>>38436985
>A. Keep watching

>>38436985
>C. "I blame myself ... and the GInyus."

>>38436985
>A. Keep watching

>>38436985
>>A. Keep watching
>C. Ignore girls.

>>38436985
A, much like the Ginyus had a flair for the dramatic.

>>38436985
>A. Keep watching
>C. Something else
"Probably Ginyu's and Freeza cells taking over"

>>38437022
This

>>38436985
>>38437035
>C. Fail not to notice that Haya's figure has filled out quite nicely
Don't forget DRALO, you were the one who bought it up.

>>38437080
No man

>>38437080
No

>>38437080
No. Gohan is our brother from another mother. Despite the others our age he is our closest friend. We've been through more with him than anyone else.

>>38437080
no

>>38437080
No not worth it. Kaguya is into chicks, We'll be bash brothers with Gohan though.

>>38437080
I don't have the words to express how horrified I'd be if this happened.

>>38437080

What are you, gay?

>>38437080
And here I just realized I quoted the wrong post. Whoops.

>>38437095
>>38437117
>>38437123
>>38437134
>>38437135
>>38437138
>>38437151
Sorry, meant to quote >>38436895

>>38437095
>>38437117
>>38437123
>>38437134
>>38437135
>>38437151
Fags.

>>38437022
>>38436985
This

>>38437162
That I would be okay with. Cell would love getting more people hyped up for this, and watching.

>>38437162
That's fine.

>>38437166
Says the fag.

>>38437162
We went and hand a friendly chat during our first encounter with what we were told were heartless killer androids. I can see Kaguya doing this, to be honest.

>>38437162
We have to make tag team costumes with Gohan if we are going to do that

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>>38437080
GAAYYY

>>38436895
Opinions? Worth doing for shits and giggles or would it essentially be tantamount to suicide?

This time with the right post quoted, holy shit that was embarrassing.

>>38437022

This.

>>38437207
The thing is cell has killed thousands and a Vegeta while the androids hadn't done anything yet.

>>38437378
Were, ugh... Buying time. And lulling him into a false (hopefully) sense of overconfidence.

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>>38437013
>>38437022
>>38437034
>>38437035
>>38437046
>>38437049
>>38437051
"I blame myself....and the Ginyus," you comment.

"My name, good people, is Cell," the monster on tape continues. "And whether or not you're aware, you are familiar with me."

His voice changes to the one he possessed in his first form. "Given, of course, that you've been watching the news about a creature stalking your cities and devouring their inhabitants. Gingertown, Nickytown, sound familiar?"

He returns to his normal voice. "I am what you might call the perfected form of said creature, and I'd like to take a moment to thank the human race for its generous donation of bio energy, and to assure everyone that I've reached my quota."

Piccolo clenches his fists in anger.

"But, let's move on," Cell continues. "This is an invitation for all of you to attend a little tournament I'll call "The Cell Games", to be held nine days from now about fifteen miles to the Northwest of this station. It will be like your World Martial Arts Tournament, except we'll fight in teams; me versus everyone else. Apart from that, you know the rules. If you forfeit a match or any part of your body touches the outside of the ring, you lose, if you are down for the customary count of ten, you lose, and, while I'll try to avoid this, if you die, you lose!"

He grins. "And if every member of your team loses, it's a loss for the entire world. That's right, defeat means that every person on the planet says goodbye, from the fighters to the poor children staring in horror, begging for mercy. So, in closing, I encourage all able-bodied fighters to accept my invitation. "

He extends his arm behind himself, and blasts a hole through the back of the studio, vaporizing much of the city beyond.

"Unless you've got better things to do. Can't wait to see you there," he finishes, flying out the hole in the wall.

>A. Ask when this happened

>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>C. Go home

>D. Go to Cell

>E. Something else

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>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437420
D. Go to Cell and do the WWE style Promo thing together

>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>D. Go to Cell
>E. Something else
"I'll be back, I need to check how much stronger Cell is than me"

>>38437420
D. Hype him up for this, see if we can test his strength.

And give humanity hope.

>>38437420
>>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437420
>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437420
>E. Visit Cell and suggest doing another promo, Professional Wrestling style

>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>D. Go to Cell
"Yamcha one IT please"

>>38437420
A then B. Face him as he was leaving the station.

>>38437420
>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437420
>D.

>>38437420
>D. Go to Cell

>>38437420
>C. Go home, let's check on our family. They haven't seen us in a day, but we haven't seen them in a year.

Guys, we have 9 days, can we agree to do our second round in the Hype Ebonics Rhyme Chamber? I mean, Gohan went twice.

>>38437470
can we?

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>>38437449
You can't hide Videl behind spoilers

>>38437504
Meant for that >E. to be a >D.

>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>D. Go to Cell
"Need to check how strong he really is"

>>38437531
Let's save that for buu.

>>38437449
>>38437552
She is going to kick our butts if we kick the bucket against Cell, won't she?

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>>38437420
>>A. Ask when this happened
>>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

no need to go to cell.

>>38437576
Nigger right now Cell is equal to Super Buu with Gotenks, we may not have a choice but another year

>>38437531
Yeah considering we were rushed through it. I wanted to at least work on our techniques and master lightning armor with Nappa but apparently there wasn't time to do shit in there besides mental training and grinding pl same as always.

And thus it begins again. When the 18 picture fag disappeared, a new videl themed one came to take his place.

>>38437609
Let's get everyone to take on Perfect Cell again in the Pendulum Room before we decide if we need another year.

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>>38437596
But Videl isn't slutty, she's a pure waifu.

If she were to appear that way, it's only because she's so pure she doesn't realize she's being slutty.

>>38437420
>A. Ask when this happened
>B. Go to the Pendulum Room

>>38437596

Keep your waifu shitposting away from here.

>>38437616
I wanted to learn to firebend. As long as we do that at some point I'll be happy. We can create wind gusts, raise rocks out of the ground, and make it rain, which we need to control better, so we just need firebending to become the Avatar. Then we can go off into space and land on the Avatar planet and tell Ozai that we aren't the ordinary everyday Avatar, we are the Legendary Super Avatar.

>>38437624
How much you want to bet its the same guy.

>>38437685
I know him and he's asleep, so no.

>>38437681
Alright, I laughed.

Wait are the same height as Gohan and if so are we both shorter than Videl at the moment and does she even know about Gohan's tail?

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>>38437470
>>38437481
>>38437487
>>38437504
>>38437505
>>38437529
>>38437530
>>38437543
>>38437562
"When was this?" you ask Videl.

"Yesterday," she tells you. "So, eight days to the Cell Games."

"Plenty of time to do more training," Haya says confidently. "He's going to regret giving us that much time!"

"That's the spirit!" Yamcha tells her.

"Hey Yamcha, can you use your Instant Transmission to teleport me to Cell?" you ask your friend.

"Are you nuts?" he asks.

"I want to see his power up close, and see how I measure up," you explain.

"Fine, I'll take you there, but I don't plan on ticking around," he tells you. "I suggest that you don't either."

He places his hand on your shoulder, and the two of you appear at the Cell Game's arena.

The ring was clearly inspired by that of the World Martial Arts Tournament, and in its center stands Cell, who glances in your direction.

"Good luck, I have some training to do," Yamcha tells you before vanishing.

>A. Approach Cell

>B. Sense Cell's power

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>38437750
>B. Sense Cell's power
>A. Approach Cell

>>38437655
>>38437596
Stahp pls

>>38437726
She does not

>>38437681
>Legendary Super Avatar

Damnit

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell
>>B. Sense Cell's power
If it's anything like the Pendulum Room visit he won't attack. If anything he'll be amused.

>>38437750
>>A. Approach Cell

>>38437750
>B. Sense Cell's power
>C. Leave

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell
>B. Sense Cell's power
>D. Something else
" This stadium is a little small if it's going to decide the fate of the world, don't you think?"

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell
>B. Sense Cell's power
>C.

So 8 days? I appreciate the courtesy

>>38437794
Ask him if posses and if so to prepare his best one during the Cell Games.

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell
>B. Sense Cell's power
>D. Something else
"OOH MACHO MAN KAGUYA SAVAGE CHALLENGES YOU TO A PROMO!"

>>38437681
Anyone else feel like whenever we take a long time to train its always a disappointing result? It just feels like so much time is wasted and all we ever get is a bit stronger but not strong enough to fight the bad guy equally. It would be nice if we actually made progress outside of vauge increases in power.

>>38437750
A and B.

Saw your broadcast, and was interested in seeing where things would be taking place and seeing how strong you were. Also, was thinking of a way to make people even more excited for this. And I know you're interested in doing that, you have my cells, and the cells of the Ginyus, so you have a flair for the dramatic.

>>38437794

This.

>>38437750
>B. Sense Cell's power
>C. Leave

Oh god, what have I done. First the Invincible Pasta Planet, now this.

>>38437794
>>38437826
Backing these in addition to my post of >>38437833

>>38437887
>Invincible Pasta Planet
What?

>>38437750
>A. Approach Cell
>D. Something else
"Just wondering, do you happen to have a weird stagnant salt taste in your mouth from eating Vegeta?"
>B. Sense Cell's power

>>38437915
Meta-Garlic Jr.

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>>38437776
How can you say no to this face?

>>38437750
>B. Sense Cell's power
>A. Approach Cell
Guy must be bored out of his wits.

>>38437776
Wait so Gohan has been hidden his tail all this time?

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>>38437833
>>38437828
>>38437818
>>38437803
>>38437794
>>38437791
>>38437786
>>38437778
You step into the ring and slowly approach Cell, feeling out his power, and knowing that he's doing the same to you.

His strength is every bit as monstrous as you feared it would be, and, despite your intense training, you just don't measure up to the kind of power he possesses. Still, you might last a minute or two, and that's more than you could have said yesterday.

A smile works its way onto Cell's face as you approach. "Kaguya, what a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting you to drop by so soon. Tell me, did you hear my announcement?"

You stop a few feet away from him, nodding. "So, eight days? I appreciate the courtesy."

He chuckles. "Well, you promised me a challenge, and I figured that I had to at least give you SOME time to shape up so you wouldn't completely embarrass yourself. It seems that you've been using your time well, you may actually manage to keep me entertained after all."

You glance around the ring before looking back at Cell. "This stadium is a little small to decide the fate of the world, don't you think?"

"Oh, come now, Kaguya, where is your sense of showmanship?" he asks. "We both know that the ring is a simple formality, neither one of us is going to just lose by ringout, and the sky is the limit of where our battle can take place."

>A. Ask what he thinks of your new power

>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor

>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>D. Something else

>>38437961
GM asked people to stop so don't be a faggot

>>38437986
He usually tucks it in his pants.

>>38438006
An occasional picture does not bother me, spamming and baiting does get irritating, however.

>>38437999
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>>38437999
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor
>>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>>38437999
>A. Ask what he thinks of your new power
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>>38437999
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match
>D. Suggest another TV promo, the reigning defenders vs the new challenger, a title bout for the fate of the Earth

>>38437999
>A. Ask what he thinks of your new power
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match
"But don't worry me and Goku will be sure to prepare ourselves in those 8 days to give you the perfect match. In 8 days one of us is going to leave the ring alive and other is going to be stain on it"

>>38437999
>>A. Ask what he thinks of your new power
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor

>>38438019
Why doesn't he just wrap it around his waist? I mean tucking it in his pants must be uncomfortable.

>>38437999
>A. Ask what he thinks of your new power
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>>38438046
Not if you snake it down the leg.

>>38437999
C.
Is it posing time?
Also nice trips.

>>38437999
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor

>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match

>>38438063
Haya probably saw it

>>38437999
The sad thing is, Perfect Cell is an arrogant cockhead, but dammit he does have charisma. If you didn't piss him off and he liked you he probably wouldn't be so bad to sit down and have a brew with (if you didn't have morals and didn't care about the mass murdering he would do all the damn time)

>>38437999
C and suggest us doing a promo for it together. Let's horrify our friends.

>>38438019
>He usually tucks it in his pants.


>Gohan and videl are getting a bit too close
>Kaguya wants to steal her away
>"Hey Videl Gohan has a tail!"
>reaches into Gohans pants
>she doesn't even stick around long enough to actually see the tail
>thinks they're both weird homos

>>38438063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysfr45RLOTk

>>38437999
"Be honest, on the off chance you ring out you would totally abolish the rule instead of calling it a loss huh?"

>>38438100
I wonder what everyone's reactions would be.

Especially Future Trunks'.

>>38437999
>C. Tell him that you're looking forward to the match
>B. Tell him you won't be the only competitor

>>38438113
Anon...

>>38438129
It's just a troll. Ignore them.

>>38438113
That is both low AND gay. Very out of character

>>38438117
Probably disgust that we're cavorting with a mass murdering monster as he holds the world hostage.

>>38438117
>OK, Who the hell is this kid. I get the weird feeling he was about to kill me inside the HPTC as well.

>>38438156
It's not like he can be held accountable for most of it, on account of being brainwashed and lacking free will. Now if his programming were to be wiped and he was giving a fair chance, however...

>>38438198
We should ask if this is part of Gero's programming

>>38438100
Supporting this

>>38438186
Time to get chaotic neutral up on this quest!

>>38438234
>>A. Say something (writein)
Can we ham it up? Go full Jon Cena, Hulk Hogan, Randy "Macho Man" Savage in here?

>>38438234
>>A. Say something (writein)
stay tuned folks cause this is going to be the best fight you will ever see.

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>>38438025
>>38438027
>>38438029
>>38438031
>>38438037
>>38438043
>>38438059
>>38438071
>>38438076
>>38438100
>>38438119
"I look forward to our match," you tell him. "But, I won't be the only competitor."

"I know, I look forward to seeing if any of your little friends can entertain me," Cell replies. "Especially Goku, I would very much like to test myself against him."

"Well, what do you think of my new power?" you ask.

"You've been training well, it should be enough to amuse me, if only briefly," Cell replies.

Movement catches your eye, and a terrified looking man with a microphone steps into the ring, along with a frightened man with a camera.

"E-excuse me, Mr. Cell," the man with the mic says. "C-could we trouble you for a few questions?"

Cell snatches the microphone from the man's hand. "I suppose I can give a few words. People of Earth, so good to be talking to you again, and I hope you're enjoying your final days. I am here in the lovely Cell Games Arena, and I'm not alone. Joining me today is a young man who plans to compete in the tournament."

The camera turns to capture your image as Cell continues.

"His name is Kaguya, and some of you probably remember him, as he was one of the little boys who stood up to the Saiyan invasion," Cell explains. "Truly, one of the finest warriors your world has to offer, and one of your greatest hopes for survival. The other being a man you should all be familiar with, the former world champion, Goku. Kaguya and Goku are two individuals I consider VIPs in my little tournament, and I look forward to seeing what they do with their one chance to save their pathetic world."

He looks over at you and tosses you the microphone. "Would you care to say a few words?"

>A. Say something (writein)

>B. No

>>38438234
>A. Say something (writein)
"I am the people's champion!'

>>38438234
>A. Say something (writein)
By the time I'm done with you you'll regret coming here. OHHH YEAHHHHH!

>>38438269
>>A. Say something (writein)
Can we ham it up? Go full Jon Cena, Hulk Hogan, Randy "Macho Man" Savage in here?

>>38438269
>>A. Say something (writein)
"Even if I fall others will take my place to Take.You.Down."

>>38438260
>>38438282
Do whatever you want, but that is not a writein

>>38438234
>A. Say something (writein)
"I'm going to enjoy beating you."

>>38438269
>A. "You listen here Cell. You may be tough. You may be green. You may even be perfect. But I promise, at this year's first and only cell games megaslam. I'm takin' you down! The name's Kaguya and you're gonna lose."
Pose.

>>38438269
>>A. Say something (writein)
"All I gotta say to you, Cell, is that Satan Castle doesn't put out weaklings!"

Gotta get that public on our side for spirit bomb shenanigans

>>38438302
I'm horrible at coming up with dialogue, especially ridiculously hammy stuff, so welp.

>>38438269
I've faced many monsters defending this world and its people and with the help of my friends I'll defend it from you, so prepare yourself Cell because I'm coming at you with everything I have!

>>38438269
NO Y'ALL KNOW THAT KAGUYAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ALL OVER YA BROTHERS!

>>38438269
>A. Say something (writein)
"Yes, I'd like to give my thanks to Cell for providing me and my friend Goku 8 days to train before the big event. And when the day comes, either me or Goku will prove to him that he isn't the strongest fighter in universe, as one of Mr. Satan's number 1 student's, I'm staking my live on winning"

>>38438269
Seconding >>38438327

>>38438269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klGRVTTntoI
It's time

>>38438327
>>38438375
These

I'm a little disappointed that so many of these ideas are Machoman based and not Ultimate Warrior based.

>>38438327
>>38438375
These please.

>>38438269
>A. Say something (writein)
"I should mention that the other little boy during the saiyan battle is my friend Gohan and he is a lot more stronger than me, maybe he might even become stronger than you Cell"

>>38438269
Macho Man Voice

"Now Cell, I'll give you your due, you've got the highest power on the planet, but my power?"

FLEX

"Aint nothing to joke at either brother, and in eight days, we're gonna see who will come out on top! And that's the bottom line, because Kaguya Pendragon said so."

DROP THE FUCKING MIC

>All this samefagging

>>38438461
Can we go with this? It's has the perfect mix of ham and theatricality.

>>38438461
Someone likes their WWE it seems

>>38438461
this

Wrestling's fake.

Should probably pose when we exit

>>38438461
We NEED this DRALO

>>38438269
Well look here Cell. I've fought Saiyans, galatic tyrants, demons, creatures that were literally immortal, androids, and cyborgs and through all of that I've never backed down. and I won't back down from you either. You claim to be perfect, you claim to be the strongest there is, but I've heard that before. If you think my friends and I are are going to let have your way with Earth you better think again. No one messes with my home and gets away with it. So in eight days Cell you better be ready, because I'm going to step into this ring with you, and you won't be the one walking out. I hope you're ready Cell, because I am going to end you.

Then pose.

>>38438529
yes, and and a wonderful form or performance entertainment. It's redneck theatre

>>38438536
This is a bit better.

>>38438461
MACHO MADNESS, SKY'S THE LIMIT

>>38438529
Vegeta, pls

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>>38438396
>>38438379
>>38438375
>>38438327
>>38438308
"Yes, I'd like to give my thanks to Cell for providing me and my friend Goku eight days to train before the big event," you begin. "And, when the day comes, either me or Goku will prove to him that he isn't the strongest fighter in the universe."

You pose, grinning at the camera. "Satan Castle doesn't put out weaklings! And, as one of Mr. Satan's top students, I'm staking my life on winning!"

"When you step into the ring on the day of the games, you already will have," Cell points out.

You smirk over at Cell. "I've faced many monsters that tried to destroy this world, and let me tell you, Cell, you may be tough, you may be green, you may even be perfect. But, I promise, I'm takin' you down! So, in eight days, we're gonna see who will come out on top! That's the bottom lime, because Kaguya Pendragon said so!"

You flex at the camera before dropping the mic.

The reporter nervously picks it up before turning to face the camera.

"There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Cell and one of his strongest opponents have just given their thoughts on the upcoming tournament!" he shouts. "The Cell Games are just eight days away, and, given how dangerous this creature is, we encourage our viewers to refrain from-"

Cell shoots a tiny beam of energy from his finger, killing the reporter and calmly strolling over, picking up the mic.

"As I said before, this is not some simple game," Cell says to the camera. "Defeat means the end of the world as you know it, so, anyone who is capable of throwing a punch should attend."

With that, Cell holds out his hand and vaporizes the camera, and the cameraman holding it before turning to you.

"Well, I'd say that should sufficiently grab public attention and generate quite a bit of interest in our little game," Cell tells you. "I hope you're ready to give the people a show, some last moments of excitement before the end."

>A. Leave

>B. Tell him that he'll lose

>C. Something else

>>38438617
um ok rude.

>>38438617
>B.
>A.

>>38438617
>>A. Leave
"See you in a few day cell."

>>38438617
I'm rather disappointed in the lack of Macho man in this

>>38438617
>A. Leave

>>38438617
"Get excited, 'cause shit's gonna get weird."
The fly home and hug parents.

>>38438617
"Why do you want to kill everyone anyway? Have you even thought about what you'll do if you win and kill everything?"

>>38438617
B, and point out that killing the reporter and cameraman probably just made it so no crew will show up to broadcast the tournament. And ask if he is going to have any announcers.

>>38438617
>A. Leave
>B. Tell him that he'll lose
>C. Something else
"I suggest you don't look down on us, after all I was able to outsmart you many times when you had the power to kill me with a flick of a finger"

>>38438684
WE NEED FUCKING JIM ROSS AND MICHAEL COLE TO BE THE ANNOUNCERS

DRALO I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU FOR THIS M8

>>38438529
You suck-diddly-uck.

>>38438668
It'd be incredibly out of left field, but I really like this.

If a chair isn't involved at some point I will be very disappointed.

>>38438684
You all ready know that ZTV is going to broadcast it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzTndo6pE8

>>38438617
>>A. Leave
>B. Tell him that he'll lose

>>38438617
>A. Leave

>B. Tell him that he'll lose

>C. Something else

"You know, the last time someone showcased as much arrogance and confidence in his abilities, I kicked his ass so hard he fled the planet. See you in 8 days, Vegeta."

I want to rustle Cell and Vegeta so fucking hard with this.

>>38438844

FUCKING THIS.

'Suddenly, Cell could swear that he could hear yelling coming from...inside him?'

>>38438844
No, we are pretty much stopping with trolling Vegeta at this point. Kaguya is already growing up and he didn't want Vegeta to go out like that.

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>>38438630
>>38438641
>>38438650
>>38438666
>>38438668
>>38438680
>>38438684
>>38438686
"Why do you want to kill everyone, anyway?" you ask Cell. "Have you even thought about what you'll do if you win and kill everything?"

He chuckles. "Kaguya, I am perfect now, a god, once I've stripped this planet of life, I'll go out into the universe and find more worlds to terrorize. I'll live forever, rampaging across the cosmos and sowing fear and destruction in exotic new worlds, keeping myself amused until the end of time. Perhaps I'll even occasionally come across fighters who can last for a minute or two. So, when I win, I'll just have fun in other ways, because now that I've achieved perfection, everything else seems so insignificant, even Doctor Gero's goals of world conquest. At this point, all I care about is enjoying myself, and destroying you all should be rather enjoyable indeed."

"I suggest you don't look down on us," you tell him. "After all, I was able to outsmart you many times when you had the power to kill me with the flick of a finger."

"Trivial mistakes made in a lesser form," Cell says dismissively. "In the end, you were still unable to stop me. And now, perfect as I am, I will not make such slipups."

"Well, Cell, get excited, cause shit's gonna get weird, and you're gonna lose," you tell him before turning away. "See you in a few days."

With that, you take to the sky, leaving Cell and his ring behind for the next few days, and knowing that, when you return, you may not be leaving again.

>That's it for tonight

Next update should be Tuesday evening, but follow me @qmdralo for schedule updates and to ask questions

Speaking of which, I will answer questions for a time

>>38438863
I mean, we either troll Vegeta hard core with this, or snap him out of whatever pain/torture he's in to say that Kaguya is coming to save him.

I dunno, seems like a win-win to me.

>>38438884
So was everyone watching us with Cell doing the interview?

i just remembered this Scott Stiener promo and am upset we didn't use it at all.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
>>38438844
Actually last person got cut in half, turned into a robot thing then blown up by their own attack.

>>38438884
What was everyones reactions, including Mr.Satan when Kaguya promoted?

>>38438884
Did you enjoy the Macho Man post but didn't really have time to include it since it was a late entry

AND HOW ABOUT THE BARDOCK STUFF FROM LAST THREAD CAN WE DO THAT PLS

>>38438884
Where there any promos you liked, but were posted too late?

>>38438884

I know power levels don't really work anymore, so how about a comparison instead?

How strong are all the Z-Fighters roughly relative to our current and past enemies?

>>38438903
Frieza was a pompous blowhard that didn't think anyone could ever become strong enough to defeat him.

Vegeta came to Earth to pick a fight, confident in his power and skills as a warrior (and his Saiyan pride) that no one (save maybe 10 people in the universe) could defeat him.

And he got his ass handed to him by a 6 year old.

>>38438937
You forgot a 6 year old kid and his friends, Kaguya would have been dead if he told everyone else to flee from the fight.

>>38438884
How're Frieza and his dad doing in hell? What about Cooler in space?

>>38438884
Is Vegeta aware of the things that are going on outside of Cell's body, and if so what (if any) reactions does he have?

>>38438884
>Find Parents.
>Hug Parents.

>>38438884
Why did the time chamber an event we had been getting excited about for so long not even last a whole thread? Why aren't we allowed to work on interesting moves or improvements instead of lol you punch each other for eight months meditate for three and try and motivate chiaotzu until time is up.

>>38438895
Yes

>>38438912
Haya: Well, this is entertaining

Kazuma: Oh God, he's going to kill the reporter, isn't he?

Billy: You tell him, Kaguya!

Hercule: Hehe, that's the spirit, kid! Make Satan Castle proud!

Videl: He seems so confident...

Krillin: Is Kaguya serious right now?

Goku: I'm looking forward to this, Cell

Trunks: Father, I'll avenge you

Piccolo: This is ridiculous

Yamcha: That's the spirit, kid! We'll take that bug down!

Gohan: I know you can do this, Kaguya

Tien: I hope he's right

Chiaotzu: I'll give this my all

Nappa: Hehe, yeah, we're gonna squash that overgrown bug!

Yajirobe: What else is on?

>>38438919
Maybe

>>38438923
Yes

>>38438932
Everyone except Chiaotzu is stronger than 17 and 18. The Super Humans and Saiyans have powers around the same as yours.

Piccolo is about as strong as second form Cell

>>38438968
Chillin'

Cooler is managing an empire.

>>38438979
Not really.

>>38438984
It shall be done

>>38438987
First of all, it lasted two threads. Second of all, what you just described is how all of the training arcs always play out, so instead of spending weeks on those, I just did the basics.

>>38438993
>Chillin'
ayyyy

>>38438993
Any chance of saying which ones?

>>38438993
Wat was Cells reaction to Kaguya joining in?

>>38438993
Is Kaguya currently around Fat Buu level of strength?

>>38438993
If provoked enough with the right triggers, can Vegeta become self-aware enough to start weakening Cell from the inside?

>>38438993
Are we ever going to see cooler again?
If so, is there a chance it could be on not-shitty terms?

>>38438993
So is Hercule still going to join in the Cell Games?

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>>38439049
Might see him Revival of F, where he turns into Super Cooler, like Freeza.

>>38438993
Has Videl been home since learning to fly? If so what was her dad's reaction?

>>38439071
He said it was ok for us to take her to the lookout and teach her, plus he likes Kaguya.

>>38439025
"Oh, this should be good."

Then

"I was right, that was great!"

>>38439028
Yeah, more or less, probably a little more
>>38439047
Nope

>>38439021
This
>>38438536

>>38439049
Probably, and he hates you, but it might be somewhat civil

>>38439051
Of course, the champ never backs down from a fight!

>>38439071
He was at Satan Castle at the time

>>38439066
Its like a fighting game color swap...

>>38438993
Did Yamcha teach Piccolo Kaioken while in the Hyperbolic Time Cahmber like we wanted him too?

>>38439092
why does he hate us. We didn't go all troll on him and we basically let him go unmolseted, was beating him really that bad?

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>>38439092
>he hates you
heart broken

>>38439092
Considering Revival of F has Goku and Vegeta having their SSJ forms locked by Beerus, can we have Kaguya's Super Human ability locked as well when the thread for the movie starts?

>>38439092
Woo, I can write better promos than WWE Creative. Though to be fair I think a monkey banging on a keyboard could do better promos than the ones they write for Roman Reigns.

>>38439118
I mean we kind of killed his entire family fucked him out of a fair fight. Even if he wasn't particularly fond of his family he's not going to be happy about it.

>>38439118
We trounced him without even giving him a chance to fight at full power, of course he hates us.

>>38439118
We killed his family and wounded his pride.

>>38439118
We didn't fight fair, and Cooler's almost Saiyan-like in how much he loves fighting.

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>>38439092
chances of cooler husbando: slim to none

>>38439117
Yes

>>38439118
You killed his family and kicked his ass. He respects you, but he hates you.

>>38439123
I'll think about it, that could be fun

>>38439136
Shotsfired

>>38439181
None

>>38439185
I'll respect. Means he might be willing to deal with us in the future.

>>38439185
Was there ever a chance of Vegeta not hating us? Will there still be a chance after this of us becoming at least mutually respected rivals?

>>38439123
Cue Kaguya going Kaioken and choking a bitch

>>38439185
He hates his family, hell he even admitted to it himself when he was going to fight us. If it was his pride thats keeping him from liking us he should be happy that he's still alive to have wounded pride. Arrogant ass.

>>38439209
Yes

>>38439202
Indeed, in fact, I do have some plans. Stay tuned.

>>38439221
>Arrogant ass

And this surprises you?

>>38439185
Will there be announcers at the Cell Games?

>>38439240
Not really just never expected him to be as blinded by it as his shit brother and father were. Apparently its genetic.

>>38439240
Will there be t-shirts with Kaguya's face being sold all around the world, during the Cell Games?

>>38439240
Oh, oh I have a pretty good idea what it might involve too. If I'm right I like the way you think.

>>38439240
Any chance of Cooler ever not hating us?

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As far as announcers go I'm bias but I really feel we could use the work Doc.

It's not really gonna matter either way, I mean if cell win's the earth is over and if the heroes win I have to go home to my wife, Mac.

>>38439244
Of course!

>>38439265
Apparently

>>38439267
During the Cell games? Not many. After, maybe a lot

>>38439280
Veeeeeeeeeeery slim

>>38439240
how much more powerful would we be if we did not fuck out with training to deal with chiaotzu?

>>38439308
Is Chiaotzu Superhuman now? Did we work on the psychic attacks with him as well?

>>38439308
How soon is android 13?

>>38439319
A fair amount, but nothing that will make a difference between life and death in the end (hopefully)

>>38439341
Not quite, and briefly

>>38439355
A few days

>>38439366
So considering that Cell mentioned Goku's name, how many people reacted or know about him, besides our friends?

>>38439305
Kinnikuman Style cell games or world martial arts tournament would be the best thing ever.

>>38439400
Anyone who was at previous tournaments, the king, Hercule, Eighter, Suno, etc

>>38439447
What does Hercule think about Goku, considering he was the former champion and he probably saw videos of his fights?

>>38439447
Will Mercenary Tao show up to the Cell Games if Gohan or us doesn't go to that one village?

>>38439447
Dralo, if we hit up the Pendulum room HARD, do you think we have a chance of making it?

Like, are we at a point when we could survive long enough against Semiperfect+Vegeta Cell to gain a bit of a power boost, and through sufficient grinding, manage to get on par with Semiperfect+Vegeta Cell?
I figure if we can get the superhumans up to Cell's semiperfect level, then we just might have a shot of downing him.

I hope Dende can make the ballz no longer inert before a year has passed. RIP the humans killed by the cyborgs & cell.

>>38439447
you know what was kaguya parents reaction to him on the tv

>>38439494
gohan doesn't meet best waifu?

Why would you do that?

>>38439494
Hell no.

>>38439465
"Your tricks won't work on me! I'm not scared of you, Goku!"

>>38439528
You should use the Pendulum Room. It's going to be a close call even if you win, and people are probably going to die.

>>38439545
"That's our boy!"

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>>38439551
her?

>>38439564
If we survive are people going to realize who we are in high school?

>>38439564
Has Dende even powered up the old dragon yet?

>>38439690
Probably

>>38439711
He's working on it

>>38439564
Surely Mr. Satan isn't so dense that he didn't notice Cell OBLITERATING ENTIRE FUCKING CITIES. Mr. Satan has to know that, even if that's a trick, that's a trick that makes him DIE, and he fucking should be afraid of it.

>>38439753
He has plot armor stronger than MC plot armor

>>38439743
could we stil blend in and make a superhero team with our friends?
Or we have to make this fight unwitnessed/ wish the dragonballs for anonimity, for it to happen?

>>38439753
It didn't phase him in canon

>>38439743
Can we hunt the dragonballs with our friends after all the training we do to at least reach close to perfect cell pl?

>>38439797
Well the only that might recognize us will be Videl

>>38439811
Sure

>>38439811
>>38439885
I know this might be asking a bit much, but I'd love a good ol' Dragonball-tier dragonball hunt. None of this "Taking the dragon radar, back in 5 minutes". I want a plot arc.

Of course with our power as it currently is, that's almost impossible.

>>38439837
She gets to be on our power ranger team

So what will our theme music be during the Cell Games?

>>38439934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHvj9wd2II8

>>38439934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STAQuOkfM4g

>>38439913
Well we get to meet Mercenary Tao since he has two of the dragonballs

Wait.... Do we still have the piece of fruit from the Tree of Might? Last I remember we gave it to Bulma to study it.

If we have trouble with Android 13 and/or Broly (assuming those occur before Cell Games), I think it might be time for us to eat it. We did keep it on "ice" so to speak for a situation just like this.

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>>38438993

>Everyone except Chiaotzu is stronger than 17 and 18. The Super Humans and Saiyans have powers around the same as yours.

>Piccolo is about as strong as second form Cell

>>38439028
>>38439092

>We are around Fat Buu canon strength, maybe more.
>We are roughly canon SSJ3 levels of power without the energy strain.


>Chiaotzu is around canon USSJ levels of power.

Anyone who still thinks we're following canon too closely, we've smashed canon not with a hammer, but an entire planet.

We're all SWOLE AS FUCK.

>>38440624
And Cell is even more swole. As long as Buu doesn't absorb our friends he is not a threat. Also we will make Hercule not be threatened by bullets.

>>38440239
We do. I would suggest our training regimen consist of sparring against Haya (or whatever other superhuman you prefer if you're afraid of girls, but Haya's been repeatedly stated to be the quickest at catching up power-wise) with Rampage Drive. She'll try to come as close as she can to matching our maximum, and retain that growth after we power down. Then we pop a couple of senzus and repeat the process from a disadvantage until we can match Haya. Then we pop a couple of senzus, and repeat the process.

If we're not at a level to match Cell we eat the Fruit to give us the best shot we can. If we're close enough, we split the Fruit three ways: Gohan gets some, we get some, and Haya gets some. We leave Haya in charge of keeping everyone else alive against the inevitable Cell Juniors.

>>38441679
>And Cell is even more swole
Perfect Swole?

I wonder how much Cooler's been training.
>Captcha: Spyro
Enough to find a sixth form with golden horns and the ability to breath fire, it seems.

>>38441947
We need to make sure we have 3 or 4 Senzus on us at all times, then we can pop one while using Rampage Drive or charging a Taihouki and pump even more energy into it. Holy shit this is how we should beat Cell. Charge a Taihouki, pop a Senzu, pour more energy into then teleport to Cell and blast him point blank with the Taihouki. Since we don't pass out until after we throw it.

>>38448456
I'd like to see if we can set up some kind of Senzu IV injector, maybe mix in a few combat drugs.
That said, people cared who we were before we put on the mask, so eh.

>>38439934
There is only one answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

The better question is what will Cell's theme be?

>>38448542

>On demand Senzu Bean injector

You magnificent bastard. I think we found our answer to our own form of nigh-infinite HP/energy.

>>38449161
Bear in mind that it's only useful if our enemy doesn't blast it.