>>36989904
"Yeah, she's real secretive about that" Majazal says appearing besides me, scorching the grass beneath her "Makes me wonder why some times why she refuses to tell me, I mean I am her sister"

"Dear sister" I say "Any who know our names holds power over us, and while I do hold you very dear to my heart, I do not trust you to not abuse the power over me that comes with my name"

"Oh, you're probably right in that belief sister" Majazal says smiling "still, it makes me angry to know you as only as sister"

"So, does she have a title as well?" the old man asks

"Of course not, she never lets me do anything fun to get one" She sighs

"Right, so the everhungering" He says turning to me again "Well, how do I put this, what's with the walking suit of armor and what did you do to the woman who stayed with us earlier, she's been acting a bit weird lately"

"Well, I can't really deny your curiosity now can I?" I say smiling again and leaning closer, the man smiles friendlily, I stop smiling "The metal suit holds the soul of a warrior called Huran, I have no idea why he's still here, still he's a good enough sort once you get to know him, and as for the Liliana, well she was tormented by the fact she was slowly turning into a monster, and I couldn't just let her suffer through that now could I? so I gave her a push to speed things up"

"So you turned her into a monster?" He asks "Well, better than you eating her I suppose, Well now my son is gonna be all twitchy around her, the twit". He sighs and shakes his head, before staring at me once more

"However, I have something else to ask you" He says "see, I know you took my sword, and well even if you didn't I wouldn't be able to lift it anymore anyways, so the fact that you carry it like a child carries a stick, I need your help with some lifting". I stare into his eyes, and he stares back, smiling friendlily.

cont

>>36989913
What do I do?
[] Help him
[] tell him to get someone else to do it
[]Ask him something
[] talk to someone else (Sheep girl (Lilac), Majazal, Liliana (Guardswoman), Rose, Huran)
[] write in

>>36989913
[] Help him
[]Ask him something
About what he did with the sword, even guardswoman before she became more would have issues using it.

>>36989955
Help him? Pah. Ask him about the sword first. Then if he asks us for help again, make sure we know what he needs help with before blindly agreeing to help him.

>>36989955
This. Dude's alright, he's fairly polite whilst remaining engaging conversation. Considering how we regarded the guard I'd say we respect this guy a fair deal too.

Plus he's feeding us.

By the way, did the guard regrow her hand?

>>36990048
No, she will if she grows less human however

>>36990024
I'm betting he was a monster hunter back in the day. He's not nearly as rattled as most people and unlike guardswoman who still more or less scared of us he seems relaxed. Plus he had a Guts huge sword.

>>36989913
>[] Help him
Has any else asked us to do a reasonable thing?

>>36990072
Factor in the fact he's living in monster infested lands.

Though he might not have been a monster hunter, rather just the fighting farm hand.

>>36990079
Only miss information broker after we asked her to find Liliana.

>>36990100
True, still he was a badass back in the day, and likely would put up a hell of a fight against most monsters not on our level.

>>36990120
Oh I'm not disputing the presumed level of badassery, just what occupation he may have occupied with it.

>>36989930
>>36989955
This.

>>36990146
Either way, might want him to sate our curiosity by teaching us some swordplay.

>>36990165
Hmm. Learning us some swordplay might not be a bad idea at all, actually. Especially since we have a sword (didn't we have a saber too?) that we really should learn how to use.

>>36990165
Sounds good to me, though he'll no doubt only be capable of showing us the motions. Maybe get Hassan to help spar.

Though I believe our first priority is to rescue Lizzie. Lilliana (guard) seems like she's probably up and ready to assist with us in this regard.

>>36990194
Yeah we need to heal though, wouldn't put it past bat mom to have some way to neut fire, and Liliana is only a quasi demon, so she isn't nearly as big a threat to her as we are. She beat us at full health, i'd hate to see what she could do to us while we're hurt.

>>36990238
Indeed. That's why we're going on sidequests right now, because we aren't particularly confident in going up against Batmom while we're all injured and crap. That having been said, we ARE kinda acting like Evil Shepard and getting a bunch of allies that we can sic on Batmom, so...

>>36990238
I say that by pulling out the stops out off the bat and not toying with her should net us an easy victory. We have plenty of allies to call on at all they really need to do is provide ample distraction for us to simply open a maw on batmom.

Things get a lot more complicated if we want to exchange any words with her, which may be important if we are to rescue Lizzie without making her hate us for killing her mom. If we could speak with batmom and somehow bait her into saying something that Lizzie would hate to hear it might be a lot smoother.

In other news, we should just talk to Lilliana at some point about how life's going for her right now. She had a pretty big mood swing after our intervention with her humanity.

"Fine, I will help you" I say smiling "first time anyone ever asked me to do anything kindly, or asked me to do anything that was in any way reasonable"

"Oh, I was about to ask my son to dig my grave already" He says "Well come on, need some help getting some supplies to the cart"

"Are you planning on leaving this place?' I ask as I follow the old man as he slowly walks towards the back of the farm, I wonder why he's moving so slow, as I've seen him move a lot faster and fluidly before.

"Oh no, this place is my home, carved it out for myself and my family, I'd rather die here than leave it" He says laughing "but I need to sell some of our produce to be able to replace some equipment I think you ate"

"Sounds like something I would do" I say as we turn a corner, I see a cart with two black horses hitched to it, one with a large scar along it its side, and the other missing an eye. Next to them is a pile of crates and sacks. the old man sits down and rubs his neck, groaning.

I grab to boxes and hold them on my shoulder, carrying them to the cart, placing them down at the farthest end of it. the cart lowers slighlty as I place them down. I go and grab four sacks, which I carry under my arms

"So, I've been a bit curious" I say "as to how exactly you carried my sword around when it was yours"

"Oh, I used to be a bit of an adventuress sort" He said "traveled the lands, faced terrible beasts, acted recklessly and foolishly gambling with my life every day, and eventually see I found this big ol monster wielding that thing, and I tore it from his hands, and found that I was somehow able to use it myself, and the rest is old history, now, I have something to ask you". hmm, not exactly what I was expecting, but interesting none the less.

"and what is that?" I ask as I place two crates near the sacks, nearly done now

"Why don't you have any trousers?" he asks looking at my legs

cont

>>36990299
>used to be a bit of an adventuress sort
>adventuress
People, this is what too much testosterone does to you.

>>36990328
Honestly she could have turned out worse. At least she has all her limbs and family, not dead in a ditch or batmom's stomach.

>>36990299
"I hugged my sister" I say smiling as I place the last crate into the cart with a thud

"Oh, that would explain it" He says standing up slowly, with a hand on his back "Well, thanks for your help, I need to get going, late enough already, you can come along with me if you want to, could always use an extra set of hands"

What do I say
[] Well, can't have such an interesting human go and die on me can I? *go with him*
[] I have some things to do around here, thanks for the offer
[] Well good luck then old man, don't die, I'll probably eat you when you come back
[] Give me a second
[] write in

>>36990328
dammit, thanks for pointing it out by the way

>>36990359
[] Well, can't have such an interesting human go and die on me can I? *go with him*
but
[] Give me a second
A lot of humans are saying i need pants, maybe i could borrow a pair? Also i need to tell my sister and Liliana to behave themselves. Hmmm, unless you want one of them to come with as well?

>>36990359
>Well, can't have such an interesting human go and die on me can I? *go with him*
>Give me a second - I want to quickly go check on Lilliana
The chance of his demise is here and I can't bear to risk that now, not whilst he still knows so many interesting things...

But first, let's go see if Lilliana wants to come too.

>typos
They make it all the more amusing, they're never bad enough that it makes things incomprehensible and they're funny as hell to poke fun at.

>>36990359
>[] Well, can't have such an interesting human go and die on me can I? *go with him*

>>36990412
I agree with this one. Do we even care about pants, honestly? I mean, we're a demon.

>>36990484
I'd say that if it becomes too much of a hindrance (distracted humans, chilly nethers etc) then it would become in our interests to do something about it.

But that right now we give no shits.

>>36990484
I don't see why we should give a damn.

>>36990484
The only reason I could see Raz wanting pants is if we pick Hellish Gift as one of our future 10-souls upgrades and the Hatman offers some fancy magic pants.

"Well can't have such an interesting human go and die on me can I?" I say "just give me a second to go check on somethings"

"Oh, I'm interesting am I?" He says pulling himself up to the front of the cart "well, I'll be here waiting, don't take to long". I walk back to the stream and see Majazal standing or rather floating there, I see the human Rose standing near the gate looking bored, And after some looking around, I spot Liliana sitting down staring at the sky.

it is probaly best to not bring Majazal, but then again she may burn this place down.

"Sister" I say as I walk next to her "I'm going to be gone for a bit, I need you to burn anything that tries to hurt the humans or damage the farm"

"Wait, are you actually asking me to burn things?" She asks excitedly

"Yes, yes I am" I say "just don't burn the humans or any part of the farm"

"No promises about the farm" She says happily, with two of her arms on her hips and the other two crossed "Well don't go missing for a month again, dear sister". I smirk and walk over to the guardswoman

"Do you want to help me with something?" I ask
She shakes her head, rubbing her eyes. she looks at me.

"Oh, what is it that?" She says sounding a bit happier than before "because anything is better than sitting around doing nothing but seeing things that aren't really there"

"protecting the old human" I say "thought it might cheer you up a bit"

"Well, can't have you getting hungry and eating an innocent old man now can I" She says flapping her wings to lift up "Also I have something to ask you"

"What?" I ask as we walk back to the cart, The human who tends the sheep, Lilac I think she said her name was watching us as we pass by.

"Do you ever get urges that are a bit well disturbing?" She asks, nervously scratching her head, avoiding my gaze"I mean besides wanting to eat everything you see, of course"

"I yearn to learn all I can about everything" I say "But other than that, no, why?"

cont

>Lilliana asking us if we get disturbing urges
>Expecting a halfway useful answer

Does she have a crush on someone then? I get the impression it's not appetite related based on what she said.

>>36990685
>inb4 Lilliana has a crush on Maj

>>36990714
>She finds her really hot

>>36990685
Raz does know that demons all have a sin and potentially other additional aspects. Learned it from the thingy first time she went through the hell door.

She could easily say that it's that.

>>36990631
"I don't know" She says as we round the corner "I just, you know your sister needs to burn things, I just feel an inch to do things that sicken me"

"What kind of things do you mean by this?" I ask

"It varies" She says "Like feeling angry for no reason, wanting to steal for no good reason, feeling hungry even though I just ate, feeling the urge to watch people undress, feeling like I'm too good for all of this, or feeling tired for no reason"

I sigh, humans are weird

What do I do
[] sit next to the old man
[] lay down in the back of the cart, sleep
[] Tell her to ignore all of those feelings
[] tell her to focus on one of those urges
[] write in

>>36990758
>>[] tell her to focus on one of those urges
>feeling the urge to watch people undress
Curosity

>>36990758
>Like feeling angry for no reason
wrath
>wanting to steal for no good reason
greed
>feeling hungry even though I just ate
gluttony
>feeling the urge to watch people undress
lust
>feeling like I'm too good for all of this
pride
>feeling tired for no reason
sloth

>[] tell her to focus on one of those urges
I'd like her thing to be Pride. It fits better.

>>36990758
>>36990795
This seems like a good idea to me. For all we know, she's becoming an Empath and is picking up other people's kinks.

>>36990758
[] lay down in the back of the cart, sleep
Ask to get woken up if there seems to be any trouble.

As for what Liliana asked "You're turning into a demon like me, when i asked about this an older demon told me that each demon is based off of one of seven sins. Demons born from humans additionally have another things the y focus on. For me it's hunger and curiosity. For my sister it is rage and happiness. My guess is that those urges you are feeling are various sins trying to become your core. Focus on the one you thinks will fit you best. Perhaps focus on them all equally, i'd be curious to see what happens.

>>36990824
Dude, come on. It's obvious that this is just picking which sin becomes her 'thing', not some empath bullshit.

>>36990821
>greed
Or envy methinks.

>>36990758
>Tell her to ignore all of those feelings
Curious about the unknown option. Does it slow growth into a demon or allow her to retain more of her current personality? Either way, I'm content with slowing the process. We can always kickstart it again as necessary and I feel it's better than rushing it and ending up with something that's no longer her.

>>36990852
>an older demon told me that each demon is based off of one of seven sins
No, he said that a lot of demons are based off one of the seven sins but there are also thousands of other types.

>>36990758
>>36990852
This. Lay it all out for her. Let her have some kind of say in all this.

>>36990880
True but he also said those were the main ones. What use would cluttering up her head be?

>>36990856
Yeah, I know that now, but I'm tired and didn't think of that at the time.

>>36990896
I like this idea. See what kind of Demon she wants to be, that'd be a decent way to preserve her personality more or less.

I recall the first demon I met, the metal bull thing who taught me what I was and how it all worked. I pull myself up into the back of the cart and lay down against the side so as not to set the cart on fire.

"You're turning into a demon like me and my sister" I say "When I asked an older demon about how our kind worked, he told me that they were born of human sin and atrocities, though I've seen more of the sin variety than the atrocity kind, however demons born of human souls themselves are a bit different, being dual in nature, for me It was gluttony and curiosity, for my sister it is rage and happiness, I guess that those urges you've been feeling are various sins trying to become your core, just focus on the one you feel fits you the most, or on all of them I am curious to see what would happen then". She sighs, shaking her head and sitting down next to the old man

"Well, I'll try and think on it then" She says as I close my eyes and will myself to slumber.

Do you wish to go to Liliana vision
or do you wish to time skip to when Raz is woken up by something

>>36991007
>Tempted to go for Lilliana-vision in case Raz sleeps through something interesting.

>>36991007
>Liliana vision

>>36991007
>we fell asleep in the cart
Darn. I forgot to vote for sitting by old dude and listening to stories about him hitting things with sword. Never even learned what the thing was.

>[x] time skip to when Raz is woken up by something

>>36991007
>Lilliana vision, I wanna know what she's thinking...

>>36991007
Liliana vision

>>36991007
And now for what the vote options actually mean:
>Do you wish to go to Liliana vision
Slow down the thread and re-do the vote we just did to pick her sin.
>or do you wish to time skip to when Raz is woken up by something
Let HM pick it and skip ahead to happenings.

>>36991069
That crossed my mind too, but I'm still curious about her thoughts on the matter. I was kinda intending to do a 'decide later' write in that leaves HM picking again.

Liliana Vision

I look over my shoulder and see the demon's hair go out with a sound similar to pouring water over a fire, for a second she looks like a normal girl, my eyes begin to trail lower across her body and no, none of that now, just ignore the urge to take a peak. I rub my forehead, fucking great now my heads hurts on top of slowly turning into a monster, just wonderful.

I turn to the old man, he's smiling and then he notices I'm looking at him

"So how're you holding up, I mean from what she said I'm a bit worried about you" He says sounding like my father, father, killed when I was young by a monster that just laughed at his dying breathes, and now I'm turning into something like it, just fantastic, what did I do to deserve all this anyways?

"I'm fine" I say, wishing I had the peace of mind he did, no that isn't my thoughts, don't listen to that, just focus on the road, empty your mind, I don't want to turn let so close to another person, will I turn If i give in to these feelings and urges? Damn why couldn't she tell me more, dammit, this stressing me out now. Ok calm down, you aren't turning, you're already not human, but you aren't going worse, you're all right.

"So, where are we going?" I ask

"oh just an inn not far from here" He says "They'll sell this to the nearest city and we'll get the payment from the last shipment"

"Wait, is this tavern run by monsters, by any chance?" I ask

"Yeah, why?" he ask "is that a problem with you?"

Well this is just insulting now.

what do I say
[] can we take a stop, I need to catch my breath
[] not at all
[] Do you have anything to drink, I'm a bit nervous
[]*sob*
[] write in

>>36991244
>I... Let's just say I've not really had any good monster encounters in my life so far
>What do you know of demons by the way?

>>36991244

>[]*sob*

>>36991244
>>36991271
this

>>36991277
First she sobs.
>>36991271
Then she asks questions.

>>36991244
>what did I do to deserve all this anyways?
You were interesting.

>[] can we take a stop, I need to catch my breath

>>36991244
>[] Do you have anything to drink, I'm a bit nervous

>>36991244
>[] Do you have anything to drink, I'm a bit nervous
>[]*sob*

I sigh, my wings wrapping around myself on their own as I just try and stop thinking for a bit, I mean it's not like thinking ever helped me anyways.

"L..lets say I haven't had the best experiences with monsters in my life" I say

"Oh I don't doubt it" He says "lots of people have, far to many for my tastes"

"Do you happen to know anything about demons?" I ask "Because anything about them would help me out right now"

"Only what she just said, but before those two barged into my life, I only saw a single one in all of my years" He says "That one is the reason I stop wandering around, it nearly broke me as a man"

"Yeah, they seem to have a bad habit of doing that" I say chuckling

"That they do" He says staring ahead and across the field

"Do you happen to have anything to drink?" I ask "anything at all would help"

"Sorry, stopped drinking at the request of my daughters" He says laughing.

"Oh, that's fine" I say, feeling myself falling slightly deeper into despair, it's all so horrible isn't it, all of it I mean everyone I know is dead, one of the few things that actually seem to care about me eats people and caused everything to go wrong just by being around, but she could've killed me but she didn't, despite being a lot less human like back then even compared to how she is now, why did she let me live, and why am I still alive dammit, I should've died with my home, but I'm still here, slowly losing my mind.

before I realize it I break down sobbing, crying for the first time in years as everything I bottled up inside comes pouring out, The pld man says nothing as I cry for I don't know how long, finally allowing myself release of all the pent up emotions I've held in for so long.

I stop eventually, my voice horse, i feel better now, I mean I have to still be alive for some reason, I mean I have still be useful to someone, and I mean its not like I can blame a demon for not caring about lesser beings....that's an odd thought to have
cont

>>36991522
Looks like her core is pride+despair?
Alright, I'm cool with that.

>>36991522
Okay, I'll just try and forget that thought, I look around and see that we're now in the forest that I travelled through with my fellow refuges, oh I hope they're all right

"Feel better now?" the old farmer asks. I nod

What do I do?
[] ask him something
[] wake up the demon, talk to her/it
[] Tell him not to tell a soul about this
[] So are we almost there?
[] write in

>>36991522
>my voice horse
I guess she has a long face

>>36991549
>[] Tell him not to tell a soul about this, especially not the fucked up soul in the back of the cart.

>>36991549
[] ask him something
What was the demon you ran into? If you feel like talking about it?
[] Ask him not to tell a soul about this
[] So are we almost there?

>>36991549
>[] So are we almost there?

>>36991549
>"I think I'll join the demon in having a nap. Wake me if anything troubles you."
>Hop back into the rear of the cart and snuggle up with the demon, a wing holding you both.
She could use some comforting right now and for some reason that demon is... slightly homely. Perhaps she's just spent too much time around her now.

>>36991583
Yes. This. Mainly because I'm tired and this seems like an adorable note for me to leave the thread (until tomorrow at least!) on.

>>36991583
Hahah, seconding.

>>36991583
ooh I like this, seconding

>>36991583
As much as I think this would be kinda nice, it's really out of place right now.

>>36991583
>>36991632
You do realize they might be monsters here that can attack faster than oldman Mcformerbadass could call out right? Especially since this is a human walkway. I'm all for D'awww but it should likely wait til we're back at the farm.

>>36991667
Not so out of place, Lilliana has begun regarding Raz with a familial fondness since partaking of her blood.

>>36991672
That's true but this is hardly the first time this guy's made this journey. I have confidence in him being alerted to danger long before it catches him.

>Raz wakes up
>Lil's face is by her hair
>Hair reignites
>Horrible burns

>>36991707
Yes but this is the first time since the city has fallen, as well as the fact other prey walked along the trail not to long ago. I'd really rather not make Lil have a san check or get Raz pissed at her.

plus this>>36991724

>>36991583
Seconding
>>36991724
Time to learn her lesson then.

>>36991758
That could knock her out of the fight with batmom for a long while. I'm pretty sure Raz being a full demon will heal faster than she can.

"I'll think I'll joining the demon in having a nap" I say standing up, holding myself steady by grabbing the sides of the seat "tell me if anything troubles you".

"Okay then" He says not even turning to look at me. okay, now I just need to get over all of the crates and sacks. I slowly step on top of one, and nearly fall off the cart as it hits a rock or something. I stumble forward, landing on a sack filled with what feels like cheese. I stand up rubbing my head, ow, well it could've been a lot worse, I guess, and I don't have to climb over all of that crap now, so In a way, this is just what I wanted.

"You sure you're going to be okay?" I ask

"Oh I'm sure I am" He says "will take more than a mongrel to put me in the ground, you rest, you need it"

"Okay" I say as I take a step near the sleeping demon. She really looks like a normal person now, even with those teeth, they don't scare me as they used to, maybe I've just grown jaded from being around her.
I lay down next to her, leaning next to her. She shifts and grabs me, I flinch, and then realize I'm not dead, and I quickly realize she's just holding onto me , drooling a bit to close for comfort. I try to pull away, and realize her grip is stronger than the chains that used to hold me to the wall, okay this may have been a slight mistake on my part. I give up struggling to try and escape her iron grasp and just lay down, placing a wing over myself and her as a makeshift blanket as the warm breeze slowly lulls me to sleep.

Old man
I look back at the two young things in the back, sleeping peacefully next together, even though one of them is destroying the cart as they're sleeping. ah well, can always get another one, they need they're sleep, I mean I know Liliana does, not sure bout the everhungering.

Razsezsunael Vison
Sounds of yelling, screaming. I open my eyes as I begin to process what I am hearing, an argument between a voice I know and one I don't, I can't quite make up the words
cont

>>36991810
Well shite

>>36991810
but I can taste the anger in the air. I sit up and see that Liliana is holding onto me for some reason, I gently take her arms off of me as I stand up, noticing a hole in the side of the cart. I look at her again and see that she is uninjured, so I don't have to worry about her as I step off the cart, summoning my sword from wherever it goes when i don't have it, I really should find that out

I walk around the cart and see and old man arguing with something nearly the size of a shed, covered in red scales, with two massive legs and two massive arms tipped in scales, it is wearing an apron and a odd hat.

What do I say
[] Hey, shut the hell up, I was sleeping
[] Need help with that thing?
[] Oh what now?
[] write in

>>36991849
Ah, someone probably just put their hand in Raz' drool as they were unloading...

>>36991871
>[] Hey, shut the hell up, I was sleeping

>>36991871
>You better not be upsetting my old man. He feeds me.

>>36991871
[] Oh what now?
You woke me up there had better be a good reason for waking me up or i am going to eat someone. The old man feeds me, so that leaves you scaly.

>>36991871
>[] write in
Ignite sword

>>36991871

> Oh what now?

>>36991871
Some kind of... chef? It's got an apron and silly hat.
steal its hat

>>36991946
And the hat collection begins anew.......

>>36991946
Why? It'll just catch on fire. We'd have to get it enchanted or something, and the only two people we know for that are Dollbitch and Hatman.

>>36991969
The eternal quest for a fireproof hat

>>36991989
Why not make one out of scaly here...
Probably shouldn't since it appears to be old man's buyer

>>36991989
We could collect hairs that fall off Raz's head and have them woven into a hat.

"Oh what is it now?" I ask as I begin to walk over to the scaled thing and the old man with my sword on my shoulder "and it better be a good reason or I'm going to eat something or someone"

"Look, I can handle this" the farmer says "it's just a bit of a misunderstanding, nothing to worry about"

"Lies" the other thing hisses "he said he would bring more than he did, and then lied about it"

"Look, this is all I could give up while still being sure in my families safety" the old man says

"I don't care about human family" the thing hisses leaning in closer to the old man, causing him to gag slightly from the smell I imagien "I care about your promises you broke, you said you'd bring enough food to appease a king, and let you have barely enough to last me a month"

"I assumed you meant a human king, sorry" He says smirking. the thing roars, knocking the man off his feet with the sheer force of it. He gets back up, brushing himself off and stretching his back, before sighing.

"You've brought the food I've asked for before" it says pocking him in the chest with its knuckle "but now you insult me with these mere scraps and lies"

"Look, I just can't give that much at the moment" He says looking the thing into the eyes "I'm sorry, but this is all I can give you"

"Why" it says leaning closer to him

What do I do
[] tell the thing your the cause
[] watch it
[] Attack the thing, it's making you hungry by talking.
[] Try and calm it down
[] write in

>>36992064
>[] tell the thing you're the cause

>>36992064
>That would be my doing
>What are you trading the old man in return for food may I ask?

>>36992064
>[] tell the thing your the cause
>[]And if it has a problem with that....*Ignite sword*

>>36992064
[] tell the thing your the cause
Hunger demon tax, i keep the other monsters away, they feed me.
[] Try and calm it down
So if you have something to say, say it to me.

>>36992108
>*Ignite sword*
Can we play this potential fight in a brief no nonsense manner? Just pop a maw below it and have done.

We're still injured and I'd rather avoid any further delays to our batmom raid.

>>36992064
>tell the thing your the cause

>>36992146
We're trying not to eat him, since he pays for the food we don't eat so old man can get us nice things. We're trying to scare him.

>>36992173
Refer to >>36992104
>what are you trading

For all we know it could just be the same set up we got going, or the monster could be providing valuable wares, who knows.

>inb4 this thing is ridiculously fucking strong

>>36992064
Maybe ask the old man, or this thing itself, what exactly it is.

We can probably very easily go amass enough wealth to give the old man to run his farm. Lets just go rob some town

>>36992064
>>36992064
>[] tell the thing your the cause

"Oh, that would be me" I say picking my teeth, I think they're still a bit of metal in there from breakfast, ah well. the thing rushes over to me and growls, its eyes red as its scales, it teeth the size of kitchen knives, and its breath smelling like a mixture of rotting meat and sewage.

"What are you saying?" it asks leaning close to me, trying to be intimidating and failing terribly
"that you ate all of the food I was promised, or maybe you bought it off of him, hmm"

"It's the former" I say smiling

"Do you expect me to believe that?" it hisses

"I could eat you in your entirety" I say staring up at it "and I'd still be hungry, so yes, I do expect you to believe that"

"Do you think you scare me girl?" it asks slamming its fist into the ground

"Do you think you scare me?" I ask "I am actually curious if you do think you are"
It bites at me, stopping a foot from my face. I stare at it and tilt my head

"Oh just stop it you two before you kill eachother" the old man says "I can get you a little bit more food just stop it before this gets any sourer"

"Did this thing really eat all the food I requested?" He asks

"She ate through the food we set aside for a month, in a day" he says "And she eats anything from what I've seen, just stop arguing with it and lets work something out okay"

"Trick, this is a trick isn't it" the thing says angrily "trying to scam me aren't you, aren't you, I know how humans think, you can't trick me". it pokes me

"I bet you found this on the side of the road, and payed it with some scraps" the thing laughs

What do I do
[] begin listing off the memories of everything you ate
[] Bite its finger
[] okay, I'm am not dealing with this fool, you handle it
[] do you have anything metal nearby?
[] Hey look at what I can do *open maw near him*
[] write in

Also are there any other archive places, because suptg is being a bit fucky

>>36992389
>[] begin listing off the memories of everything you ate
>[] do you have anything metal nearby?
>[] Hey look at what I can do *open maw near him*

>>36992389
Moe autoarchives so this will be kept there regardless.

>How about a game then. I call it the eating game. You have to find me something I cannot eat. You may do this through sheer quantity, inedibility, the result will be the same.

>>36992389
>[] begin listing off the memories of everything you ate
You finger
>[] Bite its finger

>>36992389
>[] Hey look at what I can do *open maw near him*

>>36992389

>>36992425
This is good, I second it.

>>36992389
>Open a maw beneath a nearby tree

>>36992389
>>36992425
This scam the fucker up.

>>36992389
archive.moe automatically archives threads. Only downside is that they don't keep full pictures, they just keep the thumbnails.

>[] write in
We could eat the rest of the food he was promised.

or >>36992425
I'll support this.

>>36992455
Ain't even a scam, he just doesn't believe us.

It's like a wizard replete with robes and pointy hat betting someone that they can do magic.

>>36992425
sheer quantity
He'll just tell us to eat a mountain or something.

>>36992498
And... we'd do it?

Even if we actually can't it'd still demonstrate the fact we can eat a shit tonne of anything, it's not like the game had any bets riding on it.

It was simply a tool to show him our appetite.

>>36992389
Old man, should I not eat this guy?

>>36992517
>eat the entire world
>and that's how raz got stranded in space

>>36992525
"Old man, will your life be more or less difficult if I I eat this guy?"

>>36992537
>implying that's not the only logical conclusion to this quest

>>36992558
That'd be boring, queen of creation sounds fun though!

"Look how about we play a little game, I call it the eating game" I say putting my arms behind my back and smiling "see the rules are simple, you have to find something I cannot eat, you may do this through sheer quantity or inedibility, it matters not, the result will be the same"

"Alright" it says "I'm game, but if you lose, you have to work for me for a year"

"Fine by me" I calmly. It lumbers over and grabs a rock, placing it in my hands, it laughs, crossing its arms.

I look at it, and bite the top of it, slowly increasing the force behind my teeth as I do so, the rocks cracks and fills with acid, so I bite into it faster and faster to avoid it melting to mush. I end up chewing some still solid sharps of stone in my mouth until they melt away.

I swallow, and lick my lips

"Never seen her eat a rock however" the old man says.

"Tasted a bit odd" I say "next"

the thing grumbles and walks into the inn, walking out a few minutes later carrying a barrel. He tears the top off, releasing the stench of rotting fish.

"Bon appetite" He says pushing it at me, nearly splashing me with the heavily salted water with in. I lift the barrel up and pour to water down into my mouth. I place the barrel down, wipe my mouth and bite into it, rapidly eating the fish, the wood, and the metal bands holding together. I grab the last fish and swallow it whole, wiping acid from my mouth as I do so.

"Huh, did not expect you to eat the barrel" He says

"Said she'd eat anything" The old man sighs.

the thing walks back into the in and brings out a sack that judging from the shape is filled with shards of metal, he hands it to me

I open it up, grab the most jagged piece I can find, and bite into it, it sizzling as acid eats through it as I chew through, I tip the bag into my mouth, slowly chewing through the rest of the metal as smoke pours from my mouth. I then eat the bag

"Errrr" the thing says "that tree"

I wrench my hands apart an a maw forms under the tree
cont

>"I've won four times now. What was your forfeit again?"

>>36992679
chomping to down rapidly with the resounding sound of breaking wood. I reach into my mouth and force myself to regurgitate a branch after much pulling and prodding.
the thing looks at the puddle of acid and fire with a half digest branch larger than me sitting i in it
I then grab the branch and chew through it rapidly, thankful the acid in my mouth destroys all of the would be splinters

"Anymore?" I ask patting my stomach "I'm still hungry"

"Your tongue!" it shouts triumphantly. I begin to chew and bite at my tongue, black blood pouring from my mouth as I wince from the pain as I slowly but surely manage to bite it out and swallow. I open my mouth and the creature and the old man shrieks

"oh don't worry it will grow back in a few minutes" I try to say

"Where did you find this thing?" it asks laughing "I mean I'm pay full price, and extra so it doesn't eat me"

"She broke into my ranch and ate my rifle" He says "And hasn't left since"

"Hey, want to make some money, I mean I know creatures that will pay to see you eat what you just ate" it says

What do I try to say
[] Wait for my tongue to regrow back you impatient dolt
[] *shake head*
[] Shurrrr
[]I fink my fongue is saring oo row bah
[] *sign for more food*
[] write in

>>36992783
>[] Shurrrr
>[]I fink my fongue is saring oo row bah
>[] *sign for more food*
More money = more humans for the farm

>>36992783
[]I fink my fongue is saring oo row bah
[] Shurrrr
More food means faster healing!

>>36992783
>[] Wait for my tongue to regrow back you impatient dolt

>>36992783
>I fink my fongue is saring oo row bah
>*shake head*
Nah, living on a farm is more fun than eating our tongue for a living and besides, we's got plans to enact.

>>36992783
>[] *sign for more food*

>>36992783
Do it, we can give it to the old man. Tell him to make us a dungeon under the farm.

>>36992783
>[] *sign for more food*

>he gathers up a bunch of monsters to watch us eat weird shit
>eat the monsters instead
I can only hope it goes so well.

>>36992805
>>36992807
>>36992815
>>36992830
Guys really? Gonna become a circus act just like that?

I can understand the machinations behind >>36992833 but that still seems potentially foolish if the monsters in question are useful to the old man when kept alive.

>>36992858
I was under the impression we A) needed money B) the more we ate the faster we healed.

>>36992873
What in gods name do we need money for?

>>36992873
>A) needed money
Raz has never once cared or even thought about cash.
>B) the more we ate the faster we healed.
Also has never been said. And even if we do, I'd wager that eating trash doesn't bump things up much.

>>36992858
I'm only wanted more food. Being some sideshow won't sound's dumb unless we do this >>36992833 to screw with it.

>>36992900
>>36992904
Money for more farm workers for more food. Also better tools for our workers. Plus the old man is kinda cool, he must need money for something.

>>36992858

Basiccally what >>36992805
said. We can give the money we earn to the old farmer to make his farm better which in turn will have more humans for us.

>>36992900
>He doesn't eat money

Look at this poorfag

Heavens above, I have to go to sleep now but I swear to god if I wake to find you fuckers have spent the next however long eating shit for money I'm gonna be pissed.

If you think these monsters have money and you want it under the hopes it will expand the farm, just bloody threaten the scaley dude for it. Not sure what it'd do since we really just need more farmhands to extend it but whatever.

>>36992974
The thing is it could jeopardize the farmers livelihood and family and I really don't want that.

"Shurrr" I say as I try to talk without my tongue

"Okay, great" the thing hisses "first thing is something that forgot to pay its debt to me, I was going to cook it into stew, but I think I'd make more profit with you eating it" He grabs my hand a drags me inside the inn, I see its filled with things, creatures and beasts, all drinking and having a good time, as well as a human or two looking like they need a new pair of trousers as they sit between two drunken things with heads of boars and nothing covered their legs or chests. One of the humans stares at me, I smile at it and it quickly looks away.

The place is filled with chairs and is permeated by the smell of smoke and food. He walks me up to a raised wooden platform and turns to the crowd, roaring loudly, causing them to turn to him

"If you want to see this devour a human brutally and quicker than you've ever seen before" it says holding out a large bucket "Pay up now, food, items of value and gold are excepted payments"

most of the monsters laugh and begin placing things into the bucket, knives, necklaces, bags filled with coins, pieces of clothing, one even leaves what looks like a sword forged from fine metals and gems.

The owner places the bucket down and walks off to the side, and into another room, grabbing a human tied to a scare and gagged and places it in front of me. The crowd of monsters stops eating and turns towards me. I look at the human, who must've heard all that and is now screaming from behind his gag
I smile, I do so need something to wash the taste of that tree from my mouth.

I grab his shoulders and open my mouth wide, biting into its head and chewing it to mulch quickly as I work my way down his neck pulling and tearing flesh from it

I hear cheering, somethings retching and one things shouting "GO GO GO GO" as I reach the shoulders and grab his arms, biting down them as acid pours from my mouth, burning the blood that was already pouring from it. I
cont

>>36993090
begin to pull meat and bone from the chest, reaching the heart and chewing it as I continue ripping out various organs as I ignore the cheering, shouting and the retching since it almost ruins my appetite. I close my eyes as I continue to devour what remains of the human, already having devoured his soul and memories

I wipe my mouth, covered in blood, the chair and wooden platform stained red and covered in the few pieces of meat I missed and spots of acids
They gathered monsters begin to clap and cheer as I see the two humans huddling together
total souls consumed: 51

I see the owner inspecting the bucket

What do I say
[] more
[] Hey, I better get half of that
[] Anything else you want to see eaten them
[] And that's all for tonight, good bye
[] write in

>>36993149
>Got anything bigger?

>>36993090
>[] Hey, I better get half of that
>[] And that's all for tonight, good bye

>>36993149
[] Hey, I better get half of that
[] Anything else you want to see eaten then?
Big, small, fat(Yum!), tall, as long as it isn't very interesting I'll eat it!

>>36993149
Hey, gimmie dat loot

>>36993149
>[] Ask the old man whats good for the cut
>[] Anything else you want to see eaten them
Anything that would count as food, no useless carnie tricks

>>36993149

>[] Hey, I better get half of that
>[] And that's all for tonight, good bye

>>36993149
>[] Hey, I better get all of that

"Hey lizard" I say pointing at him as he tries to scamper away with my prize "I better get at least half of that"

"I thought you'd be fine with just something that was actually edible" He says pulling the bucket away

"Well then you thought wrong" I say smiling "now hand it over"

"Do you even need money?" He asks "because you don't look the type to actually care about this stuff"

"I can use it to purchase other things that I want, correct?" I ask pulling on the collar of my coat "I could use it for a vast many things"

"You'll just eat it" He hisses

"Maybe" I say "haven't tasted gold yet". He gasps in horror, holding the bucket close

What do I do
[] give me half to give to the old man
[] give me 5 bags of gold
[] give me 10 bags of gold
[] give me 20 bags of gold
[] Give me everything in the bucket, or I'll eat you alive
[] Give me one of those *point to crowd*
[] give me the two humans cowering in the corner
[] write in

>>36993355
>[] give me half to give to the old man
>[] give me the two humans cowering in the corner
Not to eat

>>36993355
>[] Give me one of those *point to crowd*

>>36993355
>[] give me 5 bags of gold

>[] give me the two humans cowering in the corner
More help for the farm.

>>36993355
[] give me 10 bags of gold
Plus whatever you owe the old man and
[] give me the two humans cowering in the corner

Good compromise

>>36993355
>[] give me half to give to the old man
>[] give me the two humans cowering in the corner

Also eat some gold just to fuck with him.

>>36993355
I want the fancy sword. I don't really care about the rest, but I'm sure some other anons do.

>>36993411
Why?, we have a better one. Besides if scaly comes after us with it we'll just eat it.

Okay, so there's the old man, Lilac, rose, the son whose name escapes me, his daughter, his wife, and the two people you got from the one thing in the woods whose running a sweatshop, am I forgetting anyone who lives on the farm besides the demons and semi demon

>>36993426
Every time Raz has come across a sword that looked kinda neat, she's taken it.

>>36993441
Other than Huron if you want to count his standing around there as residency? I can't think of anyone.

>>36993426
Cause it's cool.

>>36993441
Huron maybe?

>>36993426
Why does she keep the rusty sabre? Raz likes swords, and this one looked interesting.

>>36993355
>[] Money(reasonable amount), sword, and the humans

"Give me those two humans cowering in the corner over there" I say pointing at them as they begin shaking like they've been stuck in water and thrown to the cold
the crowd gasps

"Oh I'm not going to eat them" I say "they're going to work on the farm the old man has"

"Oh, well that's much more reasonable" something with antlers, the mouth of lion, wings of a bird, and the legs of a hound says

"Yes, far more reasonable" A thing that looks human but is far to pale to be alive says nodding.

"alright then" the owner says

"Wait don't we get a say in this" the female of the humans says

"Nooooo" I say "I mean you could, but I'm still famished"

"Well, I mean its about time we settle down isn't it" the male human says

"Yeah it is about time we settle down isn't it" the human female says smiling nervously.

"So is that good enough for payment?" the owner asks

"Give me some gold, a reasonable amount" I say

"Fiiiine" it hisses handing me five bags of gold.

"And the sword would be nice as well" I say reaching for it, he pulls the bucket back, glaring at me angrily

"MINE" it hisses

I glare at it, that sword looks really well made, I mean I doubt it could cut anything without breaking, but It still has the touch of an artist to it, which makes it worthwhile to me so I can at least look at the difference between it and my other swords

What do I say
[] give me the sword
[] Fine, I'm leaving
[]Do you want to die?
[]Okay, how about this, can you tell me where the dutchess of bats roosts?
[] Ah well, then, see you around lizard
[] write in

>>36993599

>[]Okay, how about this, can you tell me where the dutchess of bats roosts?

>>36993599

>[X] Fine, I'm leaving

Master Chef can have his little sword, we've got the gold.

We should totally eat a single piece of the gold, right here, to see what it's like. And to see their reaction.

>>36993599
[]Okay, how about this, can you tell me where the dutchess of bats roosts?
[] Ah well, then, see you around lizard
Make mental note to get sword another time. No messing with a inn full of monsters just yet, we need sister for that.

>>36993599
>[] give me the sword

>>36993599
>[] take sword and eat everyones(besides the humans) memory of us being here.

>>36993668
we might be able tog et away with one or two, but the others would go ape, we have to touch them after all.

>>36993657
We can bring back sister and Liliana after we heal and "retrieve" it. Old scally is part dragon, he can keep it safe for us in the interim.

>>36993700
Ok, then eat his after we both leave.

>>36993700
>we have to touch them after all.
No we don't. Maw is a ranged ability.

That aside, I agree that trying to solo a group of monsters of unknown strength.

>>36993716
>I agree that trying to solo a group of monsters of unknown strength.
isn't the best idea*

left off the end there.

>>36993716
We do for memory eating, which would be even riskier and hurt the farm which is what one anon suggested. Considering there is a dragonborn, chimera/sphinx/ and a vampire in there we'd be in for it with our full demonic family at full health, solo? we'd be screwed.

I sigh, well I can always come back for it, I mean it doesn't look like he'd sell it or give it to anyone else willingly.

"Okay can you at least tell me where the dutchess of bats roosts?" I ask.

"Map" he says pointing to the wall. I walk over to it, past all the creatures and beasts, two of which are escorting the humans out of the door, The map is a way from any tables and is about the size of a large one, showing the region in detail. I look around at it for awhile, and find a large tree in the center of the forest, which it turns out is actually quite large.

the tree itself is north east from the inn
and north from the farm, and judging from the distance between the remains of the city and the farm, it would take at least a week or two to get there on foot, might need to find another way to get there.

I memorize it's location and walk out of the inn, I see two masked figures pushing two chests onto the cart and giving a thumbs up to the old man, who's sitting next to the two humans and Liliana who's looking a bit tired for some reason

there are some monster milling about.

What do I do
[] head back to the farm
[] take Liliana hunting for a monster
[] start heading to the bat lair
[] talk to the humans
[] write in

>>36993824
>[] head back to the farm

>>36993824
[] head back to the farm
[] talk to the humans
Need Maj for the other options.

>>36993824
>[] take Liliana hunting for a monster
while
>[] head back to the farm

>>36993824
>[] take Liliana hunting for a monster
I wanna see if a demi-demon can get power from a soul or if she'll just puke blue shit

>>36993858
>>36993855
Leaving old man alone after dark, with two other humans of debatable use and morals.

>>36993824
Head to farm, talk to humans

>>36993824
>head back to the farm

>>36993824
>[] head back to the farm
>[] talk to the humans
ask the old man who were the masked figures, also ask the new humans if they have any useful skills.

>>36993858

I wonder if she'll, if she can stomach it, start to understand why Raz is so hungry all the time.

>>36993870
shit you're right.
>>36993855
changing vote to
>[] head back to the farm
>[] talk to the humans

What do you think Liliana will end up with whenever the time comes that she levels up? Personally, I'm hoping she picks Hellish Gift and gets some kind of demony gun from Hatman. She was pretty good with that normal gun when we found her at the mansion.

>>36993949

I'm hoping for some more Raz-like traits, like the teeth. Should be amusing enough.

>>36993949
that or a Van Hellsing esque repeating crossbow.

I climb back into the back of the cart, Lililana joining me as the humans sit near the old man on top as he begins to lead the horses pulling the cart back to the farm.

the back is much more spacious now, seeing as the only contents of it are two chests and me and Lililana.

"So humans" I say "do you have any useful skills I should now of?"

"Archery" the male says "But I'm not very good at it, if I must tell the truth"

"Yeah, we're hunters by trade" the other says "I'm better with traps than anything else really"

"So you can't do farm work then?" I ask

"We can!" the shout in unison. They seem to be really scared of me for some reason, maybe its because they saw me eating, yeah that would probably make any normal human terrified of me.

"So, what I miss?" Liliana asks

"I ate things" I say "and got payed for it"

"Well that's nothing out of the ordinary" She says chuckling "though who would pay you eat things, they'd have to pretty damn foolish"

"Well they seemed to enjoy it" I say "besides those two of course"

"it was horrifying" the female human says

"Yeah, it really is isn't it" Lililana says "but at least her victims are usually dead or die quickly"

"It was still gruesome" the male human says "I'm gonna have nightmares"

"I have grown accustomed to humans who weren't cowards, and now I am slightly disappointed with these two" I say. they stay silent after I say that. Lililana just looks out the back of the carriage, and the old man whistles a tune as we ride back into the field and toward the farm, we go around it to get to the gate in front, which is opened by the two humans I go from the tall creature in the woods. we ride in and get off, the two new humans helping with the chests as I see Majazal burning leaves with the rose girl, the carrot human shaking his head angrily as he walks past them to help his father off the carriage. I wonder why he does that, since the old man was getting on and off it all by himself earlier.
cont

>>36994046
What do I do?
[] Help around the farm
[] talk to someone
[] Go hunting for something to devour and gain its power
[] Sleep near the stream *timeskip to next day*
[] write in

>>36994069
Give old man the gold, see how much he needs to make us a dungeon

>>36994069
[] Help around the farm
Make sure they have anything heavy moved, give gold to old man, and then take our sisters to hunt.

>>36994069
>[] Sleep near the stream *timeskip to next day*

>>36994069

>Help around the farm
>Give the old man to gold but keep one bag for snacking

>>36994069
>[] Help around the farm
then after
>[] Go hunting for something to devour and gain its power with sister and daughteru

>>36994069
>[] Go hunting for something to devour and gain its power

I walk over to the old man and hand him four of the five bags filled with coins since I don't have much use for them when there's nothing to buy with them besides whatever the inn sells, and I doubt demons actually care for gold much so I can't trade it with my own kind.

He looks at me and shrugs his shoulders, going back to walking to where ever he was going to in the first place. I sigh and look around, I have to be able to help somebody around her to get things done faster, I begin to walk towards Lilac and the sheep, but the sheep run from me the second I near them, She shrugs, before she goes to try and calm them down.

I walk over to the patches of growing vegetables but I find a sign with a rather crudely drawn image of me and majazal on it with the words, NO DEMONS NEAR THE VEGETABLES. I look at the son of the old man, and he shrugs, trying to look innocent in the matter of the creation of this atrocity. I sigh and walk over to my sister and Lililana who are near the stream

"Want to go kill some monsters" I say

"You mean actually doing your job" the son of the old man says

"YES, I've been waiting for you to ask" Majazal says excitedly , nearly hugging me before she remembers what that does to me and backing off sadly.

"Wait why do I have to go?" Lililana asks

"Because you're technically part of my family now" I say "and Killing things is a family activity"

"Wait, that means that I'm technically your" she begins to say before she goes silent and just looks at he feet as I pull her outside of the farm.
I find huran sitting near the gate

"What are you still doing here?" I ask

"Mistress said to stay here until I was told otherwise" He says "So I shall remain"

"Wait, mistress?" Liliana says "how does that even work with you being dead and in a suit of armor"

"I work for her" He says

"oh I thought it was, nevermind" She says chuckling. He stares at her for a moment before looking back at the sky

Cont

>>36994364
Where do you search for monsters
[] forest
[] fields
[] lake
[] Caves
[] graveyard

Do you take Huran with you?
[] yes
[] no

>>36994375
Na huran is on perma guard duty. Lets go check out the graveyard

>>36994375
>[] Caves
>[] yes

>>36994364
[] Caves
[] no
Huran please watch out for the farm while we are away. Lord knows if any monsters come calling you'll have quite a bit of fun.

>>36994375
>[] fields
>[] no

>>36994375
Caves

No

>>36994375
>caves
>no
need Huran to defend the place

>>36994375
>[] anyplace
>[] no

>>36994375

>[X] Caves
>[X] no

Family activity, no armor-men allowed. Besides, someone needs to keep guard.

Caves typically contain tough things but without any of the sentience hassle. Lets just fuck up some monsters and get our burnination on.

Hoping Maj's gonna get an actual flesh-and-bones body with her current form as some sort of Human Torch on-off thing. Hugs are difficult like this.

"Huran" I say "do you happen to have any knowledge of the location of any nearby caves?"
He points over to the west.

"Over there's quite a few" He says "will take you awhile to get there however"

"Oh that is of no importance" I say as I begin walking over there as Majazal reappears a bit of a way in front of me and Liliana skips next to me for a few steps before shaking her head and walking normally. As we walk the sky begins to darken and the air begins to grow colder, we don't encounter a single soul or a breathing beast to slay as we walk along. Maybe because One one of us is made entirely of fire and I doubt most mindless beasts would want to go anywhere near that.

We eventually come to a rocky outcropping Liliana taking a short break and sitting down on one of the smoother rocks

there are four caves I can see
Which do we enter
[] one surrounded by human bones
[] one with rocks and very large snake skins around it
[] that I can smell smoke coming from within and hear voices singing songs
[] The one that only has dried and blasted dirt in front of it, no grass

>>36994610
[] that I can smell smoke coming from within and hear voices singing songs
souls

>>36994610
>[] one surrounded by human bones

>>36994610
>[] The one that only has dried and blasted dirt in front of it, no grass

>>36994610
>[] that I can smell smoke coming from within and hear voices singing songs
Curious

>>36994610
>[] one surrounded by human bones

>>36994610

>that I can smell smoke coming from within and hear voices singing songs

>>36994610
>[] one surrounded by human bones

Anyone else?

>>36994734
anyone at all?

>>36994610
>[] one surrounded by human bones

>>36994799
roll for it, otherwise it'd be a samefag or waiting for a vote to change.

The ones with bones would seem to be much more likely to contain something that would be able to raise my power than the one with with what I assume to be humans singing within it. I walk over to the gave and walk inside, Majazal appearing besides me as I do so. Liliana follows behind me seeming far less enthusiastic than my sister. We walk and deeper and deeper into the gave, until we come to a large room carved from stone.

Inside the room is a large creature with a face like a strange combination of a pig and a man, that's around the size of a small house, it looks up at me and stares at me.

What do I do?
[] leave the cave
[] try and talk to it
[] Send Majazal at it
[] Attack the ugly bastard 1d20
[] write in

>>36994904
"Hi"

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36994904
[] Attack the ugly bastard 1d20

>>36994904
>[] Send Majazal at it

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36994904
[] Attack the ugly bastard 1d20
Sister takes the other side!

>>36994904
>[] write in
Open maw plus
>[] Send Majazal at it
while Liliana
use her screech
dice+d20
First roll in /tg/, hope I did it right.

>>36994952
options field below the name field anon also needs to be dice+1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36994952
>>36994966
thank you.

>>36994974
No problem

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36994904
>[] Attack the ugly bastard 1d20
If i wanted to talk, I would have picked the singing cave

Well, this'll be painful. Again.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36994904
[] Send Majazal at it
[] Attack the ugly bastard 1d20
>>36995050
There's still one more roll.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36994904
Cat Pun!

Well, its big, but that just means it'll give me lots of power for devouring it, doesn't it, yes of course it does. I smile and pull my hand like I would draw a sword from a sheath and my overly large blade appears. I twist on its handle and it erupts into hellfire, the thing raises its eyebrow at me and continues to stare at me, its massive tail slapping on the floor as it does.

I run towards it, since it isn't going to make to first move, it stands up to its full height, it's corpulent form shaking as it moves. It raises its foot back and kicks at me, I am an unable to dodge because I didn't expect it to move that fast, I manage to slash it's foot before it connects and sends me flying into a stone wall, it cracking behind me. I stand back up and see it running towards me, arms outstretched

What do I do?
[] SISTER!
[] Lililana shoot it 1d20
[] Open maws 5d20
[] maw yourself ontop of its head 1d20
[] ATTACK IT HEAD ON 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36995109
[] Lililana shoot it 1d20
Daughter!

Rolled 17, 12, 15, 4, 8 = 56 (5d20)

>>36995109
[] Open maws 5d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36995109
If we roll these massive piles of dice, do they still crit or are crits disabled for this?
>[] Open maws 5d20

Rolled 16, 19, 14 = 49 (3d20)

>>36995109
>SISTER!
> Lililana shoot it
>ATTACK IT HEAD ON

I don't see why we can't do all three.

Rolled 3, 20, 9, 1, 3 = 36 (5d20)

>>36995139
>>36995109
oops

Rolled 20, 5, 14, 6, 18 = 63 (5d20)

>>36995109
[] Open maws 5d20

Rolled 6, 12, 7, 14, 10 = 49 (5d20)

>>36995109
>[] Open maws 5d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36995109
>[] maw yourself ontop of its head 1d20


>>36995126
This things fucking huge and Lil's guns are mundane. Mundane pistols.

I wrench my hands apart quickly as I can tearing open various maws into reality as the thing runs by, they bite into its flesh, two miss it entirely as it runs, another bites into its neck and forces to tear itself free, blood spraying into the air, it places a hand on the wound as it keeps running at me roaring like some kind of wild beast, the other two maws bite into, it stops to try and remove itself from them without them removing its flesh into my stomach

What do I do?
[] OPEN MORE MAWS 5d20
[] SISTER
[] CHARGE 1d20
[] try and trick it
[] write in

Rolled 4, 2, 2, 17, 6 = 31 (5d20)

>>36995254
[] OPEN MORE MAWS 5d20

Rolled 16, 16, 20, 1, 8 = 61 (5d20)

>>36995254
[] OPEN MORE MAWS 5d20
aint broke don't fix it

Rolled 1, 19, 14, 2, 6 = 42 (5d20)

>>36995254
[] OPEN MORE MAWS 5d20
[] SISTER
Maj can get to burning while we hold it down with maws

Rolled 7, 7, 17, 17, 4 = 52 (5d20)

>>36995254
>OPEN MORE MAWS

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36995254
>[] CHARGE 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36995254
[] CHARGE 1d20

>>36995254
[] try and trick it

>>36995254
>[] SISTER

I can tear it apart as it tries to free itself, I begin to wrench my hands apart at thing thing roars in anger, pulling itself free as it charges me with reckless abandon, I begin to panic and wrench my hands from each other, creating maws that rapidly vanish as they bite into the thing, it isn't stopping, oh this can't be good at all. It reaches down and grabs me and pulls it arm back, it's going to throw me I guess, and I think it crushed my spine, good thing I don't need that

What do I do
[] Bite its hand
[] try and escape on its arm 1d20
[]SISTER
[] Open a maw over its eyes 1d20
[] try and slip out 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36995386
[] try and escape on its arm 1d20

>>36995386
>SISTER

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36995386
As it throws us, open a maw and fly into it, then open a maw behind its head so that we carry with the momentum and jam our sword through its brain like something from Portal if the game had fuckoffhueg swords.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36995386
[] Open a maw over its eyes 1d20
[] Bite its hand

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36995386
>[] Open a maw over its eyes 1d20

I wrench my arms apart from eachother as the thing pulls back to throw me at a wall of stone, a maw appears in front of its eyes and bites down, tearing off that portion of its face and devouring the eyes, the thing screams and drops me to the ground with a thud, I think I feel a few more bones broken, and I am once again thankful I don't need those to move like humans do.

"Are you alright?" Liliana calls out from the entrance of the room. I stand back up, my bones cracking back into place as my body forces itself to move

"Fine" I say as I watch the thing thrash around in pain, it comes stumbling towards me

What do I do?
[] trip it 1d20
[] SISTER!
[]Open a maw somewhere else on it 1d20
[] CHARGE 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36995550
[] trip it 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36995550
>[] SISTER!

>>36995587
I guess we try to "trip" it with our sword and end up just taking the bottom parts of its legs off?

>>36995550
>SISTER!

>>36995617
I was thinking opening up some maws and eating its legs.


>>36995593
>>36995626
Why I rolled a 20 we got this

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36995550
>[] trip it 1d20
time to eat that 20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36995550

>[] trip it 1d20
time to cancel out that 20

>>36995644
>>36995650
close but no cookie

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36995550
>[] trip it 1d20
Last chance

>>36995644
darn it all.
Call out to sis as well

>>36995733
So close!

I wrench my hands apart, going slowly and pulling them farther apart than I usually do, The maw tears open along the floor, larger than any other I've ever made, it opens up, the teeth unfurling from within, the creature stumbles and it's foot falls into it, followed by most a good portion of it's leg. It bellows in pain and falls over its pulling out of the maw, bloody and covered in acid and fire, and chewed to mince, it struggles to stand up, crying in pain as it does so.

It may be powerful, but is stupid, oh so stupid.

What do I do?
[] SMASH ITS SKULL IN 1d20
[]SISTER
[] Liliana open fire
[] Climb on top of it
[] OPEN MAW 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36995829
>[]SISTER
>[] Daughter open fire
Let sister have her fun and daughter get her first kill.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36995829
[] Daughter open fire
[] SMASH ITS SKULL IN 1d20

>>36995829
SISTER
[] Liliana open fire

>>36995829
>[]SISTER
>[] Liliana open fire

Just throwing it out there, but Liliana only has 20 bullets + whatever's left in the gun itself.

Might wanna let her have this one so she can work towards getting some kind of demonic weapon that hopefully doesn't run out of ammo.

"SISTER" I Shout as the thing begins to stand back "LILIANA OPEN FIRE"

"Did you say open fire?" Majazal asks as she appears above thing, two of her arms glowing a light blue color "Because I love the way that sounds" The thing roars in pain as blue and regular flames begin to bite at its flesh, it swipes and Majazal, who dissipates laughing happily, the thing begins to look around for her when
*BANG BANG*
it roars and stumbles slight and then
it just rubs its arm where the bullet hits and goes back to look for majazal, limping along.

"Well, what did you expect demon" Liliana says shrugging

"For it to feel pain" I growl angrily as I watch the thing walk around with a leg that should CRIPPLE IT, is this how Majazal feels all the time, because this feels horrible.

What do I do
[] Shoot where I point at okay? 1d20
[] Attack the legs with the burning blade 1d20
[] Open ANOTHER maw 1d20
[] try and trick it into hurting itself
[] write in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36995977
>[] Attack the legs with the burning blade 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36995977
>[] Shoot where I point at okay? 1d20
Aim at the 1 floating up there

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36995977
[] Open ANOTHER maw 1d20
Op power go!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36995977
>[] Shoot where I point at okay? 1d20
=

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36995977
>[] try and trick it into hurting itself

"Just shoot where I point okay?" I say as I point at where the things eyes used to be.

"I can't see in the dark, demon" She says "I don't see what you're pointing at"

"You hit it last time" I say "what is stopping you from hitting it now"

"It isn't as on fire as it was then" She says "all I can see is its vague outline"

"Just shoot at that then, that will just have to do" I say

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

the thing roar and rubs its arms again, looking around, probably not aware its even blind, the poor brute. It starts charging at me, probably unable to see so it's just trying its luck
that or its running towards the warmest thing in the room, since Majazal vanished

What do I do
[] Dodge 1d20
[] Open maw 1d20
[]Ok, I'm going to bring it closer to you Liliana
[] Charge at it 1d20
[] SISTER SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN, AND FOR LONGER THIS TIME
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36996204
>[] SISTER SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN, AND FOR LONGER THIS TIME
>[]Ok, I'm going to bring it closer to you Liliana

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36996204
>[] SISTER SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN, AND FOR LONGER THIS TIME
>[] Open maw 1d20

>>36996204
>[] SISTER SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN, AND FOR LONGER THIS TIME
>[]Ok, I'm going to bring it closer to you Liliana

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36996204
>[]Ok, I'm going to bring it closer to you Liliana
>[] Charge at it 1d20
>[] SISTER SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN, AND FOR LONGER THIS TIME

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36996204
>try to maw-port up to the upper back region of it and sword->neck

>>36996224
>>36996248
>>36996278
Why bring it closer to Lil? She has the worst melee/physical ability here and it's not like her guns are doing much of anything anyway. It's a fucking pistol and this thing is house-sized.

>>36996302
Because who cares? It's almost dead anyway.

>>36996302
Didn't think about it, still, her failing is funny.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36996204
>[] Charge at it 1d20

"SISTER, SET IT AFLAME ONCE MORE BUT MAKE SURE IT STAYS ON FIRE FOR LONGER THIS TIME" I shout hoping Majazal will hear me as I begin to run towards the opening towards Liliana

"Wait what are you doing, the thing is over there" She says tilting her head

"Oh, I'm just bringing it closer to you so you can get a better shot at it" I say smiling

"It's the size of house demon" She says "I don't think I can do much to it

"Well I doubt it can fit into this passage anymore due to its size" I say "so you have nothing to worry about really"

"it has arms, that can fit inside it though, did you forget about those?" She shouts "Though I doubt its smart enough to actually use them".

I hear the thing roar in pain and the cavern lights up, filled with fire both blue and orange, I see the thing's silhouette charging towards me, screaming in pain

What do I do
[] Shoot at where its eyes would be, Liliana 1d20
[] Open maw 1d20
[] Wait for it to attack, then stab what ever comes through the hole 1d20
[] RUN AT IT 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36996441
>[] Open maw 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36996441
>[] Wait for it to attack, then stab what ever comes through the hole 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36996441
[] Open maw 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36996441
>[] Open maw 1d20

>>36996441

>Shoot at where its eyes would be, Liliana

>>36996557
...Well. We're clearly good at what we enjoy, at least.

>>36996600
if it aint broke don't fix it, if it is broken then it's a demon power.

>>36996441
>[] write in
Lil do the scream thing when it gets close

I wrench my hands apart from eachother as the thing screams in pain as the small fires around the room begin to latch onto it as it runs towards me and Liliana, I can't see any of its features due to the flames at this point and I begin to drool from the smell of burning flesh as the maw opens in front of it as it gets nearly uncomfortably close, it swallows its feet and closes with a terrible crunching sound as it falls, slamming into the stone above me and Liliana with a wet crack, the flames turning its skin black as its head hits the ground right into front of me, it squirms slightly, and I hear the maw still chewing on its legs.

what do I do
[] end it
[] Let it die to fire
[] Okay, now kill it Liliana

So is sup/tg/ down for everyone then?

>>36996677
[] Okay, now kill it Liliana
Yes sup tg is down for all.

>>36996677
>[] Okay, now kill it Liliana

>So is sup/tg/ down for everyone then?
yep

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36996677
>[] Okay, now kill it Liliana
Feeding our children, they grow up so fast.

>>36996677
>Okay, now kill it Liliana

>>36996677
>[] end it