>>37847707
Is actually the blacksmith's son.

>>37847707
She's a terrible blacksmith.

Daisy duke has been captured by israphel.

The blacksmith's daughter has gone missing, find her.
The blacksmith's daughter has been kidnapped, rescue her.
The blacksmith's daughter needs metal, fetch it for her.
The blacksmith's daughter wants a son, put one in her.

Is sleeping with the bakers daughter.

>>37847758
She requires that the requirements for being a blacksmith be lowered. The name should also be changed to 'POCsmith".

>>37847707
She goes to mine exotic minerals from caverns no one knew was actually inhabited by a Great Wyrm/other dragon and gets trapped.

She should be about the level of the party, being quite a capable fighter, which is why no one thought it was odd. The players should happen upon her fighting or fucking the dragon.

The blacksmith's daughter is possessed by evil dragon-demons, slay the beasts!

The blacksmith's daughter needs to deliver an arm and a leg to a local boy, but needs the raw materials.

>>37847707
The blacksmith's daughter has found good blacksmithing prospects in the next town over. She needs your help moving.

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>The blacksmith PC starts discussing forgework with the blacksmith's daughter
>friendship begins

Dang it, OP. You have me thinking about Incest Smith.

>>37847803
>>37847807
anon please

>>37847707
>>Give me some plot hooks involving the blacksmith's daughter.
The blacksmith's daughter realizes she's been but a tool for the Patriarchy. FREEDOM!

>>37847879
Dare I ask?

>>37847879
I would like to know more about this.

>>37847948
In this setting, "the Patriarchy" is a cabal of evil liches plotting to do generic BBEG things and has nothing to do with Tumblrina SJW bullshit

>>37847958
It's okay. Incest is a meme. It all started when one Anon posted the wrong picture to a thread.
>>37847982
I'll help.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Incest_Smith

>>37847968
Then purge yourself.

>>37847958
>>37847982

Anon asked many fortnights ago for possible plot hooks for making a Blacksmith-Daughter adventure duo, stuff like feasibility and stuff.

Problem is his OP image was a big burly man violently fucking a tender young girl, presumably the aformentioned daughter.

The OP deleted the thread as soon as he was able and posted the question with a "proper" image, but people do not forge these things, and a legend formed around a blacksmith casually fucking his daughter while forging "sides" was born...

... And died, as no one remembers it apparently.

>>37847948
She takes out a 50,000 gold loan to attend bardic school.

Help her father deal with the loan sharks!

Instead of becoming a blacksmith like her parents she has taken up with the noble girls and is masquerading as a wealthy socialite. The cost of this charade is bleeding her parents dry and they can only hope she marries a rich man soon before she is exposed or they become destitute.

>>37847992
Thats what the patriarchy wants you to think.

>>37848013
Bless you

She forges you a sword that is enchanted to make you think about her, all the time, and the sword will openly complain if you don't think about her enough.
And don't even think about thinking about that baker's daughter, hero.


hahhahahahahaha welcome to marriage.

>>37848034
You're welcome.
>>37848017
Which is a shame.

>>37847707
She's made a pact with a demon so she can surpass her father.

>>37848013
Haha, oh man. I'm pissed I missed this. The pic on the archived thread is corrupt. Anyone have a link?

>>37848121
Which one? The second thread or the first thread?

>>37848017
do you have the pic?

>>37848039
>hahhahahahahaha welcome to marriage.

>Marrying a human blacksmith
>Settling for low tier garbage

If you're going to nab a woman working the base professions, at least get an Elf or rare Fae who does it.

>>37848173

... You seem awfully insistent on finding the image, you dirty scoundrel.

I don't have it anyway.

>>37848121
Looking at the archived first thread one of the options for image searching is "view same". It won't give you the full pic but you'll see a thumbnail, which gets the idea across.

>>37848146
The first one. Judging from the reactions it must've been fucking great.

I followed this link from the wiki

https://archive.moe/tg/thread/21868208/

Second thread's image is still up.

>>37848217
Such a shame they lost 4 GB of images in a crash or something.

>>37848191
Oh shit. Incest Smith is right. Goddam.

>>37848217
I believe it was from one Anon's post was a pale man having sexual intercourse with a young girl.

>>37847707
Blacksmith's daughter is actually an adopted fire elemental that fell out of the forge.

>Blacksmith is actually incredibly famous, generally regarded the best in his trade
>wanted a son
>got a daughter
>even though the daughter turned out to be a fine smith in her own right, father doesn't respect her as much
>decides that to prove herself better than him, she's going to forge a legendary-level sword made of incredibly rare materials, strong enough that they could break any weapon made by her father

>>37848300
>fire elemental
>Not Salamander

Salamanders are canonically the metalsmiths in the Plane of Fire, and the skill of their craft is legend even beyond that dimension.

Fire Elementals are just... Fire Elementals.

>>37848354
That sounds interesting.

Would escort/10

Captcha: odude

I know right?

>>37848354
>the father instead, sees you as his successor, so he gives you secret lessons on smithing, so when you fin the materials, you actually forge a better sword than her

>>37848481
>You and her then have a public duel to the death using the swords you both crafted.
>The father judges who the proper successor is based on this duel, though he blatantly cheers against his daughter.

>>37848481

>Not working out a scheme with the daughter so you both "win", and during the course of your travels develop a deep seated trust, friendship and (if you pursue it) romance.

>>37848530

>Not going to the dueling grounds and reveal you forged a masterwork blade of impeccable quality... And an equally impeccable ring, which you put on the daughter's finger in front of the crowd.

>>37847707
she was stricken with the curse of horsecock, "cleanse" her

>>37848591
>Not just beating her, showing how a better smith and adventurer you are and gaining her admiration, while also the approval of her father.
I'll give you the ring, is a romantic touch.

>>37848354
>>37848481
>>37848530
>>37848591
This must happen.
I'm stealing this for my campaign.

>>37847816
>her fighting or fucking the dragon.
>Not both
It's like you've never had good sex

>>37847707
The Blacksmith's daughter seems insistent the PCs take a very specific weapon she made in memory of her dead brother.

It turns out that when they were little she killed her brother accidentally and to hide the body she forged the corpse into a weapon. The PCs must get a cleric or necromancer to commune with the spirit of the child in the blade to help absolve the sister's guilt. Once she is able to move forward from that tragedy, the dead son's spirit will remain with the weapon as a decent quasi-magical weapon with the ability to "hone" the blade in a special way (more crit damage, easier crits, more direct damage, can break armor, etc.) once per day.

>>37847825
Go back to the Fullmetal thread >>37847882

>>37848481
>Have no time or interest in smithing, pass teachings on to daughter who promptly runs off with you for a life of adventure.

>>37848648
>showing how a better smith and adventurer you are and gaining her admiration

I figure both of those things will become readily apparent over the course of your time collecting rare materials, the ring and duel are just a formality at that point.

You want her to love and admire you before you're done forging that masterwork blade.

Since my current character is level 10 with a +18 in Craft (Weaponsmith), he could do it with his eyes closed.

>>37848217
>>37848146
>>37848121
Here's the follow-up thread where the OP put the correct image.

>>37848859
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/21868312/
Forgot the link.

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>>37848859
I've seen that thread before. Here is the dwarf fortress version of Oinkbane.

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>>37847707
>Blacksmith refuses to teach daughter blacksmithing
>intends to marry her off like sack of potatoes to a well off trader friend
>daughter needs PC help avert this "horrible" future and display her blacksmithing potential
>PC's undermine betrothal, mislead/delay husband to be, que trickery
>turns out dad was right all along and she actually wants to marry now
>Yfw

Plot hook: The Blacksmith is afraid his daughter won't find a man, he is trying to give her as part of the reward. Luckily for you the blacksmith even had divination made to prove she is still a virgin, though that itself is pretty disconcerting he was willing to go that far to sell you on the idea of taking her. The blacksmith looks strong enough to snap the mages neck by sneezing, and it has become apparent he is half mad with fear she won't get married and just wants to be rid of her at this point.

>>37848952

Virginity doesn't mean much unless her having a lover/being high class comes up, but sure I'd probably take her as a wife.

I mean, everyone gets one sooner or later, might as well pick the capable one.

Is she attractive?

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Not a quest hook but good story, take your inspirations

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>>37849046

>>37847707
The blacksmith's daughter has been commissioned to make 400 study hooks by a mysterious stranger, who paid the deposit with a coin a foot across.

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>>37848883
Just got done reading through it. I'm even more pissed that I missed this.

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>>37849094
I think this makes a good inspiration for some kind of Disney movie

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>>37849121

Eh, it feels kind of lame in the "I've heard this sweet story a zillion times before" but I won't go out of my way to bash other people for liking it.

>>37849204
Bless you, Anon.

>>37849013
something is wrong with her
roll 1d3 and then roll for respective chart
1:crazy chart
2: cunt chart
3: special chart

crazy chart 1d3
1: yandere
2: retarded
3: both

cunt chart 1d3
1: bitchy
2: obscenely self-centered
3: both

special chart 1d3
1: Feminist(will cut off all your son's dicks)
2: roll on both crazy and cunt chart
3: gets all attributes

Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 (4d3)

>>37849300

I can't resist a dice roll.

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>>37849323

>Obscenely self-centered Blacksmith's daughter who I take as my own, probably against her will, and introduce her to a world of adventure, danger, and people infinitely more capable than her in both forging and combat.

Oh, this will be delicious.

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>>37849204

Stories are more delivery than content; the narrative is more important than the story arc that bases it.

Hence the Walking Dead. Even though nothing in it is particularly novel, and the story arc itself is built of only standard parts and of such a way that it is not so much original as just not derivative, the skill and dedication with which those pieces are put together and delivered made it shine. Any lesser skill would have made the half-a-dozen parts that grip you by the soul and squeeze feel trite and unsatisfying, even if they were verbatim identical content.

It also helps that vidya stories are fucking balls, so being a pretty good story by ordinary standards is enough to make you a titan of videogame stories.

>>37849300
>2: retarded
Slow, hulking but kind female blacksmith confirmed for an NPC quest-giver in my next campaign. Thanks /tg/!

>>37848039
>And don't even think about thinking about that baker's daughter, hero.
>Cause that's who she's thinking of
>While you're out adventuring she's busy tapping dat baker's daughter's ass

This is just a general 'hook' question, but am I right in assuming that the majority of parties will bite if a hook appeals to either their characters' altruistic nature, greed or monetary need, or need for revenge?

>>37849479
>While you're out adventuring she's busy tapping dat baker's daughter's ass
>With your cock
>To make sure you don't dare mess with any other girl she made you an enchanted chastity cage that's really just a portal linked to her strap-on

If she can make an enchanted sword that girl's a wizard not a blacksmith

>>37847707
The daughter is kidnapped, because the blacksmith is renowned for his ability to make legendary weapons and is being blackmailed to create a weapon of great evil to fulfill a dark prophesy rather than one of good to fulfill another. Twist is, the blacksmith's ability is only middling, while the daughter is the divinely empowered savant.

>>37849632
>another
...To be clear, the other prophesy isn't a dark sort

Blacksmith's daughter went missing after searching for some minerals[Her mother used to be a mine worker, swole bitch] and she hasn't returned since 3 weeks. Plot twist, she starter her own private Blacksmith shop in an abandoned mine because she had profits with drows because said abandoned mine was a secret route to a Drow base. TL;DR:Daughter had profit in a bad business move and you gotta help her out because Drows can't stop asking her to craft their weapons.

>>37847707
The blacksmith is being forced to forge a very specific weapon of great power. The last step requires the blade to be quenched in the blood of one of the forger's kinsmen. His daughter is his only living relative.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d3)

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>>37850481
>mfw I just rolled my ex

Is this thread really this long without a single pun on hammering or nailing?

>>37850609

Nailing... What?

God damn man these are plot hooks, not descriptions on how you want to murder NPCs.

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>>37850629
...the....blacksmith's....daughter?

>>37850660

Why would you want to hammer the blacksmith's daughter? Or nail her, for that matter? She's got plenty of both, and using either on her is pretty much straight murder.

The blacksmith's daughter contacts the party while they are staying at the local inn late one night. The young woman is obviously disturbed about something, and asks the party for their assistance. She explains that her father had taken a commission from a traveling priest, although from a sect which she could not identify. The priest desired the symbol of his sect cast in iron, a series of three interlocking triangles with the texture of scales. While odd, as it was an item of jewelry, the smith accepted due to the priest's high payment.

Their agreement was for the priest to have waited in town for the next week while the smith finished his commission, at the same inn in which the party currently resides. After dozens of hours the smith completed a rough version of the pendent, and tried it on.

The daughter soon noticed that her father's behavior began to change. He stopped speaking to her, or eating, and later began sleeping for only a few moments each day, if at all. To her further horror horror, she saw that the pendant had begun to bore its way into her father's chest, the chain from which it hung now taunt, pulling her father's head down. When she went into his workshop like normal the next day to give him food she saw that he had begun crafting dozens of the amulets, and attacked her, attempting to force one onto him. She managed to escape, and trapped her father in his workshop, at which point she traveled to the inn to seek out the now apparently evil priest. She found him absent, but found the party instead.

>Blacksmith's daughter
She has a detachable chin, given to her by her father.

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>>37848189
Anyone save the old Blacksmith's daughter pics? Specifically I want the "This is not what i forged your sides for" one.

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>>37850832
This is her today.

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>>37850844
Anon delivers

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>>37850832
>>37850922
>>37850978

>Look at these
>Remember the fun we had
>Incest Smith died like a fucking bitch, unnoticed and unwanted some weeks later.

God dammit I wasn't ready for this at 1:00 AM.

In order to prove her prowess as a smith and finish her apprenticeship, she must forge a high quality object made of a metal that is rare everywhere except locally and is renown for being incredibly strong for its weight, but being really fucking heavy and hard to purify, so the PCs must give her inspiration and find materials and such that would help her in purifying the ore, with them receiving the object in question as thanks or maybe a large discount as reward.

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>>37851031
>Incestsmith
I think there are two golden images here, then everything else is just filler. But, he's always a good show to bring up.

Her ass is fat and she was captured by goblins

>>37847707
>Give me some plot hooks involving the blacksmith's daughter.
blacksmith's daughter is actually a descendant of a Rogue trader house and gets picked up by a ship of said rogue trader dynasty to keep the warrant of trade going .

that's what I did in my Fantasy Campaign few years ago.

>>37847707
You need to help find rare materials so that she her father can work together to forge an actual physical hook that's needed for something in the plot. Then she comes along because she's the one who understands how it's actually needed to be used.

>>37851071
>Her ass is fat
Now I have no choice but to find her

>>37851535
>And so, the bard and the paladin set out to rescue the blue collar maiden, in pursuit of peril and PAWG.

>>37852248
I'd explore her caves of chaos if you know what I mean.

>>37853944
Her ass ain't that big, or did the party gets hit by a shrinking spell?

>>37849406
She's a great smith but she can't do much beside that, and the party is tasked by the rest of the town to do little things to make her life easier as she makes requests of the party to do good things for the townspeople.

>>37847707
she's quite capable and followed some traveler on a quest to get some rare metal
little did she knows the traveler wants to use the ore and her virgin blood to form a magic alloy

Rolled 3, 2, 1, 3 = 9 (4d3)

>>37849300
yandere plz

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>>37847707
Blacksmith's daughter is too wild and unruly, but too smart, confident and buff for the likings of any suitor. Find her a Husband.

>>37855451
Bitchy, obscenely self-centered Yandere.
You are the winner

>>37847707
The renowned maiden blacksmith quenches the fires of her tempered steel by sheeting it in her soaking loins. The swords are excellent though. A rival tasks the party of discovering how this is possible and if can be replicated.

Now roll for anal circumference.

>>37855451
You got the ultimate yandere.

GG.

>>37847707
a guy named plot is hooked on the blacksmith daughter, she said no and now he want to kill her, his favotire weapon is a hook

>>37855651
A orc named 'Plot The hook' has kidnapped the blacksmiths daughter.

>>37855676

The blacksmith's daughter has kidnapped Captain Hook, and is blackmailing his crew into giving her all their loot.

>>37855692
The blacksmith's daughter whilst fishing has hooked the biggest shark and now it won't leave the beaches. The fishermen can't fish anymore for fear of the beast.

>>37848017
>people do not forge these things
>forge
Clever anon.

The blacksmith's "daughter" is a small iron golem that he forged long ago when he and his wife discovered that they couldn't have children of their own. It help out around the forge and around the house, picks flowers, runs errands about town, wears a peasant dress and genuinely believes itself to be a girl child. Does your party:

- Help hide her from the King's men, tasked to hunt down any self-aware constructs?

- Try to discover the secret to her sentience?

- Aid her in her daily chores about town and play games with her?

- Kidnap her and sell her to a golem collector?

- Rescue her after she fell into the well?

- Destroy her for being an affront to your gods and arrest her parents for creating and harboring an abomination?

- Go on a quest to find the greatest artificer in the land to help repair her?

>>37850522
was your ex a blacksmith's daughter in a fantasy land?

>>37856427
I'm assuming it was a long distance relationship.

>no chincest sidesmith and his daughter

I am disappoint.

The lords cousin is the blacksmith, they are really good friends and the blacksmith caught one of your party members boning his daughter. He gets the lord to declare you all criminals and starts hunting you down.

>>37856257
! The blacksmiths daughter is a clockwork dancer golem that tells that future. she warns you of a dread event that is going to happen.

>>37856568
Except, y'know, there's a lot of that.

And by the way, his daughter's name is Lovehandle.

>>37856634
Also very good.

- The "Blacksmith's Daughter" is a sentient weapon of great power but also great capriciousness.

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>>37847807
unf

>>37857033
inb4 glaze for those buns

>>37857033
Their families hate each other want to try and nip this little relationship in the bud, but both women want the party to help them work things out.

It's like Romi and Juliet.

>>37847766
I would run this campaign, but we would probably never finish it.

>>37857138.
She can roll ma croissant
Put my baguette in her oven.
Harden my gingerbread.
Squeeze out my icing.
Knead my buns.
I'd give her a bakers dozen.
I'd put the meat in her pasties
I'd let her make my sausage roll.
etc

>>37847707
>Give me some plot hooks involving the blacksmith's daughter.

Blacksmith wanted to make a masterwork item. Blacksmith needs a special something. Blacksmith got hands on tome of ancient evil tomfoolery but can barely read.

Blinded by greed and ambition he attempted to sacrifice his virgin daughter and anoint the anvil with her blood as part of the ancient ritual of Xianblarghry, but now the blacksmith's daughter IS his anvil. After this he was cast into horror and despair over what he had done, he can't bear to work at his forge and anvil because it requires beating her with hammer and molten iron. He's put up a secret notice for adventurers through the local guild and is pretending to have a broken wrist until it gets sorted out. You've got two, maybe three weeks before anyone gets suspicious.

>can telepathically communicate with daughter by touching the anvil with an unclothed body part
>she doesn't understand what's happened to her
>all she wants is to please her father and do a good job

The twist?

You are all dorfs and now have a female sentient anvil that loves being literally pounded day and night.

>>37857333
See, the idea of a female sentient anvil that loves sing worked over just gives me a good laugh and makes me imaging the awkward situations a blacksmith having to use her would find themselves in, especially if that blacksmith happens to be the blond, stuttery woman that had the crush on the baker's daughter.

>>37849831
>HOLY SHIT THESE DON'T DISSOLVE IN SUNLIGHT
>SOMEONE TELL BARRY!

>>37855402
Little does the traveler know, she's not a virgin
[Spoiler]anymore[/spoiler]

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>>37847707
The blacksmith's daughter have kidnapped the mayor and is demanding 1'000'000 dollars for his release.

>>37847992
They are all, opposite to what the name suggest, mothers. After all, people would be looking for sinister mother liches if they named it the Matriarchy. It was Susan's idea, but Carrie always claims credit.

The blacksmith is given eternal life, and thus has no reason to train his daughter further.

The blacksmith's daughter, wishing to become a master blacksmith herself, hires the party to act as her armed escorts as she makes the pilgrimage circuit to visit all the shrines to the God of the Forge.

>>37857715
>a cabal of female liches
>they do nothing but gossip about the nobility of the kingdom and use their undead servants as butlers and handmaidens
>because they're liches, they can't ara ara or /ss/ anymore

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>>37858661
That already exists; its called loose women.

>>37858661
>Cabal of female liches forming a secret society gossip circle.

>Stuttering, blond, lesbian blacksmith with an intelligent female anvil.

>Artificer husband and wife with a magical construct "daughter."

All NPCs I'd like to use some day.

>>37858661
But I've already seen Hot Fuzz.

>>37858717
The secret society of gossiping liches only true goal is to find good women for their sons. They might be dead, but they still want grandkids.

>>37858717
>>Artificer husband and wife with a magical construct "daughter."
I think I'm already playing that, in a traveller game with a cyborg clone baby.

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>>37858791
Jeeves and Wooster where Wooster's Aunt is a gossipy lich.

>>37858791
These women, more often than not though, end up being queens, powerful sorceresses, world-renowned beauties, spirits and goddesses. The Liches' Coven's meddling and matchmaking has the I intended side effect of destabilizing whole regions, causing magical and divine disasters and sending countless adventurers off on quests.

>>37847707

Old blacksmith is too weak to keep up with his craft and his daughter wants to take the forge over. However chauvinist pigs in the village don't respect her and want to buy anything from her so she contracts you, the adventurers, to bring her magical ore she would prove her skills on shaping. Thus your first quest is to fetch her the ore.

She fucks up, the forge magically explodes, killing several sneering villagers along with her elderly father and local baron holds you and the daughter responsible. Your next quest is to flee the county with the failed smith's daughter in tow

Your third quest is to help her lead a horde of amazon warriors in bikini armor (the largest piece of metal the female smithy is actually capable of forging) in conquest of the land she was exiled from.

>>37858791
I like to imagine that one of them is part of that necromancer family tg made one day

>>37847707
The blacksmiths daughter is great with horseshoes, shite with armor.

The blacksmith's daughter wants to spend a year abroad with the dwarves studying the craft, and needs you to help convince her parents to let her go.

>>37860316
Did the fact she was a girl even factor into it?

>>37861293
No, not even a little bit

>>37855651
"Your name?"
"Hook. Hook Plot."
"Like Plot-"
"No."

>>37847707

I bet she could give a fucking ridiculously insane hand job.

The Blacksmith is trying to set up a PC with his daughter, in the hope it will cure her wanderlust and she'll stop roaming around dangerous places and collecting stones

>>37848357
>Daughter is actually a Fire Elemental that fell out of the forge
>she's shit at forging

>>37857625
And once more the Bard saves the day.

>>37857551

>DO YOU THINK SHE CAN CRAFT A STRONG REALISTIC FEELING DILDO?
>THE MATRON'S VAG IS ACTUALLY A SPIDER MOUTH AND I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE LARRY

>>37858937

If you can't find a good man, you do what you can to create a good man I guess?

>>37858791

>Now Jamie, you know what would make your gran-gran so happy, wouldn't you...?
>Stop pushing me Gran-Gran! Besides, all the guys I meet are stupid.
>What was wrong with that boy Steve? He was a nice boy.
>Steve was a bard who was only interested in monster girls!

That'd be a fun BBEG introduction involving the DMPC.

>>37863748
Agreed.

>>37863748
Make the lich mothers stereotypical Jewish housewives, too.

>>37864683
>you never visit, you never write, you never scry
>mom, I'm torturing captives, can this wait

>>37848300
And not even really sentient.
The old blacksmith's gone insane and the last two balls he's sent the goddamn thing to ended pretty much exactly as you'd expect.

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>>37849300
The fun part about yandere is half of my players. They catch wind of one being after a PC and suddenly she's flanked by the staunchest allies she could ever hope for.

My players never really PVP, but when it comes to inflicting matrimonial bliss, they've been known to expend wishes and perform psychic surgery on the poor bastard.

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>>37864683
You've inspired me

>>37864895
One example from just before christmas

>Wakes up next to his wife
>Wife? What?
>Yes anon, the one you married last year, remember?
>Anon does remember. Why does his player not?
...
>Two days ago: Spiked drinks
>Dominate Person
>Wait. Cleric is unconscious, under mental influence and technically the groom
>Cannot consecrate the union
>Luckily someone had been, uh, convinced a few days earlier
>Paladin would risk his powers and his honor for the sake of his friend's happiness and obtain the power to bless a marriage like the clerics of his order
>Spent the night going one on one with an old death-knight haunting the sewers to earn the right to perform a single ceremony with the authority of a high priest
>Back to present
>If she was his wife all along, then why was she stalking him
>No no anon, you told her to stay home, but how could she let the risk of an adventurer's life keep her away from her most beloved husband?
>Don't worry anon. Your love is eternal
>Psion mumbles he's made sure of it

>>37865195
All it took for my players to jump on a getting one of their number a waifu was a dowry of 5 mil dollars

>>37865572
A horse.
That's the cheapest they've ever done it for.

>>37865616
That's pretty cheap.

5 mil is couple of billion in equivalent modern currency.

Does this happen alot in games?

>>37866163
Depends. I imagine a 5mil dowry might involve high level characters, or possibly the party deciding someone in the group looks just-close-enough to whatever prince is actually supposed to be getting that daughter.

Kind of the con-game equivalent of going for the big score.

>>37866225
They are pretty high level in my game, and it was a deal with implicit strings attached to help one (evil) faction take over once all things are said and done.

>>37847825
AGAIN!?

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Her hobby when she's not making swords is to craft metal statues ever since she was a child.

One night her dormant powers as an animator awaken and all her creations come to life.

The entire village is taken hostage by living weapons and other sentient golems trying to establish a kingdom of their own.

In my case, my male paladin character was a blacksmith when he was younger, so the blacksmith's daughter could be his adopted sister. She gets kidnapped, he has to go rescue her.

>>37868240
And then they fuck.

>>37868608
What? No, no, that's his adopted sister we're talking about.

>>37847707
The blacksmith's daughter is a better blacksmith than both the blacksmith and his son. The blacksmith, infuriated by this, barred his daughter from working with metal entirely, and of course nobody has been told of this because that shit stays in the family. The party needs a few things made, however, and in the best possible quality-- Sensing the urgency of the matter, the blacksmith's daughter secretly contacts the party and tells them that if they can help her do it behind her father's back, she can forge them ten times the quality that her father can.

>>37868803
I don't really like that idea. It forces you to take a roundabout route, but nothing really happens, and there's not that much of a reward so it doesn't feel too worth it. And all of it rides on the PCs needing the best kind of gear that can be forged, and the blacksmith's daughter managing to secretly contact them, and having her secretly forge them weapons that most players would rather just have forged up front, please, none of the bullshit that isn't really a quest and isn't really adding to the story.

>>37869099
It's a side-quest, it's not a particularly original structure. It hinges on the idea that you're there for the journey rather than the destination, so to speak.

>>37869156
I get what you're saying, but there's no real journey to it beyond helping this girl be sneaky to forge you some stuff.

If it was helping her convince her father to let her work the forge, I'd be okay with that - it'd give the charismatic player a chance to shine, or give a chance for the father to force the party to do a longer sidequest if persuading him doesn't work.

>>37869206
Eh, if the bard asked to try and convince the guy it's not like you'd be forced to say "no", that's just not what the girl's asking you to do. She probably doubts it'd work.

>>37869250
I don't think you're getting me - I'm thinking instead of the girl asking the party, the party somehow learns or hears that she's secretly the better smith but the family is trying to cover it up, and ask the father to let her start working again so she can forge the stuff she needs.

>>37869317
That'd work too, yeah.

A young woman, adopted as though an orphan by a blacksmith, was raised to act as a man when customers came in for goods and services, but acted as a woman when the fire were put out. She'd known that she wasn't the daughter of the blacksmith, but that never bothered either of them. Recently, a letter from a noble family came in, with a few words scrawled hastily.
"She must run for her life, they're on to her."

In every town your party stops in, the blacksmith has a brawny, tomboyish daughter who helps him at the forge.

Worryingly, your party begins to notice that they all appear to be the same brawny, tomboyish girl.

More worryingly, these brawny, tomboyish girls in every town seem to have noticed that your party has noticed.

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>>37847707
Anyone remember Copper the dragon?

>>37871003

I'm afraid I don't. Do tell.

>>37870681
Musclegirl succubutt?

>>37870946
Nah, that reaction is for when one of the party members takes up blacksmithing and introduces the rest of the party to their "daughter"

>>37871043
A blacksmith found a copper dragon egg, raised it as a loving pet. At his death bed, the copper dragon in the human polymorph shape said good bye to her father.

Actually somewhat well written.

Search sup tg archives for it.

>>37871112
I think I might. Thanks!

>>37871056
There's no telling who or what the girl is, at least at first, but she knows that you know.

>>37871143
>There's no telling who or what the girl is, at least at first, but she knows that you know.
I'll admit musclegirl succubus was my first guess, could be many things but unless that's unknown/impossible in the setting something like a succubus doing an atypical infiltration would be my first guess

>>37871056
>Musclegirl succubutt?
She's just looking for the souls of strong men to add to her muscles

The blacksmith has died and the only person who knows his design for the MacGuffin is the blacksmith's daughter. She has some sort of insane demands before she'll give it away.

>>37870681
If you travel backwards, going back through the town's you've already visited, the blacksmith's daughter disappears each time.

>>37871199
>>37871185
>She is an eldritch being that exists in multiple bodies at once that prefers to life as different variations on one particular favorite NPC. She does not appreciate being discovered, as it starts to destabilize the memories and pieces of history she's rewritten that have allowed her to integrate her NPCs into lives of the townsfolk.

>>37871340
I like this a lot.

>>37871343
Also good, but it's fine to leave a few things unexplained over the course of a campaign.

>>37871340
>After you return to the first town you think she's finally gone
>Next town you visit there she is, and she's said some rather unkind things about you

>>37849576
naah, she just took the Master Craftsman feat.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/master-craftsman---final

>>37857333
lets say it also worked, any item forged on the anvil gets a free +1 (so if you made a +3 longsword using the anvil you would end up with a +4 longsword)

Obviously doing anything to actually free the child's soul would destroy what is now basically a minor artifact.

Interesting ideas all. I'll have to see what I can think up.

>>37864725
>>37864998

>Do you and friends want cookies? I made them without glutton so they won't trigger your allergies
>Mum!
>If friends want to come inside make sure they take their shoes off before walking on the carpet because I just had the carpeting redone

>>37847707

The father wants you to find and rescue her, but what you don't know is that she was taken captive on purpose so that she can learn the ways of her enemies. They possess a rare metal that only they know how to work (Orcs, perhaps?) and she wanted to get in closer for observation. She knew that merely walking in and knocking on the door was a surefire way to being killed, but if she got captured she could find her way out of the prison and fashion arms and weapons for herself.

When your party arrives, you expect to rescue a damsel in distress. In reality, she's rescuing you.

>>37874496
>The Lichs' Coven does convene in an ancient castle deep in the foreboding mountains, but it's not the sort of run-down, decrepit, ruined castle that most lichs fancy. It's well appointed, pleasant and almost uncomfortably homey aside from the vast collections of magical tomes, artifacts and paraphernalia. Cuckoo clocks by the dozen, doilies for days, centuries of framed family portraits.

>>37871343
She just wants to lead her peaceful, rural, blacksmithing life(s) in peace. If the PCs are willing to let her incarnations be and keep her secret(s), they are guaranteed to find an ally and a blacksmith willing to repair their gear for free in every town they come across. If they try and reveal her to the townsfolk in her town(s), the PCs will find themselves facing a boss battle.

>>37857441
The team of stuttering blond blacksmith and saucy sentient anvil are able to create great works of smithing together, much better than either would have been able to craft or have crafted upon alone. Some say it's the power of love, but most aren't willing to speculate. So long as the townsfolk keep getting their masterwork metal goods, they're willing to ignore the peculiar happenings at the forge.

>>37874731
Fuck my formatting and fuck my attempts to fix it.

>>37847707
Charsi?

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>>37847810
kek'd out load 9/10

The Briapist?

>>37848354
This is an awesome idea. And through multiple campaigns and quests she decides to make her best weapon for your character>>37848591

What level is your party?

>super low level
She's a pretty fit bird, but there are rats in her seller, you have to be the brave peasant you are a fuckmurder those rats for the pittance reward and perhaps you can get to her before the bard, or after if you're a reasonable man.

>low level
She can make items and has thing she want's you to do, willing to pay in items for "collect for me ten bear asses" type stuff. If you go out of your way or get creative to improve disposition you might even get to bed her.

>mid level party
Bed her as you're passing through town

>heroic level party
She has the long lost secrets for the making of the MacGuffin device passed down from her father. Bed her and retrieve the information or recruit her before you necromancer or barbarian kill her.

>Epic level party
She's actually a Great Wyrm in disguise. Spring her on the party. Don't worry they'll find some way of bedding her.

>>37875410
Cellar, please fucking kill me.

>>37875465
No! You can make it damn it! Don't give up now!

>>37875485
But I can't type for shit! This dyslexia is so terrible. I will fucking, swap out an entire vaguely similar sounding word, or make the most fuck, stupid mistakes. Drives me mad.

But sure, I'm not going to die, just my typing writing and spelling pains me with the rage it induces.

>>37875410
Sounds like a reasonable progression.

>>37850629
>>37850678

Well it's possible that anon just meant helping her hammer nails into things. Though honestly that does sound pretty boring. Not to mention unneccessary, since she's probably a lot more experienced at hammering nails into things than a group of unemployed wandering adventurers.

If my DM expected me to help random NPCs with their jobs like that, I'd be unhappy. Like seriously, I'm not playing D&D to roleplay fucking manual labor.

>>37848724
Necrophilia and zoophilia are not okay, anon.

- The daughter and apprentice of the village blacksmith was killed several years before the PCs arrive. Since then, the villagers claim that her wight roams the area at night, striking people down in the darkness with blows from a great hammer. The killings are real, but is the wight? Why have these specific people been killed? What is really good on?

- Ever since a giant hunk of starmetal fell from the sky last month, the blacksmith's daughter has been driven mad by it. She's demanded that her rather teach her metalworking, and has foregone sleep in order to hone her skills or to slip away in the middle of the night to gaze upon the meteorite. Just what does she plan to do with it?

- While the town blacksmith is your standard arms and armor sort of craftsman, his daughter has a much more mechanical, inventive bent and has long been interested in clockworks and magically powered machines. The PCs are tasked with helping her perfect her prototypes and presenting them with her to the Lords in order to secure their patronage.

>>37875597
It's fine to play out everyday tasks so long as that's not the inky thug that's happening in the scene.

- Gathering intelligence
- Strengthening interpersonal connections
- Going undercover

Etc. etc. etc.

>>37847858
i like this idea

oh course my party is already in the process of moving an entire town of people so eh

>>37868608
The Westermarck effect keeps that from happening. Between adopted siblings, there's not even genetic sexual attraction.

>Your party enters a lost and ruined village to discover that it is inhabited by ghosts cursed to relive the same day over and over again. The only spirit that seems to realize that this is happening is the blacksmith's daughter.

>A famed Dwarven smith has come to town and plans on holding a smithing competition. The local blacksmith's daughter wants to win more than anything, and enlists your party to help.

>After working with a mysterious and unusual metal she'd discovered, the blacksmith's daughter is slowly being turned into a being of living metal. The party must help her reverse, stop or survive the conversion.

>>37855676

The blacksmith's daughter is one of the few surviving villagers of the last ork attack.

She has to fill the void left by her parents and make enough money so she and her new half-ork bastard can survive.

However, she is not as good as her father and gets not enough orders. So she is prostituting herself to bypassing Adventurers.

You want to help her with money, but she feels insulted. So you pity fuck her, while her half-ork bastard plays with a toy train in the corner of the room.

>>37879559
This is a sad, sad story. I'd rather we helped her become a successful blacksmith in her own way and become a positive influence in her half-orcen child's life.

>>37847707
The blacksmith's daughter has given you a case of crotch rust.

>>37879697
I thought you could only catch that from iron golems and anvils.

>>37879697
*crotch rot

>>37879692

There is an old german genre of ballads from the 19th Century called Küchenlieder(Kitchen songs), which is only composed of sad stories about woman.

It is a good source for female character backgrounds.

>>37880022
Crotch rust is much funnier given the girl's profession.

>>37880067
you thought it would be funny, but it wasn't

have I just described your post or your entire social life

>>37881364
he made a good joke and even if he didn't fuck off

>>37849121

Beautiful

>>37881452
his joke is funny if and only if you are a dad

I feel like this thread ought to be archived, if only to break up all the quest threads on Sup/tg/.

>>37849072
Oh, the first redhead, the one in the upper right. Does anyone have that picture?

>>37854126
he meant explore them with his penis

>>37857198
at first i thought that was a poem then i realised it was just a list

>>37852248

I'd journey through her buttocks and then delve into the dungeon that is her rectum with my genitalia party. Then I would slay the lich called "Her Anal Virginity" by destroying his phylactery.

The lich's phylactery being her sphincter, y'see. I'm saying I would destroy her sphincter with my penis, by fucking it. Then I would get a bunch of XP, by which I mean an orgasm.

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>>37884583
Source: http://art-calavera.deviantart.com/art/Bhae-Commission-271966300

For future reference:
>Open image
>Puush ctrl+shift+4
>capture the image part
>use puush for reverse google image search.

>>37886714

If y'ou know what I mean.

>>37886749

I appreciate it, but control+shift+4 does nothing for me.

>>37887255
No, no, you misunderstand. puu.sh, an image hosting site used for screenshots and stuff. Very handy for taking quick screenshots of things.

>>37858717
i would like to "use" them all right

>>37859061
shouldent there be a few quests in between the escape and the return to the village you will need to gather your army and everything first

>>37863000
are these stones by any chance ion stones

>>37864778
wait what setting has non sentient elementals

>>37871227
are these insane demands sexual by any chance

>>37850629
he means fucking anon

>>37875618
sure on there own there not ok but when you combine them they become a wonderfull thing

>>37875793
>- Ever since a giant hunk of starmetal fell from the sky last month, the blacksmith's daughter has been driven mad by it. She's demanded that her rather teach her metalworking, and has foregone sleep in order to hone her skills or to slip away in the middle of the night to gaze upon the meteorite. Just what does she plan to do with it?
oh i like this one

>>37850791
All of my yes.

>>37881568
thats not a dad joke look i am well known for my hatred of dad jokes and thats not a dad joke

>>37855502
Fuck me, she was easily the hottest one in that movie. I do have I thing for strong women with long dark hair who are proficient in their craft, though. Still, cutest face and accent.

The blacksmith made her using a magical stone that fell from the sky in place of her heart.

It's a mystical catalyst capable of augmenting any magical power of the wielder.

>>37888524

You know, it's one thing to call me names, but it's another thing entirely to call me names and *not say what he meant.*

What did he mean? Did he intend to murder her? Sell her into slavery? Have sex with her? Go on a whacky adventure?

Maybe if he nailed the post up and hammered it into the ground we'd get a good hard look at what he actually meant.

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>>37847810
I really wish there wasn't a reason for me to laugh at this.

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>>37847707
pic related

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>>37849072
I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on the picture, but it wasn't this.

>>37849300

Rolled 2, 3, 1, 2 = 8 (4d3)

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>>37856257
Adorable. I ask the blacksmith for his daughter's hand in marriage, promising to make her the happiest wife in town. When we're ready he can forge us a daughter of our own.

>>37892459
>Have sex with her?
this one

>>37894638
>not helping him with the forging of your own daughter

>>37847707
>The Smith's daughter? Yeah, I know her. Sweet girl. Pretty smart I suppose. Too bad she had to run off and become one of those lich things. Damn shame. Town's runnin' out of women to keep the population up! Hey, I'll pay you to, uh, 'import' some women. Or get the smith's daughter. Whatever. I'm so lonely..."

>>37856257
>Try to discover the secret to her sentience?

Jesus, I read this as

>Try to discover her secret entrance.

I need a rest.

She actually started blacksmithing before him and he is her apprentice. He doesn't want people to know this and it is better for business if her work is passed off as his because people trust gear made by an older man more than if it were made by a young woman.

Drama ensues.

>>37894984
I dunno. Wouldn't that take away from some of the fun and surprise of seeing her final form? Of course, I guess it'd make me all the prouder when she first started to move on her own.

>>37895424
>final form
is she going to be an end boss in a jrpg

>>37886749
Oh for goodness sake...using puush is the slowest way to do it.

If you use Chrome, it's as easy as right clicking and selecting "search Google for this image."

Don't forget the little triangle by the post number - if you click on that, hover over image search, and then click Google, viola.

>>37896752
It's much faster if the picture you're looking for is in a collage. I promise you, put the picture in >>37849072 through google search, you won't get what I got. Isolating the image with a puush screen makes it that much easier for google to find your image.

Also
>2015
>not just right-clicking the image and pressing S

>>37897261
all that gets me is an option to set my background

that said you do make a good point collages are not very usefull for sources

>>37897421
im not even sure why i use firebox instead of chrome to be honest what the fuck is wrong with me

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>>37847766
underrated posts

>Entering the snowbound mountain mining town, a gaggle of concerned townsfolk approach your adventuring party, dressed in their thickest winter gear. They beseech your group for aid, telling you that the blacksmith's daughter is sick and none among them have the skill needed to heal her.

>Passing through town, you can see that each and every house seems to be connected by a network of stone and metal pipes. It seems that the entire town is bundled up against the cold and everyone seems terribly worried for the fate of the blacksmith's daughter.

>All those pipes it seems lead to the unusually large smithy built into the mountainside next to the mines. From deep inside the building, the groans and grumbles and whimpers of a creature in pain can be heard as sickly brown smoke oozes out of every door and window and opening in the building.

>Inside, you find the blacksmith with his arms around the neck of a large adolescent dragon, speaking to it in hushed, reassuring tones. The creature is a mottled grey, shedding scales, wracked with coughs. This dragon is clearly ill, and is just as clearly the "daughter" in need of healing.

>>37895243
I like this for some reason.

>>37900738
Perhaps because its good.

>>37900766
Perhaps.

>Your party gets in an epic haggling war with the blacksmith's daughter over the price of a single stupid little item that ends up embroiling the whole town in comedic conflict.

>The magic sword that you've just discovered as part of a dungeon cache is empowered by the soul of a blacksmith's daughter. This makes the sword supernaturally sharp, well-weighted and unbreakable. Unfortunately, the blacksmith's daughter is a loudmouthed, bawdy tomboy who has taken a real shine to you.

>The hulking, musclebound blacksmith's daughter you meet while stopping into town is a better fighter than your fighter, and might make for a good replacement if you can convince her to come along with you.