>>37182390
>Write-in.
i think a good old "the fuck? what's happening to me" would be the best

>>37182390
>Demand she fix whatever she did.

Welcome back guy who's name I can't pronounce.

>>37182390
>>Push her off you, run away.
At this point we freak the fuck out.

>>37182390
>>Write-in.
Wut. Here I thought breathing was a necessary thing to live. I guess I'll now become a great diver or something since I no longer need to breathe.

>>37182390
>>37182441
swapping to
>Push her off you, run away.

>>37182456
No one is that stupid.

>>37182390
>"How am I alive?"

>>37182456
YES. We will be that kind of vampire.
Captcha: nicht
DOCH

Rolled 1 (1d2)

wut
>>37182437

Fix it, bitch!
>37182441

Freak:
>>37182451
>>37182468

How am I alive?
>>37182500

I'll be a diver! Just like Edward Cullen!
>>37182456
>>37182544

This is a diebreaker, not a final destination vote. There is no reason to vote after this post, because your vote will not be counted.

1 - Freak out!
2 - Edward Cullen Option

>>37182390
>Hey, sweet! I'm a vampire! Can I do the "Vampire Boogie"?

>>37182390
>See if we can breath fireballs like Dracula.

You put both your hands on her shoulders and shove, sending her back, letting you quickly skitter away, grabbing your shirt as you rush out the door. You pull it on as you keep running, escaping her apartment, then the building, then going for blocks and blocks, turning and twisting as you do to try to lose her, just in case she's still following you, though glancing over your shoulder shows nothing. Your neck is a little sore from... you think about it for a moment, and a memory comes back, lips and teeth pressed tight against your neck. Uncomfortably intimate. You shake your head, rubbing at what is no doubt a hickey, and move on.

You're thirsty.

You check your pockets, hoping really hard that you didn't leave anything at "Agathe's." Your phone's there. You flip it open. Four missed calls from your parents, one from Sally, and a few texts from her:

>where r u? ur parents called mine. they're worried about you.
>wut are you doing?? if ur not dead or lost ur phone or smthing, i'll be mad
>rich? rich? pls tell me ur okay.

The one message - from your parents - is unsurprising in its contents. "Richard? This is your father speaking. I don't know what you're doing, and I don't particularly care. Your mother and I are worried about you. Call us back as soon as you get this. Your mother says to tell you we love you."

>Call back Sally, tell her you're fine and not to worry.
>Call back parents, tell them you lost track of time and will be home as soon as possible.
>Write-in.

>>37182390
>Transform into kawaii bat that girls will fawn over.

>>37182673
>Call back parents, tell them you lost track of time and will be home as soon as possible.

>>37182673
>Let's go eat our dad real quick.

>>37182673
>Call back Sally, tell her you're fine and not to worry.

>>37182699
"I raised you all your life and THIS is how you repay me?! Wait, why aren't breathing? Oh okay, immortality is a pretty nice gift as thanks."

>>37182673
>Call back parents, tell them you lost track of time and will be home as soon as possible.
>Tell them to prepare a meal... a meal to DIE for!

>>37182673
>>Call back parents, tell them you lost track of time and will be home as soon as possible.

Well, I guess if we're running and not going to learn to be a vamp, let's call up the parents so they're on the line and freak when we get jumped by our sire.

>>37182673
>Call back Sally, tell her you're fine and not to worry.

>>37182673
>Call back Sally, tell her you're fine and not to worry, you're just gonna go home and eat your parents real quick, then you can both hang out maybe?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Call parents:
>>37182691
>>37182753
>>37182733

Call Sally:
>>37182705
>>37182781
>>37182818

Patri/matricide:
>>37182699
>>37182733
>>37182818

1 - Call parents
2 - Call Sally
3 - Go eat parents.

>>37182850
Good way to handle it OP.

>>37182850
8 posters, including OP and 9 votes. Also I didn't vote this time.
Srsly /tg/

>>37182865
I'm still going to vote to turn our dad into a ghoul. I think we should just get into the whole vampiring thing without some loser first half of a superhero movie, and start drinking all the blood right from the get-go.

>>37182850
OP, you rolled a d2 instead of a d3. Reroll, especially since I want to eat the parents

>>37182850
Reroll, please.

>>37182850
heh, nice one

>>37182892
>OP, you rolled a d2 instead of a d3.
Did I? That's strange. Can't imagine why. Too late now, I'm already writing the update.

>>37182850
Phffahahah

You mean we don't suddenly have the urge to murder our parents out of left field?

>>37182892
I'd rather eat Sally, if you know what I mean.

>>37182913
What murder? We're just going to suck their blood a little, bleh bleh bleh

>>37182914
?

>>37182925
We've apparently not realized we're a vamp. TO DIE FOR! Also implies dead parents.

>>37182907
Quit trying to hammer a wooden stake into fun

>>37182938
You can murder your parents later. Right now you don't even know that you're a sanguivore.

>>37182938
That's lolrandum. Not fun. So was the "I'm a good diver now!"

>>37182937
>We've apparently not realized we're a vamp.
And that's retarded. As the people controlling this character, can we all just acknowledge that we're a vampire in character?

>>37182938
I think he did it so the samefags leave. I believe in you OP!
>>37182959
No metagaming faggot.

>>37182959
Look. IC, you know you're not breathing, you're thirsty, and you probably had sex with somebody's grandma. There is no reasonable way to put those three pieces of information together to reach the conclusion "I am a vampire."

>>37182955
Don't worry, I'm sure dear ol' dad would be just as good a father by turning into a drooling and groaning ghoul. Mom, ehh, we'll see.

>>37182980
Oh yeah, well let's roll a 1d20 for perception.

>>37183001
>Don't worry, I'm sure dear ol' dad would be just as good a father by turning into a drooling and groaning ghoul
This makes me want to play VtMB now

You flip to Sally's name in your phone's address book - not difficult, given the fact that you have so few names there - and give her a call. She picks up on the first ring.

"Rich?" Her voice is breathless, frightened.

"Yeah, it's me," you say. "Sorry to scare you. I, uh..." you rub at your neck, unsure what to say. 'I got drunk and maybe lost my virginity with a seventy year old lady named Agathe' doesn't seem like the best thing to say. "I was out at a club and- I don't really know. I must've passed out or something, I didn't hear my phone ring at all. Sorry to worry you."

"I'm just glad you're alright," Sally says with a sigh. "You are alright, right?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." You don't mention the 'no breathing' thing. "Probably going to be in a lot of trouble when I get home." You pause. "I didn't, uh, wake you up, did I?"

"No!" Sally says, a little too quickly. "Um... no, I was awake anyway. There's a, uh, game that just came out, and I was playing it."

"Huh. Is it any good?"

"It's alright. Uh, look, I should- get back to it? I'm glad you're alright, though. Try not to get in too much trouble with your parents! Bye!" She hangs up before you can even say goodbye.

You look around, trying to get your bearings. You have to use your phone's map function to start plotting your way back. Ugh, it'll be like thirty minutes of walking. Nothing for it.

About halfway there, you're accosted by some random guy who looks like he's homeless and on drugs. "Hey, buddy," he says, getting really close to you. Your eyes drift to his neck, and you feel a certain urge to reach out and tear out his throat. You shake your head, focusing your attention back on his face. "Hey. Spare some change? C'mon, give me some change."

>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!
>Lie and tell him you don't have any money.
>Tear out his throat and drink his blood.
>Write-in.

>>37183085
>>Tear out his throat and drink his blood.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>37183085
>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!

Poor bastard.

>>37183085
>>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!
We are going to kill him, aren't we?

>>37183085
>Lie and tell him you don't have any money.

>>37183085
>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!
all good stories begin with "so there was this hobo..."

>>37183085
>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!
>Ask him if he knows where to donate blood.

>>37183085
>>Lie and tell him you don't have any money.

I spent it all on booze and possibly a milf

Holy shit no one is voting to murder the hobo.

>>37183227
They do not deserve to be vamps

>>37183227
>Holy shit no one is voting to murder the hobo.
>>37183117

uh, yeah someone is. Dunno how they plan on hiding the blood we'll get on us though

Murder hobo:
>>37183117

Give to the poor.
>>37183119
>>37183129
>>37183138
>>37183146

Fuck you, got mine.
>>37183135
>>37183162

Roll 1d20 (best of three).

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37183261

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37183261
Oh boy

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37183261
Acting in character and a will power roll to resist vampiric urges? I love you op.

Rolled 9, 16, 16 = 41 (3d20)

>>37183261

1s, 1s everywhere

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37183261
Pls be kill

>>37183085
>>Oh, sure. Here, have some money. I'm always willing to help the less fortunate. Have a nice night, friend!
>>Ask him if he knows any place nearby that handles blood donations.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37183261

>>37183275
Forgot to add. I Love you anons... or couldn't last.

>>37183286
We don't know we want blood. We don't know we're a vamp. We just want to rip that guys throat out.

>>37183305
It's just a passing curiosity we have, we don't know why the thought sprung in there.

>>37182390
Yay, new NeedAName quest!

Having a power cable that randomly causes the surge protector on your computer to activate and shut the computer off is really fucking cool.

>>37183393
I'll take your word for it.

>>37183393
if only we were all as lucky

>>37183393
I know, right.

Dropbox + saving every time you're thinking helps.

>>37183486
Oh, I save every half second. Didn't lose anything, just had to wait for several minutes while my computer rebooted.

>>37183393
not as if you wouldn't be near your computer for the next two weeks

You give him a weak smile, reaching into your pocket. "Sure, man," you say, pulling out your wallet, removing a number of dimes and nickels. "Any time." As you struggle with pulling out another dime, his hand flashes out, grasping for your wallet. You immediately take a step back, and he misses, flailing for a moment.

Then out comes the knife, threatening you, practically jabbing it in your face. "Give me your fucking wallet, you simp," he says, angrily.

Automatically, barely even thinking it through, your hand flashes out, wrapping around his wrist, bending his arm back painfully. Using it as leverage, you start to bend him over, forcing him to expose his neck to you, his nice, juicy jugular making you salivate with thirst. He's begging and pleading, but all you can really think about is taking a big bite out of that chunk of flesh and drinking up what comes out.

Wait.

That's not a normal way to think about things. At all. But you're so thirsty, and there's probably lots of blood in there... maybe just a nibble...

No. No. Wrong. You let go, shaking your head, and he runs off, stumbling at first before finding his balance. You watch him go, your tongue involuntarily flicking out and running along your lips, some primal part of you wanting to chase him down and kill him and eat him.

But you don't.

Still... you really want to, and that means something, doesn't it?

>It's not safe to go home while you're like this. Find some place to squat.
>You'll figure it out in the morning. Go home.
>Write-in.

>>37183547
>>You'll figure it out in the morning. Go home.
Go home I guess. If possible, call parents as well

>>37183547
>Chase him down. Feast!

>>37183547
>>It's not safe to go home while you're like this. Find some place to squat.

yeah, I don't want to murder mom and dad. let's go murder hobos

>>37183547
>You'll figure it out in the morning. Go home.
>Knock the dirty hobo out to stop him chasing you

>>37183547
>Write-in.
go get some junk food, i'm sure we'll feel better after a big, juicy burger

>>37183547

Use nickels and dimes to buy a drink on the way home

>>37183547
>It's not safe to go home while you're like this. Find some place to squat.
>>37183611

>>37183547
Call parents, then go get a burguer or some other shitty junk food

>>37183547
>>Write-in.
go back to Agathes place
better to learn what we are

>>37183726
Oh, hey. From Slimes to Vamps?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Go home:
>>37183581
>>37183607
>>37183620

Kill hobo:
>>37183594

Squat:
>>37183598
>>37183628

Junk food:
>>37183611
>>37183628
>>37183660

Buy a drink on the way home:
>>37183620

Go back to Agathe:
>>37183726

1 - Go home.
2 - Get some delicious junk food.

>>37183738
yup, from slimes to gods then onto vamps

Nothing for it. You'll head home. You call up your parents, giving the best apology you can manage, saying that you completely lost track of time and your phone must have been on silent or something and you're fine and you'll be home in ten or fifteen minutes. Your mom refuses to let you hang up, talking to you as you walk.

You spot a soda machine outside a store, stopping at it for a second to feed a dollar in and grab a can of soda, hoping to deal with your... horrible, horrible... thirst. You pop the lid and suck it down, then immediately spit it out in a spray, trying to stop yourself from vomiting in disgust. It tastes rancid. Fucking awful. Jesus. You buy another, different brand, hoping to remove the horrid aftertaste, and try that one, but it tastes about the same.

You spend maybe a minute recovering, listening to your mom babble, occasionally asking how you are and if you're okay. You just really want this taste out of your mouth and you stick your fingers in your mouth, hoping to remove it that way.

It doesn't really work, so you pick up the pace, jogging the rest of the way home in the hopes of getting something in your mouth other than that garbage. You physically push past your parents, going to the kitchen and filling a glass with tap water before drinking it and finding it equally rancid as the rest. You try to hold down your gag reflex as your father comes into the kitchen.

"You alright, son?" Your dad asks, looking concerned. "You seem a bit pale, and you've got a... a mark on your neck."

"Mark?" You let your fingers run over your neck. "Oh. Um..." you swallow. "A girl. Sorry."

Your dad quirks an eyebrow, but doesn't say anything. Your eyes drift down towards his throat as well...

>Kill. Feed.
>Run, you don't want to hurt your parents.
>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.
>Write-in.

>>37183872
>>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>Run, you don't want to hurt your parents.

>>37183872
>>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.

>>37183872
>Go up to your room, try to get these... thoughts, out of your head.
>Fap and drink that.

>>37183940
>>Fap and drink that.
this has my vote

>>37183940
I can get behind this action.

>>37183940
+1, slurp that white stuff up

This is fucking disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>37183940
>>37183963
>>37183984
>>37184022

Go to your room:
>>37183892
>>37183903
>>37183907
>>37183917
>>37183924
>>37183925
>>37183930
>>37183940

Run:
>>37183913

>>37184037
Oh, like you've never done it before.

>>37183940
>>37183963
>>37184022
what if we can't even get hard because lolNoBloodflow ?

>>37184037
>disgusting
eating pineapples helps

>>37184076
Oh fuck, what if our stake can't get wooden when we need to impale something on it?

>>37184037
you should try it before calling it disgusting
>>37184076
if we can't get hard we could always be bottom

"You mind if I go upstairs, Dad? I'm feeling off."

Your dad shrugs, and you head up to your room, falling in bed and trying to sleep, or to think about other things.

You don't manage the former, but you do manage the latter. Your thoughts drift to Madison... the girl you've had a crush on for most of the past year. She's a cheerleader, and you're a nerd, so you know you don't have much of a chance with her, but still... she's cute, she's hot, she's bubbly and sweet. You just watch her from afar, but she's never been mean to you, and on the couple occasions where she's been your lab partner, she's been nice to you. Laughed at your shitty jokes. She's popular, but not the kind of popular where she makes fun of you to prove how cool she is. The kind of popular that's popular because they've got a positive, generous personality.

Sally thinks Madison is only nice to you just so she can skim off your grades for group projects. That's Sally; always trying to look out for you. She's a good friend, but you're pretty sure she's wrong on this count. Madison's genuinely nice, and she doesn't look down on you.

But at the same time, you're some gangly, uncoordinated nerd with all the backbone of a squid, and the social skills to match. She's totally out of your league. Just because she's nice doesn't mean she's interested, after all.

Doesn't stop you from imagining, though. You take a couple minutes to imagine, in fact. After you finish imagining, you grab some toilet paper from the bathroom to clean up the mess your imagination made.

It's like five AM, and your spine is starting to tingle with unresolved tension, feeling less and less safe near the windows as dawn approaches.

>Try to sleep in the closet. At least it's not a school day, so you can just sleep the day away.
>Sleep under the bed.
>Write-in.

>>37184154
>Sleep under the bed.

>>37184154
>Watch the sunrise, you always enjoy the colours it makes.

>>37184154
Go up on the roof to watch the sun rise and contemplate existence

>>37184179
I'm assuming with this that if we are damaged by sunshine we'd have the foresight to stop and shy away, not just end the quest.

>>37184154
>Prepare our clothes for tomorrow, be really good crossdresser

>>37184193
You know what they say about assumptions.

>>37184154
>write-in
It's a good idea to sleep in the attic. The higher you are, the better sleeping is. Cats know this.

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>>37184179
>>37184189

>>37184154
>Sleep under the bed.

>>37184201
"Bleh bleh BLEHHH"

>>37184201
They cause you to catch fire and burn?

>>37184154
>>Sleep under the bed.
aww no cum drinking

>>37184229
This will happen after we get our trap waifu.

>>37184154
fuck, i have an ex named like that, i need more drinks
>Try to sleep in the closet. At least it's not a school day, so you can just sleep the day away.

>>37184248
Or we become trap waifu!
>>37184200

>>37184154
>sleep under bed

Sleep under bed:
>>37184175
>>37184213
>>37184229
>>37184279

Sleep in closet:
>>37184260

Get (un)intentionally incinerated:
>>37184179
>>37184189

Some stupid shit about becoming a crossdresser:
>>37184200
>>37184267

Attic:
>>37184202

>>37184248
>trap waifu
if op thinks drinking cum is disgusting(your own even) then the chances of that happening is pretty non- existent but i'll back the votes for it to happen
>>37184260
>Try to sleep in the closet
we might have to get out of it if we become trap
>>37184267
i'll back these votes as well

>>37184202
My cat sleeps under the bed.

>>37184154
Watch the sunrise, and make a promise to live a long, fulfilling life.

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>>37184302
>Some stupid shit about becoming a crossdresser
No, not becoming one, already being one. We're just a nerdy girl who has a dick. And is now a vampire. It's character building!

>>37184355
There's a difference between being a crossdresser and being transgender.

>>37184365
What does that have to do with what I'm saying?

>>37184355
>>37184365
transgender, meh
trap, yes

>>37184372
Compare:
>>37184355
>We're just a nerdy girl who has a dick.
>>37184200
>be really good crossdresser

Not the same thing. Crossdressers don't identify as the gender they dress as.

>>37184384
Oh, I meant that as "We appear as a nerdy girl to everyone else besides closest friends and family"

>>37184414
Yeah... nah. Vetoed.

>>37184384
Don't engage them.

>>37184422
Ignore them. They attempt to shit up everything.

>>37184422
You're vetoing so many things. At this rate, wouldn't it be better if you just removed voting all together?

>>37184455
1/10

>>37184422
Besides, it didn't even win. You don't actually need to veto anything.

>namefag is being retarded
Just do what Soma does and ignore everyone with a trip or name.

>>37184422
can we at least have it as a pastime hobby?
>>37184442
or maybe we like traps and want to have fun by having an mc that is one?

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>>37184478

>>37184478
Take it to /d/.

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>>37184478
die

You're getting more and more tired as dawn approaches. You suppress a yawn as you close the blinds, then slide under the bed, finding a deep little part to sequester yourself. You fade into unconsciousness easily, slipping under and into almost nothing.

You wake up, tired as hell, hearing the rapping of a hand on your door. "Son? Son? You in there?"

"'m sleeping," you mumble/yell back, and your dad appears satisfied, since he stops bothering you.

By the time you wake up properly, night has fallen. You slide out from under your bed, accidentally bumping your head and letting out a muttered curse as you do.

Your throat is parched, and you're so very, very thirsty.

Sally opens the door to your room after a few minutes. "Rich?" She whispers, peaking through a small hole. "I heard noises. Are you awake now?"

"Yeah," you say, turning to glance at the door. Sally comes in, shutting it behind her, pressing her weight against it. You hear the click of a lock.

"Look, after last night..." she says, sounding awkward. "I was worried, and it made me think, and-"

All you can think about right now is how delicious she looks. You move over towards her, body on automatic, not even thinking. You move your head down towards her neck, wrapping your lips around it, and Sally freezes completely, not trying to stop you, her whole body tense.

You bite down. Just a little. Just a very little. And there's a squirt of succulent, sweet, delicious blood right in your mouth, taking away the rancid taste on your tongue and the parched feeling in your throat. You suckle on her neck for a while, and she lets out happy little moans. The tension in her body is gone, and her breathing is starting to become shallower.

>Keep sucking. God, she tastes so good.
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.
>Write-in.

>>37184493
Fuck you, I just wanna kill Dad, experiment with what fluids we can ingest, and have an MC that's not just generic white guy #7296592. Is MC black?

>>37184478
>or maybe we like traps and want to have fun by having an mc that is one?
nah, feck off

>>37184521
>>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.
>>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>>37184521
Keep at it.

Best to get our first kill over and done with

>>37184521
>Keep sucking. God, she tastes so good.

>>37184521
>Aw, fuck, oh jeez! Here, have some of my blood to replace your blood!

>>37184521
>>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

>>37184525
No, we Asian vamp now

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

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>>37184525

>>37184521
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>>37184521
>>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

addendum
>grab condom. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.
Kind of a mix of what I want to do I guess. Nice quest so far OP, besides the Anons trying to shit it up.

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

>>37184556
But our first name is Rich. Or maybe that's just a nickname for how wealthy our parents are?

>>37184521
>Keep sucking. God, she tastes so good.

I'm kinda hungry myself.

>>37184525
>Black
>Dad
Pick one.

>>37184584
>shit it up.
I'm just trying to have fun, and the OP keeps shooting down all the decisions I'm making despite them coinciding with the story he's writing.

>>37184610
3/10

Getting better. Keep trying.

Honestly, I'm tired of being a good guy in quests.

>Keep sucking. God, she tastes so good.

>>37184595
Most asians I know has an English name and their given Chinese names. So, not totally impossible

>>37184521
>>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

>>37184599
Pffft, hahahahaha!

>>37184556
>No, we Asian vamp now
A hopping vampire? Hmm, maybe this would explain why we're book-smart.

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>>37184610

>>37184610
If you're the Anon suggesting to kill our family and our get a ghoul, it was kinda funny but not really.

If your trap fag then fuck off and take it to /d/

>>37184521
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>>37184638
Now that I think about I'd like to add this my vote here.
>>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>>37184521
Obviously she doesn't mind.
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier.

>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.

>>37184521
>Whoa. Wait. Stop. This is bad. Apologize.
>Stop. Ask her what she was going to say earlier

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Sorry:
>>37184556
>>37184573
>>37184579
>>37184581
>>37184592
>>37184698

Whoops, I sucked you dry:
>>37184552
>>37184553
>>37184596
>>37184628

What were you saying?
>>37184577
>>37184662
>>37184685

Both "apologize" and "inquire":
>>37184551
>>37184578
>>37184581
>>37184584
>>37184638/>>37184667
>>37184699

>>37184599
top kek

1 - apologize only
2 - also ask what she was saying

>>37184610
Just go drink your own jizz irl if that's your idea of fun

>>37184750
My idea of fun is participating in quests and not getting told that my ideas are stupid by the QM

>>37184731
>also ask what she was saying
I can go either way on this.

>>37184780
Then either play in someone else's quest or stop suggesting fetishy crap.

>>37184780
But they are stupid.

>>37184780

Have less dumb ideas. The QM is under no requirements to entertain every one.

>>37184780
Stop trying to Insert your magical realm into the quest then. Rule zero d/eviant.

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>>37184797
The point of this quest is to get laid, no? And that whole drinking thing was to experiment with bodily fluids. Potentially, we could have a whole source of humours that we could get in very fun ways. Also, I think the world would be a better lace with more trap MCs.

>>37184832
>Being this autistic

>>37184780
Choices are determined by majority vote. Since your idea wasn't voted for by the majority, the QM has no obligation to entertain your ideas.

>>37184780
5/10

>>37184832
2/10

If you want a trap go to the trap quest. That's a thing though I've forgotten the name. They got kicked out of /d/ for being faggots. Prance around in lace with the rest of them.

>>37184851
Hahah, you really are a miserable little creature xD

>>37184843
No one was really objecting to them, in fact they were supportive of them. The QM ignored them, however.

>>37184851
Posting an emoticon in an image board you really are a faggot.

>>37184887
For the first few, you've been losing ground steadily due in large part to you blatant fetishism.

>>37184887
Stop trying to force this poor QM to write your nasty fetish shit

>>37184918
How dare you say traps are nasty, and tasting it is only natural for a boy his age

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>>37184887

Wait. You shouldn't be doing this. You could kill her. She's your best friend.

Yeah.

You should definitely stop before you kill her.

You finally stop yourself, pulling your teeth away from her skin and pulling back. Just a little trickle of blood comes out from where you were eagerly sucking away just moments before. Her hand comes up to her throat, and she's blushing crimson, even if she's a little woozy.

"Sorry!" You say, worried. "Sorry. Your neck was just... it was so... I couldn't help myself."

"I-it's okay," Sally says. "That was... wow. That felt really, really good," she says, and she pulls her hand away, looking at her slightly bloody fingers. "Oh, jeez," she says. "You bit a little hard, I think. But, um, it's okay," she adds. "Really. That felt..." she loses her balance a little, and you catch her, lifting her easily back onto her feet. "W-were you always this strong? Wow." She swallows. "Oh, jeez," she says, blushing hard again. "I'm sorry. I'm feeling so lightheaded, and I just- let me go to the bathroom, get this little love bite cleaned up, okay?" She presses her bloody hand to her neck again, opening the door to step outside.

You feel full. Well. Not entirely full. But less thirsty than you were earlier. Than yesterday, even. Like you just ate a nice - if not entirely filling - meal. The thought occurs to you that you're not hungry. Just thirsty.

You step out of your room, glancing down the hallway at where Sally is pressing at her neck with tissues and going through the medicine cabinet, searching for band-aids. When she spots you, she pauses for a second, giving you a quick little wave, all her fingers going into it.

She's reacting really weird, considering you were just sucking her blood. Does your bite do something to people's heads? You guess it must, since she said it felt good.

>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.
>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.
>Ask if she wants to watch a movie.
>Write-in.

>>37184965
>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.

>>37184965
>>Ask if she wants to watch a movie.
Golly, I hear that new vampire movie sure is nice!

>>37184965
>eyy bb u wan sum fuk?

>>37184965
>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.
>Then go back out, ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37184965
>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.
Realize you're either a vampire or some sort of nocturnal cannibal who drinks blood.

>>37184851
Holy shit you actually went to /d/ to link this thread, you enormous faggot.

>>37184965
>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.

>>37184965
> So, I just ambushed you, bit your neck and drank your blood... Wanna watch a movie?

>>37184965
>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.

Also, I might be a vampire.

>>37184965
>>Ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37184965
>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.
>Then ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37184965
>Ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37184965
>>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.

>>37184965
>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.
>Then ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37185027
Trolls gonna troll Qm, they're trap fags we can outlast them. Not like they have any endurance, or muscles, or taste anyways.

>>37184965
>Tell her you're worried about her, she's acting strange.

>>37184965
>>Go back in your room, get yourself under control.
>>Then ask if she wants to watch a movie.

>>37185027
Wait... really?

Can you link, I kinda wanna see this? What an enormous fag.

>>37185080
I agree, was a bit worried with a vampquest (easely turning into a trap, loli, fuck quest) but I have hopes for you QM

>>37185106
1/10

>>37185108
he already ran a different one
it ended... unexpectedly, i guess?

>>37185106
Funny thing is he's being called a faggot for posting that in the thread.

You're acting funny. You okay?
>>37185000
>>37185020
>>37185036
>>37185045
>>37185094

Wanna watch a movie?
>>37185012
>>37185032
>>37185037
>>37185043

Go into room, get self under control:
>>37185028

Go into room, get under control, then go ask if she wants to watch a movie:
>>37185017
>>37185038
>>37185059
>>37185101

Using OOC knowledge again. Shaking my damn head.
>>37185014

>>37185106
See >>>/d/5925605

>>37185108
...how does a vampquest easily turn into a trap or loli quest?

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>>37184851
This

>>37185122
hmm I took that to mean he actually saw him link it somewhere in /d/, but he might only be responding to the post.

>>37185139
No idea actually. It's just one of those things that seems to go together

>>37185139
Oh, so not being as dense as a brick is acting OOC now? I hate that trope. Why do you force "cruel indifference" onto us?

>>37185179
Eh. If it'd won I would've let it fly. It didn't though.

>>37185108
He ran run from a human girl Mc POV. Vamp boy interested in her acted like a typical immortal douche so she iced him and his yandere thrallpire and stuffed them in a box filled with acid.

>>37185155
see
>>5925605
He actually did it.

>>37185139
most people like loli vamps

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>>37184851
Where do autistic faggots of your caliber even come from? Seriously, this off the charts levels of faggotry here.

>>37185188
I don't mind the occasional psychopathic creepy girl vamp. But just loli vamps is not my kinda vamp

>>37185185
Such a fun quest, Timid girl accidentally kills yandre vamp, breaks down when she doesn't die and continues the murder rampage till they were both dead.

You move over towards the bathroom, towards Sally. The sight of her blood makes you lick your lips, and the sight of you licking your lips makes her blush and break eye contact, her attention turning to the open mirror, rifling through things.

"You're acting weird," you say, when you get close. "I'm worried about you."

She gives a small, nervous laugh, glancing over her shoulder at you. Then her smile disappears. "W-well, I mean, you know, you did just-" she cuts herself off. "I mean, I always thought you-" She stares at your blank expression. Her shoulders slump. "Don't tell me you just-" she pauses, taking in a deep breath, her expression consternated. "Why did you bite my neck?"

"I'm really sorry," you repeat. "It just looked so good, I couldn't help myself."

"You couldn't help yourself," she repeats. "So... it didn't mean anything?"

"Mean anything?" You ask, your brow furrowing. "I don't- it means you have a tasty looking neck, apparently?"

"Oh my fucking God! I can't believe you!"

"What? I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to!"

"Just go! Just get out of my face!" She flicks her free hand in your direction, dismissive, then turns around, studiously ignoring you and getting a bandaid free before putting it up over your bite mark. You back away, not sure what set her off. When she's applied the bandaid completely, she storms out of the house, clearly angry, swiping at one of her eyes with her thumb, clearing away the start of a tear.

You feel bad, and confused.

On the upside, your parents never said you were grounded, so you could head out.

>See if Madison wants someone to tutor her? If you could find an opportunity to bite her like you bit Sally, maybe she'd be willing to date you?
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.
>Write-in.

>>37185292
Yup, we need to make sure Rich is either less an immortal asshole, or much more intelligent for this. Also read up on anti-vampire tactics so we can counter them, once Rich's realizes he's actually a vampire.

>>37185312
>>Call Sally and apologize some more.
Gotta keep old friends close. Somebody is going to have to help us get rid of the bodies.

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
Also bighting a neck, sleepy at day time, can't breath, can't eat normal food. Fuck! I got turned into a vampire.

>>37185312
>>Call Sally and apologize some more.
>>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.

>>37185312
>>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.
Science time, lets find out if we really are a vampire

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
Don't wanna burn any bridges.

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
dense as a brick, that's probably why vamps can't swim

>>37185312
>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
>>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.
For science!

Tho for reals I think it's not meta to say she likes us at this point.

>>37185312
>>Call Sally and apologize some more
We just fucked up,

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
>Go out and try testing your bite on some other girls, see whether the reaction is consistent.

>>37185312
>she storms out of the house, clearly angry, swiping at one of her eyes with her thumb, clearing away the start of a tear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aErOhwAmZ1Y

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.

>>37185312
>Call Sally and apologize some more.
Fuck madison, acquire Sally.

Test bite.
>>37185345
>>37185366
>>37185379

Apologize:
>>37185336
>>37185341
>>37185350
>>37185352
>>37185392
>>37185463
>>37185465

Both:
>>37185342
>>37185391
>>37185406
>>37185415

>>37185312
Call Sally and check if she's turning or what

Wouldn't apologizing be more powerful when it's not over the phone? At the very least, we should call her to determine a place and time we can talk about the things

>>37185465
>Acquire madison, fuck Sally.
Fixed.

>>37185465
Now why do you say that? Up until she threw that tantrum, it's not as if we've ever noticed her. Madison on the other hand, we have a massive crush on her. We don't have one on Sally.

what is this

>>37185561
Vampire: The Friendzone Chronicles

>>37185571
If our sire had been hot I've a feeling we would have gotten some ss

>>37185627
Now you know why I didn't write her as hot.

>>37185627
We can always go back. Maybe she can get younger from drinking more people.

>>37185636
you know us too well

>>37185652
I had the same thought. But I doubt it.

>>37185636
>QM pre-emptively kills fun before it can even born!

Holy fuck so many shitposters in what could be a good quest

You pull out your phone, flipping to Sally's name, and call her. The phone rings... and rings... and rings... and goes to voice mail.

"Hello! This is Sally! I can't come to the phone right now, but feel free to leave a message at the sound of the tone." The beep is your starting signal.

"Look, Sally," you start, running your hand through your hair. "I really am sorry. I absolutely didn't mean to bite you like that. I don't know what's going on with me right now, I have all these weird urges, and I just did something without thinking. I was so... desperate for it, and doing that, it really did make me feel better, but I guess that I shouldn't have... taken advantage of our friendship like that. I'm sorry." You hang up, finishing your message. You're not sure you gave exactly the impression you would've hoped for, but leaving multiple messages would just be weird.

You need to let Sally cool down... and you want to test your bite on other people, get an idea of what it does. It might even give you the edge you need to date Madison, if it works just right...

You head out, looking for a club. It doesn't need to serve alcohol, since you're feeling unusual confident. Your body seems... better, somehow, since whatever Agathe did to you. Your chest is more toned, your build stronger. You could never have lifted Sally as easily as you did before... this.

It takes a few tries, but the third girl lets you sit next to her and chat her up. Jamie. You're feeling fucking incredible, and you practically dripping with confidence, and you can tell it helps. Twice she reaches over to you, feeling your biceps, making a remark about how you must work out. She asks if you're cold a couple times.

>Science demands repetition. Test your bite here, see how Jamie reacts.
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.
>This is... probably wrong, actually. Tell Jamie good night.
>Write-in.

>>37185713
Op runs one shots.

>>37185721
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

>>37185721
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

>>37185721
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.
yes, Jamie, give us some warmth

>>37185721
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

>>37185721
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

>>37185721
>>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

>>37185721
>Go somewhere a bit more private

>>37185730
Then why would it be numbered?

>>37185721
>>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.
Also tell her that we lift

>>37185803
I do short runs. <5 threads. Honestly I probably should fucking stop because I really need to study.

>>37185803
You might get up to 3-4 threads out of it.

>>37185721
>we ic can't figure out Sally digs us
>instead assume our bite has preternatural powers

>>37185730
well that's just boring

>>37185721
>>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

"You know, Jamie," you say, when she asks you if you're cold the third time, "I am kind of cold. You want to move some place a little warmer?" You glance around the club. "And a little more private?"

She gives you a wry, flirtatious smile. "Just as long as you don't have any dastardly plans..." she murmurs.

"Me? Do I look like the evil planning kind of guy?"

She looks you up and down, drinking you in. "Nah." She grabs her purse, standing up. "Well?"

The two of you find your way into one of the closets, currently unoccupied save for some janitorial equipment, and you let your teeth sink into Jamie's neck without any more foreplay.

"Wow!" She yelps, one of her hands coming up and wrapping around the back of your head. "Wow," she murmurs, a little softer. "Mmmm..." she hums. "You're really good at this..." she sounds almost sleepy, as though she was drifting off. You pull back, not wanting to knock her unconscious from blood loss, and give a quick, automatic lap to the area you just bit. The blood is tasty, but more interestingly, it looks like the bite marks have scabbed over. When you meet Jamie's gaze, she's smiling, rabid, desirous. "Damn, stud..." she says, her finger trailing across your body. "Where'd you learn to neck like that?"

"Uh, just natural talent, I guess," you say, offering a half-hearted smile.

"Hell of a talent," she adds. "Here, let me give you my number." She grabs a pen from her purse and hurriedly writes her number out on your hand. "You be sure to give me a call tomorrow, right?" She doesn't wait for an answer, instead just continuing on speaking. "Now..." she eyes your body greedily. "You want to do more than just kiss? We are all alone, after all..."

>No! You're saving your first time for Madison. Unless you actually fucked Agathe. In which case you're saving your second time for Madison.
>Hell yeah!
>You can't just do it with someone you just met... it wouldn't feel right.
>Write-in.

>>37185969
>Hell yeah!

>>37185969
>>Hell yeah!
Use blood magic to get the dick up

>>37185969
>You can't just do it with someone you just met... it wouldn't feel right.
The buildup makes the climax all the more, uh, climactic.

>>37185969
>Hell yeah!

>>37185969
>Hell yeah!
We fucked a granny, we're no longer pure for Maddy. May as well get some practise.

>>37185969
>You can't just do it with someone you just met... it wouldn't feel right.
But we would be more than happy to make you feel even better. Fyi groping maybe playing with our hands, no more.

>>37185969
>Hell yeah!

>>37186043
Holy fuck so beta

>>37185969
>>You can't just do it with someone you just met... it wouldn't feel right.

>>37186132
Less about beta, and more about making sure she'll come back for more/we don't have vampire ED.

>>37185969

>Hell yeah!

>>37185969
>See if you can't get Jamie to move somewhere more private to give her the old vampire-style necking.

"I can't believe OP has made us be so cruel to Sally with his enforced stupidity..." *five minutes later* "Let's fuck this random girl we just met!"
>>37185989
>>37185994
>>37186019
>>37186028
>>37186098
>>37186175

I'm sorry, I don't know you well enough to be comfortable doing more.
>>37185995
>>37186043
>>37186140

>>37186208
Welcome to teenagers with erections. Totally in character.

>>37186208
Hey, I voted to eat Sally. Voting consistently here.

>>37186208
This is why I follow your quest.

>>37186208
>"I can't believe OP has made us be so cruel to Sally with his enforced stupidity..." *five minutes later* "Let's fuck this random girl we just met!"

Are we going to make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

>>37186354
Why not?

>>37186354

We fucking better.

This is a fucking golden opportunity, and a golden opportunity for fucking. You nod, hungrily, moving close into her, pressing her body against the wall, all but dry humping her. Your hands run along her body, rough, uncaring, but she hardly seems to mind, her hands coming around to the back of your head, pulling you into a kiss.

She moans into your mouth as your hands reach for her pants, undoing belt, then buttons, then pulling them down and reaching into her panties, brushing those aside. She grinds against your fingers for a moment, moaning eagerly, her fingers tensing around your head, and you undo your pants, your hard cock popping out. You rub against her for a moment before pushing in, and you bite her tongue, teasingly, and she practically comes just from that.

You try to hold on for as long as you can, but you're young and this is either your first or second time, so you just pump in and out of her a few dozen times, biting her lip and tongue and making her moan and hum in desire. When she orgasms, the feeling of her pussy coiling around you sends you over the edge, and you squirt all over her insides. She just squeals in your mouth as the two of you orgasm, more or less together.

She tries to keep humping you, but your cock is deflating already, and she finally pulls her lips from yours, sighing a little. "Damn..." she mutters, glancing down at where your groins meet. She blinks, then her face pales. "Shit. Shit shit shit. You didn't use a fucking rubber?"

"I was just-"

"Fuck! You know how much the morning after pill costs?"

"No..."

"Well, you will now. Fifty fucking bucks. And you're paying. Idiot."

You fumble with your wallet while simultaneously pulling up your pants, the action awkward. She dresses herself first, grabbing your wallet and taking out sixty bucks in twenties, before tossing it back at your chest.

"The extra ten's for being an idiot," she says, with a little hiss, before heading out, leaving you alone.

>Write-in.

>>37186394
>Drain her dry
Her fault for not insisting, plus I want those 60bucks back.

>>37186394

>Write-in
>Jack off the shame away

>>37186394
>Drain her till she's KOed, take back the money, buy some condoms for the next time you try this shit.

>>37186394
>>37186416
Not gonna let those 60 bucks fly away like that

>>37186394
Well, it wears of under stress and will wear off eventually, good to know. Buy condoms, call Sally again. Talk with your parents.

>>37186354
I thought the /d/ick already left. Take your fetishes elsewhere.

>>37186394
>>37186416
yeah, let's get her

>>37186416
this

>>37186394
>Kiss her on the cheek before she goes.
>"Seeya next time!"

>>37186394
The morning after pill is not subsidized in wherever we are?

>>37186394
>>37186495
Seconded

>>37186394
>Go home

>>37186505
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/plan-b-one-step-emergency-contraceptive/ID=prod6212563-product

US of A

>>37186463
>Well, it wears of under stress and will wear off eventually, good to know. Buy condoms, call Sally again. Talk with your parents.

Going with this guys.

Let me just physically assault the girl I just had sex with - who has already left the room - in order to get my money back, and also leave her without the money for a morning after pill. What could go wrong? I mean, other than "literally everything."
>>37186416
>>37186440
>>37186448
>>37186476
>>37186481

Jerk the shame away:
>>37186423

Try to get in Sally's pants:
>>37186463
>>37186549

Ta!
>>37186495
>>37186527

Go home
>>37186541

>>37186505
Welcome to America.

>>37186545
That is fucked up.

>>37186574
Roll 1d20 (best of three).

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37186605

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37186605

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37186605
HOOOOOOOOOO!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37186574
>Try to get in Sally's pants:

>>37186621
Fifteen... that's a pretty middling result in best of three. Let me think.

>>37186579
>Wanting to be a commie

>>37186440
voting for this. Gonna need that money and she's being more than a little uppity about fucking a random dude in a closet

>>37186574
How about we DON'T assault her? There are 6 votes for not doing that.

>>37186574
Well, time to abandon this quest.

>>37186656
>not wanting to be rich

we need the 60 if we are ever going to have a chance at a movie date with Madison