>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.
Dick move, Coalition, dick move.

>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.

>>37578607
>Other
>It isn't your problem, but it might be eventually, which kind of bothered you.

>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.
Something is up...

>>37578607
>>It kind of bothered you, actually.

>>37578607
>>It kind of bothered you, actually.

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>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.
It rustled Karla's jimmies, oh yes it did.

Should I still call this best night of the week...?

So guys, Flanker or Eagle, and which variants should we aim for?

Personally I would be happy with either, though I think I like the Flanker a bit more because muh Terminator, but an Eagle a fine too, though it would clash when we go to parties with our squadmates.

>>37578607
>>It kind of bothered you, actually.

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>>37578684
I say go with the SU series. We need more AC protags with Russian stuff. Not to mention if we get a SU-34, we get a toilet and a galley as well as room to move and lie down!

>>37578684
I'm with you on dat 37 but either is fine

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>>37578684
Bro, dick move.

Don't stoke the fires this early in the thread man.

>>37578706
I'm tempted to get a Fullback later on when we are married to Jaeger, just so we can fly around together.

>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.

This is what led to Belka being what it is today.

>>37578684
either is fine.
I believe /tg/ can discuss this with civil tone and absolutely with no name-calling at all.

>>37578684
For me it depends on how each plane is, their stats and pros and cons over each other, hopefully Merc will actually give us access to that stuff when we inquire about getting our new plane.

It fucks fat dicks to just be buying blind.

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>>37578706
Identify yourself! Otherwise I'll sic big O on you.

Are you Pixel, Mudhen, or some new drawfiend?

>>37578759
None, just throwing out a concept idea that couldn't get out of my head. I actually did all of this on Microsoft Word 2013....

Anyways, the cards on the back are supposed to have either suits or our flight's individual emblems.

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>>37578607
>>It kind of bothered you, actually.

>>37578607
>It kind of bothered you, actually.

>>37578684
Honestly? Terminator's a good one to pick.
SU-47 STRONK

>>37578607
>And it isn't yours, either.
We're a mercenary, and people will always kill each other.

>>37578607
>>And it isn't yours, either.
>>37578684
Su-27 A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>37578824
>SU-47 STRONK
You mean the 37? because the Berkut is a flaming piece of shit, and at that tier we would be saving up for glorious Widow-chan

>>37578607
I read through the archives this week and ACQ is great, thanks mercy.

And Karla is the best.

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>>37578759
>>37578774
But if anything, I'm just a phony who just discovered how to modify images on Word '13 less than a day ago.

>>37578684
Flanker for sure.

Dat eventual SU-37.

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>>37578774
This looks cool man.


To bad pixelfag wont be around today. I bet he'll like it.

Also, good work getting it done in Word. The four separate suits are a nice touch.

>KAMEN RIDER BLADE INTENSIFIES

>>37578741
>This is what led to Belka being what it is today.
No, if anything, it was a desire to mess in the internal affairs of neighbors that led to it. Staying out of neighbors' business would have kept Belka from starting wars.

>>37578851
It's a joke. Terminator's best for us.

Hypothetically speaking, let's say Belka calls and Karla answers.

But how the hell do we break the news to her mom?

It's one thing to tell her that Karla secretly was a merc for the past few months and thrown into some pretty life threatening situations (i.e. Solo Wing Incident, Nimbus, etc.). However it's another thing to tell her that Karla's now fighting for Belka, under the government that her mother doesn't trust even after the Belkan War ended.

>>37578868
See >>37578875 bro.

And will you continue to throw other ideas in the pile?

>>37578875
>To bad pixelfag wont be around today
Something is up?

>>37578915
I don't want to answer. I want to go full Pixy.

>>37578915
>and Karla answers.
Except she won't.

>>37578919
Probably, but we'll see what happens.

>>37578915
She would be like "Hey mom, take uncle and get out of Belka because I'm about to blow up the capital."

>>37578944
She probably won't, but if the world goes crazy and somebody invades Belka first for a change I imagine she might

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>>37578933
I think he's got family commitments to take to, or something.

He said as such in the #swq channel.

>>37578950
Looking forward to it! Always good to see more drawfiends with great ideas.

>>37578684
I'm voting for the Flanker over the eagle, especially since we don't particularly like the people who flew them. But I want to know how much a Super Flanker would cost.

>>37579040
I don't think Karla hates Cipher, she was too young for that. Maybe a little disdain for making her country lose but she probably admires the hell out of his piloting ability.

>>37579101
But still Dad flew a Flanker. We should add a small patch of orange and black tiger stripe onto the Valkyrie pattern, or a single tiger stripe feather within the pattern.

>>37579040
But Karla has already made her disdain of Yuke designs known in-character.

>>37579144
Fuck yes.

>>37579157
When?

>>37579144
Nah that's dads. We should be unique. Paint jobs I mean. I'm down for a Flanker to get a 37

>>37579157
>mig a shit therefore SU a shit too
she made her disdains about a specific plane with Yuke origins known, and there is a massive difference between their gen 1 and 2 plans and their gen 4 planes.

and her father flew a Flanker, that has to mean something to her

>>37579167
He meant we should have like a single feather of our Valkyrie paint job painted like dad's camo, as a tribute to him.

>>37579144
>>37579176
In other hand, she only know recently that her pops flew flanker so she might have no particular feeling for flankers.

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>>37578607
It kind of bothered you, actually. You couldn't help but feel that you left a job half finished. Not only were the two nations still fighting pointlessly, but all those refugees were still trapped in the DMZ, unable to return home.

You kind of know what it's like to be cut off from your home, and you wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Regardless, there wasn't much you could do about it now. You were just a simple mercenary that was part of a PMC.Not like you could fly off there on your own and end the war by yourself, right? That was just freaking silly.

Well, you might as well start figuring out what to do for the day. There currently weren't any active missions so you were kind of free to do what you wanted today.

>Go hang out with your squadron.
>See if Samantha has any important news.
>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.
>Go tease Jager a bit.
>Check out the shop
>Other

Just saw newest gundam build fighters try and one of the enemies used Trans-Am.

Can Yuu's Lightning out speed Jack's Jester even in Trans-Am?

>>37579209
>>Check out the shop
new plane get

>>37579197
Exactly. She's more open to having a Flanker, because there's no opinion.

>>37579209
>>Go tease Jager a bit.

>>37579209
>>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.
See how they're doing.

>>37579209
>Go hang out with your squadron.
>Go tease Jager a bit.
In that order.

>>37579209
>>Go hang out with your squadron.

>>37579209
>>Go tease Jager a bit.
Priorities!

>>37579209
>>Go tease Jager a bit.

>>37579209
>>Go tease Jager a bit.
Oh hell.

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>>37579209
>Go tease Jager a bit.
Jager needs his daily dose of Karla-troll.


>>37579211
Nah, he'd probably need some
>Absorb Queen: Fusion Jack
level of power to keep up.

>>37579209
>Go tease Jager a bit.
Jaeger route progression a go!

>>37579209
>>Check out the shop
Gotta get dat Flanker.

>>37579209
>>Go tease Jager a bit.

>>37579209
>Mom and Uncle

>>37579209
>Go tease Jager a bit.
>Go hang out with your squadron.

>>37579209
>See if Samantha has any important news.
See where we might be going next so we can prepare.

>>37579209
>Check out the shop

>>37579253
We have 27300 at the moment. The Flanker costs 30k. Are we going to trade in our current plane?

>>37579341
Yep.

>>37579209
>Go tease Jager a bit

>>37579341
yep, we're trading up

>>37579341
Wait another mission, I think. The F-16 is too sexy to give away.

>>37579363
Plus the stock Flanker, being an air superiority fighter, is gonna be mediocre at best when dealing with ground targets until we upgrade it into a Strike Flanker or whatever, and that's gonna cost a LOT.

>>37579363
>>37579393
>>37579341
Not to mention that it's always nice to have a Back Up plane just in case something happens.

So about our plans to buy a Biafra Baby

>>37579412
>just in case something happens.
Like our base is under surprise attack and some rookie thinks its time to shine.

But i don't object if we keep Falcon if we upgrade into Flanker.

>>37579444
it will be a wedding present to us when we get hitched to Jaeger

>>37579444
We could probably buy it for less than a starter plane. Hell, it would probably cost less than a Korean War era jet.

>>37579444
Leave it to Jager, one of this day he'll loot one for us.

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>>37579474
>>37579469
>>37579461
I'm glad you guys respect the awesomeness that is THAT plane.

>>37579474
I kind of want to get a Caribou to be our mobile home with Jager

>>37579451
Archer, go home. Your brother's back, and mom's waiting.

>>37579497
>>37579474
>inb4 Jager, in a Biafra Baby, takes out the final SUPERWEAPON with an unguided rocket salvo, and essentially saves the day

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>>37579539
10/10 would Carl Gustav von Rosen again

>>37579539
inb4 Karla pull kamikaze on enemy superweapon and ejected, only to find her parachute is not deploying
inb4 Jager comes with Biafra Baby and caught Karla with its wing

>>37579596
>implying Lara didn't do it
Do you even continuity?

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>>37579573
There was a witch based off of him but no known official art, fanart on the other hand...

>>37579623
Shamrock was doing high-risk recon, not a kamikaze attack.

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>>37579209
Well, it's been a while since you've seen Jager. Perhaps it's time to go pester him for a bit! The first place you check is the training grounds, but you just see regular Artemis grunts out there. You check the on base tavern, but it was far too early for anybody to be hanging out in there. On a whim, you decide to check out the firing range, and sure enough, you see Jager and Tarin at the end practicing their marksmanship. Seems like Jager was coaching his subordinate on proper shooting technique, but from the looks of it, he was kind of wasting his time. She was practically demolishing the targets left and right. You're polite enough to wait for them to finish before approaching them.

"Hey there, Jager." You grin as you step in. "Busy as always, I see."

"Don't you have planes to fly?" He raises an eyebrow.

"Oh, come on, no need to be so grumpy!" You smile. "I just wanted to see how you were doing, that's all!"

"Hmph, well, you might not be busy, but I kind of am." Jager sighs. "Unless you want a lesson?"

>I already know a thing or two about guns.
>I'd love a lesson!
>Maybe another time.
>Other

>>37579765
>>I'd love a lesson!
>>37579737
Lara caught a pilot whose chute failed to open on her wing in VMQ2.

>>37579765
>I already know a thing or two about guns.
What about you? How's your "gunnery"?

>>37579765
>I'd love a lesson!

>>37579765
>I'd love a lesson!

>>37579765
>>I'd love a lesson!

>>37579765
>>I already know a thing or two about guns. I'm Belkin afterall
Though
>i love a lesson.

>>37579765
>I'd love a lesson!
Never know when we might have to eject, save a helicopter team, evade pursuers and then ambush them.

>>37579737

New stupid theory: Lara is Garuda 1.

>>37579765
>I'd love a lesson!

>>37579765
>>I'd love a lesson!

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>>37579829
But that would mean that whenever she gave out a command....


Tangiently, it's nice they updated the COFFIN.

>>37579765
>>I'd love a lesson!

>>37579787
ask him to teach us how to use long rifle first... preferably laying down...

>>37579888
Hope he rolls 2 20s

>>37579923
And we'll roll a 1.

>>37579829
Hmm... Wasnt it Lara that even mentioned she has experience with CFA-44's? Could it be that she fought Pasternak?

>>37579873

I can just see Lara cheerfully ordering allied assault down on a single ace pilot.

Though if she was Garuda 1 it'd probably end up something like this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3925241/1/The-Ultimate-Ace

>>37580034
Yeah, she probably did.

>>37579765
>I already know a thing or two about Guns.

>>37580034
She was at the Liberation of Gracemeria.

>>37580034
The other pilots were fighting alongside Talisman against Pasternak, so of course.

>>37580034
>>37580055

Well technically every Emmerian pilot in the skies that afternoon fought Pasternak.

It was probably like a modern version of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEQhzuc6Yoo

Around the 11 minute mark and beyond.

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This is now a MUGI thread

Quick post more of best keyboardist

>>37580176
Shut up, please.

>>37580126
God I hate the music in those shows. The animation is fantastic in the later episodes though.

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>>37580176
No.

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>>37579765
"I'd love a lesson!" You say cheerfully. "Come on, show me!"

"A-all right." Jager sighs, apparently not expecting this answer.

"What about me?" Tarin asks curiously.

"I... don't think you need any more instruction." Jager points to the target, with all of the shots hitting dead center.

"Okay, come on!" You grin.

"Right, right. I suppose they at least taught you the basics when you enlisted?"

"I know which way to point the long end, if that's what you mean." You grin.

Jager just gives you a look, unsure of whether the innuendo was intentional or not.

"All right, just hold it both hands like that, keep your feet apart, and straighten out your arms, just like that." Jager says as she shifts your limbs around into a proper firing position. "This will all ensure proper accuracy. You think you can hold this stance?"

>Yeah, I can handle myself.
>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~.
>Other

>>37580205
>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~.
Here comes the Spaghetti!

>>37580205
>>Yeah, I can handle myself.


>Jager says as she shifts
>she

>>37580205
>>Yeah, I can handle myself.

We won't spread our legs for him, he has to earn it!

>>37580205
>>Yeah, I can handle myself.
...any more innuendo and we might as well just start pin him down and do it now.

>>37580205
>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~.
I sense massive TROLL incoming.

>>37580205
>Yeah, I can handle myself.

>>37580205
>>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~
>Tarin, Help me out

>>37580205
>I don't know, I might need a bit of "help"~

>>37580205
>>Yeah, I can handle myself.

>>37580234
If I had a dime for every time Merc accidentally changed one of his character's genders, I could pay for moot's retirement.

>>37580205
>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~.

>Jager says as she
0.o

>>37580205
>>Yeah, I can handle myself.

>>37580205
>>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~.

>>37580205
>Yeah, I can handle myself.

>>37580205
>Yeah, I can handle myself.

>>37580205
>>I don't know. I might need a bit of "help"~

>>37580205
>Yeah, I can handle myself.

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>>37580205
"Pfft, I'm not COMPLETELY helpless on the ground." You chuckle as you switch the safety on the handgun off. "Just watch me."

>roll 1d10

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>37580413
THE RANGE IS HOT

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>37580413

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>37580413

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>37580413
COME ON!

>>37580436
>>37580429
We rolling high or low for this? Because it seems we did alright in either direction

>>37580429
>>37580436
My first impression...she had potential.

>>37580429
>>37580436
>Karla Weiss, shot faster than her own shadow

>>37580477
>>37580466
Was Karla a Fencer or a Stormtrooper in her previous incarnation?

>>37580466
It's a 1d10, so lower is better.

>>37580538
...She is Belkan princess, she can be any class she want.

>>37580538
Neither, really.

>>37580538
Her class was Boss.

>>37580576
What was her class then?

>>37580573
I was talking about her previous appearance in another merc quest bruh.

>>37580598
She didn't have a class, bro. Do bosses have classes?

Go back and actually read VMQ.

>>37580413
You fire off the entire magazine into the target. Never once did your aim falter or deviate, and even from here, you can tell you got a tight grouping in the center of the target.

"Not bad." Jager whistles. "So, tell me the truth. Is this really the first time since basic that you've used a gun?"

>It is. Beginner's luck, I guess?
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.
>Other

>>37580598
>I was talking about her previous appearance in another merc quest bruh.
Since Karla isn't royalty in this quest, it's safe to say he was talking about the same quest.
>>37580621
>Do bosses have classes?
Kinda, Bosses are a class unto themselves.

>>37580630
>>It is. Beginner's luck, I guess?

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.
Gotta prep for Belka's call.

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>>37580630
>Other
>As far as I can remember...
>Inb4 PROGRAMMED SLEEPER SUPER-SOLDIER

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.
Never hurt to be prepared.

>>37580630

>It is. Beginner's luck, I guess?

>>37580598
VMQ rite?
I won't surprised if she can multi-class like Avan.

>>37580630
>>Other
"Well, maybe i practice once or twice, but not That often. Bullets are quite expensive you know."

>>37580630
>>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.
Shooting's fun!

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.

>>37580681
>Bullets are quite expensive you know."
Only if you're a poorfag firing weird calibers and don't handload.

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.

>>37580630
>It is. Beginner's luck, I guess?

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.

>>37580681

Wouldn't there be surplus ammo and weapons with the wars going left and right?

>>37580752
If the countries don't sell milsurp or allow importation...

>>37580681
Then she'd probably have higher evasion and defense stats.

Also, I think she'll have a plethora of offensive Potentials and no support ones, like Ammo Refill or Act Again.

>>37580630
>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.

>>37580630
>>Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time.

>>37580752
From what I can tell, in Mercverse, Estovakia losing the war on Emmeria caused an economic collapse bad enough to facilitate exporting ALL their military technology. If they felt the need to sell CFA-44s and Nimbus missiles, they probably have quite a large amount of mundane surplus that they're funneling into the market. Basically the Strangereal equivalent of Russian surplus.

>>37580764
Artemis exists as a separate international entity, I'm going to assume they don't buy their arms from civilian channels.

>>37580630
>"I'm a woman of many talents Jaeger."

Man, I kinda feel bad. I have no idea if Tarin actually likes Jaegar but considering how often she loses in Merc's other stuff I'd feel kinda bad if Karla got to him first.

>>37580937
>Artemis exists as a separate international entity, I'm going to assume they don't buy their arms from civilian channels.
PMC's do in the real world, why wouldn't they?

Hell, there are barges sitting floating in the Indian Ocean where PMC's can rent out guns and ordinance.

>>37580937
We were a private citizen for a very long time. Still are, technically. Unless we purchase through the company, which isn't always allowed, then it is still an issue.

>>37580965
Tarin is too busy being kuudere to give a shit about romance.

>>37580937

>Strangereal equivalent of Russian surplus.

Boris selling his BTR's to random people.

>>37580965
Tarin never notices her feelings. She will eventually be loved. Just not this quest. Karla deserves her time to shine.

>>37580992
I love Kuudere though, I hope Tarin wins a bowl if we were a Male MC or we take control of Tarin

>>37580630
"Ha, you got me. I do practice from time to time." You smile as you twirl the handgun like a gunslinger and place it on the counter. "Never knew when you need to use one, right?"

"Having more skills doesn't hurt." Jager nods in agreement, his eyes communicating a newfound respect. "Still, your technique could use a bit of cleaning up. If you want, we can always arrange for extra lessons."

"Heh, private lessons?" You grin.

"If you're that self conscious about your skill, sure." Jager shrugs.

Ooooooh, that was a good one, you'll have to give him that.

"Anyways, I need to run some inventory, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to stick around for that." Jager picks up the handgun and safely holsters it away. "Besides, I'm sure you have better things to do."

>Go hang out with your squadron.
>See if Samantha has any important news.
>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.
>Go tease Jager a bit.
>Check out the shop
>Other

>>37580957
>I have a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
>I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hold hands with you.

>>37581017
>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.
Time for family.

>>37580994
Fun fact, you can buy a BTR for only ~$16,000! Have fun importing it!

>>37581017

>Go hang out with your squadron.
Time for Buddies!

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>>37429984
>>37430047
I have to keep up my perpetually late motif. Still, I laughed when I read it last week.

>>37578706
I like the cards. Might have to draw some downtime with those...

>>37581017
>>Check out the shop

Let's go ahead and rip the bandaid off, we all know it's coming.

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>>37581017
>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.
HAHA, TIME FOR BLOOD RELATIONS

>>37581017
>>Check out the shop
Gotta get dat Flanker.

>>37581017
>>Go tease Jager a bit.
then
>Check out the shop

>>37581017
>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.

>>37581017
>>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.

>>37580937
>Basically the Strangereal equivalent of Russian surplus.
Remember that one Osean policeman with AT Rifles?
"...a TANK as your cruiser? are you nuts?"
"Hey, its a great deal chief!"

>>37581056
God damn it, anon. You should know we don't post that without good reason. You're making me cry.

>>37581033
Hmm....How long do you think it'll take to dissassemble one into unsuspecting parts and get it into the country, and then reassembling it?

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>>37581040
Mudhen
MUDHEN

WHY U GOTTA DO DIS

10/10 would AAM-4 again

>>37581040
Nice one yo

>>37581017
>Go hang out with your squadron.

>>37581017
>See if Samantha has any important news.

>>37581082
You can actually import it directly as long as the gun is destroyed. I was talking about shipping fees. You can make it street legal, too!

>>37581040
Thanks Mudhen. Just need some individual emblems on the cards and some cleaning up...

>>37581040
Mudhenfag you magnificent bastard... i love your art!

>>37581082
dude its only like 3 grand to get a OT-64 freighted and imported and good condition running ones go for like 14grand, though paperwork to get it road legal and registered will probably be another 3 grand or maybe more

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>>37581017

>You should talk to your Mom and Uncle.

Intel on pops!

>>37581033

Pic related. More info?

>>37581017
>Check out the shop

>>37581017
>Go hang out with your squadron.

>>37581131
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4#currency=USD

>>37581017
>Go tease Jager a bit.

>>37581151

Lovely.

>>37581017
You decide it's time to catch up with Mom and Uncle. It's felt like AGES since you've last had a real talk with them. As far as Mom knew, you were still flying for the airline, but who know how long that lie was going to hold up. She could be an infinitely nosy woman, after all. Meanwhile, your Uncle was chasing down the new lead Altman had given you, and he was trying to track down any survivors of Euphrates Squadron. You wonder if he's had any success.

>Call Mom first.
>Call Uncle first.
>Other

>>37581265
>>Call Mom first.

>>37581265
>>Call Mom first.

>>37581265

>Call Mom first.

>>37581265
>>Call Mom first.
Time to come clean?

>>37581265
>Call Mom first.
Let's get this out of the way.

>>37581265
>>Call Mom first.

>>37581265
>>Call Mom first.

>>37581281

We need to make an appointment to meet her in-person.

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>>37581076
>mfw

>>37581265
>Call Mom first.
>Mom, I...

>>37581265
>Mom

>>37581265
>Call Mom first.

>>37581265
You decide, however reluctantly, to call Mom first. You owe her that much at least. You head over to the base's call center and dial up Mom's number. You hear it ring several times, before there's a click as the receiver is picked up.

"Mom?"

"Karla!" Mom exclaims cheerfully. "How are you?"

"I'm fine." You smile.

"So, what's the occasion?" She asks you.

>Just get it out of the way and tell her.
>Lead in with some small talk.
>Other

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>Just get it out of the way and tell her.
No beating around the bush, we are making this happen.

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

>>37581546
>Just get it out of the way and tell her.
>Mom... you see..
>TherewasthisonetimeIgotofferedtoflyafighterplanesoofcourseItookitnowI'mflyingforArtemisandohIwasalmostshotdownseveraltimesnowokaybye
>end call
>kill phone
>remove battery

>>37581546

>Lead in with some small talk.

Yada yada Nimbus missile bla bla One Belka mom I'm in a pmc.

>>37581546
>>Lead in with some small talk.

So there's this guy I like...andheworksforthesamepmcidookaybye.

>>37581546
"Oh, nothing much." You laugh nervously. "What, I can't check in on you from time to time?"

"No need to be so defensive about it." Mom laughs. "In either case, I'm glad you called! Giles has been coming by quite often these days, and... and I think he wants to go all the way!"

What? WHAT? Oh god. Oh nonononnononono. That is NOT something you want to be imagining in you head. At first you were against the idea of Mom remarrying because you didn't want a "replacement Dad", and then gave you the "talk" and your poor little innocent mind was never the same since.

>Th-that's wonderful.
>NOOOOOOOOOPE
>Other

>>37581756
>Th-that's wonderful.

>>37581756
>>Other
Oh, you too?

>>37581756
>>Th-that's wonderful.
Welp.

>>37581756
>Th-that's wonderful.
*Screams internally*

>>37581756
>>Th-that's wonderful.

>>37581756
>Th-that's wonderful.

>>37581756
>>Th-that's wonderful.

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>>37581756
>Looks like we're in the same boat.
>I'm sorry, come again?
>Er.. I said, T-That's wonderful, mom.
>[ANGST INTERNALLY]

>>37581756
>>Other
"I joined a PMC."

>>37581756
>>NOOOOOOOOOPE
>>Let her know dad might be alive.

>>37581756

>Other

"I'm in a PMC, and a sort of ace now.
Break her stride!

Karla was innocent?

>>37581756
>>Th-that's wonderful.

AHHHHHHHH!

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>>37581870
Yes.
Emphasis on WAS.

>>37581870
When she was a wee child, yes.

>>37581870
>Karla was innocent?

So she believes.

inb4 Mom start asking for grandchild

>>37581756
"Th-that's wonderful." You force yourself to sound happy. "I'm sure he's a very nice m-man!'

"Oh, he's simply wonderful!" Mom says dreamily. "Those ABS, and the things he can do with his hands..."

OKAY, time to change the subject!

"So, uh, how's the neighborhood been treating you? Haven't been getting any pranks or anything, are you?"

For the two of you, "pranks" was just a euphemism for anti-Belkan harassment, something that you experienced all too much when you were young.

"Oh no, it's been rather quiet lately. Nothing out of the ordinary!" Mom assures you. "And you? How has the airline been treating you?"

Well, now was the moment of truth. It was time to either nut up or shut up...

>Nut up.
>Shut up.
>Other

>>37581973
>Nut up

>>37581973
>Nut up.
Also mention Jaeger to soften the blow

>>37581973
>>Nut up.

>>37581973
>>Nut up.

>>37581973
>Nut up.

>>37581973
>>Nut up.

Telling the truth is kinda like pulling off a band-aid.

>>37581987
I'd support this.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>37581973
>>Nut up.

>>37581973
>Nut up.

>>37581973
>Nut up.

We owe her this much. She'll be upset, but when it comes down to it, best that she learn directly from us about it rather than some other person.

It might even help us at some point in the future slip in a bit about us thinking that maaaaaaybe Dad is still out there, even if we suspect we were seeing things.

>>37581973

>Nut up.

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>>37581973
>Fess up.
>Brace for feels.
>Brace for deathflags
>Brace for AGM-65 impact

>>37581973
>Nut up.
>Other

"Okay I guess good and bad things have been happening. I've got good co-workers, but the rival companies are mean. They even fired burst missiles at us the other day. Oh! but I found someone myself recently.

>>37581973
>>37581987
I'll second this. Mention him if it seems appropriate at any point.

>>37581973
>>37581987
>>37582032
This.

>>37581973
>>37581987
this

>>37581973
>>37582032
THis

Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick

>>37581987
Let's not, we haven't even gotten his number yet, and we don't know how much Karla's mom would want to know.

>>37581973
>>37582032
Supporting

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>>37582032
I like this

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>>37581973
"Um, Mom, I have to tell you the truth." You sigh. "I'm actually not working with the airline anymore."

"Huh? What?" Mom asks curiously.

"TherewasthisonetimeIgotofferedtoflyafighterplanesoofcourseItookitnowI'mflyingforArtemisandohIwasalmostshotdownseveraltimesnowokay." You say extremely quickly.

"Karla, Karla! Breathe!" Mom says, now sounding concerned. "I didn't hear a thing you said!"

"Okay, okay!" You take a deep breath, your heart pounding faster than it ever did. Christ, you dodged fucking missiles in a calmer state than this! "I'm working for a PMC now. I'm... uh... flying fighter planes again."

"What what WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!" Mom screams though the phone. "WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! YOU'LL DIE!"

"I'm sorry, Mom, I can't really explain it." You sigh. "It's just.... I can't just leave it behind. I don't feel complete without it..."

"Ugh, you sound just like your father..." Mom grunts. "I'm coming down there first thing in the morning-"

"Mom, that's not necessary, really! I'm a big girl!" You try to assure her. "And uh... I met a guy."

"Ooooooooh~?" Mom's tone suddenly changes from angry to intrigued. "You have a boyfriend?!"

You're now wondering if blurting that out was a good idea or not.

>Hahaha, did I say that?
>Not exactly...
>Totally
>Other

>>37582233
>>Not exactly...

>>37582233
>>Hahaha, did I say that?

>>37582233
>Not exactly...
We're getting there, alright?

>>37582233
>>Not exactly...
Well, we are close, or at least getting there.

>>37582233
>Not exactly...
>I'm working on it, ok?

>>37582233
>>Hahaha, did I say that?

>>37582233
>>37582263
This

>>37582233
>>Not exactly...

>>37582233
>Totally!

>.....Not Exactly.

>....

>I can use some advice.

>>37582233
>>Not exactly...
"Well, i still working on it but so far so good... This one is one fine speciment and i don't want to make him run away because i am too hasty."

>>37582233
seconding >>37582263

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>>37582233
>Not exactly...
>I'd say boy friend... You know, a male pal?

>TherewasthisonetimeIgotofferedtoflyafighterplanesoofcourseItookitnowI'mflyingforArtemisandohIwasalmostshotdownseveraltimesnowokay
Haha, merc used my suggestion.

>>37582233
>Ask for advice. Distract her, Distract her.

I kind of want to see Karla lose SAN points.

>>37582282
Also seconding this, we need some comradery here

>>37582233
>>37582282
This.

>>37582233
>>37582282
This

>>37582233
"Um, not exactly..." You say sheepishly. "I'm kinda working on it, but, uh... you don't happen to have any advice, do you?"

You know it was a bad idea, but at this point you were willing to do anything to deflect Mom's anger away from you.

"Oh, well, okay... hm.... I'm not too sure how you young people handle things nowadays..." Mom responds. "Did you get a good look at his penis? Do you know how big it is?"

"Okay, I'm hanging up now, Mom." You grunt.

"Wait! Wait!" Mom says hurriedly. "I actually don't really know what to tell you. I wish I could tell you what I learned from your father, but... well... it just sort of HAPPENED. I can't really explain it."

"It's okay, Mom, I wasn't expecting a satisfying answer. In more ways than one." You sigh and check your watch. "Anyways, I need to go. I'll call you later, okay?"

"Fine." Mom sighs, sounding more tired than angry. "Just... be careful, okay? I already lost your father. I don't even want to think of what would happen if I lost you..."

>Tell her Dad might still be alive.
>Don't say anything just yet.
>Other

>>37582398
>>Don't say anything just yet.

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.
We don't even know if we can actually confirm what we saw.

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.
pff, mom pls

>>37582398
>>Don't say anything just yet.
We have no proof.

I guess Karla is more innocent at least compared to her mom

>>37582398
>>Don't say anything just yet.
Until we confirm it at least.

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>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.
SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
at least not yet.

>Did you get a good look at his pOnOs?
... You lost me.
Also Mrs. Weiss confirmed for LEWDS

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.
All we have to go on right now are stress hallucinations. We should get a little more evidence before bringing it up.

>>37582443
And some confirmation from Uncle that it wouldn't be COMPLETELY crazy if they were true.
But yeah, nothing concrete. I'm sure Dad will understand, if he's still out there.

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Calling it now.

Mrs. Weiss is an M. And she likes it dry.

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.

It's unfortunate we have no proof one way or the other. If we had something, I'd be all for telling her, or at least implying that something might be fishy.

Until we have something more concrete, we'll have to consider it some sort of vision or trick of the mind due to combat stress.

>>37582398
>"Oh, well, okay... hm.... I'm not too sure how you young people handle things nowadays..." Mom responds. "Did you get a good look at his penis? Do you know how big is?"

Well, now we know where Karla gets it from.

>Don't say anything just yet

>>37582471
So is daughter like mother?

>>37582476
Oh no, Compare to her mom, Karla is sweet and innocent.

Worse she did is a couple of off-colored innuendos, mom talks about hands and penises to her daughter.

Her version of the talk is probably giving detailed information of her escapades.

>>37582502
>Her version of the talk is probably giving detailed information of her escapades.

In a complete deadpan Belkan style.

>>37582514
She seems to be the passionate sort of Belkan.

>>37582502
Nah. Karla a pure. pure vanilla, that is. Like holding hands and such.

Adding to that...
Mrs. Wise likes roleplay. And to be "disciplined"

>>37582398
"Don't worry Mom, I'll be careful." You assure her. "I promise."

You ultimately do not decide to tell her the possibility that Dad might still be alive. You're still not sure of what to think about that "event", and you didn't really have any hard proof of it, anyways.

"Alright, I have to go." You say.

"I love you, Karla."

"I love you too, Mom." You say as you hang up the phone.

You take a very deep breath. That was way more emotionally exhausting than you thought it would be. You wait for a few minutes before dialing in your Uncle's number, but pause when you hear a commotion going on outside.

>Continue to call Uncle.
>Go see what the commotion is.
>Other

>>37582530
In their heart of hearts, the stoicism is just a cover for how lewd Belkans are.

>>37582563
>>Go see what the commotion is

>>37582563
>>Go see what the commotion is.

>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is.
>>37582568
So they're quick to recognize lewdness?

>>37582563
>>Go see what the commotion is.

>>37582563
>>Go see what the commotion is.

>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is

Mystery box?

>>37582568
Nah it's a shell. I'm sure Miss. Weiss was once like Karla who like anon pointed out to be >>37582559


But once you melt a Belkain's shell you get well....Miss.Weiss now.

>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is.

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>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is.
OH SHIT
IT'S.....
THE NIGHTMARE OF SOLOMON

>>37582398
>"Did you get a good look at his penis? Do you know how big it is?"

I think the funniest thing about this is that I recall Karla wondering the same thing in a prior thread.

>You haven't even seen him naked yet

Like mother like daughter

>>37582398
>Don't say anything just yet.

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>>37582573

>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is.

We probably will get distracted from our phonecall by whatever is going on, may as well see what it is before talking to Uncle.

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>>37582597
?!

>>37582563
>Go see what the commotion is.
>>37582587
Mystery box.

>>37582653

Wut?

>>37582697
Poi.

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>>37582653
Well, you know the OTHER Nightmare of Solomon, right anon?

>SOLOMON YO... WATASHI WAS KAETTE KITA!!!
>Nuclear Cleansing Intensifies

>>37582697
If I'm not mistaken, that's the Kancolle version of IJN Yuudachi.

The game devs decided to throw the line "Nightmare of Solomon" because of her actions in the Solomon Islands back in WW2.