Not sure if you noticed, but the "previous thread" links leads to number 6, not 7.

>>36667976
>[] help one of the humans
Oh this is going to be hilarious

>>36668087
crap
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36530986/
previouse thread

>>36668129
>"Humans, I hunger"
And THEN we help them. Maybe.

>>36668150
Awesome, thanks, I was pretty sure it was a slip-up but it's generally better to point these things out

>>36668150
Oh yeah also don't forget to post on twitter HM

>>36667976
>[] help one of the humans
>[] write in
Ask one of the humans where humans come from. Should make em do a spittake.

>>36668172
>>36668172
I did

>>36668172
He already did, his Twitter is how I got here.

>>36668253
Nevermind.

>>36668181
Add this to my vote (>>36668167) because of hilarity.

>>36668253
Huh odd.i think my twitter is pulling a fast one on me then.....

>>36668181
Then comes the same song and dance of
>What, you don't know?
>No.
>How have you been alive for this long without finding out!?
>I'm 4
>Four years old!?
>Months.

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>>36668332

>>36668332
I thought it was 2

>>36667976
>[] help one of the humans

>>36667976
[] enjoy the stream more

I should help one of the humans, they're taking to long with the task of raising the food. I stand up, my hair relighting as it leaves the water. I shake my head and stretch my limbs to make sure they still work as the bandages covering me flutter in the wind.

I decide to try and talk to the human who is always near the sheep first. The sheep begin to move slowly away from me as I approach. The human girl looks up at me

"Oh, hello" she says throwing some of bag into a strange metal thing, a mixture of grains and various plants filling it as she pulls it away "Need anything, I mean you just ate"

"I always hunger" I say as I lean against the fence around the sheep "do you need help tending to the dim witted creatures"

"No?" She says "I was just giving them some feed before I went back inside"

"Are you sure?" I ask "that one looks ill, in pain, it is a cruelty to let it live on so"

"Its fine" She says "and if you want food there should be some soup left over from breakfast". I get off the fence and walk over to the human pulling carrots from the ground and watering other crops.
he stares at me

"Don't eat the fucking carrots again" he says "we need those"

"You're fault for leaving them out" I say picking my teeth.

"That's the same ind of excuse my daughter would give" he says "so what do you want beast?"

"do you require aid in tending to the crops?" I ask "I will help if you need it"

"You actually want to work instead of just eating most of our food and lazing around?" he asks

"Yes" I say

"no thanks" he says "don't want you eating the crops"

"Well then" I say "I shall go back to lazing around as you put it to rest from the stinging pain I feel whenever I move, but first, answer this question of min, human"

"What?" He asks

"where do humans come from?" I ask

"Do you not know that?" He asks "how old are you exactly"

"as I am now or as I was?" I ask "and I know when two creatures of the opposite genders meet there will eventually be a child,
Cont

>>36668516
if there is a special building or perhaps nest where you create your spawn?"

"Why are you asking this?" He asks

"I need more humans" I say "The six of you is not sufficient"

"And what is that supposed to mean?" He asks

"to properly run this farm you need more humans" I say "as it stands most of the work falls upon one, but with a few more able bodies, the work would be spread out and get done faster"

"We get done fast enough" he says "You really are a child aren't you, terrifying"

"Yes and I can see in your eyes that you'd like to be able to laze around as I do" I say "so where do humans come from"

"you do realize it takes time, we don't just sprout from the ground" he says

"I have all the time in the world" I say "it means little to me"

"that explains why you're wasting mine" he says

What do I do?
[] ask more things
[] go in the house
[] Eat the carrots he has picked
[] go into the forest, maybe humans are there
[] write in

>>36668625
I can't help but love the "go into the forest" idea.

>"Hmm. The human isn't being very helpful, but I do need more humans. Well, I found these ones when I was wandering through the woods, maybe I should do that again!"

But I think I'm going to cast my vote with
[]go into the house because our food should have arrived by now. But first, maybe check up on our sister?

I just realized that an asbestos hair net would probably be a good investment at some point.

>>36668625
How far away can we open a maw? Can we eat a cloud? I want to eat a cloud.
>[x] go into the forest, maybe humans are there

>>36668686
Eh second

>>36668625
[] Eat the carrots he has picked
fuck you for not answering our questions, faggot.
Then, [] go into the forest, maybe humans are there

>>36668625
>>36668689
this, nothing will be safe from hunger

Well crap. I just remembered I have work in about eight hours and thus need to sleep. I shall return later, though, assuming this thread is still going in eight hours!

Maybe there humans in the forest, I mean I don't know where humans live outside of cities, but forests are filled with food and water sources, so there has to be at least a few of them in there, so I better start looking. I grab my things and head towards the gate.

I wrench my hands apart, falling into a maw that closes behind me. I fall through my stomach, the acid and fire filling my nose with there scents before I open another maw and fall outside of the wall surrounding the farm.

I dust myself off and walk into the forest, pushing aside brambles and burs

what do I go?
[] pond
[] look for smoke 1d20
[] look for tracks 1d20
[] begin shouting for humans
[]wander around
[] write in

>>36668875
pond. Animals gather around water, right?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>[] look for tracks 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36668875
>[] look for smoke 1d20

Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)

>>36668875
[] look for smoke 1d20
[] look for tracks 1d20

>9
>9
>9 11
Dice pls

>>36668875

>[] look for tracks 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36668875
[] look for smoke 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36668875
>>36669011

I search the ground for tracks, but find nothing that seem large enough to be human, or fit the shape for that matter. I still look around for an hour or two, enjoying my time walking through the forest as I do so.

What do I do?
[] keep looking
[] take a nap
[] go back
[] write in

>>36669149
Let's climb up a tree and take a nap. The forest feels comfy.

>>36669149
>>36669190
Might as well maybe nab a squirrel or bird or bee's nest for a snack.

>>36669149
>>36669190
>[] take a nap
Living the dream the lazy farmer wants

>>36669149
[] keep looking

>>36669190
>>36669209
>wanting to take a nap so that any wandering jackass can nick our sword

>>36669149
>[] go back
Maybe we can figure out how to make a human trap. What would be good human bait? Carrots?

>>36669228
>>36669209

so set up a trap with sword as bait? I'll change to that then

>>36669307
Fucking why. If it fucks up, that's sword gone.

I look at the sky, and then at a patch of grass. I mean, I really should rest, my wounds will heal better if I'm resting I think, I can find humans whenever I need to anyways.

I brush some leaves and sticks away from the grass and towards the tree it's near. I pull my sword close to myself as I curl up into a ball and close my eyes, listening to the sounds of life and the wind around me as I slowly begin to fall into a light slumber under the morning sun.

I awaken not long after, sword still clutched between my arms and legs. I stretch and pull my sword from the ground. The sun is still in the sky, and there are still no human tracks, but I'm feeling a bit better than I was before.
I scratch my head and begin walking in a circle as I try and make my legs wake up by moving them around

What do I do?
[] keep looking for humans 1d20
[] go back to f arm
[] explore
[] look for monsters 1d20
[] open hell door
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36669391
[] keep looking for humans 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36669391
[] explore
while exploran
[] look for monsters 1d20
[] keep looking for humans 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36669391
[] keep looking for humans 1d20
I'm giving it one more go and if we fuck up then I guess we're going back to the farm to fuck around in the stream.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36669391
>>36669434
Seconded

>>36668253
So, for the record, I didn't notice this was running til now either because my twitter is also failing to show your tweet in my feed. Going on your profile reveals it however

>>36669539
Huh. I just noticed it's not on my feed either. I was already in since the beginning though because I caught it in the catalog, so I guess it's no big for me at least.

>>36669569
The catalog was how I just found it. The Headmaster may well want to tweet again in the hopes it gets picked up this time

Woah. Long update, huh?

Or I guess it might just be computer kill.

I scratch my head, and keep walking through the forest, looking for humans I need to find a human, I need to find at least one

I find a cottage in the woods
What do I do
[] go into it
[] keep walki ng
[] go bacl
[]w rite in

Sorry for that

>>36670437
Knock on the door.

>>36670437
>knock on the cottage door

>>36670437
>[] go into it

Did you have a seizure or something?

>>36670437
I may have passed out a bit

>>36670437
>[]w rite in
Peek into it through a window. If there isn't a window, bore a hole through the side with spit on a finger.

>>36670437
knock knock

>>36670465
From lack of sleep hopefully rather than lack of something else..?

>>36670465
Did you accidentally mix up the chloroform rag with the sweat dabber?

>>36670437
>knock first

>>36670437
>>36670479
This.

I'm sorta picturing Raz kicking down the door like the koolaid man and mumblind (because jaw still wrapped up) "HELLO HAVE YOU HEARD THE GLORY OF FARMING POTATOES FOR ME?"

>>36670568
>mumblind
mumbling*

I walk through the clearing, I notice that there isn't much alive around it, barely any plants grow near it and the air is warm and heavy around it, carrying a foul stench of burning skin as I walk towards the misshapen building of stone with a thatch roof .

Its surrounded by withered and dry thorn bushes. I walk closer to it, and taste the familar taste of despair as I do so, I can hear humans groaning and moaning within the bounds of this place.

the door is a slab of wood, I can see inside, I see humans curing hides as well as smell a much more cocentrated version of the smell around the whole place

I knock on the door

it swings up open
he tall lanking things in a suit and top hat from the city appears in front of me

"And what do you want?" it asks sleepily

What do I do
[] some humans, care to spare some?
[] I hunger
[] Well you see I need a cup of sugar
[] your flesh
[] I dunno, I want a great many things
[] write in
Sorry for that btw

>>36670662
[] write in
"Everything, but I'll settle for some humans for now."

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>>36670662
>[] I hunger
>[] Well you see I need a cup of sugar
This is going to be glorious....

>>36670662
>[] some humans, care to spare some?

>>36670662
>[] some humans, care to spare some?

>>36670662
>[] Well you see I need a cup of sugar
>[] some humans, care to spare some?

>>36670662
I'm curious as to what exactly this thing is. And why it's torturing humans. Is it eating their pain? Trying to make demons? Some other thing?

Also where it got those humans would be a wonderful thing to know.

>>36670662
[] Well you see I need a cup of humans

>>36670744
It was carrying them in a bag during the sack of the city.

>>36670765
Oh right. Well I guess we can't really get more from where he got his, then.

"Oh you know, some humans, a cup of sugar" I say staring at the long and wet looking hair of the creature hanging down to its neck and its crooked tooth filled smile "a cup of humans"

"Well, I can't really spare any of anything" it says, its long pointed nose coming closer to me as it leans down and gets a closer look at me "at least not for anything in return a trade you see"

"what do you want?" I ask

"Oh there is not much not I want for " He says "what are you offering me"

"Can't you just give me a human or two?" I ask turning my head "I need some for work"

"So do I" he says "and I think I need them more than you do by far more"

"How do you know that?" I ask

"Because I am me and you are you" He says "as such it is more important for the humans to stay with me as I am me and as such they get work done for me instead of some thing that just barged in my door"

What do I say?
[]okay I'll give you some carrots or something
[] Want a saber
[] have a skull with some shiny rocks in it
[] your life?
[]write in

>>36670958
>[] your life?

>>36670958
Ask what he uses them for first then
[] your life?

>>36670958

[] your life?

>>36670958
[]okay I'll give you some carrots or something

>>36670958
>[] have a skull with some shiny rocks in it

>inb4 this thing is ridiculously powerful

>>36670958
>[]write in
No, I am me and you are you

>>36671042
Anon, what the fuck are you doing? That skull was a gift from the water demon. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>36670958
[]write in

I'm curious now what exactly those humans are doing for him.

"Your life?" I say "I have little patience for dealing with you or this place". it stares at me or rather my sword

"Are you serious?" it asks

"Depends on if I get a human" I say

"Well i suppose I could part with one or two as a gesture of good will" it says "I'm not a fighter after all, just a business man trying to make it for himself in the world"

"So is that a yes you're getting me humans?" I ask

"Fine" He says "two humans, but no more, and never tell any one of this"

"I won't" I say as I watch it lumber back inside and drag two humans tanning what looks like deer hide by their necks and putting them in a rather large sack

"Here" it says handing me the sack "Now begone unless you want a cup of tea and to discuss the day with me". I turn with out a word, dragging the struggling sack along the ground as I head back towards the farm, through the wood. It is actually quite difficult dragging two humans through bushes and brambles while also carrying around my overly large sword, but I manage to do it anyways and soon find myself in the clear, a slightly out of breath. I walk up to the gate to get in and knock on it three times

it flings open and I toss the humans in, the bag unfurling as I do so,
they looked really confused

What do I say
[] work
[] your're free
[] help the one with the carrots pick them
[] So, hows the weather
[] write in

>>36671327
[] help the one with the carrots pick them
Humans need direction

>>36671327

[] help the one with the carrots pick them
[] So, hows the weather

>>36671327
>Now begone unless you want a cup of tea and to discuss the day with me
Maybe later. Sounds like it could be neat.

>[] "So what was lanky hat man having you humans do, anyway?
Then after they answer and it's something horrifying, or if they don't answer at all
>[] "Well I'm sure you'd rather help those humans pick carrots. Or I could just eat you instead of the carrots."

>>36671327
>[] your're free to either work for me or be food for me
>[] help the one with the carrots pick them

Are you guys voting to have Raz go pick carrots or are you voting to order the new humans to go pick carrots?

>>36671440
Well the vote was for "What say?", so I assumed it she was telling them to go pick carrots.

>>36668253
Just randomly checked the catalog and happily saw this. For whatever reason that specific tweet isn't showing up in my feed either.

"Work to make me food or become food" I say

"W..what" one of them says

"Go help the human pick carrots"I say

"Where are we?" the other ask shielding its eyes from the sun

"Go help the human with the carrots" I say again

"Why shou...oh" one of them says noticing me "WellI guess we could do that couldn't we, uh come on lets just go do that, right now"


"Oh godammit" the human with the carrots say "Stop pulling them like that, you don't have to go so fastand who the fuck are you anyways". I stare at the humans frantically pulling carrots from the ground

I did a good thing today, But what do I do now, I mean these humans don't make food whenever I ask, and I don't have much else to do. I sit on the ground and begin to think as a cold and soft wind blows, causing my hair to dance back and forth along with it.

Maybe I should get more humans to help out, or I could just wait around until there is food. i could also go out and look for monsters or something else. I could also just talk with somebody.

I sigh and hold my head in my chin, my lower jaw still a bit loose

What do I do?
[] lay by the stream
[] go back out
[] talk to someone
[]go inside one of the buildings
[] write in

>>36671584
[] lay by the stream
Focus on healing.

>>36671584
>[] lay by the stream
Time to think....Totally not hoping for water demon nope nope not at all....

>>36671584
Ask newhumans what it was that sac man was doing with them?

Or we could go root around in some of the buildings, I guess, but they're probably full of boring stuff.

We could ask Maj what she did during those months, but she'd probably just say "Burned stuff!!!!"

We could go hunt monsters, but then the new humans might run off.

>>36671584
>[] lay by the stream

>>36671584
>[] lay by the stream

I walk over and sit down next to the stream with a sigh, may hair being put out as it flows into the water and hisses.

I got humans but they aren't making the food come any faster, maybe I should just eat them or demand food. I close my eyes as the pleasant coolness covers my scalp.

Really should be doing something, but I don't know what I want to do, its just to easy to lay down and close my eyes while kicking my feet up and down with out a worry in the world.

I sigh and run my hand through my wet non flaming hair, why is it so easy to just do nothing out here, I need to do things if I ever want to gain more power or get half breed back. Buts its so rewarding to just lay back and do nothing

this is maddening

What do I do?
[] wake up Majazal
[] continue laying down
[]Head out
[] write in

>>36671850
Fuck it.

>[] wake up Majazal
Time to go burn stuff.

>>36671850

>[] wake up Majazal

>>36671850
[] wake up Majazal

>>36671850
>[] wake up Majazal
>[]Head out
We are going to go eat/burn things or find humans.

>>36671850
>[]Head out

I sigh and sit up, I really should get something done more than getting a few new humans to work around the place. My hair roars to life as I slowly walk over to the torch containing my sister. I give it a shake and theres a hissing noise as a flamming clawed hand swipes at me from within it before vanishing back inside, replaced my Majazal glaring face

"Sister, we are going out" I say

""to burn things?" she asks

"Yes" I say

She shouts happily and tries to grab my arm as she runs out of the torch and through the gate, laughing happily as she runs off to go kill things. I run after her

"Oh don't rush ahead sister, wait for me" I sya as I try to follow her as she runs through the fields

"Well hurry up then you fleshie thing you" She giggles as she vanishes and reappears closer and father with each word she speaks "we have things to kill, you have to hurry up"

"I'm trying to " I say dragging my sword along through the ground, cutting a small gash into it as I run after my sister

"WELL TRY HARDER" She shouts appear next to me before appearing in front of me a few yards away

I sigh as I run after the rapidly appearing and disapearing wrath demon that is my sister. Where is she even going? is she just running in a direction hoping to run into something? that seems like the most likely thing she is doing actually?

What do I do
[] point her in a direction
[] hey want to avenge big sister? (go towards bat lady)
[] just keep following her
[] go back to the farm, she shouldn't cause to much trouble
[] write in

>>36672066
>[] just keep following her
Got to heal just a little bit more before we go after batty

>>36672066
>[] just keep following her
Need more healing first.

>>36672066
[] just keep following her

>>36672066
>[] just keep following her

I decide to just keep following the laughing blaze I call my sister as she runs through the fields with no direction our plan in mind as she charges ahead at nothing. I sling the sword over my shoulder and begin to run faster thhroigh the grass and flowers as Majazal runs ahead towards nothing at all.

I continue following. her until my chests begins to burn, I think we began running in circles at some point because I can see the farm.

"WHERE ARE THE THINGS TO BURN" She shouts burning the grass around her as she angrily shakes her fours arms in the air, clenching and unclenching her fists like she's strangling something that isn't there

"I imagine because they heard you screaming" I say

she looks like she's about to cry, her "mouth" quivering as her bodies flickers and shakes as her eyes close somewhat

What do I do?
[] get her something to burn
[] look for someone for her to burn
[] go into the farm
[] try and calm her down
[] write in

>>36672249
>APPLY HUGS QUICKLY!
>[] get her something to burn

>>36672249
>[] look for someone for her to burn
We'll take the lead this time.

>>36672300
but like, away from the farm
we don't want to burn the carrots

>>36672331
Yes. Definitely away from the farm.

>>36672249
[] look for someone for her to burn
[] try and calm her down

>>36672249
>>36672297
This.

>>36672249
Let her sit in your fire hair.

Hope headmaster is ok.

>>36673271
Well you see.There was a hit on him and Layla just so happened to accept it.....

>>36673294
Hope he remembered that summon Maria spell then.

>>36673340
Or a bag of catnip.
or a Maria doujin [\spoiler]

>>36673435
Starting to look like someone will have to summon Raz to save him.

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Anon who offered to make art for the quest here.

Hope you like disappointing artwork.

>>36673770
Oh god.
The face is legitimately terrifying.
I fucking love it.

>>36673770
It's a good start anon and far better than nothing thank you.

>>36673791
Wait, it's actually terrifying?

I thought it just looked silly when I drew it.

So it's not that awful?

>>36673822
Well it could use more work but I'll take anything this quest can get. Drawfags are always to be encouraged and it is a fairly scary face.

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>>36673770
I thought QM said she could pass as a human if nobody could see her eyes and if she didn't open her mouth. I was under the impression was was more human than demon looking, but then again, I am not a robot so my data analysis is not the best.

>>36672249
Poor sleepy Headmaster. If you don't come back hope you slept well lol

Should we keep this bumped?

>>36673857
Ok, I guess I can do some more art for this quest.

To be honest, since I started doing art for quest I've actually improved a lot, this is just my first artwork.

>>36673906
Cool, art is always welcome.

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Did Headmaster just fucking die, mid quest?

Unrelated, but would anyone be opposed to a Raz version of this?

>>36674111
Yes.

>>36674111
No frame of reference maybe describe whats going on?

>>36674236
I think it's a meme.

>>36674259
Meme that aren't self evident could use explaining. Where would Raz be in that picture?

>>36674236
Old /tg/ thing. Essentially death's an old crotchety no-nonsense skeleton who's tired of his job, and the afterlife is the sack he carries around.

No idea what he means by a Raz version, though.

>>36674236
It's one of the early chapters of Fables, which is basically "What if we put every fairy tale into one version and then put them all in new york?"

>>36674306
The skeleton would be Batmom and Raz would be telling her to get get in the maw.

Something like "Sickening saw! Get in the maw!"

>>36674323
Ah ok then.

>>36674330
Hmm could work. Go for it if you want.

SHIT FELL ASLEEP FUCK SO FUCKING SORRY
GODAMMIT GODAMMIT
is any one still around or did I fuck iup
shit shit shitI'll make it up to you guys some how

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>>36675305
Art Anon here.

You did sort of fuck up, but that's fine.

>>36675305
yo def still here

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>>36675305
Oh Headmaster, you're so adorable. I'm still around. You just sleepy or do you think you might be coming down with something?

>>36675305
Bout to go to sleep here, no sense pushing yourself so hard you get sick man.

>>36675545
>>36675571
Sorry but, I can't run today, I just feel too shit to now
>>36675588
>>36675588
Just tired
I'll run again thursday to make it up to you guys

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>>36675671
Whatever works for you man. Thanks for running and have a good night.

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>>36675671
Don't worry Headmaster, we can suffer for longer.