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"Ugh..." Karel starts to drag her feet as the two of you reach the mansion's front door.
"Karel, you alright?" you turn to her.
"I'm fine," she mumbles. "Just fucking exhausted, that's all."
"Uh, you want to sit down for a little while?" you ask. "There's a chair right over there, and-"
"I can handle it," she replies as she walks past you and opens up the door. "Even over here, I can't just be sitting down on the job."
"If you say so..."

Concerned for your friend, you stick close to her as the two of you walk outside and over to where you left Sir Gregory and the others. If Karel happens to fall over or anything of that sort, you'll be right there to catch her.

Right off, you spot Elena running in the lawn with her cape trailing after her. It looks like she's chasing after someone... Emilio?

"I'm gonna getcha!!" Elena shouts happily as she chases after her brother.
"C'mon, cut it out!" Emilio groans as he does his best to get away from her. "Why don't you go bother Bernard or Guillaume or Reya!?"
"'Cuz I don't get to play with you like ever since we came here..." Elena replies, "AND I wanna see if I can run faster than you now!"
"Uncle Gregory, could you please help me out here!?"

But instead of helping, Sir Gregory merely stands on the sidelines while laughing himself hoarse. It's kind of jarring to see him enjoying himself this much when you consider his usual gloomy disposition.


>intervene
>stand back and watch

>>36236102
>>stand back and watch

>>36236102
>stand back and watch

>>36236102
>stand back and watch

>>36236102
>intervene

>>36236102
>>stand back and watch
Enjoy the show with Karel

>>36236102
>>stand back and watch

>>36236102
"Karel, some incrediblely well dressed swordsman is attacking emilio, we have to help!"

>>36236102
>stand back and watch

>>36236102
>>stand back and watch
Leave it up to Karel.

>>36236102
>stand back and watch
So cute.

>>36236102
>stand back and watch
Get some pop corn.

>>36236102
I don't much care what we fo as long as we ham it up properly.

>>36236102

This
>>36236224

>>36236102
>cheer for elena

>>36236224
I'll chip in for this one cuz its cute.

But Emilio, we feed off of your discomfort.

>writing

>>36236102
I don't care how grumpy Karel is, Elena warms to heart.

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>>36236784
Rien is a discomfort vampire, it makes so much sense

>>36236949
No no

A comfypire

>>36236102
This scene, and possibly Emilio in general, now has a theme tune. In my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruiv-WgOUdo

>>36236965
Speaking of theme music, now that Rein has his Steel Body form, magic blasts, and an AI voice in his gear, I think this is entirely appropriate battle music for him:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdysbdsrT2Y

I had to leave yesterday's thread half way through (like I'll have to leave this one, not happy). Caught up on the archives, holy fuck it was great.

Exiting the secret, secret room is now a contender for my favorite moment in the quest. Dat Ariane, man.

Also, can we make an effort to have our next heart-to-heart with Nicolette?

>>36237047
oh my, it'll be like ATLA

"Hey, When do I get to go into a Life-changing secret room with Rein, huh?"

>>36237047
No.
We must force all of our heart-to-hearts onto Karel because she's the cutest.

Is arch kill or does he always take this long?

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"Hm," you cross your arms. "Karel, it looks like some incredibly well-dressed swordsman is attacking Emilio."

Karel turns to you with an incredulous look on her face before sighing and turning back to watch Emilio get harassed by his sister.

"Yeah, looks like it," she nods.
"You're his bodyguard, don't you think that you ought to step in?" you ask.
"Sibling quarrels are outside my job description," she replies. "But you're about to become their brother-in-law so maybe you could step in yourself."

You left yourself wide open for that one.

>[1/?]

>>36237075
That sounds far seedier than the Zuko-trips.

>>36237108
More likely we have a big post incoming.

>>36237125
Well played Karel.

>>36237125
Clearly our next move is to give Elena a piggyback ride and start chasing Emilio ourself.

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OH! I found out that Elena's little bunny is quite real and really bad ass. Here she is in action.

>>36237092
>implying Nico reacting to her Mom teasing us by blushing and wishing we treated her more like a girl wasn't the most adorable shit ever

>>36237125
We need, like an Earth spell that lets us dive underground and pop back up from the ground somewhere else.

Like inbetween the siblings-in-law

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>>36237204
Not another one!

>>36237197
So long as we don't get too into it and launch her at Emilio.

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>>36237125
>[2/2]

Though he seems to be distressed by the fact that he has to run at all, Emilio's maintaining a pretty decent distance between himself and Elena without too much effort on his part. It looks like that stuff you heard about him being a fast runner was true...

"Elena, cut it out!" Emilio shouts back as he continues to run from the little girl.
"No way!" Elena laughs. "I'm gonna getchaaaaa!!!"
"Really, this isn't fu-"

Emilio's foot catches a slight bump in the ground, sending him stumbling forward. He's somehow able to catch himself before he ends up falling over, but doing so gives Elena just the time she needs to close the distance between her elder brother and herself.

"Bwahahaha!!!!" Elena laughs as she LEAPS onto the young Prince's back and sends him stumbling forwards once more. "I told you that I'd catch you!"
"C'mon, get off!" Emilio groans. "You're heavy!"


>help the emilio
>sit back and laugh at his misfortune

>>36237442
>help the emilio

That's far enough.

>>36237442
>help the emilio
we're helping him get laid already might as well go all in

>>36237442
>help emilio

>>36237442
>help the emilio
Be a good bro

>>36237442
>help the emilio
Need some help with this dashing rogue Emilio?

>>36237442
>Help Emilio
>give Elena a ride on our shoulders

>>36237496
Seconding. I think.

>>36237442
>sit back and laugh at his misfortune
No harm done.

>>36237442
>help the emilio

>>36237465
>might as well go all in
And what? Fuck him ourselves?

>>36237442
this >>36237496

>>36237496
Thirding

>>36237496
Give BOTH of them a ride on our shoulders
at the same time.

>>36237582
Yo yo yo, no stealing Karel's man.

>>36237496
This.

>>36237594
No compunction against stealing Andreas' shoulder loli schtick, though. I see how it is.

And also Luciana. Being Andreas is a tough gig.

For some reason this quest has already been archived.
And for some reason there is no QTG.

>writing

PGQ Official Waifu Tiers

>Best Tier
Karel, Nicolette

>Great Tier
Marianne

>Decent Tier
Sylvie, Melanie

>Bad Tier
Rana

>Shit Tier
Luciana

>>36237666
Wait, aren't we trying to set Andreas up with Marianne?

>>36237667
Arch archives the quests as soon as they start.

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>>36237692

To be reminded of times long past...

>>36237692
Huh, switch Mariane with Luciana and you have my list. Well, shit tier is to strong, but I'd definitely say Marianne is on par with Rana.

>>36237692
>>Bad Tier
>Rana
m8 I will slap your shit.

>>36237697
I don't remember that memo.
Marianne needs to get past her trauma before we can even think of setting her up with someone.

>>36237692
>Including moeblob anywhere in the list.
Entire post disregarded.

>>36237667
The first thing has been proven necessary. The second is an unexpected blessing.

>>36237697
This is news to me, and I have been here since thread 25. What are you talking about?

>>36237692
>Grass is Greener: The Post

>>36237790
It's bullshit.

>>36237811
>It's bullshit.
I agree, I just wanna know why he thought that

I kind of remember thinking Andreas was a bit of a whiny fag at first when all we saw of him was grumbling about Elena doing this and that but it turned out he was fucking awesome.

Also, remember Andreas and Melanie having a nice, polite, friendly conversation? That was nice, they'd make nice friends.

While it's definitely amusing to watch Elena torment her brother, you can't help but feel bad for the guy. As such, you decide to step in before things get worse for him.

"Oookay, that's enough of that," you say as you walk over and casually pluck Elena off of Emilio's back.
"Th... thanks, Reinhold," Emilio sighs.
"Hey, lemme go!" Elena shouts as she flails about. But sadly for her, nearly a decade of sword practice has developed your grip into something akin to a vice. No matter how hard she tries, she can't break free.
"Sorry, but I think you ought to lay off your brother for now," you say as you lift her as high as you can.

And now that cape is hitting you in the face. It doesn't hurt or anything, but it -is- kind of annoying.


>[1/?]

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>>36237836
>But sadly for her, nearly a decade of sword practice has developed your grip into something akin to a vice. No matter how hard she tries, she can't break free.

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>>36237836
I'm imagining something like this, but with "Red Meteor" instead of "Night".

>>36237697
Considering that Andreas likes Luci and Mari is kinda the complete opposite of her I don't see that as likely.

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>>36237692

Reminder that we will never experience taking Karel out on a date in town for the first time after her sex is public.

Reminder that we will never experience Karel forcing herself to wear a dress and be more girly to please us and being extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed about it.

Reminder that we will never, seeing how hard Karel is trying to be a girl and utterly failing at it, kiss her on the cheek at the end of our date, telling her that while we appreciate the effort, we love her just the way she is.

Luciana best girl.

>>36237985
>"THEN WHY THE HELL DID I GET IN THIS DRESS!?"

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>>36238008
All girls are best girl.

Though I forgot two of them here.

>>36237985
We could always break things off with our girlfriend.

>>36238008
That is a rather odd way to spell Marianne.

>>36238028
And get murdered by her father and uncle.

>>36238022
Meido, Nico, Marianne, Luci, Karel, Reinhold

Well, you got all the ones that get regular screen time.

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>>36237836

"Looks like the Red Meteor's reign of terror has come to an end," Sir Gregory laughs. "Now Reinhold, what are you going to do with your prisoner?"
"Hm..." you hold Elena out in front of you.
"Put me dooooooooooown!" Elena whines.
"Eh, I don't think so," you say, shaking you head.

And then you flip her around in your arms and place her on your shoulder.

"I hereby sentence you to a shoulder ride back into the house, Elena," you say.
"Ehehe..." Elena giggles. "You're the best, Reinhold!"
"Ahem."

You turn to see who so noisily cleared their throat (while also taking care not to drop Elena, of course), only to find Sir Gregory glaring at you.

"You know," Sir Gregory says, "I don't really appreciate you trying to steal my place."
"Uh..." you freeze in place.
"Sorry, Uncle Gregory!" Elena chirps. "Reinhold's only the -second- best, you're the -first- best!"
"That's better," he nods. "And don't you forget that either, Reinhold," he says, poking you in the chest.

>[2/?]

>>36238036
That's an odd way to write Sylvie.

>>36238081
Would not dream of it sir.

>>36238060
I think that's Sylvie, not Meido.
Everyone always forgets Meido, even now she's somewhat relevant.

>>36238081
He must admit our parlor tricks are amusing.

>>36238107
It's mostly that I had little inspiration for what loli Meido and Rana would look like.

>>36238107
If she is so relevant how come nobody can remember her name?

>>36238081
>"You're the best, Reinhold!"
That's an odd way of spelling Nicolette

>>36238081
Andreas is second best on the Elena scale, meaning we have to be at best third best.

>>36238143
Of course we remember her name. It's "Meido O'Meidlington".

>>36238168
Guess Reinhold really is 3rd rate compared to the real powerhouses.

>>36238143
"Meido" is more fun to say than "Melanie" and she really identifies herself by her work so it works out.

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>>36237985
Reminder that we will never experience Karel gradually grow out her hair in a bid for our attention after she overhears us mentioning that we prefer girls with longer hair (this would be optional of course).

>>36238022
Those are some giant ass sweets on Marianne.
Also, why is lil Rein dressed?

>>36238220
Karel is a tomboy at heart now, I wonder if she wouldn't prefer to keep them short.

I just realized that Nico is feeling unappreciated in her femininity because we're focusing all of our "treat you like a girl" mental energy on Karel.

>>36238055
Not if we git gud!

>>36238256
I can see Karel and Nico getting on like a house on fire post-reveal.

>>36238256
So what we need to treat Nico more like a girl then?

>>36238256
Why are we treating him like a girl anyway?

>>36238292
They will bond over all that physical abuse they'll inflict on Reinhold.

>>36238305
Dunno. Have a pajama party?

>>36238081
>[3/3]

"Wouldn't dream of it," you reply with a nervous smile.
"Good," Sir Gregory nods. "Now let's go inside before it gets dark."
"Finally," Emilio sighs.

And so, the four of you make your way back inside, with Elena riding on your shoulder until you reach the doorway. Though it's definitely large enough to clear the extra bit of height that Elena adds, you still don't feel comfortable in doing so.

Chalk it up to a life spent in peasant houses with low-hanging doorframes.


>stick with these guys
>go bother the bernard
>go bother the guillaume
>go bother the luciana
>go bother the rana
>go bother the reya

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238357
>>go bother the luciana

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238305
Yeah, she was basically pleading for it last thread in her own too-proud way. We can still do guy stuff with her but we can come to her with girl stuff as well, which we don't.
It's all Ariane's fault for making her think we'd rather go to her Mom for Luci advise than to her.

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

She's expecting us to do so anyway.

>>36238305
I don't see the point.

We already missed out on her (best) route so she'll forever be a bro and nothing more. Suddenly treating her like a girl may just complicate things.

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238357
>>go bother the rana
haven't seen the dragon in a while

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

>>36238391
Isn't she banished from indoors due to plowing through walls?

>>36238385
Relationships ARE complicated, and they require hard work to be good ones.

>captcha: Establish tryystr
BAD CAPTCHA, we don't wanna go that far!

>>36238220
I honestly think she looks better with short hair and it just about makes her unique in this setting.

>>36238407
let's find out

>>36238407
I think that was Sylvie's house.

>>36238357
>>go bother the rana
I just want to see the dragon dammit.
Whatever.

>>36238357
>go bother luciana

Kiss the cook!

>>36238357
>>go bother the rana
or
>>go bother the reya

>>36238385
Even if we missed her route, she clearly doesn't really like the fact that we don't see her as a girl.

>>36238417
Your captcha is wise.

>trystri Order
Jesus Christ, what's happening?

>>36238463
But what can we do about that without fucking up things as they are now?

>>36238454
Why not and?
Want durgon adn half-durgon.

>>36238463
So we need to find a way to treat her more like a girl without seeming weird? That actually sounds pretty hard to do now.

>writing

>>36238357
>go bother the luciana

It's kinda hard juggling between so many people to give them some of our time, no wonder some get shafted.

So Luciana and Karel get top priority, due to respectively being our gf and in deep shit.

>>36238483
Find something girly she'd enjoy. Or just come to her for advice more.

Following the same logic, we need to find something Sylvie'd enjoy to do with us that isn't magic, and a way to cheer Marianne up that doesn't involve cakes.

>>36238483
What's it gonna fuck up?
She doesn't want us to feed her grapes in the back of a gondola (well, she might but she's realistic), she wants us to come to her when we need a girl's perspective on shit. Like, usually we'll ask Melanie or Sylvie on shit Luci or Mari would like and now she thinks we're going to Ariane before her for tips on our relationship with Luci, she just wants us to see her as a girl who's there when we need girl help.

>>36238546
Fuck man all this sounds like hard work and having to think. Is it to late to go hermit route?

>>36238546
>due to respectively being our gf and in deep shit

Um, due to being our gf and our adopted little sister, respectively. Right?

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>>36238423
Well like I said, it could always be optional

>>36238574
Reinhold looks weird like that. At this point I expect him to forever keep his blue uniform. Besides, it looks comfy.

>>36238546
Marianne is ALWAYS top priority.
I say this as a Nicofag.

>>36238574
I thought the appeal to Reinhold was that she looked like a man which placates his fear of women?

>>36238574
> no bowtie
0/10 would not let hold hands with daughter

>>36238607
Well if we are talking how to cheer Marianne up without cake we know she likes books so we could get her a book could work I guess.

>>36238574
I know that's your take on Reinhold, but hair color aside that looks a lot more like Emilio to me.

>>36238546
>a way to cheer Marianne up that doesn't involve cakes.
Easy. Just tease Luciana. Or kids.

>>36238623
>holding hands
Jesus man what kind of sick degenerate are you?

>>36238610
No, that's for Emilio.

>>36238607
The part of the day we don't spend with her she's in her room.

>>36238623
Reinhold has a thing against having pieces of tissue around his neck.

>>36238638
She's probably read all the ones we'd thought of.

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>>36238603
hows this?

>>36238655
Hey man, don't hate.

>>36238657
I'm sure we can ask the person she buys her books from for a suggestion of one she hasn't gotten before. His name completely escapes me right now but we have met him before.

"Hey, where're you going?" Elena asks as she spots you breaking off from the others.
"To the kitchen," you reply. "I wanted to go check on Luciana."
"Lame..." Elena mumbles.

As fun as this little interlude was, you do feel kind of guilty about sticking Luciana with the responsibility of making dinner for everyone.

"Oh," Emilio nods. "Well, uh... tell her that I'm looking forward to seeing if she really can cook."
"Will do," you laugh.

As you walk away, you hear Elena bragging about how she's better at baking cinnamon rolls than her big sister. Emilio sounds thoroughly unconvinced.


>[1/?]

>>36238638
Books are just cakes made of paper, with words printed on them, bound in leather and which you read unstead of eat.
It's basically the same thing.

>>36238669
Honestly? A lot better. I think it's the wider sleeves and shoulders. Black tux wedding pic Reinhold has noodley arms.

>>36238696
Can Elmo cook?
i bet he'd be pretty good at it.

>>36238669
Better. I could see our uniform getting enchanted to turn into a tuxedo, it'd be cool.

>"Luciana, will you..."
>*GO GO TUXEDO*
>"... marry me?"

>>36238700
>Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.

You read this in Leonard Nimoy's voice.

>>36238700
Yeah, and just like a girl can cover herself up in cake frosting, she do the same with pages from a journal.

>>36238721
We need a pic of what Rein was wearing at the party.

>>36238727
But anon, I read everything in Leonard Nemoy's voice

>>36238729
>Marianne, alone on her bed, rubbing pages of rare books all over herself, lost in the shame of her addiction

>>36238741
Even cakes?

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>>36238729
Those both sound oddly arousing. I swear to go you better not have given me two new weird fetishes anon.

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>>36238763
this is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of "addictions"

>>36238765
underrated paste

>>36238781
Our Turtle is truly such an one.

>>36238763
Isn't she fearful of paper cuts?

>>36238828
That makes it even more arousing.

>>36238842
There' nothing enjoyable about paper cuts, Anon. They are the kisses of Satan.

>>36238868
>taboo makes it so much better!

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>>36238696
>[2/2]

"Me and my big mouth," Luciana grumbles as she races across the kitchen while holding a large pot of water. "Shouldn't have asked Aunt Ariane about anything until I cleared it with Reinhold first and now here I am stuck cooking dinner for everyone," she grumbles. "didn't even prepare..."

You see at least three different pots on the stove cooking and the oven seems to be lit as well... and Luciana's running around checking on everything that's cooking in between chopping up vegetables and measuring flour?

And she's got an apron over her dress as she does all of this and suddenly you find yourself grinning like a total creeper.


>what do you say to the luciana?

>>36238884
>"I came here to laugh at you."

>>36238884
Don't say anything. Just watch until she notices.

>>36238884
need a hand?

>>36238884
Just so you know, I like being the first to know. Need some help?

>>36238884
Need a hand?

>>36238884
Can I help?

>>36238884
>>36238899
>>36238901
These

>>36238908
>>36238901
then we clap

>>36238828
The books have to be "specially specially prepared beforehand.

Or perhaps she just rubs the covers.

>>36238900
This. I'd suggest helping, but the terms of the punishment prevent that.

>>36238884
"You look like a model housewife."

>>36238901
>>36238908
>Yes, it's one of the key ingredients. C'mere!

>>36238884
>Say nothing till we're noticed. Then when we are, Asked if she needs a hand or some help. quietly pull out our draw pad and sketch Luci as she works

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Reminder that you will never princess carry Nicolette back to your bedroom on your wedding night to consummate the marriage, during which you will both scream in terror as you notice Gregory watching you going at it from the corner of the room.

>>36238884
Need some help? Do we even have the foggiest idea about cooking at all?

>>36238937
>Tell him to either join in or get lost!

>>36238937
And then the Ara Ara will drag Gregory away and let the two of them alone. She wants grand kids soon ya know

>>36238945
We're as good at cooking as we are at dueling!

>>36238937
>from the corner of the room
>implying he wouldn't pop from under the sheets

>>36238937
This is probably exactly how it'd go down, unfortunately.
Dunno how he'd react to us inviting Meido to join half way through.

>>36238884
>Roll up sleeves
>"Hi Honey, how can I help?"

>>36238945
We minmaxed to be good at cakes without any prior experience.

>>36238964
So as long none of the cooking utensils are secretly sealed kings we are perfectly okay?

>>36238964
So we don decently until someone pulls an OP weapon?

>>36238937
Would'a been awesome.

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>>36238964

>>36238980
ALL of the cooking utensils are secretly sealed king

>>36238937
Their is always the VN

>>36238964
Incredibly proficient until the carrot we're chopping turns out to be the legendary Carrot of Ultimate Annihilation?

>>36239011
>"Quick, Elena, go find Inaba to save me!"

>>36238945
>>36238964

We're going to triple crit fail and blow up the house, killing half the people inside

Calling it now

>>36238980
>>36238983
>>36239011
See, this wouldn't be as problematic if we utilized our metal powers to make the utensils vibrate and rotate at will.

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>>36238993
Oh fuck.

>writing

So, is there like a summary of events so far that I could read? I don't really want to read all the way through the "Rocky 1" part.

>>36238768

What?

Have you not wanted to lick frosting and whipped cream off a naked lady?

A light wet touch as your tongue marks its trail across bronzed flesh, climbing upwards to the top of a heaving mountain and claiming the cherry on the tip.

>>36239068
Not really.

You could ask specific questions, I guess.

>>36239083
I saw this yuri thing where this one girl had a slice of cake in her pussy, and then got eaten out.

>>36239090
Okay, who's the villain of the story?

>>36238765
Especially cakes

>>36239083
And then you realize how fucking sticky and disgusting the whole affair would be--and then you get sick of frosting halfway through, but you asked for it, so now you gotta keep going, and work quick because it's starting to get kinda melty and shit, and that's not going to well

Basically, it's the stupidest fantasy ever.

>>36239108
>villians
>in the PGQ universe

lol
we just go on dates and eat cake

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>>36239083
I was more talking about the journal part but I honestly had never thought about it like that before. Now I have a boner and a great need to go find porn of this. I swear to god /tg/ sometimes I don't know if I should love you or hate you for the things you do to me.

>>36239122
you're thinking too hard. it is pretty fun.

>>36239108
Well the villain for Reinhold's flashback childhood is Spinelle who raped him for 5 years. The closest thing we have to a village at current date is the masked man and his cabal trying to kidnap Luci.

>>36239122
Some people like getting messy because it means you can shower later~

>>36239133
That sounds like a rather plain existence in such a magical world. Isn't there going to be any adventures or political intrigue soon?

>>36239163
>That sounds like a rather plain existence in such a magical world. Isn't there going to be any adventures or political intrigue soon?

Lets be honest here, probably not.

>>36239163
>That sounds like a rather plain existence
Well we just revealed an illegitimate heir to our lesbo friends mom.

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>>36239108
For the first part of the story we had a rival type named Monique Gilbeault, but he was more of an obnoxious hater than any real threat. Then we went to a party in the foreign country of Marconnetti (Luciana's), he lost his marbles and provoked us to a duel that he won on very shaky grounds by virtue of pulling a legendary magic sword out of his ass. Luciana's father saw an opportunity and fetched him for himself by offerring him knighthood, but virtually everyone else in-story thought "good riddance". This was the cause of much butthurt among the players.

We also have a shady plot aiming to kidnap Luciana and her younger siblings. Ninjas have been spotted and they launched an assault during our final day visiting Marconnetti. Some guy in a mask is leading them.

But mostly our worse enemy is ourselves and our questionable decisions. This is mostly a Slice of Life quest.

>>36239163
Adventures are severely limited by the fact that we're supposed to be guarding a princess. Ir's in the title. Sorry.

>>36239122
Homemade frosting is god tier man. I could eat that shit forever.

>>36239163
Wait, does this setting have showers!?

>>36239179
>Lets be honest here, probably not.
Then what's the use?

>>36239202
>Adventures are severely limited by the fact that we're supposed to be guarding a princess. Ir's in the title. Sorry.
Then we should be getting more things to guard her from!

>>36239202
>But mostly our worse enemy is ourselves and our questionable decisions.
That's an understatement.

>>36239209
We guard her from our own horrible decisions

>>36239209
Seriously, a guard who spends all his time dating girls, eating cake, and not actually guarding the princess is a waste of the king's coin.

>>36238884
>what do you say to the luciana?
"Need any help?" Offer to help her cook.

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>>36239122
You are my brother.

>>36239068
I've got the greentext summary that an anon made maybe 80 threads ago. Which was great, but it's tongue-in-cheek as fuck because of the climate of the quest at the time, and it's not exactly comprehensive.

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>>36239152

And my work is done.

For Chaos

>>36239215
>>36239218
Oh cmon we aren't THAT bad. I mean sure we have made some utterly retarded choices but we haven't caused anybodies deaths yet.

>>36239209
>Then we should be getting more things to guard her from!
But we're basically Krillin in DBZ land. Everything can kill us multiple times over. Even the pretty ladies we hang around with.

>>36239251
Then we should train harder to be competent?

>>36239251
Things could always be worse. At least we aren't Yamcha anon.

>>36239222
Well we have a theory that the king hired us spedically to befriend the prinecess and her friends, so there's that.

>>36239227
I can't believe someone saved that thing. Don't laugh at me.

>>36239258
Nah thats powergaming.

>>36239275
That's complacency.

>>36239040
>Fool! This knife is Seridana the Divider! It will slice through the flesh of any beast, alive or dead.
>Child! Within this whisk rest the soul of Chermindinas the Tormentful, who summons great tornadoes of pudding, such is the fury of his stirring.
>Ingrate! You hold in your the hand the teaspoon possessed by Hasinbanis VII! With a tip so fine it can dig even the deepest of jam from the crevice of a jar's lid!

>>36239251
>Even the pretty ladies we hang around with.
Out of the seven waifutypes in this quest, the only ones who are actually stronger than Reinhold are Rana (because she dagron) and Sylvie.

>>36239282
Archelon hates it when we power game anon.

>>36239258
But that would cut into our eating cake/pissing off our friends time

>>36239232
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN YOU DAMNABLE SLAANESHI FIENDS!

>>36239299
>Dagron

>>36239258
But we have.
We trained with super old vampire butler dude.
We trained magic with the fist mage and then roke her heart
We learned to draw

We have been training all the time.

>>36239299
Shh, arch, don't let people think that PGQ isn't the Worst Quest Ever.

>>36239299
The rest of them probably have some of those magic swords that they are saving when they really kick Reinhold's ass.

>>36239299
>Sylvie
Really?
I had her pegged as less powerful than Luci and a worse fighter than Nico.

>erlafthe muscle
Well, if you say so Captcha.

>>36239302
Then tell him to deal with it. If people want to play the game a certain way, let them.

>>36239299
but Luci is super Grimoire lady aint she?

>>36239299
Seven? Let's see....
1. Sylvie
2. Marianne
3.Nico
4.Karel
5.Luci
6.Medio
7. Rana

THE ARIANA TRAIN NEVER LEFT THE STATION

>>36239316
That was purposeful.

>>36239318
>Shh, arch, don't let people think that PGQ isn't the Worst Quest Ever.
Whoops, my bad. Back to being Worst QM with me.

>>36239328
Sylvie was trained by her father before she ever touched a magic book

>>36239340
>THE ARIANA TRAIN NEVER LEFT THE STATION
No shit, Greg'd wallpaste us.

>>36239328
Sylvie is stronk as fuck and she has huge magical reserves (among other huge things).

Luciana is more experienced but she can't compete in terms of raw power.

>>36239358
That's why we'd use the time travel magic to woo her before she fell for Gregory.

>>36239328
She wasn't allowed to train in magic until she was deemed proficient in hand-to-hand fighting by Sir Vincent, the guy who beat up the archmage of the kingdom with his bare hands and punched so hard doing so he created a lake. And she's really good at magic.

Luci doesn't know how to fight without magic and most of her spells seem to be big flashy stuff with long incantations, which means that she needs a swordsman to tank for her or else she'll just get cut in half before she can finish casting her good shit.

How do the girls rank in order of lewdness?

I think I'd put it like this:

Rana> Luci > Meido > Nico > Karel > Sylvie > Marianne

>>36239395
Meido and Morning Meido are tow different beasts entirely.

>>36239395
I think Luci is pretty eager but she's also a proper lady so I don't know if I'd say she's lewder than Meido and Nico.

I remember a time when people thought Sylvie was the lewdest.

>>36239403
>I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

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>>36239299
We're gonna get a knighthood before Nico, aren't we

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After a while, the guilt overcomes you and you barge into the kitchen.

"Reinhold!?" Luciana stares at you. "Don't scare me like that, especially not in here with all these knives and open flames!"
"Uh, sorry," you say, smiling nervously.
"So what did you come in here for?" she asks. "As you can see, I'm doing exactly what I said I would so if you could maybe get out of here already..." she says as she moves to push you out of the kitchen.
"You need a hand?" you ask.

Luciana stares at you as if you just slapped her.

"Reinhold, -you-," Luciana points at you, "are the one who made the condition that I had to cook tonight's dinner all on my own! What, did you think that I wouldn't be able to manage it?"
"N- no," you nervously shake your head, "I just felt kind of guilty about sticking all of this on you, and-"


>[1/?]

>>36239352
>Shh, arch, don't let people think that PGQ isn't the Worst Quest Ever.
>Whoops, my bad. Back to being Worst QM with me.
What the hell is with that exclusivity? Why not improve on what people aren't satisfied with so that more people will be drawn to your quest because of its merits?

Your character interactions, world, and magic are great, you just need compelling things for an expert swordsman with some magic ability whose job description is "Guards the Princess from Danger" to do that aren't cookouts or dates. Like more duels, carriage chases, or surprise pirates. People actually like having some suspense that isn't "Oh boy, I wonder how she's gonna react when I do THIS thing?"

>>36239441
>Why not improve on what people aren't satisfied with
Because you're the only one complaining?
Everyone else IS satisfied.

>>36239427
We are so getting chased out of the kitchen by a knife wielding Luci aren't we?

>>36239455
Speak for yourself, I could use some surprise pirates.

>>36239455
Please don't speak for me.
I'm not satisfied, we're still not with best girl and it's been more than 200 threads dammit!

>>36239424
>>36239427
Also, if the new anon is still here: Here's one of our questionable decisions coming to bit us in the ass.

I'd rate it a 3/10 in terms of Reintardation.

>>36239455
Eeeeh, plenty of people dislike the quest, but it is what it is and you can't please everyone. You can't really alter the plot that much, it's just not arch's style.

>>36239441
>Your character interactions, world, and magic are great, you just need compelling things for an expert swordsman with some magic ability whose job description is "Guards the Princess from Danger" to do that aren't cookouts or dates.

Rest assured, there will be. Just not right this seconf.

>>36239464
But best girl is a married woman anon, it would never work.

>>36239441
I have followed this quest for nearly 200 threads and I like the way Arch runs it. I enjoy the fact that the main focus is on character interaction and I not feel that it need anymore random action. Besides Arch has stated that we are currently in the "calm before the storm" phase.

>>36239441
While a bit more action could be nice this is not a quest designed around it. This is more of a Dating Sim than a Fighting game.

>>36239464
Statistically you had a 14% chance to get your preferred route; not counting all the alternate routes like sword route or Racquel route.

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>>36239468
>Rest assured, there will be. Just not right this seconf.
>there will be

also
>seconf

>>36239441
Stop Whining you Cunt.
>>36239468
Stop Listening to the whining Cunt.

>>36239468
>Rest assured, there will be. Just not right this seconf.

Considering our luck with the dice, I'm now nervous

Alright, which girl will we be having a soulful conversation with when the bad guys finally strike?

Keep in mind the quest is almost over so it's gonna hit us very soon.

>>36239502
Oh I don't know, I thought Cunt had some good points.

>>36239498
>Statistically you had a 14% chance to get your preferred route

but thats assuming all girls are equal and ignores the fact that Nico is 100% best

>>36239488
>I enjoy the fact that the main focus is on character interaction
Exactly, I come to the good character interaction quest for the good character interaction.
If I want more action I'll open up a tab of Generic Fantasy Hackn'Slash Quest #672.

I, for one, am glad there's some variety of /tg/ quests.

>>36239530
Luciana, please.

>>36239530
Marianne

>>36239536
Still not how you spell Marianne anon.

>>36239502
Calm down friend

>>36239530
Depends what you mean, Luci cos she is our girlfriend but as shown during the assassin attack Mari is not good in those situations she might need it.

>>36239546
>>36239562
>>36239530
These then if there's time little sister then Sylvie then nico then Melanie.

>>36239542
PGQ is very much cookie cutter in some ways. It's part of the charm.

But other QMs do with more action and that's fine too.

Joker Quest is pretty rad but it's a chore to read for someone like me who gets headaches trying to picture the action while I'm deciphering a foreign language. The somewhat detailed writing style doesn't help either.

>>36239427

"And now you're going to have to live with that guilt since this is a matter of pride for me," Luciana replies.
"Well then can I at least give you some moral support?" you ask.
"Fine, just stay out of the way," Luciana mumbles.

Turning her back to you, Luciana hurries over to the stove to check on whatever it is that she had cooking before returning to the counter and resuming her chopping of vegetables.

"Mind if I ask what you're cooking?" you ask.
"Spaghetti," Luciana replies. Since it's easy to make and you completely sprung this on me."
"Sorry again," you mumble. "It smells good."
"I would certainly hope so."

Since talking to her is clearly getting on her nerves, you opt to step out of the way while you watch Luciana work. Though she's definitely doing all of this at a hectic pace, it definitely seems like she has a clear handle on what she's doing.

And the sight of her in that apron is definitely a pleasant one.

>[2/?]

>>36239592
>"Spaghetti,"
... hehe

>>36239592
>Bump into her
>Realize how attractive a woman is when she's covered in spaghetti

>>36239299
>>36239316
>>36239352
>Rana (because she dagron)
>dagron
>DAGON

I'M ONTO YOU ARCH

>>36239592
>Spaghetti
Why did we even need to ask?

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>>36239628
>Rana and Reinhold's offspring

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>>36239628
You make me sad.

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>>36239592
>And the sight of her in that apron is definitely a pleasant one.

Lewd

Was I the only one who wanted Reinhold to sneak up behind Luci, wrap his arms around her waist and pull her into a deep kiss?

>>36239655
Why couldn't they have just gotten a real toddler?
Like, seriously? Why was the animatronic their first choice?

>>36239615
>>36239626
>>36239654
Anybody else suddenly have the urge to make Reinhold grab some and put it in his pockets?

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>>36239677
>Luciana in naked apron

>>36239677
>these knockers

Reinhold, don't be tricked, this is Sylvie with a wig!

>>36239679
Like she said, knifes and fire.

>>36239679
then get murdered by Gregory

hugging from behind is enough

>>36239688
We'd have to take out the spaghetti that's already in our pockets though.

>>36239668
You can't blame us, the fishman hybrids could be anywhere, even among the waifus.

>>36239697
>*knives

>>36239704
We just have to check the ones that smell like fish

Hey Archelon, if Reinhold's parentage isn't relevant to the quest, can you just tell us who they were?

>>36239717
SPOILERCitrine smells like fish

>>36239702
If Gregory wants to murder us so badly, why don't we kill him?

>>36239720
They were some guy and some lady from another country who sre now dead. That's it.

>>36239681
A real deformed toddler wouldn't have been nearly as creepy; it would just be sad.

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>>36239736
>another country
Ancellotta

>>36239736
Huh, and here I thought they were from Granache and just gave up the baby out of desperation.

>>36239736

Aha! So Reinhold's parents weren't from Granache.

So how did he end up in a fishing village in Granache?

>>36239736
Was there any particularly noteworthy regarding their death?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucking metal was it?

>>36239755
people traveling on boat who had to make a quick stop there?

>>36239736
>>36239750
>>36239755

Oh! I know!

They were escaped Slaves from Ancellotta who escaped so their child could be born free.

Reinhold's mother managed to give birth before they were teleported back and Reinhold was left at the door of the brothel because it was the closest building.

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>>36239755
>pic related

>>36239775
You know who else was traveling on a boat and had to make a quick stop to leave something there?

Citrine's parents

>>36239768
The truth is that they impaled themselves on swords during a kinky night at the brothel and the boss had to take care of the baby they left in the hall.

>>36239768
>Father and mother sacrificed themselves to seal a metal demon inside Reinhold's body

>>36239806
>Reinhold will one day become Hokage of Granache

Maybe Josephine Girardot is our cousin or something.

>>36239750
>>another country
>Ancellotta
No.

>>36239752
>Huh, and here I thought they were from Granache and just gave up the baby out of desperation
His affinity kind of precludes that.

His parents were travelling for whatever reason and ended up having to make a stop at Cateno. The father got shanked and died since Cateno is a shithole, and the mother ended up going into labor from the stress of losing her husband. Desperate (and also dying because giving birth on your own in a filthy town messed her up), she dumped her baby off at a building that looked like it saw some business (and thus would be likely to have food to take care of him). The end.

It seriously was not important to this story at all.

>>36239811
>Believe it

>>36239838

Wait, so what country would have Earth/Metal Affinity? Krassato?

>>36239859
>"Somewhere Else"
>"Somewhere Else that doesn't matter at all"

>>36239859
No, that's Fire. It's a place that I haven't been bothered to name and has no relevance in Princess Guard whatsoever.

>>36239859
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame/answer/114047710941

I don't think it's supposed to be anywhere in particular.

>>36239859
>The moon

>>36239875

So they weren't from Saperavi then?

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>>36239592
>[3/3]

After finding a nice spot to stand in the corner, you...

"...what are you doing?" Luciana asks.
"Sketching," you reply.
"Can't you do that somewhere else?" she sighs. "The sound of you scratching your pencil against the paper is very distracting."
"That'd be kind of hard," you shrug, "since I'm drawing you."
"Wha..." she snatches the sketchbook out of your hands.

As Luciana looks over the half-finished drawing that you were just working on, her face grows redder and redder...

"This is..." Luciana mumbles.
"You look really cute in that apron so I decided to draw you," you say, shrugging. "What's wrong with that?"
"Nnnnn..."

Too embarrassed to even form coherent words, Luciana simply forces the sketchbook back into your arms and then pushes you out of the kitchen.


>who shall you bother now?

>>36239900
Rana and/or Reya. Haven't really spoken much to them lately.

>>36239890
Reinhold is white, I doubt people in Saperavi are, since it's a land in the East and shit.

>>36239838
Also that backstory made me a little sad.

>>36239900
Either Rana or Gregory.

>>36239900
>>who shall you bother now?
Little miss Dagron?

>>36239838
>The father got shanked and died
So... Reinhold got his metal and sword affinity from his dad?

>>36239900
emilio

>>36239919
Reinhold is white!? I thought he was Japanese! Oh, Archelon, you racist manscum!

>>36239875

If it's not relevant then just tell us!

>>36239927
His parents were most likely Earth-type.

The swording is meeting Volker+hard work+natural proficiency+sublimed rage+being the MC.

>>36239944
Black people can't be racist, anon.