Tali, have you ever considered that magic is just a huge piece of shit? I think you'd be better off without it.

>>36186854
You also need to check out the Beauty Club, I heard from a good source that there's a super pretty girl there, best of the best beautiful

>>36186854
Arright, new plan, Tali.

Vaisi's book has secrets, Vaisi potentially has secrets, and you are here to find secrets. So you're gonna bust her out and get her secrets.

With bureaucracy.

You're gonna do the same trick that you did with your entrance exam to fake up some paperwork to get her released. Potentially into your care, if you're up to the responsibility. And then you're gonna get her secrets. She'll be a valuable ally in the future.

>>36186854
Let's go see Lan and 99c, make sure they're both totally cool with being threesome roommates.

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>>36186854
I heard the members of the science club have a tendency of getting naked for no reason.
You should investigate this behaviour.

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>Tali and Ninety-Nine Copper arrive at the dining area. All the classes are there with the leaders giving some form of speech or already eating. Lan motions for Tali to sit next to Azul.

>Once he's seated Vendal takes the stage with Lily beside her. She clears her throat before starting up her own speech.

"Welcome, new Petal Class members!" She shouts with enthusiasm. "We are very excited to have you here and we hope that today was just the first of many wonderful days in Ladies of Minia Academy of Magic.

>She pauses for a moment. Azul claps a little.

"This school was built not only to help mages grow but to help build a community. A fellowship of people who are willing to help one another out. This policy applies especially to Petal Class. We may not be the strongest class or even the smartest but we have fellowship! I consider each of you, even you Azul, to be like a family to me. I know you all feel the same way. And uhm... Haha, I'm sorry. I'm not really used to giving an opening speech. But what I guess what I'm trying to say is welcome to Petal Class and I hope you enjoy it here!"

>She taps Lily's shoulder. With the press of a button a few canons fire confetti. Everyone applauds a bit.

>Vendal gives a small bow and leaves the stage. Azul smiles at Tali.

"I like this class." He says.

Hmm.
I do too.

It's small but it's comfortable. Better than the class I was in back in The Sons.

>Lan is gesturing for him to come sit by her. She has her gourd opened.

>>36187034
What could possibly go wrong? Besides, turning her down would be rude. Go for it Tali.

>>36187034
Fuck, we're Hufflepuff

>>36187034
>@ElizabethGears
Oh Lan is offering you a drink.

Pour a cup and dip us in the cup

>>36187071
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>36187034
Go sit with Lan
Lament that you could not become Vendal's Little Sister

>>36187034
DRINK UP TALI, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

>>36187034
Sure go talk to her

>>36187110
Can we get drunk?

>>36187034
Of course we imbibe! Alcohol is great for building friendships and comraderie.

>>36187034
Might as well go sit with her. Got to ask if she be interested in being roommates with both 99 and us

>>36187034
Let's go have some drinks with her.

>>36187034
Go hang out with best Waifu, tali.

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>>36187034

I think we've talked to everyone in Petal Class, but it's been a while since we've talked to Vendal III, so let's talk to her.

Of course, we're sitting down next to Lan.

>>36187159
We can certainly try.

>>36187034
Who's Azul again? Anyway, go say hi. Maybe grab us some booze.

Last time we touched magical stuff, we discovered that the Christmas Ball can decode runes.
This time we might end up with the ability to deduce alchemical properties.

>>36187159
I guess we can ask Tali to put us in a mug with some alcohol and see if we absorb some

>>36187314
He was the one guy from Tali's old school who was the only other person sorted into Petal

>>36187314
Azul was a student film Tali's old school if I remember right

>>36187314
>Last time we touched magical stuff, we discovered that the Christmas Ball can decode runes.
We gotta try that again

Could we combine our ice cream powers with her alcohol to make the legendary Drunken Ice Dream?

>>36186854
>Tried practicing some more magic but it didn't go well... I should not try to invent brand new spells again (unless its really necessary and in a safe environment and using mana batteries and have consulted experts... etc).
FTFY
Just use spells that are tried and tested instead of combining runes to find creative new ways to die.
For example, we got taught a full healing spell (not just the runes). use that one often to practice.

>>36187034
Hmm... when your mission is over, you should consider staying in this school. You appear to have a talent for runic magic, so this is actually the best place for you to learn!

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>>36187021
... What?

>>36187314
Azul is my old classmate. Only guy sorted into Petal Class.

>Tali excuses himself from the table and goes to talk to Lan. Out of the corner of his eye he notices Tessa making her way to Azul.

>When he reaches Lan she grins at him. She sways slightly in her seat.

"Taliiiii!" She says. "Welcome to Petal and all that stuff... Nice little party, eh? Vendal got it all set up. Insisted on confetti. It's cute."

"It was very nice."

"Yeah. Girl says she sucks at public speaking but-" She takes a drink. "I think her earnest nature just makes it so much better. Don't you agree?"

"Yeah."

>She fills up a tiny cup with whatever is in her gourd. Her strength is impressive as she's able to effortlessly lift it and pour a tiny bit into the cup. She holds it out to Tali. It smells sweet.

"Want a drink?" She asks.

>Tali hears Vendal call out to them.

"Lan, she shouldn't be drinking on a school night..." Vendal says.

"Aw, come on, Vendal. The first day of school is a joke anyway. Intros and stuff like that."

"That's true but..."

>Lan holds the cup closer.

"Come on~ It's good. Best stuff in the land." She pats her gourd.

>>36186911

Also, listen to this orbspeaker, Tali. The mission is important, and so are our potential new friends!

>>36187373
We're not making ice cream again, Tali didn't even get taste ours last time

>>36187459
DO IT YOU LITTLE KNIFE EARED BOY.

>>36187459
will your glamour withstand being wasted? if so then go for it.

>>36187459

Chug fucker, then ask her if you can dump us in her gourde

>>36187459
I'm sure it'll be fine

>>36187459
One drink won't hurt. Just don't get wasted and start blabbing out your secrets.

>>36187459

Tell her not now, but maybe later. There's still a good part of the day left.

>>36187459
Take a drink, but save a little bit for us. Maybe a drop or two, just to see if we can analyze its contents.

>>36187459
Just a taste.

Hey, have you given any thought to maybe staying here? You seem to have a talent for runic magic while you suck at everything else but your natural glamour... This might be the best school for you.

>>36187459
drink and secrets don't go well together Knife-Ears, unless you're the one offering the drink

>>36187459
She's sharing her magic booze with you. And she's an Alemancer. DO IT

>>36187621

this, no drinking

>>36187459
Be sure to dip us into the hooch before you drink it, so that we can try to decode what it's going to do. For science and stuff.

Also, what are the runes on her gourd?

>>36187459
I'm going to assume you're probably going to be a light weight. Take the drink, but only little sips at a time. Don't need you wasted so early

>>36187459
Make sure you don't spill any secrets, maybe so a glamour that will make people not hear them if you accidentally let it slip

>>36187459
Dip us in the drink. We want a taste!

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"Sure."

>Lan smiles and hands him the cup.

I'll only drink a little, though.

>He takes a small sip. The drink burns his throat all the way down but it's amazingly sweet and delicious. Almost like juice. Acidic juice. It leaves an odd aftertaste in his mouth that he doesn't quite agree with.
>The sudden burning makes him frown and cough a bit. Lan laughs and drinks from another cup.

"You'll get used to it~" She says. "Come on, take another."

>He takes another sip. It's far more agreeable.

>Vendal looks worried but she just sighs and slithers away in defeat.

This isn't too bad.

>>36187759
>>36187593
>When Lan looks away Tali dips the Orb in his cup.

=ANALYZING: Mixture from The Gourd That Destroyed The World. Converts water into a very special alcohol for very little csdfashtosigjkamdkkdssss=

...
Everything okay?

>>36187858
wdaojca2nf3efzaco238euoaiag34s9r8c3

>>36187858
We're tripping balls here dude, need some more

>>36187858
YOU ARE IN FOR A FUN RIDE, KNIFEAR

Now go give Vendal a hug, she looked all sad and stuff!

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>>36187858

Oh god not again

>>36187858
.....I think it uses water and sould to make the booze Tali.

You drank someone's soul. Congrats normally you have to wait until college for something like that

>>36187858
>The Gourd That Destroyed The World
That's a lovely name, I'm sure it's perfectly safe

>>36187858
Tali you fool! We can't--asfjgrgnrgwrdddfsdssaaaaaaa

>>36187858
This stuff ain't half bad. You should drink some more, Tali~~

>>36187858

Maybe Alisya or Tessa want to talk?

We could talk to Vendal too.

Also nah we're good just keep us here. You know how to make decisions by now, right?

>>36187858
S'wat? I *hic* I think you sh*hic*ould not drink annotta ship tittle *hic* missy...

>>36187858
NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, TALI HELPSGGDFGFGSD

>>36187858
T̗̹̾͊̈́̀ͦ̇ḩ̲͚̙̼̓ͤi̿ͧ̅̓ŝ̑ͧ̒͐̚ ̀c̵͉̩̱̪̫ͮͅô̦͇͑̽̚͜s̖ͮ̏̿m̶̜̱̜̻͆ͦ͌̎ͥͧ̾í̦ĉ̦̍̚̕ ̵͚̣͇͔̠͛ͮ̿̔d̡̹̐̍a̘̗ͬ͡ͅń̊̉ͦ̈́͆́c̫̼̹ͤ̌̓ͫ́͑ͅẹ̘̄ͯͪ͑ͭ̅ ̤̗̳͎̹̮͎ͯ̓͋́̋͐̆̕o̩̝͓̐ͣ̏̊ͯ̔f͇͚̝͕̤͐̋ ̰͇̩̩ͦb͊ͤͫ̃ṷ͙̜̝̦̝́̆ͩ͌r̟̘̘̣͆̽̀͋̌̈̏ͅs̴̹͙̮͌ͥ̓̎̑ͬt̶͍̓̈́iͧ͐̄̇n̛̪̥̬̊ͣg̩ͥ̅͒ͧ̃ ̪̜͉̘ͪ̃ͮ̾̀͠d͋̌̐̓̊ͫe̛̦͉̯̻͓̊̌ͦ̈ͧ͛̑c͈̋a̦͉̩̠͗̓̄͌̅d͖̤̽̋ḙ̼͉̮͋ͧͣ̋ͥ̊ͮ͡ņ̾ͦ̆̀̂c̴͐̉̓͗̋e̴̫͖̋͗̂ͥ͒͛͂ ̹͎͉͙̙̰̥ͦ̿͞a̭̦̞͍̞̍͋̿ͨ̄͟ň͓̪̤̗͕̥̞d̰̗̤ ͉̪̦͈̞͙̖̀ͨ͆̎ẃ̈́ͬ́͏͕i͉̞̗̮ͣ͊̔̌́ͪ̚͡t̪͇̻h̬̺̹͎̒ͤ̌ͥ͟ḧͧ̑̑͘ȇ͜l͆d̩̝̩̱̤̬̔ͥ ̙̯̬̝̳ͩͬ̍p̯͍̪͔̘͎̺͆͞ȇ̷̹̖̣̜̖̪̓͆̑͒ͫr͙̮͔̮͙̦̝̅̓̎̒ͨm̧̑ͮ̂̿i̱͓̭ͅș̸̣̥ṣ͐̑̑ͮ̔̐i̥̙̯͚͙̩̠ǫ̼̦̲̱̥̻͌ͅn͈̘ͦͣ͆s̭̞̻̻̺,ͥ͛͑͋ͬ̑̅ ̠̤̟̏ͅt҉͕̦̣w̴ͦ̎̂ḭ̌̌s͙̪͖̘̓ͮ͛̋́̋͟t̶̜̏ͥs̰͓̦̭̲̖͊ͫ͆͐ ̠̭͚̟̳͔̊à̹ͮ͑̀̚l̛̙͚̺̗̭̠͗͒͂ͩ̅ͅl̶͇͓̮̏̐ͩ̑ͣͯ̅ o̧̫̣̰u̴̪͙̟̤̘ͭ́ͭ͒̊̈̏r͔̫̖̟̤̖ͨ͒̇͛ ̟̤̙͇͇̽̀́̕ā̬̪̰̗͐́̎́͌̂ͅr̝̱͙̩̹̞ͦ͐m̰̃̌͢s̎̌̑̓ͭͮ͐҉͇̼̤͍ͅ ͂̄͋̈̌̂c͚̰̘̝͕̲ͧͦ͐͑̓ͅo͈͕̻͎̠̅̏ͫ̏l͓̋̌̈͑̽̂͡ļ͕͇̘͛̔̑͌ê̡͐͌̓̑͐ͣć͕͉̥͓̗ͫ̽́ṫ̢͆̉̈́̚í̲͇̬̜͎v͖͇̦ͭe̢̘̰̯̱̰̗l̢̠y̆̃̃̈̒̐̚̕,ͥ̏ͮ̂ͬ̒̐ ͇̻͒̆̏̏͡b͇̭͓̰̣̟̂̎ü̶̦̦͋͋t͖̞̟͎͈ͦͥ͆͋́̊̏ͅ ͍̍̔ͫ̔̀̾͗ͅi̕f̖̭͇̼̹͖̯̽̿̎̐̌̎̈́ ̡̘͈̼̺̪ͫͥs̱ͯ̓͐̎ͪ͛w͓͉̪̒̔̊̑̐̆e̻̳̞͍̜̤͂̽ĕ̟͎̟̞̻̊ͫt͔̥̰ͭ̎n͙͉͖͈̂̾͒͜ë͍̯͚̪̤́̈́ͣs̻͆ͧͩ̈́͆̄s̥̠̙̪̳̖̟͑ ̖͕̩̽̈́ͨ̐c̓͞a͎̞͕ͥ͊ͫͧ́̾̒ǹ̹͍̭͙̪̈́ͬͣͪͤ̽ ̸̘̬̗̫̤̮ͣ̄̄̽̅̾ẉ̩̙̓ͨ̌͑i̻̠͗n̮̅̾,̫̒̽̂̍͌ ͙̱͎a͙̰͕̦̮̤̟n̤d̸͚̩̥̎̍ͅ ̰̫̜̖͔͉̂͒ͯ̒̈́͂̽i̡̥̤̖͌̈́̾ͥ̀ṫ̿̓̃̂ͬͬ ̪͔̪̈̍͗̅͊c͋̃ͧ͂̅҉̠̭aͣ͊n̐̈́͏̜̹̦͚̦,̸ͭ̐ ̵̖͈̭̹̘́̔̑̐t̥̱̞ͣ͂͋ͯh̃̀͐҉̻̬e̵̬̎͒̽ͭ̚n͚͕̪̦͖̳͂ͅ ̞͖̬͉͚̹͙̆̈I̸͓̝̙͇̼͓͗̃'͙̭̥l͕͍̟̯̰͔ͯ̏́͛ͨͬl̍ͧ̎̌̑͠ ̟̙̞̻̈́̓̚s̫͉͖͎̠͊̔̅ͫṭͮ̋̽͐ͣͫi̢͎̭̝̣̱̫̹ͦ͒ͫ̏ͧl͖̤͎̥̍ͫͧͤ͛l̶̲̘̣̩̱͔̖ͤͪ ̗̙̗̜̿́̆ͤͭ͌b̳̞̜͕̥͍̘̊ͨe̯̯̝͡ ̸̏͌̎h̀͛̂̍ͧ͏̜̤͓e̷͖̮̬̬̅ͭ̌̑̂ͦ̏r̗͉ͩē̵ ͨͤ͆̀t̘ͯo̝̙͕̱̫̼̯ͫ͐ͩm̤͔̫̙̬͓͔̈́̾̚͘o̸̹̘͉̞͕̅̎̈ͯͅŗ̟̩̆̌͋ͪr͙͙̠̰͍̬͙͑ͪȫ̫̺̰̤͉̙͒ͬͦ̚w̸̹̯͉̏ͦ̔ͭ͐͋ ͇̙͎̳̬͎̮̓̒͋͘t̟̫̆̾̃ͩ͜o̮̟̻̹̺̺ͣ̊ͤ͛ͭ ͚͔̰̝̍ͦ͛͌ͧh̃̌ͪͣ̀́ì̮͎̺̙̺̓̄̄̒g̭͎͉̩̑̾͂ͨͧ́͑h̙̤̲̜̙ͪ͢-͎̺̗̬̤̾̆̇f̜̌̾̏͟ĭ̞̘̪̖̹̑ͦ̅̓̀v̻̦̩̬̖̳̋̓̒e̫ ̡ͧͨͮ̚y̳̻̱̘͎͂ͣ̅̎̄̂o͕ͭ̇̓͑u̸̫̠̳ͯͣ͒ͭ̽̍̊ ̠͎͙͓͔̃͐̄̈͛͗y̬̙͓̹̖̘͚ͩ̀ͪ̍̚ë̷̂ͭ̎̑̏͗s̯ͧͮ͊̑ͭtė̦̮͎̤̋r͈̣ͩ̍̈́̐̓̚d́ͬ̒ã̩̜͓̥̩̓̽͐̆̀yͫ͗͛ͬͫ͐ͭ҉͙̗͚͔͇̮͕,̢̓̈́ͥ ̪̤̟͚̓ͣͭͪm̑ͣ͊̚y̆̅ ͔̱͙̪͌f̸̮͛͗͒ͯ͆̓ͅŗ͙̤̯̐̓ͥ͒ī̹̲̥̖͇ē̑͑̂҉̞n̡͍ͪͮ̊̂̄͗d͕̼̹̺͔̊̔ͪ͢ͅ.̸͙͙̃ͪ̊̀ͮ͛ͩ ̙̳͑͛̇ͭ̾͐̚P̓͌͌͐ͧ́͏̭ȅ̬̻̙ạ͙̭͇͎̺͈̉̃̓c̼̮̓̊e͋ͭ.͍̣̭͙̖

>>36187858

Now is for *fun time*. Not worrying.

>>36187858
This is very special stuff. You might want to not drink any more of it. Unless you want to be completely out of it all day.

>>36187858

THROW US INTO THE GOURDE MAN DOIT DOITDOIT

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Okay, nope.

>Tali pulls You out of the cup and clears the Orb off. The effects of the alcohol quickly vanish.

I need to stop shoving you guys into things...

>Lan turns her attention back to him.

"Tali, you didn't finish your cup." She pouts.

"Ah, right." He takes another sip.

>As the night goes on Tali talks to Lan about what he thinks of the school so far. He tells her how much he likes it here and how kind everyone has been. As he drinks Lan keeps refilling his cup. The elf doesn't even notice it doesn't get empty.

>He asks her if she's okay with being him and Ninety-Nine Copper's roommate. She says she would love to.

>As he takes another sip her stares at Lan.

...
...
Since when did she have 4 eyes..?

>>36187858
>water to alcohol
Is this the Gourd of Christ?

>>36187858
Interesting. It seems to convert water into booze for some energy. Now the booze is obviously magical, and the effects are probably based on the runes inscribed on the Gourd. So we should examine them more closely.

And it's a strong magic, so it's possible that the Gourd is another artifact like the Orb or the Book.

Is anyone else in the mood for Christmas songs all of a sudden?

>>36188121
Don't look at her 4 eyes, look at her 4 boobs.

>>36188121
Drink water, Tali.

>>36188121
Oh boy. Tali, you need to stop. Drink some water or something.

>>36188144
I love Christmas!

>>36188121
You're seeing beyond what you're seeing, and into Lan's world.
Quick, drink more Sake. It'll focus the power.

>>36188121

WHAT DID WE TELL YOU

>>36188121

Tali there is plenty of things you are going to be shoving us into do not stop now

>>36188144
Elf Christmas songs are complete shit though

>>36188121

Ever since you drank too much of the stuff that made us, an insane chaotic artifact, go crazy.

Perhaps this was not the best decision you have made, Tali.

>>36188121
I'm going to scream at you when you get to hungover part.

>>36188121
DON'T PASS OUT, TALI
YOU BLOODY LIGHTWEIGHT

>>36188195

Thats the magic of the booze, no hangover, the cost is you get drunk faster however

>>36188121
Tell her she's pretty, Tali!

>>36188121
Okay kiddo, you're completely wasted on that fine ass hooch from the fine ass woman over there.

Don't do anything unless we tell ya. So, step one: chat up that cute udine snakegirl over there, she seems like a type that could show a girl a good time.

>>36188121
Oh Shit are you santa's special elf!

Strip tali, Strip!

By the way does it look like a woman down there?

>>36188121
Bring some life to the party, Tali, everyone sounds like they're too serious. Isn't it too hot here by the way, you should take off something.

>>36188121

Seconding >>36188226

Tell her she's pretty, Tali! It's just a simple compliment, what could go wrong?

>>36188121
Tell Lan that is she keeps the booze flowing, you will love her a long time.

>>36188121
Tell her you like her eyes. All four of them.

>>36188226
>>36188324

Do it Tali! You're a girl right now! Girls tell each other they're pretty!

ELF PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

>>36188352
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE

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>>36188144
That is indede very interesting I wonder fi it uses something sels as a form of energy

>Tali shakes his head a bit to clear it.

I would press you guys against it but I'm worried that that might be not good.
You know?

"Tali, you okay?" Lan asks. Tali realizes he's been staring at her intensely this whole time.

"I like your eyes... They're pretty pretty. There's four. How did you do that? Do you know Glamour Magic? Cause I don't think I could do-"

>>36188164
Whoa... They're like giant things of stuff.

>He keeps staring, leaning forward to get a better look.
>He falls out of his chair.

>Vendal rushes over to them.

"Lan!" She says. "I told you to go easy on her!"

"Relax~ She's fine~" Lan pats Tali's head.

"She has school tomorrow! Her first day of school!"

"Don't worry~ She won't get hungover unless I allow it. Just let her enjoy the night."

"But..."

"Come on, Vendal~ It's a night of celebration."

"......." She toys with the edge of her skirt. "Just... Fine. If Tali agrees."

>Lan moves Tali's head up and down.

"Okay..."

>Vendal keeps an eye on them but doesn't move any closer.
>Tali blacks out.

1/2

>>36188542

god damn it boy

who's gonna pick us up

>>36188572
Big sis Lan will look after us no doubt.

>>36188542
>Tali blacks out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opXXFAl8lkY

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>>36188542
>We got marshmallowed by Lan's boobs

>>36188542

Tali honestly you should forget your old school and just stick with this one

>>36188542
How do they feel Tali, HOW DO THEY FEEL!

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>>36188614

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>Tali wakes up an unknown amount of time later. He's in an unfamiliar room that smells of... Water vapor and lavender.

"Good morning sunshine!"

>He rouses himself from bed and sees Lan, looking freshly cleaned, and a barely awake Ninety-Nine.

"Glad to see you in the world of the sober again."

"......."

"Man, you were crazy last night. I think you might be the most popular girl in the school right now."

"What..?"

"That thing you did with Fuwa's blanket? Oh man I don't think I've EVER seen her get like that."

"What.....?"

"Well, your first class is in an hour. Professor Holly's room. Also I took the top bunk while you were passed out. Seeya~" Lan grabs some things and walks off.
>Ninety-Nine sorta wobbles in place. It is clear she is not a morning person.

...
I don't remember anything.

>>36188819
Just ask people what you did, I'm suuuure they'd love to tell you in excruciating detail.

>>36188819
>Also I took the top bunk while you were passed out.

THE FUCKING SKANK

Go around asking what happened

>>36188819
Ask 99¢ if she was serious

>>36188819

Shake 99c and asked what happened and if you did anything to her.

Lan will probably overhear this.

I mean, hopefully she's joking, so act funny.

>>36188819
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED, WE NEED TO KNOW

>>36188819
I'm curious about what you did with Fuwa. I'll be sad if you can't be comfy together again.

>>36188819
Indeed, we must gather information. Get to class, then the next chance you get, ask around as to what you did.

...gods, I hope we did something cute to Fuwa.

>>36188819
Remember to say good morning to 99 copper.

>>36188819
Good morning 99

>>36188819

Aw, dude.

Come on, man, surely you have to remember something, don't do this to us.

This is some Pirates of the Caribbean 2 ending grade shittery, right here.

>>36188907
This.

99 Copper is imouto-tier.

>>36188907
>>36188910

This.

>>36188819
Take a shower, stinky.

>>36188819
Check if your glamour is still working. Then say hi to 99c, wash yourself, get ready for class, that stuff.

Find Vendal, she should be able to help you with both what happened last night and what's your first class.

>>36188980
Are their single showers or are you going to have shower with the girls?

>>36188819
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36188980
>>36189030

This is a good question.

>>36189017

This is also a good idea. Vendal III is pretty reliable (hopefully)!

>>36188819
Keep calm and secretly try to find out what you did throughout the day

>>36189049
Tali probably isn't hungover unless Lan was lying about what she said before

>>36188819
Tali, you fathered several bastards, trapped Fuwa in her own blanket/fort/hair, licked SemEye's stalk, and literally pissed off the edge of the world.

Well done, soldier.

>>36188819
>I don't remember anything.
Take it from the experienced - it's better that way. Now make yourself presentable.

>>36189113
Will still spook the poor sod.

>>36188819
First, Ruffle 99's hair. Because she's adorable in the morning and needs ruffles.

Also, we'll find a way to get the top bunk back. Or we can sleep with 99, and get night cuddles.

Who combs 99 Copper's hair?

We should comb it.

>>36189216
Obviously

>>36189216
that's odd way to spell "ruffle"

>there's a god of Law and Chaos, Serin
>created mortals
>he was sealed away forever by another god
Tali, if you go to the library one of these days, try to dig out info about this guy. I have a feeling the Ceer were worshiping this dude.

>>36189216
If it was longer, I'd vote to braid it.

>>36188819
Greet 99c

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>>36189129
WHAT!?

I... No, there's no way...

>He looks at Ninety-Nine Copper. She just stares back at him.

"Good morning..." He says.

"Hello, and welcome." She replies.

>She holds out a brush to Tali.

"... Do you want me to use this?"

>She nods.
>Tali goes up to her and brushes her hair. Her expression is the same but she seems to relax as he brushes.

"Do you always have someone do this?"

>She nods.

"Were you roommates with someone else?"

>She nods again.

"Was it Vendal?"

>Another nod.

"You don't mind leaving her?"

>She shakes her head.

>Tali continues brushing her hair. When it looks presentable she gives a small bow and leaves.

>>36188980
>>36189030
Ah, I remember there are two of them. One big bathing area for everyone and smaller ones.
I'll... Just go to the smaller ones.

>The smaller showers are separated giving each person privacy. It is completely empty now leaving Tali to wash up in peace.
>He puts on his new uniform and heads to class. He spots Vendal across the hall but when she sees him she merely waves and rushes off, books in her hands.

I have no idea where Holly's class was...

>Tali follows a group of equally confused looking students and by luck arrives at Professor Holly's class.
>He takes a seat next to a girl covered in tattoos.

>Holly the Red rises from her seat and greets the class. Her voice is still so soft that Tali has to strain to hear her.

"Welcome to the Art of Healing Class. I am Professor Holly and I will be teaching you all there is to know about healing." She points to the same spell Tali had seen the other day. "This is the most basic healing spell. And this.." She points to a rune. "Is the most important rune in this class. Even if you have no desire to learn the healing arts I want you to at least leave this class knowing this rune. 'Heal'. It and it's applications will be the basis of this class."

>She goes over the basics of spell crafting. Some people are sleeping.

"So," She says. "Any questions?"

>>36189413
Yes, does this rune affect everything or do you need qualifiers for it to be effective on more grievous injuries?

>>36189413
Ask if more serious injuries, such as fractures, need to be set properly before healing.

>>36189413
I have a question, how universal is the Heal rune? For example, if you use the Heal rune can you heal diseases? Or just physical wounds?

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>>36189413
What happens when you add lines like this in the rune?

>>36189413

>"Were you roommates with someone else?"

>She nods again.

>"Was it Vendal?"

>Another nod.

>"You don't mind leaving her?"

>She shakes her head.

NEW GOAL

GET VENDAL AS OUR FOURTH ROOMMATE

>>36189413
Try not to oogle the tattoos.
Oogle the tattoos.

>>36189413
I would ask if there is a spell that can read tell what injuries the patient(s) have so you can better determine how strong a spell you might need to cast

>>36189413
What happens if you try to heal ice cream?

>>36189413
Ponder how suspicious would it look if you asked about regrowing limbs right off the bat. Ask anyway.

>>36189413
What can the rune heal? Is it just for bruises and cuts, or can it heal fractures and other serious injuries as well?

What else does the healing spell cover? Is it included in curing diseases and poisons, or is that another rune?

What are the basic do's and don'ts when healing? Do we have to sanitize the wound first, or remove the sword that's embedded in the person's head? Or will the spell take care of that for us?

>>36189413
Can you heal nonliving materials with that? What if you turned it to flesh first? Can it bring back people from the dead? Can it heal mental illnesses? What about damage to the soul?

>>36189534
There is a limit to how many people can be crammed into a room.

>>36189413
Ask about power sources for spells. This is something we have been having trouble with.

>>36189612

YEAH OKAY SURE ANON

>>36189413
Is there a way to make that into a sustained or reactive spell that activates when taking damage?

>>36189413
Can we heal the crazy people?

>>36189413
What are the limits of the rune Heal? Can it be applied to objects, or even concepts, or is it strictly for living things?

>>36189413
You all already have this written down, right Tali?

>>36189612
>>36189625
Sounds like crazy talk to me. Is there a limit to how many people can be crammed into an Orb?
I think not.

>>36189612
That's why we need to turn our room into a pocket dimension.

>>36189612
I agree on this, we need to figure out power sources.

>>36189413
Can we limit how much power will go into a spell? So as to not burn ourselves out.

>>36189413
How serious a wound can the spell heal?

>>36189413
You should give 99c a bow or a ribbon next time.

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>>36189635
>inb4

>Writing.

>>36189693
Why, to trigger PTSD?

"T-THE DISPLAYS ARE NOT FOR SALE! NO GIFT WRAPPUNG PLEASE!"

>>36189799

See that be cute as shit.

Hey She'd probably let us dress her up for all the holidays too.

>>36189872
I'm pretty sure the plan was to help 99c grow a personality, not use as a dress-up doll.

>>36189912

We can help her grow, and still dress her up for Halloween I think

>>36189912
I thought the plan was to make 99 Copper our slave.

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"Uhm... I have a few questions." Tali says as he raises his hand.

"What is it, Tali?"

"Can that wound heal everything? Also, is there a way to detect wounds in people?"

"Ah. Well, the heal rune is pretty universal. That is, when talking about living beings. If you want to restore objects you would be better using Mend. And there is indeed a spell for finding wounds. Everyone, copy this down.

>She writes a spell on the board.

"This will detect if the target has any wounds on them that need healing. It is, however, difficult to use magic to determine the exact location of the wound. Spellcrafting has always had a hard time finding things. Scrying is almost impossible. To find the wound the spell would first have to know exactly where it is looking at for a wound and because of the sheer number of places a person can be wounded it would save time to simply ask them or look for obvious signs of a wound. This spell will simply detect if the target is wounded but not where or how. It is of limited use."

>>36189639
Of course.

"Can you heal mental illnesses with this?"

"Ah, sadly you can not. Healing anything but physical wounds is a bit trickier and will be saved for later. For now we are focusing on what a simple spell like this can heal. With this you can cure any minor scrape or bruise. Even a small laceration can be restored with it."

"What if I put more energy into the spell?"

>She points to the Small rune on the healing spell.

"It will only restore minor wounds. Removing this rune would make it stronger but it would draw more energy. Also, never heal a life threatening wound using only yourself as fuel. You will find that the spell will quickly kill you. Only the very best can willingly determine how much fuel is used for a spell and none of you are at that level."

>>36189546
>Tali looks at her. The girl is covered head to toe in runes.

"Anything thing else, class?"

>Everyone seems to mostly just fidget in place rather than raise their hand.

Tali, a bit of help concerning our nature.

We are an abstract capable of nothing more than raw information processing. As there is no definite algorithm by which information can be processed, it uses EVERY algorithm, and the only thing keeping it from making your head explode with the sheer number of answers is a series of limiter spells that only let semi-coherent answers get through. The algorithms are affected by what we know, but by our, or should I say my, very nature we shall attempt to process any new information given at a rate consistent with both our coherency and our energy supply.

I have no clue what our energy supply is, but it'd have to be damned powerful to do all this at a constant rate ad infinitum.

>>36189959
I guess we're the only ones interested in it, guess that makes sense since Petal is so small

>>36189985
The orb powers itself.

It is an ouroborus of bad ideas.

>>36189985
chaos is our energy supply

>>36189959
Ask if there's a spell to mend reputations

>>36189959
Nah, let's move on

>>36189959
What are the runes for basic healing spells? are there any more besides this one? Are there runes for a specific body part?

>>36190021
>ouroborus
>lit: "he who eats the tail"
Yeah, that would be us alright.

>>36189959
How about a spell to reattach limbs?

>>36189959
How does one increase his or her mana supply?

>>36189959
Can you use healing magic to cure lesbianism?

>>36190021
>>36190028
That is interesting.

We receive an input of information, and then process it.


Perhaps it is the information itself. It uses incoming sights and sounds, and based on the exact nature of the light or the sound, sends small signals telepathically right into the mind of whoever is holding us or whoever we are touching.

In effect, incoming information is our power-source, and it works because only enough energy is spent to function telepathically.

>>36190125
She just said it be used to heal mental diseases

>>36189959
"detect" rune alone might be handy yet

The tattoos seem to be a spell patterns, but we can't study them properly with clothes covering most of them... too bad.

Anyway, compliment her tattoos and introduce yourself. Try not to drop too much spaghetti in the proocess.

>>36189959
If we're going to ask anything more, ask about power and fuel sources. What would someone use for curing life-threatening wounds if you don't have an easy thing like a mana crystal around?
are elements easily convertible if the result is similar?
things like that.

>>36189959
Write them down Tali

>>36190138
dude no

>>36190149

That's right Tali under no circumstance should you ask to examen her body in detail

>>36189959
So it's the same rune for everything, then. Open fractures, broken teeth and that stuff. That's handy.

Do we have to clean the wound first, or put the broken limb into position? What if there's, say, an arrow stuck in it - do we have to remove the arrow first?
Basically, does this stack together with our knowledge of first aid?

What about poison or disease?

>>36189959
Could you restrict the wound detection spell to detect wounds only on certain areas of the body? A headwound detecting spell, an arm wound detecting spell, etc?

>>36189959
Don't go holding up the class for too long now

>Writing

>>36190350

Those better be some fucking Notes Tali you still have alot of catchup to do

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>The tattooed girl catches Tali looking at her. She stares back at him.

"Uhm... Nice tattoos."

>She doesn't reply and simply looks back at Holly.

>>36190276
What's what I got from what she said. But it looks like the amount of body parts is pretty high.

"I have a few more questions." Tali says. Holly gestures for him to go on. "So what can one use as fuel?"

"It's generally accepted that anything that can be used as fuel in our world can be used in magic. However, the most common ones are Mana and Life Force. Obviously the second one is only used as a last resort as Mana is far easier to gain. The Wizards of Old would use the mana around them but now we must use what is within."

"And is there a limit to the mana we have within us?"

"It is almost directly proportional to how strong and healthy you are. A wizard who is feeble and sickly will find themselves low on mana constantly. Those of you in Thorn Class know how easy it is to cast when you are fit and healthy. Best way to increase mana? Work out and use magic often. Flex both your physical and mental muscles."

>Before Tali can ask anything else a bell rings. Holly smiles.

"Well, that is the end of the first day. I believe tomorrow you have Professor Nyx. Until we meet again."

>The class moves out of the room, a few of them conversing as they do. Before Tali can get far he finds himself flanked by Fuwa and Kuro.

"Tali." Kuro says.

"O-oh. Hey."

"How are you liking the school so far?"

"Uhm... It's good."

"Good. Fuwa and I were impressed by your actions last night. Not many could do what you did."

"Th-thanks?"

"You're welcome. We were thinking perhaps you would like to join our Club?"

"What club is that?"

>Fuwa speaks up.

"Appreciation of the Eastern Arts. We watch shows from the Land of Dragons and have snacks. It's pretty comfy."

"We also analyze the story and plot elements. It's very in-depth." Kuro adds.

"We can relax under my blanket together." Fuwa says.

>>36190535

Could you tell us what we did first? Could we one day get our own blanket? Could we make bedsheet forts?

>>36190535
Umm... Yeah... We have no idea what we did last night, what did we do exactly?

>>36190535
>relax under my blanket together.
If she weren't so obsessed with sleeping, that would sound pretty naughty.

For now, say that you're scoping out other clubs to find the best fit.

>>36190535
U-um, we'll certainly keep it in mind when we choose a club.

...

WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT.

>>36190535
>"We can relax under my blanket together."
IF YOU AREN'T INTO COMFY, TALI
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ADVISE YOU ANY MORE.
JOIN THE CLUB, WATCH THOSE EASTERN CARTOONS

>>36190583
>>36190575

As if he's ever actually gonna tell us

>>36190535
Yeah about that, ask them to maybe fill you in on what you did because you can't remember it.

>>36190600
Gears summarized it on the twitter

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>>36190535
Tell her your favorite eastern slideshow is Avatar the Last Airbender.

>>36190535

ANIME CLUB

LET'S GO

JOIN IN TALI

>>36190535
>"It's generally accepted that anything that can be used as fuel in our world can be used in magic.
To paraphrase: "magic can be powered by high volume alcohol"

>Best way to increase mana? Work out and use magic often.
Also DYEL?

As for the club offer, it sure sounds comfy but... the way I see it, it doesn't really get us anywhere...I don't think it's a good idea to agree. Maybe pay a visit every once in a while, but this doesn't sound like proper everyday activity.

>>36190644
And tell them your 2nd favorite anime is Touhou

>>36190535

This is no time for clubs, this is the time for OPERATION BUREAUCRACY.
>>36186911

You have goals here, Tali. Eyes on the prize.

>>36190669
And that Dragonball GT was much better than Dragonball Z.

>>36190535
Pet Kuro's kitty

>>36190535
Tell them you still want to see the rest of the clubs before you make a decision, but that you'll definitely consider it

>>36190535
Tell them you'll think about it, your still looking at clubs

By the way, Beauty club

>>36190623

I shall forevermore have more faith in this QM

>>36190535

Tell we know this super comfy room and all she's gotta do is make friends with one crazy girl

>>36190644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpV7eS4IrgA

>>36190535
We'll think about it. Thanks for the invitation, though.

Isn't Kuro in the science club, though?

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>every wizard is muscle wizard

>>36190644
Is this an actually thing?

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"Ah, I'm still looking up the other clubs. But uhm... What exactly did I do?"

"You don't remember?" Kuro asks.

"It's fuzzy."

"Well... You organized a game of Magic War. Your team VS Katherine's. In the middle of it someone launched a fireball. You used Fuwa's blanket, The Eternal Nap, as a shield. Katherine then went up and slashed it and... It was not pretty."

1/2

>>36190763
Oh... that's not good.

>>36190535
Join the science club. For secrets.

>>36190763
Apologize to the comfy elf, Tali.

>>36190763
Fuck, apologize Tali, you don't ruin someone else's comfy

>>36190763
Fuwa shall be avenged sevenfold.

>>36190763
... We are so sorry. We have committed a sin beyond forgiveness. WE'RE SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL US IN OUR SLEEP!!!

>>36190763

Say sorry. offer hugs

>>36190763
>does this look like the face of mercy?

>>36190763
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY!?

>>36190763
>Katherine's
Who's this again?

>>36190763

Say sorry bitch

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>>36190813
>>36190812
Hivemind.

>>36190812
>>36190813
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF COMFY?

>>36190623
>Gears
Who?

>>36190811
>>36190813
dat echo

>>36190839
Gears. The bitch with the twitter account.

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>>36190763

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>>36190763
"And before she could fully rampage across the arena you managed to calm her down with a few hugs and head pats. It was a sight to behold. Fuwa the Soft being comforted by someone else."

"Thanks again, Tali. I may have done something uncomfy if not for you..." Fuwa says.

"Ah, it was nothing. I think. I'm sorry about your blanket."

"Don't worry." She says, bundling up the blanket close. "It mends itself."

>Kuro speaks up again.

"I know you want to check out other clubs but do keep ours in mind. The others are recruiting right now in the Main Hall if you want to see. Just be careful. They can get aggressive."

"Thanks for the heads up."

>She nods and leaves with Fuwa.

Should I check out the other clubs or avoid them..? I've already been offered to join at least two.

>>36187071
>Fuck, we're Hufflepuff
BASED house is best house

>>36190943
Yes, keep looking at ALL the options. It can't hurt.

>>36190943
You're so smooth Tali

Go check them out at least

>>36190943
Check them out. We should totally try and join the Group Bathing club, and the Sexy Calender Club.

>>36190943
BEAUTY CLUB
DUNGEONEERING CLUB

>>36187021
>I heard the members of the science club have a tendency of getting naked for no reason.
that is filthy slander!
SCIENCE! is a perfectly valid reason.

>>36190943
You've not actually offered to join any club, you've just said you will consider them. So go check out the rest of the clubs.

ESPECIALLY the beauty club.

>>36190943
Check em.

>>36190943

We hug everyone, we must give everyone head pats, once everyone is under our influence non shall keep secretes from us

>>36190943
>Should I check out the other clubs or avoid them..? I've already been offered to join at least two.
Check out the other clubs.

Try to find the seal clubbing club.

>>36190943
Honestly Tali the only real choice is the SCIENCE club. To steal their secrets.

>>36190943
It doesn't hurt to check the other clubs out, although I'm not sure what can beat comfy.

>>36190943
Beauty Club Tali

But you know if artifacts have been found in the dungeons checking out the dungeoneering club couldn't hurt

>>36190943
I told one of the girls in the beauty club that you where a lesbian. Thought you might want to know.

>>36190943

we're joining eastern club but let's check em out

>>36191088
>joining the anime club

This is NEVER a good idea. Ever.

>>36190943
Sure. Remember your mission, though, so check out clubs that will help you in fulfilling your objectives first.
So far, those are the Science club and the Library club. The Dungeoneering club might prove helpful around artifacts.

>>36191111

Except for this time because comfy

>>36191111
B-but comfy...

>>36191111

it's only kuro and fuwa, two of the best students in this school

you cant stop be quads man

>>36191141
>>36191136
THE COMFY SIDE IS BLACK MAGIC

>>36191111
DO YOU HATE COMFY?

>>36191144
In that case I'm all for it. Let's join chinese cartoons club

>club choice
There be a shitstorm brewing...

>>36191160

WE ARE A DARK ELF IT"S PERFECT!
Also just think we can spoil every episode of whatever they watch for Tali

>>36191111

We'd just sit around and be super comfy while having a great time. What could possibly go wrong?

>>36191176
Comfy leads to Complacency.

Complacency leads to indolence.

Indolence leads to the dark side.

>>36191233

The darkside leads to power

>>36191250

And lots of skin problems.

only way we can summon ice cream is to get SWOLE.

>>36191088
>not joining the science club
>not wanting to engineer and steal their shit
>not wanting to build us a new body
You suck at this.

>>36191281
Decu, pls.

>>36191271

Glamor bitches

>>36190943
How many clubs are there?

Our at least what are the big ones?

>>36191250
Power leads to electricity
Electricity leads to electrical lines
Electrical lines lead to windstorms knocking down electrical lines.
Windstorms knocking down electrical lines leads to darkness.

And darkness, as we all know, leads to the dark side.

>>36191332
see where I live it's just electricians doing maintenance in inopportune times

>>36191332
but what about candles?

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Alright, I'll go check them out for now.

>Tali goes to the Main Hall. It is packed full of students from all classes and even both schools. They gather around tables as a few students speak of their clubs an try to entice the students to join.

There's so many.
Dungeon Diving, Science, Beauty, Literary, Magic War, Chess, Magic Rugby, Eastern Art Appreciation...

I guess I could check out a few.

>Tali goes to the nearest one, the Dungeon Diving Club.
>Two girls from Thorn are there to greet him. The short one speaks up.

"Tali. Nice to see you again."

"Excuse me?"

"It's me, Katherine Lytton. We fought each other last night. You did well."

"Oh! Right. I uh... Fuwa attacked you, right?"

"She tried to. If not for you I may have been in serious danger. I am glad to see you're thinking of joining the Dungeon Diving Club. We're the second most popular Club in the school. We Dive every week and have a 100% success rate when it comes to finding artifacts."

>She hands him a pamphlet.

"Right now we could use someone like you in our Club. It won't be long before the Nexus Dungeon is opened again and we could use a lot of people for it."

"Nexus Dungeon?"

>The Undine speaks up.

"Big ass dungeon. It's basically the boss."

>Katherine nods.

"I think you'll find our club to be the most fulfilling. We go, beat up monsters, and find treasure. What more can a mage ask for?"

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>>36191281
Transmutation requires much less energy than summoning. We could create a spell that targets water and turns it into Ice cream just like the gourd does with alcohol.

As long as the ice cream is coming from somewhere we wouldn't be risking death every time.

>>36191419
CHECK OUT BEAUTY CLUB

>>36191419

About that... somebody mentioned to me that joining more than one club is discouraged. Why is that?

>>36191419
What kind of artifacts do they find, any earthshattering ones?

>>36191419
Put them on your shortlist.

Check out the beauty and science clubs.

>>36191419
Definitely keep these guys in mind, we're here to steal artifacts after all. But lets check out everything else first.

>>36191419
Sounds promising, keep these guys in mind Tali. Now check the beauty club.

>>36191506
I'm leaning that way too, but weeaboo club is tempting

>>36191419
>. If not for you I may have been in serious danger
Is Fuwa that strong?

>>36191419
>100% success rate
Damn. Granted, they don't say what kind of artifacts or how good they are there.

>>36191419
Ask how loot splits. You're lover not a fighter, so if it's "you keep what you kill" you ain't getting much out of it. It it's "party up and share equally", that works much better.

>>36191475
Probably because of time constraints. You can't be in all of them.

Though this and the science club are the ones that will probably help us the most.

>>36191419
She's an Undine huh, looks more roboty to me

>>36191475
There are only so many hours in the day. I assume most clubs meet multiple times a week. If you join too many clubs you'll start missing sessions some clubs might meet at the same time.

>>36191419
At least talk to the beauty club. Also, was the girl that took her shirt off part of the science club? I feel like we should meet her. >>36187021

>>36191532
Can we be apart of the Dungeon club and just drop by the anime club from time to time?

I mean, we don't have to be an official member to sit and watch chinese cartoons with them.

>>36191574
Mantis shrimp

Undine look like the creatures of hte see.

>>36191581
Tavi. Do this.

>>36191574
There's more than one type, and they're based on water-creatures.

She's a crab-gril, Vendal is a snake-girl, and we met octopus-girl earlier. And then there's anglerfish-girl.

>>36191581
and the science club

>>36191419
Do you have to be part of the club to dungeon dive?

>>36191419
Dude you are in no way ready for magical combat. Have you even cast one spell without it backfiring somehow?

You'd probably be forced to use your glamors which would expose your ability to use them...

>>36191652
He could just stay in the back and be the healer. Or throw rocks I guess

>>36191652
yeah,basically,you need to git gud first

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>>36191690
>throw rocks

>>36191690
I'm sure a healer would welcome in a dungeon dive, that said I'm not sure Tali is really qualified to be called a healer considering he knows all of one healing spell, well two I suppose

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>>36191690
>THROW ORB

>>36191739
>/tg/ controls random dungeon encounter

>>36191739
Orb is not for throwing!

Orb is for putting in mouths!

>>36191770

>Orb is for putting in anuses!

>>36191799
One step at a time, Anon. One step at a time.

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"How is the loot split exactly?"

"It is simple." Katherine says. "If we find something and no one needs it we just sell it. Part of our club is using a store to sell the items we find. We then split the profits from the sale evenly among all those who participated in the Dive to get that item."

"What kind of stuff do you usually find?"

"All kinds of things. Shara, the hammer."

>Shara reaches into a chest and hefts out a massive glowing hammer.

"We don't exactly know what this one does," Katherine explains, "Just that it is called Dream Killer and it's very heavy."

"That's... Frightening."

"Indeed. But that's part of it. The thrill. Nothing beats finding treasure after a hard battle, Tali. Nothing."

"Hmm. Well, I'll think about it."

"Sure thing. Come back if you decide."

"Will do."

>Tali leaves and goes to find a different club.

1/2

>>36191821
>>36191799
Yeah.

Gotta get to first base.

>>36191770
>Orb is for putting in mouths!
And other places.

>>36191652
I agree. He could hang with the dungeon club all he wants, but he's not ready to become a full time member yet.

>>36191836

Thats a chaika hammer

>>36191836
I want to touch the hammer to find out what it does.

>>36191836
What kind of dreams, looks sleeping dreams or hopes and dreams?

>yfw hammer kills breasts

>>36191909
>>yfw hammer kills breasts
We should rename it the flathammer

>>36191836
Wielding weapons with pincers must be awfully awkward.

>>36191892
>Touch orb to hammer
we artifact identifier now

>>36191892
Let's not attract their attention, the guys might try to pawn us and I'd rather stick with Tali. if only because that's our best shot at seeing the crazy armless chick again

>>36191419
>"I think you'll find our club to be the most fulfilling. We go, beat up monsters, and find treasure. What more can a mage ask for?"
Best club ever!

>>36191947
>we Deckard Cain now

>>36191836
You forgot to ask them their policy on belonging to multiple clubs.

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>>36191947
Deckard Cain would be so proud pf us.

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>>36191836
Next up is the Beauty Club. As Tali approaches it he notices there is quite the crowd around it. Mostly boys.

>A girl from Thorn Class and a rather embarrassed looking Undine man the booth. The girl is shouting.

"Beauty! And not beauty for others but for yourself! So you can love your body and by extension YOU! We at the Beauty Club promise to unlock the beautiful self that you have long neglected! Join the Beauty Club!" The human shouts.

...
I'm not sure about this one.

Have we considered starting our own club?
With blackjack. And hookers!

>>36192098

Ask where she bought her panties

>>36192098
Who the girl that doesn't believe in pants?

>>36192098
ARE THOSE STRIPED PANTIES?
YOU MUST ACQUIRE THEM, TALI, IT'S AN ARTIFACT.

>>36192140
TALI, TOUCH US TO THE PANTIES

>>36192098
The girl on the right looks a little shy, you should talk to her

>>36192154
That doesn't sound suspicious at all:

>Hey, would you rub that orbs on your panties?

>>36192098
DO NOT be mean to her, DO NOT embarass her and yourself. DO NOT say anything about the panties.

Wave to them as you move along

>>36192177
>Hey, would you rub that orbs on your panties?
Just tell her it has to do with makeup... or something?

>>36192098
Does that girl have tiny fangs? Is that what the beauty club's about - girls with weird teeth feeling self-conscious? They are cute, though.

Ask them what the club's about, what do they do, you know the deal. Also, introduce them to Fuwa. Taking a comfy beauty sleep is very important.

>>36192098
Talk to the Undine, she looks easier to approach. Tell her she's cute

>>36192098
You should consider them Tali. You could learn quite a bit what you could use to pretty up your glamour.

>>36192098
What color are stripes on human's pantsu? This is important.

The Undine seem to be of anglerfish variety (notice the lure sticking from her head), anglerfish are (in)famous for ugly face. I'd like to know what it took to bully her into becoming Beaty Club member.

Also
>them eyebrows
>them canines
>no shame
Is the human's name Satsuki by any chance?

>>36192098
>dose eyebrows
Alright I admit she pretty cute, but what about the other girl

>>36192098

Give the Undine hugs and headpats, work some magic again

>>36192236
>anglerfish are (in)famous for ugly face.
You monster, Flora is the most beautiful girl in this school!

>>36192389
Why would the prettiest woman in the world be ashamed of showing her glorious body to peasants?