Rolled 14, 15 = 29 (2d20)

>>36288872
> Make a magic carpet under them

Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d20)

>>36288872
I can't think of anything clever so I'll second the magic carpet.

>>36289022
>Lumi
>Catching a break

I see we're starting out as we mean to go on.

Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d20)

>>36288872
Every fucking time

big ass net pls save us

either turn off crits or switch to D100

30% chance to critfail everytime is killing us

>>36289112
No anon, it's killing everyone else, Lumi must survive and continue to be the worst green lantern.

>>36289022

The ride never ends.

>>36289112

Kinda have to agree with this guy.

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> CRITICAL FAILURE: WILL

A floating green carpet forms for the two off the roof. “Go!” you yell. “Quickly!” You feel your will being sapped by something, something unknown. Oh no, not this again. Not now! At least hold for them! “Hurry!”

The two hesitate, then the fire erupts, knocking the door down behind them. They quickly step off the roof.

And phase right through your carpet.

Oh baise.

They scream, falling to their doom. No, no, no, no!

“Saved your life!” A green glowing baseball glove catches them safely.

Oh.

The crowd cheers loudly as the other Green Lantern of Sector 2814, the cowtitted, blonde-haired, and much more obnoxious Clarissa Savage lowers them down to the ground safe and sound. You land next to her. You don’t want to glare at her, nor do you want to scold her, or even put her on the spot. She did save two people.

Unlike you, ugh.

“Amazing!” says Weatherby. “Another successful rescue by the Blonde Lantern of Earth!” He holds the microphone out to a grinning Clarissa. “Tell us girl, what’s your secret?”

“Spinach, lots of it,” says Clarissa with a smirk. The two chuckle and laugh at that. You cross your arms, sighing. She looks over at you. “Hey, what’s got you down?”

> “I had them.”
> “Nothing.”
> “You keep stealing my thunder!”
> Write in

>>36289242
>I thought I had them.

Honestly Lumi is a shitty green lantern.

>>36289242
>“Nothing.”
Just stop trying Lumi, it really isn't better to try and fail than never to try at all.

>>36289242
> “Nothing.”

>>36289242
>“Nothing.”
Bottle it up,l and suffer in silence, Lumière.

>"...thanks for helping clarissa."
said in a small, almost defeated tone.

>>36289242

I keep inexplicably failing at simple tasks that even rookies can do despite being trained by one of the best GLs in recent history and I'm not sure why.

>>36289242
> Write in
go home
make a construct of Kilowog
have him chew you out for your disgusting failures and inability to do your damn job
then cry

>>36289242
>>36289371
I support this plan!

>>36289112
Gonna have to agree with turning off crits, I think we've crit failed like 4 times in almost as many rolls.

>>36289371
It's what we deserve.

>>36289371
Then we crit fake and make a shoggoth

Well this quest is sort of supposed to be inspired by magical girls or something right? Lumi got the power to help others at the price of it randomly failing and making her doubt herself so it gets worse. It's not magical girls without suffering.

> “Nothing.”

You sigh, crossing your arms. “It is nothing.”

“So, Green Lantern and Blonde Lantern, you two have been the protectors of the innocent for quite some time now, I bet it must be a lonely job having to keep the peace!” says Mitchell Weatherby. It’s not that lonely, you do have Rouge to look forward to, as well as Steel, the Justice Society, and you do hear Monsieur Nodell is supposed to come by for leave one of these days, and Monsieur Dickles and Monsieur Buckle as well they-

“Well~…” Clarissa wraps her arm around you, pulling you close. Oh here we go. “We have each other, I think that’s all we need, Weatherby!”

“Oooh,” Weatherby blinks, surprised. “I’ll keep that in mind, girls.” Wait, did she simply something? I think something flew over your head. “Well, we shouldn’t keep you too long.”

“That’s right!” says Clarissa. “Justice waits for no one, come on!” She hugs you tight, then blasts off into the sky, with you in tow.

-

-

“LOOK AT YOU, YA LITTLE POOZER, I COULD RUN SO MANY RINGS AROUND YOU THEY’D BE CALLING ME SATURN!” Kilowog – or rather his projection that you created – puts you on the fullest blast since the Blitzkrieg. “I CAN’T BELIEVE ABIN SUR LEFT HIS RING TO YOU, YOU’RE SO BRITTLE I COULD MAKE POWDER OUT OF YOU!”

You struggle, trying to push yourself up with the weight of all of your books on your back. Of course, you couldn’t do this without turning a few heads in your apartment, which is why you decided to go somewhere a bit more secluded.

Clara tilts her head. She crosses her legs, sitting on the lip of a crater as she chews on a sandwich. “Is the moon really a good place to train your body, sweetcheeks?”

> “SHUT UP! I’M GETTING STRONGER!”
> “GET ON MY BACK, POOZER! I NEED MORE WEIGHT!”
> “Ah, forget it, you’re right.”
> Write in

>>36289545
Then we get really mad,
Red lantern arc is a go

>>36289599
>> “SHUT UP! I’M GETTING STRONGER!”

>>36289599
>“GET ON MY BACK, POOZER! I NEED MORE WEIGHT!”

>>36289599
> get on my back, poozer! Need more weight

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>>36289599
> “Ah, forget it, you’re right.”
> Write in
"I can't even do that right...."

>>36289599
>Weight training on the Moon.
>Where gravity is a fraction of Earth's

Lumi confirmed for failure as a GL.

>>36289599
>“SHUT UP! I’M GETTING STRONGER!”
Clarissa please, hide your gay better.

>>36289622
Clarrissa: that's what she said!

>>36289673
she only beat Sinestro because she was on her period

>>36289599
>> “SHUT UP! I’M GETTING STRONGER!”

>>36289599
>Wait your right, we need more weight, Ring where is the nearest planet with the heaviest amount of gravity on it?

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She's doing girl push ups too isn't she?

>>36289790
approved

>>36289673
Not only that, but we are struggling

>>36289790
They only keep Lumi around so Clarissa can look at her butt. Stupid sexy Lumibutt.

>>36289820

Why would you do push-ups anyway? I mean, being physically fit is always a good idea, but shouldn't she be seeing a psychiatrist or some sort of old zen master if her emotion-based powers are on the fritz?

> “SHUT UP! I’M GETTING STRONGER!”

“I am getting stronger you little American poozer!” You faceplant into the moon dust, leaving a neat imprint of your face and splattering the grey dust all over you.

Clarissa giggles. “You’re turning into Kilowog!” Oh, you’d hate to turn into that pigfaced monster. He’s nice, bless his heart, but oh God he is ugly. “Come on, this is boring!” She stands up and hops over next to you.

You push up, sweat running down your cheeks. “What do you propose then…” you growl.

She scratches her chin, looking around. “Huh…” What is she looking at? There’s nothing but moonrocks, dust, and stars! She’s clueless. “Aha! I got an idea!” She snaps her finger, then pushes all your books off of you.

“Hey!” You sit up, glaring. “What are you-“ She tapes your mouth shut. How rude!

She creates a chair, a camera, and even turns her regular outfit into something Hugo Boss would wear. She sits down, and even projects herself a smoking cigarette and a little beret. “Alright, little miss, let us do some work, ja?” What is with that accent she’s affecting. This is stupid, she’s stupid.

You narrow your eyes. “Pardon?”

“First off, your outfit!” She motions to your clothes. It’s your standard blouse, breastplate, miniskirt, gloves, and stockings. Nothing too big. “It’s boring. Make something up.”

> “You make something up!”
> “Fine…”
> “I’m not your dolly, Clarissa!”
> Write in

>>36289936
Sigmund Freud is still alive right?

call his ass out on "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

Since Green Lanterns pretty much put all of their eggs in one basket as far as will is concerned (good will and bad form is better than bad will and good form), and the Orange Ring is basically "gg no re" all day every day; what mechanics would the other rings have?

>>36289958
> “You make something up!”

>>36289958
>“I’m not your dolly, Clarissa!”

>>36289958
>“You make something up!”
What will Clarissa make her sempai wear

>>36289958
>> “I’m not your dolly, Clarissa!

>>36289958
> “You make something up!”

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>>36289958
> “I’m not your dolly, Clarissa!”
> Write in
"I only do this because I am a teenage girl and I come from the land of haute culture and you and your american sensibilities could use a role model"

>>36289936
Lumi's only real training beyond Sinestro was meditating on Mogo's surface.

>>36289958
>"I'M NOT YOUR DOLLY!!" Project a fist at her. "Come on, then, spar, right now, you and me."

>>36289984

Yellow would probably be the opposite, as long as it'd look scary you could probably do whatever.

Red would probably get better the more absolutely livid you are, which sounds a bit like a Hulk ring. Hulk isn't that strong, gets beat up, gets mad as a result, gets stronger, repeat until strong enough to beat up subject.

Fuck if I know anything else about the other rings, other than blue being kind of like green but only active when there's a green ring nearby.

They apparently also make Agent Orange lucid in bursts. Thank you DC Wiki.

>>36289958
>Write in
You have a problem with the French military?

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She is right. Lumi does have a fairly generic costume.

>>36289958
[write in] mobster kong stand, punch her

>>36289984

Yellow might be more or less the same, but maybe with bonuses based on how much you can intimidate your target (regardless of outward appearance) and possibly on how well its wielder can direct their fears (kinda unclear, but mentioned in some comics).

Dunno how red plays out of its the TAS iteration.

Blue might work on how well you inspire others.

Indigo is also kinda unclear given the nature of the corps, but being able to understand how others feel and being able to feel what others feel may lend bonuses to channeling other Corps. Light sources.

>>36289958
> “You make something up!”

>>36289958
> “You make something up!”

>>36290112
Lumi currently wears a cavalier's breastplate, and that's about it. Becoming a dashing and sexy musketeer might be a good change of pace. She IS a French patriot, after all.

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>>36290069
Perhaps yellow is basically two form rolls:

One for how coherent it is (like whether it resembles what it is intended to resembled), and another for how scary it is (an incoherent form could still be scary via uncanny valley or looking like a monster from the Thing).

A bad scary roll doesn't cancel out a good form roll because the form is scary on its own and the scary roll would add extra things to that to make it scarier.

So for example, let's say Yellow Lumi projected Hitler. A good form roll means it looks like Adolf Hitler, a bad roll means it doesn't look like him by degrees. A good scary roll means the construct has glowing eyes, demonic features, and other details that increase its power. A bad scary roll simply means it looks like Adolf Hitler and nothing else is added.

>>36290199
And the Three Musketeers are pretty Green Lantern-y.

>>36290199
I think this might work

>>36290203
Hmm, but what if you failed so hard, you made something utterly Lovecraftian when you just wanted to make a bunch of small spiders?

>>36290199
I'll try anything to help her will. At the moment this is headed for crippling sadness. If Clarissa hadn't picked up the slack we'd have lost people today. Most likely in other threads as well.

Lumi is verging on failure.

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>>36290242
There is the possibility for that. A nat 1 on the form but a roll of say 18 on the scary would do that.

However, a bad roll for scary would shift the success or failure onto what you projected and how coherent it is. So if you project Adolf Hitler and rolled a nat 1 scary, you better fucking hope the guy you're fighting is scared of a generic Adolf Hitler.

Fail both coherency and scary and you just produce a blob of impotence.

>>36290199
And not a single fleur-de-lis anywhere on the uniform? For shame.

>>36290203
Perhaps red would have two rolls?

Control ( make constructs and maintain control of self), and Rage.

High control = able to make refined constructs and be coherent. High Rage rolls mean that you can add extra effectiveness to constructs and/or attacks, but pooling too much rage means that you can lose control and start barfing napalm.

>>36290277

It's like she does amazing in anything but green.

Lets do the rational thing and blame the Irish for this green-centric racism. French-eating potato humpers.

>>36290332
there was no potato famine, they just forgot where they buried them

> “You make something up!”

You harrumph, crossing your arms and turning away. “Idiote! You make something up! I will not be privy to an impromptu beauty pageant on the moon!”

…

Wow, that really sounds stupid when you say it like that.

Clarissa curls her lips. “Tut tut, mon ami-“

“That’s not even the correct way of saying it!” you scream. “You’re using the masculine, not the feminine-“ She again duct tapes your mouth shut.

“Right…” Clarissa pulls up her ring, then zaps you. Your breastplate falls off. “Right, let’s get rid of that for now.” Your blouse disappears, leaving in only your bra. You quickly cover yourself, blushing.

“Clarissa!” you scream, embarrassed.

“What? We’re on the moon!” she says. She zaps your skirt, tearing it off as well. “That can go too, I think we have a good base with the gloves and the stockings…”

“STOP TEARING MY CLOTHES OFF!” In space, they can actually hear you scream.

She snaps her finger, undaunted. Soon enough, green energy forms around you, then bursts into a fresh new outfit for you. It’s much more fancier, much more musketeer like, like D’Artagnan and Les Trois Mousquetaires! Black shorts, a green blouse with poofy shoulders, and then the real centerpiece, a flowing green tabard with black trim, and the Green Lantern emblem over the center. Topped off with your black stockings with green stripes and your long black gloves, and your domino mask, you look positively…

Ridiculous.

“Wait.” Clarissa snaps her finger. Immediately a black beret falls onto your head, and in it is a white feather as well. “There we go!”

> “I look stupid.”
> “Eh, I suppose it looks fine.”
> “Can I please change back?”
> Write in

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>>36290332
Goddamn Irish.

>>36290329
Maybe there should be a berserker mechanic too. Like you could save and spend nat 1's like an inverse Parker Luck.

Of course, you'd have pretty limited control and your choices will look something like the Orange Ring's choices (MINE MINE MINE and the like)

But at least Red Lumi would be able to use her self hatred for something productive.

>>36290378
>“I look stupid.”
Amazingly stupid.

>>36290378
>“I look stupid.”
More so than normal

>>36290378
>> “I look stupid.”
( I was honestly expecting Clarissa to put something together that was more stripper-y)

>>36290378
> “I look stupid.”
Why I am poofy?

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>>36290378
> Write in

Revenge! Playful revenge!

But no matter what, keep the beret. Maybe lose the feather, though.

>>36290378
> “I look stupid.

>>36290387

Greed can be productive. We just haven't figured out how to roughly steer it.

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>>36290378
> Write in
Fix the hat.

>>36290443
Clarissa has very subtle taste.

Which is why you're wearing very tight short shorts instead of a skirt.

>>36290468
Yeah.

Either a featherless beret or a musketeer hat with a feather.

>>36290378
>>36290475
I see..

Ask her if it makes our butt look big.

>>36290378
>>36290468
Yes. Better hat is required.

>>36290475
Clarissa has good taste. Well, in clothing and butts at least.

>>36290378
>> “I look stupid.”
>> “Can I please change back?”

>>36290378

>Change her outfit to something stereotypically American in revenge

>Lumi dressed up as a musketeer
>Clarrissa dressed up as a cowgirl

We need to get Red Tornado in on these shenanigans.

>>36290580
This.

> “I look stupid.”

“I look stupid.” She tilts her head, disappointed. “Who is going to take me seriously in this thing!? I look like I jumped out of Les Trois Mousquetaires!” She looks at you, confused. “The Three Musketeers!” Still confused. “Have you not- Ugh!” You plant your face into your palm. You’re dealing with an American.

“Come on, what you don’t like the feather?” She snaps her finger, and immediately the feather goes away.

“Stop treating me like a doll!” you say. “I’m not going to change outfits in the middle of a situation! That doesn’t make any sense! They don’t confer to me any benefit!”

> MECHANIC UNLOCKED:
> COSTUMES

> Certain outfits and costumes will confer certain perks and benefits to dice-rolling. Costumes can be chosen at will during a fight.

> COSTUMES UNLOCKED:
> Magical Hero: + 10 to creative constructs and constructs involving fictional characters of the time.
> La Mousquetaire du verte: + 5 to combat rolls involving swords and 17th century weaponry and arms.
> Fate/Stay Brightest Day and Blackest Night: + 5 to combat rolls involving medieval constructs.

“I’m not doing this!” You snap your fingers, and immediately your classic uniform shrouds over the Musketeer uniform.

Clarissa sighs. “Suit yourself. So what now?”

> “Perhaps we go to Oa, maybe the Guardians have work for us.”
> “We continue training on the moon!”
> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”
> Write in

>>36290580
>>36290378
Yes Please

>>36290797
> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”
walk your damn beat

>>36290797
> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”

Are we still wearing the orange ring?

>>36290797
>Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”
Yay buffs and Lumi being wrong again

>>36290816
Our beat is a whole sector, the Earth plus a whole bunch of other stuff we've totally ignored and is probably on fire by now.

>>36290840

Interlude thread, we're doing a little in-between of just before getting our orange ring.

>>36290797
> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”
Critically fail the willpower roll to maintain flight and shield. Burn up deciding through orbit.

>>36290898
Yeah I missed that, I feel bad. Sorry

>>36290872
yeah but Earth is the shitty neighborhood on our beat

>>36290927

No prob.

Greed soon

SOON

>>36290797
>"I must go, my people need me."

>>36290927
Orange Ring A Best! No more critical failures! It's all Lumi wanted! Success!

>>36290797
>“We continue training on the moon!”

>>36290982
Blue Lumi > Yellow Lumi > Green Lumi > Orange Lumi > the rest

>>36290797
>> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”

>>36291130
>Implying Red Lantern/Star Sapphire Lumi aren't best Lumis
>Do you even hatesex?

>>36291130
You have that completely backwards. Orange-kun is going to be the best Lumi there ever is!

>>36291130
Thats it..Lumi is clarissas hope...

>>36291206
Ah, so that is the one they bangs Sinestro.

> “Go back to Earth, more people may need us.”

“Let’s just go back to Earth. I’m sure some people might need us.”

Clarissa nods. “Alrighty. If you don’t mind, I’ll start patrolling over the good ol’ US of A. You can take London, alright?” You nod at that, sounds reasonable. “Good, good, let’s go!” The two of you blast off back into the atmosphere of Earth in no time at all.

-

-

A projection of a listening device is set up next to you as sit on a rooftop, waiting for something to happen. Very surprisingly, very little crime seems to happen to war-torn Great Britain. On the one hand, all the criminals must be banding together to help each other and the average person out during these times of conflict, but on the other hand, that means you don’t have much to do. The Justice Society in particular advise you not to set foot in mainland Europe for whatever reason, which means for now, you’re stuck with nothing to do.

Strange, a superhero with nothing to save, isn’t that something.

You sigh. Meanwhile, Clarissa’s probably getting all the adoration and all the accolades of being hero back in the States, oh how you loathe her sometimes. And those breasts of hers, she doesn’t deserve those, she barely uses them anyway.

“Um, excuse me.” You blink, then look back to see a girl, your age, with big round glasses framing her face. “Are you the Green Lantern?”

You look down, then back at her. “What makes you say that?” you say.

She holds up a book. “I just wanted to say, I’m a big fan.” She places her hand over her heart, then quickly brushes her messy hair away from her eyes. “My name is Amy Winston, I’m really a big fan of you, Green Lantern! Would you sign this book for me?”

> “Sure!”
> “Sorry, no autographs.”
> Write in

>>36291233
that*
Damn phone auto correct.

>>36291243
>> “Sure!”

>>36291243
sure

>>36291243
> Write in
Are you sure you're not looking for the better one?

>>36291243
>> “Sure!”
We'll take what we can get.

>>36291243
>> “Sure!”
"It's nice to meet you, Amy."

>>36291243
> “Sorry, no autographs.”

This is a test!

>>36291243
Sure!

Totally not a trap!

>>36291243
> “Sure!”

her friends are going to be so disappointed when they learn it isn't the blonde's signature

>>36291243

> “Sure!”

Sweet, fans. I can't remember the last time we had those.

mine mine mine mine m-- whoops what's this doing here I'll just put that over in the corner aaaand you saw nothing.

>inb4 she thought we were Booster Gold

>>36291243
>Sure!

YES! FINALLY! LUMI APPRECIATION! SUICIDE COUNTER REDUCED BY ONE!

I swear to the dice gods Lumi if you sign it with your real name.

>>36291243
>> “Sure!”
Our fan and definitely not Clarissa's

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>>36291382
I wish this would happen to somebody at least once.

>>36291430

She couldn't possibly mistake us for Clarissa. Our hair color's about the opposite and we lack some of Clarissa's more marketable assets.

>>36291430
If it turns out to be Clarissa's fan I'm voting to be emotionally crushed.

>>36291382
>>36291457
Surprised we haven't bumped into him. He's basically a time cop (when he isn't shilling)

>>36291467
>marketable assets
Capability? Success? Willpower?

>>36291473
>>36291467

Thanks Green Lantern! My friends think you look better blonde but I don't care what color you dye it!""

>>36291485
Booster Gold and Lumi would get along pretty well, especially since they're both fame hungry and down on their luck all the time.

8/10, would husbando if he was close to Lumi's age.

>>36291493
Boobs.
We make up for it with LumiButt

>>36291493
PLOT Lumi has a nice backstory going for her though

>>36291511
Either stagger away and tell her it was not problem while holding back the tears. Or.. freak out and rip the page out of the notebook cussing her out in french.

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>>36291493

I was thinking more along the lines of her very nice tracts of land.

Just watch, this won't even be a metaphor and her family will be so incredibly fucking rich she actually does own huge tracts of land.

>>36291485
Personally, I kinda want a Christmas Crossover with Santa in defending Santa's Workshop alongside his army of elves from the Nazis who want to use it to build superweapons and launch them at the Allies.

> “Sure!”

Oh finally, a fan, a genuine fan! You take her book happily from her. You read the title, the Principality of Gemworld, interesting. You’ve never read that before. You open it up then take the pen from her. “So, Amy Winston, oui?” She nods happily, smiling. Oh, she’s cute as a button! You sign your name-

…

You quickly cross out your name and burn it away with your ring, then sign it as Green Lantern.

Phew, that was a close one.

Wait. You say, “So, you a fan of Clarissa, oui?”

She shrugs. “Oh, she’s lovely. But I like you more!” Oh, don’t blush now! “You’re the original, the masked maiden, the emerald lady, the green guardswoman! THE Green Lantern to me!” She happily takes her book back and looks upon your signature. “And I now have your signature!”

You beam, you’re beaming so hard that other Lanterns are looking to you to say calm down! Ooooh!

“Anyway,” says Amy. “I have to go, my mum is probably going to be wondering I am.” She waves you goodbye and then heads down to the fire escape. Ah, so that’s how she got onto the roof. You were wondering that.

But still, a fan! A genuine fan!

Your beacon goes off. “We have reports of a robbery in progress at the General Bank, any available units respond!”

> Time to go!
> Eh, another hero will handle it, wait for something more substantial!
> Write in

>>36291627
>> Time to go!

>>36291627
>Time to go!
That was a nice ego boost, time to get crushed again!

>>36291627
>> Time to go!
No task too small for this girl

>>36291627
> Time to go!

>>36291627
> Time to go!

haha! time to fail

put on Fate/Stay Brightest Day and Blackest Night

>>36291652
But many or too great.

>>36291627
> Time to go!

Nat 1 ho!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36291758
Testing.

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d20)

>>36291781
It's 2d

>>36291781
No the nat 1s come when we roll for an action not random rolling

>>36291627
>Time to go!
>Dress up in Fate/Stay Brightest Day
>J-just to make Clarissa shut up, for no other reason!

>>36291627
>> Time to go!

> Time to go!

You’re feeling elegant today. You quickly snap your fingers, and away your classic costume goes, instead replaced by an armored dress, with plates of black metal clinking along your skirt, and your breastplate now much bigger and much harder, you’re ready for anything! You blast off to face your evil-doer!

-

-

You land on the street, in front of the London City General Bank. Throngs of screaming people run away, cowering in fright as the gigantic man who robbed this bank walks out, with bags of gold ingot bars slung over his shoulder. He wears a redcoat and black pants, much similar to the British grenadiers, complete with a solid black shako to compliment his fine mustachioed square-jawed face. He looks down at you, smirking. “Well, well…”

Ah, you know him, petty crimes and all that. “The British Grenadier!”

“My archnemesis, Booster Gold!” he screams.

…

“Who?” you ask.

He blinks, looking at you. “Are you not Booster Gold?” You shake your head. “I’ll get it right one of these days, damn it.” He pulls a beeping grenade from his backpack. “You know, some talk of Hector and Lysander, but none can compare to the British Grenadier!” With a mighty roar, he throws it at you.

You jump back, and it blasts the ground in front of you, sending debris and smoke at you. Nothing to worry about. He advances on you, slowly and surely like well… a grenadier.

> Project a construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping)
> Current Costume: Fate/Stay Brightest Day and Blackest Night BONUS TO MEDIEVAL CONSTRUCTS

Rolled 12, 1 = 13 (2d20)

>>36292117
>Project a construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping)
Make a mace and clobber him!

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>>36292136
>>36291758

Told ya.

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d20)

>>36292117
>Project a construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping)
Lets have a proper armored knight to see to him.

Rolled 16, 13 = 29 (2d20)

>>36292117
Form a catapult fire the grenade back at him.

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d20)

>>36292117
Big ass warhammer

Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>36292117


every time until we die or get d100

crossbow

>>36292136
Lumi.. for Christ sake girl...

Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)

>>36292117
>> Project a construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping)
Make a trebuchet that shoots busts of Napolean.

Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d20)

>>36292136
One day Lumi will get through a fight without fucking up at least once

>>36292136
There are no words.

Rolled 1, 10, 16, 1, 19, 19, 20, 13, 18, 2, 7, 17, 3, 19, 10, 7, 13, 14, 18, 1 = 228 (20d20)

>>36292225
fuck d20

>>36292203
Not if we go back to Green. We even have a Blue friend to help us maintain protagonist position.

>>36292248
It's not the d20 it's Lumi.

Just like Shax's mediocrity in OWQ.

This is why I hate this mechanic, flat bonuses don't help when crits trump and we have to roll 6 fucking dice anytime we want to do anything.

Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)

>>36292117
Lets go with some William of Wallace in this shit, project the scottish highlander with his claymore to knock this brit down a bit

Well, I have to go now, but it looks like you're totally going to keep up the streak without me. Keep being the useless sadsack GL guys, and since I wont be back for the end of the thread, thanks for running GS!

>>36292248
>>36292272
Lumi Luck is now officially a thing I think.

at least consider a reroll mechanic

>>36292267

Blue also provides lucid moments for Orange when triggered, and we still have our Green ring so Blues should still work with us around.

So by that logic, if Blue can make Green into not-failure, then Blue can make Orange (with a little bit of Green) into super not-failure!

Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)

>>36292248
>yfw the the sum of all rolls was above average.
Despite all appearances, the Dice Gods are impartial and just.
The problem is that some people/threads have shit luck.

Rolled 84, 48, 10, 53, 78, 43 = 316 (6d100)

>>36292271
Yeah, it is pretty frustrating sometimes, especially when someone else always has to bail us out, but I'm sure it'll work out.

>>36292370

If by work out you mean critically fail, then yes, it will work out.

You whip out a glowing green mace and a shield and charge at him. You leap up to meet his level!

Then he grabs you out of the air. Oh dear. He lifts you up over his head, then throws you to the ground. You lie there in your little impact crater, shocked.

He smirks, bending down to you. “Aww, little babby had a boo-boo. Well, cheers. I must be over the hills and far away!” He jumps over you and starts running. Oh no he doesn’t! You quickly stand up then project a catapult in his way. He stops, right where you want him. The catapult snaps, then the arm whips forth and smacks him in the face. “Agh, bugger!”

You hop over and then form a big Warhammer. You swing and smack him in the ribs, which does nothing to his inhumanly tough exterior. He slaps it away, punching at you. You dodge, flipping over his arms and ducking his swings gracefully. You swing again, and this time he catches it in his hand, then spins. Rather stupidly, you hang on, allowing him to throw you right into car.

You stand up, then see him pull out another grenade. With another mighty roar, he throws, the grenades starts flying right at you.

> Project another construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping Best of three BONUS TO MEDIEVAL CONSTRUCTS)

Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)

>>36292448
a morning star

Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>36292448
Don Quixote!

Rolled 11, 18 = 29 (2d20)

>>36292448
>Project another construct! (Roll 2d20 Will+Shaping Best of three BONUS TO MEDIEVAL CONSTRUCTS)
Make a lance and hit the grenades back at him!

Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)

>>36292448
Crossbow!

>>36292460
>>36292465
>>36292469
No one else roll! We are doing well for once!

Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d20)

>>36292448
Make a net and catch the grenades, don't let them hurt anyone

What? Lumi didn't fail a roll?

Wow! I hope she feels proud of herself.

>>36292492
Only first three count anyway, so we're good.

>>36292460
>>36292465
>>36292469
We didn't critfail?
Project a fortress. Complete with archers.

Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)

>>36292448
Robin Hood

>>36292448
A shit ton of swords, gate of Babylon style. Because fuck you, that's why

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savor this moment because it ain't gonna happen often

>tfw I finally understand why Hal fucks up so much

You project a giant Pavise shield and a wind-lass crossbow. You plant the shield into the ground and brace. The grenade cracks and booms, like a sparkler across your constructed shield. You kick the shield away, then aim your crossbow quickly.

Oh Lord in Heaven, don’t miss! He moves to pull out another grenade, strafing to the left, ah no clear shot! You need some back up!

A man taps on the British Grenadier’s shoulder. “Huh!?” He turns around to a ghostly green armored knight on horseback, along with a much shorter and portly man on assback.

“Excuse me sir, but I don’t believe it is a chivalric way to attack a woman!” That knight just happens to be the distraction you made, Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.

Sancho says, “He’s fighting for his life, what do you expect?”

“Huh, the nerve!” huffs Don.

You take the time while the Grenadier is confused, then fire a bolt. The bolt catches his sleeve, then pins to him a storefront.

“Oh dear, it appears a woman is getting the better of him,” says Don. “Pathetic!”

You shake your Crossbow, turning into a mighty Morningstar, and rushing at him. He roars as he catches the star in his hand, yelling in pain. The spikes have gone right through his hand, and now blood runs cold down his arm. “Yield, Grenadier!”

“Ugh… of all the people I get beaten by, it has to be a Frenchie,” he growls. He looks down, pulling his bleeding hand away. “Fine, I give.”

-

-

Two Welsh policemen have come to collect the British Grenadier. “Righty, get inside the van now, buyo. You’ll be making all types of new friends in there I reckon, buyo.” They toss him inside the armored van.

The other one says, “And don’t be dropping the soap now, fucker!”

They shut the door tight, then look at you. “Nice work out there, GL. Glad to have you around!”

> “It’s my pleasure.”
> “You two are the real heroes.”
> “It was nice work, wasn’t it?”
> Write in

>>36292749
Turns out will is fickle. So is dice

>>36292766
>> “It’s my pleasure.”

>>36292766
>> “It was nice work, wasn’t it?”
Didn't Fail!

>>36292766
>“It’s my pleasure.”
>“You two are the real heroes.”

>>36292766
>“It’s my pleasure.”
All in a day's work!

>>36292766
>> “It’s my pleasure.”

>>36292766
> “It was nice work, wasn’t it?”
> “It’s my pleasure.”

>>36292766
>> “It’s my pleasure.”
We didn't even fuck up too bad

Things are looking up

>>36292766
> “It’s my pleasure.”

>>36292766
>“It’s my pleasure.”

>>36292766
> “It’s my pleasure.”
> “You two are the real heroes.”

feet on the ground
reaching for the stars

grind you rump against Thaal's groin

>>36292766
> “It’s my pleasure.”
internally > “It was nice work, wasn’t it?”

>>36292766
> “It was nice work, wasn’t it?”

> “It’s my pleasure.”

You smile. “It was my pleasure, Officers, oui?” They both nod, finding that an acceptable answer. “Right, away with him then.” They nod, patting you on the head, then quickly stepping into the police van. With lights and sirens, they speed away down the street.

You did something good today, that’s good! Good! It’s all part of the job!

…

Oh crap. You completely forgot about your job!

YOU HAVEN’T BEEN TO YOUR JOB IN WEEKS.

OH MONSIEUR BUCKLE IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

-

-

You open up the door, sweating bullets and wearing a waitress’ apron backwards. The café is not too populated thank goodness. Monsieur Buckle looks up from the register, then narrows his eyes. “Lumi. Where the hell have you been? You said you were taking a break ages ago!”

> “I was out being a superhero. I am the Green Lantern.”
> “No excuse.”
> Make up an excuse
> Write in

>>36292749
Lumi's still better than Hal. Not that that means anything since so is everyone, but still.

>>36293255
I thought the last he saw of us was being locked in a trunk and driven away...

> “No excuse.”

>>36293255
> “No excuse.”
Job hunt begins

>>36293255
>> Make up an excuse
I was kidnapped by Nazis. Again.

Green Lantern saved me. The prettier one. The French one.

>>36293255
>> Make up an excuse
Well, we were kidnapped. Although, how many Green Lanterns were actively holding down a job? It's ridiculously full-time, what with patrolling an entire sector, well larger than a single solar system, let alone a single planet therein.

>>36293282
I actually completely forgot about that and now realized that's even funnier. Retconned.

> "Lumi, where the hell have you been?! You've been missing for weeks! And don't give me that secret agent bullshit that my brother pulls!"

>>36293255
>Make up an excuse
"Did you forget the part where I got kidnapped?"

>>36293255
>> Make up an excuse
"I got kidnapped. Then I found my father. It was not a pleasant reunion. We were both nearly killed by a very angry woman with a fancy ring."
It's all true, guv. Honest.

>>36293367
"Nazi's took my dog. I had to go between dimensions and beat the crap out of a red alien."

>>36293367
>Make up an excuse
I found my dad, he wasn't as bad as I thought, but don't worry, Lumi's daddy issues remain intact

> Make up an excuse

You shrug, walking in as if nothing was wrong. “Oh, well, I got kidnapped. I met my father, he helped me escape along with the Green Lantern.”

Vicky and Ellie look at you, curious. “The pretty blonde Green Lantern?” You stew a bit. “That one right? Oh, I love her!” says Vicky.

You shake your head. “No, no, the prettier one. The one with the dark hair and the mask.” They look at you as if you’re stupid. Ugh, whatever. You look back at Monsieur Buckle. “And that’s how I spent the past few weeks, Monsieur, I hope that hasn’t caused any trouble or anything?”

He sighs, scratching the back of his neck. “Well, truth be told… I uh… you actually don’t work here anymore, Lumi.” Huh? “I assumed you were dead or in a prison camp and I figured you wouldn’t miss your paycheck so uh…” he shrugs. “Yeah, you’re fired.”

… FIRED!?

> “How dare you!”
> “Okay, sorry.”
> Storm out
> Write in

>>36293730
>> “Okay, sorry.”
Go home
>They look at you as if you’re stupid.
and cry

>>36293730
> Storm out

>>36293730
>“Okay, sorry.”
Oh well, not much point in making a big deal out of it now.

>>36293730
> Write in
Just walk out, don't say anything. This job was stupid.

Need something that fits better with being a GL. Wartime photographer?

>>36293730
>“Okay, sorry.”

>>36293730
>Other

What.

>>36293730
>“Okay, sorry.”
Question don't we get actual pay for you know doing this space cop beat thing? I think we deserve some compensation considering we are risking life and limb here.

>>36293730
>>36293783
seconded

>>36293798
Paid in what?

>>36293730
> “Okay, sorry.”
Lumi a shit.

>>36293730
> “Okay, sorry.”
I would have been more surprised if it weren't so.

>>36293846
Space bucks

Only accepted on Oa

>>36293798
>>36293846
There is probably the barracks and mess hall on Oa. The commute is probably not bad since it doesn't take long to travel.

We should get a better job anyways. Like war photographer. Or rescuing the art pieces the Nazis stole.

>>36293893
No. Knowing the Guardians we'd get paid in coupons for the gift shop on Oa.

>>36293940
True dat

>>36293730
Sigh and walk out.

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the only thing Lumi is good a is being slutty

so she should pursue a career in the oldest profession modeling

What is Clarissa's job, besides secretly being Vandal Savage's daughter?

>>36293983
She's not even slutty though. I mean she's flirted with Robin and Chalseion. One guy.. and.. a sphere does not a slut make.

Lumi x Clarissa when?!

>>36294001
She's probably some dilettante heiress

>>36293983
Shit she even looks depressed in that picture

>>36293936
We should definitely pluck up some funds from bad guys so we can become independently wealthy. And then we'll just ask people for food while we're on the job, which is totally our prerogative as a Lantern, going out and saving people.

>>36294022
Never. OP already confirmed it.

>>36294022
We can only Hope, Anon. Well, Hope and write smut side-stories.

>>36294051
We should be come Fem-Indiana Jones, loot ancient super weapons before the Nazis do, then get them lost in massive government warehouses.

>>36294100
>Implying Lumi wouldn't fail and set them off.

>>36294100
Well, it is our home planet, so even if we lost something on it, we still know exactly where it is: at our house.

>>36294022
>>36294095
Have we even slept with anyone? I mean we try hard, but never actually sealed the deal? Does this make us a not-slut, or a failed slut?

>>36294100
Now that you think about it, what would've happened if Hitler opened the Ark?

>>36294129
are we going by normal actual people standards or internet perma virgin standards?

>>36294129
Never. Lumi has only kissed Robin far as I remember.. or actually does going back in time negate that?

So 1 maybe no kisses.

Since it's Lumi the answer is always failure.

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>>36294100
I'd support that, but there's kind of another quest that does that...

Crossover when?

>>36294129
No, we have not slept with anyone.
That doesn't change Lumi's lust for cock.

>>36294129
Failed slut, she wants the D, but hasn't actually gotten it yet

>>36294157
Is Lumi's lust for cock causing her constant failures?

>>36294129
>failed slut
Poor Lumi can't even do THAT right.
I used to dislike the whole Orange Lantern thing, but now I think Lumi deserves at least a taste of what Power and success are like.

>>36294174
Yep. If she was with the /u/boats she'd be as skilled as Clarissa. That's the defining difference between them.

>>36294151
Burn just like everyone else? Only clean priests are supposed to carry it, and NOBODY is allowed to look inside.

>>36294157
Which quest is that?

>>36294177
I was totally against it until she succeeded.

>>36294182
>implying Sinestro dick isn't the true path to power

>>36294177

She just needs to hunker down and train and try to get help with her issues. She's been pretty much treating the GL thing like a day job when it's more like a lifestyle.

>>36294204
>>36294177
I wouldn't get too entangled in the Agent Orange route. That's a bad end for Lumi, really.

>>36294238
Really? Because at the moment Lumi keeps crit failing.

Red lantern would have wrecked her if Daddy hadn't secretly been an.. "okay" guy.

Civis would have plunged to their deaths if Clarissa hadn't saved them.

She's died one already.

Let's face it she's only got the lantern thing going for her... and she's bad at it. It's only a matter of time before she fails utterly.

>>36294182
I'm not the type to have the Yuri Glasses at Full Power all the time, but Clarissa is totally into Lumi.
Just read the update where she steals Lumi's thunder in this very thread.
>>36289599
>“Well~…” Clarissa wraps her arm around you, pulling you close. Oh here we go. “We have each other, I think that’s all we need, Weatherby!”

>“That’s right!” says Clarissa. “Justice waits for no one, come on!” She hugs you tight, then blasts off into the sky, with you in tow.

> “Okay, sorry.”

Oh. “Okay, Monsieur. I am sorry.” You bow to him.

“Aww…” Vicky holds out her arms, frowning. “Come on, give me a hug, luv.” You hug Vicky on the back. Ellie as well joins you, hugging you both tight. “Mister Buckle, come join us!” With a reluctant sigh, the big old man hugs the three of you. “There, we’re all hugs and what not!”

You all let go, smiling at the two waitresses. “You two do well, alright?” They nod. “Monsieur Buckle, I hope the best for the café, oui?” He nods as well, smiling. “Very good. On my way then, bon voyage.” You wave goodbye as you head out.

Ugh, today is not good.

-

-

You lie in your bath, sighing deeply. At least you beat someone today. That’s what matters.

You blink. Wait.

A screen projects, showing the majordomo of the Guardians, Monsieur Salaak. “Green Lantern Berger.”

You sigh, crossing your arms over your exposed breasts. “Monsieur. Interrupting me in the bath again, I see.”

“I still do not understand why you seem so upset by it. Anyway, I have come to report more news to you. We have received scattered reports of Manhunters reactivating around the universe. We already know an outpost of yours has been sealed, but we’d like for you keep a constant look-out.”

You nod. “Oui, Monsieur.”

He tilts his head. “You seem… how you humans say, ‘down’. Is something the matter?”

> “Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”
> “I’m fine.”
> “I’m pretty, Monsieur?”
> Write in

>>36294238
Hey, it's a temporary madness arc, enjoy it while it lasts. This might be the most fun we will have in a while.

>INB4 we break Sinestro out of the anti-matter universe for his cock

>>36294316
> “I’m fine.”

>>36294316
> “Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”

Scheel should that be Am I pretty? or..

>>36294284

There should really be a training session or experience thingy to indicate that she isn't a rookie anymore that unlocks the ability to negate bad rolls.

>>36294316
>Just explain your recent failures. Just be blunt.

>>36294316
>> “I’m fine.”
It's not something she can fix by talking. Actually, in a way, I think the Orange Ring really has been the best thing to happen to her, instead of just the most entertaining.

>>36294316
>“Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”
>Write In
>"Am I even good enough to be a Green Lantern?"

>>36294316
>explain that every other time you form a construct, it doesn't work.

>>36294316
>> “I’m pretty, Monsieur?”
Right?

She asks naked in the tub

>>36294316

Seconding this:

>>36294357

Perhaps also ask for advice for curtailing said failures or some way to get better at what she does.

>>36294316
> “Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”

>>36294316
>>36294365
seconded

>>36294357
>>36294365
>>36294368
All of these. Try to figure out why our ring is having these issues.

>>36294386
>Ring

That's all Lumi.

>>36294201
Schteels other quest. Magical Girl Liberty. Pretty much.
Well, Indiana Jones if he was also Captain America. And a magical girl. And adorable.

>>36294316
>> “I’m fine.”

>>36294386
Don't blame the ring. The ring is working fine.

>>36294316
>>36294365
>>36294357
These

>>36294386
If she blames the ring she really is unfit. It might drop right off.

>>36294316
>>36294357
>>36294365
Seconding.

Anyone else notice that we used to have decent, sometimes Good rolls before Clarissa showed up?
It's like she sucked the Talent and the Success out of Lumière.

Not to say that our ring is broken, but can lantern rings be broken?

What happens when they break?

>>36294444
Either nothing, or they explode with all the energy remaining.

>>36294428
Maybe we need a heart to heart with Clarissa. Just tell her we're a failure... or at least feel like one. Maybe we should just give up and let her take over. That's what she wants after all.

>>36294470
Yeah rather have a heart to heart with her than bathroom guy.

Just random Green Lantern. Also Orange related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZllAT7RzCv8

>>36294470
Maybe we should do this.. might provide her with the ammunition to break Lumi out of the orange ring madness.

>>36294316
> “I’m pretty, Monsieur?
> “Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”

>>36294444
They probably explode and contaminate the whole area with Willpower radiation.
It's like normal radiation, but it makes you stubborn and Hot-Blooded instead of giving you Cancer.

>>36294514
Or we could not have heart-to-hearts with everybody we see.

>>36294527
>Everybody we see.

When has Lumi discussed her feelings of failure with anyone?

Next Decu drawthread someone should request Orange Lumi or more LumiXSinestro

>>36294577
Why not both?

>>36294470
>>36294514
We really should do this.
Mostly because Clarissa is actually a good person, and would probably help her.
The fact she is totally into Lumi probably helps.

>>36294556
Going zero to three with the intention of mucking around the main story is a hell of a leap.

>>36294587
Or Clarissa shows her colors as a terrible person and tells her she should probably give up the ring.. but you know totally think on it.

>>36294593
What?

>>36294556
Never. This would be the first time, and it's less a Heart to Heart and more we Moping and blabbering to the alien that doesn't really care all that much.

>>36294593
Zero to three as in number of people or.. speed? You lost me.

>>36294613
Bathtub alien that doesn't care, Schteel, and Clarrissa so she can shittalk next thread.

>>36294675
Schteel doesn't count. Clarissa heart to heart would be a good idea. Otherwise her orange lantern trip seems out of left field.

> “Which Green Lantern of 2814 is better, Monsieur?”
> Write in

You sigh. “Monsieur, which Green Lantern of 2814 is better?”

Salaak tilts his head. “By sheer efficiency, usage of power ring, and records, Green Lantern 2814-2 Clarissa Savage.”

…

Salaak blinks. “Judging by your expression, I should not have said that.”

You grumble. “My ring has failed me a few times in the past few weeks. Not just that, but… I feel like… I don’t feel like I’m good enough to be a Green Lantern, Monsieur.”

“Good.” You blink, in surprise. “Green Lantern Berger, the mantle of Green Lantern is not something to be taken lightly. Your ring chose you not for perfection, but for greatness. You should not hold yourself above others just because your ring is powerful. The role of a policeman is to protect and serve, not to punish and enslave. The ring never makes a mistake in that regard.”

You narrow your eyes. “What about Sinestro then?”

“Even despite Sinestro’s abuse of power, he was still one of our greatest Lanterns. He was one of the voice of reasons the Corps needed, and his loss is noted,” says Salaak. “Green Lantern Berger, if you feel that you are inadequate as a Green Lantern, let me remind you that that is a natural reaction to such a high responsibility. But know that the ring chooses people for a reason. And Abin Sur chose you as his successor, despite other Reserve Lanterns being available.”

You nod. “Alright. Well, thank you, Monsieur.” You hold up a finger. “One more thing, do you think I’m pretty, Monsieur?” You smile, please say yes.

He pauses. “I have no concept of human sexuality, so I cannot answer that truthfully. Perhaps you are ‘pretty’ by human standards, and I am sure you are.” Eh, good enough. “Until next time, Green Lantern.” The projection shuts off.

You sigh. Great.

There’s a knock on the door.

> “Come in!”
> Grab a towel and go answer it
> Let it pass
> Write in

>>36294760
>> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
> “Come in!”
slut route go!

>>36294760
>Grab a towel and go answer it

is it time to get kidnapped already?

>>36294760
> Grab a towel
> “Come in!”

>>36294760
> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
>Grab a towel and go answer it
This scene feels familiar, mah it's probably nothing

>>36294801
Well, we were taking a bath. Salaak even showed up. That makes four out of four.

>>36294760
> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
Salaak is a cool dude

>>36294760
> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
>“Come in!”
On one hand, I want the person knocking to be Clarissa, because muh /u/-Boat
On the other hand, I want it to be anyone BUT Clarissa, just for the sheer Lulz.

>>36294760
>“Come in!”
The water protects our modesty

>>36294760
>Come in!”

It's the Landlord telling Lumi to get out because she hasn't been paying rent.

>>36294937
Wow, we don't even need one's for the universe to take a crap on us

Hobo-police, here we come!

>>36294760
>> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
>It's Good you think your shit even though she's better she's secretly not!

Horseshit answer. If the allies had lost the war but they had been "fighting for the right reason" it wouldn't have mattered.

> Let it pass

>>36294958
Starving, useless failure of a hobo. Aint got no family, aint got no friends, aint got no respect.

>>36295032
She has one fan! Wendy something or other. Really Schteel? Set up all sorts of great /u/ options then say Naaah you're all for the D.

Overall though perfect set up for the orange ring. She has nothing.

>>36295006

I think it's more of an attitude thing.

Lumi should never think that she's perfect, because then she gets complacent and doesn't aspire to get better. She's still essentially a rookie despite having gone on a lot of crazy adventures. Gotta train and get over her mental issues so she can not fail in a critical manner as often (hint hint).

>>36294760
>> Grab a towel and go answer it

>>36294760
>Come in!

> Grab a towel and go answer it

Ugh, might as well. “Coming!” you yell. And you were enjoying your bath as well. You stand up, then grab a towel and wrap yourself up in it. You steadily creep over to the door and open it up.

“Hi, hi!” Red Tornado stands at the door, happily, with Steel in tow. “I’m back from my adventures in Gotham City!” She holds out your beloved pet to you, whom you take with glee. He barks, happily licking your cheek. “I hope I didn’t catch you at a bad time, GL.” Her helmet clatters as she sizes you up and down.

“Well, no, would you like to come in, Rouge?” She nods, stepping inside. She looks around, her helmet twisting and turning freely. She has to stop it, then readjust it so she can actually see.

“Wow, nice place!” she says. She sits down on your comfy armchair next to all of your books.

Wait.

You look at her as you set Steel down on your bed. “How do you know where I live?”

She twiddles her fingers, giggling nervously. “Ehehe… I didn’t uh… follow you home once.”

…

“Well, you’ve seen my face uncovered!” she yells, her voice reverberating from her helmet. “Now I get to see yours!”

> “Nope.” Plant a piece tape over her eyes.
> “Fine, you got me.”
> Write in

>>36295068
If that's true, then I'd worry about Clarissa.

>>36295099
> “Fine, you got me.”

Red Tornado a best. In a platonic sense.

>>36295032
Fuck, I really feel sorry for Lumière.
I swear I'll make all the write-ins needed to help her, man. Nobody deserves all the shit that happened to her.

>>36295063
Incidentally, now that she's assaulted other GLs and stolen yet more artifacts, she can't actually lose it, or she's probably done. I mean, I know the Guardians are basically useless, but I'm pretty sure they're judgemental assholes too, and even in a well-balanced group that might get her kicked off the force.

>>36295099
>Show her the rest of us uncovered

>>36295099
>“Fine, you got me.”
Fair enough I guess