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>>38462667
Obligatory, Emprah.

>>38462667
Old Man Henderson, The Emperor, Kharn, Noh, and Amazo.

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>>38462667
>Grot

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>>38462667
>Guts if you want to go weeb, Götz von Berlichingen if you want to go historyfag

>>38462667
Commissar John Fuklaw
Gorgutz

>>38462667
Los Tiburon, Sir Bearington, OP, Slumgar Banana-aire, chandere, Lelf, Nicol Bolas.

>>38462757
>>38462771
Ebin.

>>38462667
Xeno, Indrick Boreale

Just a little over halfway there folks, 11 more names and we can get this show on the road.

Marneus Calgar, Abadabadoo, Lelith Hesperax Drizzt, Raistlin, the Dragon of Tyr

Jim Profit, Prometheus Zeus

5 more names folks!

Heinrich Kemmler, the master necrophiliac of the undead forces!

>>38462861
Conan the Barbarian, obviously.

>>38462667
The d20 system.

Right, that's enough names, compiling an image now!

>>38462874
forgot his image..

http://whfb-de.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/d/d0/KemmlerArtwork.jpg/230px-KemmlerArtwork.jpg

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Laaaadies and gentlemen, here are your contestants for today!
Now, the format of the exterminatus games are similar to that of the hunger games, in fact they are exactly the same.
24 people enter, only one leaves!
At the beginning of the games there is a stockpile of goodies for the contestants to fight over to get a competitive edge, in addition, sponsors can send help via care package to certain contestants, and things get even more crazy with random events occurring in the arena!

So, without further ado, let's begin!

>>38462936
District 12 is hardest district.

Also:
>Matt Ward
>Alive
Do something about that Heinrich & Jim

>>38462936
>not having Gorgutz and the grot from the same district

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>>38462936
Rank and File fags represent!.

>>38462936
Rooting for Heinrich, Grot and armless Abaddon

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>>38462936
Aaaaand we're off!
A lot of resource gathering going on, but once we get to the end we get some action!
Commissar Fuklaw turns to his left and sees a tiny grot wearing a bat costume, and promptly BLAMS it, while Abaddon stumbles around yelling about Creed before falling into a lake.

>>38463013
>Abaddon manages to get himself killed first
Sasuga.

>>38463013
>Grot dies first turn
>Conan snatches a bottle of alcohol
>Kharn clutches a first aid kit and runs away
Kharn, you...feeling all right?
>Abaddon cannot swim because he has no arms

>>38463058
Oh, and
>Old Man Henderson grabs an empty backpack.

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>>38463013
>John Fuklaw kills Grot in a fit of rage
Kek.

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>>38463013
>Kharn clutches a first aid kit and runs away

>>38463001
You must be cursed, or something.

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>>38463013
The second turn of Day 1 is underway, and John Fuklaw continues his crusade, attempting to chase down xeno this time instead of a Grot!
Matt Ward constructs a shack, presumably to sell overpriced miniatures out of!
A wizard from some series I know nothing about lights a loli on fire!
A giant, bling covered blue space marines hides in bushes!

Never a dull moment, that's our motto here at the exterminatus games!

>>38463013
Orange Chainsaw is killing Matt Ward next round, I can feel it.

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Let us have a moment of silence for the plebs who died in the first round.

>>38463094
Heinrich is still in the game, and he has water!

>>38463098
Marneus Calgar camouflages himself in the bushes
kek

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>>38463098
>Raistlin sets Noh on fire with a molotov

>>38463118
All according to the Codex Astartes!

>>38463098
Fuklaw's on a fucking roll, hope he goes all the way.

>>38463098
>Jim Profit convinces Doomrider to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-YEAH!

93% Cocaine in action.

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>>38463114
Night falls, and it seems three major groups have formed.

Los Tiburon continues the lonely path of a lucha, and Gorgutz mourns the loss of his Grot alone.

Meanwhile, Mr. Profits shitposting is getting out of hand, he has already killed DoomRider and now the Emprah falls to his faggotry, oh the humanity!

>>38463157
No, that means DR is down.

>>38463155
I fucking hate him. I've never found him funny.

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>>38463163
>Emprah down
>Matt Ward now in a party with Conan and Kharn

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>>38463163
>Jim Profit kills the Emprah
Heresy!
>Matt Ward isn't dead yet
HERESY!

>>38463182
>>38463195
Wait, does that mean the Emperor's dead?

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>>38463163
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
Jim Profit hides in the bushes, waiting for his next victim.
Los Tiburon constructs ¡EL ARENOS DOS LUCHA!
Calgar defeats Conan in single combat, but does not grant him a warriors death!
In other news, Gorgutz adds xeno to his WAAAAGH because "Da green eyes iz orky enuff fer me."

>>38463213
Emprah is ded, and before ward too.

>>38463213
The emperor , our hero, has had his head hammered. He is dead.

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>>38463213
Yes, anon. Emprah is dead, we must now dance the dance of heathen gods!

>>38463239
And all because of shitposting

>>38463165
>Jim Profit blogs at Doomrider so long he ups and kills himself

Seems about right. Can't blame the guy.

>>38463230
Space Marine on Conan smut when?

>>38463213
Yep. Let's hope Ward dies next.

>>38463230
Big up the peoples next biggest hero, calgar the chivalrous. Spared Conan , I see a future spacemarine

>>38463239
Quick, better build him a giant throne for him to do fuck-all on for the next ten thousand years.

>>38463230
Sir Bearington's legendary ruse and rogueness works well for him, apparently.

>>38463263
No. He recognised that Conan is in fact one of the long lost Primarchs, and so his spiritual liege.

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>>38463243
The second night is upon us, with a suprising lack of murder happening.
Jim Profit is confronted by Los Tiburon, could this be the end of the shitposters rampage?

Fuklaw sets up camp on his own, refusing to work with "Fuckin' xeno sympathizers."

Under the cover of darkness, RaF Soldier carries out a daring raid against Matt Ward's production center, destroying his molds and codex printing press, stalling his effort to ruin 40k

Meanwhile Conan attempts to heal his wounds, perhaps he wishes for revenge?

Oh, and the loli-killer screams for help or something.

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>>38463230
>stealing from Kharn

>>38463304
>Heinrich Kemmler falls ill from contaminated water.
Damnit Heinrich, you were my last horse in the race.

>>38463304
Rank and File doing the God-Emperor's work, even after Jim Profit's shitposting put him on the throne.

>>38463320
I've still got Guts, man.

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>>38463320
>>38463338
I've got Fuklaw and RaF soldier. Life is good.

>>38463355
Is RaF Soldier from something I don't know about, or is he just meant to represent your standard rank-and-file soldier like his name suggests?

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>>38463304
The third day dawns, and with it not much happens.

Gorgutz creates "Fort Skulkrush", places sign ouside reading "No 'umies aloud"

Calgar attacks RaF Soldier as retribution against his heroic raid the previous night, but RaF manages to outwit the space marine and escape.

Matt Ward steps on a d4, lies in bed for the rest of the day

Conan continues to bide his time...

>>38463366
Thats just about it yeah.

>>38463246
I detect the foul machinations of chaos at work !

>>38463279 10/10 definitely true
I wonder what his legion would be called?

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>>38463366
He's a character from Broquest.
>>38463376
And not even the space marine can stop him, god damn.

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>>38463376
>Matt Ward injures himself

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>>38463376
Literally everybody gets lost.

Drizzt and Jim Profit fuck each other too, I guess.

>>38463378
>>38463403
In that case, I guess I've got Conan, Guts and RaFS as the guys I'm rooting for.

>>38463421
Sounds like the Guts I know.

>>38463376
Guts can't understand shit about what Los Tiburon and Boreale are talking about since he speaks neither Spanish nor SPESS MEHREEN.

Old Man Henderson wants to die for no particular reasons, his Call of Cthulhu days really took a hit on him.

Conan tries to relearn the riddle of steel. First step, the riddle of wood.

>>38463383
The Will?

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>>38463376
>Matt Ward injures himself
>>38463421
>Guts fends MMatt Ward, Conan, and Los Tiburon away from his fire.

>>38463431
Is old man Henderson they guy the protag from Shadow over Innsmouth talks to?

>>38463474
No, he's the PC that won Call of Cthulhu, somehow.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson

>>38462667
Hunger games is shit, you should feel bad for liking it

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>>38463421
Followed by EVERYBODY FUCKING DYING.

The Wizard takes advantage of RaF's good nature, and strikes him down.
Drizzt tries to be edgy and eats blood red berries, dies.
Tiburon falls into a lake, regrets not putting any points into swim.
Conan falls out of a fucking tree.

Matt Ward has finally recovered after stepping on the d4 and roams the forest with Calgar, thirsty for blood and unthinned-paint.

Meanwhile, Boreale and Fuklaw go full PURGE, as Boreale attempts to destroy Xeno, and Fuklaw investigates Sir Bearington.

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;_;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ZlMXkzUqI

>>38463506
> this pleb
> no fun allowed.jpeg

No one here cares, I'm not a fan of it either but it's still an amusing idea. so calm down man.

>>38463506
It is (very), but this is still fun.
>>38463511
God fucking damn it, Conan, you were too good for this world. Guts is the only guy I supported (or put into this thing) left, now, what with Conan and the Grot dead.

And yet Matt Ward lives.

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>>38463511
>>38463532
RIP RaF ;_;
Someone needs to take down that wizard, before he kills again.

>>38463511
I have a really good feeling about Heinrich. He can do it, I know it!

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>>38463532
Everybody is shocked at the bloodbath, and rivalries crumble as old foes sit around a fire, everybody having lost at least one ally this day.
Except Jim, who allies himself with fucking Kharn.

DAMMIT GUTS KILL THEM ALL

>>38463593

Jimbo's got this one.

>>38463511
Stop it Fuklaw, people with better Sense Motive than you have not been able to find anything suspicious in the honest and forthright behaviour of Sir Bearington.

Los Tiburon tried to Full Body Slam the lake, and the lake conutered.

>>38463593
Would would the lego scream for help, he has an ORANGE
TRANSPARENT
CHAINSAW !
already ?

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>>38463593
OTC avenges his close friend RaF Soldier by executing the wizard with an arrow to the forehead, god bless.

Guts flies into a rage and chases after Kharn, while Profit abandons his ally and hides in bushes.

Bearington gets a hatchet. It's on now mother fuckers.

>>38463593
>And so that was when I realised that the only people I'd ever been able to call my family were now dead at the hands of one who I might have called my friend. Griffith became a daemon, and I was branded.
>Oh, me? Oh, all right then. I once made it so all space marines saw Ultramarines as their superior because I love Ultramarines, they're so cool. Then I said Necron and Space Marines could be friends. Gosh, I love being a writer. What are you looking at me for?

>>38463643
>Guts vs. Kharn
Now /that's/ a fight I'd love to see.

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>>38463643
>Orange trans Chainsaw shoots an arrow into Raistlin's head
Looks like you forgot to prepare Wind Wall today, motherfucker.

>>38463593
>Calgar cuddles with a xeno
THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS ACTION

>>38463661
Agreed on that

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>>38463643
Jim Profit stares at the night sky, wondering how he will ruin everything for everybody tomorrow.

Kharn cries himself to sleep because he is all alone and even Jim abandoned him.

Heinrich finally makes his move, using poison darts to kill an immortal robot! Xeno dies a slow and painful death as the german necromancer cackles evilly, before realizing you can't revive metal as a zombie.

Matt Ward continues telling "Ghost stories" AKA his life story.

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>>38463643
>>38463661
Khorne is pleased with this battle.

>>38463704
Kharn's crying because he's a pussy who's done nothing but run away with that fucking first aid kit all game. He didn't even stand and fight Guts.

>>38463704
>Kharn cries himself to sleep

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>>38463704
Somebody takes pity of Kharn, and gives him some food.

Jim seems to have decided how to ruin everything, and hangs Bearington in a noose in the town square.

>>38463730
And even his first-aid kit got stolen by a dapper gentleman. Obviously, without his magical axe, he's lost.

>>38463746
Wouldn't you if you'd failed the Blood God so much?
>>38463747
Oh shit, Guts' isn't going to live long now, is he?

Screencapping all of this to make a summary for future amusement.

>>38463747
Bearington's secret dies with him. This means I've only got Henderson to root for.

>>38463747
Noooo, Sir Bearington ! How dit you fell fot this ?

And apparently, Kharn wasn't so much crying than praying to the demons of the Warp to bring him assistance in his darkest hour ; and they obliged since he is a really nice guy.

>>38463691
>Dat Space Marine/Tau alliance
Battle Brothers indeed.

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>>38463747
Can't somebody put an end to Jim's shitpost spree?

>>38463799
But then he goes and cuddles with bearington. Calgar is a whore.

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>>38463747
Kharn decides to escape from this game, and in blind rage crashes through "Frot Skulzkrusha" as Gorgutz renamed it, killing him in the process.

Jim awakes from a terrible nightmare: A whole day without him sucking 50 cocks

Meanwhile, OTC seems to have gone mad with grief over RaF Soldier.

>>38463747
Dunno who that price guy is but he is taking names! Someone stop the bastard.

The necromancer acted just like I expected, poison dart ha! Classic.

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>>38463811
Jim Profit manipulates the others into stealing Hendersons lawn gnomes, could this spell a genocidal crusade? Probably.

Guts... does not wake up. ;_;7

>>38463811
Finally, Kharn mans up after a day of crying to himself.

>>38463842
>Guts dead
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

Kharn the pussy it is, then.

>>38463819
Profit* ffs

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>>38463842
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38463811
I think that it was Gorgutz who was trying to escape Kharn, renewed in his bloodlust after the Warp dropped him some ammunitions.

Guts has stopped giving a fuck.

>>38463842
>>38463858
Oh, and Matt injures himself again. Of course.

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>>38463842
>Matt Ward injures himself again.

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>>38463842
Heinrich cries some more about not having a cute skeleton waifu.

In a suprise move, Henderson and Calgar spearhead and insurection against Profit and Ward.
They do not survive.

>>38463842
Fuklaw finally managed to contact the Adeptus Munitiorum.

Kharn is finally fully into BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD mode.

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>>38463889
>Jim Profit and Matt Ward both die in the same round.
REJOICE

>>38463911
You need to read better, they lived.

>>38463911
You have it backwards friend

>>38463911
Read that again.

>>38463911
It says right there they live. Baddies are unstoppable.
Clagar and the old man died.

>>38463911
I almost don't want to spoil it for him

>>38463911
>Jim Profit and Matt Ward survive
>survive
No rejoicing yet. Only sorrow.

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>>38463911
>>38463917
>>38463919
>>38463921
Oh. Fuck. I read that as "Do not survive".

I'm sad now.

>>38463889
I'm still salty about Guts and fucking Conan. They were too badass to die falling out of a tree or in their fucking sleep. Next up; Kharn dies in auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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>>38463911
Sorry anon, Henderson and Calgar died.

>>38463889
In a brief moment of introspect, Jim Profit attempts to get Heinrich to kill him.
Heinrich is a bit of a dick though, and refuses, keeping the poison that is Jim Profit in this world.

OTC and Boreale just want to go home, man.

Kharn gets his axe back.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>38463889
He dared to kill his spiritual liege ? I must hand him that, this Ward is a true heartless killer.

>>38463950
>Kharn gets an axe

IT BEGINS

>>38463950
>Kharn
>Axe
Incoming massacre or disappointing anticlimax.

>>38463950
>Kharne gets an axe
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Anyone got a link to the game?

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>>38463950
Ward bleeds out because he forgot to put a bandaid on that d4 injury.

Boreale goes insane, and OTC can feel the warp overtaking him.

Jim fools Fuklaw into thinking he is a loyal imperial citizen.

>>38463984
http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/reaping.php

>>38463991
Excellente. Some vengeance, to balance out the stupidity.

>>38463991
>Ward dies
OOOH YEAH SON FINALLY

>>38463994
Thanks bro

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>>38463991
>Matt Ward bleeds out
Fucking FINALLY.

>>38463991
Poor Boreale, having to call in a Steel Rehn without beacons, but the hard way.

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>>38463991
Heinrich bleeds out from... some injury? I'm not really sure.
The remaining two groups patrol, looking for each other, Jim having manipulated the shattered mind of OTC to aid him, at least for now.

>>38464017
NO! MY LAST HORSE! HEINRICH YOU FUCK

>>38464017
>all these people bleeding out
What is it, did they fill the place with Shadow the Edgehog posters?

>>38464017
Massive 40K alliance here ! Now that Matt Ward is out, they can finally rebuild the game together.

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>>38464017
Fuklaw collapses, he's at his physical limit, one can only BLAM so long.

Boreale captures his old ally OTC, and upon seeing the wreck which has become his mind, is forced to smash his skull against a rock until he finally finds peace.

Jim abandons his now dead pawn and moves back in with Kharn, who woulda thunk it.

>>38464087
>John Fuklaw passes out from exhaustion
H-he's gonna get back up, right? He's not dead...right?

>>38464087
Kharn can still win this bitch.

>>38464108
I think he's still in this, but I'm not sure.

>>38464087
Kharn you fool! Kill him now before he starts shitposting again.

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>>38464087
Fuklaw awakes to see Boreale murdering OTC, and assumes he has gone mad. In his half-awake delirium he attempts to poison the space marine commander, but ends up killing himself instead!
Christ, did Shakespeare write this program?

Meanwhile, Jim gets a shipment of freeze-dried dicks and Kharn lies in wait.

>>38464087
If profit fucking wins... fingers crossed for a imperial /chaos showdown between either of the other three.

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>>38464129
God dammit Fuklaw, how did you mess up that badly?
AND WHO THE FUCK SENT JIM MEDICAL SUPPLIES?

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>>38464129
BUT WAIT, Kharn lives up to his name, and taints Jim's daily dose of dicks with lead-based paint. Jim dies an awful death, cursing Kharn, Fuklaw, and RaF Soldier.

Meanwhile, Boreale prepares for the final battle between the BLUD RAHVENS and the forces of Chaos.

>>38464159
Well, the Commissar just isn't used to subtle methods of disposing of heretics...

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>>38464176
GO KHARN!

>>38464176
IT'S ON!

>>38464176
This could not have gone better.
FINAL SHOWDOWN.

>>38464176
Kharn you glorious bastard, you're my last guy. Take this punk ass Spees Mahrine down for chaos.

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>>38464176

>>38464176
By "taints his food", you must understand "threw his axe into his mouth".

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>>38464176
Well that was anti-climactic.

>>38464176
Kharn, you'd better win goddamnit.

>>38464225
oh lawd

>>38464225
Suicide rather than being another skull for the throne. I can respect that.

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NO MATTER, KHARN CLAIMS THE LIVES OF HIS ENEMIES FOR KHORNE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE

>>38464225
I have no face for this.

>>38464225
FUCK
I mean, I wanted Kharn to win but still, FUCK.

I bet Tzeentch did this.

>>38464242

Either way he fehled teh empra.

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>>38464243
And here's the post game stats.
>Jim Profit with 5 fucking kils
God damn.

>>38464243
That was very anticlimatic, but it was a nice run nonetheless.

>>38464263
Do one for each board, and then do a cross board killing spree.

>>38464263
>tfw when Matt Ward had more kills than Guts

And now we need a second round, bringing Kharn back to defend his title.

Thank you OP, that was fun.

Well, that was a blast.
Did you anons enjoy it?

>>38464294
Hell yeah

Round Two anyone ?

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>>38464225

>>38464294
Fuck yeah dude. We crave moar

>>38464294
Shit was fun mang.
Planning a round 2?

>>38464294
Yeah it was fun. Do another one some time. And ignore the tripfag.

>>38464314
>>38464304
Sure, why the fuck not?
Same deal as last time, 23 names.
Kharn stays to defend his title.

>>38464327
Crazy hassan

>>38464327
Rogal Dorn
>http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:RogalDorn.jpg

>>38464327
Moot

>>38464327
Lofn

tower girl

>>38464327
Urza

>>38464327
Angry Marine

>>38464327
Skub

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>>38464327
Sergalfag

Lofwyr

>>38464327
Ciaphas Cain

Vivec

>>38464327
Nicol Bolas.

>>38464327
Thanquol & Boneripper need to be in this. I'd post a picture, but the captcha is blocking the File field...

>>38464327
Mima

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>>38464327
Dickass rogue

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>>38464327
Urist McDwarf, Creed, Cultist Chan, Coldsteel the hedgehog, the ultimate wizard.jpg

>>38464327
Alice

>>38464327
Urist Mcdwarf.

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JoJo

>>38464263
Pretty Marine

Rincewind

>>38464327
Tankred

>>38464327
>>38464417
Seconding Creed and Urist McDwarf.

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>>38464327
The one and only.

>>38464225
GODDAMIT BORALE

>>38464439
TACTICAL GENIUS

>>38464327
Sariel

>>38464327
Lelf.

>>38464327
Knight Princess of Tower Girls

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>>38464327
Elf Slave

>>38464327
How about adding one or more of the following

Eldrad Ulthran
Paul Atreides
Rincewind
Sōsuke Aizen (because of Quest)
Asdrubael Vect
C.S. Goto
Lorraine Williams
Sean K. Reynolds

We could have some dastardly fuckers in that lot.

>>38464494
Fred Hicks
Zak Smith

>>38464494
>SKR
On one hand, he could wipe out all the good entries and end up on top.
On the other, I want to see him choke on poisoned berries.

2nd for SKR.

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AND SO IT BEGINS.

>>38464607
District 12 is too fucking fabulous to fail

>>38464607
I'm rooting for Kharn, take home a second one baby.
Inb4 he trips and dies in the first day

>>38464607
Post your bets people!

>Rogla Dorn
>Lelf
>Urist McDorf

>>38464607
Bets on SKR?

Also totally rooting for Vivec.

>>38464607
Lofn will die first.

>>38464607
Towergirl as primary, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM and Angry Marine as secondary champions.

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>>38464607
Dis gon b gud

>>38464607
>District 2
>Kharn + Lightly Used Camels
This can only end well

>>38464607

Here's hoping for Rincewind to bumble his way to the top.

>>38464607
inb4 lefl lols his way to victory.

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>>38464327
Ivan

>>38464646
>Kharn
>Angry Marine
>Creed

Go go Tankred.
Or Ciaphas
Maybe Urist

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>Kharn
>Angry Marine
>Tankred

THE ANGRY TRINITY SHALL PREVAIL

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>>38464607
AND WE'RE OFF FOLKS!

Pretty marine hides, because you don't want to get your power armour dirty by fighting, now do you?

Creed pulls TACTICAL GENIUS in the first five minutes by replacing Kharns axe with seven twin linked baneblades.

JoJo tries to be Dio, but tower girl prevails!

>>38464755
>Kharn already ded

>>38464755
CREED
STRIKES
FIRST

>>38464755
>Creed's trap kills Kharn

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

>>38464755
>>38464639

Called it.

>>38464755
CREED!

>>38464755
>angry marine
>retreating

jojo shouldn't have tried to kill best waifu

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>>38464755
>Jotaro poisons himself right out the gate
Well shit. Tower girl might have a couple aces up her sleeve.

>>38464788
he just saw something that pissed him off even more

>>38464755
CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>38464755
>JoJo dies like a bitch
what is this world coming to!

>>38464802
best girl

>>38464755

>Dickass Thief finds a bag of explosives.

This can only end well.

>>38464788
He is facing a d0rf retrieving unowned equipment. Can you blame him ?

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>>38464755
>Dickass thief gods a bag of explosives.

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>>38464755
Dickass Thief tries to get Creed to kill him, but apparently he has a larger role to play in the MASTER PLAN, so Creed refuses.

SKR tries to sleep all day and do no work, at least he isn't shitting things up any worse.

Adelf wastes no time in purging degenerates such as Pretty Marine, Tower Girl, and Lelf. It's anotha shoah I sez.

Vivec abuses CHIM to spawn med supplies.

Moot tries to explain to Lofn that cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish, but scares her off.

Crazy Hassan starts up a fishing business.

The world teams up to shit on Rincewind.

>>38464856
>gods
Grabs, fucking autocorrect.

>>38464755
Rincewind is as lucky as ever.

>>38464868
TOWERGIRL NO

>>38464868
Adelf is about to start the next Holocaust

>>38464868

>Urza, Cain, Skub and Urist get the bag, run of cackling, then discover it's empty.

>>38464868
Rooting for Ciaphas and Rincewind this time, seeing as Guts, Conan, the Grot all died (but my second bet Kharn The Pussy won, so that was good I guess).

>>38464868
He went krystallnacht on those bitches.

>all three of my choices Holocausted at once

>>38464904
>The Discworld

>>38464868
>The world teams up to shit on Rincewind.
And everything was in order.

WOOHAA COMEON 4TH REICH

>>38464868
Reynolds is obviously trying to get 8 hours of sleep to cast magic and be a real interesting character since that's far more realist than being able to do anything with a trident.

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>>38464868

>>38464868
>Dickass thief takes bag of explosives
>Begs creed to kill him. Creed spares him, probably for the sake of some master plan.
Guys I'm really scared now.

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>>38464868
Dickass Thief becomes ISIS and threatens to ALLAHU ACKBAR if these niggas don't get away from his fire

Urza and Tankred kill themselves for some reason.

Crazy Hassan and Cultist Chan go to bed, tired from kickstarting enterprise and captuuring for kay-ohs respectively.

Lowfyr and Adelf team up, not a bad combo

Angry marine thinks about how ANGRY all these heretics make him

Moot dies of thirst because he has no girl to get cuckolded by and damn is he a thirsty fuck.

>>38464971
Moot is kill

>>38464868

Someone tried to tell Cultist to take a bath.

>>38464971
>Moot dies of thirst
My sides are currently in orbit.

>>38464971
>M00t too thirsty for life
Kek.

>>38464971
Glad to see that Ciaphas and Rincewind have found alliance with each other, both being colossal cowards the due to terrible luck are forced into heroism.

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>>38464971

>>38464971
Reynolds can't understand how medicine works, normally there's always a Cleric to do that stuff, it's unrealistic that could treat wounds by any other way.

Vivec is worst god.

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>>38464971
>Moot, king of cucks does of thirst

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>>38464971
Crazy Hassan is now selling fruit, and also sells hatchets to Skub and Lofn on the down low.

After listening to Adelf rant about degeneracy for a whole night, Lofwyr goes on a rampage and kills Rincewind and Sergalfag to try and cure the world of degeneracy.

Dickass Thief thinks back fondly of home, where he didn't have to wear a bomb vest.

Urist McDorf dies of thirst as well, but probably from lack of water instead of lack of pussi

Cultist-chan begs for death from SKR, not wanting to give him a chance to fuck up her canon. He refuses and mentions something about casters being under powered.

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>>38464971
You had ONE thing to pack !

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>>38464971
>Moot dies of thirst

>>38465084
Not Rincewind!!

>>38465084
>Rincewind dead
No, lady luck, why?

>>38465084
>Urist McDorf dies of thirst as well, but probably from lack of water instead of lack of pussi
In true d0rf fashion, he died between a clean lake and a well, since none of them contained alcohol.

>>38465084
>Alelf kills three people in the first day
>Lofwyr kills Rincewind and Sergalfag in one go
E'rybody gettin' purged.

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>>38465084
Creed bides his time, licking his wounds.

Two camps are made, with Crazy Hassan supporting one, and the ANGER of the Angry Marine supporting the other.

Creed's plan comes to fruition, as Dickass Thief ambushes Hitler and kills him with a briefcase bomb.

>>38465084
People seem to be making some deals with a dragon that they can't keep up with.

>>38465156
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>38465156
Looks like Valkyrie succeeded

>>38465156
Dickass THief avenges the death of his waifu.

>>38465178
Hoo, good one !

>>38465156
Good. Adelf's fascist tyranny against the Worker has been ended.

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>>38465156

Vivec and Creed both bide their time, waiting for the pieces to fall into place.

Dickass Thief begins to conspire with SKR

Cain just dies.

Crazy Hassan engages in corporate espionage against Lowfyr.

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>>38465219
I'm gonna miss that jew-hating woman-thing.
Set fire to the Jews was my favourite song.

RIP Adelef, best waifu.

>>38465232
>Ciaphas Cain falls into a pit
and discovers there a necropolis of butcher necrons who are immediately waking up to menace the whole planet, that he has to contai by his wit and cowardice only, make the whole cave fall on the genocidal xenos
>and dies

>>38465232
Hassan just wants to pitch to Lowfyr on his used-but-better-than-new camels emporium.

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>>38465232
OH SHIT NIGGA SQUIRRELS ARE EATING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYBODY

VIVEC DEAD

CREED DEAD

CULTIST CHAN DEAD

SKR DEAD

DICKASS THIEF DEAD

ANGRY MARINE DEAD

THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN

>>38465338
Angry Marine was killed by his greatest foe, Anger.

>>38465338
Lofn is so adorable, not killing anyone and trying to survive.

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>>38465338
OH SHIT NIGGA, SQUIRRELS

>>38465338
ONLY 5 LEFT

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>>38465338

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>>38465338
Lofwyr and Skub discuss battle plans.

Lofn realizes she might actually win now

Dorn has PTSD from the squirrels.

Crazy Hassan's Slightly Used Water Emporium has a bit of a hitch.

>>38465407
Skub's gonna take it

>>38465407
>Skub making a deal with a dragon
Shiggy Diggy

>>38465425
Fuck you, SKub ain't got shit.

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>>38465407
Not much happens, really.

>>38465442
>Implying

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>>38465338
>>38465407

Lofwyr now with the aid of skub surely have the pawns in place to bring ther final solution Adelf wished for.

>>38465407
>Lofwyr and Skub discuss battle plans.

Skub is actually trying to turn Lofwyr into a pro-skub (which is stupid since all righ-thinking dragons are anti-skub).

>>38465450
>Lofwyr is pricked by several thorns while picking berries
Oh shit, that's how Guts died last time.

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>>38465450
OH SHIT NIGGER, SAEDER-KRUPP TRIGGERS A VOLCANO, HOLOCAUST TIME

LOFN GETS BURIED IN ASH, CRUSHING HER DREAMS

LOFWYR PREFORMS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND LIQUIDATES ALL OF HASSANS ASSETS

DORN SUFFOCATES

SKUB STILL GOING STRONG

WHO WILL WIN, GENERIC CREAM PRODUCT OR THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE 6TH AGE?

>>38465450
Rogal Dorn, primarch of the Iron Fist, master strategist, builder of thousands of impregnable fortress, makes a pointy stick.

>>38465515
Jesus christ, this round has random events out of the ass.

>>38465530
Mastercraftedpointystick.jpg

>>38465515
>2015
>Not believing in the benefits of Skub

>>38465515
>Skub vs Lofwyr
The Hype is real.

>>38465542
I preferred last round. Kharn the Pussy being victorious due to his pussyness was more satisfying. Hopefully this time we'll have an actual fight at the end, though.

>>38465545
>>38465515
And forgets to breath

COME ON SKUBB

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>>38465515
SKUB DIES FROM AN INFECTION, PROBABLY A S-K BIOWEAPON

ADELFS DREAM IS REALIZED, ALL PRAISE NATIONAL SOCELFISM

>>38465581
YEAH, FUCK YOU PRO-SKUB FAGS!

>>38465581
>>38465561
Nope, I was wrong, of course.

>>38465595
>Being anti skub
Fite me

>>38465581
These last round fails are mildly irritating.
Skub should have rubbed some skub on it.

>>38465581
I guess that in the end Skub was too cancerous even for itself.

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>>38465581
PRAISE BE SOCELFISM

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>>38465581
It seems Skub has been.....Skubsidized.

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>>38465581
Fuck that was quick, game over on Night 4.

Goes to show, last time was REALLY peaceful for this simulation.

You guys wanna go again with /tg/ OCs, do a board war, or just stop?