>>36229391
Hi.

>>36229391
Talk to the spooky girl, she's probably a corrupt magical girl.
Inevitably end up fighting her and the monster at once.

>>36229391
>[] goblin? what do monsters look like

>>36229391
[] Talk to her, what can go wrong
Be ready to power up if need be. The faster you deal with them the faster you can sleep.

>>36229391
>[] goblin? what do monsters look like

"Hi?" I say looking up into the terrifying face of the girl with long and wild red hair. she has a bandage on her nose. She opens one eye, and stares at me. Her eyes are a deep red color, which is the exact opposite of my blue. She stares at me, her expression almost unreadable.

"What do you want?" She asks "Shouldn't you be in class?"

"Shouldn't you" I ask smiling. She smiles, which is also terrifying.

"Well, I would, but who's going to make me" She says smiling awkwardly "Honestly, bunch of pansies in this school".

"yeaaaah" I say holding back my fear.

"So what do you want?" She says angrily "Didn't answer my question".

What do I say?
[] Just wanted to talk
[] a friend
[] Have you seen anything strange around here lately
[]Goblin, where are you?
[] writein

>>36229642
>[] Have you seen anything strange around here lately

>>36229642
>[x] Just wanted to talk

>>36229642
A friend, since we're a loser.
The only option which leads to shenanigans either way.

>>36229642
>[] Have you seen anything strange around here lately

>>36229642
[] Have you seen anything strange around here lately

"Just wondering" I say "Have you seen anything, you know, strange around lately, like giant monsters or something". She close her eyes and taps her boot on the ground, obviously in deep thought. Her eyes open suddenly and she gasps.

"yes?" I say excitedly

"You" She says emotionlessly. I stare at her for a moment, mouth agape.

"That's kind of mean"I say "and I'm being serious here".

"So am I, I'm just not playing pretend" She says "Monsters don't exist, and besides you're bothering me".

"I just wanted to talk" I say.

"And your annoying me" She growls "I come here for a reason, peace and quite, not to talk with people".

"Well maybe you should" I say.

"No" She says staring back at the sky

What do I do
[] Keep talking with her
[] Goblin?
[] Leave, need to get to class
[] write in

>>36229837
>[] Leave, need to get to class

>>36229837
>[] Goblin?

>>36229837
>[x] Keep talking with her

>>36229837
Keep talking to her.

"So, hows the weather up there?" I ask smiling.

"Horrible" She says.

"Oh no reason to be a downer" I say "it's a wonderful day".

"It was" She says "then you started talking".

"Well, aren't you a sour thing" I say "come on at least try to be nice".

"No, you're pissing me off" she says with a sigh "I just want peace and quite, not small talk, understand?"

"I understand" I say "but I want to talk, and not go to class".

"So you're using me as an excuse now, are you?" She asks glaring at me

"Well, yes" I say

She sighs heavily and shakes her head angrily.

My locket begins to shake, I hide it in my shirt.

"Well, do you want to keep talking?" She asks "or are you just going to leave me in peace"

What do I do
[] continue talking
[] leave, need to get to class
[] Wonder why the locket is shaking
[] write in

>>36230046
>[] Wonder why the locket is shaking

>>36230046
wonder why the locket is shaking

>>36230046
[] Wonder why the locket is shaking

>>36230046
>[] write in
Go back to sleep

One of these days we need to pull a gandalf and shout
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
With our staff

It's probably a bad thing that the locket is shaking, especially since apparently there is a monster of some kind around here.

I grab the locket and move it around in my had, a red light seeping from it's cracks. It opens up and an image of a purple wolf like thing appears, snarling, it's wearing a colorful jester hat, and have large fangs twisting out of its mouth, dripping a strange liquid out of them.

"MONSTER IDENTIFIED" the voice shouts "FOOLISH HOUND". The scary girl seems to not notice, or just not care about the sudden shouting.

"What?" I ask, as I run off behind to corner.

"Foolish hounds" The goblin says appearing in the air "Weaklings, easily beaten, not much to them besides the fact they're massive jackasses". He lights a cigar and looks at me, adjusting his fedora.

"SO GET TO IT" He shouts "kill the fackin thing, it's just going to cause trouble and mayhem if you don't"

"But what if someone sees me?" I ask.

"You don't have any friends so no one will possibly be able to recognize you" He says blowing smoke in the air.

"That isn't the problem" I say angrily "also you're walking a very thin line right now goblin"

"I speak the truth" He says "and the names charlie the mook, get it right, sheesh".

"How do you know that I have no friends?" I ask angrily

"Because you would've been talking to them instead of sleeping behind the fackin vending machines" He says "which is bad, since Friendship is a great power up for some fackin reason". I glare at him, and he chews on his cigar

What do I say?
[] fuck you goblin, I need to get to class
[]*sigh* CRIMSON DREAM
[] I do too have friends
[] Why can't you do it?
[] write in

>>36230333
[]*sigh* CRIMSON DREAM

>>36230333
>[*sigh* CRIMSON DREAM]

>>36230333
>[]*sigh* CRIMSON DREAM
It's showtime.

>>36230333
>[] write in
Go sleep in the stairwell or something.

I sigh, I pull my locket from my neck, holding it out in of me, red light seeping through my fingers.

"CRIMSON DREAM" I shout as the red light creeps up my arm "THE RED MAGE OF THE COMET". It begins to make my clothes turn to a red mist as it surrounds me in its glow, covering me with my weird robe armor thing. I spin around on the spot as it attaches the armor to my arms, legs, shoulders, and chest. I stop, touching down to the ground lightly as my staff appears in my hand.

I blush slightly, hoping no one saw that.

What do I do
[] MONSTER COME OUT
[] Explore campus, looking for the wolf thing
[] *Bell ring* crap need to get to class
[] Now what?
[] write in

>>36230630
Look around

Commence the breaking of things.

>>36230630
[] MONSTER COME OUT
[] Explore campus, looking for the wolf thing

>>36230630
[] Explore campus, looking for the wolf thing

>>36230630
>[] Get something from the vending machine if girl is gone
>[] Explore campus, looking for the wolf thing

"Well get going" the goblin says sitting on top of a wall "the bastard ain't going to killhimself, fack". I shake my head and begin walking away, placing my staff on my shoulder so I don't have to use it as a walking stick constantly. I pull my hood up and begin to look around, luckily most of my fellow students are in class now, except for me, which is good.

I check the courtyard first, and find nothing but the usual trees, trash, and benches around. The sprinklers are on, so I rush through to avoid getting soaked.

I run to the field, panting as I do so, I find nothing but the overgrown grass that is always there, and the metal stands, slightly rusted as usual. I catch my breath, and head off towards the cafeteria.

Once again nothing, besides the lunch ladies chatting amongst themselves. I leave quickly to avoid being seen in this getup.

I open the doors to the school proper, and begin to creep my way along through the halls, to avoid being seen by anyone.

I hear something banging around in the vents, but I pay it no mind as the vents tend to sound like that usually.

After walking for a bit, I sit down at the edge of the stair well, tired from having to run around all over the place.

I hear someone talking in the stair well as I sit near it.
"So did you hear that Kimberly is dating josh" they say.

I try to ignore their annoyingly grating voices. Then they scream, followed by a even more annoying laugh.

I sigh and stand up

What do I do
[] See if I can cast magic (1d20)
[] Walk up the stair well
[] HEY DOWN HERE
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36230949
>[] See if I can cast magic (1d20)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36230949
>[] See if I can cast magic (1d20)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36230949
[] See if I can cast magic (1d20)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36230949
>[] See if I can cast magic (1d20)

>>36230949
>[] HEY DOWN HERE!

Okay, magic, I can do magic can't I. I think back to the glimpses of the show my sister watches, Magical girl Lilac. Yeah pretty sure she could use magic. So I should be able to as well, right?

I slam my staff in the ground and close my eyes. Nothing happens. I look at my staff angrily. And then it catches fire, and so does the rest of me. It doesn't hurt but it causes me to jump.

"FLYING COMET ACTIVATED" The voice says.

"What?" I say still slightly confused. There is a mechanical clicking sound as more weight appears suddenly on my back, I hear a sound of a large fire roaring and

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I shout as I shoot into the air crashing through the floor above me with a loud cracking noise. I see the Foolish wolf thing as I rocket past it and the floor it's on. It's has to two annoying bitches cornered, but the second it sees me it leaves them alone.

*CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH*. I break through the remaining floors of the school, finding myself in the open air now. I shake my head, and hear a howling noise below.

what do I do
[] DIVE BOMB? 1d20
[] try magic again, not flying magic 1d20
[] HEY MUTT UP HERE
[] Ooooow
[] write in

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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36231219
>[] DIVE BOMB? 1d20
ORA!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36231219
>[] try magic again, not flying magic 1d20
>[] Ooooow

>>36231219
Try magic again not flying magic

I rub my head, and shake it, regaining my senses. I smile, being a magical girl could actually be fun after all. I hold out my staff, barely noticing the fact I'm now wearing a red visor over my eyes.

Fire gathers at the end of the staff as I see the wolf begin to leap up threw the building, laughing like a fool. It jumps through the air and at me, a rather impressive feat actually.

I Point my staff at him, and the fire gathers at the end of the staff, turning a dark crimsion color.

"FIRE BALL" I shout swinging it down at him, launching the large ball of fire straight into the thing, sending it back down. I twirl my staff around, putting out the flames

Ok, this could be really fun actually.

I hear it howl in pain.

What do I do
[] fly down after it
[] Stop flying and wait
[] COMET BEAMU 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36231509
Comet beam

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36231509
[] COMET BEAMU 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36231509
COMET BEAMU

Anyone else?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36231509
>[] COMET BEAMU 1d20

>>36231688
Oi! Where's our lesbian demoness catgirl smut?

>>36231720
I already wrote that, I put it in the OP of the last assassin school quest

>>36231688
Oh, I'm good with comet beam (mostly lurking, lotta distractions right now).

Or do you take more than the first three rolls?

>>36231734
Oh, huh, musta missed that. My mistake.

>>36231744
I tend to take five

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36231761
Ok then.

>>36231509
Rolling for chaos.

>>36231791
haha wow

>>36231791
Good job anon.

Things like this makes me wish I had more images of fire magical girls, or even magical girls with beams.

>>36231818
Just pull out the friendship cannon and photoshop it red.

I point my staff at the twitching, burning wolf creature, it gets back up and leaps at me, almost flying across the vast distance.

A crimson light gather's at the end of my staff and grows brighter and more intense.

The Foolish wolf opens its mouth and begins to laugh.

I smile.

"COMET BEAM" I shout as a guitar rift plays softly on the wind. I'm thrown back from the large blood red beam that shoots out of my staff, hitting the wolf in the center of its mouth, tearing it apart in a mess of blood, sinew, burning flesh and bone. It shrieks as the rest of it is similarly destroyed, the beam continues shooting down the hole for awhile, before tapering off.

I laugh, that was fun. I sling the staff on my shoulder and cross my arms laughing.

"MONSTER DESTROYED, FOOLISH WOOOLF" the voice from the locket shouts "...MONSTER DETECTED".

"WHAT!" I Shout angrily "I JUST KILLED IT, THIS IS HORSECRAP".

I look down into the hole I made and see nothing but burning metal and smoke.
where is the annoyance.

I look down and see a girl, standing unsteadily on the roof like a doll or something, large strings coming from her limbs.

I sigh heavily.

What do I do
[] Follow the strings
[] hey, you alright? say yes please?
[] GOBLIN, why are there two monsters?
[] write in

>>36231859
>[] Follow the strings
>[] GOBLIN, why are there two monsters?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36231859
>Set strings on fire
>Follow flames/sounds of frustrated screaming back to source
Dice in case

>>36231859
[] Follow the strings
[] GOBLIN, why are there two monsters?

>>36231859
>[] Follow the strings

>>36231859
>[] Cut strings
>[] Move body to safety
>[] Follow the strings

>>36231859
>Follow the strings

I sigh, rubbing my forehead. I touch down on the ground, the sound of mechanical components changing position as I do so, my visor vanishing. I smile as I walk over to the girl, looking at the strings, grabbing one, it's made of some kind off odd metal, but still feels a bit like twine, how odd. I shrug. and hear a chinking noise. I look down and see the girl has stabbed a letter opener onto my chest armor piece thing, breaking the blade. I smile I take the thing from her hand as she looks ahead with empty eyes. She does another stabbing motion at me, and I giggle. The strings go over the side of the building, and down. I can see something glinting in the field

What do I do?
[] burn the strings
[] try and slide down the side of the building 1d20
[] FLYING COMET ACTIVATE
[] grab strings, pull 1d20
[] write in

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36232059
>[] grab strings, pull 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36232059
>grab strings, pull 1d20

This seems like such a bad idea but I can't help myself.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36232059
> [] grab strings, pull 1d20

>>36232059
>[] grab strings, pull 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36232059
[] grab strings, pull 1d20
Might as well.

I grab on to the strings, I'm not walking that far to fight whatever is at the end of these. I begin Pulling on the strings, they go stiff and refuse to move. I growl angrily and Begin pulling harder, as fire shoots from the armor on my arms and legs, making the process somewhat easier. I take a step back, the strings coming with me.

I take another step back, and another, and then some more as I slowly pull the stings back from where ever they are. The girl is slumped on the ground, passed out now.

I get stopped dead in my tracks and fall over, hearing a great sound of rushing fire as the metal on my legs shoots out large streams of fire, sending me flying to the other side of the roof, the strings come with me

At the end of the strings, now flying in the air, I see a large ammount of scarecrows armed with scythes, rather flimsy looking, and a small pumpkin headed creature.

"OI, CUNT" It shouts "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW YOU BITCH"

what do I say?
[] I AM ON THE SIDE OF ORDER, I AM THE RED MAGE OF THE COMET, CRIMSON DREAM
[] ahahahahahha
[] Fuck you, I do what I want to squash head.
[].....
[] write in

>>36232272
>[] Fuck you, I do what I want to squash head.

>>36232272
[].....
[] ahahahahahha
Seriously what the hell?

>>36232272
>[] fuck you your minion just tried to stab me
>[] I'M BRINGING THE PAIN

>>36232272
"Wait, what? Since when?"

>>36232272
> [].....
whatever

>>36232309
Hah this

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36232272
"You just had your puppet try to stab me in the chest with a fucking letter opener and you're telling me that you weren't asking for assistance with your suicide? Nah, you already got me off my ass, let's do this."
>Comet beam spam

"Fuck you" I say flipping him the bird "Your puppet here just tried to stab me, I'm just paying back the interest you owe me, squash head".

"Or small details" it says as dusts its straw hat off "and besides your kind always needs to knocked down a peg or two".

"Oh, so what" I say turning my head "So I'll be on the same pathetic level as you?".

"Why you" He growls "I worked hard to get to where I am, you have no right to".

"You should get a refund" I say smiling "cause you got cheated on that deal my friend".

"You" he says "how dare you, I spent my entire life getting to where I am, I will not all myself to be brought low by one of you frilly little fools, i teach you to give me proper respect".

"Oh Sorry, squash head' I say spinning my staff around "But the only thing I'm giving you, is pain". His carved eyes burn with fire.

"KILL HER" He shouts "KILL HER".

the scarecrows fly at me, scythes raised, making creaking wooden sounds as they do so. I smile smugly as they approach through the air.

What do I do
[] use my staff as a broom stick, and uses myself as a rocket to knock the smug bastard down
[] Burn 1d20
[] twirl my staff around 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36232520
>[] Burn 1d20
>Laugh like a Psycho while doing it

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36232520
[] Burn 1d20
Sing Burn Baby burn!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36232520
> [] twirl my staff around 1d20
> [] *yawn*

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36232520
[] twirl my staff around 1d20

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>>36232660
How unfortunate for you

>>36232660
So much for my 19...
but tied so far

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36232520
>[ ] Louisville Slugger this fucker!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36232520
[] twirl my staff around 1d20

all signs point to fail

I begin to twirl my staff around, planning out how I'm going to deal with these pests.
I know, I'll smack them, then set them on fire, this is the perfect plan, and nothing about it could go wrong.

I swing my staff at one, and realize I vastly underestimated its speed. I trip and get grazed by one of their blades, my blood coating it and the ground as I slam into the ground with a loud thud. I struggle to stand, and see another scare crow a foot or two away from me, it's wooden knee raised and..... this is going to suck.

it slams into my face, sending my head flying backwards, followed quickly by the rest of my body. I slam into the railing, causing it to buckle from my impact. I look up and see the three scarecrows floating in the air in a circle, their scythes raised and pointed at me. I sigh heavily and pull my hood back up.

What do I do
[] Crimson rocket! (launch self forward) 1d20
[] So long lads (leap from the building)
[] CRIMSON BLAZE (set self on fire) 1d20
[] Come on then, hit me (dodge) 1d20
[]write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36232812
>[] CRIMSON BLAZE (set self on fire) 1d20

Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>36232812
>[] CRIMSON BLAZE (set self on fire) 1d20
>[] Come on then, hit me (dodge) 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36232812
>CRIMSON BLAZE! (Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36232812
[] CRIMSON BLAZE (set self on fire) 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36232812
Rolling for fail.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36232812
>[] CRIMSON BEAM SPAM (i dunno) 1d20

>>36232923
you failed your fail

"CRIMSON BLAZE" I shout grabbing my staff. fire forms across it and spreads on to me, it doesn't burn, and due to my armor, my now fiery silhouette looks slightly demonic. I push my self out and begin spinning my glowing metal staff, my hands sizzling as I touch it, but I do not burn. This is awesome. I slam the glowing rod of metal into ground, causing a small ring of fire to surround where I placed it.

One of the scarecrows flies at me, and I slam my hand in to its wooden face, causing fire to spread to it and burn it and the string giving it life, another flies at me and I stab the burning stick of metal into its chest, causing it to nearly disintegrate with a horrible scream as it burns away.

The other flies at me from above, and I slam the staff into the side of it's head, knocking it loose and sending it burning over the edge of the building as the body moves stiffly and slowly. I push it down, letting the flames consume it.

I point at squash head, and make a throat slitting motion with my thumb, before pointing at the ground. He growls and throws two more scarecrows at me.

what do I do
[] COMET BEAM ROCKET ( launch self via comet beam) 1d20
[] batters up 1d20
[] RELEASE (send fire everywhere)
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36233080
>[] COMET BEAM ROCKET ( launch self via comet beam)

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>>36233080
>[] RELEASE (send fire everywhere)
LET THEM ALL BURN!
KAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36233080
>[ ] ROCKET BAT!

It's like batter's up, but with a rocket assisted bat.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36233080
[] COMET BEAM ROCKET ( launch self via comet beam) 1d20

The two split into four, then eight scarecrows. I smile as I get a really stupid but really fun idea in my head. I straddle my staff, and point it slightly upwards in the front. The Squash head stares at me for a moment in confusion.

"COMET BEAM" I shout, causing squash head to try and move away "ROCKET". I slam the staff into the ground with a clanking sound. It roars to life with a loud and violent sound as it blasts another hole into the side of the school, propelling me forward at intense speeds.
I see the the squash head's eyes go wide as I approach rapidly, He places two of the scarecrows in my way, but I slam through them. I get closer, laughing as I do so. And he dodges out of the ways at the last second, but I do manage to clip him, sending him flying slightly out of the way. I keep flying forward, far to fast for comfort and....is that a building....oh this isn't
*crash*
I shatter the window and hit the floor with a thud. I stand back up, staring out the hole the beam created, the remaining six scarecrows surrounding their creator, and with a large flash of fire....merge? with him?. He grows far larger than he was before

He roars angrily and throws his scythe fingered hand at me as he flies towards me.

What do I do
[] SWING 1d20
[] Comet beam 1d20
[] Fly at him
[] RELEASE
[] write in

>>36233502
>[] RELEASE

>>36233502
[] RELEASE

>>36233502
>[] RELEASE
Fight fire with fire

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36233502
>[] SWING

...and a miss?

>>36233622
Second unused 20 of the thread...

>>36233622
If possible, swap my previous vote of burning for the 20. >>36233592

>>36233622
Yeah this

>>36233502
Swing

>>36233721
>>36233771
>>36233781
Guys, you can't just pile onto a 20 and expect OP to roll with it. Even if you could you'd damn well have to roll for it.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36233827
>>36233721

'k, crit fail coming your way!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36233622
>>36233882
Well, this happened.

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>>36233882
Pfffft hahahahahahah!

>>36233882
Double down on it?

"RELEASE"I shout as fire bursts from me, coating everything in the room, which is luckily only office supplies and cubicles, it begins to rage and consume all around it. I smile as the Squash beast stumbles through the flames, which burn away his robes, revealing his muscular body made of some kind of thorned plant. He roars and keeps charging straigh a head. I leap out of the way and though a burning cubicle. He runs into a wall, shattering it into a thousand tiny pieces of nothing as he quickly stumbs to turn and charge at me again. He leaps into the air, scythe finger ready to shred my to piece, jack o latern mouth open wide. I grab my staff like a bat and take up a swinging stance. I pivot around as I swing with all my might, the metal staff connecting with his head with a wet squish noise just before he slams into me, sending me through a wall.

I struggle to stand up and see him slowly walking towards me, his head split open, the fire within consuming his head. He reaches his arm out and collapses, fire spreading to the rest of him. He raises his hand, and fires a scythe and me. It grazes me. He laughs and falls down, crumbling to dust.

"MONSTER DESTROYED, SMALL SQUASH" the voice shouts, before falling silent. I sit down, panting as I place a hand on my scythe wound and try to ignore the pain in my back.

The goblin appears and rips something from the things corpse, a small ball of purple smoke, which he pockets.

"You did good kid" He says lighting a cigar on my staff "now you can go to class".

I look at the hole in the wall and hear sirens. I shake my head, I don't think I can today.

I stand up and walk over to the whole in the wall and give a peace sign, like the little me did earlier.

"Now to figure out how to get down from here" I say looking at the gathered police cruisers and fire trucks.

Later.
I stumble into home, back in my school's uniform, and walk into the kitchen.
there's a note on the table.
cont

>>36233938
What do I do?
[] read note
[] Watch the tv with katlin
[] get food
[] pass out

>>36233502
[] RELEASE

>>36233962
>[] read note

>>36233962
>[] read note

>>36233962
> [] eat food
> [] sleep

>>36233938
>[] get food

anyone else?

>>36234127
>Nap on couch while Kaitlin watches tv.

I grab an apple and bite into it, hungry from having to fight those two bastards while accidentally nearly destroying my school. Which was totally my fault for the comet beam thing, but it was just so fun to use, but oh so destructive. I chew the apple piece in my mouth as I read the note.

"Dear Elizabeth, Your father and I are going to be out for most of the day, so you'll have to watch Katlin, makes sure she doesn't eat to many sweets, DO NOT change the channel of the new season of the Magical girl show she watches, Make sure she doesn't stay up late or brings any friends over. We'll bring dinner back for you, so don't worry about that, make sure to do your school work". I ball up the note and toss it into the trash, continuing to eat my apple as I watch my sister skip into view and turn on the television, opening a bag of chip and a large orange flavored soda.
She switches the channel several times until landing on one that says "Magical girl: Last order" she smiles and kicks her feet in the air as the opening theme starts

I nearly drop my apple when I see a VERY familiar face on the screen, Mine, or rather, Crimson Dream's, surrounded by fire and standing atop the ruins of a burning building as a very fast and energetic guitar solo plays as It zooms out to Show a vast amount of featureless foes below her...err me. I stare in shock, wordlessly mouthing a very crude word.

What do I DO
[] GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
[] Sit and watch with sister
[] change channel
[] write in

>>36234348
>[] GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>36234348
> [] Sit and watch with sister
> [] wave it off as a coincidence

>>36234348
>[] GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>36234348
>[] GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>36234348
>[] Sit and watch with sister

"Goblin!?" I shout quietly.
he appears, eating a banana, peel and all.

"What do you fackin want?" he asks as he swallows, wiping his mouth his sleeve. I point at the screen, shuddering with anger.

"Oh, dat" he says lighting a cigar "well, see, money makes the world go round and, well you're the last Magical girl so, the only way to sell merchandise and get people to watch our show uuuh, is to use you since all the others went bad.".

"Why can't you use them then?" I ask "you're telling me you can't just use them even if they're currently evil?!"

"Last season ended when All the others, including Lilac went bad" He says shrugging "the boss was furious and well, as you slept, told me to set up arrangements for you take the leading roll, since I was the last one, and so were you, soooo".

I glare at him, resisting the urge to strangle him.

"Lilac is real?" I say quietly "and she's evil?!"

"Well currently, fack, I told you all this before" He sighs eating his cigar "You're the last of your kind that is still pure, you have to be the hero, sorry kid, but I don't like it either". I run my hands through my hair, slumping against the fridge as I see a cartoon version of charlie the mook stare at the sky and light a cigar.

What do I say?
[] why do you have Magical girls have shows any ways?
[] watch it
[] go to my room
[] change the channel
[] write in

>>36234695
>[] why do you have Magical girls have shows any ways?
>Tell me why i shouldn't strangle you!?

>>36234695
Can I change them back?

Because I totally want to go back to sleeping a bunch.

>>36234695
[] why do you have Magical girls have shows any ways?
[] watch it
I'd like a cut of the money if only a wee bit. Something tells me i'll need it sooner or later.
Also can I change them back?

Can someone explain why no one notices Crimson Sleeper talking to Goblin.

>>36234766
Because he can turn invisible and is magic
And because Katlin is paying more attention to the tv than whats going on around her

>>36234695
> watch it.
> ask for more powers that make you better.
Money won't help us fight and the sooner we beat them, the sooner we sleep

Why is no one noticing us talking to Charlie or the amulet?

>>36234695
> (softly) "Is there anyway to un-evil them or am I going to have to kill all may sister's heroes?"

>>36234839
Nevermind, I want money too.

>>36234842
well, we don't have a lot of friends, we haven't really done it around anyone besides that one scary chick, and we don't know if she just didn't hear it or was actively ignoring. Also, our sister is too distracted watching her show

"Why do you have shows about magical girls anyways if they're real?" I ask whispering.

"Because, we need money to keep our ball rolling, pay for damages to property, pay hospital bills, yada yada" he says lighting another cigar "Simple, really".

"Can I turn them back?" I ask "Or do I have to kill my sister's heroes". His frowns and chews his cigar.

"Maybe" He says "Friendship seems to work for purifying you frilly idiots, not sure if it'll actually work though". I sigh heavily.

"Don't worry, you'll get a cut" He say smiling "and the more chaos you banish, the more power you have, win win really, you help me, you get money and power".

"I can see why they were so easy to corrupt" I mutter .

"what?" he asks

"Nothing" I say as ignore him digging through the fridge. I move over and see a picture of chaos on the screen. A very well figured and evil looking woman taunting Lilac, who's all wrapped up in chains as the world around them gives into nonsense and madness. Katlin seems really scared right now, clutching a pillow close to herself as a really nightmarish scene takes place before her as black smoke begins to pour into her hero's eyes before the scene fades to black.

Silence.

the scene changes to Charlie the mook on the run, following the light beam that led him to me, cursing rapidly as he does so. I glare at the goblin eating a sandwhich on the counter, he shrugs.

What do i do
[] comfort sister
[] watch it with her (free action)
[] turn off tv
[] go somewhere
[] write in

>>36235111
[] comfort sister
[] watch it with her (free action)

>>36235111
[] go somewhere

>>36235111
>[] comfort sister
>[] watch it with her (free action)

>>36235111
>[] comfort sister
>[] watch it with her (free action)
COMFORT THE LITTLE SISTER QUICK!

>>36235111
> [] Tell them to pay you a whole lot of money if something lewd happens to you.
> [] comfort sister
> [] watch it with her (free action)

I hear her begin to cry. fuck fuck fuck, this isn't good at all, Okay think Elizabeth what do you do?
I quickly walk over and sit down next to my sister, hugging her close to myself as Charlie watches the cartoon me sleeping from my window.....is my room really that dirty?

"It's okay" I say.

"No it isn't" She cries "the bad guys won and all of the girls are bad now, even Lilac, now there's an ugly thing carrying a locket of order around".

"UGLY!?" the goblin shouts angrily before I toss my backpack at him, knocking him down with a thud.

"Well I'm sure Lilac will find someway to escape"I say smiling as I run a hand over her long black hair "She always does, doesn't she".
Katlin nods, wiping tears from her face.

"Yeah she does" She says happily "so there's nothing to worry about is there, but what's this ugly thing".

"They call me Charlie the mook" The cartoon charlie says "One of the protectors of justice, though my friends call me charlie the bum". He smiles stupidly and I hear the real him curse "FACK". I laugh. The cartoon me looks at him tiredly, her hair a mess as she blinks a few times before turning her head in confusion, and rolling over, crushing charlie as she falls back asleep.

That did not happen, My sister giggles at cartoon charlie's angered screams.
Charlie is however less than pleased about it, screaming angrily in a blind rage. My sister watches happily as the cartoon me signs the contract, though I am surprised she doesn't recognize it as me, maybe it's the art style.

"Crimson" the cartoon me says "DREAM, THE RED MAGE OF THE COMET". The cartoon little me dances as flames surround the cartoon me as she transforms and.....I am going to kill the goblin, those poses are ....so...lewd. I grit me teeth as Cartoon me checks out her get up, and the little me Dances around looking idiotic. She leans against her staff as the little one turns into it. I bite my tongue in anger.

Cont

All in favor of defecting?

>>36235621
Why? Is is just getting good.

>>36235621
I'm in favor of joining a third force. The kind that let's us sleep more and not be lewd.

unless we get boatloads of money on merch and shows, while still sleeping soundly

>>36235704
We're the lead so its possible, besides the amgic is awesome and we can show off to sister once she invariably finds out.

>>36235704
I wonder if we can call up the people making the show and tell them we'll defect if they don't pay us really well.

Guys, have you not noticed that the show cuts away to the villains? We can probably use it to get info on the big bad, potential stalkers and other shit. It's worth getting monetized.

>>36235562
"Now crimson dream" Cartoon Charlie says "You have to free the other magical girls from the grips of chaos, you're the last hope for order in this world, if you fall all will surely fall to chaos". the cartoon me twirls around her staff and smiles, planting it in the ground.

"I will, it is my duty as the last force of order" she says proudly, before yawning and looking a lot like the real me "But I'll start tomorrow, I'm too tired to do it right now". She rubs her eyes and stumbles over to the bed and collapse on it, snoring.

"She's just like you Eli" Katlin laughs

"yeaaaah" I say blushing slightly as charlie laughs on the couch next to us.

It shifts to the morning, and I see they have cartoon Katlin and mom as well and...yeah mom is fanservice in this. Katlin acts exactly as she does in real life, of course the show hasn't used any names besides Crimson dream and charlie the mook yet, so I assume they at least are trying to keep my identity a secret.

The scene with Charlie eating my food plays out, a lot more hilariously than it did in real life, and I head off the school, talking with my sister, before the camera switches to the foolish wolf eating something or rather some one while laughing.

It shows me waving to katlin goodbye, smiling happily, before zooming in on my locket, I hide it in my shirt as it does so.

"ooooh, that's a really pretty one" She says "would be prettier in pink, though". I shrug.

it shows me walking into highschool, and looking around looking lonely, before walking off.the camera focuses on the scary girl, before it cuts to me sleeping behind the vending machines, causing katlin to laugh. it shows the wolf sniffing

"a magical girl?" It says happily "Oh what a treat, I'll finally be able to get a real meal, kikikikikikikik".

the conversation with the scary girl happens and it is almost exactly the one I actually had with her, lets hope she isn't into this stuff. The locket rings, I run off, i talk with it
Cont

>>36235820
Little me looks scared as she appears, being hunted by a the dumbass wolf.

"FOOLISH WOLF" the same voice shouts "a weak monster, known for it's laugh and stupidity, not much of a challenge, but be warned, it has a taste for humans". cartoon me looks shocked and somewhat afraid, before stealing herself with an inner monologue about having to protect her fellow classmates and little sister. Me running around campus repeats, alot funnier than it was when it actually happened and with my skirt fluttering in the wind as I do so.

I shake my head as katlin watches closely.

it cuts to a scene of the wolf hunting the two annoying girls and then to me sitting on the stair well complaing to charlie about this being to much work. He scolds me, hitting me on the head lightly, before saying it's my duty to do this Blah blah blah.
one scene of me realizing the wolf is near later and
I shoot through the roof, causing my sister to laugh as I do so.

The fight between the wolf plays out, along with his horrible end

and the episode ends, as it shows the puppet girl walking up the stairs, box cutter in hand and with disturbingly empty eyes.

"THAT WAS THE BEST EPISODE YET" She squees "did you see how see defeated the wolf without being hit once, so cool".

What do i say?
[] Meh
[] hell yeah
[] *shrug*
[] better than Lilac?
[] write in

>>36235936
>[] *shrug*
>Stare at charlie with a "I'm going to get you and strangle you" stare

>>36235936
>[] *shrug*

>>36235936
>[] better than Lilac?
With All this destruction we cause there is going to be a lot of fanservice with the character to get that money back.

>>36235936
> [] Meh
They'll be lucky if they could get to show more then the pilot episode.

>>36235936
>[] better than Lilac?

>>36235936
>Hug little sister, then make her do her homework.

>>36236000
meh also counts as a shrug, the trips say so.

I shrug, as it the tv plays the ending theme with myself walking through a monster filled forest, before burning it down, shouting alone with the song "RELEASE".

"Better than Lilac?" I ask.

"Hmmm, almost" she says "Crimson is so funny, always sleeping behind things, like you do"

"Yeah" I say as an advertisement for a fully poseable Crimson Dream figure with removable clothing, as well as a charlie plushie, which my sister glares at as I glare at the real one making strangling motions with my hands. He backs away putting his hands into the air shaking his head.

"NEXT EPISODE: DESTRUCTIVE SAVIOR, CRIMSON DREAM" It shows bits of my battle with the squash head, and the vast amount of damages I caused.

My sister is in awe as it shows me fly through the air with...mechanical wings? so those were the weight on my back earlier than? hmm
what do I say?
[] do your homework Katlin
[] wow
[] charlie, what a nasty little thing
[] write in

>>36236189
>[] do your homework Katlin
>[] charlie, what a nasty little thing
>[]Make bashing motion's with our hands directed towards charlie

>>36236189
>[] do your homework Katlin
>Go have a private talk with Charlie
>No naked figures of us.

>>36236189
> [] That check better be soo worth it
> [] Demand more powers too
I personaly want the puppet powers

>>36236222
This. No action figures with removable outfits period.

>>36236271
Whoops, in my greed I forgot to read the list.
> [] do your homework Katlin

>>36236189
>[] do your homework Katlin

>>36235814
It's Crimson Dream, she is the ultimate villain who will bankrupt the network.

"Do you homework Katlin" I say.

"B..but" she says.

"Not doing homework is chaos" I say "if you don't do it, chaos will win, do you want that?" Her eyes go wide and she begins digging through her backpack. I grab charlie and drag him into the bathroom.

"THE FUCK" I shout at his face "SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY?!"

"Ok, it is not my fault, I am not the boys at marketing, take it up with" He says

"This is not okay" I say staring into his eyes "this is not okay at ALL!"

"Well sorry, but we had to push the figures out cause we need to be able to repair your school quick, since you nearly leveled it AND the office building across the street" he says adjusting his coat.

"removable clothing" I sigh "that is horrible, People will look at my...you know"

"Yeah I know, fack" He says "but again, my hands are tied, I may be the last contractor of order, but I don't have much sway with the boys up top"

"So I can kill you then?" I ask grabbing his neck

"NONONO!" He shouts "look, I'll see what I can do, okay, just let go of me, you need me". I release my grip of his neck

"So how do I get stronger anyways?" I ask

"By getting the chaos within the monsters you fight" he says pulling the orb from earlier out of his pocket "However, you disintegrated the other one, so currently we're a bit short on em"

"How much do I need" I ask

"Depends" He says

"On what?" I ask

"What you want to get" He says "fack"

What do I do
[] go to room, search for Crimson Dream
[] ask more about powerup
[] go for a walk to calm down
[] write in

>>36236574
[] go for a walk to calm down
Find monster find cathartic release in destroying it.

>>36236574
>No fucking figures or I defect.
>I'm the last one you got, so you better buy me dinner before you fuck me

>>36236611
this, but leave enough for the gob to collect this "chaos" energy
> [] ask more about powerup

Would you buy A crimson dream figure?

>>36236636
he might take you up on that offer and make an OVA

>>36236574
>[] ask more about powerup

>>36236743
No

>>36236574
>go for a walk to calm down.
>find a secluded spot and take a nap.

>>36236743
nooooooooooooooooo
I'd buy 3. One to keep in the box, one to put on display, and one for use.

>>36236743
For our sister? Sure.

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>>36236743
That depends
Is it life sized?

"So tell me more about how Chaos makes me stronger?" I ask as open the door and begin to make my towards the backdoor of the house so I can leave with out Katlin noticing me.

"Well, Order feeds on chaos" He says "and chaos feeds on order, so to get you stronger, we need to feed the order in you some chaos"

"That's sounds idiotic" I say putting on my jacket

"Yeaaaaaaaah" He says "it kind of is, hey where are you going kid?


"Walk, need to let off some steam" I say as the goblin runs after me.

The air is cold and the sky is grey, looks like rain, actually.

what do I do?
[] look for monsters
[] explore town (try to find something)
[] transform, fly around
[] talk with Charlie
[] write in

>>36236743
I couldn't afford it~

>>36236864
[] talk with Charlie
[] look for monsters
[] explore town (try to find something)

>>36236827
No?

>>36236864
> look for monsters

>>36236864
> [] explore town (try to find something)
> [] transform, fly around
Hopefully a monster will show up doing this

>>36236890
Then no i did not infact buy one

>>36236864
>[] look for monsters

>>36236864
>just walk (roll for nap location)
>talk to Charlie - did Lilac really get tortured into defecting, or did she get corrupted but this whole magical girl industrial complex thing?

>>36236918
Just need to cause more destruction, so more "merchandise" is made.

I begin walking around town, sticking my hands in my pockets, as I listen to see if my locket begins ringing. Then I realize, I don't know where a monster would be anyways, oh well. I stop and think as some leaves blow off the trees in front of me

Where do I look for monsters?
[] the creepy anime store
[] abandoned lots
[] downtown
[] schoool
[] write in

>>36237030
>[] the creepy anime store
>talk to Charlie - did Lilac really get tortured into defecting, or did she get corrupted but this whole magical girl industrial complex thing?

>>36237030
>[] write in
The park with the baseball field.

>>36237030
> In the wealthy part of town, plenty of strong yet weak in fights monsters there.

Also loads of collateral damage to do there.

>>36237030
[] the creepy anime store
Place screams monster.

>>36237030
>[] the creepy anime store

>>36237043
I sure it's the latter.
Good luck "purifying" them.

I decide the best place for creepy monsters, is the creepy anime store I have to go to buy my sister her things some times since my mom won't let her go there. I shudder as I turn towards it's general direction and begin walking slowly towards it, my legs trying to stay still as I force them to move towards this place of darkness.

It begins to rain as I approach it's doors and walk in. it smells of soap and cheap pastries, as well as the scent of some of its unhygienic customers.

My locket begins to shake, and I notice a poster of myself leaning on my staff with Charlie sitting on her head. I feel myself twitch in anger as I see there are in fact four costumes you can by for my figure, and those weird body pillow things here already. The man behind the counter is rather rotund and has a really horrible looking mustache, he looks at me and raises a card, reading "Agent of order, merchandise branch"

What do I do?
[] Mouth off at him
[]try and ignore the people buying my things
[] Look around for monster 1d20
[] write in

>>36237282
>[] Mouth off at him

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36237282
[]try and ignore the people buying my things
[] Look around for monster 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36237282
>[]try and ignore the people buying my things
>[] Look around for monster 1d20

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>>36237316
..........I salute you Anon!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36237282
[]try and ignore the people buying my things
[] Look around for monster 1d20

rolling for a 1 to ruin that crit

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36237282
>Ask how we get in touch with marketing or at least the guys in the design department
>Look for agent of chaos that is clearly really running the show in tis den of perversion and sin 1d20

>>36237374
damn, too many 1's

>>36237361
Thanks

>>36237374
one one too many

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36237282
>[] Look around for monster 1d20
OP takes first 5 right? Last chance to ruin it.

>>36237480
Hah my crit stand we found that monster, wonder if it's a wally?

I'm worried about the fight here, is we destroy everything they are just going to make even lewder merchandice to make the money back.

>>36237571
So no release unless we're about to lose. Keep it focused and brutal.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36237571
If that happens we can start a fight in the store again, no big deal.

>>36237571
It's simple. We just have to kite the monster out of the city

I try and ignore the people buying my merchandise as I decide to do my job and let loose some fiery rage upon the world. I do however notice a girl buying the figure with a free swimsuit costume, and shudder as I walk by her as she stares at me for a second, than shakes her head before walking out of the door.

That was too close. I walk towards the shirt, pretending to browse them as I hear two people complain that their isn't an evil Lilac figure and bemoaning the fact the "New" one has shorter hair than she did. I resist the urge to do the monster's work for it. The locket shudders for a moment and begins to open, before I shut it again.

a sigh a breath of relief, and continue looking, checking in between on of those circular shirt stand things, and as I do so, a girl leaps out, her hair blond and tied into pigtails, she tackles me to the ground as she does so.

"Where did you get this?" She asks grabbing my locket in her hands "I didn't know they were selling Crimson Dream's Magic locket yet, I mean her first episode just came out today". She stares at my face for a moment from behind her glasses and rubs them, before putting them on and squinting, looking closer at me.


uuuuh, fuck

whatd do I say
[] won a contest
[] Visited Japan
[] None of your business
[] well you see, I am her
[]write in

>>36237571
Nah, all the original stuff is suddenly a limited run of collector's items because most of the shipment gets destroyed. Massive price bump and next week the same figure with different colors ends up on store shelves.

>>36237617
>[] None of your business
>[]Now get off

>>36237617
[] won a contest
My sister entered both of our names and mine won. She's crazy about these shows. Mom made me keep it because "Young ladies shouldn't forge names to win contests." Was going to get this appraised.

>>36237617
>my sister

>>36237683
I like it.

>>36237617
[Write in]I'd have to tell you a long story that involves a finnish sauna and a bonobo

>>36237683
That is an incredibly shitty story.
It's really obvious that someones lying when they go into that appraisal bullshit.
Why are you getting appraised if your keeping it?

>>36237617
>[] well you see, I am her
Hide the truth with the truth.

Worst case scenario she's an evil magical girl. Best case scenario, she's an evil magical girl.

>>36237764
She doesn't know that, and we can say well since this is so popular at episode one I'll keep it till the season finale then get rich.

"Won a contest" I say as she toys with the latch keeping it closed "or rather my sister did, entered both our names, mine won". she nods, running her fingers over the red comet on the locket.

"Yeah, she's crazy about these shows, I think the current one's called the last order or something like that" I say "I only have it because mom wouldn't let her keep it because "Young ladies shouldn't forge names to win contest, I just came here to see how much it was worth".

"Oh, this has to be a collectors item" She says "Made of actual silver"

"You can tell?" I ask

"Well its shiner than iron, or steel" she says "so it has to be right".

"uuuuuh, I guess" I say shrugging "Now get off of me". She's wearing a light yellow hoodie with bunny ears on it that bob as she inspect my locket.

"Oh sorry" she says scratching her hair as she gets off of me "I just saw it and couldn't control myself, you know?" I force myself to nod as she stands up and......

*ring, ring, ring*

Fuck
I see the monster right now, it's like some kind of spider thing the size of a large dog shaped like a skull, laughing as it moves along the walls. And that's a human head, gross.

what do I do
[] grab shirt, run to the dressing room, transfomr
[] CRIMSON DREAM (transform)
[] Get everyone out of here first, somehow
[] hey look at that thing
[] write in

>>36237900
[] hey look at that thing
Then scream to clear the room.

>>36237900
>Get everyone out of here first

Fire in the backroom! Everybody out!

>>36237900
> [] light a fire in a way no one would know it was you.

>>36237900
>[] Get everyone out of here first, somehow

As much as I want to transform in the middle of this place and see how people take magical girls being real, that sounds like a bad idea so early in our career.

I rush to the bathroom, quickly and fake a shriek as I run back out.

"F..fire" I say winking at the shopkeeper, who nods and pulls the fire alarm while everyone is looking at me.

In a moment, the alarms rings, and the shoppers rush out, screaming and clutching their bags close to themselves.

I smile

What do I do now?
[] lure the thing away from here
[] CRIMSON DREAM
[] hey, where's the twin tail girl.....
[]locket, the hell is that?

>>36238089
>[] CRIMSON DREAM
And now marketing now releases a new action figure with winking action.

>>36238089
[]locket, the hell is that?
[] hey, where's the twin tail girl.....
She's trouble or my name isn't anon.
[] lure the thing away from here
Armor up if we have to but try to kite it into some place less expensive.

>>36238089
>[] hey, where's the twin tail girl.....
>[]locket, the hell is that?

>>36238089
>[] CRIMSON DREAM
>[]locket, the hell is that?

>>36238089
[] lure the thing away from here
ignore the twin tail girl who is obviously watching us. It will allow us to gain FRIENDSHIP and level up. hello Twin Yellow

"Locket" I say "what is that thing?"

"MONSTER, SKULL SPIDER" IT SHOUTS "WEAK, BUT SKILLED AT MANIPULATION OF LESSER MIND, BE CAREFUL"

"understood" I say as I begin to back way from the thing as it notices me and turns its head with a sickening crack.

"Ooooh, so if it isn't the destructive savior" It laughs "I've been waiting for you my sweet, why get a doll when you can get the real thing?!"

"Eeergh" I say backing towards the door leading to the alleyway. It laughs and leaps at me, I duck and it slams into the wall, sending boxes tumbling on top of it. I run outside and Grab my locket.

"CRIMSON DREAM" I shout feeling the light turn my clothes into that red mist stuff as it did the other two times I used it, quickly covering me in my robes and armor as the thing comes skittering out after me, laughing.

I twirl my staff around, and notice that I'm not alone out here, smaller spiders are everywhere, all with the same head as the big one.

I sigh as they surrounded me, nothing can ever be easy can this, then i smile, as i remember how much this is.

What do I do
[] CRIMSON BLAZE, RELEASE
[] Smashy smashy 1d20
[]BUUUUuURN 1d20
[] get away from here 1d20
[] write in

>>36238089
> locket? what the hell is that thing?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36238327
>[]BUUUUuURN 1d20
Burn all spiders without regard for collateral damage.

Fuck spiders.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36238327
>[] Smashy smashy 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36238327
>Smashy Smashy

KILL SPIDER!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36238212
[] Smashy smashy 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36238327
>[]BUUUUuURN 1d20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36238327
Smashy smashy

I begin tapping my staff on the ground as the spiders steadily approach. One jumps at me and I swat if aside. More jump up at me and I continue twirling my staff around as I move around with the help of the thrusters on my armor for more precise movements.

I swing my staff to the side, throwing the spider goop off of it.

The big skull spider looks a bit shocked and seems to be looking for something that isn't me, muttering to himself.

"What is it?" I ask "did the spider hit his head when he fell down the water spout".

"You....where is she?" He asks backing away "I...I can't fight you alone, I'm a lover not a fighter".

"what?" I say as I step on one of the small spiders, listening to the shriek and crunch it makes.

"I...I ain't gonna die" it says climbing up the side of the building "I won't, not even for a magical girl of my own".

the spiders around me vanish into nothing, as I slump down, disappointed I didn't get to have some exercise.

What do I do
[] Comet beam ( kill spider)
[] untransform and walk back home
[] Why do I smell batteries?
[]get angry
[] write in

>>36238569
[] Comet beam ( kill spider)
[] Why do I smell batteries?

>>36238569
>[] Comet beam ( kill spider)

>>36238569
>why do I smell batteries

And then the bomb goes off...

>>36238569
>[] Why do I smell batteries?
Keep collateral damage to a minimum. Otherwise, they will produce LEWDER things. They might have Doujinshi artists or something...

>>36238569
>[] Comet beam ( kill spider)
>[] Why do I smell batteries?

>>36238569
>[] Why do I smell batteries?

"Comet Beam!" I shout pointing the staff at the spider, the red light gathering and darkening to a rich crimson. And with a roar of a dragon, or perhaps a comet falling to earth, it fires, blasting me backwards, and forcing me to place both hands on the staff to stay up. The spider shrieks as its flesh strips off of it, starting with it's face as fire quickly consumes its flesh underneath, burning it to nothing except the large skull that was its body, which drops to the ground, and shatters. A very small orb rolls on the ground towards me and I pick it up, I frown, nowhere near as big as squash heads, I sigh and pocket it, that probably won't even get me a the right to nap when the city is in danger of being overrun by cats or something, what a waste.

I turn to walk away and look for something funner to fight, tapping the staff on my shoulder on my shoulder as I walk. them I smell something on the air.

"Batteries?" I ask to no one as the strange smell fills my nose.

And then I hear a very loud snapping noise and I jump backwards as a bolt of green electricity strikes where I was standing. The stone begins to corrode away as I watch it.

My locket begins shaking violently as the bolt shoots around and bounces from wall to wall

"OH come oooooooooooon, give me a break" I say hitting my forehead "its my first day on the job, just leave me alone and let me rest".

The bolt strikes the ground with a loud bang, sending stones and dust into the air as I hear the almost musical sound of electricity jumping between strands of metal.

A silhouette appears in the green mist left by the explosion. I blink and turn my head, kind of angry at all this nonsense.

What do I do
[] Comet beam
[] try and talk to it
[] keep walking
[] *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
[] write in

>>36238832
[] *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
[] Comet beam

>>36238832
[] *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
[] try and talk to it
Keep your eye on it though, preferably keep your weapon between it and you. Also locket give me the Down low.

>>36238832
>[] try and talk to it

>>36238832
[] *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
[] try and talk to it

>>36238832
>*grooooooan*
>"can we just talk this out"

>>36238832
>[] try and talk to it
>[] *siiiiiiiiiigh*

I pull my hood up with a sigh as I watch the shadowy figure stand still as a stone.

"Any chance we can talk this out?" I ask, the figure's head moves in definite no motion "oh what a bother, well at least no I can't get my exercise". the figure nods and pulls two things from her back and vanishes in a flash. I blink, listening closely so I don't get kneed in the face again.

"The offer still stands" I say "I mean honestly, I've already had enough of today, can't we just go our separate ways and fight later?". A bolt of greenish yellow lightning shoots over my shoulder, and inch from my head.

"Okay, fighting it is then" I say twirling my staff around as I hear a sound similar to wind rush all around me.

what do I do?
[] take a step forward
[] Crimson Blaze
[]stick my staff out at leg level 1d20
[] wait for something to happen
[] I find the best way to deal with quick things, is to burn them 1d20
[] write in

>>36239018
[] take a step forward
[] wait for something to happen
Staff is usually far better on defense and we don't want to burn something, make our opponent move first.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36239018
>[]stick my staff out at leg level 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36239018
>[] I find the best way to deal with quick things, is to burn them 1d20

>>36233882
So, I guess you crit failed your crit fail.

anyone else ?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36239144
>>36239047Here changing to this>>36239048 It's pretty late.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36239144
So close to being asleep...

>Sweep the leg!

I have an idea. I stick my staff out at leg level, hoping to trick my foe into tripping over it. I hear a leaping sound and see for a brief moment the twin tail girl, in a half green, half yellow one piece catsuit with bits of metal along her arms, thighs, and chest. She does a flip and lands in front of me somehow. She spins her weapon her hand, two short sabers, one dripping with a green liquid, the other sparking wildly.

"Ah"I say "I should've expected this, really". she nods, not saying anything

What do I do
[] swing 1d20
[] BEAM 1d20
[] back away slowly
[] FLYING COMET ACTIVATE
[] write in

How many of you are still awake?

>>36239225
>[] FLYING COMET ACTIVATE

>>36239225
[] FLYING COMET ACTIVATE

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36239225
>[] BEAM 1d20

I'll still be around for a good few hours, I just don't vote often until things slow down.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36239225
Is there anyway to just set the ends of our staff on fire? If so
>Swing 1d20
If not
>Flying Comet Go!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36239225
>[] BEAM 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36239225
[] BEAM 1d20
So one magic girl to another, why'd you go evil? The money the power the black clothes?

>>36239281
Yes there is

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36239225
[] BEAM

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36239225
>[] FLYING COMET ACTIVATE
>"Hey if I win you have to tell me who you are and why you're attacking me! Got that sparky!"

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36239225
[] swing

>>36239225
[write in] so do I beat the evil out of you or something?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36239225
[] swing 1d20

I slam my staff into the ground, the mechanicle whirring music to my ears as my visor appears and I rocket up into the air slightly. Twintails looks at me, bemused as she runs her blades over eachother smiling.

"Okay, if I win, you tell me who you are, and why you're attacking me!" I shout pointing my stick at her "got it sparky".

"Well, if I win" She says licking her blade with a mad glint in her eyes "You'll help me paint this town red, whether you want to Or not,ahahahaa"

"COMET" I shout gathering my magic into my staff

"HYDRA" She shouts placing her arms into a weird position over her head.

"BEAM"
"STORM"

The beam of crimson fires down at her and then she spins around, two smaller beams with mouths like dragons flying out and biting at mine causing a small explosion and sending me into the wall of the building, and her onto the ground. I push myself out with a groan, with the help of my thrusters.

I hurt.

She stands up, her eyes glowing Yellow and green rapidly as she slashes her blades on the ground.

"COMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEON" She shouts "Show me what that prize of yours can do, DREAMIE".
She stabs one of her blades into the ground, the green one, and holds the yellow one in bother her hands, sparks flying from it rapidly.

She swings and a collum of lighting comes flying towards me

What do I do
[] COMET BEAM ROCKET 1d20
[] fight lighting with fire 1d20
[] GTFO 1d20
[] Say something (free action)
[] write in

>>36239440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_NlIuc9XE
battle music

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36239440
[] COMET BEAM ROCKET

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36239440
>[] COMET BEAM ROCKET 1d20
GET SOME!!!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36239440
>COMET BEAM ROCKET!

When in doubt, vote for ALL CAPS!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36239440
>[] COMET BEAM ROCKET
Now's not quite the time to gtfo yet.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36239440
>[] COMET BEAM ROCKET 1d20
Fight lightning with WOOOOSH!

>say something (free action)
WOOOOHOOO!

>>36239479
Well someone's about to get critted and it ain't us. Nice job anon.

>>36239479
HA HA!

>>36239479
I managed to barely fit that in the 5z

>>36239440
"The entire town. That's way too much work for me, thanks."

I seriousally think we are gandalf the red here

>>36239440
Honestly, I get the feeling we're gonna paint the town red in te process of saving it.
Superman style.

>>36239518
You mean reluctant and whiny but when the time comes we put on our big girl panties and wreck face?

Is it weird that, now that I know our sister is watching this, I want to make it entertaining?

I watch the wall of eletrity approach me, and smile. I place my staff under my feet, and kick the end of it.

"HYDRA'S" She shouts "ROAR"

"COMET BEAM" I Shout as the power gathers with a violent feral roar of somekind of beast "ROOOOOCKET!!!!". I fly forwards smiling madly as I shoot towards her attack as she laughs madly. I run into it, I feel my body fill with pain as I do so, Until I spin my staff around, the beam with it. It blasts the lightning away as well as much of the surrounding street, ground, and walls. I see the surprised, still laughing face of twin tail as She throws her blade at me, grabbing her other

"EMERALD" She begins as I move my staff to point down at her, the last ounce of the beam sending my rocketing towards her.

"WOOOOOOOHOOOOO" I shout as I fly towards her. She kicks off the ground, blade raised. I point my staff down again as I ram into her. I carry her into the sky on the end of it, before The beam tappers off and I grab it, still floating in the air via Flying comet mode
I watch her hit the roof of a building with a thud. She gets up, using her blade to hold herself up.

"The entire town?" I say "Sorry, that's to much work for me, thanks anyways".

"I...like you" She says "I REALLY LIKE YOU, even when you're on the boring side, you destroy so much, oh you are just wooooonderful, I can't wait to see what you're like on the fun side". Her other blade lands by her and she picks it up.

"Well come on then" I say twirling my staff "Come and get me"

she smiles

"YELLOW" She shouts "BURST". A ball of lighting explodes in front of me, sending me back and causing me to twitch and smoke, more than I already was.

"VOLLEY" She shouts. and the air is filled with little orbs of electricity

What do I do
[] dodge 1d20
[] CRIMSON LIGHTNING ROD (throw Metal staff at her) 1d20
[] Try and use your own powers to destroy them all 1d20
[]write in

>>36239586
that sounds kind of exhibitionist....

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36239613
>[] CRIMSON LIGHTNING ROD (throw Metal staff at her) 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36239586
Nope, natural to show off when someone you love is watching.

>>36239613
[] dodge 1d20
So killing people and ruining lives is fun for you? Weird. I usually take a nice comfy nap for fun.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36239613
>[] Try and use your own powers to destroy them all 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36239613
>[] dodge 1d20
The simplest option is usually the best

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36239613
>[] CRIMSON LIGHTNING ROD (throw Metal staff at her) 1d20
I kinda want this to not be a spell.
I want to just be chucking it javelin style.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36239614
It's even more when the more is destroyed the more "Merchandise" is required.
>[] Try and use your own powers to destroy them all 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36239613
[] CRIMSON LIGHTNING ROD (throw Metal staff at her) 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36239613
>dodge everything
>wait for an opportunity to counter pinch her.

>>36239665
Technically wrong.
The collateral damage outside of the store is on the city's dime.
Plus, this is ONE retail outlet. It's not going to make any particular change in a global market.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36239613
[] CRIMSON LIGHTNING ROD

The things begin to expand and zap and shock. I hear her laughing

"Get out of that one, Dreamie" She says "Don't worry, I'll make sure you'll perfectly fine for the carnival of destruction we'll make togeeeetheeeer". I throw my staff into the air and grab it, smiling smugly.
small bolts of lighting shoot towards me, and my lighting rod.

"CRIMSON" I shout "LIGHTNING ROD". I throw my staff forward, it catching the bolt and balls as it flies past, due to it's much high conductivity to me. It flies like zeus thunder bolt, towards my twintailed foe with a terrible roar.

"Oh" she says "that's cheating". In slams into her forehead, sending her flying back, she somehow lands on her feet and the electricty finds her, zapping her with all of its furry, which used to be hers.

She stands still, mouth wide open with smoke pouring out as she stares into the sky.

*THUD!* my staff hits the roof and becomes embedded within it

"eheheheh" She begins to laugh weakly "FRAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahhuuuuugaHAHHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHhahahHAHAHAHAHHAhAhahHAHAhahahehehehhAHAHHAHAHahahhaHHAaaaaaaah". She laughs madly for a few moments, her blades reappearing in each hand.

"Hydra's" She says grasping her twintails "HEAD". She pulls on them and suddenly, there's two of her in front of me, each with one pony tail.

"Oh, that's not fair at all you demented little thing" I say kicking my legs in the air.

"Two against one red?" the green asks.

"That sounds fair to me" says the yellow.

"now" they say in unison "time to turn this red and nice shade of it, shall I?!"

What do I do
[] try and use magic without your staff 1d20
[] avoid the two crazies and rush for you staff 1d20
[] say something to her (free action)
[] I've watche kung fu movies, I can handle this 1d20
[] write i n