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>>37938973
And hell, a bunch of witches that made hundreds of sorties into enemy territory without a single combat loss? Your squadron didn't even stand a chance. Witches with higher rank and far more clout than you basically picked your own squadron apart like vultures. On the one hand, you were kind of glad that you managed to whip up what used to be a bunch of rejects into fine, upstanding witches good enough for Colonels and Majors to literally catfight each other over. On the other hand, you were pretty pissed that you've essentially lost your entire squadron to Air Force politics.

And the paperwork. THE FUCKING PAPERWORK. THEY HAD TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING XO, TOO!

You were honestly on the verge of breaking your desk in half when the phone rings.

"Captain Pierce?" You hear an unfamiliar female voice. No doubt a secretary from Admin.

"You're speaking to her." You sigh. "What do you need?"

"You have several matters that require your immediate presence." The secretary drones on, her voice devoid of any tension. "A flight with your replacement witches will be landing within the hour. In addition, A Colonel Wilkins is requesting an experienced witch to host an orientation for her flight. And... there's a call from a... Captain Pierce."

Oh boy, as if your day wasn't going to be busy enough.

>Better go meet the new recruits.
>Better go see what this Wilkins wants.
>Better go see what your brother wants.
>Other

>>37939003
>Better go meet the new recruits.
Get the nuggets out of the way.

>>37939003
>Better go meet the new recruits

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.
We have an hour for a call.

Then
>Better go meet the new recruits.

>>37939003
>>Better go meet the new recruits.
Poor Bree.

>>37939003
>Better go see what this Wilkins wants.
I'm biased, admittedly

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.

>>37939003
>Better go see what your brother wants

>>37939003
>>Better go see what this Wilkins wants.

Who the fuck is this "Wilkins"?

>>37939109
Col. Bitchtits.

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.

Its a phone call.

>>37939003
>>Better go meet the new recruits.

>>37939003
>>Better go see what this Wilkins wants.
go see mellowedtits

>>37939003
>Better go see what your brother wants.

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.

Something to break up the crap.

>>37939061
This. Phone then recruits

>>37939003
>Better go see what your brother wants.
Then,
>Better go meet the new recruits.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37939003
>>Better go see what your brother wants.

>>37939003
"Patch him in." You sigh. You needed SOMETHING to break up the shittiness of your day.

"Hey, Bree!" You hear Will's pleasantly familiar voice.

"Yo, little bro." You smile, some of your stress already melting away. "How's our little Medal of Honor winner doing?"

"Fine. Just fine." Will chuckles. "Shame you couldn't come to the ceremony, though."

"Well, you know us non-medal winners. Gotta keep the European front together." You sigh. "Don't have the luxury of an ocean separating us from the enemy."

"That's true. I heard Europe's been getting pretty rough again lately." Will says sympathetically. "But really, how are things going with you? You and your squad doing okay?"

>Yeah, we're doing totally fine!
>Ah, just the usual shit.
>I don't have a squadron anymore.
>Other

>>37939421
>>I don't have a squadron anymore.
And it fucking sucks.

>>37939421
>>I don't have a squadron anymore.

Motherfucking witch politics grumble could you shoot them for me?

>>37939421
>>Yeah, we're doing totally fine!
.....<beat>
and then go hysteric
>>I don't have a squadron anymoooorreeeeeee!!!!

>>37939421
>>I don't have a squadron anymore.

>>37939421
This >>37939458

>>37939421
>I don't have a squadron anymore.
"Will, I need you to pull our political shit and get me my unit back!"

>>37939421

"MY SQUADRON IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>37939421
>Yeah, we're doing totally fine!
segue into
>I don't have a squadron anymore.

>>37939421
>I don't have a squadron anymore.

>>37939421
>>37939458
this.

>>37939421
>>I don't have a squadron anymore.

>>37939421
>I don't have a squadron anymore.

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Presenting our Heroines on 1940's era IJA aviation witch uniform.

Traditional style uniform is the best witches uniform.

>>37939596
neat

>>37939596
Nice desu ne

>>37939596
Janice is LLLEEEEWWWWDDDDDD

>>37939596

WOW LEWD

The scary part? It is canon on SW universe, they really test that uniform.

>>37939954
Yeah, but most of the Japanese girls don't have Janice's figure!

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>>37939421
"Oh yeah, I'm fine, totally fine!" You laugh nervously. "Like, totally super fine! You don't have a thing to worry about!"

"Bree." Will says sternly. "I can tell when you're lying."

"Nonsense!" You grunt before leaving a very long, awkward pause. And then you finally snap.

"I DON'T HAVE A SQUADRON ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" You wail. "GODDAMN AIR FORCE POLITICS! IT'S SO UNFAAAAAIIIIIIR!"

"Whoa, whoa!" Will blurts, startled. "Slow down, Bree! Take a deep breath!"

You follow his advice and take a deep breath. It helps some, but not much.

"So, tell me again, what happened?"

"Bitches and whores basically carved up my squadron and poached all my witches." You grunt. "You know, the same witches they wanted nothing to do with a year ago."

"Hey, at least that means your training and direction did them a lot of good." Will says, trying to be helpful.

"Yeah, that's what I told myself. Doesn't make it sting any less." You sigh. "So how are things going in the Pacific? Relaxing on some nice tropical beach?"

"Ha, I wish. They're working us to death over here." Will laughs.

"An MoH winner like you? Sure they are." You roll your eyes. "If only we could switch places."

"Trust me, you don't." Will says solemnly. "It's really not much better than in Europe, honestly."

"Sure, whatever you say. Not like they'll ever approve a transfer out of here, anyways." You shrug.

"You know, I might be able to put in a good word for you. Help you out a bit."

"Using those MoH connections? Or maybe your girlfriend's?" You coo.

"A little bit of both." Will grunts, a bit miffed at your teasing. "So what do you say?"

>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.
>Nah, I'd rather try to solve my own problems this time.
>Other

>>37939954

I have to wonder who designed that uniform. . . if it wasn't a witch I would be slightly concerned. .

>>37940024
>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940037
Prolly one of veteran witches.
Or a very bored imperial prince.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37939978

True, but flat chests are fine too!

>>37940024
>Other
>"So, when are you getting hitched?"

Also, we totally do have a new squadron! They're WAITING FOR US.

(Bree is hot oh my.)

>>37940024
>Nah, I'd rather try to solve my own problems this time.

>>37940024
>>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940024
>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.
Siblings should be comfy asking for help from one another

>>37940091
Just saying that Janice would have a hard time keeping that outfit on!

>>37940091
>Also, we totally do have a new squadron!
And when we managed to shape them into proper Witches, those vultures will take them again.

Hopefully Will and Janice could help with that regard.

>>37940091
>Stay here and have to train witches in outdated strikers only to have them snatched away from us by jealous whores.
OR
>Train witches in more in-date strikers in sunny and warm asia with our awesome bro watching out for us.

It's like you don't even want to spend time with little bro.

>>37939978
Only Keiko would have a similar figure and she wears I think she wears something closer to Red's.

The main jpn/Fuso witch that wears that skipy type is Tomiko (aka generically nippon)

>>37940037
Someone with screwy theory on magic conductivity (i.e. why mot of the girls have no skirts/pants)

>>37940091
Fuso witches have a pretty decent average chest size.

>>37940186
That's the point.

>>37940342
For us. Janice is a tad bit more modest than that.

>>37940024
>Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated.

>>37940309

Tomoko doesn't even wear the skimpy one normally. She wears the normal miko flight uniform.

And the prototype uniform was worn by a witch with a flat chest, or so I've seen.

>>37940433

I was mistaken to a degree, but her most infamous outfit is on the skimpy side

http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Anabuki_Tomoko

>>37940361
Admittedly more interested in dem German witch uniforms. Something about them.

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>>37940560
I know what you mean buddy. It's the "Totally military except for lack of pants."

>>37940024
"Yeah, any help I can get is appreciated." You admit.

"Okay, I'll make some calls." Will nods. "You just sit tight."

"Yeah. yeah." You roll your eyes, and then pause when you realize something. "Will, what ungodly hour is it where you're at right now?"

"Ah, that's not important." Will says nonchalantly.

"'Not important' my ass!" You growl. "You better be getting enough sleep, Will, or has Janice been keeping you up all night?"

"Hey, it's not like that!" Will says defensively.

"Must be nice, having a girlfriend in the same squadron."

"Oh, now you're angry that Charlie is still in the States and you're stuck in Europe?"

"...maybe." You grunt. "Anyways, I have to be going. I'll catch you later... and thanks for the call. You really cheered me up."

"No problem, sis. Catch you later."

And with that the call is cut off with a hard click.

>Better go meet the recruits.
>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.
>Other

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>>37940433
http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Kuroe_Ayaka

here's the witch that wore it. Though I think she's usually drawn a bit healthier in fanart.

>>37940560
True true.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet the recruits.

>>37940671
>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet the recruits.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.

>>37940671
>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.
Time to go see the officers to see what the fuck is going on in this bitch.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet the recruits.

>>37940678
>though I think she's usually drawn a bit healthier in fanart.
And don't we all grateful for that.

>>37940560
Its hard to choose which German witches has best uniform, with that many uniforms.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.

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>>37940731
All of them.

>>37940671
>Better go meet Colonel Wilkins.

Maybe the Colonel can help you out a bit.

>>37940671
>Better go meet the recruits.

>>37940671
>>Better go meet the recruits

>>37940731
Yeah that's genearlly the rule with Fumikane's stuff that it's basically seen as "real figure -1" so naturally the curviest witches in his art end up more so in fanart (no complaints there)

Also Germany has a high overall level of quality of witches in both competence and appeal.

>>37940671

>Better go meet the recruits.

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37940817
Fumikane draws the best Germans.

>>37940671
And we got a tie! Rolling for tiebreaker.

1. Recruits
2. Wilkins

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>>37940904
>>37940923
Okay, nevermind. Recruits it is.

>>37940923
They runined her when she goes Ro-500.

>>37940731
>Not saying that all German uniforms are the best.

The dress code is the foundation of discipline...

>>37940923
Ugh, I really wish I had destroyers high-enough level to participate in that event

>>37940987
Agreed.

Looks terrible.

>>37940923
2. Wilkins

I'd like to see how she's been doing lately.

>>37940904
Fuck you, fluff.

>>37941076
Silly rabbit, it's not a vote. He's rolling to break the tie himself.

>>37940987

Pls no.

Pls not bring that discussion into this thread.

>>37941215
I was merely warning him and leaving it at that.

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>>37940671
You decide that meeting your new recruits was the more important duty. After all, if they landed and you weren't there for them, you'd practically be leaving them hanging in the wind. And what kind of example would you be setting?

You lock up your office and exit your hauntingly empty barracks. One of the perks of being a squadron commander was that you had you own personal vehicle on base. You take your assigned Humvee and drive over to the main landing strip. As always, it was extremely busy, with cargo planes and troop transports landing every hour. NATO was simply pouring men and material into AOR North, for the inevitable push into Russia.

You then see a C-130 land on the airstrip and taxi into an unloading area. You glance at the plane's flight number and determine it's yours. You stride up to the loading ramp to meet your charges. However, the first people out, oddly enough, are a pair of German witches.

"Woooooo, it feels so GREAT to be back home!" You see the shorter one with pale, pinkish hair stretch arms out. "I mean, Japan's nice and all, but it's a bit too hot and humid for my tastes!"

"It will be nice to back with the rest of the Tigers." The second witch, a bit taller and with silver white hair nods with that typical German stoicism.

Huh, wait a minute, did they say they just came from Japan?

>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.
>Looks like they've got places to go. Leave them be.
>Other

>>37941660
>>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.
INFORMATION

>>37941660
>>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>Looks like they've got places to go. Leave them be.
Pissing into the wind, I know, but we should really see to our recruits

>>37941660
>>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941660
>>Looks like they've got places to go. Leave them be.

>>37941660

>HESSLER
>HESSLER
>HESSLER

I mean

>Ask them how the Pacific is doing. And any other steamy rumors.

>>37941909
Hessler's a lesbian or bi?

I kind of forgot.

>>37941660
>Ask them how the Pacific is faring.

>>37941929
Has a friend crush on Elsa or something.

I don't think it's been explicitly mentioned.

>>37941929
>And any other steamy rumors.
'experimented' before. Either in denial or bi.

>>37941909
>And any other steamy rumors.
Elsa when realize Bree is Will's sister:
"Yessh, Captain Pierce is doing very well... with Janice as wife and Other as his concubines...."

>>37941965
And he has a kid!

>>37941985
Secret lovechild even!

It's scandalous! It's adorable! It's a state secret!

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>>37941660
Well, you might as well ask them what's going on over there. Will always had the habit of understating things, to make sure you wouldn't worry. It would be good to get some news from an independent source.

"Hey there!" You wave at the two Germans. "Um, you two just came over from the Pacific, right? How are things going over there?"

"Huh? Why do you want to know?" The short one asks.

"Well, uh, my brother is over there." You say. "I just want to make sure he's doing okay."

"Ah, well, doing pretty good, last I checked." The short witch shrugs.

"The war there is progressing well for our side." The taller witch says simply. "I believe Korea will be fully liberated within the month."

"Ah, okay, that's good." You smile and nod. "Um sorry for disturbing you."

"Aw, it's no problem." The shorter witch chuckles. "Anything to help a fellow sister in need!"

You watch as the two German witches make their exit, loading up into a waiting truck that would no doubt take them to the front. You turn back to the plane just in time to see a small body flying at you at high velocity, shrieking in a loud, high pitched voice.

"Hi COMMANDEEEEEER!" The little witch squeals.

>DODGE
>CATCH
>OTHER

>>37941985
>>37942055
And next thing Bree do after this talk is invoking her Witch Privilege and ship Charlie to Europe.

>>37941985
Was Laika introduced before the Germans left?

>>37941965
I'm starting to think all witches are bi or gay.

>>37942079
>CATCH

>>37942079
>DODGE

>>37942079
>Round-House Kick.

>>37942079
>>CATCH

>>37942079
>CATCH
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>37942082
yep

>>37942079

>>OTHER
>>SIDESTEP
>>CATCH ON THE BACK OF THE NECK

"Bad kitty."

>>37942079
>>CATCH
"AAAANDDDD SAAAAVVEEE!!!"

>>37942079
>CATCH

>>37942079
>CROSSU COUNTAH

>>37942082
wasn't there a SW pic of a witch saying that if they threw out the dykes, they wouldn't have a witch corps?

>>37942079
>>37942137
>This
>>OTHER
>>SIDESTEP
>>CATCH ON THE BACK OF THE NECK

"Bad kitty."

>>37942079
>CATCH

>>37942079
>DODGE
If I recall right that was our first respond to Bree pulling something similar. Be funny to see her pull it off.

>>37942079
>CATCH

>>37942079
>>CATCH
The only witch left in our squadron. ;.;

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>>37941965
>>37941985
>Bree's face when

>>37942079
>>37942153
>>CATCH

Like that if possible.

>>37942079
Do we know who the little witch is?

Or just a new annoying arrival?

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>>37942079
OH SHIT! IT'S JESS 2, ELECTRIC WITCHALOO!
>Crazy Ivan

>>37942200
Given the
>"Hi COMMANDEEEEEER!"
she might be a new arrival based on a Kancolle destroyer.

>>37942236
Or Jess...

>>37942212
And the Bishops brothers feels a great disturbance on force, as if a harbinger of doom has arrived on earth.
Meanwhile on Japan, Jessica Bishops suddenly feels very energized and yell to the direction of Europe: "WELCOME, SISTAH!"

>>37942079
>>CATCH

>>37942251
Why Jess? She's a Marine and part of the Japanese Royal Guards, not Air Force.

>>37942236
Oh god.

It's the one from that picture I never saved...

>>37942256
>Ice notices Frank staring blankly in the direction of Europe
>"Frank, is something wrong?"
>A pause as heavy as Matron Longstreet remains for just a second.
>"There's two of them..." Frank responds, his voice barely beyond that of autumn leafs rustling on the ground.
>Ice pales, knowing exactly what he means.

>>37942344
iLaughed

>>37942344
>Bridgette is amused.

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>>37942079
Fortunately, your reflexes were tuned by over a year of active combat and flying. It's such a simple matter to catch the little airborne witch like a disobedient cat. The little witch squeaks in surprise, obviously not expecting to have the initiative stolen.

"Gotcha, ya little hellion!" You grin.

"A-ah, I'm sorry for what my sister did!" Another equally small small witch nervously shuffles her way down the loading ramp. Christ, the witches they sent over just kept getting younger and younger...

"U-um, you don't happen to be Captain Pierce, do you?"

"That's right. I'm assuming you two are my new recruits?" You ask.

"Yes, Commander!" The first witch salutes, despite still being trapped in your grip. "Lieutenant Jennifer Downes, reporting for duty!"

"A-and Lieutenant Tiffany Downs, r-reporting for duty." The second witch shyly salutes.

Great. Twins.

"Of course they send be a couple of squirts." You roll your eyes. "Anybody else?"

A third witch strolls down the ramp. Still young, but at least noticeably older than the twins.

"Lieutenant Samantha Wellings, reporting!" She salutes sharply.

Well, at least she looked somewhat professional.

"C-can you let me down please, Commander?" Jennifer squeaks.

"No." You say flatly. You've wrangled with witches like Jennifer before. Couldn't risk taking your eyes off them for even a second. At least not until you've established dominance over them.

Gosh, that sounds so wrong, now that you think about it.

>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.
>Send them off to the barracks while you meet Colonel Wilkins.
>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.
>Other

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>>37942137
I like this one!

>>37942556
>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.

>>37942556
>>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.
shenanigan, HO!

>>37942556
>>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.

Ha! I knew it!

>>37942556
>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.

>>37942556
>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.

>Samantha Wellings
Uhh isn't that Merlin's name?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37942556
>>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.

>>37942556
>Send them off to the barracks while you meet Colonel Wilkins.

>>37942556
>>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.

>>37942626
I thought the same thing, honestly

>>37942626
Yes, younger sister?

>>37942556
>>Send them off to the barracks while you meet Colonel Wilkins.

>>37942556
>>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.

>>37942556
>Send them off to the barracks while you meet Colonel Wilkins.
Get them to a place to stay while we talk to the professional people.
>"Lieutenant Samantha Wellings, reporting!"
Merc...

Merc plz...

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>>37942626
>>37942640
>>37942642
Similar names. Merlin's last name is Wells, actually.

>>37942660
Hmm...would've sworn otherwise.

Oh well.

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>>37942556
>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins.

>>37942660
why must you make its so easy to confuse the two?

>>37942556
>Bring them with you to see Colonel Wilkins
We already have Jenny in our arms so let's keep her where we can see her....least she gets into trouble or starts setting up traps in the barracks.

>>37942660
Ah, you just wanted an excuse to use that pic for Sam didn't you?

>>37942626
merlin's is Wells, IIRC.

And talking about Sam Wellings...
Merc, permission to use VMQ verse? And if you have some email or something to compare not later?

>>37942660
>>37942693

GAH DAMNIT MERC!!!

No wonder the name was so familiar.

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>>37942692
I will neither confirm nor deny this.

>>37942640
>>37942642
>“I-I think s-she meant me” One of the small witches says, saluting. “E-ensign Samantha W-wells.”

Merlin is "Wells"

>>37942556

>>Time to show them what it means to be part of the Aardvarks.

SHOW THEM PART 2 OF THAT PICTURE.

>>37942693
VMQ....

Couldn't you just say ACQ quest instead.

>>37942814
What is part 2 again?

I wasn't briefed...

>>37942848
Commander takes her under the blanket for a frame, comes out with her clothes disheveled and him with a smug hat angle.

Aren't these the twins that are fangirls to Rex Bishop?

>>37942831
I find tanks is kinda under appreciated here, and looking into doing a quest based on VC tanks.

>>37942895
Most probably.

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>>37942875
*throws dildo*

>>37942831
She originated from VMQ though

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>>37942926
>>37942848
Found it, here you go.

>>37942719
>war never changes

well it did in big mountain! fucking robo scorpions!

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>>37942556
"Well, come along, then." You turn around, Jennfer still stowed securely over your shoulder. "I need to pay a visit to one of my colleagues."

"Yes sir!" Both Tiffany and Samantha fall in line behind you.

"So, do you three have strikers yet?" You ask.

"Not yet. The Matrons said we'd be issued them once we arrived" Samantha says.

"Ah, makes sense." You sigh. "Well, we got a few extras you could use until then."

You head back to your Humvee. Your new witches stow their luggage in the trunk and then jump into the backseat. You hop into the driver's seat and make a beeline for Colonel Wilkin's barracks. It's not hard to find, since you know as a new arrival, she's been stationed in one of the newly constructed facilities. You're a bit jealous, but then again, she's got to house an entire mixed wing rather than a single squadron of witches.

"Oh wow! Is that where we're staying?!" Jennifer says excitedly, bouncing up and down in the seat.

"I wish." You sigh. You bring the Humvee to a stop and see a pair of MPs approach. However, the moment you step out, they pause and return to their guard position. No way they were going to mess with a witch.

"Ah, Captain Pierce, I was expecting you."

You turn to see a redheaded witch wearing... a cowboy hat and boots? You were about to comment on it when you noticed the Colonel's wings pinned to her sleeves and salute instead.

"Captain Breeana Pierce, reporting!

"No need to be so formal. We're all witches here." Colonel Wilkins waves dismissively. "I just wanted to ask you a few questions, if that's okay with you."

>Of course. Ask away.
>Sorry, I'm a bit busy here.
>Other

>>37942831
even though the character originated in Valkyrian Mercs Quest?

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37942929
Fair point, just mixed memories of it all and thinking about it sometimes makes me want to kick myself.

>>37942923
Tanks unappreciated?

You weren't here for the Girls und Panzer quests that popped up didn't you?

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>>37942693
>Merc, permission to use VMQ verse? And if you have some email or something to compare not later?

THIS DEPENDS

Anyways, I got a quest email:

merccommand@hotmail.com

>>37943020
>Of course. Ask away.
Not like we have anything to do.

>>37943020
>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.
Ooooookay?

>>37943081
>You weren't here for the Girls und Panzer quests that popped up didn't you?
speaking of what happened to that latest one? it was going good then vanished

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
>>Of course. Ask away.

>>37943020
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
> she's got to house an entire mixed wing
> an entire mixed wing
> mixed wing
> MIXED WING

What the flying blue fuck?

>>37943020

>ASK THE NOLONGERBITCHTITS QUESTIONS

>>37943081
I always there as anon, actually.

>>37943103
I guess IRL commitment.

>>37943143
looks like it worked!

>>37942923
Well as long as it's based on the original.

I try to pretend VMQ2 didn't happen.

Kind of like people ignore the last superman movie, or the Tsukihime anime.

>>37943143

She underwent some character development at the hands of feelthyHornet, let;s just say that.

>>37943020
>Of course. Ask away.
Hmm is she going to ask us about our training methods?

>>37943143
You didn't read Feelthy's story of bitchtits?

It was pretty good.Kind of a nice perspective on her and some of the interactions with Ice was very interesting.

>>37943180

The feelthiest of Hornets unbitched her.

WITH DICKINGS

>>37943167
Though why base it off VMQ? You want your story to be part of Merc' Universe?

Is it going to be centered on the original or the sequel?

>>37943229
the only way
the best way

>>37943252
through dick, unity

>>37943244

Christ, give it a rest. Its mangafag's choice which universe he wants to work in.

>>37943244
My plan it is interquel, and i plan to take view from Atlantic Federation tankers and maybe Gallian tankers. I still working on few things, mainly game mechanics. I hope the worst retcons only about tank crews, thats why i need to ask some question to Merc later.

>>37943292
Give what a rest?

I'm just asking a question because I'm curious/interested.

>>37943344
I see, so it's like a side story to kind of like PJs is to Stike Witches 89?

>>37943416
More like gundam 0081/0083 to gundam 0079 and Zeta.

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>>37943020
"Yeah, sure, ask away." You say, putting your hands in your jacket pockets. "Not sure if I got anything helpful to say, though."

"You probably will." Colonel Wilkins smiles. "Actually, I wanted to know the state of the Russian defenses in AOR North. You can only learn so much from briefings on paper. I kind of want to hear it directly from a witch that's actually been out there.

"Oh, that." You nod. "Well, it's a pretty big shit show out there, even for witches. Those new SA-20s are fucking nightmares. Their radar is good enough to lock onto a witch, and their missiles are so damn fast they'll hit you before you even know it's coming."

"I've heard." Wilkins nods. "Any countermeasures?"

"You fly low. REALLY low." You sigh. "That's why a lot of the flights out of here now are purely defensive air patrols. Not really a lot that can get close to line from the sky besides SEAD."

"I was afraid of that." Wilkins sighs. "I guess that means we're stuck being on the defensive. Unless...."

"Unless what?" You raise an eyebrow.

"I was wondering maybe you could help train my witches to do night bombing ops?" Colonel Wilkins asks.

Well damn. On the one hand, having more witches taking on night bombing missions would help lighten your workload. However, you've also heard there have a lot of problems with Russian aircraft and witches penetrating NATO lines.

>Of course. Could always use some more bomber witches.
>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.
>Other

>>37943519
I was going to say that but I choose sw instead due to relevance.

Also they did a story in UC0081? I know they did a story in UC0083 as Stardust Memory.

When did this happen?

>>37943573
>>Of course. Could always use some more bomber witches.

>>37943573
>>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.

Sorry Colonel, but lots and lots of Soviet leakers.

>>37943573
>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.

>>37943573
>>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.

>>37943594
0081 is a...game iirc. And a manga tie-in too.

>>37943573
>>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.

We need to deal with Vampire not Missiles. Leave that to the groundpounders.

>>37943573
>Honestly, I think the CAP flights would benefit more from your witches.

>>37943631
Oooh, Battlefield record....

I need to watch that.

>>37943573
>>Other
"I'd be happy to train them but we're also having alot of problems with Fandances breaking through our lines."

There is no problem with cross training.

Give them the skills, not-so-bitchtits is now flexible enough to see where needs more shoring up and redeploy as necessary.

>>37943680
This, give her the opportunity but let her know the truth

>>37943680
I will second this.
>>37943573

>>37943573
This >>37943680

>>37943680
Sure, I'll support this.

>>37943573
change my vote from>>37943631
to this:
>>37943680

>>37943573
>>37943680
this

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>>37943680
>There is no problem with cross training.
I'm sorry, I had to

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>>37943843
why lift when you can have someone lift for you?

>>37943573
[X] MULTIROLE
Fighter-bombers, anyone?
>>37943680

>>37943573
"I'd be happy to train them but we're also having a lot of problems with Fandances slipping through our lines." You sigh. "I mean, I guess I can give some of your witches cross training, but I really think you should concentrate on CAP. It's not a glamorous or exciting job, but it's a necessary one."

"Hm, you have a point there." Wilkins nods. "All right, how about this. You teach some of my girls night bombing, and I'll give your new girls there some training in dogfighting. The real stuff, not the crap they teach you in school."

"Yeah, I think that can work." You nod. "Thanks."

"Hey, whatever it takes for us to survive just a bit longer, right?" Wilkins smiles.

"Of course." You nod. "I look forward to it, Colonel."

"Ah, you can just call me Holly." Holly waves dismissively.

"Well, in that case, you just call me Bree." You grin. You then turn to see the faces of your three recruits pressing against the Humvee's window, as if they were expecting the two of you to make out on the spot or something. Damn kids.

At that moment, an officer's staff car pulls up, parking right behind the Humvee.

"Huh, looks like the brass want to come say hi to you, too." You note.

"Um, I wasn't told anything about that." Holly points out.

"What?"

"Captain Pierce?" A man in a General's uniform steps out of the car.

Wait, a fucking GENERAL?!?

>Did my brother send you?!
>Um, yes?
>BREAK BREAK BREAK
>Other

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?
Hoooboy King Raptor here we go.

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?
Don't freak out.

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>Um, yes?

>>37944027
>>Other
>Don't panic
"Sir." and salute

[Panic INTERNALLY]

>>37944027
>[x]Um, yes?
Try not to freak out

>>37944027
>Um, yes?

inb4 command actually noticed exceptional talent in leadership and is headhunting for "projects".

>>37944151
But that would require them to be competent!

>>37944145

Man, I'mma get use out of this later! haha!

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>>37944395
I expect to see it in use next thread Ghost.

>>37944510

Thursday, probably. Don't think we'll see her Tuesday

>>37944395
>Imma get use out of this later
>file deleted
;_;

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>>37944553
here it is, deleted because I forgot it was Bree screaming internally

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>>37944027
"Um, yes? That's me." You salute nervously, trying to keep your cool. You notice Holly suddenly standing a few more steps away from you than before.

"My name's General Granger." The General harumphs. "It's come to my attention that your unit is in a bit of a pickle."

"U-um, I guess you have to d-define 'pickle.'" You gulp.

"Why, your squadron getting cut up, of course! I've read the files the personally." General Granger growls. "To think, to go from one full squadron of experienced bomber witches down to just you and three green recruits? A travesty!"

"I-I guess it is." You nod.

"Well, I've put a stop to that." The General says. "Whatever witches you get, you keep from now on."

A flag officer actually appreciating your work? Impossible!

>Ask him why he cares so much about this.
>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just roll with it.
>Other

>>37944589
>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

"Thank you very much sir! But why?"

>>37944589
>>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just roll with it.
Shake his hand.

>>37944589
>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just roll with it.

>>37944589
>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

>>37944589
>>Other
I WANT MY OLD SQUADDIES BACK! WTF YO!

>>37944589
>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just roll with it.
>Thank profusely

>>37944589
>>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

>>37944589
>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

>>37944589
>Other
"With all due respect General, but lately I've become unfortunately familiar with politics and this has a whiff of it, if you don't mind me asking, why?"

>>37944589
supporting
>>37944646

>>37944589
>>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

Panic internally and speak before thinking.

>>37944646
Cause a MOH brother of ours made a phone call?

>>37944589
>Ask him why he cares so much about this.

There's gotta be a catch. There's always a catch.

>>37944589
this
>>37944646

>>37944687
Isn't it too soon though?

>>37944589
GENERAL MALCOM FUCKIN' GRANGER
[X] Stealth Commanche Witches when?
[X] Point-Defense Lasers when?
[X] King Raptor strikers when?

Wait. No. Wrong universe.
[X] Ask him why he cares so much about this.

>>37944700
Knowing the way Will's responded to the issues his sister has had thus far, he probably called someone immediately after they talked

>>37944704
>[X] King Raptor strikers when?
Soon after Bree picked up her spaghetti.

>>37944687
>>37944700
>>37944727
So The General must be at same base with Bree, because that goddamn fast. I expect there is one-day delay if Will (or Janice) make some call to Gen. Granger.

>>37944704
>[X] King Raptor strikers when?

Actually...

https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36769903/#36774283

>>37944763
Dude got a MOH, a little clout is there. And who knows, maybe when the General saw that there really is something to get mad about, he took his own initiative. Despite it being a witch political furball.

>>37944828
Clout does not give you the ability to teleport Generals to bases. Granger is doing this of his own initiative.
Which means he likely has an ulterior motive.

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>>37944589
"With all due respect, General, but lately I've become unfortunately familiar with politics and this has a whiff of it." You sigh. "If you don't mind me asking, why?"

"Simple, really." General Granger looks right at you. "Your brother called for a favor. Seeing as how I've entrusted him with some rather valuable equipment, and has been doing some rather marvelous things with it, I've been inclined to give you a helping hand."

Ha, of course. Can't get anywhere in the military without connections. Then again, you weren't complaining here. Granger not only ran the Air Force, he IS the Air Force.

"I don't suppose I can get my witches back?" You say meekly.

"Sorry, but the paperwork has been done, and signed by a lot of high ranking witches. At this point all I can do is ask them nicely and the way things are, I doubt they'll listen."

"Ah... I see." You nod. "Pity."

"You know, tell you what." Granger grins. "I happen to have another project nearing completion. You got four witches in your squad including yourself, right?"

"Yes." You nod.

"Perfect! I have a new set of strikers I need field tested, that is, if you want to take them."

"No strings?

"None at all. You get them, you keep them. Just as long as you report your findings." Granger says.

Oh boy, that was tempting. On the one hand, NEW STRIKERS! On the other, untested tech and acclimation was not really a fun combination...

>I'll take them.
>Thanks, but I'll pass.
>Other

>>37944868
>Other
Any info on these new strikers?

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.


Didn't Will hook her up with some good strikers.

>>37944868
[X] I'll take them!
[X] As long as we don't have to use them all the time
[X] Actually, as long as I don't have to make the Nuggets use them, for now

>>37944868
>>Thanks, but I'll pass.
Triple barfing imoutos.

>>37944868
>I'll take them.

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.
Gotta get used to them eventually

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.

>>37944868
>I'll take them.
As long as we're not counted on to be immediately combat-ready, sure. New tech + striker acclimatization can't be fun at all

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.

>>37944868
>Other
>You see how green these girls are, these things aren't bleeding-edge enough for that to be an issue are they?
>>37944896
They haven't got strikers at all yet, so unless we put them in academy training strikers they'll have to adjust with anything

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.

>>37944868
>I'll take them.

>>37944868
>>I'll take them.

>>37944910
>New tech + striker acclimatization can't be fun at all
"Oh, by the way, If you accept this offer, there will be some.... emergency personnel to observe you when you are doing acclimatization. They may need to make some video recording for.. documentation."
"...Will ask you to do this, right sir?"
"I cannot deny or confirm this"

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>>37944868
Ah, fuck it. You couldn't resist.

"I'll take them, sir." You nod. "What am I in for?"

"You'll be testing the striker variant for our replacement for the Strike Eagle." Granger grins. "The Strike Raptor."

"Strike Raptor?" You frown.

"The bomber variant of our next generation air superiority fighter, the F-22 Raptor." Granger says proudly. "Increased payload and a stealth signature that makes it practically invisible to radar. Just the thing we need to crack Soviet air defenses open."

"Oh... oh wow." You gasp. It sounded as if these things were pretty beefy. "When do we get them?"

"They've already been shipped here. I've just been looking for a unit suitable to take them on." Granger nods. "I'll have them transferred to your hangar, along with the techs needed to maintain them. Naturally, you'll be taken off rotation until you're properly acclimated."

"Thank you, sir!" You say again.

"Just doing my part." Granger salutes. "I expect to see some results."

"You'll get them sir." You salute back.

With that, Granger returns to his staff car, which speeds off to his next appointment, whatever it may be. You get the impression Generals, even with infinite opportunities to delegate duties, were still infinitely busy people.

"Well what do you know, guess I got the General of the Air Force in my pocket now." You chuckle.

"Yeah, well I happen to personally know Frank Bishop." Holly grins, trying to one up you.

>Pffft. Smalltime.
>No way.
>Holy shit, really?
>Other

>>37945123
>>No way.

>>37945123
>>Pffft. Smalltime.

>>37945123
>Other
Good for you.

>>37945123
>>Pffft. Smalltime.
>>No way.
>>Holy shit, really?

>>37945123
>Pffft. Smalltime.
"My brother's got a MoH."

>>37945123
>The code on the tailfin sums up my reaction to that plane perfectly.

>UNF

>>37945123
>>No way.
>>Holy shit, really?

>>37945123
>>Pffft. Smalltime.
Somewhere, Young is smiling.

>>37945123
>>No way.

>>37945123
>Strike Raptor
Welp this anon >>37944704 is at least 1/3rd happier now
And so am I

>Pffft, Smalltime.

>>37945123
>>No way.
>>Holy shit, really?
>What's he like?

>>37945123
>Pffft. Smalltime.

>>37945176
I like to imagine that "smalltime" has become part of witch parlance.
>>37945123
>No way.
"Oh yea? My brother's got a MoH"

>>37945123
>Pffft. Smalltime.

>>37945163
>>37945123
>>Pffft. Smalltime.
>"My brother's got a MoH."

>>37945123
>No way.
>Holy shit, really?

>>37945123
>Pffft. Smalltime.
"What's he done since Berlin eh?"

As far as Bree knows anyways.

>>37945206
>>37945163
"Well, i heard his brother get MoH, so it kinda even".

>>37945123
>Pffft. Smalltime.
"Rex seemed cool though."

Not actually sure if Bree met Rex though.

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>>37945123
"Pfffft. Smalltime." You huff. "My brother's got an MoH."

"You do realize Bishop got one too, right?' Holly laughs.

"Y-yes I did." You grunt. "What of it?"

"Ah, what are we doing? Standing here talking about guys?" Holly chuckles. "How about we get your recruits properly orientated? We can start some of that cross training right now!"

"Heh, that would be nice." You smile. "Let me go get them."

As you open the door to the Humvee, your combat instincts kick in, and you dodge to the side just as Jennifer's tiny form shoots out from the vehicle in another attempt to tacklehug you.

"COMMANDEEER!" She squeals.

Unfortunately, Holly, who's view was obstructed, does not react nearly as fast, and ends up taking Jennifer full force, falling backwards on her ass. You clamp a hand over your mouth in an effort not to laugh, while Tiffany and Samantha just shake their heads at the sight.

Heh, it's almost as if you had your old squadron back.

>And that's it for tonight! We'll be continuing Bree's adventures for a little while longer. so come back next week!
>Also, don't forget Ace Combat on Friday and Cyberpunk Idols on Saturday!

>>37945348
>"You do realize Bishop got one too, right?' Holly laughs.
Fronk didn't.

Thanks for the thread Merc, though it seems pretty short.

>>37945348
Thanks for the run, Merc! see you friday.

>>37945348
>"You do realize Bishop got one too, right?' Holly laughs.

He didn't, turned out that disobeying orders in Tanana, made him illegible

>>37945348
Thanks for running Merc, see you in ACQ

>>37945380
I try not to run as late on Sundays anymore since participation tends to drop sharply.

>>37945348
What were her old squadron like?

>>37945494
One were dating with the other.

>>37945486
You still got 20+ people here at midnight PST but I feel you.

>>37945486
most do have work on monday/etc.

Ghost's which POV are we doing for next thread.

>>37945494
Pretty rowdy. Basically witches nobody believed could be turned into proper soldiers.