>>36485004
Truly the apex of writing in the 21st century.

Godspeed, you magnificient bastards.

>>36485004
>On a heterosexual frigate? They'd dock your pay!

God damn I love this comic.

>I need a convoluted narrative to really get off

Weekend Smut Thread in a nutshell.

The last captain could use a fucksmith, they specialize in convoluted narratives.

>>36485004
I would really serve a delicious fruit salad to the Lesbian Captain

>>36485463
Which one's the captain, though?

I don't think the third ship is supposed to be lesbian pirates, seem more like another heterosexual frigate.

>>36485543
Both ships of females have black captains, tho

>>36485653
How can you tell which one of the lesbian pirates is the captain? Strictly because of the hats?

>>36485684
The Captain always has the biggest hat.

>>36485684
They have different hats, too.

>>36485694
But if we are going off Oglaf logic then the captain would be the slutiest, so it would be the one with the red thing in her hair.

What kind of ship is the third one? I feel like this shouldn't be a hangup, but I need to know.

>>36485764
My guess is that it's another heterosexual ship. Or at the least a bisexual one.

>>36485764
A bisexual cruiser

>>36485764
An omnisexual frigate.

>>36485764
A bestiality battleship.

>>36485764
A yuri yacht.

>>36485849
A dendrophile dreadnought.

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Fucking Oglaf. Most /tg/-related comic in existence, AND it puts a smile on my face every time.

>>36485764
A guro gondola.

>>36485764
A first rape first-rate.

>>36485764
A cunt destroyer.

Something something poopdeck.

>>36485878
Chocolate 2D girls, man. They get everybody.

>>36485764
A dickgirl dinghy.

>>36485764
A queer quinquereme.

>>36485367
>Weekend Smut Thread in a nutshell.

It's so true it's arousing.

>>36485764
A tribadism trireme.

>>36485764
A sadomasochism submarine.

>>36485764
A jilling-off junk.

>>36485764
A flat-chest flotilla.

>>36485916
Oh you motherfucker.

>>36485764
A gagging galleon.

>>36485764
A transexual trabaccolo.

>>36485764
What have you done?

A scat schooner.

>>36485764
A missionary-position man-o-war.

>>36486025
A motherfucking man-of-war.

>>36485764
A cunnilingus cog.

>>36485764
A masochist minesweeper.

>>36485764
A prostate privateer.

>>36485764
A pegging pram.

>>36485764
A fisting flagship.

>>36485764
A sadist steamboat.

>>36485764
A kinky ketch.

>>36485764
A depraved destroyer

>>36485764
A shota sloop.

>>36485764
A gay galley.

>>36485764
A bigender barque.

Oglaf's creator hangs out on here sometimes, right?

Because this thread is amazing.

>>36485764
a sultry sailboat

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>>36485764
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS. IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

A castration catamaran.

>>36485764
A doggy dhow.

>>36485764
A tea-bagging trimaran

>>36485764
A coital catamaran.

>>36486135
Someone needs to screencap this shit.

>>36485764
A rape rowboat.

>>36485764
A lesbian lolita longship.

>>36485764
A humping hulk.

>>36485764
A syphilitic steamer.

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>that last panel

I giggled.

>>36485764
A swaffelen skipjack

>>36485764
A bondage brig.

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>>36485916

>>36485764
A fellatio ferry.

Fucking hell, this is the most replies I've seen on one comment in under 30 minutes.

/tg/ sure loves its crude naval sex jokes.

>>36485764
A lubed-up lugger

>>36485764
A hermaphrodite hovercraft.

I love you, /tg/.

A blowjob barge

>>36485764
A pussy pink.

>>36486193
>naval sex jokes

>>36485764
An semen submarine

>>36486193
People are posting more than one, the unique poster count isn't that high.

A bareback bracera

>>36486203
>navel sex jokes

>>36485764
A pedophile panokseon.

>>36486197
You dingbat that's not a boat!

>>36485764
An anal aircraft carrier.

The /tg/ armada is magnificent, isn't it?

>>36485764
A tug boat

>>36485764
A shacked-up shallop.

>>36485764
A nice boat.

>>36485764
An oral outrigger

>>36485764
A transvestite tartane.

>>36485764
A stripper schooner

>>36485764
A monogamous monitor.

>>36485764
An impregnation icebreaker.

There's something about Oglaf that brings out the best in /tg/, and this thread proves it.

>>36485764
An incestuous ironclad.

>>36485764
A perverted paddleboat.

>>36485764
Jesus I wish I knew how to screencap, there are too many to get them all.

And to contribute, a tribbing trawler.

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>>36486221
Still classifies as a watercraft.

>>36485764
A rapacious raft.

>>36485764
A consummate canoe.

>>36485764
A sultry showboat.

>>36486229
Pfffff

>>36485764
A carpet-munching canoe.

>>36485764
A furry ferry.

>>36485764
A catgirl catboat.

>>36485764
A rim-job reefer.

>>36486229
>A tug boat
Goddamnit.

>>36485764
A man-of love.

>>36485764
A jack-ass bark.

>>36485764
A vore vessel.

>>36485764
A titty-banging turtle-ship.

>>36485764
A fetish fleut.

>>36485764
An aircock carrier.

>>36486276
Just a screen cap of the original guy's post with all the linked replies alone is a good start. That shit had me laughing before I even started reading them.

>>36485764
A manhandling monitor.

>>36485764
A gangbang gunboat
Finally all those years of studying naval history are paying off. Feels good, man.

>>36485764
A eunuch u-boat.

>>36485764
A ship-of-the-fine

>>36485764
A jam pram.

>>36486318
A Fairy Ferry

>>36485764
A pantsu Panserskib.

Hmm, new Oglaf, should be fun to read the - >>36485764
What hell is this

>>36485764
A seminal vessel.

>>36485764
A creampie caravel.

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>>36486414
Fuck

That's too good

>>36486318
>>36486433
A Furry Fairy Ferry

>>36486401
A chastity monitor

I know right?

>>36486440
Glory beyond imagining, Anon. Glory beyond imagining.

>>36486440
The proud /tg/ armada, that's what it is.

>>36486229
Winner.

>>36485764
A ravishing razee.

>>36485764
A wang windjammer.

>>36486465
Well, we seem well supplied on ships, But I've seen narry a crewman to man them!

>>36486487
You mean salty seamen?

>>36486487
Give it a few years.
Then there won't be enough ships for the crew!

>>36485764
A barely legal tweendecker.

>>36486487
Brigadier Boner reporting for duty.

>>36485764
A gaping galley?

>>36486487
Like bareback bosun?

>>36486487
>>36486505
Shaggy Sailor reporting in.

>>36486487
Admiral Assman on deck!

>>36486487
Captain Cock on deck.

>>36485764
A balls-deep balinger.

>>36486487
Captain Obvious, Leftenant Handed, General Arousal, Major Boner, and Private Parts.

And a mess of seamen.

>>36486487
Chaplain Chastity reporting in.

>>36486487
Like a first mate?

>>36485764
A venereal v24.

>>36486487
First mate Fornicate, reporting for duty.

>>36486487
Crossdressing crewmen, readying longboats!
Get it? Longboats?

>>36486487
Lord Lascivious here for duty

>>36486487
Petty Officer Pettanko, reporting for duty.

>>36486487
Gunner Gonad reporting for duty.

>>36486487
Here we go again.

Bucanner Boner on the helm

>>36486377
Seriously, I saw the rows of replies to the post, and before I even read it, I knew, disgonbegud.gif

>>36486487
Commander Oral and his Manly Marines on deck.

>>36485764
A lusty lembus.

>>36486487
Boatswain Bukkake, reporting.

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>>36486229
Best

>>36486487
I'll be crankin' it in the crow's nest.

>>36486487
Boatswain Buttocks here.

>>36485764
A bisexual bireme.

>>36486612
Rank and name so I can report you to Officer on watch McSlut?

>>36486630
Cabin Boy Cockmuncher, sir

>>36486487
Rear Admiral here.

>>36486642
Report to Boatswain Buttocks for disciplining. We run a strictly no solo masturbation ship here!

>>36485764

a gaping gondola

>>36485916
thebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebestthebest

>>36486630
Provisioner Phallus, sir.

>>36486487
Roger the Cabin Boy, reporting for duty sirs!

>>36485984
>not just a sub sub

>>36486487
Big Richard the Helmsman ready for service.

>>36486487
Asshole, sir! Major Asshole!

>>36485653
>black
>homosexual
>womyn

i want the tumblrs to leave

>>36486653
>>36486689
Took you both long enough. These are the jokes I expect, as well as the obvious seamen one.

>>36486487
Major Fuckup reporting sir!

>>36486689
pffftahahahaa

>>36485764
Looks like the USS Voyeur.

>>36486487
Mess Sergeant Muffbark reporting, sir!

>>36485764
A frigging frigate

>>36486487
Lord Commander Girth Johnson, sir.

>>36486676
It's a close competition between Cunt Destroyer and Tug boat!
It looks like Cunt destroyer is in the lead... AH! Cunt Destroyer has hit a mine lain by Sadomasochism Submarine! Now Tug Boat is closing the gap... and it's decided to tow Cunt Destroyer!
They Cum together! What a beautiful show of cooperation!

>>36486487
Commodore Gobblecoque on deck.

>>36486487
A Clit-licker Clipper

>>36486487

Ahar! Finally a flotilla for Captain Pink Beard to plunder with!

http://cookandy.com/lcs/ (starting at 50)

>>36486714
The second was clearly into dudes, calm down.

>>36486768
I love this thread so damn much.

>>36485764
/tg/ you glorious bastards
The Corset Corsair

>>36486487
Cannoneer Cuntpunter on hand.

>>36485916
9/10
>>36486229
10/10

>>36485859
>A yuri yacht.

/thread

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>>36485916
>>36485764
GoddamnitIloled

>>36486487
A galleass.

>>36485764
A cleveland steamer.

The GOASTE GALLEY!

ITT: /tg/ spreads it's salty seamen all over the poopdeck. And it's glorious.

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>>36486854

>>36486860
Oh you.

>>36486487
A man-on-man-of-war.

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>>36486860

>>36485878
Source?

Midshipman Manthrust reporting.

>>36486900
Damn, I was trying to think of a man-o-war one. You win.

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>>36485004
>>36485764
>>36485916
>>36486229
>>36486487

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>>36486860
>>36486854
>>36485916
>>36486229
>>36486505
I love you /tg/

>>36486909
Shipshand Blast McHardcheese reporting!

>>36486487
Corporal Cockgobbler reporting sir!

>>36486905
Fate kaleid liner prisma illya. The second best thing to come out of Nasu.

>>36485764
A paddleboat.

>>36486938
Thanks.

>>36486924
There's already two more earlier in the thread, too.

>>36486729
Sorry, sir, someone delivered their load to the wharf prematurely and we all had to clean it up.

>>36486960
Damn. First time I'm in a screen cap. I'm proud.

>>36486960
Excellent. Shame we couldn't fit some of the better responses like >>36486930 on there, though.

>>36486960
This screencap doesn't hint at all that all those posts are dirty jokes, though. The funny part about this thread is completely missing unless you know the context already.

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>>36486487

Warmech 'Big Fella' Thor reporting for duty!

>>36486991

Well there's half of the work there. Someone else can add the other stuff.

>>36486977
If you're the second one, your misspelling of nary shall now live in infamy.
>>36486999
For you

>>36486487
Seaman Staines present and correct, sir.

>>36486960
heh...poopdeck

>>36485764
A jerking junk

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>>36486960
this screencap sucks balls, and does nothing to convey what has actually happened in this thread
do better

>>36485808
10/10

>>36485764
A curvy corvette.

>>36485764
A Vietnamese Mine Sweeper

>>36486999
I'm sorry, we doing space ships now?

Guess we might as well stock up on supplies then. Load the barrels of lube! And you wouldn't even guess what I mean by "hard tack"

>>36485764

The Anal Ark

>>36487053
Time to lash the semen sir?
Bite down hard Roger the Cabin boy, It'll hurt less.

>>36485764
A wanking windjammer

>>36486487
Ensign Erogenous reporting

>>36485764
a galway hooker

So... archive worthy?

>>36487098
Every /tg/ thread gets archived on Moe. So yes.

>>36487098
Oh yeah, definitely
>>36487083
Last time I used my teeth sir Rear Admiral Bux Ramington had me lashed!

>>36487109
Pretty sure he means suptg.

>>36487098
I'd say not. Once someone makes a proper screen cap, and I will once I get home from work, we won't need an archive.

>>36487098
dude, what are you talking about
all /tg/ threads get archived, are you from /b/ or something?

>>36487117
I don't know, Personally, I like Moe better. Browsing is easier than on suptg.

>>36487098
Yes.
Put this up on sup/tg/.
It'll be a nice break from the quest threads.

>>36487098
Definitely, more so than most quests are. Even if we get a (proper) screencap, redundancy is important in the /tg/ navy.

>>36487122
Not every thread gets archived on sup/tg/

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>>36487122
>are you from /b/ or something?
Look at the newfag assuming the days of plenty were always thus!
We did not always have archives, faggot.

>>36487159
>>36487160
Today we have 3 fuggen archives, moe, foolz and sup/tg/
and frankly sup/tg/ suck compared to the new ones

>>36485764
Looks like a Multicultural Man of War.

>>36487190
>foolz
Isn't that gone now?

>>36487190
Foolz is dead, anon. Foolz dying is the entire reason moe exists.

>>36486487
Ave, Praefectus Classis Biggus Dickus

>>36487122
Some people still use suptg, newfag.

>>36486960
you need to include the original comic faggot.

>>36487254
I hear he ranks highly in Rome

>>36487190

Don't forget 4plebs, which also archives /tg/.

>>36487256
name one thing that suptg does better than the other archives

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Someone else can add/remove whatever. I ain't touchin' it again.

Never change, /tg/

>>36487303
Nothing. But people still use it.

>>36487285
he does

>>36487303

Record threads that were stored before the other archives existed.

>>36487138
Don't forget the Disney villain bullshit.

>>36485764
Alright alright, this joke has gone on quite too long. Enough of this silliness.

>>36487402
Hey everyone look! Sergeant Spoilsport showed up.

>>36487448
I suggest we ravish him before we give him sodomy and the lash. Rum after.

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>>36487402
You forgot your image macro

>>36487402
Banana boat.

>>36485764
I regret asking this.

>>36487461
Are we giving him the rum, or having it ourselves?

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This has been a wild ride, /tg/.

>>36487303
It'll give you links for every thread in a long-running quest on the same page.

>>36487523
I want to get off /tg/'s wild ride.

>>36487514
Well, that depends on how the sodomy goes.

>>36487514
Some for ourselves, some for him
Grab the rubber hose and the funnel would you?
>>36487513
I disagree, it might be the best thing you will ever post here

>>36487402
I know, this ship joke has sailed.

>>36487558
>quest

Into the trash it goes.

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>>36487590
Maybe, but I didn't really contribute much to it. This was /tg/'s doing.
I think pic related may be the best that I actually did.

>>36487600
>>36487572
>>36487514
I said stop it, stop it! This silliness is not permitted here! This is a place of serious discussion, I will not have you, lollygaggers, flit about with your acts of preposterous absurdity!

>>36487630
Should have included the original STEM faggot's posts.

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I made this, but its kinda empty.

>>36485808
>Three days later the heterosexual cruiser was recommissioned as a bisexual cruiser

>>36487692
You can probably remove the comic, it's mostly unnecessary.
>>36487690
Would that I were the one who screencapped it, anon.

>>36487692
>265 posts
>69 posters
It's just two or three guys samefagging

>>36487725
>remove the comic

then there is no context
btw I don't have time to mess with it now

>>36487757
It was at least 5. I was prolific though, I'm not going to lie.

>>36487757
And? It was still clever as shit.

>>36487757
Where you got those numbers?
And hey, 69 posters to 265 posts comes to about 3 posts the man. So it's still a fair number.

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>>36487757
>69 posters

>>36487757
The result was still wonderful. Makes me wish we didn't have that new poster-number.

>>36487757
How do you get 2 or 3 given the 69 posters number.

Presumably, many of those posters contributed to the bulk of the thread.

>>36487757
Someone is butthurt that he missed it.

>>36487811
Look in the lower right, we have a new number now

>>36487866
I don't think most people running 4chanX will be able to see it. I certainly can't.

>>36487880

I'm running 4chanX and it's right in the bar up top. 277 / 24 / 69 / 1

>>36485878
why is she struggling?

>>36488074
Because it's sexual assault.

>>36488292
>>36488074
The proper term is "struggle snuggle", thank you.

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Just the ships because they were funnier.

>>36488395
Could stand to be tightened up- lot of white space there- but good work.

>>36488395
I disagree.

>>36488395
9/10 screencap!

The only thing that would have made it better is if you kept the "/tg/ - Salty Seamen Swabbing Poopdecks"

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>>36488395
Another version with less white space. Also trimmed down the comic to what's needed to get the joke.

>>36488753

Left out man-on-man-of-war.

>>36487690
Being the one who did the screencap I would have prefered it included the original posts and possibly some of the responses. However, at the time I didn't have all that much time to spare as I had to go to bed by then.

>>36485764
SS Rugmunch

>>36488830
was "docking" the pay count as a naval pun?

>>36489106
>He doesn't know about docking.

Damn it, why didn't the comic make me laugh. I must have lost my funny bone

>>36489106
Nah, it's a pretty standard term.

>>36486487
Helmsman Hardon on deck!

>>36489004
Jesus, /tg/ really is pretty small huh?

Dammit I missed the thread

>>36489349
It does seem pretty small in comparison. Not that that's a bad thing, a greater concentration of quality.
>"quality"

>>36486487
Seaman Showers reporting

The ships in the comic are all just sexual orientations. A lot of the replies on here were things one sees in cartoony fetish porn that would be impractical in real life. This reflects poorly on you.

Y'all did much better with the crewmen.

>>36489607
>badwrongfun

Never change /tg/, you glorious bastards.

>>36489607
>cartoony fetish porn that would be impractical in real life
You have no idea.

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>>36485764
I love you all

>>36489607
But we did a terrible job with the crewmen. There wasn't even a single cockswain among them.

>>36489916
There were like 4 sexy boatswains though.

>>36489916
Richard Johnson, Cockswain here, sir! Sorry I'm late!

>>36490479
Fucking 10/10!

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>>36490479
>MFW got capped

THIS IS THE MOMENT!

>>36485764
A dick-girl dreadnought

>>36485764
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hermaphrodite_brig

>>36490479
YUSSSSSSS

>>36489106
and also a gay pun
>TRIPLE PUN!

>>36487135
it is yes but still sup/tg/ is more searchable

>>36487372
but the disney villan stuff is great

>>36487603
some people like quests anon get over it

>>36487685
no loligaging

i dont have the picture sadly

>>36490921
holy shit