>>36896783
> Return to the Mansion, and just relax!

me time Lumi's gift to Lumi

let them come to us

archived early because fuck misarchivist

add Steve Blum tag from now

>>36896783
>> Return to the Mansion, and just relax!

>>36896783
>Return to the mansion and just relax.
Time to into mistletoe~

>>36896783
> Return to the Mansion, and just relax!
Lumi does deserve a day off, even if it is just because nobody actually wants her to do anything, ever.

>>36896783
>Return to the Mansion, and just relax!

Mansion?

So this is non-canon, are we going to force Lumi to become a lesbian?

>>36896931
I vote to fornicate with Sinestro and or Mogo

>>36896783
>Return to the Mansion, and just relax!

>>36896944
>fornicate with Mogo
...how?

>>36897030
He has vines. that he can control

>>36896931
Gonna be honest, that was the first thing I thought of when I heard "non-canon".
So yes.

>>36896931
>>36896944
>>36897298
Now now, it's Christmas time so we need to be festive.

Either Rouge or Christy, so we can have a red/green mix~

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> Return to the Mansion, and just relax!

You take up Steel in your arms. “Alright, Steel, enough walking. BACK TO THE MANSION!” You point to the sky, triumphant. Steel yaps loudly, frightening you for a second, but you quickly recover. Dogs.

Oh well, back to the Mansion!

-

-

You sigh, pushing a chair up to the fireplace. It is one of those big fancy arm chairs, with red cushions and dark wooden polish to the frame. You sit down in it, happily petting Steel as the fire roars. In your free hand sits a mug of hot chocolate as well, with some cream mixed into it. Everything is warm and comfortable, from Steel’s soft fur, to the little blanket that keeps you down, to the chair you sit in, and the robes you wear.

Ah… this is already a wonderful Christmas Eve, and all at the expense of being Bruce Wayne’s summer maid.

The doorbell rings. Huh, you were not expecting visitors. Reluctantly, you pick up Steel and set him down on the floor. He whines as you throw off your blanket and slip on some slippers onto your feet. You hustle forth to the front door.

It takes a while honestly, a few minutes just to get from the living room to there.

You open the door to reveal the Seven Founders of the Justice Society. They all wear their costumes and masks, except for Sandman however, who has brought a very lovely looking plus one. “Merry Christmas!” they all say.

“Aw, merci beaucoup!” you say. Though… what the heck are they doing here?

Sandman nods. “Yeah, kid. Are you gonna let us freeze out here?” Huh? “Clarissa said you were setting up a little Christmas shinding here in this mansion.”

“… Clarissa said that.” Christmas ruined.

> “I am sorry, but you are mistaken. Please leave.”
> “Um, yeah, fine, come in.”
> Write in

>>36896931
Clarissa gets a very special christmas present. And Red Tornado. And Princess Amethyst. And everyone else in that list.

It's the tale of why Lumi was banned from going near any form of cloning device.

>>36897462
> “Um, yeah, fine, come in.”

smash the plates
that lumi berger hates

>>36897462
>> “Um, yeah, fine, come in.”

>>36897462
>> “I am sorry, but you are mistaken. Please leave.”

"HUMBUG!"

>>36897462
"...this is Monsieur Wayne's manor. I'm...not certain how he would appreciate this..."

"Of course Clarissa was fibbing about that. She ALWAYS assumes a party is happening."

>>36897462
> “Um, yeah, fine, come in.”

>>36897462
>“Um, yeah, fine, come in.”
See, while this was kind of a jerk mover on her part, this is why people like Clarissa more.

>>36897462
>> “I am sorry, but you are mistaken. Please leave.”

>"It would be incredibly disrespectful to start an unauthorised party is someone's else home, and I don't think Mister Wayne approve parties where he is not invited."

>>36897581
That's 100% a jerk move.

>>36897472
>Each of the clones get a different Ring

>>36897746
>None of them are competent.

>>36897802
>Clarissa tries to waifu all of them

> “Um, yeah, fine, come in.”

You sigh a bit, then open the door wider for them to enter. “Please, come in.” They happily walk in. First the Flash, then Hawkman, then Hour-Man, then the Sandman and his girlfriend, then the Atom, then Doctor Fate, and finally the Spectre. “Bonjour, Monsieur Corrigan. How is the therapy?”

Corrigan yells, “The Spectre will now MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE!” He disappears in a flash of smoke, and you can hear pots and pans toss and clang in the kitchen. Oh dear, you hope he cleans that up. “The Spectre is stuck!”

You sigh, as soon as they are gone, you pull up your ring. “Clarissa, Clarissa!” Your ring beeps. Is she putting you on hold? NOT IF YOU CAN HELP IT DAMN IT.

Finally, you get an image of her on your ring. She is happily waving to people off-screen, wearing a long flowing green sparkling dress that clings to her body like mist. And those tits… Ugh, you press your own in a fit of jealously. “Clarissa!” you say. “What is this you have been telling the Justice Society about a party at Monsieur Wayne’s Summer home?”

Clarissa looks to her hand briefly. “Oh hey, GL. Listen, I’m in the middle of a concert right now!” A what!? “Benefits go to charity you know! Anyway, I ain’t available until later tonight, and I dunno what Red is doing, so I figured you might be alone for Christmas!”

>>36897869
[2/2]

“Clarissa, that is mad, I-“ You are about to give her a piece of your mind before she cuts you off.

“Whoops! I gotta get back, I’ll call you later!” She hangs up.

… Really?

There’s another knock at the door. “What is it now?” you groan with frustration. You open it up again to see a familiar pair of glasses and a very familiar girl wearing them. “Oh, Amy Winston.” She smiles, holding her Gemworld book tight. “Bonjour, what are you doing here?”

“Clarissa said you were holding a Christmas party,” she says. She brushes some of her hair back, nervously. “Um… I-… I wasn’t invited, I was wondering why that was.” Ah no…

> “You are. Come in.”
> “Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”
> “I’m sorry, please go away.”
> Write in

I was hoping we would be visited by three ghosts: Abin Sur, Allison Hunkel, and Thaal Sinestro

>>36897892
>“Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”
>“You are. Come in.”

>>36897892
>Clarissa is an idiot, don't listen to her.
>She dropped a party in my lap literally seconds ago and now won't show up until later.
>You are now. Come in

>>36897892
> “Clarissa is an idiot.”
> “Come in.”

>>36897892
>Clarissa is an idiot. Don't listen to her.
>...of course you are invited

>>36897892
>“You are. Come in.”
Everyone's already here anyway, not like we're getting even more fired for having one extra person over.

>>36897892

> “You are. Come in. Maybe help me salvage the last of Monsieur Wayne's dinner plates.”
> “Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”

>>36897892
>> “Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”

>"If it helps, I wasn't invited either. She just dumped that on me like."

"God, the only thing that could make it worse is if Larfleeze decide he wants christmas presents"

>>36897954
And you know he'd want all the presents.

>>36897940
Bruce Wayne is like Red Tornado's parents

>>36897954
Larfleeze steals christmas must be a backup plot.

>>36897954
>>36897985
>>36897992

We should send him a Christmas present so that he doesn't feel left out (and tries to commandeer Christmas or something).

>>36897992
You're a mean one, Agent Orange
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Agent Orange.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Agent Orange.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Agent Orange.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Agent Orange.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Agent Orange
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Agent Orange
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Agent Orange

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Agent Orange
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Agent Orange

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Agent Orange
With a nauseous super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Agent Orange

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

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>Green Lantern - Larfleeze Christmas Special 01 (2011) (two covers)
http://www72.zippyshare.com/v/22767753/file.html

Merry Christmas

>>36897892
>> “You are. Come in.”
>> “Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”


I think I kind of hate Carissa for what she did. Not only she made a party at the place we're working at. She did it without asking us. Sure she did it so we won't be lonely but kind of a dick move.

>>36898045

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that
freezes your heart
Like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Larfleeze (yeah)
Unkind as any
And the wrath of many
This is the old thief Larfleeze
Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
the winner would be him
Oh, Larfleeze he loves his lantern
'Cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
There goes Mr. Skinflint
There goes Mr. Greed
The undisputed master of
The underhanded deed
He charges folks a fortune
For his dark and drafty houses
Us poor folk live in misery
It's even worse for mouses
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes
To convince us he's bad
He's really a victim of fear and of fright
Look close and there must be
a sweet man inside-
Naaaah! uh-uh
There goes Mr. Outrage
There goes Mr. Sneer
He has no time for friends or fun
His anger makes that clear
Don't ask him for a favor
'Cause his nastiness increases
No crust of bread for those in need
No cheeses for us meeces
There goes Mr. Heartless
There goes Mr. Cruel
He never gives
He only takes
yes that's his only rule
If bein' mean's a way of life
he's practiced and rehearsed
and all that work is paying off
'Cause Larfleeze's getting worse
Every day
In every way
Larfleeze's getting worse

>>36898114
It's not like we will let her in.

Our party, our rules

> “You are. Come in.”
> “Clarissa is an idiot, don’t listen to her.”

You roll your eyes. “Clarissa is an idiot. Do not listen to her.” You place your hand on her shoulder, walking her inside. “Come on in. You are invited, always just…” You shrug. “You know, she dumped this on me. I think she is trying to extort me for free Hot Chocolate or something.”

“Oooh, I see,” says Amy.

“Come on then!” You and Amy quickly walk over into the lounge, where the Justice Society has already made themselves at home. Surprisingly, Monsieur Corrigan has made lovely cups of hot chocolate for everyone. “Ah, you will like this man!” You call over to him. “Doctor Fate!”

Doctor Fate shuts his book, looking over to you two. Amy quickly hides behind you, scared. He stands up, then walks over. “Hello there, Green Lantern. May I be of some assistance?”

You bring Amy up to the front. “This is Amy Winston, Princess Amethyst. She is a magic-user just like you, Doctor Fate.” Doctor Fate clasps his hands behind his back, formal as ever.

“It is lovely to meet you, Princess Amethyst.” Doctor Fate offers his hand, and Amy Winston shakes it. She giggles, blushing heavily and trying to avert eye contact. Oh those two are going to hit it off greatly.

Though, now you need to figure out what to do next.

> Go find Clarissa, she put you up to this damn it!
> Make sure everyone is comfortable
> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her
> Write in

> Going to be absent for a little bit, stay tuned.

>>36898177
>> Make sure everyone is comfortable
>> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her
Rouge is best BFF. She doesn't foist parties on us.

>>36898177
>> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her
We can be a good host later, I don't want to make RT sad at being left out.

>>36898177
>> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her
>>36898216
Agreed!

>>36898177
> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her

>>36898177
>> Make sure everyone is comfortable

>Create a construct to invite Red Tornado

>Call Kilowog, Chaselon, Eudora and any other friendly lanterns we know to see if they want to come to our unexpected party.

>Mogo won't be able to come, but we can still give him a gift.

The only answer is to have the best party ever and not let Clarrissa come in.

>>36898177
> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her

>>36898177

> Make sure everyone is comfortable
> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her
> Devise a scheme to get back at Clarissa

She already said she would be gate-crashing later tonight, so unless she gets Lanternnapped or something, she'll be fine.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

And I'm back, that did not take long.

Writing update.

>>36898426
who does Steve Blum voice in this quest?

> Go find Red Tornado, it is not a party without her

You grab everyone’s attention. “Attention everyone.” They all look to you. “Now listen, this party was a bit… on short notice. But I will try to do my best as your host. And my first action as host for tonight will be to leave you in the lovely care of Monsieur Corrigan.”

“HERKASPLAAAGH!” Monsieur Corrigan chugs the eggnog carton like an alcoholic, getting it all over his face and all over his Christmas sweater. Everyone looks slightly distressed.

“Do not worry, I will not be gone long.” You look to Amy. “Do not worry, they are nice. They are superheroes after all!”

The Atom grunts, then pats the seat beside him. “Come here, kid.” Amy sits down next to him, shyly. “Now, lemme tell you something about quantum mechanics.” Yep, they will entertain themselves.

With that, you exit out of the mansion, then transform into your Magical Hero garb. You blast off for New York City.

-

-

You land down in the middle of a New York residential sidestreet. The kids are all out and about in the snow, tossing snowballs at each other, hiding in little ditches and trenches they carved from the white frost itself. It almost resembles something out of the Great War. You walk up the porch of one home then knock on the door. A bored looking redhead woman answers. “Good afternoon, Madam. I am looking for Allison Hunkel.”

She sighs, then says, “One minute.” She shuts the door.

You wait there, whistling innocently. Suddenly, your skirt is tugged on. Huh!? Oh, it’s just a little boy. “You’re the Green Lantern! The one with the black hair!” The other kids as well crowd around you, curious. Oh, oh dear. He holds up an envelope. “Can you deliver my letter to Santa Claus?”

> “No.”
> “Oui, oui!”
> Write in

>>36898646
> “Oui, oui!”
Should keep the fire going for awhile longer

>>36898646
>“Oui, oui!”
Deliver it to his mother secretly

>>36898646
>> “Oui, oui!”

>>36898692
Santa Claus exists in the DC universe, dude.

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus

>>36898753
Really? Did not know that. Also, Hal apparently did not know that in the Larfleeze Christmas Special. Thank you for linking that anon

>>36898646
>"I am willing to try, but I fear I have yet to make Monsieur Claus' acquaintance. Thus I fear that though the letter my reach his hands I may do so a little late. Rest assured though, if that is the case I will take it upon myself to fulfill Monsieur's delivery duties, so you will not have to wait til next year even if I am a little late."

You know in case we can't find the red man or he's all red lantern-y and have to get the presents ourself.

>>36898811
>Hal Jordan

>Knowing something

Also, comic book continuity

>>36898646
>“Oui, oui!”

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>>36898753
it is AU but Santa probably is real here

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>>36898953


>>36898811
you're welcome

> “Oui, oui!”

You smile, taking the envelope. “Oui, oui, mon petit.” You pet him on the head, and he laughs as he playfully slaps you off. Oh, kids. You love kids. Man, one of these days you would love to cuddle up with a nice man and have the stork bring you such a lovely and adorable little child!

But, irregardless of that, Red Tornado arrives. She wears her cooking pot helmet and a heavy red coat on top of everything. “RED TORNADO STANDING BY!”

“Are you not going to wear the helmet I gave you?” you ask.

She shakes her head. “Unfortunately, no. It disagreed with me,” she says. “No, seriously, it really disagreed with me on certain actions. Mostly relating to killing criminals.” Ah, that is quite the helmet. You should look over those things more. “Anyway, shall we?”

You nod. “Yeah, we can just…” You look down the sidestreet, to see the name “GREEN LANTERN CLARISSA” up in lights. Huh…

Red Tornado leans in. “Something the matter?”

> Go investigate
> Nope, nope, let’s go
> Write in

>>36899153
> Go investigate

somebody probably set up a public shrine in her honor

>>36899153

> Go investigate

Surely nothing wrong is waiting for us there.

>>36899153
>Nope.
"Just Clarrisa being full of herself again."

>>36899153
>Go investigate

>>36899153
>Nope, nope, let’s go

>>36899153
> Nope, nope, let’s go

>>36899153
> Go investigate

>"You can go to the party, though."

>Call people at the party

>>36899153
>irregardless of that,

Isn't Lumi supposed to read a lot?

>>36899320
It's something Schteel does, doesn't matter how smart the characters are, at some point they will say irregardless.

I think he just finds it funny when someone notices.

>>36899153
>> Nope, nope, let’s go

>>36899153
>> Nope, nope, let’s go
Better go back before the heroes wreck the mansion.

Also don't give Carissa the light of day.

>>36899153
> Go investigate

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Time for a tiebreaker.

1. "I'm in Lesbians with you, Clarissa!"
2. "Nope, I'm still straight."

>>36899525
I don't even know what to say at this point.

Though I understand why this is non-canon.

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>>36899525

Well, if you word it like that...

>>36899525
Somebody shrunk Lumi and Clarissa down to microscopic size and injected them into a Lesbian's body?

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>>36899525

Rolled 1 (1d2)

> Go investigate

You sigh. “Come on.” You start leading Rouge ahead past the Battle of the Snowy Somme and find a huge crowd already formed at the entrance of what appears to be a large movie house. Indeed, you can see Clarissa’s image pasted all over the walls. Heroic, bragging, and utter arrogance all molded into one person.

And yet, you really want that to be you.

“Thank you, thank you, no interviews!” You can see Clarissa already coming out of the moviehouse, using what appears to be constructs of the New York Dodgers as bodyguards and henchmen. “You all have been real kind!” She notices you two standing there outside of the crowd. “Oh!” She quickly runs over, having Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb shove some reporters aside. “GL, Red, good to see you both!”

You cross your arms, glaring at her.

“What?” says Clarissa.

“Care to explain why I have the Justice Society in my mansion and why you did not alert me to a party I was supposed to be throwing?” you ask.

“You’re throwing a party?” asks Red Tornado. She twiddles her finger, sadly. “How come I wasn’t invited?” Ah damn it.

[1/2]

>>36899739
[2/2]

“Guys, guys…” She wraps her arms around the both of you, leading you two on. “Look, GL, I know you’re mad. But honestly, every good person cannot spend Christmas alone. Now, I intend to spend Christmas with you in fact but all the kids here look up to me, ya know?”

“That much I gathered,” you say. “I am still mad, and I demand an explanation and an apology.”

She takes your hand, placing it over her heart. Your own heart throbs for a second, but then quickly realizes that Clarissa is in fact a girl. “I’m sorry.” She snaps her finger. “Do you want the picture back?”

Oh oui, you remember yesterday you were changing and you let Clarissa snap a picture of you in your underwear while you pulling your stockings up. That was a lovely picture which is why you let her keep it. “No, no, you keep it.”

“Good!” She reaches for her pocket, then realizes she’s wearing her Green Lantern minidress, she doesn’t have pockets. “Ah, I must’ve left it back on Oa. I’ll get it later though. Anyway, I have an orphanage full of kids to attend to anyway. You two should enjoy yourselves, get into the spirit of the holiday!”

> “We’re coming with you.”
> “Fine, be that way.”
> Write in

>>36899760
> “Fine, be that way.”

play hard to get

>>36899760
>“Fine, be that way.
We really don't want to leave them alone in the mansion any longer than we absolutely have to.

>>36899760
>“Fine, be that way.”

>>36899760
>> “We’re coming with you.”

>>36899760
>“Fine, be that way.”
If we don't go now we're going to miss to the entire Justice Society running a train on Princess Amethyst.

>>36899525
So is this German's inner struggle of wanting to do another Yuri piece and decided to do a diceroll on whether to go for it or not?

>>36899760
>“Fine, be that way.”

>>36899843
Yuri is go. There is no struggle. We'll go party but constantly be upset that Clarissa isn't there.

>>36899843
So many Magical G/u/rls

>>36899843
There's still hope for a Christmas orgy

>>36899862
No, I'm saying that German was having a hard time deciding whether to go Yuri or not since he said 'non-canon' and decided to use a dice-roll whether to go do it or not.

>>36899760
"All I wanted was to have a Christmas without someone shaking me down for help for something or another. I was taking the day off. And now I'm apparently hosting a party at a mansion I don't own...shoulda just gone to the moon."

>>36899878
When hasn't there been a magical girl quest that has not became magical g/u/rls?

>>36899985
because anon can't into roleplaying girls only dudes with girl parts

>>36899985
Schteel is trying REALLY hard with this one.

>>36899760
>> “Fine, be that way.”

>Call the other Lanterns we like to see if they want to party

>>36900027
>Lumi's husbando is actually a reverse trap

>>36900062
Manly Mogo is a reverse trap?!

>>36900111
trips

its confirmed

>>36900111
>It's not a volcano, it's a fissure with lava inside

>>36900111
>>36900136
I cannot into rules for gender in xenobiology

> “Fine, be that way.”

You huff. “Fine, be that way, Clarissa. Me and Red Tornado will return and we will have much fun.” Clarissa frowns a bit as you both hover off.

She recovers quickly however. She grins as you both leave. “See ya!”

With that, you blast off back to Great Britain.

-

-

“Right, and I tried to stop them and say you didn’t have a wine cellar. And they found it! And well…” Amy Winston leads you and Red Tornado into the lounge, whereupon you find a very confusing and strange sight. Drunk superheroes being serenaded by living instruments. This is probably Doctor Fate and the Spectre’s doing.

The piano bounces and hops along merrily with the guitar, the drums, and the violin as they play Jingle Bells. The Seven Men and the plus one for Sandman sing happily, waving their wine glasses around. You check the clock. It is half an hour to four O’clock! What are they thinking!?

Then again, you cannot blame them. If you were like them on Christmas, you would totally drown yourself in wine. You just do not like wine though.

You sigh deeply, rubbing your nose. “I cannot take this.” Your ring beeps. Ugh, what now? You pull it up. “Green Lantern Berger of Sector 2814. How can I help?” There’s a knock at the door.

Oh no. Please no. You hurry over to the door, then open it up.

Right at your door stands most, if not the entire Green Lantern Corps. Kilowog, Salaak, Chaselon, Katma Tui, and more are at the forefront with wrapped gifts and everything. “We heard it was tradition on your planet to give gifts of joy and cheer you little poozer!” He shoves the gift in your arms. “So, gonna invite us in?”

Oh merde.

> “S-… sure.”
> “I can’t, there’s too many of you!”
> Write in

>>36900274
> “S-… sure.”

>>36900274
>Despair

>>36900274
>> “S-… sure.”
>Tell them to be careful, this is not your mansion.

>>36900274
>“S-… sure.”

>>36900274
>"No." Leave the mansion. Go to Mercury. Acquire suntan.

>>36900274
> “S-… sure.”

fuck it, we're already fired anyway.

>>36900274
>“S-… sure.”

>>36900274
>> “S-… sure.”

>"I hope you like theatre with ring constructs because that's the only gift I can give to you all on this short notice"

>>36900319
Kek.

I'll support this, it's non-canon anyways.

>>36900274
>“S-… sure.”

"... I am going to kill Clarissa and throw her body in the sun when this is all over"

> “S-… sure.”

“Um, sure, sure.” You open up the door wide for them all to flow in like a rushing tidal wave. Green Lanterns all from the inner sectors, to the frontier sectors, all of them. Amy Winston and Red Tornado look at them in awe.

And you also noticed something. All of them are dropping a present for you.

Damn it, you’re going to have to open each one in the morning. That is going to take forever.

Chaselon floats up to you, deciding to give you his present personally. “Hello, Green Lantern Berger. I have taken the liberty of acquiring a gift for you as well.” He smiles. “I made assembled it myself!”

“Oh, really…” You look down to it. It’s a box, maybe it is some sort of computer.

“You can open it now if you’d like!” Really? “I know tradition mandates waiting until the day of December 25th on the dot, but I would like for you to make an exception.”

Aw, that’s so sweet! You… You look up to see a mistletoe, floating above you both. “Chaselon, are you doing that?” you ask.

He quickly hides his ring tentacle behind him. “N-… no. Yes. Tradition mandates that a couple beneath a mistletoe kiss. Right?”

> Give him a kiss
> “Yeah, nah, you’re on your own.”
> Write in

>>36900617
>Give him a kiss

>>36900617
>Give him a kiss

Chaselon is a cutie.

>>36900617
> Give him a kiss
it is a tradition
a chaste one

throw the dog a bone

>>36900617

>A little peck on the cheek

Not like the French are strangers to that in particular. Speaking of stereotypes, we should really make sure they haven't gotten into Bruce's good wines. That would be absolute terror to replace.

>>36900617


> Give him a kiss

>>36900617
> Give him a kiss

>>36900617
>> Give him a kiss
kiss his cheek

>>36900789
I hope you mean his face.

>>36900617
>“Yeah, nah, you’re on your own.”

> Give him a kiss

You take him by the side of his crystalline ball structure, then give him a peck on the cheek. He starts glowing red with embarrassment all over. You giggle as he gently push him away, letting him float on further into the mansion. You suppose after all these months, you has deserved that.

But now though, you have to consider this. You now have hundreds, if not thousands of Green Lanterns now beginning to party in your mansion. You sneeze a bit.

Oh, oh for God’s sake. “Leezle pon!” you yell.

> I have not infected you, Green Lantern Berger.

“Yes, you have, get out of me!” With that, you feel your sinuses clear up immediately Good, the little pervert. He needs to learn the concept of personal space. Unlike Chaselon! Your ring beeps again.

> WARNING: ORANGE ENERGY DETECTED

Oh goddamn it! What now!?

> Forget it, you need to party.
> Go investigate
> Write in

>>36901056
>Facepalm, alert Kilowog and a couple others, go to mercury and get a suntan. It's your day off dammit!

Am I the only one that wants Luci to be a nervous wreck by the end of this?

>>36901056
>Go investigate
inb4 Lumi goes full Grinch.

>>36901056
> Go investigate

>>36901056
>> Go investigate

>>36901056
>investigate
more guests, yay

>>36901056
> Go investigate

>>36901089
You are a monster. That is inevitable anyway.

>>36901056
> Go investigate

> Go investigate

You open up the door to your bedroom. “Right, where’s that Orange Energy-“ You’re interrupted by the sight of Larfleeze the Orange Lantern, holding up a pair of your bloomers. You blush intensely. “AAAHHH! YOU PERVERT!” You throw a pillow at him.

“AAAHH!” He screams as he falls under the bed.

“GET OUT OF HERE!” you scream at him. Suddenly an orange chain flies out from beneath the bed and wraps you up. No! Can’t… use… GREEN LANTERN POWERS!

“Haha!” Larfleeze explodes from under the bed, then lifts you up in his arms in a triumphant posture, as if about to break your back. “I HAVE NOW STOLEN CHRISTMAS!”

“What!?” you shriek. “I’m not Christmas you moron!”

“Oh!?” He holds up a picture of you, sitting on a bed in your underwear pulling up your stockings- Oh… that’s where the picture went. How did he get that? Still, on it you did sign Merry Christmas. He must have thought that you are in fact Christmas. “Then explain that!?”

“That’s a greeting you idiot, I’m not Christmas!”

“Too late now!” Larfleeze stands upon the windowsill, throwing you under his arm. “Christmas is now mine!”

How did this happen!?

> “HELP!”
> “Lemme go you damned dirty ape!”
> “This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”
> Write in

>>36901424
>“This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”

>>36901424

> “HELP!”

I mean, we could complain about how he broke into our house and stole our things, but uh.

Well, it's not like we're entirely blameless in that regard.

>>36901424
>“This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”
Stay on topic!

>>36901424
>> “This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”

distract him with the tale of the fat jolly prowler Santa Claus

>>36901424
>“This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”

>>36901424
> “YOU FOOL! CHRISTMAS IS THE SPIRIT OF GIVING! IT WOULD MEAN HAVING TO GIVE AWAY YOUR THINGS! QUICK RUN FROM CHRISTMAS!"

>>36901424
Just sigh and let it happen

>>36901424
>“This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”
If he knows how it works, he may try to take on Santa, and god help him then.

>>36901424
>Write him
Send him after Santa and then send the entire GL corps after him.

>>36901424
>Facepalm, and say, "Please...just go away." Patience is fading fast...

>>36901089
>Luci
>nervous wreck
>Luci

>>36901578
>he may try to take on Santa
>Santa - the original Red Lantern sentenced to eternal community service (distribution of gifts to the deserving youth of the galaxy)

Heh, I'd like to see Larfleeze try!

>this Xmas party

and that's how Lumi became a Red Lantern

>>36901549
This.

Tell him that in order to have Christmas, he would have to give away everything else.
Thus, much like nothing, Christmas is better not to possess.

>>36901623
Supporting, just for sads

> “This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”

“This isn’t how Christmas works you moron!”

“Oh!?” He growls, slobbering and drooling all over your rear. Ugh, that is disgusting! He turns you the right way around, facing you. “Explain to me the story of Christmas then!”

You sigh. “Fine, sit down, sit down. AND PUT ME DOWN!” He lets you stand, then sits down on your bed. You take a chair, and project yourself a nice smoking pipe, a book to read, and a blanket to wrap yourself up in to look like a proper storyteller. “Right… this is the story of Christmas. On the night of Christmas Eve, good boys and girls all across the world are visited by a jolly old man in a red suit called Santa Claus.”

“Is he a Red Lantern?” asks Larfleeze.

“No,” you say. Larfleeze hugs his legs, looking to you expectantly. “Santa Claus is the most generous being ever, who lived in the North Pole. And his duty is to give gifts to all those good little children. Naughty boys like you get coal.”

“Coal!?” He salivates, licking his lips. Ew… “I love coal!”

You roll your eyes. “Anyway… the story of Christmas is technically about the birth of Jesus Christ the Lord, and I would be happy to-“

“So this Santa guy!” Larfleeze leans in. Oh God, his breath. You gag. “He gives gifts, right?”

You nod. “Right… but only if you ask politely by writing him a letter.” You pull out the letter from earlier. “Like this one here, specifically stating what you want for Christmas, oui?” He nods.

He quickly pulls some stationary out of a drawer and pulls a pencil out from nowhere as well. He stares at it blankly for a minute, then hands it to you. “Could you write my letter for me? Don’t worry, I just want a few things for Christmas, I’ll make them really short!”

“I think you might need more paper,” you say.

“Come on, just this once!”

> “No.”
> “Okay, okay.”
> Write in

>>36901916
>> Write in
why don't you just fly up to the north pole and tell him yourself in person?

>>36901916
>“No.”
Gotta stop being a doormat sometime, Lumi.

>>36901916
>> “Okay, okay.”
> “Okay, okay.”

>>36901916
>> “Okay, okay.”
>Make it short.

>>36901916
>“Okay, okay.”

>>36901916
>>36901948
this

>>36901916
> “Okay, okay.”

Lumi. Someone has asked you to write a letter to Santa. How could you refuse?

>>36901916
>> Write in
>"Santa only fulfills the wishes of those who write their own letters."

>>36901916
>"NO"

Tell him to go talk to Santa himself. Get his coal and be done with it.

> “Okay, okay.”

You sigh, taking the stuff from him and then projecting yourself a nice wooden lapboard to write on. “Fine, dictate it for me, will you?”

He nods, projecting himself a pair of reading glasses to fold up in his hands as he paces the room. “Dear Santa Claus. My name is Larfleeze, known to my friends as Agent Orange, and to close persons as Larfleezey.” You roll your eyes. “Now, I have been made aware that you apparently give out gifts on Christmas Eve to good little boys and good little girls. So I ask of you to give me the gift that keeps on giving! What I want for Christmas is food, lots and lots of food, food as far as the eye can see!”

That… was not something you were expecting.

“And I want cake, and hamburgers!”

That was something you were expecting.

He stands on your windowsill, looking out to the starry sky. “Now, I don’t remember much of my childhood, but I know of the infinite wonders of being a young juvenile. I know you are out there, delivering gifts to those who can’t afford it! But if you cannot grant me food, I ask only one thing.”

He sighs, and for the first time ever in your life, you feel some amount of pity. “I ask that you give me a family.” You write it down neatly, better than he could anyway. “Having everything is dreadful when you have nobody.”

[1/2]

>>36902449
[2/2]

You dot it down.

“Signed, Larfleeze.” You sign that down. He turns to you, glaring at you. “How was that?”

You shrug, wiping a stray tear from your eye. “It was good.” You fold it up. “I’ll deliver it to him personally.”

“You better!” Larfleeze points at you. “And just for today, I will let you off the hook for trying to steal my shiny!” He coughs, clearing his throat. “And maybe I can let you have something to remember me by…” He forms a pocket out of a construct, then reaches in.

…

“Ah, sorry, don’t have anything to give,” he says. He smiles innocently.

“Joyeux Noël, Larfleeze.” You pet him on the head a bit, and he slaps your hand away, grunting. He jumps out your windowsill and flies away in an orange streak of light. You figure some kids might mistake him for Santa.

You sigh, holding Larfleeze’s letter in hand.

Red Tornado opens up your door. “Hey, we have more guests!” Oh boy.

> Go and greet them
> “Greet them for me, I’m going to relax.”
> Write in

>>36902476
> Go and greet them

It's going to be Batman and Robin, isn't it?

>>36902476
>Go and greet them

>>36902476
> Go and greet them
Then Lumi went into autopilot and became a hostess for Christmas. Eventually she spent the night alone cleaning a manor and wishing she still had her mother.

>>36902476
>Go and greet them
Now what?! The Red Lanterns, the Star Sapphires, maybe Sinestro is paying us a visit?

>>36902476
>Go and greet them

>>36902476
>> Go and greet them
You gotta be the gracious host.

>>36902476
> Go and greet them

>>36902519
probably

>>36902476
> Go and greet them
Must be a good host

>>36902476
>Go and greet them

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>>36902553
>invited to a Christmas Party at their own mansion
>Clarissa didn't know who they actually were

>>36902592
just be thankful its non canon

>>36902476

> Go and greet them

We're going to turn into a postwoman at this rate. A green, slightly irate postwoman with way too much shit on her hands.

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>>36902611

Or was it?

This is where I'd insert a Twilight Zone image but I seem to have lost mine.

>>36902611
But.. maybe if we love Clarissa a whole lot that part will become cannon.. please.. maybe? Oh god why.. mai waifu..

>>36902771
It will never happen

> Go and greet them

You and Red Tornado head up to the door, having to brave the crowd of Green Lanterns first. You nearly step on Xax in the midst of it all, you almost mate accidentally with another Green Lantern who is just an amorphous puddle of slim as well, and Leezle Pon again tries to molest you by infecting you with his smallpox.

You open up the door to reveal Eudora and Cherry Brigantina, Blue and Red Lantern respectively. “Hello!” says Eudora. She holds up a platter of tea. “I brought tea and cookies!” Oh, lovely!

Cherry holds up a very vicious Doberman puppy in her hands. “And I brought my Dog, Ripper!” He growls, barking and yapping loudly. Steel the corgi yaps and barks at him in response. “Aw, Ripper, do not be so rude!” Cherry scolds him, turning him around to face her. “You are making mommy so vewy angwy!”

Wow, you did not think something like that would happen but here you are.

“Oh yes.” Cherry holds up a box of chocolates. “For you.”

“And for you!” says Eudora, handing a well-crafted long bow to you. “Crafted it from the finest woods of Mogo, he sends his regards but he does not socialize, you know how he is.”

You nod. “Yeah, yeah. Go, make yourselves at home!”

[1/2]

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>>36902983
[2/2]

You know, you were frustrated with the Justice Society coming in unnoticed. Then it comes down to the Green Lantern Corps, Red Tornado, Larfleeze, Eudora, and Cherry, and Amy Winston. All of them have come to greet you and spend time with you, and it’s not like they were pulled in last second as some sort of mean prank. They genuinely made time to spend with you!

Wow… Clarissa really has something here.

Still doesn’t excuse her not telling you about this, but this is becoming quickly one of your most exciting Christmas’ at least. You set the gifts aside with the rest of the pile for now. Eudora and Cherry get to mingling with the rest of the guests. You’re about to shut the door, when a red hand takes it and holds it in place.

Ah. Sinestro. He smiles at you, having brought Arkillo as well. “What? Am I not invited?” he says coyly.

> Shut the door
> “You might as well come in.”
> Write in

>>36903005
>“You might as well come in.”

>>36903005
> “You might as well come in.”

Christmas truce?

>>36903005
>> “You might as well come in.”
>Tell them about the Christmas Miracle of WW1.

>>36903005
> “You might as well come in.”
> Write in
project mistletoe construct

>>36903005
Laugh at Arkillo.

>>36903005
> “You might as well come in.”
> Talk about the Christmas Truce
> To hell with it, may as well invite Cherry too.

>>36903005
> “You might as well come in.”
It's Christmas plus I'm shipping them

>>36903081
Cherry is already here.

>>36903005
> “You might as well come in.”
If only you were still red and green.

>>36903005
>Laugh at Arkillo. "You know, seeing him acting all tough is worth it. Come on in."

>>36903005
>“You might as well come in.”

>>36902771
>>36902895

Even if Lumi won't swing that way, Clarissa will find someone wonderful to share her life with.

All will be well.

>>36903349
ClarissaxRed Tornado?

>>36903407
ClarissaxReverseTrapArkillo

> “You might as well come in.”

You sigh, opening the door incredibly wide for Akillo to come through. He snarls, sniffing the air. “I don’t see what’s so great ‘bout this,” he says. He stops in his tracks. “Kilowog! You little pissant!” Kilowog turns around, the crowd parting away to let the two of them start advancing on each other. Kilowog tosses away his wine glass, huffing and puffing. Arkillo advancines on him as well, snorting and growling.

The two butt heads immediately. “AAARRRGGHHH!” Kilowog locks hands with him, near wrestling with him. “I knew you’d show your face around here! You could leave me alone after I bite your tongue out you dope!” yells Kilowog.

“I’m just here to return the favor!” Arkillo pushes him back. He grabs a glass of wine from a Green Lantern and downs it immediately. “With a dance off!”

… what.

The two immediately start strutting and dancing on the floor with the orchestra in the background suddenly going into high energy. Sinestro looks to you. “He knows not to cause trouble, I’ve made sure of it.” Oh, that was nice of him. “As for you…” You roll your eyes. Oh boy. He holds out a little gift box. “A gift from me. Merry Christmas, I am aware the holiday is important to you.”

“Well, thank you,” you say. You look up to see the Yellow Lanterns all stacked on top of each other, holding a mistletoe over both of you.

“What?” asks Sinestro, apparently clueless.

> Kiss him on the cheek
> Full on kiss him
> “Nothing.”
> Write in

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him

>>36903662
>Kiss him on the cheek
Not like it's canon anyway!

>>36903662
> Full on kiss him

its non canon it doesn't matter

maxmium slut Lumi

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>>36903662
> Full on kiss him

It's not because we want to! It's because it's tradition!

BAKA!

>>36903662
> Full on kiss him
hot for professeur

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him

This will be great to let it out of the system.

>>36903662
> “Nothing.”

>>36903689
This is our one chance to see Clarissa because it's non-cannon!

>>36903662
> Kiss him on the cheek

>>36903662
>> Kiss him on the cheek

>>36903662
> Full on kiss him

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him
I am beginning to smell a dream

>>36903662
>> Kiss him on the cheek
Robin !

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him

Better here than in the canon quest.

>>36903662
> “Nothing. Your associates have apparently found a marijuana plant and are intent on showing it off. A crime to possess, actually.”

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him

First, the non-canon, then the real thing.

>>36903791
I think regardless whether it's canon or not, people will vote for this anyway/

>>36903662
>Full on kiss him

practice for canon

> Write in
ask for a mustache ride

>>36903662
>> Full on kiss him

Feels like a waste to do this on a non canon thread, but eh.

bang the Professeur
scissor the Clarissa
pity fuck the Chaeslon
make bedroom eyes with the Mogo

open heart
open legs

>>36903662
>> Full on kiss him.

It's like what'll happen in Canon, but in non-canon!

So are we going to jump Robin's bones after this?

>>36904004
Who?

>>36903662
>Kiss him on the cheek

>>36904004
Dick and Master Bruce will walk in just as the kiss begins.

>>36904004
if we get the chance. Why not?

hell, get Dynamic Double teamed

>>36904004
No, we still haven't forgiven him for that creeper shot. Even Clarissa knows to ask nicely!

>>36904072
Yet, Carissa stares at us at every turn. Makes a party at our workplace and never told us. Harasses us at work, and probably a couple other things I may have missed.

Way I'm seeing it she has a lot more of a creeper then Robin is.

>>36904179
Yeah but girls aren't creepy, she is just our annoying, odd friend

>>36904179

What are you talking about? Robin's harassment is of a sexual/romantic origin, Clarissa's is that one annoying friend we keep close to make us seem like a more reasonable person.

>>36904179
And yet even she asked for a photo rather than just taking one when we were compromised by alien powers.

>>36904241
That wants to jump our bones and has similar ideas to what Robin did.

>>36904222

If she gets jealous, Lumi should give Clarissa do frenchest kiss that Lumi can muster.

>>36904284
Anon, I'm afraid I don't follow. What do you mean she wants to jump Lumi's bones? That seems rather rude, Lumi's well anda live.

>>36904365
She wants to go for a roll in the hay.

>>36904222
Yeah but girls aren't creepy,

Batgirl.

Enough said,

Also Green Arrow if cosgrove's story is canon.

Well not creepy but a massive bitch.

>>36903662
Project a collar around his neck, drag him to the bedroom, and laser, "Do not disturb on pain of death" into the door.

>>36904401

Wouldn't rolling on hay be uncomfortable?

>>36904488
depends on the amount of hay

>>36904488
No, I'm saying she wants to knock boots, you know? To do the horizontal hula.

>>36904488
She wants to hold our hand

> Full on kiss him

You take him by the collar, and pull him down your level. You gently press your lips against his. Ooh lala~, his lips are so spicy, and tingly! It is like kissing a pepper! You hold it for a few seconds, then pull away with a blush. Sinestro as well looks a bit surprised, then he smirks. “Naughty girl…” He pets your head, ruffling your hair a bit. He snaps his fingers, then the leaning tower of yellow lanterns collapses in on themselves.

Suddenly, more guests arrive, normal ones. George Dickles the cab driver is first. “Wow, it’s been while since I’ve been around here!” he says. He steps in, grinning as Monsieur Buckle along with Vicky and Ellie step in as well. You can’t help but greet them all, happy that they’ve arrived. Even if you don’t work near them anymore, you at least can welcome some old friends who did you no wrong.

Marvin Nodell as well arrives with his motley band of Bomber pilots. “Hey there, Lumi.” He holds up a gift for you, a small little box wrapped up in what appears to be parachute silk. “Couldn’t find good wrapping paper on short notice, unfortunately.”

How many people did Clarissa invite!?

You take it happily. “Thank you, Marvin.” Another mistletoe hangs overhead, this time by some prospective pilots. You sigh.

“Let me guess, mistletoe?” he says. “You don’t have to, I don’t mind.” He points to his scarred cheek. “Look at me, I must scare you.”

> Kiss him anyway
> “It’s fine, go on then.”
> Write in

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>>36904531

>>36904548
> Kiss him anyway
Fuck it let's kiss everyone

>>36904548
>> Kiss him anyway

>>36904548
>kiss him anyway
Lumi's such a slut

>>36904548
>Kiss the scar

>>36904548
>Kiss him anyway

>>36904548
> Kiss him anyway

fuck it, french everyone that comes through the front door

>>36904548
>“It’s fine, go on then.”

>>36904548
>“Naughty girl…”

Hehe, I'm feeling giddy now

>>36904548
>Kiss him anyway
What is this "shame" concept you speak of?

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Are misltoe kisses restricted to just faces?

> Kiss him anyway

You stand up on your tiptoes, pouting. He rolls his eyes, then gently pecks your lips briefly. Aww, you were hoping for a little more than that. But you suppose you won’t force it. “Ah, good girl.” The pilots all laugh at Marvin’s expense as they start moving away. Marvin as well waves goodbye to you and start joining in the fun.

You just realized now you have very normal people here intermingled with aliens from different parts of the universe. Now this is a hell of a Christmas party.

Suddenly, the doors fly open of their own accord. “I’m Batman,” he says. “I am only here because Robin forced me to.” Ooooh, the Dark Kngiht, the World’s Greatest Detective! Batman! And his lovely assistant the boy wonder Robin! Everyone marvels in awe at him as they walk up to you. “What are you doing to this mansion?”

You shrug. “Well, Bruce Wayne never uses it. I’ll have it cleaned.” You tilt your head. “Why do you ask?”

Batman is quiet for a second, then says, “No reason. But you better have it cleaned.” He walks past you. That was weird. But anyway, Robin!

He grins. “Hey, girl!” He crosses his arms. “Looks like we got ourselves a mistletoe.” Oooh lala~, so we do! You both lean in for a kiss…

“Nope.” Batman grabs his cape, then drags him away.

“Aw come on!” yells Robin.

“If I have to suffer here, so do you,” says Batman.

“Noooooo!” Robin screams in terror as they disappear into the crowd.

… Well, that was weird.

You sigh, oh well. You might as well enjoy yourself now! You start greeting all of your guests as the music starts picking up. Eudora and Cherry dance slowly to the beat, while Arkillo and Kilowog continue headbutting each other. Red Tornado plays around with Steel and Chaselon, happily as they chase each other around the block. Salaak catches up on old times with Sinestro over a few glasses of wine. The Justice Society + Batman and Robin all get drunk off their asses along with the Bomber pilots and the people of your neighborhood.

[1/2]

>>36905267
[2/2]

The Mansion is alive with the joy of Christmas.

-

-

You yawn, checking your watch. 11:00PM. Clarissa still hasn’t shown up yet. Most of the guests have already left, while some (which is mostly the Corps) are camping out tonight in the mansion. In the hallways lay slumbering Green Lanterns and Yellow Lanterns. You hope you don’t have to pick them up in the morning. You open the door to your room, then jump onto the bed.

…

You hear the window pop open, and you look to see Clarissa sneaking in. “Bonsoir,” you say. She pauses, frozen in the headlights. “You know what time it is?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m sorry.” She steps into the room, looking genuinely apologetic. “You know how kids are. You start playing with them, and they sort of… bring you back. I just had to visit my old orphanage, see how they were doing and I guess I lost track of time. I hope I didn’t miss too much.”

You shrug. “I must admit, it was a fun party.” She grins, happily. “Never do that again without me knowing.” She nods, understanding. She sits down next to you, rubbing her hands together. “Cold?”

“A bit, it was chilly out,” says Clarissa. She sighs, then lies down, her head next to yours. “It’s warm here though.” She turns her head to yours, and you can’t help but get lost in those lovely blue eyes of hers. No, no, she’s a girl. Girls can’t love girls damn it.

You slowly edge yourself right on the bed, leaning against the headrest. “Right, well, we should get some sleep. Oui?”

She nods. “Yeah.” She crawls up to you, smiling as she lies forward. What… what is she doing? She slowly crawls over you, setting her thighs around yours, and pressing her chest against yours as well.

“Cl… Clarissa.” You lean back, your heart racing like a greyhound. “What are you doing?” She presses her finger to your lips.

“GL, there is just one thing I want for Christmas.” She smiles. “Just one thing, Okay? Think you can give me that?”

> “Hell no, get off of me.”
> “Sure.”
> Write in

>>36905267
Man, I can totally hear Batman's voice as he says that

>>36905292
> “Sure.”

>>36905292
>Ask her what is it?

What happen to batgirl

>>36905292
> “Sure.”
but the stores are closed by now...

>>36905292
> “Sure.”

>>36905292
>“Sure.”
Non-canon, so go right ahead!

>>36905292
>> “Sure.”

>>36905292
> “Sure.”
So what's the punchline? A new pair of socks? A fancy dress? Maybe Robin's phone number?

>>36905292
> “Hell no, get off of me.”

>>36905292
"Only if Sinestro can join us~"

> “Sure.”

You blink, looking away. “Um… sure, I guess?” She takes your chin gently with those velte fingers of her, making you face her. You can do nothing else but stare into those piercing eyes of hers. She creeps up slowly, her lips puckered. “U-um… are we going to go shopping? I mean, all the stores are closed.” She’s going to kiss you. She’s going to kiss you. Do something, do something!

Ah, forget it. You were always curious about what it was like to kiss a girl anyway. You both shut your eyes, then press your lips against each other.

And oddly enough, this feels like the most satisfying kiss you’ve had all night. She gently parts her lips, her tongue trying to get through your own. Ew, that’s her tongue! Who knows where that’s been!

But… strangely, you can’t resist it. You-

>>36905767
-

-

“Betty.” You yelp, looking up from your typewriter. Oh gee willickers you must have gotten a bit too self-indulgent in that. You suppose that writing a 30,000 word fiction on how the Green Lantern turned out to be a lesbian is not a good or efficient way of discrediting her. You turn your chair around to see your Aunt Kathy in the door. She wears nothing but her bathrobe, and her hair is done up in a towel wrap. She must have gotten out of the bath recently. “What are you doing?”

You are Betty Kane, the Batgirl. “Um…” You look around. “Just typing stuff, Aunt Kathy.” You’ve been staying at her place ever since you’ve started training. But soon you’ll have all that you need to defeat the Green Lantern (the French one, the one with the cowtits can go suck a dick) and take her place as the Heroine of Tomorrow!

Aunt Kathy sighs, looking around your room. It’s a simple room and board, not too big, big enough for the desk and the bed and a bureau. “Goodness, Betty. Your room is a mess! Look at this!” She walks up to your bed, where your uniforms and clothes are all piled on. “Do you even sleep on your bed?” She starts picking up your clothes.

Wait. WAIT! “Aunt, no!”

She holds up your body pillow, showing off a very distressed and heavily blushing Green Lantern, her skirt pulled up to reveal her underwear, and her chestplate pulled away to reveal her pert breasts wrapped up in lacy underwear. She looks to you, confused. “… what is this?”

> “GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”
> “I can explain.”
> Die of embarrassment.
> Write in

>>36905767
inb4 Schteel the dog steals this timeline's lumi's first kiss

use peanut butter trick

>>36905789
> Die of embarrassment.
the only acceptable course of action

>>36905789
And then I was horribly sad.

>>36905789
>> “GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”

>>36905789
> Write in
"Merchandise, I'm starting a business here."

>>36905789
>“I can explain.”

>>36905789
>“GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”

>>36905789

> “I-I can explain!”
> Die of embarrassment.

>Batgirl smear campaign against the Green Lantern
Huh. Didn't expect that one.

>>36905789
> “I can explain.”

>>36906038

I was honestly expecting a dream sequence.

Closet lesbian shipper Batgirl is somehow even more hilarious.

>>36906038
A Tsundere Batgirl's smear campaign. Pretty cool.

Also, my only regret is not trying to deliver the letters to Santa. Larfreeze's was rather touching.

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Wait a minute...

How does Batgirl know about Larfreeze? Or Sinestro?

>>36906145
clarissa told the world apparantly

>>36906145
Batgirl's acquainted with Batman's incredible library of alien cultures and technologies. He recently updated it too with knowledge of Sinestro's fall from grace.

Batman actually travels through space a lot.

>>36906145
I think the explain action is best summed up as "GermanSchteel is a cunt."

>>36906145
Epic level stalking.

>>36906177
Anon, it's non-canon. It was never real, there is no need to be so upset.

>>36906176
>Batgirl has Batman's databases by proxy
Huh. That makes a lot of sense.

>>36906176
Really?

Is Earth's technology really that advanced? I mean, during WW2 the best they had were early cruise missiles.

>>36906218
Super heroes work on a different scale than the rest of the world.

>>36906200
If it was never real, then why not go with something happy? Oh well, Nevermind.

>>36906234
I can understand that, but their inventions should leak out in some way to the rest of the world.

If Bruce Wayne has a space rocket, then Wayne Enterprises should have a space rocket program.

>>36906260
Actually, it's not too far off. in the 20s and 30s people were developing rockets.

It was just that no one made it into a scale as big as the Germans did.

I wonder if Lumi's ever read Carmilla. Is it the one classic that stumps here and makes her go "I don't get it"? Or did she just never hear about it?

>>36906244
What did you want anon? Clarissa dreaming of something she could never have? A big, gay alternate universe?

How is Batgirl's stalkery lesbian fanfiction such a terrible thing to you?

>>36906218
don't apply logic to comic books

you'll live a longer healthier life

>>36906320
People being happy

> “I can explain.”
> Die of embarrassment.

You feel your cheeks catch fire. “Auntie, I can explain!” You quickly stand up and take the pillow away from her. “It’s uh… it’s-…” … Really, where the heck did you get this anyway!? “It’s for studying of the Green Lantern’s anatomy!”

Aunt Kathy nods. “Really. Is that why she’s naked on the other side?” You blush harder, quickly tossing the pillow underneath the sheets. “Clean up your room.” With that, Aunt Kathy turns around and leaves. “No more crimefighting for you until you can figure out why you even hate the Green Lantern.” She shuts the door behind her.

You turn to the typewriter. Oh man, this is just the worst!

…

But you might as well finish it. You sit up on your chair and flex your fingers a bit. Then you continue typing. “… and then they fucked,” you say as you go along with the gentle descriptions of Clarissa gently kissing Lumi’s breast, then the two gently making love in the Christmas night. Yes, yes, this will certainly destroy her reputation! No one will ever take her seriously anymore!

Though… maybe you should really stop. Something about this is really setting off some flags in your head and “downstairs”.

…

Nah. You continue on. “And so… Clarissa was happy, so happy…”

>>36906384
Sounds like Batgirl is even more tsun for Clarissa than Lumi.

>>36906384
and then Clarissa bought all the copies and the movie rights

>>36906384
New plan, ship Batgirl and Clarissa. Operation Pair the Obsessives is go!

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>>36906384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEq4tXATjrw

That's it for this little Christmas special. Hope you all enjoyed it because I'm not running anything this week or this coming weekend, holiday season after all. Joyeux Noel and Joyeux anniversaire to you all.

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See you next time.

>>36906459
Thanks for running, boss.

>>36906459
Thank you Schteel! And Merry Christmas!

>>36906430

Considering she has a bodypillow of Lumi before that particular tidbit of culture even caught on in Japan, I doubt she's tsun for Clarissa.

>>36906430
Clarissa is straight-up dere for Lumi. We haven't seen anyone go stalker-tsun for her before now.

>>36906459
but neither one of us is capable of seeing each other...

thanks for running

>>36906459
Merry Christmas!

>>36906459
Thanks for the thread, have a good christmas!

>>36906485
All the best girls love Lumi... this is awful. Lumi! Why do you not love them back!?

>>36906517
but Lumi loves all her friends

>>36906517
You're overstating it anon, RT loves her platonically and Cherry doesn't love her at all, so it's not all the best girls.

>>36906517
Because Lumi doesn't know what true love is yet. And she is horrible.

>Clarissa and Betty team up to convince Lumi that Forbidden Love is AOK
>By example