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No, this is pretty much all her. You see several dark forms crawl around the gaping wound in the building of the shrine. “Wait, so she is just being crazy?” Yeah, chick has been crazy for a long while. “Oh, that’s okay then.” You say suddenly cool with it. Come again? “I was worried we were reusing material, but if she is just having a day, then that happens, right? Everyone has bad days. The Doctor deals almost exclusively in bad days. You know, she is always in that skintight jester suit, I think she would look pretty good if she just wore an inky layer of her shadows, then she could like move some of the shadows to give herself a different outfit! She’d be mighty trendy.”

Trendy indeed. You charge your body with cero energy, and think about just how you should deal with this situation.

[] Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.
[] Just keep destroying shadow things until she runs out. You always win!
[] Hellbreaker blargle flrgle!
[] Other, please specify

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>>37247856

> Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.

And it would seem you took some comments from previous threads a bit too seriously.

>>37247856
>[] Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.

Evening Azure.

>>37247856
[] Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.

That shadow Suit looks good on You! But seriously My mates can't out crazy me so knock it off Pwease * cute cat face*

>>37247856
>[] Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.
think of the goats!

>>37247856
Sin-Fin covered in inky shadow stuff would be like one of the symbiotes from the comics and then we could wear that spiderman suit we totally still have and it would be fun!
>[] Hellbreaker blargle flrgle!
so tempting...

>[x] Try and get close enough to talk to Sin-Fin and tell her to get a hold of herself.
But we should probably do this one.

>>37247856
"So I'm getting the idea that you've feeling a bit neglected recently, and it's hard to blame you for that. It's just that I'm actually pretty fucking awful at the whole social interaction stuff and have been avoiding it for fear of... well, pretty much this exact situation happening. Plus I've been under the mistaken assumption that you buggers could mind each other, but it seems like the ones with problems get all introverted until they explode.

But that's really neither here nor there. The point is, you're a swell gal and it has not been cool of me to leave you hanging for so long. But would it be okay if we have this conversation through a medium of words and not violence? I mean, while I am much better at fighting it's only a matter of time before someone gets blown up who can't heal forever. Or at least let's take this out of your room with all your nice things."

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>>37247906
Evening
>>37247889
I honestly am not 100% what you are talking about.

Looks like trying to get close and convince her is the current plan?

Please roll 1d100, best of first five.

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>>37248092

Time for chunky salsa

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>>37248092
Its okay to be sad

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>>37248092

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>>37248092
Dice Gods, sup?

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>>37248092

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>>37248122
Dice gods ho!

>>37248122
Nm, thanks for asking.

Remember, sacrifice virgins.

>>37248092

You kicked off the thread by making a direct reference to a comment made a couple of threads about the possibility of you reusing material with the "Jager is plotting to kill Old One Risa, but can't tell Risa because otherwise Risa would kill her" being too close a follow up to "Jager is plotting to kill Risa's parasite, but can't tell Risa because otherwise Risa will kill her" thing you did earlier.

I imagine you were either playfully poking fun at the audience or were otherwise trying to cut short some imagined cry of "Sin Fin is kill! All is destroy! Fuck you QM!" I just have my concerns that it might be more the latter than the former and that that might be unhealthy, but feel free to share your thoughts after the thread is done.

>>37248247
Oh, ah ha no it was more tongue in cheek poking fun don't worry!

Writing writing writing

>>37248247
why do you keep doing this?

>>37248269
Because he is the asktism.

>>37248247
It's back.. what warded you away last time? Was it love? Do we need to love our companions to drive you off? Was it head scritchin' Do Jagers magic fingers break you?

>>37248283

To be fair, the only reason anyone suspected that anything needed to be or could be done with Jager was because of the ask.

>>37248464
Don't turn into a self-important chode. People have known for a long time. Asktism anon just acted obnoxious for a couple weeks and made me seriously consider voting for the exact opposite of the "right" thing out of spite.

>>37248498
And you don't think an attitude like that is why things get so messed up in this quest?

I don't like the guy either, but holy shit fuck off if you're the kind of player to cut off your nose to spite your face.

>>37248544
I said "seriously consider". If you paid attention in the thread at all, you would have seen that nobody actually did spite voting against Jager.

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>91, hey there fluffy tails; been a while!

You bite down on your sword then take two steps and, as if in slow motion, tear off your skin and leap out of the shell of a body that quickly shifts into violet butterflies that fade into ambient energy. You take a few practice jumps then sonido towards the building. You kick and avoid several shadow cero shots from the strange minions being summoned, shimmering like a mirage between the blasts and never losing speed. You send a kick into one of the shadows, then overshoot your target. Your nine tales stab into the building and you use the sudden force to turn yourself around.

Your tails shoot out of their dug trenches and whip out at high speeds towards the shadows around the open hole in the building. You fall, letting gravity do its thing, and continue tearing through the weaker shadow fodder than is pooling out. You clear away the majority of the shadows as you fall by the hole, then your nine tails stab into the room and pull you in. You sonido forward and see Sin-Fin in her black inky outfit in the middle of the room looking like something has crawled up her places you are rather ignorant of. Cloaca? A sin-Fin version of a chicken would be adorable. Sin-Cluck!

You agree as soon as Shadow Risa’s nine tails stab into you and push you back. You look up at her and see a cocky smile on her face. Her body shimmers with cero energy, but you don’t let that stop you. You use your more experienced shapeshifting to quickly tear chunks off of the shadowy Risa. Her arm shifts into something like a velociraptor, but your leg twists into a penetrating tube of tooth lined flesh and gore it at once. You shatter her arm, then bite down on her head to temporarily stop her.
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You see your chance and kick forward to tackle her through the wall and fly off with her. You feel the inky black suit climb on your hands, and realize that someone has probably made a porn about this exact situation, but don’t mind it any. “Gunna need you to simmer down there funny fins.” You command.

The inky suit shoots up to your elbows and it is cold. Colder than the hell of the Viking land place, you don’t bother remembering little places, and you feel it draining you. You resist and bite into your cheek. “Hope you don’t mind that I took this out of your nice room, didn’t want you to get all your stuff hurt. I get I have been neglecting you lately but I thought all of you could take care of each other, and I didn’t quite want to get in the way of that. Recently learned if I leave you lot alone terrible things happen! I am the glue that holds my family together! Like the child in a loveless marriage.”

Her eyes shimmer black, and you feel the agonizing sorrow twist around you and start to drip lewdly onto your grace. You flex in pain, then let her go, and both of you crash into the ground. You push yourself up, and your wings flicker like poor neon lighting behind you as they burn off the goop soul stuff. You look up at Sin-Fin and see behind her something like twisted sharp tree branches at impossibly harsh angles growing out of her back in the shape of wings. She opens her mouth to say something, and you see small shadow things popping out of the various cracks and tears in the land around you. They fuse to Sin-Fin and she glances around once more. “Hell…o Risa.” She says.

“Hello!” You reply and smack your wings a bit to get them back in order.

“You are… here.” She concludes but you are not certain she really believes it.

Say something?
[] Write in
[] Keep kicking stuff until it all makes sense!
[] Other, please specify
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>>37248677
>[] Write in
lick her face, that should get her attention.

preferably with comically large tongue.

>>37248677
>Read that book she's got about herself. The one with the spanish.

>>37248677
Yes I am here were else would I be funny fins? While I do love the shadow suit despair look on you, might want to turn it down. Like raise the light to a 2 instead of a -1. Seriously you look like you're made of ink right now some poor kid might try and lick you.

>>37248677

> "So that's how you see me is it? I'm a person who hurts you, tears you apart, some sort of vicious glutton? Well, can't say I'm surprised, but I am disappointed. Aren't we friends?"

>>37248694
make it a cat's tongue. kitty
Risa engage!
>>37248706
You know that book is in the Angelic Archives, so we can't bring it out at the moment. Nor do we have a library card.

>>37248677
"Yep. You know, next time you want to do some weird shadow bondage stuff where you're tortured by my doppelgangers, it's customary to leave a sock at the door so as to demonstrate that you don't want to be disturbed."

>>37248730
What? Didn't we see it like one thread ago? She held it up and everything...

>>37248730
I think he means the Spanish version of the Neverending Story.

>>37248745
her HQR fanfictions? Magical Depressed Girl Sin Fin! Fighting evil because she is very very sorry and please make the pain stop.

>>37248785
Nah this >>37248751

>>37248727
Dude. Do you really think Sin-Fin needs ANY help feeling bad about herself?

>>37248907
me thinks that anon is going for the tough love approach

>>37248677

We really need to get her to make us a promise.

> "Funny Fins, never let me hurt you, whether I'm real or not."

It's just ambiguous enough to cause some delicious complications later on.

>>37248958
That's... not really something we should aim for.

>>37248988

Well, we could always throw in plenty of clauses. This was just to get the ball rolling on that train of thought. Honestly, it seems the better plan would be to foist her on someone else we can trust.

The crazy, infuriated, Japanese mother of humanity is low on that list. Plant is at the top.

We need to instill a sense of self worth.

get her some Mr Rodgers episodes

>>37249063
What about giving her a hobby? Like painting, with some Bob Ross videos?

>>37249028
I don't think anyone really wants that, which is sad since Sin-Fin is a really likable person.

Also, I think the goal is for Sin-Fin to be the one helping Izanami, and through that, help herself? We might need to reassess that though.

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>>37249063

The train of thought is a decent one. I think Sin Fin's bigger issue is that she can never express herself. She is afraid to say no to anything, and this makes her too easily roped into activities she doesn't like.

>>37249126

Izanami might help Sin Fin, or she might hurt her, in the end. If I remember right, she basically decided to kill all of humanity to spite her husband. Sin Fin being unable to resist peer pressure might end in terrible consequences.

Then again, maybe having someone so opposed to her own, pacifistic tendencies would teach her how to stand up for herself.

>>37249151
But.. Sin-Fin's power..
>Evil Bob
WHY
>We don't make happiness, just mistakes and accidents.

>>37249184
>That could have been a happy little cloud, but then you ruined everything forever.
>The cloud killed himself. I hope you're happy.

>>37249169
True. I guess I was hoping to get Izanami out of the "Hera" pitfall by freeing her.

Like she only decided to do that because she couldn't get her hands on Izanagi, hopefully we can talk her into lightening up if we help her go after the one who actually wronged her.

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“Look, while I dig the sad suit,” she looks like she is wearing ink or dark chocolate syrup, “you may want to tone it down a bit. Someone may lick you to see how you taste.” You lick your lips as you see the small glistening drops of blackness dripping off of her onto the ground. You, you were the one who licks.

“It is probab…ly okay.” She replies.

“Anyway, of course I’m here! Where else would I be?” You ask.

A pulsing throbbing pillar of meat sprouts next to you. It shapes itself into your shape, with your features sharper, and your mouth locked in an insane grin that is reflected in “your” eyes. She points at you “Dun’ listen ta her love! She tryin’ to fill yer ears wif kippers and mash she is! Listen ta me and we can be boxin’ der ears in we can!” She says and looks up. “Guvnah! Fish and chips!”

“Seriously? You going to listen to her, look you can tell which of us is real right off the bat.” You say, and you see she has her thumb under her chin and is striking her chin with her index finger. “You’re bloody joking.”

“I… know it is... the one who is… Risa.” She says.

She raises her hand and glances between the two of you. “Oi, you got a mighty fit bum there. Might want to get me a piece off of that.” Fake you says.

Sin-Fin looks at you and slightly narrows her eyes. You slam your cero enhanced fist into fake you and scatter her shadow parts through the land. You narrow your gaze at her and she looks at the pieces, then back to you, back to the pieces, then looks down and lowers her hand. “I knew it was… you. I just needed a little lo…nger.” She is like a computer that starts dling something, then you have to delete some past information before she can finish her sentences.
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“Well now then, mind explaining the fetish get up?” The QM was researching fetishes for something else? “Three walls mate, three walls.”

She looks down, then behind her. “I always look like… this.” She asserts.

“That’s bollocks it is! Look, mate, we should really talk about this sometime, yeah? Look, you got some issues and I sort of ignore you because I have a crippling fear of confrontation and failure so mind ending the dark show? We could have some tea, and maybe have a nice chin wag.” You are the most British!

She seems to think about it, then looks behind you. You follow her gaze and see—

Lucifer charging a lightbringer flrglehurglegrgle splort!

DODGE!

1d100 please, best of first five
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>>37249321
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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>>37249321

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>>37249321

Is this an interview?

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>>37249321

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>>37249321
is this her period or something?

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>>37249372
you cunt!

>>37249372

Sin Fin's period is Lucifers?

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>>37249321
Well. Everything is ruined.

>>37249372
...
fatebreaker.

>>37249372
shit.

FB?

>>37249372
God fucking damnit. Now we've gotta use a fucking fatebreaker which will make time shatter.

we can tank lightbringer, we've done it before

not endorsing, just saying

>>37249411
>>37249409
Or we take the hit and just ask Fin for hugs and comfort?

>>37249498
Was it lightbringer on a 1?

>>37249498
We'll get reduced down to no-hp instantly and we'll be surrounded by a billion shadow things that would just love to try to eat our plotrock while it's undefended. I dunno if any would succeed, but I don't wanna test it.

>>37249511
>>37249498
I guess it'll just turn us into our gem again, which we have been storing energy to recover from instantly, but it might make Sin-Fin feel worse about herself?

>>37249498
you daff? Lightbringer is THAT ONE ATTACK.
I'd doubt even wish breaker won't be able to nerf it hard enough for us to survive it.

>>37249528

Yay. We'll fix Sin Fin from the inside-out. Or upon consuming Risa she really will be Magical Girl Sin Fin.

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Did someone yell for Fatebreaker? Ha ha, good times

FB?
Y/N

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>>37249547
yes!

>>37249532
I wasn't endorsing it dipshit, get some reading comprehension

>>37249498
>we can tank lightbringer
No we can't.
>we've done it before
No we haven't.

LB instakills us. The only reason it's not game over when it hits us is because we bought the upgrade that lets us to the god/old one respawn thing without a ritual. It still kills us dead even if we don't stay dead for long.

>>37249547
Y

>>37249547
BEARS!
I mean, Y

>>37249547
N Bad idea

>>37249547
Y
Unfortunately. I don't think we have much of a choice. Which really just ruins our plans for the foreseeable future.

>>37249547

N

Kind of curious where we will go without it.

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>>37249569
>>37249576
>>37249577
I'm onto you... fellow "humans."

>>37249547
Y

>>37249587
Unfortunately taking it is also a bad idea.

>>37249610
That kind of thinking has brought more pain and suffering than any amount of paranoia.

>>37249547
N

>>37249547
Y

>>37249610
Thats the dumbest reason ever

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>>37249612
Bear Grylls is also on to you.

>>37249635
>That kind of thinking has brought more pain and suffering than any amount of paranoia.
RIP Charolette
RIP Bastidores
RIP and UNRIP Risa and Plantbro several times

Is Luci-fin's lightbringer as strong as actual Luci's lightbringer?

>>37249713
Probably not, but it doesn't really matter.

It's like wondering if one star exploding is worse than another one. They'll both fuck you up so badly that the overkill from the stronger one is essentially meaningless.

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Time shimmers around the reality of your tail, and the universe sort of sighs like an abused wife who heard you pull up drunk.

-

“I’m tellin’ you boss, these bears—I’m onto something! Come on that has to be worth something at least, right?” A washed up reporter says as his editor looks over what he was given.

“This is trash! Worse than trash! I told you to go do a report on the new ‘Lightbringer’ super collider, and this is all you can get me? Get out of my office you miserable drunk! I don’t want to see you back here!” His editor shouts.

The man gets thrown out on the street and he has to push himself back up. He brushes himself off and starts muttering. “You’ll be sorry when the bears finally attack. I tried to warn you chum, I am on something really keen. Real keen! But no one will believe me.”

I step out from out of the shadows. My hat tipped slightly to shade my face completely save the lit cherry of my cigarette. “I’ll believe ya.” I say.

I walk forward and the harsh scar of a bear claw is plainly clear on my face. I fiddle with the small locket she gave me before we parted, before I lost her. “I believe ya, and I want your help.”

It was time to get back in the saddle.

-

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

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>>37249733

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>>37249733

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>>37249733
nat 1 incoming!

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>>37249733

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>>37249733

Wonder if we'll get a statistical anomaly going

>>37249733
How many of the tree wings does PsychoFin have?

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Sin Fin needs a blunt, maybe even the synthetic shit

>>37250024
Risa is [Happy] and [Crazy] as her two main things.

What do you think would happen if you rolled her up and smoked her?

>>37250066

Well, we might have figured that one out if folks hadn't voted for the Fatebreaker. After all, what would a Risa Fin do if she just scored some crystal?

>>37250092
Probably eat it.

>>37250092

You probably mean Bastidores Fin.

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>70 I DON’T LIKE THE SIN-FIN RIDE ANYMORE MUMMY

Shit! Shiiiiiiiiiit!

You grab Sin-Fin and Sonido as fast as you possible can. The blast is beautiful, like the first dawn, like the last death, like the greatest and most pure expression of God’s might cast forth onto a world, and it makes everything awful forever!

You go as far as you can, and then crash into the ground hugging Sin-Fin. You feel her inky suit, and it if wasn’t for how bloody cold the whole thing is you could appreciate how form fitting it is, and hold onto the biting sensation. It lets you know you are still alive, well, I mean, less dead? You know what I mean. You open your eyes and wait for your eyes to regenerate after the attack. You glance back and see an ugly scar carved into the world where you and Sin-Fin originally stood, and then look down. The lower half of your body is gone, simply broken down to something more fundamental than atoms, the same as about half of your wings. You wait, and just let your body regenerate because for fuck’s sake.

You look down at Sin-Fin and narrow your gaze. “Mind getting rid of the inky stuff?”

She looks around. “I am not… happy.” She answers

“Yes, okay, we can talk about that later; just try to contain yourself.” You command.

You feel the blackness slip over your body, and bite down on your tongue with how good it feels bloody hell. It’s like everything is the cool side of the pillow! You feel the remaining shadows swim into her, and then sigh as your hips reform. “Well, that was a thing.”
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>>37250092
Eat it, because every shiny deity-rock has a different taste! We are god rock gourmands!

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Suddenly alarm bells go off in your head. You look around, and suddenly become aware of a holy, furious presence making its way to your location. A presence you remember well, one you met before. Michael seems to have noticed the Lightbringer. He is going to be here soon, what do you do?

[] Flee you fool! To the shrine! Crawl, make Sin-Fin carry you! Anything!
[] Stay here, he is just checking for Lucy’s right? You should be fine. Right?
[] Other, please specify
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>>37250181
>[] Flee you fool! To the shrine! Crawl, make Sin-Fin carry you! Anything!
Can we drag her with us into Genesis land and just hang out there for a while?

>>37250181
>[] Flee you fool! To the shrine! Crawl, make Sin-Fin carry you! Anything!

They'll never find us in our house

>>37250181
[] Stay here, he is just checking for Lucy’s right? You should be fine. Right?
Tell fin to leg it.

>>37250204
That'd be cool, if possible.

Kind of wanted Jager to be our first guest, but a Sin-Fin works too.

>>37250181

Present enemy of heaven. Lucy is, however, the bigger target.

> Flee you fool! Take a path past Michael through Lucy and back to the shrine!

>>37250204
supporting

>>37250181
Oh oh..... God's cops are coming! And we on their hit list! book it! hide under our bed! they'll never suspect looking under the bed!

>>37250181
[] Flee you fool! To the shrine! Crawl, make Sin-Fin carry you! Anything!
Cheese it, it's the fuzz!

>>37250181
[] Flee you fool! To the shrine! Crawl, make Sin-Fin carry you! Anything!

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You feel other strange energy patterns forming and coming out to investigate the Lightbringer, but you have made your vote gosh darn it, and you are sticking with it! You reach out for the world between worlds, then snap your fingers. The gateway opens as it has so many times in the past, but it feels like a sauna is pouring out of there.

You command Sin-Fin to flee you fool, and she, under your guidance, finds the small bubble of Risa energy attached to the giant bubble of the universe. You fall onto the simple dirt ground and look up at the bright violet sun. “I should get weather” You say. “I could make it always rain, and be warm, then no one would have to wear clothes and we would all always be clean all the time. This is the best plan, why didn’t you lot think of it?” You wonder.

Sin-Fin looks around the barren landscape, then down at you. “It’s very br…ight.” She notes.

“Yeah, we are just hiding here until the cops go away, then we can pop back in and go home.” You say.

“I see.” She says. “Michael can… break these… things.” Sin-Fin explains.

“Wubba?” You ask.

She glances around like she is about to panic. “The angels are… good at… breaking thin…gs” Like her feelings.

“Those shit fucks! I’ll box their ears in I will!” You shout. “Only I break her feelings!” And now you feel bad.

Most of your legs are back so you prop yourself up. Well seems you are stuck here for a while. Sin-Fin is just standing around as well.

Ask her something?
[] Yes. (Write in)
[] No, just wait here for things to chill out
[] Other, please specify

>>37250513
>[] Yes. (Write in)
Lets get Sin Fin to take up painting as hobby.

>>37250513
What was that whole shadow thing about? I mean you looked delicious in more then one way, like five but still. Am I that much of a bint to you?

>>37250513
[] Other, please specify
Maybe start planting grass or trees

>>37250513
"Sorry I've been a cockney speaking asshole who constantly hurts you. I'll try to work on that."

>>37250513

> So, love, why was I doing impolite things with your lady parts earlier? Don't think we've been having a spat lately.

>>37250513
Ask her if she'd like you to add anything to the world around you? Perhaps she'd like to make something, or name things.

>>37250558
Sin Fin just likes to chew herself out, almost as bad as when I used to whenever I bombed a test

>>37250513
>[] Yes. (Write in)
Would you like to go meet the first woman of Japan?

>>37250585

Also supporting renovations of the space as an ice breaker.
> "Well, if the tosser is gonna wreck everything anyways, might as well make some use of the place. Got any ideas?"

Huh... Would sinfin Enjoy getting to name things and make things? Sort of cathartic maybe?

>>37250663
>clinically depressed goats as far as the eye can see

>>37250663
She'd just do her Ultimate Emo Band naming scheme thing like what happened last time we tried to get her to name something.

>>37249151
Can we make a tiny bob Ross puppet on the end of our tongue? Was that ever a thing?

>>37250775
Now I want Risa with an afro.

A Risafro if you will.

curse my inability to art

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“So why was I doing improper things to your lady parts earlier?” You wonder. Hold on, double whubba? “You know, like her nails and stuff.” Oh. Yeah, why would you mess with her nails?

“You just… do.” She replies.

“Huh, so you think I am a cockney speaking knob head? That’s sort of hurtful. Look how hurt I am!” You raise your fist.

“I see.” She says glancing sidelong at you in a way that makes your righteous indignation

“Well, you did look delicious in about twenty six different ways.” Could have used some pepper to be honest. “I guess I will try to work on it.” You say, but she just glances away from you off to the barren wastes on the other side. “Anyway, have any ideas for what this place needs? I was thinking of sprucing it up, maybe put up some drapes, throw out a beanie bag for people to sleep in. I’m a 70s girl.”

She glances around, then back to you. “It needs more… most things.”

By jove she is right! Curse her for discovering the fatal weakness of our clump of dirt!

[] Ask/say something. (What?)
[] Wait for the God Squad to leave in silence
[] Other, please specify

>>37250810
The legend never dies

>>37250879
>[] Ask/say something. (What?)
any requests? PB&J tree? Rabbits with David Bowie's face on them? The sky rains heroin? Baklava tasting good?

>>37250879
>Kay.

Start making.. things.. Grass that's warm and wont die. Maybe of a funky color? Sin-fin clearly needs to help us out here? Maybe a flower? Or bushes..?

>>37250879
>[] Ask/say something. (What?)
make some birds, but instead of chirping they just do Iggy Pop deep cuts

>>37250879
Well Sinny you have a good pointy head on your pale shoulders, got any ideas rattling around there? Like rock and roll of an Arby's? Wait no fuck Arby's gimme a a a a a well crap can you think of something?

>>37250947
>Maybe of a funky color?
NOT BLUE.

>>37250989
What color is not blue?

>>37251015
Blue except it isn't duh

>>37250947
If we want flowers we need BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>37251015
Red.

>>37250879

> Let's make something presentable. We've got company coming after all.
Tea table, scones, basically a room in the middle of nowhere.
While working:
> "Listen, love, I get it. Being alone's kind of shit, and I've left you out in the cold more than you would care for. I'm trying. Swear on me mum, but I just can't find the time. It's always: Risa, laser this! Risa, laser that! Oi, Mendel's a git! I just can't catch a break. I've gotta get stronger, gotta be able to protect you lot. Just look at what happened to Jager."

>>37251015
cheshire magenta

>>37251046
Bees in adorable little hollow masks?

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>>37251015
orange-red with red-orange clouds

also the first life form nominee for Risa's magical world

Complex life forms are not currently available

Writing now

>>37251048

Slightly revised:
> "Listen, love, I get it. Being alone's kind of shit, and I've left you out in the cold more than you would care for. It's no good, but I'm trying. Swear on me mum; I just can't find the time. It's always: Risa, laser this! Risa, laser that! Oi, Mendel's a git! Go box her ears in!"

> "And if I don't laser everything, try to spend a minute with you lot, well some great knob just comes swinging through a window to show me how low I am. I just can't catch a break. I've gotta get stronger, gotta be able to protect you lot. Just look at what happened to Jager."

Maybe we should get sin fin a baby

>>37251139
darn the luck!

Its still better than Spore.

>>37251211
I cry every time

>>37251046
I remember when we wanted bees as a power. Tiny bees that would fire ceros.

>>37251246
Oh my god I cant believe we didnt take that

>>37251246
and then the ceros will become laser bees that fire more ceros.

>>37251246
We never wanted to do anything with Bees? What are you talking about?

>>37251305
Read the archives. Initial bee thing was early. Really really early. It started as illusions then we thought about summoning tiny micro bee cero cannons but it never came to fruition.

Pretty sure it was more or less because Bee sized Ceros would do shit damage. Great presentation though.

>>37251305

These were the early, early days of the quest, something like the twenties and thirties, I think. It was very briefly discussed, but utility won out over hilarity. Also, we amused ourselves by conjuring bees with illusions.

>>37251048
I don't think that's a good idea since it's not true at all.

We've had time, forever, it's just you chucklefucks have been overreacting to the deadlines.

A better excuse would be that we're scared of talking to people because we're afraid we'll break them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUKslRdPvbY

>Risa making animals.

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“There has to be something you want here.” You say. “Come on then, just tell me what it is!”

She looks around, then down. “I do not... know.” You think she is holding back because she doesn’t want you to yell, or because she is in trouble or something. Who knows with the gloomy girl.

You work on grass, grass is nice. "Listen, love, I get it. Being alone's kind of shit, and I've left you out in the cold more than you would care for. It's no good, but I'm trying. Swear on me mum; I just can't find the time. It's always: Risa, laser this! Risa, laser that! Oi, Mendel's a git! Go box her ears in!"

"And if I don't laser everything, try to spend a minute with you lot, well some great knob just comes swinging through a window to show me how low I am. I just can't catch a break. I've gotta get stronger, gotta be able to protect you lot. Just look at what happened to Jager." You say.

“It’s fine I am used to… being left behind. You do not… have to just…ify yourself to… me.” She explains.

“No those weren’t excuses!” but they sort of were. “You shut your mouth monologue!” Don’t got one. “Listen love, I am just, er, yeah. Lots are going on but I am trying?” You say.

She doesn’t really look at you. You are awful at making grass, it keeps biting you, and no real progress is made. You think once the world boundary stabilizes and stops growing exponentially it will be easier because you won’t have to worry about rolling and shifting energies.
(1/2)

>>37251456
Like let's face it, the reason we haven't done much social stuff is because most of you guys just aren't interested in it. Which sucks because it just makes the times you do bother to give a shit even worse.

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You see Sin-Fin doesn’t really participate and just sort of stands there like an inactive robot, or a statue or something. You consider saying something else, but you got nothing because people are confusing. You wait for a while, then conclude that it is probably safe. You grab Sin-Fin and pull her into the world between worlds. You follow your energy trail back to where you buggered out. The energy signature left behind is dense and confusing, but you conclude something super fun and cool must have happened here with a bunch of people.

You shrug then make your way back to the shrine. You see some of the Shinigami and Arrancar are already working hard at fixing Sin-Fin’s room. Well, that’s a thing.

[] Go see someone in the shrine
[] Go see Azzy, who is oh so snazzy
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>37251546

> Go see Natsuki.

The fuck was with that?

>>37251546
Ok, let's take Sin-Fin with us to go talk to Jager about operation Laser the Japanese Underworld Until Izanagi Get.

>>37251546
Go bug Scarecrow to lead us to the god of clothes, to make Sin-Fin some new default clothing that just keeps repairing itself like her harlequin outfit.

Also I'm cool with missing out on the kerfuffle, because then these guys would have forgotten about Sin-Fin again.

>>37251546
>>37251569
Yeah allright.

>>37251546
>[] Go see Azzy, who is oh so snazzy

bring a sandwich and a juice box for Yuki.

>>37251592
>Izanagi
I mean Izanami

>>37251516
Yeah. That's why we shouldn't have said that.

Because that was pure bullshit and you fucking knew it.

>>37251546
"But I want to justify myself to you, because I want you to like me and I know that you honestly shouldn't due to how I've been acting."

>>37251546

Whatever we do, we should drag Sin Fin with us.

>>37251596
I'll second this. I think she needs more solo care for a little bit at least.

>>37251569
Not a priority right now, I don't hink.

>>37251744
Dude, that would make it worse.

>>37251768

We really need to understand why Lucy attacked us. Chances are Michael drove him off, for now, but if he hasn't, we might be making a mistake.

>>37251766
I don't think that's good enough. She needs to be kept as the focus, not an accessory we leave behind when something more interesting happens.

If we visit someone, then they'll have a plot thread we'll follow and have Sin-Fin be forgotten again.

>>37251596
I third this

>>37251807
It wasn't luci. It was Lucifin.

>>37251807
That probably wasn't the real Lucifer, but just a Shade that Sin-Fin conjured. Though why it would attack us is still a good question, given that Luci-fin knew about the real deal's agenda.

>>37251840

We would know if it was a Shade. There are pretty obvious tells for that, if memory serves, like the shade being made of shadow or spawned from Sin Fin's being.

>>37251828

It also, definitely wasn't lucifin.

>>37251900
If Luci was free wouldn't reality have shit itself?

>>37251807
great speculation

>>37251900
No, anon. That wasn't the real Lucifer.

>>37251900
So what, you think Lucifer materialized on Earth just to make a half-assed attempt at killing us and then went back to Hell?

>>37251546

Azure, while a healthy debate is building on this, could you answer whether or not we would know what we saw as Lucifer?

>Entire encounter was Sin-Fin freaking out and her shades rampaging
>Azure used the Lucifin pic instead of the regular pic he uses for real Lucifer
>"It was totally the actual Lucifer, guys!"

>>37251968
its not a debate, its just somebody being stupid

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You grab Sin-Fin and drag her along with you to the tiny Scarecrow. “Ah, Risa. Is this you trying to tease an old man?” He wonders.

You still lack pants. “I’m coverin’ meself with tails so it’s good enough for now! Listen, can you tell me where the god of clothes is so that I can get Sin-Fin outfits that don’t break and can fix themselves?” You wonder.

“Hm, ware ware” That’s a Japanese thing. “How difficult. I certainly can but are you prepared to make the sacrifices and tribute? Brave the trials and tribulations that the god requires to do this task for you?” He wonders.

You narrow one eye and tilt your head. “I am prepared to not immediately murder them to satisfy some cannibalistic appetite that can never be truly satiated. Dem rumblies.” You’re going to get fat. “It all goes to the good places, and I am a shapeshifter anyway.”

“Hm, well perhaps I could find someone to create something for her. Ah, but it will cost something of course, nothing in this world is free after all.” He strokes a nonexistent beard. “Is there anything else?”

Is there?
[] Nah, get to it crow man
[] Yes actually (Write in)

>>37252042

> Can you find a way into the underworld?
Though I still don't really support the Izanami plan.

>>37252042
>[] Yes actually (Write in)
We miss anything specific while we stepped out? we miss a fight? a snogging?

>>37252042
"Is the payment in lewdness? I'm pretty sure I can do some kind of fan dance with my tails?"

>>37252042
>>37252090
This

>>37252090
>>37252042

Second

>>37252083
He did that last thread. Apparently Jager is the best way in.

>>37252083
We already asked about that last thread (or maybe the thread before that?) and he pretty much just said that we'd need to get a thingy to punch open the barrier and ask Jager about it because she know how it do.

Lets shapeshift into a goat, have Sin Fin ride us and go on adventures.

Like go to the post office, stop Bryan Synger from making Superman Returns, or lament the Ramones being broken up forever

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“Is the payment in lewds? Because I am pretty sure I can do a fan dance of some kind with my tails” You say. Ha ha ha, no, you really can’t. “Monologue, I am trying to game here.” It will end in sorrow and frogs! “I am the best at fan dancing. You don’t even know.”

“It will likely be cloth of some sort. Most of them want rare materials to design and craft things with.” Probably some sort of pretty bint with circle eyebrows. “I will send out some scouts to get in contact with them.”

“Well that’s a thing. I miss anything in the shrine while I was out?” You ask.

He tilts on his stick. “Ah, that Shinigami woman came out and looked very bothered by something going on in the city.” Natsuki. “And Ms. Jager let out some very colorful language in a foreign tongue when she saw what happened to the shrine, she was quite angry.” Maybe we should avoid her for a while. “The pink haired child found something they were secreting away, and the demon seemed interested in using one of my messengers.”

You remember Jager is probably your best bet at getting Izanami.

Anything else?
[] Yes! More Questions! (What?)
[] Nah, go do something else(What?)

>>37252357

> Go ask Natsuki what is going on.

>>37252357
Found something they were secreting away? To plant bro! What is this nonsense?

>>37252357
Go find plant, if she's secreting things.

That's not healthy, even if she is getting to that age.

>>37252357
[] Nah, go do something else(What?)
Thank the magical god scarecrow

>>37252357

> Plant is not allowed to be sneaky!
Also, maybe he can help us find a way to make Sin Fin not sad. There is that whole, infinite wisdom of space and time thing he's got going on. We really should encourage him to speak up.

>>37252357
I'm curious about Plant things.

>>37252357
>[] Yes! More Questions! (What?)
any idea on the potential quantity of the quality fabrics?

>>37252416
Yeah, maybe give him a peck on the cheek?

>>37252485

I think the price may be too high to pay. Something nearer to our heart than just about anything else....

>>37252357
>[] Nah, go do something else(What?)
Go find Natsuki, taking Sin-Fin with us.
We can ask if there's something going on in the city we can help with/eat, and what happened to Sin-Fin's pet goat.
Oh, and thank them for prompt repairs.

>>37252357
I'm not sure about Natsuki right now, but we should make sure Sin-Fin's goat is okay.

>>37252609

Lucy probably broke some of Sin Fin's things with that blast... We aren't letting her enter that room alone.

>>37252648
Didn't we drag her out of her room before the Lightbringer happened?

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“Plant is keeping things from me? I do not approve of this! I do not approve of this at all!” You say suddenly looking empowered. You give a thanks to the scarecrow god and make your way into the shrine, dragging Sin-Fin by the collar.

Along the way you see the goat eating some grass beside your shrine. You look at the goat and the goat looks at you. Evil shadow Lucifer? Dark fetish ink outfit? Goat don't give a fuck, goat got shit to do. That is what that goat would say with how it is eating the lawn. You nod as the goat makes a goat noise and go into the shrine proper.

You find Samson working at her desk. He glances up, then looks back at you as you raise your hand in a salute. “Heya plant! What’s up?”

“Get out! Get out!” The highly imply by how they get up and start to push on you.

“Wait! What? No! I am betrayed! This is boss cat’s doing!” You swear.

“You can’t see!” He would say if plants could talk, but that’s just crazy talk, innit?

You get shoved out of the room and the door closes behind you. You crawl up to it and weakly bat on it while making loud sad Risa sounds. Yo9u stick your fingers under the door and wiggle your bottom as you try to make them open up. You really think they feel bad for you, when you hear Jager clear her throat behind you. You turn to face her. “Hey there Jager. Plant-bro is keeping secrets!” You say.

“Oh yeah? That’s interesting. You know what else is interesting? That giant hole in the top of the shrine that rained debris down on my garden. You wouldn’t know anything about that, now would you?” She asks.

Panic! Panic! Danger Risa Robison!

[] Run as fast and as far as you can! (It won’t be that far)
[] It totally wasn’t you. At all
[] Blame Sin-Fin!
[] Other, please specify

>>37252711
>[] Other, please specify
What was I supposed to do? Let Sin-Fin hurt herself?

>>37252711
[] Run as fast and as far as you can! (It won’t be that far)

>>37252711
[] Other, please specify
Beg for forgiveness

>>37252648
>>37252693
Is reading comprehension a lost art?

>>37252711

> Lucy showed up and made a hole in the roof.

Seriously, Azure, did we see Lucy being all shadowy?

>>37252778
You dumb nog read the post you just replied to.

>>37252711
>[] Other, please specify
Say sorry, but not even masochistic Risa likes a facefull of Lightbringer.

>>37252776

I don't know, did you miss the part where Azure described the repair work being done on Sin Fin's roof, implying the blast clearly hit it. Fake Lucy or Real Lucy is immaterial here.

>>37252711
"You know how I'm bad at talking to you? I'm also bad at talking to Sin-Fin. Sorry Sin-Fin, also sorry about your garden Jager. Hey Sin-Fin, want to help me help Jager clean up her garden? Or is farming/gardening something you really don't like because... you know."

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Does... does no one read my posts? I don't think I have drunk so much that I am terribly unclear.

Writing writing.

>>37252711
>It wasn't me but it was probably my fault.

>>37252758
Yeah. Take the fall for Sin-Fin. Especially since she probably would have been fine if we didn't barge in.

>>37252862
On which point specifically? Sin-fin trashing her room, Lucifer being there or not?

>>37252862
I do, but I'm in the minority apparently.

I know it wasn't the real lucifer, just like how that wasn't the real risa attacking Sin Fin. her imaginary friends are jerks.

next I'm gonna hear how Azzy is plotting to kill us because reasons.

>>37252862
Lucifer charging a lightbringer flrglehurglegrgle splort!

>>37252862

I'll take that to mean that, yes, Sin Fin can summon shadows of Lucy. It would have been much easier to just say that Azure, since you failed to include any meaningful text descriptor at the time that would have lead to the conclusion. I will accept now that she can make a clone of the most powerful angel in all of existence, who can use his most powerful attack while manifested, and that this clone is compelling and sustaining enough to draw the gaze of Michael and apparently perpetuate a showdown in a nearby city before disappearing.

>>37252953
She's done it before. When we were in Hue Co. She'd summon apparitions of lucy and others all the time.

>>37252936
As in that's something that's actually happening that I haven't noticed? Or that's something people keep assuming for no reason?

I haven't seen this level of denseness since Jager in wonderland boss fight against Destruction Jager.

like a Dwarf star up in here.

>>37252953
she's summoned luci-fin before and all her imaginary friends are jerks. Did you join because of the butts pic?

>>37252953
1) She's done it before.
2) It said "Evil shadow Lucifer" in Azure's update
3) The entire update was all about how Sin-Fin was uncontrollably spam-summoning shades.
4) Azure has said that Lucifer is still a good ways away from being able to break through into the worl
5) The pic used was the Lucifer SinFin clone/invoke pic, not the one he uses for real Lucifer

>>37252953
looks like someone needs to be slapped
hard

>>37252953
Dude, what?
We already knew that Sin-Fin could make a shadow copy of Lucifer, that it can also use a Lightbringer, and that it's a dick because it's a shadow copy of Lucifer. We were on the receiving end once before.

Or that the picture used in the post with the Lucifer charging a Lightbringer was that of Shadow Lucifer?

Or that it was mentioned again that it was a shadow clone by the goat?
>You look at the goat and the goat looks at you. Evil shadow Lucifer?

>>37252991
the latter, she's been nothing but to cool to us(for almost a year) and I still hear paranoid ramblings about her.

>>37253007

Stop hating on the new players. Dear god, I asked the question because usually a QM would give a tell regarding the entity to let us definitively know something was off (text, not pictures). We are getting close to the end game, and I thought he finally pulled the trigger. It's been a while since Sin Fin has done this (long enough to where I don't rightly recall the last time she did that).

Going back to the matter at hand though, stop raising a shit fit about new blood joining. We need every man, woman, and indiscriminate to fill the voids made by Ryouichi, Mendel, and the consequences of daily life.

>>37252953
Why do you spew bullshit in these threads? Have you read the archives? Have you been around long? Do you just enjoy spewing at the mouth?

If you're going to keep bitching like this go make your own quest, with black jack and hookers.

>>37253081
People don't get mad about new players, they get mad about new players who only join because of ASSASSASS and don't read anything and act like dumb jackasses.

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“Yeah, she was sort of having a fit, then I kicked her out of her room, we had a fly through the city, then we crashed and I was all ‘Oh no! Your fins!’ but she was all ‘Buwahaha! You shall call me Goat Lord!’ and a large chunk of the city was broken down into subatomic particles. It, er, well, it happened. Say, we should make it a group project! All of us pitching into the garden!” You say.

“I don’t like gar…dens.” Sin-Fin says. Of course! With her terrible memories of the first garden! Her husband’s betrayal! Her eternity of agony! The twisted reasoning of a dark mind! Oh, what agony she must endure to—“Bees keep… trying to sting… me.” Because she is so sweet, she is.

“And I would eat the flowers.” You confess.

“Yeah, both of you can stay far away from my garden.” She says and marches off.

Funny sort that one. You are about to go back to batting at the door when a small fox scampers over with a note in its mouth. You take the note and tip him a quid, customary, then the fox scampers off. “The God has chosen to meet with you. If you go to this address you will meet with them or a representative and be given a quest.” It explains. “You must meet by tonight or we will have to set it up again.”

A meeting? But it is so sudden! Is our heart ready?
[] Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes
[] nah, go check out something else
[] Other, please specify

>>37253081
>We need every man, woman, and indiscriminate to fill the voids made by Ryouichi, Mendel, and the consequences of daily life.
Not if they're too stupid to actually know what's going on. In fact, that's actually even more detrimental than a low player count.

>>37253151
>Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes
Fuck yes, I've been waiting to be sent on a quest.

>>37253151
[x] Other, please specify
Go find Natsuki and ask about the problem in the city first, before we go meet the clothing god.

>>37253151
[] Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes

>>37253151
[] Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes
Make sure Sin gets at least one happy set of clothing.

>>37253151

> Check out the address.
Sure, why the hell not, though I don't understand why we didn't just Azzy if we could jack the Dragon Princess's clothes. It's not like she'll need them anymore.

>>37253081
I would have forgiven a new player, they're still learning.

your ignorance is sewing confusion and discord.

and new or old if you're going to act like ass, I'm going to call you one.

>>37253151
>[] Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes

>>37253151
It's evening right? Not morning?

inb4 inventory just has what we need

>>37253210

And I'm sure it will lead to a profoundly more healthy quest environment. Honestly, the only reason this shit got so heated is because a pack of folks immediately started calling me an idiot for thinking it was Lucy. This made me less willing to concede my point or take the commentary from a goat in place of the author actually bothering to state things flat.

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>>37253151
>“Bees keep… trying to sting… me.”
kek
I guess it would get really annoying with all the buzzing, but doesn't she have that steelskin thing?

>[] Check out the address, The Fin needs some clothes

>>37253259
Says Trying. Implying they fail. But on some sort of a fundamental level hate her.

>>37253197
I feel like it's a way to show Sin-Fin we care about her? It might just make things worse though.

>>37253258
>This made me less willing to concede my point
Right, the sign of an idiot, to dig in their heels when their obvious mistakes are pointed out.
You were called an idiot because you made an idiot's mistake.

>>37253258
if you say something stupid or wrong, odds are people are going to say you are stupid or wrong.

and if you can't grow thick skin, then why did you come to 4chan in the first place?

and I find your mini essays insufferable.

>>37253313
>>37253313

Well, we can keep this up for hours and ruin every thread Azure ever runs, or you can be polite, and I can be polite. Which would you prefer?

>>37253313
>>37253346
You're dealing with someone who seems to have made it their life's mission to act like Vaelys. Good luck getting them to not be a retarded autist.

>>37253384
can you stop posting? or get a trip so people can filter you?

>>37253384
That you go the fuck away, because your stupidity and inability to simply accept that you are wrong and should shut up does nothing but stir up trouble. We can do much better without your stupidity in our decision-making process. It's already difficult enough as it is without someone like you introducing confusion and ignorance into it.

>>37253384
Christ you're an ass.

>>37252711
>Tell the truth
>we had good reason.
>your abs are fantastic
>butter her up
>buttered Jägerbombs

...

>>37253477
Missed that vote dude. May want to turn on auto refresh.

>>37253446
>>37253446

I am disinclined to do either of those things, and I'm not fond of you eating up Azure's thread with this obnoxious side banter. Nothing is being won here. I'm sure not going anywhere because some people over the internet yell at me that I am a stupid face.

>>37253258
Shut up and go back to SB, random.

>>37253523
get trip so we can filter you.

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>Validate my inability to participate in a quest and be nice to me or I'll shit up the quest!
>I'm not the one being rude, all of you are!

>>37253577
...There are four posts calling him stupid for every post he makes.

Shut the fuck up, all of you. This is so dumb.

>>37253602

Second.

When did Hueco Mundo get a purple sun and when did we become able to control stuff in there?

>>37253670
1/10

>>37253670
we weren't in Hue. Co, we made our own little pocket universe using Genesis. that was where we made that place with the purple sun.

I'll take stupid over autistic any day of the week.

now, back to more important things.

Which character do you think would be most likely to enjoy Death Grips?

>>37253670
it needed a more essay like phrasing and maybe a jab at AE.

>>37253714

What the hell is Death Grips?

>>37253714
>Which character do you think would be most likely to enjoy Death Grips?
Sin-Fin. I like to imagine her trying to sing it with the eilpses.

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“Natsuki will be here later, right?” Unless suddenly everything bad happens forever. “Then come Sin-Fin! We have to go meet a God about some clothing for you! Eternal clothing! That looks adorable!” You say and sonido off, dragging Sin-Fin behind you.

Seriously, she can walk you know.

You follow the address on the note, and have to ask directions a few time, but finally you wind up in a large city. You go into a downtown district, then go further in to the sort of weird section of downtown that people don’t generally go to. You look around for a shrine but don’t even sort of find one. You check the address again, then stop in front of a bar with a modest front. You look up at the bar, then down at the address, then back up to the bar.

“This—okay, this isn’t really normal right?” You wonder.

Still, you remember Azzy’s bar, and conclude the inside must be just like that with super magical awesome powers. You open the door ready for what evils stand before you and see—a bunch of guys and a few women in colorful clothes having drinks. You narrow your gaze suddenly not trusting it at all because seriously when is it ever that easy. You drag Sin-Fin to the bar and throw her onto a stool. You look around the building and feel like some of the people are looking at you weird.

“You sure this’s where you are supposed to be?” The bartender asks and you look up at her.
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>>37253767
I've seen this game. Tell him you're here for the Bartending job and you need to speak with the boss upstairs. He'll buzz us into the elevator.. but before that we'll be stopped by a knockout and have to talk to her about fire hoses.

>>37253735
a question with many answers depending who and where asked.

an experimental rap group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t9W0DgbCYY

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Or, well, him rather. Dressed in a tight vest and very short shorts is an excessively muscular man with a strong jawline and a blonde wig of some kind. Or maybe it’s his real hair? You blink once, but after that you are accepting because you don’t get standard gender practices, let alone the strange ones. All of them are already strange really. You look around the bar and see that the women you noted before are also men all dressed up in colorful female outfits. “I got a bit of a note here to see—“ Oh, I get it. He’s an okama, it’s a pun. “An okama?” You wonder.

The bartender makes a tisking sound. “An Okami!” He flexes as he wiggles his finger with every syllable and you can tell that his vest is well made.

Sin-Fin glances around as some men flirt over drinks, but she doesn’t seem too bothered. She lived through Rome after all, got to be cool with everything. “Look, I got told you can help me out. My mate here won’t update her style because she gets worried her clothes will get all gummed up. Can you help?” You ask.

“Oh my, don’t you need my help just as badly? T-shirt, ripped jeans, and boots? Plus all those safety pins! The 70s called, they want their fashion back.” He says.

Oh yeah, we grabbed pants too. A lot is going on in our unlives.
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“Well the 90s called and they want their come back back!” It is the 90s. “Oh. In that case Punk will never die. Got to tell the world to sod off!” You should really read Hebdige. “I don’t read, you know that monologue. Anyway, I am prepared for it to cost me, alright? Just tell me what I need to make Sin-Fin all pretty since you see, so trendy.” You say.

He places a hand on his cheek and thinks about it. “Well now! Let me see, oh I know! The Dragon Princess was recently deposed. She has hidden away a fantastic silk cloth that is said to glisten like the night reflected off the still ocean. If you get me that then I will make you the clothes you need.” He says.

That—hey! That’s easy! We know where she is right? No brainer, right?

[] Ask him something else
[] To Azzy! Because quest!
[] Other, please specify
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>>37253812
Well that's awful.

>>37253850
[] Ask him something else
What's special about it other than the description?

>>37253850

> To Azzy! Because quest!

>>37253850
Oh god... this is a fetch quest.

>>37253850
[] To Azzy! Because quest!
[] Other, please specify
Ask sin fin if she would like to go home while we get this all sorted out

>>37253850
>[] To Azzy! Because quest!

I wanna go on adventure with Yuki. we should probably feed him too.

>>37253858
don't talk shit about Arthur

>>37253900
I bet Azzy's gonna want something to let us interrogate the dragon princess and then the dragon princess is going to want something t tell us where the silk is and then person who has the thing dragon princess wants is going to want a thing and so on and so on in an endless cycle until we end up on the underside of an airplane hitting geese with a baseball bat to get someone an authentically extreme dinner.

Genesis was a mistake we should have saved up the Dreamcast

>>37253850
>[] To Azzy! Because quest!

>>37253940
I hope so Anon.

I fucking loved the quests in .hack//AIDA, so this is really bringing me back.

>>37253940

But all we have is a god rock that makes us immortal, phenomenal cosmic power, and pockets that can produce anything we wish? What will we trade?

>>37253850
>[] Ask him something else
Does he have something for a questionably girl boy?
And something that would look good on Jaeger?

>>37253850
>[] To Azzy! Because quest!
Ten bucks says the cloth is in a another castle.

>>37254041
we'll sell our hair to get a chain for Jager's watch

>>37254070

Brilliant!

>>37254070
I'm pretty sure we'd sell a tail for Jager. But only if we really, really, really, really, really had to.

>>37254125

I wouldn't be against making a coat out of a tail for her. Just saying.

We should Jager some flowers for the garden we borked.

Rue, Honeysuckle, and Gardenia

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“Sure this should be easy, right?” You say. “I will be back in two shakes of a Risa tail!”

“Well good luck.” The, er, lady? Says with a wave.

You drag Sin-Fin after you because honestly you have very poor impulse control, and fear that the moment you take your eyes off of her she will suddenly become a Mothra like monster that feeds on the agony of the world. That would be bad. You kick open the door to Azzy’s club and are once again assaulted by far too many sights and far too many smells!

The raw scent is interesting, but most of it goes into parts of your brain that don’t work, so you stand there just sort of basking in the moment. You take a deep breath, sigh, then move to the back of the club. You open up the door to ready yourself for bargaining with the dark one, she who holds the leash on all Lust! Only to find her asleep on her sofa. Her arm is between her legs and she seems to be rubbing them against it, while her other arm is tucked under her head. You do not see the Dragon Princess anywhere, but Belph is sort of just being over in the corner so that is a thing.

What, uh, what do we do?

[] Tuck her in maybe?
[] Wake her up! You have a quest to fulfill!
[] Other, please specify

>>37254617
>[] Tuck her in maybe?
We can just poke around for the dragon lady.

>>37254617
>[] Tuck her in maybe?
>[] Other, please specify
sniff around for dragon princess

>>37254617

> Wake her up with a leg massage

>>37254647
Yeah this, we have a nose, don't we?

>>37254617
>[] Other, please specify
Bring up our Grace defense shield, and give Azzy another leg rub.

>>37254648
Doesn't that always end with us being overwhelmed with LUST and attempting lewd with someone else?

>>37254617

[] Tuck her in maybe?
Use nose to acquire dragon princess.

>>37254617
>[] Tuck her in maybe?
>[] Other, please specify
Take some log pole like thing out of our pants and poke Belpy with it, asking where the Dragon Princess is.

>>37254705

We have a barrier for that. I just don't want to touch her stuff without permission. Maybe Yuki is around?

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>Use "Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites" on Risa's nose
>have it sniff around
>literally follow your nose

profit

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You throw a blanket on her, then sniff around. Your nose gets misled and confused by the countless smells, sights, sounds, etc. all flooding into the club. It is as if every sensation, every experience is being channeled into a raw stream and slammed against you. You shake it off, and continue sniffing around the room.

You remember where she was the last time you came here, and find a few suspect stains, but otherwise nothing. You get a faint hint of her energy, but it has already started fading. While your nose may be confused inside the club, one thing is certain. The Dragon Princess isn’t here.

Now what?
[] Write in

>>37254758
Follow the faint hint of energy?

>>37254758

> Sniff for Yuki
Failing that
> Wake Azzy with a nice cuppa and a leg massage

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>>37254758
[] Write in
Poke Belphy with a pole like object and ask where she is. keep poking until we get some answer.

Wait a fucking second.

ANGELS DON'T SLEEP

>>37254784
It mixes in with the overwhelming sensations circulating in the club. You can not follow it

>>37254758
>>37254784
swapping vote to >>37254785

>>37254758
wake the snazzy one with a leg massage
apologize
ask if she was dreaming about us
ask where Dragon princess is
check up on Yuki
invite to join us on this adventure because why not?

>>37254758
Wake up Azzy with a leg rub.

>>37254758
Poke Belphy with pole if he doesn't know wake the "sleeping" azzy.

>>37254758
Try to fine Yuuki? Failing that, I guess we just wake up Azzy. Or we go search the undersea palace where we found Dragon Princess the first time.

>>37254831
This works.

>>37254813
Tell that to Belphegor. I mean I know they don't NEED to sleep, but I'm not gonna say they're unable to.

>>37254806
This is the greatest idea ever and is sure to result in gain for us.

I'm worried about rape sloth

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>>37254890
Seriously, it's like a mystery box RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. We should poke it more often.

>>37254758

I wonder if Yuki ran off with the Dragon Princess. He did have a whole thing about protecting women. I also really wonder how a young man with hormones manages to function around Azzy given the default state of her club and furniture. I mean, he is probably anime oblivious, but how is he still functioning at this point?

>>37254917
>>37254902

Speaking of mystery boxes and rape sloth (which we really shouldn't do) we still have his Christmas present from the first Christmas omake. We have a dirty nuke just sitting around. I volunteer this falling out of our pocket on the satellite as the reason we haven't heard from Mendel in a while.

>>37254964
Mendel is busy shlicking it to Risa.

"Stupid sexy abomination of time and space with a perfect ass that smells of wild berries and legs that won't quit."

>>37254943
Huh, you make a compelling argument.

Though in that case should we check his house?

>>37254981
Not likely, considering she did say we either stop using fatebreakers and we agreed not to use them or she continues to fuck with us. And guess what we did earlier? I bet most forgot about that promise.

>>37255076
She didn't say stop using them altogether, she just said we should use them a lot less.

>>37255096
Which considering a light bringer was involved I'd give us a pass on it.

>>37255096
Pretty certain it was stop altogether. I'll go look for the thread to be certain.