>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

Not to mention retelling the drunken shenanigans to everyone after they sober up.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

We can remember all the embarassing things they said.

>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

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>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.


Time to hopefully not die horribly!

>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.
Drinking impedes the mind's ability to remember drunken hijinks, so let's not drink

>>36172763
this!

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>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.
The night is YOUNG, my friend! Can't waste it getting slobbed so soon, yaknow.

>>36172715
>Ah fuck it. Might as well join in.
but don't go overboard

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>>36172767
Wrong pic man.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172715
>>Ah fuck it. Might as well join in.
Daily reminder that Merc drinking contests are best drinking contests

>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172715
>Ah fuck it. Might as well join in

okay, headcount, how many of you guys are /m/echaheads here?

>>36172747
This!

>>36172715
>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.
Haha time for planes
may as well while VC PC has been bugging on my end for this week

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>>36172848
O hi Mangafag, how goes the Wendy?

>>36172971
I'm one.

>>36172715
>>Someone's gotta be the sober one in this sorry lot. Refrain from drinking.

>>36172996
>VC PC
>Bugging
Huh? What's with VC bugging up?

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>>36173012
Zeke or Feddie?

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>>36172715
So far, you've refrained from drinking, mostly because you figure the group had to have at least one level headed member to keep the others from doing something stupid. Plus you never understood the whole "getting drunk till you literally pass out" culture too well.

"Hey, come on!" Lara laughs as she hooks an arm around you while holding a big pitcher of beer in the other. "Can't let the lady of the night sit in the corner being all grumpy!"

"What? What makes me so important?" You raise an eyebrow?"

"You don't know?" Lara gasps. "The intel guys interrogating the rebel prisoners leaked it out a little earlier. The Stovie rebels are calling you the White Wind!"

>...White Wind?
>They must be confusing me for someone else.
>Oh, that's nice.
>Other

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>>36173016
For whatever reason on my end the movement input decides to register for like 3 seconds, and then decide for a few frames to not want to move. REALLY shitty when it comes to dodging bullet fire

That being said I'm hearing and seeing people talk about bugs that only seem to be on a few people's ends, pic related

>>36173041
Feddie. Zeon's soldier zeal is nice but generally massivelly offset by the monsters in the top positions.

>>36173066
>>...White Wind?

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>>36173066

>...White Wind?
>They must be confusing me for someone else.

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>>36173066
>Oh, that's nice.
>Other
>How very imaginative.
>Delivered in signature Belkan Deadpan-ness.

>>36173066
>Oh, that's nice.

>>36173066
>>...White Wind?
Better find the context of this or how they came up with the name.

>>36173066
>...White Wind?

Isn't our plane blue?

>>36173066
>>...White Wind?

>>36173066
>...White Wind?

>>36173066
>>Oh, that's nice.

>>36173066
>>Oh, that's nice.

>>36173087
Oops forgot to mention. Vector Thrust. Was mentioned in the last SWQ89 thread.

It's a cell shaded ace combat successor for PC

>>36173066
>...White Wind?
Huh? But the plane is blue-ish.

>>36173094
Maybe the survivors saw our Valkyrie Emblem since it does use Karla as a visual reference.

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>>36173076
Welp, it seems Sega is also getting the Ubisoft syndrome with these port...

>>36173079
SCUM

>>36173094
Maybe it's because we keep bringing the snow

>>36173066
>>...White Wind?

>>36173066
>>...White Wind?

>>36172998
At very worst it'll up on Ghost's quest.

>>36173066
>Oh, that's nice.
That's cute.

>>36173066
>>36173089
seconding dead pan.

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>>36173157
Sweet. We shall wait warmly while you do your best and prepare.

I do hope Shitscribbler is also doing well.

>>36173089
This.

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>>36173066
"Must be confusing me for someone else." You grunt. "Last I checked, my plane is blue."

"Well, technically, yes, but your wings are white due the feather pattern." Lilian points. "And generally, the wings of an aircraft are the most visible."

"Nah, she just doesn't know the Stovies' brand of naming conventions!" Lara laughs as she downs easily a quarter of her pitcher, spilling a bit of it on your jacket. Ew.

"So, then, what significance does the White Wind carry?" You ask. Considering Lara lived right across the border from Estovakia, she was the most knowledgeable of your group.

"Well, in the olden times, the Stovies didn't have neat things like gas heaters and modern insulation, and they live pretty far north, as you see, so every time winter came around, they'd hole up in their houses for a few months and pray that they wouldn't freeze to death in the meantime. Estovakian winters are always proceeded by huge wind storms from the north, so the Stovies saw the 'White Wind' as an ill omen, since whenever the wind came, winter came shortly after, and it always brought DEATH!"

"Are you sure that's real or are you just making it up?" You raise an eyebrow.

"I... uh... don't actually remember." Lara blinks, shrugs, and downs the rest of the pitcher. "But it still sounds cool, right?"

Ugh.

>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...
>I don't like it at all.
>I'm not really interested in such things.
>Other

>>36173303
>I don't like it at all.
Needs more snow and valkyries

>>36173303
>I'm not really interested in such things.
Belkan. Deadpan.

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
>Mutter something about clay

>>36173303
>>Other
I want a better nickname... Maybe something appropriately dour and Belkan (deadpan)

>>36173303
>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303

>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...
Don't be dull

>>36173347
Well until they find out we're Belkan, I don't think that'll happen anytime soon.

>>36173303
>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173340
Okay, seconding this, just because.

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
>I'm not really interested in such things.
but
>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.
Also >>36173340 GIVE CLAY BACK!

>>36173390
This

>>36173303
>I'm not really interested in such things.

Any chance we get to meet someone plot-important tonight?

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...
if we weren't interested in such things ,we wouldn't have painted our plane like we did

>>36173303
>>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173519
Or we just like our plane painted and don't give a fuck what other people think?

>>36173303
>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173303
"I'm not really interested in such things." You grumble. You're just here to fly and get paid. Picking up notoriety like that just makes you a bigger target. Sure, pilots like the Demon Lord and Mobius One were living legends, but you're sure having enemy aces constantly going after you and your title would get EXTREMELY tiresome at some point.

"Hey, what's with that attitude?" Lara frowns. "You know a lot of pilots would give up their left arm to get some recognition from the enemy!"

"Meh. Karla just doesn't appreciate the finer things of being a pilot." Amy rolls her eyes.

>Are you implying something?
>I'm more of a pilot than you.
>I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.
>Other

>>36173303
>>I'm not really interested in such things.

>>36173303
>I have to admit, it does have a certain ring to it...

>>36173557
That doesn't make sense anon...

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>>I'm more of a pilot than you.
I'll ring your bells, bitch!

>>36173587
>>Are you implying something?

>>36173587
>Other
Says the ground-pounder

>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587

>I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

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>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.
I take that as a lighthearted jab and nothing else.

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

Bar fight?

>>36173587
>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173587
>Are you implying something?

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>>36173633
OW THIS. THIS THIS THIS!

>>36173633
OUCH... but a little too catty for our Karla?

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.

>>36173700
Yeah, I don't like it. Is it that time of the month?

>>36173587

I consider her words, a mercenary without a reputation gets paid shittily. Imagine how much Galm would get paid, winning the Belkan War single handedly

>> more of a pilot than you

>>36173700
What's kind of Belkan can't make with the snark?

How do we go about converting our Artemis Funbucks into real cash?

>>36173587
>>Just go back to getting drunk, Amy.
all of these responses just sound like we're being a cunt

>>36173789
Well I suppose we can attribute Karla's prickliness by the phone call she had with her uncle.

>>36173789
None of this really sounds like snark, just sounds like she's PMS'ing or something.

>>36173796
nah, we need to convert our Artemis funbucks into a SAAB 37 Viggen

>>36173812
How, exactly, does it come of as bitching, especially when Amy fired the first shots?

>>36173812
>>36173798
Yeah, all options just come off as being bitchy for no reason, kind of out of character for Karla.

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>>36173587
You bite back the urge to snipe back at Amy. The girl was already well past buzzed judging from the way her face was colored and how she swayed to and fro in regular intervals. You'll chalk it up to the alcohol talking, so you opt to take the high road.

"Just go back to getting drunk, Amy." You sigh.

"H-hey. Maybe I WILL!" Amy retorts weakly as she finishes off her drink, with Lilian chuckling at her alcohol-induced childishness.

"Karlaaaaaaaaaaaa." Lara tightens her grip on you, pressing her her cheek against yours. Her cheek felt like a burning iron touching against yours, testament to the amount of alcohol running through her system. "C'mon! Just sitting not drinking anything is just pure party pooper behavior!"

"I'm not interested." You frown, trying to avert your eyes away from Lara.

"Come awwuuuuuuuuuuun. Just one!" Lara whines, holding a filled beer glass right in front of your face. "For your bestest wingmate?"

>My answer is still no.
>Fine. One. Just. One.
>Other

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>My answer is still no.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>Other
Hey, isn't that Wolf over there?

>>36173853
>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>>My answer is still no.
One leads two and three, and just no.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.
Can't say no to your wingmate like that.

>>36173853
>Other
SURPRISE KISSU
THAT OUGHTA SHUT HER UP

>>36173853
>>My answer is still no.
Designated driver.

>>36173853
>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173853
>>Other
Take out silver flask from pocket... full of maple syrup flavored whiskey (Karla's secret stash)

Just to screw with them.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.
>Just one kiss!

>>36173853
>>My answer is still no.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.
>>Other
"Only for a kiss."

>>36173853
>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173907
This.

>>36173853
>>36173907
seconded

>>36173853
>>36173907
This

>>36173907
Oh goddammit. No.

>>36173907
So we're going for yuri on this or is this too early to call?

>>36173907
... Is karla even gay? Why not just go full mercenary and say that you need to charge Lara $100 dollars or sosmething

>>36173907
>>36173894
Muh wingmates.

>>36173853
>>Fine. One. Just. One.

>>36173907
>>36173925
Fuck no.

>>36173893
Seconding

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>>36173940
>>36173939
Put it up to some of us trying to find a surefire way to shut Lara up, fast.

>>36173907
No, please no. pls no

>>36173940
Either the /u/boats have arrived in force, or they're just trying to fuck with Lara

>>36173853
>Fine. One. Just. One.

Lets make some anti-/u/fags mad.

>>36173961
Right because it isn't actually going to turn into some bullshit wiafu crap as it always, always does.

Damn it /tg/.

>>36173907
No

>>36173961
So you're shutting her up despite taking the drink?

>>36173853
>My answer is still no.

No point in even voting. The samefags will handle this one.

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>>36173999
No, I mean, before she can pass the glass, Karla gives her a quick peck/sloppy one then runs away while Lara is distracted.

Or at least that's how I picture it.

>>36173983
Being /tg/ is suffering.

>>36173907
Christ no. Why do you people think of these things.

>>36174020
>yurifags are ruining my pure and blue world T_T

>>36174032
Fuck off. That is stupid.

>>36174049
No, thats Coordinators

>>36174032
Again how does that work into shutting her up for good?

This reminds me of magical girl hunter

>>36174049
They ruin every goddamn quest.

>>36174049
Oh hell, who let a Blue Cosmos zealot in here?

>>36173972
Aren't they the same thing?

>>36174020
Actually there has been only a handful of samefags. Just look at the unique posters.

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>>36173853
"Fine. One. Just. One." You acquiesce and grab the beer glass, putting it up against your lips...

>roll 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36174085

>>36174062
>oh no, women might kiss in a questm h-how politically incorrect

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36174085
KNIGHT PUNCHER!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36174085
Snow it

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36174085
inb4 1

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36174085

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>36174085

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36174085

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36174085
I CHANNEL JAGER STURMFUHRER

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36174085
Rollin

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36174049
It just tends to get old when the vast majority of quests with a female protagonist are yuri

>>36174085
rollin

>>36174091
>>36174093
>>36174096
WHYYYY?
>>36174076
No, one's serious, the other has a shitty comeback

>>36174093
Well Shit, I fucked up didn't I?

>>36174093
Oh hell.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36174093
...

>>36174093
Well, we aren't remembering tonight

>>36174105
That's been proven wrong so many times it's not even worth bringing up here. You're just an angry bigot.

>>36174093
>>36174103
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
IT WAS VMQ2 INSTEAD

>>36174093
Oh... unlucky number 4 >>36174096

It's spiked with a truly terrible hot sauce

>>36174093

ALRIGHTY THEN

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36174093
>>36174103

STOP THAT, YOU'LL END UP KILLING HIS EXPIE IN THIS QUEST AND WE WON'T BE ABLE TO HUSBANDO HIM

>>36174130
Wanting a change of pace is different from biggotry.

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>>36174093
I dunno if I should be glad I didn't make the roll in time.

>>36174103
>>36174093
I guess that means Jaegar still really hates belkans.

>>36174146
I wanted to avoid drunk karla and ended up getting her shit faced.

FUCK!

>>36174103
>>36174093
OK, new rule, we shall never mention Him when making rolls

Don't we use a Roll Under system in this quest? I.E. Low rolls are good?

>>36174167
Not until we meet this universes version of him and husbando the shit out of him

I guess we had a good reason for avoiding drinking.

>>36174184
For combat only, that is.

I don't think this qualifies.

>>36174184
Only in the skies

Quick question for you guys here:

I don't know what Ace Combat really is. But I followed GBFQ and enjoyed it despite only a cursory knowledge of Gundam and Gundam accessories. Will I miss a lot of the meat of this quest if I don't know much about Ace Combat setting/fighters, or can I pretty much dive in?

>>36173853
>My answer is still no.

>>36174205
>>36174208
Oh well. Time to get smashed... please don't tell me we're getting smashed on one beer. That would just be embarrassing.

Can we have it spiked with something a lot stronger at least?

>>36173907
this

>>36174238
Dive in. Arcade style flight shooter. I know nothing of planes other than I'm an American so everything my nation has ever produced is fantastic.

>>36174238
Tis better if you read up a bit. Strangereal backstories are very immersive, if you ask me.

>>36174238
I'm sure you can join in fine, but you'll definitely get more enjoyment out of this if you play AC 4-5-0. Break out the ps2 or emulator.

>>36174238
It's fine, you don't need in-depth knowledge of Strangereal, we'll get the info we need from plot dumps, and the planes will be explained by the sperglords and descriptions
>>36174242
Dude, where'd you get that time machine?

>>36174238
Ace Combat is an extremely arcadey flight game. I'm linking a playthrough to you, this guy only uses the canon planes.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE22D9E5FD8D505C6

>>36174238
At most you'll miss some geopolitical references and mentions of game characters.
I know next to nothing about AC (or, for that matter, planes) and I'm still enjoying this quest a lot.

>>36174294
He's probably John Titor.

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>>36174238
Things to know:
1. The setting is known as strangereal. All the planes that are developed in reality are developed by their sorta-counterparts in Strangereal. It's not straight 1:1.
2. The people in Strangereal fucking love their wars. They are short but there are A LOT of them.
3. Ace pilots in real life are amazing and usually amass hundreds of kills, when five is all you need for ace status. ACE pilots in Strangereal are even more absurdly good and a few have single handedly turned the tides of wars.
4. Belka a shit

>>36174321
Dude, no hatin now.

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>>36174321
>4.
This is the future you chose

>>36174321
Get a load of this Usti

>>36174321
>The people in Strangereal fucking love their wars. They are short but there are A LOT of them.
Basically Somalia or the Balkans?

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>>36174085
And the next thing you know, you wake up in the cockpit of your Phantom with a splitting headache. You look around, wondering just how the hell you got in here. And finally, as your brain finally begins to wake up as well, you realize that you can't remember how the hell you got here.

And that's when the headache hits.

It obviously did not take an ace pilot to realize that you most likely got carried away with the drinking and went overboard. Goddamn, you figured you would've learned from last time, but apparently not. Wincing from the pain, you try to fight off the headache to clear your mind. You check your surroundings quickly. Of course, you were in your Phantom, meaning you were in your squadron's hangar rather than your barracks. You also just notice that there's a blanket drawn over you. Apparently, you either brought it with you or somebody placed it on you.

Summoning your strength, you crack open your cockpit canopy and look around. You can see Amy and Lilian also tucked away in their respective planes, similarly passed out. However, Lara's F-15 was empty. You look down and see her curled up at the foot of your Phantom's boarding ladder, fast asleep as well.

The hangar doors were closed, but judging from the windows, it was still dark out. Probably the very early morning hours.

Now you were starting to feel a bit anxious. Just what the hell happened last night?

>Whatever. Just stay put and sleep off this damn headache.
>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.
>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.
>Other

>>36174321
Considering Galm One racked up 150+ Ace kills I'd say 3 is an understatement.

>>36174367
>>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.

Remember what happened when we tried to wake up Sam in VMQ1?

>>36174367
>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.

MY PURE AND BLUE WORLD, FOREVER SHATTERED

>>36174367
>>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.

>>36174367
>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.
>>36174363
Sort of like Classical Greece, every now and then two or more nations get in a toss-up, but they almost never last more than a year

>>36174367
>>Whatever. Just stay put and sleep off this damn headache.

>>36174367
>>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.

>>36174367
>>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.

>>36174367
>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.
>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.
Do these together. Punishment for Lara. Screw her hangover.

>>36174367
>>Other
Are we decent?

We are not wearing the bunny suit or that nurse outfit, yes?

Oh god, where are our clothes.

>>36174367
>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.
Fuck was in that beer.

>>36174448
Regret and sorrow. Possibly also lesbians.

>>36174367
>Whatever. Just stay put and sleep off this damn headache.

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>>36174388
GO HOME AZRAEL, YOU'RE DRUNK

>>36174367
>>Go take a stroll outside. Maybe the cold air will help you recover.
>>Check clothing first though.

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I bet Karla got drunk and started hitting on Wolf.
"Hey there, handsome. I'm a pilot."
"I know...so am I..."

>>36174459
>spoilers
I once drank a beer spiked with that. Tasted like flowers. No further effect.

>>36174367
>Try to wake up Lara and ask her what happened.

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I have a feeling the four of them were sloppily dragging themselves to the hangars planning to go on an unauthorized hop and were singing,
>99 BOTTLES OF VODKA ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF VODKA... SHOOPIDIDOOPIDIDOOP

>>36174573
But we're not Stovies/Yukes

>>36174588
>99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER... SHOOPIDIDOOPIDIDOOP

I think I know what happened, Lara gave us the blanket to keep us warm when we passed out. That's why she's not in her F-15.

Also where is Larry?

>>36174617
Tis the hangar, not the Artemis Warehouse bruh.

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>>36174367
You decide that getting some fresh air would do you some good. You slowly and carefully get out of your cockpit and make your way down the ladder, being especially careful not to step on Lara. You pause and looking at your wingmate, sleeping peacefully on the floor. Not willing to just leave her on the ground like that, you glance around to see if anybody was looking, and then cover Lara up with your blanket. Judging from what you saw, Lara was probably the one that put it on you in the first place.

Leaving your wingmates to sleep it off, you stretch your arms and legs and walk out of the hangar and are immediately hit with a wall of cold air. It sends shivers throughout your entire body, but it also felt rather cleansing in a way. It jumpstarts your nervous system and you already feel much more clearheaded and alert.

Looking around, you can see the base was now dark and quiet, as per usual in the graveyard hours. Of course, the runway lights and the tower were still lit for night patrols and in case of emergency landings, but otherwise, the rest of the base was more or less dark.

What wasn't dark, however, were the Military Police jeeps prowling the base, Pretty obvious with those headlights and police lights blazing through the darkness.

>Maybe you should ask them what's going on.
>Maybe you should go back inside...
>Ignore them and keep walking around.
>Other

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should ask them what's going on.

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should ask them what's going on.
Does Karla carry a sidearm?

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should go back inside...

>MPs

NOPE.

They're probably looking for us.

>>36174701
>Maybe you should ask them what's going on.
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAKE!!!

>>36174701
>>Ignore them and keep walking around.

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should go back inside...

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should go back inside...
>MPs out and about
Hahaha. No thanks.

>>36174701
>Maybe you should go back inside...
You NEVER seek out MPs

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should go back inside...

Someone needs to watch over our passed-out wingmates.

>>36174701
>Maybe you should go back inside...

Yeaahhh... Nope.

>>36174701
>Maybe you should go back inside...

>>36174701
>Maybe you should go back inside...

>>36174701
Hold yer horses.

.... WHAT THE HELL DID BRAVO SQUADRON DO LAST NIGHT

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should go back inside...

>>36174419
If Karla is naked, she probably has Godiva hair covering her naughty bits.

>>36174746
This

>>36174419
Pretty sure we're in our fatigues, we wouldn't be going out otherwise

>>36174701
>Maybe you should go back inside...

>>36174701
>>Maybe you should ask them what's going on.

Drone Witches of Galilee Quest when, Merc?

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>>36174701
Yeah...whenever the MPs were out, that was NEVER a good sign. That either meant there were enemy infiltrators inside the base, or the base personnel had too rowdy a night and now they were out enforcing curfew.

You were going to go with the latter explanation. Not wishing to be spotted, you quietly slip back into the hangar. That left you with a hangar with three sleeping wingmates. Not much to do, really.

>Go back to sleep.
>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.
>Search for clues without having to wake them.
>Other

>>36174924
>>Other
snuggle with our wingmate.

Shes got our blanket.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.
More fun this way.

>>36174924
>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.

>>36174924
>>36174937
This

>>36174924
>>36174937
second

>>36174924
>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.
Wake up Lilian, she's probably the least hung over

>>36174924
>>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
seconding >>36174937

>>36174924
>>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.

>>36174924
>>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.
Time to go Phoenix Wright up in this bitch.

>>36174924
>>36174937
supporting

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>36174937
this

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>>Try to wake one of the girls to see if they remember anything.

>>36174937
Under the blanket and sleep.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

>>36174924
>Search for clues without having to wake them.

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>>36174924
Hm, while going back to sleep was a bit tempting, especially considering how comfortable your wingmates seemed to be, the mystery of what happened after you took that drink kept nagging at you. You had to find out in order to preserve your sanity!

However, you really didn't want to disturb your squadmates, so you figured you had to do it discreetly.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36175266

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36175266
KNIGHT PUNCHER!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36175266

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36175266

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36175266

>>36175275
>>36175279
>>36175282
Karla confirmed for Belkan Ninja Valkyrie

>>36175275
I guess we found out.

>>36175275
We Sherlocked the secrets

>>36175275
>>36175279
>>36175282
So uh, does this mean we're saved?

>>36175275
Fuck yes.

>>36175275

When Jager woke Sam up, he failed hard. When Karla woke them up, she succeeded.

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>>36175299
OBJECTION! We have yet to find all the necessary clues to crack this case.
TAKE THAT!

>>36175275
On our off time, we do detective work. Didn't you know?

>>36175324
No crap, Karla

>>36175324
our uncle does is a spook, it only makes since we picked a few things up from him

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>>36175322
>>36175299
Addendum, it is possible that a witness must be questioned in order to get the full story of the previous night. Said witness must be someone other than our wingmates.

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>>36175266
Glancing down at Lara, you could see a cell phone clutched in her hand. It was almost too easy. You quietly snatch the phone of her hands. Lara mumbles and shifts a bit, but is not roused from her slumber. You turn on the screen and it take you straight to the menu, much to your surprise. Then again, Lara did seem to be the extremely trusting type, so maybe the fact she didn't password protect her phone wasn't so surprising at all.

Oh boy, you were really starting to get some really weird temptations now...

>Searching through ALL THE FILES!
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.
>Other

>>36175476
>>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.
Primary objective, folks

>>36175476
>Searching through ALL THE FILES!
IS SHE THE SPY?!

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night

>>36175476
>>Searching through ALL THE FILES!

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.
Suddenly this theme plays...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As6NRNCeMRI

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476
>>Searching through ALL THE FILES!
Think of the shenaniganry.

>>36175476
>>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175476

>Searching through ALL THE FILES!

>>36175518
>inb4 Lara is bi

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.

>>36175536
inb4 so are we and we go out and be each others wingman and bring a hot catch back to the hanger to share between us

>>36175566
Roll nat 1: They both get drunk and wake up with Pixy between the two of them.

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>>36175566
What? Naw, it's just Lara.

Karla a CHASTE

>>36175588
and Edge underneath them

>>36175588
Isn't Pixy like in his 40s?

Like it matters

>>36175476
>Just search for stuff pertaining to this night.
Let's not betray our wingman's trust. We have our honor to uphold.

>>36175617
speaking of age, how old is Karla, I got the impression she wasn't young as she spent time in the war and then as a commercial pilot, that kind of career takes a fair amount of time for training

>>36175617
>>36175607
>>36175588
MUH PEACE
MUH BORDERS
AND A WHOLE LOT OF SNOW

>>36175646
Mid to late 20s.

>>36175566
Oh yes please.

>>36175266
thumbnail of this image looks like she's taking her shorts off or something.

>>36175476
You fight the urge to peek. You liked to think you were the honorable sort and you were already pushing your moral boundaries rifling through Lara's personal property like this. Best to just get what you were looking for. You immediately go to her photo album, where you see a lot of drunken selfies of herself as well as with you and the rest of the squadron, and a few pilots and personnel. You also noted you were quite visibly drunk. The photos grew progressively raunchy until it culminated into something that makes your heart stop and your eyebrows twitch.

You come across a picture of you and Lara sloppily kissing in the middle of an alcohol induced stupor. Thankfully, from the background, nobody seemed to have noticed this, but here the image was, forever planted in the depths of Lara's phone.

>Delete the photo. NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW.
>Leave it. You doubt Lara would do anything with it, anyways.
>Other

>>36175852
>Leave it. You doubt Lara would do anything with it, anyways.

>>36175852
I'm conflicted

>>36175852
>Delete the photo.
Calmly.

>>36175852
>>Delete the photo. NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW.
Going to piss in the wind

>>36175852
>Leave it. You doubt Lara would do anything with it, anyways.

>>36175852
>>Delete the photo. NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW.

>>36175852
>>Delete the photo. NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW.

It's more intimate if it's just between the two of you.

>>36175852
>Other
Save a copy. Delete.

BLACK MAIL MATERIAL, FUCK YEAH

>>36175852
>Delete the photo. NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW.
this isn't Vegas, if it ever gets out you'll never live it down