>Hey, don’t worry… I’ll bring you out to play.

>>38028553
>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>So did you end up having Netflix?
I must know.

>>38028553

>>38028553
>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.

>>38028553
>>>Hey, don’t worry… I’ll bring you out to play.
>>So did you end up having Netflix?

I really need an answer about netflix

>>38028553
>>38028638
This is me. Not sure why it's blank.
>Hey, don’t worry… I’ll bring you out to play.

>>38028553
>>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>>So did you end up having Netflix?
Spend a bit more time with SA. If it's important they'll let us know.

>>38028553
>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>So did you end up having Netflix?

>>38028553
>>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>So did you end up having Netflix?

>>38028553
>>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>>So did you end up having Netflix?

>>38028553
>>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>>So did you end up having Netflix?
If they keep bugging us to wake up, we should invite them in.

>>38028846
Reach out in our sleep and pull 'em in?

>>38028553
Nice to see this busty babe again, feels like it's been a while

Calling for:
>Sleeping is fine, its been a busy week.
>So did you end up having Netflix?

>>38028992
I think you missed last couple of times I ran, is all.

>>38029060
45 Minutes.
I demand magical girls.

>>38030067
You'll get none and be happy about it.

>>38030067
>>38030095
You're right. I was 2 seconds off.
I'm so sorry.

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>>38030067
How's about a Kat?

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>>38030067
Don't worry we will get meguca, soon, sometime, pic maybe?

>>38030067
>>38030143
Sorry, slow hap is as always slow. Not sleeping just slow writing that seems to get slower the more I think about things.

>>38030203
You write all night and into the morning/afternoon for me.
I just worry you've fallen asleep, is all.

>Sleeping in is fine, its been a busy week.
>So did you end up having Netflix?

You glance towards the door before shrugging, “It’s been a busy week, sleeping is nice once in a while.”

”Being lazy for the first time in a while?” Shadow Alex elbows you in the side with an amused smile.

“Yo’ nothing wrong with that, people keep telling us to take it easy anyways,” you grin, and lay down on the bed, getting comfortable.

Shadow Alex exhales sharply, shaking her head, ”I don’t think this is what they meant,” despite her saying this she’s laid down next to you reaching underneath the pillow you’re laying on and pulling your phone out.

“So? It’s not as though I had anything planned, besides if is important they’ll keep trying,” you shift around before finding your spot that you’ve worn into the mattress after years of sleeping on it. Its a little off now that you’re a little differently shaped but still comfortable.

”Guess it wasn’t, either that or Kat’s going for ice or something,” she says as the gentle shaking stops.

“Yeah,” you barely resist a yawn, “So what ended up happening with Netflix? Do we get it or not?”

Shadow Alex shakes her head, “Nah, ends up we only have some movies, and a few of the best cartoon shows we used to watch.”

“Ahh shame,” you say before glancing at your phone, “Actually hey, speaking of such things, does this shit charge here?”

”Yeah, it’s weird right? I stopped asking questions when I realized it was handy,” Shadow Alex shrugs, handing you your phone, ”Still gets signal, not sure if I like that or hate it.”

>... this is weird shit.
>Yo’ energizer doesn’t have shit on us.
>So what else have you found out?
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.
>Write in

>>38030497
On the other hand, I worry far less about Hap falling asleep than me. It's pretty late here.

>>38030534
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.


>>38030497
Well.. a 4chan post isn't going to wake him if he does.

>>38030534
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.

>>38030534
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.

>>38030534
>>So what else have you found out?
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.

>>38030534
>... this is weird shit.
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.

>>38030534
>>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.
>>Roll on top of SA and cuddle with her.

>>38030534
>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.
>Roll on top of SA and cuddle with her.

Slow in general today, SleepHazard?

>>38030534
>>38030567
Adding
>Roll on top of SA and cuddle with her.

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Calling for:

>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.
>With sub of cuddling

Writing nowish

>>38030918
Yeah, pretty much. A cold front hit and it forced me to turn the heater on.

Heat makes me real lethargic, and if it was a bit warmer sleepy.

>>38031002
Don't you live in Texas? That's basically prime real estate for heat: I'm worried about your posting speed come summer.

>>38031049
One of two things will happen, by my prediction: I will pay an arm and a leg for electricity or I will sleep summer away.

Reverse hibernation if you will.

I'm leaning towards electricity bill because being cold is nice.

>>38031144
Make sure your window and doors are properly sealed off when closed. That'll keep the air from escaping and cut down on this bill.

>>38031144
So we need to get weatherhazard to move to Alaska where it's never too hot and the gubmint pays you to live there.

>>38031629
There actually might be good jobs up there for WarmHazard's skillset.

>>38031629
>move to Alaska
>Alaska
No please. I don't want Haphazard to turn into AC-Guy...

>>38031769
More like Heater-Guy, there's no need for AC.

>Any other funky shit? I mean engine aside.

You raise an eyebrow at that, “I’m not even sure how to feel about that,” you take your phone checking for messages. Nothing, kind of surprising really. Usually there’s some message you missed, “So since we’re talking about weird things, any other funky shit?” you ask handing the phone back to her.

Shadow Alex thinks on it, chewing on her lip, “Well, it depends on what you mean by funky shit right?”

“Right, right, I guess shit that doesn’t quite feel right?” you clarify as you roll over towards her, laying across her chest like Kat usually does to you.

It takes a moment to get comfortable, but when it happens you realize if someone could make pillows that feel like this… well they’d be rich for a lot of different reasons.

Thankfully Shadow Alex seems to have been thinking while you were distracted, or maybe getting comfortable with you, ”Kind of? It feels like working out muscles for the first time, or like... butterflies in your stomach?” she struggles to explain, and runs a hand down your side before settling on your ass.

“Those are pretty different feelings, you know?” You sigh, realizing how little you know about this, “That said, we have been using something we didn’t have before. Maybe its that?”

”It’s what I was thinking, yeah? Might just be being sore,” she starts running a hand through your hair, causing you to relax even further.

>Well, whatever, worst that happens we use a wish.
>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.
>Take a nap here.
>Write in

>>38031629
It's funny that you mention that as it was one of the places that I looked into.

Likely wouldn't though, snow shoveling sucks enough that I would actively avoid living places where thats a thing.

>>38031809
>>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.

>>38031809
>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.

>>38031809
>>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>>I probably should wake up, sometime.

Take her out to play anyway

>>38031809
>>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>>Start gently kissing her.

>>38031809
>>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>>I probably should wake up, sometime.
I wonder if Dad is around to pester about a painful table.

>>38031809
>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>Take a nap here.
Sweet cuddle nap.

>>38031809
>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.
Should hold off from making this shadow realm any bigger than it is.

Calling for:
>Yo' tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.

Writing nowish, wait warmly.

>>38031893
>>38032055
Suck it. No cheating on Beth for you.

>>38032316
Was that necessary?

>>38032316
0/10

>>38032316
At best that would be masturbation.

Also, should put more effort into making bait. It's no fun other wise.

>>38032316
How is it cheating when you're cuddling/kissing yourself?

>>38032316
I.. you do realize Alex is Alex.. right?

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>>38032316

>>38032433
Who would even do that to themselves?

>>38032448

This guy >>38032316

>>38032448
I don't know, why would anyone think bait was a good idea?

You know, since last thread I can't get bearded magical girl hobohazard out of my head...

>>38032540
I keep forgetting to ask for it whenever a draw thread pops up

>>38032483
>>38032530
No, I mean who would strap sandwiches to themselves and walk onto a beach? Seagulls can be vicious, man.

>>38032602
>sandwiches
i think its just bread, who wastes sandwiches on seagulls

>>38032540
>>38032599
Fuck. I was hoping that would slide under the rug some how.

I mean really, I knew better, but one could hope.

>>38032602
could be worse, they could be tossing antacid tablets at the seagulls

>>38032647
What's your favorite weapon Hap? I need to know for the drawfags

>>38032694

He's hobohazard right? Give him a homeless-man weapon, a switchblade or a broken bottle

>>38032766
2x4 with a nail in it.

>>38032766
>broken bottle
>>38032775
>2x4

Goddamn I can't decided

>>38032788
When in doubt dual wield.

>>38032647
It's on my rug now.
And morning thread, I'll be keeping an eye on this again once I get to work.

>>38031809
>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>Take a nap here.

>Yo, tell me if it gets any worse.
>I probably should wake up, sometime.

“Yo be sure and tell me if it gets any worse,” you snuggle closer to her, perhaps a little too comfortable.

”Will do, don’t want a second engine popping up,” Shadow Alex holds you close.

“One already is a shitty neighbor,” you smirk, enjoying the moment before pulling away, “Seriously though, I hardly can hear it anymore.”

She’s reluctant to let you go, but doesn’t stop you, ”Yeah… I guess it is getting quieter.” Shadow Alex sits up with you and tilts her head trying to listen closer.

Even from when you first woke up here, it’s gone from background noise to hearing something in the distance. You can still feel it there, it’s still as eager as ever, feeling as though it wants you to ask the world from it; just quiet now.

“I probably should get up, maybe see if Mom’s asked around, and find out what I was wanted for,” you say while hugging Shadow Alex.

”Heh, what happened to sleeping the day away?” She teases, as the two of you head to the door.

“I’ve gotten restless, too much thinking about things,” you head into her closet and feel refreshed as the grime disappears from your body. You glance at the clothes you have and realize you’re not sure what you’re going to do yet, so you settle for pajama pants and a T-shirt.

”No worries, I figured you would sooner or later,” with her help, you’re dressed in twice the time it would have taken you on your own, but with a pleasant buzz coming from your breasts.

“I’ll summon you later, so you can relax, and say hi to mom,” you while stepping through the door.
1/2

>>38033152

You open your eyes slowly, as you rub the sleep from your eyes. With a yawn you sit up and check the time to see its nearly 10am, that’s two days now you slept past your usual wake up… both of which were mostly intentional.

A long stretch and an a bit of regret later, you get out of bed and head out of your room; clad in your black pajamas. Time to decide order of operations, you suppose.

>Mom first, Kat likes to stick to us.
>A missing pet is a serious thing.
>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.
>Food first, an empty stomach is awful.
>Write in
>>38032694
I'll be honest, I'm not really one for favorites. If most likely though, I did a few years of martial arts.

>>38032766
>a broken bottle
A bottle would be handy almost always, yeah.

>>38033223
>>A missing pet is a serious thing.

>>38033223
>>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

>>38033223
>Mom first, Kat likes to stick to us.
failing this;
>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.
pester the old man.

>>38033223
>>Food first, an empty stomach is awful.
get brain running and stomach to be quiet

>>38033223
>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

>A missing pet is a serious thing.

>>38033223
>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

>>38033223
>A missing pet is a serious thing.
Did we find her key? She could be off looking for it.

>>38033223
>Food first, an empty stomach is awful.

>>38033223
>>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

Calling for:
>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

I really need to find a way to keep track of the days in this better. Pretty sure its... Wednesday? and day 9 give or take.

But turns out I'm just as bad at remember it for this as I am in person. Which means I really am only taking a hopefully lucky guess.

>>38033323
I don't think you did, if I remember right, it was a 'probably in your clothes that SAlex has'

>>38033463
didn't Alex find it hanging from a lanyard on her neck when they got home

>>38033545
Nah scrolled up and reread, Alex found her key. Something SAlex thought to leave them before passing out.

Or more specifically Kat's key is still MIA with Alex's last thoughts on it being 'bet its still in your clothes, I'll ask shadow Alex about it when she wakes.'

It slipped my mind though so I didn't mention it when in dreamland/SAlexs room.

>Dad might be home, he has questionable tables.

You head out in search of your father, as you walk past the living room you see your mother dressed in a dark business suit, black pantiehose, and her hairs done up in a bun. She’s drinking coffee and watching the morning news, you furrow your brow at her outfit… but put it off for now, you’d rather not interrupt her coffee. After all, no one is happy when you interrupt that, its like a sacred moment.

You see a flash of red hair, moving about the kitchen as your heading for your fathers study. At least you found Kat, makes you wonder what she’s up to though. With a shrug you put it away for later, and lightly knock on the door; figuring it being closed means your fathers there.

“Whats up?” your father calls through the door.

>So you have some questionable… extreme hobbies.
>You know, I found this table in the shed… ‘it yours?
>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.
>Write in

Was met with technical difficulties, a series of events started that led me to just re installing the browser. That was frustrating.

>>38034008
>>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

>>38034008
>>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

What the hell happened Hap?

>>38034008
>>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

>>38034008
>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

>>38034024
Not even entirely positive, as its the browser I keep default settings on past a few minor 'consumer choice' shits.

It went from fine to being slow as sin, then to unresponsive, to crash three times. Then I uninstalled re-installed and its working fine.

If it happens again with in a small time frame will likely just format computer instead of fucking with it. Easier that way. If problem persists then I suppose I'll find some other browser.

Calling for:
>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

>Table of pain

Alex I think that's a bit of a large leap in your interest in BDSM.

>>38034317
good thing her parents are supportive

>>38034317
Fuck, we can make SA's room a BDSM dungeon! That'd be awesome.

>Got a moment? I was curious about a table of pain.

“Got a moment?” You ask, a little concerned you might be interrupting his work.

You hear the chair creak as he stands from it and walks to the door, opening it for you, “I’ve always got a moment for my daughter, what kind of father would I be if I didn’t?” He’s got a twinkle in his eyes.

“A busy one, for starters,” you head inside, and he closes the door behind you, like your mother he’s dressed nicely in a black business suit. Beard neatly trimmed, just short of a full beard, you realize you don’t have that to look forward to any more. A chance lost… for now at the very least.

Your father takes a seat in the chair and leans back, nodding in agreement, “I suppose that would be true,” he pauses, a smile growing on his face, “So what can I do for my daughter?”

“So when I went out to get the foam, I happened across something that… well, it made me curious,” you say innocently, watching as your father’s complexion pales slightly, “It really made me curious about why theres a table of pain in the shed?”

He coughs stiffly into his shoulder, “A.. uh table of pain you say?”

“Right, I mean I figure you know about it, its your workshop, right?” you continue in your innocently curious tone. Something not hard to achieve as they’re both true enough.

His eyes glance away before returning to make contact, he’s taken to stroking his beard, “I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about Alex… theres no table of pain in the shed.”

You frown and furrow your brows, “So its not yours..?” you take a moment to give yourself time to think, “Well since Mom doesn’t go out there… surely someone broke in? I mean William got in pretty easy so someone else might have.”
1/2

>>38034499

You barely resist a smile, as you continue your ruse, “If that’s the case we have to tell Mom. She needs to know if thats the case.”

His faces flashes with panic before he gets it underwraps, he clears his throat, “Well okay so… I may know of a table with pain… that is around the shed. So it wasn’t a break in, and your mother doesn’t need to know.”

Your father pauses for a moment, “It’s uh… personal project of sorts. The pain is to protect it.”

With a growing curiosity, you find yourself wondering what sort of personal project it is.

>So what sort of project is it?
>Yo, if you’re straight with me, I won’t fuck with it again.
>Dad you need to get better at this.
>Write in

>>38034495
That... would actually require a lot of research on my part to describe.

I cannot say I know anything of that sort of thing outside of obvious things.

>>38034517
>So what sort of project is it?

>>38034517
>So what sort of project is it?

>>38034517
>Yo, if you’re straight with me, I won’t fuck with it again.

>>38034517
>Dad you need to get better at this.
>So what sort of project is it?

>>38034517
>>Dad you need to get better at this.
>>So what sort of project is it?

>>38034517
>>Dad you need to get better at this.

Eh just mention a saddle and some floor and ceiling shackles you could probably hand wave the rest

>>38034517
>Dad you need to get better at this.
Can't not mess with dad.

Calling for:
>So what sort of project is it?
>Dad you need to get better at this.

Writing nowish.

>So what sort of project is it?
>Dad you need to get better at this.

“So what sort of project is it?” you ask, not entirely positive what that one point of pain on the table could be hiding.

He clears his throat again, and straightens out his suit, “Its uh… well.”

“Well?” you watch him, growing less inclined to believe him, as he fidgets.

“You see it’s… a hobby of sorts, I guess?” your Dad practically asks, dodging actually answering the question.

“I figured that much,” you say frowning at him, “What sort of hobby?”

“Why do you ask the difficult questions Alex?” he’s got a disgruntled look to him.

You shrug, and shake your head, “Dad, these are normal questions. If you didn’t want them asked you should have said it was work related,” you point out, “Seriously you need to better at this…”

You frown as you realize he managed to keep magic from you, “Actually how are you so bad when you kept magic a secret?”

He opens up a drawer and pulls out a warhead sour, something he would always give you if he was busy, “Distraction tactics, and your mother helped…. mostly your mom really.”

You pocket the candy, halfway in between amused and amazed, “Right, that obviously is less effective now… I hope anyways.”

“So,” your father says, leaning forward in a more business like fashion… or maybe its just the suit adding to the image, “What does my reasonable daughter want?”

“... are you trying to distract me with something nice?” you ask, already knowing the answer.

“No, no, not in so many words…” your father waves the idea off, with a smile.

>Yo, now I really gotta know.
>Well, since you’re offering… (Write in item, Think gift range)
>Hmm, if you want it secret that bad. I’ll let it drop.
>Write in

>>38035023
>Yo, now I really gotta know.
Nope. Not working. I want to know.

>>38035023
>>Write in
>I'll remember this, but I'll settle for 'why is everyone dressed up?'

>>38035023
>Hmm, if you want it secret that bad. I’ll drop it for now.

>>38035023
>Yo, now I really gotta know.

>>38035023
>Yo, now I really gotta know.

>>38035023
>>Yo, now I really gotta know.

Calling for:
>Yo, now I really gotta know.

Writing nowish, wait warmly.

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>Yo, now I really gotta know.

You shake your head at your father, “Yo, now I really gotta know. All this dodging, and now distractionary gifts… it builds curiosity.”

He sits back in his chair, easing into the recline, “This used to be a lot easier when you were younger Alex.”

“I don’t doubt that if all it took was a warhead…” you feel it through the thin material of your pants.

“You aren’t going to let it drop?” the way he says this, makes it more of a statement.

“It’s going to eat at me until I know,” you shrug, “Look I won’t tell Mom, its a personal project right?”

Your father sighs, “It’s a stash of material for more personal time,” he leans forward onto his hands, “It’s the real one. The rest are decoys, and its also the only one I had successfully hidden up till you found it.”

“... Well thats, this is. Hrm,” you frown as your realize the shed is less a workshop and more… something else, “Is the sound proof foam related..?”

“No, nor was I planning on using it on the shed,” your father sighs, “So Alex, as someone who was once a man, this stays between us.”

>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.
>That table was clean right?
>Right, that was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.
>Why go to such effort to hide it?
>Write in

>>38035401
>>Right, that was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.
It's his porn stash?

>>38035401
>>Right, that was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.
"On a separate note, why's everyone all dressed up?"

>>38035415
Yes, I mad reference to them, at some earlier point in time. I think when Alex first became a girl even?

Its been a while, but as he's from the previous generation he tends towards physical medium in part because magic makes it a bit easier to hide.

You could actually find others, but why would you go search for them knowing what they are? I certainly wouldn't.

>>38035401
>>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.
even as a woman, Alex follows bro code

>>38035401
>Right, that was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.
>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.

>>38035401
>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.

>you feel it through the thin material of your pants.
Yeah that's not going to last long with SA near, better nab it before she gets to it.

>>38035401
>Why go to such effort to hide it?

>>38035401
>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.

>>38035401
>Why go to such effort to hide it?

And how can dad use magic stuff to hide his porn stash? And why does the porn feel like pain?

Calling for:
>Right, that was awkward, I'm sorry this happened.
>There wasn't anything about a table, just asking why you're dressed up.

Writing nowish.

>>38034495
I'm sure Beth would love that

>Right, that was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.
>There wasn’t anything about a table, just asking about why you’re dressed up.

“Right,” you nod seriously, “That was awkward, I’m sorry this happened.”

Your Dad nods in agreement as you both share a moment of silence.

“So there wasn’t anything about a table, I was just asking you why you’re all dressed up?” you say changing the subject and making the intent to forget this ever happened clear.

“There’s a meeting around three,” your father explains, “No one ever goes to them, so this time they’ve got a banquet tacked on and you can bring one other. They’ve successfully caught half of us through our significant others, as the invitation was sent to them.”

“And since its a meeting, wearing business suits instead of… Yo is there even a difference between mens business suit and casual suit?” You ask your father never having needed to wear a suit.

He shrugs, “I went in, and paid someone to pick this out for me. Your mom had final veto power, but yeah that’s why your mothers in a business suit and not a dress, much to her dismay.”

“So when are you going to be back?” you start thinking about what to make for lunch its not that far off.

“Late, not until after dinner, maybe not until tomorrow,” he smiles, before gesturing towards the living room, “Your mother’ll be able to answer that question better though.”


“I take that’s a subtle hint to let you get back to being busy?” you say as you stand, taking a moment to stretch.

“Something like that,” your dad says with a sigh, “Unless you have something else you want to talk about?”

>Nah, nothing, I’m good.
>Actually, yeah… (Write in)

If Nah, Nothing, I’m good:
>Kat’s in the kitchen, or was. Wondering what she’s up to.
>Go talk to Mom, maybe she learned something?
>Write in.

So I got lost in looking at suits because I got curious. That is not a casual thing at all.

>>38035951
>Nah, nothing, I’m good.
>Kat’s in the kitchen, or was. Wondering what she’s up to.

Eat the warhead before SA gets it on principal

>>38035951
>Nah, nothing, I’m good.
>Go talk to Mom, maybe she learned something?

>>38035951
>Kat’s in the kitchen, or was. Wondering what she’s up to.
>Give Kat the warhead.

>>38035957
What principle would that be?

I am lost on that one.

>>38035993
Ah actually, let dad know he only bribed one half, he's dealing with two daughters right now. Can't just favour one.

>>38035951
>Nah, nothing, I’m good.
>>38035985
this

>>38036031
But the bribe didn't work anyway.

Calling for:
>Nah, nothing, I'm good.
>Kat's in the kitchen, or was. Wonder what she's up to.

Writing nowish

>Kat’s in the kitchen, or was. Wondering what she’s up to.

“Nah, I’m good,” you head towards the door stopping just for a moment to smile back at your father, as you hold on the warhead, “There’s two of us now, you know? It’d at least cost twice as much to bribe us with these.”

“... is that all it would have taken?” he looks skeptical as his brow pinches together.

You smile and leave his office, as you head over to the kitchen, Kat’s bustling around with her back turned towards you. She hasn’t noticed you yet, and seems to be almost overwhelmed with what she’s doing.

Shadow Alex hums, ”Yo, I didn’t think about it till just now… Kat’s keys are in your pocket.”

‘She was really worried about that one,’ you think as you take a seat at the bar, watching Kat move about the kitchen.

”It slipped my mind, I only look for our things really,” her voice betraying a touch of guilt.

‘Yo, don’t sweat it, once she thought you had it, she wasn’t too worried,’ you think as look to the counter trying to figure out what Kat’s working on.

Shadow Alex lets out a sigh of relief, as you realize Kat’s trying to make pancakes.

She seems to be worried as she looks between a note written in your mother’s handwriting and everything before her. You notice the trash cans out and has what you would guess to be a failed attempt thats blackened on one side and mostly uncooked on the other.

You smile when you see her tail twitching in agitation, you’re almost hesitant to call out to her with how focused she is.

>You want any help?
>Keep quiet, let her work.
>It was chilly after you left.
>Write in.

>>38036377

>Keep quiet, let her work.
Just sit back and watch.

>>38036377
>Keep quiet, let her work.

Let her work her magic..
On a side note though, if she actually starts using magic fire, stop her.

>>38036377
>Keep quiet, let her work.

You know thinking on it, Shadow Alex is starting to collect other people's clothing. A set fitted to Kat, a set of Beth's and sooner or later Amy's clothes that she loaned you and Kat because you were clean out.

>>38036400
Well, the fire extinguisher is under the sink. Safety first and all.

>>38036377
>keep quiet, let her work

>>38036419
Shadow puppet mannequins in SA's room when?

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I think I'm going to lay down and try for some sleep. I keep thinking a lot more time has passed, and panicking or in the inverse losing sections of time.

I really wanted to get past this trio of things, but my speed tonight is especially bad. If it gets much worse we'll all be sleeping in between updates.

If thread's alive when I wake up, (going to try for around 2-3PM CT) I'll update until it dies.


>>38036488
How do you know she doesn't already make your shape and cuddle with it in her sound proof fort?

Seriously though, that's something you could do now with little effort.

Not that I expect any but:

>Questions
>Comments
>Concerns

for when I wake up.

>>38036533
No worries Hap, thanks for running, we'll try and keep the thread alive.

>>38036533
Thanks for running

>>38036533
Sleep well Naphazard.

>>38036578
>>38036557
Thanks for playing, weekday through the night's gotta be odd for people.

>>38036594
It's early afternoon here, but I've been a bit too hungover to participate all that much in the thread.

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>>38036377
>>Keep quiet, let her work.
to bad our parents are home, otherwise I would've expected naked apron after last night

>>38036377
>It was chilly after you left.

>>38036377
>Come up behind Kat, gently take hold of her arms and slowly guide her through the process of making pancakes. Gentle ear and chin scratches as positive feedback for her learning from us.

>>38036377
>>Keep quiet, let her work.

>>38036533
>>Questions
When will we see butt stuff?
>>Comments
EVerything is nice but there needs to be more butt stuff.
>>Concerns
There is a concerning lack of butt stuff.

Kidding. Good night, SweetHazard.

>>38037336
Is it just me, or are the [insert]Hazard nicknames getting creepier?

>>38037601
Well I was going for the "Good night, sweet prince" thing, but I can see your point.

>>38036594
Yeah, I crashed around twoish and woke up briefly at five then fell asleep again till nine.

>>38037601
DadHazard is my favourite meme.

>>38039785
I'm partial to LoveHazard: makes me think of Mick Foley.

>>38041065
I like SleepHazard personally

>>38041143
NapHazard fits better.

I think my nicknames have more of a life than I do, its kind of amusing.

That said, obviously I am awake, going to shower and eat likely start writing in an hour and half or so.

>>38041143
That one makes me think of enter sandman, more for the title than content of song.

>>38041209
Daddy Haph! You're back!

>>38041209
See you then

>>38041209
Clearly whatever breakfast was it has put up a strong fight.

>>38041209
Have we ever found out what it is our dad does?

>>38042945
BearhunterHazard?

>>38042945
Poor HoboHazard, some bird stole his breakfast

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>>38042945
There was a large debate on which hazard got to do the eating. The hunting was easy through mob tactics.

Honestly though, writing. Really though my estimates are off from still being surprised at how much traffic is in the area. I really should just start adding 20 minutes or so to compensate.

>>38041209
>I think my nicknames have more of a life than I do
With all those nicknames I have a geat idea if someone gets a drawfag on board: chibified versions of every of the nicknames we have given haph since the start of the quest hopping and generally being ass-y on top of a blanket-cocoon'd haph, the only indication on that being a thought line with that rephrased

>>38043119

Anime adaptation set for fall season 2016

>>38043149
When done by ufotable I'm so in

>>38043119
Sounds like 4koma fodder.

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>Keep quiet, let her work.

Kat looks back to the pan and stove with the pancake batter already mixed in a pitcher. She reads the instructions once more, before finally going and pouring it into a measuring cup ever so slowly. It’s somewhere between adorable and almost frustrating the care she’s taking to get the measurement just right.

After a couple of adjustments, in which you almost gave into the urge to at the very least tell her a little off won’t hurt anything, Kat finally starts pouring it into the pan trying to lay it out as even as she can.

Every ten seconds or so she lifts the edge up of the pancake, to make sure its not burning. Once satisfied she attempts to flip it, which really ends up being more of a half hearted flop that nearly falls out of the pan.

From the looks of the pancake she lifted it enough that its actually more cooked on one side than the other. Despite this Kat repeats the same process, before finally sliding one mostly cooked pancake off onto a plate. She sighs in relief, and starts to repeat the process all over again.

>Give her some advice.
>She’s got it, no need to stop her.
>Let her know you found her key.
>Write in

This section is seriously hard to write. I'm not positive why, but holy hell is it rough.

>>38043149
>>38043410
>>38043664

On this week's episode: LewdHazard goes missing! Thread in disaray

>>38043732
>>She’s got it, no need to stop her.
Get a Camera and record this

>>38043732
>Give her some advice.

>>38043732
>Give her some advice.

>>38043732
>Give her some advice.
>Let her know you found her key.

>>38043732
>Let her know you found her key.

>>38043732
>Give her some advice.
>Let her know you found her key.

But she's got to get it out of us, Arm deep from our cleavage

>>38043857
>But she's got to get it out of us, Arm deep from our cleavage
I totally support that.

>>38043844
here, I'll support the motion of this anon.
>>38043857

>>38043857
Get to work on this hap

>>38043732
>She’s got it, no need to stop her.
>Let her know you found her key.

>>38043732
Second >>38043857

>>38043732
>>38043857
Voting for the above guy.

>>38043732
>>Give her some advice.
>Let her know you found her key.

Right calling for:
>Give her some advice
>Let her know you found her key.

Writing now with some teasing to Kat.

>>38043149
>>38043767
The basic plot will be each nickname we give haph spawns one of these guys who can only be seen by haph and do rather implausible things... like preparing food while he sleeps or fucking up things he owns
Meanwhile we have slice of life elements with haph trying to be a normal narcoleptic with apparently independently existing alternate personas... or are they?
The quest itself will be animated to, but much better, anon comments, image macros and meme ensue while haphs real life becomes ever more shit-scribble-y like his alternate egos who try to make him behave like they would.
Gods this will be awesome

>>38044118
And just how it should be. I wonder if we missed running with her and Beth today ( assuming Beth isn't grounded from everything).

>>38044118
I can totally see SA letting her grab something else while she's looking in there. Lingerie, make Kat fondle her.

>>38044358
Fucking Fund it.

Names
Daily Hazard?
Life of Hazard?
Hazardous life?

Oh God Lewd hazard will try to get him to write smut while his mother is around

>>38043732
>She’s got it, no need to stop her.

Don't distract her.

>>38044432
>Daily Hazards
That has a good ring to it
Are you okay with getting your own anime haph?

>>38044659
"Up at night, Questing on /tg/"
"Ne~ver able to get some sleep"
"Daily Hazards! Daily Hazards!"

"Little friends, running all about"
"With him, through thick and thin no doubt"
"Daily Hazards! Daily Hazards!"

I'll finish the OP in a bit

>>38044764
Sounds too saturday morning cartoon for my taste. If it's supposed to be like the Anime adaptation of a 4Koma, then it should have an OP to match...
Maybe something to the tune of Kill me Baby's OP?

>>38044432
Everyday is Haphazard

>>38045038
Haven't seen that one
Day-ly Haz-ard
Who are all these little men?
Day-ly Haz-ard
What are they doing on my bed?
Day-ly Haz-ard
What's real what's fake
Day-ly Haz-ard
What's going on in this thread!

Like that? I got more ready if so

>>38045038
Agreeing on the first part you and >>38044764
Got this, I'll go and write the rough outline of the first 7 episodes

>>38045232
Haphazard is asleep quick post Hapfiction?

>>38045298
Yes post hapfiction, haphazardly.

>Give her some advice.
>Let her know you found her key.

As she picks up the pitcher of batter, “You know it doesn’t have to be exact, a little extra or a little less won’t hurt anyone,” you say hoping to take some of the edge of her worry off.

Kat jumps a little, turning back to you with a hand over her heart and ears flat against her head, as she tries to calm her now racing heart, “H-how long have you been there?”

“About one pancake,” you say pointing to the cooked one, “I’m really surprised you didn’t notice me.”

“I… guess I was focusing on this,” she says glancing back at the stove.

“Well don’t mind me,” you say leaning forward, “I just was going to give you a few tips is all.”

Kat nods as she turns back to her work, slowly pouring it and getting roughly the right amount. She’s about to start adjusting it but decides against it. You talk her through pouring the batter and cooking it, giving her a few tips on when to check it and how to flip it.

She’s still awkward at it, and once again almost missing the pan. You watch her move about, getting better each time until she’s used all the batter and is left with seven pancakes, two of the batch lost. The first to burning and the second to a missed flip, in which she just stared at the stove top where it landed.

You got up to help with that one, and you make note to give it a solid cleaning later.

Your pet apologizes again as you sit down, or starts to but you interrupt her by ruffling her hair, “Honestly its not a big deal, you’re learning how to cook so mistakes are expected.”

She’s indignant for a moment before her resistance crumples and she closes her eyes with a smile she’s trying to hide.

“So you know?” you say as you carefully pour syrup over your pancakes, “Shadow Alex found your key.”

“Really?” she asks hopeful, as you hand her the syrup.
1/2

>>38045429

“That’d be a little fucked up if I joked about this,” you point out as you take the first bite, they’re not the best you’ve ever had… in fact they’re pretty average which in of itself is amazing considering its the first time she’s cooked them; maybe even cooked all together. The fact that she put this hard work in for you though makes it a lot more satisfying.

“That’s true… you tease a lot but its never harmful,” she says, more thinking aloud than anything, “Can I have it back?”

You’re about to give it to her as an idea occurs to you, it might be more fun to let her reach for it… after Shadow Alex takes it back of course.

>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.
>Sure, it’s yours after all.
>Write in.

>>38044659
I cannot even unto words the state of everything I would be. You would find me under the nearest large boulder.

>>38045070
Everyday is hazardous.
Or: Everyday is a Hazard.

>>38045312
>>38045298
I would say "we need to go deeper", but I don't think we actually can get any more meta.
Wait. When's the next time Deculture will make a Drawthread? We could ask him for a couple drawings of Hap and his ChibiHazards.

>>38045447
>>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.

>>38045447
>>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.


>I cannot even unto words the state of everything I would be. You would find me under the nearest large boulder.
That can be episode 2

Also Tells us your name suggestions before I start writing OPs Hap

>>38045447
>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.

>>38045447
>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.
This is the reach into chest option right?

>>38045447
>>Sure, it’s yours after all.

>>38045447
>Sure, it’s yours after all.
There are some things you don't joke about. This is one of them.

>>38045447
>Sure, it’s yours after all.

>>38045447
>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.

>>38045447
>Sure, it’s yours after all.

>>38045447
>Well, you'll have to get it from shadow alex.

>>38045447
>Sure, it’s yours after all.

>>38045447
>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.
>Sure, it’s yours after all.

Calling for:
>Well, you'll have to get it from Shadow Alex.

>>38045501
Yes, yes it is.

>>38045457
>>38045492
I cannot tell how serious you all are being. I am in between concerned and amused.

>>38045730
Day-ly Haz-ard
Who are all these little men?
Day-ly Haz-ard
What are they doing on my bed?
Day-ly Haz-ard
What's real! What's fake!
Day-ly Haz-ard
What's going on in this thread!

Started a new thread

Posting so slowly

Can I make it through the night? Will the thread be done before I naaaaaaap

Day-ly Haz-ard
Little men are back again
Day-ly Haz-ard
That one's bathing in the sink
Day-ly Haz-ard
That one's typing my OP!
Day-ly Haz-ard
Where are they all gonna sleep?

Where did they come from?

Maybe I'm dreaming?

What do they do through the night? They never in bed when I wake uuuuuup

Day-ly Haz-ard
No one else can see them
Day-ly Haz-ard
Maybe I'm just crazy
Day-ly Haz-ard
There seem to be more of them
Day-ly Haz-ard
When will this ever end?

Day-ly Haz-ard
Day-ly Haz-ard
Day-ly Haz-ard
DO------N!!!!

Now I just need to add emphisize or redo words to get the syllables count right.

>>38045298
The first episode will be the hazards trying to make breakfast. it goes as expected: first well but then something catches fire. Escalation ensues, they try to wake haph as last resort, but he gets sleep paralysis. only being able to watch in horror as the hazards try to put the fire down only to make everything worse, only for haph to be saved by the door suddenly opening. the rest of the episode will be people lecturing haph about not keeping the damn oven on while sleeping and a bit slice of life with haph narrating what he knows about his alter egos and their interaction with him and the world, it explains a few things, sets the tone for the series and, most importantly, leaves the part of QMing on /tg/ yet untouched

>>38045447
>>Sure, it’s yours after all.

>>38045457
We can go metameta once we reach the thread where one anon gets the idea and haph gets into a short navel gazing monologue only to be interrupted in deep thought
>>38045785
Another idea of me is haph getting new medication and the hazards getting ever more lethargic as the medication actually works, to the point they start vanishing, horrified haph goes back to being narcoleptic and gets them back...

>>38045730
Haph, I'm inspired by monty-fucking-oum, when someone says he's in the boat I start writing the music, scenes and the rest to the detail we only need animators and voice actors... actually i think i have an animator

>>38045931
Can I play hobohazard? I'll do Magical girl hobohazard-chan too

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>>38045955
>haph's face.jpg
I'm okay as long as you can do drunk bearded MG hobohazard using bottles as magical weapon

>Well you’ll have to get it from Shadow Alex.

“Well,” you barely holding back a smile as you eat, “You’ll have get it from Shadow Alex.”

Shadow Alex hums amused, ”Going to make her come after it?”

‘Something like that,’ you think to your other half, working on the last half of the pancakes.

Kat looks confused as she chews, taking the time to think about what exactly you mean by that, apparently the bite wasn’t quite enough time as she takes another, “... what do you mean?” she finally asks giving up.

You suppose its expected, she was pretty sleepy when she visited Shadow Alex, “It’s really just easier to show you,” you glance towards the living room and study confirming both of your parents are still there.

Kat flusters as you lift your shirt up, and place her hand on your chest, “Wh- what are you?” she starts to ask a different kind of hunger reaching her eyes.

It’s with a smile that you gently tug on her arm, through the shadow your shirt casts her hand sinks into you giving you that same awkwardly full feeling from before. Her eyes go wide as she watches her hand disappear into you, that slowly deteriorates into slight squirming… despite this she doesn’t pull back.

Kat scoots her chair closer forgetting about whats left of her pancakes, her breath hitches, and she looks confused, “another hand..?”

”We could just pull her all the way inside,” you get the feeling Shadow Alex is smiling as she says this, ”Then we wouldn’t have to worry about anyone hearing the noise.”

“You are reaching into Shadow Alex’s room, so of course there’s another hand,” you reassure her while thinking on just how far you want to go.

>Pull her inside, she can look for her key then.
>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>Want to go further?
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.
>Write in

>>38047211
>>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>>Pull her inside, she can look for her key then.

>>38047211
>>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
Tease the kitten before...
>>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047211
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047211
>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>Pull her inside, she can look for her key then.

>>38047211
>Want to go further?

"It's actually really cozy in there."

Gentlemen, we have created a most wonderful monster.
We need an animator, right now. Hap can play his own lines and the Hazards can be mostly silent chibis, so Voice Acting is a non-issue. Art Direction can be done courtesy of /tg/s drawthreads, Episode ideas can be thrown around the threads and when we finally decide what they will be we send them to the Animators.

>>38047211
>>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047211
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047211
>Pull her inside, she can look for her key then.
>"I want you inside of me, Kat."

>>38047273
Crap, tack on the "Want to go further" before just sucking her in, didn't notice that option sorry.

>>38047303
Some one give me a shows ED they liked and I'll try at making one for Daily Hazard.

Also we need the one Chibihazard that is always trying to get the rest to behave

>>38047211
>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047211
>>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

>>38047347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQ1d1SFVX0

>>38047347
>Also we need the one Chibihazard that is always trying to get the rest to behave

Ain't that DadHazard?

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I have found the issue with writing, I needed a source of liquid motivation so to speak. Image related

>>38046103
That looks really off, like damn near nightmare fuel off.

That said beard's not long enough to even be close. Needs roughly .28 Santa beards to be accurate.

>>38047394
...DrunkHazard?

Calling for:
>You know... I've never been filled like this before.
Then
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

rather cold soggy pancakes aren't.

Writing now, will need to leave after this update to get more. Will run out before quest ends.

Man, we could just warm Kat's pancakes up with a microwave, while SA warms Kat herself up without a microwave.

Besides, SA needed the company.

>>38047713
We'll be summoning her shortly anon don't worry.

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>>38047713
>Man, we could just warm Kat's pancakes up with a microwave,

>>38047385
Thats defiantly a different tone then before

Everydaaaaaaay Everydaaaaaaay

The day you all appeared right next to me, my life would never be the same again
Everyday became an adventure, even if we just stayed at home.
You follow me wherever I go.
Even on days when I couldn't play.
A brand new life with all new friends, with even more everyday.

Even if it was only you and me, in a private world only we could see.

Tomorrow will bring another adventure, a whole new day us for to see.
Never alone, with my little helpers. Cooking and cleaning and questing on /tg/!
A story to write, and people to please. All working together to keep a decent speed.
Hopefully our adventures will last another day, a new life that I hope will never change

Everydaaaaaaay Everydaaaaaaay

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>>38047713
>we could just warm Kat's pancakes up with a microwave
>pancakes
>microwave

>>38047394
Since when has /tg/ had an image size limit above 4mb?

>>38047572
Isn't it in our back pocket anyway?

>>38047572
Fifty minutes. Hap must have been disgusted by microwaved pancakes, too.

>>38048665
WeepyHazard started crying because another hazard was being mean to him

>>38048665
While this is true, I had a phone call that I couldn't actually ignore.

I swear though, its like anytime I do something I don't want to be bothered during people instantly home in on me. It's really frustrating.

>>38048721
Observation bias. You just don't pay attention to how often you're usually bothered by people.

Or all your friends follow your twitter and are dicks. My friends would do that.

>>38048830
The second would however imply that they know about his quest and all the smut he writes, which just makes things weird

>You know… I’ve never been filled like this before.
>Just let her have the key, cold pancakes are never fun.

Kat nods, swallowing as she’s pulled a little further in.

Your smile turns sly, as pull her closer, and further into yourself till her shoulder is resting between your breasts. Her face mere inches from yours, a twinge of excitement flows through you.

“You know Kat,” you whisper in her ear with a sultry tone, you bring a hand up and brush some hair out of her face, “I’ve never been… filled like this before.”

Kat’s entire face and even some of her neck grows pink, she’s forgotten to keep breathing as she looks you in your eyes. What you wouldn’t give to know what’s going through her mind right now.

She finally remembers to breathe and takes a deep shaky inhale, her mouth opens a few times and closes. Taking it a step further you lean down closing the last few inches and kiss her, taking advantage of her already open mouth.

As you explore her mouth, you notice pancakes and kisses go pretty decently together sweetening the kiss. Just as she’s starting to return your efforts creating a dance of tongues, you pull away. Kat tries to follow after, with a groan filled with need.

You push her back into her seat, which causes her to frown up at you, “Your pancakes that you works so hard on will get cold Kat, we can continue this later.”

She glances down at her arm still in your chest up to her elbow with a frown, then back to the pancakes.

”I gave her the key after pulling it from your pocket,” Shadow Alex says happily, apparently having just as much fun as you.

“Yeah, okay,” Kat says with a sigh, glancing at your bared chest, and slowly pulling her hand free, “You are really mean with your teasing, sometimes.”
1/2

>>38049211

She’s got an adorable pout, you barely resist pushing it farther as you pull your shirt back down, “Not at all,” you protest with a smile that says you know otherwise.

“... if you call giving an appetizer to a starving tiger before telling it, waiting might be better for it, not mean at all…” she mumbles loud enough for you to hear, as she grips the key in her hand.

>So you’re an exotic pet then?
>I doubt you could be called starving.
>It builds anticipation.
>Write in

>>38048867
Well one does, the other just knows that I spend days doing 'RP shit.'

Family just drops by whenever and doesn't know shit about this.

>>38049227
>>So you’re an exotic pet then?
>>I doubt you could be called starving.

>>38049227
>>It builds anticipation.
>>So you’re an exotic pet then? I'd say you're one of a kind, myself.

>>38049227
>>So you’re an exotic pet then?
>>I doubt you could be called starving.

>>38049227
>It builds anticipation
>You are an exotic pet aren't you?

How much longer until our parents are out of the house?

>>38049267
Its 10:30 in game right now roughly. They probably'll leave around 2 considering meeting/banquets at 3

>>38049227
>It builds anticipation.
>I doubt you could be called starving.

>>38049291
Got it.

>>38049227
>>So you’re an exotic pet then?
>>I doubt you could be called starving.
>It builds anticipation.

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Hmm, there's a solid balance of everything, and its not as though they're mutually exclusive. So I'll get to writing all the options.

I've a terrible sense of where to put a vote sometimes.

>All options

“So you’re an exotic pet then?” You wonder aloud.

“W-well thats not…” Kat frowns as she starts actually thinking on it.

You sit back and watch her as your pancakes settle. She finally nods, half a pancake later, “Yes, yes I am an exotic pet,” her cheeks are flushed, something that’s becoming more common than not, “After all how many people keep magical Kat girls as pets.”

She refuses to meet your eyes, staring intently on the last bit of pancakes as she works it around her plate.

“I guess I’m lucky then,” you say ruffling her hair, “Though lets be honest Kat, you’re hardly starving for that sort of attention.”

Kat chews on her lip, “What if I wanted more? What if it wasn’t enough attention?”

”She could keep me company,” Shadow Alex offers, excited in more than one way.

You’re silent, as surprise takes ahold. Uncertainty fills you as you think, its not as though you haven’t spent time with her… far from it even.

She swallows hard, loud enough for you to hear.

>Huh, well… I suppose I’ll have to work on it?
>Much more than this Kat and we’d spend all day fucking.
>My other half could keep you company..?
>Write in

This did not end like I expected when I wrote those options.

>>38050078
>>Much more than this Kat and we’d spend all day fucking.
>>If you really want, though, you can keep Shadow Alex company.

>>38050078
>Much more than this Kat and we’d spend all day fucking.

>>38050078
>>38050107
This, and also
>You might need to start drawing up contracts and timeshares with Beth

>>38050078
Going with this anon:
>>38050107

>>38050078
>>38050107
i like this

>>38050078
>>Huh, well… I suppose I’ll have to work on it?

>>38050078
>Oh? I'm not sure I'm ready to turn you into a houseKat just yet.
>Though if that's what you really want, I think Shadow Alex is more that willing to give you a trial run.

>>38050121
Implying that we're not going to convince Beth to be in bed with both of us at the same time.

>>38050220
Oh we totally are

>>38050078
>Huh, well… I suppose I’ll have to work on it?

"Exotic pets need a lot of care and attention after all. I think that's part of the appeal."

>>38050078
>Huh, well… I suppose I’ll have to work on it?
Feeling slightly hurt here Kat, not gonna lie. Thought we were doing good.

>>38050078
>Much more than this Kat and we’d spend all day fucking.
Got to draw a line somewhere in all of this.

Hm. I wonder if we can segue into asking her about her own Shadow.

>>38050078
>Huh, well… I suppose I’ll have to work on it?

Calling for:
>Much more than this Kat and we'd spend all day fucking.
>If you really want, though, you can keep Shadow Alex Company.

I'll be back in roughly 15-20 minutes and start writing then.

>>38050466
... I... just had a thought. What if Kat and SA fucked while inside of us? Would... would that be like the extreme version of having a vibe going inside of us in public?

>>38050757
Only one way to discover, Anon.
time to experiment! For Science, of course.

>>38050757
Yes, but do you want SA to completely corrupt Kat without us? I kind of want to have some of the fun breaking her in...

>>38050757
I'm actually seriously surprised this didn't come up before, in all honesty.

>>38050847
Science is the most noble of goals.

Back and writing now.

>>38050890
I don't want to corrupt her or break her, just cuddle her and cherish and spoil her with Beth

>>38050890
Kat has already been thoroughly tamed by us, mate.

>>38050914
This. Kat is for tender, loving Lewds.

>>38051027
But the truest and purest form of love is hardcore petplay BDSM!

>>38051265
yeah nah, the door is that way, take your BDSM with you on the way out.

>>38051334
I think I'd end up taking the quest with me if I did that, considering the things we've bought, what SA wanted us to buy, and what we've been doing with Kat.

>>38051552
there is a difference between petplay and teasing like that and full on BDSM which we don't want at all.

>Much more than this Kat and we’d spend all day fucking.
>If you really want, though, you can keep Shadow Alex Company.

“Much more than this Kat,” you say slowly, “and we’d spend all day fucking.”

Kat makes eye contact briefly before returning her eyes to the table, “... that wouldn’t be so bad.”

You sigh, “For one, I don’t even think my body could handle that,” you pull her into your lap, she holds onto you; refusing to turn away, “For two, downtime, and teasing builds anticipation.”

She begrudgingly agrees with a nod that you feel more than see, “Still though…” Kat says in a half hearted protest.

“If you really want,” you say while rubbing circles in her back, “You could keep Shadow Alex company.”

Kat’s silent as her hold tightens on you, “... maybe when you go out without me?”

You get the feeling Shadow Alex isn’t exactly happy at that but she’s staying quiet.

>That’ll depend, Kat.
>She’s not a substitute me.
>I’ll try, but no promises.
>Write in.

>>38051881
>>She’s not a substitute me.
She IS us. Sort of.

>>38051881
>>She’s not a substitute me.
>She's her own person Kat you need to ask her. Speaking of which, need to let her out.

>>38051881
>She’s not a substitute me.
It's like saying your id isn't you. Does Alex into psychology?

>>38051881
>She’s not a substitute me

>>38051881
>She’s not a substitute me.

>>38051881
>She’s not a substitute me.
>Write in
Where's this coming from?

>>38051959
No more than passing knowledge of 'yeah its a thing' and maybe some pick up from browsing the internet in less busy times.

>It's like saying your id isn't you.

I don't actually get what you are saying in reference to your vote? It seems to clash oddly, unless I'm reading what you are saying wrong.

>>38051881
>>38051932
this

thread finally passed bump limit

>>38052127
There might be some confusion as to whether that choice means "she is me" or "she's her own person". I initially thought the first, but then I started wondering if it was the second, especially in regards to Kat hurting SA's feelings.

Calling for:
>She's not a substitute me.

>>38052190
It actually is closer to:

'Don't use Shadow Alex to fill the gap when I'm not around. She's not a substitute me.'

which is to say, Alex see's Shadow Alex as herself, but doesn't want Kat using her like that.

>>38052151
Right? One of the longer threads to date. Been slow updating this time around.

>>38051881
>>She’s not a substitute me.
>>Write in.
"She's every bit Alex as I am, I wouldn't like it if you settled for me when she wasn't here."

>She’s not a substitute me.

You frown, “She’s not a substitute me, you know?” you’d pull back and look her in the eyes if she wasn’t in your lap and holding onto you, making that more than a little difficult, “Don’t use Shadow Alex to fill the gap when I’m gone.”

“Imagine if I did that with you for when Beth wasn’t around?” you say, feeling Kat bristle in your arms.

”Thanks Alex,” her voice is filled with gratefulness, and relief.

“I’m sorry... “ she mumbles into your ear.

“It’s alright,” you reassure her, still rubbing circles in her back. A few minutes pass as you struggle with this question, before finally giving in, “Where did this come from?”

Kat shrugs, still holding onto you as if you might float away, “I just..” she trails off, before trying again, “... it’s hard to explain?”

“Take your time,” you say with a patient smile, not that she can see it.

She nods, and is silent for a while, content to stay like she is, “I guess I just want to be spoiled?” she sounds unsure about it, “It’s really nice, and I really like when you do it,” by the end of it she’s hardly whispering in your ear.

>It’s fine to be spoiled, but acting it is another thing.
>Well, you’ve found the right place Kat.
>Write in.

There's usually a third vote I throw up, which has another tune to it. But after trying for ten minutes on that... well fuck it. Write ins are a thing for a reason.