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“But then that fallen angel homewrecker came along.” Laura growled. Yes, she would be the most pissed off about Sachiko. The two girls were nakama, obviously, but nevertheless fate had rendered them unable to get along in average situations. Sachiko had the dubious honor of being one of the few things that could make Laura truly mad. “And began talking to us.”

“Tatsuya-kun, is my cooking really that bad?” Kurumi says, shuffling close to him. “I tried to follow your instructions to the letter, but you told me a good cook must improvise when necessary so I began adding other ingredients to my meals. Is that wrong?”

“Uh, well…” Your bro begins, raising his hands. “Maybe you should just not improvise for now? Look, how about this? Come around to my house one day and we’ll make a meal together. I’ll carefully guide you through the motions. Hopefully, this’ll give you some good experience hehehe….”

“That’s a wonderful idea!” Kurumi cries happily, eagerly clasping her hands together. Then she leans much closer, until her mouth is inches from your bro’s ear. Veins bulge in Hatoko and Laura’s foreheads. “And then, maybe you can teach me a few other things too…” she whispers, with a voice that would make a silk tailor green with envy.

“W-what?” Your bro exclaims, flustered out of his mind. “What are you saying, Kurumi?”

“I’m coming too!” Hatoko exclaims.

“As am I. I will keep him away from any outward interference.” Laura’s teeth grit hard. “The nerve of Koshimizu, claiming my wife has her plaything. Unacceptable…”

“So, that’s what happened.” You groan. Same old, same old then. Certain things just never changed. “Whatever, let’s just all focus in class, okay?”

Satomi-sensei steps into the room and the noise of the class dies down. She looks awkward and nervous, as if about to suddenly squat down and lay an egg. She gulps, clears her throat and begins to speak.

“Everyone, I have an announcement for you all. A transfer student has arrived in our class.”

>>38447049
Laura's the soulless robot, Kurumi's the fallen angel.

>>38447049
>“Everyone, I have an announcement for you all. A transfer student has arrived in our class.”

Bro trouble sense activate!

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“Well, she’s not really a transfer student, just a student who was supposed to be in this class in the first place.” Satomi-sensei continues. “Um, please come in.”
The door opens. Sachiko walks in with a big smile and stops at the front of the room. She bows, once.

“Hello, everyone. My name is Sachiko Koshimizu and I am a member of the party of thirteen heroes. It is a pleasure to meet you all, and I look forward to working together in the near future.” She speaks. That was so characteristic of her: acting primp and proper on the surface, while being a sadist deep down.

Satomi-sensei directs her to an empty seat. Sachiko walks over to it, and the entirely damn time she makes eye contact with Laura. It is the type of eye contact in which both participants emit lightning bolts from their irises, with enough intensity to ignite every desk in the room. Sachiko is smirking maliciously, as if to say, “Yes Bodewig it’s meeeeeeeeeee.”

She takes the spot diagonally adjacent to your bro, to the upper right of him. Hang on a minute, since when had that seat been empty? Furthermore, how many strings had Sachiko grabbed hold of? Christ, the school would start resembling a seamstress’s shop if this kept up.

You sigh again, and contemplate spending your attention on your next class. That sounds like a good idea. Since Satomi-sensei is teaching personally, it means you won’t be going outside the classroom anytime soon. It is…

>Math.
>Science.
>English.
>History.
>Custom Option.

>>38447087
>Science

The one thing the 13 of us are really good at pissing all over. Specifically the laws of physics.

>>38447087
>>Science.

We're a brawny science wiz.

>>38447087
>Science.

Science, bitch!

>>38447049
>A transfer student has arrived in our class.
Oh no.
>>38447087
Double oh no.
>History

>>38447087
>>Science.

>>38447087
>English
We can school the teachers in it. We learned it in Brooklyn, right?

>>38447087
>Math.
why am I the only one who likes math?

>>38447087
>>Math

>>38447087
>English.

Writing...

Character sheet has been updated to the end of the last thread. I recommend you consider it when making decisions.

>>38447376
Well, looks like we know about the childhood friend now.

How would be go about acquiring a Harem Soul, or a Soul of immense power?

>>38447613
Why would we want to?

>>38447613
That would be gold... Or discovering we had one all the time...

>>38447689
Yeah, the Harem is bro's thing. We don't want all the trouble it brings.

>>38447613
Yeah man, being the bro-est of Bros is our destiny. Why the fuck do we need a harem? Bros before Hos.

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It’s time for a double period of pure, hard-boiled science. Specifically, dealing with the laws of natural physics and how they react to the law of magic in the world. Magic was defined as the power to alter reality in accordance to one’s desires. However, said alteration’s scope was organically limited by the magic potential of the user.

Considering that you had a number of powerful mages in the party, you had seen the laws of physics being broken a lot of times. It was enough to make Isaac Newton spin in his grave. Not only because everything he had worked for was considered obsolete by the time the end of the nineteenth century rolled around, but also because alchemy was making a legitimate resurgence in the world and the poor bastard had spent years trying to create gold.

Knowing that you had never excelled in science classes last year, you actually decide to pay attention this time. You open your heavy textbook, listen carefully, take notes and do all kinds of stuff good students do.

Twenty minutes later, you realize (with a sense of déjà vu) you already learned all of this crap while travelling on your journey, and your brain begins to shut off. It is as if it is a computer whose monitor has died.

None of your friends seem all that much into the lesson, either. Hatoko is tapping her desk with a pen. Laura appears to be staying focused, but only because of her military training. Kurumi…is asleep. You cannot comprehend why. Your bro is looking out the window.

The odd one out is Sachiko, who is scribbling down notes with admirable enthusiasm. This is because her hobby is making clean copies of study notes. Seriously, what the hell? Who does that? Just another way for her stand out in the crowd, you guess.

You bring out your phone and connect to the Internet. To pass the time, you go on…

>A messaging board.
>A video sharing side.
>A blog site.
>An artwork site.
>Custom option.

>>38447733
>>38447734

I don't want a harem, I just wanted to know if it was possible.

>>38447613
No. Bad idea. That power is not for us. And have you not seen all the headaches it has caused our bro, which is exactly why we should break up his harem and become the only one he trusts. It's not love, not yet, but eventually it will grow into a beautiful gay flower.

>>38447742
>>A messaging board.

Time for &chan.

>>38447742
>An artwork site.

>>38447742
>>A messaging board.

>>38447742
>An artwork site.
Let's look for fanart. Should be a laugh.

>>38447742
>A messaging board.
Check out what people are saying about us!

>>38447742

This
>>38447824

>>38447742
>>An artwork site.

>>38447786
But anon, we're not gay for bro.

>>38447742
>Message board
Time to shitpost and >>38447834

>>38447816
>>38447824
>>38447836
>>38447840
>Wanting to search up yaoi shit

>>38447742
>A messaging board.

>>38447742
>A messaging board.

>>38447868
No more like looking a yuri shit and laughing at crack pairings.

>>38447868
No. We are staying away from the stranger stuff.

>>38447742
>A messaging board

>>38447742

>>38447824
Best option here

>>38447902
Fanart of us is going to be 80-90% slash

>>38447742
>A messaging board.
Not-4chan, what else ?
Maybe he could play a quest about a harem protag's bro who, bored in class, goes to a messaging board to play a quest...

>>38447868
>not wanting to search up yaoi shit and laugh about it with the other guy

>>38447929
You fool! You'll kill us all! The singularity wil-

>>38447742
>A messaging board.

>>38447030
God damn, bro, how frequently do you plan on running this?

>>38447962
Neither the MC, nor Bro, seem like the kind of people who'd laugh at yaoi shit about the two of them.

>>38447929
>Meta quest: the metaning.

>>38447613
The 'Souls' aren't actually the souls of people. They're just names for the abilities of certain individuals. So not, you can't go acquiring them. You have to develop the talent yourself.

Writing.

>>38448026
"SOUL OF THE COMRADE: ETERNAL FRIENDSHIP!"

I think someone made a comment last thread about number 13 on the scariness scale being Seras

I want this

I want it bad

Harem Bro-tagonist Quest:Bro of the Bro's addition.

Aka. Bro-BroBro-BroBro-BroBroBro

>>38448106
Added turmoil She's not interested in our bro at all, but he ahs a huge crush on her.

Added added turmoil, she thinks we're cute.

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>>38448138

>>38448106
Can somebody repost it or something? I don't recall it.

>>38448138
All of my YES

>>38447834
>Anonymous 04/15/15(Wed)13:24:11 No. 233523
>I want to cum all over Kazuya's shades

>>38448215
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38426869/#p38436001

>>38448138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>38448275
Thanks.

>>38447742
>>A messaging board.

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You decide to hop onto $chan, the Internet’s finest and worst American imageboard available. You distinctly remember occasionally visiting it when everything was nice and simple and the world wasn’t attack by mad demons, but never really becoming an avid lurker. However, after the final battle, you found yourself strapped to a hospital bed with your legs feeling like empty voids. You only had your phone for company, and this was how you started going on $chan frequently.

It was a friendship/abusive marriage that would surely last for a lifetime.

You access the random board and randomly select a thread. Maybe this one wouldn’t be filled of crossdresser porn. And maybe the site’s original admin would return and deliver $chan into a new era of development and prosperity.

The thread turns out to be one about your friends. They are discussing a poll in which the Japanese were asked to choose the most popular members of your party. As usual, the comments section is reminiscent to a horde of violent, gun-wielding berserker chickens.

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>Why is Hatoko such a shit?
>implying over element-chan wouldn’t be best waifu
>I want to fug Kurumi
>Casuals, the lot of you. True men know that Sachiko is the best
>liking a stoner
>tfw when no hero fuckbuddy
>you will never make friends with one of Azazel’s daughters and bring her on a quest for redemption, ending in the two of you getting married and living a long and happy life
>Fuck anon, I didn’t ask for these feels
>saw the poll, Nips have shit taste as always

Okay, that’s enough of that. Better back out now before you read more anal smut about you doing NTR to your bro with Hatoko. Or see homosexual porn drawn of you.

You quickly check the poll results. Your bro is number one, as expected. Your country loves him. He’s received many offers to represent the country in the Tournament of the Minds. Kurumi is second, Sachiko is tied with Laura for fourth, and you are seventh.

What do you do?

>Don’t respond but keep reading
>Respond nicely
>Respond casually
>Respond angrily
>Try and start a flame war
>Close the browser
>Custom option.

>>38448425
>Don’t respond but keep reading

>>38448467
>Respond casually

>>38448467
>Commence shitposting

>>38448467
>>Custom option.
Comment on the gay porn.
Bro's dick is much bigger than that.

>>38448467
>Don’t respond but keep reading

At least until we reach the end of the thread then...

>start a flame war

>>38448467
>>Don’t respond but keep reading

>>38448487
This. A good bro is like a roadie, out of the spotlight, yet essential. We don't need to be most loved.

>>38448467
>Don’t respond but keep reading
then
>Try and start a flame war

>>38448467
>Respond casually
Let's do a QA sesh.

>>38448467
>Try and start a flame war.
''Hey, what's behind Kazuya's glasses?''

>>38448467
>Prepare for something

What weird chan is this that people like 3D?

>Try and start a flame war

>>38448467
>Don’t respond but keep reading

>>38448467
>Try and start a flame war

>>38448550
Yeah, this.

>>38448467
>Respond casually

>>38448467
>>Don’t respond but keep reading
Then
>>Commence shitposting

>>38448550
Tell me, why does he wear the glasses?

>>38448467
>Don’t respond but keep reading
Lurkers gonna lurk.

>>38448467
Wait, what's Hatoko ranked? She's missing.

>>38448585
No one knows, anon. No one knows...

>>38448467
>Try and start a flame war
or>>38448536

>>38448467
>Respond casually
As a tripfag.

>>38448467
>>38448536
This sounds pretty fun. Even /a/ didn't start shitposting like crazy when the guy who made Log Horizon did a QnA.

>>38448550
I'll back this

>>38448601
If I pull that glasses off will you die?

>>38448536
I support this.

It'll be fun and aggravating. The best combination.

>>38448467
>>Respond casually

>>38448585
He's got a lot of loyalty for his bro.

>>38448647
It would be extremely painful.

>>38448467

>>38448532 here
changing to >>38448550

>>38448467
Supporting >>38448536

>>38448467
Backing:
>>38448550

>>38448585
to hide his super handsome face and his horny aura, making everyone in a 5miles radius wet

>>38448467

>>38448550
Yes

>>38448536
No

>>38448467
Supporting:
>>38448536

I think some of you guys are forgetting this from last thread.
>I forgot to mention this last thread, but please only choose one option from a selection of choices. Posts with more than one choice will be ignored.

Do we REALLY want to be known to be the type that would go on $chan?

What we need to do is livestream a Q&A on
uh
Youtube? Twitch? What would be least damaging to our reputation?

>>38448807
We don't need to put our names in it, or anything... Anonymous, remember?!

>>38448467
Backing >>38448550

>>38448846
How are we supposed to get our Q&A taken seriously if we're anonymous? We'd just be taken as another crazy fan and drowned out.

The amount of same fag here is ridiculous

>>38448872
Tits + timestamp.

>>38448467
Backing >>38448585, but we should be behind 7 proxies.

>>38448872
Obviously we take a pic of ourselves with a classic shit eating grin and post "Sup, nerds, Q&A time up in here."

>>38448872
> implying that wouldn't still happen if we tripfagged

>>38448872
Who said anything about a Q&A on 4chan? We're just shitposting.

>>38448889
>>38448893
...Which means that we wouldn't be anonymous any more, would it?

Look, the point is that if we Q&A in the thread, either we don't get taken seriously or the whole world knows we visit $chan. So the question is that, if we want to do a Q&A, do we want to do it in the thread or elsewhere?

>>38448891
Nah. All we have to do is buy a dog.

>>38448937
Where are you getting this idea of a Q&A from? That's an entirely different exercise than what we're doing right now. There's no way we could handle that volume of questions on our phone in any case.

>>38448907
>>38448987
>>38448536

>>38448987
From >>38448536, which seems to have received a fair amount of support. I just wanted to ask the people who voted for it to consider if this is really the time and place.

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You rub your hands for a bit, then do your darndest to try and start a flame war. You scroll down to the very bottom, double check that you aren’t using the trip you had for last week’s QA session, then post the following.

>Tell me /b/, what color is Kazuya’s eyes? Why does he wear the shades?

Immediately, the thread is flooded with dozens of replies. Some are just generic memes, stating that you are a ‘BIG GUY’, which you suppose is sort of true. You certainly tower over the opposition with Gray Soul’s heavy form equipped. The rest are guesses of your eye color, ranging from white to back to everything in between. Even joke answers, such as rainbow or gay pink are included. Only one poster manages to guess the correct answer, and he is swiftly called a faggot.

Eventually the thread 404s due to rampant shitposting, and you congratulate yourself on a job well done.

The lesson passes, and before long it is time to head home. The sky is down scattered with pinks and oranges, the sun now beginning its descent towards the horizon. The final bell rings, and the student body surges out like water being released from a dam. You pack up your bags and head towards the classroom exit.

>>38449007
>>38449030
Oh dang, how'd I not see that. Must've been because it was right before the shades vote.

>>38449030
I really don't think anyone would care that much, to be honest.

Although the kids at @chan would probably wonder why favored the gaijin before nippon master race.

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“What, aren’t you coming home?” You say, to your bro.

“Sorry man, I need to take care of something at school first.” Your bro says, waving his hand at the exit. “Uh, you guys go on without me. I’ll catch up once I’m done.”

“Very well then, I paperwork to fill out.” Laura states, her single eye unblinking. "Though I wish I could accompany you home." She leaves—out the window. Seconds later, you hear the sound of awestruck students and the guttural howl of a jet engine. Damn it Laura! Your IS isn’t supposed to be used for that!

“I have…personal matters to resolve.” Kurumi smiles, and you wonder if said matters involve copious amounts of teasing, murder or both. “You lot better not let your guard down in my absence, though. Fufufu…” With that, she disappears into the student body and is soon out of sight.

“I…I think I’ll wait for Ta-kun.” Hatoko says. “I want to walk home with him today.”

What will you do?

>Go home now.
>Stay back.
>Custom option.

>>38449094
>Custom option.
Snoop. Bro is up to something.

>>38449094
>Go home now.
You know, if we're always here holding his hand whenever the harem shenanigans start he'll never learn to manage them on his own. We can let him out of our sight every so often.

>>38449094
>>Stay back.

>>38449094
>Custom option
Stay back hidden
Lets see what he's up to

>>38449094
im sure everyone is going straight to home like good kids
>stick around bro hes gonna get a tiket to the rape train if we aint around

>>38449058
>Only one poster manages to guess the correct answer, and he is swiftly called a faggot.
Was it gay pink after all?

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>>38449094
>Stay back.

Just to make sure he makes it out. No need to walk him home.

>>38449094
>Custom option.

Head to the arcade on our way home, and goof off for a bit.

>>38449179
Obviously there's just another pair of sunglasses underneath. It's sunglasses all the way down.

>>38449094

you know bro got his privacy so let go the local X store and find some new friends and maybe a not so crazy gf

serious there isnt much now that he can't handle. It is not like that one hero where everyone in the party is super OP expect for the hero

>>38449094
>Stay back.
Watch for someone going to pull something.

>>38449094
>Custom option.
>Wander aimlessly around town.
Not sticking our head into our bro's business, but still staying out and about so we can be there if he needs us!
Also, random encounters! Still haven't broken the habit of wandering around in tall grass yet.

>>38449201
>turtles all the way down
Kek

>>38449094
Part time job at local kiwkemart.

>>38449179
Actually, he has __no__ eyes.

>>38449094
>Only one poster manages to guess the correct answer, and he is swiftly called a faggot.
All of my kek.

>Stay back.

>>38449094
>Walk home with Hatoko, we ARE friends.

>captcha: preds
What!?

>>38449201
No it's a pair of goggles underneath.

>>38449094
>Go home now.

Take our time, stop by a park on the way, get something to eat. It's not like we have any plans, at least I don't think we do.

>>38449285
But what he has behind ALL the glasses?

So guys, which girl are we going to help win the tatsuya-bowl? I vote Kurumi.

>>38449094
>>38449235
Supporting

>>38449285
>>38449324
Beneath the goggles are a pair of eyepatches. And if you remove those, you'll find that he's somehow suddenly wearing a balaclava.

>>38449324
It's full of stars...

>>38449324
sunglasses all the way down

>>38449328
We're not helping any of them. We're going to help Tatsuya man up and make his own choice.

>>38449094
Best option so far:
>>38449235
>Wander aimlessly around town.

>>38449375
He's sneaking off to meet Azazel. They faked his death because gay luvin'.
Where is your manliness now?!

>>38449235
Our hobby is literally just wandering around.
I can dig it.

>>38449437
Not so much fun when we get jumped by fangirls.

>>38449324
Ạ͇̪͆̀̎N̩̿ͤ̂́ͦ́ ̳̱̬͂̽͐̈́Ạ̩̈́B̔̍́̿ͩ҉̟̩͎̬̻́Y̳͕̓̽͊͌͑̅̾͠͝͞Ṡ͕̊͘S̷̝͎̠̮͙̘̬͖̹͛̿͒ ̡̞̄͂͛͘ͅẆ̧̽͐ͫ̎͊ͪ͋̚͏͉̜̼̮͙̫͡Ǐ̴̧̙̩͔̼̰̪͓ͦ͂ͩͣ̐͋ͧT̖̪̺̰̬ͭ͋̈̆ͤ͞H̻͚͙͍̐̓ͩͯ̇͊̅Ò̵͎̤͂ͦͥŲ͈̠̰̘̐ͦ̓ͫT̻̙̻̞͔͈ͫ̊͌̑̉͒̚͠ ̴͚͖̝̫̪̙̣͉̋̈͘Á̶̭̜͖͎̬̞̻̝̒̍͘͠ ̹̟͎̥̤̲͆͋̒̆ͯ͗͢S̜̹͈̦̻͎̤̣̀̚͡ͅP̸͕͔͇̦̣̃̃̓͊̀ͫ̆̔̉͟Ȇ̲̦̳̣͉͋̚C̽͏̲̪͔̟͞K̴̭̖̣̥̼̉͑ ̡̬̳̫̪̲̙͉̬ͣ͊̂͢͠ͅO̢̺̫͇̙̺͈̳ͤͮͣ͒̆͞F͚̙̲͉̯̮̫̥̈́͗͝ ͕͖̞̘̻̿͆̅̈́͑̌ͨͤͅL͉̗͈ͥ̇̋͌̅͂ͬ͒I̴̷͎̼͂́̍̋G̝̥̪̰̓ͭͤͣ̀͝Ḣ̴͔͙͉̬̫̼̪ͤ͌̓̈̈ͤ̓ͭT̫̝͙̳̞̫̙̟̄̄ͭ̍͛͢
̯̥̞̻̝̙̩̳̃͊̌̚
ͬ̂͏͖̗̣̘͓T̨͚͚̞͆ͥ̏͆̍̚ͅH̶̝̻̥͎̻̋̊̀̍͂͟Eͥ͋̓ͨ̏̀ͦͩ҉̹̖ ̱͓̖̯͐͟Ḙ͍̗̞̮̣̣̀͒̔̀͛͊͒̚̕N̸͂ͥ̉̕͏͍̟̰D̛͈̄̾́ ̘̱̠̇ͭ̅͑͘͞O̸̸̠͚̗̯̫̳ͥ͋̓ͧ̕F̷̳̜͔̯ͪ̌̄͋̂ͮ̾̀ ̷̧̝̩̓̈Ẅ̧̫͍̗͉̰͎́̀ͦͫ͂͛̆͟Á̍ͯ͆̈́ͨͦ҉͇̭̖͍̖S̖̺ͦ̓̿̍̿ͅ,̵̧̣̱̦̺̙̲͒͑͐̚ ͖̞̊͐̈́̍̃͋͊̾I̳̺ͥ̈̂̓͊Ș̶̣͕ͯ͛́ͅ,͒ͩ̋́̃͗̈̿̚͞҉̱͖͇͓̠̺͇ ̧̛̣̮̻̗̲̫ͨ̐̉ͣͤͥ͠A̧̡̮͔̱̼͎ͣ͗̑́N͌̎ͯ͏̛̤͕̜͢Ḍ̷̷͋̿̐͛̋ͨͩ ̸̟̥̯͉͍͙̈́͛̄ͪS̢̰̰̺̥̮̔̈͌ͯ̋ͮ͝H͈͖̳̗́̿͗ͣ̊̃A̝̯̯͕̦͍̲͊͗̿ͧ͜͟L̶̺̥̩̱̹̮̻̦͂̑̎̋ͫ̽ͣ̅̒͞L̸̵̠̻ͮ̍͛̋͗ͭ͊ ͎͎̫̯͉͔͈̀ͫ̐̈͑ͭ͗̚Bͬ͑̔̚҉̢̖̪̣̘̥̩̗E̢̦͔͔͖̼̘̹̋̉̂͐͑ͪͤ͌̚͘
̴̪̩̣̖͉̻̟͕͌̑̿̾̂̑̉̾͞
̵̴͕̘̘͊̓̍͂́̆d̞̻͉̹̱̞͎ͭ̋ͦ̈͑̍͗ë̶͚͍̹͉̜̼̲̿̋̌̀ͅͅa̵̴̳̜ͯ̽̍͡t̸̘̜̝̟͍͍̘̠̑ͦ͆̃͗͆̽̀h̯̳̮̦̲̜̜̅ͮ͂̓̑ͫ̀ͅ
̨̝̺́ͬ͆̉
̡͉̤̒̋̆̚̚͢͞
̘͚̲̠̼͎̽̓́͠
̰͉̘̙̥͚͚̻̘ͨ̈́͛͂

>>38449094
>>Custom option.
Wander aimlessly.

>>38449437
We just enjoy the wanderlust, but inadvertently always seem to end up helping old ladies cross streets, fetching cats stuck in trees, saving pedestrians from car accidents, stopping armed robberies and catching serial murderer-rapists every time.

>>38449488
Hey man, it's extra cardio. We gotta keep this sexy figure of ours.

>>38449433
Would we really be his bro if we didn't respect his life choices?

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>>38447999
trips confirm the singularity being...
Oh shit

>>38449556
Part of being his bro is having his back.

Part of having his back is whipping him one for his own good when he does something stupid.

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“Nah bro, I can wait for you.” You say confidently, leaning against the wall. You flash him your trademark ‘I’ve-got-your-back’ smile. “Patience is a virtue, after all.”

“Really? Alright, both of you wait for me here. I’ll be back in ten.” Your bro scarpers off, bag and books in tow. The classroom is empty, save for you and Hatoko. You let out a breath and stare the ceiling. Orange light floods through the windows. The air is warm and dry. The sounds of students rushing home are faintly heard from the outside.

“Hey Kazuya-kun, it was afternoon on the day we met, right?” Hatoko suddenly says, catching your attention.

“Hm, yeah, it was.” You reply, “Why bring this up?”

“Oh, it’s nothing.” Hatoko quickly corrects you, slightly embarrassed. “I was just thinking about the past. About how I met Ta-kun and you.”

“How come?” You ask.

“Well, I suppose now that the war is over, I’m feeling a bit nostalgic.” Hatoko says. “We’ve all gained and lost so much. I feel like I should keep the stuff I hold dear close to me, even my memories.”

“I don’t think getting picked on by bullies counts as a dear memory.” You respond, crossing your arms. “Besides, we were four.”

“But it was the first time anyone had stood up for me, and I was grateful.” Hatoko smiles. It is soft and genuine. “You and Ta-kun taught me courage and friendship. It was one of the best moments of my life.”

Yeah, you remember how you met Hatoko. You and your bro had been playing on a swing set, when the two of you heard crying in the distance. Hatoko was hunched over underneath a tree, sobbing. She had been surrounded by a pack of older girls. Even at the age of four, your bro’s desire to protect the weak was in full force. He immediately rushed in and began to fight the girls. Apparently his trait of not discriminating between genders had also been in full effect. You recall wondering if it was alright to hit girls, before shrugging your shoulders and rushing to back your friend up.

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“Why did you help?” Hatoko had said, when the two of you were on shaky legs and brusies on your bodies, the bullies having long since driven off. Tears had been dripping down her face, and she didn’t seem to understand why you and your bro had jumped in the brawl.

“Because I couldn’t leave you there.” Your bro had replied, with a tired grin. “I don’t like seeing anyone getting picked on!”

Hatoko had begun crying again. After that was over, she started following the two of you around, and ultimately became your first female friend.

“Everyone, I’m back!” Your bro’s voice snaps you out the past and into the present. “Sorry, that took a while. The entire staff started wanting one, too.”

“What exactly were you doing?” You ask, knowing how full well how that answer could be taken out of context.

“Signing autographs. Uh, the principal wanted one, so I gave him one. But then the entire staff joined in as well.”

“Are you serious, man? Did you forget what happened when you tried to do that after we got out the hospital?”

Your bro shrugs, and looks faintly sheepish. “I was trying to be polite."

“You tried to be polite back then and it got half your clothes torn off!”

Why is your bro so nice? It’s fantastic, but at times it makes you worried for his general wellbeing (and possibly his virginity). It is both a virtue and a recipe for disaster. In any case, you, your bro and Hatoko leave the school and head straight for his home.

The side roads are calmer, and almost devoid of people. The three of you leisurely chat while walking, enjoying the peaceful road to its fullest.

Then you reach your bro’s home, alarm bells start flashing in your head. You have the premonition that something irritating or confusing is about to happen. Because standing outside your bro’s apartment, in a casual dress, is another member of his harem. It is…

>your bro’s distant cousin
>your bro’s distant cousin
>your bro’s distant cousin
>Custom option (your bro’s distant cousin).

>>38449931
>“Besides, we were four.”
I know this is referring to their age at the time, but I can't help REALLY WANTING this to mean that there were four of them who were childhood friends back then and maybe the last one was Azazel

>>38449962
>Custom option (your bro’s distant cousin).
Our bro's distant cousin

>>38449962
>Custom option (your bro’s distant cousin).

>>38449962
>Your bro's

Wait for it. This is going to shock you.

> Distant cousin

>>38449962
>your bro’s distant cousin

>>38449962
>your bro’s distant cousin

>>38449962
>Custom option (your bro’s distant ARCH-NEMESIS, DARK LORD AZAZEL cousin)

>>38449962
>your bro’s distant cousin
>your bro’s distant cousin
>your bro’s distant cousin
>Custom option (your bro’s distant cousin).

oh fuck I dont know... ugh...

>your bro's distant cousin

>>38449962
>Your distant cousin's bro

>>38449962
>Batman.

>>38449962
lets go bowling

>>38449962
>Your bro's distant cousin from the country

>>38449962
I wonder who it could be?

Please not a loli

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>>38449970
>Once we were four... I miss you sis.

>>38449962
>your bro’s distant cousin
Tough choice op

>>38449962
>Custom option (your bro’s distant evil male cousin).

And then she turns out to be a slutty alcoholic milf.

>>38449962
>your bro's amazingly flamboyant gay twin brother

>>38449962
>Our bro's reverse trap cousin!

>>38450017
>Please not a loli
I share that sentiment

>>38449962
>Your cousin's distant bro

>>38449962
Supporting:
>>38449997

>>38449997
Seconded.

>>38449962
>your bro's country bumpkin cousin who decided to be a ganguro girl to be popular

>>38449997
>>38449962
This

>>38450136
pls no azn guido

>>38449962
>Custom option (your bro’s distant cousin)
Your bro's distant cousin.
I'm glad our QM avoids railroading like the plague. I feel free to make any choice I want, and even suggest write-ins !

>>38449997
Thirding, as Batman is unlikely to appear.

>>38450017
>>38450069
HERESY

Loli is love, Loli is life

>>38450175
Too much loli is bad for your teeth.

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>>38449962
You thought it was your cousin, but actually it was me! Dio Brando!

I get the odd feeling that the intensely evil christmas cake, who is actually Azazel's older daughter, is the character who would be interested in us.

>>38450286
Sorta like in the Percy Jackson movie when Persephone had sex with the black satyr bro after tazing her husband into unconsciousness?

>>38450286
>a tsundere ex-BBEG christmas cake
fuck yes

>>38450286
Yes.

>>38450286
plz no waifuing

>>38450286
aw yeaaaah
romancing your enemy beatifull daugther and actually loving her back is best romance

>>38450338
I wouldn't know, as I haven't seen those movies.

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A girl with navy blue hair stood outside the gate. Ayase Aragaki, your bro’s cousin on his mother’s side and your party’s resident Assassin. Appearance-wise, she looked like an ordinary if pretty high school girl. The rest of your party understood that when she reached the battlefield, she transformed into an army’s worst nightmare, capable of infiltrating any base and slitting the throats of all the hardworking, married and probably decent-typed solders there. With the ability to produce unlimited amounts of knives in her presence and the power to damper her movements to point of near silence, she had well earned her position as the fifth scariest member of the party.

As for her personality…you remembered her coming over to your bro’s house in the past and playing with you, bro and Hatoko. She was rather well-mannered, gentle and pleasant. At least, that’s what her family thought. But the fact that she could create blades out of thin air raised some questions as to her mental state. Most pressing of all, why she seemed so keen on sharpening and cleaning them whenever other girls hung around your bro…

“Onii-san!” Ayase cries, running forward to greet and hug your bro.

“Hey Ayase!” Your bro says, returning her greeting. “How was school?”

“It was good. I didn’t realize I missed wearing a serafuku so much. It was relaxing to talk with my other ordinary friends. They kept asking me questions.” Ayase says, her smile wide. “What about you?”

“Oh, today was fun! Kazuya and I ate lunch in the roof. I hang out with Hatoko, Kurumi and Laura. And Sachiko joined our class. I didn’t think five of my friends would be in the same class, but I’m really glad that I am!”

“Oh.” Ayase’s smile doesn’t fade, but you can tell it has become more strained, like a rubber band. She turns to Hatoko, “Is that true, Hatoko-san?”

“Um, well…?” Hatoko says, not entirely sure where this conversation is going.

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Your bro looked confused. “Why would I resist? I mean, they’re all sitting around me, but I’m glad it’s them. I probably wouldn’t be able to focus if it was some stranger.”

“S-siting around you?” Ayase’s expression becomes horrified, and you detect the faint trace of mana gathering in her palms. “What is that supposed to mean?”

Okay, it’s time to shut the stable door before the horse escapes. “Hey Ayase, what are you doing here? You wanting to each lunch with bro?”

“Oh, yes. That’s right. I have urgent and good news today!”

With a very satisfied expression on her face, Ayase whips out a piece of paper and displays it in the air. It is formal, and the bottom is coated with a number of seals. “I have just received permission from the Japanese Government. So starting from today, I will be living at Onii-san’s house!”

>“What the hell?”
>“Wow, congratulations.”
>“Good work, Ayase.”
>“Why?”
>Custom option.

>>38450592
Whoa, I thought Sachiko was the assassin what with how you described her as being able to get in places?

>>38450338
I'm fairly sure as a kids series it doesn't go into those details, but whatever

>>38450615
>"I get the feeling those are forged."

>>38450615
>Why?

NAME: Ayase Aragaki
ROLE: Assassin

[STATS]
Strength: C+
Endurance: B-
Agility: A+
Magic Potential: B+
Luck: B

[ABILITIES]
Presence Concealment (A+): Allows Ayase to conceal her presence. In this state, she is near undetectable and all her movements are close to silent. However, once she shifts to preparing to attack, the rank of the concealment will drop by a full rank.
Weapon Projection (A-): Ayase is capable of creating unlimited amounts of knives, and only knives. She cannot create anything other form of weapon. Swords do not count.
Parkour (B-): Ayase is capable of running at high speeds through cluttered and uneven terrain. She is also skilled at traversing across rooftops.
Cooking (C-): Ayase is not a good cook, but she isn’t a particularly bad one either. Her meals are just really bland.

[FACTS]
-Tatsuya’s distant cousin.
-Considered the greatest youngest assassin.
-Really likes knives.

>>38450633
Sachiko is support. When I described her as being to get in places, I meant she could use her charisma to get people to step aside.

>>38450615
>Custom option
>Attempt to disarm a nuclear threat in form of remaining harem members

>>38450615
>“Why?”

>>38450615
>“Why?”

FOR WHAT PURPOSE HARLOT!?

>>38450615
>What?

>>38450592
>she had well earned her position as the fifth scariest member of the party.
Didn't you say in the last thread that we were 5th most terrifying?

>>38450615
>“Why?”

>>38450615
>“Why?”

>>38450705
We were 6th.

>>38450663
Still waiting for someone to show up with an EX rank in something. It'll be absolutely glorious.

Methinks we're going to have to move in as well, to defend bro's virginity.

Damn, I was hoping for a tomboy country cousin

>>38450758
No we're giving bro "the talk" About his harem. Before things go badly.

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>>38450732

>>38450615
>"Wow, didn't know you needed government approval to live with a relative."

>>38450794
Well then TT has some splainin to do.

>>38450787
yeah

Before they start gathering armies of fans to battle each other

>>38450811
Maybe it was a draw.

>>38450615
> Custom Option
Let's go inside.
Ayase. I couldn't be more pleased

>>38450811
>>38450794
>>38450705

I had to reconsider Kazuya's position after I actually went through the thirteen members and made a comprehensive list. My fault, and I apologize.

>>38450894
Its only the third thread and you started a lore war

Good job man, your going to go to places

>>38450894
So are we 6th now?

>>38450663
>Weapon Projection (A-): Ayase is capable of creating unlimited amounts of knives, and only knives. She cannot create anything other form of weapon. Swords do not count.
But ballistics knives, machetes and really long bayonets do, right?

>>38450962
inb4 messerboos

>>38447030
>Still haven't specified fighting style aside from tank
I vote for Russian descended boxer. Knock a nigga out like Vovchanchyn

>>38451155
>Russian descended boxer.

Zangief pls go

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>>38451325
>Not Ivan Drago

>>38451325
>Zangief
>Not Ivan Drago

>>38451399
>>38451430
Dragomind

>>38451456
You think Russian boxer what do you think?

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>>38451325
NO! MUST FIRST CRUSH ENEMY'S SKULL BETWEEN THIGHS LIKE SPARROW'S EGG!!!

>>38451155
I rather we have a Hibiki, a punching dense genki girl. Cause we need some genkiness in this shit, dealing with the harem is getting a tad bit annoying. Plus dont we have our own life
>>38450615
why?

>>38451526
I was talking about Kazuya's fighting style but that'd be cool to see too.

>>38451526
>dealing with the harem is getting a tad bit annoying
... It's HAREM Quest.

>>38451601
Harem Bro-tagonist Quest. The Harem isn't ours.

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“Why?” You say. For what purpose does Ayase have moving into bro’s home? Is she unaware of the consequences of doing so? Actually, you guess someone as intelligent as her would be aware. She doesn’t give a shit, that’s what.

“Because Onii-san’s home is so empty and someone needs to be there to take care of him.” Ayase replies, withdrawing the paper into her pocket. “Someone has to make sure he’s eating properly, sleeping properly and not watching too much anime. Since I’m family, that person should be me.”

Can’t argue with that. Nobody else is staying at your bro’s home. You’ve asked many times to move in, but he’s always refused. You don’t necessarily agree with him on this, but as his best friend you gotta respect his boundaries. He got kinda pissed off the last time you persisted too.

“Haha, really Ayase, you didn’t have to.” Your bro says, “I’m doing just fine on my own, really.”

“Onii-san, that won’t do!” Ayase says, putting one hand on her hip and waggling her right index finger in his face. “Family must stick together, and this goes doubly true if it’s blood relations.”

Then why are you pursing him, you question silently. Oh wait, that’s right. The incest problem was solved ten years ago, when scientists managed to alter the DNA structure of babies and thus reduce the possibility of deformities. Thousands of depraved men and women cheered, while even more fundamentalist Christians contemplated suicide.

“W-wait!” Hatoko cried, “Why would you even need an official document to live at Ta-kun’s house? Is it forged? I demand to take a look at it!”

“Sorry Kushikawa-san, but this was signed by the mayor himself.” Ayase says sweetly, as if butter couldn’t melt. “It clearly demonstrates my privilege to take care of my Onii-san, the most powerful boy in Japan and the future Japanese Representative for the Tournament of the Minds.”

>>38451649
Yes, but complaining about dealing with a harem when it's the entire point of the quest is a bit daft.

>>38451601
I was more enjoy the bro part more. Plus watch a someone's harem is kinda watch a rollercoster.
It funny for a while but you want to watch/ride something cause you arent part of the fun

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Hatoko doesn’t believe it at first, but as she reads the document you see a look of despair crossing her face. “Then…then…I’ll apply to move in with Ta-kun too!”

“Wait, what?” Your bro gasps. Ayase is quick to drive a knife through that notion.

“Forgive me, Hatoko, but only one person is allowed to protect Onii-san at a time. Besides, you already sit in his class! It’s only fair I get to stay at his home!”

“Um, I don’t really get what you’re saying Ayase, but I’m guess I’m happy you’re living with me. Let’s take good care of each other, okay?” Your bro says. Don’t you know what you’re saying? Abort, abort!

Ayase blushes and fidgets. “It’s…it’s nothing! Now, let’s go inside. I need to settle in and clean your room. It’s probably a mess, like it usually is…”

“Come on Ayase, it’s not bad!”

You watch your bro and Ayase walk up to his front door and enter it. It slams shut, as if signaling the end of an era. You glance over at Hatoko. She is shocked, her mouth hanging dumbly open, eyes wide.

>“You okay there?”
>“I’m going to go home, Hatoko. Catch you tomorrow.”
>“Should I walk you home?”
>Leave without saying anything.

>>38451526
Our life is for our bro, man.
When he realizes that, imagine how sad he'll be. Probably won't realize.

Also, piledriver a OK. Heavyarms a best. Sword a worst, though.

>>38451719
>>“You okay there?”

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”

>>38451719
>“Should I walk you home?"

>>38451719
>“Should I walk you home?"

>>38451719
>Should I walk you home?

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”
>"C'mon, let's get you home. We can worry about this tomorrow..."

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”
>“Should I walk you home?”
I kinda want to waifu Hatoko. Does it count as NTR if bro is too dense to notice?
I'm not even sure he understands that these girls love him and are competing with each other.

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”
>>38451722
hey he not my bro if this shit is one-side
plus even in shit like DxD and Horizon have side-characters getting to flirt around with girls not of the main harem

>>38451719
>"I'm getting too old for this shit."

>>38451719
>>“You okay there?”
>>“Should I walk you home?”

>>38451719
>“Should I walk you home?”
Time to make the NTR doujins true.

>Um, I don’t really get what you’re saying Ayase, but I’m guess I’m happy you’re living with me. Let’s take good care of each other, okay?
...Is it possible to hit him in the head at some point? That might make him less dense. Simply keep hitting until you see results.

>>38451719
>“You okay there?”

>>38451719
>Leave without saying anything

>>38451857
It's nowhere near NTR, since he probably doesn't even know she has feelings for him, let alone feel anything for her beyond friendship.

>>38451906
>Simply keep hitting until you see results.
Or gray matter.

>>38451906
Hitting him may further compact his skull thus increasing the density. There are no real cures for MC class shonen density.

>>38451966
You just need to shake things in there up a little.

Like with a suplex.

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>>38451906
Nah just sit down and have a serious conversation.

>>38451906
I'm more pissed off at
>You watch your bro and Ayase walk up to his front door and enter it. It slams shut, as if signaling the end of an era.
Rude as fuck, holy shit.

>>38452248
Yeah me too. Not even a 'goodbye' or 'see you tomorrow'.

>>38452248
It's not his fault. He has the attention span of a gnat, just like all video game protagonists. Stroll into someone's house, start a conversation, help them solve all their problems and never see them ever again. Once he starts a new line of conversation, he can barely remember the old one.

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“Hatoko, you okay there?” You say, putting a hand on her shoulder and turning around. She is looking, but not seeing anything. Ah, she’s in shock. She acted the same way when Kurumi ‘accidentally’ tripped over out the shower, landing fully naked onto your bro’s shirtless form. To make matters worse and four girls extremely enraged, he had groped Kurumi’s breasts too.

“Uh, let’s go home now. You can think about what to do tomorrow, yeah?” The statue like form of Hatoko only gives the slightest of nods. You gently guide her back to her house. No doubt this scene will raise questions on the Internet. Questions about whether or not you and Hatoko are in relationship, along with NTR fics popping up like mushrooms in the damp forest. You can deal with that later.

After providing an explanation to Hatoko’s mother, you bid your childhood friend goodbye and head straight home. Then you embark on your own journey towards your own house.

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“I’m home!” You yell, as you unlock your front door.

“Welcome back.” Your mother says. She’s in the kitchen, no doubt making dinner for the family. “How was it?”

“Eh, same old. Same old.” You grab a drink from the fridge and head upstairs. “I’m gonna relax in my room, so can you call me down when you’re done?”

“No worries.” Your mother replies.

You grin and enter humble adobe. For all the world, it is an ordinary teenager’s bedroom: a bed, a desk, drawers full of clothes, a desktop PC and random bits of junk lying around. The only difference is a sword-cleaning kit lying on a nearby table.

You open your drink, and take a gulp of delicious orange soda. It’s refreshing as always. Then you return to the problem that has been bugging you all afternoon long: Ayase moving in with your bro.

On one hand, she’s his cousin and a professional assassin who massacred a thousand demons in the final battle. On the other hand, she’s part of his harem and who knows what kind of things she might do? She won’t molest him in his sleep; you know this because she constantly reacts with disgust when the topic is brought up. But there are other ways to show’s affection. Namely, that time when she tried putting her blood in your bro’s meal and covering it up as strawberry jam…

You shake her head and take another sip. Man, wouldn’t it be great if all five girls learned to share? That might just be wishful thinking. You need a second opinion on this, so you log onto a chatting client and hit up one of the remaining six members of the harem.

>Choose randomly.
>Pick from a list.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>38452462
>Choose randomly.

Let the dice decide!

>>38452462
>Choose randomly.

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>>38452462
>Namely, that time when she tried putting her blood in your bro’s meal and covering it up as strawberry jam…

>>38452462
>Choose randomly

>>38452462
>Choose randomly.

>>38452484
Rolling won't take place unless this option is in the majority.

>>38452411
I forgot to mention him doing that...

>>38452462
>Choose randomly.

>>38452462
>Pick from a list.

>>38452462
I take it you mean party instead of harem? Otherwise Bro would have to deal with seven girls instead of five.

>Choose randomly.
Random option is best option.

>>38452462
When you say 'harem', I assume you mean 'party'.
>Choose randomly

>>38452462
>Pick from a list.
I want to see this list.

>For all the world, it is an ordinary teenager’s bedroom: a bed, a desk, drawers full of clothes, a desktop PC and random bits of junk lying around. The only difference is a sword-cleaning kit lying on a nearby table.
...we go to /k/, don't we?

>>38452624
>...we go to /k/, don't we?

Maybe to laugh at the casuals. We did go on a grand adventure against the demonic armies of the Dark Lord with actual swords and battle magic.

>>38452671
>Maybe to laugh at the casuals.
More like to post pictures of actual bullshit swords we came across in our adventures and watch people rage.

>>38452484
>>38452493
>>38452514
>>38452520
>>38452573
>>38452620

>Roll 1d20 for success(?)
>First four count

What happens if you get a 1 or a 20?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>38452727

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38452727

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>38452727

We get Azazel.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>38452727
>What happens if you get a 1 or a 20?
Let's find out, shall we?

>>38452734
Pretty good I think. I hope.

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>>38452701
>actual bullshit swords we came across in our adventures
K would go into a frothing rage from this shit

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>>38452734
>>38452778

???

Writing...

>>38452830
Mushrooms? Do NTR writers work that fast?

>>38452830
>Mushrooms
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>>38451679
>He got kinda pissed off the last time you persisted too.
Bros...
I don't think Bro's gar.
>TFW you will never have your bromance blossom into romance.

>>38451679
Why did you describe her as his distant cousin?

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>>38452804
As far as ridiculous swords go, that's still pretty tame. I mean, it's improbably large. It doesn't even have weird attachments or improbably-curved edges.

It still annoys me that they introduced Sanosuke with his zanbatō only to have Kenshin cleave it in two and never feature or even mention it again.

>>38452830
NASU.

>>38451906
I'm pretty sure if Bro ends up with someone else it's our job to sympathy-plow Hatoko until she loves us more than Bro.
That's how harem logic works, as far as I know.

>>38453172
My theory is that our Bro is with a girl outside of the harem.

>>38452997
Nigga get that queermosexual shit outta here

>>38452997
Dude, bros don't do other bros. You are confusing being a bro and having a bromance with Homolust.
Go watch Scrubs to learn about bromance.

What if bro is a sis?

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Post your face when bro actually died in the final battle, and Azazel has actually just taken over his daily life in order to destroy everything he ever held dear.

>>38452997
We're brosexual, not homosexual. Get it right

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>>38453287

>>38453282
Nothing changes

>>38453216
>>38453264
>>38453314
Not sure where the *homo* line is here.
>Oh, hey, bro, can I sleep in your house?
Seems pretty homo to me.

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After some deliberation, you adopt to contact your party’s resident support girl and heavy metal guitarist. You decide to use video chat. The connection goes through instantly. Thanks to the power of magical wireless transmitters, you are able to enjoy speeds of 1 TB/second. And that’s when your service is acting all weird and shit!

“Yo! Syoko! How’s it going?”

“Eeek!” On the other end, a sloppily dressed girl with silver hair lets loose an almighty shriek and topples over from her chair. You wince as she climbs to her feet, rubbing her aching forehead. “W-who’s there? Oh…it’s you Kazuya…don’t scare me like that…”

Syoko Hoshi, or Mushroom-tan as the Internet liked to call her, was the last member of the party and an unmatched fungus cultivator. She loved mushrooms. As in, she really, really loved them. To the point where she would start talking and referring them as her ‘friends’. It had something to do with how introverted and awkward she was. Luckily, after travelling with the group for two months, she managed to open up a bit more.

That is, until you gave her an electric guitar…well, if that happened, the best course of action would be to sit back and let the madness work its way out of her system.

For some reason, she didn’t seem particularly interested in your bro. Sure, she called him the leader, but had never once tried to join his harem. Was she intimidated by the other five girls? Possibly. You weren’t complaining. It was nice to talk to a girl without having to drag her off your best friend.

“Hey.” You say. Syoko is now paying attention. Behind her, you can see that her room is filled with flowerboxes of mushrooms. You wonder what it smells like in there. Probably humid and wet. “How was your day?”

“My day…?” Syoko stuttered, looking nervous. “It was……fine. I…I…grew more mushrooms today. Why did you call me…?”

>“I just wanted to chat.”
>“I needed to talk you something.”
>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”
>Custom option.

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>>38453287

Something like this?

>>38453372
>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”

>>38453372
>>“I just wanted to chat.”

>>38453372
>>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”

>>38453372

>“I just wanted to chat.”

And a vote against "I wanted to make sure you were safe." Don't want to look like trying to pull moves.

>>38453372
>>“I needed to talk you about something.”
"this goddamn harem has gone on too long. We need Bro to pick someone and stick with them without causing a national catastrophie."

>>38453372
>“I just wanted to chat.”

>>38453359
We asked if we could move in, not sleep together. As in, we'd be roommates.

>>38453372
>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”

>>38453372
>“I just wanted to chat.”

NAME: Syoko Hoshi
ROLE: Support/Berserker

[STATS]
Strength: C+
Endurance: B-
Agility: B-
Magic Potential: A
Luck: D+

[ABILITIES]
Mushroom Cultivation (A+): Syoko can cultivate and grow many different types of mushrooms. Their effects include poisoning the enemy, boosting the stats of allies, making objects grow larger and much more.
Madness Enhancement (C+): Syoko can activate this with the power of heavy metal, temporarily transforming her meek persona into a vicious and brutal one. All her stats except Magic Potential and Luck are increased by a full rank. However, this enhancement is relatively fragile and will fade away if enough blood is drawn. It also cannot be entered if Syoko is too depressed.
Bass Battle (B): Only accessible via Madness Enhancement. Syoko pulls out an electric guitar and uses the power of rock to send damaging sound waves at her opponents.


[FACTS]
-Is surprisingly not a member of Tatsuya’s harem.

>>38453372
>“I just wanted to chat.”

>Mushroom-tan as the Internet liked to call her, was the last member of the party and an unmatched fungus cultivator
Oh god. I can already see $chan.
>tfw your mushroom will never be loved by Syoko
>liking worst girl
>i don't like kurumi

>>38453372
>>“I just wanted to chat.”
>>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”

>>38453372
>“I wanted to make sure you were safe.”