>>36843837
>I can’t believe you’d just like, make a fucking joke about the pool thing.

>>36843837
>You’re an idiot.
>Look, forget it. I just…. It’s cool, whatever.
>You’re lucky I like dances.

>>36843837
>Look, forget it. I just…. It’s cool, whatever, you didn't know.
>You’re lucky I like dances.

>>36843837
>You’re an idiot.

>>36843837
>>You’re an idiot.
>>You’re lucky I like dances.

>>36843837
>Look, forget it. I just…. It’s cool, whatever.
>Other?
"Look, I'll maybe take up up on your offer to teach me to swim, but if you breathe a single word of it to anyone...."

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>MFW surprise Hellborn thread

>>36843837
>Look, forget it. I just…. It’s cool, whatever.
>You’re lucky I like dances.

It was the kind of joke Sierra would make.

>>36843837
>Look, forget it. I just…. It’s cool, whatever.

>>36843837
>>That better have not been your real present.

>>36843837
>So when do lessons start?

>>36843837
>I can’t believe you’d just like, make a fucking joke about the pool thing.

>>36843837
>>You’re lucky I like dances.
>>That better have not been your real present.
>>You’re an idiot.
>>I can’t believe you’d just like, make a fucking joke about the pool thing.

“You’re such an idiot,” you mutter.

Baron scratches the back of his head. “About that. I talked to Ro and -”

“Look,” you say, cutting him off, “it’s just, like… it’s whatever. We’re cool.” If your positions were switched, this is exactly the kind of crap you’d pull.

So. Even though you’re still angry, but you’re not really sure if you’re mad at Baron. You’re not really sure who you’re mad at, actually. You just are. You know, mad.

“You’re just lucky I like dances. And going to dances,” you add, keeping the promise of anger in your voice.

“Okay,” Baron says, seeming more positive. “But just so you know, I’m sorry about… you know. I wasn’t really thinking about it.”

“Let’s stop talking about this,” you say.

“One more thing on the subject? If I may?”

“Whatever.”

“After I found out what Vikrama was getting you, my present seemed kind of lame. The whole coupon thing was just a cover for the cameras. This is the real present,” he says, producing a festively colored gift bag from behind his back. He hands it to you, and you take it.

Huh. You thought it was weird how he was always keeping a hand behind his back all the time. He’d been going through some lengths to keep this concealed. But enough of that, you have something that escaped the opening queue for presents. It must be rectified immediately.

You pull out the contents of the bag. It’s a case with both the Hellboy movies, with a big bar of chocolate taped thoughtlessly to the back. Well, not thoughtlessly, really. It’s actually taped in a clever was so as to seem thoughtless. It’s rather well secured to its present position.

Baron watches you for a reaction. “I didn’t really have a perfect idea for a present,” he confesses, “so instead I went with quantity. Two out of three’s not too bad, is it?”

“Hey kids, elevator’s here!” Cassandra calls out, beckoning to you. Everybody else is already filing in.

>Yeah, not bad. D+ is still passing.
>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)
>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.
>Eh. The third was just unlucky.
>So… I can cash the coupon thing in anytime, right? Or is there like, a time limit or a five dollar minimum purchase or something?
>Other (?)

>>36844812
>>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)
>>Consume chocolate.
>>>Offer Baron a piece.


>Hellboy
HE KNOWS
HE KNOOOOOOOOWWWWS

>>36844812
>>Consume chocolate.
>>>Offer Baron a piece.
Just smile

>>36844812
>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.
>So… I can cash the coupon thing in anytime, right? Or is there like, a time limit or a five dollar minimum purchase or something?
Sierra in a swimsuit, yes please.

>>36844812
>Yeah, not bad. D+ is still passing.
>Thanks.

>>36844812
>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)
With a wry smile.
>So… I can cash the coupon thing in anytime, right? Or is there like, a time limit or a five dollar minimum purchase or something?
"I've decided on your punishment for your well meaning but tasteless gift. You're going to teach me to swim... whether you want to or not."
>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.

>>36844812
>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)
>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.

>>36844812
>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.
>Other (?)
"I have something to tell you and Vic before you guys leave, so don't disappear or anything."

>>36844812
>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)

"I mean excellent taste and whatnot, Ron Perlman is a living legend."

>Consume chocolate.
>>Offer Baron a piece.

>>36844812
>>Why’d you pick Hellboy? Seems kind of out there. (Though it is probably your favorite movie)
>>Consume chocolate.
>>>Offer Baron a piece.

>>36844925
Yeah. We should probably do the big reveal to them soonish.
Sucks we couldn't get wings first though.

>>36844812
>Yeah, not bad. D+ is still passing. I think.


>>36844835
It could just be that Sierra talked about Hellboy almost as much as Batman. Ro probably told him at some point.
Or it could be that HE KNOWS.

>>36844835
>>HE KNOWS
>HE KNOOOOOOOOWWWWS
Yes, he knows we dressed as a badass demon for Halloween.

>>36845032
And probably saw our drawings of ourself as Hellgirl.

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>>36844870
>Sierra in a swimsuit, yes please.

>inb4 Baron was a demon hunter all along and the chocolate is poison

When we tell our friends about our true nature, it would probs be better to have Ro do the reveal. Angel might provoke less mortal fear than a demon.

>>36845061

Now THAT'S storytelling!

>>36845054
Knowing Seirra, it'll be full-body to keep the sun off.

>>36845061
Because bad ass demon hunters feel frustration, nervousness and embarrassment when they go in for the kill?

>>36844812
>>So… I can cash the coupon thing in anytime, right? Or is there like, a time limit or a five dollar minimum purchase or something?

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>>36845088

>>36845154
Only the most badass ones.

What better disguise than someone like Baron? Only a 12th level ruse detector would have even the faintest hope of seeing through it

>>36845032
Now Vikrama, Vikrama totally knows.

She knows Reeber wasn't a natural dog, she knows we're not human. My guess is she has some naturally occurring spiritual sensitivity, or less likely that she's some weird supernatural oddity.

>>36845216
>She knows Reeber wasn't a natural dog, she knows we're not human.
When has she indicated this?

>>36845216
Or she's just suspicious because Sierra purposefully acts like a weirdo around her and drops hints about as subtle as a pink semi coated in vuvuzelas.

>>36845088
Do it. I want to see the final rage out and destruction of all Serria thought was life. I want to see Issac put down his adopted daughter.

>>36845266
>a pink semi coated in vuvuzelas.
Well I need to go re-write my Christmas list.

>>36845266
Have we told them puns about demons? We should tell them puns about demons.

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>>36845310

You shuffle the things bag into their home and head off for the elevator with Baron. “Why Hellboy though? Kind of out there, isn’t it?” you ask. “I mean, yeah, it’s excellent taste and whatnot, plus it has Ron Perlman being freaking boss all.”

Baron begins counting things off as you cram yourselves into the overly-stuffed elevator. “You have a super expensive demon costume. And you’re always drawing devils and hellhounds. And it’s a super cool movie. Seemed like it’d be right up your alley,” he finishes.

Rowan grins. “You’ve got that right,” she says. Everybody laughs, though you’re pretty sure everyone is laughing for a completely different reason.

You hit the ground floor and spill out of the elevator, and people start scattering to their various rides, bidding you sincere birthday wishes beforehand.

>Get Ro’s attention, and tell Vik and Baron you’ve got something to tell them.
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
>Other (?)

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.

>>36845280

All in good time, anon.

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.

>>36845340
>Get Ro’s attention, and tell Vik and Baron you've got something to tell them.
Act now worry about consequences later!

>>36845340
>>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
As much as I am looking forward to that particular conversation, we should talk to Ro about it first.

>>36845356
Good. G̵̺̫̯̼͟͢o̘̗͉̻͙͎͢͝o̻̻ͅd̢̛̫͎̜̰̦̜̞.

>>36845340
>Get Ro’s attention, and tell Vik and Baron you’ve got something to tell them.

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
yeah, nah. totally not the time.

>>36845340
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

>>36845378
Wouldn't that be the getting Ro's attention part?

>>36845340
>>Get Ro’s attention, and tell Vik and Baron you’ve got something to tell them.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
They have to know.

>>36845397
Not in the same vote, otherwise it just seems like "hey ro! I'm going to do the thing!"
By all means talk with Ro now about it or whatever, but not going straight into revelations.

>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

Not in the parking lot with the parents waiting and everything.

>>36845340
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

>>36845340
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

>>36845340
Augh, I want to and I don't.

Lets tell Rowan we want to tell them, and soon. We should plan it as soon as we can.

All this
>TELL THEM!

I guess Serria really didn't want to go to the dance after all.

>>36845340
>>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.

>>36845340
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

>>36845340
>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
>This is a stupid idea.

It really bugs me how we decide with Ro that we're gonna tell em eventually, and then we spend -MONTHS- of in quest time dropping hints and shit and having Ro subtley warm them up to the idea and ensure that it's going to go ok, and then people vote to not tell em anyway.

This is just retarded.

>>36845612
I know. It pissed me off that people are voting for flat out refusal instead of just "Tell them later.".
Oh well. It can't be helped.

>>36845612
I never decided that. I'm just being consistent with my vote.

>>36845340
>Or you’ve got something to tell them later.

>>36845612
I've consistently been voting against it for months now.

>>36845612
Oh I forgot that we already talked to Ro about this.

I would change my vote from tell them later to tell them now but I don't which on to link.

>>36845688
Click the little arrows next to the post numbers and try to delete them until you get to one that deletes.

>>36845688
Don't be a faggot and link the vote you want to change. Delete it.

You once more wind up with Rowan in Moriah’s Catalina.

A thought occurs to you, and you speak your mind from the back of the car. “Guys,” you say, “we have to tell them.”

Moriah looks you in the mirror.

Rowan turns to face you. “Well. I guess they might be ready,” she says.

“Don’t mention me,” Moriah says in a calm tone.

“Of course,” says Ro. “Only if they don’t freak out.”

“Seriously though, there’s no reason they should freak out,” you say. “I mean. Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and freaking movies like this,” you shake your brand-new copy of Hellboy, “mean anybody’s ready. This stuff’s cool as hell. We just need to do it at the right moment.”

“I don’t disagree,” says Rowan. “It’s just… a big step. It’s hard to know if we’re ready, you know?”

>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.
>Well I’m ready, so you know. Whenever you guys feel good about it, we can go for it, all right? Just make it quick, because I'm not known for my patience.
>I don’t know. It’s just, there’s so much stuff going on, and if we’re really their friends, I feel like we should, like, I don’t know. Let them in or something.
>Other (?)

>>36845670
Why? Not getting on your case or anything I'm just wondering.

>>36845340
>Get Ro’s attention, and tell Vik and Baron you’ve got something to tell them.

>>36845710
>>36845728
oh that's a good idea, thanks guys!

>>36845665
>>36845670
Your votes here aren't undoing the past, you're just making Sierra be wishy washy.

>>36845733
Don't tell them. AT ALL.

>>36845733
>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.

>>36845733
>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.

We got a plan for what to do if they freak the fuck out?

>>36845733
>I don’t know. It’s just, there’s so much stuff going on, and if we’re really their friends, I feel like we should, like, I don’t know. Let them in or something.

>>36845733
>>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.

>>36845733
>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.

>>36845799
Rip and tear?

>>36845733
Didn't
>>This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
win?

I vote to not tell them.

>>36845733
>Well I’m ready, so you know. Whenever you feel good about it, we can go for it, all right? Just make it quick, because I'm not known for my patience.

>>36845733
>I shouldn't tell them

>>36845733
How does voting >This isn’t the right time to start cracking eggs like that. Too many variables.
Lead to >“Guys,” you say, “we have to tell them.”

>>36845829

We already decided to tell them a long time ago. Now it's just a matter of when and how.

>>36845799
Lose san points, run away, find Reeber, find a gallon of ice cream, cry.

>>36845733
>>Don't wimp out on me. We’ve been at it for months. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time. Knowing’ll be a relief. That was the plan from the beginning.
This "Don't you wimp out on me"? That's directed to you, fellow players.
Don't be a pussy.

>>36845859
>>36845829
See >>36845356
>>36845379

>>36845861
Fuck that, and fuck not including an option to straight out back out in the last post.

>>36845861
Based Languid.

Now I wait for the asshurt people cry railroading.

>>36845829
>>36845859
And we didn't tell Vik and Baron. Or tell them we had something to tell them.

>>36845883
Vik seems competent enough to keep our secret, but Baron comes across as a bumbling retard. I wouldn't trust him with knowing we're a demon.

>>36845944
Because it is, a Sierra CAN change her mind about something important like this.

>>36845861
Thank you.

I'm looking forward to this.

>>36845340
Tell them

>>36845946
So the vote was to hold off telling them for one post? What use is that?

>>36845963
On the contrary Baron can be rather competent. He pulled our ass from the pool when we were about to drown. He has also shown to be not easily fazed by weird shit that people in our social cirle seem to be into.

>>36845987
>People vote to do something
>Preparation for thing continues for months in-quest
>No indication, ever, that Sierra wants to back out of it
No, anon. You're just being a sore loser.

>>36845733
Tell them

>>36846061
Not that guy but I would say fear does make people back out of things at the last minute. You plan and you plan and you plan. Then.. you walk away from the altar because jesus fuck this could seriously fuck up your life... what were you thinking?

Just hope this does't blow up in her face. Her SAN cant handle it.

>Don't wimp out on me.

>>36845733
I want to tell them, but only if we do it right, like just the four of us in rowan's room or something.

>>36846087
I hope it does. SAN Loss Serria a best.

The majority is pretty clear on not backing out. If the majority wanted to back out, you'd be getting different suggestion prompts in game. Anyway, back to writing for me.

>>36846087
I think we should probably start out with "Oh btw magic and stuff is real" and show them the little light ball spell thing. That'll probably go better as an intro than if we were to just drop all the glamours.

>>36846132
>The majority is pretty clear on not backing out.
Not last vote, it wasn't.

>>36846137
Agreement. Start small and work them over slowly. Answer questions they might have best you can. Eventually have Ro show off her Angel stuff and so on.

>>36846177
it is actually, 6 to 3 is a pretty clear majority

>>36846234
I believe he meant the vote before that, which was in favor not to tell them now.

>>36846234
Last vote, not this vote

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What would be worse, Baron not reacting well or reacting TOO well?

>>36846275
Hue hue hue hue

>>36846177
Look at the vote you're talking about.

>Definitely tell them right now
>>36845361
>>36845383
>>36845398

>Definitely tell them, but schedule a time to do it that isn't right now.
>>36845396
>>36845437
>>36845449
>>36845456
>>36845561
>>36845666

>Put it off a little bit longer
>>36845353
>>36845359
>>36845360
>>36845365
>>36845469
>>36845570


Putting it off tied with committing to telling them soon. Committing to telling them right now lost.

9 people voted to move forward, 6 voted to pause plans, 0 voted to go backwards.

>>36846298
You missed

>>36845378
>>36845387

>>36845464

>>36846016
>>36845736

>>36846298
Skipped som votes there

>>36846263
Oh, well in that case I understand, but I voted against telling them now in that vote too under the impression it was for against telling them right this fucking instant in the parking lot of the Cheesecake Factory.
Which would have been kinda a shitty way to do it, but I'm still in favour of telling them overall, and sooner rather than later.

>>36846298
Not sure if you skipped votes deliberately.

Dunno if anyone else is in my boat, but I haven't been voting (or posting) because turning off broken 4chanX to make one post is a pain in the dick.

(That said my vote is tell them. If I had a crush on a super hot chick who was kinda into me and I found out she had handlebars? I'd go nuts.)

>>36846408
4chanX works fine.

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>>36846408

>>36846408
Works fine for me

>>36846408
You have the wrong version of 4chan X dude.

https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

Get this one.

>>36846408
>If I had a crush on a super hot chick who was kinda into me and I found out she had handlebars? I'd go nuts
What if you also found out she's a mentally unstable mass murderer, compelled to drink the fresh blood of her kills and hears disembodied voices?

“Ro,” you say. “You were the one complaining about having to hide who you are. You’re the one who came up with the dumb plan in the first place.” You shake your head to yourself. “I mean, we’ve been at it for months, dropping hints. Vik and Baron are all suspicious all the time, and the reason for it is so it’ll be a relief when we tell them. That’s what this has all been about since the beginning. Otherwise we’re just throwing all that away, and we’ve painted big targets on our back for nothing.”

“Okay okay,” Rowan says, giving in. “We’ll talk about this after we get home, okay?”

“You bet we are,” you say.

--

It’s later, and you’re in your designated beanbag chair in Rowan’s room in your PJ’s, and you’re having a row with Ro, but you can’t think of a way to communicate your pun to the intended audience. The two of you are currently discussing very important matters, and you find you’re not as sure about anything as you thought you were. (Stress: 55/100)

“I just… not soon. It just isn’t feeling right,” says Rowan. She’s buried beneath pillows on her bed, though you still catch the gleaming gold of her halo from beneath.

“But the plan,” you argue, running your claws through your hair. “It was your idea!”

“Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time! I don’t know, it’s easier than I thought it would be after I got used to it,” she says. “And it was your idea, actually, you were the one that suggested we just tell them.”

>>36846495
No! We have to make light of the situation! We cant tell him that massive uhh.. gas main explosion was us! It was.. Not us!

>>36846495
I sure as shit wouldn't do anything to upset her.

>>36846495
I don't think we were going to open with that.

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>>36846479
not gonna lie. I feel silly.

>>36846495
I thought that was par for the course for most women....

“Just cause you were being mopey,” you say. “You didn’t have to be all enthusiastic about it.”

“Goodnes gracious! This isn’t getting anywhere. Do you even want to tell them? Or are you just committed to some dumb plan?”

“The plan's not dumb - and hey, don’t turn this around on me,” you say.

“I’m not turning anything anywhere,” Ro replies. “Just answer the question. Do you want to tell them or not?”

“It’s not –“

“Sierra! Just answer the question!” Ro says, anger radiating from her.

>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.
>Well… if they don’t freak out, then yes. But….
>I just want to do whatever you want to do.
>What, you don’t want to tell them now?
>Other (?)

>>36846530
my life summed up in a gif.

>>36846530
Some one provided me that version in another quest. I too am silly.

>>36846553
>>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.
I wouldn't mind telling Vik.

>>36846553
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>Well… if they don’t freak out, then yes. But….

>>36846553
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
Let's not puss out, please.

>>36846553
>Well… if they don’t freak out, then yes. But….
>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>I just want to do whatever you want to do.
>If they freak out...

These are Ro's friends too. We're not burning our own bridge if it screws up. We're burning hers as well.

>>36846553
>>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!

>>36846553
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.

"I know it's not as simple as 'tell them and everything will be fine' but I hate having a huge part of my life that they can never be a part of. It's like I'm in the fucking closet or something."

>>36846553
>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.

>>36846553
>Not really

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>>36846553
>>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
>>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.

>>36846553
Ok so its a complicated questions

>>36846553
>Other (?)
"How did your Dad break it to your Mom that he wasn't fully human? And a very well preserved senior citizen?

>>36846553
>>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.

>>36846553
>Other (?)
Ok, well we already took it super duper slow and stuff. What if instead of "oh btw we're not entirely human", we start off with "oh btw magic is real Check out this sweet sword, it shoots lightning!"?

>>36846586
This

>>36846652
I love this gif so much

>>36846553
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
>Okay, so it’s a complicated question, I admit.
>I just want to do whatever you want to do.

>>36846657
That's a good question

>>36846660
Nb4 they tell a very gung ho aunt and sierra is reduced to paste.

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>>36846690

>>36846553
>What, you don’t want to tell them now?

>>36846630
>>36846657
This

>>36846690
I almost want this to happen just to see what Issac does when he finds out.

>>36846553
"Yeah, I do. I mean, I'm still scared that this'll all turn out wrong.

But they accepted me, they actually care, and I want to be able to stop hiding so much about myself.

If you don't want to tell them we don't have to, it's not like we could keep one secret and tell the other."

>>36846898
>>36846630
Gonna second these, right here

>>36846738
I want it to happen to see what Issac does.

>>36846630
Also the fact that it's gettiing more an more obvious that Baron has feelings for Sierra, it's best to get this out sooner rather than later so he's prepared.

>>36846553
>Other (?)
"This would be so much easier if I was Ron Perlman."

>>36846553
we need to grill Ro later on actually saying 'goodness gracious' unironically.

Another thing to keep in mind is that they might react to wings and a halo much better than claws and horn.

>>36847092
They've already seen the claws and horns.

>>36847175
If anything, the halo is gonna freak them the fuck out.

>>36847220
Sierra is going to destroy any semblance of a normal relationship Ro had with her friends.

>>36846553
>Duh! And they’re ready and everything!
>Everything’ll be easier without all these stupid secrets.
They can handle it.>>36846553

“Well, assuming they don’t freak out, then yes, but…” you grind your gears and come up with no answer as to what you’d do if they did freak out. “Okay, so it’s a complicated question. I mean, I know it's not as simple as letting the truth free and everything being sunshine and whatnot, but I hate all these stupid secrets that keep everybody out of the most important parts of my life. It’s like living in a fucking closet.”

Rowan fluffs her wings, sending all the pillows flying. She sits up and pats her legs nervously. “I know,” she says quietly, staring at the bat signal on her dresser.

“How’d your dad break it to Cass?” you ask. “I mean, him being like, not all human and also a bajillion years old.”

Rowan scoffs. “Dad was being attacked by sea monsters and mom helped fight them off,” she says. “So you know, that’s helpful. We just have to wrangle up a few creatures of the deep and arrange it so we have to smite them together as a team.”

“This would be so much easier if I was Ron Perlman,” you say to yourself.

“Well Ron Perlman didn’t have the option of not looking like he was a huge red demon spewed from the bowls of hell,” Ro counters.

“Yeah, I know,” you say, “that’s kind of what I was getting at.”

“Blah!”

“You’re not contributing anything,” you say.

“Neither are you!”

“Okay okay, how about we start with magic,” you say. “Like, hey, magic sword, check it. If they can take that, they can take anything.”

“Magic is a big deal,” says Rowan.

“Not as big a deal as having feathery angel wings or razor sharp raptor claws though, maybe. So I don’t know! I’m just spit balling here – everything’d be so much easier without all these dumb secrets all the time.”

“Okay, so you want to do this then, right?” she says. “However we go about it.”

“I just think we have to,” you say. “I mean. I tried keeping all the secrets when I first ran into you guys, and that didn’t pan out, and now everything’s better.”

“All right,” says Rowan. “We just have to… tell them. Somehow. Somehow soon.”

“Sometime soon?” you correct her.

“Hey, you want me to lay off you, you have to extend the same courtesy.”

You shrug. “Meh.”

“Fine. When we get a good chance, we’re doing it. Right?”

“If that’s what you want,” you say sarcastically.

“Agh!”

You snicker to yourself. “So we’re clear.”

Ro nods. “We’re clear,” she says.

Well. At least that answers that question.

--

A few days go by, but the right time never comes. It’s just… how do you do that? You know they’re ready or whatever but it’s hard to get out on a limb. But you will. Sometime. Maybe when you have wings it’ll be easier. You can’t really imagine breaking the news without wings. Because wings would be awesome.

Anyway, you do wind up getting a check in the mail from Waldric for a few thousand bucks. It’s not as much as you would’ve hoped, but it’s definitely compensation for your time, anyway. It was more of a favor than money anyway. He owes you. Or you were paying him back a favor. You don’t remember. You’re not really good at keeping track of these kinds of things. You did get a neat shielding charm thing out of the whole debacle, either way.

Schoolwork and a trip to Muir woods keeps you preoccupied. Borislav just laughs at you when you try to explain your dilemma to him, so there’s no help there. Isaac and Cassandra are pretty set on you and Rowan managing your own affairs, and the advice they offer isn’t really all that useful.

“If you’re sure you can trust them, then tell them,” Isaac tells you. “Just be careful. You can’t put the cat back in the bag.”

If we had the Belphegoran magic be-good-at-social-stuff power, this would be so much easier.

Cassandra says the same thing in another way. “You’re over thinking it. Just do what feels right.”

Stupid parent people with their stupid parental wisdom.

Before you and Rowan have a chance to get any plans set up, the Winter Formal is upon you. You were hoping to have this taken care of beforehand, but now it’s just… ugh. It’s Friday, and you’re feeling unnerved by the whole fiasco. You can’t get it out of your head!

You’re in your room, in the dark, doing Kethgi. The practiced, precise movements do something to settle your nerves, but putting everything behind you in time for the dance is impossible.

Stress: 51/100
Sanity: 94/100
Bloodlust: Rising

It’s 4:30. Baron’s going to pick you up in three hours. Plenty of time to chill out, right? But you do have to get ready at some point. Preferably before the dance.

In the dark, the shadows seem to be whispering louder than usual. Maybe they have advice or something?

>Move up to the next level of Kethgi. It’s harder, but you need something to focus on.
>Go for a run – maybe you just need to work the extra jitters out of your system.
>What you need to do is nothing. Just lay down for a while.
>Go watch TV or play video games or Harvey or something. Anything.
>Talk to Rowan. She can mellow you out. Hopefully.
>Whatever. Just hurry up and get ready. All this anticipation is bad.
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)
>Other (?)

>>36847898
>>Move up to the next level of Kethgi. It’s harder, but you need something to focus on.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>36847898
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

>>36847898
>Talk to Rowan. She can mellow you out. Hopefully.

Or go kill something girl you should have taken care of that before the dance damnit.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>36847898
>>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>36847898
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

Sanity is overrated, and I bet they know a thing or two about relationships.

And if that doesn't work
>Move up to the next level of Kethgi. It’s harder, but you need something to focus on.

>>36847898
>>Move up to the next level of Kethgi. It’s harder, but you need something to focus on.

>>36847898
>Move up to the next level of Kethgi. It’s harder, but you need something to focus on.
I'm so excited for this dance!

>>36847898
>Move up to next level of Kethgi. It's harder, but you need something to focus on.

>>36847938
Nice!

>>36847898
Did we ever find out what the magic chainmail actually does? There have been multiple timeskips of a couple days each time. I figure Sierra'd manage to work in "Hey so what does the awesome birthday present actually do?" at some point.

>Go for a run – maybe you just need to work the extra jitters out of your system.
Maybe we should go kill a deer or something.

We're currently one stage away from having to roll against desire to hurt people.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>36847898
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

I forget, is this the quest where low is good?

>>36847998
Yes

>>36847898
>Talk to Rowan. She can mellow you out. Hopefully.
>Whatever. Just hurry up and get ready. All this anticipation is bad.
Ask To and Cass for help with our hair. Getting ready is a team effort.

>>36847998
i'm pretty sure low is good but i don't remember

>>36847998
low is good.

>>36847998
Roll under, so low is good.

>>36847898
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

>>36848012
Yes

>>36847994
>Did we ever find out what the magic chainmail actually does?
No, we didn't. It's also not in the pastebin under the important items section.

>>36847994

Yeah, I'll provide the information when I can.

>>36847898
>Listen to what the shadows have to say about all this. Could be helpful? (Dice)

>>36848053
Now all Sierra needs is chainshorts and a cool mask and her whole body is armored!

>>36847898
>>Go for a run – maybe you just need to work the extra jitters out of your system.

Finding a thing to kill is pretty important right about now.

>>36848085
>chainpanties

All right, Kethgi and Shadows it is.

Roll some dice for that talking.

>>36848053
I keep imagining it like Bilbo's mithril shirt.

>>36848128

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>36848128

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>36848128

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>36848128

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>36848128

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>36848128
but that 2.....

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>36848128
>>36848141
typed it wrong

>>36848167
When an option says (dice), it's a prompt to roll with the vote, it's telling you that a separate roll prompt will happen if it wins.

>>36848152
Pretty good.

>>36848196
but that 2.....

>>36848167
HAHAHAHA ALL YOU CHUMPS MAKING FOOLISH RASH DECISIONS BECAUSE OF THAT 2.

AND THEN THE FIRST ROLL IS A 96.

BYEBYE SANITIERRA.

HELLO SAKRAZYIS.

>>36848233
huehuehue

>>36848233
It's lowest of three, not first roll.

A 32 is what's being used. It's meh, but it's not HORRIFYING SAN DAMAGE BONANZA bad.

Roll for SAN loss.

>>36848233
SAKRAZYIS?

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>>36848378
Sakheris + Krazy I think?

>>36846275
I'd bring up succubi.

>>36847870
Too right, mate. I think it safe to say that Sierra is crap at talking to people. At school, she's the resident psycho. Her old gang wants nothing to do with her. The police fucking hate her.

Outside of a close circle of friends, her name is essentially dogshit. Some social powers would not go astray in helping make friends and influence people

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>>36848400
:^) dank meme friend.

I think it's safe to assume that most of the people here were pretty much Baron +/- some terribleness.

How would you react if you suddenly found out the chick you asked to the dance is a hellspawn?

>>36848752
The Valk shit would scare me, but if I really liked the person before I knew I'd try to make it work.

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>>36848752
What website do you think you are on?

Hell /tg/ is basically about sticking your dick in some abomination.

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>>36848752
>How would you react if you suddenly found out the chick you asked to the dance is a hellspawn?

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>>36848752
>Implying that isn't literally my fetish.

You take a break from your Kethgi to listen to the shadows. If anybody might have something helpful to contribute, it’s them. They’re the freaking shadows on the walls of your room. They probably know all kinds of weird crap.

You settle down and let the murmuring fill your mind.

The chorus of voices vie for your attention, but a clear note draws your attention. There are… a few like it, but the one that called you sounds distinct.

B̧e ͝still, Sierŕa̡.͏ Alļ ̢w̸il̸l be ̛we͏ll͢.̧

The tone is caring and quiet, and the words bring with them a cool feeling of peace into heart. You could swear it knows you, somehow. (-25 Stress: 26/100)

The̵ ͟ni̕ghţ app-͜ r̷͝o-̸a-͘͝c̷-̶

The voices shift, and you lose the thread of the first as another slashes into its place.

A horribly distorted version of Isaac’s voice wails in your ear. It hurts to hear. “Į̵͠ m̕͏a͝de̶ ̶̧̛ą m̵i̴͜s̀͡t͏a͞͝ke̶̵̛!͞͡͏ ̢Ì̵͟t̶͞’s ͘t̛͟ó̷o l̶̀a̕t̴è ̡͢n̴o̶͟w͞.” (-1 Sanity: 93/100)

Cassandra’s voice, barely recognizable, takes over. “̒Tͪ̒̂͂̽h̕͝i̡s͡ ͘w̸il͞l͢͢ ̧́t̡͡͠ e̷̸ͤ̄ ë̷̴́͗̐̾ͣ̏ả̅ͦͩ͊̓̈́ͭ͏aͦ̚r͞͏ ̧͜h͘͞e̵r̵ ̢̛a̢p̶̧͜ ąŗ͟t͢.͢͟ ̵̵Sh͡͏͡e̴̵͝ is̛ ̧n͝o̴̧ t͢͜͝ as ͟s͟͏t̷͡r̢̛͞-͏́o n͟g̴̸̀ ̨͜a̴̧s̷̛ y̨o͝ų͡-̷̡̕ţ̶̡h̨ i͏̵̨n̨k̴͜ ͘͜s̷h́ e̷͘--”

You brace yourself against the wave of static and shove the voices from your mind. (+9 Stress: 35/100)

>Realizing that Baron is probably going to try to figure out how to make some stupid broken spell.
Place your bets on how long it takes before he starts trying to convince us that it's totally a good idea to magically split atoms.

>>36848752
I guess I'd have to get pain killers for all the friction blisters on my dick.

An odd quiet settles in your room. You can hear a light rustling of leaves outside. You feel out of breath, even though all you’re doing is sitting on the floor. You quickly stand and launch into an advanced Kethgi form, doing your best not to think about anything important. Like the thing that happened. Yep. You can just go back to forgetting about that. (-1 Sanity: 92/100)

You control your breathing, and manage to control your thoughts as well, focusing on the permeating calm of the first voice. Everything’s okay.

You continue through the technique, and after a while, wind up in a crane pose. You bring your claws slowly left and right, shredding unseen assailants in ultra-slow motion. You’re in the zone. (-10 Stress: 25/100)

A knock on the door interrupts you. “It’s six o’clock,” says Cassandra. “Just to let you know!”

Oh geeze. Where does the time go? You’ve got to get ready. You haven’t even taken a shower since you got home. You hurry to get all that crap taken care of, and fifteen minutes later, you wipe your hair out of your eyes so you can look yourself in the mirror.

Your skin is pale and sickly white, with black fissures crisscrossing like you were a broken windshield. You check your teeth and find they are indeed still pearly white, if a little sharp. Well. Really sharp. That’s not a problem though. Glamors take care of everything, right? You work your claws away and force your eyes to be not all black and inhuman looking, and then make sure your tail, horns, and other eccentricities are appropriately suppressed.

So now you look baseline human. That’s an important step.

Unfortunately, it’s not the only step.

>Get ready (?)
>Other (?)

>>36848885
>“Į̵͠ m̕͏a͝de̶ ̶̧̛ą m̵i̴͜s̀͡t͏a͞͝ke̶̵̛!͞͡͏ ̢Ì̵͟t̶͞’s ͘t̛͟ó̷o l̶̀a̕t̴è ̡͢n̴o̶͟w͞.”
Thanks, shadows...

>>36848901
>Get ready (?)
Put some clothes on and do those other things that girls do to get ready for dances?

>>36848901
>>>Get ready (LOOK AWESOME)
>>Other (panic about looking awesome)

>>36848901
>Get ready (?)
Find and wear black dress. Something super classy. And apply just a touch of make up. Not to much, just a little.

>>36848901
Do we still have that nice dress that we never wear?

>>36848901
Dress sexy but not tooo slutty

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>>36848752

>>36848901
Black lacy thong sticking out, I don't care how, just make it happen.

>>36848943

You've got a similar dress as a replacement. That one was destroyed along with all the other components of your Halloween costume.

>>36848976
Good enough

>>36848971
Anon pls

>>36848885
>“Į̵͠ m̕͏a͝de̶ ̶̧̛ą m̵i̴͜s̀͡t͏a͞͝ke̶̵̛!͞͡͏ ̢Ì̵͟t̶͞’s ͘t̛͟ó̷o l̶̀a̕t̴è ̡͢n̴o̶͟w͞.”
> “̒Tͪ̒̂͂̽h̕͝i̡s͡ ͘w̸il͞l͢͢ ̧́t̡͡͠ e̷̸ͤ̄ ë̷̴́͗̐̾ͣ̏ả̅ͦͩ͊̓̈́ͭ͏aͦ̚r͞͏ ̧͜h͘͞e̵r̵ ̢̛a̢p̶̧͜ ąŗ͟t͢.͢͟ ̵̵Sh͡͏͡e̴̵͝ is̛ ̧n͝o̴̧ t͢͜͝ as ͟s͟͏t̷͡r̢̛͞-͏́o n͟g̴̸̀ ̨͜a̴̧s̷̛ y̨o͝ų͡-̷̡̕ţ̶̡h̨ i͏̵̨n̨k̴͜ ͘͜s̷h́ e̷͘--”

Wait a second, that sounds familiar. Is that from the aftermath of our rampage?

>>36848901
>Get ready (?)

We have a dress for this right? We should try and look nice. Apply sone make up.

>>36848991
I can't remember when it's from, but we did hear it before.

>>36848901
Body oil.

>>36848991
Yes, it's Issac and Cassandra's fight in the aftermath.
I'm more curious what that first shadow was though.

>>36848901
Large amounts of jewelry.

>>36849031
It's Nevada.
I don't think she died, I think she got shadowfied and mixed with Sierra.

>>36848991
Eh since we didn't recognize the voice I'm guessing mother.

>>36848901
Little black dress. Every girl should have one.
Lets also get those red highlights back in our hair. They were cool.

>>36849038
This with a medium amount of makeup.

>>36849031
>>36849054
>>36849061
It was probably just a shadow. They've demonstrated that they're more than just fancy magic parrots. They have their own voices and they seemed to care about Verwelkens to some extent.

>>36848752
I was pretty starved for attention in high school, I'd freak out a bit and then attach myself back on like the lonely nerd I was. And then I'd never really think about it other than "sweet, someone actually likes me".

>>36849061
Our Mother probably wasn't Verwelken, it's assumed that our Dad was Hellborn Verwelken, and managed not to get killed to death by the sun.

I'm guessing that the nice Shadow is related to our Dad somehow, maybe an Uncle or Godfather talking to us.

>>36848901
High heels about as high as we can move around in practically (mid range I guess) but not transparent ones.

Lip gloss, some eye shadow, eyeliner, and a little bit of blush.

Black dress, accentuate it with gold (just the color is fine doesn't have to be actual gold) necklace and a fancy belt.

I feel like I am missing something but I can't think of it.

>>36849145
Anyone know what I might be missing, this is going to be bugging me.

>>36848901
>Get ready (?)

Shower first.

Get dressed and maked up
>>36849145
has the right idea

Ask Rowan to help us with our hair, maybe ask Cass for perfume. Jokingly ask for eue de brimstone.

>>36849206
>Jokingly ask for eue de brimstone.
Nah

>>36849145
Foundation seems like common sense for Sierra, in case she looses control of her skin. It'd hopefully conceal it well enough that we could get a hold of the situation again. Add some mascara to get the complete eye trifecta and we should be golden.

>>36849206
Might have been the perfume, I don't have a sense of smell.

Figuring red highlights worked out last time you did one of these things, you throw some of those in for good measure. You go to do your hair in the only way you know how and… uh. It’s kind of longer. Maybe kind of longer than your experience in dealing with hair.

You’ll worry about it later. You brush your hair into submission, wrap up in a towel, and get to your room to pick through your wardrobe.

Part of your Christmas shopping was to buy yourself another dress similar to the one you uh. Misplaced, and you kind of like the style so you go with that. You wind up going with a similar scheme as to the one you went for Halloween. A dress with a jacket, along with leggings.

Or… well, seeing as you kind of have a date to the thing, you decide to be a little fancier. You add a pair of fancy arm-glove things to the ensemble. They’re not really the kind of thing you’d buy, but you were out with Moriah at the time and she just makes gloves look so cool. Whatever.

You get back into the bathroom and apply some makeup – just a touch of eyeliner, eye-shadow, mascara, and… yep. That’ll do it. Being this hot should like, you don’t know, deserve like, a medal or recognition somehow. Like a plaque. Heh.

But your hair’s looking just… normal. But wet. With highlights. You can’t just leave it the way it is. Or… can you?

>You can do anything! (Dice)
>You just need someone to… kind of… you know.
>Scissors….
>Screw it.
>Other (?)

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>>36849145
This or a brace of throwing knives.

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)
>Scissors….

>>36849275
>You just need someone to… kind of… you know.

Either Cass or Rowan, one of them should be able to help us.

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)

Long hair.

Also don't forget the jewelery.

>>36849275
>>Other (?)
Just leave it be. It's fine.

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)

Whatever we do, don't cut our hair.

>>36849275
>>You can do anything! (Dice)
Gotta keep it long for when we get fire hair.

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)
No way this can go wrong

>>36849275
>>Scissors….

>>36849275
>Ask Cass to assist with hair.

>>36849275
>You can do anything! (Dice)

>>36849275
>get Cassandra to help
this is what mothers are for

>>36849275
Whichever option is the grow out our hair choice.

>>36849275
>>Scissors…. (cringe)

>>Other (ROWAAAAAAAN)

>>36849337

That's a bold assumption

Now roll dice for styling your own hair. Now that I'm thinking about it, this could have unintended consequences. Good luck I suppose.

>>36849275
Can we make clothing out of shadows?

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>36849442

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>36849442

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>36849442

>>36849453
We stylin now.

>>36849445
While awesome, that sounds like a terrible idea if we intend to wear them next to anything giving off lights.

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>>36849442
>That's a bold assumption

Fire hair fucking confirmed.

>>36849337
>implying it won't be shadow hair

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OH GOD, I WAS TOO USED TO COLLEGE LAWNGUIDE

SO MUCH HELLBORN

HAAAAA

>>36849472
Well that's going into the reaction folder.

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>>36849481
I KNOW RIGHT

>>36843869
I would have so much prefered totally oblivious Sierra with no introspection.

She was awesome.

>>36845340
>Everybody laughs, though you’re pretty sure everyone is laughing for a completely different reason.
I hate it.

I haaaate it.

Screw this, it’s your hair! It should serve its master! You grab the brush and steal Rowan’s hairspray. This is your hour.

Surprising even yourself, you don’t even take that long to get your hair whipped into shape. You almost don’t look like non-fancy Sierra. Although, there is a drawback to your impromptu style skills. You have your bangs doing the sweepy kind of cool swoosh to the side, which while alluring, leaves you blind in in one eye. Depth perception is overrated anyway.

Finishing up, you rush back to your room to check the time. You’re still good. Thirty minutes. You accessorize, adding a sweet belt and your highest pair of heels, which admittedly, don’t even qualify as high heels. You just need some kind of jewelry thing. You consult Ro on this matter.

“I can’t believe you don’t have a gold necklace,” Rowan says, rifling through her jewelry stuff. She’s looking way nice too, all in a deep brown dress and with a big flower stuck in behind her hair. Her immaculate silver hair stands out against the brown fabric. How the hell does she deal with all that hair though?

“Here,” she says, suppressing a smile as she hands you the thing.

“Thanks,” you say, snatching it from her. It’s a simple gold chain – not real gold, of course, but the whole point is there to be something on your neck to look at. You greedily hook it around your neck.

You examine yourself in the closet mirror door thing. You look pretty magical and all that jazz, as far as you can tell.

>I’m a fucking princess. Check it.
>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?
>You know, I’ve actually never seen you like, dressed up before.
>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.
>When’s Will picking you up? Wait. You’re going with Will, right?
>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?
>All is prepared. See you downstairs.
>Other (?)

>>36849831
>Her immaculate silver hair stands out against the brown fabric.
Oh, did she decide to not dye it back to blonde?

>>36849831
>All is prepared. See you downstairs.

>>36849831
>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?
>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.
>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?

>>36849831
>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?

>>36849831
>>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?
>>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.

>>36849831
>>I’m a fucking princess. Check it.

>>36849831
>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?
>You know, I’ve actually never seen you like, dressed up before.
>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.
>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?

>>36849831
>I’m a fucking princess. Check it.
>You know, I’ve actually never seen you like, dressed up before.

>>36849831
>>36849847
This

>>36849831
>You know, I’ve actually never seen you like, dressed up before.
>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.
>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?

>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?

>>36849831
>Princess of Halth coming through! See you downstairs.

>>36849831
>Do I look good? Because I think I look good. Right?
>You know, I’ve actually never seen you like, dressed up before.
>You’re looking, like, all beautiful and stuff.
>When’s Will picking you up? Wait. You’re going with Will, right?
>Wait. Do we like, stay upstairs or something? Or do we just wait downstairs?

>>36849894
>implying you can be a princess when the queen is kill and the country is in shambles

>>36849913
I am fairly sure someone could sell us as a living sex toy as part of a property agreement without all that.

Why do girls want to be princesses again?

>>36849932
You get a fancy dress?

>>36849913
Hah! Hasbro marketing and merchandising campaigns tell me otherwise!

>>36849951
And a rock that is kept over priced by a cartel and ripped from the earth by slaves.

Oh and as a bonus it gets to help finance warlords.

>>36850012

That sounds perfect for the princess of Chthonia.

>>36850012
Are you trying to imply that that's not incredibly fitting for a demon princess?

>>36848752
Muh dick!

>>36850029
>>36850047
I seem to recall that we made some antislavery stances.

>>36850118
That was, like, direct slavery. Nobody cares about slavery when it's several stages removed from your business.

>>36848752
what do you mean by
>I think it's safe to assume that most of the people here were pretty much Baron +/- some terribleness.

>>36850157
Did you read the rest of his post? Fairly sure its just the ramblings of the insane.

>>36850227
oh, thanks.

>>36850227
>Fairly sure its just the ramblings of the insane.
If we stopped listening to that, RPG discussion would grind to a screeching halt.