>>36129492
>call mina

>>36129492
>>call mina

>>36129492
>>call charlotte

Also, tell Overshine to stop sending you nightmares.

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In an instant, my eyes snap open and I sit up in my bed. The eason for such an abrupt awakening? I just had yet ANOTHER nightmare. At least I'm getting used to them by now so it's not like I screamed myself awake or anything like that.

No, this morning's traumatic wake-up event was Gabrielle stabbing me in the stomach with her stuffed cat's ears and turning my insides into tissue. At least this time the nightmare ended with something stupid... usually it's stuff like Charlotte flipping out and gutting Theresa or ripping Mina's throat out, that kind of thing. Horrible bloody imaginary violence against the people I love.

And every single time, I find myself just as terrified as if such a thing was happening in real life! Go me!

In hopes of cheering myself up, I walk over to my windowsill and check on my plants... my baby cactus is nice and pointy and my catnip's doing well and the other flowers seem to be progressing nicely too. To be honest, I wouldn't mind just staying in here all day and tending to these guys.

But I do have things to do and a surprisingly active social life and all that so I guess I ought to get dressed. First things first though, maybe I should call Mina and tell her about that stuff that Irene told me last night...


>call mina
>call charlotte
>call theresa
>call nobody

>>36129549
>call Mina
>Text Theresa

>>36129549
>>call mina
really arch you did not need to delete that post

>>36129492
>>36129549
You know this is the first time I've ever caught one of the typos before he deletes the post

>>36129549
>call mina

>>36129549
Text Charlotte and try to get Gabrielle's contact details.
Text Mina

Arch, if we decide to have words with over shine, how much can you divulge to us about that song and dance to us, from a player perspective?

>>36130093
Not sure what you mean by that.


>writing

>>36130093
I'm so good at proof reading -_-

>>36130114
For starters, the danger of bad end-ing if we decide to chat directly, and if it can bad end, the difficulty of avoiding said bad end(s).

>>36130114
If /tg/ is able to talk to Overshine, will we be able to ask it about the Nightmares, about the nicknames it gives to branches, about REMOVE, about pervert, and about why Overshine seems so unhappy all the time

>>36130239
Not quite what I was getting at. I'm more concerned with wether over shine will be like forest witch and attempt to assume direct control.

>>36130239
Do you really think Gabby will turn our inside to tissue? That will be like turning us into a stuffed doll.

Oh wait.

Shit.

>>36130114
I think he's asking how we would go about dealing with Overshinetalking to us.

I personally don't mind as long as it keeps plays nice with the people we like and doesn't start taking CC out for joyrides like othertheresa dose.

>>36130284
Grand Theft Pizzabutt

>>36130232
>>36130239
>>36130278
>>36130284

Ah. There are ways to talk to it directly, though you'd have to ask someone else about how it's done.

There's also the matter of why she'd want to.

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>>36130392
My nickname is spreading.

>>36130468
I'm personally suspecting that Shiny-Shiny is the source of nightmares, so there's at least one topic to talk about.

>>36130477
Is it the acne?

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>>36130531
You know experiencing felonies can cause stress that leads to nightmares.

I doubt arch has, our he would probably make her nightmares MUCH worse.

>>36130539
I'll have you know Pizzabutt has a 10/10 bubblebutt.

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>>36130612
>experiencing felonies can cause stress that leads to nightmares.
>experiencing felonies
I know what you're trying to say, but what you actually said comes off as very silly.

>>36130468
Do Joshua and Theresa talk directly, or is that something different?

Why? Are we aware, in character, that over shine isn't always in agreement with our actions? If that isn't just meta knowledge, so that we can talk about our actions, rather than just pissing it off in silence.

After putting on a pair of pajama pants since this morning's kind of chilly, I walk over to my desk and pick up my phone.

Scroll down... there it is. Mina.

Alright, I just hit "send." Now to wait

and wait

and wait

and wait.

I'm going to be mad if her voicemail picks up, there's no way she's busy this early in the morning.

>[1/?]

>>36130641
Assplain the nickname, please.

>>36130898
CC has talked directly to Overshine. All the openings where it has been bitching about this or that have been addressed directly to her.

>>36130933
I was afraid we were sending a text for a moment.

These nightmares are specifically about Gabrielle killing us and Charlotte killing Theresa and Mina? It's Overshine, it's inflicting these nightmares upon us. It apparantly has some deep rooted hatred of the Gauthier family and is trying to convice us that they'll kill us and our friends someday.

>>36130960
Arch has said that those aren't over shine talking to CC, they're more like monologs.

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>>36130933
>[2/2]

I'm going to be mad if her voicemail picks up, there's no way she's busy this early in the morning.

"...hello?" I finally hear Mina's sleepy voice coming from the other side of the line. "The hell're you calling so early for, Cecile?"
"You were sleeping?" I ask.
"YeS I was sleeping!" she groans. "I was up until four in the morning playing videogames!"

Oops.

"So what'd you call me for?" Mina asks.


>how do I respond?

>>36131000
Well that makes things difficult, because we don't know how much CC knows about Overshine not taking a shine on her actions.

>>36131064
> let's rub dicks
Not really. Whatever people wanted to call her for.

>>36131086
Overshine does pop in occasionally to basically say "ur a faget" then it fucks off again, CC has reacted to it a few times.

>>36131086
I think it has spoken to us a couple times in game, though

>>36131064
Tell her about the call we got from Irene.

Leave out the bit where Gauthier sent them a picture claiming credit for Leo, lets see what Charlotte has to say about that first.

>>36131064
"I had a funny dream..."

"Yeah maybe it wasn't so funny after all."

(I'm reaching, I voted for Char.)

>>36131064
I don't get that picture, why is Mina sitting in a giant donut?

>>36131064
>how do I respond?
MINA, BRANCH VAMPIRES ARE ATTACKING THE CITY!

That should wake her up.

Then tell her about what Irene told us about the spooky probably-branch-related attacks which totally don't involve vampires.

>>36131222
We should text that to Theresa.

Then she will get a vampire hunter outfit made and hopefully she will be so absorbed in making the outfit she will miss the vampire invasion.

>>36131220
The artist was eating donuts while she drew it.
I'm not complaining


>writing

>>36131260
I like you.

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"I called you because Branch vampires are attacking the city!" I shout.
"W- what!?" Mina screams.

And then I hear the sound of her phone dropping and a lot of crashing in the background. Mmmmaybe I kind of overdid it with that joke.

"Cecile!" Mina calls out a few seconds later after picking her phone back up. "W- where are these vam..."
"I was just joking," I sigh. "Sorry, I wanted to wake you up and I guess that was a bit much."
"I am going to hit you so hard the next time I see you," she growls.


>[1/?]

>>36131591
Only half joking, we don't know that it ISN'T vampires.

>>36131591
>Arch actually did it.

Good on you.

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>>36131591
Mina a best.

>>36131591
>[2/2]

I think this is a new record for how quick I was at pissing her off.

"So you called just to troll me," Mina says.
"No," I shake my head. "I called because Irene called me last night a-"
"Wait, you mean the chick who was with that fuckhead who tried to kill us!?"
"...yeah...?"
"Why in the world would you even TALK to that girl!?"

Flashing back to what happened back then, I can totally understand why Mina would feel like this... but Irene hasn't done anything wrong herself, and I don't really have anything against her. Just the company she keeps.


>try and defend the irene
>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>>36131865
She never had a chance. We apparently fucked up that relationship in the first few threads.

>>36131903
>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>>36131903
>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>>36131903
>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>>36131915
Nobody but Charlotte had a chance.

>>36131903
[x] just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

Bridge is burnt. We are on the other side. We will hide a secret fondness for our bitch biter in our heart.

>>36131903
>>try and defend the irene
...but get to the point

>>36131903
>>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>>36131903
>just get to the point, mina can think whatever she wants

>writing

>>36131915
You didn't even fuck up the relationship, you just friendzoned her as hard as you could as early-on as you could.

Whatever, I didn't call Mina so I could argue with her. She can think whatever she wants.

"I talked to her because she called me," I say. "And I figured that it'd take something really serious for her to even bother to do that."
"Well was it?" Mina asks.
"Yeah..." I sigh.

And then I give her the rundown of all that stuff that Irene told me about last night... minus the whole "Charlotte's father sending them a picture of the guy who I murdered" thing. It's probably not the best news to hear first thing in the morning, but I want Mina to be careful so I pretty much have a duty to tell her.


>[1/?]

>>36132418
>[2/2]

"...so there's a serial murderer running around the city," Mina says. "And they have some kind of Branch power."
"There's only been one victim so far so I couldn't call it a serial killer' yet," I reply, "and the Branch thing is just Irene's suspicion."
"Still, though," Mina sighs. "I thought we were done with all of this shit after... you know."
"Yeah, I get what you mean."

I don't want to deal with superpowered murderers any more than Mina does.

"So what now?" Mina asks. "You wanna try and find this killer person?"
"Wh... what...!?" I gasp.


>with great power blah blah blah
>no no absolutely no

>>36132619
>with great power comes eye lasers

>>36132619
>with great power blah blah blah

>>36132619
>no no absolutely no

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>>36132619
>no no absolutely no
Nope.
Irene's here for a reason. Let her handle it.

Gabrielle's still here, best to not go looking for trouble while company is in town.

>>36132637
I thought it was with great power comes cool red goggles.

>>36132619
[x] no no absolutely no

I want to play the reluctant hero!

>>36132619
>no no absolutely no

>>36132619
>>with great power blah blah blah
ask Charlotte about it before actually going full Scooby and the Gang

>>36132619
>>no no absolutely no
no no no no no no no.

>>36132619
>>no no absolutely no
We're so done playing a kaiju... kite... ka-whatever.

>>36132619
>with great power blah blah blah
>But we're not playing superhero or anything

>writing

>>36132619
>no no absolutely no

Let's see if the magic church police can actually do their job for once.

Anyway, one guy dead does not a public safety crisis make, there will always be time to jump on the witch hunt wagon later once we're sure that there are in fact witches to be hunted.

"You said that the guy was killed by a stab wound," Mina says, "and stabbing doesn't work on me... I was thinking that I could be the front attacker and you stay in the back line and shots lasers, it'll be a teamwork thing!"
"No," I say, closing my eyes. "No no no no no no absolutely not."
"But-"
"Are you crazy!?" I shout. "It wasn't even a month ago that I got kidnapped and we both saw all that... stuff, and now you're want to VOLUNTARILY run back out into the unknown and try to catch a murderer!?"
"With great power comes great re-"
"OH MY GOD."

It's taking all my willpower to keep from chucking my phone across the room.

>[1/?]

Who will be Cecile's Uncle Ben?

>>36132940
CC will be a hero when Char does tragically to an evil branch user.

We will then be the most ruthless mafia head.

>>36132895
>[2/2]

"Wilhelmina, you are not seriously trying to use a movie quote to justify risking both of our lives," I say, clutching my forehead.
"It was actually a comic," Mina replies, "but if you're really against it then I guess I won't do it," she sighs. "It's too dangerous to do by myself."
"It's too dangerous to do AT ALL."

Does she have a death wish?

"Anyways, there's no point in running off to try and handle this stuff ourselves," I say. "Irene's supposed to be part of some magic police people or whatever so let's just leave this up to her."
"If you say so..."


>say goodbye
>talk to the mina about ___

>>36132986
>>talk to the mina about ___

[x] Make her promise to not be a Theresa.

>>36132986
Who do you think we just killed?

>>36132986
>>talk to the mina about ___
going shopping with gabby

>>36132986
>talk to the mina about ___
Theresa

>>36132986
>talk to the mina about ___

Gabrielle, tell her just how adorable our new little sister is.

>>36132986
>say goodbye

>>36132986
>>say goodbye

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>>36132986
Oh boy I hope you like suffering as much as I do!

>>36133035
>>36133017
Is that like rubbing salt in her wound?

>>36133096
no why would you think that

meh. tie.

>tell her about the gabrielle
>say goodbye

>>36133115
>>tell her about the gabrielle

>>36133115
>tell her about the gabrielle

>>36133115
>tell her about the gabrielle

>>36133115
>>tell her about the gabrielle

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>>36133115
>tell her about the gabrielle
Pic related

>>36133115
>>tell her about the gabrielle

>writing

I don't want to end this phonecall on a sour note, that'll end up putting both of us in bad moods. But what should I... oh yeah!

"Mind if I chaange the subject?" I ask.
"Uh, okay?" Mina replies.
"So I was visiting Charlotte last night..."
"...and you finally went all the way?"
"NO!" I shout.

Why does she always have to make dirty jokes!?

>[1/?]

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>>36133342

"ANYWAYS," I continue, "I was visiting Charlotte last night and it turns out that her little sister's in town!"
"Huh?" Mina sounds kind of surprised. "Charlotte's..."
"Yeah, her adoptive father's daughter," I say. "Her name's Gabrielle and she's just so incredibly cute oh my god!"

I'm squealing like a fangirl here... but this is Mina that I'm talking to. There's no need for me to try and keep up appearances.

"Seriously, I was -this- close to trying to take her home with me"! I laugh.
"Sounds like Charlotte has some competition," Mina replies.

>[2/?]

>>36133420
Well the age gap between us and gabrielle is almost the same as the age gap between us and charlotte

>>36133420

"Very funny," I sigh.
"Well you're going on and on about how adorable she is," Mina replies.
"Because she is!" I giggle. "And the way that she and Charlotte act towards each other is just so cute... anyways, I offered to show her around town after Charlotte's hospital visit tomorrow and I was wondering if you could come along."
"...you're not trying to set me up, are you?" she asks.
"Gabrielle's twelve," I reply.
"You're not trying to set me up, are you?"

Ew.

>[3/?]

>>36133447
Wait, really?

Char is cradle robbing isn't she?

>>36133585
Gabrielle is 12, we're 16, Charlotte's 19
So it's 4 years compared to 3, but we don't know the months, so it might actually be much closer than that.

>>36133560
Ask her if she is into younger girls.

>>36133585
Charlotte is 19, Cecile is 16. It's only a three-year difference.
not that I give a damn about age differences

>>36133617
good taste

>>36133560
>[4/4]

"Yeah, I'll go with you," Mina says. "Might as well meet your future sister-in-law."
"C'mon, cut that out," I mumble.

Great, now I'm blushing.

"So was that all?" Mina asks. "I gotta pee and I'm not about to bring the phone in with me."
"Ew, go," I say. I'll talk to you later."
"Byee!"

After Mina hangs up the phone, I get a nice long stretch in before heading to the door.


>shower time
>call ___
>foods time
>[other]

>>36133617
>>36133604
Not too bad then. Although Char looks so much more mature than we do.

>>36133730
>>call Char

Try to contain urge to hug Gabby over the phone.

>>36133730
>>shower time

>>36133730
>Text Othersa.

>>36133767
Shower while texting Otheresa, get sexually assaulted.

>>36133730
>shower time

>>36133730
>call Char
She should probably be informed that there is hinky Branch stuff going on.

>>36133817
"Hey Char we know what you did last night."

>>36133730
>shower time
>Then call char, and talk to her about the murder guy, Irene, and her father sending the messsage

>>36133848
Not us?

>writing

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"Oh yeah..." I mumble as I do a U-turn from the door to my dresser and pull out some stuff to wear. I used to just walk from the shower in my underwear, but Allison's roulette of boyfriends quickly made that a Bad Idea.

After I have my clothes all in order, I carry them into the bathroom and place them on the sink, then turn on the bathtub faucet.

Oh yeah, that steam hits the spot. I can feel the drowsiness just melting away.

>[1/?]

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>>36134111
>[2/2]

Focusing on the shower head, I place a little sphere of light at its base so that all the water that streams through it is all sparkly. This might be a waste of my power, but it's fun so I don't really care.

Sparkly light show shower... it's both fun and refreshing!

Once I'm all nice and clean, I step out of the shower and get dried off, then put on my clothes. I kind of wanted to wear the dress that Charlotte gave me today, but eh. I'll save that for when we show Gabrielle around tomorrow.


>time to eats
>time to phones

>>36134288
>time to eats

>>36134288
DO NOT PUT CIRNO IN A BATH --- THE WATER WILL FREEZE AND SHE WILL GET STUCK --- GET HER OUT OF THE BATH NOW --- FUCK YOU ARE DUMB

>>36134288
>Sparkly light show shower... it's both fun and refreshing!

I like to think this line came from overshine. 90% psycho killing machine, 10% lover of silly light shows.

>>36134288
>time to phones

Rolled 4, 13 = 17 (2d20)

>>36134288
am nam nam nam nam nam nam

>>36134288
>>time to eats

>>36129302
>False Dendrite Quest
it's been so long since last time, arch
let's do this!

>writing

>>36134534
>it's been so long since last time, arch
Yesterday is a long time?

>>36134288
time to phones, while preparing breakfast

>>36134534
nicker it was yesterday, what you talkin' about "so long" faqqot. More like "so long gay browser"

>>36134288
>time to eats

Breakfast is the foundation of a successful day.

Not to mention that no crisis that could be prevented by our phone call could possibly occur in the time it takes us to eat breakfast, right? Yeah.

>>36134558
>nicker it was yesterday
double nicker it's been three months at least since i've been in a live thread
my sleep cycle is fucked up again and I couldn't be happier

It is our free day off.

Do we
1) Try to repair the relationship with Theresa
2) Go with Minna and have fun planning the date
3) Go to Char and be adorable

>>36134594
>nicker

is that the new Nigger/Monica?

>>36134600
2)
Also I kind of want to bullshit with Irene a bit just to see if any plothooks opened up on that side of the canon.

>>36134288
>>time to phones

>>36134626
How are you so sure we're in a canon? We might be going full AU.

>>36134626
If our goal is to recruit Irene it is going to be heck of a ride. But I approve.

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I hunger!

And following my body's desire to be fed, I make my way downstairs to see if I can maybe fill my stomach before I pass out from hunger.

Huh. Looks like Allison's watching the news.


>scare her
>watch the news

>>36134614
i certainly hope not, i was just mocking his misspelling of nigger

>>36134691
>turn the news RED AND MELTY then watch it with her like it's totally cool and nothing's wrong

>>36134691
>watch the news

>>36134691
>>watch the news

Intel gathering ahoy! Our goal is to avoid what ever plot hook turtle throws at us.

>>36134691
>watch the news

>>36134709
Also maybe this, depending on how important the news looks.

>>36134709
I am Ok with that.

>>36134691
>scare her
Screw with the TV

>>36134721
It's okay, canonically Irene handles this plot hook. Though Gabrielle does get kidnapped, and needs Theresa and Charlotte to rescue her.

>>36134709
DO it.

>>36134691
>scare her

No no

>Watch the news

>>36134709
seconding this

>>36134691
>scare her

Change the light from the TV to make the reporters look like spooky skeletons

>writing

>>36134730
>>36134735
>>36134765
>>36134792
Wait no I was shitposting
Fuck

>>36134817
it has begun
it is too late
you shall now see the consequences of your actions

>>36134817
An important rule to learn:
don't make joke suggestions without clearly stating that they are jokes.

>>36134817
Too bad. Your shit posting is causing anons to have fun. If that is your definition of shit posting, please shit post more.

>>36134859
Wouldn't stop people from voting on them

>>36134817
Your fault for presenting an entertaining and plausible idea. I mean it's not even outlandish, fucking with TV output is a trick we've actually used before.

>>36134817
Why contain it?

>>36134864
>If that is your definition of shit posting, please shit post more.
I like the cut of your jib.

>>36134887
True, but at least arch would know to take the suggestion with a grain of salt.

>>36134709
>>36134817
Gotta do it now.

>>36134919
I will gladly be called a skeleton as long as it means arch isn't one.

>>36134919
Skeleton? Where? I just see trustworthy humans

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>>36134919
What about it?

>>36134934
>humans
>trustworthy

>>36134947
why do i have the feeling this will have plot significance

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>>36134919

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>>36134947
Arch confirmed for skeleton.

Welp.

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>>36134972

>>36134966
Wait, there is a daily limit to posting now?

>>36134999
Only on the 4chan boards, anon. There are greener pastures out there. Pastures without captchas, or post cooldowns.

>>36134999
If there is I haven't run into it.
Maybe it's a per-board count? I post on like half a dozen boards and I've never had any sort of limit.

>>36135015
Yes, we know infinity chan exists, but infinity chan doesn't have FDQ.

Also my post keeps getting caught in the spam filter.

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Quietly, I creep up next to Allison as she watches the TV. She's completely engrossed in what's on right now, she doesn't even notice that I'm here.

"...of what seems to be the second in a possible string of murders," the reporter lady says. "The victim, a man in his early twenties, has been stabbed in the chest with an unknown implement which may have been coated in some sort of corrosive material. According to the police, all of the tissue within a one-inch radius of the puncture wound itself has turned black, and the coroner's report..."

Being careful not to give myself away too soon, I take hold of the light emanating from the television set. Once I've worked out in my head what exactly I mean to do, I snap into action!

First, the screen's image becomes distorted. And once I see Allison flinch, I shift everything blood red.

"AAAAAAAAGH!!" Allison shrieks as she throws her hands into the air and runs away...

...right into me.


>[1/?]

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Good news, Onii-chan.

My hips are moving on their own!

>>36135044
Hug Allison and feel her up!

>>36135042
To be fair, Reddit doesn't have a post limit or a post timer either.

>>36135074
Reddit is also fucking giant and a subsidary of an established media company. That is literally comparing apples to oranges.

Also, saying double chan without the space gets caught in the filter.

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>>36135058
Why would you post that. I can hear the voice in my mind. My dick is currently in the midst of curling back into my body.

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>>36135111
Good news, everyone!

My dick is currently in the midst of curling back into my body.

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>>36135111
>>36135122
Why would you post that. I can hear the voice in my mind.

>>36135122
>>36135138
Please cut it out.

>>36134966
>>36134999
>>36135044
>>36135100
>>36135111
>>36135122
Have we begun the dubbening?

>>36135044
>...of what seems to be the second in a possible string of murders

>>36132820
Ok, fuck, nevermind. Public safety crisis confirmed, presence of witches and/or vampires confirmed.

But still no superhero shenanigans, we'll deal with this the Gauthier way, by hunting them down and breaking their knees then executing them and dumping the bodies in a shallow grave in the countryside.

>>36135111
I haven't stopped laughing since I posted that.

Typing is hard.

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>>36135160

>>36135044
>[2/2]

WHUMP

Luckily, Allison didn't get enough momentum to be able to knock me over, but she does cause my glasses to fly off of my face.

Ow.

"C- Cecile!?" Allison gasps.
"Uh, hey," I say to her as I begin the hunt for my glasses.
"The TV, I was watching the news and then-"

POW

"You little shit, you're the one who did that, aren't you!?" Allison shouts, holding up her fist like she's about to hit me again.
"Sorry, I couldn't help myself," I reply, forcing a smile as I try and ignore the pain emanating from the top of my head.

At least I got my glasses back on.


>ask about the news
>ask about foods
>ask about something else

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>>36135160
No breaks on the murder train.

I think Gab will die.

>>36135189
>ask about the news
>ask about foods

>>36135179
I was actually looking for that image. I always wanted to find the name of the game where it blocks you from reloading when she turns yandere.

>>36135189
>>ask about the news

>>36135189
>Say you're sorry
>ask about foods

>>36135189
>>ask about the news
>>ask about foods
eat while being debriefed on the current happenings

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>>36135156
Got ya covered

>>36135204
Got a link to a download?

>>36135243
god damnit every time

>>36135189
>ask about foods
Foods.

Then
>ask about the news
Newses

>>36135243
I am not sure if I follow.

>>36135204
>>36135251
Haha it isn't translated.

>>36135111
I am still laughing!

>>36135323
I am calm and am awaiting archelon's next post. I wonder what it will contain.

>writing

>>36135342
it contained
>writing

>>36135367
>>36135350
Truly, a masterpiece. But perhaps a bit too deep for the average poster.

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"So, umm, what's with that news report?" I ask.

Allison sighs and sits back down at the table.

"Serial killer," she says. "They got one guy yesterday morning and the second victim was just found."
"...oh."

So that killing that Irene told me about wasn't just a one-off.

"First you get kidnapped by the fucking MAFIA and now this," Allison says as she rests her head in her hands and takes a deep breath. "I just hope that this doesn't involve that tree stuff that you were telling me about..."
"Yeah, I feel the same way," I nod.

>[1/?]

>>36135406
Good think we are fucking a literal shadowrunner.

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Johj!

>>36135425
We're like a Shadowrunner-in-training at most. I give us 50/50 odds of making deals with any given dragon.

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>>36135406

"In slightly less awful news," Allison lifts her head up, "this asshole CEO guy just got a fire lit under his ass."
"Huh?" I stare at her.
"Someone caught this guy ON VIDEO talking to someone on his phone about how he's got a bunch of guys stealing information from a rival company, and that shit is like SUPER illegal," she laughs. "And then to top it all off, he said a bunch of racist shit so he's going nuts trying to run damage control!"
"Uh, wow. So this just happened?"
"Yeah, they ran it just before the report about that murder."

>[2/?]

>>36135563
arch where is next post

>>36135563
Gauthier no don't use your branch to make rivals say stupid shit

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>>36135563
>[3/3]

I just woke up and the news is already going nuts... and so is my stomach.

"You cooking anything today?" I ask.
"Nope, I'm on strike for what you did to the TV," Allison replies. "Go and cook for your self, you jerk."

I do kind of deserve that... but that doesn't mean that I'm happy about it. I'm hungry, dammit!

"Yeah, yeah..." I mutter under my breath as I stumble over to the cabinet and pull out a box of cereal. Spending so much time around Charlotte is starting to spoil me, cereal just isn't cutting it like it used to.

But I still end up pouring myself a bowl to eat anyways.


>breakfasttime conversation with allison about ___
>omnomnom and then get ready to do stuff

>>36135646
But it's funny. Gauthier makes money and the morning news gets something to talk about, everyone wins!

>>36135677
>breakfasttime conversation with allison about ___
i do like me some sibling banter

>>36135677
>omnomnom and then get ready to do stuff

>>36135677
>breakfasttime conversation with allison about __
I'm in love with Charlotte!

>>36135677
>breakfasttime conversation with allison about ___
Be careful of serial killers, it might not be magic related but we haven't ruled it out, nor have we ruled out vampires. Call us if spooky things start happening.

>writing

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"So," Allison says to me as I sit down at the table with my bowl of cereal, "how're things going with you and Charlotte?"
"Pretty well," I reply. "She said that she loves me yesterday."

Am I bragging? I'm probably bragging.

"Ooh, already?" Allison giggles. "That's a wonderful first step in your relationship... but do -you- love her too?"
"Yup," I say while I chomp down my cereal. "I'm in love with her too."

Saying that out loud makes me feel kind of weird... but it's still a nice feeling. And knowing that Charlotte loves me too just makes it all the better!

And then I notice that Allison's looking at me with that look that she gets when she's about to do something embarrassing and that fuzzy feeling quickly fades away.

>[1/?]

>>36135822
FUCK
BRACE FOR IMPACT
nice dubs

>>36135822
>And then I notice that Allison's looking at me with that look that she gets when she's about to do something embarrassing and that fuzzy feeling quickly fades away.
And here it comes

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>>36135822

"So you love Charlotte..." Allison says as her lips stretch into a wide grin, "...and Charlotte loves -you-..."
"Yeah?" I shrug.
"So since you both have strong feelings for one another," she giggles, "have the two you consummated your relationship yet?"

I AM CHOKING ON CEREAL

ALLISON I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

>[2/?]

>>36135677
>>36135822
>>36135844
dear goodness
all these digits

>>36135893
>REMOVE ALLISON? N/N

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>>36135893

After I'm done coughing the milk from my lungs, I look up from my now-ruined bowl cereal and glare at my sister.

"Ooh, so you -did-?" Allison laughs. "Congrats on finally losing that che-"

She stops when she sees me lift my bowl from the table and start to wind up for a throw.

"Sorry sorry sorry!" she throws up her hands. "I went too far and I'm sorry so please don't throw that bowl at my face!"

Mumbling every profanity that I know, I slowly place the bowl back down onto the table.

"But seriously, have you two finally-"
"NO!" I shout.

>[3/4]

>>36135967
It's funny imagining Charlotte getting the same treatment from G&G.

>>36135967
i love watching CC spaghetti all over the place.

>>36135967
>[4/4]


"We haven't done anything like that yet so quit asking me!" I shout.
"Ooh," Allison giggles. "You haven't done anything like that -yet-?"
"AAAAGH!!" I slam my hands on the table and storm out of the kitchen.

What the hell is wrong with her!?

After making a pitstop in my room to pick up my phone, I head back downstairs and make for the door. There's no way in hell I'm staying in here to get harassed even more than I already have...


>go to mina's house
>call the theresa
>go to charlotte's apartment
>call someone else
>[OTHER]

>>36136033
>go to mina's house

>>36136033
>call the theresa

>>36136033
>go to charlotte's apartment

>>36136033
dear god arch you just can't stop those dubs can you?
>[OTHER]
Call Irene, see what else she knows about serial killer dude. This is becoming concerning.

>>36136033
>>call the theresa

>>36136033
>call the theresa
as awkward as it may be, she should probably be kept in the loop about psychic serial killers, since she's a lot more interested in using her powers than even mina

naturally, the thread here is sensibly against cc ever doing anything exciting to read about

>>36136033
>go to mina's house
On the way
>call Char, tell her what we know and see what she thinks about the whole serial killer thing

>>36136074
Yeah, we're a boring crowd.
I sure wouldn't mind if Arch decided to just skip over a lot of this morning routine stuff.

>>36136104
shush, you, i like the morning routine stuffs.
besides, once shit starts going down, our routine is going to go straight out the window.

>>36136033
>>call the theresa

>>36136074
>>36136104
I feel that since we didn't accompany Theresa on her Kaitou stuff it's kind of weird to decide to go investigating now.

We'd need a motivation besides "just like my chinese cartoons".

And that's it for tonight's thread. Setup ahoy!

The next thread will me on Thursday night, with the return of Princess Guard.


And now questions

>>36136140
I just want to mend the friendship

>>36136157
Cheers.

What's Mina and Theresa's current relationship like?

>>36136157
In a different universe, could Irene and Theresa be a good match?

>>36136157
So is Overshine an actual thing we could talk to? Does it know pertinent things that we may care about? Should we try contacting it at some point?

>>36136140
I agree, however, at some point we'll have to take an interest.

One random person getting killed, not my problem.
Two random people getting killed, probably not my problem.
Continuous serial killings in the city where I live with no sign of stopping, still not technically my problem but it could become my problem at any point so close enough to warrant doing something about it.

>>36136174
We could just try talking to her

>>36136190
>Continuous serial killings in the city where I live with no sign of stopping, still not technically my problem but it could become my problem at any point so close enough to warrant doing something about it.
No normal person thinks like that. CC is a normal girl who doesn't want no trouble and will leave this to the police until the trouble comes knocking on her door.

>>36136174
it has already shown it knows pertinent things

>>36136198
Clearly we have to let Over Shine take over then.

>>36136140
>>36136190
it was pretty random when theresa wanted to start it, but its a much better idea now

well, a much more valid idea at any rate

>>36136157
Is Overshine causing the nightmares?

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>>36136157
Kayneth "Fast Wheels" Archibald El-Melloi has kidnapped Pizzabutt is Charlotte a bad enough dude to get her back?

>>36136198
No, she stopped being a normal girl when she gained super powers, shacked up with Mr. Johnson's daughter, then went on super Shadowrun adventures (however involuntary they may have been) and killed a man.

That isn't a card you can play anymore when Branch-related shit is going down in our neighborhood. Nobody is suggesting joining the Avengers, but when stuff is happening right in our backyard and the authorities are obviously not resolving it CC has no excuse to bury her head in the sand and hope the problems will disappear on their own.

>>36136198
Normal people can't shoot lasers and don't decapitate the magic mafia in one lesbian-rage fueled rampage of death and destruction.

>>36136215
The validity is unchanged.

Still a good Idea.

>>36136233
Yes it is. CC has no motivation to look into this and is far too traumatized by the kidnapping for it to make any sense for her to change her mind any time soon.

>>36136261
>CC has no motivation to look into this
Right, because "what if that serial killer murders someone I care about" isn't a thing people worry about when serial killers are loose in their communities, right?

Thankfully, CC has magic detecto-dar built in to her brain and can shoot death lasers, and is also friends with a bunch of people with similarly useful abilities.

But by all means, just durdle around doing nothing until someone we care about gets stabbed to death then act all surprised and blame everyone but yourself. That's an excellent idea.

>>36136261
She does have motivation to hook Theresa up with Mina at kaitou stuff. We all know Theresa is being a Theresa about it, Mina wants to be a Theresa, they can be Theresas together.

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>>36136261

>>36136277
It is still not her problem. There are branch related organizations that exist for this very reason. Let Irene or whoever handle it.

>>36136305
She is literally in bed with one of those organizations.

>>36136157
Offense or defense?

>>36136328
>My GF is a cop, that means it is my duty to capture criminals

>>36136339
She is an Illuminati not a cop.

Though I do want someone to have to die to motivate her.

>>36136339
I would not be at all surprised if Gabrielle was cocky enough to try hunting him.

>>36136165
>What's Mina and Theresa's current relationship like?
They talk on the phone sometimes. It's really awkward.

>>36136171
>In a different universe, could Irene and Theresa be a good match?
They'd probably get along personality-wise, but all their extenuating circumstances work against them.

>>36136174
>So is Overshine an actual thing we could talk to?
Yeah, but it might not want to talk back.

>Does it know pertinent things that we may care about?
Somewhat.

>Should we try contacting it at some point?
That's entirely up to you guys.

>>36136228
>Kayneth "Fast Wheels" Archibald El-Melloi has kidnapped Pizzabutt is Charlotte a bad enough dude to get her back?
If she dropped all the mental blocks that keep her from using her Branch to its fullest? Maybe.

>>36136337
>Offense or defense?
Offensive defense.


And now I sleep. Thanks for playing!
For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame/

>>36136348
It's not like I as a player don't want to look into the serial killer, but I will not vote for it until I think it is appropriate for the character to do so. Odds are that will be after the killer steps a bit too close to home.

>>36136348
So Theresa just have to murder Charlotte to get Cecile on board?

>>36136359
Reading this gave me the biggest grin.

That fact that I like Charlotte just fuels it even more.

>>36136359
>>36136383
I could sustain myself for a long time on all that suffering.

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>>36136389
Throw in Theressa seducing Charlotte fucking her before we get the chance then killing her, while CC watches.

>>36136358
Listen, I've played enough Arkham Horror to know where ignoring the serial killer rumor leads: The Ally deck is gone, the terror level is at 10, you're cursed, there's a D-Hole and a Hound of Tindalos lurking in the church, all the shops are closed, and whenever you try to go to the Woods to collect all those clue tokens the Sheldon Gang rapes you then throws your body in the street where a lurking Nightgaunt drags you though a gate to R'lyeh.

There's roleplaying and then there is being willfully retarded and ignoring reality.

>>36136411
If you'd manage to squeeze some exhibitionism and/or candaulism in there you'd hit all my major fetishes

>>36136424
>There's roleplaying and then there is being willfully retarded and ignoring reality.
When have you ever gone out to look for a serial killer? Just letting it slide for now is perfectly sensible from an in-character standpoint.

>>36136447
When ever I am full on laser power.

Real talk though, I am legit afraid of the smiley face killer.

>>36136383
>>36136389
>>36136411
>>36136424
>>36136425
Yall motherfuckers need Jesus.

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>>36136475

>>36136447
The same time I could shoot lasers from my eyes and my girlfriend was a professional Shadowrunner.

Ahhh, those were the days.

>>36136468
>Real talk though, I am legit afraid of the smiley face killer.
Yeah, I really don't want any of the characters (other than Archibold) to be hurt. I hope he approaches CC soon so we can quickly REMOVE him without much fuss.

>>36136498
No bully the doritos. He's the hero this town needs right now.

>>36136468
>>36136496
So you both say you would go full vigilante just because you get a superpower?

>>36136527
You wouldn't?

>>36136544
No? That's retarded. At most you get a job within law enforcement.

>>36136527
In between using it for sex.

>>36136550
And worry about rules of engagement?

>>36136557
Using a power during sex: Fine, depending on the power.
Using it to get sex: Shouldn't be necessary.

>>36136563
If you wanna catch crooks your best bet is to do it within the constraints of the law.

>>36136569
>Not becoming the illuminant.

>>36136569
>Using it to get sex: Shouldn't be necessary.

How else am I going to fuck myself?

>>36136581
>Thinking you can become the illuminati

>>36136569
>If you wanna catch crooks your best bet is to do it within the constraints of the law.

First off, the law is obviously woefully unequipped to deal with magic shit, or else magic church cops wouldn't exist and the police would have been the ones rescuing us from the magic mafia and not the Teen Titans.
Second, the magic church cops are some horrible combination of woefully understaffed or incompetent, either way expecting them to do anything useful to prevent bad things happening to us is wishful thinking at it's worst.

Your ideals are nice on paper, but they aren't meshing with the observed reality of the situation.

>>36136569
What if I use the power to become someone's fetish?

>>36136604
Hey, Tree of Life is really good at punching pooches and accosting random Branch-holding teenagers on the street and threatening to kill them.

If the perpetrator is a canine or innocent teenager, they've got you covered.

>>36136604
>Your ideals are nice on paper, but they aren't meshing with the observed reality of the situation.
Did you not realize you were in a quest thread?

holy shit guys
arch finished a thread before it reached bump limit

>>36138228
It's been known to happen from time to time

>>36138485
So lets just sage and nudge it over the edge

>>36138499
Slowly, gently towards oblivion

>>36138510
This should just about do it

>>36138522
>>36138499
>>36136600
>>36136599
>>36136544
Even at the end the dubs didn't stop.

>>36138828
Of course not.

>>36138875
Shitposting ahoi