>>37611246

+...No Callidus bullshit. Not as far as I can tell. + Wendy's pulse comes to you in a hurried stage whisper, quick but unhurried, tense but not panicked. + Then again, we are in an office building right in the middle of actual, literal hell, so it's kind of hard to tell with all the fucking interference. +

+ Interference? + You turn towards her, and she meets your gaze with a shrug.

+ You know. From all the souls screaming outside. Or all the goat-dildos trying to get in, driven insane by bloodthirst. Take your fucking pick, Kong. +

...Hnh. Well. You'll take what you can get, then.

+ We'll be ready to move in case she tries anything, too. + Mami's pulse, in contrast, is a soft nudge against your senses - urgent enough to get your attention, but gentle enough not to disrupt your thoughts. + The first sign of treachery, and we'll go for her throat. +

+ What about being diplomatic? + You couldn't help but pulse this back at her as you reach your chairs - wooden ones, carved from heavy teak, nothing that looked like they'd suddenly turn into full-body restraints the moment someone planted their ass in one.

So yeah. Looks safe enough to sit in at least, so you do.

+ Certain types of diplomacy work better than others in certain situations, Chiaki-san as I'm sure you've already figured out by now. + Mami replies as she smoothens her skirt down before primly seating herself beside you. + Most of the time, diplomacy works when you sit around a table and talk. Other times, it works better with you ramming a gun into someone else's mouth to help them to agree to your terms faster. +

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>>37611256

Both you and Wendy - who'd taken a seat at your other side - smirk at this. Truth be told, that was one of the things you really loved about the blonde - sure, she was softness and warmth and smiles all over, but there was also an edge to her, a subtle one that she revealed from time to time. It made her relatable, even if she was a retreat from all the shit you had to deal with.

No time to think about that now, though. Not when the mission objective is sitting right in front of you, across the table, calmly sipping her tea as horned and bladed shadows twisted and trashed and cavorted behind her.

"...Witch, hm?" Ahriman says after a long, long while, looking down at her cup, before turning clear green eyes towards you, a smile curling her lips. Oriko's eyes. Oriko's smile. "I'd point out the delicious irony of you calling me that, Miss Matsuda, but I think we're quite past trading insults and barbs against each other. Not after all of this." She gestures with a kimono-sleeved hand to the shadow-covered floor, her own breath misting from her lips in a puff of white smoke. "All the killing. All the baiting. Chasing me to the depths of hell, where gods and mortals meet."

She forgot the bit about her mailing you body parts. Body parts she made to look like Mami. What kind of sick fuck even THINKS like that?

"..." Ahriman nods after a moment, the gesture seemingly more apologetic than anything else. "Lucius insisted upon that. She said it would be a clear warning for you and to the rest of the Ninth, and thus cow you into a position weak enough that you'd stay clear of us. It appears to have had the directly opposite effect."

Heh. She got that right. When you broke Lucius' Soul Gem with your own hands, back at the Silent Room, you still felt her shame at being soundly beaten back at the stadium.

[2/3]

>>37611266

"I'm not entirely blameless for that, however. I let her go through with it. I didn't care at the time. I only wanted you to suffer. I wanted all of you to suffer." Her tea cup clinks against its saucer as she places a hand on her chest, her green eyes glowing bright in the darkness. "Both of us. My heart, and that of the girl who helped me manifest in this realm."

...Oriko, then. She still hates you for Kirika.

"You have a talent for understatement, Miss Matsuda." Ahriman smiles, and it looks genuine for the most bit, if not for the fact that it doesn't touch her eyes at all. "Her hatred burns hot enough to hurt, sometimes. She knows that she hates for the wrong reasons, that your killing Kirika is justified, but..." She shakes her head. "Her wounds are too deep for simple forgiveness to fill. You've taken so much from her that simply understanding why you did it isn't enough."

Then what the fuck were you supposed to do, then? Just let Kirika live? Kirika was killing people left and right, and--

Ahriman holds up a hand. "If I knew the answer to that, Miss Matsuda, we wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here. But here we are, sitting around a table, in a building rooted firmly in the ruins of madness. I am not telling you this to find a solution, I am merely telling you this so you are aware of what you have done. Nothing more."

...

"Now. Since you've chosen the path of diplomacy to begin with - a choice that I've been made aware is a rare one for you to make - let's begin being diplomatic." That smile again, followed by another sip from her teacup. "Let's enjoy what civilities we can trade before the hostilities inevitably begin."

Well. At least she knows where all this could go.

[3/4]

>>37611281

You fidget in your seat as you place the sheathed katana on your lap, the blade warm enough that you could feel it through the ebony case, through your stockings, through the cold.

+ NOW NOW NOW LET ME CUT HER NOW LET ME BLEED HER NOW LET ME KILL HER NOW +

What do you do?

[]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
[]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
[]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

>>37611293
>[X]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

>>37611293
>[]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
>[]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
We can save demands for later.

>>37611293
>[x]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

Might as well try it.

>>37611293
[x]Ask Ahriman what she wants
When you get right down to it, all of this goes back to the Third wanting Mami for some reason or another. We need some answers.

>>37611293
>[X]Ask Ahriman what she wants.

>>37611293
[X]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
[X]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
[X]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

WHY NOT ALL THREE

>>37611293
>[X]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
>[X]Ask Ahriman what she wants.

>>37611293
>[]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
>[]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
>[]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

The name sounds like something out of a fanfiction.

>>37611293
>[x]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
>[x]Ask Ahriman what she wants.

>>37611293
>[x]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.

>>37611293

[x]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
[x]Ask Ahriman what she wants.

Demanding Ahriman to 'return' someone who likely willingly joined up with her to enact vengeance on us is hilarious. The best we can do is dissuade Oriko, take her on until she's satisfied or beat them down by force.

>>37611379
>The name sounds like something out of a fanfiction.

Yeah, it is that bad

>>37611293
[]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
[]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.
[x] Pulse to Kirika that Oriko is here now, does she really want to bleed her

>>37611293
>[]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.

>>37611293
>[]Ask her about your new title. Angel Slayer Reborn? That's new.
>[]Ask Ahriman what she wants.
>[]Tell Ahriman to return Mikuni Oriko to you.

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>>37611293

A bit late, but we're done. Thanks for voting, everyone!

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>"But if she doesn't? Then I'll be behind you on whatever you decide to do, Chiaki-san. I'll even pull the trigger myself."
"I've always got the Warmaster's back in my sights."

I don't want to be too paranoid about Mami, but she's really not making it easy, lately. At least it shouldn't affect our current situation.

>>37611576
Trust the Mumi.
Love the Mumi.

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>>37611576
This part just makes her more treatable.

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>>37611618
I meant to post this picture they were right next to each other.

>>37611633

Sure you did.

Suuuuuure you did.

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>>37611663

Here's the full size of that.

Saving off twitter is always a terrible idea.

>>37611675
>Saving off twitter is always a terrible idea.
appending ":orig" to the image URL should give you the fullsize image. I have no idea why Twitter implements that without ever exposing it to the user through a link though. Shitty web 2.0 "let's hide the functionality to make things 'clean'" design, I guess.

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A work in progress. Don't have much to show for this week in drawings. Work has been super busy lately.

>>37611903

THANK YOU

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
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>>37612107
>soshoujoIcan'tevenstandit.png

>>37612107

Looks good, Hat.

One day, somebody will catch Midori doing all of these poses in front of a mirror.

>>37611329 >>37611374 >>37611390 >>37611403

Right. Sure. Time to be diplomatic, like you agreed to.

You clear your throat here, before asking your first question. Something that she called you earlier - what was it? Angel Slayer Reborn? Did you get that right?

"Mostly, yes." Ahriman nods, taking another dainty sip of her tea. Beside you, you hear Wendy grumble something about it sounding like some sort of animated porn made three decades ago - and then, Mami hushing her a moment later.

...Yeah, alright. You can't help but agree with that. Shieldmaiden's kind of poetic in a dildo kind of way, but Angel Slayer Reborn--

"It does sound a fair bit overdramatic, doesn't it?" Ahriman smiles again, this time a rather self-deprecating one that you can't help but consider pretty, much more so with Oriko's features giving it shape. "I thought similar when I first heard it, but that is what they called you. Or rather...what they will come to call you, if you continue down the path you've chosen for yourself."

'They'?

The kimono-clad girl nods with a schoolteacher's patience. "The souls of the Empyrean, Miss Matsuda. The ones of those you've already killed, and those who you will kill in the future. All of them. That is how they curse your name, from now to eternity, with all the rage and anguish of those unjustly murdered."

She leans back on her chair as she presses one dainty hand against her temple, her expression one of dull, muted pain. "I hear them still, even now. Even the Witches that roam this particular slice of hell also scream your name to the winds, Miss Matsuda. Worshipping you and baying for your blood in the same breath. Never stopping, never ending--" A grunt passes her lips as her eyes flutter close.

You and your entire team, in unconscious unison, tense at this. Your fingers curling around your weapons.

...She alright?

[1/2]

>>37612284

Ahriman laughs here, a delicate sound, and her eyes shine with amusement as she opens them again. "I'm supposed to the main objective of your Kill-Team, Miss Matsuda. That means that I am the target that needs to be put down before you can all go home. And you're asking if I'm alright, now?" She shakes her head. "I'm not turning into some hellish nightmare with cloven feet and goat horns, if that's what you're worried about. It's just that Miss Oriko is more...sensitive to the Akashic Realm than I had thought."

Oriko's sensitive?

Another nod. "The girl has untapped potential. Mountains of it. She would have made for a particularly insightful seer if she'd been contracted before I got to her. Foresight AND the ability to divine the Empyrean? I'm surprised your Incubator didn't jump at the chance to get her into your ranks, although I would hazard that Kirika had something to do with it."

...Yeah. That sounds likely. Crazy bitch must've strong-armed Kyuubey not to contract Oriko, just like when you tried to dissuade him from even thinking of contracting Iori.

"In any case, that is where the title comes from. It is how this place refers to you, Miss Matsuda. I only thought it apt to use it for our first meeting." A chuckle. "Well, I would say it's our second meeting, but you weren't exactly yourself then."

Well, She's right there, you agree. You weren't yourself back then. Back when Kharn fucked the Third up.

A shadow flits across Ahriman's - Oriko's - features at that, and something cruelly-bladed flits from behind her ears before disappearing entirely. "...Yes. That is exactly what I meant. I'm glad you still remember it." She takes another sip from her teacup, before replacing it on its saucer. "Now, ask your second question, Miss Matsuda. While we're still being civil."

...Struck a nerve there, then? Fine. What does she really want?

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>>37612300

"Revenge," Ahriman says plainly. "Revenge for what you did to my Officio, and what you did to Miss Oriko. Vengeance for all the lives you've taken back then, and for the murder of Kure Kirika. I want you to suffer as I did. To suffer as Oriko did."

"Ahriman--" Mami starts, standing up from her seat - but Ahriman silences her with another upraised hand.

"You asked. I answered. Those are my terms." The kimono-clad girl says, lowering her hand - and you catch a brief glimpse of the black veins threading through her arm as it is momentarily revealed by that movement. "And they would still be my terms, had I not seen what I saw when you sent yourselves screaming into hell after me."

What? So...those aren't her terms? She doesn't really want to kill you, now?

"I still do," Ahriman nods. "But I'm willing to set that aside for something else. Something much more important than the collecting of debts and the silencing of angry souls." She drains her cup empty of tea, before setting it aside and then holding out her hand towards you.

"I need to show you something, Miss Matsuda, but to do it in the most efficient way possible, I need your Soul Gem."

What.

"Your Soul Gem, Miss Matsuda, in its passive form." She holds out her hand again. "Nothing untoward will happen to it, take my word for it." A smile curls her lips. "For what little my word is worth nowadays."

How do you react?

[]No.
[]Hell no.
[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
[]Hand it over. What's the worst that can happen?
[]Other.

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>>37612331
>[X]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
>[X]Hand it over. What's the worst that can happen?

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>37612331
>[x] With all due respect (none) that would be fuckin' crazy-town stupid. Why the hell can't people just talk to each-other nowadays?

>>37612331
[X]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
[X]Hand it over. What's the worst that can happen?

HA HA, LET'S SEE HOW FAR DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES

>>37612331
>[X]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

Surely you jest?

>>37612331
>[x]Hand it over. What's the worst that can happen?

>>37612331
>[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

...?

>>37612331
>[x]No.
>[x]Other

she said the most efficient way, not the only way. She can just as well tell us, or do something else that doesn't involve us handing over our soul.

>>37612331
>[X]No.

>>37612331
>[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

Really not into handing over our soul when that's what she's been trying to crush since the start of the Prophet shit.

>>37612331
[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
[x]Other.
"Sure, if you let me point a gun at you while you do that, and allow Mami to tie you down sans the hand that you need for it."

>>37612331
>[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

>>37612331
>[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
Don't want to commit either way yet.

>>37612331
>[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
Use your words, Ahriman.

>>37612331
>Hand it over.
What could go wrong?

>>37612331

[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

What she needs to show us she can show to everyone in the room in a less efficient way. No matter how nice she's trying to sound, her snake tongue is showing.

>>37612331
>Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

"Not that I don't trust you...okay, I really DON'T trust you, like at all.

You said it's the 'most efficient' way. What about a less efficient one? Not like we don't have time."

handing over soul gem is just stupid. like, it's a trap that's so obvious you convince yourself it's a double bluff and walk right into it anyway.

>>37612331
>[X]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

>>37612331
[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.
If we give her a gem, we need some collateral, her golden wepon maybe

>>37612331
>[]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

>>37612331
>[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

>>37612331
[x] Hell no
[x]Ask what the hell is so important that you need to hand over your Soul Gem for it to be shown to you.

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>>37612331

4chan's messing up on me again, but the voting period is over for now!

Thanks for participating!

>>37612331
I may have missed the vote, but
>"I can stand to be a little inefficient."

>>37612331
>black veins threading through her arm
NANOMACHINES, SON

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Started sketching a Midori paper doll to match the Chiaki paper doll

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someone needs to replace kyouko with sayaka

>>37613391
Oppai

>>37613391
Geez, them curves.

>>37613471
sayaka noooooooooo....

>>37613391
Midori breasts seem to grow bigger everytime. Is that an arm race between her and Wendy or ... ?

>>37613535

I was told I needed to redraw the thighs a bit more and I quote "they need to be more meaty and make a nice pillow".

So I guess the sketch will need to go through a few more phases before it's ready for lineart.

>>37613588

Midori is oppai. Wendy's somewhere between a B and a C from my conversations with Wendy-writefag.

>>37613391
>>37613588
Bullshit Callidus magic at its finest

>>37613613
Curves are serious business.

>>37613588

Perhaps Wendy believes that Chiaki is more interested in boobs than butts, and is thus employing some Callidus tricks to make her a bit heavier in that department.

Midori may just be stress eating.

>>37613688
>Perhaps Wendy believes that Chiaki is more interested in boobs than butts
A ludicrous idea.

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>>37613688
When is Midori NOT eating? Aside from when she's eating Chiaki out.

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>>37613588
Silly anon! It's not an arms race, it's a boob race.
A race neither of them can win.

>>37613737
but she's not kyoko

>>37613737

That drawing is still way too cute and I love it

>>37613613
>Midori is oppai. Wendy's somewhere between a B and a C from my conversations with Wendy-writefag.

Confirmed for top-tier taste

>>37613792
Kyouko eats because eating is her hobby.

Midori eats the pain away.

>>37613834
Her back pain?

>>37613879

There's probably some of that going on, yeah

>>37613879
>"I-I have back pains because I eat, and I eat because I have back pains! I-it's a vicious cycle!" whines Midori as she shovels another spoonful of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream into her mouth.

>>37613959
At least Midori's fat goes to the right places, unlike Enshi's.

>>37613959
Sure this wasn't Enishi?

>>37613879
Surely her MG-boosted body and youth hold those off for now. Even mega-boobed women usually don't get those until their late 20s I thought? And those don't have magic-boosted constitution.

>>37614006
Carrying sandbags on your chest is going to cause back pain no matter how old you are. Or for that matter what sex you are.

>>37614037
>Or for that matter what sex you are.
...Oh. That explains a lot.

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>>37613737
>your waifu so fat she needs a harness for her transformation sequence dance
>your waifu so fat she sat on NECO and turned her into a necco wafer
>your waifu so fat her soul gem can be used as a wrecking ball
>your waifu so fat her job at her family's ramen shop is why they're going out of business
>your waifu so fat she can be in all of Mitakihara's Officios at the same time
>your waifu so fat even the Spymaster doesn't know if the drapes match the carpet
>your waifu so fat Muramasa gets stuck halfway through cutting her
>your waifu so fat if she became an idol she'd be bigger than Ruri Kirishima
>your waifu so fat she literally overshadows the plot
>your waifu so fat there's an Akashic Gate in her belly button
>your waifu so fat she needs a prognosticator to warn people when she breaks wind
>your waifu so fat if she wore a Culexus hardsuit the Fourth Officio would claim she was a stolen stealth vehicle
>your waifu so fat she wiped out the Fifteenth Officio by falling over
>your waifu so fat she needs a grief seed just to change into costume
>your waifu so fat her main Callidus disguise is a building
>your waifu so fat when she's in frame the Prophet can't see what's going on
>your waifu so fat she needs a forklift to go cripple jousting
>your waifu so fat she needs a distillery to dunk her soul gem in
>your waifu so fat her panties can be used as shelter during Walpurgisnacht
>your waifu so fat she's bigger than the sofas at the soft sofa store
>your waifu so fat the reason she wanted to tag along was because she thought it was called Cookie World
>your waifu so fat you need the golden gauntlets to survive a round in bed with her
>your waifu so fat she's the pork to your Ol' Noodles
>your waifu so fat Kharn would need a crane to use Skulltaker on her
>your waifu so fat if Enishi is healthy then she's the Jolly Green Green Giant
>your waifu so fat she takes up most of the write-ups she appears in
>your waifu so fat she can't even fit within the post limi

>>37614003
Nah, I think Enishi would be more like,

>"Mmm," moans Enishi as she indulges in creamy goodness, "there's nothing quite like a nice bowl of french vanilla, wouldn't you say?"

>You agree, but not without pointing out that her love handles are starting to becoming love flaps

>"I-what?! H-how DARE you?! Libel a-and slander, I'll not stand for this! I'm not fat, I'm healthy, I'm healthy, I'm HEALTHY!" Throwing the bowl of unfinished ice cream in your face, Enishi runs out of the room, her sleeves mashed into her ice cream-slathered face to muffle her sobbing

>>37614102
Geez Attarou, calm down.

>>37614102
>Your waifu so fat, Tiny Pete wears HER
>Your waifu so fat, her Witch form is smaller
>Your waifu so fat, Sayaka can't lift her
>Your waifu so fat, she has no knees for Chiaki to shoot out

>>37614136
for some reason this makes me really, really depressed.

>>37612362 >>37612370 >>37612413 >>37612421

You glare at Ahriman for a couple of incredulous seconds before shaking your head.

...Yeah, okay. Fine. You'll admit that you're not exactly top class Warmaster material here. You're not as brutal as Kharn, you're not as useful as Malal and you're nowhere near as capable as Mami. You've got a reputation for being a lousy drunk, you smoked cigarettes by the carton, and you went through painkillers like candy. If the First was going to do one of its rare recruitment drives, you wouldn't even be on their list of potentials.

But you're pretty sure you're not so stupid as to hand over your fucking Soul Gem to anyone who asks. And especially not to someone who'd been doing their level best to kill you in the first place.

What the fuck is so important that she needs your Soul Gem to be able to show it to you, anyway? If she's going to ask you for your goddamn SOUL - the egg-sized, egg-shaped object that is the fucking KEY to your existence - then the least she could do is to tell you that, right?

Ahriman's smile, while polite, is still cold. Colder than a walk-in fridge, cold as a gun.

"I suppose it IS hard for anyone to entrust something so important to someone who'd been a mortal enemy only minutes before." She muses after a moment's silence. "But at the same time, the message I have - the one I require to hold your Soul Gem in hand to give - is important enough that it requires a direct transference of thought, emotion and understanding. Anything less than that, and I risk the message being misinterpreted, or worse..." She looks pointedly to Mami. "...Stolen by the snakes you so readily allow in your company, Miss Matsuda."

You bristle at this, at the same time Wendy murmurs something foul and American under her breath. Alright, she can get protective over whatever the fuck message this is, but you're not going to sit here and listen to her insult Mami.

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>>37613834
Kyoko is also a goddamn furnace

>>37614234

"...I apologize. I meant no offense or insult." Ahriman bows her head slightly. "I merely wanted to explain myself. Granted, I could have had my Culexus send the message for me, but..." She shrugs. "She is no longer with us, a fact that I've been made aware of moments earlier. My last officer and most ardent follower after Lucius, burnt to ash by the flames of her own blood."

Well, fine. That's her reasoning. But what the fuck IS the message, then? What the fuck is it about?

"About you, Miss Matsuda. About what you really are." It's here that Ahriman leans forward, both hands on the table. Her ice-cold, composed facade cracking slightly. Showing off a bit of the worshipful zealot that you'd fought and murdered over four lifetimes ago. "Why the Blessed Lady is so obsessed over you. Why she wants to taste your flesh so much."

What? Mami and Wendy both glance your way, and you meet their puzzled gazes in turn. Shaking your head, you turn back to Ahriman, doubt and confusion warring inside you.

...If she's talking about what you think she is, then you already know, you hazard after a moment, your grip unconsciously tightening around Muramasa's handle. You don't need telling again, and she certainly doesn't need your Soul gem to repeat it to you.

"And you actually trust them?" No trace of sneering mockery in her voice, no honeyed tones of deception - just a serious, frank query with narrowed eyes and pressed-thin lips. "I know who told you, Miss Matsuda. I heard them tell you. And you trusted them immediately, just because they spoke with your voice and smiled with your own face." Ahriman shakes her head mournfully. "Still so naive. Still so trusting. Such a pity."

[2/3]

>>37614266

She turns towards you again. "They've been feeding you lies, Miss Matsuda. Nothing but lies." Ahriman's green-eyed stare roots you to your seat in its intensity.

"You are not their last hope, their last incarnation, or whatever it is they tried to herald you as. This is what the Golden Weapons do - they trick you, they twist you into whatever they want you to be. Turning you into a blood-maddened berserker is only one of their endgames. One can turn you into a daemon obsessed with martial perfection, another will twist you into a knowledge-hungry scholar desperate for all the scraps of information you can wring from the Akashic Realm."

Her smile, cold as it was, turns colder. "And there is at least one that will trick its wielder into believing that they have some sort of grand quest in front of them, a messianic destiny. But whatever they decide upon, well...it all comes down to bloodshed in the end. And the thirst of the Blessed Lady is slaked again then, but only for a time."

She holds out her hand again. "Give your Soul Gem to me and I will dispel all the lies that had been made to root in your mind, Chiaki Matsuda. I will teach you why it is foolish to heed the words of ghosts. I know, for listening to them was what brought me and my Officio to ruin in the first place."

"Chiaki-san..." Mami murmurs underneath her breath, looking at you. At the same time that Wendy breathes out your nickname.

What do you do? This...you weren't expecting this.

The Three Stooges, lying? It's...well, it hasn't exactly crossed your mind, and some of the things they told you and taught you were indeed useful, but...well, they did come from your Desert Eagle. Your Golden Desert Eagle.

Then again...

A moment's worth of focus, a snapping sensation of force being cinched tight, and your own Soul Gem manifests onto your cupped palm.

[3/4]

>>37614266
>Burnt to ashes by the flames of her own blood

Wait

Is this confirmation that Red Culexus = Kyouko's sister?

>>37614286

"Let me enlighten you." Ahriman's voice borders on a plea, almost begging. "For all that I've lost, and for all that you've killed, allow me this one last thing at least."

Christ. Seems like a lot of people are asking you for favors lately.

What do you do?

[]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.
[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

>>37614313
>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

What
Could
Possibly
Go
Wrong

>>37614313
>[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.
We got confirmation of most of it from Pinky herself (and partially from TTO).

>>37614313
>[x]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

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>>37614296
Pretty much yes.

>>37614313
>[x]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

>>37614313
>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.
This is a truly terrible idea, but I'm curious.

>>37614313
>[X] hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good. And have Wendy and Mami next to Ahriman with their weapons on her throat ready to act at the first suspicious movement.

>>37614313
[x]Mami, musket at Ahriman's soul gem (or some other precaution)
-[x] Hand over your Soul Gem

>>37614313
>[X]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

>>37614313
>[]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

>>37614313
>[x]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

>>37614313
>[x] Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead

>>37614313
>[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.
We don't need lies replaced with other lies.

>>37614313
>[X]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.
I still don't trust Ahriman, so she should tell us while we have the patience for her bullshit.

[X] hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good. And have Wendy and Mami next to Ahriman with their weapons on her throat ready to act at the first suspicious movement.
At least it's our ass if this turns out badly, instead of everyone else's

>>37614313
[x]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

Oh HELL no!

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>>37614313
>[]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

>>37614313
>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

>>37614313
>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

Fuck... I'm going to regret my choice no matter what.

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>>37614313
> Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.
I know exactly what Chiaki and the three stooges are.
>Braids fell for Sayaka
>Dildoes fell for Kyouko
>Murderface fell for Midori
>Chiaki fell for Midori/Wendy/Mami
All of them, devoted to someone that isn't fucking Madoka. That's what sets them apart from homuhomu, that emotion that ISN'T for her alone.
Chiaki is AI YO

>>37614313
>[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

>>37614367
Why not just SWAP soul gems?

>>37614313
>[x]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.
Ahriman hates us. Oriko hates us. Ahriman's zeal that came throuh turned her into a demon last time. And let's not forget that she herself is in a golden weapon right now. I'm not buying her story about clearing away the lies from the other golden weapons.

>>37614313
>[x]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.
What could go wrong?

>>37614422
Chiaki is Ai, the Clara-doll of love. Clearly.

>>37614438
She's not meguca

>>37614313
>[X]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

>>37614313
>[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.
Or we could ask her for the staff...

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>>37614457
That's what I was getting at, yeah

>>37614313
>[]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

>>37614438
Ahriman doesn't have a Soul Gem since she's in the Golden Staff, and Oriko was never a Meguca to begin with.

So there's no soul gem to swap.

>>37614266

[x]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

"That's rich, coming from a wraith that dwells in a Golden Weapon herself. You sound exactly like what you're talking about."

"Don't think that just because you know a few things, you can decide the truth for me."

>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.
multiple sources, even if none of them are entirely true, the differences might help us suss out the truth

>>37614519
Mah bad bro. I thought you were implying the Transcendent One

>>37614313
>[x]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead

Nope

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>>37614554
Just a piece of her, if we wanna get technical

>>37614530
We could have her hand over the staff, then.

>>37614313
>>37614531

Ooops replied to wrong post.

>>37614313
>[X]Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead.

We're the main character, surely Decu won't kill us at random like this. >>37614354 stole my image

>>37614313
>[x]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

Im pretty sure Im going to regret this, Im sorry.....

>>37614313
>[X]Hand over your Soul Gem. This better be good.

Now or never right?

>>37614596

There are fates worse than MC death.

Yo for real though Oriko is a huge bitch with no redeeming qualities. Why are we saving her again?

>>37614631
Promise to both Kyouko and Kirika.

What if TTO was right.

>>37614631
For our psychotic katana and our maybe-dead bro, if I recall correctly

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>>37614313

Thanks for voting!

>>37614626
Yeah, probably.

Hey, do you think we could be holding Muramasa while we do this?

>[x] Refuse. No deal. She can just tell you instead

>>37614631
because muh promise

>>37614631
To model fancy underwear for Kyoko.

>>37614596
Indeed. Instead the MC gets disabled and all their loved ones die. Good job.

>>37614631
Also we're mostly talking to Ahriman right now I think

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>>37614102
>the Spymaster line and the Prophet line

I trust Mami to murder the fuck out of Ahriman if we're in danger.
Or if shadowruns

>>37614684
I am assuming source material Oriko who blows super hard and ruins everything out of spite

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3 in favor of handing it over, right?

This is gonna be good.

>>37614714
no
she does it out of Shadowruns

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>>37614102
>your waifu so fat and so round, she has more edges than Wendy Cooldown
>your waifu so fat not even Mami has enough ribbons to tie her down
>your waifu so fat not even NECO has a wide enough lens to keep her in frame
>your waifu so fat she won't fit on Hat's height chart
>your waifu so fat not even MaullarMaullar would tie her up
>your waifu so fat she's the rock upon where Madoka built her church
>your waifu so fat her that Amber can't drug her to sleep
>your waifu so fat that not even Heather's HOT BLOODED NORMAL-SPEECH VOLUME can rouse her from sleep
>Why couldn't Chiaki cross the road? Your waifu's fat ass was blocking the road
>your waifu so fat Tenko can see the cycle of reincarnation in her
>your waifu so fat NECO needs a Zeiss f/0.7 35mm just to have enough light to see her face
>your waifu so fat Heather's GNU/Sword couldn't compile her
>your waifu so fat Barbera estimated Ackermann's function raised to Ackermann's function for her mass
>your waifu so fat the 8th taps her as an oil resource
>your waifu so fat she's the stage for Nero's theatre
>your waifu so fat she's the stand for MMXMM comics
>your waifu so fat her fig takes up all of decu's desk space
>your waifu so fat not even Cooldown can fit her in a meido outfit
>your waifu so fat not even Burger Suplex can satisfy her
>your waifu so fat not even the 8th has a round that can penetrate her
>your waifu so fat Demetrious writes faster than she laps the track
>your waifu so fat she's the center of all cosmic karma
>your waifu so fat if she were converted to pure energy, we'd stave off entropy
>your waifu so fat that she's ate all the lori flags
>your waifu so fat she was the pyramid Elaine dug her out from
>your waifu so fat we need two fags to pun about her
>your waifu so fat she's literally blocking the progress of the fetch que-er, plot
>your waifu so fat we'd have to spend an entire arc just to walk around her
>your waifu so fat she takes up 90% of the pun budg-

>>37614775
>your waifu so fat and so round, she has more edges than Wendy Cooldown
>Round
>Edges
Que?

>>37614873
a circle has infinite edges after all

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>>37614921
>Infinite Edges
>No Edges
>Infinite=Zero
IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING!

>>37614970
Without beginning or end, the ring stretches on into the infinite

>>37614921
It sure does http://qntm.org/trollpi

>>37614921
If you want to look at it that way, you still have to recognize that even an infinitely long curved edge still only counts as one edge.

>>37615042
Is that you, Stephu?

YEEEEEEESSSS!!!! The first time I catch a MGNQ!. Guys, I have an idea: according to our app, we still have another 10 passwords, and Malal told us that REMOV have also passwords. Okay then, what about these two?

APPLE: Kyoko Sakura possible nick name. Let´s see if there is something about her

SATOU: The ¿name? of the Spymaster. Maybe she has some role to play in this...

>>37615280
You're so new and optimistic.
It's adorable Anon.

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>this thread
>these votes

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>>37615280
Like all Magical girls, first comes hope.

Then, only despair.

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>>37615280
SPOILERS:

MURDERFACE IS A CLARA DOLL

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>>3761532
Be nice.

After all, you can't be crushed if you don't have hope.

This Anon gets it. >>37615364

>>37615355
I don't know what this readerbase's obsession with suffering and bad ends is all about.

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>>37615389
Always got it.

All the time.

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>>37615389
BANE?

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>>37615398
Everyone here are kuybeys. It's the only explanation.

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>>37615398

>>37615137
>spoiler
What happens in the secret cabal, stays in the secret cabal.

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>>37615398

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>>37615426

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>>37615422
The Nameless One rises, anyon

>>37615381
Oh, CLARA can be a password too

>>37615454
>Steph
>secret cabal

anon pls

>>37614350 >>37614354 >>37614359 >>37614376

Slowly standing up from your seat - Muramasa gripped with your other hand - it's here that you make to hand over your Soul Gem to Ahriman. To the Prophet. To the main objective that you and your friends have been dying to kill.

Any other day, you would've hit yourself - or even kneecapped yourself - at the very fucking CONCEPT of doing something like this. Giving the crystallization of your own SOUL to a high-value target, one that had sent hordes of screaming magical girls at you to end your life - this went beyond making bad decisions, this was making bad decisions on PURPOSE. You weren't all that bright or clever, sure, but you never thought yourself to be infected with the specific kind of stupid necessary to do something like this.

But at this exact moment, Ahriman looked...well, sincere. More than that, she looked desperate. Not desperate in any cowardly, deceitful sense, where she only spoke what you needed to hear in order to leave yourself open to a killing blow - it was desperation that spoke of wanting to do something, anything, before it's too late. The desperation that made people rage against inevitability, to struggle against the dying of the light.

Was it enough to make you look away from everything she'd done so far and deem her worthy of trust? Of course not. You're not kidding anybody. You've never been that forgiving or that trusting.

But her desperation - and what she'd said - made her case one that was impossible to ignore, and something you just had to try. Because doing so otherwise would mean not knowing something that might help you deal with the situation you're in.

As you hold out your Soul Gem, to drop it into Ahriman's waiting hand--

[1/2]

>Kyouko dies in exchange for his sister's life
>Sayaka goes witch in the teleportation room
>Murderface dies because she hands over her soul gem
>Midori witches out

And kyubey managed to add 20 years to the universe's life.

Mission accomplished!

>>37615497
>that cliffhanger
>inb4 chikuwa
DECUUUUU

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>>37615497

+ Wait. WAIT! +

Your fingers close and your hand draws back in reflex. Ahriman frowns at this, and you turn to look at the source of the pulse.

+ Kong, what the absolute fuck do you think you're doing?! + Wendy's pulse is panicked now, at sharp contrast with her deadpan expression. The only thing giving her away is the sweat trickling down her face. + You're giving your Soul Gem to Ahriman. You're giving your SOUL GEM to the fucking TERRORIST that had a church full of our girls firebombed by a fucking Culexus. Just because she seems to have a change of heart, you're trusting her with your life now? WHAT THE FUCK? +

How do you respond?

[]I have to know. Seems to be the only way.
[]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?
[]Other.

>>37615518
>[X]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

SORRY WENDY, BUT THE BAD IDEAS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

>>37615518
[]Other.
Your right. If she's so adamant, she can suggest a way that doesn't involve giving my soul gem.

>>37615518
>[x]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?
Dammit Decu, I want to know what she wants us to know tonight!

>>37615518
[x]You're right, this was a terrible idea.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE

>>37615518
>[X]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

>>37615518
>[X]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

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>>37615518
>[]Other.
Activate time stop

>>37615518
>[X]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?
>[X]Other.
One way or the other, Ahriman will have to face the consequences of those deaths. Surely she realizes this?

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Hey guys, what would Midori's witch look like?

Is it a giant ball of ramen and boobs?

>>37615518
>[]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?
dis gun b gud

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>>37615518
>I got you and Mami to back me up, right?
This is a death flag, I can almost smell the dead end

[x] I have to know. Seems to be the only way.

Authorial exposition, GOOOOO!

also, it's time for blondeposting

>>37615518
>[]Other
You're right, this was a bad idea.
Anything you want to show me, you can do so when I hold the Golden Staff.

>>37615518
[]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

>>37615518
>[]I have to know. Seems to be the only way.
Ahriman should let Wendy keep a knife at her throat, you know, for some fucking insurance.
>>37615603
Or this

>>37615518
>[x]I have to know. Seems to be the only way.
>[x]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

>>37615518
>[X]Other
>You're right, this was a bad idea.
>Anything you want to show me, you can do so when I hold the Golden Staff.

>>37615518
>[x]Full of bad ideas, remember? And if it does go to shit, well...I got you and Mami to back me up, right?

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>>37615580
You called?

>>37615518
>[X]Other
>You're right, this was a bad idea.
>Anything you want to show me, you can do so when I hold the Golden Staff.
I knew this was going to be a bad idea.

>>37615518
>[]Other.
We come into OUR FUCKING RIGHT MIND and decide not to give her the soulgem. Then we tell the prophet that if she wants to comunicate with us she should hand over the staff

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>>37615650

>>37615518
>>37615620
I'd like to change my vote to just
>[x]I have to know. Seems to be the only way.

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>>37615600
Is this what you mean?

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>>37615674
what

>>37615518
>[x] I have to know. Seems to be the only way.

>>37615518
>>37615630
This was me. I'd like to change my vote.

>Other - "Any chance I could convince you to hand me the staff so we can chat that way? I'll even trade you this sword, let Oriko have a chat with Kirika while we're at it."

>>37615518
This >>37615603

If she needs a direct contact of souls, and Ahriman's soul is in the staff, then us holding the staff should work just as well as Ahriman-possessed Oriko holding our soul gem, right?

>>37615518

[x]Other.

"Sell me your story through the staff. That's what Golden Weapon spirits like you do, right ?"

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>>37615600

[x] Other

Have her hand us the golden staff, we know she'd be able to talk to us through it and its not like we could break it. Sounds like a fair deal.

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>>37615600

>>37615518
>[]Other.
>+ You're right. It's a terrible idea.+
>Ahriman, hand over the staff. You can tell me then, and let Oriko go.

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>>37615600

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>>37615600
Is 3d a problem?

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>>37615600

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>>37615600
thanks warmaster!

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>>37615600

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>>37615756
yes, get that shit away

>>37615518

I vote with this anon >>37615707
THIS! THIS THIS THIS THIS!

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>>37615600
Here we go

>>37615518
This;>>37615625

Why would she want to show this to us if she really wanted us dead? Why not just try to kill us?

Take the staff, save Oriko, find out what Ahriman knows later.

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>>37615756
3DPD pls go

>>37615756
Yes its a problem.

2d women don't file restraining orders when I wank at them.

Anons, help me, please. When I respond to a post, ¿How do I write the letters in green?

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>>37615600

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>>37615600
Also, one for the best blonde. Attarou-senpai, pls notice me

>>37615825
Find the witch that'll teach you to speak in red and gold.
Green is the color of shitposting.

>>37615825
>Put a carrot in front of your text
Only works when it's at the beginning of the line anymore

>>37615825

>
put that before the stuff you want green, you fucking noob bastard goat fucking crop dusting moisture farming vinegar husband.

>I remember being new.

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>>37615600

>>37615856
If you're going to post lewdtarou, why not post the pic decu drew the other day?

>>37615825
Buy a 4chan pass

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>>37615879
Good point, I had completely forgotten.

>>37615856
You're not fooling anyone, Attarou.

>>37615909
I regret absolutely nothing.

>>37615825
Wow.

People new to 4chan coming in from /tg/? I thought /tg/ was typically a secondary board.

>>37615924
Were you also the one who requested lewd Archivalfag?

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>>37615919
That wasn't me.
>>37615856
Senpai noticed you!
>>37615909
I still can't believe this happened.

>>37615825
Lurk more faggot

The rest of you
>spoon feeding something this basic
Google exists.

>>37615959
Yes he was. And lewd Nubum with ahegao.

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>>37615946

Its where I started.

I now call it home.

oh, and blondes.

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>>37615518
Since it hasn't gone up yet...

Also,

[x] Full of bad ideas, remember?

>>37615959
Lewd Writefags actually. When Decu wanted a specific one I spit out Archivalfag at random.

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>>37615959
>>37615991

This is a thing that needs to be done.

Would be nice to have a pic of Deswole with his sekrit cabal as pic related

>>37615862
Weeeellll... Thank you?

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>>37615991
>at random

Of course it was~

>>37616068
Remember. Nothing gay about a brojob between two bros.

>>37616118
That's lewd and not a blonde

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>>37616166
oh darn. Forgive me, warmaster!

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>>37615600
Canonically blonde in her quest

>>37616228
Forgiven.

You way want to delete the other post.[/spoiler[

>>37615909
I know he's a boy, but unf
I don't even feel bad about fapping to that

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>>37616011
You're welcome, you crack molesting brocolli rapist, now go fuck a cheeseburger.

>newbs must be made to suffer. its tradition, but welcome to the fun.

Oh, and Thank you, Warmaster

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>>37616454

>>37616492
imagine plunging your rock hard eversword into attarous boypussy and filling him full of sPUNk

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Late for the thread, but here I am, let's see what I missed...

...we're giving WHAT to WHO?

>>37616629
We're leading all the Writefags and drawfags.
All of them.

>>37616474
*JAM*

>>37616646
*lewding
We're leading them to their lewd fates.

>>37616005
>>37616108
>>37616454
>>37616492
>>37616540
>>37616629
>>37616646
>>37616710

>>37615924
Retracting this, I might slightly regret the avalanche of lewd that I started...

>>37616492
sauce?

>>37615973
Thank God that there exist kind people to help those who don´t know... and then we have this asshole
>>37615946
We always start at some point
>>37616474
Thanks!

>>37616540
"im *attarou*" he says weakly as you thrust into him. "not *ass*arou"/
you yank his head back by the collar. "that wasn't very good. are you trying to get a rise out of me?" you whisper in his ear.
"a-ahn!" he cries. "seems like i already have."

>>37616760
FYI, the rest of 4chan is nowhere near this friendly to newcomers. New folks are expected to glean this sort of information by lurking.

But welcome to the madhouse, in any case!

>>37616760
I have a question for you.

Given you are new here, did you know anything of 4chan before coming here or are you coming in blind?

>>37616729
Too late.
You're next.

>>37616730
Reverse image search (accessed by the little triangle in upper right corner of the post) gives sauce just fine.

Teaching man to fish, yada yada...

>>37615946
>People new to 4chan coming in from /tg/?
Given popularity Decu gets on Twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if some people came to 4chan just for MGNQ.

>>37616852
I know a lot about 4chan, like /b/ or pedobear, for example. I knew that this threads existed, but never wrote anything in them. Today I have finally started

>>37616729
I feel like the threads are getting progressively lewder with each passing month. So does Decu.

>>37616919
So you have a general knowledge of 4chan but it surprises you that people here can be jerkwads?

>>37615518
>you're doing?! + Wendy's pulse is panicked now, at sharp contrast with her deadpan expression. The only thing giving her away is the sweat trickling down her face. + You're giving your Soul Gem to Ahriman. You're giving your SOUL GEM to the fucking TERRORIST that had a church full of our girls firebombed by a fucking Culexus. Just because she seems to have a change of heart, you're trusting her with your life now? WHAT THE FUCK? +

'You know, this a real cluster fuck we've gotten ourselves in. Here we are. In Hell. Hunted by not one but two gods. And I'm about to give my soul gem to the person- well technically two people- that want me incredibly dead. And I'll do it too. Because I have to know what I'm up against. I know these golden... things twist their users. Look at you for example. Or what happened to she who has been screaming at me the past two minutes in this sword to slit your throat. Even while you wear the flesh of her lover, she just wants blood. After you do whatever you need to do with my gem -be it lies, a curse or whatever- you will then probably try to kill me. Hopefully you will politely pass my soul gem back to me in between but we both know how this will end.'

'Mami. Wendy. If I die either leave the gold here or lock it where no one can get to it.'

'Ahriman. Catch.'

>>37616897
I don´t have a Twitter account. I discovered MGNQ by pure luck

>>37616946
It doesn´t surprise me in the slightest. On the contrary, I am surprised that someone was kind enough to help me, considering, as you say, how people on 4chan act

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>>37616797
It's hard for me to stay upset after reading this.When's the sudden mood 180?

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>>37615518
>[]I have to know. Seems to be the only way.
Well, do you feel lucky?

>>37616937
It's the secret Lewd cabal expanding its influence in the threads.

>>37616992
glad you enjoyed it. i know i did~

>>37617070
It's only you, Nubum, and you know it

>>37617070
It's getting real hard to keep track of all these "secret" cabals.

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WHY CAN"T THEY JUST HOLD HANDS OR SOMETHING EQUALLY LEWD

>>37616492
But Yamada did become a girl in the end!
Technically so did Adam, but that won't stop him.

>>37616992
>>37617087
Get a room you two.

>>37617117
Who's that on the left?

Am I the only one here who thinks this doesn't matter because Chiaki probably doesn't need her soulgem anyway?

>>37617169
I'm also starting to think this.

The moment it's crushed, the illusion fades and she reveals to the world (and herself) that she is Ai.

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>>37617147
Karin

>>37617140
i dont need it, im already finished for now
in more ways than one~

>>37617169
That would probably leave everyone in the room with some uncomfortable questions

>>37617169
No you are not (but I still think its bad, maybe she can live without it, but the soulgem is linked to Midori if I recall correctly)

>>37617169
Why do you think Chiaki doesn´t need her soulgem? Because of the link with Walmart Night? No, I think it is still neccesary. Nothing has given us a solid proof of what you are saying is true

>>37617221
>Ahriman breaks soulgem
>Chiaki lives
>Midori dies

I see no down side.

>>37617237
SHUT UP, YOU FOOL! DON´T GIVE DECU IDEAS

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>>37617169
It's entirely possible, but all the fuckery that has been done to her soul gem in siberia makes me not 100% certain of it.
>>37617224
He's thinking Chiaki a love
>>37617237
Oh right, fuck

>>37617224
Chiaki has been called a witch multiple times and the last time someone examined it Chiaki got a hint that the thing is really fucking weird..

It's just a thought. I didn't actually participate in the vote.

>>37617169
I've considered that possibility but wouldn't gamble on it just yet.

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This thread is just getting better and better.

>>37617237
And nothing of value was lost.

>>37617258
>Oh right, fuck
Shitshitshitshit

>>37617291
Believe in Decu, for he is HUGE and our suffering sustains him.

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>>37616992
Attarou moans beneath you as force the tip of your cephalopod against the entrance of his boy-mollusk. With a pop, your slick eel slides into his ocean cavern. You slowly work into his depths, and he pants heavily as you dive into his Marinas Trench. Like a mollusk, his walls clamp down tightly on your squid, sending pleasures tingling down your member, like he were an educated prostitute. The sweet mollusk-smell of your love making permeates the air as you begin to thrust faster, churning Attarou's waters. His arms give and he collapses, face down to the bed. You take advantage of it, and reangle yourself to thrust even deeper as your scuba diver reaches the very depths of his boy-mollusk, touching and rubbing against the surface of his rough coral reef.

>>37617316
Nasuverse pls go.
And take NECO with you.

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>>37617316
what

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>>37617316
Aahh. The return of the "why boner."

With a Vengence.

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>>37617316
Nasu stop Shitposting on 4chan and get back to writing part 2 of best girl's VN