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You glance from one monk to the other, absentmindedly channeling just a touch of Water magic to heal their wounds as well as Mortia's. “What exactly would this punishment entail?” You ask, curious. After all, if it's just something minor you don't really see any reason to make a fuss. However, if they intend on tying you to a post and taking the whip to you you're going to raise issue with the treatment.

The monk on your right, the one who had a black eye before you took the time to heal it, speaks up. “Normally the punishment would be decided by the Varistha, but in the absence of either a Varistha or a Siksaka at the temple it will instead be put to a vote among the most senior brothers and sisters.”

You fold your arms in front of your chest, somewhat annoyed that the monk didn't really answer your question. “Well, what could I expect likely punishments to be? How is this thing usually handled? Surely this can't be the first time a brother or sister has gotten into a fight with another; even if it was only indirectly so in my case. Via my 'household' as you seem to put it.”

The other monk, the only one of the three before you who'd been uninjured when they arrived, speaks up instead of his companion. “Well, it depends on the severity. For instance, if a brother or sister kills another they're typically put to death in response. However, this isn't nearly so severe. A few lash marks, some scratches, some bruising. Nothing serious.” How the hell did Mortia give the woman lash marks?

(1/2)

1st for banished

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The other monk reluctantly finishes off his companion's little speech. He doesn't seem to think you deserve an explanation. “I'd guess you'll get no worse than sewage duty. Clearing any blockages and generally cleaning out the tunnels which run beneath the temple. Empress knows they're long overdue. However, if the elders are feeling particularly vindictive you might end up before the whipping block.”

>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.
>Neither of those punishments sound too bad, accept whatever you get.
>Is punishing you for her fuck-up really the best solution here? Insist she take her licks.
>You're not going to be punished, and neither will Mortia. If they take issue with that, you'll leave.
>Write-in

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.
and weren't we planning on leaving soon anyways?

>>36129916
I'm sure some anon will post the giant list of things to do when we finally got downtime, but the short of it is that we have a ton of metas/meditation/reading to do, and have had for a long time, so most people want to stay as long as possible.

We haven't had any downtime in ages anyway, shit always hits the fan somehow - hell this might be it this time.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129916
depend on what you'd define by "soon".

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

We can take whatever punishment they give also. Heck, if it's dealing with sewage and shit we might be able to turn it into a nature meditation.

>>36129958
i suppose that's true, it has been "soon" for quite a few threads now

wonder if we could have SK create some mini cams in the future in case someone tries to pull some shit on our gang members. That way we'd have evidence that they(the gang) where innocent

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.
>>Is punishing you for her fuck-up really the best solution here? Insist she take her licks

I hope she gets sewage duty.
Also if it has to fall on us, I say we don't have time to be cleaning up sewage. And we pay several commoners for mortia's money very generously to get that shit done.
pay out like 20 gold pieces from her cash to like 15 commoners to get that sewage done in a day. and a down on his luck water vatis to help out.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>Empress knows they're long overdue.
Empress?

>>36130111
Pani

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>Try to get Mortia's side of the story before anything else.

>>36129874
>hurting that beautiful face
monsters
fuck, forgot how shitty a feeling it is to puke with nothing in one's stomach

>>36129874
I'd accept it and then get Mormor's story, personally, we did agree to the rules after all.

>>36130228
You ok anon?

>>36129885
>>36129916
>>36129960
>>36129982
>>36129986
>>36129994
>>36130042
>>36130056
>>36130132
>>36130158
>Get Mortia's story.

>>36130042
>Mortia needs to take her licks.

>>36130271
>Accept it, then get Mortia's story.

Writin'. Ahh, microwave ramen. Now I'm really livin' that good college life.

>>36129874
>Clearing any blockages and generally cleaning out the tunnels which run beneath the temple. Empress knows they're long overdue

Is that adventure I smell?
Never mind, its just sewage.

>>36130357
>not learning how to cook
Thats the first thing i did the second i moved out.also i lived in an all girl family, so every girl new how to cook, except me

>>36130388
I know how, I just can't afford any ingredients right now.

>>36130409
Go to the farmers market than, or just stock up on alot of ricelike i do, i have been eating that shit 24/7 .

>>36130409
Sell your body

>>36130455
>>36130449
sell your body at the farmers market, on a bed of rice.

>>36130455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfRokM267k&list=LL16aqqDT3OwrWmXDc5-Lm2w&index=3

>>36130409
Patreon

>>36130455
This, I'd pay for soma to fuck me

>>36130409
Start a Patreon.
I'd give you a fifty bucks a month, gladly.

>>36130409
>>36130499
so would iif i had any spare money to begin with

>>36130328
Depends how you define that. After gtting that pathetic amount of vomit and surisingly large amount of diarrhea out of my system, I do feel a lot btter.

>>36130409
Oi. Soma. Ever considered getting into Asian food? Asian markets have great stuff for cents. Noodles are literally a buck for a pound. Onions go 5 pounds for a buck, bell peppers for about twice that, chicken at $1.09 for a pound. Toss the noodles into a pot of boiling water for a bit, get them nice and cooked, slap a bunch of whatever vegetables or meat you got in a pan with three teaspoons of oil, stir fry it up, add in the noodles after they're done, and stir fry everything together after adding sauce. My favorite sauce is seven or eight spoons of Hoisin Sauce (and some Sriracha, if you're feeling up for a challenge) Bask in the aroma. Eat hearty for two days afterward with just twenty minutes of prep, six minutes of cooking, and nine bucks of ingredients. It's literally impossible to burn this shit at the recommended seven-six setting temperature on your stove.

Are farmers market really cheaper than normal markets?
What do they sell?

>>36131195
What ever the farmers have that is ripe. Prices are pretty good but veggies aren't really that expensive were I live anyway.

Soma @Quidam_Asinus 56s57 seconds ago

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7:56 PM - 12 Nov 2014 · Details

>>36131403
Hope he paid his internet bill.

>>36131457
I hope he didn't lose his post...

You hold up both hands placatingly. “I think I'd like to take a moment to speak with my companion. Assuming, of course, that's alright with you two.” The one to your right shrugs. The one on your left looks as if he wishes to speak out but doesn't. You take that as your cue to grab Mortia and drag her into your room.

Initially she seems nervous, glancing all about your room as if searching for something. When she apparently doesn't find it she visibly relaxes. When she speaks, her tone is low. Presumably to avoid being overheard by the men outside your room.“Where's that... lizard of yours, then? Did you let it out, or something”

You draw yourself up, offended that she would dare to call your mighty dragon a mere 'lizard'! You keep your voice similarly confined to a whisper as you scold her. “I'll have you know Zahak is no lizard, but a dragon! As for his whereabouts, look down and slightly to your left.”

She does so, and you urge Zahak to emerge from the illusory dome that hides him. His head pops out a moment later, and Mortia lets out a panicked little 'eep!' as she jumps away from it. You have to admit, in conjunction with the look on her face it's sort of cute. If only because you can't imagine how anyone could be terrified of your little Zahak. He's just a baby! Sure, he's equivalent to a moderately large dog in size and he's got a mouth full of sharp, needle-like teeth but those features only add to his cuteness.

You urge Zahak back into his hiding place and he chirps at you, his thoughts transmitting reluctance through the strange connection you share. “Zahak, come now. Papa needs to speak with his friend and she seems quite terrified of you.” You accompany this with a stronger urging for him to duck his head beneath the dome which hides his body. Eventually, he relents. Not without voicing his evident displeasure in the form of hissing and chirping to no end.
(1/3 or 4)

>>36131479
I think he types it up in a notepad first

Once Zahak has hid himself and quieted down, you step between him and Mortia. You hold out your hands in what you hope is a comforting gesture, though it seems to have little effect. “Relax, Mortia. He's harmless, really!”

She's got her back pressed against the wall next to the door, but seems to have relaxed since initially spotting your adoptive son. “Bullshit, he's harmless! I saw what he did to that goat! He could just as easily do it to you or me!”

You roll your eyes. “This coming from the woman who kept with her a wolf and a crow, among innumerable other beast. Why were you so calm around those animals, yet so nervous around my dragon? I'll have you know, it's just as intelligent as any child. Perhaps more so. It can even already talk, to some limited extent.”

Mortia practically hisses in response. “Precisely! It's too clever for its own good! Not to mention it's destined to grow into a twenty foot tall monstrosity bent on world domination!”

You fold your hands in front of your chest, leaning your weight back onto one foot. “Shouldn't that be more cause for companionship between you and the dragon than fear? If I'm not mistaken, your goals are similarly to restore the Rhynian Empire. That too will require world domination.”

She waves a hand dismissively. “That's different! Humans were meant to hold dominion over the world. They've already done so once, and they ought to do so again.”

(2/3 or 4)

You shake your head. “Mortia, Dragons were the first sapient species to dwell on this Earth. They created the Elves, from which all other species descend, as a servant race. I understand that you've been separated from our world for generations, but you're just acting silly.” That's not entirely true, most normal people would likely have similar reactions to Mortia's. However, you don't feel that telling her that would be productive. Regardless, you cut her off before she can argue further. “Now then, what happened that you got in a fight with one of the Sisters? Who was it?”

Mortia steps away from the wall towards you, eyes suddenly focused intently on the floor. She's wearing the dress and cloak you saw her wearing the very first time you encountered her, deep within the swamps outside of The City. Her hair is still disheveled, and knotted with vines of various shapes and sizes. “She started it- really she did! I went down to join the monks for dinner, I intended to sit with Darzi and-” She trails off, seemingly in thought. “Um, the horned woman. I'm afraid I've never bothered to ask her name.”

“Chryssa-” You supply. “-But how does this tie in with you getting in a fight?”

She bothers to look away from her shoes long enough to cast a glare your way. “I'm getting to that! Anyway, as I was saying before someone so rudely interrupted me. One of the women called me over in broken Rhynian and asked if I'd like to sit with them. I didn't really want to, but I saw no reason to refuse. When I got over there they started talking amongst themselves in that weird tongue of yours.” Your language isn't weird, if anything it's simply more elegant than Rhynian could ever hope to be!
(3/4)

Mortia seems to grow angry just recalling the memory of what happened; her hands ball into fist and the vines in her hair seem to coil together like snakes preparing to strike. “They started laughing at me, and when I spoke up against such treatment one of them told me to shut my 'filthy human maw'! Can you believe that? I thought: how dare she insult me?! I'd done nothing to her!”

She seems to be growing just the slightest bit hysterical, but she takes a deep breath and calms herself. When next she speaks, she's regained her typical, vaguely disinterested tone. “I don't really remember what happened, precisely, but I remember being kicked in the head, and I think I might have used the surrounding plant life to strangle one of the women, but they deserved to be put in their place!”

>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.
>Mortia was completely within her right! Those women shouldn't have been making fun of her. You'll need to contest any sort of sentence the elders deliver.
>Mortia overreacted but you don't see the need for any punishment more severe than a strict talking to. It's not like she seriously hurt anyone.
>Write-in

>>36131697
>Everybody was a dick, you all need to kiss and make up.

>>36131697
>>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.
Strangled a bitch with plants.

>>36131697
>>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.

>>36131697
>Mortia overreacted but you don't see the need for any punishment more severe than a strict talking to. It's not like she seriously hurt anyone.

>>36131697
>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond.

>You'll need to contest the sentence

>>36131697
>>Mortia overreacted but you don't see the need for any punishment more severe than a strict talking to. It's not like she seriously hurt anyone.

>>36131697
>Mortia was completely within her right! Those women shouldn't have been making fun of her. You'll need to contest any sort of sentence the elders deliver
This is objectively not true but I wish to do it anyway, Us and ours, no one insults our filthy little human

>>36131753
You want to get kicked out huh?

>>36131697
>>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.
I like Mortia but c'mon don't go beatin up some bitch in a foreign land that you know next to nothing about just cause you got insulted

>>36131781
are you doubting our ability to Jew away a punishment minor as this?

>>36131697
>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.

>>36131697
>>>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.
She did start using vys to attack them for physical assault. That is kinda dangerous.

>>36131781
The Varistha is dead, the only reason for us staying here is for Point Defense and Oud playing. Everything else we have in tomes and scrolls and can shove into an inter-dimensional pocket as we travel in our pimp ride.

>>36131697
>>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.
Honestly right now...Our training > her

>>36131797
The old head basically warned us about this, and that we can't weasel out of it, plus this will create animosity.

I expect that the bitches that started the fight get lashed as well if it comes to that, or we'll have to organize some Oud jam session with Mortia screaming her lungs out.

>>36131697
>Though they clearly provoked her, that was no way to respond. Seems you'll really have to suffer through whatever punishment they deliver.

>>36131697
>Mortia overreacted but you don't see the need for any punishment more severe than a strict talking to. It's not like she seriously hurt anyone.

>>36131847
I'm game, lets play the oud while getting our lashes.

>>36131697
>Mortia overreacted but you don't see the need for any punishment more severe than a strict talking to. It's not like she seriously hurt anyone.

>the main reason is that we need to git gud
>we already learned moving meditation
>and we can do point defense if our nature is higher
You guys realize we would lose nothing by leaving right?

>>36131888
Our documents from the Shah, still aren't finalized.

>>36131819
Eh, getting kicked in the head is good grounds to go batshit on somebody that's obviously treating you like crap. That said yeah we'll need to take a licking to stay here, though making sure the instigators are punished more severely should be our goal.

>>36131888
Grandmaster meditation will be easier here because of the safety net of GM water vatis and the bonus for being in the temple.

>>36131901
Oud playing is a go.

>>36131799
>>36131792
>>36131737
>>36131727
>>36131822
>>36131852
>>36131819
>That was no way to respond. You'll take the punishment.

>>36131719
>Everybody was an asshole.

>>36131753
>Screw those bitches!

>>36131741
>Mortia overreacted, but fuck them anyway.

>>36131870
>>36131854
>>36131752
>>36131740
>You don't see any need for serious punishment, wasn't that bad.

Writin'

>>36131888
The temple also gives us a significant bonus to our meditation rolls, and it's a relatively secure place to buckle down for study.

>>36131914
We could go to the academy.

>>36131935
The temple literally has a bonus to meditations because of the amount of magic used here. A bonus that may very well keep Mik alive during his meditation.

>>36131934
Any wet place gives us a bonus

>>36131935
We still need to let the assassination uproar die down.

>>36131935
Hasn't it only been a few weeks since Spiros died? It might be long enough but still. I would like to check in with Demeritis in person before to long though.

>>36131965
>uproar
Everyone knew he was shit, he wasn't exactly loved nor could it even be pinned on us

Fuck with the gang once.
>play them a fucking Oud concerto.
Fuck with the gang twice.
>Have them face the Rickmeister, just an hello and no body parts removed from them
Fuck with the gang thrice.
>...a few more skeletons to play cards I guess

So whenever we do leave the temple where do you guys want to go first? The Academy or the Elf Isle? I'm sure we can quickly detour and kill Chrys's husband on the way.

>>36131998
>implying anons will remove their heads from their asses long enough to care about the gang
Kek

>>36132024
The jungle or the elf warlord, the academy still has some heat.

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>>36131963
>Any wet place

>>36132024
>imply we can leave
Anons won't leave until soma makes us

>>36132061
He already tried 3 times.

>>36132024
>head back to the Mines and see if Al-Gasreed is still alive ; ;.
>Back to Anthus for shit.
>Mik goes solo to kill Chrys' husband.
>Resuply.
>Aleamond/Desert

>>36132061
Nah we'll leave after we've gotten gud and the brother's and sisters start becoming absolutely intolerable (Which is obviously sooner than most of us had hoped with this).

>>36132086
It will take years and years to "git gud" we barely get through half a day per thread.

>>36131926
Have her sit for an hour listening to us playing is punishment enough

>>36132103
I wonder if we can play the oud with manipulate alone or if we need to combine it with another element.
If we can than lets play it while getting lashes.

Are we gonna try to keep Zahak a secret forever? At some point he will be discovered unless he becomes amazing at invisibility

>>36132127
I'm just waiting for the documents.

>>36132127
Still don't see why people chose to hatch him so early.

>>36132101
It'll take years and years to get GM in more than one element and finish our reading list yeah, but we can at least get GM water, get Nature to Vatis and learn some meta magics before leaving.

>>36132173
Blinded by the urge to have a Daughteru I guess. Def a short sighted decision, but at least he's adorable.

>>36132206
>but at least he's adorable.
Untill he drops an fat dragon shit on our bed

There probably needs to be a small timeskip soon, a week or 2 so we don't end up spending 2 or 3 threads per day on our downtime at the temple.

>>36132240
Not really, we can't hide the dragon much longer, unless we get better at illusions, and it seems that with varisha gone some people might start acting up.

We'll need to have the bitches explain why they though it'd be funny to make of someone that can't speak their languages, if they where in Anthus and couldn't speak Rhynian to save their lives would they find that fun as well?

>>36132240
The grandmaster meditation will most likely be some form of a timeskip. There's no way Soma's gonna spend 10+ threads on one meditation.

>>36132206
>It'll take years and years to get GM in more than one element
says who?
we can get to master with 4 insights into grandmaster. And then do something crazy that takes a thread or two.
Like we could go GM water now. But burning our selves for a week. or searching for a mythical monster and heart their hearts.

>>36132275
We need to figure out how to meditate with Zahak asap so he can become invisible on his own

>>36132275
Just so long as the plot keeps moving forward. I don't want to run into a situation where we spend a bunch of threads doing meditate -> read -> talk to someone -> read, rinse repeat during our downtime here.

>>36132283
>Welcome to Banished Quest!
>You take the role of a young mage who has decided to burn himself to death without dying. In the last thread you were still in the process of burning to death.

>>36132319
Well i only want to stay here until the shah finishes his paper work about us, and than get the hell out.

>>36132342
I want to stay here for atleast all of var var's notes.
Complete 5 books.
gain expert in metal
vatis in nature
learn 5 effects
learn 3 meta's
(speed and slow top of the list)
if we can bang that out, I'd be happy and fine with leaving once that happens.

The next spirit we meet, if we make a deal with them, i vote to learn everything about dragons.

I'm partly hoping that Mik doesn't take any of the judging master's shit. "Oh I'M SORRY, I've been a bit busy ANNIHILATING PIRATES that killed OUR FUCKING SHAH, and dealing with what seems like a thousand other little bothers so I haven't had appropriate time to "Reign in my 'Household'" that offend you so grievously that they must be mocked and assaulted in plain sight and punished for defending themselves. Please do forgive me my selfishness oh wise and gracious brethren and show me and mine leniency for our shortened tempers."

>>36132388
We can learn all of that with our ride, the only one that might get a bonus is nature.

>>36132388
Think about how long that would take. I would find itextremely boring to read and meditate constantly without story progression

>>36132420
>>36132388
I vote we grow the plant monsters from the glands we have.

>>36132403
I need this.

>we will never grind stealth
>we will never get /fit/
>we will never git gud at spears
If we are gonna stick around this place just to git gud, do we have to do it solely for magic?

>>36132452
I agree. This. All. this.

>>36132452
I need you.

>>36132500
Oh baby

>>36132512
Oh baby baby~

>>36132494
Remember when people swore up and down to get more /fit/ back in the tunnel after the Elephant "fight"?

>>36132494
>we will never grind our charisma by gambling

>>36132527
not many people swore, only two guys.
Paralyzed wrecked his shit though.

>>36132494
Who needs to? Magic trumps all that crap

>>36132494
Man I wish we had time. Well at least with learning moving meditation we can start getting /fit/ while meditating.

>>36132546
You disgust me

Sorry guys, I don't think I'll be abke to participate, I keep getting the urge to vomit.

>>36132420
except we always run into shit.
Or the trip would be shorter than what we would need to get through these things.
>>36132437
I myself enjoy the books description.
Usually gives us insight into ways we can experiment/look into. Which makes us more well rounded as a player.

You wag a finger at her disparagingly. “That was no way to respond, Mortia. You can't simply attack anyone you please simply because they insulted you.” She opens her mouth to respond but you cut her off. “I will admit they provoked you, and that they deserve some sort of punishment; however, the bulk of the blame lies on your shoulders for this situation and your punishment will fall upon mine.”

She begins to protest, but instead simply sighs wearily. “Very well, I suppose there is sense to what you say. I'm not... yet used to being around other people. In my former home, the only thing that mattered was strength, and I was the strongest there was thanks to the power afforded to me by artifacts and magic. It hasn't sunk in that this place is different, and where once I could act with impunity, here I must be more cautious.”

“I'm sure it's very hard on you,-” You're not sure of that at all. If anything, its sounds a little like she's just upset she's not top dog anymore. If that is the case, she just needs to get over herself. “-but the fact stands you acted out. Now, how will you make this up to me, the one who must suffer because of your actions?”

She looks up, narrowing her eyes at you suspiciously for a moment. You feel a curious sensation, the presence of magic in the air. You can't quite place what's happening. Then Mortia smiles a predatory smile and her voice takes on a sultry tone. “Oh~, I think I know just what to give you...” She trails off, stepping closer to you.

(1/2)

>>36132557
If only i could get /fit/ while browsing the internet all day.

>>36132568
Fighter pleb detected

>>36132546
Imagine an encounter of only anti-mage golems, with none of our companions.
Mik would die instantly

>>36132580
My dick is ready.

>>36132580
>Chrys fags about to get BTFO

>>36132597
>imagine this one situation where shit would be horrrible

You hold up your hands in mock surrender, but before you can explain that she's misunderstood she speaks again. Her voice has shifted from disinterest to a more high pitched, playful tone. One of her fingers absentmindedly trails its way across your chest. “I'll offer you this, Mikhael~”

When next she speaks her personality once more shifts drastically. Her voice takes on a hard, businesslike edge and her fingernail digs painfully into your skin. “Tutoring. Specifically in Nature magic. From my brief readings on the subject I believe myself to be roughly of 'Grandmaster' level; though I have yet to master some of the more esoteric uses of Nature magic that I read about. To be honest, the library at this temple was rather lacking in books I could actually read. That being said, I can tell my expertise is far more advanced than your own." Some of the playfulness returns to her voice, but only some. "So what do you say? In exchange for you taking a beating for me, I'll teach you to better perceive the secrets of this universe.”

>Deal! When can you start?
>You had something else in mind. (Write-in)
>No need to get ahead of yourselves, you might be able to weasel out of any sort of punishment.
>Write-in

>>36132597
Mik wrecked the golem with magic though.

>>36132580
>inb4 dragon bites her

>>36132585
Set up a treadmill with laptop secured right in front of it or something. Bam. Typin while you jog.

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?

>>36132615
>>Deal! When can you start?

>>36132615
>Mortia is a Grandmaster.
Da fuq?

>>36132615
>You had something else in mind. (Write-in)
put that plant life to use in raucous love making

>>36132615
>>You had something else in mind. (Write-in)
She has to babysit our dragon when we are busy!

>>36132639
Not officially, she's just claiming her skill with it may be equal to one.

>>36132615
>>Deal! When can you start?
Fuck yea

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?
>>36132647
You really want her next to the dragon.

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?
And a spar/duel, I wanna remind Mortia that nature is p'bad at fighting

>>36132615
>Take that, and fill her in on the great Oud jam punishment for her and the bitches.

>>36132647
But anon that's chryssas responsibility as our one true waifu

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?
lets just get a move on please and not waste any more time, we need to hurry up and get gud before we get kicked out of here for pissing the monks off or something.

>>36132615
I was expecting disappointment and a lack of hikkilewds, and I got it. Bravo Soma for crushing my hopes.

>>36132615
>>Deal! When can you start?

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start?

"Also... ew." just to torpedo her self esteem, then we can mentally contact Prof to tell him he's got an opening. Mik is best wingman.

>>36132615
cant wait to shit on mortise parade when we top out our nature within a day of tutoring, those modifiers and godly dice tho

>>36132695
>filthy mutant elf
>touching the neet goddess
No.

>Deal!
Writin'

Haggle, demand more, offer her to teach her Samjan so she can read/talk.
Don't accept yet people, get the haggle 1st

>>36132724
If Mik starts haggling it's going to get real lewd, real fast

>>36132615
>Deal! When can you start

>>36132720
Can we haggle?

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>>36132324
Every update is just screaming.

>>36132724
>haggling with the crew
Nah, I was willing to take the beating 4free anyway, we barely feel pain at our level of water expertise.

>>36132720
Soma can we learn more if we offer her the plants/teaching her samanji?
>>36132733
Mind spoiling medoka for me?

>>36132733
>roll 3d10+4 vs DC 30 to stop screaming!

>Severe failure!

>>36132724
Meh, we can haggle for more later. Especially if the punishment is more than expected.

>>36132746
Its a water temple, i bet you the beatings are meant to hurt water vatis anon.

>>36132749
Spoiler: it's shit

>>36132766
Thanks for telling me, i got bored after it was obvious that blue would sell herself for the cripple that doesn't love her.

>>36132765
How? You can override the ability to ignore pain, at best they can make it severly painful enough for it to be painful for us, but splitting open our guy only caused a dull sting, they'd have to fill us with arrows

>>36132789
I figured they would order us not to, or have an enchanted whip, or they could just straight up try to counter our healing.

>>36132789
>How?
It's magic

>>36132761
>DC 30
>Not DC max vys+1, just enough to fail by one even if you blow vys

>>36132801
As far as I could tell it's not a concious thing, I'd need to read back to be sure
>>36132819
I guess

>>36132845
Assuming we crited we could still beat that dc

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>>36132766
You a shit.

>>36132749
Its pretty good but alot of the fun during its original run was watching it with /a/. Solid 8/10. Rebellion, which is what that gif came from is divisive but likewise good as long as you realize best girl did nothing wrong.

>>36132891
I might be shit, but that garbage anime is shitter

>>36132901
>>36132891
Funny enough for the longest time, i thought they gained thier power from sperm.
>>36132720
Hey Soma we doing a late session today?

>>36132924
>Power from sperm
You're thinking of Servants from the various Nasuverse settings.

>Late session
Yarp

>>36132924
>sperm
Really anon this show, this show made you think they got their power from sperm? REALLY?

>>36132951
>>36132938
My only connection to she show was hentai, and the most common theme was that and magical girls.
>>36132938
>Nasuverse
I still haven't finished the first route or know where to play the rest of the games after fate/knight

>>36132965
It's fucking dykes, the anime

You look down at Mortia warily. You're not sure you trust her entirely, considering the way she's acting. However, it's hard to resist an opportunity to learn from a Grandmaster, even if she's not officially a Grandmaster. In the end, you sigh. “Fine, you have yourself a deal. When can we begin?”

Mortia slaps you on the chest affectionately and steps away, grinning triumphantly. “Knew you wouldn't be able to resist if I tempted you with the opportunity to grow more powerful!” She seems far more pleased than you would've expected. “To think, my mother said I had no talent with people! She said I wasn't subtle enough!”

She clears her throat, calming herself. When next she speaks, she's once more her disinterested self. “We can start whenever you like, Mikhael. The gardens would be the best place to meditate, at least according to the methods I'm familiar with, so it might be best to settle the issue of punishment before we begin.”

You simply nod and step past her to jerk the door open, finding the two monks waiting for you on the other side. The dickish one, the one on your left, speaks. “Have you resigned yourself to your fate, then?”

You step into the doorway, shrugging nonchalantly. “I suppose. When can I expect to hear word of the elder's verdict?” To be honest, you're not particularly worried about either the whipping or mucking out the sewage pipes. Both can be dealt with fairly easily using water magic.

The monk on you right, the more affable of the two, answers your question. “We're to escort you to the atrium, where the trial will be held. Assuming you don't wish to argue your case, it should not take long. The punishment itself will either be scheduled or dealt out immediately. Depending on what it is they choose to sentence you with.”

>Fantastic, set off immediately.
>Actually, there was something you wanted to do first. (Write-in)
>Write-in

>>36133020
>Fantastic, set off immediately

>>36133020
>Fantastic, set off immediately.

>>36133020
>>Fantastic, set off immediately.
>Actually, there was something you wanted to do first. (bring our oud
>>Write-in
Tell chrysa to watch the dragon through our broache.

>>36133020
Have chrys whatch our kid

>>36133020
>Fantastic, set off immediately.

>>36133020
>Fantastic, set off immediately.
>Inform the others of the situation and ask Chrys to help baby sit again.

>>36133052
>>Inform the others of the situation
No, that would be bad, just tell Darzi since she would understand.

>Set off
>Have Chrys babysit.
You'll also be sure to explain that the dragon is a child, not a pet. I recall some people mentioning that in previous threads.

>>36133020
>>Fantastic, set off immediately.
>Tell chrysa to look after dragon
>Tell Darzi about the situation and to keep everyone calm.
All through the brooch of course.

maybe we should give a brooch to Mortia

>>36133020
Give one of the brooches Ricky stole to Mortia.

>>36133139
We have a couple of extras now so might as well. Let her have one and let SK try and take one apart?

>>36133139
>>36133152
Lets give one to both.

>>36133159
SK already have one

>>36133159
>let SK try and take one apart?
That shit has runes and magic, its totally out of his field of knowledge, fulvia might know something though.

>>36133139
>>36133152
Let's wait till after the punishment to decide that.

>>36133173
Rather, after she starts teaching us

>>36133166
I meant one to experiment with, not the one he uses.

>>36133171
I bet between the two of them they could figure something out.

>not flirting and teasing Mormor back until she becomes flustered
You had one job!

>>36133202
We should say it's adorable how she thinks us simply accepting her teaching as payment is the same as being good with people. That smug ass look was hilarious.

>>36133191
They would need our help as well, and maybe mortia(though it seems like she has less knowledge about runes than us.)

We should save a brooch for Zahak. Our current telepathy is pretty range limited right?

>>36133020
>Fantastic, set off immediately.

>>36133250
>less knowledge about runes
I'm sorry, do you have some reading comprehension problem?
We are the only single person we know of who knows something about runes.
The brooches aren't even magitech most likely, just some sufficiently layered enchantments, and we can solve that on our own. Just like our rig, letting them mess with it might just fuck up the enchantments.

>>36133202
I wanted to squeeze her big titties but I think that would have ended in death

>>36133302
Just use Paralysis then Leech first.

>>36133298
To be fair, he isn't wrong. No knowledge about runes is less knowledge that we have.

>>36133302
I was thinking maybe lettin our eyes linger and rrailing a single finger along her face/hair/side/hip and using that silver tongue.

>>36133202
Hey now, we have a reason to interact with her more so its not all bad. We at least have future opportunities

>>36133357
Anon plz, Mik isn't into bestiality.

>>36133302
>you will never grope Mortia from behind while she tries to make potions

>>36133357
Mortia really seems like the type who can dish it out but can't take it at all. She'd probably get all panicked.

>>36133387
Psh, don't tell that to Chrys

>>36133387
>not teasing the cutie hikki who think she's got us figured out

>>36133159
Speaking of SK, he still has that laser vys sword thing we gave him right? I kinda want to give that a more careful once over, see if we can get some idea of the runes that makes it tick.

>>36133387
>implying
She's not an elf anon

>>36133415
we have to inspect everything we have, anin

Mortia is basically Morrigan, isn't she? Sideboob and all?

http://strawpoll.me/2982013

>>36133470
Where's the massive inter-party orgy option?

Reminder to train chrys in water magic extensively so she won't die at a tragically early age

>>36133501
Look at her rank anon.

>>36133470
When do a we get a poll without a cop out option?

“Great, lets set off immediately and get this over with then.” You glance over your shoulder. “Mortia, follow me. You ought to at least be present for what ought to be your trial.” She frowns, but doesn't protest. You step through the doorway and wait for Mortia to follow you out before shutting the door firmly and letting the flow of vys into the illusion hiding your dragon cut out. You sense confusion, but send Zahak comforting thoughts in the hopes of soothing his nerves.

As you're escorted through the halls by two monks, you reach out towards Chrys via the brooches. “Chrys, are you free? I need you for a task.}

Her response comes after a moment. {I was preparing to perform my nightly ritual before getting some sleep, but I might lend my attention instead to a task. What need do you have of me?}

{I need you to look after Zahak, my dragon. I'm being put on trial for the incident in the gardens between Mortia and those women.} You sense a spike of panic through the brooches, it must be significant indeed if you can feel it even through the tenuous connection the brooches provide. {It's nothing to worry about, I ought to be fine. I merely need you to watch Zahak until I return.}

Her response is hesitant, and concern is clear in her thoughts. {Very well, Mikhael.} A pause, several times you hear the beginnings of vague, half-formed thoughts before she finally transmits something properly comprehensible. {Be careful.}

You further reassure her, careful to keep your mental 'tone' relaxed. {Don't worry, Chrys. Really, I'll be fine. However, I feel I must remind you of something. Zahak is not a mere animal. Rather, he is just as smart as any child, and he ought to be treated as such.}

Her response is significantly more lighthearted than the one previous. {I understand, Mikhael. Is it not customary to roughhouse with one's children? That is all I intend, not to somehow insult or debase its intelligence.}
(1/2)

Her reassurance does much to comfort you. {Good, I merely wished to make sure you understand. After my trial, I will likely be meditating in the garden with Mortia. As a form of recompense for her overreaction. If you need me, that is where I'll be.}

The connection is severed, and you focus once more on the world around you. You emerge from the wing of the temple which houses the rooms of you and your companions and into the main hallways. From there it is only a short walk to the atrium where a small crowd has gathered; among them you note a collection of men and women hobbled by age, most of them with the milky white eyes that indicate the blindness of age. The men are all bearded, most of their beards white. The women have hair as pale as the snow that graces the peaks of northern mountains.

As you're led forward, the crowd parts before you. You hear someone mumble something about a 'disgusting human pig' but it's faint, and whoever said it is quickly hushed by another, apparently more tolerant or at the least more socially graceful brother or sister. The elders, or at least the monks you presume to be the elders, turn to you as you approach. They stand as a group, most of them eyeing not you, but Mortia with either disdain or curiosity.

When you come to a stop before the elders, one of them speaks. A woman, back bent and eyes blind, rasp out something you can't quite catch. A much younger boy, an initiate you'd guess, repeats what she evidently said. “Have you anything to say on your companions behalf?”

>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.
>No, you've nothing to say on her behalf. Can we get on with this?
>Write-in

>>36133470
>it's the norm to be polygamic
>/tg/ wants to be monogamous
should've known people would go with the worst option even if the cultural norms are reversed

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
We ought to mention that Mortia was provoked but NOT that the sisters were equally at fault, since they didn't attack her, just insult her.

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.
Now hurry up then, we have things to do

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
>>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133549
>No, you've nothing to say on her behalf. Can we get on with this?

>>36133549
>No, you've nothing to say on her behalf. Can we get on with this?

>>36133549
>>Only that the sisters were equally at fault, and ought similarly be punished.

>>36133550
Honestly they'll switch sides when they find another girl they like just as much as the one they are gunning for now. It's just that chrys is the only one who we see often, and has shown intrest in mik

>>36133549
>inb4 the punishment is to kill Mortia

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>>36133465
Less of a bitch and doesn't act like a massive edge lord.

>>36133549
Say something about how the others failed to provide the respect that one of our household and their guest deserves.

>>36133638
This. I mean, the moment Mortia started flirting with Mik people suddenly seemed all over her, where as before there was no interest.

>>36133638
I like Chrys cause she's funny, and very much awkward with her feelings. Its cute

>>36133663
Have you been reading the threads? There's been a few anons interested in Mortia for a while.

>>36133638
You underestimate my Chrys loyalty anon

http://strawpoll.me/2982036

>>36133663
Nigga what? People have been into Mortia for ages, this shit just incentivizes it

>>36133573
>>36133582
>>36133594
>>36133597
>>36133599
>>36133601
>>36133606
>>36133622
>Sisters equally at fault.

>>36133655
>>36133593
>Sisters not necessarily equally at fault but share some of the blame.

>>36133607
>>36133615
>Not a thing, now hurry it up.

Writin'

>>36133689
>No Prof
>No Ricky

>>36133673
Her portrait pic is also amazing. I don't know what it is exactly but there is something haunting about it.

>>36133702
Soma its time to cull the waifu fags.

>>36133689
WHERE IS RICKY ANON WHERE IS RICKY

>>36133715
>>36133707
Good luck making a male elderitch being your wife

>33 people in the thread
Damn, that just seems like a lot.

>>36133712
I'd prefer if he cull the powergaming fags who want to spam meditate and video game up this shit

>>36133746
I wish they would chop in on the strawpolls, I need it for my charts

>>36133746
Just look in the lower right.
>>36133748
True, it is annoying how they purposely try to fail DCs or not go for great, just to game the system.

>>36133765
Soma encourages us not spending on rolls though, that's not power sperging, its literally the only way to get better at non-magic skills

>>36133784
>Soma encourages us not spending on rolls though
Where does he encourage people?

>>36133748
Have you noticed the shit we've been going up against? Getting the tools needed to survive against shit like a warlord when simple bandits and pirates are as well equipped and armed as we've faced so far is hardly powergaming. Mik is a very small fish swimming around in a pond with leviathans.

>>36133791
I'm frankly impressed Soma can still make us feel small-time when we're god damn interdimensional travelers and loaded to the dick with cash.

>>36133791
Nah, miks a big fish, he's just coated in a special formula dubbed "BQMC" it attracts leviathans like nobody's buissness

>>36133788
By outright stating that it's how we level up

>>36133838
Thats not encouraging the players, that's answering the questions on how to level up skills.
He has yet to say that we should fail a DC, to level up a skill.

>>36133791
To be fair, I'd rather have Mik stay small, not small like we are right now let him grow a bit more, but have the gang grow as well so we can take on things like the 'rats and the warlord with a team of highly trained guys instead of setting up the bomb by using invis pot+nuclear device

>>36133302
>Squeeze her breasts
>HONK HONK

>>36133858
Not spending to get a Great Success is not the same thing as willingly failing a DC. Not everything you do has to be a great success and when you get rewards for not pumping everything up to the best success it can be you get better at that skill because you aren't relying on Vys as a crutch.

>>36133858
Anon, when you make something the only way to get better at a skill, it's encouraging people to do it. And who said "fail" just accept regular successes when they come and don't spend on them

>>36133867
>being stupid and putting people's lives on the line because you want a better story
>wanting more characters when we talk to very few per update

>>36133886
>>36133885
So you guys want to purposely gimp ourselves when in the past aiming for great success is optimal.

>>36132749
Puella Magi Madoka Magica ?

The cat is evil, the girls turn into the witches, and the yandere bitch antagonist wished to save the MC which resulted in groundhog daying a whole month and eventually Madoka figures it out and wishes to save Homura resulting in M becoming a concept and H being the only person who remembers her.

Now you don't have to watch it, and nothing was lost.

>>36133910
>gimp
A success is a success

>>36133910
Great success is optimal if you get it naturaly.

Passing a roll, then spending vys to make it a great is less than optimal, it's still good but you get diminishing returns than a nat great success.

>>36133702
Jesus, guys. What's next, we going to start fucking elves?

It's like you're forgetting we're in a setting of Fantastic Racism.

Please, can we at least talk about how if you goad a dog, who'se at fault for getting bit? The dog for reacting naturally, or the dumbasses egging it on?

>>36133929
Huehuehue, i'm gonna laugh if he meant spoilering the image.

>>36133702
If we get a normal success and raise it to a great success does the related skills get a decrease?
Than if it stayed at a normal success or is the decrease related to if we got a natural great success?

>>36133995
Anon try speaking English

>>36133995
As I see it.
>reg success gives you 100exp.
>natural great gives 150.
>reg success+vys to change it to great gives 130.

>>36134014
Its almost two in the mornaing and the last session fucked up my sleep schedule.
What i'm trying to ask is basically this.
>>36133702
Would the skill gained from going for a great success be a lesser amount than if we stayed at a normal success.

>>36133910
Aiming for Great Success depends on the situation. The one last thread was a waste of Vys, a success is a success. Being insecure with your ability and relying on magic to cover for any and every imperfection will ultimately weaken the character in the long run. Not just mechanically either. As is Mik relies to heavily on Vys for situations that aren't severe enough to warrant the extra effort. There are times when using magic to enhance his abilities affect how others react as well especially if they can tell he's doing so (This happened once a while back though it didn't turn into anything big).

>>36134031
I'd go 150-the amount of vys we had to spend*3

>>36133977
Are you talking comparing Mortia to a dog to appeal to their racism? Are do you actually think this is the same thing? Its hard to tell.

>>36134094
Shit meant "or" not are. I blame the painkillers.

You raise your voice above the low din of conversation so that you can be certain everyone hears you. “I've only this to say on my companion's behalf: the sisters she attacked are just as at fault for their fate as Mortia. Had they not invited her to eat with them specifically so that they may make fun of her, this would never have happened. They ought to be punished similarly.”

The low murmur of conversation that had pervaded the atrium rises into a incomprehensible din of arguing voices. You catch a number of voices hesitantly supporting you, where as the majority of others seem wholly against the idea. Frankly, you just sort of tune the voices out. It's fairly easy to do when they blend together into an incomprehensible slurry. When the voices finally still, the old woman speaks up once more. “Your beliefs are noted, Brother Abdul-Hakim. You'll receive ten lashes as punishment for failing to control your household.”

Ten lashes? You ought to be able to take ten lashes without breaking a sweat. You still feel like being a snide asshole though, and so speak up. “Of course, Elder. I have been neglecting the duties laid out to me by the temple. I suppose that when a man is busy single-handedly wiping out a band of well equipped, well trained pirates; saving the Shah's life after having already avenged the death of the previous Shah; and attending to the innumerable small disasters which plague his life like some sort of illness, things such as keeping the behavior of his 'household', as you people insist on calling it, fall by the wayside.”
(1/2)

That sets off another rousing burst of discussion, this time you think most of it is sympathetic but, frankly, you don't care. You're too busy displaying the cockiest grin you can muster to the collection of elders gathered to sentence you. When the voices of the crowd finally die down the woman waves a hand dismissively. “Strip yourself to the britches-” A man steps out of the crowd, at least seven and a half feet tall and impressively muscled; especially for a Samjan. He holds in his hands a barbed whip, spikes of metal knotted throughout the leather. “-Brother Nejem will attend to your punishment.”

>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.
>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.
>Hey, nobody said the whip was going to be spiked. What's the deal?
>Write-in

>>36134089
>a success is a success.
except it was for hiding the dragon, my guess is that the dragon would have made a noise(still wouldn't have been found out, but they would know we have a creature).
>weaken the character in the long run
Who siad this?
the characters finding out about the vys thing was an answer to a question of mine, and soma has seem to not bother with it ever since, and only mentioned it after i asked, but yeah if he remember it could be a problem, but he also said that the vatis would see it as only natural thing to do..

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

I have a feeling the vatis in the temple might notice if we use magic

>>36134163
>>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.
Brutal, I'll make a song of it later

>>36134163
>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.
Knowing when to use magic so you don't start screaming and crying in front of a crowd is part of being a man.

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

>>36134163
>>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

>>36134163
>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.
>Call for Darzia via broaches , we might be too drained from numbing ourselfs to heal up.

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

>>36134031
>>36134041
I don't actually use XP, but I'll use it to illustrate my point here.
>Unassisted Great Success: 300 XP
>Unassisted Regular Success: 100 XP
>Assisted Great Success: 50 XP
>Assisted Regular Success: 10 XP
>Assisted Regular Failure: 0 XP
>Unassisted Regular Failure: 50 XP
>Severe Failure: 100 XP

>>36134163
>Hey, nobody said the whip was going to be spiked. What's the deal?

if they are going to pull that shit then

>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.

>>36134163
>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.

>>36134179
So need to make some final jape with that.
Punish them with the oud.

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.
>>36134197
Morta is right there anon, plus this is a temple of water vatis if we are too bad of a condition they would heal us, plus we have to have her watch the dragon.

>>36134197
We have 37 vys and near grandmaster level healing. There is no way taking 10 lashes is going to drain us that much.

>>36134205
Thanks, that'll certainly help

>>36134205
I see, in you're opinion which do you think people should aim for?

>>36134163
>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

>>36134163
>>You'll use magic to numb yourself, to make sure you don't cry out.

Eh. We can put our endurance to the test later. Let's not worry anyone unduly just to prove we've a great big dick.

>>36134224
You've never been lashed by a spiked whip

>>36134163
>>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.
It won't count if we use magic
They'll know that we did and keep whipping

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>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

lets heal up every lash as he makes them and be like
"Oh i'm sorry did you start yet?"
"Huh, I didn't know we have mosquitoes in here"
"Hey can someone let the whipper know that his grandmother was in here trying to work me over?"
"No man, you gotta put your whole body into it."
"Mind getting my left side next? I got an itch that needs scratching there."

Just to say, if someone goes out of their way to fuck with our household while we're in the temple, let's feed them to Ricky.

>>36134205
Nice. Now maybe people will consider just keeping regular successes more seriously.

>>36134163
>>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.
>>36134287
glorius.

>>36134287
Seconded as long as we don't numb the apin.

>>36134163
>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

>>36134177
>>36134179
>>36134188
>>36134194
>>36134198
>>36134215
>>36134254
>>36134279
>>36134281
>>36134307
>LIKE A MAN

>>36134182
>>36134197
>>36134206
>>36134212
>>36134259
>>36134253
>Fuck that, you've got appearances to keep up.

>>36134246
>Implying I'm going to answer that.

ROOOOOLL ME 3d10-2 (-6 from spiked whip, +2 from arrogance, +2 from bravery) vs DC 18

>>36134163
>>You'll take your punishment like a man, and try not to cry out.

Rolled 6, 6, 8 + 6 = 26 (3d10 + 6)

>>36134321
welp let's be a man

Rolled 5, 3, 6 - 2 = 12 (3d10 - 2)

>>36134321

>>36134287
You severly underestimate what being whipped feels like.
Oh and we should get something to bite down on

Rolled 9, 7, 8 - 2 = 22 (3d10 - 2)

>>36134321

Rolled 10, 9, 1 + 6 = 26 (3d10 + 6)

>>36134321

Rolled 10, 6, 1 + 6 = 23 (3d10 + 6)

>>36134321

Rolled 3, 8, 10 - 2 = 19 (3d10 - 2)

>>36134321

>>36134321
>our arrogance gives us a +2
10/10

>>36134332
>>36134340
>>36134342

Why are you rolling at +6?

>>36134287
"B-be gentle now, it's my first time."

Rolled 10, 8, 4 - 2 = 20 (3d10 - 2)

>>36134321
Can we do this as well?
>>36134287

>>36134365
even though I type a - it turned into a +

>>36134332
>18, 12, 22 vs DC 18
>Regular Success
Huh, pretty good. Any one roll only had a 30% chance of passing. Anyway, writin'.
You could spend vys to make it a Great Success, but that would sort of defeat the purpose of not numbing yourself with magic in the first place.

>>36134321

Afterwards, can we ask what punishment the Elders get for being unable to control THEIR household? After all, even if she is a human it's pretty poor behaviour to treat a guest like that. After all, if she's part of our household, than an insult to her is an insult to US as well.

Are we allowed to duel the people who offended our honour? Because we can take a lashing, but if people are going to spit on our standing then we're going to have a problem.

>>36134376
You've got to do +-2. Plus negative two. It's weird.

Rolled 5, 8, 3 - 2 = 14 (3d10 - 2)

>>36134376
dice+3d10+-2 like that?

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>>36134287
my face when the whipping guy is the one who is crying at the end of this

>>36134377
nah, better use the pain to write a song about it.
You punished me, now it's time for your to earn your punishment.

>>36134377
Can we do the smarky remarks as shown here?
>>36134287