>>37625182
So...

>>37625182
w-waiting

>>37625182
dont do this to me OP
>Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/account
might want to double check that m8

>>37625182
upon further reasearch it is possible to have a coat of plates(not exactly plate armor but plated this would be brand new tech at the time of your death)it would just be brand new tech and not exactly shining(covered in cloth) and may explain why we only have the mace and shield. as the rest of your cash went into the new fangled armor

also the idea that he thinks of it as plate armor due to not having anything to compare it to

just a suggestion your quest not mine and I know you prewrote a bunch of stuff to make this fun(incomplete historical accuracy isn't destroy my enjoying the quest)

in any case I like this quest so far continue to be awesome

>>37626062
https://twitter.com/Dread_Horseman last I saw

>>37625182

You stroll onto the thoroughfare, following lady Lisa with the unconscious arab over your shoulder. You survey your surroundings, "It may be that I have been flung far from my own days, but surely the law of the land looks upon a trussed man borne unwillingly with a condescending eye? Even if he is a heathen. Will we not be accosted?" you query. Lisa sighs, "I'm going to have to have a talk with you about modern etiquette. And if we are stopped by the police let me do the talking, but if they question you just say that you are escorting you're drunken freind home from a costume party. We tied him up after he became violent." She says, continuing her walk with a quickened pace.

You continue onwards, walking underneath giant buildings, spires and towers and Citadels miles high, seemingly impossible in length. And yet you feel somewhat at home, as if you were meant to be here, at this time.

You follow Lisa as silently as possible, aware that any off comment may bring suspension and distrust amoungst the natives, into a grey spire, into a glimmering room, lined with bizarre trinkets and eldritch contraptions of all kinds. She whistles at you, and you realize that you have been simply circling the room, browsing the various objects and the attendants or servants have been watching you nervously.

She ushers you into another metal portal and pushes a glassy run. Which immediately glows yellowish.

>>What is this?
>>What was that?
>>Where are we now?
>>Where are we going?
>>Did I do something wrong?
>>Write In

Come on guys. You know I'm slow. Also I'm going to try and show thay 19 Int a little better.

>>37626176
>>What this?
>>What this?
>>Theres magic in the air!

>>37626122
I only prewrote a little. But I have a few ideas on how to fix my error.

>>37626062
Sorry anon, I'm a dumb faggot of the highest order. Listen to >>37626153 he knows his shit.

>>37626176
>>What is this?

>>37626236
It took all of my strength not to write that.

>>37626176
what is this and...did i do something wrong?

>>37626176
WHAT IS THIS

>>37626275
im just waiting for the moment where she turns on the tv and he trys to free the man in the box

>>37626176
>What is this?
>What was that?
>Where are we now?
>Where are we going?

>>37626321
>>37626321
am waiting for him to marvel at her cell phone acting as a translator for our nor arabic guest

>>37626449
or the trapped demon siri

Im imagining us playing vidya geams and getting super salty about fantasy armor

>>37626236
>>37626276
>>37626302

The box shakes and you lash out, grabbing onto a square railing running along the wall, "By God! What is this machination?" You shout, thankfuling not stirring the arab. "Relax," Lisa says, putting a reassuring hand on your free arm, "It's just an elevator, it's a steel box suspended on strong steel ropes that pull us upwards to higher levels of the building." Her explanation is brief but sufficient, so you place your trust in her trust of the "elevator". The twin doors of the machine slide open, revealing a plain white hallway, sharing none of the splendor of the world you've seen so far. Lisa bustles down the hall way toward a door emblazoned with the numerals 942. She fiddles in her satchel and produces a keyring, inserting it into the door and unlocking it.

You don't know what to make of the room inside, since you don't have any preconceptions on what such a room should look like. There are bookshelves everywhere, with booms lining the walls in the shelves and in neat piles here and there. There a elongated chair of some kind cushioned chair facing a long piece of black glass.

Lisa shuts the door behind you, "You can lay him down on the sofa," pointing to the brown chair thing, "I'm going to change out of my work clothes, the bathroom is in there, you can relieve yourself and wash, the kitchen is this area over there, there's some food in the fridge, the big white box with the doors, uhm...think that's it, I'll be right back." She hurries off into what must be her room.

>>Go to bathroom
>>Inspect kitchen
>>Look around current room
>>Write in.

>>37627178
>Go to bathroom
>Don't piss in the sink

>>37627178
>>Go to bathroom
>inb4 we a bucket full of feces out the window

>>37627178
inspect kitchen

>>37627178
>>Inspect kitchen
We must be hungry after all that's happened. We must also check this... "Fridge" device.

it's been 800 years since we ate we must be hungry

>>37627295
our bladder must also be full and I don't want to explode the moment we imbibe anything

>>37627178
>Ask where the bathroom bucket is.

>>37627384
clearly it cannot be the only one filled with clean water that would be lunacy

>>37627426
Why would you excrete into a bowl of clean water? What a waste!

>>37627178
>>Go to bathroom

>>37627426
Clearly it is used to wash our face

>>37627458
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLEAN WATER MAGICALLY APPEARS INTO THIS BOWL OUT OF THIS TRINKET?!

WHAT BLACK MAGICS ARE THESE?!

>>37627477
we're smarter then that, though I do imagine it might confuse us some

>>37627484
You never really think about it but its fucking crazy how they get water all the way up a skyscraper

Guys, I assume we still think light bulbs have flames inside and that "elevator" was operated by peasants who are paid handsomely 1/4 a pound,, to raise and lower it by the baron who presides over this castle city.

>>37627545
Do we even know about mirrors? Won't we freak out at seeing this mimic taking our form and replicating our movements?

>>37627567
Nah they had mirrors back in the crusades. But no television. "What's with the tiny people in the magic box!?"

>try and show thay 19 Int a little better.
>Players decide to be dumbasses and start shouting about evil magic in the toilet.

I suppose that's /tg/ for you.

>>37627700
there is a difference between how we act in this strange situation IC, and how we discuss things idly OOC anon, the two are not connected.

>>37627700
I'm trying to get it all out of my system for when we actually get shit in in quest

>>37627741
shit done*
god dammit

>>37627700
We are not intelligence 19 for hundreds of years ago. Smart enough to understand how to behave with courtly manner, read English, do math, and plan strategm. Our character doesnt know physics, or electricity, or modern laws. If he gets explained them he will understand but as of right now it's still day 0 of being in the future.

>>37627700
You realize no matter how much of a genius we are, we were born and raised with the knowledge and general common sense established during the crusades.

>>37627791
We are intelligence*
Tablet please. Delete what I tell you to...

so what do we do with our arab friend logically we cannot keep him here and we cannot carry him out trussed up
I say we explain where he is to him and details about what life is like any more then drop him ff at some random mosk

>>37628257
if he causes problems for us, we can throw him to the police and they'll lock his loony ass up

>>37628257
I'll agree to that. Assuming one of us can speak the other's language.

>>37628333
if the knight can't am sure the ladies cell phone has a translation app....could convince him some strange miracle is at work(which I suppose is sorta true)

>>37627227
>>37627234
>>37627322
>>37627384

You feel and hear Nature's call deep in your bowels. 'Bath room' it is. You enter the room that Lisa pointed out and you immediately see why it's called a bathroom. At the end of the room you see a white basin surrounded by a strange cloth suspended by a metal loop thay connects to other Strange protuberances and pipes.

You can wash after you relieve yourself. You don't see a chamber pot or bucket near, nor do you smell one. You decide to inspect the the smaller basin that is reminiscent of a throne with a lid of some sort for a seat. It is filled with crystal clear water that you would have washed your face with but you remind yourself that this is where the modern man relieves himself. You decide to not trust the basin until you inspect the other wider but smaller one in wall, with what appears to be a spigot of some kind.

>>Inspect Throne basin further
>>Inspect Spigot Basin further
>>Inspect Bath
>>Shit in throne
>>Shit in Spigot basin
>>Shit in Bath
>>Write in

>>37628522
>>Inspect Throne basin further
>>Inspect Spigot Basin further

>>37628522
>Inspect Throne basin further
>Shit in throne

>>37628522
>Inspect Throne basin further
>Shit in throne

>>37628522
>>Inspect Throne basin further
>>Inspect Spigot Basin further

>>37628624
>>37628570
Do we really have a reason IC to shit in the throne?

>>37628673
If I fits I shits

>>37628689
I found this way too funny

>>37628522
Inspect throne basin further
Inspect spigot basin further

>>37628522
We're... We're choosing where to shit. These are actual choices.

I love this quest.

>>37628673
I'm sure he can pick up on the similarities between a sink and a wash basin and a toilet and a chamber pot.

>>37628774
when in doubt 19 Int

>>37628689
lel

>>37628689
Dropped the trip

>>37629195
>>37628708
>>37628738
You're welcome. I try hard.

>>37628673
>>37628624
>>37628570
>>37628565

You decide to inspect the basin with the spigots a little more. You turn one of the spigots slowly...and water comes pouring! Fascinating! As cold and crisp as a winter morning no less! You suddenly think on the millions of ways such an act could be performed but you decide that any mechanism you will observe will most likely be beyond your immediate deduction, so you do not dwell on it for too long. You turn the spigot in the other direction and the deluge ceases. You try a go at the other spigot and interestingly enough hot water flows out. This is truly unique, but this basin does not seam to be an efficient waste repository.

You decide to inspect the chair-like basin. There is a silver lever on the side and you pull up on it. No noticeable result. You push down on it, which earns you a roaring sound that makes you jump and hit your side on the basin with the spigots. You do notice that water within the basin has rushed out, flowing down the wide mouth of the basin. you try to think of a reason for such a mechanism and the only one you can think of is to evacuate excrement! Now how to use such a device? The only logical action is to squat over it with your feet on the wide rim of the bowl.

You disrobe, struggling slightly with the metal teeth of the blue linen trousers, and take position and proceed with your business.

>>Write in

>>37629559
Uh, and then he pooped?

>>37629559
maybe try sitting on it? it might be more comfortable, it is elevated above the floor as such that it negates the need to squat over it

>>37629559
Sit facing the basin side. There's a little table there to rest our head or play some sick war drum beats while we do our business.

>>37629632
pfthahahaha

but seriously thats a stupid idea

>>37629613
>>37629622
>>37629632
>>37629658

I dun goofed

You notice that there is a perfect mirror in front if you! It's been a long while since you've gotten a good look at yourself...

You just notice how
>>Blue
>>Green
>>Brown
your eyes are...

>>37629632
Holy fuck I'm pretty sure I almost woke up my entire family.

>>37629793
>Blue
Aryan as fuck

>>37629793
>>>Green

>>37629793
>>Blue

>>37629559
since we totally faded to black with the whole pooping thing...right? I would recommend cleaning in the basin then waiting with the unconscious heathen >>37629793 blue I was going to suggest green but then I would be compelled to go for ginger...no the vote is for blue

>>37629793
>>Blue

>>37629793
>>Blue
>Angle
>not being aryan as fuck

>>37629874
>>37629858
>>37629839
>>37629818

Blue. Like the North Sea. You're
>>Red
>>Black
>>Brown
>>Blonde
hair is a bit of mess though...

>>37629948
>>Blonde

>>37629948
>>>Black

>>37629948
>Blonde

>>37629948
>Blonde

>>37629948
>Brown

>>37629948
blonde

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>>37629948
>>Blonde

>>37629948
>You're hair
No I'm not.

>>37630029
that is charles from is right?

>>37629948
>>Black

>>37629948
>>Blonde

>>37630052
Yes.

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>>37630052
Yes

>>37629948
Blonde

>>37630089
>>37629974
>>37630006
>>37630018
>>37630029
>>37630089

The Brickvelt family line traces it roots back to Germania, and you wear your germanic features well, the Blonde hair, the blue eyes, a
>>Epic Beard
>>Dashing Mustache
>>Shaved Face
paired with a strong jaw, you think you cut a striking image. As any proper night should.

>>37630298
>>Epic Beard
Holy fuck how has Lisa not fallen for us yet?

>>37630026
>>37630298
>>>Shaved Face
also >knight

>>37630298
>>Shaved Face

>>37630298
>>Shaved Face
We are the night!

>>37630298
>Shaved face

>>37630298
>>Shaved Face

>>37630330
We must consider the distinct possibility that Lady Lisa prefers the company of the fairer sex.

>>37630298
> Epic beard.

>>37630298
>>>Shaved Face

I like how we got to thread 3 before we finished char gen but it was done in a way that does not fill me with rage

>>37630298
>>Epic Beard

>>37630330
she already has, but women in this age are a different beast

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I figured our guy to be a mustache guy, but I voted for shaven face because epic beard isn't for smart spaghetti guise until later in life

>>37630384
*Sweats nervously* w-wait kind of QM w-would even think about doing that...

>>37630384
>prefers the company of the fairer sex.
Knights? They are the fairer sex.

>>37630331
>>37630353
>>37630359
>>37630378
>>37630410

Your shaven face illustrates your strong features perfectly, while also reducing drag!
>>+3 Dex.
You finish your business and look around for anything to clean your self with. Interestingly enough there is a roll of apparently that could be used for such a purpose. After tossing the papers into the basin you activate the rapids and all of your matter is snatched away. You use the spigot basin to a once over for you bum and rinse your hands. Modern life isn't so difficult after all.

I don't know if I've got any more posts left in me guys. Would you guys be okay with ending it here and starting up again early tomorrow?

>>37630721
I would be all right with an early thread sleepy qm makes dumb mistakes and lets evil players do stuff like piss off people and waifu bullshit

>>37630721
Sure. Might want to archive it just in case though.

>>37630734 not that a I am totally nt guilty of such things too

capcha nstab
no capcha we do not have a knife yet

>>37630721
>while also reducing drag!
>>>+3 Dex.
pfthahaha

>I don't know if I've got any more posts left in me guys. Would you guys be okay with ending it here and starting up again early tomorrow?
no worries OP, just archive the thread and we'll try to keep it alive overnight, thanks for running

>>37630734
>>37630736
Okay. Thanks for being so understanding. If you look through the archives you can see where I start getting tired by how much the perspective shifts and the spelling and grammar goes out the fucking window.


The twitter for the Dreadful affair is Horseman @Dread_Horseman

>>37630749
Epic Beard was going to be Strength and the Dashing Rougestache was going to be luck. You lot don't get the Tactician's Chops.

I'll archive it in sup/tg/ and just start earlier tomorrow.

>>37630772
Were you still going to run a civ thread sometime soon? Or was that a different QM?

>>37630782
>and the Dashing Rougestache was going to be luck
damnit I should have voted for that

will we have a chance to grow facial hair to help our skills later on?

>>37630783
Naw. Thay was me.

I'm thinking Bioengineering Merfolk, Teifling Paladins of Bahamut, and Robot Death Cult as possible PC races with the newly formed Psionic Human outcast nation, Hobgoblin legion, and ninja elves as npc races that you can ally with. But I'm just taking notes now.

>>37630803
Yep. It'll take a thread or two though. You'll get more chances for bonuses though so don't worry, you still need to pick a background and a family chrest/tabard so don't worry.

>>37630420
I'm glad. We're not fully done yet. If begin to feel the hate flow through you let me know.


Alright guys! That's it from me tonight. check the twitter for updates.

>>37630887
>Yep. It'll take a thread or two though. You'll get more chances for bonuses though so don't worry, you still need to pick a background and a family chrest/tabard so don't worry.
Cool, it would help a bit to know what the bonus the thing we're picking gives though

>>37630908
I kinda want you guys to build the character and pick things based in what you like and what you think Ser Aldrich would actually do. I'll think about it though, definitely.

>>37625182
No one noticed I used the wrong Name. Thank god.

>>37630958
We did, we just felt it was in poor taste to bring it up since you rarely use the correct name at all anyways.

bamp

>>37632244
recent events around the time we died Pope Innocent excommunicate our king and then declared him deposed although we might not know that yet since we were in the Holy Land at the time

>>37632751
the date might not be perfect as that was the last time we held an honest woman not necessarily recent to the time we died

unless our crusade was being led by Prince Edward the first during 1270 when Henry the third was king of course that means either our knight is in His60s he got the math wrong or he just heard 21st century and assumed it was exactly 800 years forward the advantage of it being 1270 is England attacked acre and it went poor

>>37633045
Seeing as we have 19 intelligence jumping to conclusion is our best option there even really smart people get emotional

>>37633097
other advantage of that Year is coat of plates armor was definitely a thing. by the way Edward goes home unsuccessful in that onebecause the French never showed up to back him upby the time he got home his father had already diedand he was crowned immediately

bedtime bump, can another anon please keep the thread alive

>>37633927
you got it m8

So I'm back. Shall we continue or leave it?

>>37635301
Well I'm for continuing

>>37635301
this anon is heading to bed as my timezone sucks ass, but if the other players are still around, then by all means continue, though you might want to post on twitter saying your back in the thread

>>37635301
does this mean we finally finish our adventures in the bathroom of the future?

>>37635438
>>37635327
Probably. Give me a moment for some breakfast then we can get this thread rolling again.

Bump

Bump.

>>37635902
Hey OP it's been two hours this still on?

>>37638019
>>37637478
>>37636630

Lost my phone.

You exit the bath room, wiping your hands off on your trousers. The saracen is still asleep on the 'sofa'.

>>Inspect Kitchen
>>Check on Lisa
>>Sit down next to the arab
>>Inspect the living space
>>Write in

>>37638977
>Examine some of Lisa's books.

>>37639004
See if we can find a history one then weep

>>37638977
>Examine some of Lisa's books

>>37639004
>>37638977

This is a good idea. As someone of at least decent intellect and schooling we would know that texts contain knowledge on the current times. Inb4 50 Shades of Camelot

>>37639100
>implying that she isnt gay

>>37639177
Well there's nothing that implies she is so...

>>37638977
>Inspect Kitchen

>>37638977
Inspect the living space.

>>37638977
>Examine some of Lisa's books.

>>37639004
>>37639045
>>37639093
>>37639100
>>37639320
>>37639466

You decide to inspect the maiden's scholarly cache. There are hundreds of books, some are absolutely illegible, written in some sort of oriental scrawl. You see a Quran nestled next to a Jewish Torah. You find this infinitely humorous, as well as possible confirmation of her Judaism. There are a few books on what they call 'medieval' Europe as well as few books on the east during your time period, and a few on Modern history and something about 'America'.

>>European History
>>Eastern history
>>Modern History
>>Keep looking
>>Write In

>>37639705
>European History
We need to know... sooner or later we need to know... The Crusades, The 100 years war, Napoleon, etc...

>>37639705
>>Modern History
W-we're not ready for the results of the crusade, yet.

>>37639705
>>Modern History
"Wth is an "America""

>>37639705
>>Eastern History

>>37639705
modern history, what is new york, what happened to old york, and how is the holy roman empire and the british empire holding up?

>>37639705
>>Modern History

>>37639705
>>>European History

>>37639705
>European History

>>37639928
was the Empire even really a thing when he left?

>>37640274
I just checked no it wasn't. one less thing to worry about

>See goofy ass knight pic.
>Find thread about time displaced knight. Okay this oughta be shit
>Knight is trying to puzzle out how to properly shit in modern day new york
>Shits properly, Rinses ass in sink likely staining the entire thing brown.

Okay maybe it wont be shit. Lurking for now.

>>37639928
>>37639738
>>37639750
>>37640009

You begin to take out a tome on what would have been your recent future. Maybe a few hundred years afterwards, but you decide to put it away for a book titled "The Origin of America and it's place in Modern History."

The letters of the tome are only slightly confusing but you manage to read the prologue. The book sparsley details the early explorers that helped find a giant landmass to the...west? Beyond the Atlantic ocean....beyond everything... You are recovered from your shock when the author adds that early Scandinavian peoples where the first to discover the new world. You chuckle to yourself, you don't know what you would do if those swarthy bastards beat your people you to it.

>>Continue Reading the Book.
>>Put this one down, find another
>>Sit on the sofa and read
>>Put this down go to kitchen
>>Write In

>>37640676
>>Sit on the sofa and read

>>37640676
>>>Continue Reading the Book.
Not on sofa, the filthy arab might wake up

>>37640676
>>Continue Reading the Book.

>>37640676
>Continue reading as you walk to the kitchen.

>>37640676
>>Continue Reading the Book.

>>37640676
>Sit on the sofa and read
Are we going to reclaim America in the name of the king?

>>37640782
We have 19 int. We're going to reclaim the holy land for the Queen, ya dingus

>>37640804
>the Queen
Don't they have a king or a prince incharge of England?

>>37640633

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Modern%20Knight%20Quest

There's the archive if you want to catch up. I'm painfully slow so you won't miss much.

>>37640835
No, the queen is in charge.

>>37640835
Currently its the queen. There is precedent for that and its not nearly as big a deal as you'd think.

That and shes too big a political and cultural figure to mock.

>>37640804
Aren't we french ?

>>37640952
I'm fairly certain we're english.

>>37640952
English with roots in Germany

>>37640975
>>37640952
Both England and France were allied during this time I think. Its very likely there was interaction between both groups. Hell, Richard the Lionheart spent all of eight months in england and didn't even speak the English language.

>>37640952
Lisa said that we were English.

We were speaking french in the beginning because the upper nobles and royalty spoke nothing but french for a huge amount of time, and we assumed that the healthy and well fed people of NYC were obviously nobles or wealthy merchants of some sort.

>>37640952
We just speak the language.

>>37641030
Ok then

Bump

Can we boost stats/ skills?

>>37640710
>>37640713
>>37640723
>>37640782
>>37640766

America. A land across the sea...so the Norse men where the first to find it, establishing trade with the strange northern natives, although these trade routes are oft forgotten and shrouded in myth. Then an after an expedition by an Italian merchant and explorer Christopher Colombus funded by the Spanish crown the modern Europe of then finally discovers what will become America. The timeline advances with the Spanish exploitation of the new world. You continue reading the book as you head to the kitchen area.

>>Continue Reading
>>Examine the 'Frydge'
>>Look through the cupboards and drawers
>>Write In
>> Deride the QM for being a slow typing faggot.

>>37642193
>>Examine the 'Frydge'

>>37642193
>>Continue Reading

>>37642193
>Examine the 'Frydge'
>Question if the light stays on when the door is closed
>Berate the QM

>>37642193
>Examine the 'Frydge'

Opie I miss you

>>37642193
Time for more modern sorcery TO THE FRIDGE!

>"My God how did she put the spirit of winter in this thing!?!"

Then we think she's a witch. hilarity ensues.

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>>37642353

>>37642193
>>Continue Reading
Why are you so slow

>>37642193
Examine frydge... she said there was food in there

>Also my kind of faggot

>>37642271
>>37642344
>>37642398
I don't really prewrite, and I'm teaching my little brother to play magic

>>37642353
we already thinks she's a Jewish apparently

>>37642450
And I like dropping my name and trip

>>37642471
>Berate Faggot OP for being slow and dropping trip, hug myself and feel better for being a complete autist.

By the end of this your brother better be a fucking beast at magic

>>37642233
>>37642271
>>37642286
>>37642418

You take note of your hunger setting down the book on the counter. The white Frydge has two doors, like a stable, and is made of the same underterminable material thay is stored common in this future, that is neither wood nor stone nor metal.

>>Top door
>>Longer bottom door
>>Write In

>>37643988
I gave him my Temur deck. He beat my completely illegal Monowhite. I'm proud.

>>37644411
>>Longer bottom door

>>37644411
To the top door!

"Gah! A blizzard is in her box!"

>>37644411
>>>Longer bottom door

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37644411
>Rip door off the frydge with mighty aryan knight force

>>37644411
oh man, we come from a time where milk going bad in the summer was witchcraft
>>Longer bottom door

>>37644411
>>Top door

Bump ?

Sir you are breaking my balls

>>37644411
Top Door.

>>37644411
have to say you don't have to go to this level of minuuttia especially on quests. you have a slow rate of writing we can accept glossing over minor details of what order we opened the fridge doors in

>>37644411
What >>37646890 said, you have the right to take liberties, maximize the interest in the quest, and even railroad a little bit to speed it up and keep interest in it all.

>>37646890
hes playing magic with his little bro apparently

>>37646890
Agreed. I give zero fucks about which door he opens.

>>37647000
can't he just train a rooster to play it for him like all the other cool kids?

>>37647020
I don't think that's a good idea we have enough kids playing Magic like a bunch of cocks already

Sorry I'm boarding a train. Tomorrow I don't have ANYTHING going on so I'm going to be posting a little more regularly, also I'll have a computer, so that helps

You open the bottom door, and are greeted with a chilly breeze, and a glowing phiall of light. Within the Frydge itself are several strange bottles and parcels on metal racks that you would rather not disturb without Lisa. There is a ham hock upon a plate in the center of the chamber. You take it out and plate it upon the counter next. 'If she be a jew, she is not very observant, is she?' you think to yourself. You go to rip off a chunk of ham when you hear Lisa re-enter the room. You try your hardest to stifle a chuckle when you see her: she is adorned in a modern shirt, much like yours save it is much larger and I'll suited to her smaller frame. Her pants are equally large and loose, but the way it waves suggest a very fine cloth.

>>You look good
>>You look terrible
>>So this where you lay your head?
>>I've been reading up on America!
>>What the hell is going on with the frydge.
>>I believe I've figured out modern rest rooms
>>Write in

The dumbass decisions where to let you guys know I was still there and to keep the thread alive. I'm in a better situation now and I'll be golden tomorrow

>>37648106
>>You look good
>>So this where you lay your head?
>>I believe I've figured out modern rest rooms
>>What the hell is going on with the frydge.

>>37648106
>>I've been reading up on America!

>>37648106
>You look good
>I believe I've figured out modern restrooms
> What kind of sorcery is this!? (wave hand at fydge)

>>37648136
>>37648183
>>37648176

You smile "You look quite well Lady DeRetti." You remark slyly. She scoffs, "It's good to see that you haven't left your humour in the dark ages." Dark ages? "Excus-" you start. "Nevermind that. just an expression. What have you got there?" She says pointing to the book. "Ah, yes! I've been reading about the 'New World!' quite fascinating. I was slightly perturbed that España had conquered the new world first, but the prologue did allude to a grand English empire thay had major Holding within America." She looks worriedly then just says, "I'll give you a quick history lesson tomorrow, I see your settling in well, what happened in the bathroom, I heard the toilet flush." You nod enthused, "Ah, not to worry m'lady I have already intuited the usage of thy 'bath room' and it's various basins." You proclaim proudly. She bites her lip, "Oh...okay...let me just take a look..." She goes to enter the bathroom, opens the door, looks at the taller basin, and shuts the door. "We need to have a talk about restroom ediquet."

This might be it for me tonight. My phone is dying. Tomorrow the thread will definitely be earlier and a little quicker. Today was just crazy as hell and probably not the best time to run a quest. Sorry for all the bullshit and inconvenience. Follow the twitter for updates!

>>37649052
dropped your trip OP

thanks for the thread, do you want us to keep this one alive or will you make a new one tomorrow? if you do make a new one remember to link it in twitter when it starts

>>37649121
Nah. Let it die. By the time I get to homebase I'll be to tired to run it properly. I'll post on the twitter two hours ahead of when I expect to run it.