>>37282185

You sense Mami and Sayaka hesitate at this, the Eversor and the Vindicare glancing at each other for a brief moment before continuing to slaughter anything that threatened to get too close. A few heartbeats later, and your Equerry's irritated pulse on inquiry stabs into your mind, waspish and hot. + Understood. Orders, then, Warmaster? +

You tell them. Or rather, pulse it to them directly, just as you reload your Desert Eagle and continue blasting any shrieking fanatics coming to attack. Skulls and torsos exploding into bloody meat the moment they crossed your sights. No merciful kneecap shots here - you've no interest in prolonging their deaths or taking them prisoner, either. They made their decision to die the moment they allied themselves with Ahriman. They made their decision to die the moment they went after you and your own.

+ Sounds like a plan, then. + Sayaka grudgingly agrees. + Mami-san, you can manage something this big, right? It won't be a problem? +

+ No, but I won't be able to keep it immobilized for long. + Mami pulses in reply, just as she decapitates two charging cultists with a spent rifle by wielding it like a baseball bat. + You three will have to work quick once I have it restrained. +

It's here that the floor underneath you shakes as the collosal goat-thing takes a step forward, clearing half of the office floor in one stride and pulping a group of its screeching worshippers underfoot. It raises its weapon - an equally-oversized axe of beaten brass - and lets out a deafening roar, one that smashes any remaining windows left intact from its explosive arrival. The beast then points its axe at you - its grin turning into a sneer.

+ Fine. Sure. No problem. + Sayaka turns towards you as she sheathes Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie, before drawing two swords from her cape, one in each hand. + Murderface, your call. When you move, we move. +

[1/2]

>>37282200

Right. Yeah. Your call.

You glance down at the sword at your hip, and then at the gun in your hand.

The gold in both of them suddenly tempting, as if calling you to use them both at the same time.

What do you do?

[]Use your Golden Desert Eagle. No need to tempt fate by using Muramasa again.
[]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.
[]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
[]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

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>>37282208
[x] Use your Golden Desert Eagle.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>37282208
[]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
IT IS TIME

>>37282208
>[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

Never a bad time for some refresh training.

>>37282208
[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
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Don't worry, the eBook is actually fucking updated this time!

>>37282208
>[]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.

>>37282208
>[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

Use ye olde Warhammer 40k tradition! Pistol & Sword combo!

>>37282208
>[]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

>>37282208
>[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

Trial by fire is the best trial.

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>>37282208
>[X]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.
Time for the flesh of fallen angels!

>>37282231
Consider the following:
The only reason not to use the Katana, Kyoko, is currently not present.

We need to kill this thing quick.

Therefore, it is time for Maximum Overkill.

[]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

Should be enough for this guy, no need to corrupt ourselves after we're secured.

>>37282208
>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
The edge.

>>37282208
>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

Fill their dark souls with LIGHT.

[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

I LIKE TO KEEP THIS HANDY... FOR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS.

The Deagle and the katana have their moments, but for special situations when you just need something exotic and glorious, that shield has a funny way of delivering exactly what you need.

A LAW would be splendid, right about now.

>>37282208
>[]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

>>37282208
>[]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.

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>>37282288
No, we save that for the coup-de-grace stuffing a Davy Crockett down its throat.

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>>37282307
We gotta nuke this thread with blondes. It's the only way to be sure.

>>37282208
>[x]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.

>>37282288
I would rather not abuse the shield's goodwill. We may need it's co-operation, soon.

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>>37282315
okay, lets do it

>>37282208

[x]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

Dump metal and fire in its face. ALL OF IT.

I'm surprised that those who choose using both at the same time didn't use the "virtuous mission" image

>>37282327

Well, we got a boost from Braids by being nice to her, right? I think I recall the boost being that the shield was much more likely to give us a tool appropriate for the situation.

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>>37282315
I knew there was a reason I made like 6 gifs with Depthy

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>>37282349
Ask, and ye shall receive.

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>>37282208
[X]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.

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>>37282365
MORE BLONDES. MORE VARIETY.

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>>37282349
actually i was looking for that Dan Kim image of using the katana always being a good idea.

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>>37282208

This concludes our first voting period!

Thank you everyone for your participation!

>>37282393
>blonde
You do the Blessed Lady's work, based Hat.

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>>37282349
>>37282364

Relevant!

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>>37282208
>[x]Use your Golden Desert Eagle. No need to tempt fate by using Muramasa again.

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>>37282374
I may have failed on the variety part...

Alright, that's enough lewdposting for now, time for bed.

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>>37282350
Then, we need something for knocking holes in a wall. After we dispose of big ugly over there via swordgun blender-o-matic action.

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>>37282349

>>37282208
>[x]Use them both at the same time. Time to put the procedure to the test.
Bitch, meet Dildos, Braids and MURDERFACE.
Ladies, this is Bitch.
Now that formalities are take care of let's wreck some serious shit.

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>>37282208
>>37282224
[x]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.

If we want this thing DEAD, we should turn to a specialist.

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>>37282419
>mfw >>37282393

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>>37282403

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Anyways, since MGNQ was postponed for a couple of weeks, I manged to build up a few drawings despite being really busy.

I think I might have posted this one before, but here it is anyway.

>>37282450
KUMACOPTER! =)

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Here's an old drawing that I cleaned up and added color to.

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A quick doodle of an alternate casual Midorin.

With glasses.

>>37282208
[X]Put both of them away and go for whatever you can get from your Shield. It's time to go back to the basics.

Safer imho, and don't we have improved control thanks to befriending braids? Let's see what megahomu can pull out for us.

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And the last one which I manged to finish off yesterday.

That's all I've got for you guys today.

Hope you enjoy the thread!

>>37282450
.gif when?

>>37282463
>dat ZR

Why are even MGNQ side characters better than most mainstream stuff protags?

>>37282476
Excellent. She's already crazy-tsundere enough to be the heir to Homusatan. Now all we need is to make Wendy the heir apparent to Madoka and Pinky and Chiaki can retire to a pocket dimension someplace.

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>>37282494
Dayum

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>>37282505
Well then.

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>>37282494

>>37282505
looks like the Warmaster had to show her that it was not forbidden love in a more direct way

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>>37282476
God DAMN that's fucking adorable.

Not so related, but
>"I want its fucking skull for my throne"
If I'm imagining the scale of this thing correctly, why not just take the skull and carve it into the shape of a throne?

>>37282562
Who are the characters involved? I have no idea because I'm both tired and an idiot.

>>37282505
Oh another thread time to see what's goi-oooooh.

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hi its me madge
pls b a respect on a majsty don b stopid ok
thx u 4 noticing my majsty an hav a snaek day u cn do it

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I would vote for using the Davy Crockett on the big one, but it might be quite underwhelming.

>>37282562
This is far too lewd! Also, far too futa.

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>>37282562
This is way beyond forbidden love.

>>37282562

You are my favorite person right now, like you have no idea

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>>37282494
DAAAAYUUUUUM

>>37282494
Chiaki has an impressive derrière. I hope Midori appreciates it.

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>>37282562
>>37282505

>first thread in 2015
>straight into maximum overlewd
Dammit, /tg/.

>>37282679
I-it's Decu's fault we had to keep it pent up for so long! Now he has to take responsibility.

>>37282686
Next time, Decu shouldn't delay 5 entire times.
It was horrible.

>>37282692
Yeah, but when it finally ca-arrived, that's it, arrived, it feels so good right?

>>37282706

LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

>>37282706
No, it doesn't, really. It just feels like the disappointment is yet to come.
I can FEEL the next meteor shower striking Decu right behind the corner.

>>37282667
evidently this is so.

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>>37282692
Oh c'mon, it's like you want Mr. Deculture's wild ride to end.

>>37282667

My assumption is that since Chiaki can't into casual clothes, that Midori picked those out for her.

At least that was my thought while drawing it.

>>37282738
I won't allow it to end. I'll dish out several hundred million dollars just to organize another Moon landing so I can kick his ass back into pleasing his crowd.

>>37282692
We should have someone go at Decu house to coach him.

>>37282753
Decu is on record as saying that Chiaki has the best butt in the quest. I'm glad you do it justice.

>>37282770
>noodly as all hell
>has a better butt than someone as toned and fit as Sayaka

Lies.

>>37282767
Hasn't Wendy done that ?
Is that why ?

>>37282770
Which is pretty impressive considering some of the competition she's got. Keep up to pancakes, Warmaster!

>>37282767
I think he's just really busy, what with work, all the drawing stuff, and working out. Unlike some other procrastinating QMs.

>>37282784
It depends on taste.
Burgerbutt>Sayabutt>Midobutt=Chiakibutt

>>37282784
Wouldn't Sayaka's good parts get more evenly spread to things like... muscles and things?

>>37282785
They wish.

>>37282805
And yours is shit~ <3

>>37282807
A nicely toned butt is good.

>>37282792
He was really busy lately with holiday stuff and work.

>Cooking duty for Christmas
>Called in on a day off to cover for a co-worker
>Got sick
>Cooking duty for New Year's

etc.

>>37282753
Can totally see it happening.
>"Sempai, what do you wear when you're casual?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"When you're not formal or transformed. What clothes do you normally wear at home?"
>"Why the hell would I wear clothes at home?"

>>37282738

>that image
>that filename

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

>>37282723

Odd. I love MGNQ because no matter how many delays there are, I know that the thread will *always* be worth the wait. Decu is like spaceX in that regard.

"Fuck you delayed the launch again ffs"

>Yeah we're really sorry about that but we're ready to launch now!

"Whatever, just show me the three or four minutes of glorious fire-dick ascending to heaven."

>Four minutes? Oh no, this time we're going to try landing it on a tiny platform in the middle of the ocean.

"Say fucking *what*"

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>>37282770

Yep. I remembered that.

Chiakibutt is supposed to be best, so I tried to do it justice like Dan did.

>>37282834
Truly outrageous. That butt is a shelf. I wanna arrange my spices on that butt.

>>37282842
And then smack it and watch the spices go flying?

>>37282823
Neco what are you even doing

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>>37282828

This came up really early on in the quest. Chiaki's "at home" clothes were a sportsbra and panties.

>>37282842

Don't forget the rapeseed extract

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>>37282830
Elon Musk doesn't disappoint.
And, if he get any more money, he might just start a magical girl business.

>>37282863
Fuck no, I take care of my spices. They come off first. Then the spanking begins.

>>37282834
That's like... one of the first (if not the first) thing Dan drew for MGNQ, right? He's been with us for about a year now (maybe longer lurking).
No idea when you joined the herd, pretty early, but detail are a little blurred in my memory.

>>37282830

I guess that makes SWQ Orbital Sciences

>>37282895

I've been here since thread 11!

>>37282878
Best outfit. Better than slut dress even.

>>37282878
Well surely nobody would want that to change. But I guess some variety is the spice of life.

>>37282895
>>37282903

Dan is newfag compared to Hat-chan! He drew Midori, for one.

>>37282886
Okay, but launching stuff with a buttslap is fun

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>>37282903

Related, but the constant practice has indeed helped.

>>37282927

Do you have... experience with this?

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Since Decu is probably writing currently...

>post yfw Kyoko is as good as dead

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>>37282938
Decu will never let Kyoko die!

R-right?

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>>37282928
>gitting gud this hard
Dammit, Hat.

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>>37282921

Actually, Midori drew Midori.

I only designed the costume for her at a later time.

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>>37282938
it's all our fault

>>37282938
We can't do anything about Kyoko til monstrosity is dead.

Deal with the problem in front of you.

>>37282898
Oooooh, buuuurn but only for 15 seconds

>>37282936
Try it with a quarter

>>37282938
I wish we could trade Midori for Kyouko.

>>37282785
LEWD. WAY TOO LEWD.

>>37282985
I wish we could trade Midori for Enishi

>>37282928
Jaysus.

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I was told to post these weeks ago

>>37282938
>losing faith in Kyoubro
She won't go down that easy, guys.
Not while Blueberry is alive.

>>37283015
...Woah. That got posted on my birthday? Clearly I missed a party over here!

>>37283020
There's a very real argument that she might well actually be the only one who stands a chance of winning that fight at all.

The rest of us are all dead weight compared to someone who can incinerate soul-gems. All sticking around does is give Culexamabob a target rich environment.

>>37283010
I would trade Midori for either Wendy, Enishi, Kyoko or Misaka only true ending

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>>37283015
This too

>>37282208
[]Use the Golden Katana. You'll need to finish this quickly, there's no time to play it safe.

speed dmon please

>>37283046
>spoiler
Absolutely disgusting.
I mean the rest is shit taste too but man.

>>37282505
So she is wearing a strap on?

>>37283015
>>37283051
The threesome is very real.
You guys do realize we owe one (1) fucking to Kyoko after all of this, right?

>>37283051
Oh my...

>>37283063
Nope
There are so many ways for a meguca to get the D that futa isn't even that rare in MGNQ

>>37283059
yeah, you're a real speed demon.

>>37283064
arguably we've fucked her enough this mission

>>37283051
Now post the one where bottom part isn't cropped.

>>37283051
>>37283015
Oh Jesus Christ, my dick is expanding in anticipation. I don't know if I can handle this.

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>>37283064
I think she'd appreciate good food more than sex.

>>37283098
I imagine it doesn't even exist, drawn that way for maximum tease.

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>>37283098
>>37283100
No.
I don't have it.

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>>37282938
assuming I misjudged horribly and something happens to best meguca...
but I still trust her to be strong enough for the situation.

>>37283109
>why not both.jpg

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>>37283079
>>37282938
>There are so many ways for a meguca to get the D

Sup

>>37283112
Oh, they exist alright, I even have the links.
And I won't post them because Deculture got super embarrassed last time I did.

>>37283157
That would be an even worse tease.

>>37283157
Now you HAVE to do it.

>>37283157
You're torturing us on purpose, aren't you?

>>37283064
I don't think Chiaki is a necrophiliac

>>37283172
given that meguca are all liches, you may need to rethink that.

>>37283157
For reference, which thread were they posted in last time?

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>>37283143

>>37283193
By the name of the pics, I'd assume the thread on Dec 12, 2014.

>>37283193
They weren't. This is a blue board. Frankly, I'm surprised someone posted the pics with Kharn and Chiaki, even if they were spoilered.

>>37283193
Not in a quest thread. somewhere else.

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>>37283157
>Bullying the Decu

>>37283231
I have to admit, his reaction was pretty cute.

>>37283109
>>37283050

Hey Pun Cat. Where's my Heather bullying?
You promised Heather bullying.

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>>37282505
>>37282562
>>37283015
>>37283051
>Decu's secret stash

Imagine all the Wendy.

>>37283286
It's nothing but his bunny avatar and Wendy.

It's all based off his ERP sessions with Cooldown.

>>37283286
>pic
Nice!
>links
Why were they all futa anyway?

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>>37283278
The writeup after the one this thread.

>>37283293
soulgems are touching

>>37283286
>Implying Wendy isn't his secret stash
What do you think he has been doing theses last weeks ?

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>>37283293
Oh man, that's just too lewd.

I knew it!

>>37283079
Is that confirmed by Decu?

First time I heard of it.

Jesus, Decu is probably too afraid to come back.

>>37283341
He better come back. I've been waiting 2 weeks to post the third part to my writeup.

>>37283293
so that's where all the f-lists come from

>>37283185
Fucking a zombie is a different paraphilia than fucking a corpse, anon. Especially when the first isn't rotten yet.

>>37283336
Pretty much any Callidus can do it naturally, The Fourth can add peripherals to their ironforms, the… Thirteenth, I think it was, have a drug that give you a temporary ponos, etc.

>>37283341

>implying we scare decu

You've got that relationship all backwards, my good man

>>37283376
A-are we in Decu's magical realm?

>>37283376
>Pretty much any Callidus can do it naturally,
W-what ?!
Midori will have to take responsability !

>>37283303
Not enough bully

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>>37283363
Let's try it once more, with feeling this time!

>>37283387
This is Decu's witch barrier, full of lewds and despair.

>>37283387
We always were.

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>>37283376
let's not forget lovely Chief Director who can graft anything to anyone

So...does anyone have an archive link to that clearly very lewd thread? I need it, because of reasons.

>>37283410
Which lewd thread do you speak of?

>>37283376

DESCARTES NIKKI - A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU DOINK

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>>37283394

Oh, seeing that old drawing reminded me. One last thing before I have to leave: Here's a month by month art meme for 2014.

Later guys. Have fun with the thread!

>>37283405
I believe this is where the drug comes from

>>37283376
As if we needed more evidence that Midori tops. Wendy+Midori spitroast when.
Man things really are getting too lewd, hope Decu finishes up soon.

>>37283424
May confirmed for best month.
I was born on May.

>>37283447
>May

muh nigga. Gemini master race by chance?

>>37283376
Is this confirmed by Decu because to be honest this is getting kind of weird/lewd

>>37283410
I could use some Midori lewds just to see Hat's reaction. Assuming he hasn't seen them already.

So who's the most under-loved meguca in the setting, both in and out of the story?

>>37283520

In just the main threads?

Strauss.

Even mad scientist hikkis need love.

>>37283520
Iori

>>37283520
Anybody who hasn''t shown up in the main quest. Everybody who has is loved by someone. Except maybe Iori.

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>>37283051

>>37283548
But she isn't a meguca. Yet.

>>37283520
Dildoes since she seems to have never got any from the doke.

>>37283548
Poor, poor, best girl ;_;

>>37283562
You're a bad person.

>>37283565
and then she gets taken in by the all-idol officio
you could have stopped this

>>37283548
>>37283555

Doesn't Iori have Garcia lusting after her, though? Has anyone done anything with him? was it actually worth my time to read, if so?

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>>37283051
>>37283562
Why do you tease me so?

>>37283593
Pretty sure planefag was writing those, so yes, most likely worth reading, based on his other, longer stories.

>>37283293
Cat, pls stahp. Do you know just how hard it is to console decu after he gets bullied

>>37283593
Demetrious/Planefag has written a couple of things about Garcia. Check the wiki!

>>37283565
True, at least Braids got Sayaka in that one lewdup

>>37283562
I hate you.

>>37283520
Enishi and Barbara
I want to bully them more

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>>37283562
>teasing us by not posting full
>teasing Decu by posting his secret lewds
>teasing us even more by the implied existence of more

You are the bullying devil.

>>37283619

Decu actually does get all shy and embarassed about it?

>>37283674
No comment

>>37283611
>>37283630

Neat, thanks. It's probably my best shot at a story involving hopeless-girl-never-wins-girl winning. or boy, that works too. I figure that's as close as I can get to Yuma romance subplot T_T

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>>37283393
Wait for it. It'll be worth it.

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>>37283562
You're my favorite person ever.

>>37283687

that is so god damned adorable you don't even know

he's already the nicest, sweetest guy to talk to in IRC. If he gets all flustered and shy about doing lewds or whatever, that just cranks it into kawaii-as-fuck tier. HNNNNG

>>37283718
No! Comment!

>>37283661
>>teasing us even more by the implied existence of more
Hahaha!

>>37283718
There's an IRC channel?

>>37283750
Magical Bully Sex Quest: The Fall of Decu Bunny

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>>37283607
Because your suffering must be more severe, anyon.

To keep things on topic, anyone checked that Decu hasn't fainted from all that blood going to his head while blushing?

>>37283707
>that face of absolute delight
Am I the only one enjoing well done facial expressions more so than any other part of anatomy?

>>37283772
This happens from time to time whenever there's been a break between questing. Just sit tight and join in on the shitposting!

>>37283765
>not knowing of the cabal of drawfags and writerfags
>not knowing they secretly votespam to railroad the story as to their liking


SHADOWRUNS

>>37283765
It's not really mgnq focused, just some friends hanging out.

>>37283765
no

>>37283784
No

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>>37283784
No you are not.

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>>37283772
Decu's faces are the best.

>>37283791
> like 10 people total
> railroading
That is not nearly enough to change one vote, calm down. It is not like we can ever really agree on anything

>>37283834
>Chorus of autistic neckbeards shouting terrible contadicting advice dictating my every action.
>I was in a quest thread.

I fear for Decu's safety.

>>37283922
The Lewdfairy found him.
Pray4Decu

Nyan nyan?

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>>37283922
Must have been struck in the head by a meteor.

He's used to it, he'll be fine. This thread may be a write off.

deculture.

Stop ERP'ing with Cooldown and get back to writing.

>>37283954
N O B U L L Y
O

B
U
L
L
Y

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>>37283922
This happened the last time he did a long action scene. Patience.

>>37283946
Someone needs to edit that with a moon rabbit.

>>37283954
but wendy is currently offline on f-list

>>37283954
Wait, bestgirl ERPs? How do I get in on this.

>>37283954
>interrupting lewd funtime between two consenting adults
This is only ever acceptable in two very specific scenarios and running a quest isn't one of them.

>>37283995
Be a moon rabbit.

>>37283988
F-list Wendy is not me

Also the posting situation is, as of a few minutes ago when I checked, and I quote, 'long and hard and out of control!' end quote.

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>>37283967
>Not bullying

>>37284019
>F-list Wendy is not me

I almost made an account.

>>37283988
My point exactly.

>>37284019
>>37284020
>I don't know which namefag is who anymore.jpg.

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Decu, please exchange this circlejerking for action!

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who actually plays their character there.

>>37284019
>F-list
Haven't heard of it since /erpg/'s exile to /soc/.
Is /tg/ community still going on there?

>>37284019
> long and hard and out of control
Ara-ara

>>37284059
Who?

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>>37284019
>Long, hard, and out of control

>>37284080
It's a mystery~

RIP Decu, long live the Decu!
#JesuisDecu

>>37284059
We know, Ryuko. We know.

>>37284100
Are you a druid?

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>>37284066
When they aren't too busy outdoing /d/.

>>37284118
How the hell did you figure it out so fast.

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>>37284042
I am nyaa, as nyaa is Wendy, as we are nyaa, and we are all NECO together.

>>37284149
Hi
mit
su

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I'm too pure for this! I need to go wash out the sin with some Sweet Mami.

>>37284149
You aren't subtle, Zwei

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>>37284159
>I am Nyaa
>tfw

>>37284149
It's easy to place the Blame when you're around Zwei~

How rude, I'm as subtle as Maer-- Ok maybe you have a point...

>>37282231 >>37282238 >>37282243

You hesitate for a single moment.

Two Golden Weapons. Two of them, at the same time. It's...you've never done this before. You've only ever used one, as far as you can remember. You've carried more than one into battle, sure, but you've always swapped them out to use one or the other exclusively, never simultaneously. The chainaxes and the gauntlets obviously don't count, as they were clearly meant to be used in pairs.

Two pieces of a crazed goddess' soul, made into weaponry that turned their most devoted users into nothing more than mindless, blood-hungry killing machines, driving them to seek each other and fight until they died, and then trapping their souls in its core.

You've had better ideas, clearly. Even so, you want to make sure that the procedure you undertook was worth the horror you put yourself through for it.

And getting everyone out of the Akashic Warp alive would be the syrup on top of that pile of pancakes, too.

You shake your head again, banishing whatever trepidations you had left in the light of that urgency - before switching your Golden Desert Eagle to your right hand in order to pull Muramasa from its sheath with your left. The golden blade singing as it once more slid from its ebony housing, cutting through the air with preternatural smoothness.

And right at that very moment, with your breath catching in your throat as you held a Golden Weapon in either hand - you expected the worst to happen.

Something horrifying, to be sure, like suddenly having freaky metal shit for arms and legs, making going to the bathroom or masturbation an eternal tightrope act to avoid self-mutilation. Or your tongue suddenly growing a fucking foot in length. Or developing an irritating Russian accent.

[1/2]

>>37284300

You even expected Kirika to interrupt your thoughts with her trademark sneering, or any of the three Stooges to screech at you for once more drawing the weapon that very nearly made you commit the sin of killing an ally.

What you didn't expect was nothing to happen, and, unexpectedly, that was what you got.

No freaky shit replacing your flesh and blood limbs. No sudden tongue expansion that you're sure would have killed you outright for making you choke on your own spit. Certainly no irritating accent either, although you've always had a shitty voice to begin with, ruined by years of alcohol and painkiller abuse.

While these revelations were a relief, what disturbed you was the silence that also followed.

Not a single pulsed word or sigh - not even the strange buzzing sensation that pressed against the back of your mind whenever you dared to hold Muramasa in anything resembling a killing grip. It was as if drawing both weapons had suddenly cancelled each other out, silencing the ghosts that lived inside each other.

What you did feel - in the moment when both weapons sat heavily in your hands - was a sudden surge of renewed vitality that set your muscles stinging. Not only eradicating the ghost of exhaustion that had followed you all the way up the stairs with a Callidus in your arms, but also making you feel - for lack of a better word - fucking invincible. Not as intense as the adrenaline rush of the chainaxes, but certainly approaching that state of murderous euphoria.

It felt as if you've suddenly become the biggest hammer in the world, and God was the last nail you needed to pound.

[2/3]

>>37284316

"Murderface?" Sayaka's eyes go wide at the sight of you, just as she pushes a cultist's twitching corpse impaled on her twin blades off with her foot. You blink at her, realizing suddenly that only a few seconds had passed since she asked you her question earlier - instead of the age that it felt like. "W-wait, is that...isn't that dangerous? Aren't you supposed to just use one of those fucking things? I--"

"It's fine." You hear yourself say to her, your voice cold and low as you turn back to the beast. It was still grinning, still pointing its axe at you in challenge. "I'm in control."

Kill them all. Clean up the world.

The Flesh of Fallen Angels.

"Yeah, but that's what you always say--WAIT! MURDERFACE!"

Without even waiting for Sayaka to finish - or even, waiting for her to understand just what you said - you charge the towering daemon head-on, sprinting full-out on legs that felt too light and too strong to be yours. Dimly you hear Sayaka and Wendy curse at you at the same time as they pursue - finally catching up a heartbeat later, their blades flashing as they started killing left and right, murderous sattelites guarding you from assassins as you continued on your suicidal one-way trip to the most one-sided fight of your life.

Seeing your approach - seemingly taken aback by this foolhardy frontal assault - the collossal freak of nature draws its gargantuan weapon back, and with a speed that would have impressed the Betrayer, swings its axe downward in a overhead cleave. One that would've easily seen you split in half and your remains pulped to nothing if it connected.

If.

[3/4]

>>37284331

Before the Golden Weapons, before you found out that a pink-haired monster with a vindictive streak that stretched for miles lived inside your Shield - you'd have dodged something like this with the help of your Time Stop. Just a split-second turn and re-turn to place yourself out of harm's way and into the best possible spot to kill your target from. Since then, you've tried as best as you can not to rely on that crutch, as the downside of freezing time (that being, Pinky herself) often far outweighed the benefit of being able to slip behind your defenseless opponent, unload a magazine into the back of their head, and then wait for the messy aftermath to play out in slow motion.

You didn't need to take that risk now. With both Golden Weapons glowing in your clenched fists, dodging something that even Sayaka would have had trouble avoiding felt like child's play. You even stopped in your tracks to watch the axe fall, watched the shadow of it fall over you as it descended. And at the last moment, as both Mami and Wendy screamed your name in concern - in perfect unison, only marred by the fact that they each shouted a different name - you simply took a single step aside.

The axe-blow SMASHES into the floor with the force of a bomb's detonation. Corpses that had lain in broken, boneless repose, corpses that you and your squad had strewn all over in the furious melee earlier are thrown up into the air, like dry leaves from a pile disturbed by a child's antics, only to burst against the shattered tiles as gravity once more pulls them back down.

The beast roars at this, clearly incensed that you had the temerity to deny it its victory, and makes to pull its axe free from the floor - only to blink as it sees you hop up onto the axe's haft and continue your mad charge from there. Running up the weapon itself, up its armor-plated arm, up, up, up--

[4/5]

>>37284355

And before sanity could stop you, you jump off of its shoulder armor, leaping right into its face - putting you at near point-blank range with its bullish features. Filling your nostrils with the humid stench of its corpse-stink breath and the animal stink of its sweat-soaked fur.

And right here, you can make a move that will decide how this fight will end.

What do you do?

[]Cut its eyes out.
[]Cut its throat.
[]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[X]Cut its throat.

>>37284381
[x]cut its throat
[x]shoot it
Overkill, but not -too- much. Gotta reign yourself in, Murderface.

>>37284381
[X]Cut its throat.
[X]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[]Shoot it.
"I ought to take your head off and shit down your neck, but I don't have the time for bullshit."

>>37284381
>[X]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[X] shoot it

>>37284381
>[X]Cut its throat.
>[X]Shoot it.

What's the point of dual wield if you don't do both?

>>37284381
>[x]Cut its throat.
>[x]Shoot its eyes.

>>37284381
[x]Cut its eyes out.
No need for it to bask in our glorious ascension.

>>37284381
[]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[]Cut its throat.
>[]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[]Cut its throat.
>[]Shoot it in the chest.
Might as well make sure it's down, but shooting it in the head and then cutting it off seems a waste.

>>37283765
he can be seen in #SWQ on rare occasion; I have no idea where else he lurks on #Rizon

>>37284381
>[x]Shoot it.
For old times' sake.

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>>37284381
>[X] Fucking split it in half

>>37284381
>[]Cut its throat.
>[]Shoot it.
Remove head, empty Golden Desert Eagle down neck.

>>37284473
Sayaka did that one already.

>>37284473
Sayaka is Sam, not us.

>>37284381
[x]Shoot it.

>>37284381
[X]Cut its throat.
[X]Lick Mami´s Soulgem
[X]Shoot it.

>>37284381
>[]Shoot it.
We are a Vindicare after all

>>37284381
>[x]Shoot it.
No words now, only bullets.

>>37284513
No, we're Warmaster

>>37284381
>[]Shoot it.

>>37284511
Bobdinosaur pls.

>>37284522
I wasn't aware the terms were exclusive.

>>37284381
>[x]Shoot it.

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>>37284381
[X]Shoot it's Eyes out
[X]Cut its throat.

Shoot from above, cut while falling. Use the speed you have!

>>37284511
[X]Cut its throat.
[X]Lick Mami´s Soulgem
[X]Lick Wendy's Soulgem
[X]Keep both Soulgems in your mouth
[X]Shoot it.

>>37284536
Neither did I.
And >>37284522, no you're not warmaster, you are an asshole

>>37284174
>Sweet Mami
Part 4 fucking when
If the trend of "Each part is progressively better than the last" continues, my dick will never rest.

>>37284381
>[x]Cut its throat.
blind things do blind rage, and since we're already up close shooting is sort of silly. Even though I still prefer the gun.

>>37284381
[X] Freeze time and have a threesome with Mami and Wendy.

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>>37284381
Filling in for Hat.

[X]Cut its throat.

MAXIMUM DPS

>>37284626
I was right here...

Y-you were talking to me...

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>>37284590
Forgot someone, there

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>>37284642
Right. My bad.

>>37284642
I thought you were Wendy.

>>37284669
Hat was already filling in for me!

...Have people forgotten vote banner shitposting so easily!?

>>37284657
She joins in after all three fucked each other into exhausting then ravages each one as the others watch knowing they are next.

>>37284642
>>37284661
Attarou is his own master now

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>>37284661
Attarou.

Got the go ahead.
We're posting "that" today.