while I lament the money needed to fill the tank up.”

You can’t help but grimace at that, gas prices are always killer, “Ahh, yeah. Going to plead for something you can do for money?”

“Probably, I’m running pretty low as it is,” Beth sighs, “Looking forward to seeing you wear my gift before we run again.”

“Ah, right, I’ll… get back to you on that,” you say hesitantly.

Beth pulls you into a hug, “I know, enjoy your cold shower, send me a message if John doesn’t take - actually just send me a message after you talk with John.”

You hug her back, “Cellphones and myself do not get along.”

She laughs, “I know, just when you think about it,” she heads for the door after pulling away, “I’ll talk to y’all later.”

Kat’s reply is muffled from being wrapped in blankets, “See’ya Beth.”

“Take care, and good luck with getting money,” you say following her out.

“I’ll need it, thanks,” Beth turns around once you’re at the front door and pulls you down into a chaste kiss, “Bye Alex.”

You smile warmly at her as she runs off to her car, “Drive safe!” you call after before heading to the bathroom for your cold shower.

The cold water plays hell with your nipples which are hard as daimonds by the time you get out of the shower, even if that was the shortest shower you’ve taken in a long time. You head back into your room, and Kat has promptly taken the time to fall asleep. She’s uncovered to some extent, enough that you can see her face.
1/2

>>36068511

You wonder what you should wear, and realize you haven’t really settled with a standard outfit, haven’t really worn the same thing twice as it stands.

>Sundress
>Skirt and blouse
>Jeans and Shirt
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

This vote is to decide which outfit Alex will default to unless specified.

>>36068529
>Sundress
legs4dayze

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

>>36068529
>>Cutoff shorts and tank top
This is Beth's "gift", right? Anyways, why don't we stop by Beth's after John to give her that massage and see if her dad will let her spend the night tonight? Also, gut truck planning?

>>36068529
>Sundress

>>36068529
>>Cutoff shorts and tank top

Dem legs and all

>>36068529
>Sundress

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

>>36068552
>>36068560
>>36068576
>sharing Beth's gift with John before we share it with Beth
No, stop.

>>36068529
>Jeans and Shirt
no need to confuse him.

>>36068529
>>Sundress

>>36068600

I thought Beth's gift was a crop top and something like hotpants?

>>36068600
Actually hot pants and tube top? I think was Beth's gift I'd have to look again. I don't recall it being everyday type wear.

>>36068600
That isn't Beth's gift.

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

>>36068529
>Sundress

>Sundress
Would vote blouse and skirt but no one else wants it I see.

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top
Best option, no question.

>>36068529
>Cutoff shorts and tank top

Calling votes here. I think Cut off won.

>>36068749
Eight to five for cutoff. Three votes for cutoff broke the tie at the very last moment.

>>36068720
I wanted to, but sundress seemed like best way to counter cutoffs

>>36068771
Which makes the new feature of tracking unique posters interesting: this vote made six people come out of lurking to vote.

>>36068783
/tg/ loves dress up.

>>36068771
Well, I only just got here.

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>>36068783
I'll be honest I have no clue what you're speaking of.

Writing nowish for cutoff shorts and hitting the road to Johns.

>>36068819
Oops, meant to quote>>36068783

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>>36068798
Clothes are serious business, man.

>>36068829
Some people report not being able to see it due to plug ins, but at the bottom right they added a fourth number that tracks unique posters to the number for posts, pictures, and what page the thread is on.

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>>36068862
And now I remember that Hap likes using Meiling pictures. This is literally the only Meiling in a sundress picture I can find, though.

>>36068829
4chan now tracks unique posters per thread, latest 4chanX(ccd0) shows this in the Thread Updater section along with post count/file count/page count.

ie if there are more total votes than unique IPs its an obvious samefag

>>36068909
Does it track all unique posters in a thread or in a certain time? Cause the first one leaves room for samefagging if people have left.

>>36068945
Just how many posts have been posted with differing IPs

>>36068945
Just for the thread. It's not a perfect gauge for tracking samefagging: I bet that if you're travelling while using a cellphone it'll track you as multiple posters.

>>36068862
Ok, so that bottom bat now reads #posts in the thread/#posters in the thread/#pictures posted/#page the three is on?

>>36068979
Oh, I can guarantee that, since every time I get in a car I've got a 50% chance of being banned. Usually for /lit/ oddly enough.

>>36069013
No, it's posts/pictures/unique posters/page number.

>Cutoff shorts and tank top


You stand around naked for a moment before deciding that your cutoff shorts and tank top is going to be what you default to. Shadow Alex seems to have been paying attention as she begins to dress and gropes you while she’s at it. You notice as you look down that you can see strings of magical flowing in a way to form hands and arms that can appear from seemingly anywhere on your body. Shadow Alex notices this and waves before leaving you fully dressed.

”I love the price for that one, its enjoyable, plus I hear massaging them makes them grow,” Shadow Alex sounds content.

You head for the front door and begin your walk to John’s, ‘Please we both know that’s probably bullshit.’

”Sure, in most cases, but not everyone gets groped by magic hands,” she counters.

You find you don’t really have a response to that, and Shadow Alex takes that as a sign for her victory. She’s got an awfully smug feeling as you start to think about how you’ll tell John about this whole magical girl business.

The easiest way would be to show him, but that might be a bit blunt and freak him out…. granted he did see you puke a rainbow and turn into a girl. That said it might be better to do hypotheticals, and see how he’d react before you just tell him, gives you enough time to bullshit saying you were thinking cause of all the shit happening to you or something, or you could just be straight with him and tell him how it is.


Though you could just wait and see if anything is up, and figure out why he is messaging you less than normal.

”You sound like a jealous girlfriend when you phrase it like that,” Shadow Alex is clearly amused.
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>>36069346

You frown at that, trying to come up with a retort.

>Demonstration, this’ll be the easiest way.
>Hypothetical, beat around the bush with easiest escape.
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
And:
>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.
>The sooner we cover this the better.

2077/2000 post limit.

>>36069356
>>Demonstration, this’ll be the easiest way.
Really, all we need to do is point at our lack of shadow.
>>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.

>>36069346
>‘Please we both know that’s probably bullshit.’
Well, it doesn't stimulate growth, but it does stimulate lactation, which causes growth. So.
I'm sure Kat would appreciate a source of fresh milk.
>>36069356
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
and
>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.

>>36069356
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
>sooner the better

>>36069356
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
>The sooner we cover this the better.

>>36069356
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.

>>36069356
>Straight forward, backed up by a demonstration if necessary.
>Wait to see if something's up with him, if he needs help of something.

Be a good friend first, then sit him down and fuck over his peaceful existence.

>>36069356
>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
>The sooner we cover this the better.

>>36069356
>Hypothetical
>Wait to see
Don't want to seem pushy, but maybe throw in a good old 'always there if you need me' thing.

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>>36069388
>Well, it doesn't stimulate growth, but it does stimulate lactation, which causes growth. So.
>I'm sure Kat would appreciate a source of fresh milk.

>>36069443
You understand, anon, you understand.

>>36069356
>Demonstration, this’ll be the easiest way.
>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.

Am I the only one who feels a bit awkward that we have a bunch of bras that we're never going to use (except in certain circumstances) thanks to no-bra Anon? The argument is completely sensible and I agree with them, but now we have a bunch of undergarments that will forever remain in Shadow Alex's closet.

>>36069565
Wear them for sexytimes.

Calling vote for:
>Straight forward and Wait to see

Writing soonish correct me if I counted wrong

>>36069565
I'm think of them as datewear. Should be fine.

>>36069622
Nope, that's a good count.

>>36069615
>>36069624
Fair enough. We also have that pair of see throughs (are those Beth's "gift"?...)

>>36069651
Those are not a gift from Beth though they were bought by us in anticipation of having sexyfuntimes. Beth got us our gift in thread 4, there was a picture associated with it that I'm not going to try to describe. Should still be in the archive.

>Straight forward, honesty works most of the time.
>Wait to see if somethings up with him, if he needs help or something.

‘I would have been worried before, you know?’ you shake your head.

You feel Shadow Alex shrug as you walk to John’s, you walk through the same park that started this all, and get the feeling another demon will be showing up here again soonish. You really have no way to gauge what soon is though, you shake your head and continue on the way.

John’s house is still intact, something it has you to be thankful for… even if you would have been indirectly responsible. You’re about to knock when you hear a crack of plates hitting the floor and John cursing loudly enough for even you to hear clearly outside of the home, “Come here you little shit!”

John doesn’t have any pets and as such it makes you wonder if he picked up a stray or if something else has happened… it also makes you wonder if you shouldn’t just try the door, or if you should knock and wait for John. He wouldn’t be mad if you did the former, unless he’s trying to hide something that is.

>Knock, and wait. Something is obviously up.
>Try the door, it might be unlocked. John probably won’t be mad.
>Check windows, see if you can spot shit inside.
>Write in

>>36070025
>>Try the door, it might be unlocked. John probably won’t be mad.
Be the whacky sitcom neighbor!

>>36070025
>Check windows, see if you can spot shit inside.
... did we not bring Kat?

>>36070025
>Try the door, it might be unlocked. John probably won’t be mad.

>>36070025
>Knock, and wait. Something is obviously up.

>>36070025
>Try the door, it might be unlocked. John probably won’t be mad.

>>36070062
She's taking a Kat nap. Though we should introduce Kat and John when we get a chance.

>>36070062
I take it you missed the part where Kat decided to take a nap on our bed after Beth left and we decided to let her sleep?

>>36065174
I just came to say, the chick in the OP fills that sweater wonderfully

>>36070025
>Knock, and wait. Something is obviously up.

I know it isn't winning. I'm still voting for it.

>>36070148
There's still time, and walking in doesn't have a very big lead at all.

>>36070025
>Knock, and wait. Something is obviously up.

Looks like a split vote between Knocking and Walking In. And unsure if Hap fell asleep.

>>36070471
Yep

in hind sight running quest while laying in bed was probably a bad idea

calling and counting votes

writing soonish

>>36070529
pffff

>>36070529
Coin flip between votes or combine? I could see "knock, wait for a while to see if he answers, then walk on in".

>>36070529
Tie breaker required post number only linking back to this post ten minute cut off

1 for Knocking and wait
2 for try the door

>>36070575
2

>>36070575
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>>36070575
2

>>36070575
1

>>36070575
1

>>36070575
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>>36070575
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>>36070575
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>>36070575
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>>36070575
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>>36070627 >>36070641 >>36070644 >>36070661 >>36070675 >>36070696

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>>36070599 >>36070632 >>36070651

Writing now ish

>>36069742
I can't find anything about it in thread 4, mind elaborating?

>>36070849
I think they're talking about the Flash Gordon outfit? I'm also having problems finding out, myself.

Hey, so I just realized that we have sufficient funds now but no one has suggested we make an effort towards getting Kat a proper collar. After this, assuming we aren't wrapped up in some John related side quest for the record, I'd be fine with that if it happens we get on that.

>>36070963
We literally got the money last thread and have had no opportunity to do anything at all, let alone go shopping for the second time in as many days.

>>36070963
We also need to get something for Beth, can't ignore her after all this drama

>>36070963
Actually, I kind of want to see if we can somehow get the gut truck or some kind of food stand idea going on to generate more money for us and the others. We can save a bit first, then when we have a bit of extra revenue we can spend it on our girl and our pet.

>>36070984
I think Beth needs a gift less than a little romance and solo time with us. I'm not necessarily opposed, but since she said she wanted to slow things down a bit between us I don't really have any ideas for what would be appropriate right now. If you do I'm all ears though.

>>36070998
That will take a shit load of investment.

Still a great idea though.

>>36070998
I like the idea, but aside from burning a Wish I don't see us getting the mid-upper five figure investment capital for a used food truck...

>>36071049
the food truck is a brilliant idea. We should talk to our parents about ideas on how to get that started. I'm not saying that we have to borrow money from them but they might have some ideas on how to make that kind of investment.

>Knock, and wait. Something is obviously up.

You briefly consider just trying the door, but if it is a stray he picked up it may make a break for it. So instead you knock and wait. You hear another clatter as some pans hit the ground and after a few minutes John finally answers the door, he barely opens it a crack.

“Look Alex, nows… not really the best time can you come back la-” he grimaces as you hear a smaller voice female voice shout from behind him.

“Just give in and make the deal already! If you don’t I’ll keep breaking your shit!”

John grimaces and turns away from the door giving chase again, “Fucking hell if you would just stop moving this could all be solved!”

You hum as you realize you might not have to explain shit, you follow John inside closing the door behind you. John’s chasing around what must be a ‘tsukaima’ as Kat called it, she’s no more than a foot tall, she has short black hair, wolf like ears and a bushy tail, she also is very good at running and breaking shit.

John see’s you watching his efforts, “Look since you’ve already seen it and not freaked out can you help me fucking catch the shit. It’s broken way too much shit as in.”

As if to emphasize his point she tips a vase off of the countertop, “I’ll stop and fix it all if you just make the deal.”

“I’m not going to make your fucking deal shit, just fix it already and go,” John lets a frustrated sigh go.

“How can you not want to get back to your original gender, I felt the magic in your bathroom!” it shouts back at him.

“Because I am my original gender! Alex here is the one who puked that shit up!” John growls at the girl.

“Oh, well that explains the curious lack of any lasting magic on you…” she bows before him, “Sorry, you should still make the deal though.”

You know, there's a small problem with this food truck plan.

Alex's hair is crazy-long.

>>36071141

“I’m not going to make the deal, I have what I want already,” John lets an exasperated sigh out.

>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.
>John you look like you’re about to bust an artery.
>Write in.

>>36071160
>Call Tenka, STRONGEST OF CATS, to teach this literal and figurative bitch a lesson.

>>36071151
hair nets exist for a reason or you could not worry about it and I won't either; some hand waving can be done

>>36071141
hahaha
what
>>36071160
>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.
>Summon TENKA
Shit son, double contract time?

>>36071160
>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
Also; Chill, boss, chill~

>>36071160
>>36071185
This

>>36071160
>>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.

And Summon the greatest Cat

Also
>“I’m not going to make the deal, I have what I want already,” John lets an exasperated sigh out.
What does he have?

>>36071160
>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.
>summon Tenka to put this tsukaima in its place.

>>36071227
>>“I’m not going to make the deal, I have what I want already,” John lets an exasperated sigh out.
>What does he have?
Friends, video games, the guy he's had a crush on for years turned into a girl so he doesn't feel weird about crushing on a dude.

>>36071160
>Well this explains the radio silence on your end
>Ask wolf girl for her name, then ask if she's actually explained the whole magic thing or if she's just been running around breaking shit
>Sit John down and actually explain everything, Transform for him if he's skeptical

Under no circumstances do we summon Tenka. Clearly these two have a history, or will retroactively agree on a past history when they meet, and that could be more chaos.

>Scratch that Summon the Tenka!

>>36071254
>Clearly these two have a history
Where the flying fuck do you get that from?

>>36071240
Actually, not that we're a chick and admitted we have no intention of swapping back to our original gender and we started dating Beth I'm betting John finally moved on. He just doesn't find us attractive now, and that fine, we're still his wingman.

>>36071270
You missed the "or will retroactively agree on a history" bit right? I'm just hoping for a certain level of comedy/crazy where the Partners are involved.

Calling for:
>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.
>Call TENKA, THE CAT WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CATS.

Might be a longer write period than usual. People just home from work and are bugging me.

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>>36071281
>He just doesn't find us attractive now,
Please, with those legs?

>Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me
>Shit this is as good a time as any, I made a deal with one of those things.
>Call TENKA, THE CAT WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CATS.

You can’t help but smile, “Well that explains why you haven’t been messaging me.”

John shoots you a glare, “Not like you ever reply anyways, shit usually you just show up like you did just now.”

“I’m bad with cellphones you know that,” you shrug in response.

“Alex no one but you will look at a message and walk over to that person's house then reply, seriously thats a you thing,” John sighs, already cooling down now that you’re distracting him from the tsukaima.

“Yo’ I usually only check my phone once I’m on the way, I only vaguely guessed that you haven’t been messaging me because I haven’t felt it vibrate,” you shrug, “Side’s I ended up being right.”

“For once,” John can’t but shake his head and smile.

“I’ve been right more than that,” you defend yourself.

“Not when it comes to this,” John taunts, “Really.”

You shrug, “Shit I guess now’s a good as time as any really.”

“For what?” John asks, then grimaces, “... are you really about to say what I think?”

“Probably,” you shrug, “I made a deal with one of those things, though Tenka is infinitely more awesome than that shit.”

“Tenka is a doping mother fucking asshole! Just because fucking Catnip doesn’t work on me doesn’t mean he can take it!” The wolf like girl shouts from the countertop.

You can’t help but raise an eyebrow at this, but otherwise ignore it.

John sighs, “Are you serious right now Alex? She told me you can die if you’re not careful.”

>Yeah, pretty serious. It’s not that bad.
>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.
>I could die doing anything, this isn’t the only shit that can kill you.
>Write in

Tenka on hold because reasons, corner writing haphazard has returned.

>>36071909
>Yeah, pretty serious. It’s not that bad.

>>36071909
>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.
>But seriously, you probably don't want to take or make a deal, don't let it bully you into that

>>36071950
Seconding
It is entirely doable, but all sorts of stuff to go along with it, and bullying you is in no way commendable for a tsukaima to consider instead of actually giving you proper information.

>>36071909
>Write in
Yeah, this shits really and it absolutely is dangerous. But it's also important, and doing the job helps keep people that aren't already caught up in this mess safe. Look, I'm not going to lie, you could get hurt. You could get turned into a girl. A monster. Worse. I'm not going to think less of you for walking away, but John, this, right now, is one of those moments that will define you for the rest of your life. Yes you are being asked to wade head first into unknown danger, but it's also a chance to make the difference in so many people's lives. Look, you should probably take some time to seriously think it over, because I don't think they leave these kinds of offers open for too long.

Now you, wolfy! In my presence you will refrain from insulting my partner, or I will take offense.

>>36071909
>>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.
>>But seriously, you probably don't want to take or make a deal, don't let it bully you into that

>>36071909
>>36071950
>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.
>But seriously, you probably don't want to take or make a deal, don't let it bully you into that

>>36071909
>Make sure she explained the whole Changes thing. And Wishes.

>>36071909
>Yeah, pretty serious. It’s not that bad.
>I could die doing anything, this isn’t the only shit that can kill you.

>But seriously, you probably don't want to take or make a deal, don't let it bully you into that

And now it's time for me to sleep: don't do anything I wouldn't do.

>>36071909
>Yeah, pretty serious. It’s not that bad.
>If you don't want something so bad you're basically willing to sell your soul to get it, you probably shouldn't make the deal.

>>36071909
>I've already lost my shadow, and that's just the start of it. Death is only one of my concerns. On the bright side, I actually get to help people.
>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.

>>36071909
>Yeah, pretty serious. It’s not that bad.
>I could die doing anything, this isn’t the only shit that can kill you.
>Bitch don't talk shit about TENKA

>>36071909
Bitch, TENKA has THE STRENGTH OF TEN CATS, and you've got the strength of one fucking wolf,

Well, guess what, one wolf ain't shit, bitch.

Calling votes here, was in other room helping with some shit.

Writing soonish once I count votes

>>36072545
I lied counting seems to be beyond me. I think its:

>Yeah, pretty serious, but its not that bad.
and
>It's actually pretty fun, you know? I think thats just me though.

counting beyond me for some reason

>>36072719
Might want to work writeins in somewhere.

>>36072747
Write ins are always an option.
They just have to be good enough to be taken.

>>36072747
A lot of write in's tend to expand on the options I put up so I steal wording and give none of the credit. Shhh don't tell the write in authors, I'd be sad if they stopped.

>>36072778
I feel so... violated. Do it more.

>Yeah, pretty serious, but it’s not that bad.
>It’s actually pretty fun, you know? I think that’s just me though.

You’ve got a confident smile on your face, “Pretty serious, but it’s not that bad.”

“... so fighting something that might kill you isn’t that bad? you really have changed,” John shakes his head.

“Not as much as you think really, for one people go hunting game that can kill them all the time, for two I’m actually pretty good at this whole… magical girl thing,” you shrug, “Hell I’d even say its fun, you know?”

John frowns at you as you continue, “Though I think that one might just be me.”

“So if its not that bad, its pretty fun?” John starts leading you with his questions, “Then why have you changed past being a girl yeah? Wasn’t it easy?”

“Ah this,” you point to your eyes, then behind you to emphasize your lack of shadow, “Was from me fucking reality mostly. The tipping point was a demon, though. So I’ll give you that.”

“So how is it pretty easy if you force changes on yourself… aren’t you moving further from becoming a guy again?” John is getting frustrated.

“John, sure this shit can be difficult, shit happens, thats just how it is, sure its dangerous. Whatever you know? It’s important, if someone doesn’t do it, people die… shit I guess the best comparison is being a cop. Shits dangerous but someones gotta do it,” you run a hand through your hair, “You know, if you have doubts I’ve the answer you need. Walk away man, doubts’ll probably end up with you or me dead… none of us want that.”

“If you’r-” John starts before you interrupt him.

“Seriously, man. Walk away from this if you have doubts, don’t do something for me because you feel guilt or some shit.”

“If you make a deal any wish will be yours, variable costs apply of course,” the wolf girl says, “So really make a deal you can help your friend out. She obviously needs it.”
1/2

>>36073010

You glare at the wolf girl wondering if this is the best time to release TENKA your MIGHTIEST OF PARTNERS.

You cringe as you realize your thoughts are even starting to shout like he does when thinking of him.

>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>Not yet, TENKA must have the MOST GRAND ENTRANCE.
And
>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.
>Give it a while John, this isn’t something you should decide on a whim.
>If you make this deal, don’t do it on my account.
>Write in

>>36072803
No, why you might ask? Because I'm into denial play.

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>Give it a while John, this isn’t something you should decide on a whim.

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.

Honestly, it wasn't his fault this happen and we got people helping us already. If anything him being... well him would help in all this craziness. Being rock of sorts.

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.

>>36073060
>Honestly, it wasn't his fault this happen and we got people helping us already. If anything him being... well him would help in all this craziness. Being rock of sorts.
This, make sure to use this.

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.

And call Beth. We should have called her anyway and this is a situation neither of us thought about. She's been longer in this buisness aswell.

>>36073019
>>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>>If you make this deal, don’t do it on my account.

>>36073121
>And call Beth. We should have called her anyway and this is a situation neither of us thought about. She's been longer in this buisness aswell.
This, put her on speaker

>>36073019
>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
And
>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.
also
>And call Beth. We should have called her anyway and this is a situation neither of us thought about. She's been longer in this buisness aswell.
furthermore
>Honestly, it wasn't his fault this happen and we got people helping us already. If anything him being... well him would help in all this craziness. Being rock of sorts.

>>36073209
>>36073121
Umm considering Beth still doesn't want to be outed as a MG. That's kinda of bad and bullshit to pull right now with John here.

>>36073222
Yeah remember how she said not to tell him about her anons?

>>36073222
She didn't want to be outed to a normal. This situation is completely different and it makes no sense to hold the knowledge back from John.
But we CAN ask her, in private, before putting her through to John. I doubt she'll refuse, but common courtesy won't hurt.

I think I need to call it here, I had actually hit full sleep till my laptop froze and make a horrible screech from the music. Normally I would go longer but I think I'm still tired from the cross country drive.

So for as long as I am awake I will answer:
>Questions/Comments/Concerns

Anything too meta I'll try not to get into like current discussion no matter how much I want to poke the fire.

>>36073295
Knot when?

>>36073295
thanks for the thread Hap, whens the next?

>>36073344
Next thread I can be sure of is Sunday. It may happen sooner, it may not. Start time same as today at 1900CT ish.

>>36073321
Maybe? I hardly know where things will go inside of a thread let alone thread to thread.

>>36073295
Thanks for the thread

>>36073222
I'm with >>36073269

That's why I included that "situation we didn't think about" stuff. I thought that would haven been clear.

But yeah we can go like "Hey Beth, i told you about how I became a magical girl right? Guess what: John got an offer aswell."

>>36073388
Thanks for running

>>36073019
>>Summon TENKA MIGHTIEST OF CATS, remove bad influence.
>>Look John seriously, you said you had what you wanted already. Leave it at that.
If he had wanted to he would have accepted by now. If he's that worried we can say we have a girl that's part cat helping us, so we don't have to out Beth.

> “So how is it pretty easy if you force changes on yourself… aren’t you moving further from becoming a guy again?” John is getting frustrated.

John is officially the person most upset over us becoming a girl. Not even we're that mad.