>>37823911
Lisa needs to introduce Aldrich and Badi to McDonalds, KFC and all those other staple fast food joints.

And modern booze, don't forget that.

>>37824153
I always wondered how medieval folks would stack up to old people with learning to computer.

>>37824204
Depends on the age, the older you get, the less ability you have to adapt, under 21, you'll do fine, above that, you'll have some problems, above 30, it'd be difficult, 40 and older and you're screwed.

>>37824221
>40 and older and you're screwed.
Eh not really, my old man went back to uni when he was 42 and got a masters to change to an entirely different career in IT when he used to be in manufacturing.

Gimmie a sec. Dog walken

Also obligatory Deus Vult!

>reminder that The Virgin Mary is best girl

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DEUS VULT, Brethren!

namefag remains for other quest thread

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>>37824421
Right you are!

why the fuck are we getting namefags now?

take your names off you insufferable cunts, the only one with a name should be the QM and any drawfags/artfags

>>37824492
Or everyone could just use the namefag's name.

Good idea, me.

this is why you don't allow namefags OP, they shit up the place and derail threads

>>37824667
says the guy shitting up the place and derailing the thread because of namefag complaints who conviniently posted a minute after the troll derail namfag.

>>37824427
>>37824307
Oh yes. Themed name fags

>>37823911

Fear, revulsion, rage, all these thing take hold of you. But they do not command your flesh. No, you feared you would find something as ghastly as the tableau before you. The arab magician, on his knees arms raised before a ring of sickly yellow-green flame from which the guttural chanting emanated. The two Djinn flanking him have not noticed you yet, but something about their unnatural thinness implies some hidden supernatural strength, a predatory skill in violence.

Leonardo is still in his terrified stupor.

>>DEUS VULT
>>Grab Lee, get him out of this state
>>Motion to Lee to go back up
>>Try to formulate a plan here
>>Try to Sneak up
>>Call their Attention
>>Sprite In

>>37824683
Stop pretending to be me you cunt.

>>37823911
>42 minutes ago
>Still no update or vote posted

Cmon OP, we've been telling you, make sure you have the first update and vote ready to go, otherwise this happens.

>>37824702
for the love of god Horsemen, don't encourage the faggots

>Grab Lee, get him out of this state
>Pull him back up and try to formulate a plan

>>37824683
>>37824667
>>37824617
>>37824602
>>37824588
Please, try to get along. I don't give a shit if you namefag or not as long as it's not mine (to keep down confusion).

>>37824703
What god invented tripcodes for ya dunce.

Annnnd shits hitting the fan gimme a sec to read that post

>>37824723
I forgot! Shite...next time anon...next time...

>>37824702
>>>Grab Lee, get him out of this state

>>37824702
>Try to formulate a plan here.

Our armor is upstairs, as are weapons, we can get lee to help us kit up and then DEUS VOLT!

>>37824751
You really should give a shit, namefags ruin quests and turn them into toxic circlejerks.

>>37824683
>>37824703
Get trips so the rest of us can ignore you faggots.

>>37824779
>Our armor is upstairs, as are weapons

WE'RE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MUSEUM YOU RETARD.

>>37824780
says the guy causing a toxic namefag circlejerk.

>>37824802
your presence causes it faggot, go back to being anon and you don't cause problems.

Come now, the namefag is for another quest thread I'm in, and it is more trouble than it is worth to take it off and put it back on.

>>37824702
>motion for Lee to back up
>try to formulate plan

>>37824779
Holy shit. Dude. Leave this thread. Read the archives. Catch up. Come back.

And for the sake of everyone's sanity drop the obnoxious ass name or get a trip

>>37824702
>Pull him back up and try to formulate a plan

>>37824848
shit right fine, I'll drop it for everybody's sake, including my own.

>>37824840
So take the name off in this quest, its only polite.

>and it is more trouble than it is worth to take it off and put it back on.
You can't be that retarded.

>>37824702
>Grab Lee, get him out of this state
>Pull him back up and try to formulate a plan

>>37824840
Pretty sure that if you take it off and keep the other thread open in a tab with 4chanX you'll still have the name automatically in that thread without having it in this one.

>>37824840
>the namefag is for another quest thread I'm in
So leave it in that quest for fucks sake.

>>37824702
>Try to formulate a plan here.

Huh, were in the museum of natural history, we could go for a dino bone club, we could find quite a few valuable heavy rocks and fossils, and there is probably a security room in the back, we'll either find a security guard or weapons and maybe armor if we're lucky. Huh... They also had a whale exibit last I remember, although there wasn't anything of value there.

>>37824887
>Pretty sure that if you take it off and keep the other thread open in a tab with 4chanX you'll still have the name automatically in that thread without having it in this one.
Hell even the default inline extension does this, there is literally no excuse to being such a faggot.

>>37824928
The way I see it we either go security room, panic button, or get ourselves a nice dino bone club/rare and endangered animal pelt. I seem to think there were a few weapons somewhere in the museum near the taxidermy display rooms but I don't think thats correct.

>>37824928
The hall of biodiversity Actually. And what the fuck are you trying to do, have Aldrich shit himself?

>>37824702
>Grab Lee, get him out of this state
>Pull him back up and try to formulate a plan

>>37824866
>>37824887
>>37824892
Oh alright, fine. Just stop it.

>>37824988
That'd definitely be a bonus, but a nice heavy bone would make for a decent makeshift mace. Yeah, we should probably go for the security area instead of biodiversity hall, that or take a bone off the dinosaur, I'm trying to formulate plans that don't involve us running in unarmed, Deus Vult works better with weaponry.

Theres a reason the peasants crusade failed horribly

[/spoiler]Also, who /nyc/ here? I can't remember if the 81st subway stop is actually part of the museum or directly outside. I couldn't be arsed to remember properly in the last thread [/spoiler]

>>37825042
>Deus Vult works better with weaponry.
It also works better when we're not terrified out of our pants at seeing Dinosaur skeletons for the foist time ever.

>>37825045
NYC here but can't remember for the life of me, we always went in from parking lot or main entrance. Also I looked it up, there is the hall of asian peoples where there will DEFINITELY be some asian weaponry, mainly katana fag related weaponry. There is also the hall of south american peoples, for those who want to throw pottery and maybe a few spears at them. And the hall of plains indians, none of these are weapons themed but weapons WILL be there in limited supply.

>>37825045
You can quickly and easily make spoilers by highlighting the text you want to spoiler in the quick reply box and hitting ctrl+s. It helps with avoiding typos in the spoiler tags.

I'm assuming you don't already know this because it would be extremely unlikely for you to make that typo in the spoiler tags if you did.

>>37825045

Also horseman, if you happen to be NYC you MAY want to turn the local news on.

>>37825352
not nycfag. whats going on?

>>37825352
oh boy, what's going on now?

>>37825121
same

>>37825144
This entire quest has been on mobile

>>37824991
>>37824887
>>37824861
>>37824840
>>37824776
>>37824750

You grab Leonardo by his arm and he gasps, and you the djinn on the right perk up with a sizzling noise. You guide him upstairs as quietly as possible, just as you see the thing begin to turn around. You reach the top of the stairs and crouch behind a blue cylindrical thing.

You allow a few moments to pass.

You hear nor see anything.

"W-w-w-whaaat the f-fuck was that, man? What t-he fuck was that?" Leonardo breathes, tears in his eyes, the poor man's mind obviously broken.

>>Tell him the truth
>>"Not here, let's go back to the main hall, gather ourselves"
>>DEUS VULT
>>Lie, "No idea, some sort of enchanted armour perhaps? And a ring of Greek fire? Could that be the explosive that you where summoned here for?"
>>Bright In

>>37825412
>>"Not here, let's go back to the main hall, gather ourselves"

>>37825412
>"Not here, let's go back to the main hall, gather ourselves"

>>37825352
No, I'm a Baltofag. I was born there, got roots there. What the fuck is happening?

>>37825412
>not here, back to main hall, gather ourselves

>>37825412
>>"Not here, let's go back to the main hall, gather ourselves"

>>37825412
>>"Not here, let's go back to the main hall, gather ourselves"

> Sign of the cross, pray silently.

>>37825469
>>37825455
>>37825447
>>37825439

"Not here!" You whisper, "Let us retreat to the man hall and gather ourselves."

He nods, shaking vigorously.

You slowly make your way back to the grand space, under the eaves of the tower corpse beast.

Leonardo opens his mouth, regurgitates, then speaks, still in hushed tones, "You said you had some fucking idea of what that was. You said you knew. Motherfucker you better get explainin'."

>>Tell him the truth, all of it
>>Lie
>>"I have no idea"
>>Try and find weapons
>>Try to find survivors
>>Slight in

>>37825749
>Tell him the truth
He's witnessed the heresy himself he has no choice but to accept its reality and assist us in glorious DEUS VULT! and heretic smiting.

>>37825749
>Tell him the truth, all of it

>>37825749
>Tell him the truth, but not all of it
Explain they were Dijinn summoned by filthy terrorists who need some DEUS VALT in their direction.

>>37825749
>Tell him the truth, enough that he can handle
>Try and find weapons
>Try to find survivors

>>37825749
>>Tell him the truth, all of it
>>Try and find weapons
>>Try to find survivors

>>37825749
>>>Tell him the truth, all of it
>>Try and find weapons

>>37825749
>tell him the truth all of it
>try and find weapons
>try and find survivors

train strikes car outside New York Cityis probably the news they were talking about

>>37825964
>>37825814
>>37825809
>>37825802
>>37825795
>>37825781
>>37826091
>>37826051

He has seen those demons himself. Any lie you tell him would be known as such. He must know the truth.

"I am Ser Aldrich Brickvelt. Knight and Crusader. I am from the past and beyond the ocean. Your present is my far future. I was cast here by the saracen sorcerer Zaheeri, as was Badi. That foul summoner in that fetid pit is the same. Those beings are Djinn. Arab spirits of smokeless fire. Zaheeri and his disciples have learned to bind such things to their will. I have only been in this strange land for but a few hours but my quest is to find a way back home and stop this from ever happening. This unnatural stillness is a spell put on by the saracen warlock, I believe. Now, if you are not so stricken with fear, warrior, I would like to find a proper weapon, and perhaps those who still live. Are you with me Leonardo DeRetti? Are will you have your fear of the unknown over take you?"

He shakes for a moment longer, grits his teeth and nods, "I d-don't understand what the hell is going on. But I have a job to do. Even if my parter right now is straight out the fucking renaissance f-fair."

"Now where might I find proper armament?"

"Uhm...y-you got a couple options...they're all gonna be pretty worn out and old...but...but I don't think I should give you my gun..."

"Anything is better than nothing DeRetti."

"Okay so, we've got Native American Peoples, Asian Peoples, African, and I think there's some ottoman shit upstairs, Mongolian or something I can't remember."

>>American Peoples
>>Asian Peoples
>>Africans
>>Upstairs
>>What will I find in each section?
>>Write In

>>37826516
>What will I find in each section?

>>37826516
>>Asian Peoples
That section should have at least a few things Aldrich would be kind of familiar with.

>>37826516
>What will I find in each section?
>Upstairs

>>37826516
>What will I find in each section.
Those names alone won't really give Aldrich much, even if exposition lets our enemies buy time.

>>37826516
>>>American Peoples
>>>Asian Peoples
either or really slight preference on the murican cause I wanna see sir aldrich tomahawking demons

>>37827028
Aldrich in authentic samuraiiiiiiii gear wielding a shield-breaker would be magnificent.

Yes, a kanabo club would be a good weapon for him...

But is there not a European section in this museum?

>>37826516
>Asian Peoples
Long ago in a distant land, I, Zahak, shapeshifting master of darkness...

>>37827142
probably not in this wing

>>37827078
>>37827028
>>37826785
>>37826652
>>37826594
>>37826548

"Those names mean nothing to me. Save for the Ottoman. What would I find in each?"

"Uhhhmmm. In the Indian section-"

"Indian? You mentioned nothing of the sort. Their curved blades wou-"

"Oh shit. No Indian is another word for Native American. American Indian and Native American are the same thing."

You remember that the first explorers to America assumed this land was India, and named the natives as such. It appears the misnomer has stuck.

"I see. Continue."

"There you have some cool bows, a couple of knives...oh! And there's this stone or ivory club. Big as shit! Looks like a killer whale or something. I always used to love that thing. In Asia they got all sorts of shit, they're the only section I think thay has armour. The exhibit upstairs might have some...But yeah, they got tons of sweet samurai swords,
a bow or two. A shit ton of throwing knives and shit. Africa has spears and throwing swords, that's all I can think off thay would be useful. How much time do you think we have?"

>>A lot of time
>>Too little time
>>No idea

>>Native Americans
>>Asia
>>Africa
>>Upstairs
>>Kite in

>>37827398
>>Too little time
>>Asia

>>37827398
>>Too little time
>>Asia
FOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>>37827398
>Too little time
>Asia

FRUNG HIM INTO THE FAR FUTURE, WHERE CHEESEBURGERS ARE RAWWW.

>>37827142
No. Not that I recall. I know there's a fuckhueg one in the Met, in fact the Met is pretty much a giant fucking armoury. Most of the stuff is well maintained and from all over the world, save africa.

Any one have roll20 or something? I'm trying to learn to DM for 5e

>>37827398
>Too little time
>Asia

>>37827155
you make a compelling arguement>>37827398
we sir jack now asia

>>37827398
>too little time
>ASIA

>>37827509
>>37827509
come to think of it isn't jack a word for a poor soldier taken from his cloth armor jack...which eventually became jacket

>>37827702
>>37827548
>>37827482
>>37827472
>>37827447
>>37827423
>>37827509

"Asia has protection? Very well, let us venture there."

"Alright this way." You pass through innumerable halls and passages, the walls lines with what look like maps and paintings. There are several halls with bizarrely life like statues of animals, both great and small.

You then read the "Asian Peoples" exhibition.

"Alright, we're here. Do you want to find some armour first or try and find a weapon? Strapping you in might take a little but, but so might finding a weapon."

>>Weapon
>>Armour
>>Knight In

>>37828324
>Weapon

>>37828324
>Weapon

>>37828324
>weapon

>>37828324
better to have no defense and good offense then goo d defense and no offense

weapon

>>37828324
>Find one of those heathen asian swords, wrap a crucifix around it to tie it to your hand. Then find a good shield and DEUS VULT.

>>37828324
>>Weapon

>>37828508
>>37828428
>>37828426
>>37828398
>>37828390

"I'd rather be bare but with steel in hand than well armoured without a weapon in sight."

"Alright, they ussually keep 'em all together."

He leads you to to an octagonal space, lined with weapons of shapes and sizes. In the center of the room is a round display. Within a strange blade in an ornate scabard, A deep crimson. The tip capped in a gold figure head, like that of a savage beast or dragon.

You look around the room, inspecting these strange armaments. There are long wooden bar maces, sythces of chains, throwing blades, bows, an assortment of glaives, And sabers similar to the one in the middle of various lengths. No shields curiously. Save for some of the bades and knives, most of these weapons seem to be two handed.

"Well?"

>>Jian
>>Dao
>>Kayana
>>Naginata
>>Kanabo
>>Recurve Bow
>>Japanese Long Bow
>>Kusarigama
>>Bo Staff
>>Tanto
>>Wakazashi
>>Shuriken
>>THAT one *Point to the center display*
>>Write in (any chinese, Japanese, or Korean weapon)
>

>>37829110
Chui. Chinese Hammer Mace. We started with a mace, so we need a bludgeon now.

>>37829110
>THAT one *Point to the center display*

>>37829110
>kanabo and/or dao

what is in the center display?

>>37829163
>what is in the center display?
yeah kind of vague

>>37829110
Either get a Dao or the Kanabo
Katanas are not proper weapons for a Knight, and likely don't have enough mass to cut through demonic skin.

Also, that central display option just reeks of SHINY and TRAP in equal proportions.

>>37829110
Just add my vote to the first thing that gets 2 votes.

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>>37829223
>>37829163

>>37829262
oh shit yes

>>37829262
Not looking like thay, obviously.

>>37829110
>>THAT one *Point to the center display*
Yup

>>37829155
This just makes sense.

>>37829240
>Also, that central display option just reeks of SHINY and TRAP in equal proportions.
I reckon we should snag a good heavy sword or mace, something we're used to, and also snag the central display piece

>>37829262
Nigger is that a fucking muramasa blade?

>>37829110
>THAT one *Point to the center display*

>>37829320
filename says yes

Now I want both a mace and the central display one.

>>37829313
Why not take a Mace, a Shield and take the Central display as a Sidearm?

>>37829400
Sounds good to me, though I'm not sure if there are any shields around this section.

>>37829293
you mean obviously it has it's handle assembled right?

>>37829110
>Kanabo
>Shield
>THAT one, too, *Point to the center display*

>>37829436
I've been to the Nat history a lot. I know there's a few in Africa and Murican history.

>>37829436
chinese and asian shields are sort of hard to come across even for a museum....in any case they tend to be fragile due to being made of old rattan)

>>37829470
>>37829481
where's a Viking display when you need one?

>>37829436
We can grab a shield on the way back. hopefully.

>>37829524
In the met.

>>37829443
I don't think Horseman would do that to us.

>>37829155
>>37829358
Seconding Chui. I

>>37829524
Screw vikings, where the fuck is the medieval display?

>>37829609
Met.

Guys. What if the Muramasa blade has an alarm?

>>37829609
At the Met, where our armor is.

>>37829647
In this emergency, it wont matter if it does

>>37829647
Good, we could use the help.

I think with the crazy going on downstairs, we want alarms going off, especially as the other cops that were here are dead and its just us and Leo

>>37829647
There's no one here to hear us. Worse case scenario is we get a couple of djinn on our tail. Lee has home field advantage and guns.

And we'll have a sword folded over a MRIIROON times

>>37829682
Yeah, but there's NOBODY else here. Not even outside. If you've ever been to NYC you know that's weird shit. A bomb th rest and not even ONE news chopper in the sky?

>>37829734
the magic they are doing is shielding whats going down, so if an alarm is raised, it goes out past whatever the magic is doing hopefully, drawing more responders

>>37829524
do you have any idea what viking swords/axes in museums look like? we would be better off with a random chair leg at that point

>>37829903
This. Original viking swords are in terrible shape, having been left in moist conditions for centuries

>>37829903
shields too it turns out being buried in a mound in scandinavia for 1200 years tends to be rough on most things

>>37829110
we gonna steal a priceless relic.... omg people will be pissed

>>37829792
>>37829734
>>37829705
>>37829682
>>37829675
>>37829648
>>37829647
>>37829609
>>37829593
>>37829578
>>37829524
>>37829481
>>37829470
>>37829469
>>37829443
>>37829436
>>37829400
>>37829358
>>37829340
>>37829320
>>37829313
>>37829305
>>37829300
>>37829293
>>37829287
>>37829250
>>37829240
>>37829223
>>37829163
>>37829158
>>37829155

You look for a Shield of some kind, but to no avail, "No shields?"

"No, there might be a few in Africa or the Indian exhibits."

"How did these Orientals save themselves from arrows and blades?"

"Don't know, you'd have to ask Liz."

You eye a mace, similar to the one you have, except it has a more ball shaped head and more subtle flanges, "That would be suitable. Most of these blades seem dull, their handles cracked. "This...Chui...appears to be in fine condition."

"Anything else? Once we break this open the alarms will probably go off, and even if no one outside hears us....they might..."

You understand his meaning. The scarlet Saber in the center of the room catches you eye. "That one as well."

"The Muramasa blade?! Shit's worth billions dude!"

Muramasa blade...Muramasa. You enjoy the way it rolls off the tongue,"How much are our lives worth, Leonardo?"

"Not that fucking much!"

You glare at him,"What of those of your comrades? Of the men, women and children down there?"

He scowls. "Alright. Move out, I'll get the mace first."

You step aside. He unsheaths his gun and strikes the glass pane with its pommel. It shatters easily. No alarum. You're not quite sure what you where expecting, but whatever could of happened didn't. He gingerly picks it out of the shards and hands it to you. A good weight you find, with decent heft.

"Now on to this one. Sweet lord, don't let me hurt this thing..."

>>LCK: roll a d20-1

Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

Jesus roll the dice.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37830514
Didn't the modifiers come into effect when it was +/- 2 from 10, so a 8 would be -1 but a 9 wouldn't? I can't remember

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>37830514

Rolled 14 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>37830514
I thought stats of 9 and 11 didn't actually grant bonuses or maluses?

>>37830572
>>37830587
I remember the same but its been a while since that thread.

>>37830572
Yes.

Rolled 1 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>37830586
to make it a - you need to enter "+-" so it would be "dice+XdY+-Z"

>>37830670
Good thing this roll was well outside the first three...

>>37830587
Feck.I'm a fag. I forgot. I'm tired. Im going to write down all da rures somewhere. ANYWAY.

>>37830514

The glass cracks and shatters, but the blade is intact!

But as soon as the glass cracks the room explodes into noise! A skreeching, blaring horn! Blasting over and over again!

You cover your ears to block out the assault. You get poked in the chest by something, you open you eyes and there's Leonardo, handing you the crimson blade. The Muramasa.

"YOU WANNA TRY AND GET SOME ARMOUR?! A SHIELD?! OUR ELEMENT OF SURPRISE IS GONE, SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER IT."

You take the scabard, a strange grainy thing, and put it through one of the loops on your blue linen trousers.

>>YES, WHAT IS A KNIGHT WITHOUT ARMOUR
>>I NEED A HELMET AT THE VERY LEASE, SOME VAMBRACES?
>>I NEED A SHIELD
>>NONE OF THAT NOW, WE NEED TO ACT.
>>WRITE IN

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>37830514
well we just fucked up>>37830788
helmet>>37830788
>>>I NEED A HELMET AT THE VERY LEASE, SOME VAMBRACES?

>>37830788
>No time, I can defend myself without armor

>>37830788
>>>NONE OF THAT NOW, WE NEED TO ACT.

>>37830788
>NONE OF THAT NOW, WE NEED TO ACT.

>>37830861
>>37830855
>>37830825
>>37830822

"NO TIME FOR THAT NOW! WE MUST SEEK OUR ENEMIES BEFORE THE FIND US!

>>37830788
>I NEED A HELMET AT THE VERY LEASE, SOME VAMBRACES?

>>37831026
Paper armor wont be the most fire resistant thing out there

What the hell

>>37831026
You cry as you swiftly move from this gallery. You move into another section. There in the center of the room, the sole piece of the room, save for writing on the walls, is a suit of strange armour, layered plates, with a helmet with a red devil's face and a bold golden crescent crest.

"WHAT DO WE DO NOW? AND ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME IF THAT SWEET JAP ARMOUR?"

>>I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT
>>OH BY GOD I NEED IT
>>JUST THAT AMAZING HELMET, THOSE VAMBRACES LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE USEFUL AS WELL
>>WE SHOULD GO TO THE MAINLAND HALL AGAIN
>>PERHAPS WE CAN GET DOWN THERE QUICK ENOUGH AND THEYLL STILL BE THERE, USE THE UP HILL ADVANTAGE
>>LEAVE THIS PLACE
>>SET IT ON FIRE
>>SEEK THEM OUT AND DO BATTLE!
>>WRITE IN

>>37831203
>JUST THAT AMAZING HELMET, THOSE VAMBRACES LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE USEFUL AS WELL

Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>37831228
what this guy said then to glorious battle....I thin lee is freaking out and getting off on this

>>37831203
>>OH BY GOD I NEED IT

>>37831203
>"WHAT DO WE DO NOW? AND ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME IF THAT SWEET JAP ARMOUR?"
Yep, Leo be havin' some fun with this.

>JUST THAT AMAZING HELMET, THOSE VAMBRACES LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE USEFUL AS WELL
Helmets are important.

>>37831203
>JUST THAT AMAZING HELMET, THOSE VAMBRACES LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE USEFUL AS WELL

Nigger are you asleep again?!

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>37831897
you know he is going to need better self control of his falling asleep if he is going to join the military like he claims

>>37831203
>>OH BY GOD I NEED IT

>>37832218
Sorry had to walk dogs, feed them, walk them, clean dishes, fix shower, fix bike, fix bed, shower. This is probably my last post for the knight

>>37831315
>>37831287
>>37831228
>>37831270
>>37831457
>>37832218

"NOW THAT IT IS BEFORE ME THAT HELM IS PARTICULARLY MIGHTY. I SHALL RETRIEVE IT AND THOSE VAMBRACES THERE." You shout over the blaring horns. You raise your mace, and bring it down, shattering the glass.

You lift off the helm, and set it at the feet of the statue. You slide off the strange vambraces. You put on the arm guards first, then the the helm. The helm helps with the noise, and does not constrict your vision as much as your own helm. All in all, you like it. You feel prepared. Powerful even. Would you like your own weapons and armour? Yes. Will this suffice? Most definitely.

"YOU LOOK GOOD HIGHLANDER! WHERE TO NEXT? YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT GOING ON THAN I DO!"

Phff...you doubt thay...

>>TO THE MAIN HALL, WE HAVE MANY OPTIONS THERE.
>>SOME WHERE DEFENDABLE! THERE TOO MANY POINTS OF ATTSCK HERE!
>>TO THE SUB WAY! WE MUST INTERUPT THE FOUL SPELL THAT WIZARD IS CASTING
>>WE JUST NEED TO LEAVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>WRITE IN

>>37832814
dropped your trip OP

>TO THE SUB WAY! WE MUST INTERUPT THE FOUL SPELL THAT WIZARD IS CASTING

>>37832840
I wouldn't expect anything less of myself

It's 2 in the morning here. Would anyone mind of I hit the hay?

>>37832814
>TO THE SUB WAY! WE MUST INTERUPT THE FOUL SPELL THAT WIZARD IS CASTING

>>37832964
No. Sleep if you must.

>>37832964
not at all, thanks for the thread OP

will you be continuing tomorrow?

>>37832990
If it gets bumped through night of course. Besides, this is a shitty place to stop.

>>37833038
Excellent. Thanks for running, sleep well, etc.

>>37832814
>>TO THE SUB WAY! WE MUST INTERUPT THE FOUL SPELL THAT WIZARD IS CASTING

bump

bump

bump

>>37833142
>>37832979
>>37832840
Back Kniggas

"WE MUST RETURN TO THE SUB WAY! WE MUST INTERUPT THE FOUL SPELL THAT WIZARD IS CASTING!" You shout. These bells or horns or what have you are truly beginning to grate on you.

"RIGHT! COME ON, THIS WAY!"

You run, following Leonardo to the sub way. You make it halfway to the main hall, with those mammoth bones before you ate confronted.

It rounds the corner all too smoothly, as if it where sliding on ice.

Seven feet tall, unnaturally slender, possessing a predatory grace the djinn stands before you.

It's skin looks like fire trapped in a bottle, burning and thrashing but never beyond the confines of the glass. It is generally featureless, save for its unnatural propertions and hands thay have only three fingers and a thumb. And it's eyes. Six Almond shaped slits of the purest blue, arranged in pairs of three.

The ambient hum that surrounds it heightens to an energized hiss as assumes a combative stance, legs wide bent at the knee, arms loose but ready.

>>RUN!
>>TO SOME PLACE DEFENDABLE
>>SPLIT UP, IT CAN ONLY CHASE ONE IF US
>>DEUS VULT (STR: roll d20+2)
>>PUSH PAST IT! WE CANNOT BE DISTRACTED!
>>MAYBE I NEED A SHIELD! RUN!
>>GET READY TO DO BATTLE
>>KNIGHT IN

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837334
DEUS VULT

>>37837356
Im...I'm going to wait for more votes...

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837334
>>DEUS VULT (STR: roll d20+2)

>>37837334
>>>TO SOME PLACE DEFENDABLE

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837334
>DEUS VULT!!! BACK TO HELL, DEMON!

>>37837411
Oh fuck me!

>>37837356
>>37837394
double 8's, thats got to be a bonus or something

>>37837411
geez anon, don't drink and roll dice

>>37837429
>double 8's, thats got to be a bonus or something
That would be pretty neat, this quest is pretty silly, would be appropriate to have dice to match. Maybe not Ogre Civ Quest levels of silly, but still some amount.

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>>37837429
I'll say...

>>37837429
>>37837429
>>37837411
>>37837394
>>37837356

You charge the glowing the aberration! You raise your mace to strike it down and- Quick as whip the Djinn lashes out, hitting you in the chest you a sizzling palm.

>>Roll for Constitution! d20+STR modifier. So d20+2

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837909

>>37837919
I'll take the first four and average....

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837909

>>37837991
Why average? Pretty much every quest uses best of X rolls (X is usually 3, but depends on the dice and how you want things to run, but 3 is usually the minimum)

>>37838045
damn anon, nice roll

this anon needs to get some sleep now, its 0330, goodluck all, don't fuck up

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37837909

>>37838045
Can we please just go with this roll, QM?

>>37838183
>>37838070
Alright. Fine. Aldrich Brickvelt is smarter than hell but tough as shit. 10 being the average gives 5 hp. So you have +6 Hp...holy fuck...you cannot die...

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37838257
The grace of God is with us!
DEUS VULT!

>>37838257

The stike burns straight through your shirt and sends you flying, and while your chest burns You know the damage to minimal. You glide back, hitting the floor and sliding back to Leonardo, he helps you up and then you see the power of the gun.

CRACK. CRAC. CRACK. Three flashes of flame, louder and sharper than the alarm. You do not see any projectile but sure enough, in the creature's shoulder as if struck with an invisible arrow, appears a hole that amber fluid readily flows out of. The Djinn's eyes widen in shock and it clutches the wound. It then turns to you and Leonardo, and looses a blood curdling cry, like that of some wild cat, shrill and piercing. It's maw is the same colour blue as the eyes in its wholeness, so you cannot discern a tongue nor teeth.

>>RUN!
>>TO SOME PLACE DEFENDABLE
>>TO THE METRO
>>D-DEUS VULT(Str: roll d20+2)
>>Write In

>>37838336
>The The Metro
They are bound to that sorcerer's will, then we break his will along with his face!

>>37838336
>"Kill it, Leonardo! We must away to destroy the sorceror!"

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37838336
>D-DEUS VULT(Str: roll d20+2)
GLORIA DOMINE IN EXCELSIS, BITCH!

>>37838630
HAPPENING

>>37838630
>>37838599
>>37838432
I am needing tiebreaker

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37838630
>>D-DEUS VULT(Str: roll d20+2)

>>37838861
kill it

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37838861
Seconding the DEUS VULT

>>37838861

DEUS VULT PERFECTONÉ

Rolled 51 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>37838861
DEUS VULT THE DJINNI THEN THE SORCEROR

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37839168
dammit wrong dice

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37838861
>DEUS VULT!
REX TREMENDAE MAJESTATIS, GRANT ME THE STRENGHT TO KILL THIS BEAST!

>>37839114
>>37838980
>>37838888
>>37838880
>>37838665
>>37838630
>>37838599
I'm using the 22. It would be sinful not to

You answer the demon's cry. A roiling scream of righteous.

You meet it's eyes. Blue for blue. You charge each other, thundering like beasts of war.

It makes a wild swing at you, easily dodged. You cut to its inside, it's open flank, jabbing it in it's chest with your mace. You know not if it has wind to knock out but you do stun it. You bring the mace over your head, bashing the djinn in his, sapphire liquid spraying hither and yon.

Again and again you strike, sending thick gobs of blue djinn blood flying.

It tries to raise a hand, be it pleading or defensive you know not. You care not.

You smash down on it's neck. You hear a crack like shattering glass.

The djinn twitches, heaves, then lies still.

"Holy shit...Is it dead."

You catch your breath, "Aye. It is no more."

>>To the sub way
>>Can I have a gun?
>>Are you alright?
>>Write In

>>37839846
>To the sub way

>>37839846
I thought you said they bled amber?

>>37839918
Maybe that's only like a minor wound or something

>>37839918
>>37839973
Why do the two of you note vote?

>>37839846
>To the sub way

>>37839914
>>37840382

"We must go back to the sub way!"

He nods. Speaking over the alarm is a futile effort. You sprint to those manufactured depths, into the flickering darkness and to the place of the foul ritual.

The chanting has been replaced with the cadence of conversation.

>>BANZAII-er uhm DEUS VULT rather(roll d20)
>>Try to sneak closer(DEX: rolld20+2)
>>Casually stroll up
>>Formulate a Plan here
>>Write in

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37840634
>Try to sneak closer

>>37840634
>Casually stroll up
Hello, there, infidel sorcerer, could I interest you in some Deus Vult?

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>37840634
>Try to sneak closer(DEX: rolld20+2)

Bump

>>37840877

You put a finger to your lips, and creep towards the sorcerers lair...

You hear him speak, in Arabic, "-Yes Master, I sent a Djinn to hunt them down. They should be slain soon. Unless the djinn makes sport of it, Hehehe..."

"Good, Abdul. But do not allow pride to cloud your mind. The weaponry of that world is not to taken lightly. Retrieve the amulet then take it to the point of power. There you will find the rest of the seekers. Together you will perform the ritual as taught."

"Yes, Master."

>>DEUS VULT
>>make a plan with Lee
>>Sneak behind one of the platform columns/onto the tracks (DEX: rolld20+2)
>>Write in

Sorry there was a besieged thread on /v/...

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37841984
>make a plan with Lee
Lets plan this shit out.

>>37841984
>>>DEUS VULT

>>37842040
>>37842024
Oh /tg/

>>37842081
I will change yo plan with Lee

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>>37842081
So, Horseman, when do we get to put our Genius intellect to use in creating a new crusade of Jetpack knights?

>>37842273
When we go to the future

>>37842317
Bruh. What

Also don't fucking respond without an update. faggot

>>37842866
I'm sorry

>>37842024
>>37842116

You motion to Lee to come hither. He slides over in a low crouch,"Yeah?" He whispers.

"We should come up with a plan of attack, what say you?"

"Well, I say that we sneak down there, get off the platform and flank the guy from the tracks, you cleared out thay one thing pretty easily up there, that one shouldn't be a problem."

>>Sounds like a plan, I'll follow your lead
>>Actually I might have a better plan...
>>Fuck that, DEUS VULT
>>Write in

>>37842866
Go fuck yourself. Let the QM respond as he needs to.

>>37843513
>sounds like a plan.

>>37843802
No fuck you. He needs to hurry up.

>>37843513
> Fuck that, DEUS VULT

>>37843902
When you QM, then you can be an ass. He's taking time out of his day to provide us with free entertainment; it doesn't serve anyone for you to be rude.

>>37843513
>>Sounds like a plan, I'll follow your lead

>>37843902
Stop being such an ingrate.

>>37843513
>Sounds like a plan, I'll follow your lead
Definitely. He's been here before, he knows the layout. And it'd be a good show of faith.

>>37844033
>>37844018
>>37843822

Guys, we are, while primitive, definitely smarter than him. Weren't we a seige master or someshit? We should have a large amount of tacticul jeanyuss.

I propose
>I think I have a better plan
Then props that HE sneaks around, we charge he pops up, caps the Warlock then we slay the djinn

>>37843513
>Actually I might have a better plan...

>>37844121

>>37843513

I'll agree with this guy.
>>37844121
We DEUS VULT as a distraction and Leo kills the Heathen.

>>37844688
Sorry Horseman if you're writing but this is the way to go.

Charge in while he fires shots.

>>37844825
>>37844688
>>37844439
>>37844121

"Tis a solid plan comrade, but may I suggest another?"

"Alright. Whatchya got?"

>>COMBO DEUS VULT (DEX/STR: roll d20+2)
>>Your plan sounds good, actually...
>>You sneak around first, then I'll charge
>>I'll sneak, you charge
>>You Sneak around, attack, I charge while their backs are turned
>>I'll sneak attack, you attack
>>Let's draw them out
>>Write in

>>37845224
I suggest you put your damn trip on

>>37845224
>You sneak around first, then I'll charge

>>37845224
>you sneak about, cause a diversion, then I charge while their backs are turned

>>37845224
>You sneak around first, then I'll charge

Hey Horseman, been following, anyway, last night I was referring to the train wreck that 6 people died in near the city. You probably got that by now.

Also FREEDOM! They do it for free!

>>37845962
>>37845353
So do you guys want Lee to attack first or Aldrich?

>>37845962
It's crazy! It kinda freaks me out because I ride the train from Baltimore to New York all the time

>>37846200
Aldrich, if they're staring at us they wont see the pistol flashes, they'll know theres at least one more assailant behind them but not how many or exactly where.

>>37846200
Aldrich.

>>37846264
>>37846219
>>37845962
>>37845437
>>37845353

"You should sneak around alone, I shall charge on and draw them towards me in combat. When their attention is drawn towards me then you shall strike. I know not what spell he casts but he must be stopped. How much time will you need to reach your mark?"

"Five, six seconds, tops."

"Then I shall do my part in seven."

"Good deal. Watch my back."

You nod. He moves swiftly and with more precision than any ordinary foot soldier You've ever seen. You seem him creep by th bodies, unfazed by the scene, and he slips away, into darkness beyond the platform.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four...

Five...

You steele your nerves.

Six...

You are ready to do combat with the unknown. You are a knight. A warrior.

Seven.

You are Sir Aldrich Brickvelt, of Midsommer.

>>DEUS VULT (STR+DEX: d20+4)

>>37846766
I don't trust myself to roll well.

Someone answer the call for DEUS VULT.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846766
lets do this heathen monstrocities

>>37846827
Why, anon? I trusted you

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846766

>>37846816
Eh...maybe you should roll...

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846766
FOR THE EMPRAH!

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846766
Fuck it.

>>37846834
apparently I am a cheap whore>>37846840 better than that guy though

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846857
I think I just lost dice rolling privileges...

>>37846840
>>37846857
I'm disappointed in you, you jackasses. I rolled for nothing.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>37846766
Fuck it. DEUS VULT.

>>37846861
well fuck bai bai lee we'l take care of your lesbian sister for you...though we don't really know what that means yet

It wouldn't be possible that Horseman decide to take this moment to introduce a fate points system, would it?

>>37846861
I'M TAKING THIS ONE. WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS.

>>37846945
THANK YOU HORSEMAN! YOU ARE A GOOD MAN!

>>37846945
We love you too.

>>37846933
No. Luck is meant for re-rolls.

Bonuses to all rolls and re-rolls.

>>37846960
>>37846945
>>37846861
I also really wanted to play this music, and I couldn't wait till the end where your either Mantle or continue exploring and fuckin' bitches So I really was hoping for good roles.

http://youtu.be/gl8w-cMqNfI

You charge down the steps, brandishing your mace, REX TREMENDAE MAJESTATIS, GRANT ME THE STRENGHT TO KILL SLAY MY FOES!"

The djinn whips around, this one different than the other in thay it has singlar cyclopian eye, coppery in sheen and colour, with overly large forearms and hands, like great clubs.

You see an aetherial man in the center of the ring, a green specter draped in an emerald hooded robe. You see where a face would be is only shadow. The man sees you and dissapates into green mist, then vanishes completely.

"MASTER!" Screams the sorcerer, "You will die for transgressions crusa-wait, what?" The wizard sees you in your full fury, no confounded at your strange armament.

The Djinn begins to hum, a low steady drone, and it's eye begins to glow An angry yellow. The hum grows louder and steadier, a buzzing dirge, like hundreds of furious wasps.

Then it's eye becomes bright as the sun and fires a beam of searing light at you!

It misses but destroys the steps behind you. No way out now.

"You fool! Crush this barbari-" CRACK! "MY LEG!"

The djinn trumpets, grabbing it's head as if in pain. It recovers smashing down.

CRACK! The sends an invisible arrow the the warlock's chest, forcing him to a wounded knee, coughing blood.

You rush forwards, to strike down the raging Djinn, hopping forwards bringing your mace down in a vicious arc. The djinn blocks with his massive forearm, breaking your mace! You are forced back. You pray the Relic sword was worth the trouble.

You grab the sword by the haft and draw it.

[CONT]

>>37848561
Did we just Peace the fucking mage? Science bitch!

>>37848561
Wow. I should learn to proof read

>>37848650
It's pretty easy. Once you are prepared to post you read it over slowly. If you suck at proof-reading then read it out loud, too.

>>37848561

The Djinn trumpets, like an elephant from Hell once more, exposing it's yellow circular mouth of golden points.

You answer it's call in turn, filled with a lust for battle you have not felt since Damascus. The two toned steel of the sword gleams a emerald green, reflecting the light of the evil ritual.

You charge it slashing upwards towards it's face in an attempt to silence it's singing, burning eye. The thing moves quick for its massive size, halfway dodging your strike, instead getting caught along the side of it's face, splitting it wide open. It begins to charge it's dread gaze, the glowing and droning increasing in intensity.

CRACK! CRACK! Twice it is hit the chest! the beast bellows, falling back.

You hear the wizard begin to chant brokenly, "WHAT WAS THAT WIZARD?! I CANNOT HEAR YOU! PERHAPS YOU CAN CEASE CHOKING ON YOUR OWN BLOOD AND WOULD HEAR YOU BETTER!" You scream, laughing.

You turn to the saracen magus. "PERHAPS I CAN LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE! FROM YOUR HEAD, AHAHAHAHA!" You grab him by his turbaned head, preparing to slice it clean off.

He raises a finger weekly, and a bolt of green lightning springs forth from it. Sending you into a column. You drop the blade, the savage blood lust draining from you.

"Y-you think-k you s-slay an d-dis-sciple o-of Zahe-" the wizard's speach was interrupted by a fit of bloody coughing, "Zaheeri? D-djinn, destro-" Is interrupted again as you regain you balance and put your heel to the bridge of his nose.

"Do we kill 'im?" Lee asks, as the djinn begins to get back up groggily.

>>Yes you do it, I'll attend to the djinn
>>I'll Kill him now!
>>Keep him there, I'll kill the djinn so we can question him while he still lives.
>>Write in

>>37849371
>>Keep him there, I'll kill the djinn so we can question him while he still lives.
I gotta run to work now, keep up the good work Horseman and anons.

>>37849371
>keep him there while I destroy the demon

>>37849371
>Yes you do it, I'll attend to the djinn

Hes a vile heretic, he must be purified by holy fire. In lieu of that his weapon will do.

>>37849371
>>Keep him there, I'll kill the djinn so we can question him while he still lives.

>>37846933
I hope not really>>37849371
>>>Keep him there, I'll kill the djinn so we can question him while he still lives.

>>37849440
>>37849409
"I Have questions for him. Keep him there while I dispatch this demon."

"No..."The arab moans faintly.

You pick up your blade, feeling energized and ready for battle. The djinn gets back up. It sees your approach raises an arm to smack you away. You execute downward slash, lopping the arm off. The thing screams, thrashing about. You rush forwards and impale it through the chest and the light in its eye begins to die. You pull down on the blade, almost bisecting it. You notice that blue djinn blood glows faintly, like star light.

"Dude that was brutal..." Leonardo says, not all in praise.

"You should see what I'm going to do to this heathen WRETCH!"

>>WHAT AMULET?!
>>WHERE ARE THE OTHER SEEKERS?!
>>WHAT IS THE POINT OF POWER?!
>>WHAT IS THE RITUAL?!
>>WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING? (Dark Knight: Roll d20)
>>Kill Him now
>>Write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37849987
>>WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING? (Dark Knight: Roll d20)

>>WHAT AMULET?!

>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA?

>>37849987
yes, we must do this dark knight style
>WHERE ARE THE OTHER SEEKERS?!

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>>37850022

>>37849987
>WHAT AMULET?!

>>37849987
>>WHAT AMULET?!
>>WHERE ARE THE OTHER SEEKERS?!
>>WHAT IS THE POINT OF POWER?!
>>WHAT IS THE RITUAL?

>>37848561
>MY LEG
we spongebob now

>>37850681
>>37850576
>>37850133
>>37850065
>>37850022

"What is this amulet you seek? And where are the other 'seekers'?"you ask, rather calmly and politely.

The arab spits at you. A fat gob of blood hitting your cheek. You slap him then grab him by the face. "WHERE ARE THE SEAKERS?!" You strike him across his face again and he begins to shed a few tears.

"I k-know not!"

You tighten your grip and slap him again.

"I know n-not!" He begins to cough more blood, black bits of lung are included is the froth, his breath becoming more ragged.

"SWEAR TO ME!"

"I swear! I know not!"

"THEN WHERE ARE THEY GOING?! WHAT IS THIS POINT OF POWER?!"

"I-I know n-n-" You raise your hand, closing your open hand into a fist. "Save th-that I would find it if...if I followed the Lines! The Master was not clear of what this meant!"

"WHAT OF THE AMULET?!"

"It is a-AACH!" He seizes up, choking on his own lungs in earnest now, a red froth forming in his mouth.

"Yo, I think he's down for the count. You gonna put him out if his misery?"

>>No.
>>Yes. (Mercy Kill)
>>Oh yes. (Gut him)
>>Write in

>>37851388
>>Yes. (Mercy Kill)

>>37851388
>>Yes. (Mercy Kill)

>>37851500
>>37851434

"Yes." you drive your blade into his skull. Silencing his pitiful gurgling. You kneel and wipe your blade off on his robes.

"What do we do know?" Asks Lee.

"Simple," you say, sheathing your strange sword, "Find the Amulet and the other wizards and stop them from enacting this ritual."

"You make it sound so easy."

"Indeed. So...which way is out?"

So I'm gonna end it here folks, there probably won't be a thread tomorrow or friday, work has me all caught up, check the twitter if you can, I'll post dates and times there as soon as I know something.

>>37851811
so...we're not giving the priceless relic back?

>>37851811
Es okay. Thanks for running, Horseman.

>>37851811
Thanks for the thread OP, let us know when the next will be on twitter

>>37851872
Why the hell would we give back the murdersword3000? It's not that it's been forded over a mirrion times, it's that it's a fucking Muramasa. Shit's supposed to send you into berserker rages where if you don't start killing you off yourself, which I think Horseman is picking up on. Because so far Aldrich has not been this Bloodthirsty.

>>37852261
Yep.. Time to leave it in a safe place and only use it when we need some serious DEUS VULTing to happen

>>37852304
Or just keep it on hand? As a sidearm?

>>37852399
I'd rather not carry it around and have it male us go insane, we bring it out when we Need it

hoodie bluejeans kabuto with the decorative mask and the japanese armguards.... we are one goofy looking dude