>>37552347
You and Nina eye the chest with greed, but also suspicion. On one hand, just what is a horde like that doing out here? But on the other, you do enjoy the sight of Trid getting his kicks from the treasure, what with his misfortune fucking him over all the time.

>MINE, MINE, MINE!
>'ey, yer don't nu wha that's been.
>Silly dhampir, kicks are for Trids!
>Write-in

Do we need money anymore, it being the end of the world and all?

>>37552485
>'ey, yer don't nu wha that's been.
be careful

>>37552485
>'ey, yer don't nu wha that's been

>>37552485
>'ey, yer don't nu wha that's been.

This is too weird. "Trid, put that down, you don't know where that's been."

"Wha?" he grunts mid-reach for a bangle. The chest clamps shut hard, but luckily for Trid, a spike pierced through his hand rather than his arm.

"Oh, jeez!" the goblin boy groans in despair.

Nina backs away from the chest towards the woods (well, you're all in the woods, but you get the idea).

Your friend is getting gnawed on by some weird mimicry of a treasure chest.

>What do?

>>37553109
Beat the mimic's nonexistent ass what else?

>>37553109
Bash the chest open, of course.

>>37553109
Attack the mimic. Have Nina shoot it with her wrist rocket too.

You swing your claymore down at the chest, burying it in the old wood with a THUNK.

Hmmm, it doesn't seem like it did anything. In fact, it seems like it's biting down on Trid a little harder.
"Ohhh , is féidir leat sruthán i thine ifrinn!" he cries out in frustration.

You jerk the blade from the mimic, and call out to your retreating cum receptacle, "Nina, can you help me out here? See if you can take it out with your slingshot."

You stab your sword into the slight gap to see if you can pry the creature's mouth open. As you put some weight on your makeshift lever, pain erupts in your side!

That bitch shot you! Also, she's run off.

You pull the bullet out of your side, and curse the bitch out like your mom does, did whenever she was playing a tough videogame.

You hear a slight "skreeee!" from the creature below you, and notice that Trideag is muttering something while wiggling the fingers on his free hand.

>Try to see if anything happens when you hit with your sword again. (Roll 1d20, worst of three)
>Wait to see what Trid's doing.
>Chase after that bitch.
>Write-in

>>37554068
>Wait to see what Trid's doing.

and throw something hard enough at her to draw blood, we can track her with it later.

>>37554068
>Wait to see what Trid's doing

>>37554068
>Chase after that bitch.

>>37554068
>Chase after that bitch.
Trid can handle himself

Rolled 1 (1d2)

You rub some spit into your wound, and already you can feel the pain lessening. Rather than futilely stab your sword into the mimic again or chase after the fleeing bitch, you keep up your leverage and observe what your friend is up to.

He closes his eyes, and mutters something under his breath. You think you hear him say something like, "narharrkajahannam..."

And to your surprise, it gets really hot all of a sudden. The Mimic cries as something starts glowing within its spiky, shiny maw, and opens its mouth with a shriek! You see your friend retract his wounded hand from the beast, and when he does that, you can see flames trailing from his fingernails. He whispers the mantra again, and from his uninjured hand, a fireball spews forth at the creature!

The mimic screeches metallically at the two of you as it leaps backwards. It unveils it's long, coin-drooling tongue and sharp teeth and lets out a jingling SCREECH!

The Mimic scoots forward as its tongue whips this way and that.

Ash Actions:
>Hit it with your sword
>Chase after Nina
>Write-in

Trid Actions:
>Fireballs!
>Write-in

>>37558101
>Write-in
Grab tongue toss into tree

>Fireballs!

>>37558101
>Chase after Nina
Gotta get our bitch back
>Fireballs!

>>37558101
>Ash
Chase Nina.
>Trid
Fireball Nina.

Man, I hope I don't have to write another boring face-rape scene!

>>37558204
>>37558441
GODDAMNIT.

>>37558510
Why the face and not some other part...

>>37558510
Nah. I say we just beat her to a pulp this time. Ash can heal her up afterwards anyway.

>>37558554
>>37558566
Holy shit, rapists and abusers play this quest?

>>37558660
Whatever. "Write what the people want" and all that.

>>37558734
You can gloss over it if you want, I just wanna make sure she knows her damn place.

Are you a different person using the same name or something?

Bump

Rebump

Just let it fall off the board anon.

>>37558101
"Trideag, you got this?" you ask as you make after Nina.

"Aye," you hear, followed by a scorch and a screech before you dash off into the woods.

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Up ahead you spot the blah blah blah, you eventually catch up to her after she shoots you again, you punch her in the face, bruise her, and angrily face-fuck her and then kiss it better with your dhampir powers.

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After you carry the unconscious Nina back to where Trid and the Mimic are, you are surprised to see him joyously thrusting his dick in and out of a... golden statue of a little girl surrounded by a puddle of gold. Its long pink tongue is lolling out.

Trideag smiles up at you and says, "Oh, hi! I melted her down, and she took this shape before she solidified. Now she can't move!"

"Neat," you say.

>Join in (fuck Trideag)
>Join in (fuck tongue)

>What should you do with the statue girl?

I'm going to bed.

>>37562854
aaaaaaaaaaggghhhhh

>>37562854
>What should you do with the statue girl?
Attach straps to it and wear it as a rucksack

>>37562854
Well this is pretty shit. Hopefully Ninnius or someone comes along to take over before too long.

>>37562854
>What should you do with the statue girl?
Use our sword to separate her joints so she can move.

>>37562938
Ninnius is working on something. I'll be back on in like, seven hours.

>>37562854

>What should you do with the statue girl?
Break one of her feet and leave it that way. At least for a little while.

>>37563018
I meant do this to Nina. Not statue girl. Don't much care what we do with her.

>>37562938
why don't you take over, you've sound like you got gumption

>>37562854
Fuck statue girl as well.

>>37563115
Statue girl's so hot.

>>37563155
Literally.