>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

"Nobody wants to bail out onto a mountain of ice."

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>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

We'll do this like those pilots in one of the Middle Eastern Wars!

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>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

Hey merc how much would a Nosferatu fandancer cost us with and/or without the ADMM pods?

>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

Just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

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>>36730248
>wanting a nosferatu
XFA-27 says hi.

>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
Never tell me the odds!
>>36730248
couple hundred thousand, at least.

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>>36730284

A fandancer is probably easier to acquire than an XFA-27. Not to mention only the fandancer gets the ADMM pods

>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
eff yeah.

>>36730330
In my opinion, ADMM's are just too flashy. I'm an Itano Circus fan myself, but I'd prefer a larger QAAM loadout, really.

Also, the XFA-27 was one of the first special planes I managed to purchase, so there.

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>>36730389
Hey, hey Mangafag.


How goes Super Sentai Witches?

>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

>>36730391
>ADMM
>To flashy

You realize that's kindof the point. It's a shock and awe weapon. If you can go solo against a flight of fighters and swat them with little to no effort it's going to seriously demoralize the enemy.

>>36730421
Got idea with what should i draw. I think i'll modify Jetman costume a bit.
....Unfortunately, Ghost gives me boner with them SEALs witches so i'll proceed with Maman, Spiegel and Tarin in Haven Troopers suit.
And i got idea for a guest star.

>>36730424
Well, maybe it's just me, but I guess if it's AC weapons I'd stick to QAAM's.


No hatin on your opinion though.

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>>36730468
>guest star

Ooh, is it Young as Kamen Rider Ichigo?

Also, is the drawfag who offered to make emblems around yet?

>>36730504
nope, but he is from MGS franchise too.

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>>36730100
"We'll stick to the canyon." You say. "I don't want to tangle with those Terminators unless we absolutely have to."

"Got it." Amy says. "Just be careful, it's gonna get tight.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36730533

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>36730533

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>36730533

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36730470
Don't get me wrong I like QAAM, but later on they loose appeal for me.

>>36730533

>>36730548
>>36730553
>>36730556
On the bright side, it's not like the Terminators are going to go after an ejected pilot, right?

>>36730548
>>36730553
>>36730556
... We're starting early with the dice humor, are we?

>>36730558
Eh, it's all good man.

>>36730531
Major Zero, or Raiden?

Welp, there goes that plane.

Now that you think about it, just how Customized is Pixy's plane?

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>>36730531
Crap, forgot my pic.

>>36730584
Just wait on Sunday *smile*

Oh dear.

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>>36730608
>Sunday
again, I blame work for the 4chan filters.

>>36730533
You try to follow Amy as best you can. Even though she wasn't used to the Eagle's flight characteristics, she did know the layout of the canyon, which meant she could at least reliably predict when to turn. You try to follow Amy as best you can, and despite her attempts to call out upcoming turns, you miss one and your entire plane shudders as your wingtip grinds against the canyon wall.

>-1hp
>9hp remains

"Valkyrie, are you all right?" Amy asks as you curse.

>I'm good. Keep going.
>Things are getting a bit too tight here. I'm pulling up.
>Other

>>36730504
Yo, Drawfag here. I was busy all week since finals but I have indeed been working on them. Amy's is almost done and im planning on doing Lillian's next!

>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.

"It's fine. Keep going buddy."

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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
Tis but a scratch.

>>36730724

>Things are getting a bit too tight here. I'm pulling up.

>>36730724
>>Other
Things are getting a bit too tight here, but i'll manage. Keep going.

>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730595
Probably has a hidden porno stash or something somewhere. Then Karla accidentally finds a decade old porno mag.

>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
gogogo

>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

Hopefully we won't fail the next one.

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>>36730738
Cool.

Anyway, you were the one on twitter with the Persona profile pic, right? I tried contacting you for art suggestions, and I was wondering if you caught them.

>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730773
and some pages are sticky. Not because glue.
brain bleach over there if you need it.

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>>36730785
>Hopefully we won't fail the next one.
Provided Based Armchair rolls, we'll be good.

>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730790
Yep thats me. I think I missed it so just tell me at the end of the thread or something like that and ill look into it!

>>36730826
you know that falls into 'tempting god of dice' category, don't you?

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>>36730842
Well then!
>Requesting an emblem based on the Shuffle Alliance crests, and, if you can, an anagram of Karla Weiss that has a style like Amuro Ray's
>also, maybe any of Bravo Flight as a P3P character?

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>>36730853
And that is precisely what we need right now, of course.

Unless someone makes an offering to the Dice God of the East, Lady Remi, that is...

>>36730724
"I'm good. Keep going." You say. "It's just a scratch. Nothing serious."

However, you have the feeling you were going to have some very angry museum staff after you head if you survived this.

"A-all right." Amy says. "Just a couple more turns, but up ahead, you're going to need to go-"

Suddenly, there's an explosion overhead. You quickly check your mirrors to see a rain of loose rock tumbling down.

"What the hell was that!" Amy yells as another explosion echoes through the canyon.

"Those bastards are shooting at the canyon. Trying to flush us out." You scowl.

>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
>Other

>>36730913
Didn't you see those 7s? Papa Nurgle's taken over Dice Duty for today.
>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Don't wanna crash into the canyon wall

>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.

>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
They're trying to freak us out so we'll pancake on the canyon walls.

If we're already having trouble flying, speeding up isn't a good idea.

>>36730952

>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730826
And here comes the pressure.
>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
So aside we are not cleared yet to engage these Terminators, what held us to paste these clowns?

>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Speed is good and all, but a big buck like the Eagle, how good in turning it may be, will still be in a wreck if we fly too fast.

Also, the theme for the thread.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1CNkRmHQI

>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.

>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.

>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.

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>>36730978
We'll need to offer fluff then.

>>36731000
HAHA TIME FOR THE SNOW

>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Don't fall for their mindgames. Stay cool.

>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.

>>36730952
>>36731003
>Changing to maintain speed.

Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d10)

>>36730952
"Maintain speed. They're just trying to spook us." You assure Amy. "What's up ahead?"

"A really nasty S-curve. The middle turn is a real bitch."

"Wonderful." You groan as more bomb strikes impact up above.

>roll 1d10. (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>36731262

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>36731262


Time for us to Dance with the Angels!

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>36731262

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36731262

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>36731262

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>>36731272
>>36731279
>>36731289
>>36731292
... Are the dice gods serious or...?

>not voting to attain ludicrous speeds during canyon/tunnel runs

But that's the best part!

>>36731289
Awesome rolling, anon!

>>36731279
The angels aren't in the mood

>>36731279
Dance with the Angels was pretty damn stupid line anyways.

>>36731279
Even the dice gods hate AC6

>>36731335
>>36731279
Seconded. Stick to the PS lines, Commander.

>>36731345
Hey AC6 had great gameplay, scale, and graphics (in the air). Just you know, everything else was a bit hit or miss.

>>36731349
AC4 didn't really have anything worth noting, IMO
AC5...."MUH PEACE!!!"
AC0 had all the good ones.

>>36731335
Leave that line for Lara, she's Emmerian and would fit her better.

>>36731379
AC4 had SkyEye, and everything he said was sweet honey to my ears.

>>36731379
Eh, gotta be honest, I'd put 5 over 0, personally. 0 didn't really capture the epic scope 5 did, I feel.

>>36731377
Oh, I agree. It's fun to play, but the way they execute the story is pretty...eh. Talisman and Shamrock feel like side characters in their own game. THAT FUCKING LINE doesn't help matters.

>>36731379
>>36731420
If we're going by AWACS though, Oka Nieba is still top-tier.

>>36731420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxVsUW528I#t=37s

>>36731420
Chopper develop fetish for Thunderhead's voice though.

>>36731377
IMO, AC6 was the most refined in terms of gameplay, the sub-missions and competent allies made me feel like I was actually part of an air force, and not like some kind of airborne janitor. If only it had more missions and planes to use (Su-33 but no 27s or terminators? Really?), it wouldn't be treated like the red-headed stepchild of the franchise.

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>>36731262
Fuck, Amy wasn't kidding when she said this turn was a bitch. It was too sharp to yaw through, so you had to angle your Eagle perpendicular to the ground and try to negotiate the turn that way. Now was one of those times you wish you had a fancy thrust vectored bird.

And the fact those damn Terminators were still trying to bomb you was NOT HELPING AT ALL. Thankfully, their fire wasn't very accurate, often overshooting or just coming up short of your position. Finally, the canyon begins straightening out.

"Bravo Four, do you read?" Samantha's voice finally buzzes in. "What's your status."

"Still alive." You grunt. "Well, any updates?"

"Bravo One and Two have taken off and should be there in thirty seconds. Ustio's defense ministry has given us the greenlight to engage any and all unidentified craft in your sector."

"FINALLY." You grunt.

"Valkyrie, we've got a problem." Amy butts in ."The canyon widens up just ahead for a bit, so if the Terminators want to hit us, that's where they'll do it. If we speed up, we might be able to reach the other end in time..."

>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
>Engage the Terminators.
>Other

>>36731545
Cut the chatter MF!

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>>36731507
>Heroes really do exist
AND ONE DAY HE'LL COME BACK AND WE'LL BE AT HIS WING, ALONGSIDE LEGENDS OF OLD.

>>36731551
>Airborne Janitor
>*cough* Assault Horizon *cough*

>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
"Lets take care of them..."

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

We started this goddamn canyon run and we're going to finish it.

>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
LETS SATISFY THE BLOOD GOD!

>>36731572
Ahhhh, i missed that sweet voice.

>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.

>>36731567

>Engage the Terminators.

>>36731567
>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

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>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
SKIES ARE CLEAR, GREEN LIGHT ON GALM, GO!

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
No point in putting ourselves at an even greater disadvantage. We're done running.

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

"Punch it!"

>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
Time for the hunter to become the hunted.

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators

Its time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGuwJPepxFc

>>36731625
>Punch it!

But we're not a GLA Quad Cannon bro.

inb4 Real Cipher comes out and splashed these clowns as we about to engage them

>>36731664
I'm wondering if Pixy was watching the airshow on tv before this happened.

>>36731664
It would be a good reenactment, they didn't last very long when I played the first time.

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>>36731664
That would work if Cipher wasn't on another mission with the Blazing Unicorn Shin Kazama though.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
We're tired of this running away bullshit.

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

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>>36731567
"Amy, let's engage those bastards." You say.

"Um, you sure about that?" Amy gulps. "I'm pretty sure you know this point that I'm, er, not much of dogfighter."

You're not sure why, Amy just sounds... different. Her voice lacked that usual self-confidence and bravado that she usually displayed. Maybe flying an A-10 really did something for her? Or maybe this was one of those few times where she felt genuinely vulnerable. Couldn't blame her, really. Even in an Eagle, you knew Terminators would be a tough foe to beat.

>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
>Other

>>36731707
or a mysterious Flanker in tiger stripes come instead. It fly on our side for a while before zooming out and disappear

>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.

>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.

>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
"Buddy"

>>36731815
>>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.

>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
We can do this Amy!

>>36731815
>>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
...i don't like how it sound. Better play it safe.

>>36731839
Yes this.

>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.

>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine, Buddy.

>>36731815

>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.

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>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
Time to lend some buff skills to our groundpounder little sister!

>>36731816
He's still rearming I bet

>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.

>>36731815
>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
She knows her abilities better than we do. And we only really need to solo them for half a minute or so before help arrives.

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>>36731815
"Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine." You say. "Stick close and we'll make it through this."

"R-roger." Amy says as she throttles down a bit to let you take the lead. "How are we gonna do this?"

>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
>Attack them head on together.
>Use Amy as the bait.
>Other

>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

>>36732027
>>Attack them head on together.
Jolly Cooperation!

>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

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>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
SHAKE TAIL FEATHERS FOR MAXIMUM TROLLING

>>36732027
>Use Amy as the bait.

>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
"I line em up, you knock them down Galm 1"

>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

>>36731815
>>Other

"Do you want me to protect you, amy? You may not be much of a dogfighter, but you really know how to make the girls dance. I've seen you line up attack runs in your warthog. You have really good spatial awareness and are am amazing pilot, amy. Fly defensively, draw the terminators out, and I'll hit slap out of the skies from behind. "

"ready girl? BREAK!"

>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
We're used to this kind of furball stuff. Amy can at least aim, otherwise she wouldn't pilot A-10's

Drawfag again. Yo Merc, hope to not interrupt you to much but I sent a 95% done Amy Emblem for final approval to you over twitter, just in case you didn't see it!

Also
>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

>>36732056
>You have really good spatial awareness
So Amy is a Mu La Flaga?

>>36732027
>>Attack them head on together.
Amy just said she wasn't good at dogfighting, so I don't think bait would be effective either way.

>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.

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>>36732072
Also, man, just check
>http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Shuffle_Alliance
for the references.

>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

Use amy as the bait. She's scared, just let her focus on flying

Also make lesbian-innuendo jokes about who's covering who's butt here.

She's very clearly scared of the enemy planes, but if she's scrambling to protect US it'll only make her MORE jittery because feelings - she's scared we'll lose the engagement which means losing karla.

Having her be the bait avoids that, and lets her concentrate on flying-for-not-dying, while also making her heart soar putting on a show for us.

This is one of those moments where we need to read our wingmate and use their personality to its best effect.

>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

Its mean, but >>36732133 is right

changing >>36732068
to>>36732133
cause that actually makes a lot of sense.

>>36732133
Can't argue with that.

>Use Amy as the bait.

>>36732133
I dunno, sending her into gun range against 2 super-maneuverable fighters with thrust vectoring when she can barely handle her F-15 seems like a bad idea.

>>36732129
Cool thanks!

Also I agree with >>36732133

So I'm changing
>>36732072
to
>>36732133

>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

>>36732133 Has it right

>>36732201
Also, just in case you still can...
> if you can, an anagram of Karla Weiss that has a style like Amuro Ray's
>also, maybe any of Bravo Flight as a P3P character?

>>36732133
This is a terrible idea. She's unfamiliar with the F-15 and it's controls. Sending her into the gun sights of these guys is risking her life far more than the risk we would take if we played the bait.

>>36732255
This.
There is time for innuendo but now is not the time.
inb4 Amy is our PJ

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>>36732196

You beat that with Trust Vectoring.

It don't matter how fancy them fighters are if they're straight -lineing for a gunrun.

In this situation, you want the pilot with the highest change of killshots to have the best maneuvering to pull it off.. and that means karla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko

also just gonna leave this here

>>36732236
Possibly! No promises as I'm buried in a crapload of other requests, but I do love me some Persona so a P3P version of Bravo Flight isn't exactly out of the question! Do you mean as in the artstyle, a talk sprite, or them in a gekkoukan outfit?

Also should I just give myself a name for the sake of being able to answer questions and stuff without letting you guys know it's me? Like Pixelfag something?

>>36732290
>Also should I just give myself a name for the sake of being able to answer questions and stuff without letting you guys know it's me? Like Pixelfag something?
why not.

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>>36732290
It's up to you boss. Although Aigis as Karla or Amy cuddling Koromaru doesn't sound like a bad idea...

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>>36732211
>>36732201
>>36732192
>>36732180
>>36732174
>>36732149

Aww, thanks guys. I didn't expect to get so much support! thanks for making a poster feel special.

>>36732027
Okay, there's a bit of discussion confusing vote changing going on, so one more vote.

>Be the bait.
>Use Amy as bait.

>>36732364
>Be the bait.

>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.

TIME TO SWITCH VOTE

>>36732364
>Be the bait.

>>36732364
>>Be the bait.

>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.

>>36732364
>Be the bait.

>>36732282
You're still putting a pilot unfamiliar with her plane straight in the gun sights of these super maneuverable planes. Amy is better equipped to shoot them down if we're distracting them than survive them if she is the bait.

>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.

>>36732364
>>Be the bait.

>>36732364
>>Be the bait.

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>>36732364
>Be the bait.

>>36732255
>This is a terrible idea. She's unfamiliar with the F-15 and it's controls

Its an even worse idea to trust her with -weapons- she's not familiar with.

She's a ground-attack-champ.

At least pilot skills stay the same between planes.

gotta use that statline where its best, anon

>>36732364
>>Be the bait.

>>36732436
Missiles are missiles mate.

Get lock, fire, and move on.

>>36732364

>Be the bait.

And I'd prefer we didn't use any stupid innuendo while we're fighting for our lives here.

>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.

>>36732436
She still blows targets out of the sky with that A-10 of hers, somehow. As I said here>>36732414
she's more likely to shoot one of these guys down than to survive being bait in her current state.

>>36732414
>Amy is better equipped to shoot them down if we're distracting them than survive them if she is the bait.

This applies equally to the weapons though.

Inb4 she whiffs all her missile locks and its 2v2 n-e-way

>>36732364
>Be the bait.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>36732364
1: Be the bait.
2: Use Amy as bait.

Its going to come down to roll anyways

>>36732465
Still better than putting her out there in plane she barely knows how to fly. And at the very least. We bought time for back up to get here. The real fighters with more weapons than us.

>>36732465
Enough to buy us some time until Lara and co coming.

>>36732482
THE DICE GOD HATH SPOKEN!

>>36732463
>You're not sure why, Amy just sounds... different. Her voice lacked that usual self-confidence and bravado that she usually displayed. Maybe flying an A-10 really did something for her? Or maybe this was one of those few times where she felt genuinely vulnerable.

... yup. death flag raised. context clues and all that.

Way to put the panicking pilot into a stressful situation guys.

Lets put it this way: If we're the one taking the shots, we have the snow. Chooser of the slain and all that.

>>36732492
>>36732489
>>36732465
>>36732463
>>36732451

everyone's missing the point, though.

We aren't getting cash for kills if we let the teammates have it.

>>36732558
You know what's better than that? Everyone getting out alive so shut up about the cash.

>>36732558
And risking our mate for cash is okay? Our mates that already show signs of distress?

>>36732558
Doesn't concern me one bit.

There's not really any upside to using Amy as bait. If Amy fucks her shots up with us as the bait, the worst that happens is she draws heat on herself and it's no different from starting out with her as bait.

We're better at maneuvering which means we can stall for reinforcements longer than if we send Amy out into the meat grinder. We took on an F-22 in an F-4, I'm pretty sure we can handle two Su-37s in what is canonically one of the fastest jets in the series.

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Rolled 7, 3, 4 = 14 (3d10)

>>36732364
"All right, Magnet, listen very closely." You say as you look at the two orbiting Terminators. "I'm going to do a powerclimb out of the canyon to draw their attention. You delay for a few seconds and wait for them to come after me. Then you pop out of the canyon and hit them from behind. Got it?"

"Are you sure?" Amy asks.

"Hey, YOU got the easy job." You grunt. "I'M the one who's life is on the line here. I'm putting a lot of trust into you for this."

"R-right." Amy gulps. "I won't let you down."

"Good. Remember. Point and shoot. It's that simple." You say.

"Y-yeah."

You take a deep breath, and then orient your nose up and throttle up to full power. Your engines roar as they fight gravity, pushing your Eagle higher and higher.

Meanwhile your radar warnings scream as the two Terminators begin homing on your position.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower to succeed.)
>Also rolling for Amy's shooting.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>36732655

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>36732655

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>36732655
Here comes the snow!

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>36732655

>>36732666
Based Armchair

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36732655
SCREW THIS, SHOOT EVERYTHING

>>36732558
Knight Ace style mang

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>36732655
>>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower to succeed.)

BRING ON THE ASGARD!

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>>36732671

Rolled 4, 2, 1, 8, 1, 4 = 20 (6d10)

>>36732655
Rolling for the Terminators...

>>36732671
Aw dammit, now I kinda wished I didn't roll.....But then again, a 2nd place is better than nothing...

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>>36732666
THE SNOW COMES FOR US ALL

>>36732666
Thank you Commander. And why the fuck do the dice gods love the snow so much?
>>36732671
Too late...

>>36732695
Fuck your ones.

>>36732695

.... those terminators must be snow-powered killing machines!

>>36732712
Tis the season. Also why would anyone that isn't invading Russia not love the snow?

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>>36732726
>>36732731
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
YOU BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA PIXY IS COMING TO TOWN

>>36732695

IN YUKTOBANIA, SNOWS COMES YOU

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>>36732716
IMMA DICE GOD IMMA DO WHAT I WANT
ALL THOSE ONES JUST GET YOU A TAUNT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROLL-OFF I'VE EVER LOST
RIPPING UP CHARACTER SHEETS, IT FEELS SO SWELL
WHETHER I'LL LET YOU WIN
ONLY TIIIMEE WILL TELLLLLL

>>36732695
Fuck man, are Cipher and Pixy in those terminators?

What happens when the OTHER wing of Pixy's F-15 gets blown off? Do we fly back to base?

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>>36732655
You hoped that your powerclimb would be sudden enough that the Terminators wouldn't be able to get a lock on you, but you scowl when your missile warning screams and your radar tags two missiles on your tail.

"Fuck fuck fuck." You grunt. Your mind races as the world slows down, your brain going into overdrive. You have two options that you can see. One, you could keep climbing till the very last second and deliberately stall your plane. The missiles wouldn't be able to keep up with the maneuver, it and it would just be a matter of regaining control before you hit the ground or get picked off by the Terminators.

The second, and decidedly more insane, option was to flip over now and try to intercept both missiles before they could hit you. They had to fight gravity, slowing them down. You'd have a fair, though still slim, shot. But if you pull it off, you'll be in a good position to respond to any other moves the Terminators make.

>Dodge the missiles.
>Shoot the missiles.
>Other

>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.

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>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.
Screw this, we're UN War-era Roy Focker now.
SHOOT ALL THE MISSILES!

>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles

Because it's the not totally rediculous option.

>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732829
The curator won't amused, that for sure.

>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.

Go bold or go home

>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
I feel safer with this option than stalling our plane in the middle of a dog fight.

>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles

>>36732829
Then it'll be called DOUBLE WING PIXY WITH RANCH DRESSING

>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.

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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
>>Other

Pop flares. pull a cobra to move our engine exhaust away from the IR-seekers, throttle the engines down for just a bare moment while the flares disperrse - touch and go - pop chaff to break up our radar signature as we re-maneuver into facing the missiles head-on.

>>36732884
muh riggah!

>>36732886
>stalling our plane in the middle of a dog fight.
stalling our plane in the middle of a -canyon- that will eat it for lunch without engine power.

>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.
That just sounds too badass to ignore.

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Alright let's try myself with a name, man this feels weird. Here's Amy's emblem completed.

1/5 Emblems to go!

Also working on another little bonus something, hopefully I can get it done before the thread ends.

>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
We Ace Combat now.

>>36732937
You realize we're in an F-15, right?

>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
Eh fuck it, might as well be bold.

It'll probably be just be a difference of rolling under a 5 or a 4.

>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.

>>36732830
>Shoot the missles

>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.

>>36732937
Check out this dogfighter! Supporting this in addition to my vote here>>36732886

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>>36732948
>BZZZT BZZZT
Ahw man that looks pretty cool.

>>36732937
Is that a fullback?

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>>36732282
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko [Embed]
>also just gonna leave this here

.... holy fuck my sides. Underrated post right here.

>>36733000
Looks like a Su-30 to me bro.

>>36733022
My skill at ID'ing planes does not extend well into the jet age.

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>>36733017
Murrica, YEEHAW!!

>>36733050
Don't worry man, I'm not too good ID'ing the Su-27/30/35/37 series myself. Even if one of those has a distinguishing pair of canards.

>>36733017
Dos Gringos is hilarious. A couple of pilots made a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBfkbO0JuU8

>>36733017
Dos Gringos are relevant for every thread. I have a feeling that something like this is going through Amy's head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=335GdTqtyLs

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>>36732985
>>36733000

the main difference between this maneuver and what we should do is they continue on a straight path ahead. What we want to do is power-out into a corkscrew turn at the peak of the maneuver, in order to fly back the way we were coming from.

...it also may involve a roll and flying upsidown at a moment, which also makes the maneuver even more badass, because meeting terminators head-on upsidown, while shooting their missiles down just says WELCOME TO THE FESTIVAL BITCHES like no other.

>>36733060
i uh got your merica right here broski

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>>36732830
Well, if you were going to do something crazy, you might as well all the fucking way. You hit your elevators and execute at midair flip, your stomach lurching as g-forces throw your internal organs all over the inside of your body. Your HUD then tags the 2 incoming missiles.

You got one shot at this and thumb off safeties for guns and missiles.

>Roll 3d10 (-1 to AtA and GUN due to small target)

Rolled 2, 6, 2 = 10 (3d10)

>>36733119

Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7 (3d10)

>>36733119

La la la la~
Listen to our BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!!

Rolled 8, 8, 8 = 24 (3d10)

>>36733119
COME ON

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>>36732937

>thrust vectoring
>In an F15

Oh how I wish we had a Raptor, though. Or an X-32.

Rolled 2, 2, 9 = 13 (3d10)

>>36733119

Rolled 10, 4, 10 = 24 (3d10)

>>36733119
>>Roll 3d10 (-1 to AtA and GUN due to small target)

HERE COMES THE SNOOOOOOOOW

Rolled 5, 7, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>36733119

>>36733119

HERE COMES THE SNOW

Rolled 9, 2, 9 = 20 (3d10)

>>36733119

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Rolled 9, 1, 2 + 1 = 13 (3d10 + 1)

>>36733119
COME ONNN!!!

>>36733098
I GOT SOME MORE

>>36733132
Okay....Confirmed. Use PS2 Trilogy Ace Combat Quotes.....

>>36733137
This is why Armchair does it.

>>36733137
The snow does not come with you, anon.

>>36733082
27 and 35S do not have canards. 30 does depending on precise version (I think), tech demonstrator 35 and 37 do.

37 and I think 35S have thrust vectoring.

>>36733088
http://youtu.be/2bqx2wIQtKo

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>>36733132
HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>36733137
That's some great snow there.

>>36733133
And you. Clearly Khorne likes you. Too bad we roll low here.

Rolled 8, 3, 7 = 18 (3d10)

>>36733119
let see if God Dice taunt on me now...

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>>36733137
... i'm just.. gonna recuse myself from rolling.

>>36733157
The snow came. It didn't get any on the dice where it should have, though....

>>36733145
.... i love how i recognized what that was from the thumbnail.

RIIIIIIIIIICHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

>>36733088
You know that the song ends praising the F-16 over everything else?

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>>36733197
BURNING. AMERICAN. JUSTICE!!!!
>>36733167
Like I said, the later Sukhois are too difficult for me to pinpoint.

>>36733244
And all of the damn Gen 5 fighters look the same.

>Dos Gringos
Is that kinda like Sabaton, except more 'Murican?

>>36733272
They aren't 5th gens. They're 4, maybe 4.5.

>>36733272
I yearn for the day that ugly fighters make a comeback, where stealth is given as a secondary priority. Which will never happen....

>>36733279
Nah. It's less "War is fucking AWESOME" and more "Being a fighter pilot is fucking AWESOME"

You know, in between the songs about 12 inch dicks and vibrators.

>>36733279
They're a couple pilots who made a band.

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>>36733279
More like Sabaton with more MURRICA and humor.
>>36733272
All in the name of STEALTH, man.
>insert sarcasm here

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>>36733279

Dos Gringos is what happens when you take a couple musically inclined Air Force pilots, give them a guitar and a harmonica, and have them write songs about how much it rocks to be a fucking pilot, great wingmen, and alcohol.

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>>36733317
Relevant.

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>>36733119
You press down on the trigger, releasing a pair of missiles and swarm of bullets at the incoming missiles, and, surprisingly enough, manage to destroy both of them. You're not sure if the missiles or the guns did the job, but you're just glad you're still alive.

"I got one of those motherfuckers!" Amy says cheerfully, her usual bravado starting to bleed back in.

Sure enough, you check your radar and see that there's only three of you in the sky now.

"Don't get cocky, buddy. There's still one left." You grunt as you try to get a read on everybody's positions.

Amy was right below you, while the other Terminator looked to be heading away to come around for another pass. That was odd, since he was outnumbered-

Suddenly, your radar starts registering more pings as six Flankers crest the mountain range behind the Terminator.

Motherfucker.

"YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!" You hear a very loud and familiar voice whoop over the radio. You see Lara's Eagle and Lilian's Typhoon dive down from the sky, splashing one of the Flankers and scattering the rest.

"We got things handled here, you two head on home!" Lara says.

>Retreat with Amy.
>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
>Other

>>36733331
>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
>>36733303
It'll happen in the future, when sensors sense so supremely such that stealth is subjugated.

>>36733321
Such a lewd shot. Did she consent to that?

>>36733331
>>Retreat with Amy.
Yeah, we're kinda piloting a priceless relic from the Belkan War.

>>36733331
>>Retreat with Amy.
Who know there is another straggler around here?

>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.
Let's not leave a 2 on 6. 4 on 6 is much more fair. Also good confidence boosting.

>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.

>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
We're cipher and pixy! we don't go home until the big bell rings!

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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
HELL NAW, AMIGO. If camera crews are rollin, we better give em an airshow!!!

>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.

>>36733331
>>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
She's done her part now she can bug out.

>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
Like we're going to leave the rest of the wing behind.

>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.

>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.

Here's a good chance for her to learn not to suck so bad.

>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.

>>36733327
Again, the F-35 that looks like Anzu.

>>36733406
... hatesex?

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>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.

Time to get stuck in!

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>>36733279
>Is that kinda like Sabaton, except more 'Murican?

Its more like the intersection between 'guitar comic' and 'jetplanes bestplanes' and 'folk-filking about air combat'.

If you like shit like Dawson's Christian and The Ghost of Carmen Miranda, its kind of like that, except with more fighter jock humor.

and a surprisingly good amount of technical lingo thrown in there.

If you're not embarraseed by how much of this you get when listening to them jam about shit-talking the awacs(going in for guns) and leaving the jammer-pod on (i'm a pilot) then you're not enjoying the full dos gringos experience.

that being said they're fucking hilarious to the average layman too.

>>36733321
>Dos Gringos is what happens when you take a couple musically inclined Air Force pilots, give them a guitar and a harmonica, and have them write songs about how much it rocks to be a fucking pilot, great wingmen, and alcohol.

.... speaking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqDE76JjK7o

>>36733423
Hatesex.

I'm still kinda pissed off over that.

>>36733423
You know you would.

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>>36733423
>>36733450
>>36733454
I was wondering when someone would bring this up.

Finally found the song that was played in AC4's "story segments".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taFnhVz4Rw

>>36733454
>>36733450
>>36733423
What are you talking about? I do get the part about the F-35 looking like Anzu (even though she kinda looks more like a twintailed Komari from NonNon Biyori), but not the hatesex part.

>>36733423
>>36733450
>>36733454
>>36733483
I feel like I'm out of the loop here.

>>36733483
Akebi still best girl.

But enough of that, we got Flankers to kill.

>>36733483
Blackjackand GuPQ RIP, we'll miss you dearly

>>36733331
>>Other

"Fraggin galm" we fake-gripe "late to the show and stealing all the glory anyway. "

Other>

Stay and help. Climb for the skies and turn our radar to maximum.

This is undoubtedly a feint to test air defenses during a national holiday.... but you just don't send fighters without a plan or support or a ground team or something.

Keep an eye out for shipping that STOL fighters could use as a q-ship homebase, or choppers trying to sneak into the mainland under the radar line while fighters are too busy being distracted by dogfighting feints.

Tldr; Patrol to make sure enemy reinforcements aren't on the way, then engage flankers.

DEM KILLS. WANT THAT TOMCAT

>>36733502
>>36733503
Something from Girls Und Panzer Quest, basically anon took to Anzu's scheming badly and declared hatesex more or less.

>>36733519
wait what?