>Up and over

>>37049138
>Up and over

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>>37049138
>Up and over
Can I get a "YOU WA BOUNCE" in here?

>>37049138
>>Up and over
Bounce

>>37049138
>>Up and over

>>37049138
>>Baitwitch.png

French is French.

>>37049138
>Up and over

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>>37049138
>Up and over

>>37049218
SHE MAY BE FRENCH BUT HER CANNON PACKS MORE PUNCH THAN YOUR PISTOL!

>Franz-Panzer intensifies

>>37049138
>>Up and over

>>37049138
>Up and over

Hey Fap Angel! You happy about Ghost's last thread?

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>up and over

>>37049138
>>Up and over
LIKE ALEXANDER INTO PARIS

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>>37049286

I didn't read it yet. The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet

>>37049327
>Voting in your own quest
Well I guess there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball

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>>37049366
>voting

No, that's me reacting to the voting trend.

I like where things are going

>>37049138
>>Come in a bit slower

No need to hurry (I think)

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>>37049366
>implying he's voting
>implying he's not reacting to the near-unanimous vote

Is this your first go-around on Planefag's Wild Ride?

>>37049352
He went and filled a Cajun cupcake with his cream

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>>37049366
also that movie was shit don't remind us of it thanks

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>>37049352
>The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet

>>37049352
I thought you were amused that Frank knocked up someone else other than Ice first, kinda like Young did.

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>>37049376
can't scare me fucker!

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>>37049376
I FORESEE SHENANIGANS

>Up and over

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>>37049408

but cornbread doesn't have cream filling

wtf are you on about

>>37049524
nah, the cornbread was filled with frankfurters.

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>>37049417
>implying Young got her pregnant

But-

>implying Frank had sex

shur budday

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>>37049524
I know what he's talking about.

>>37049553
This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble.

>>37049575
>This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble.

.... link

>>37049575

Or armwrestling.

Or Twister. Lewd Twister.

PLAAAANEFAAAAAAG!

I love you, but I need to go to bed early tonight so I don't die of this damn flu. Why you do this to me?

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>Up and over
WE BOUNCE

Also, finished reading the archives a couple weeks ago. Does anyone have the alt history timeline? I lost it and don't want to search through the archives again.

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>>37049651

I can cancel the thread if you want!

>>37049708

Do it.


I want to watch the world burn.

>>37049755

THREAD CANCELLED for five minutes while I fetch coffee my back hurts and I need some painkillers brb fuadkadfladfksa;dslfkadfsadsfadsfasdfa

>>37049708
NOOOO this is my first SWQ please don't cancel or I cry ;_;

>>37049787
OH SNAP! He's getting caffinated, brace yourselves! This will be a long thread or two.

>>37049595
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36959566/
I don't have the "and then they fucked" screencap handy.

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>up and over

“Climb, Frenchie, climb!” you call out, pulling the yoke back as you gun the double-wasps for all they're worth. You break through the cloud deck a few seconds later, pulling for altitude as you barrel towards the intercept. Two miles isn't far at 400+ MPH, and you've got scant seconds to pull altitude -

- “GHOSTRIDER BREAK BREAK BREAK” -

- you wrench the yoke and slam the rudders violently, twirling the Widow inverted as your crew grunts against the g-forces slamming their guts into their seats. The silibant hissing roar of a Martian powerplant thunders past close to your left. You roll upright quickly, scanning above for the bandit, only to see a 'sled hanging high above you, its nose just starting to drop out of the sky – down towards you, for another go.

>Climb!
>Dive into the deck!
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
>Evasive!
>Other?

>>37050046
>>Other?
POINT NOSE UP. SHOOT THE FUCKERRRR

>>37050046
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)

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>up and over
inb4 panzer

>>37050070

Boelcke has a stupid fucking name that I can never spell without looking up

>>37050046
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)

>>37050046
>>Climb!

>>37050046
>Dive into the deck!
DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR WEP PILOT

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>>37050046
>other
Evade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors.
Let Ian get a few shots on him, and if he's stupid he'll overshoot.and we can open up with our 20mm cannons.

>>37050046
>>37050070
this

>>37050046
>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)

We have a turret, use it.

>>37050046
>evasive

>>37050046
>Evade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors.

>>37050046
>Other?
Aerial Jousting
Fire away, coward!

>>37050046
>Evasive!

>>37050046
>>37050070
>>37050096

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicta_Boelcke#6._If_your_opponent_dives_on_you.2C_do_not_try_to_get_around_his_attack.2C_but_fly_to_meet_it

>6. If your opponent dives on you, do not try to get around his attack, but fly to meet it

Do it

>>37050046
>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)

>>37050046
This >>37050070

>>37049595
Don't have one, had an English teacher that whenever something to do with sex came up in a book we were reading she'd refer to it as 'scrabble'.

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>>37050183

>>37050046
>Climb!
That martin thinks he's hot shit, we'll show him who the real martin is!

>>37050206
>And then he stuck his scrabble inside her scrabble repeatedly, until scrabble came out.

>>37050046
>Climb!

Shoot him inna face

>>37050046
>Climb
Shoot dat Mutha Fucka.

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>>37050248
The true face of MC Young

>Getting in a climbing fight
>With a fuck-aerodynamics bricks-fly-if-you-have-enough-thrust martian

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>>37050145
>his first live thread
>he knows what the scissors are

And that's when I stopped counting votes. UPDATE SOON

>>37050096
You pronounce it just like Böll, but with a -ke at the end.

>>37050327
We should all strive to be that handsome.

>>37050342
...
Belka?

>>37050440
Bowlke

>>37050440

No, ballkek

>>37050440
fuck belka!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUUhdcQoBM

>>37050440
>>37050459

Nono. Böll. That is IPA œ.

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You obey Boelcke's sixth dicta, pulling up hard to put your nose on the Martian as he finishes his hammerhead turn. Unfortunately, your max-performance climb left you low on smash; you can't quite bring your nose to bear as the Martian draws a bead on you.

At this point, most twin-engined aircraft would vanish in a cloud of flame, fuel, blood and bitter, bitter shame, admitting despair, defeat and inferiority to single-engined fighters. You, however, just watch as Ian slews the turret around, draws a bead, and cuts loose with the quad-fifties. The 'sled rolls away from the stabbing tracers, diving past you without firing.

You roll inverted to keep eyes on him and see him bottoming out, skimming the cloud deck before pulling back to come after you again. Tucking the nose down, you dive to meet him, your ships crossing just shy of drawing a bead on each other. You roll upright, blowing through a few wisps of grey clouds, the 'sled sillouetted against the noonday sun above as he rolls inverted for a third go.

This guy, you think, knows what he's doing.
>FUEL: GOOD
>AMMO: GOOD
>SMASH: MIDDLING
>ROCKETS: TWO REMAIN

>Go for the quick kill?
>Sock in for the long haul?

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>>37050334
Hurry the fuck up Aircrafthomosexual

>>37050526
>>Sock in for the long haul?

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
Save the missiles for the inevitable dread
>>37050517
Isn't Böll pronounced like bowl? That's how I always heard it pronounced.

>>37050553

LOL DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID NOW

>>37050526
>Don't we have a witch escort, have her kill them while we distract them.

>>37050526
Not enough smash for the long haul, we'd lose. Not sure how we'd go about the quick kill at this point, but we need to get it done.

>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?

>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?
>get Amelia to waste him

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>>37050619
Yes

>>37050526
>>Go for the quick kill?

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>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?

BLOW IT ALL TO HELL

>>37050604
Well that's fucking wrong.
Trust me, I'm as German as they come. And they come all night.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96

Then again I never met any anglophones who could manage umlauts and articles in any meaningful way so you probably are as close to correct as most.

>>37050526
>>Go for the quick kill?

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>>37049815
>Ninjapacman
How does that even...

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>>37050788
if you're asking bout my name, it works like pic related.

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?

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>>37050828
>mfw
Well either way, welcome to your first live thread man.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Huehuehue

>>37050741
>that image
I wonder how that futa smutquest is going?

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>>37050870
Honestly I don't want to know anymore man. Things have gotten crazier lately...

>>37050870
Still dead, seems like

>>37050907
Thats a shame, I hope it continues

Young's theme, just replace "Fighting R-1" with "Fighting Widow"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Z7-W8C24

>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul

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>>37050903

>>37051064
Nope, this is young's theme.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA

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You're tempted to point your nose at the sun and climb as steep as you dare before nosing over at the top, a reckless maneuver to burn off your smash and gain enough angles for a steep diving attack – if you miss, you can just vanish into the overcast. But Amelia is closing in to help Georgette right now; if you bugger off that 'sled will be all over them.

You decide to commit to the vertical scissors, pulling up hard and pushing your throttle through the thin wire at the end of the channel. You hit the switch for water injection and the airframe quavers noticably as War Emergency Power engages, the needles bouncing as extra power is fed to the beast. The Widow climbs like a cat, the massive double-wasps seeming to claw upwards long after she should have stalled. The 'sled rips past, narrowly slipping past Ian's snap-shot; the turret is really constraining how closely he can cut his maneuvers while in your top-front quarter. You keep her nose up as long as possible, keep angling for the wide open blue till you feel the ship beginning to shudder – then you roll her over gently, easy as you please, and angle downward without quite falling from the sky. Below you see the goddamned Martian just finishing his own reversal, climbing towards you again. You've both lost all your smash; the 'sled seems almost perfectly matched in climb performance to your Widow.

But no matter. He might be a few degrees outside of your own gun pipper, but at knife-fight speeds, Ian can nail him easily. You can feel the turret moving through the stick forces, the slight wiggle'n'twitch as hundreds of pounds of guns, ammo and motors slew to bear and draw a bead. This time, the Martian eats lead.

That's about when you see him fire.

>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
>FUCKBUGGERSHITFUCK

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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
GRIT THOSE TEETH AND TAKE YOUR SHOTS LIKE A MAN!!!

>>37051091
Pic related.

>>37051093
Now I'm just imagining what would happen if Young was in here instead of Jimmy Stewart...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnxyCgdhSBw

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
Stay on target!

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

test

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

GNOME POWERS ACTIVATE

>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
fuck i hate my ISP.

>>37051120
>PREPARE TO EAT LEAD/START BELIEVING IN GOD

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>>37051207
But, even if there is no God or Buddha,
There is Kamen Rider

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
LETS FUCKING GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd46nIoKJq8

>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
Get shot by smaller calibers of Martian weaponry to build up an immunity to larger Martian weapons.

>>37050747
Umlauts seem to be one of those things that you just have to have had exposure to at an early age to really pick up properly. Kind of like how Chinese and Japanese struggle with the distinction between "R" and "L".

At least going by my experience in German classes, anyway. I didn't actually learn German until I was in college, but since my mom's an Austrian immigrant I had plenty of exposure to the language and at least picked up a handful of basic words going back to when I was just a baby. So when all my classmates in German courses were struggling over pronunciation, it pretty much came naturally to me (even though I was no better off than anyone else for learning the actual grammar and vocab). There were only a couple other students who didn't struggle with pronunciation, and they were invariably also ones who'd been exposed at an early age.

>>37051271
oh god the feels!

>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

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ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>37051207

there's no god here today

just me

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>>37051271
>THIS IS...
>OUR GUNPLA WAR!!

>Build Strike/Build Burning Double Tenkyou-God Finger Intensifies

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>>37051326

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>>37051326

>>37051326
What are you talking about? We got our z'god right here>>37051328

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MORE AMERICAN THAN KEINE

>>37051326
You are not god... But you are FAP ANGEL!

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>>37051326
Crap.

>>37051326
Well, live fast, die Young, as they say.

>>37051376
>THIS HAND OF MINE IS GLOWING THREE TIMES REDDER!
>ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO STOP AXIS!
>TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
>SEKIHA CHAR-KYOUKENNN!!!

>>37051328
I would love to see what gunpla would Young and co use in a three on three fight

>>37051440
Core fighters, core fighters everywhere....

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>>37051440

>>37051440
Strike Witches Gundam Quest when?

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>>37051440
This, duh.

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>>37051326

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>>37051396
BURNING. AMERICAN. JUSTICE!!!!

Did anyone tell Ghost of the paradox yet?

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You hold steady, knowing that he's trying to spook you into a needless, instinctive jink that'll spoil Ian's shot and buy his squishy squid-ass a few more minutes of survival. You hold the yoke steady with nerves of steel as the jagged, plainly-visible darts of Martian heavy rockets leap from his gun barrels on long, thin white contrails – that twist and roll right towards -

the ship lurches violently -

darkness.

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>>37051532
oh well!

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>>37051326
Welp, We're fucked.

>>37051532
two hours.
Time to reset the console then.

>>37051532
Well done retards...

When presented with "Don't get shot" vs "Get shot" don't pick the retarded option

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>>37051532

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>>37051562
pic related
>>37051564
cry more!

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>>37051532
DESPAIR!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRXVlxMOnrk

>>37051532
I'm thinking MAYBE we should have GOTTEN OUT OF THE DAMN WAY

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Well shit. I don't care about us, but what's gonna happen to our poor girl?

>>37051578
Go away troll

>Oh fuck, I missed the start of SWQ!
>Let me just get caught up
>Oh god fapangel's in one of those-
>Y'all voted to not evade a shot you knew was coming
WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!

>>37051596
I happen to care about us, and Minna happens to care about us, so how about you stop being the retarded newfag namefag and don't vote retarded.

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You blink awake a moment later. The engines are screaming all wrong, the instruments are spinning like mad bastards, and all you can see outside is an endless gray expanse of dark, brooding cloud. You look up dizzily to see Ian's face pressed against the canopy. He's mouthing something at you.

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
>GET OFF MY PLANE

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>>37051597
>troll

>>37051602
Clearly they want the quest to end.

>>37051564
i know right now we won't get the s-rank at the end of this quest

now we have to feel superior to other anons about how we have our waifus interest at heart together, unlike those plebs

>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.

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>>37051619

Don't blame it on the new guy.

THIS IS THE FUTURE ANON CHOSE.

>>37051622
>>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
...enjoying the 'discussion' PF?

>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.

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>>37051622
>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
I HAVE YET BEGAN TO FIGHT

Also, as promised Angelfap, I got you the "IAN POST-PERRINE MARRIAGE" pic I promised

>>37051622
oh god we're in a spin

ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO

STOP THE SPIN AND THEN SPIT

SEE WHERE THE SPIT GOES AND LEVEL THE PLANE BASED ON THAT

WE CAN GO FROM THERE

>>37051622
>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
Get control of the plane back

>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE

>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.

>>37051622

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.

>>37051622
>GET BACK IN THE PLANE YOU LIMEY FUCK!

>>37051532
whelp, so much for that new paintjob

>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.

>>37051622
>Other
We're a fighter pilot for fucks sake, pilot our fighter

>>37051654
I'll blame the new retarded namefag all I like thank you very much.

>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
SWQ will henceforth be called Purgatory Quest, detailing one Widow crew's spiritual rebirth and repentance of sin.

I blame those rockets!

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>>37051695
>and repentance of sin.

>>37051622
>YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A WIDOW BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

>>37051663
Don't we have an artificial horizon?

>>37051622
>>37051663
>>37051693
these, regain control

>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE

I CAN'T PILOT IF YOU'RE IN THE WAY GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

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>>37051695
>Impying Shiki Eiki would even ALLOW Young and Co. to go down that road

>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
I don't know what I expected, but I think I got it

>>37051689
>whelp, so much for that new paintjob
look at the bright side, if we survived this we can always ask Lynette paint our plane again. And this time we can sit and 'supervise' the painting job.

>>37051622
>>37051663
THIS

SPIT IN IAN'S FACE, SEE WHETHER WE HIT OR NOT AND GET OUT OF THE SPIN

<Demetrious> I get to end fucking SWQ and do something I actually want to do

>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE

>>37051622
>>37051663
>>37051747
THIS THIS THIS

>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
Well, if the sudden stop doesn't kill us the witches will.

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>>37051748
then I can leave this hell!

>>37051748
Deme stop trolling, you said no such thing in the IRC

>>37051622
>>37051663
seconding this crazy idea

>>37051794
look at how much you care

look at it

>>37051622
Wait. Why does it seem like Ian is OUTSIDE the plane? Thats bad.

Or am I just reading this wrong?

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>>37051787
>saving a sample.

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>>37051663
Alright, this makes marginally more sense than any other option right now, let's do it.

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We dun goof'd

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.

>>37051833
We don't even know what's going on, let's not immediately assume we're in a spin. How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?

>>37051663
Changing vote to this, but hopefully we can avoid spitting on mai waifu.

>>37051883
>How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?
By centrifugal force anon.

Ian sits behind us, if we're spinning he's going to get thrown into our section of the cockpit

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>>37051897
>spitting on our waifu
I've got some bad news for you buddy.

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>>37051958
YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE!

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>>37051958
I shall keep loving, even if society denies my feelings.

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You stare at Ian for a split-second that seems to stretch out for eternity. Is this hell? Purgatory? A last dying dream? Haunted by Ian? Mr. Knows-It-All-Ian-Fucks-Frenchies-Has-Mommy-Issues-Doesn't-Have-An-Opinion-On-Fine-Literature Ian?

You blink.

He's gone.

He's gone and you're suddenly in a very, very real plane, smashed against the right side of your cramped cockpit by G-forces, the bright deadly light of an engine fire in the corner of your left eye as the altimeter unspools with terrifying speed. You react instinctively, your hand flying, seeming to struggle through molasses as you yank the throttles back, close cowling and intercooler flaps and kill the port-side fuel pumps. You seize the yoke in both hands and center the ailerons, slam the rudder pedals to the left, and slowly draw the yoke back. The huge double-tail rudders of the Widow make themselves known, and you feel the g-forces even out as your ship stops spinning.

>>37052068
>no trip

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>>37052039
Well then I suppose that makes you the plane faggot here, doesn't it?

>>37052068
>Not sure if forgot to trip
>or just trolling

>>37052068
FAP ANGEL! Stop screwing with us!

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>>37052068

One problem down. You eyeball the turn-and-slip indicator as well as your artificial – right, the gyro's precessed already. You'll have to do things the old-fashioned way. You reach for the little weighted plum-bob that you keep taped to one canopy support, and tear the adhesive away. It drops free on a little dangly bit of thread – an 'instrument' from WWI, that's still effective – as long as you're not pulling heavy g's. Using it to verify the other instruments, you manage to pull up until the altimeter isn't unspooling nearly as bad.

Now there's the slight issue of the engine fire. Looking left, you find yourself staring out a jagged, ugly-looking hole in the plexiglass at an absolutely-shredded engine missing a chunk of propeller, still burning like a sonofabitch. You hit the extinguishers, all of them, but the engine just keeps burning, the flame having settled deep into the structure, feeding off engine oil now. Turning back to your panel, you open the cowling and intercooler flaps all the way and push the nose down again, IAS rising fast for four-fifty again.

You're at ten thousand feet and falling fast.

>>37052085
Well who else do you think >>37051748 was? Of course he forgot to put it back on

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>>37052085
Planefag used to remove his trip to confuse anons

>>37051735
Why not paint Lynette?

>>37052068
>>37052102
Stop trolling your own fucking threads and put your trip back on you moron.

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>>37052068
>>37052102

Sorry, had to restart firefox.

Again.

You have all probably noticed I'l post without my trip at least once, maybe twice a thread.

That's because, both times, Firefox crashed.

No, I don't know why it clears my fucking history every time. I DO know it still fills in NOKO (instead of lowercase noko) on touhou-project EVERY FUCKING TIME and won't forget it, though.

I fucking hate this browser

so much

>>37052102
HIT THE SILK!

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>>37052102
WELP TIME TO UNLOCK UNIQUE PLANE PERKS AMIRITE MERC HUE HUE HUE

>>37052140
Stop trolling and it will stop trolling you.

>>37052140
Get Google Browser?
Or do you use the latest version of Firefox?

>>37052068
>>37052102
again I blame those rockets!

>>37052140
You probably need to check your comp's systems or do a full restart of Firefox and clear out any probable it might have.

>>37052140
Maybe you should instead try using Internet Explorer

>>37052140
get chrome

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>>37052140

Get chrome.

Also: I told you the Widow was a second rate aircraft. Too big, too underpowered. Shoulda been something cool. Like a zero.

>>37052140
Just switch to Opera.
I mean Chrome.
Perhaps Netscape Navigator?

>>37052191

Seriously considering switching to it fulltime. Or at least for threads.

>>37052182
wow you know absolutely nothing about computers, just like everything else

>>37052140
Check your plugins and extensions! For srz.

>>37052090
So Matrix
Much Morpheus

>>37052199
Do it I dropped Firefox for it and I have not looked back

>>37052140
complete uninstall of firefox, hell wipe the drive if you need too, and fresh install palemoon.

>>37052199
i recommend SRWare Iron, less googleshit

>>37052140
Sounds like some sort of cleaner thing going berserk. I don't have that much problem with firefox. And I never experience any of these crashes.

Though that being said, having Chrome isn't a bad idea.

>>37052140
I know that feel bro, Firefox freezes on me a lot.
>>37052195
>dissing the Widow
I bet you fly Lumberyaks in WT too.

>>37052195
Well now we can fly that three seater moonbat while the widow is getting repaired

>>37052195

KEEP SMIRKIN, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET

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>>37052187
Ah, the Beloved Tomboyish Browser.

>>37052195
AW
SHIT
NIGGA
IT'S ON

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>>37052102
Do not pull up until the fire is out, but do a comms check. We may have lost Ian and need to find out if sean is still in the plane too. Also check how witches are doing,

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>>37052195
Could have been flying a KI-45 for christ sake.

>>37052195
Oh hello ghost, I started reading strikers 89 right after I finished getting caught up with planefag's stuff. I'm on thread 36 and currently reading it as I wait for replies here.

>>37052201
Like anons know either. Add ons can fuck up firefox worse than anything.

>>37052248
>KI-45
>Not Ki-84
>Is this Pirotto serious.gif

>>37052275
and restarting your pc isn't going to make the addons go away, nor is it going to clear your cache and temp storage...

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>>37052222

I don't play WT. I got insanely pissed off that Soviet EVERYTHING seems to be made of unobtanium and fire heat-seeking railgun projectiles and everything else is made of meh and shoots meh. For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE.

>>37052224
They're not made yet. the three seat was a postwar development, and had a very short service life in the USAF.

>>37052226

AND I PROBABLY WON'T

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>>37052269
>Thread 36 of SW89
Aha! You're in for a shitstorm pal!

>>37052269
Nice blog you've got there.

>>37052281
the 84 ain't a multi seat bird. If it was just young fapping about in the cockpit I would be all for putting him in a Ki-84 Hei and watching 20mm x2 and 30mm x2 rip aliens out of the sky.

>>37052306
WT is made by russian what do you expect.

>>37052342
Honestly, I expect worse out of WT knowing that it is made by Russians.

>>37052306
>For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE.
RUSSIAN BIAS. ALWAYS WITH RUSSIAN BIAS.
though IS-3 in WoT surprisingly quite vulnerable

>>37052306
>cant kill soviet planes

hahahaha

>>37052342
We should put Young and crew in a Gotha and be done with it.

>>37052356
and yet I may as well be shooting spit wads at the IS-2 with my King Tiger

War thunder just released american tanks, and sherman jumbos are going up against early models of panzer IIIs. It's ridiculously broken.

>>37052306
>Complaining about Russian bias in a Russian game
Of course, any slavplane gets rekt when it has to deal with a FW 190's 4 20mm raepcannons

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The radar altimeter is starting to fuzz, losing accuracy as you descend, ground echoes playing merry hell with it. Something liquid is trickling past your silk scarf and down your shoulder as you blink away stinging sweat to keep one eye on the whipping, awful flames on your engine. The airframe is shuddering violently as the airspeed passes five-fifty, closing in on the Widow's do-not-exceed speed fast, a banshee shriek cutting through your aching skull and squealing through the jagged hole in the canopy.

At last, at long last, the flames on Number One are blown out, and you yank the yoke back as violently as you dare, the airframe creaking with the g-load. Your vision fades as the blood is forced from your head, and you suck in a pained lungful of air, constricting your neck muscles, using every trick you know to keep the red stuff where you need it.

The altimeter is spiraling through two-thousand feet, your climb-sink gauge still pegged at the wrong end.

>>37052394
Seriously, stop treating this like your personal blog and stop being a faggot namefag

>>37052394
They at least quickly bumped up that Sherman 105mm cause it was killing everything at its rating.

>>37052356
>>37052357
I just want my widdow

>>37052394
cry little german cry!

>>37052397
all I need is my P38/xp38!

>>37052387
>>37052387
>WoT
>TIger II
>Unable to penetrate IS or IS-2
LTA.

>>37052394
Don't forget about the Lee.

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>>37052409
NEVER SHALL I QUIT.

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>>37052409

as an aside

shut the fuck up, asswagon

my thread, my rules

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

ERRYBODY SAY IT WITH ME

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO *REALLY* BITCH ABOUT

>>37052418
I love my Lee/Grant

>>37052428
never stop making people mad!

>>37052432
>my rules
Pft, like you have any rules

>>37052409
SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

>>37052403
Well, we're as fucked as a French prostitute on a Saturday night.

>>37052432
>my thread, my rules
Someone need to print it on A3 paper size at minimum and frame it.

>>37052387
>can't pen the fucking IS-2 with the 88
>or god forbid one of the 105s

Are you autoaiming into the turret mantlet or something?

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>>37052356
Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waves!

>>37052432
STFU ASSWAGON

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>>37052432
planefag I love you.

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>>37052432
OH GOD, FAP ANGEL HAS SNAPPED FOR REAL

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YOU ARE ALL BITCHES!

>>37052409
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWAGON

>>37052432
>anon has startled The Planefag
>>37052442
Of course you love your OP T1 tank that can't be penned by other T1s and many T2s

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>>37052403

>>37052466
No. But I have never come across one that did not already see me coming and was pointed directly at me.

>>37052492
tip for you then AIM FOR THE SIDES OF THE LEE!

>>37052469
>Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waves
on Russian Bias (tm) or IS-3?

>>37052301
A full rebooting of Firefox is a option it has to basically save important data (like bookmarks) into a separate file and then uninstall firefox and re-install the latest version back on.
>>37052432
I love this.

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>>37052484
SOME ONE CALLED FOR THE SLAM??!!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6mOqV5K6Y

>>37052506
Aim at the LFP. You have a German gun; you have the accuracy to hit it.

>>37052418
I stopped considering the lee a threat when I loaded heat rounds in my stug III A.

>>37052524
this man gets it!

>>37052515
>not a more appropriate mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyltoT7Diyk

>>37052510
Both man, both.

You gotta be more open-minded about your humor.

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The slipstream's banshee wail finally drops in pitch and intensity as the little plum-bob begins to swing vertical again – just as you break through the low cloud deck to find washed-out fields filling your windscreen. You slap the flap switches as you pull the yoke back against your belly, screaming something at the ground, something wild and mad and CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB YOU GODLESS WHORE *CLIMB* -
- the Widow levels out with a few hundred feet to spare, and you finally release the breath you took earlier, your head spinning a little bit. You check your gauges again and find number-two is overheating a little; you disengage WEP and throw her cowlings open, she's doing the work of two. The shattered left-hand prop has properly feathered – thank god for Curtiss electrical airscrews; the Hamilton Standard on your A would've left you high and dry.

“That was – what the fuck happened?” you ask through a very, very dry mouth.

Nobody answers.

>Radio!
>Surroundings!
>Crew!

>pick just one asswarts
>no seriously

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>>37052540
Well I'm a touhou myself you know.


But the DEMON LORD OF THE BASKETBALL COURT is fine too

>>37052583
>>Radio!

"AMELIA, FORGET THE BITCH, WE NEED YOU NOW!"

>>37052583
>>Crew!

>>37052583
>>Surroundings!

Who gives a flying fuck about the assholes in the back.

kek

>>37052583
>Surroundings!
Let's make sure that we're not about to fly into anything or anyone.

>>37052583
>>Surroundings!

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>>37052601
>>37052605
>>37052606

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>>37052583
CREW.

Comms check on Ian and Sean. We are out of the battle for now and can check in with them later.

>>37052583
>>Surroundings!
>>Crew!

>>37052583
>>Crew!
we may not like them too much, but we *do* kinda need them. Somewhat.

A little.

>>37052583
>Crew!

>>37052583
>Surroundings!

>>37052583
>Crew!
inb4 they bailed out like not-crazy people

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>>37052583
>Crew!
FILTHY ASSISTANTS, TO ME!!!

NO SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMEONTHISISNTFUNNYAHHHH

>>37052583
>>Crew!

>>37052583
>Crew!
BROS BEFORE THE HOS

>>37052583
>>Crew!
Make sure the others are okay and with us, then they can focus on the surrounding and radio while we fly, but crew first

>>37052583
>Crew!

>>37052583
>Crew!

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>>37052616
THAT FACE ISN'T ENOUGH ANGELFAP

>>37052583
>>Surroundings!

Situational awareness first. Time paradox from Sean and Ian dying.

>>37052357

No, see, it's not that they're unkillable, because that'd be patently wrong. It's that they're disproportionately good for what they are/were.

>>37052356

WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it, IMO, but to be fair, the farthest I've made it in wot is tier 6. and I have two of those- a stock KV-85 and a Churchill VII. Coincidentally, I don't play much anymore, hahaha. That said, the KV-1 is amazingly good for the tier.

>>37052583

Surroundings first. Yeah, crew's important, but it's more important to make sure we're not about to get screwed sans lube because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.

...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.

>>37052583
>>Crew!
with our plane in the shape it is we need the others to check on the other options, but for that we have to make sure they are actually still here and okay

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>>37052646
MY GOOD MAN! Watch your tongue.

>>37052583
>Crew!

>>37052671
>...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.
And its night, and we have no night vision from the engine fire

we ain't seeing shit so why bother with surroundings?

>>37052583
>Crew!
IS IAN ALIVE

>>37052661
GET OUT OF THERE ANGELO!

>>37052583
>>Crew!

>>37052671
>WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it,
Yeah, this joke is not as prevalent now, replaced by either 'Fucking Sky C--!', 'Fucking Bush-Camper' or 'Damn Auto-loaders' now.

>>37052698
THAT'S THE IDEA, YES?!
>MyPerformanceIsFuckinSplendid.png

>>37052671
The KV-1 was an amazingly good tank...tactically. Its main problem that it was slow and heavy, which made withdrawing to stay in contact in the face of the Blitzkrieg nearly impossible.

That and they were easy targets for the Luftwaffe.

>>37052583
>Crew!