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>>36962827

"So... let me get this straight." Cole frowns. "One night every year, this fat guy in a sleigh flies around and leaves presents for everybody?"

"That's right." You nod.

"And... he essentially breaks into everybody's houses to do that?" Julie narrows her eyes. "Sounds like law breaking behavior to me."

"It's really not all that bad." You sigh.

"And he just somehow knows what everybody's done through the whole year? Sounds kinda creepy." Melissa adds.

"Well, when you put it that way..." You concede.

"So... so... theoretically, if Santa just snapped and turned psycho, he could use his powers to kill literally everybody on the planet in their sleep and there's nothing anybody can do about it?" Cole asks.

"Ummmm, yeah, I guess that's theoretically possible." You sigh.

"Santa sounds like a cool guy." Cole grins. "Is he really real?"

>Um, yeah. Totally real.
>Sorry, but he's made up.
>Maybe you should find out yourself.
>Other

>>36962829
"You should ask the other girls what they think."

>>36962829
>Maybe you should find out yourself.
This can only end well.

>>36962829
>>Maybe you should find out yourself.
Producer as Santa go.

>>36962829
>Maybe you should find out yourself.

>>36962829
>>Sorry, but he's made up.

>>36962829
>>Maybe you should find out yourself.


Mistletoe and Eggnog is a go!

>>36962829
>Maybe you should find out yourself.

>>36962829
>>Maybe you should find out yourself.

Drawfag if you here now is the time to draw all the girls passed out waiting for Santa by the tree

So do you think Artemia is in our holding cell?

>>36962829
>Maybe you should find out yourself.
I guess now is a good time to mention that NORAD tracks Santa's movements.

>producer pretends to be Santa
>enlists the gunship and AI as his sleigh
>Cole, Julie, and Melissa ambush the producer and go on a city-wide chase

>>36962829
>http://pastebin.com/Cv3P0PZi
We got 3 perks now!

>>36962904

If so, maybe we can let her out for a day so she could at least spend Christmas out of captivity.

I think if we treat her like a guest/family, she might have a new opinion of Clover; perhaps even showing restraint when doing missions meant to hinder us, convince her fellows that we're different from other studios, or even start to call out Derosa and create inner conflict within the company.

>>36962948
That sounds like a good idea

>>36962904
We were supposed to send her back to DeRosa, but I don't know if we did that yet or not.

And honestly, with how much we broke her, I don't know if DeRosa will keep her on the payroll.

>>36962948
>>36962904
I think we can also learn a lot more about Derosa if we ask our prisoner what he's really like. Maybe she tells us that he has more depth than his usual demeanour....or just reaffirm our belief that he's kind of an asshole.

Not to mention if he's compensating for anything. We all know P-san has the bigger P-san.

you know i was looking at the stats for the girls and Morgan is kinda op with her to traits

>One Shot One Kill: Morgan can crit on a 19. However, this cannot be used for STAR POWER.
>Here Comes the Snow: +3 to hit on her first shot.

the means if we get a 16 or higher roll she crits it.

>>36963107
Don't crits only count for natural rolls?

>>36963107
>This guy
>Thinking Morgan can roll a 16 or higher

You haven't been here long have you?

>>36963146
i know she cant roll for shit but just saying she should be the most dangerous in theory.

>>36963136
This guy gets it.

A 19+1 is not a nat 20

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>>36962829
"Maybe you should find out yourself." You say cryptically.

"That's not fair." Cole pouts. "Give is a straight answer, Producer!"

"Yeah!" Julie and Melissa both add in.

"Nope. Sorry!" You chuckle. "Besides, don't you have a performance to be doing?"

"Agh!" Cole throws her hands up in the air in defeat as she stomps off and spins around, pointing an accusatory finger at you. "I'll find out, Producer! Whatever it takes!"

Jeez, she's so fun to tease.

As the three Tomb girls file out of the room to join the others, Jenner slides up next to you.

"That was uncharacteristically cruel of you, Producer." She smiles. "Leaving them hanging like that."

"Well, I'm sure they need a bit of mystery in their lives." You shrug.

"So, what presents did you get for them?" She asks.

"...what?" You blink.

"You DID remember to get Christmas presents for all the girls, right?" Jenner gives you a glare with one eye.

DAMNIT, you've completely forgotten!

"Um, yeah, sure. I totally already have them!" You laugh a little too loudly to cover your panic. "All gift wrapped and everything!"

"I'm sure." Jenner nods. "Well, I'll be busy making sure the girls stay out of trouble. We'll most likely be here for a while anyways, so how about you take a break, Producer?"

Damnit, she knew.

You walk into the main square of the mall in a cold sweat. It was already Christmas Eve and you didn't even know the first thing to get for your girls!

Think, Producer, THINK!

>HA HA, TIME TO PICK OUT PRESENTS!

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>>36963203
Cole needs a book on hacking and a stuffed pikachu!

Also, everyone should get cute stockings because it's not Christmas if you don't get socks.

>>36963203
Vintage (or Reproduction) M1911 for Rochelle

>>36963203
>>36963228
I agree with this. But we need unique gifts for each of the girls. I'm just no good with ideas.

>>36963251
Each should get one practical gift and one nice gift.

>>36963236
Nah, get her a Colt M45A1, a 1911 done damn well.

>>36963203
Cole: a new scarf
Julie: a police scanner
Melissa: dont know what to get her
Rochelle: Vintage (or Reproduction) M1911
Rin: a new pair of ear rings
Sparky: dont know as well
Niko: brass knuckles
Morgan: teddy bear (looks Russian)
Jenner: sapphire neckless

>>36963203
Boy love novels for Rin.
The Complete Collection of Cops wildest chase collection for Julie.
What >>36963236 said for Rochelle.
The biography and after action records of Simo Hayha's actions in World War II for Morgan.

That's all I've got so far as ideas.

>>36963203
Matching fluffy slippers for All the idols. Because Fuck socks.

Morgan and our rebel get semi crude slang joke books. Because ones a punk, the other is foreign, and they can both bond over it.Still needs "big" ones
Cole.... and all the tombs idols get a ... personal computer of some kind.either a netbook, smartphone, our future encyclopedia encartaprogram... to better learn about the world. That's a main present. Still needs a stocking stuffer
Himawari gets some hacking tips from us and the captain....Because milspec gear.

Rochelle gets a police and small unit tactics manual.... and interactive vr game/sim for it.

What else?

>>36963203
A T-shirt that says Clover to our Prisoner.

A M1911 for Rochelle (One we may have used back in the day)

Gothic Lolita dress for Morgan.

A new electric guitar for Niko

A bone for K-Zwolf

Rin maybe some nice perfume

Sparky some nice set of tools for bomb disposal

Faylnn same for as sparky but for mechanics

Julie the entire dvd set for Cops

Melissa some nice hairbands

Cole some nice clothes.

Bottle of wine for our staff.

Lilithe something to tease her

Jenner same gift.

ALSO ALL OF OUR IDOLS GET 1 FREE PRODUCER DOES WHATEVER YOU WANT COUPON!

(Within reason)

>>36963326
>Sparky: dont know as well
Get her some supercharged M-80s.

>>36963203
A Coupon that let's the Idol give the Producer one free order along with the gifts

>>36963347
>Gothic Lolita dress for Morgan.

I'm tempted to get that for everyone.

>>36963361
>they all request kisses

>>36963203
I like the idea of giving each girl a "Producer does 1 Thing Card" alongside each gift.

>>36963379
Bad Armchair, bad bad.

We'd die.

>>36963347
>Julie the entire dvd set for Cops

No.

Hot fuzz.

>>36963424
>not Police Squad

Hate to go off topic but:

Is Suptg working?

>>36963203
One free Producer Gift coupon.

M1911 from Producer Armory that he used for Rochelle

A new Gutair for Niko

Some nice earrings with a couple of Boys Love novels for rin

Cole A Pikachu Plushie with a new scarf

Julie a nightstick and a Dvd set to cops

Melissa some nice set of hair bands maybe some nice clothes too

Sparky a new toolbox for her demo work

Morgan a teddy bear with a gthoic loli dress

Faylynn a new monkey wrench

Himawari the newest homo game

Our Secretary and Psycologst soda or something lewd.

Our regular employees a nice bottle of wine.

I think I got everyone?

Why are we getting Melissa hair bands? Is that the best we can do?

>>36963203
Okay, I'm collating all the suggestions...

The "Producer coupon" is a particularly interesting one though...

>>36963489
Oh, geeze.

>>36963466
Well I suppose that a civilian model arm as well as a Augmetics and You: Basic Field Repairs would be handy. She did like talking to some of the nerdier members of P-san's family.

>>36963525
Or a very fancy non-combat aug. You know, to look more 'natural' instead of looking like a hunk of metal.

>>36963443
I think something's wrong with the server at the moment.

>>36963443
>>36963557
I can't get on it either.

>>36963542
That's what the civilian model arm is for.

>>36963466
Something cute and girly for our idols too

Melissa is kind of hard

I still want to give Artemia a clover tshirt

>>36963329
I actually would like to nix the Simo Hayha gift as his claim to fame involved killing Russians. Go with Charlie Hatchcock instead

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>>36963489
And you have hell of a time running back and forth, trying to grab anything and everything that you could in order to get your quota filled. Luckily, Delta City Mall had just about everything you could imagine, and even with the holiday rush, their shelves were still well stocked.

First, for your performance idols, you get a new electric guitar for Niko, and a pair of new Sapphire earrings for Rin. You also get a couple of "special" novels that cater to her tastes.

For the rest of the girls, you have varying gifts, as well. Rochelle gets a vintage M1911 .45 pistol that you got from Marc at no small cost. Cole gets a stuffed Pikachu and a brand new scarft. Julie gets an entertainment stick full of every cheesy over the top action cop flick you can find, though you're a bit wary that Julie might think they're based on true events. Melissa gets a cosmetic shell she can fit over her augmetic arm and put custom designs on. Morgan gets a big brown teddy bear with a matching gothic lolita dress, just to poke a bit of fun at her. Sparky gets a fresh set of demo tools.

Meanwhile, your support girls get some gifts as well. Falynn gets a fresh took kit to replace her aging equipment, while Himawari gets certain media of an "adult" nature...

You also get a crate of wine for you staff. They at least deserve some thanks as well.

The problem, though, was finding a gift for Jenner.

You KNOW that she was subtly probing for whether you got her anything for Christmas when she asked about the gifts for the idols.

But... what to get her?

>Well?

>>36963329
>The biography and after action records of Simo Hayha's actions in World War II for Morgan.
But Simo didn't fight in World War II, he fought in the Winter War (which was a separate conflict since it ended in 1940), and his claim to fame was in killing Russians, and Morgan is Russian.

>>36963822
A nice necklace.

>>36963822
Gold an diamond necklace

>>36963822
A nice bracelet?

Wait I thought the old man got us a gift for her?

>>36963822
Hmmm.....

Let's try a necklace. Something that compliments her.

>>36963907
I thought THAT GIFT was something meant for a more....intimate environment.

Like a bedroom.

>>36963822
A silver and emerald necklace.

>>36963924
It was a small box though

>>36963969
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.

>>36963822

An all expenses paid trip to a spa and a sexy butler outfit for the Producer.

>>36963995
>Not going for Chippendale P-san.

>>36963907
>Wait I thought the old man got us a gift for her?
>>36963924
>>36963969
we should give her that as well as a nice necklace or bracelet with an emergency transponder inside it

>>36963995
>>36964020
Yes.

Definitely sexy P-san.

Guys I've got it. First call up Boss and wish him a Merry Christmas since we haven't seen him in forever. Then ask him if he can dig up something on Jenner, like something she wanted as a child for Christmas and never got so P-san can surprise her with it.

>>36964096
thats a good idea, we should do that as well as a nice piece of jewelry and grandpa's gift

>>36963822
Oh man, you had to get Jenner something, as she wasn't just going to kill you. She would END you.

Thankfully, you manage to find what you believe would be the perfect gift for her. A beautiful gold necklace, studded with diamonds as white as the Moon itself.

"Um, sir, how much for that necklace?" You ask.

"Oh dear, I'm afraid that's not for sale." The elderly shop keeper shakes his head.

"Why not?" You frown.

"It's just a display piece, to draw the crowds in." The shop keeper shrugs. "It's not for sale."

"Come on, there has to be something I can do." You plead.

"Hmmmm... maybe there is." The shop keeper looks at you with a glint in his eye. "How about this. You do a small favor for me, and the necklace is yours."

"...what kind of favor?" You narrow your eyes.

"Oh, nothing too complicated." The shop keeper bends behind his counter and tosses bundle of clothes at you. You stumble backwards a bit and see that it's a Santa costume.

"What is this?"

"Well, you gotta dress up as Santa, of course." The shop keeper says simply.

"What." You blink. "Why?!"

"Well, when the adults come to the mall for Christmas, they bring their kids with them. Thing is, they don't want to bring their kids into the store here. Can't trust them to keep a secret, you know? I've found that having a Santa outside to distract the kids improves my business!"

That was... a pretty odd thing to do. It made sense to you, but still...

>Fine. I'll do it.
>I think I'll find something else.
>Other

>>36964096
kinda stalkerish, actually. Like, very. I still say some kind of necklace.

>>36964115
>>Fine. I'll do it.

>>36964115
>Fine. I'll do it.

>>36964115
Do it. Do it.
>Fine. I'll do it.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>36964115
>>Fine. I'll do it.

>>36964115
>>Fine. I'll do it.
Time to make some kids' day.

>>36964115
>Fine. I'll do it.

Are you ready for the inevitable antics of when the idols catch sight of a oddly familiar man in a red suit?

>>36964115
Close your eyes. Take a deep breath
>Fine. I'll do it.
Do it for Jenner.

>>36964120
its a classic scene from Christmas movies, getting the one thing you didn't get as a kid that made you stop believing in santa. okay, maybe a little stalkerish
>>36964115
>>Fine. I'll do it.
>then Cole finds "Santa" in her quest to learn about Christmas
> the rest of the girls join in and sit on Santa's lap
>Jenner does it to but knows its P-san

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>>36964168
>door is locked
>have to sneak in

>>36964115
>>Fine. I'll do it.
suck it up soldier be a man

The necklace Sounds kind of gaudy to me

>>36964115
>Fine. I'll do it.

>>36964115
>Fine. I'll do it.
FOR THE GREATER WAIFU!

>>36964252
>>Jenner does it to but knows its P-san
Giving your SO a necklace for Christmas is a time honored tradition.

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>>36964115
"Fine, I'll do it." You sigh. It sounded like an innocent enough, though odd, request.

"Good, good!" The shop keeper chuckles. "There's already a chair set up outside, so all you have to do is dress up and sit on it!"

"Okay, okay." You sigh and quickly begin the process of slipping into the Santa suit. Red hat and coat, fake beard, glasses, and all. There was even a large padded vest to add some extra girth to your frame to complete the illusion.

"Ah! A spitting image of the jolly man himself, you are!" The shop keeper grins. "Now all you have to do is sit outside and wait!"

"Right, right..." You nod as you head out to the small Christmas throne set up outside in the main walkway. And then you sit and wait.

But you don't wait long.

In fact, you see your idols. Every single one including Falynn and Himawari, headed right towards you! Of all the times-!"

>ABORT ABORT
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.
>Other

>>36964433
>>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.
Ahahah

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

>>36964433
>>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

>>36964433
>>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.
NO BREAKS

>>36964433
>>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.
Our Waifu's happiness(and our balls) are counting on us!

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

Why is this even a vote?

>>36964433
>>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.
Time to see if we can act.

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

HO HO HO~, HAVE YOU LITTLE GIRLS BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR?

>>36964433
>You never backed down from a tough job, you aren't going to start now.

did we get something for our prisoner?

>>36964624
We released her weeks ago dude.

soo who do you guys thinks gonna be first one to sit on Santa's lap

>>36964639
Not the maid the one from rose entertainment

>>36964433

MAXIMUM SANTA

NEVER BACK DOWN

>>36964643
The one who recognizes P-san and just want's to sit on his lap.

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>>36964433
Well, you've never backed down from a tough mission before, and you're not going to start now. After all, if you wouldn't be a Producer if that wasn't the case.

"See, look! It's Santa! I told you he was real!" Cole boasts loudly.

"Cole, it's just some punk being paid minimum wage to wear a crappy Santa costume." Rochelle grunts.

Ouch. You're not sure why, but that remark really REALLY hurt.

"Now, now, Rochelle." Rin puts a mediating hand on Rochelle's shoulder. "Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions. Who knows? Maybe this one is the real thing!"

"Rin, you can't seriously be-"

You see Rin visibly squeeze Rochelle's shoulder, her smile suddenly growing very cold.

"Perhaps you're jumping to conclusions." She repeats.

"Um, okay. Yeah." Rochelle backs down.

However, while the idols are bickering, the first girl to make it to your lap is Himawari.

"Ho ho ho, so what do you want for Christmas, little girl?" You boom, trying to lower the tone of your voice to hide your identity.

"Um, I'm not used to handling requests in person, and um... the thing I want is something I don't want to say out loud... so here." Himawari hands you a folded note.

And you read it.

>I'll uh, see what I can do.
>I don't think a girl like you should be into this kind of thing.
>Other

>>36964719
>I'll uh, see what I can do.

>>36964719
>>I'll uh, see what I can do.

>>36964719
>I'll uh, see what I can do.

>>36964719
>I don't think a girl like you should be into this kind of thing , but I'll uh, see what Mrs Claus reccommends .

>>36964719
>I'll uh, see what I can do.

>>36964719

>Look back up at her.
>Look back down.
>Do it one more time.

>"...Well then. You're... *cough* mature for your age. I'll, uh, see what I can do..."

>>36964754
This, this I like.

>>36964719
>>36964754
Seconding.

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>>36964719
>I'll uh, see what I can do.

>>36964719
>>36964754
This

>>36964719
>>36964754
Yeah, I'm going to vote for this as well.

>>36964719
>>36964754
This I guess.

>>36964754
Thirding.

>>36964719
Changing:>>36964746

TO:>>36964754

>>36964719
Tell her you're glad to see her out and about, and that she should be with her friends more.

>sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake
>knows when you're a NEET or not, so be social for goodness sake!

>>36964829
fuck
>>36964754
>>36964719
*ahem* supporting

>>36964719
>>36964754
This one's got my vote.

>>36964754

hahahahaha yes

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>>36964719
You look at the note.

Then at Himawari.

Then back at the note.

Then back at Himawari again.

"I don't think you girl like you should be into this kind of thing." You say crossly. Himawari deflates a bit.

"But, well, uh," You cough. "You do look a bit mature for your age, so I'll, uh, see what Mrs. Claus recommends." You say.

"R-really?!" Himawari's eyes widen.

"Yep! Just don't stay locked up in your room all the time, all right? Go out and get some fresh air once in a while!"

Himawari gives you an odd look, how you could have possibly known about her lifestyle.

"Anyways, next!" You say, gently lifting Himawari off your lap.

Falynn is next and hops onto your lap.

"Oho, and what do you want for Christmas, little girl?"

"Well, uh, normally I don't want to ask for stuff from other people, since I like to build stuff with my own hands." Falynn sighs. "But I'm kinda in need of a nuclear battery."

>Ok, sure thing.
>May I ask why?
>That sounds a bit too dangerous...
>Other

>>36965052
>>Ok, sure thing.
God damn it, Falynn.

>>36965052
>May I ask why?

>>36965052
>Other
"Fission of Fusion?"

>>36965052
Probably going to use it to build some special equipment.
>>May I ask why?

>>36965052
>May I ask why?

>>36965052
>>May I ask why?

>>36965052
>May I ask why?

Also, shouldn't cyberpunk settings have so much deregulation that nuclear reactors come in Do It Yourself kits?

>>36965052
>May I ask why?
She may have been a nice girl, but using it for the wrong reasons would put her firmly into the naughty list and have her stuck with a coal powered generator.

>>36965052

>Well now, that's a rather interesting request. May I ask why?

>>36965052
>>36965088
This. Kind of a significant difference between the two.

>>36965052
>Other
"Fission, Fusion, or Thermal?"
Because radio-thermal batteries are a thing, too, you know.

>>36965158
Yeah, this.

>>36965158
>she wants a thorium reactor

>>36965166
GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES IT ALWAYS DROP THE LINK TO THE STORY POST HOLY SHIT
>>36965052
>>36965158
Supporting

>>36965052
>>36965158
This

Curses! The thread was today! Shoot. There goes the chance to get some christmas outfit idorus done for the holiday thread. Perhaps I can get something done ACQ....

Almost forgot, in a few more days, Cyberpunk Idols will hit its 1-year anniversary. What a year that was.

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>>36965052
"Fission, Fusion, Thermal, or Thorium?" You ask without missing a beat.

"Ohohoho, you're good." Falynn chuckles. "Well, uh, any would do, I guess."

"Well, what exactly would you need one for?" You ask.

"I, er, might use it to build a personal killbot..." Falynn chuckles nervously.

>Ok, sure, whatever.
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?
>Other

>>36965304
>>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
>>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
>Other
"As long as you point it at the right people."

>>36965304
>>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?
Time for the usual Santa flare.

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
>>Ok, sure, whatever.

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

"What about a robot that could help your friends?"

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
>>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?
>>Other
"Now a guard bot on the other hand is entirely different, if it kills someone trying to hurt you then its okay"

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?
"why not a flying robot buddy with a lot of tools to help you?"

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>>36965371
Like this?

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965304
Please tell me we can whip out "The Nice List" and carefully cross Falynn's name off?

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>>36965304
"That sounds might naughty." You grunt, giving Falynn a glare of EXTREME DISAPPROVAL. "Perhaps you should use it for something nicer?"

"Um... yeah. Okay, I'll think about it." Falynn nods.

"Good. Now off you go!" You pat Falynn on the back.

Next up is Rochelle you sites on your lap with a frown on her face.

"Hohoho, why such a frowny face, little miss?" You ask.

"Look, bud, you and I both know you aren't the real thing." Rochelle grunts. "I'm only here because the other expect it of me."

>Well, regardless, why not tell me what you want?
>Oh, but I am the real Santa!
>Other

>>36965304
>>That sounds mighty naughty. Perhaps use it for something nicer?

>>36965573
>Oh, but I am the real Santa!

Tell her something only Santa would know!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>36965573
>>Oh, but I am the real Santa!

>>36965573
>>36965594
This

>>36965573
>Oh, but I am the real Santa!

>"For example, I know that you like your Producer!"

>>36965573
>>Other
"It matters not what I am, whether I be real or incorporeal made of dreams, what matters is what you want, so what do you want little one?"

>>36965573
>>Oh, but I am the real Santa!

>>36965573
>Oh, but I am the real Santa!
Ask, and it shall be given, provided you have been a good girl this year!

>>36965573
>>Oh, but I am the real Santa!

hey Merc Ghost ran today and something interesting happened

>>36965611
>>36965573
I kinda like this.

>>36965573
>As long as you keep the Christmas spirit in your heart, I'm sure Santa will hear. So does it really matter whether I'm the real Santa or not?

>>36965573
>Oh, but I am the real Santa!
for example I know your number one on game(insert name here )and that you've been talking to the second best player ever since you met him on the job.

>>36965573
>>Oh, but I am the real Santa!
Tell her something Santa will know

>>36963443
>>36963557
>>36963571
Well if thread dies before it can be archived, send Lord an email and get him to import the file from moe.

>>36965573
Hmm. Instead of claiming we're the real Santa and then proving it by knowing stuff about her, could we instead go the "well, reguardless of what you think" response followed by asking her questions that would prove us to be Santa? I think that but proving it without making any claim we'd do a better job of convincing her.

>>36965621
Fronk got laid.

>>36965666
yep

>>36965686
And now there's a shitstorm on whether Ghost'll take a roll on pregnancy as canon, a fucking 98.

>>36965666
I don't believe you, Satan.

>>36965712
i gotta see that ill be back

>>36965716
it just happened

>>36965716
How do you link over threads? Like so?:
>>36965357

>>36965750
And please go there and talk about it.

>>36965666
Bout time something happened Satan.

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>>36965573
"Oh, but I am the real Santa!" You insist.

"Really?" Rochelle's eyes narrow. "Then tell me something only Santa would know!"

Um...

>roll 1d20

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>>36965811
HAHA

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36965811

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>>36965811
Come on

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36965811

>>36965820
fuck it were good

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>>36965811
I PISS SNOW

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>>36965811
HAHA TIME FOR SNOW

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>>36965820
>>36965822
>>36965828

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>>36965820
>mfw I didn't fuck up

>>36965820
And so we divulge the secrets of safe travel at a near-light speed to a teenage operator.

>>36965820
Hahahahaha!!!!!

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>>36965820

>>36965820
So what dark embrassing secret we mention to Rochelle

>>36965820
The holiday spirit is boosting these rolls.

>>36965882

Her three sizes.

>>36965907
More like we heard her talking over game to her not boyfriend.... every single word.

>>36965820
Noice

>>36965907
dont you mean 2 sizes one is non-existent

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>>36965811
"Well, Rochelle." You say simply. "I know that you're part of a military family, and now work as an idol. You have a pet Cyberhound named K-Zwolf which you love more than almost everything in the world and that you have a fine appreciation for guns."

"How... how did you know all that?!?" Rochelle gasps, her facing going pale.

"Because I'm Santa Claus!" You chortle. "I always know these things!"

"I don't know how you did that... but I'll play along for now." Rochelle grunts, trying to save face. "Then if you really are Santa, you'll already know what I want for Christmas."

"A vintage 1911 Colt .45?"

There's a long pause.

With that, Rochelle just blinks and calmly walks off in a daze. Heh, you certainly threw her for a loop.

Next up is Cole, who literally leaps onto your lap.

"IsitreallytruethatyouretherealSantacanyougrantmywish?!"

"Whoa, hohoho, why don't you slow down a bit there! I didn't hear a single thing!"

"Oh. Well, uh..." Cole takes a deep breath. "Um, it feels a bit weird talking to a stranger about all this, but... erm... there's one thing I've really been missing that I want real bad. I'm kinda new to this so I'm not really sure what you can and can't do..."

"And that do you want?"

"It's gonna sound silly, but..." Cole bites her lip. "I want to be part of a family."

>Done
>Something tells me you already are.
>Other

>>36965973

it just means one is 0

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.

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>>36965989
>>Done
>>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.

"D-do you not feel like you are?"

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.
Silly Cole

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.
I only see one option here. Aren't there supposed to be more?

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.
>>Other
"You have people who love and care for you, friends who'll stand by you like sisters, and between you and me I'm sure your Producer loves you just as much as he would his own child. If you ask me Cole, you're already part of an excellent family."

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>>36965989
>"I want to be part of a family."

I cant take this, it's too cute

>>36965989
>>Something tells me you already are.
>>Other
but it will be done in due time. Good times come to little girls who wait.

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.

>>36965989
>Something tells me you already are.
>I feel certain that you've got a family who absolutely love you - Santa knows these things

>>36965989
>>Done
>>Something tells me you already are.

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>>36965989
>"I want to be part of a family."
can we just adopt her now? I know people have tossed the idea of maybe adopting Cole/ the Tomb girls, but seriously after that I'd do it in real life

anyone think out of the idols that maybe Morgan or rin know its the producer?

>>36966105

we adopt all the tomb girls.

>>36965989
My fucking heart Cole, goddamn.

>>36966123
Cole is the only one that needs it. I think Julie and Melissa are fine.

>>36966162
Yep, we adopt Cole and propose to Jenner

>>36966162
Well, Julie MAYBE, but what does Melissa have to go home to?

>>36966162
no all of them

just you watch they all want the same thing

>>36966193
>Adopt all the Tombs girls and propose to Jenner
ftfy

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>>36965989
"Something tells me you already are!" You laugh. "I mean, just look at all those other nice girls you're with. Why, if I didn't know any better, I could swear you were all sisters!"

"I... I guess." Cole grumbles.

"And I'm sure that super nice and super handsome Producer of yours loves you just as much as he would his own child. Really, it sounds as if you practically have everything you want!"

"I guess you have a point." Cole nods. "Thanks, Santa! You really are as cool as the stories say!"

Next up is Julie, who drops onto your lap with a loud WHUMP. Goddamn, she was heavy, even without the armor!

"Hohoho, and what do you want for Christmas, little miss?" You ask.

"I heard that you know all the naughty people in the world?" Julie asks.

"Erm yes I do." You nod.

"Then I want that list so I know who in the world I have to administer JUSTICE too!" Julie says.

>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.
>I think you're doing a good job, already.
>Other

>>36966248
>>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.
Just enjoy Christmas with your friends.

>>36966248
>>Other
ok besides the list what else do you want

>>36966248
>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.

>>36966248
>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.

>>36966248
>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.

>>36966248
We should get Julie a philosophy book. Then she'll learn all about why she should care about justice.

>>36966248
>I think you're doing a good job, already.
Besides that list is private. Super Santa Secret.

>>36966248
>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.
I'm Santa! It is my responsibility to ensure that the nice are rewarded and the naughty are punished each Christmas!

>>36966248
>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.

I've been at this a long time Julie.

>>36966248
>>Don't worry, I have you covered, there.
>>I think you're doing a good job, already.
afterall you don't want to overdose on JUSTICE and become the demons

>>36966248
>>Other

"Now-Now, I can't share my naughty list because then they might not have a chance to be nice next year!"
"But I think you're doing pretty good on your own. Just exercise that judgement and don't let it get sloppy. Presents aren't a replacement for good ol hard work"
"Now, julie, is there anything you want, not for the world but for YOURSELF?"

I think i got all the feelz bases covered with this one!

>>36966316
>>36966248
>"Now, julie, is there anything you want, not for the world but for YOURSELF?"

This.

Julie, what do you want?

>>36966248
this >>36966316

>>36966248
>I think you're doing a good job, already.
>Other
"And I can't give you the list, it's a NOC list, you know."

>>36966316
this is pretty gud

>>36966248
>>36966316
Sure go with this.

>>36966248
>>36966316
This

>>36966248
Supporting: >>36966316

>>36966248
>>I think you're doing a good job, already.

>Julie is heavy
What else to expect of the curviest Idol (and likely the most naturally muscular)

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>>36966248
"Now now." You chortle. "I can't share my naughty list because then they might not have a chance to be nice next year!"

"A chance?" Julie blinks.

"Yes, I believe in second chances for everybody!" You nod. "Anyways, I think you're doing pretty good on your own. Just exercise that judgement and don't let it get sloppy. Presents aren't a replacement for good ol' hard work!"

"I guess..." Julie concurs.

"Now, Julie, is there anything want, not for the world, but for YOURSELF?"

"Well..." Julie pauses, and for the first time, you see her normally confident smile fall off and become a more somber expression. "I do uh... kinda want a dad again. I miss them. Both of them."

Ah, she must be talking about her natural father and the officer that raised her.

>I'm sure you'll find one.
>So how about that Producer fellow, then?
>Other

>>36966450
>>I'm sure you'll find one.
"He might even be closer than you think!"

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one.

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one.

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one.
Who knows, it might be someone you already know!

>>36966450
>>I'm sure you'll find one.

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one.

>>36966462
>>36966450
This.

>>36966450
>>I'm sure you'll find one.
this is kinda breaking my heart a bit

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>>36966450
>>So how about that Producer fellow, then?

>>36966450
>>36966462
this

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>Melissa comes up
>she's already gotten revenge
>She doesn't know what to do with her life

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one.

>>36966450
>I'm sure you'll find one

>>36966450
>>So how about that Producer fellow, then?

Why do I have the unnerving feeling that our enemies will meet up Legion of Doom style and plot against us?

>>36966450
>So how about that Producer fellow, then?
Just for the possible blowback or him being called an old man or actually liking him.

>>36966556
>How Del Rosa stole Christmas

>>36966450
Producer is going to be tearing up by the end of this huh?

>>36966556
>>36966584

The Bear, Derosa, The BBs (led by Evil! Cole Clone), and other people we fought plan to STEAL CHRISTMAS.

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>>36966450
"I'm sure you'll find one." You grin and wink. "He might even be closer than you think!"

"R-really?" Julie blinks.

"Yep! Santa doesn't lie!" You laugh.

"Thanks!" Julie gives you a big, very powerful hug before exiting.

Next up is Melissa, and she calmly sits on your lap.

"Hohoho, and what would you like for Christmas, little miss?"

"Um... this might sound pretty silly." Melissa says nervously. "But, there's this man I know. He's taken good care of me for a while now, and I... I want him to adopt me."

Well, Melissa certainly was more direct than the others about it.

>Well, consider it done!
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?
>Other

>>36966627
>>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?
Time for ego stroking. It's not producer.

>>36966627
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?

>>36966627
>>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?
then tell her and consider it done.

>>36966627
>>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?

>>36966627
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?

>>36966627
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?

>>36966627
>Other

"I'll try to talk to him about it, but could you give me a hint as to who this is?"

>>36966627
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?
Well, Santa may know a lot but there are a few important men in your life, so can you give Santa a hint.

>>36966627
>Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?
>Other
We just want to make sure this is the right man

I think Melissa's confession is more 'hnnng' worthy then what Cole said.

>>36966627
>>Other

"Well, why don't you tell me about this man! I wouldn't want to get such an important gift wrong. What's he like?"

>>36966733
Cole is more tsundere

>>36966627
>>Well, consider it done!

>>36966733
Tsundere is moe.

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>>36966627
"Can you tell me more about this obviously awesome man?" You ask, already suspecting the answer.

"W-well..." Melissa frowns. "Actually, he's my boss, er, Producer. Well, but he doesn't really act like a boss, though. More like a dad, and I guess.... that's why I want him to adopt me."

"I see, I see." You nod, your heart feeling very heavy now. "Well, consider it done. I'll have a few words with this Producer of yours!"

"You will?" Melissa's eyes literally sparkle.

"Of course." You nod.

"Thank you!" Melissa makes a move to hug you, but catches herself, opting instead for a simple handshake.

Then it's Morgan's turn. She calmly sits on your lap.

"Hello, Mr. Santa. I have spent many a long winter hunting you in the northern wastes, and you have always eluded me." Morgan says. "To think that you would show yourself so brazenly in the middle of a mall."

And you thought Morgan would be one of the more levelheaded ones...

"Hohoho, so then what do you want, little miss?" You ask.

"I desire a White Tiger pelt." Morgan says simply.

"A... A white tiger pelt?" You blink.

"Yes. They're practically extinct and it's illegal to hunt the few that are left." Morgan says. "This seems like my best alternative."

>I'll see what I can do.
>How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?
>Other

>>36966936
>>I'll see what I can do.
its a blanket with a note saying couldn't get the real thing sorry.

>>36966936
>>How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?
If she ever gets a pelt, she might use it as a rug, and then do lewd things.

>>36966936
>How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?

"Unfortunatly to get that I would have to ruin a white tiger's christmas. And that's against the rules."

>>36966936
>Other
Sorry, little girl Santa can't fulfill such a gift request. See Santa is against killing if there is no need for it.

>>36966936
>>36966964
Hey, I like this.

>>36966936
This could work >>36966953

I'm sure we could spring for a high quality fake one though.

>>36966936
>I'll see what I can do.

>>36966936
>How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?

Why not a small mechanical white tiger that acts as a spotter?

>a la Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep

>>36966936
>>36966970
This will work.

>>36966997
I wonder if we could get a white kitten with black stripes.

>>36966936
>>Other

"That's an.. unusual request. It sounds like something personal or familial... Is there some other reason you want it?"
"Because it sounds like you want the thrill of the hunt more than you want a token to remember it by."
"And believe me, I know a little something about lining up everything just right for that one moment"

perhaps throw in a jolly wink if appropriate.

>>36966936
>I'll see what I can do.

But

>How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?

"Even Santa has to obey international laws. He has to be careful to make sure local governments won't arrest him for poaching."

>>36966936
>I'll see what I can do.

Then get her >>36967010

>>36967011
this >>36966936

you did it again good sir

>>36966964
>>36967011
I like these two. Figure out WHY she wants it.

I"m guessing it has to do with some ancient family inheritance/mob rulership trial that goes back to ye olden days when tigers were plentiful

>>36966936
>>36966964
>>36967011
these

>>36967032
thank you

>>36966936
>I'll see what I can do.
We got someone at Umbrella, who works with genetics.
Get a cloned tiger pelt should be enough.

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>>36966936
"How about something that doesn't involve hunting down another animal?" You ask.

"Mmmmm. Maybe." Morgan admits.

"What exactly do you want one, anyways? You seem to be the type that would enjoy the hunt more than the actual prize." You point out.

"Oh, well, erm..." Morgan shifts nervously. "I was just hoping I could use it to impress someone, that's all."

"I see...." You say suspiciously.

"But a kitten would be fine." Morgan adds.

"Done." You agree.

With that, Morgan calmly steps off and Sparky takes her place.

"Yo!" Your demogirl says cheerfully.

"Hohoho, and what would you like for Christmas?"

"I want an augmetic eye." She says simply.

"But you already have two perfectly good ones." You point out.

"Yeah, well, it's for my teacher." Sparky says. "He lost one in a, uh, 'accident' a while back, and he's never had the money to get a replacement."

>Consider it done.
>What kind of "accident"?
>Other

>>36967171
Clone a whole tiger. Release it into the wild for her to hunt

>>36967193
>>Consider it done.

>>36967193
>>Consider it done.

>>36967193
>>What kind of "accident"?

>>36967193
>Consider it done.
No need to be nosy.

>>36967193
>Consider it done.
>that's very selfless of you sparky. Do you want anything for yourself?

>>36967199
well we do have that holo room simulation thingy, we can set up a hunt for her in that

>>36967193
>Consider it done.
Though we should ask in what color.

>>36967215
going with that

>>36967193
>>36967215
Yeah.

>>36967193
this>>36967215

>>36967193
>>36967215
This

So who do you think she was trying to impress with the Pelt?

>>36967297
Probably P-san's nephew, the sniper.

>>36967193
>Other
"Just regular sight, or any special mods? Zoom features?"

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>>36967193
"Consider it done." You nod. "And that's pretty selfless of you, but is there anything you want for yourself?"

"Naaaaaaaah. Just seeing shit explode is enough for me!" Sparky laughs.

Of course.

And then Rin comes up and sits on your lap.

"Hohoho, and what do you want for Christmas, little miss?" You ask.

"You don't have to go through the whole act with me, Producer." Rin chuckles.

"I have no idea what you're talking about!" You say. "I'm not this Producer person you speak of, though he does sound be to super awesome and amazing!"

"Oh Producer!" Rin laughs. "Don't worry. I won't tell the others."

"What gave it away?" You sigh.

"I saw through the act as plain as day." Rin says. "Honestly, I'm surprised the others didn't catch it. Plus, if Santa were real, why would he be hanging out in a mall?"

"Those are some good points." You concede. "So, what do you want?"

"I'll just ask for something realistic, then." Rin smiles. "A headpat."

"A what?" You blink.

"You do it with Rochelle and Cole and the others all the time." Rin pouts slightly. "It hardly seems fair."

"All right, all right." You laugh as you pat Rin on the head. "I promise I'll keep that in mind in the future."

"Also, erm, I do have another request. A Christmas kiss, maybe?" Rin asks hopefully.

>Sorry, only one wish per Christmas.
>I don't see any mistletoe.
>Sure.
>Other