>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37377232/

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You wake up, drowsy from a long yesterday. Your beard is all matted and you're smelly and junk. Gross.

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>>37465847
You peek your head out after getting dressed. It's a nice, misty morning. The campfire from the previous night is now just smoldering ashes.

>>37465789
Good to see you're continuing this OP, this is one the best drawquests I've seen.

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>>37465864
and look who it is! You're old friend Orc Brad. He sits by himself and waves at ya.

WHAT DO YOU DO, FUCKER

>>37465889
You're right next to water, aren't you? Group bath!

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>>37465898
Excellent! Let's wash off all that adventuring stink! You jump into the sea and start splashing around and giggling like an idiot with your best bud!

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>>37466071
...or not. Orc Brad stands at the shore uncomfortably.
>"Uhhh. I'm good"

Looks like group baths aren't in the cards.

>>37466071
now murder him. murder orc brad.

>>37466122
No way, we don't murder our bros.
>>37466091
Find out where moe skelly and tsun elf are.

>>37466122
No.
>>37466091
Fine, create bath buddy with song and handpuppets.

>>37466091
Ask Orc Brad how the others are doing.

>>37466091
Ask Orc Brad where is the rest of the party.

>>37466091
Where are the girls?

>>37466091
Sing while you bathe. Do it with grace.

Wait for the girls to arrive.

>>37466145
Yes. We must creat hand brad.

Aka had.

>>37466212
No, it would be called Brand.

>>37465889
"Brad, how is your tinkering coming along?"

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>>37466199
>>37466182
>>37466168
>>37466136
>"Oh, uhh. They went to go wash up in a pond they found. They were gonna do it here but..."

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>>37466322
>"...they didn't like the Saltwater-Leeches"

>>37466237
I was thinking that, but that could be a real name, and so it doesn't reflect the fact that s/he is, in fact, a hand.

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>>37466341
Whelp, that explains the lack of bath buddies. You shoot up, covered in little, writhing purple leeches.

WHAT DO NOW

>>37466341
Even skelegirl?

>>37466358
Clearly the solution is to watch them wash up. After we remove leech, of course.

>>37466322
"So, wait, you are the only one not washing up? No way I'm having that.

>>37466322
>>37466358
As soon as you pluck these leeches from my dick, we will meet the girls at the pond."

>>37466358
Sing a song to the leeches
They may be Brad leeches

>>37466363
>>37466386
Get Orc Brad to remove leeches from our naked body. Tenderly.

Act nonchalant about it when girls arrive.

>>37466469
>>37466386
Are you asking us to betray the love of B'raed? Shameful.

>>37466479
>Implying it's cheating if the name is Brad.

Hint: It's not.

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>>37466479
Agreed, Orc Brad is just a bro and Moe Skelly is a good friend. B'raed is only waifu-tier.

>>37466479
>>37466535
>implying true bros don't tenderly remove leeches from eachother

>>37466358

Throw leeches at orc Brad playfully

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>>37466565
>>37466469
>>37466386
You sit buttnaked and shamed as Orc Brad pulls the leeches of, each popping off with a painful "SCHLUP!"

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>>37466440
You pick up the last leech in a random fit of hope and sing a song to it. Perhaps it's name is Brad? Or whatever the leech equivalent is?

>>37466535

Nah, moe skelly true waifu

elf trap a shit

>>37466667
Don't hold it in. Moan a little.

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>>37466692
Oh... oh shit. Looks like it is. You seem to have a new friend!

Well, now you're deleeched and have another member to your party! What shall you do now?

>>37466692

look for the pounf to take a proper bath

>>37466645
What the fuck
>>37466700
Ur waifu a dead.

>>37466719
Kill it before it can screw you over. It's a literal leech, most likely a metaphorical one too.

>>37466700
Monogamy is a sin.

>>37466719
Give it to Orc Brad to carry. He has more blood. Just until we can make a home for it in Skelly's skull.

>>37466719

return it to the ocean before it dies!

>>37466719
Head to the pond, to wash properly and peep skelly and B'raed.
>>37466737
It's a bradbro, and likely not a smart one, so it will do what we tell it.

>>37466719
We must find it and instrument. It shall play... the enemy!

>>37466719
I hope we can get our boy a radical power suit. Earthworm Jim-esque.

>>37466769
>A tiny instrument for the leech
ohmygod

>>37466719

It needs a host to attach to in order to feed and live.

graciously offer B'raed as a home for leech-bro.

>>37466832
No! Orc Brad is bigger therefore he has the most blood!

>>37466832
Agreeing with >>37466855.
You know how elves are, rail-thin.

>>37466878
Let's give it to skelly, I think her empty skull would prove most comfortable for our squishy friend

>>37466878

But Orc blood is basically mud, leech-bro needs more high-class cuisine.

>>37466832

Agreed put the leach on B'raed.

while the elf is bathing hide the little guy on the discarted clothes

>>37466925

No food man, that's just cruel

>>37466932
Leeches are hardly picky. Do you want Leechbro to die of starvation and B'raed to die of exsanguination?
>>37466925
Not sure if this will work, but it's worth a try.

>>37466932
Racist.

>>37466754
>>37466965
>>37466925
If we put it in Skelly's nasal cavity, it could hang out and pretend to be a droopy purple nose.

>>37467006
Yeah, and we could fill the cranium with tasty, healthy bits of carrion. Yum!

>>37467046
>>37467006

Man, that's just gross and not moe at all

>>37466719
Put it on elf brad less blood means maybe a certain part of "her" anatomy will shrivel up and fall off.

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>>37467046

So Skelly would slowly become a flesh golem..?

>>37467063
If you think leeches and carrion will make her less moe, you can get right out now. Moe Skelly is an elemental being of moeness.

>>37467105
That's, uh, that's not really how it works anon.

>>37467105
>>37467133

If anything, Leechbro would see it as competition for food

>>37467105
We don't want that. Don't be cruel.

>>37467111
>Skelly could be more anatomically complete.
>Yes, I am implying.

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>>37466754
>>37466761
You hand Leech-Brad to Orc-Brad and set off into the forest on the search for bathable waters!

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>>37467198
>>37467111
>wanting skelly to not be a skelly
>>37467105
>wanting trap elf to not be a trap

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>>37467229
Suddenly the sound of splashing water catches your ear!

What do??

>>37467229
Orc Brad still hasn't told us how his tinkering is coming along.

We should do some crunches in the near future.

>>37467252
Investigate Sneakily

>>37467252
Peep.

>>37467252
Stealthy observance.

>>37467281
>>37467287
Check Orc Brad's level of interest in the female form (sorta).

>>37467252
Roll to investigate!

>>37467313
Don't ask, don't tell.

>>37467252
Probably a terrasque, nothing to worry about.

>>37467313

This, but take extra care to ensure we sure we don't grab his junk like we did with B'raed

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>>37467281
>>37467287
>>37467305
>>37467333
You peer through some underbrush and find a lovely pond!
(trust me, it's lovely)

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>>37467364
And who is chilling at the end of the pond other than our friends B'raed and the skeleton?

What do, my peeping tom friend?

>>37467364

Bathe!

run up to it and do a cannonball (we are already naked)

>>37467350
Party pooper.

>>37467394
Sweat profusely and conceal the tent.

>>37467394
Do skeletons have hair?
Anyhow, we must observe carefully, and take notes with our dick.

>>37467394
Enjoy the view

>>37467394
observe

>>37467394
Cannonbaaaaaaaalllll
Hopefully so hard the water rises and we get to see the trap

>>37467394
She doesn't have hair.

Still looks very cute. Look how happy she is.

Check Orc Brad. How does he feel about this?

>>37467394
Write a song about it, dummy!

>>37467476
Would work better if Orc Brad did it.

>>37467394

Cannonball

>>37467394
Try to get a view of trap elf's dong

>>37467394
"Hey thanks for the warning about the saltwater leeches!"

>>37467394
Do Nothing, just keep watching.
We might finally learn the true identity of trap-elf

>>37467394
Come on, you two. Shampooing in the pond? Industrial-strength bone shampoo is gonna pollute the place for years!

>>37467394
>>37467581
This!

>>37467617
>1 minute apart
Subtle.

>>37467394
Back up and cannon ball into it then act like you just noticed them and apologize profusely.

>>37467687
Make Orc Brad cannonball with you for bigger splash.

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>>37467650
Doesn't really matter, but I still feel compelled to defend my honor.

No, my other honor.

>>37467394
Just keep peepin'

>>37467650
>thinking i'm samefaging
Kek

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>>37467703
>(You)
You forgot to photoshop it out, dumbass.

>>37467735
I lol'd.

>>37467703
>>37467703
Wait, was this supposed to prove you WEREN'T samefagging?

>>37467735
>>37467703 is the guy who suggested it, I'm the guy who said this.

>>37467735
Commodore pls. If both posts were me the second (You) would've been on the >>37467650 post.

Also you were only the second-best Titan pilot.

>>37467762
>>37467768
I've got no clue how people still don't know how this works.

>>37467795
I know, right?

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>>37467404
>>37467443
>>37467444
>>37467451
>>37467463
>>37467476
>>37467482
>>37467483
>>37467540
>>37467555
>>37467560
>>37467561
Before you're able to even fully take in the scene, you notice that something catches B'raed's attention!

>>37467795
>>37467768
>>37467735
Stop shitting up the thread and fuck off for a few minutes, important shit's happening!

>>37467814
quick cannonball like you were always going to!

>>37467795
>Second best Titan pilot
>not first
I bet you thought Taysir was best.

That said, less funny now that I see the "This" wasn't the guy posting.

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>>37467814
She quickly turns around and you actually see what caught their attention!

>>37467825
Wait for OP to ask 'What Do?'
>>37467850
Pay attention, moe skelly!

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>>37467850
Two goblins stand heaving and muttering at the bank of the pond!
This is especially bizarre because goblins are never ever seen this far north!

They might be hostile! They might be friendly! They might be peeping, just like you!

WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU DO?!

>>37467850
Quick, sing a song that will may turn those goblins on each other. In a sexy way.

>>37467880
>Shout PENIS! and point at the naked goblin

>>37467880

Cannonball, aim to get the goblins a wet as possible

>>37467880
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE

This is my chance to impress the ladies! I must spring to action. Grab nearest object and hurl at goblins!

>>37467880
Too late for peepin' or cannonballs now. Let's sing a song of friendship!

>>37467850
First things first; casually give them a thumbs-up from across the way in peepers' solidarity.

>>37467880
Wait and see what happens we might see elf's crotch if she moves
If hostile then sing to catch attention

>>37467880

DO NOT GET INVOLVED!!!

or else they will know we were looking

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>>37467895

>get the goblins a wet as possible

>>37467917

This for science purposes

Sing to control Elf Brad!

Make her throw shampoo on the goblins' eyes!

>>37467955
>singing to control our bro
No. Disrespectful.
>>37467903
>>37467897
This sounds good.

Quick! Throw Leech-Brad at the naked goblin's penis!

>>37467880
Sing too buff the brads and make the goblins flee!

>>37467955
>>37467982
I still think we should use the shampoo on the goblin's eyes.

Nervous breakdown! The pressure is too much! Fetal position, GO!

BRB GUISE
Dinner time
vote for best answer, theres a lot of em.

>>37467923
>>37467995
I can dig it.

I vote shampoo.

Failing that, I vote leech. The one on the left seems malnourished. Probably anemic.

>>37468021
I can't help but think it wouldn't need to get in their eyes.

If the goblins are stereotypically gobliny, we could probably fend them off with the prospect of getting clean.

>>37467830
also it was Bo Levar. Dude's story was kind of sad.

>>37467880
>Canonball!

>>37468036
Alright, seems like the options are:
>throw shampoo at them
>throw the leech at them
>throw itemss at them
>sing a song (of seduction)
>sing a song (of friendship)
>sing a song (of sixpence)
>do nothing (just watch)
>do nothing (nervous breakdown)
>do nothing (give thumbs up)
>cannonball

>>37468104
thanks for this, anon!

>>37467995
Voting to throw leech-brad.

>>37468104
>do nothing (just watch)
If it goes bad
>sing a song (of friendship)

>>37468104

Voting

>throw the leech at them

>>37468104
I'm of the Leech-Brad persuasion too.

>>37468104
>sing a song (of friendship)

Leech Brad best not die OR I SWEAR TO BRAD

I will cast my vote upon the up of thumbs!!

>>37468104
Of these, I suggested the thumbs up bit, but never intended it to be the entire action. I'd be happy with either cannonball, leech, or action-heroey leechtoss-cannonball combination attack.

Shampoo on the fat goblin.

Leech on the skinny goblin.

>>37468104
Cannonball + throw leech brad nad shampoo

>>37468169
We need Brad-Armour

>>37468104
>do nothing (just watch)

>>37468301
"nad"?

>>37468785
and obviously

>>37468785
That would be an 'and', anon. I assume.

>>37468785
Think he means "and"

>>37468785
>>37468802
>>37468811
>>37468813
Nah, it's obviously that he wants to censor the stocky goblin's bits with a tasteful mound of suds.

>>37468802
>>37468811
>>37468813
ty

I thought it was something sexual.

>>37468841
"Leech-brad brand nad shampoo - It'll clean the blood right out!"

>>37468868
Thank you. That made me laugh.

>>37467880
>goblins are never ever seen this far north!

They are fleeing something...

>>37468960
And they'll learn to flee the BradBard!

>>37468960
Or just expanding. Or on vacation. Or they got lost.

Common OP you can make it

>>37469306
Can't an anon dine with it's family in peace?

>>37469357
NEVER!

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>>37468122
>>37468145
>>37468154
>>37468169
>>37468200
>>37468301
You burst from the underbrush with a triumphant sound of "CANONBALL!"
At the same time, you launch Leech-Brad into the air!

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>>37469463
You hit the water with a perfect "SPLOOSH", Leech-Brad sailing through the air! Everyone is astonished!

>>37469463
OH SHIT IT'S ON

>>37469492
GO LEECHBRAD GO

>>37469492
Scrub some shampoo off Skelly! Throw it on the fatty's eyes!

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>>37469492
Leech-Brad ends up flying over the entire pond, writhing in the breeze, and ends up...

>>37469518
too much tension oh shit

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>>37469518
...hitting it's target.

SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
WHAT DO YOU DO?!

>>37469512
>>37469545
Throw shampoo on the skinny one's eyes instead.

>>37469545
High Five with Orcbrad

>>37469545
Emerge gracefully from the water singing the traditional song of Braddish War, making all the Brads hungry for BLOOD

>>37469545
thatismyfetish.png

>>37469569
I concur. MAKE IT HURT.

>>37469545
FUS RO DAH! the unleeched one.

>>37469545
YOOOOOOOOO

Rather than coming to the surface, sneakily swim beneath the surface of the pond and make our way over to wherever the shampoo bottle is on the shore. We've gotta keep the element of surprise.

>>37469545
Swim under water to see elf's manliness

>>37469652
Do we even know where the shampoo is? Can't we get some from Skelly or maybe even Elf Brad. I bet they'll blush hotly.

>>37469545
Stay underwater and peek at our companions

>>37469699
>>37469685
>>37469652
Vote for peeking mid-combat. At least a glance.

>>37469545
ouch.

>>37469545
Leech-brad is such a cum-guzzling slut. Look at him go.

>>37469774
op here
laughed pretty hard at that

>>37469693
I figured it'd be on the bank closest to our companions, since that's the most obvious place for them to have put it down.

Going right to the source is reasonable as well, I guess.

>>37469774
what are the chances they were magical goblin spirits and leech bro will evolve to something?

>>37469774
dayum son, its true

>>37469726
Thirding/Fourthing

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>>37469726
>>37469699
You're underwater! Above, you hear the screams of anguish from the goblins as they try to remove your new friend from the goblin's pecker

>>37470095
Open your eyes to see your friends' naughty bits

>>37470111
Second.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>37470095
Bald bearded men shouldn't be this cute.

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>>37470095
>>37470111
You decide to stay a second underwater! The 'girls' will be distracted, allowing you to finally discover the true identity of the Elf! You open your eyes and immediately see B'raed's...

>>37470144
BUTT

>>37470144
inb4 asshole

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>>37470144
Angry face as they peer furiously into your eyes.

Looks like they're a bit faster than you, and a bit more witty.

You're in hot water, pal. What do you do?

>>37470144
Disgusting elvish feet.

>>37470174
What about the moeleton? Dat pelvis tho

>>37470174
>Tactically shit pants

>>37470174
Shampoo to the eyes

>>37470174
Pretend you were just reaching for the shampoo, duh.

>>37470174
ABORT. RESURFACE FOR OXYGEN. FIRE TORPEDOES AND PLUG THE LEAKS, THEY'RE DROPPING DEPTH CHARGES.

>>37470174
>Pretend we were just swimming.
Failing that
>kiss de gurl

>>37470212
Seconding

>release Fecal Flare and attack the goblins in the resulting confusion

>>37470239
I agree with this, kiss de gurl if all else fails.

>>37470214
The goblin's eyes.

>>37470174
Tactical retreat

>>37470174
Quicky explain (with sign language) devious battle tactics against goblins (tossing shampoo in their eyes and murder hoboing them). And hope she thinks this was actually all calculated part in your plan.

>>37470320
>murder hoboing
Easy now. Le's capture them, question them and see where it goes from there.

>>37470174
pretend you are training underwater singing for mermen and mermaids.

>>37470209

yup, pelvis peer

>>37470174
Wave like we're totally surprised to see B'raed here. You're a bard, baby. Sell it.

>>37470221
>>37470320
Then do some pantomime so we can get on the same page vis a vis goblin tactics.

In retrospect, if your power is the power of song, going underwater is probably not the best idea.

>>37470174
>>37470239
>>37470270
Thirding 'kiss de gurl'

>>37470373
I also agree, kiss de gurl plan is go?

>>37470373
No!

Save that for later. Pretend you are drowning so she'll do CPR.

>>37470406
Operation Kiss De Gurl/Boy. Me like.

>>37470373

not the time man, like literally

>>37470425
>>37470417
There's no time like the present. It's a moment of emotion and confusion, and if we don't press our chance now we may never get another. Besides, she's already wet.

>>37470417
orc brad will gladly do that though.

>>37470174
saved

>>37470174
supporting pantomime >>37470367

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>>37470174
Kiss de girl! because I love that song

>>37470239
>>37470270
>>37470373
>>37470406
>>37470422
Going with this
To get punched in the face one more time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

>>37470270
Agreed.

>>37470560
Lolled so hard. Ok. What the heck. Lets go with this

>>37470367
>>37470320
>>37470221
>>37470487
Supporting this plan. Feels solid.

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>>37470209
>>37470361
started drawing before the majority vote for kiss the girl lol WHOOPS

Your heart is racing. B'raed seems to be staring into your very soul. You do the last thing you can think of....

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>>37470712
...you sneak a peak over at the Skeleton

>>37470712
eh don't sweat it.

hehehehe

I'll be here all night.

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>>37470739
You pervert

>>37470739
Dude. Disrespectful.

Aaaaaaand you see it all the time.

>>37470712
You can rectify this OP. Kiss de gurl.

>>37470739
she knows the bard is watching isn't she?

>>37470712
you know, in a situation where I have to think fast, I usually do the first thing I think of.

>>37470739
Dude
Like dude
High five duuuuuud we gon shatter that tonight

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>>37470762
You're immediately jerked out of the water by B'raed who is fuming.

>"WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING"
She demands

Tears are welling up in your eyes. WHAT DO??

>>37470825
KISS DE GURL

>>37470825
Lie. For god's sake. Lie.

You just w-w-wanted s-shampooo-ooo-ooo.

pls

>>37470825
>"TRYING NOT TO BE MURDERED BY A PRETTY GIRL!"

>>37470825
KISS DE GURL INDEED, YES!

>>37470825
>GRAB CROTCH
OR
>KISS HER

>>37470825
SING MOTHAFUCKA SING FOR YOUR LIFE AND SCHLONG

>>37470825
We must kiss de gurl! Even if we're not under da sea!

>>37470825
You know what we need to do!
Kiss de girl!

>>37470856
>>37470834
>>37470864
You are in front of Skelly and fighting goblins.

You will hurt her feelings and endanger us all.

>>37470825
trying to rescue both of you from those goblins!

>>37470834
This.

kiss skelungton


plz

>>37470825
Lies. Damned Lies. Statistics.

>>37470894
Skelly is a good friend, and the goblins don't really seem to be attacking. Kiss de gurl!

>>37470940
You know Skelly wubs u, don't you, anon?

>>37470825
Point at the goblins (hope that there is huge commotion or two dead goblins or lord something to distract one very murderous elf)

>>37470825
1.Trying to get clean
2. covering the goblin's junk because no one want to see you naked, dude
3. Trying to find out if you're a boy or girl

>>37470825
Defending my friends and peaking at the skeleton? I can multitask.

>>37470954
Or skelly just blushes a lot. Hard to say. Besides, who said we would have just one waifu?

WE MUST KISS SOMEONE
SHALL IT BE SKELLI OR ELF BRAD

>>37470992
KISS B'RAED

>>37470992
The goblins.

>>37470992
orc brad

>>37470992
Skelli!

Settle down shippers. All caps don't make your posts easier on the eyes.

>>37470992
Our ass goodbye!

>>37470992
LEECH BRO FOR LIFE

>>37470992
Elf Brad!
>>37471048
This >>37470992, I believe, is OP, who should really get a trip or something.

>>37471073
Seriously.
and a twitter

>>37470992
Kiss de elf gurl
>>37471100
He's got a twitter, in fact.https://twitter.com/QuestQuestLog

>>37471073
>Green text is for emphasis.
>ALL CAPS is shouting.

>>37471124
thank you! now I can be sure I wont miss one!

>>37471124
Cool, tweetstuff!

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>>37470864
>>37470856
>>37470834
In one final effort, you attempt to kiss B'raed. However, with their grip on your beard, you're only able to make a kissy face.

A very sexy kissy face...

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>>37471391
Which B'raed responds to by punching your face into mush.

Your bruises from the previous days have barely healed and this hurts like a motherfucker.
You kinda had it comin, man.

EVERYONE IS WATCHING THIS TRAVESTY, WHAT DO?

>>37471460
>Keep getting punched in the face, this is my fetish.

>>37471460
GRAB CROTCH WHILE BEING PUNCHED

>>37471460
The only thing we can do, apologize profusely and confess our love to B'raed.

>>37471460
fade to unconsciousness.

I'm sure everything will be better next week.

>>37471460
Emerge and shout

>HOLY SHIT, THE LEECHES WERE LACED WITH FANTASY-PEYOTE WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING ME B'RAED

>>37471460
sigh and take punishment

>>37471460
Seconding >>37471501.
It's rough love, but love it is.

>>37471460
B'raed confirmed tsundere

>>37471460
>>37471527
This

>>37471460
Take it like a man. WHAT KIND OF BRADBARD CAN'T TAKE A FEW PUNCHES!?

>>37471460
Wonder what the orcs are doing having found themselves in this situation. I hope they haven't run away with Leechbrad still attached to their nethers

>>37471460
Changing >>37471486 to back >>37471527

>>37471593
goblins, not orcs

>>37471460
>WHAT DO?
Touch the butt. Is it soft?

>>37471460
The hell were you expecting, people?

>>37471578
Dude, that was a reasonable response.

Sigh. Can we at least look at the goblins?

>>37471527
No one would fall for that, silly. They were the ones who knew about the leeches to begin with.
>>37471460
Since kissing isn't going to happen, apologizing may help seal the divide.

>>37471634
Touch soft butts

>>37471635
Found the skelly puritan.

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>>37471590
>>37471533
>>37471512
Your face on fire and lungs filling with water, you start to slip...

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>>37471667
...and black out.

>>37471667
Grab for something to latch onto to prevent yourself from drowning.
Something being >dat fine elf ass.

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>>37471685
We reap what we sow.

>>37471685
immediately sing this after waking up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

>>37471767
I'll back this

>>37471767
Thirding

>>37471767
got my vote

>>37471685
Wake up and try to sing this through our broken teeth and swollen mouth

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>>37471767
Sounds good to me.
>>37471863
The only bard who can't sing beautifully is a dead one. And even that's debatable.

>>37471881
that's an undead bard, not a dead bard.

>>37471894
That's the point.

>>37471913
I don't get it.

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>>37471685
You fade back into consciousness to find your party crowded around you.

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>>37472338
>"Mornin' boss!"
Orc-Brad says relieved

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>>37472356
>>37471767
>"AND WHAT A LOVELY MORNIN'"
You exclaim, shooting up, every bone in your body hurting.

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>>37472378
You pull in the Skeleton close, your pure voice ringing out and spreading cheer all around!

>>37472378
making the bard gods proud!

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>>37472401
And suddenly you cough out all the blood that was stuck in your lungs from your beating, all of it splashing onto the Skeleton's face

Yikes. What's your next move?

>>37472378
>Brain damage

>>37472423
.be embarrassed and wipe your blood of the skeleton

>>37472423
Apologize profusely and pass back out.

>>37472423
give thanks to orc brad for dressing you and inquire about leech bro.

>>37472423
Clean it off her and apologize! Disgusting, dude!

>>37472423
>>37472378
>>37472356
WAIT WHERE IS LEECH BRAD

>>37472450
>>37472456
Do it like you would a child, where you hold her cheek and wipe with your thumb

>>37472423
Clean skelly, apologize to her and to Elf Brad, seek medical attention.

>>37472423
> Apologize
> Clean up

>>37472423
apologize, this is the first time it came off prematurely.

i swear.

>>37472423
These two
>>37472493
>>37472490

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>>37472500
>>37472493
You apologize profusely and wipe off your mucus and blood from the Skeleton's skull.

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>>37472468
>>37472454
You look around nervously, noticing your missing party member. You inquire about Leech-Brad, your new friend.

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>>37472831
>"Well..."
He says, a bit of sombre in his voice

>>37472857
Say it ain't so!

>>37472857
NOOOOOO

>>37472857
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>37472857
They lead you to the space of ground that the goblins appeared.
>"We found him like this."
Orc-Brad says
On the ground is a crushed Leech-Brad, tiny coughs coming from him.
>"He did a number on the goblin. Theres a trail of blood leading into the forest where they retreated."
Orc-Brad says quietly.

>>37472901
Song of Brad healing also feed him.

>>37472901
SING! SING THE HEALING SONG FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH! If that fails, then sing him peacefully to sleep, so he may die listening to your beautiful voice.

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>>37472901
REVENGE!

>>37472901
Poor skank could only suck so much dick.

>>37472901
RIP leech brad chapter 3 - chapter 3

>>37472901
>trail of blood
Follow it. We will avenge leech-brad.