>>37818481
You are crouched up on a ledge overlooking the mining camp dug into the side of the mountain. The only other route in to the camp than your path which doesn't involve rolling several hundred feet down a mountainside is the main route down the mountain and into the pass leading to the Skyhunter camp. It is solid ambush territory, but of course the Skyhunters do have the unfortunate advantage of their flying mounts.

From your observations here, you would count 20 orcs, as well as some 40 slaves, mostly males to work the mine itself, but there are a handful of females as well, to keep the orcs happy from what you've seen. There would appear to be two orcs in charge here, a female of perhaps 40 years of age, lean and not unattractive, who seems to be keeping a close eye on the slaves themselves, a wicked steel blade at her hip, and a lash in her hand. The other is a hulking one-eyed brute sat with a few other orcs near the pass entrance, guarding it.

So Or'kug, how do you wish to proceed?

>Write-in

>>37818488
Links as per usual:
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>>37818488
Have we observed them? Noted any patterns?
How is the female and brute treated/regarded? How do they interact with the other orcs? With the slaves? Is the one-eye a half-orc?

Maintain vigilance on camp. Try to lay some traps on the path to the main skyhunter camp, just to slow them down if things go awry.

Also wretched timing, had to sleep now, will catch later warlord.

Is there even the slightest chance we could sneak closer? I'd want to set up some of our troops in a better position to attack if negotiations fail.

>>37818507
Warlord, why are you still linking the pastebin for character bios when the google doc for the character bios is so much more up to date?

>>37818630
That is a good question...

I shall try to remember to change that next time.

>>37818488
uhm, openly approach and demand to speak but leave a few orcs behind just in case.

>>37818488
lure out a few orcs and make contact

>>37818488
How about capturing a single slave real quick and getting info out of them?

>>37818739
risky, but doable.

>>37818666
I think that would be best, but we would need to leave most of them behind to try and show that we are by no means afraid.

>>37818739
nope the slaves are being watched

>>37818813
I'm pretty sure the hottie milf doesn't have 360° vision.

We need to recruit the one-eyed orc and have him and ya'zada fight close enough to each other in battle so that way we'll have the equivalent of one really wide two-eyed orc.

>>37818878
What if they're both missing the same eye, though?

Sorry about that, was on the phone to the parents.

>>37818558
Not notable pattern yet, but you've only been watching them for a couple of hours.

The female seems to be taking more of a direct hand in directing the slaves along with several other orcs. The brute seems to be more in charge of guarding and general sentry duty. Both seem to have their little cluster of orcs they deal with directly, and neither seem to interact with each other much.

The one-eyed orc is large, but he's not a halfbreed, just big and heavily built.

>>37818612
Yes, you could get fairly close from this position, you think with some careful movement you could also probably slip around the camp to the pass that leads to the Skyhunter camp.

>>37818906
Easy, tie them back to back so they can have 360 degree vision>>37818906


>>37818943

Then I'd suggest sneaking some orcs around so we can pincer attack if shit goes wrong. Then initiate very honest diplomacy with Dru'ak as the really tough looking orc that folds his arms and is our muscle.

>>37818976
Which do we approach tho? The qt or the brute? Just call out both from halfway between them or something, so we seem neutral towards both?

>>37818943
I support >>37818976
Not the eye part, the other bit.

>>37818976
I don't think we should be sneaking about if diplomacy is our first plan.

>>37819034
Well if we start talking and these guys decide to just kill us, we want to make sure we are in the most favorable position possible for us winning this fight. They expect us to come from one side, but if we have five sneaky dudes hit them in the rear, that will fuck them up enough to give us an edge to win the fight. Of course, if we get caught moving them over there, diplomacy is essentially out. So there is a risk.

>>37819034
This has some truth to it, to be fair. If they get discovered, it could fuck us over. If they don't get discovered and they accept our proposition, however, we will seem more competent by having orcs good enough at sneaking to set up an ambush in their own camp without being discovered.

Alright, so.

>Approach openly with everyone.
>Approach openly with a few orcs, leave the rest back.
>Lure out a few orcs to make contact.
>Capture a slave to question.
>Sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

>>37819088
>sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

>>37819088
>Sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

>>37819100
sounds good, there may be risk, but there is all the more reward if we succeed.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37819088
>>Approach openly with a few orcs, leave the rest back

And testing dice

>>37819115
Testing failed

>>37819088
>Sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

>sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

>>37819088
>Lure out a few orcs to make contact.

>>37819088
>Sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.

Going in all at once seems like it'd make them react defensively like it's an attack, we don't want that, would be better to do it gradually or approach just one or two of us their representative or something.

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>>37819115
I have a bad feeling about this.

>>37819088
>Sneak some orcs around to the pass so that you can ambush if things go wrong, then engage diplomacy.
Jesus I never knew reading can be so hard when there is a chick with her tits practically out across you on the bus.

>>37819226
Alright, sneaking some guys around is the winner.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37819271
come on Or'kug

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37819271
We got this

>>37819278
We sure do...

>>37819271

>>37819278
Apparently we don't...

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37819271

>>37819278
Well shit.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Blah blah

>>37819297
Come on guys, one more roll, I rolled the seven already so I won't roll again.
>>37819311
Thank you, you got us a chance at least.

Want to burn favor for a reroll?
>Yes
>No

>>37819334
yes

>>37819334
Eh, fuck it sure.

>>37819334
Yes

>>37819334
>>No

>>37819334
Did you suddenly start doing crits?

If so yes if not a 13 is enough.

>>37819334
Na, lets roll to talk our way out of this fail

>>37819334
>Yes

>>37819334
WAIT
Does this get Or'kug's bonus added to it?
Because if so, that's an 18.

>>37819334
No

>>37819351
If they catch our guys, talk for peace is all over

>>37819334
>No

>>37819334
>yes

>>37819334
>Nah

>>37819370
It's a Command roll since he's not personally leading the group sneaking around.

So it's a 16.

>>37819397
then No

>>37819397
Nooooo

>>37819388
>>37819364
>>37819346
>>37819336
A 16 is enough to hide a few orcs anon
We don't have crits

>>37819397
No, then

Alright, no rerolls.

Writing.

16 is enough anyway.

>>37819436
I think some new anons though you used crits or are overly paranoid.

>>37819436
See, it was the fact that you immediately offered us a reroll made it seem like we failed. Could you not offer us the reroll unless we ask?

>>37819470
Crits or not, rolling a 1 is terrifying.

>>37819516
It really isn't.
It's exactly like rolling whatever other low number, except you're almost guaranteed to have the other rolls be higher.

>>37819516
It is the same as rolling a 2 without overriding crits.

I generally prefer roll under for games though.

>>37819614
>I generally prefer roll under for games though.
Statistically the exact same as roll above.

You crouch down behind the rock, turning to your pack and outlining your plan. You will go forward with Dru'ak and some of your orcs to speak with the leaders of these orcs, while a second group will circle around to the pass ready to ambush the mining camp's forces if things go awry.

You pick out some archers and orcs with javelins or slings both for the pass group and to hang back while you go down to conduct diplomacy, some ranged support would be invaluable if it's needed.

The group slips around to the cover at the edge of the pass well enough, not the best you've ever seen, but fortunately the mining camp's guards were distracted by one of their number railing a slavegirl, while the orcs overseeing the slaves were focused more inward to the mine itself.

Once you are content that the other group is in place, you pick out some of the orcs to follow you down to the camp.

“Ready?” you ask the lieutenant Dru'ak, your chieftain's hulking friend giving you no more than a curt nod in response.

Fine by you, you hate needless chatter.

(cont)

>>37819644
You rise from behind the rock, your chosen warriors following behind. It doesn't take long for the orcs of the mining camp to notice you, gathering their weapons as the guard having his way with the slavegirl reluctantly pushes her aside.

It looks like most of the guards are coming up to meet you, as are some of the others, the female among them. Several others are hanging back, near the pass exit. By the looks of it they're preparing for a hasty escape back to the main camp if necessary.

You hold up a hand to halt your group at the edge of the camp, the looming presence of Dru'ak over your shoulder, glowering at the mining camp orcs.

“You the fuck are you, Rockbrutes? This is Skyhunter Territory old man, go back where you came from.” the one-eyed orc roars, several other orcs shouting out in agreement with him. Ah, the hollow posturing of youth.

The female is observing you impassively, hand on the blade at her hip.

It would seem it is time for you to make your case, Or'kug.

>Write-in

>>37819659
How many of us vs how many of them?

>>37819636
I was referring to the 40k RPG roll under stats, not the probability of rolls.

>>37819676
You have 40 warriors.

You sent around ten of them to the pass, and you left half back while you went to negotiate. So it is currently Or'kug, Dru'ak and 15 warriors meeting the mining camp orcs face to face, but the rest are close enough that they could get into the fight very quickly, and provide ranged support even quicker.

There are 20 orcs in the camp, 15 of them facing you, the other 5 hanging back near the pass.

There are also some 40 slaves, who seem to have paused their work to watch what's going on.

>>37819659
No longer Rockbrute. I come from the Stonetusk Clan, The same clan that brought together the Stormhowlers and all of the other tribes, except for you and those abyssal things parading as orcs.

We've seen your leader, or what seems to pass as leadership for you. I come to offer you a choice, join the Stonetusks and learn what a true orc clan can do, under a true orcish leader; Or stay here and continue to live under the foot of an incompetent brute.

>fix it up as you need.

>>37819659
>Write-in
"Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you, boy? And you best speak up. This old man doesn't hear so well anymore."

>>37819659
I am here on behalf on the Stonetusk clan. We are an orc tribe over 150 strong. We have raided elves and humans. We have captured ogre witches. Slain slaggyr's men and trolls. Our chieftan has faunt gaunts and other strong abyssal horrors. HIs lieutenants, myself included, are all master warriors We are consolidating the strength of the orcish people behind the name of the Stonetusk Clan and our chieftan seeks to add this mine to the strength of his clan and all orcs willing to join him. We offer positions of leadership to your strongest if you join us and death to you all if you don't.

>>37819732
>>37819809
So basically, we strong, your boss pussy afraid of duel, fight Tonguereapers with us or die.

>>37819659
Time for that base +2 modifier, nigga!
>Oh, how wonderful youth is.
>I am Or'kug, and we're no Rockbrutes. I have a proposition from the chief of the Stonetusks. Leave your so called chief, and join us, and learn why we managed to conquer half the territory of the eastern wastes in a couple weeks. We can promise you that you would not live under the thumb of some non-orc, at least, which I think you may be doing right now.
>Our chief aims to gather allies and drive out the foul monsters that infest our lands, and let all experience what it's like to truly live, to fight, to hunt, to raid, to feast.
>We know that your chief is not deserving of his position, and only has it because of fear.
>Join us, and Ur'shal will take care of that problem with your help.
>Don't, and he will take care of it without you, although we'd much rather avoid that scenario. Too many good orcs to be lost, better to deal with it cleanly.
>Consider it, this mine is reinforced well enough to function as am ambush base, and with your information we could take care of things with as little bloodshed as possible.
I don't know, I'm not good at being a wise old man, or a non-autistic humanoid.
I assume Or'kug is good at both of those things though. Work your magic, grandpa.

>>37819659
"I hear that your chieftain is a bit of a cunt. If that's the case, then have I got a deal for you."

>>37819887
I like the idea of leading the leader of this orc tribe into an ambush at his own mine by his own turncloak orcs, because that seems like a very Goatfoot thing to do, but I don't think that betrayal should be part of our opening spiel.

>>37819887
I really like this one, and I think the other orcs will like it too, except for the fact that there will be more bloodshed later. I think that they would approve of that.

>>37819882
.....Yes?

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Hey faggots, I heard from a friend that you wasted the opportunity to get the Orc version of Sandro on your side. Instead you turned into Paladins and smited the guy.

Could you imagine all those expendable shock troops you would have? You wouldn't need to wait to breed an army you have one already for at least your short term goals.

I bet if it was a woman necromancer you guys would have thrown your ideals away immediately to get your dick wet again.

>>37819974
.......Yes?

Writing.

>>37819934
That's not what I was going for, to be honest.
Just having them keeping this a secret and letting us organize in the mine, then leading in and keeping orcs from fighting/panicking when we go for the chief. Obviously we'd have to wait for Ur'shal, so just keeping Or'kug's oresence hidden and such, is fine, in return they don't have to fight, and benefit from the results of the "coup" by being alive and shit.

>>37819999
Oh yeah, and

>roll 1d20

>>37819999
>>37820000
Double quads. Good thread

>>37819659
>first scare them about the threats of the abyss, the dragon and living a worthless life
>then offer them symphaty, "i weep to see the sons of the orc kingdom slowly dying in this shitty waste"
>then strike them with pride, tell tales of the prouds orcs yadda yadda

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37820017
Okay, lets do this.

>>37819974
You seem to be under some false information, we killed him because dialog didn't really come up and we had a shit tone of skeletons to deal with.
Now if it was a woman of course they would have captured them. Women are valuable to us.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37820017
Welp

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37820017

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37819999
Dice for the dice gods

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37820017
nat 1

>>37820017
Old man Diplo!

>>37819974
We would have liked to recruit him, sure, but he kind of killed some of our orcs, tried to kill us, crippled one, and was attacking us at the time and wanted to turn MC into his subordinate as a zombie(? maybe a wraith, I don't know?).
It kind of seemed like a do-or-die situation, though hindsight is 20/20, should've tried to diplomance him.

>>37820042
17+writeins
not bad

>>37820063
Considering that he was also said to have a bunch of mental issues and would have required a lot of maintenance in order to prevent him from snapping and deciding he needs to turn everyone into zombie orcs after all, I'm gonna go ahead and say killing him, sparing ourselves the headache and concentrating on other shit was the right call.

>>37819732
he was goatfoot not rockbrute

>>37820042
great job tiger. You really did it. WOOO! YEAH! CONGRATULATIONS! 10/10 You're ok -IGN.

>>37820114
Dat necro army tho
Even if an orc falls, he can still help he clan and enjoy some fights
remind me, what's the orcish gods' stance on necromancy?

>>37820114
>implying Vor'zal isn't just as fucking crazy but is absolutely cool with us since we, y'know, diplomanced him.

>>37820155
>an orc who spent years as an animal
>being crazy
He isn't crazy and wasn't in the right mind set when we first fought him as a worm.

>>37820147
It doesn't seem to be an issue considering we've been desecrating tombs for a while.

>>37820204
He's pretty crazy, anon. The dude doesn't like talking and likes animals more than orcs. He's autistic at the least.

>>37820253
>>37820147
I think they only care if we mess with the souls.
>>37820255
Autistic maybe, since his god is the god of autistic survivalist.
But, he isn't mental.

>>37820147
they are cool with it

>>37820255
He's not a potential threat, though, no matter how poorly he socializes.

>>37820289
His god isn't the survival autist, that's Skor'oz Zik(?).
Vor'zal's god is the goddess of the hunt, Tak'zaya Ska.
Incidentally, these two are the oldest gods of the current orcish pantheon.

>>37820355
Like that necromancer woulda been. Not a potential threat, no matter how poorly he socializes.

>>37820403
Except he explicitly might have decided to go full zombify-everyone without constant careful handling. That's a fucking threat.

>>37820126
that's one reason why I didn't list all of the clans we already subsumed.

I forgot them! I don't remember little people okay!?

>>37820463
No. You are misinterpreting what the Qm said, most likely intentionally. If we had told him hey, no, stop that. And rolled high enough, he would have joined the clan and be no more of a threat than any of our other magic casters. All of which, by the way, have fucking mental problems. Egomaniac, dominated fuccboi elf, autist animal fucker and super angry shitty childhood satan worshipping ogre.

“I am no Rockbrute, there are no more Rockbrutes, or Stormhowlers, or Goatfoots, Wyrmkillers or Warg Riders. I come from the Stonetusk Clan, ruler of all the territory east of the Tonguerippers, on behalf of Chieftain Ur'shal.”

“Bullshit, you been out in the sun for too long, old man, it's baked your brain,” The one-eyed orc snorts, but you see the twitch in his good eye, bravado and nothing more.

“So what does this mighty chieftain want with us?” the female finally speaks up, tone low and measured.

“The way I see it, and chieftain Ur'shal sees it, you have three options. You can stay here, working for your halfwit chieftain, wasting away to nothing in some mountain pass, you can wait for the Tonguerippers to find you and sacrifice you to their twisted abyssal gods, or...”

“...or we could join your clan?” the female finishes, giving you a thin, humorless smile.

“The Stonetusks don't plan to stay in these wastes forever, with all the other clans under our banner, we will put every last degenerate Tongueripper to the sword, then we will reclaim our lands from the humans, elves, dwarves, giants, everyone who ever crossed us.”

The female and the one-eyed warrior both look unsure. Him turning to mutter quietly to one of his clanmates, while she rubs at an old scar around her wrist, eyes looking off into the middle distance.

(cont)

>>37820466
The Goatfoot and Stormhowlers were the two biggest clans we absorbed, I think both of them were actually bigger than our own at that point, and that was after absorbing the Rockbrutes.

>>37820520
“You want us to come with you, ditch the Skyhunters?” the one-eyed orc asks finally.

“No, we want you to stay here, to continue to mine, for the Stonetusks.”

“Dra'koz won't like that, he'll march the entire clan up to this camp once he knows. He might even go crying to his new master, if he gets really desperate,” the female comments.

“New master? Slaagyr?”

The one-eyed orc snarls, while the female nods slowly.

“Then how about this, you continue to work the mine as usual until we can bring more warriors into position. Then we bring your chieftain here and we remove him, preferably without too much damage to your clan.”

The one-eyed orc turns to confer with his warriors again, while the female watches you, drumming her fingers on the hilt of her blade.

“Alright,” the one-eyed orc grunts. “I'm sick of taking orders from a fucking dragon and his chieftain bitch. If this Stonetusk Clan is as big as you say, then send enough warriors up here to deal with Dra'koz, and we'll help you when the time comes.”

The female gives a thin smile. “For once I agree with Lo'zol. If you can make good on your promises, then we will assist you. I'm sure I could convince Dra'koz to come up here for a visit, although with how paranoid he is of late, he's sure to bring a fair few of his more loyal lackeys.”

“Good, so glad we could reach an agreement,” you reply with a thin smile of your own.

Do you have anything else you wish to discuss with the two orcs, or would you like to send a messenger back to Ur'shal to let him know?

>Questions? (write-in)
or
>Send messenger

>>37820536
Can you guarantee that all the orcs here are cool with this plan? How many loyal lackeys we talking here? Who are you two and what are your strengths? Why does Slaggyr need this mine? Where does Slaggyr live?

>>37820536
>Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJWrDCeOa0

>>37820536
>Questions? (write-in)
What's the deal here anyway? What are you mining for Slaagyr?"
"Lo'zol is obviously Big'un here, but who might you be, lady?"

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>>37820594
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>37820536
I knew playing as the old crafty bastard would end up involving cloak and dagger shit. I don't mind at all the less blood we spill the more warriors we get.

I just wonder how much we can piss off Slaagyr before he wants to seriously kill shit. Its like a game of chicken or mooning the neighbors huge ass mean dog and going far as you dare before the rope finally breaks.

All I can think to ask is how well will Dra'koz be armed and how good are his "honor" guard. and maybe see if they know anything the dragons up to.

>>37820536
Well, they could tell us of the combat capabilities of Dra'koz and his more loyal lackeys. Also the general size of their clan and such, their mounts and shit.. So the half giant faggot got subdued by the dragon faggot then? Are you just mining him random shit, or did he have specifics he wanted?
Should we mention how we plan on eventually taking care of Slaggyr as well?
Ask the milf's name, since we know the brute's. Introduce Dru'ak. Tell our boys to stop hiding for now.
That about it, I guess?

>>37820536
Key here. Spend some time with the orcs here, tell them a LITTLE about stonetusk achievements (keep opsec) while learning about them. Develop relationships between these orcs and your own so they won't risk a change of heart.

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>>37820626

>>37820536
>question about the dragon, how many followers ? where? who ?

>>37820536
>>Questions? (write-in)
ask what they know about the dragon.
And a rough estimate of what numbers he will bring.
>Send messenger
After we gather this information.

>>37820155
Vor'zal may be just as crazy, but he'sa lot easier handled and doesn't really need that much maintenance.
What he needs is to huint regularly enough to satisfy his animalistic urges and to only be talked to sparingly.
Otherwise he can take care of himself.

The Necromancer on the other hand first has to be talked out of his plan to trun the Orcs into an undead race and then he needs to be consistently kept convinced that proper Orcs still have a future and that said future is a future worth having and all that with the added omplication that he's already killed several people of our clan.

Ultimately, Vor'zal is just as crazy, but he only needs to be left alone enough, while the necromancer would ahve required active tending to.

Writing.

>>37820867
Eh, you're adding in your own baseless conjecture. Talking out your ass.

>>37820867
I'm fairly sure recruiting clans more than twice our size, raiding elves, beating abyssal fucks, taking care of orcs, etc. would have convinced him that Ur has enough potential to let him handle shit as he sees fit, and only make him rethink stuff once Ur dies.
Maybe not even then, as he can just be brought back as sentient undead.

>>37821018
Vampire Orc Warlord quest when?

>>37821043
Never.
Vampires are a shit.
Ur needs to stay a proper orc not to lose favor with the gods and to sire a while lot of children.

>>37820918
I'm kinda having to agree. Theres some hella big paranoia going on there didn't warlord say we could of recruited him fairly easily if we managed to persuade him that the orcish race wasn't done in by its own battle lust yet?

After that it would of been a matter of continuous success to prove our point which we've done rather handily. The clans huge, our slaves many and we're kicking ass in the wastes. Why would we betray us at this hypothetical point? We've proven we're not a dieing race.

>>37821064
Well, how about when we're sterile?

Hey guys, kind of random aside, but are we sure we can keep the shapeshifter sedated during a full moon?

>>37821074
you are right good sir

>>37821114
Then we're either already dead, or in need of a boon from our gods to regrow our dick/balls.

>>37821114
>>37821064
Warlord confirmed we can still continue to have kids, when a vampire.
But we need to get a blessing or have some magic to have our kids, and also be liked by the gods enough to stop the vampire god from eating our soul.

>>37821114
>Well, how about when we're sterile?
An Orc male, provided he lives an active orcish lifestyle, can potentially remain virile and produce children his whole life

>>37821156
>Then we're either already dead

I think you mean, undead.

Ur doesn't drink . . .wine. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37821114
Or'kug is 90+ and still fertile.
>>37821115
It was really stupid to capture her, I agree.
>>37821168
So, we CAN have kids, if we do this very specific thing, go through these loopholes, and are liked enough by the orcish gods for them to go to war with the vampire one, and our kids wouldn't be born normally.
Also we'd die in sunlight.
Yeah, totally worth it.
This is sarcasm, it's not worth it at all.

>>37821199
What? Are you implying that Orc zombies/vamps/liches are sterile? Because that would be wrong.

>>37821216
You're right. Fuck being a vampire. We're gonna be a lich!

>>37821235
Fuck being a Lich we're going to be a death knight.

>>37821216
Look at this fucking pussy. Waaah, I'm too afraid the skinchanger will escape. Waaah lets not try and kill the vampire god for our soul. Its like you want Ur to stay in his hut and hide from everything rather than be the first immortal orc vampire lord of the planet with an infinite harem of all our favorite women who we've also made vampires so we can fuck for eternity.

>>37821232
They are, actually.
>>37821235
Even that is honestly a better idea, but really only once we're in the last week of our lifetime, and even then only if we have no worthy successor. It'd fuck up orcish politics somewhat by having an immortal legendary warlord with no change in leading authority.
Would also make it impossible for Ur'shal to ascend to godhood, if that would have been an eventual possibility.

>>37821232
>Are you implying that Orc zombies/vamps/liches are sterile? Because that would be wrong.

From the Ask.fm

>Can a vampire orc still father whelps? Or give birth to children if she's female?
>Nope, undead.
>Of course with enough arcane or divine bullshit anything is possible, but without outside assistance, no.

>>37821216
>It was really stupid to apt urge her, I agree.

I'm not sure I'm going that far, I'm just not seeing much effort put into making her a useful asset or preventing a worst case scenario...

>>37821216
>It was really stupid to capture her, I agree.
Not really can be pretty useful, we just have to keep the population in control.
Also i'm still waiting for the alpha to become our bitch.
Once she does she could keep the weaker ones in control.

>>37821284
I'm not afraid of the skinchanger escaping. I just think it was generally stupid taking her.
The only thing we can do with her is to fuck her, but I don't want our clan to be filled with skinchanger pups, because they bring a whole lot of problems, and bring the possibility of the curse eventually being bred into the whole clan, which is not a good idea.
If we are going to take one as out slave, then it has to be their leader, not some weak pussy who got captured by the orcs THEY THEMSELVES ambushed.
I think fucking the leader into submission, then having her and her pack be an extended vassal of our clan who live separately, except the leader coming over every few weeks for a couple days of orcish dick.
>>37821328
How do you suppose making her useful, outside of breeding slave, which I am against? Don't you dare bring up making her a meat/scalp-farm.

>>37821299
>blah blah blah
CHOMP

"Rise my scion and obey your new master." (vampireling acquired)
Just because we reproduce differently doesn't for a second mean we can't generate offspring.

>>37821299

>Become Orc Lich once quest is over
>Sealed away in orc tomb for when Orcs need great warrior/leader again.
>Orcs crushed after countless centuries, none left alive.
>Humans stumble across Orc tomb, release Ur'Shal into the world once more.
>Ur'shal repopulates orc race with assistance from Orc gods.

Then all orcs will be descended form Ur'shal, father of all Orcs.

>>37821364
Anon you seem to be the only one who wants Ur to be a vampire. Please drop it, or make your own quest.

>>37821356
WAAAAAH! I don't want badass skinchangers for kids because it will take effort.

Dude, if Ur is impregnating regular women as fast as he's impregnating one fucking skinchanger the curse can't take over the clan. Also, every single female we fuck will be some weak pussy who got captured by orcs (When we roll 20s). You are against things that are cool and fun because they take effort and have a chance of failure. Lets place orc homemaker quest instead.

>>37821384
Actually, I'm not that anon. And I'd be down with making Ur an undead WAAAAAAAAY down the line. But I'd also like to switch MCs and have vampire orc dad Ur NPC shenanigans.

>>37821356
>how make elf useful

She turns into an animal, we have a priest of the Huntress, either he has an idea or he can keep on top of her when she berzerks out. Also, I have no real problem with breeding her, I'd probably use the offspring for Ogress sacrifices or just drop them off in the jungle though.

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>>37821356
>How do you suppose making her useful, outside of breeding slave, which I am against? Don't you dare bring up making her a meat/scalp-farm.
Not him, but they can be the mates of strongest orcs, and be used like our slaves(brought to hunt/help out.)
Also they aren't big cats 24/7, so there is also the normal duties an elf would have on top of their combat/hunting capabilities.
I think we should have some and keep the pop in control though.
Also only give them to the strongest of the strong, so maybe a tourny among our orcs.

>>37821420
Nah, this is Ur Quest, I'd feel like cheating if we ditched him just because he got offed down the line.

>>37821425
That shit looks awesome. Sauce?

>>37821425
Or instead of enslaving them we make them respect Orcish superiority and take their leader as our mate.

>>37821356
>>37821421
You guys forget that these are orc skin changers, so kids take around 2 years to come out.
The kids being male, can be a problem though.

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>>37821457
Besiege. /v/'s hot new craze.

>>37821457
besiege, check the threads on /v/, full of OC stuff

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>>37821457
Besiege, early alpha game.
Think kerbal space program.
>>37821462
Eh, how about both my idea and yours combined.

>>37821406
Get some simple fucking logic, idiot.
Orcs are born in litters, with mixed genders. All offspring of a skinchanger have the curse, it doesn't get diluted.
Those offspring would breed with slaves and orcs from different families, therefor making more skinchanger offspring, their numbers potentially increasing exponentially with each generation.
It's obvious that in time, without thorough Eugenics programmes that go against the orcish ways, the whole clan would be infected by the Skinchanger curse.

>>37821466
meant to say elf.

>>37821517
>it doesn't get diluted.
it is.

>>37821466
females are also a problem, considering orc females usually have a litter once a year.
We don't know what the gestation time for half-elf females is, but we can assume it's closer to the orcish one than the elven.

>>37821517
>eugenics programmes that go against the orcish ways

[Citation required]

>>37821450
Didn't warlord flat out say if we got far enough time skips would happen and we'd eventually follow his descendants as they continued the legacy?

I don't even get this whole vampire/werewolf fetish going on either. You're either attempting to create a hilariously easy to kill undead type or a pack of hard to control werecreatures you'd have to keep under very tight control and fuckign up once is bad. Its not that they aren't even loyal its that they're hyper aggressive and pissed off they'd attack their clanmates.

Doesn't seem worth it for the amount of hassle you'd get from it. Espeically since our crazy beast shaman's basically a shit ton better shapeshifter and easily controls himself. Just get him apprentices and you'll be training all the skinchangers you want without this insane bloodline shit.

>>37821462
>>37821500
By that, lets think long term.
have all skin changer orcs stay with the side camp of skin changers that follow our alpha bitch.
In around 16-18 years the first batch of skin changer elf kids should be ready for our war with the humans.
Plus warlord has been planning on expanding our troops to a sizable army(1-2k).

>>37821541
It doesn't.
Elven blood gets diluted.
The skinchanger curse doesn't.
>>37821549
Orcish ways are that the strongest take mates, usually the strongest available mates.
The Eugentics programmes would have to include not allowing strong orcs to choose Skinchanger slaves/mates, and for Skinchanger orcs to only have X amount of kids and such.
That is against Y'zagya Zoka's teachings of fuck, enslave, and prosper as much as you can.

>>37821547
orc females take around 6 months a believe, and elves take around 2 years.
a half orc skin changer would still take twice as long as a normal orc.
But i see your popint, which is why i suggested doing this.
>>37821575

“Dra'koz has the best armor and weapons in the camp, of course. Big fucking sword, metal armor too,” Lo'zol growls.

“A gift from Slaagyr for his loyal service,” Za'ria adds.

“More like a fucking dog collar. Anyway, he'll have about twenty of his best warriors with him, half of them will be riding spirit vultures, the other half, well... He caught an ogre back when we first settled here, had the ugly shit fuck females to make halfbreeds, or as a punishment to females or their mates when he didn't think they were loyal enough.

He's raised all the little halfbreed shits as his personal guards. They're big fuckers, loyal to the death, and all decked out with the best gear our clan has made.”

You hear Dru'ak growl behind you, and you give a curl of your lip in disgust.

“Fine then, we have warriors enough to deal with that group. Now, on to Slaagyr himself. How did he take over?”

(cont)

>>37821578
Actually, it doesn't go against Y'zagya Zoka's teachings, since >prosper as much as you can would include not fucking yourself over by having your entire tribe being a pack of uncontrollable skinchangers. We can easily have skinchanger kids and have them fuck other skinchangers to keep the population small. By the way, choosing who gets mated to who is generally up to the chieftan's discretion.

>>37821556
Its a lot harder to make Vor'zals then it is skinchangers.

>>37821618
“The dragon didn't come to the camp at first, it was some human, pale, shaky hands, didn't look like much, until he cast his magic. He was leading a whole load of humans, with some trolls and harpies besides. They outnumbered us badly, but we still fought, killed a whole lot of them.

The human spellcaster, he brought Dra'koz to his knees with his magic, told him that he had three days to prepare a suitable tribute for Slaagyr, or the dragon would put the camp to the torch.

Dra'koz was all balls once the human left, said he would be ready for him next time. That the dragon story was bullshit, that we wouldn't bow to anyone. Then Slaagyr really did come. It took all of ten minutes with the two of them talking in Dra'koz's tent before he was ready to offer the whole clan up for a good hard dragon reaming,” Lo'zol spits.

“Did you catch the human's name?”

“Joachim, I believe,” Za'ria replies.

“So Slaagyr wants metal from you. To arm his troops?”

(cont)

>>37821639
“He didn't say, but it seems likely. Most of his warriors are mountain tribesmen, with little more than furs and sharp rocks to their names. He's trying to mould them into a proper army, would be my guess. Sadly though, we can't say for sure, Slaagyr is always very careful to keep anything important a secret from us.”

You give a nod.

“Alright then. We will remain in hiding, though I can assure you we will be watching closely. I will let you know once our additional reinforcements have arrived, then we can put this plan into action. I do hope your warriors are loyal to you.”

“No-one fucking likes Dra'koz, or Slaagyr,” Lo'zol growls.

“If you can make good on your promises, then no-one here will betray you,” Za'ria nods.

With that, you and your warriors return back up the path, melting back into the mountainside. You see Lo'zol give a snort, returning to his post, as Za'ria watches the mountainside for a while longer, before turning away and going back to her duties.

You pick out one of your warriors, a fast, silent one, to return to the camp, then you settle in to wait.

>Roll 2d20

Rolled 6, 14 = 20 (2d20)

>>37821652

Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)

>>37821652

>>37821618
>He caught an ogre back when we first settled here, had the ugly shit fuck females to make halfbreeds, or as a punishment to females or their mates when he didn't think they were loyal enough.
Yeah, for this and becoming a dragon's bitch, we're killing this fucker in the most humiliating and painful way we can think of.

Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d20)

>>37821652

Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)

>>37821652

>>37821667
or we do the smart thing and kill him fast never go full viper

>>37821674
>>37821665
14,20 not bad.

>>37821662
>>37821665
>>37821674
>14, 20
Eh, Ur could have done better, but I think his group gets bonus from him and Ya'zada, probably? Possibly vor'zal as well, so that's like what, +3 at the least, +5 or +6 at most?

>>37821686
I never said to do it slow.
Just disable him, cut off his hands/feet, then arms/legs, then maybe open up his stomach, cut off ears/nose, and then behead him.
Of course, first thing first, we'll have to break off both his tusks, and probably castrate him and maybe cut his dick off.

>>37821662
>>37821665
>>37821674
what is this with the bonuses?

>>37821727
or we be smart and just cut his head off

>>37821618
>He caught an ogre back when we first settled here, ,had the ugly shit fuck females to make halfbreeds
what a gigantic faggot.

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>>37821757
That reminds me of some retards who wanted to give or orge slaves girls.(do the chicks even get pregnant?)

Lordy, questions:
Is Moihru(?) a god of giants? If not, which race?
Has Ur learned much elven during the timeskip?

>>37821779
yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Ur has a half breed ogre on the way.
At least ours would be a blessed child. but we will still sacrifice. If it has any of the curse, on our child.

>>37821819
>>37821779
I worded that badly.
I meant to say, that reminds me of when some people wanted to give human slaves to our orge slaves.

>>37821779
>dat webm
That is fucking beautiful. I love besiege.

>>37821819
Halfogres don't have the curse, confirmed by Lordy.

>>37821807
Mhoiru is a human god.

Ur knows a few rudimentary elf phrases, but not really, elven is a lot further removed from orcish than human is.

>>37821757
>>37821667
Why are you hating so much on this behaviour?

>>37821850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0
orc-engineering at its max.

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>>37821850
Yeah, some anons are creative as shit.

You are Ur'shal, chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan, back from a hard day of fighting overgrown abyssal mutants and parasitic undead.

All in all it went pretty well. You had a few injuries, two serious enough to keep the warriors in question out of the fight for a few weeks to come, but no actual deaths. The gaunts you are used to now, and you had enough time to prepare your warriors on how best to fight them. The Tonguerippers were another matter entirely, and while you won today with the advantage of surprise and overwhelming numbers, you do not relish the thought of facing a whole clan of the things.

Fortunately, there are now sixteen less Tonguerippers in the world, so you'd call that a victory.

You return on the third day of hunting to find Zo'rok returning with his group. The orcs have gathered an impressive haul of wood, more than you would have expected by a large margin. With this, you should have no shortage of wood to not only build bows and other weapons, but to improve the fortifications on your camp, if you so desire.

A familiar presence slips into step behind you, K'zala's hand resting on your back.

“A messenger came back for you from Or'kug's group. He's waiting in the meeting tent,” she whispers.

>Go see the messenger straight away
>Check on Zo'rok and see how the logging trip went.

Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)

>>37821932
>Go see the messenger straight away

>>37821932

>Go see the messenger straight away

>>37821901
Mostly beacuse is pleb-tier thinking, i mean, if you do things this way at least use true giants or trolls or dragons.

>>37821932
>Go see the messenger straight away

>>37821932
>>Go see the messenger straight away
Call Zo'rok to the tent and take his report as well.

>>37821932
>>Go see the messenger straight away

>Go see the messenger straight away.

Can always bring Zo'rok with us afterwards and get a report on the go.

>>37821932
>>Go see the messenger straight away

>>37821932
>>Go see the messenger straight away
>>Check on Zo'rok and see how the logging trip went.
can be done at the same time.

>>37821932
>>Go see the messenger straight away, woth Zo'rok escorting us and giving his report on the way there
I hope we will get some descriptions of the Tonguerippers and how to fight them.

>>37821932
>Cuddle K'zala, Then go see the messenger

You send one of your warriors to get Zo'rok to come to the tent too, heading over to speak to the messenger.

You take the time to wrap an arm around K'zala as you walk, your small mate nestling up against your chest with a contented sigh.

“Welcome back, Ur,” you hear Sho'ka call, giving you a grin and a wave, her favorite stormhorn by her side.

The thing sure has shot up these past few weeks, she's had to stop carrying it around now that it's up to her knee, and all dense muscle and chitin. You give her a wave back, carrying on to the tent, releasing K'zala as you enter.

The warrior rises when he sees you, bowing his head.

“Chieftain. I have a report from Or'kug.”

You grunt, gesturing for him to sit as you take a seat of your own.

“Or'kug has convinced the orcs at the camp to join us, but not openly. If we send more warriors up that way, he thinks that our new allies can lure in the enemy chieftain and his honorguard and kill them, then we can seize control of the clan.”

“Is there a reason he decided this?” you ask, not that you mind your lieutenants improvising, if they do it well.

“The Skyhunter chieftain is in league with Slaagyr, he thought that if we took the camp without proper preparations, we might end up getting attacked by the Skyhunters and Slaagyr's forces all at once.”

You nod, and get into the details of the mission with him, getting a full report on everything that happened, on Dra'koz and his honorguard.

(cont)

>>37822448
“Good work, go get some rest,” you grunt, gesturing for the orc to leave, who rises, bowing again and heading out. It is not long after that Zo'rok steps inside.

“Hey Ur, things went pretty smooth down south. Got plenty of wood, and without the skinchangers or anyone else coming to cause us any trouble. Aside from an angry Bloatfrog on the way there, there isn't really anything to report.”

You grin, always nice to hear a good report, considering how many things could go wrong right now.

“Looks like that old goat Or'kug has a plan to help us take control of the Skyhunters. We're going to lure their chieftain and his loyal warriors into the mining camp, then ambush them.”

Zo'rok grins. “Sounds like fun, how many orcs you want to bring?”

You spend some time thinking. You already have Or'kug, Dru'ak, and 39 orcs hiding up there, as well as the twenty orcs in the mining camp, if they can be trusted. The chieftain will be bringing his own honorguard, which you are told will be around twenty orcs itself, or halfbreeds, along with spirit vultures. Too many warriors will be impossible to conceal, so how many more warriors do you want to bring on this mission?

>10
>20
>30
>40

and do you want to bring any specific people? If so, pick up to three and
>write-in

>>37821932
>16 dead Tonguerippers and a ton of dead^2 Guants with no dead Stonetusks
Damn right!
Wait, didn't we hear that there were around 150 tonguerippers or so? Did we just take out 10% of their forces?

>>37822486
You took out a fair number, yes.

>>37822467
>>30
Let's also take Ash and Ya'zada,

>>37822467
>40
>Ya'zada, One of the ogresses, Koz'rak

>>37822467
>>10

specific people
>Koz'rak
>Ya'zada
>Bra'kur

>>37822497
NICE
>>37822467
So are all those options a number that can still be hidden in/around the mine?

>>37822467
>20
Also take,
>Ya'zada and Ashuris

>>37822467
>30

>>37822467
>20
Or'Kaz
Koz'rak
Ya'zada
Bra'kur

>>37822467
>>20
yaz, shoka, and ashe.

>>37822467
>20
>Koz'rak
beacuse he knows how to fight ogres, big enemies and flying vultures
>Ya'zada
beacuse she is a good front liner
>Vor'zal
for the vultures

>>37822467

Bring
>Ya'zada
>Koz'rak
>Bra'kur

>>37822467
let's see, so that's about 10 orcs, 10 halfogres, the faggot himself, and spirit vultures.
against 60 orcs on our side, plus whoever we bring.
I say we bring Bra'kur and an ogress for sure, magic will be a good edge over them. Sice Dru'ak and Or'kug are already there, i don't want to drain the main camp's forces too much, I'm thinking of taking Ya'zada if she didn't help us kill TR, but I don't see why she wouldn't have, did she, lordy?
So take like 10 or 20.
Have Vor'zal and the rest returned yet? How long is the journey to the Skyhunters?

>>37822542
>So are all those options a number that can still be hidden in/around the mine?

Some easier than others.

>>37822467
Has Ya'zar amd Vor'zal returned from their hunt and told Ur'shal about Joachim and the goat of Miharu?

>>37822467
>30
As many magic users as possible then

>>37822657
>>37822642
Yeah, they're back, Ur is aware of what happened on their hunt.

It takes about a day and a half to reach the mining camp.

>Miharu
Is that Mhoiru's anime sister?

30 sounds pretty reasonable.

>>37822707
Can we retroactively ask how often slaggyr/his servant visits, and if they meet the faggothief himself?
I'd rather not let Slaggyr know we have the mine for as long as possible.

Tip. More orcs can be safely concealed in the mines.

Holy shit.

I just realized I missed out an entire chunk of one of my posts earlier

Hold on.

>>37822741
I think that's too many if we take name characters.
Almost half our clan would be away, and it'd be 90+magic vs 20+animals

So before >>37821618 there was a whole additional page of text that somehow I forgot to copy from my word doc into the thread.

So before that comes this:

“So then, since we are all such good friends now, I suppose we should introduce ourselves. I am Or'kug, and this is Dru'ak, lieutenants of the Stonetusk Clan. I already heard Lo'zol's name, but not yours,” you say, eying the female.

“Za'ria, charmed,” the female replies, giving that same thin, humorless smile. Not an emotional sort then.

You turn to Lo'zol.

“So you are in charge here?”

The one eyed orc snorts.

“If I was, this would be far simpler. No, we're both in charge here, because Dra'koz thought it would be funnier that way.”

“He made it quite clear to both of us what would happen if one of us died,” Za'ria states, eying Lo'zol, who snarls back at her.

“I see, so what can both of you do then. It would be good to know the abilities of our new allies.”

“I am a warrior, a skilled one. If I wasn't wasted out here guarding a bunch of fucking slaves all day maybe I'd get a chance to prove that,” Lo'zol snarls.

(cont)

>>37822780
Fair point. One of the anons above mentioned hiding some of our boys in the mine. Not a bad plan, whether it's 20, or 30, we bring.

>>37822804
“Poor Lo'zol here has problems controlling his tongue though. You're lucky Dra'koz didn't split you from crown to balls for backtalking him in front of the clan,” Za'ria shrugs.

“No, instead I just got stuck here with this barren bitch. I guess Dra'koz finally got tired of using you as a fuck toy.”

Za'ria's thin smile remains, though her eyes take on a hard edge at Lo'zol's words.

“Careful Lo'zol, don't make me finish what I started,” she smiles, voice low. You see Lo'zol's good eye twitch at her words, a low growl in his throat.

Perhaps keeping these two in close proximity to each other for a long time would not be wise in the future.

“As fascinating as this rivalry is, I believe we have bigger concerns. Now then, Za'ria, was it. You were saying,” you sigh, Dru'ak noticeably looming up behind you as you speak.

“Of course, my apologies. I direct the slave labor of the camp. Not to brag, but I have a lot of experience with such things, and I doubt you'll find a better slavemaster this side of the wall, or beyond it for that matter.

It has been a long, exhausting process, but I can assure you that the slaves in this camp at least are completely and utterly loyal to me.”

You nod, deciding to move swiftly on before the two can come to blows again.

“Dra'koz, we need more information on what forces he'll bring, how they will be equipped.”

Anyway, now back to your regularly scheduled posts.

Writing.

>>37822780
What difference is 10 going to make when enemies who attack the camp are going to have to besiege it anyway?

>>37822850
Also taking into account the traps, etc.

>>37822850
Considering the description of the TR we got? A bit.
But the slaves also need to be kept in check.

>>37822828
>barren
can this be fixed with the goddess of sex?

>>37822894
It's entirely possible.

Maybe we should bring a "token" reinforcement force and a second in case we get double crossed?

Have the second group come in from another direction or stay out of the way, yet close enough to jump in?

>>37822894
If she can fix undead vag/dongs, i'm sure she can do the same for barren women.
>>37822828
How long does a vampire stay pregant, and how do the kids age?

>>37822894
>>37822901
Whoops, dropped my trip.

>>37822828
Lordy, who in the camp can sense abyssal magic/presence, and how well?
>>37822894
Entirely possible.
Are you thinking another one for the Ur harem? I'd first rather see if any notable females are in the clan, and how this slaver will react to Ur though.

Just remembered that Dru'ak was into milfs; our boy might have a new mate on his hands, even if she can't have kids.

>>37822927
>Are you thinking another one for the Ur harem?
Nah, just asking if she can be fixed by a priestess of the sex god.i'm half hoping she used to be a priestess for her, before the blessings were lost

>>37822911
How long does a vampire stay pregant, and how do the kids age?

You have no idea.

>>37822941
Dru'ak isn't into milfs, he's into "bbw" curvy women. The slaver is more tall/lean as I recall.
Also stop with the favoritism please, dru'ak literally got two elven slaves like 3 days ago, one of them a priest. I'm thinking maybe Or'kug likes her? We'll see, would like some of theirthoughts spelled out later, once it makes sense for Ur to know.

>>37822953
Oh, that ki da makes sense. Y'zagya Zoka is also the god of slavery, after all. And the sex toy bit, plus 'barren' being a strong insult could also mean that.
Lordy, would a former rpiest of god X recognize that someone was blessed by X?

>>37822991
>Or'kug
I was half hoping, that we got to see him fuck his mate.

>>37822911
>How long does a vampire stay pregnant, and how do the kids are?
As long as it takes and "magic."

>>37823029
Possibly, they wouldn't have any supernatural sense for it, but they would know enough of the religious lore to recognize the signs.

>>37822927
>who in the camp can sense abyssal magic/presence, and how well?
Pretty sure shamanbro can sense abyssal much better than Ur.

>>37822991
Huh, could of sworn it was milfs. My mistake, disregard. Although, wasn't Zo'rok the one people thought had favoritism? Regardless, whoever gets her gets her.

>>37823032
Could be nice, if you mean his current mate, she seemed knda interesting.
maybe a pastebin idea for the future?
>tfw 2015 feb 04 and still not a single pastebin from Lordy

>>37823089
>TFW the best quest on tg keeps showing up with quality content and people still whine.

Go back to the smut threads if you need a wank every day.

>>37823078
Both of them did.
Zo'rok has Y'zoa, Blondie(Lurashka?), and elf and a human I think, he wasn't ven there for the capture of Blondie.
Dru'ak has milftits, two elves, and human I think.

>>37823138
It was a jest, lad, relax.

>>37823141
Much appreciated.

>>37823138
>best
this ain't SAQ

>>37823232
SAQ?

>>37823187
Strange and Awkward Quest?

>>37823250
Sith Apprentice Quest

“I'll take twenty orcs, along with Ashuris, Ya'zada and Koz'rak. I need you to hold things down here while I'm away.”

“Fine, fine, I'm itching for a fight though Ur, cutting down trees isn't anywhere near as satisfying as things which can bleed,” your friend grumbles.

“We'll have more fighting than you could ever want soon enough my friend, don't you worry about that.” you grin, Zo'rok giving a sigh and a chuckle as he turns back to the exit to the tent.

“Alright then, I guess I'll go make sure no-one's killing each other out there. Good luck, Ur.”

You grin, rising from your seat and stepping out of the tent.

You spend some time gathering up your forces. Ya'zada seems eager to get some more fighting in, still on a high from your battles from the Tonguerippers today. Ashuris seems less enthused, at least until you tell her that the Skyhunter chieftain has giant blood in him, then she seems a great deal more interested.

“Dra'koz is a nasty piece of work, Ur. You watch out for him. He's all twisted up in the head, but he's a mean fighter, you won't get a second chance at this,” Koz'rak tells you as you head out of the camp.

You nod, your group making your way into the mountains. The journey is uneventful, Koz'rak's knowledge of the terrain making navigating your way to the pass a breeze. You find Or'kug and Dru'ak with some of their forces lurking at the crest of the path, behind some rocks.

“Chieftain, welcome. Would you like to meet our new allies personally, or shall I go and tell them the attack is ready to start?” Or'kug asks as you arrive.

>Go meet your new allies
>Let Or'kug handle it

>>37823232
Spectral Arousal Quest?

>>37823307
>Go meet your new allies

>>37823307
>>Go meet your new allies

>>37823307
>Let Or'kug handle it

>>37823307
>>Go meet your new allies
Time to show them how awesome we are

>>37823307
>>Go meet your new allies

>>37823307
>Go meet your new allies

>>37823307
>>Go meet your new allies

>>37823307
>>Go meet your new allies
builds good faith that we come ourselves.

>>37823307
>Go and meet your new allies
Always best to impress potential clanmates
and show Za'ira the healing power of Ur

>>37823307
>Meet n' Greet
Show the the paragon of orckind.

>>37823307
>Go meet your new allies
Bitch gonna get wet for Ur.

>>37823438
Show them*

>>37823300
That quest player base is horrible, its stuck between waifu fags, and edglords.
>>37823307
>Go meet your new allies

>>37823466
And this quest base isn't horrible? At least as many waifufags if not more, and just swap out the edgelords for orc supremacists. Not to mention the smutfags.

>>37823232
>>37823250
>>37823300
Ultimately, there is no best quest on /tg/. There's four or so really really good quests but they excel at different shit.

Banished, Homeless Mutant, Orc Warlord, and Hellborn are a cut above, IMO. I don't read Joker Quest but it must be doing SOMETHING right (suffering, from what I can glean from the discussions).

Anyway,

>Go meet your new allies

Writing.

>>37823519
>not being an orc supremacist
Get out, if you don't like the basic premise of the quest.

>>37823532
This quest, hellborn hive quest and AEQ are the the quests which are best IMO, predator quest was great as well, I really miss that one

>>37823580
Make me

>>37823532
Blatant Fetish Quest, despite it's title, was actually pretty interesting, when it was still around. It just had a fucking awful playerbase, and erupted in flamewars almost CONSTANTLY.

>>37823519
>orc supremacists.
Not our fault, orc genetics are actually the strongest.

>>37823596
>predator quest
I still wait for it, hell that and bioweapon quest were my very first quest.

>>37823619
Way to prove my point.

>>37823614
As someone who played it, I would also say that part of the issue was the slow post speed combined with a system which encouraged grinding.

An hour between "okay, you spend some time studying, what do you do next?" posts, sometimes several in a row, gave plenty of time for the shitstorms to fester.


That said, I did enjoy it, and it was a shame to see it die.

>>37823532
Magical Burst: Darkness Extrapolated, Gobble's Pokemon Quest, MSQ and Orc Warlord are objectively best quests.

>>37823466
>edgelords
>>37823519
>orc supremacists

I think you might be mistaking the playerbase for the fundamental nature of the quests. Sith are naturally edgelords, orcs are naturally orc supremacists. That's how most people will play those kinds of characters.

That said, I haven't read SAQ, I'm more the Jedi sort (gray a best, I'll fight you), so I don't know if it's gone full Starkiller Shadow the Sithhog tier with reverse grips and infinite angst and shit.

>>37823532
Don't forget Totemist

>>37823694
Well, if they're both inherent to the type of quest, and the other guy is complaining about edgelords, I get to complain about supremacists.

>>37823694
Brine the Qm said it was more Chaos(sith) vs Order(jedi) with both sides having assholes. Even with Sith assholes far outnumbering jedi ones. It hasn't gone full edgelord yet, while Xanth does dualwield, He a pretty happy guy. That said he's Guts level psycho so his happiness is tied up in his darker emotions.

>>37823596
I got bored of Hive Quest.
The players don't have enough creativity and the plot felt dragging when I dropped it.
AEQ I want to catch up on but can never get myself to do it, heard the qm is burning out, a shame, the smut I read was pretty okay for instance, and the plot was okay too. I didn't like the way dracowaifu's character went after the first smut scene, and the tactics/strategies were a bit complicated for a quest, I think.

>>37823710
...Is Totemist running again?

Did I miss that somehow?

>>37823755
run last in december I think
But let's stop wasting thread space by talking about other quess

>>37823785
Doesn't matter anymore since we're in sage now...

>>37823811
delete replies!

“I'll go talk to them,” you grunt, gesturing for some of your warriors to follow you, along with your assembled lieutenants and Ashuris.

As you pick your way down the pass, a few of the orcs come over to meet you, among them the two leaders you were informed of. Lo'zol is a hulking orc, scarred, mean-looking and one-eyed, a large axe slung over his shoulder, his head shaved, a large chunk of scalp covered in pale scar tissue.

Za'ria is almost his opposite, an older female, but still in fine shape. Her lean body has some odd scars about it, around the wrists and neck. Her features are sharp and a little imperious, her long dark hair swept back.

“The legendary Stonetusk chieftain makes his appearance. You're younger than I expected,” Za'ria comments, giving you an appraising stare.

“Bigger too. Good, if you looked like a weakling I was backing out,” Lo'zol grunted.

So Ur'shal, do you have anything you wish to say to, or discuss with, the two?

>Write-in

>>37823852
>>Write-in
time to discuss setup for the ambush I guess

>>37823852
>I expect we will all learn to work together nicely, Lo'zol, Za'rai.
>Now, tell me how often Slaggr sends for information on the camp. I need to consider the future before we make our move,

>>37823896
Forgot to include an
>I aim to please
jokingly, or an
>Believe me, you win't be disappointed
To be a little cocky.
How hulking a brute is Lo'zol? Bigger than us/Dru'ak?

>>37823852
Talk about the best way to set up this ambush and kill this asshole

>>37823923
>How hulking a brute is Lo'zol? Bigger than us/Dru'ak?
No, he's about 7'3", but he is very heavyset.

>>37823852
>Ever seen the dragon?

>Warlord has answered his ask in 2 days
>I wrote him a lovely story on it too.
I am sad.

>>37824004
While I appreciate your lovely story, perhaps next time you should put it in a pastebin or something. Having to answer twenty-odd posts of your endgame fanfiction is a bit awkward.

I will answer soon though.

>>37824049
You didn't actually have to anwser the story, but the real questions are still probably there.

>>37823852
Any idea where this priest of Mhoiru is? He's on my shit list.

>>37824004
Maybe you should just limit yourself to actual questions, rather than spamming the ask with irrelevant bullshit.

Writing.

>>37823752
Aspiring isn't burning out! QM Has just hit a rough patch, trying to play with gay ass elves in a non gay way. Elves eat dick and he's been stalling with their roll in his story.

He also has incorporated too many important npc women and the players are expected to fuck every single one.

He'll be back to tip top shape soon, right when he gets through this difficult plot hook. Elves fucking suck.

“Believe me, you won't be disappointed,” you smirk.

“I'll hold you to that later, chieftain,” Za'ria replies, eyebrow quirking upwards.

You hear a derisive snort from the one-eyed Lo'zol.

“When Za'ria has finished trying to jump on your cock, maybe we can discuss how to do this without getting killed by Dra'koz and his dragon master,” he grunts.

“First, how often does Slaagyr send his agents here for a report? I take it they're keeping an eye on you all somehow.”

“Slaagyr sends someone to gather up the iron and speak with Dra'koz once every two weeks. It's some Rock Troll, along with a bunch of humans and a couple of ogres. The next visit will be in ten days.” Za'ria explains.

“So he doesn't send Joachim?”

“We haven't seen that twitchy little fuck since the first attack. I guess Slaagyr saves him for special occasions,” Lo'zol grunts.

“Fine then, let's get on with our planning. We heavily outnumber Dra'koz and his forces, but they are well-armed and powerful, and have the benefit of their flying mounts.”

“The ones on foot will have to come up the main path from the pass though. There are good spots overlooking it to set up some warriors for ranged support. The only problem is that those same spots will be easy pickings for the vulture riders. We could also station them lower down in cover, but then they will be easy to reach for Dra'koz and his ground forces once they reveal themselves. Once they're in the camp proper, we will have the added advantage of the path we used to station more ranged attackers.” Or'kug suggests.

“There aren't enough hiding spaces for all of your warriors outside, most will have to hide in the mine itself until you're ready to attack, but if you get spotted then they'll have you trapped in there. You'll need to keep them occupied until your forces in the mine can get outside.” Za'ria comments.

Any thoughts or suggestions to add, Ur?

>Write-in

>>37824635
Could a few of our orcs pretend to be captured scouts, who can join in the fighting quickly? Could any blend in with the orcs of the camp?

>>37824728
>Could any blend in with the orcs of the camp?
Unlikely, the clan is small enough that Dra'koz and his goons would recognize any unfamiliar faces.

>>37824579
wtf is AEQ

>>37824635
We need to get them on the ground. Is there anything we can use to make the vultures come down?

>>37824773
We could leave out rotted meat near some archers, we could catch them by surprise before the riders even know what happened.