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>>37948915

But fate, it seemed, had other ideas. Instead of looking at everything you've been put through and all that you've done and simply just allowing you to get your bruised and battered self home - it instead sends its sneering, laughing refusal in the form of your Equerry. Your Equerry, who seems to have been emotionally compromised to the point that she's dangerously close to Witching Out, and has to put herself in some sort of Terminator-like trance to keep herself together. The good thing about that, evidently, is she's not turning into an eldritchian nightmare anytime soon.

The bad thing about it is somehow, it's making her think you're someone you're not, and now she wants to kill you.

"Akemi Homura." She'd said then. Not growled, not snarled in the usual, venomous way that Sayaka normally says your name. No emotion whatsoever except a cold fury. "Prepare to defend yourself."

And so, with your body feeling like it's moments away from giving out - your wings a dead weight against your back, limp and lifeless - and blood continuing to leak down the corners of your mouth, you watch as grim finality shines in the eyes of your approaching Equerry. Her blade gleaming with unholy light as she brings it up in a slow salute. Pressing the flat against her forehead while kissing the hilt. A knightly salute, made in saintly reverence.

This is what fate looks like when it's fucking with you.

...No. This is what fate looks like when it's fucking you in the ass.

What do you do?

[]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
[]Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.
[]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.
[]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.

>>37948940
>>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940
>[x]Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.
We've already won, the longer we're here the worse off we'll be

>>37948940
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

Don't do it Sayaka, we're so close to keeping our promise, you saved Kyoko's gem, come on!

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>>37948940

>[x]Stop time. Take soul gem away and purify it. And lick it for good measure

>>37948940
>[]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>[]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance

>>37948940
[X] "My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."

>>37948940
>[]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
Any ideas Braids?

>>37948940
>[]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940

>[X]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.

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>>37948940
>[x]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.

Since I have to go to work, might as well start things off interestingly.

>>37948940
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940
[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
"My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."

>>37948940
>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>"My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."

GOTTA GO FAST CHIAKI

>>37948940
>[x]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
Maybe they have good ideas!

>>37948940
[Ask the stooges, on how to be a better dildo]

>>37948940
>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>>"My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."

Adding - [X]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance
to vote

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>>37949208
>Trusting a golden weapon.

>>37949244
Ahriman told us to not trust them.

>Trusting Ahriman

>>37949244
>Weaponing a golden trust

>>37948940
>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

Appeal to her dildo nature. Full drill sergeant! "EQUERRY! Why in the ever-living FUCK are you brandishing a weapon at your WARMASTER? If you want to run me through that's FINE, but you'll do it at headquarters, during a spar, and NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION, you WEEPING AMATEUR!"

Get Mami to yell at her too if that don't work.

Finally, if she keeps coming, rely on Kirika, with the logic "Your cute disciple needs help, and now you OWE ME. Cut to disable, leaving the red gem around her neck intact."

>>37949310
>Goldening a trust weapon

>>37949311
We CANNOT use Kirika, not while she has Kyoko.

>>37949336
>Grusting a wolden teapon

>>37948940
+1 for all the Drill Sergeant Homu votes

>>37949353
If there is one moment in all of this quest Kirika will help us non-lethally takedown a non-Oriko person, it is here and now, IMHO.

>>37948940

>[x]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.

>>37949404
It's not worth the risk.

It's a small miracle that her soul gem is intact, lets not start fucking with the prophecy that we kill her, too.

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So. Just a thought, but Ahriman is gone dead fish, right?
That should hopefully mean that radio/whatever interference is gone, right?

SOMEBODY GET YUMA ON THE HORN AND GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE.

wait wait wait does yuma have the juice the extract Oriko?

Because if not, she can take oriko instead of us and we can get in Pete and teleport out with him.

>>37949510

It's worth asking. But the energy swirling around Sayaka may be just as baffling to a teleporter as Ahriman's magical stuff.

Might want to teleport Oriko out first as priority since she's just a regular non magical person. For Sayaka, we may want to wait until she's calmed down or has the sense to relinquish Kyouko first, else she might start raging in the middle of the Officio.

>>37948940
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940
[x]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.
Why not just make a bad situation worse?

>>37948940
>[]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
>[]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

BOTH

>>37948940
>[X]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.

>>37948940
>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>[X]Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.

Did someone forget to call the vote?

"Voting period is over" posters, why hast thou forsaken us?!?

>>37949764
We already know she will just tell us to kill her.

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>>37949803
>>37949826
I just got here, okay.

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>>37949803
I was asleep until a bit ago, Hat's busy, and Attarou has finally been sealed by the legendary sword Ergheiz.

I'll do this anyway so we don't get any more votes an hour after the period's ended. Sorry, guys! Thought it was obvious by the time I got up.

>>37949843
Dammit Attarou

>>37949843
>>37949848
Like buses. You wait ages for one then two come along at once

>>37949853
Y-you were waiting for me!? Oh, Sempai...!

>>37948964 >>37948976 >>37948981 >>37949085

You decide to try and talk Sayaka out of it. Right now, in the state you're in, you're in no shape to fight. You doubt you can even shoot your own Desert Eagle without it bucking out of your hands and into your face in no less than two shots. ...Running's no good either, unless you plan on limping or crawling away. Flying would've been nice, except your wings seem to be content in just lying slack against your bare back, useless and limp and good for nothing else.

So you stand your ground, and try to talk your way out of a hole you've dug yourself into.

"Akemi Homura?" You repeat the name, just as Sayaka had uttered it, while twisting your features to convey what you hoped look like irritated confusion. You allow a moment to pass before frowning fully. "...Who the fuck is that? My name, if you've forgotten, Equerry..."

You let another moment pass, while turning to the side to spit blood on the broken floor. The black glob of liquid hitting the concrete with an acidic hiss. Turning back to the Eversor, you finish your sentence, forcing yourself to stand up straight despite your own knees feeling like they've just been blown out by your own gun. Your back feeling like it's the victim of early-onset osteoarthritis, while being made out of needles..

"...is Chiaki Matsuda."

Sayaka stops in her tracks here, her glowing crimson eyes narrowing. "No. Your name...your true name is Akemi Homura. I know. I remember. I've never..." She pauses to take a breath here, and you hear the echo of a pounding surf in her exhalation. The sharp scent of seawater momentarily distracting you from the coppery stench of your own blood. "...I've never forgotten."

[1/2]

>>37949906

She points her sword at you, the transparent blade shining with a murderous light. "I looked for you, traitor. As Madoka suffered in your heresy - I hunted for you, day and night. And always your hordes of Witches and cultists blocked my way. Always they died so that you might live."

Her grip tightens on the sword's handle with a creak of glove-silk, before slowly drawing the weapon to the side, point towards the floor. Continuing her inexorable, implacable advance towards you again.

"I've never stopped searching for you, Homura. Not through all these long years. Now my search is over, and I can finally settle things between us."

And here - as the soul gem of your best friend begins to flash in time with your own racing heartbeat, the bauble hanging from your Equerry's neck from a chain like an oversized pendant - you take a step back as Sayaka raises her sword in a double-handed grip, seeking to cleave you from head to groin with an overhead chop. An executioner's blow.

"I get to save the world from you - like the fucking hero I'm supposed to be."

Talking, obviously, didn't work.

How do you react?

[]Charge in with what strength you have left and steal Kyoko's soul gem to hold it hostage. If she won't listen to you, she'll listen to Kyoko.
[]Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.
[]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
[]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?

>>37949918
>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

>>37949918
>[X]"...Go ahead"

>>37949918
[x]Ask her how heroic it looks to beat up a cripple

>>37949918
>[]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

>>37949918
>this is going to fucking hurt

>>37949918
[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
[X] Pulse Yuma to see if she can get teleport locks on Oriko and the others to begin evac
At best we can use the two Golden Weapons together to dull the pain.

>>37949918
>[]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
>[] Tell Sayaka WE'RE TRYING TO KILL HOMURA AKA THE TRANSCENDENT ONE

>>37949918
>[]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

>>37949954
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A HERO YET

>>37949918

>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?

It's gonna be a fight either way. Time for FIGHTOMANCY.

>>37949946
It's scary how well that song fits right now

>>37949918
>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

>>37949918
[x] I KNOW what I have done to her! I have been trying to undo what I did so many lifetimes ago. What else would I do, when she haunts me to this day

>>37949918
>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
thoughts should be fast enough to not get killed during a quick conversation. If nothing else, we can have one of them take control of our body, seemed to work well with other weapons.

>>37949918
>[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
>[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
asking the stooges is definitely a bad idea but it seems worth the risk, also time for my favorite type of diplomacy

>>37949859
It's not like we were waiting for you especifically or anything baka

>>37949918
>>[X]Charge in with what strength you have left and steal Kyoko's soul gem to hold it hostage. If she won't listen to you, she'll listen to Kyoko.

>>37949918
>[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

We can't hold Kyoko hostage against her, we do need to make sure her gem is not damaged during this.

Sayaka is going through the same thing Chiaki did, or it seems like it.

>>37949998
>implying Decu didn't write the scene while thinking of that song

>>37949918
[x]tell her to fucking put away kyoko's soul gem before it gets broken by her own recklessness
[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?

>>37949918
Tell her you shot Homu in the face.

>>37949918
>[]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!

>>37949918
>[X]Channel Braids
If she remembers the devil maybe she remembers her girlfriend.

>>37949946
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHY IS THE REASON i'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

>>37950015
It's not even that. All the plotlines came together to fit.

>>37949918
"Killing me won't do anything, Sayaka. That bitch won't be hurt by it either way. Not to mention that you would be wasting Kaneda's sacrifice."

>>37950057
>implying he hasn't been aiming for this

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>>37950063
Perhaps, Mr. Skeleton. Perhaps.

>>37950048
But Yuma is Raiden. And I don't think we're Armstrong. How are we supposed to win this?

>>37950058
"Killing me won't do anything, Sayaka. That bitch won't be hurt by it either way. Not to mention that you would be wasting Kaneda's sacrifice."

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>>37949918
[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
"You're in the Akashic Realm, you dumb bitch. This place is playing with your head. Believe me, I know. I've got the same shit going on and we need to get out of here before it gets worse.

Get Kyoko out of here, and if you still want to kill me when I get back... we'll go from there."

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>>37949918

>[x] And what then Sayaka? What will you do after you kill me off?

>>37949918
>[X] Call Yuma.

>>37950063
I'll believe you if you can resist this delicious glass of milk.

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>>37949918
>Listen you bitch cleanse your damn soul gem, cleanse Kyouko's too for good measure and let's get out of here already. If you still want a piece of me then whatever, so long as the rest of the team is safe and we're out of this hellhole.

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>>37950113
The joke's on you, I take calcium supplements every day!

>>37949918
>[]Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.
I know this is a very dangerous idea, but what options do we have to stay alive? Talking doesn´t work, we are psichycally exhausted, and the the stooges can´t communicate with Sayaka... nor that she is going to listen

>>37950164
Are you blind?
>>37950119

>>37949918
>[X]Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.

I can't see any other option that even has the potential to work, so we might as well go for broke.

>>37950171
Sorry. When my comment appeared, the voting period was already over

>>37950186
>>37950164
Except Pinky has no reason to help or save Kyouko. In fact, she's much more likely to just eat her Soul Gem to spite Sayaka as much as to mess with Chiaki.

>>37950200
THIS

Do not trust Pinky.

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We are so fucked, it's hilarious. If only we could just teleport Sayaka back with everyone else, or something.

>>37950194
That's why ya update before ya vote, ya dingus.

Kind of a long shot here, but would Tiny Pete blaring out Sayaka's favorite Ruri Kirishima song/songs at an ungodly volume would help? Music elicits strong reactions in Alzheimer's patients. Perhaps it could help jog Sayaka out of her funk. Not saying that it'll magically save us from a grueling fight, but it might help reawaken a part of our Equerry, seeing as how she felt so strongly about it.

>>37950256
This is an incredibly stupid idea and I wish we'd gone through with it.

>>37950256
Oh my God! I was going to propose putting classisc music, but then I thought anons would laugh at me for the idea. And actually, someone else thinks the same!

>>37950256
It can't be helped. We'll have to sing it ourselves.

>>37950256
This is the stupidest idea, yet I'm drawn to it. The idea of a giant terminator with every single gun possible blaring idol shit is magnificent.

>>37950275

I would've proposed a dance-off too, but we don't have an ace in the hole to blindside her with and she's probably too focused on MURDERDEATHKILL to be bamboozled by it.

>>37950256
At the very least it would remind her we aren't exactly the same Homura, because that is most definitely not a Homura plan.

>>37950256
>>37950275
>>37950282
>>37950302
In a brighter, happier quest that would probably work.

But I don't think Mr. Decu's despair train will be braked so easily.

>>37950317
Dance-off sounds like it would work about as well as the rap battle in HQR

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>>37950256

>>37950316

Disclaimer: I don't think it'll save us, but it might provide a crack in her facade that we could try to pry open with other Equerry memory stuff.

>>37950256
>>37950275
>>37950282
>>37950302
>>37950316
>>37950320
This entire thing is beautiful.

Let's get Mother 1 on this shit.

>>37950350
>Mother 1

I thought this too but didn't think of how it could work!
I guess it'd be >>37950256

>SING A MELODY
>SIMPLE AS CAN BE

>>37950336
If nothing else, it'll throw her off and maybe make her hesitate. If only because she thinks we're fucking with her and not taking it seriously.

>>37950329
Rap battle was fun in HQR, netted us our Science guy until he died.

Now rap battle in Boo's breaker...

That's another story.

>>37950327
True. We're probably gonna have to at least tire her out before anything like that will have any effect.

And it doesn't look like she's going to stop the tape train anytime soon.

>>37950379
The rap battle lost us plantbro

>>37950385
Plantbro came back bigger and better. Also brained Lucifer at FTL speed.

What was Sayaka's special song that we played that one time?

>>37950403
Braids knew it, if we want to aim for that. We don't have a piano, but I'm sure we can hum a tune or something.

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>>37950416
M-maybe we could "find" a piano in this chaotic world of craziness.

>>37950367
>So it has come to this, Sayaka. Warmaster against Equerry, the Nameless One versus Her Knight.
>Very well then. TINY PETE! COME TO MY SIDE!
>Start playback of Kirishima Ruri's most popular songs, to serve as background to our glorious conflict! Come Miki Sayaka, let me tell you exactly why your favorite Idol sucks!

>>37950416
Let's ask Braids for advice!
inb4 she tells us to kiss her

>>37950367
I don't think she's going to hesitate. She doesn't have any preamble or theatrics to interrupt. The best outcome of this music thing is that something in the back of her head will start whispering "something here isn't right." The worst outcome is that she'll get even more furious at us and do something we will all regret.

Music angle might be worth exploring, but it shouldn't be our clutch move.

>>37950385
Oh the first rap battle. Yeah, that was a stupid idea. The second rap battle was a far better choice.

Rest in piece, Afro-no-Funigami. Gravity smeared pieces.

>>37950416
We really should get a nice piano once we get back. Not like we have anything else worth spending our Warmaster salary on.

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I predict that if we succeed in calming Sayaka down Mami will shoot her

>>37950483
Agreed. Play for Ramentits and FishBitch.

>>37950430
>Implying we don't have one up our shield.

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>>37950500
HOLY SHIT I BET YOU'RE RIGHT

>>37950490
Oh god no

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>>37950490
Good.

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>>37950448
But that's not safe for work, Braids. Or for our continued survival, but that's not looking too good right now, anyway.

>>37950562

This is seriously the best pairing. Sayaka has just the right balance of bust and lithe muscular figure; imagine that pressed up against delicate, noodly little Homu.... unf.

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>>37950590
Best is Mami Homu.

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>>37950590
Wrong. Madoka Homura is best.

>>37950649
Agreed

>>37950649
You're right, anon.

Worst girls should stay together.

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>>37950668
>cat
>good taste

Pick one and only one.

>>37950668
I agree with your sentiment but disagree with your choices.

>>37950668
Ahh, thats why NECO is so alone- theres nobody so bad we can pair her up with.

HOMU IS NOT A SLUT

>>37950742
Yes there is: your waifu

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>>37950761
CHIAKA IS LOVE

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>>37950668

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>>37950790

>>37950742
throw her at some sluts
where are the sluts

>>37950794
[insert reaction image here]

We're nearly at the image limit (it's 150 on /tg/, right?). So let's give Decu a few more slots.

>>37950803
Enishi ate them

>>37950818
Aaaaaand then I realized my mistake. Fuck me.

>>37950819
Sexually

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>>37950834

>>37950818
If we post enough images, Decu won't be able to post chikuwa. He'll have to continue the thread forever!

>>37949955 >>37949979 >>37950004 >>37950014

She's really going to do this, then? You can't help but laugh weakly here, your own blood stringing from your teeth as you stare up at the blade about to put you out of your misery. She's actually going to try and kill you while you're in this kind of shape? What the fuck is so heroic about that?

What the fuck is so heroic about killing someone who can't even fight back?

No snarled retort. No sneering riposte. Not even a denial or an offended huff. Sayaka - the Sayaka you've grown to depend upon as your Equerry - would have called you a hypocrite at least.

Nothing but stark, guarded silence as she brings her sword down with the force of a god splitting the earth in two. All just to murder you where you stand.

It would've done the job, with how much force she put into that strike. That and then some. And you probably wouldn't have suffered much. You were tempted to, to be perfectly honest - a part of you wanted to just be done with all this bullshit.

Fortunately - or unfortunately - a bigger part of you wanted to live, and had forced your entire body to throw itself to the side just in time to avoid the oncoming blade. Choosing a hard fall into some jagged tiles and rock shards instead of a terminal case of splitting headache. Ignoring the fresh cuts you're accumulating on your bare shoulders, arms and face as you scramble back up to your feet, wounds that will form your new collection of scars if you somehow manage to live through this.

And you will. You're not dying here. Not like this. Not after everything.

And certainly not while looking like a two-bit hussy during shore leave.

[1/2]

>>37950920

+ Alright, stooges, time for twenty questions, + You pulse to the gun in your hand as you force yourself to keep moving, keeping one eye on Sayaka as she easily pulls her sword out of the gaping canyon she'd just carved into the concrete floor. The transparent blade cutting through the rock like butter. + Any of you went through this before? What's she talking about? And more importantly, how the fuck do I get her from murderous bitch mode to just normal stick-up-her-ass bitch mode? +

Silence. Total silence. No other voice in your head speaking except your own frantic, panicked thoughts, and for a moment you wonder if they had ever been there in the first place. If it hadn't been just you talking to yourself.

Then--

+ Matsuda-san! + A breathy voice, just as panicked as yours, finally speaks up. It's Braids! + I'm sorry! The other two, they've been trying to stop me from talking to you! They think you're the Transcendent One, that you've killed the Nameless One somehow and swallowed her soul to walk in her flesh! +

W-what? But you're not--

+ Yes, I know! That's what I told them how silly that sounds! They still didn't listen, so I pushed their mirrors over and they can't talk for the moment! It's just me for now! +

...Right. Okay. At least you have someone. Not as good, but definitely not bad either. Anyway, what do you do? How do you get out of this? What's going on with Sayaka?

+ ...Thanks for the vote of confidence, Matsuda-san. + There's a brief note of irritation here, before it's washed away by urgency. + A-anyway, um! If I'm guessing correctly, Sayaka-chan is...well, she's probably remembering her memories as The First Knight, now! The Knight who swore to always stand by the Blessed Lady's side, to protect her from the darkness of the world - and the first to realize the Shieldmaiden's treachery! + You hear her swallow here. + T-that's us, Matsuda-san, if you didn't get it-- +

[2/3]

>>37950742
NECO already won the Malalbowl.
We're you not aware? Infuriating anons was all part of Malal's plan.

>>37950938
>won
>wasn't brushed off for The Plan and left to stew as an unsatisfied and lonely war widow

t-top nya

>>37950934

Yes, yes, you know all about that Shieldmaiden bullshit, you can't help but pulse back with your own irritation. What do you need to do to get Sayaka back? The real Sayaka, not this...super-dildo on fucking steroids!

+...I can argue that this is the real Sayaka now, Matsuda-san, as she was always meant to be, + Braids breathlessly pulses back. + But...but if I know Sayaka-san, there are two ways to bring her back. +

Alright, what are those, then?

+ The first one is to give her a strong enough shock that she has no choice but to shut down. Just pretend that you're surrendering, a-and that you want her to be your second for your, um, honorable discharge. + Her voice hesitating at the polite euphemism for suicide. + Then, when she's about to cut your head off, use the gun to shoot off her sword hand. That should do it. +

...And what's the second one?

Braids pauses here, but you can hear her gasp for breath. She probably isn't used to talking this much this fast. + Music, + She finally says. + It's the only other constant of Sayaka-san I can think of. Music'll bring her back, but it has to be something she hates. +

...Music? Fucking music? What, you have to sing her back into being normal? This isn't some fucking third-rate anime--

+ LISTEN TO ME! + Braids shouts into your mind, nearly making you trip as you scramble to avoid another beheading cut. + Stop telling people that their advice is stupid! You asked me, I'm telling you! If you don't like it, then you can just f-fuh...fuuh... + She stumbles over the curse, before managing to spit something else out with equal venom. + THEN YOU CAN JUST ASK SOMEONE ELSE! +

And just like that, you feel her presence leave you. Your Desert Eagle once more reduced to a simple gun, albeit one that's very good at putting holes in people.

What do you do?

[]Do the thing where you shoot off Sayaka's sword hand.
[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
[]There must be some other way!

>>37950962
Best end, really.

>>37950966
>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

Don't wanna hit angry Saya, she scary yo.

>>37950934
I need to know one thing. If I get her out of the Akashic Realm, will this fix itself, or do I have to try and beat some sense into her?

>>37950966
>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
> Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
Flame of Despair is a remix of Symposum Magarum. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>37950966
>>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
>[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
Ok, quick, who remembers what music she hates, because I don't.

>>37950966
>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
[x] TAKE A MELODY, SIMPLE AS CAN BE

someone else started it earlier but oh well

>>37950966
>[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

>>37950966
[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
[x]Pulse Yuma to begin extracting the team, starting with Oriko.
Because this one at least leaves open a chance for the other option.

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>>37950966

[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

Wait...

>Music'll bring her back, but it has to be something she hates.

Its not the idol music. Use the classical music.

>>37950966
>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

Well, can't believe that became an option. No time to wait and consider the other options right?

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>>37950966
>[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgDqGrcblA

SING A MELODY
SIMPLE AS CAN BE
GIVE IT SOME WORDS AND
SWEET HARMONY
RAISE YOUR VOICES
ALL DAY LONG NOW
LOVE GROWS STRONG NOW
SING A MELODY OF LOVE
OH LOVE

>>37950999
Man, what was that band that whathisface was a part of? The heavy metal one?

Please tell me Pete has a Noise Marine mode.

>>37950962
Isn't it sad NECO?

>>37950966
>[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37950966
>[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37951006
It's either classical or death metal.

Refresh my memory - do we actually KNOW what music sayaka hates?

>>37951049
No, but we know a song that makes her cry.

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>>37950966
>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37951006
Stupid fish music for the stupid fish Sayaka.

>>37951049
Didn't Kyouko mention her music tastes during the concert mission? It all coincides with Kamijou's musical endeavors.

>>37951049
I'm pretty sure she hates Kyosuke's heavy metal.

>>37951031
>Man, what was that band that whathisface was a part of? The heavy metal one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaMEDajv_9o

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>>37950966
[]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

>>37951060
Yeah, but in a good way

>>37951044
>classical or death metal

SPOOL UP "ELEVEN RAPES A SECOND"

>>37951090
That is not the filename I have it saved under.

>>37950966
Fucking hell, Braids is a trouper.

>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
We must channel our inner idol and become as annoying as possible. Let's hope this works somehow.

>>37950966
>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

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>>37951110
>Murderface becomes the idolshit

>>37950966
>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
Oh please let this work please please please

She has no style
She has no grace
This bitch has a goofy face
She can summon stands
When she needs to
And split your skull open
Just for you
Destroys herself
Just like a buffoon
This crazy cunt
Just hates this tune

>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

Sayaka really loved our piano play so that's right out.
Time for some detroit metal city?
Tiny Pete may just have some appropriate 'mood music' ready.

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>>37950966
[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
If that fails.
There's always a third option.

>>37951130
There she goes, there she goes again. Look everyone she bitched once again. Isn't she just the worst girl around. Oh my god.

>>37950966

[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.

Sure, she has the JUSTICE right now, but does this version of Sayaka have the BEATS to back it up ?!

>>37950966
>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
got the feeling that she would expect treachery. And come on, seppuku? Nah.

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[X] "Just so you know, Sayaka, I am never going to forgive you for this.

Death would probably hurt less."

Then launch into Kamijou's Greatest Hits CD.

>>37950966
[x] MUSIC TIME!

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>>37950966
I don't even have an appropriate voting banner for this one

>[x] Do the thing where we use music to bring her back
I swear if we sing the madoka magoca theme song to bring her back I will fucking scream

>>37951215
refuge in audacity

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>>37951110
but sayaka likes idols
>>37951229

It's time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxk5Pw9GwbI

>>37951270
Fortunately we should make a very bad idol

Oh my fucking God! Yesterday, when Sayaka entered Super-murder-bitch-mode, I was thinking if music was an option to bring her to her senses, and this morning I spend like two hours thinking what music was good to calm her down (and finally deciding that Adeste Fideles interpreted by Enya was a good option). And now, it´s actually happening!. I am gigling like an idiot right now!

>...What? What the hell was that? That was just him screaming 'RAPE' over and over again!

>"Yes!" Ruri squeals, clapping. "But eleven times, in one second! Even I can't do that!"

>...Well. Er. You guess that's something to be proud about, then.

>You glance towards Sayaka, and you can't help but feel sorry for the blue-haired Eversor. If there was really confirmation that there was something between her and Kyosuke, this was it. But...not like how you thought? Something like that?

>You reach up and carefully, gently, place your hand on her shoulder. She stiffens at this, whirling to see who it is - finally giving you a half-hearted glare with slightly-reddened eyes.

>"I'm not crying." Sayaka grumbles at you, sniffing.

>That includes trying to reach for a different dream entirely.

We must try Twelve Rapes per second!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw

Since we lost our old uniform, what are we going to wear around casually now? Do we even own any other clothes?

>>37951326
This might be just silly enough to work

>>37951347
Just the warmaster's coat, I think.

>>37951347
The date clothes, which look rather like our normal uniform.

I'm hoping we'll be able to figure something out when we get back.

>>37951347
Chiaki can probably mail-order some casual clothes on the net.

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>>37951347
>Not wanting to wear bestdress casually.

>>37951326
Welp, we have our "song"......

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>>37951361
And the jacket kyoko got us

>>37951379
What "song" do you mean?

>>37951369
It's important because it's something which is presumably specific to OUR Sayaka. Should give her something to navigate by in the chaos of the Akashic.

>>37951382
I'm still sad about the ponytail.

>>37951326
>Twelve

Fuck I was off by one. But yeah. Yeah.

And remember who's gonna be playing this

>>37951396
Same

>>37951415

Wait, no, I was right. ELEVEN.

YEAH. THIS IS IT

>>37951396
Yeah.

>inb4 Chiaki starts singing "I was waiting for this moment"

>>37951396
150 threads later, I'm still mad side braid didn't win.

>>37951441
It is hard to be an ominous latin choir by yourself

>>37951456
It's hard to do a lot of music by yourself.
Maybe we'll pull a boombox out of the shield.

>>37951456
Nothing is impossible with enough damned souls forced into being backup singers

>>37951456
According to the counter we have 57 anons to be a chorus

>>37951396
inb4 every time we transform our hair grows out now
>Mami and Midori having a field day playing with Chiaki's hair

>>37951455
Side braid was the second best option in my opinion. I wouldn't mind trying it out the next time Chiaki gets a hair extension.
>>37951456
>implying the souls of the damned in the Akashic Realm won't start singing along with her

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>>37951477
>/tg/ sings

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>>37951347

>>37951478
Love it.

>>37951491
We'll just do a niconico chorus style thing... right?

>>37951482
>>37951477
>>37951474
>>37951456
In any event I think the 'local lesbian ruins everything' song is pretty much the Worst Thing we could use to convince sayaka that we are not the devildyke in question

For something completely out of left field https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f66kEastC58

>>37951519
Yes, that's the joke behind the original post.

>sing something Sayaka hates
But what DOES she hate? She seemed to be okay with everything from the brutalest of metals to the most diabetes inducing pop idol songs.

>>37951474
You, I like you

>>37951517
This? Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepXLReu1aU

>>37951534
Country. It's the most American music, her nippon pride won't be able to tolerate it.

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>>37951527
This is not the worst suggestion, considering how much Chiaki loves the booty.

>>37951478
Just her hair?

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>>37951566
I didn't say Midory and Wendy.
We're a god now, consorts are the in thing.

>>37951511
>Midori pulling back the obscenely long hair to find Wendy nestled inside

>>37950966
Oh geez, Braids trying to tell us to get fucked is just too adorable.

>>37951597
"... awrooo~"

>>37951597
Her expression has to be EXACTLY the same.

>>37950966
Both. Both is good.

>>37951549
Yeah, the cacophony of voices somehow sounds pleasing.

Although... I suspect the male to female ratio will be quite a bit different.

>"You can reach Sayaka through music! You can bring her back, I'm sure!!"

oh gods why is this being considered a good option

did no-one actually even watch the anime

>>37951692
If she was a witch, I wouldn't even consider it.

>>37951692
We must trust the Sakayamancer.

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>>37951692

Do you think the other option is any better?

>>37951692
>meta knowledge of dubius canonicity Chiaki wouldn't even know about in the first place
vs
>the girl that was in a close relationship with an iteration of the subject in question telling you something about the aforementioned subject

I'll go with Braids.

>>37951692
To be fair, we did contact a past Sayaka via music using Braid's song

We could do it again here

>>37951733
I don't know about better, but reversing the jetstream sam polarity on her is certainly valid

>>37951733
Sure. Shoot her arm off, exfiltrate with her and Ahriman, and deal with them afterwards. Perhaps with music then.

>>37951749
The thing is, in universe, you're dealing with Sayaka using a method that's supposed to work on the First Knight.

Chiaki wants OUR Sayaka back.

And our Sayaka responds best to violence.

>>37951768
I don't even...
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfypZyxJO0

>>37951781
Braids wasn't making out with the First Knight, she just knows about her from the other homus.

>>37951805
And that method's still supposed to be based on information for the First Knight, yo.

>use music
Music is what sent her on the witch path the first time...

Dubious canonity?

Anon, we're the fucking Devil. Metal Battles are practically mandatory.

>>37951864
Classical music, not 10 rapes a second.

>>37951864
No, I think music COMES with the witch, not CAUSES the witch

>>37951895
>start singing Beethoven
>Sayaka witches out
>start singing Breaking the Law
>Sayaka rocks out.

the choice is clear.

>>37951901
At Big Shell the music might have caused... something witchy, but that was a different special case

>>37950980 >>37950988 >>37950999 >>37951004

"Get back here, traitor." Sayaka calls out to you in a voice as cold as frost, as cold as the blade-born death it promised. "Get back here and suffer for your treachery. You only prolong the inevitable by running." Her steps, unhurried and deliberate, echo throughout the devastated floor with a bell-toll's finality. "No one runs from justice."

No, but you can probably run long enough to think of something stupid to get justice off your tracks, you grumble to yourself as you bring out your teleport beacon from your inventory, slapping it back onto your wrist. And what you've thought up might be stupid enough to work.

But if it doesn't, well...it'd be a hell of a way to die.

+ Ashford? + You send out a pulse skyward, keeping your gun aimed at Sayaka's slowly approaching form, the stalking knight holding her broadsword en garde as she continues to walk closer. + Ashford? Can you hear me? How's the situation up there? +

+ Warmaster? + Rea's pulsed reply is a rather faint one - either by inexperience with this kind of communication or simply because of distance, you're not sure. + Warmaster, we've been trying to get in touch with you for nearly an hour now. Where are you? What about the main objective? Are you--"

+ Never mind that now, + You pulse hurriedly as you fire off a couple of shots at your pursuer, hoping to at least dissuade her from coming closer - but Sayaka instead swats each shot away with the near-invisible blade of her sword, each round slapped hard enough that you swore they burst into fragments at the impact. + Is it possible for you to get to my position? How's the fighting over there? +

[1/2]

>>37951894
>Metal Battles are practically mandatory.
I've been waiting for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGmPGcM2JDk

>>37951957

A moment's silence, before Rea returns, her pulse completely calm, placid. Completely at odds to what she's talking about.

+ Nothing we can't handle, Warmaster. The loadout you chose for Tiny Pete was surprisingly and devastatingly effective for the threat you summoned us for. The first few minutes alone we eliminated half of the enemy hostiles. There's little less than a quarter left to take care of, with Miss Tomoe and Miss Cooldown mopping up the rest. + It's hear that you detect a faint hint of displeasure from the Magical Girl-turned-pilot. + They even told me to stand down and let them finish off the others. ...Miss Tomoe in particular seems really eager to work off some stress.+

...Hnh. Well, That's something, at least. That means you can use Rea for what you have in mind, then.

+ ...What are you planning, Warmaster? + Rea asks suddenly. + And where is Miss Sayaka? Miss Mami told me that she'd be joining the skirmish earlier, but she never showed up...+

You shake your head here, just before scrambling away before the Eversor in question gets a bit too close for comfort. Her blade chopping off a bit more of your hair as you desperately duck to avoid getting the rest of you cleaved away. + Later, later! One more thing, does Tiny Pete have some sort of music system? And does he have any idol music in his playlist?! +

Another pause, and then, a hesitating reply. +...Yes, Warmaster, he has one. Misaka seems to have inloaded it along with his targeting programs. + A sigh. + ...And upon checking, yes, Tiny Pete does have idol music in his playlist. A couple of Kirishima Ruri's recent albums, which I've always felt are her weakest ones to date, she's being influenced too much by western music in these...+

Hah. That works perfectly.

[2/3]

>>37951966

How do you respond?

[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
[]...Forget it. I'll handle this myself. Keep overwatch on Mami and Wendy, keep them safe.

>>37951978
>>37951957
>It's happening
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH

>>37952000
[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
IT. IS. TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

>>37952000
[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
like you even have to ask

>>37952000
>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzuRnKnO7E

>>37952000
>[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

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>>37951978
[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

"Just let me ask you one last question, Sayaka."
"What-"
"Is your body l@dy?"

>>37952000
>[X]...Forget it. I'll handle this myself. Keep overwatch on Mami and Wendy, keep them safe.

We shall sing a song instead!

>>37952000
> []Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
...did decu skip a post or is that choice the 3?

>>37952000
>[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
it's to late to back out now

>>37952000
>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

I-I don't like that we have to choose. It makes me worried. Does the other option mean Tiny Pete will still come to us minus Rea?

>>37952000
>[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.


We remind her that blueberry is our number one princess in the whole world.

>>37952000
[X] YOU CAN'T STOP THE METAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6CPwu0I44

>>37952000
[X] Bring TIny Pete here. LET´S ROCK

>>37952000
>>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952000
>[]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>idol music
Dammit Chiaki not what music you hate what seyiku hates.

Isn't Ruri idolmusic that Sayaka likes? I can't recall. Neither can Chiaki probably, so I'm at peace.

>>37952108
Sayaka is a giant fan, but recently she had her idol image shattered and this is supposedly the weakest album Ruri made so it SHOULD get some sort of reaction. Even if it's the bad memory of the Ruri escort mission it might shake her more recent memories loos.

>>37952000

>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952108

Sayaka loves Ruri Kirishima and her music.

However, hearing those "weak" albums may be akin to edition wars for anal DnD fans and Superior Spider-Man to the same type of comic fans.

>>37952000
[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
[X[Also if you could make him dance along to it, that would be great

>>37952159
>she had her idol image shattered
What? I thought she liked being an idol.

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>>37951957
>>37951978
>>37952000
=3=
Muu~!
Sayaka! I'm your friend, muu~!
You gotta believe me muu~!!

pls do a baleef in me!!! =3=

[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

>>37952221
Ahahahahaha...

Brilliant.

>>37952221
Dan you are my waifu

>>37952202
>dancing

AHAHAHA OH GOD

>>37952000
>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

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>>37952221
I love you, Dan.

>>37952000
>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.

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>>37952221
>Sayaka's face when

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>>37952306
Rea, get AWAY from that soap box. You aren't fooling anyone.

Now the question - can Decu keep a measure of real fear, suspense and doubt as to the plan's chances, and still capitalize on the incongrous humor of a huge terminator bot blasting shitty pop-idol music?

I THINK HE CAN

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>>37952306
>>37952323
Fixed

>>37952340
I thought we generally kept her eyes, or at least half of them, visible. Tall cameraman?

>>37952306
hnnnnng, Rea is adorable

>>37952340
>Losing transparency

ONE JOB ANON

>>37952419
Well I'm sorry my work comp only has MSpaint.

>>37952221
Of only it goes half this good!!

>>37952468
This has to work, just because there's no the Transcendent One would ever be this goofy.

Just remember the end game anons.
Just remember the end game.

>>37952620
Blueberry end?

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>>37952620

yep

>>37952620
Everyone dead or dying?

>>37952620
Harem end.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, PANTIES FOR THE PANTY WALL

>>37952620
Collecting all the dragonballs?

>>37952658
I'm pretty sure if we solved the central conflict with a wish the universe would collapse under the irony

>>37952620
Catch all the Pokemon?

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>>37952620
Having Midori and Wendy do the Fusion Dance to become the goddess of Ass AND Titties?

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>>37952701
>the goddess of Ass AND Titties?
So basically Mami.

>>37952701
>Midori and Wendy's child