>>38019341
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>>38019341
>That's your cue! Do some training. Maybe speed. Or midair web dodging.
We got beaten by a spider who never leaves the nest. This shit will not fly.

>>38019341
>Maybe take your mind off of things with a hunt?

>>38019403
well to be honest it wasn't that we were beaten by elle but cheat hax powder.

>>38019341
>Maybe take your mind off of things with a hunt?
big things!

>>38019341
>>That's your cue! Do some training. Maybe speed. Or midair web dodging.
New evidence suggests we may require non-murder conflict resolution.

>>38019341
>>That's your cue! Do some training. Maybe speed. Or midair web dodging.
Does anyone else think Elie's next evolution is going to be able to make coloured silk and do away with the dyes?

>>38019341
>>That's your cue! Do some training. Maybe speed. Or midair web dodging.

>>38019341
>That's your cue! Do some training. Maybe speed. Or midair web dodging.

>>38019341
>Maybe take your mind off of things with a hunt?
Now with moth bait!

>>38019341
>>Maybe take your mind off of things with a hunt?

Training takes the victory!
Gimme 3d100, please!

Rolled 4, 80, 22 = 106 (3d100)

>>38019548

Rolled 58, 7, 11 = 76 (3d100)

>>38019548
Triple 1 inc

Rolled 57, 65, 16 = 138 (3d100)

>>38019548
>>38019548

Rolled 3, 88, 86 = 177 (3d100)

>>38019548
it begins.

Rolled 74, 36, 99 = 209 (3d100)

>>38019548

58 80 and 22!
Writing!

>>38019614
That 22 is worrying me.

>>38019556
>>38019561
>22
>snakeeyes
double dubs
too bad both are low

>>38019706
nah it's just training

Waitaminute.

Is elle saying we're not strong enough because we keep wearing frumpy tunics into battle?

>>38020333
no she's talking to the half-elf.

>>38019341
>"I'm half-elf not half-spider."
We're half elf too. Your half human side better git gud, Lann.

>>38020378
Yeah, but we aren't exactly fighting in a ballroom gown either, are we?

>>38020401
We'd be too embarrassed to fight in a ballroom gown, especially with Nin drooling at the sight.

>>38020401
well i think her displeasure is more at the colour pallet lann chose instead of the designe

>>38020451
Also true!
>>38020462
hm. What color are we using? Just white for everything?

>>38019341
>"I'm half-elf not half-spider."
should we explain to her that most spiders are not as insane as our family?

>>38020333

Elle isn't that dumb, Lyra would "train" her for even thinking such a thing.

>>38020476
yeah i think it's never realy been brought up what the color of our clothes is.

>>38020401
Elle probably wouldn't even want us to fight in a ballroom gown. It'd get all frayed and tattered, and you know how she is about her silk.

>>38020502
So next time she gets uppity, we need to start fraying bits of nicely woven silk?

Perhaps some nice heat deformation?

>>38020502
well, it WOULD give her an excuse to make more gowns.

You need- in order, no less- Exercise, distraction and training.
Getting caught by Elle and Nin, even with their cheating... it's a little embarrassing.

So you'll combine them all!
Exercise and training for you, and the distraction of giving lessons to the resident moth and snake.
Jin needs a bit more room to train, and Sheszka is finally starting to wake up, at least.

You voice your opinions to Nin, who hurries off to grab her training gear- returning with a light wooden rapier and a spark in her eye. You set her up to run through forms. She's been training with your Mom on and off, hasn't she? It'd be best to check where she is now.

And as for Ezzy-
You unwind the snake from your neck dropping her down to the arena floor, where she immediately spools back into her coils. You snag one of her 'weights', a simple stone, from a pile of similar pieces. And then you drop it on top of her.
It's smaller than she can lift. Warm up is important.
You don't want people hurt.

"Lyyyyyraaaaa."
"Yes?"
"The ssstone isss too cooooold."
You sigh, planting a finger against the center of the rock, veins glowing in your hands already.

It only takes a few moments before the lamia is making satisfied noises, and move back into your own work, running forms and shadow fighting.

Ugh.

Barely ten minutes in, and already...
You're kind of rusty, at least in regards to the disciplined workouts your mother would inflict.
You shake yourself off, just a little, and push back hard.
Training doesn't beat you.
Nothing beats you.

You give little hisses as you push yourself, spear swinging and sweat stinging your eyes.
Half pressure release, half spider-growling.
You move through the patterns you've been taught, been drilled with, speeding up, slowing down, over and over.

>>38020606
Nin is right beside you throughout- not at your speeds, and not your patterns- but she gives her all just the same, lunging, dancing away from imagined attacks, parries and ripostes.
Not bad at all.

_________________________________________________________

You cool off easily enough.
Your shield fills with water, which you then dump over your head, washing away sweat and plastering your face with your own hair.
Jin gets a laugh from it.
Nin refuses the impromptu shower, but steals the buckler to have a drink.
And Esmerelda-

Ezzy apparently found the rock to be the perfect temperature, and coiled around it for a nap.
You prod the snake.

"Nnnnssss-"
"Lazy snake."
"Lamia."
"Lazy lamia, then, yes."

"Not lazy."
"Workout involve work, yes. Not sleep."
"What?"

She half uncoils, pushing away from the stone and looking down, wiping at her eyes.
"Oh."
"Oh?"
"I was tired."

You smirk, offering a hand. She yawns behind her fingers as she twist up your chitin, perching on your shoulder and stretching.

>If you are awake now, maybe you should hunt your own dinner, yes?
>You will be lifting stones before you get any food tonight.
>Lazy snakes.
>Other (?)

>>38020621
>If you are awake now, maybe you should hunt your own dinner, yes?

>>38020621
>If you are awake now, maybe you should hunt your own dinner, yes?
let's see how the snake hunts.

>>38020621
>>Lazy snakes.

I wouldn't make her train without food, or get her own food. She doesn't know the forest in this area.

>>38020621
>>If you are awake now, maybe you should hunt your own dinner, yes?

>>38020654
That's why we make a maze for her and plop a gnome or a brownie in it or something.

>>38020621
>Lazy snakes.
Ezzy is our travel-size rogue. She doesn't need to be buff.

>>38020715
or prehaps one of those horned rabbits gnome might be a bit to much for her

>>38020621
>Lazy snakes.
>If you are awake now, maybe you should hunt your own dinner, yes?

I worry about making ezzy fight anything.

I mean, even the gnomes are like, her size. Wheras they were tiny for us.

Hunting on your own?
Of course!
Esmerelda is an adult!

>>38020715
Do people want to stick her in a maze, or head out somewhere to hunt?

>>38020857
let's just track down something good for her to hunt nothing fancy.

>>38020857
Head out with her

>>38020857
Whatever allows us to intervene the second she starts losing.

>>38020857
Stick her in a maze.

>>38020857
Go out to hunt, she is perfectly capable of handling something small, and we are there anyway.
She won't learn to fight properly by never doing it.

Outside! Snake in the wilds!

Alright, writing!

I'll take 1d100, though.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>38021068

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>38021068
ded snak

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>38021068

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>38021068

>>38021068
Hey.
Have we had a chance to have bacon yet?
Was it included that time we ordered a whole pig?

We need a regular source of bacon.

>>38021169
Why?

>>38021217
>why
>why do you need bacon on the regular

It would improve all of our lives.
That, and having a good frying pan.

>>38021256
I will never understand this obsession people have with bacon, sure it's nice, but there are better things out there.

>>38021318
I gotta say, it's in the top 3 of all meats.

>>38021332
>Venison
>Veal
>Duck
No, no it really isn't

>>38021369
I rate it higher than venison at least.
And veal is all gross.

I haven't had duck, but I hear it's very gamey.

>>38021318
HERESY *BLAM*
Oh wrong Universe sry 'bout that

>>38021369

>Liking veal

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>38021393
If this is about ethics, rose veal is a thing....

>>38021393
well, he could be rich.
Rich people eat all sorts of disgusting-but-expensive food.

>>38021411
It's physically gross.
I need a tougher, leaner meat.
Which is almost the opposite of bacon, but I also want bacon. It's like fuckin' candy.

>>38021428
You have clearly never had a good veal schnitzel then.

>>38021411

I don't give a fuck about ethics, animals are food unless they are pets.

Veal just tastes fucking awful, I've eaten Veal in London, England, Quebec in Canada, and 7 different states in AMERICA.

It tastes fucking awful regardless of where it was raised or who prepared it.

>>38021440
>but it's good if it's tenderized and batter fried!

Anon, I could make rotten eggs and grasshopper patties taste good if they were batter fried.

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>>38021169
Only bacon from a megaboar would do though.

>>38021453
At least you tried...
Also it is a matter of personal taste and as such very subjective in nature.

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>>38021469
I dunno, we don't NEED to be eating giant monsters.

It's not like we're getting food XP.

>>38021481

Nah, I'm certain that Veal is one of those things you pretend to like and whenever it comes time to eat it you just batter-fry the fucking thing.

Slathering literally ANYTHING in batter and frying it makes it taste amazing, I know, I've tried, my current most awful thing that turned out okay is an Everything burrito with some chocolate spiders pushed into it.

>>38021481
Indeed. Each to their own.

I am not saying that a good steak is not heavenly, I am merely saying that I am quite fond of veal.

>>38021525
>Eating spiders
H-how could you!

>>38021525
>some chocolate spiders pushed into it.
You...you eat spiders?

I think you're in the wrong thread, anon.

>>38021504
Maybe we need a cooking stat at some point?
We've been doing some, and we're pretty good at barbecues.

>>38021608
>>38021583
Lyra should make chocolate spiders if she ever gets guests.

>>38021637
aaand now I'm imagining old-lyra living in her spider cottage somewhere making sweeties for the village kids.
Who may or may not be terrified of her as per spooky-old-lady rules.

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>>38021583
>>38021608

These kind you ninnies.

The reason they were "awful" is because the person making them fucked up with the powder and it was basically biting into coarse dirt.

>>38021707
>>38021708
>old lady lyra dealing with trick or treaters
these are good thoughts.

>>38021469
What is this? A boar for lamias?

>>38021835

For some reason I can't imagine Old Lady Lyra doing these kinds of things without a "But on the horizon..an enemy crests" and Lyra despite being positively ancient and tired heads back into her nest and straps her armor on.

It makes me sad.

>>38021895
All we need to do is have a good batch of kids, then we never have to worry about it again.

>>38021854
A boar. An example/reference for a monster boar. This one's from RWBY, but I can search for other boars.

>>38021917

>want Lyra/Nin as OTP
>also want Lyra to have kids way down the line

WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS.

>>38021946

Magic.

>>38021946
Its a high-magic setting.
I'm not concerned about that.

Just needs some upgrades to the lewd powder[/spioler]

>>38021983
>>38021989
I'm going to choose to believe there is no such magic.

>>38021946
>Thinking these are mutually exclusive.

There's nothing Lyra can't do eventually. Nothing.
Reality and logic are intimidated by giant spiders, after all.

>>38021946
Nin has an even greater need for moth babies.

>>38022017

Then we simply have to evolve parthenogenesis.

Besides, the only reason to have sexual reproduction is to make the Offspring more awesome, and the only people Lyra can breed with to make her children ever MORE awesome would be her sisters so it's completely unnecessary.

>>38021946

Fluffy Spider Babies

>>38022017

Then let's copy the fucking Asari and have ULTRA FLUFFY SPIDERLINGS!

YEAH!

>>38022057
from as far as i get how awesome monster babies are is not based on genetics but rather on how they are raised.

>>38022057
I'm also relatively certain we're not angling for any kind of parthenogenesis evolution.
I mean, we've not been training reproduction via budding or anything, so it's extremely unlikely.
>>38022075
Nah, not into it.
And we -already- have fluffy spider baby stories, so getting more would be pointless.

>>38022057
But we're awesome partly because we're a spider/elf mix breed. Seems genetic diversity is the key, not inbreeding.

>>38022082

That isn't defeating nor supporting his argument.

>>38022017
Thats no problem.
We just pitch it to Sara as magic research idea.
Then there will be such magic.

>>38021943
He's talking about how small the image is. It's practically a thumbnail.

>>38022104
But by that time nin will have gotten over her phase.

>>38022096
>I'm also relatively certain we're not angling for any kind of parthenogenesis evolution.
>I mean, we've not been training reproduction via budding or anything, so it's extremely unlikely.
What do you think the headpatting is, anon?

Later, it turns out nin was being entirely platonic. Like one bro complimenting the other on his sterling pecs and giving them brograbs.

Speaking of Monster Babies. Nye has retired from adventuring after a they took down the Viking Vengence God, a exceptionall fluffy spider has now joined the Mothia in his place, also The Mothia has had their first PC death, I'm on my phone so I'll let you guess who died until I get to a computer

>>38022119
>phase
True love has no time limit.

>>38022119
>implying it's not just Phase 1 of her plan to rule the continent as her chosen puppet ruler's consort

>>38022150
You're just going through a phase, sweetie.
>>38022148
so that plan to re-seduce death failed, eh?

>>38022144
Don't you mean brojobs?
>>38021946
>Implying a queen can't have multiple consorts.

>>38022107
Oops. Sorry.

>>38022096
Well if none of our pitched ideas work, plan B (or is it E?): "Which of you Moths and Spiders is a worthy donor for the Queen and her bride?"

I'm sure Sara will succeed though.

>>38022119
Why do you hate love, anon? Were you jilted by a Butterfly?

>>38022204
Obviously she can.
Nin, Jin, Lann, Sara

>>38022229
Because
nin is worst girl

>>38022229
Honestly all the pitched ideas to have kids with our party member are kind of creepy and make me frustrated.

Inter-party relationships are my absolute least favorite.

I'm of the opinion that waifus kill quests and we're using up valuable thread space with this garbage.
That said, Sheszka best girl.

>>38022266
You want Jin's headfeathers, don't you Anon?
Or are Wolf girl face lickings more your style?

>all these childhood friend ends
Come on guys, you know those never work out.

Seranthis route is true route.

>>38022300
I'm sorry I brought it up. I just wanted us to have kids in future-lyra scenario so we are free to make sweeties.

>>38022321
I agree 100%. Fuck childhood friend romances.

>>38022321
Only Jin is our childhood friend.
The others are more, teenager friends.

>>38022320
None of the above

>>38022340
You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaack

>>38022374
My gentleman spider of African decent.

>>38022340
>I just wanted us to have kids in future-lyra scenario
Apparently so do most.
We just haven't decided if its going to be magic ort parthogenesis.
Which admittely would also be magic, but then we are a giant spider, its pretty much always going to boil down to magic.

>>38022374
I'm with you anon, Lann is best girl. Lyra needs someone her own maturity.

>>38022407
>completely ignoring the option of a male romance
Fuck off with that.

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>>38022374
Lann route confirmed.

"Well, then."
The tiny lamia cocks her head at you- not so much in confusion as it is an attempt to lean around your face and look you in the eye.

Which is hilarious and adorable all the same.
"If the lazy snake is awake-"
"Lamia."
"Then she can hunt her own dinner, can't she?"
"What?"

You grab her again, raising her high above you as you clamber off the side of the arena.
"Onwards, yes. To food!"
Jin manages to hop behind you as you go- when she's conscious, it seems her grip is strong enough to keep her anchored now.
Of course, it is dependant on the laziest harpy of all being conscious.
And it is probably a very good thing that your skull is basically indestructible.

Jin has some serious talons.

Ezzy on the other hand, squeezes her eyes shut and clings to your fingers all the way down.
Dad shoots you a strange look as you pass him by out of the nest.
Not enough to say anything, but enough to look up. Maybe that's lucky?

You reach the forest floor in no time at all, at which point you have to wait for the two girls clambering down the ladders to join you.
You left Lann behind, but she's on vacation.

Standing idly at the foot of your house, being glared at by an angry snake. Lamia.
"That was unecessary."
"When you grow up, one day you will thank me."
"I am an adult."

"Yes, yes."
"You-"
"Why do you hiss sometimes?"
"It is a warning. 'I am about to bite you now go away'."

"What? No. I mean when you talk, yes? Like, sometimes would be sssometimesss."
She reddens under your questions, turning her head so her hair hides her face.
"It is- It is just a bad habit. It is not anything to worry about!"
"Oh, I see, yes. A bad habit."
"Sssshhhhh!"

You giggle a bit, heading out once you're joined by your friends.


___________________________________________

It isn't the easiest hunt.
For starters, the kinds of things you can hunt, and the kinds of things Ezzy can take on-
They are several degrees apart. Maybe more.

>>38022421
I'm just being realistic here.

>>38022461
You are literally using the excuse of "it's fantasy and I don't have to try to be realistic" to explain these things.

>>38022421
IT'S TO LATE ANON! THE /U/ BOATS HAVE LAUNCHED! SAVE YOURSELF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJAwCBbnuc

>>38022444
Definitely more.

Not impossible, though.
Creeping through the undergrowth- creeping above the undergrowth- you find a small group of horned rabbits.
Just rabbits.

Not electric rabbits or murder rabbits or devil rabbits or anything else.
Rabbits.

You unleash the snake.
Ezzy tries to shoot you a dignified look as she slithers away, but it's heavily masked by her non-existent stature. Oh well.

She creeps up on a smaller rabbit- and strikes.
She flashes out of a pile of leaves, snapping herself around the rabbits neck and sinking her fangs in as the rest explode outwards, fleeing with everything they have.

Unfortunately, Sheszka is there, with a canines inevitable instinct to chase things.
They taste good, at least.

Esmerelda's victim twitches a few times, leg kicking weakly as venom and a definitive lack of air take their toll.
She uncoils all at once as it stills, raising herself as far as she can, hands on her hips.

"Sssee! I can hunt for myself!"
You applaud, though you can't resist the comment.
"You are hissing again, yes?"
Her hands clap over her mouth a second later.

_________________________________________________________


Dinner is pleasant enough.
Ezzy actually seems happy to be eating her own kill. A mark of pride, maybe? Or a bigger thing for a Lamia?
No, when mom sent you hunting... She was very proud, too. A monster thing, then.

I'm personally fond of the Esmerelda route.

Tiny Snek will eventually become bigger Snek but will always be Tiny Snek and have Tiny Snek vs Giant Spider arguments that lack any sort of venom despite being Snek and Spidah.

>>38022500
Has Ezzy not been hunting on her own before?

She's already eaten herself fat, her coils lumpy with the amount of meat she consumed, her length half around your neck- and her human body flopped across your shoulder and further.

"Thank you."
"For the hunt?"
"Yes."
"Is it that big of a thing?"
"For monsters. A part of growing up."

"Then you...?"
"No. I was- I am- Even the hissing. It is something children do. I shouldn't be..."
"It is fine, yes? Not something to worry about."
"I don't know."
"Lyra hisses when she gets angry, yes."

"Thank you, Jin."
"You do?"
"Spider language is hisses and clicks, yes. So, when I get a little too upset-"
"You hiss and click."
"Yes."

The lamia chuckles to herself, coiling tighter, hugging her own length as she leans into you for heat.
"I will remember that, then."
"Mhm."

>Start finding a caravan in the morning. A plan should be put into place!
>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
>Other (?)

>>38022490
Yeah... how about no.

>>38022526
>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.

>>38022526
>>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.

Just for a scene of her fussing over our armor and weapons

>>38022421
Too late for that, anon. Much too late.
Try Scorpion Girl or Endless Sky Ace Combat. They have husbandos.

>>38022483
Parthogenesis is a thing though.

Besides you missing completly the point, but still.

>>38022526
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
LAST CALL

EARTHBENDER IS LEAVING TOWN

IF YOU WANT ANYTHING BUILT, NOW IS THE TIME
>>38022556
catchy song, though.

>>38022588
It's not a realistic thing for spiders.

You don't get to claim to be realistic when your entire plan hinges on inventing unknown magics to fill in for how impossible it is.
>>38022584
Nah, not too late. We have this discussion every time it's brought up.

>>38022526
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
Last chance to convince Sara of all the sights she can see with us, all the libraries of dead wizards to plunder.

>>38022526
>>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
Time for the big sister to make sure her tiny siblings are all right when she leaves. Boo hoo.

>>38022526
>Start finding a caravan in the morning. A plan should be put into place

>>38022526
>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.

>>38022526
>>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.
>>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.

>>38022526
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
Helping is good, yes

>>38022584
Scorp quest is ded

>>38022626
>It's not a realistic thing for spiders.
Neither is two completly different species having viable offspring.
And yet, here we are.

>>38022526
>>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.
>>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.

Do both over dinner or something

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>>38022626
Why are you the only one not having fun, anon?

>>38022526
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.

>>38022526
>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.

One last training session, maybe?

>>38022680
Yeah. hence why saying "oh but it's so realistic!" is the dumbest thing possible.
>>38022686
>immediately assuming only one person dislikes the shit you constantly pull
If you keep doing that, then I'm going to make the same counterassumption and say you're samefagging.

>>38022626

Why isn't it a realistic thing for spiders?

Fucking sharks do it all the time, hell, Hammerhead sharks do it.

So do crayfish and various other crustaceans, it's common among insects.

>>38022715
>Yeah. hence why saying "oh but it's so realistic!" is the dumbest thing possible.
Are you really dumb or are you just pretending?

That is obviously not what he meant with "I'm being realistic".

>>38022726
Because spiders don't do it, anon.
Your fault for bringing up realism on something that isn't actually realistic.

>>38022680
I really don't see the point in choosing anyone, or a sexual orientation yet, we still have people to meet, and Lyra is still very young.

>>38022526
>Check your siblings. Make sure everyone is ready and set up for what they want to do.
Then we can bug mom for any last minute things our siblings want.

>>38022740
If he was being realistic in that sense, he would have acknowledged we're never having kids and the quest will end long before that ever becomes a consideration.

>>38022715
I was pretty clearly referring to your comment of me ignoring the possibility of a male romance.
I have no idea how you could possibly understand from that calling the magic thing being realistic.

>>38022781
Realistically, we're not going to have any romance, with how things are going.

>>38022726
It is kind of a shitty contrivance just for the sake of lewd

Can we have female friends that a close, but don't want to fuck for once?

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Awyiss, spiderquest.

Does Elle have experience making extra warm clothes rather than thin lacy stuff?

>>38022766
We aren't choosing anyone...


I think you hetfags take this sort of banter waayyy too serious for your own good.
It doesn't actually impact the quest in any fashion.

>>38022805
This.
It's a real shitty contrivance, and I really hate interparty relationships like this.
>>38022818
Of course not, fancy clothes 100%

>>38022779
It was pretty obviously not meant serious.
You are just absurdly overreacting to it.

We should waifu adventure, like mom.

Get our spiderbutt in gear and go see new things and places. Meet new people, find giant monsters and eat them. Leave romance for a few years down the road, we're two months old.

>>38022819
I dunno, the /u/s seem to be pretty serious about this shit.
They get all outraged when you assert that some people might not like the thing they like.

>>38022757

I didn't bring it up fucker, and you have no proof that Spiders DON'T do it; the only time it doesn't show up as a viable method is in mammals, but some mammals can reproduce through gynogenesis.

>>38022526
>Bug Mom. Get together a set of gear for when you go.
we should probably let her know we are leaving after all. God knows what she would do to Aria if we disappeared without warning.

>>38022841
>waifu adventure
We are pretty clearly doing exactly that.

>>38022805

I'm not even arguing for Friendmance or Lewd in any form, I'm just pointing out that parthenogenesis is a thing that isn't unrealistic for giant spider monsters.

>>38022847
Of course you brought it up, as there's only one of you.
And we have no actual instances of spider parthenogenesis anywhere, says google.

>>38022803
We're not even done with puberty yet Anon...
>>38022805
I wish we could Anon.

>>38022878
By our current system? It's unrealistic as fuck.
You can't train parthenogenesis.

>>38022844

Even if someone were in theory, serious about this.
It doesn't matter, because its not something we have a say in, until REQM gives us one.
Then you can complainwhen it could possibly ever have any sort of influence on the quest.
But currently it can't.

>>38022844
Feels like it's the hetfags more though. Partially because they keep trying to shoot down every idea while putting forth none of their own. It ends up feeling like they're trying to kill other people's good time as a result.

>>38022908
Yeah, for real.
Let's just be a young girl who's maximum level of romance is "puppydog crush that will last like a couple months', like all young girls are.

Alright, we'll bug mom and then your siblings!

Writing!

>>38022911

You can't train having a giant unremovable skull of some animal that may or may not actually exist on your butt either

Maybe adoption is the answer

>>38022916
They just like crying about it every chance they get. It's distressingly common, and increasingly boring each time.

>>38022883
No, actually the one who "brought it up", was me.
Although I have still a hard time grasping how you could possibly read that as referring to the methods of reproduction, instead of the joking jab at the "possibility of male romance" that it actually was.
Not sure why you are so intensly butthurt about this.

>>38022924
Every time a hetfag brings this shit up, you guys immediately shoot it down just as harshly. And then you go on to claim it's always the hetfags bringing it up.
Meanwhile, I try to have good times with old lady lyra and the /u/fags shoot it down with their talk about how much they want to fuck moths

>>38022844
Could be worse, they could actually be from /u/.
Though when they came over to, and shortly left in disgust from, Strike Witches Quest, it was hilarious

>>38022956
Why are you so angry about this that you bring /v/ terms into it?
Why can you not accept someone liking thing you don't like, to the point where you need to go on rants at people who even suggest it is a possibility?

>>38022805
Well said anon, well said.

>>38022995
Are you mislinking?
Because I don't know how your post relates to mine at all, given that I didn't express the slightest hint of anger, and not ever having visited /v/ I havge no idea what in my post could be a /v/ term.

>>38022968
God fucking damn it, anon.
Stop this shit. It escalated enough.
We just need people to change subject and cool the fuck down. Can you help with that?

god this whole debate is nothing more then a shit flinging fight about something that will have no meaning on the quest in a very long time, why can't we just bury the hatchet until the time actualy comes for this to be relevant.

>>38022805

Gotta play devil's advocate here too, can we have male friends and not want to fuck them as well?

>>38023036
Butthurt, going on about how it's impossible for anything but what you like to happen, etcetera.

It seems like you are extremely personally invested in people who don't like what you like.

>>38023042

Because I like my hatchet clean and well-taken care of up until the point I bury it into someone.

>>38023046
Yes and no.
Yes, obviously.
But also no, because shipping.

>>38022924
What about that one guard in the village
>>38023046
Sure.

>>38023046
does the blacksmith count?

>>38023056
I, what?
I think I lost you. Where did I express any opinion on other peoples likes?


And "butthurt", predates /v/ as term by years.

>>38023046
>male friends
Hard to do that when we can't have male friends in the first place.

>>38023105

Fairly certain someone made a joke about that a thread or two ago.

So no, he doesn't.

>>38023114
Around the time you were claiming that only your tastes were realistic, and insisting anyone who disagreed was "butthurt".

>>38022673
>Scorp quest is ded

And we all know why: Husbandos a shit

>>38023136
>Around the time you were claiming that only your tastes were realistic
Literally no one in this entire thread did this.
So you can't even misread the chain of comments or anything.
So I'm seriously left to wonder.
What the fuck anon?

>>38023215
Actually it was because the author sort of painted himself into a corner with extremely dire problems and no real way of solving them. That and normal quest curses interrupting schedules.

Good attempt to re-start the waifu fires, though.

>>38023215
>implying it isn't the QMs fault

>>38023240
There was that guy ranting on about how only lesbian end is realistic, and you just insisted everyone arguing against you was butthurt a few posts ago.
Stop being so angry about people disliking what you like.

>>38023240
Not him, but >>38022461 was stating that they considered only a /u/boat to be realistic.

>>38023215

Pretty sure there are running husbando having quests.
I don't read any, but I have been told they exist.

>>38023284
i know of one ace combat quest and that is i think the only one.

>>38023277
>There was that guy ranting on about how only lesbian end is realistic
There was no one ranting about this.
A single line, is not a rant, anon.

And >>38022461
Was making a jest in referenc eto the eternal complaint that FemMCs allegedly always end up /u/.
Nothing more. And yes, the disproportional reaction to that single line and absurd misreading of it, were definitly more than it warranted by far.

I'm disappointed in you, anon.

Yes, you specifically.

There was a call to end this madness, but you fanned the flames instead.

Why didn't you stop?

>>38023325
Well, the single line, and like a dozen responses after that getting angry at anyone who told him it wasn't realistic at all.

Can't deal with someone telling him it's not realistic, after all. Oh lord no.

>>38023338
Hetfaggotry and /u/boating are serious mental conditions. They literally can not stop.
Send help.

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>>38023338
Some anons just want to watch the thread burn.

I will remember this next time I wish to talk about that cute scared guardsman and it gets shot down.

>>38023403
Huh, we should really talk to him sometime.
Not to romance him necessarily, but I liked him.

>>38023403
Talking's fine.
It's loud shipping arguments that blow.

>>38022818
>Elle
She will never, ever make anything but fancyclothes.
>>38023447
>>38023448
I want to spend more time spooking him.
But more importantly-

WE SHOULD USE OUR FINGERLESS GLOVES, A BANDANA, AND A CONVENIENT ROCK TO ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO TALK TO THAT SCAREDY CENTAUR.

I refuse to have never had talked to him.

>>38023403
>>38023447
Maybe we could say hi to him before we leave.

>>38023403
Pretty sure he gets often everytime we visit or plan to visit the village and someone tries to bring him up on some contrivance.
Don't remember any shooting down of it though.
Just lack of reaction. Because, well, he doesn't really have a character beyond, "he is easily scared".

>>38023338
This is my first post actually.
On the other hand, I was saying REQM should nip this shit in the bud like 5 months ago, so I'm placing all blame there anyway.

>>38023474
Last time I brought it up I got a half dozen replies about how we never talk to him and how it's so far fetched for us to every be friends with him and how it's impossible impossible impossible!

So, you know, there's that.

>>38023468
Good Idea,

>>38023479
He is nipping it in the bud as much as he can, by not giving us any say in it.

>>38023485
Don't remember that, care to link it?

>>38023468
That reminds me, Centaurs are monster folk right?
I never saw a description for them in the pastebin.
There should probably be one for Lamias now too.

>>38023485
Well to be fair, it is pretty far fetched, considering that we are pretty busy doing things in which he would get insta-murdered.

>>38023494
nah, as we're at 74 threads and we don't have a consistent name for him.

The closest I could come to an accurate heuristic is searching for "hetfag" and filtering through every waifu war we've ever had.

And fuck you for saying anyone should do that.

>>38023534
He claimed it was a thing that apparently happened and my recollection in that regard was faulty.
Otherwise I'm gonna have to assume he was just making shit up, and I didn't want to do that without at least giving a chance of proving his point.

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>>38023533
It's a real good pairing though. S'cute.
And we don't need to take him on the party. Inter-party romances suck.
and they always die

>>38023468
This is brilliant. We shall stealth fully befriend the arachnophobic centaur without him ever being the wiser.

>>38023569
Actually, all you wanted was a way to easily discount anything anyone but you says.

I can't recall a single time /u/ has ever NOT shot down hetfags.
Please cite instances where they didn't give them shit over it.

You know, because asking someone to search all the waifu wars is completely legit.

>>38023533
To be fair, Lann is almost as squishy.

>>38023494
Yeah, he sure is dealing with it great, as shown by all these arguments (and for that matter, all the waifu-talk even when it doesn't result in arguments).

This is not dealing with it, it's putting it off at best.

>>38023595
You know, you keep saying inter-party romances suck. Sure turned out terrible for our parents, huh. And I know you're going to say it's a PC specific complaint but seriously, it's a bad argument.

>>38023611
I've been pitching this plan for a while.

>>38023325
>FemMCs allegedly always end up /u/.
allegedly? its a fact

>>38023595
>It's a real good pairing though. S'cute.
I dunno. I reserve my judgement on how good a pairing is until a I actually , you know, know anything at all about the character.

I figure his personality would be sort of relevant to deciding that.
Find it rather odd that it isn't to you. But no accounting for taste, I guess.

>>38023647
>this sucks
>b-but that's not a good argument!
Doesn't change that it sucks.
Also, lyra is a curse. We've gone over this before.

>in this thread, waifufags won't shut the fuck up and play the damn game

>>38023494
Until he says 'you will be able to romance X, you can't romance Y', replacing either of those with dudes, ladies, monstergirls, normal humans, nobody at all, absolutely everything, etc, it's not nipped in the bud at all. Well, it can't get nipped in the bud anyway now since it's no longer bud-time as it were, but you know.

Languid nipped things in the bud. REQM certainly didn't.

>>38023623
All I asked for him to show the last titme he rbought up the nervous guard boy he got "shot down", when in my memory he gets brought up constantly without much reaction.
You made it about romance again.

>>38023670
I find it odd that you think we've gotten absolutely none of his personality when we've talked to him a few times and have at least a bit of it down.
Almost as if you are arguing for an objective rather than for what would be fun.

>>38023722
All I'm asking from you is a single time someone brought up het romance that wasn't shot down instantly.
He usually gets several responses when brought up. Usually dedicated to whatever excuse can be used to keep us from talking to him more. Currently, they're on "b-but he has no personaaality!"

>>38023724
>when we've talked to him a few times
No we haven't.
We have never talked to him even once.
We greeted him once.

Please quote such a alleged conversation.

>>38023754
we talk to him at the gates constantly.
Please cite a time we didn't at least greet him when we saw him.
Or, you know, stop trying to blackmail people into reading through 74 threads again in an attempt to claim a victory-by-absence.

>>38023787
I... uh. I think you're talking about two different people here. One guy's talking about the centaur, another the human guard.

>>38023284
>>38023301
Hellborn Quest

>>38023803
well, we've talked to the guard a few times, and have a pretty good handle on him being one of them "young hero" types.

The centaur though, yeah, we need to enact plan arachne-in-disguise if we want to talk to him.

Either that or just hang from the roof of his barn until he returns home, which is way more invasive I argue so it's a bad idea.

>>38023743
It's true though. He's a non-character. Talking about romancing him is retarded. Comparing romancing him with one of the gang is insulting. This is separate from the het/lesbian thing. If people were arguing to romance Nin's sister or whatever, that would be an actual fair comparison to talking about romancing guard dude.

Not that these anons would joyfully romance an actual male character of importance, but come on.

>>38023818

Hahaha oh poor fucking Baron

>>38023721
Is this your only quest?
Do you honestly think REQM explicitly bringing up the topic would be making people obsess LESS over it?
No. It'd be just giving people something specific to argue about, it'd be just worse.
REQM doesn't want it to be a thing, so he doesn't bring it up. And thats the right way to do it. He doesn't let us decide at all.
Because he doesn't want it to be a thing right now.

>>38023818
Maybe if Wolfgang had panned out.

>>38023839
Aaaand now I have a citation of /u/fags shooting it down literally every time he is brought up.

"No, we can't ever talk to him more! He's a noncharacter!"

>>38023803
That's an excellent topic to change to: centaurs.

Discuss evolutions, cultures, relationship with other races, galloping blessings, and more.

Please.

>>38023787
No, thats a different, older human guard we meet all the time anon. You got the characters confused.

>>38023861

Centaur father giving his Human daughter pony rides

>>38023875
We meet both constantly, anon.

>>38023887
my god now i want that as a picture.

>>38023787
>Please cite a time we didn't at least greet him when we saw him.
Hahahahah
He is literally sucha non-character, you can't even recognize if we talk to a completly different one.
The dude we meet at the gate all the time with the "Purpose of visit" is a different guy.

>>38023875
The old guard is pretty cool. I'd love to hang out with him more.

>>38023860
Good job citing out of context.

>>38023861
For some reason I really like the idea of centaurs being very British, I mean the empire kind.

>>38023887
>>38023861
I still am outraged by the lack of surfaces to hang upside down from in town.

>>38023903
>>38023920

>"Daddy! I want a pony for christmas!

He just puts a ribbon on his head

>>38023887
Cute.

But wouldn't his daughter also be a centaur? That would look awkward.

>>38023889
There is more than two guards anon.
The adventurer in the guild take shifts, Lann was guard a few times too.
We met the young one twice or so.

>>38023909
>The old guard is pretty cool
No, the old guy is a different one again.
There are a lot of guards. Every adventurer is guard from time to time.

>>38023887

This question is very, very important.

Adopted or Blood?

The answer determines whether I am absolutely disgusted or d'aawwwing.

>>38023908
And more proof of /u/ shooting anything involving male characters down instantly.

No, of course you can't like that scaredy guardsman we've seen a few times. You're confusing him with the old man! what, you're not? Then you're confusing him with this other guy!

God forbid anyone actually want to talk to the scaredy guy more.

>>38023920
this will be solved when we visit dwarven town plenty of cave ceilings to hang from there

>>38023937
>There is more than two guards anon.
The adventurer in the guild take shifts, Lann was guard a few times too.
We met the young one twice or so.
At no point was this in question. We still meet him constantly.

>>38023935
I was almost certain that children follow their mother race in this setting

>>38023938
Whatever makes it cuter for you anon

>>38023938
>Being disgusted by love.

>>38023935
possibly REQM has said it is possible for both monster and human offspring to come from a Multi race Union.

>>38023845
I've been questing for years anon. Is this YOUR first quest? This is a terrible approach because it leads to, well, this thread. Unless you're saying that this thread is, in fact, a mass-hallucination and if we load up the archives tomorrow we'll find a surprisingly short thread of high quality in its place, saying REQM has or is dealing with this issue well is blatantly false.

I've played through the worst waifu wars and with the best and most harmonious playerbases on the forum. I was there throughout Psion Quest. I was there in a quest that unanimously chose a waifu against 7 - 8 other characters. I'd say I have an idea of how handling romance well works. Part of that is recognizing that it's dependent on your playerbase, and it's easy as shit to see that the longer this is left unaddressed because 'it's not time yet', the bigger the bitchfest about whatever is decided in the end (regardless of what is decided, yes even if it's a 'romance whoever you want' non-decision). Actual romance can wait, clarifying the bounds of said romance should definitely not.

>>38023937
Okay, fair enough, but I still like the old guard and think he's pretty cool.

>>38023935
Maybe the mother is human?

>>38023965
>We still meet him constantly.
No we don't.
We meet guards a lot of times, we met the scared guy, twice or so.

>>38023988
>We only met him twice! Honest!
Citations please, with counts of how many times he was there VS how many times he wasn't.

Human daughter asking her centaur father why she can't wear his shoes

>>38023942
You are reaching serious levels of delusions right now anon.
You should probably stop posting for a few minutes.
There are a lot of guards. Only the old guy we actually see on a regular basis.
The other ones we meet are pretty much different guys each time.

I still want to meet that fat merchant again.
I liked him. He was one of those dumb types that do the best they can for their family.

>>38023971
>>38023981
>>38023986
It's just that I started imagining a smaller centaur riding on the back of a larger centaur.

It could still be cute conceivably, but also kind of funny.

>>38024007
Wouldn't you need to prove first those alleged "constant conversations" we have with him?
You are trying to prove the existence of a thing.

>>38024035
Care to create a complete citation of times we've visited the guards?
Because we've had him and the old man stuck together as a comedy pairing numerous times.

>>38023980

Horsedick doesn't have the charm that Horsepussy does.

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>>38024012
This. Can't we just get back to cute monstergirls doing cute things?

>>38024069
Says the guy saying we don't have any proof spiders DON'T have parthenogenesis.

Of course there's only two people in the thread, what are you, stupid?

>>38024073
No, the old guy is paired with a different one each time.
They don't show up as duo.
Did you honestly think it was always him with the old guy?
Understandable, I guess. Considering he literally has no other character trait except "he getrs scared".

>>38024081
Centaur boy going on his first date worried about the barnyard smell

Little Harpy girl desperately trying to figure out how to hold someones hand

A Lamia trying to get up to eye level with a boy she likes

A little moth not wanting to admit to her father she likes being petted

>>38024115
It's only a new guy sometimes, anon.
You're lying for the sake of, I don't know, making it so we never attempt to talk to a guardsman or something?

It's weird how averse you are to talking to any male characters for any length of time.

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>>38024073
Stop it.

We're talking about centaurs now.
End of story.

For example: I think they have horse related evolutions. Like pegasus, or Sleipnir.

Somehow- Against all odds, against the titanic forces arrayed against you-
You manage to wake yourself up at dawn. Before everyone leaves the nest for the day.

Maybe you can learn enough enchanting to invent things.
Like alarm clocks.

Waking up is hard.

Not when there's monsters involved, of course. But when there's warm sunlight and warm blankets and nothing to do.
Emergencies are easy.

You pull yourself up with the same sort of difficulty, slowly yawning and stretching yourself into something resembling a fully functional and awake member of society.
Spider society.
You almost nod off a few times, but with Ezzy wrapped securely around your throat, all you manage is a head dip. The second your chin contacts her rough scales, you snap back awake, glancing around before slowly starting to drift again.
You wonder what it takes to wake up early and stay up.

Coffee?
Does this world even have coffee?
And wasn't there something about spiders and coffee anyway?

But you're not really a spider, right? You'll look into it later.

Mom is up first, thankfully. Which allows you to bother her much easier.

"Well, well. Look who is up early this morning, yes."
"Is it you?"
"This is normal for me, dearheart."
"It's me, then?"
"Yes."

"I want to go back to sleep, yes."
She raises an eyebrow, smirking and waiting.
"Is there a reason you haven't yet?"
You blink slowly, rolling the question in your mind.

Questions? Questions...
"Questions!"
Your mother chokes down a laugh as your head snaps back up, loudly proclaiming your intent. She's even considerate enough to give you a few moments more before she tries to prod you along.

"And that question is...?"

"Stuff."
"Stuff?"
"What kind of stuff. What kind of stuff do you need for adventures, yes? Or traveling. Or caravan-ing."
"From dazed to full speed. You are a wonder, little one."
"I am a giant spider."

>>38024124
all of these made my heart smile i would love to see more of it.

>>38023485
>Last time I brought it up I got a half dozen replies about how we never talk to him and how it's so far fetched for us to every be friends with him and how it's impossible impossible impossible!
But seriously he's kinda a nobody to us.

>>38024138
She laughs, and beckons you to follow, leading you upstairs and into her treasury. Her voice trails behind her as you descend into the tree, echoing lightly in the enclosed space.
"Normally, a good start is clothes, bedding, travel gear and extra food, yes? And you build from there."
"Build?"
"Depending on what you are doing."
"Caravan-ing."
"Mhm."

She steps lightly at the bottom, leading you towards barrels and chests of stored goods.
"In any case- We are arachne, yes. And we can skip blankets and clothes if need be. You should still take them, of course. It is just not as bad if you lose them."
"Okay."
"A map and compass are a bit more important. Do you know how to use them?"

"The compass points... north, yes? And you need to look for landmarks."
"Yes, yes. You can even use the stars to tell exactly where you are. With the right tools."
"Really? How?"
"Magic, I think."
"You don't know how, then."
"Your father does, yes? And I cannot use magic, in any case."

>>38024131
I'm not writing the conversations anon. I don't decide how long guardsmen conversations go.

You are just really reaching now in your pathetic attempt to make this another shipping war thing

>>38023641
Lann is squishy, yes, but she's a far more experienced adventurer than that guy and she's a ranged specialist.

>>38024163

Well, neither can you. Not without help. You nod along, and she continues.
"Extra food is important. Always, always. Dried things, things that won't spoil. We eat a lot, yes."
"Mmm."
"Rope, you can skip. Hah. And fire starters, torches, you can skip. People take hatchets in case they need small amounts of lumber and the like. To build tents... But you have your magic. And you would need a very large tent, in any case."

"I would need to pull a whole tree over, yes."
"I may have done that."
"Yes?"
"Twice."

You share a laugh in the warm light of magic, and she starts to pull bits of kit out from all over. A neatly folded map, a worn compass. Cloths and bandages, what looks like magical stones, they all vanish into a backpack- Well, a squared sort of sack with a single, wide loop. Maybe for your waist?

You mother turns to you, loot in hand, a proud smile on your face, stepping up to you.
She stops short of actually handing it off, leaning forwards and squinting.
"Ah."
"Ah?"
"I think your little snake has grown a bit, yes."

Well, that would explain why it took so little movement to touch her with your chin.

>Deal with it later. After your sibling chats. You have plans for the day. Grand plans!
>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.
>Say 'Ezzy Hurraaaaaay!' in a very quiet voice. Continue conversation with mom.
>Other (?)

>>38024132
Fuck off trying to push your shitty husbando, anon. If you actually wanted to change topics you'd use a different one.

>>38024161
Doesn't change that he immediately gets shot down by the /u/ using any excuse they cobble together.
>>38024179
To be fair, you did exactly what he predicted you would do, and shot it down as fast as possible.

>>38024131
>It's only a new guy sometimes, anon.
To be fair, we wouldn' really know.
Its not like any of them except the old guy ever get distinguished by anything.

>>38024187
>>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.

Bigger tiny dirt snake!

>>38024187
>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.
let's let her sleep for now the time will come.

>>38024187
>Deal with it later. After your sibling chats. You have plans for the day. Grand plans!

>>38024187
>Say 'Ezzy Hurraaaaaay!' in a very quiet voice. Continue conversation with mom.

>>38024187
>>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.

>>38024229
It's most likely they're always the same guy whenever they get scared, as only a new adventurer would be scared of arachne around here.

It's not like we have visual descriptions of anything anywhere, though.
I mean, what COLOR is our shirt right now?

>>38024187
>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.

>>38024232
>>38024187
>Deal with it later. After your sibling chats. You have plans for the day. Grand plans!
wait fuck miss pasted my voted i wanted this one.

>>38024187
>>Say 'Ezzy Hurraaaaaay!' in a very quiet voice. Continue conversation with mom.

>>38024187
>Deal with it later. After your sibling chats. You have plans for the day. Grand plans!
lazy snakes

>>38024204
>and shot it down as fast as possible
Shot, what down?
Him being a character we know anything about?
Well, yeah. Because he isn't. Are you seriously suggesting he is?

>>38024187
>Say 'Ezzy Hurraaaaaay!' in a very quiet voice. Continue conversation with mom.
>other (?)
Has dad made any progress on that rock that will help us find each other?

>>38024187
>>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.
She's going to pop her lid she is.

>>38024187
>>Deal with it later. After your sibling chats. You have plans for the day. Grand plans!
Oh hey Ezzy evolved. Into a scarf.

It's interesting that Lyra is so off kilter in spite of her lifetime of memories as a human. Also, lacking certain skills such as map reading, but that's to be expected from a IT person from a future setting: no real call for it.

>>38024254
>It's most likely they're always the same guy whenever they get scared, as only a new adventurer would be scared of arachne around here.
Lyra is the only arachne who comes to town, except her siblings. We got explicitly told that.
And Giant Spiders are pretty damn scary.

>>38024163
>Mom assumes using stars for direction is magic.
Oh mom. Sometimes I forget you're a huge dork like Lyra.

>>38024187
>Include snake celebrations in those plans. Start by waking her up.

>>38024204
>Doesn't change that he immediately gets shot down by the /u/ using any excuse they cobble together.
What gets shot down? Romance attempts?
You don't need excuses to not romance the first carrier of an Y chromosome to come into view.

>>38024286
shot down the idea of him having any more screentime, us ever being friends with him, any idea of romance, whatever.

Any idea that mentions him is shot down immediately by people like you.

Even the ones where we are out to spook him because it is known he is easily spookable.

Long story short, there's a lot of shooting down going on in this quest, not just one sided.

>>38024154

A Little girl braiding her centaur father's tail

Tiny spiders racing each other to the top of their father's head

A little boy playing cowboys off his centaur father's back

Little Lamia trying to help her father with the dishing that are bigger than she is

A little harpy girl trying to warm some chicken eggs

A spider girl giving her father a poorly hand made tie for father's day

I'm sure I can do more....

>>38024323
We also got explicitly told that anyone who's around here for a while is used to monsters, and people who are -that- scared of arachne get openly laughed at.

>>38024336
>the first carrier of an Y chromosome to come into view.
That'd be the old guy, and I'd be totally down for that.

>>38024337
We have more closer friends and important things to spend REQM's writing time on than him.

Why should we give any fucks about him? He's a one or two times funny background event. And absolutely nothing fucking more.

>>38024336
>what get shot down?
Literally any proposed interaction with him at all, including spooking him for funsies.

You'll find any instance of him being talked about is also paired with people like you doing their damndest to make sure he never gets talked about.

>>38024357
Not really no.
He was laughed at because he tried to put up a brave face and raise his weapon at us.
That was the part people usually know better than.

>>38024198
Holy shit. That's not what I was doing at all.
I don't even like husbandos. I just wanted the thread to stop this arguing nonsense. I legitimately want to talk about species more than individuals.

And then you go and start shit.
Go fuck yourself, you cancer.

>>38024311
>that's to be expected from a IT person from a future setting
We should try to use that knowledge. Maybe we can experiment with our earth powers to make our silk into fiber optics.

>>38024374
>like you
Nice projectin'