>>36307922
>> FORGET ABOUT HIM, WE NEED STRUDEL
>> WE HAVE A RADIO AND WE HAVE GUESTS, LET’S HAVE ANOTHER PARTY
>> CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY
>> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL
THESE ARE ALL MINE

NOT YOURS

MINE

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

>>36307922
> CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY

sexy cowgirl time

>>36307922
>> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL
HUNT HIM DOWN AND FIND HIM

MAKE HIM MAKE OUR STRUDEL

DO NOT LET HIM OUT OF OUR SITE

HE WILL STEAL FROM US

>>36307922
>CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY
REVENGE IS MINE, NOT YOURS, MINE.

>>36307922

I'll tentatively support this:

>>36307962

>>36307922
>CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY

She did it to us, our turn now!

How you like cowgirl costume?!!

>>36307922
> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL
We could go for some strudel, on earth, in Paris, with none of those nasty Nazis.

LET'S GO BACK TO EARTH GUYS!

>>36307922
>Struddle!
>Play dolly with clarissa on way to acquire STRUDDLES!
>Earth is ours, but as we own all of it we will merely observe it as own might a snow globe. Often from afar but occasionally with much shaking!

>>36307922
>FORGET ABOUT HIM, WE NEED STRUDEL

>>36307922

> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL
>Realize that the Nazis ran over your house
>In your village
>Probably touching your things too

There's an entire house worth of our stuff just lying there. Being caressed by Nazis. Who are not us.

That shit needs to be rectified.

>>36307962
>CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY

This

>>36307922
>> FORGET ABOUT HIM, WE NEED STRUDEL
Shove more things into your mouth

>>36308074
Supporting but also fuck the crystal ball, kick the Nazis out of France, because guess what, IT'S MINE!

>>36307922
>> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL

I like cherry, myself.

>>36308102
Yeah, Savage and the Nazis need to learn that stuff is MINE! They probably stole all of MINE artwork.

Shall we acquire Robin?

>>36308277
YES!

>>36307922
> CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY>>36308277
HE IS ALREADY LUMIS.

>>36308320
But he's not nearby, we need him with us for him to be ours.

I bet Clarissa has been flirting with him.

>>36307922
COLLECT THE STRUDEL, ALL OF THE STRUDEL!

AND BY STRUDEL I MEAN DICKS.

> CLARISSA’S RIGHT HERE, IT’S TIME TO PLAY LIFE-SIZED DOLLY
> WRITE IN, YOU BETTER WRITE IN SOME STRUDEL

You kick Clarissa in the head, knocking her down. “Agh! Son of a gun!”

“That’s it!” you yell. You stand up, sweeping your showgirl skirt back with a projection of orange wind for dramatic purposes! You pick up Clarissa and slide down the mountain of Orange Power Rings, then stand her down on the floor. “Clarissa, let’s play some dress up, it’s been ages since I get to play with a dolly and now I have one right here and she is mine, how jovial!”

She sighs. “Oh. I knew this was coming.” You quickly sweep all her clothes down, to which she immediately covers herself. Chaselon floats up behind you, curious. “Hey! I wasn’t ready!”

You sit down in a projection of a director’s chair, cross your legs, and then give yourself a loudspeaker, a beret on your head, and cigarette holder. Now you are D.W. Griffith or even Cecil B. DeMille! “Alright, mademoiselle! Time for the show!” You clap your hands.

A very tight orange shirt wraps around Clarissa’s chest with a black vest, then a pair of shorts over her legs, then high cowboy boots, then one of those ridiculous Stetsons to finish it off! Now there is an American you can be sure of! “Now all you need is a horse!” You snap your finger, and a horse immediately appears next to her, whinnying and neighing.

Clarissa glares at you. “Sweetcheeks, come on, you need to snap out of this-“ You plant tape over her mouth.

“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!” you scream. “THIS IS MY SHOW NOW! NOT YOURS!” Hm, speaking of strudel. You do need to go back to Earth. THERE ARE NAZIS ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE NOW. Ugh, that is going to suck. “However, I say the show ends now, because we must be going soon.” You pull up the Orange Lantern, then plant your orange and green ring against it. Time to recite the Oath.

[1/2]

>>36308501
[2/2]

What’s mine is mine!
And mine and mine!
We hold true these three inalienable rights, property, property, and property!
And it’s all mine, Orange Lantern’s light!

Your orange ring flashes orange, while your green ring simply stays solid green, inert. Whatever, it’s time to-

The Orange Lantern flies out of your hand, and gets pinned to a wall in the back of the room by a red glowing spike. “WHO DID THAT!?” You look to the entrance.

A young girl, wearing a red glowing armored dress, and wielding a glowing red lance stands at the door. “If it isn’t Berger the Lesser.”

“AND IF IT ISN’T-…” You blink. “I am sorry, who are you?”

“Cherry Brigantina. I tried to kill your father. Red Lantern. Jewish.” She shrugs, her eyes squinting at you. “I’ve been busy, and so have you apparently.”

> ATTACK HER, SHE WANTS YOUR LANTERN
> WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?
> SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!
> WRITE IN

>>36308530
>> WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?
>Berger the Lesser
Oof

>>36308530
>ATTACK HER, SHE WANTS YOUR LANTERN

She did just try to take it from us, followed by

>SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!

>>36308530
>> SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!

I WANT A RED LANTERN!

AND JEWS ARE GETTING RARE THESE DAYS!

>>36308530
>> ATTACK HER, SHE WANTS YOUR LANTERN
>> WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?

SHE TOOK IT FROM US

WE WERE GOING TO CLEAN UP AND TAKE CARE OF OUR HOUSE

AND SHE JUST WALKED IN AND STOLE OUR LANTERN

>>36308530
>WRITE IN
>OH HEY. LONG TIME NO SEE. WHY DID YOU SHOT MY LANTERN? IT IS MINE, I'M THE ONE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT MY THINGS. IF I WANTED TO SHOOT THEM. WHICH I DON'T, 'CAUSE THAT'D BREAK THEM.

>>36308530
>SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!

>>36308530
> ATTACK HER, SHE WANTS YOUR LANTERN
> SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!
More dolls for the doll throne!

>>36308530

> WRITE IN
>STAY ON TARGET, GET LANTERN AND GO GET HOUSE BACK

>>36308567
Hmm, collector's item! And hilter can't have them, because they are also MINE! He better not be something stupid like burning them or something.

>>36308530
REAQUIRE LANTERN!

>>36308792
>destroying things
>Not hoarding them

Clearly Hitler needs to die, he doesn't get greed.

>>36308530

>SILENTLY AND INTERNALLY DEBATE COLLECTOR'S ITEM JEWISH RED LANTERN VERSUS YOUR HOUSE AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF IN IT

>>36308530
She's pretty! Time for more dolls!

Mineminemine

> ATTACK HER, SHE WANTS YOUR LANTERN
> SHE’S PRETTY, TIME FOR MORE DOLLS!

“YOU CAN’T HAVE MY LANTERN! IT’S MINE!” You whip an orange chain at her. She spins her lance in her hand, then smacks it out of the way. Oh boy. You run back for the Lantern, still pinned to the wall.

“Nope.” She hefts up a javelin overhand, then lets fly. It zooms right through your skirt, and pins you to the wall. You’re just out of reach of your Lantern, darn it! You grab the Javelin.

And immediately regret your decision! IT BURNS, BURNS! You grab your hand, screaming as your hand scorches. You immediately regret doing that! You look back at her. Hm, she’s quite pretty. SHE’D MAKE AN EXCELLENT DOLL LIKE CLARISSA! You grab your skirt, then pull, tearing it away from the javelin. “Alright, alright! There must be some kind of misunderstanding here!” you say.

Larfleeze pops out from behind her. “There she is! That’s the girl who took my shiny! Get her!”

“LARFLEEZE!” You point at him. “YOU LITTLE GOATHEADED MONSTER! I’LL KILL YOU! THIS IS MY LANTERN NOW!” You pull the Lantern from the wall.

Clarissa and Chaselon simply stand there, awkwardly as Cherry begins advancing on you. “Look here, you are going to come with me and you will-“

The ceiling explodes. Kilowog and Tomar-Re drop in, pointing their rings at Cherry. “In the name of the Green Lantern Corps, stop right where you are!” yells Tomar-Re.

> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
> “EVERYONE STOP!”
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND
> Write in

>>36309116
>> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
>> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

>>36309116
>RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

Take the shiny and run!

>>36309116
Everyone STOP!

>>36309156
But it's not Hammertime yet.

>>36309116
>> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND
Grab the Lantern and get the fuck out.

>>36309116
> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

>>36309116
>> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”

>>36309116
>“EVERYONE STOP!”

>>36309116
>“EVERYONE STOP!”

>>36309116
> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
> Write in
Do you know what's cool? A huge ass labyrinth? That'll keep everyone trapped until we get our footing

>>36309116

> “DOES EVERYONE WANT MY LANTERN!?”
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

I thought Larfleeze loved the idea of not being under the Orange ring's control. Did we forget to take his ring or something?

>>36309116
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

SUMMON THE ORANGE LANTERN CORE TO STALL THEM. ITS LUMIS THEY CANT HAVE IT NEEEEEVVVVEEEEEERRR

>>36309116

> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND
>TAKE THE RINGS WITH YOU

That's the only thing we couldn't replace.

>>36309180
It can be, if you want it to.

>>36309116
> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

>>36309116
>What's mine is mine and mine and mine. And mine and mine and mine! Not yours!

MAKE THEM YOURS!

>>36309116
>> “EVERYONE STOP!”
You're breathing my air

> “DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR LANTERN!?”
> RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

“DOES EVERYONE WANT MY LANTERN! JESUS CHRIST!” You scream. You heft up the Lantern. “IT’S MY LANTERN, SCREW YOU ALL!” You start running like the little girl you are, to hell with everything.

“Oh no you don’t!” Kilowog blasts a ball and chain onto your leg. You flip over and fall flat on your face. Tomar-Re splits the chains on Chaselon and Clarissa, and immediately the two surround you, aiming their rings at you.

“Give it up!”

“Noooo~!” you whine, hugging the Lantern like a teddy bear.

“MINE!” Larfleeze grabs one end, and you pull on the other. The great ancient artifact which has powered the Orange Lantern Corps is now being used in a tug of war session! You both scream.

Clarissa forces her arms under your armpits, then pulls on you. “LET IT GO!”

“NO!” you scream.

“Green Lantern Berger, please let it go!” says Chaselon.

Cherry, Kilowog, and Tomar-Re walk up to you. “YOU CAN’T MAKE ME LET IT GO!” you scream. “IT’S MINE! IT SHOULD BE MINE! I DESERVE IT!”

Cherry responds with a whack to the face.

-

-

Ugh… You open your eyes, then see the Orange Lantern is back in Larfleeze’s hands. He cuddles it, laughing and adoring it like a child on Christmas! The little goatman! You try to charge forward, only to be stopped by green chains.

You look to your hand, the Orange ring is gone. No! No!

Kilowog, Tomar-Re, Cherry, Clarissa, and Chaselon look down on you, huddled around you. “We have stripped you of the Orange Lantern, Green Lantern Berger,” says Tomar-Re. “How do you feel?”

> “GIVE IT BACK!”
> “Oh, well, thank you.”
> “I’m fine.”
> Write in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w6Ri3TyMik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJLOaRhNpsU

>>36309637
> Write in
"I'd rather like it back please."

>>36309637
>> Write in

"I feel incredibly sorry... Oh god, tell me at least some of what I remember is just a result of getting whacked in the face"

>>36309637
>“GIVE IT BACK!”

Still want!

>>36309637
> “GIVE IT BACK!”

>>36309637
> “I’m fine.”

>>36309637
> Write in
> Think about everything we just did.
> Shame. lots of shame.

>>36309672
This.

>>36309637
> “GIVE IT BACK!”

>>36309637
>Write in

Oh no... the things I did...

>>36309637
>> “GIVE IT BACK!”

>>36309637
> Write in

"Much better now!"

Orange Lumi is fun, but I'd rather not get kicked out of the Corps for being a drug addict.

>>36309672
Second

>>36309637

>"...Please give it back?"
> “GIVE IT BACK!”

>>36309637
> “GIVE IT BACK!”
ITS MINE!

>>36309672
>>36309637
THIS

>>36309637
>“Oh, well, thank you.”
Intense shame

Why do you guys want to go full Orange?

Down that way lies bad ends.

>>36309637

>Say nothing
>Stare hard at the Orange Lantern, heavy breathing.

>>36309637
> “I’m fine.”

>>36309801
Lumi is winding down, I guess. She's coming down from the high and is gonna crash real soon.

>>36309672
Let's go for it.

>>36309801
That's not even an option, we are so outnumbered here its not funny.

It's just last lingering effects of the battery.

>>36309801
Not to mention that not everyone lives thousands of years like the members of Larfleeze's species.

>>36309672
This.
Pouty and pleady eyes too

>>36309672
Seconding

>>36309801
They wouldn't let her. Orange battery takes awhile to get out of your sister. Just being Fine is... suspect.

>>36309900
system* DAMN YOU FREUD!

>>36309672
I'd rather like this write in please.

>>36309900
Why is orange battery in our sister?

>>36309900
>to get out of your sister
Kinky.

>>36309900
Lumi has a sister?

>>36309922
>>36309947

With our luck, if we do, she's probably a defector and a Nazi.

>>36309977
>>36309947
Who else do you think would get a black ring that Lumi knows?

> Write in

You look at the Orange Lantern. “C-… can I have back?” They all look at you, cautiously. You give them the full puppy dog Steel eyes, pleading. “Please, I want it back.”

“NO!” Larfleeze yells in your face, surprising you. “IT’S MINE, NOT YOURS!” He spits on your cheek. That little monster! He looks to his puddle on your skin, and then quickly scoops it up in his hand then licks it. “That’s mine too.” He turns away and starts crawling back into the darkness. “Now get out of my house you freeloaders!”

“GET BACK HERE!” you scream. “YOU LITTLE MONSTER, I’LL-“ Clarissa tapes over your mouth. You yell at her, trying to insult her in French as they drag you out.

Tomar-Re looks to Cherry. “What brought you to Green Lantern Berger?”

“I was seeking her out for information,” she says. “I was in Atrocitus’ court with the Red Lantern Corps, when one day a giant yellow beast calling himself Legion came to Atrocitus. He offered power, and revenge against the Guardians in exchange for his help.” She looks down at you, struggling and writhing. “I did not trust him, so I figured I’d try to gather some information.”

Kilowog huffs. “Well, we ain’t just going to trust Red Lanterns with no confidential information. Legion is an enemy of ours, and we ain’t saying anymore.”

“Yeah!” Clarissa slides in front of her, jabbing her chest with her finger. “So buzz off, spear lady!”

Cherry rolls her eyes, then looks down at you. “What brought you to the Orange Lantern?”

> “None of your business.”
> “We needed help.”
> Remain quiet
> Write in

>>36310051

Lumi herself, wasn't she medically dead until Sinestro took her back to his most definitely not Nazi planet and applied SCIENCE?

>>36310083
> “We needed help.”

>>36310083
>> Remain quiet
We don't owe them.

>>36310083
>If.. you help me get the lantern back.. I'll tell you!~

>>36310083
>“We needed help.”

Thought that the orange corps could help us out. Nobody else seemed to be willing to listen or do anything, so I came here.

>>36310083
>“We needed help.”
We've literally been to the future, and we know Legion, the Manhunters and the Red Lanterns are coming for Oa. The Guardians wouldn't listen, so we had to find an alternative.

>>36310083
>"IT WAS MINE!"

>>36310083
>> “We needed help.”
Because you know Legion is planning to wipe us out

>>36310083
>>36310148
Seconded

>>36310083

> “We needed help.”
>Try not to think about how much you want the lantern back
>Fail

>>36310083
>“We needed help.”

>>36310083
>>36310147
This

>>36310083
> “We needed help.”
> Write in
Legion was going to team up with the manhunters and the red lanterns to wipe out the green lanterns.

Also, at the same time, Savage leads the Nazis to victory.

>>36310234
>>36310083
This

>>36310083
>“We needed help.”
>The only ones I could think of who could help would be the Orange Lantern Corps, so I came here looking for them, then I found that lantern and it was... so shiny...

>>36310083
>>36310281
Seconded. It was perfect. Orange. Mine. Mine... Not yours.. Mine.

So do we have a new Red Lantern defector? The Razer to our GLTAS Hal?

>>36310281
>>36310083

Seconded.

>>36310083
> write in, tha lantern was horrible. We need to free larfaleze and quarantine this planet and everything here

> “We needed help.”

You stand up, dusting yourself off as Kilowog and Tomar-Re undo the bindings. “We needed help. Legion is going to invade Oa soon, very soon, and we are trying to gather what allies we could. And we found it in the Orange Lantern Corps, which is why me and Chaselon came here. We found that Lantern and it was…” You blink, looking back at the temple. “It was so shiny and… mine…”

Clarissa pats your cheek, snapping you out of it. “Come on, hotbuns, don’t turn on us now.”

Cherry tilts her head, crossing her arms. “Legion intends to destroy Oa? That is ambitious of him, but I suppose not unfounded. I was told of Legion being one of the victims of the Guardian’s wrath, alongside Atrocitus’ people at the hands of their automaton police force, the Manhunters.”

“Pardon?” Chaselon floats up to Cherry. “Did you say Manhunters?” Cherry nods. “Why, Legion has recruited the Manhunters to his cause!”

“What?” Cherry looks at you all. “Is this floating pearl speaking correctly?”

“Oui,” you nod. “Why?”

“The Manhunters slaughtered his people, and everything else in his Sector,” says Cherry. “Nearly everything was wiped out. And now Legion recruited them to his cause? Atrocitus would never stand for that!”

> “You should tell him then!”
>” Wait, what did the Manhunters do?”
> “Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”
> Write in

I wonder how long we'll be stuck with the aftereffects of our little orange addiction. I mean, even taking the whole direct exposure to both the ring and the lantern out of it, we still imbibed more than a fair share of energy from it when we had our little tea party and literally ate projected constructs from it.

>>36310473
>“You should tell him then!”
>” Wait, what did the Manhunters do?”
> “Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”

>>36310473
>” Wait, what did the Manhunters do?”
> “Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”

>>36310473
>“You should tell him then!”

Wind him up, watch him go

>>36310473
>“Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”
We'd need proof of that of course

>>36310473
>” Wait, what did the Manhunters do?”
> Write in
Wait, were the guardians responsible for the manhunters?

>>36310473

> “You should tell him then!”
> “Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”

>>36310520
This.

Proof first. Then tell him.

>>36310520
We can show the recording of Legion negotiating with the manhunters. We were there

>>36310492
Orange Lumi will become a Superpowered Evil Side that she can Tap onto in order to increase her power, at the cost of temporarily becoming a shopaholic and making Clarissa into her dress-up doll/servant/slave for a few hours.

>>36310473
>“You should tell him then!”
>“Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”

>>36310473
>“You should tell him then!”
>” Wait, what did the Manhunters do?”
Are we sure those guys on Earth are definitely not going to get out?

>>36310492
Lumi will be more greedy for awhile is my guess.

Hey Lumi can I Have some? NO ITS MINE! *SHOVEFOODINTOFACE* oh.. oh sorry.

>>36310578
I don't think anyone will be allowed even close to the orange light after this

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>>36310578
>Lumi
>Having Power

>>36310607
Critical moment when something needs saving, "HEY LUMI THAT MANHUNTER HAS SOMETHING OF YOURS!"

...wait wh-MINE? MIIINE!??!?! MIIINE!?!

>>36310578
>Lumi shopping trip with Red Tornado

I'd support it if Lumi actually had a fucking job.

>>36310631
Lumi is hobo now

>>36310631
Good point. How is Lumi not currently homeless?

>>36310607
Of course they wouldn't allow anyone near the orange energy, bit Lumi just happened to drink a whole lot of it a couple minutes ago.
Who's to say it wouldn't affect her in some way?

>>36310672
We can always get lodging with the justice guild

>>36310631
>>36310672

That's going to be an interesting epiphany.

>Gain orange lantern, and with it phenomenal cosmic power alongside everything you've ever wanted but everyone tells you to stop it
>Lose orange lantern, become a jobless, homeless NEET with everyone trying to reinforce that's how your life is supposed to be

>>36310473
>“You should tell him then!”
> “Perhaps you can convince Atrocitus to stand by us then.”

>>36310672
She has an apartment, bit no job.
I guess she will need to join the Justice Society. They do pay their member for their services, right?
Either that or she will be forced mooch off of Clarissa and Rouge until she gets a new job. Like that'll ever happen

>>36310718
I think we have already established that Lumi's life is shit and that she just lost the only thing that has gone right for her in years, though.

>>36310765
We never did find out how Clarissa and Red fund themselves.

>>36310785
Porn

>>36310785
Cherry's a Jew. That's how she's funded.

>>36310765
>She has an apartment, bit no job.
That's the thing, she disappeared for long enough for her boss to write her off as dead or captured, then actually got properly fired between the Sinestro thing and now. How does she still have an apartment?

>>36310813
No, Vandal Savage is a pure aryan caveman.

>>36310785
Red lives with her parents, Clarissa probably does as well.

>>36310828
Cherry is the Red Lantern. Though, I think the other Anon meant Red Tornado. She still lives at home, though.

>>36310818
She probably had money saved up, plus since she got the ring she doesn't even need to buy clothes

>>36310818
Because she hasn't been back long enough to receive her eviction notice. In the interlude we found a big ass stack of bills. They probably will have changed the lock before we get back to Earth.

>>36310785
Red lives with her parents.
Clarissa must be a model or something.
Clarissa lives alone in a small apartment.
She doesn't have any friends besides Lumière and Red.
Her life outside being a Green Lantern is horrible and she idolized Lumi before she became a Lantern herself.

> EVERYTHING EVERYTHING

“Wait, the Manhunters did what?”

Cherry sighs. “I’d hate to explain but…” She begins explaining anyway. “Many eons ago, the Manhunters swarmed over Sector 666, the home of my Lord and Master, Atrocitus. He lost home, wives, and children when they came and rendered nearly every sentient species there extinct, and he along with five other beings became known as the Five Inversions. He crafted the first Red Lantern, and in turn swore revenge on the Guardians for what they did to him.”

Tomar-Re. “My goodness.”

“That can’t be right!” says Kilowog. “The Manhunters were shut down because they were obsolete, not because they…” He growls, knowing it to be true.

“Well, you should him then!” you say. “Perhaps the Red Lanterns and the Green Lantern Corps can work together.”

“Hold on,” says Clarissa. “Why would we work together with a bunch of rage-filled floozies?” Cherry stomps on her foot, and she quickly recoils in pain. “Ah, you little bitch!”

> “We have to.”
> “You’re right.”
> “The Red Lanterns will do what they must.”
> Write in

>>36310870
You know, that sounds sad, but it's still not actually sadder than Lumi.

>>36310870
>Lumi thinks Clarissa is some rich heiress
>Jealousy intensifies
>Lumi finds out Clarissa just got fired from her job too

>>36310876
>“The Red Lanterns will do what they must.”
Them not signing up with Legion is still one in the win column.

>>36310870
>implying Clarissa's parent aren't rich oil barons

So, are we going to have two threads in a row of Lumi getting fired, or are the guardians going to save taking the ring back for next time, you think?

>>36310876
> “We have to.”
>Write in

"Unless you think the Orange Lantern is the better alternative."

>>36310876
In the future the only way anyone survived was because old enemies teamed up out of necessity

>>36310876
>“We have to.”
>"Clarissa... we need all the help we can get, otherwise Legion and the Manhunters will kill all the Green Lanterns. We must put aside our differences and work together, even if we don't like it."

>>36310870
>she idolized Lumi
Wouldn't that be outright fucking hilarious.

>>36310876
> “We have to.”

>>36310876
>“We have to.”
Because the other option is dying

>>36310876
>> “We have to.”
The fate of the universe (and Rouge's pretty intact head) are at stake!

>>36310930
Oh, yeah, that's better. Then she can't complain without also letting us turn around.

>>36310876
> your also a rage filled floozie, hypocrite

REMEMBER:

We promised to find Red Tornado a space helmet.

I wonder if Mr. Orange Scrooge has a space helmet we could "borrow"

>>36310876
> “We have to.”
> Write in
"I've seen the future. Everything burns. Oa, Mojo, then Green Lanterns. We must prevent that from happening."

"And the Red Lanterns are not all bad. Cherry here helped stopped me from the shiny... mine... sorry."

"Also, apparently, the Guardians are not blameless. We need to get to the truth of the matter, but we will need to pay reparations."

>>36310936
>Reminder that Clarissa is totally into Lumi, and that she hugs and touches Lumière whenever possible

We made a car fixing manual in the first thread, let's make a helmet manual and make one on earth

>>36310876
>>36310978
This one is good.

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>>36310978
>Mojo

>>36310876
>>36310930
Ha, supporting.

>>36310962
No, don't bother taking anything of orange. See example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfOvlP3j7A4

>>36311023
Ah, it's Mogo.

>>36310876
>>36310930
Seconded.

I'll go get the orange lantern right now!

>>36310843
red means red tornado since our nickname for her is red in french

Guys.

I know what the issue was.

The orange did not compliment the green, and easily was able to override it. We need complimentary colors for this to work.

We need a red lantern, and we need to fuse them.

And lucky us, there's a member of the Red Lanterns right here.

I swear, the orange light is going to be like crack in it's always sunny in Philadelphia

>>36311171

What, no, don't be silly.

We just need more Green to off-set Orange's impulses! Just an extra ring, all ours. Or maybe two. Yeah, we just need three more and we'll be good for life!

>>36311200
Well, if we want to do things right, we need to get ALL the rings. Everything from purple to red.

>>36311171
Lumi is really angry enough to go Red Lantern.

She's a little peeved, but more jealous than anything.

>>36311171
Uh, red is also a contrasting color

> “We have to.”

You push Cherry away, glaring at her. “We have to. Unless you prefer the Orange Lantern.” The Green Lanterns all glance at each other, agreeing that it is not the preferable solution. “Good.” You look to Cherry. “Go inform Atrocitus. Hopefully he will do what is expected of him.”

Cherry nods. “Just to let you know, Berger the Lesser. My vendetta with your Father is not yet fulfilled. I will have my revenge after this business with Legion is done.”

“Noted.” With that, Cherry blasts off into the sky.

Tomar-Re scratches his beak, grim. “This complicates things.” He looks down to you. “If the Manhunters really did massacre an entire Sector, and the Guardians never told us… Maybe even lied to us.”

“This is out of control now!” says Kilowog. “Every day, Sinestro is looking more and more right! I can’t believe that little pisser…” He looks down to you. “Listen, poozer. Me and Tomar-Re will do everything we can to help you.”

“That is right. The Corps is whom we served, and we will defend it with our lives. What will have us do?”

> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”
> “As you were, we need our rookie Lanterns trained and our Sectors secure.”
> “Go seek out more help, wherever it may be.”
> Write in

>>36311231
Not angry enough, sorry.

And you know what does go with Green? Blue.

>>36311246
> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”
> “Go seek out more help, wherever it may be.”

Justice Society, possibly?

>>36311236
We'll probably need more to stabilize it. If we got all the lanterns, THEN things might work.

>>36311171
I don't think it works that way.
And if it DOES work that way, the I have to ask why didn't the Guardians just give all Green Lanterns a Blue ring to help them, since that would circumvent the greates weaknesses of both Corps.

>>36311246
> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”

>>36311246
>“As you were, we need our rookie Lanterns trained and our Sectors secure.”
Get them ready for east, well worry about allies

>>36311246
>“As you were, we need our rookie Lanterns trained and our Sectors secure.”

>>36311246
> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.
> “Go seek out more help, wherever it may be.”

>>36311273
You have to be able to inspire great hope, and candidates are extremely rare.

>>36311273
Instability, most likely. Hope is a rather flimsy thing.

>>36311246
>“As you were, we need our rookie Lanterns trained and our Sectors secure.”
> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”

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>>36311246

> “Go seek out more help, wherever it may be.”
>"We'll go get the Blue Lanterns"

When has splitting up ever steered us wrong?

>>36311317
Bitch, Hope is all you have left sometimes.

Like Lumi. Right now she's almost out of money, soon to be homeless, a disappointment in the eyes of her kouhai, and a failure of a Green Lantern.

Why does Lumi continue on? Hope.

>>36311356
No, I don't think Lumi has ever expressed much hope in anything. She's sort of charged through with an ignorant confidence. She's despaired a bit, and she's entirely entitled to do so. Maybe she could use hope, but it's not a native occurrence in this situation.

>>36311273
Blue ring s have there own requirements, just because you can use a green ring doesn't mean you can use a blue one

>>36311246
>“Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”

>>36311316
But who can inspire more Hope than the radiant guardians of the galaxy, whose light shines even in the Blackest Night?
Seriously, all the GL Corps need to do is teach their members to be more showy and inspirational, even if they aren't feeling hopeful themselves.

>>36311478
no they need to be full of hope as well

>>36311356
Lumi is a full blown creature of pride and will. Her pride aims her forwards, and her will propels here every step of the way. She is, at the bottom line, the embodiment of an unhealthy work ethic.

Which of the lanterns appeals to pride again?

We will need to talk to the guardians about the Manhunters. Tomar-re is right, if they've lied before about something as big as being indirectly responsible for the genocide of an entire sector, who knows what else they could be hiding?

>>36311588
FUCKING EVERYTHING EVER!

>>36311554
Green

> “Go find the Blue Lanterns, we could use their assistance.”
> “Go seek out more help, wherever it may be.”

You cross your arms. “Go seek out the Blue Lanterns, wherever they may be. Tell Ganthet that I sent. We will need their assistance. Any help we can get, wherever it is, we need it.”

Tomar-Re nods. “I will seek out who I can. Kilowog, you know Ganthet as well as we, but he has always deferred to you as the Corps’ trainer. We believe you should go.” Well said, you, Clarissa, and Chaselon agree with that.

“Fine,” says Kilowog. “Better not be a waste of my time.” He puffs air, turning to leave. “Hope, stupid power.” He blasts off.

Tomar-Re looks to you. “As for you, Green Lantern Berger, the Guardians will want to see you.”

“Right,” you say. “Don’t worry, I got it.”

-

-

“Incompetence, arrogance, recklessness!” You do not have this. You, Chaselon, and Clarissa stand before the Guardian council, and they certainly do not seem happy, even without the fact that they never show emotion. “Do you know what would’ve happened had you held onto the Orange Light of Avarice?”

You nod. “I would’ve done a lot of bad stuff.” Ouch, that could’ve been phrased better.

“Bad stuff. A grave underestimation,” says a Guardian. “But you Green Lantern Berger, have left your Sector unguarded and unpoliced!”

“You are a loose cannon, Green Lantern Berger! What do you have to say?”

> “If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”
> “Nothing, just that I am right and you are wrong.”
> “Nothing at all.”
> Write in

>>36311618
> Write in
"I know I have a lot to answer for, but I think there is a much more pressing question? Did the manhunters genocide sector 666?"

>>36311618
"Sinestro was right."

>>36311618
> “If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”

>>36311664
yes hit them with this

>>36311618
"I act on what little information I have to prevent a calamity I know for an absolute truth will come. Legion has already petitioned the Red Lantern corps for assistance, as I said he would. Steps have been taken to deter them, and without them helping we might have a shot. But Legion has another support."

Look them right in the eye and say, "It's fortunate that I knew so much, actually. When I informed Cherry that Legion had Manhunter support, it probably tipped those scales in our favor. And do you know why?"

Let's see what sort of answer they give.

>>36311618
>“If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”
Also, this:
>>36311690

>>36311618
>"Tell me, Guardians, how many sectors will be unguarded and unpoliced when Legion ends us?"

>A pause

>"Though I suppose it must be hard for you. You didn't have to deal with loose cannon when you used the Manhunters as your enforcers, did you?"

Hit them hard and hit them were it hurts

>>36311618
>“If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”

>>36311618
>“If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”
He's coming and Lumi's going to male everyone survives the attack

We should point out that right now there is a real enemy building strength right now, out in the outer systems. Whatever the french equivalent to sticking our heads in the sand and trying to ignore it won't work, and neither will negotiation or appeasement. It's war.

>>36311618
>“If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”
>>36311690
seconded

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>"It's my first day"

>>36311690
Supporting.

>Guardians take away Lumi's ring because she's a loose cannon and refuses to heel
>Lumi is now super jobless as well as regular jobless
>we shift PCs to Clarissa

>>36311840
>Whatever the french equivalent to sticking our heads in the sand and trying to ignore it won't work

Peace for our time

>>36311891
>not playing out regular Lumi's adventures of living under a bridge

>>36311931
Funny thing is that Britain was buying time to build up its military again.

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So how is Lumi going to afford food?

>>36311950
>Playing under the bridge
>Pretend to summon various fictional and historical figures.

>>36311963
>living under a bridge
>implying we won't go chill with planetbro
>implying we won't become a sage

>>36311963
That was what comically backstabbing the Poles was for. Well, that and them being dirty pollacks.

>>36312016
Can't get to Mogo if we don't have a ring.

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>>36311973

> “If you’re not going to do anything about Legion, I will.”
> Write in

You cross your arms. “Tell me Guardians this. I act on what I little I know to prevent something that I know for a fact is coming. Legion is going to the Red Lanterns for extra power, just like I said. We’ve done all we can to deter it, and with them out of the way, we have a shot. But Legion has more support.” You glare at them, straight in the eye. “It’s fortunate that I know all of this. When I told our Red Lantern friend that Legion was being supported by the Manhunters, I was able to turn it in our favor. Do you know why?”

The Guardians are quiet.

“Tell me, Guardians. Why exactly did you shut down the Manhunters?” you ask, full well knowing the answer.

They glance at each other, their expressions betraying nothing. Finally, they look upon you. “They were declared obsolete, and thus were retired in favor of the Green Lantern Corps,” says one, simply.

Clarissa steps up. “You know that’s bullshit!” You look at her, oh here we go. “They slaughtered entire galaxies in one sector!”

“That is an unfounded rumor based on the thoughts of a mad extremist,” says a Guardian. “We will speak no more of the Manhunters. As for you Green Lantern Berger of Sector 2814, your punishment must be more severe.” Oh great. “You will be confined to your home planet for a period of one of your Earth months, pending a trial for your dismissal from the Green Lantern Corps!”

“That’s not fair!” you say. “I’m trying to save the Corps-“

“We need policemen, not wildcards!” says a Guardian. “You are dismissed.”

[1/2]

>>36312098
>Solar
my nigga

>>36312105
[2/2]

-

-

Planetary arrest pending a trial for dismissal, what do those little gnomes think they’re doing!? You sit in your apartment, Clarissa right beside you. You had to bid farewell to Chaselon as he was forced to return to his Sector. At least you can bare hope in the fact that Tomar-Re and Kilowog are working to gather more allies. But this…

What are they thinking!?

“Cheer up,” says Clarissa. She smiles, sitting next to you on your bed, patting your shoulder. “I think you really showed the blue crew what for.”

> “It’s not enough.”
> “Thank you, Clarissa.”
> “Leave me alone, I need to think.”
> Write in

>>36312123
>“It’s not enough.”

>>36312123
>> “It’s not enough.”

>>36312123
>> “It’s not enough.”

>>36312123
>“Thank you, Clarissa.”
But...

>“It’s not enough.”

>>36311618
>>36311989

>Use the Ring to summon some Earth political and historical figures to hammer the point home to the Guardians.

Quick, who dealt with problems like the Guardians?

I can't think of anyone else than the Athenians

>>36312123
>"It's not enough."
> “Leave me alone, I need to think.”
You got no money, no job and soon no superjob.
You better get to either turning tricks or thinking up a real good plan.

>>36312123
> “Thank you, Clarissa.”
> “It’s not enough.”

>>36312123
"I think I'm going to make arrangements." When she asks what for.

"If they believe me, which we know they won't then we can start working. But they won't, so I should probably get things in order. Find another job, all that. Did you know I got fired from my cafe because I had completely forgotten? Thanks to that whole dimensional nonsense? Fucking blue gnomes...give up a chance at my own life, and what do they do? Fucking ingrates..."

We should go break out Sinestro. He's the lesser of two evils at this point. He is our only hope.

>>36312123
> “It’s not enough.”
But
> “Thank you, Clarissa.”
> Write in
"We need to go to the Red Lanterns and make peace with them, or at least solidify their breakup with Legion."

>>36312123

> “Thank you, Clarissa.”
> “It’s not enough.”
> “... I'm sorry about what I did. The Orange Lantern is no excuse."

>>36312123
>>36312237
Supporting this.

>>36312215
I thought about that, but it's more important that we solidify the breakup of Legion and the Red Lanterns.

>>36312123
>“It’s not enough.”
We need to do more

>>36312123
>>36312237
supporting this too

>>36312237
I'm also up for apologizing

>>36312123
>“Thank you, Clarissa.”
>Write in
>Sorry for how I treated you while I had the Shi- The Orange Lantern. I shouldn't have acted like that to a friend...
>...I'm jealous of you, Clarissa. You never mess up, your Will mever fails you when you need it, while I...

Initiate Heart to Heart protocol.

>>36312123
>>36312289
>>36312271
seconding both

>>36312237
This.

Apologize. Confess how jealous we are of her.

>>36312123

> “Thank you, Clarissa.”
> “Leave me alone, I need to think.”

>>36312289
I'll second this.

> “It’s not enough.”
> “Thank you, Clarissa.”

You shake your head. “It’s not enough. It won’t be enough. There is more we can do but…” You look at Clarissa, and she looks at you with concern. You sigh. “But thank you, Clarissa. You have been a good help to me. I am so sorry for what I did to you, the Orange Lantern was no excuse.”

Clarissa shrugs. “Eh, I would’ve done the same.”

“Admittedly, Clarissa, there’s more to that.” You look down at your hands, suddenly finding them very interesting. “I’m quite jealous of you. You don’t mess up like I do, and you don’t have your ring fail you at the worst times like mine does. I…”

“Stop.” She places her finger on your lips, smirking. “Don’t be like that. Give it some time, a little bit of practice, and you’ll be right as rain, I’m sure,” she says. “You’re the original Green Lantern after all.” She takes your hands, and then places them over her heart. “And to me, you’ll always be the best Green Lantern.”

You can’t help but smile. “Oh, Clarissa!” You hug her, kissing her on the cheek and nuzzling her shoulder. “Clarissa! You are a true friend!”

“… yeah.” Clarissa sounds a little disappointed. “Friend.” She gently pushes you away. “Ehehe… friend.” She looks away, scratching her hair.

> “Something wrong?”
> “Let’s at least try and make our time productive here.”
> Write in

>>36312446
>“Let’s at least try and make our time productive here.”
Everything hurts.

>>36312446
> “Something wrong?”
I'm I turning you on?

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”

HOPES OF SEMPAI NOTICING YOU OF EARTH...

ARISE.

>>36312446
> “Something wrong?”

>Write in

"You know, Clarissa, we really need to find you a boyfriend. We could go on double dates together."

>>36312446
"Cheer up. Time is a measure of change, after all."

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”
>Write in
>"Come on, let's watxh a movie, listen to some music, have some fun!"

>>36312446
Pull her into a hug

>>36312446
>> “Something wrong?”

>>36312446
>Let’s at least try and make our time productive here.”

>>36312510
We are already hugging her.
...Wait a second.
>Double-Hug her.

>>36312556
>She gently pushes you away.

You know, the Star Saphire Corps could help. Can't have love if you're dead.

And it can be an interesting experience.

Or have they already been ruled out?

>>36312446
>> “Let’s at least try and make our time productive here.”
Let's go see the other Heroes, maybe they have something that will help that they don't need here

>>36312446
> “Let’s at least try and make our time productive here.”

Of course Clara is competitive against Lumi and who may or may not like her

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”

>>36312490
Let's do this

>>36312446
Schteel you're a monster.

>>36312490
Yes

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”

>>36312490
No. That's just cruel you dick.

>>36312446
>“Something wrong?”

>>36312787
Clarissa fucks a projection of Lumi every night

It's been less than a whole thread and I'm already missing our orange ring.

Oh well, if we ever come into a surplus of power rings, we could see if Larfleeze would be up for trading. Get some variety in his giant pile of rings.

>>36312826
You can't put on one of those rings, that will kill you. The whole thing about orange is there is only one real ring. Larfleeze will not trade or share.

>>36312826
I know, yeah, I was hoping to fuck up the Nazis or Legion before losing the ring.

>>36312856

Bummer. I was hoping it was a case of him just hoarding all the rings instead.

That little goat fuck will have to let his guard down some time.

> “Something wrong?”

You tilt your head. “Something wrong?” you ask.

“No, no,” she says quickly, standing up and dusting her minidress off. “Nothing’s wrong, everything’s cool, everything’s fine,” she says quickly. “We should really get to work with what we can find,” she says. She points to your outfit, your old Orange Lantern uniform, now in the colors of the Green Lantern Corps. “Like your outfit by the way, really cool.”

> COSTUME UNLOCKED:
> The Greedy Showstopper: Any critical failures will be turned into critical successes, at the expense of suffering from lingering effects of avarice. The more critical failures incurred, the more Lumi will be compelled to return to the Orange Lantern.

You nod, standing up as well. “Right, but are you sure?” you ask.

“Yeah, yeah!” she says quickly. Your ring starts beeping. “Oooh! A call! How about that!”

You bring up your ring. “Green Lanterns of 2814 reporting.”

Salaak projects himself onto a screen, greeting you all. “Green Lantern Berger. There is a strange disturbance on Sol-3 at these coordinates. We’d like for you to investigate.”

> “Sorry, Monsieur, I am on planetary arrest.”
> “I’ll look into it.”
> “I’ll send Clara out there.”
> Write in

>>36312927
> “I’ll send Clara out there.”

>>36312927
>“Sorry, Monsieur, I am on planetary arrest.”
Again, but we totally don't deserve this one

>>36312927
>“I’ll look into it.”

>>36312927
> “Sorry, Monsieur, I am on planetary arrest.”

>>36312927
>“I’ll look into it.”

>>36312927
>“I’ll look into it.”

Sol-3 is most likely referring to Earth, you dolts.

>>36312927
> “I’ll look into it.”
We can't get more fired, so we might as well try to help

>>36312927
>“I’ll look into it.”
Lumi is supposed to be well read right? Let's not be dumb for once.

>>36312927
> The Greedy Showstopper

Wearing this always.

>I’ll look into it.”

>>36312927
> “I’ll look into it.”

>>36312991
But isn't the third object from the sun Mars?

>>36313020
No, Mars is the second object from the Sun, dingus.

>>36313020
Yes.

>>36313030
>>36313029
>>36313020

It's okay guys.

0 for 3 is still good.

>>36312927
Oh sweet Jesus, finally. Dat costume.

>>36312927
>> “I’ll look into it.”

>>36312927
>“I’ll look into it.”
C'mon Lumi you may be useless but you're not dumb

>>36312927
>> “I’ll look into it.”

>>36313074
Is not as good as it sounds.
Orange Lantern a shit.

>>36312927
>> “Sorry, Monsieur, I am on planetary arrest.”
>> “I’ll send Clara out there.”

>>36313149
But muh showgirl skirt.

>>36313074
What's the costume like?

>>36313149

You take that back, you fucking plebian.

>>36313185
I don't remember, I'm just glad to have an out from all those ones.

>>36313198
He's right though

>>36313207
It only works on ones though, it doesn't help us on the other low rolls

>>36313212
It saves us from Critical failures. It's fantastic.

>>36313212

What's next, advocating the Sinestro Corps?

I'd be okay with it if it weren't for the guy leading it.

>>36313240
Best of three helps with those, it's the ones that screw us. Though, given Lumi's rolls, she'll be glowing orange and mounting a campaign to retrieve the orange battery within maybe a week.

>>36313294
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really want Sinestro to get broken out of prison. It would really deflect some of the negative attention pointed at us.

>>36313265
No all colors inferior to green

Green a best

>>36313265
Let Alternate Universe Lumi join the Sinestro Corps.

It can be our own version of Owlman.

>>36313265
No, the leader is the best part of it. The rest of the Corp is made of edgy idiots.

>>36313313
>Sinestro escapes
>Lumi gets blamed

>>36313321
I wonder what would the anti-matter version of us be like? Probably Hal Jordan.

>>36313325
>Sinestro
>anything but shit
Nope

>>36313352
>Nazi collaborator
>in a stable and loving relationship with a Luftwaffe pilot
>happy going around bringing order to the galaxy with Sempai Sinestro
>suddenly Green Lantern Lumi comes in and ruins everything

>>36313316

Yes, green's certainly done right by us so far. Remember the time they stuck us under planetary arrest? And that other time, when they stuck us under planetary arrest?

>>36313325

Yeah, okay, I personally don't mind Sinestro but it'd be kind of a character-breaking thing to do. At this point, Red's got more chance of snagging Lumi than Sinestro does.

>>36313396
Agreed. I ship them, but we're a loooooooong way until then,

>>36313396
Oh or that one time we tried to warn them they where about to be destroyed!

>>36313396
When you say Red do you mean Red Tornado or Cherry Hatefuck? Because both of those have some pretty compelling support.

>>36313252
It also slowly draws us back towards the Orange Lantern everytime it does that. It's not fantastic.

>>36313466
You mean the best thing ever!

>>36313466
I'd rather take a vacation than a hospital stay, if you follow.

>>36313466

I'm a little worried that fear of critfails will pretty much cause Lumi to be in that costume 24/7.

> “I’ll look into it.”

You nod. “I will look into it, Monsieur. Thank you for not interrupting me on the bath for once.” He nods, then his screen disappears. “Clarissa, would you come with me?” She nods, crossing her arms, serious. “Good, good. Let’s head out.” The two of you open up your window, then head out.

-

-

The biting winds of the arctic chill and make your bones run cold. Winters never really appealed to you anyway you suppose. You scan the area with your ring. “You see anything?” yells Clarissa. You shake your head.

Your ring beeps. Wait, you got something.

> SCANNING…
> DIMENSIONAL TEAR SPOTTED, RECOMMEND CLOSURE.

“Alright! We have a tear!” You both drop down through the clouds, and right over the vast white wasteland of the arctic. You drop down into the snow, and face the rip in reality, as big as a house. You can see what appear to be vast green fields through the static and the noise as it swirls and distorts. “Wow,” you say. You can hear voices from within, some calling to a Princess, horses, and other things. It’s like a fantasy kingdom in there!

“Right,” says Clarissa. You and Clarissa hold up your rings. “Let’s shut this thing down.”

“… help me!”

“Wait!” you say. “Did you hear that?”

Clarissa shakes her head. “No. What did you hear?”

> “I don’t know, but I think we should go in.”
> “I don’t know, let’s just shut this thing down.”
> Write in

>>36313512
> “I don’t know, but I think we should go in.”
Jesus, again? Well, a Green Lantern's work is never done, not even a shitty one.

>>36313512
>“I don’t know, but I think we should go in.”
A quick peek

>>36313512
>> “I don’t know, but I think we should go in.”
ADVENTURE!

>>36313512
> “I don’t know, but I think we should go in.”