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You drop into a combat stance, preparing to fight the strange creature in front of you..

"So, are we going to have a staring contest, or are you going to let the guy go?" you ask. "Come on, drop him, bug man."

Still saying nothing, the creature does as you command, releasing its hold on the terrified human.

"Oh, thank you so much!" the man says as he begins to crawl towards you. "Here, take my money! Take all of it! Thank you so mu-"

Without taking its eyes off of you, the creature impales the man with its stinger.

The man shrikes in pain, desperately trying to move before he suddenly stops still. His skin growing droopy, and soon looking as if its melting right off of him. But, as you look at the creature's tail, and the lumps that keep moving up it and into its body, you realize that the man's skin isn't melting.

The creature is drinking him.

Seconds later, all that remains of the poor man is his clothes, and a wad of cash lying on the ground.

The creature smiles once again, chuckling to itself.

"Now that the vermin are out of the way, you're next, Kaguya and Piccolo."

>A. Ask how it knows your name

>B. Get into a defensive stance

>C. Power up to full strength

>D. Attack

>E. Retreat

>F. Something else

>>38178933
>A. Ask how it knows your name
>B. Get into a defensive stance
It begins and android 16 is probably going to detect Kaguya in a sec

>>38178933
>A. Ask how it knows your name
>>B. Get into a defensive stance

>>38178933
>>A. Ask how it knows your name
>>B. Get into a defensive stance

>>38178933
>F. Something else
"You obviously know who we are, so why not introduce yourself?"

>>38179014
Save that for when piccolo loses his arm or if we mess up somehow to stall for time

>>38178933
>>A. Ask how it knows your name
>B. Get into a defensive stance
>C. Power up to full strength

>>38178933
A, B, and C.

Guess we aren't doing the alt future.

>>38179092
Where do you think Cell came from?

>>38179033
IF he looses. But smart, then
>A. Ask how it knows your name
>B. Get into a defensive stance

>>38178933
>F
"Did you just dri-you know what that's all the motivation I need"

>C
>D

>>38178933

>C

Power the fuck up man. I'm serious man, we cannot afford to fuck around on this. We need to bring our A game.

>>38179119
Yeah, from here on no games, no tricks to use it as a training for power-up, no dicking around. This fucker's gonna eat us up and our friends if we aren't cautious

>>38178933
>C

>>38178933
Fucker just drank some dude.

I'm going with "Take the money and run" - E

>E

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"How do you know our names?" you demand of the creature, dropping into a defensive stance and preparing to face an attack.

It chuckles at you. "I know much more than that, Kaguya"

"How?!" Piccolo demands.

The creature glances towards Piccolo. "Well, one might say I'm your brother, Piccolo, and yours as well, Kaguya. Beyond that, well, my secrets will not be unlocked quite so easily, especially not in the short time you two have left."

The creature locks its elbows at its sides and opens what passes for its mouth wide. The sound it produces is horrifying, as if hundreds, perhaps thousands of agonized voices are wailing together in agony.

The creature's power grows, though it feels significantly weaker than both yourself and Piccolo. However, something alarms you as it gathers its energy. You feel as though you can sense Frieza, King Cold, Ginyu, Guldo, Raditz, Nappa, Vegeta, Piccolo, and even yourself.

The ground beneath you rumbles, and several nearby buildings collapse into rubble as the creature finishes gathering its energy.

"Now, shall we begin?" it asks.

You take a deep breath, letting out a yell as you gather your own energy, the wind howling and ground shaking as you tap into your true power. The force of your power causes the creature to slide back, its eyes widening before in leans forward, rooting itself in place and weathering the storm.

With a final yell, you finish powering up, remaining in a defensive position.

"Mmm...you are stronger than I'd expected," it comments before chuckling darkly to itself. "Excellent, you will make a most appetizing feast."

>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo

>B. Keep in a defensive stance

>C. Attack

>D. Ask Piccolo what to do

>E. Something else

>>38179319
>>C. Attack
>E. Something else
Move around Cell to get a pincer attack going. Also fuck this thing.

>>38179319
>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo
>D. Ask Piccolo what to do
How do you want to play this?

>>38179319
>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo
>B. Keep in a defensive stance
when it attacks, it'll be open

>>38179319
>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo
>D. Ask Piccolo what to do

>>38179319
>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo
>B. Keep in a defensive stance
>D. Ask Piccolo what to do

>>38179319
>D. Ask Piccolo what to do
"I think we should tag team him, but I am open to suggestions"

>>38179319
>C. Attack
Remove tail, allow Piccolo to remove the rest.

>>38179319

>C

We're currently more powerful than it and we have Piccolo for backup. If we're lucky that'll let us brute force past Cell's huge number of bullshit crazy powers, 'cause we need to take this fucker down fast.

>>38179319
>A. Tell it that it's no match for you and Piccolo
>B. Keep in a defensive stance

>>38179319
A, B, and D, and "I think we need to do something about its tail no matter what though."

>>38179446
Including Guldo's. This could be really bad.

>it has Raditz's cells

>>38179483
Raditz actually had some pretty good attacks, it's just everything else about him that was shit.

Any chance of getting a list of who is all in Cell at some point.

>>38179571
Frieza
Cold
Every single one of Frieza's subordinates who died on Namek
Probably also the Namekians revived on earth
The Z fighters
Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz
Probably Cooler, Turles, Garlic and all their minions too.

>>38179664
DRALO said no Cooler earlier. So far we know us, Nappa, Vegeta, Piccolo, Frieza, Cold, Ginyu, Guldo, and Raditz.

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"You're no match for Piccolo and I," you tell him confidently.

The creature glances between you and your Namekian friend. "Oh? You honestly believe that the two of you can win? You couldn't defeat me on your own, and Piccolo won't be nearly enough to tip the scales in your favor."

"The two of you keep calling me Piccolo," the Namek comments. "It seems you have me mistaken for someone else."

With a yell, Piccolo begins gathering his energy, and you finally get a glimpse at the depths of his new power.

This time, the creature is unable to stand against the raging tempest that is summoned as The Namek gathers his power, and is thrown back as all that remains of the city begins to shake. You find yourself barely managing to keep from being blown away completely as you're pushed back by the power up.

To say that the Namek is more powerful than you is an understatement. He makes you look downright weak by comparison. The strength he possesses is enough to reduce the entire planet to ruins in seconds, and more than enough to take you down even quicker.

The creature gets back to its feet as your friend finishes powering up, eyeing him in shock.

"I am the Namek," your friend finishes, smirking at the creature.

"I think we should tag team him, but I'm open to suggestions," you comment. "I suggest we go for its tail, though."

"That won't be necessary," the Namek tells you. "I'll destroy every last piece of it."

>A. Insist on helping

>B. Ask if he's sure he can handle the creature alone

>C. Stay silent

>D. Attack

>E. Something else

>>38179664
So basically a finalboss with all the worst cheesiest moves possible at his disposal. Right now Cells being arrogant as fuck. A blitz could kill him outright but if he's given a chance to realize he can die he's going to pull every asshat stunt possible to live.

Oh and he's just a few bodies away from obtaining ungodly amounts of power that Kaguya might not be able to top. The gloves are officially off and possibility of death is high if we fuck up. Welcome to the final destination on our DBZ tour before going entirely homebrew territory. Barring movies DRALO hasn't touched yet.

>>38179783
>>E. Something else
stay back and make sure it does not try to run away.

>>38179783
>A. Insist on helping
>D. Attack

Even if he says no, lets rock Cell's shit!

>>38179783
>E. Something else
"Very well, but if he catches you with that tail, I am stepping in"

>>38179571
Frieza
King Cold
Ginyu
Guldo
Jeice
Burter
Recoome
Zarbon
Dodoria
Cui
Appule
Various other Frieza Soldiers
Vegeta
Nappa
Raditz
Piccolo
Goku
Gohan
Tien
Yamcha
Krillin
Kaguya
Kazuma
Haya
Billy
Chiaotzu
Saibamen

>>38179783
>>E. Something else
Play Goalie so Cell doesn't get away.

>>38179783
>B. Ask if he's sure he can handle the creature alone
"Your energy is in there too. Leave nothing to chance, don't let it surprise you."

>>38179783
>A. Insist on helping
>B. Ask if he's sure he can handle the creature alone
>E. Something else
"If you need the help just ask, im going to make sure if there arn't any people around"

>>38179783
>>A. Insist on helping
Odds are he has your ability to regenerate. I'll be power up for something that would hopefully eradicate him in one good hit. No left overs to come back from.

>>38179783
If you are certain, but if you need help I'm here. Be careful though, I swear I can sense myself in it, so put finish it quickly just in case it gets stronger the same way I do.

>>38179819
This, the namek can handle him. We need to amek sure he does not pull some sly shit and get away

>>38179783
>B. Ask if he's sure he can handle the creature alone

>>38179840
>>38179846
I am actually okay with these.

He won't let us get in the way anyway with his current power level. Step in if shit hits the fan or if mutant bastard tries to leg it but thats about it.

Anything more and Piccolo might actually try to slap us away. Dudes riding a power high.

>>38179845
>Saibamen
Oh no he is going to try and kill Yamcha isn't he?

>>38179846
This, we'd just get in the way otherwise.

>>38179903
Nigga pls.

EVERYTHING Kills Yamcha. Its almost a god damn running gag here.

>>38179919
Not really, the he got killed by Vegeta during the saiyan saga. A lot more better to get killed by the final boss than some mob trash.

>>38179845
I don't think he has Freiza's soldiers. They could have been collected, but they don't have special techniques, and their powerlevels are so low they are still assisted with weapons.

>>38178889
Fuck yeah it's DBZ Human Quest
Sup Dralo, sup questers, sup lurkers. How y'all doin'.

>>38179845
You'd think that they'd keep the list shorter to avoid diluting individual talents to much. I mean, seriously, what does Dodoria or Cui offer?

>>38179963
He probably had a couple who were stronger than others.

>>38179963
They were unique alien sources of cells, some of them had minor traits that made them desirable for use. They factor in to Cell's genetic makeup only in an extremely small amount.

>>38179977
Alien strength, probably a technique or two.

>>38179977
Being spiky and tasting like fish

>>38179977
18k and 22k plus the Maximum Buster.

>>38179977
>Dodoria
thick meaty vagina

>>38179973
Now that I was able to reach the quest in time, and read the archives; dandy.
We gave a nice farewell to Kami.

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>>38179977
Cui probably made asexual reproduction easier.
So Cell can make pic related

>>38180011
If all Cell has are cells, how does he know their techniques?

Seriously, this is the point in the series where I dropped it, because even for DBZ that makes no sense.

>>38180118
He has their DNA, which means he has their abilities.

>>38180118

It's basically Science-Fantasy justification for him knowing all of their techniques. Although it's kind of funny that he only uses like 3 or 4 of them. Really tells you something about which ones scale well into higher power levels and which don't.

>>38180148
But learned techniques aren't genetic.

>>38180148
Genetic ones yes but all their learned techniques is what he means. The Z Fighters alone spent years learning and perfecting their combat techniques and skills.

But hey its fucking SCIENCE we aint gotta explain shit son!

>>38180157
Special Beam Canon, Kamehameha, Destructo Disc, and Frieza's disc move. It might also be based on which cells are more dominant.

>>38180179
>>38180192
Didn't he also get memories from them?

>>38180326
Well, i don't think that's how genetics work, but I am no expert on DBZ science

>>38180326
memories and experiences are a good chunk of a person's power level, imo.
cell gains both since he gains their power level, i suppose.
hence the way he gains their techs

>>38180326
Not that I recall, and cells don't have memories. At least, not in the same sense that complex organisms do.

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"Fine, but if he catches you with that tail, I'm stepping in," you tell him.

"It won't come to that," the Namek promises.

"If you need any help, just ask," you tell him.

"Right," he says, staring at the creature. "You know, it wasn't smart to kill every person in this city."

"And why not?" the creature asks.

"Because as long as there are no innocent people to get in the way, I'm free to fight you with my full strength!" the Namek tells it.

"Then what's stopping you?" the creature asks.

The Namek smirks. "You know, that's a good question."

He holds his right hand out towards the creature, gathering a tremendous amount of energy. The creature holds its ground, paying you no mind.

The blast the Namek unleashes vaporizes what's left of the city. So much power goes into the attack that you can't even sense the creature it was directed at. All you can do is gain altitude as quickly as possible to avoid being consumed.. A brilliant flash of light consumes your entire field of vision, and the sounds of it destroying everything in its path assault your ears.

When you're finally able to see again, there is nothing left of Gingertown but a crater. However, the creature remains where it was, looking entirely unscathed.

"Well, Piccolo, now that you've shown me one of your attacks, I think it's time I did the same," it tells him, slowly rising into the air and placing two fingers to its forehead.

The Namek stares up at it, trembling with shock, and perhaps fear. Your own eyes widen as you realize what the creature is about to do. But, it shouldn't be possible.

"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" it shouts, pointing the two fingers down at the Namek and unleashing a spiraling beam of energy.

The Namek recovers from his shock just enough to swat the attack aside, only to let out another shocked cry as he looks up and finds that the creature has vanished.

>A. Sense for it

>B. Suggest retreating

>C. Something else

>>38180356
Its not how it works. Genetic Memory is a load of crap and purely in the realm of science fiction.

Hence SCIENCE!! I AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT SON!

Seriosuly Cell was a level of bullshit that makes me scream internally. He's like the "Independence Day" of DBZ.

>>38180385
And people's organs and bones don't survive 100x gravity.

>>38180402
>>A. Sense for it

>>38180402
>A. Sense for it
>C. Something else
Prepare to counter if he is behind us

>>38180402
>>A. Sense for it
>C. Something else
Have a Flashbang ready

>>38180402
A and be on the move so it can't get behind us easily and to look for it visually.

>>38180402
>C. Strafe sideways while sensing
Precautions are key when dealing with Imperfect Cell.

>>38180411
You can wave that one off with DBZ's crazy kung-fu fightan magics.

Cell was their attempt at Sci-fi and it was very poorly thought out. anyway.

>>38180402
>A Sense for it
Expect backstabbings on either us or Piccolo. Its been nothing but a sneak so far.

>Captcha:ceell
Well no shit we're trying to kill him captcha now stop cheering for the abomination!

>>38180440
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These

>>38180410
>>38180402

>A. Sense for it
This is why I said that I am no expert in DBZ science, since you know; Science in DBZ solely exists to move the plot foward

>>38180402
>>A. Sense for it
where did that sonofabitch go!

>>38180440
>>38180464
imperfect cell is a sneaky fuck. this is the way to do things right now

>>38180157
>>38180148
This is why I said a few threads ago that we shouldn't come up with new awesome techniques before cell is complete. Now he probably has our enhanced moves as well.
Now we have to come up with counter-moves

>>38180402
>>A. Sense for it
we keep eyes on it at all time (and we feel for it, never losing the energy) it will not get away

>>38180326
Yes and no, he gains partial memories of the cells he gains, but it's mostly how they used their techniques. So he might not hate Kaguya yet

>>38180569
Oh we will make this change I am sure

>>38180326

He might, but Dr. Gero's supercomputer that was overseeing Cell's development curbed any unwanted personality traits, and probably could have done the same for memories.

>>38180569
Pretty sure he does already. He already wants to drink us slowly according to DRALO and we were making fun of him when he showed up before he drank the guy.

>>38180587
Pretty much we might actual trigger some sort of memories from Vegeta's and Freeza's cells when we fought them

>>38180402
>A. Sense for it

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You quickly begin moving, sensing for the creature as you desperately attempt to locate it.

It takes only an instant for you to detect it moving behind Piccolo, who quickly turns around to face it.

"Hello, friend," it greets.

Piccolo pulls his right hand back, gathering energy and thrusting it towards the creature in a powerful blast. However, the creature simply appears behind him once again.

"Your efforts are in vain," it tells him coldly. "Resistance is futile. Nothing you can do will save you now. You've come here to fulfill your purpose; being my meal."

Piccolo spins, kicking at it, only for it to vanish once again. You quickly spin around and find it hovering behind you, smiling coldly.

"So, Kaguya, are you still convinced that I'm no match for the two of you?" it asks.

>A. Attack

>B. Prepare to defend

>C. Retreat

>D. Something else

Presumably Gero programmed the computer to teach Cell the moves.

Though, since he's never seen Time Stop get used, maybe we won't have to deal with it.

Hahahahaha yeah right, we're gonna get raped.

>>38180708
>A. Attack
Your mouth certainly is.

>>38180708
>>A. Attack
use our lightsaber hand thingy.

>>38180708
>B. Prepare to defend
"Oh wow, you sound like Vegeta and Freeza"

>>38180708
>A. Attack
Just punch or kick the fucker. Maybe see what a Dodon ray to center mass does to him.

>>38180708
>A. Attack
If you run as fast as your mouth you might get away

>>38180708
>>A. Attack
Nice ability. I take it you cribbed it off of one of the other aliens I stomped?

>>38180708
>A. ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK
Yes and you're going to regret it. Commence the punchings!

>>38180708
A with a punch in front towards it and an energy blast behind us, since it seems like it likes to appear behind the person attacking it.

>>38180745
This,but with
>A. Attack

>>38180708
>D
"Isn't that Guldo's technique?"

Q. How the shitballfucks did Cell tank the unnamed namekian's attack? Nobody I know h..

Oh fuck.

He has the Androids' energy shield doesn't he.

>>38180708
>A. Attack

>>38180708
This baby >>38180774, i always wanted to do this when some fucker does this trick

"You are like Frieza, just the wrong color"

>>38180708
>A. Attack
Well cockroaches are supposed to be hard to kill.

>>38180708
>A. Attack
>D. Something else
Kamehameha
>>38180793
We don't know that since we never meet fought Guldo

>>38180817
No he time stopped and got out of the way.

>>38180817
He didn't tank it.
>>38180793
We never fought Guldo, just blew him up on the spot before he had a chance to do anything.

>>38180708
>A. Attack
Maybe you're a match for us, but our friends or the androids will easily beat you, you over grown pest.

>>38180817
It begins with Za and ends with Warudo

>>38180852
>>38180833
But we must have heard something from Krillin, Gohan, a Chiatzou, right? At least when we wnt home and recited the story for those who weren't on Namek

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>>38180875
Well shit.

>>38180875
Oh my god we're gonna have to resist the Time Stop to beat Cell. We're gonna have to GUTS our way out of it.

>>38180875
I'm surprised he hasn't unleashed a bunch of ki blasts near us during time stop

>>38180911
Basically. He's fuckign with us right now trying to wear us down and get an opening. The only reason we aren't dead yet is because he's toying with us.

We gotta step it up here.

>>38180936
Cause they wouldn't hurt us (yet)

>>38180885
This is a good point, Guldo never said who he was before we blasted him. He asked how we were still alive after going against the Captain and boys, and then got got.

Question; Does he know the instant transmission? Goku didn't learned it here, but Cooler still knew it. He was here, but he didn't use it.

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"Wow, you sound like Vegeta and Frieza," you comment.

It smirks. "Of course I do."

You punch at the creature with your right hand, while firing an blast of energy behind yourself at the same instant with your other.

The creature vanishes again before your fist can make contact, and its tail slams into you from above, sending you plummeting to the ground below. You land on your feet and look up, seeing no sign of the creature.

Hot breath against your neck is the only warning you receive before the creature kicks you in the back, sending you crashing face-first to the ground. The attack came so suddenly that you weren't even able to sense the creature, which laughs as it strolls over to you.

Piccolo lets out a yell and charges at the creature, only to punch through empty air.

You push yourself to your feet and find the creature standing just a few feet ahead, smirking at you. Piccolo turns to face it, grinding his teeth together. You can tell that this thing is unnerving him immensely, and you can't exactly blame him for feeling that way.

The creature raises its hands, cupping them together and lowering them to its right side. You feel it begin to gather energy, and Piccolo tenses up.

"Ka......" it begins.

>A. Attack

>B. Retreat

>C. Get out of the way

>D. Prepare to swat the attack aside

>E. Something else

>>38181089
>>C. Get out of the way
Time to move

>>38181089
>C. Get out of the way
Dodge!

>>38181089
>>E. Something else
use the Flashbang against him and rush his ass while he's disoriented.

>>38181089
>E.Beam counter.

Cell... you monster. How many lives have you sucked away to increase your power?

>How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>38181089
>>E. Something else
flash bang, then get in close with light saber

>>38181089
>C. Get out of the way
and
>>38181122

>>38181089
>C. Get out of the way

>>38181115
>>38181133
sounds like a plan

>>38181115
Agreed this is our chance to attack, hopefully he can't timestop AND Kamehameha.

>>38181122
Kekd.
>Even Mr.Satan is afraid

>>38181089
>C. Get out of the way

>>38181089
>>38181133

Seconding this.

>>38181089
Wait is he facing us or The Namek?

>>38181171
Both.

>>38181089
Tell the Namek to get into a beam struggle with Cell, while we go up behind him and Destructo his ass.

>>38181089
>E. Flare and rush.

>>38181089
>E. Something Else
flashbang and rush

>>38181233
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>>38181115
this, but with our light saber

>>38181260
I'd say flashbangs better. if he's stunned we can wallop the hell out of him with whatever we got.

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How do you fight someone who can Za Warudo to dodge our attacks? He's not going to be careless like Guldo, plus he's actually strong instead of a weakling. This arc is probably the most deadly one out of the whole series because Cell is even more of a Mary Sue than he was in canon.

Boned level: Over 9000

>>38181187
Well shit.
>>38181133
Let's do this then.

>>38181274
flashbang THEN light saber. Not flashbang then punch

Question for the anon in these threads who's proclaimed his dislike of Break Through the Limit and Honor Trip.

Do you know of any actual good DB or DBZ fanfics? It'd be nice to have something good to read on days when DRALO's not QMing.

I've also been recommended Bringer of Death, Savior of Demons, and Dragon Ball Multiverse, but I'm hesitant to check them out now since all 5 were recommended by the same person.

>>38181334
Royal Namekian Blues. Not really though.

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You raise your right hand above your head, capturing light in the palm of your hand as you clench it into a fist.

You hurl a tiny ball of light towards the creature, which vanishes and reappears a few feet away. You reclench your fist, and the ball explodes in a brilliant flash, disorienting the nearby creature, and giving you the opportunity you need to attack.

You rush forward, channeling energy into your right hand and creating a blade of Destructo Disk like energy as the creature covers its eyes.

Catching the creature entirely off-guard, you cut right through its raised arms and sever its head from its shoulders.

Piccolo lets out a surprised cry as the creature's head bounces away, its body remaining standing and its tail writhing furiously, seeming to be stabbing out in various directions and nearly impaling you as it did the man before.

>A. Cut the tail off

>B. Cut the body to pieces

>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body

>D. Something else

>>38181406
>A. Cut the tail off
no tail for you mister, no no no!

>>38181406
>Cut the tail off, then incinerate the whole body including the tail.

>>38181406
>>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body
no even ash will be left. we also need to make sure the head is vaped too

>>38181406
>A. Cut the tail off

>>38181406
>>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body
Regen this !

>>38181406
>>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body
not just the body, but the head we just cut off too

>>38181406
>A
>B
>C
Do what Trunks originally did to Mecha Frieza

>>38181406
>A. Cut the tail off
Surely nothing bad will happen, right?

>>38181406
C and tell Piccolo to destroy the head.

>>38181406
>C

Full body disintegration! NOTHING REMAINS!

>>38181444
this, definitely

>>38181406
>B. Cut the body to pieces

>>38181406
>B. Cut the body to pieces

To Piccolo: Quick! Help me destroy all of it! If it has your cells it might comeback!

>>38181406
>>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body
"Namek burn the head!"

>>38181406
>D. Channel a blast and destroy the body AND HEAD
Do not forget the head.

It turns out he used one of Kaguya's favortie techniques, multiform and he made it more believable clone that bleeds

>>38181406
>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body
Nuke it from orbit!

>>38181444
this, but make sure we get the arms. EVERY part of cell will be blasted

>>38181406
>A. Cut the tail off
>B. Cut the body to pieces
>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body

>>38181513
Oh god, could you imagine. Well, this Cell can't hold its breath now since the head isn't attached to the lungs.

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>A. Cut the tail off

>B. Cut the body to pieces

>D. Cut the head

>C. Channel a blast and destroy the body

Oh my god, we just might end this nightmare here and now. Don't waste this opportunity!

>38181406

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJKCgtUDCJ4

the end of this

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>>38181553
>mfw we permaded this Cell
>mfw this isn't the only Cell

Well I now know who's arm Cell is going to take and it ain't going to be pretty for us.

>>38181604
sheeit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DdtTw_Cxc
I find this very relevant!

There is no way DRALO is letting Cell not become perfect so either this one survives or more Cells decided to hit this timeline/universe.

Either way, we are fucked.

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You quickly slice through the tail, letting the severed, wriggling appendage fall to the ground, writhing as its body continues to tremble.

"Namek, destroy the head!" you shout to your friend as you move to target the body.

You cup your hands at your side, just as the strange creature did just moments ago, and begin to channel energy.

"KAMEHAMEHA!" you shout, firing a massive blast of light blue energy that consumes the body of the creature, incinerating every last bit of it.

Piccolo touches his fingers to his head, quickly gathering energy before holding the fingers towards the dismembered head of the creature.

"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" he shouts, firing the spiraling beam of energy through the creature's head, causing it to explode into tiny pieces.

You vaporize the tail for good measure, and turn your head at a low rumbling sound.

In the distance, several large shapes slowly draw nearer. Soon, you can actually make out what they are, and realize that several tanks are approaching.

"So, they sent the military to deal with this," Piccolo comments.

The tanks soon pull up in front of you, taking aim at both you and Piccolo. A man in a blue uniform steps out, scowling angrily at the two of you.

"You there! Are you responsible for what has happened here?" he demands.

>A. No

>B. No, but you destroyed the creature that was

>C. Stay silent

>D. Ask Piccolo for advice

>E. Something else

>>38181691
he would not do that. he lets us do what we want. if we kill cell early, we kill him

>>38181700
>A. No
I'm 9 sir.

>>38181691
Multi-Cell! Two more Cells show up due to multiform bullshit. Androids are still a threat.

>>38181700
>B. No, but you destroyed the creature that was
>E. Something else
"Do you have a phone I can borrow?"

>>38181700
>>B. No, but you destroyed the creature that was

The peoples army of the republic of north korea!

>>38181700
>>A. No
We fought it and hopefully blew it up, but we can't be sure.

>"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" he shouts, firing the spiraling beam of energy through the creature's head, causing it to explode into tiny pieces.
>explode into tiny pieces.
>tiny pieces
>not incineration to sub-cellular level
>implying we aren't about to get wrecked

>>38181700
B and I'm Kaguya, I fought the Saiyans almost 4 years ago.

>>38181742
Calling Gohan and our friends?

>>38181781
GG no re. Cell is about to feast on an army to get back in shape.

>>38181700
>B. No, but you destroyed the creature that was
Also, you see that crater? That's collateral damage from the fight. Yeah I know, shit happens. But fighting will only make it worse.

>>38181700
>A
No.

Is this DRALOS way if signaling the beginning of the rise of The God Emperor of Mankind Kaguya? Honestly He's probably gonna have a tank shoot at us. we catch the shell (WITH OUR TEETH) and make him shit his pants.

Oh and maybe
>D
Since piccolo might have a better idea on how to handle this.

>>38181732
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>>38181781
Pretty sure only Perfect Cell had prefect single cell regeneration.

>>38181781
Even if he did completely destroy it the possibility of Cell using Za Worudo and Multiform is there. Fucking ninja cicadas with their naruto power sets.

>>38181700
>B. No, but you destroyed the creature that was
>E. Something else
Fry those tiny pieces of head.

>>38181742
Guessing to call Gohan and check on the status of Goku?

>>38181781
fuck your right. We should vap it NOW

>>38181700
>>E. Something else
vap the head

>>38181803
Pretty sure his idea would be to claim the blame and say he was Demon King Piccolo reborn or something. That's how it usually would go probably.

>>38181837
>fuck your right. We should vap it NOW
>Metagaming
Let it be

>>38181837
Adding this to >>38181788 with a "one moment, just some leftovers that need cleaned up"

>>38181837
Nope Kaguya doesn't know about Cell's ability to regenerate so he isn't going to care about any leftover bits

>>38181700

Seconding this: >>38181818

>>38181872
Not really metagaming. It would be in character as we have seen Frieza come back after not being vaporized and we sensed Frieza's power in it.

>>38181872
I agree, sadly vaping the bits of the head would be ooc. He's more dead than Frieza could survive and more dead than anything we know a Namek can regenerate from.

>>38181897
He can feel some piccalo in him, and freeza too

>>38181872
>>38181897
we wanted to vap all of it to begin with. killing whats left of the head is something we would have done

>>38181907
There's never such a thing as being too paranoid. If you've ever played Shadowrun you would know this.

>>38181920
>>38181925
He can feel, he never saw piccolo's regenerate ability before

>>38181938
I'm sure the others told him of it though, and yes we did. Piccolo still lost his arm against Raditz.

>>38181938
yes we did after the Raditz fight.

>>38181938
Fairly sure that was explained off screen.

>>38181938
it does not matter, our plan was to vap all of him, and now that we see the little peaces over there, we will finish what we started

even if we know about namekian regeneration, it doesn't work anywhere near as well as Cell's. piccolo wouldn't regenerate from bits and pieces, dude can only handle limbs and shit

>>38181967
Willing to back it up. If theres one thing Kaguya does its finish something he puts his mind to. And if he wants to vaporize every little bit he's gonna fucking do it.

Kids kinda ruthless like that. He'll make a grand god king of the imperium of mankind someday.

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"No," you tell him. "But, we destroyed the creature that was."

"You?" the man asks. "How would you fight a creature that killed over fifteen thousand people?"

"Weren't you just accusing him of being the one that killed those fifteen thousand people?" Piccolo asks.

The man glares at him, then looks back at you. "And who are you supposed to be, kid?"

"I'm Kaguya," you tell him. "I fought the Saiyans a few years ago."

"Kaguya...that name sounds familiar," the man admits.

"I know him, sir!" a man shouts from a nearby tank.

"And how's that?" the man in front of you asks.

"I train at Satan Castle, sir!" the man in the tank tells him. "Kaguya trained there for a few days, beat pretty much every student there, and I think he was like, eight at the time."

"Hmm, is that right?" the man in front of you asks. "Well, in that case, I guess we should be thanking yo-"

He stops short as one of the tanks in the back explodes. He spins around, shocked, and demands to know what just happened.

Another tank explodes, and another, and another.

"What the hell is happening?" the man demands before crying out in shock as he is suddenly impaled by the tail of a horrific creature.

"I'm eating," the creature says as he consumes the shocked man, smirking at you and Piccolo.

>A. Ask how he's still alive

>B. Attack

>C. Prepare to defend

>D. Retreat

>E. Stay silent

>F. Something else

>>38182017
>>B. Attack
>A. Ask how he's still alive

>>38181999
Actually, Piccolo said during the Buu saga that he can regenerate as long as his head remains intact.

>>38182017
>A. Ask how he's still alive
>C. Prepare to defend
>F. Something else
"What the hell are you!?"

>>38182017
>A. Ask how he's still alive
>B. Attack

>>38182017
Cell is gonna be some real niggerly shit aint he.

>B. Attack

>>38182036
He got a zenkai boost didn't he?

>>38182017
A, B, and what are you?

>>38182017

>A. Ask how he's still alive

>B. Attack
Try and force him away from the military units.

>F. Look to see if Kamicollo has any ideas.

>>38182017
The fuck?

Well at least these tanks are gonna radio back to base that a superpowerful insect man is omnomnom.

>B. Attack
Fuck you, you're a cunt, die and stay dead

>>38182069
He's Cell and we just fucking vaporized him, of course he got a fucking massive Zenkai boost.

>>38182017
>F. Something else
Go save our fellow classmate and any other soldiers

>>38182036
shit, you're right. His petrified form crumbles and we don't see him regenerate but he says he did so.
Still, judging from Cell's regeneration it's got to be stronger. Cell pokes his head and says as long as his core remains he can regenerate, but he's lost his head and chest completely and still come back. It's either inconsistent (Akira Toriyama doesn't care) or it's really from a single cell

>>38182069
Cell? Probably, but it probably wasn't a major one.

Since he's got the time stop ability our only chance is if we recognize that and pull off some JoJo shit where we sense when it happens and force ourselves to be aware while he's in his time pocket, then force ourselves to act during it.

>>38182017
>>A. Ask how he's still alive

>B. Attack
Piccolo leave no pieces behind this time.

>>38182017
>B. Attack
we leave nothing
if frezza can do a planet buster, so can we, but we condense it into a wave or beam. Something big enough to get his whole body
and no, we dont fire it down, we get under him and shoot it

>>38182103
He has a core but he moves it around from what I understand. It's also far more resilient because of Frieza and King Cold's genes.

>>38182017
>F. Something else
"huh, so your copying freeza's stunt of coming back to life"

Dude.

What if Cell went a little further back in time than before

And he stealthily collected all the Dragonballs before revealing himself to ginger town

And he wished for Respawning or something

>>38182143
>Frieza did it

>>38182176
It would serve us right for doing nothing with the dragon balls when we had 3 years and knew the androids were set to kill everyone we knew.

>>38182216
Damn DBZ logic

>>38182017

>>38182017
>It looks more like you're drinking him to me.

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"How are you still alive?" you demand. "What the hell are you?"

The creature chuckles. "I already told you, Kaguya. I'm your brother, and my secrets will not be unlocked quite so easily."

"We tore you to pieces and burned the body!" Piccolo tells it.

"Yes, I will admit that Kaguya's tricks caught me by surprise," the creature tells him. "It was a very close call, but I assure you, I will not make the same mistake twice."

You and Piccolo prepare to attack the creature, which continues to stare at you as the panicked military units behind it are split between trying to retreat and trying to take aim.

As you prepare to strike, you find that you can't move your arms, or lift your legs. The most you can do is move your mouth and eyes. You can't even gather your energy. Glancing over at Piccolo, you can see that he is in the same predicament. Looking back ahead, you see that the creature has raises its hands overs its head, fingers pointed down.

The creature licks its lips. "Well, I think I've spent enough time playing with my food. It's about time I settled down and dug in."

It steps forward, slowly approaching you, glancing between you and the Namekian.

"The only question is, who do I eat first?"

>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>B. Accept your fate

>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions

>D. Something else

>>38182429
>>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182429
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature
could we use the beam span thingy we developed?

>>38182429
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182429
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182429

>>38182429
>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions
Time to get answers for our timeline

>>38182429
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions

>>38182429
>>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182451
You can't gather energy right now

>>38182429
A, fuck you, fuck off, and get rekt.

>>38182475
damn.

>>38182429
>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions
"Oh come on do you really have to be so shrewd with information? a decent introduction is all I ask"

>>38182429
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182429
>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature
Time for answers and for Kaguya to learn that Future Trunk's information is a bit outdated

Holy fuck, he probably got a massive Saiyan Zenkai boost too.

>>38182429
A and C.

>>38182429
>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions
>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature
"Why do I keep walking into traps like this!"

I'm hoping Kamiccolo will keep him distracted with the cleverly requesting his bond villain speech while we use this convenient lift o matic 9 Billion to get stronk.

>>38182429
>>B. Accept your fate
GG Well played.

>>38182429
>>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182429
>You can't even gather your energy

Can we self destruct?

>>38182518
He's been stated to be weaker than us, and he's miles and miles behind the namek. Even with the zenkai boost, his only advantage is all of his abilities. If we can figure out a way past his za warudo and get out of his psychic hold we can vape him. Correctly, this time.
Also, Chiaotzu was too exhausted to fight when we broke his psychic hold. The same thing will probably apply here, if DRALO cares to include it. I mean, we're hundreds of times stronger than we were last time we beat this.

>>38182429
>D. Something else
"Your going to drink me slowly right now aren't you?"

>>38182551
Fuck you the only he gets num nums is we go down fighting all the way god dammit.

>>38182566
Are we going Vegeta mode again?

>>38182580
>Doubting the Zenkai boost

>>38182429
>C. Ask if the creature will honor your last request and answer some questions

>>38182429
>>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

>>38182596
I'm sure we much rather give up our own life to save everyone else, than be drank and power up the bug man

>>38182429
>>A. Fight! You know you can break free of this! You escaped Chiaotzu's psychic binds, you can escape this creature

"I AM A MAN!!!"

>>38182625
I never said it isn't a good idea

Oh my kami, he's using Guldo's techniques, thats why were having so much trouble.

>>38182654
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>>38182654
Yeah that's the drawback of blowing Guldo up, we didn't ever have a chance to train against his shenanigans.

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>>38182654
THIS IS HIS PUNISHMENT FOR US KILLING GULDO ALL THOSE THREADS AGO

DRALO SAID WE COULD HAVE REDEEMED HIM BUT DIDNT

REPENT

>>38182654
Only clued in now? DRALO took off the kid gloves with this fucker.

I don't know if we can win at this rate honestly. he's just got too many bullshit tier powers at his disposal and unless we pull out of this one we're seeing dead kaguyas.

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>>38182668
Maybe we could make our own counter-technique? If Guldo could, perhaps we could as well

>>38182668
>>38182654
I remember the thread where we blew Guldo up. When we asked if we had made any mistakes DRALO said "maybe blowing up a guldo" I thought he was referring to Kaguya's character, not cell being incomprehensibly strong.

>>38182654
Yeah, the timestop technique is brutal with cell. Especially since the traditional limitation was how long Guldo could hold his breath, and cell doesn't need to breath.

>>38182687
Honestly, I think we're overdo for a King Kai training arc.

>Kami is dead so we can't keep our body in Otherworld

FUCK

>>38182715
We'll need time and to rethreat tough. it's not something we can come up on the spot
Perhaps we could resurrect Guldo, and ask him about it?

>>38182717

Guldo's powers would've been there regardless, seeing as how Dr. Gero was monitoring the fights on Namek and on Earth when the Ginyus were wished back accidentally.

>>38182429
>A
Always vote exclamation points

Also it's the fucking wish to ressurect everyone who died on Namek that fucked us here, not killing Guldo. Cell was never meant to have so many more powers.

>>38182715
It's pretty much our only hope. We need to learn how his techniques work and how to keep from being effected by them.

>>38182755
We need some sort of magic. Also reminds me of an upgrade I was thinking about giving the Ginyu force for a quest I'm working on.
The upgrade was magic activated by team poses.

>>38182813
When asked about using a wish to be able to use Namekian style magic without losing our Unlimited potential Dralo was on the fence on it. Magic is pretty damn cool in DBZ, it would be fun to learn some.

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You struggle with everything you have to break free of the psychic bonds holding you in place. You were in a similarly difficult situation during your training with the Saiyans all of those years ago, and you managed a victory. You can do it again, you just need time.

"Well, I guess this is it," Piccolo admits. "We've lost."

"Finally, you realize the futility of it all," the creature comments happily. "But don't feel bad, the two of you will soon become part of something far greater than you know."

"What do you mean?" Piccolo asks.

"You will be absorbed into perfection!" the creature answers.

"Okay, but first, can you honor our final request?" you ask the creature.

"Please, tell us, who are you?" Piccolo asks. "And why do I sense Goku's energy in you? And Frieza's, and Vegeta's?"

The creature stares at him, then nods. "Very well, since you're both literally dying to know, I suppose I can tell you."

"My name is Cell," it says. "I am a biomechanical Android, the single greatest achievement of my creator, the brilliant Doctor Gero. You see, in an effort to create the ultimate lifeform, Doctor Gero devised a method to combine the cells of the strongest fighters in the world into one singular being. Unfortunately for the good Doctor, however, he soon realized such a task was far too complex to be completed within his lifetime, so he programmed an advanced supercomputer to carry out his work, and it worked tirelessly to complete the task of combining the cells of the greatest fighters to walk the Earth, such as the Saiyan Nappa, the young but powerful Gohan and Kaguya, and even Frieza, his father, the Ginyu Force, and others during their brief visits to Earth."

>A. Ask how the cells were gathered

>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>C. Stay silent

>D. Something else

>>38182675
At least we might have some fun in the after life. We could meat Pikon and Obliu.

If we aren't destined for hell after what we did to Gohan[/spoiler[

>>38182891
>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>B
did dr. gero program you to reproduce asexually too 'cuz ur a fag.

>>38182891
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891

>A. Ask how the cells were gathered

>>38182891
"But you are here then why make the other androids at all? You just outclass them"

>>38182924
Can I spend a vote just to counter this so we don't say that?

>>38182891
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!
WE ARE THE LEHENDARY SUPER HUMAN.

WE WILL NOT BE DENIED. SHATTER THE BONDS OF THIS MONSTER LIKE THE DAWN SHATTERING THE COLD GRIP OF NIGHT.

>>38182891
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>A
>B

Okay, so make it out alive, create a counter-technique, and/or wish Guldo back.
Should we go for this?

>>38182891
>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38182891
>B. Keep fighting to break free!
>D. Something else
"So, if we did have the power to kill you, how would we do it?"

>>38182891
>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>D. Something else
"What are you talking about, the only androids Trunks told us about were Android 18 and 17. They blew up the lab so there is no way your an android"

>>38182997
He's vegeta's kid, of course he fucked it up

>>38182988
Can't use the Dragon Balls. They left with Kami.

>>38182962
And then Kaguya exalted as a Solar and promptly used his newfound power to learn Ascendant Battle Visage and troll Vegeta by becoming a "Super Saiyan."

>>38183019
Nope, the dragon balls are tied to the namek he became. That's how it was in the anime anyway. Did we change that?

>>38182891
>>A. Ask how the cells were gathered
>>B. Keep fighting to break free!

>>38183024
Vegeta respons by becoming the first ever Saiyan Pillar Man.

>>38183019
We can ask King Kai to contact the Namekians and have it done. Their dragon balls can only resurrect one person per wish after all

>>38183045
No kami fused with piccolo, kami is gone so are the dragonballs with him

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>>38182962
Dude she's like 10, she couldn't shatter the cold grip of my noodly neckbeard arms.

>>38182891
A, B, and that doesn't explain how you survived being decapitated and blown up.

>>38183083
We did some insane shit when we were even younger.

>>38183069
Rather not make him ask the nameks, rather start Kaguya's adventures in space early and probably land on Yardart and learn IT when we are doing ship repairs.

So could we theoretically use the Kaio-Ken by limiting the amount of power that the technique can access, use, and multiply? Because the reason it's supposed to make us explode is because it multiplies the user's max power, and given our nature as a super human, the strain it puts on our bodies will cause our max power to constantly increase as we overcome our bodily limits, thus creating a runaway positive-feedback loop, right? So if we can limit the amount of energy that the Kaio-Ken can access, couldn't we safely use it in theory?

>>38183138
i doubt we have time for that