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All rolls go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.

In order to encourage use of things like BS in the future, I’ve attached a handy chart (pic-related) of combat modifiers. Note that I don’t always share said modifiers until it’s time to roll.

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>>38347315

Ignitrix said not to touch anything. She didn’t say not to LOOK at anything. So you wander off and take yourself on a small tour of the Ordo Chronos station.

Your first stop is in front of the three desks facing the spatial rift outside, seeing as there isn’t a whole lot else worthy of note. Now that you’re closer you can see that they’re all of the exact same make and model. What sets them apart, however, is that each seems to be from a different time period: the farthest on the left is coated in a thick layer of dust, the one in the middle seems relatively new, and the one on the right is sporting an odd arrangement of lights and technological bits. Each desk also has it’s own book, situated in the exact middle before the chairs. From left to right their titles read: “Then,” “Now,” and “Hereafter.”

From there you meander down the bookshelves lining the walls. It seems the Ordo kept records about every moment in history in some form of another, even if that moment hadn’t happened yet. Materials on the Black Crusades, Tyranid fleet movements, locations of the Craftworlds, all sorts of knowledge that would make any scholar faint with joy just looking at. But you’re Cinder: both the farthest thing from an actual scholar and the closest to a Khornate one. As such you only sigh at the fact there are no books on how to properly rip your enemies in half.

“Almost done!” calls Ignitrix from the next room over. She chose to set up her time portal in the residential part of the station for whatever reason. “You’ve got about maybe three minutes before I'm done!”

> [1] Go thumb through a book on a desk
> [2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)
> [3] Wait with Ignitrix until she’s done

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>38492521
>> [2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)

I'm feeling lucky today.

>>38492521

> [2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)

What could possibly go wrong?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

Yeesh. Slow start today, eh boss?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>38492521
>> [2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)
What could possibly go wrong?

critfail = we erase ourselves from history?

>>38492738
>Human Cinder Quest
>"This sucks"

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>38492521
>> [2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)
let's find a thing?

>>38492684
>>38492738

Well at least >>38492691 got it out of the Dice Gods system.

Time to Jiii~ I guess.

1d100 vs 45

Short of a 100 this can only help you.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>38492521
>[2] Stare at the shelves one last time for something interesting to you (Per)

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>38492838

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>38492838
Boop.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>38492838
Huh. Well, ok then.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>38492838
fuck the dice gods!

>>38492846
>>38492852
>>38492858

Yup. You get something. A single book. Writing...

>>38492877
What genre?

>>38492913
Novelty joke book. Calling it.

>>38492761
even worse, Slaaneshi Cinder Quest

"Dear chaos why!?"

Roll for sanity check

>>38492521

Three minutes is plenty of time. Or perhaps too much of it depending on your mood. In either case, you use that window to give the rows of books one more scan for anything interesting. Just as you’re about to give up you find a rather interesting hardback next to Dave M. Closar’s “Theory of Tank Warfare.” The book in question, bound in what would be actual, living flesh, is titled “The True Art of War.” It’s author and why it’s interesting to you?

C.S. Khorne.

Either the man has an impeccable taste in names or you’ve just stumbled across something unique. Even as a daemon of Khorne you’ve never heard of the big man himself actually putting pen to paper.

“Must have dictated,” you murmur as you casually start to thumb through the tome. You’re pretty sure most of this was written with a mixture of brass and blood, as the swirling symbols you know to be words shine and shift ever so slightly in the light. You don’t have time to read too carefully but even skimming you realize this was at least written from a daemon’s point of view. For the most part it’s an anthology of battles. Every battle, in fact. You’re not even sure how this all fits in a book the size of a dictionary. After that follows various bits of advice on how to properly take skulls in the Blood God’s name, including tactical scenarios and thought games.

But you don’t have time to brood. Ignitrix sounds off that she’s done and brings your attention back to the present. You’ll explore this book later, probably during the next jaunt through the Warp. For now, you send it away to your pocket in the Immaterium and proceed into the residential side of the Chronos Station. Once there you find Ignitrix standing before a blue and green, swirling portal that could easily be a miniaturized version of the actual rift just outside.

(cont)

>>38493279
I really want to see this. Just for Cinder's reaction.

>>38493302

“Well, here we are,” the Lady of Change says as she motions behind her. “This will take you right to the conference room on Helldrool’s flagship so very long ago. He’s not your target though. Your target’s the big, gaudy, pink power armor wearing daemon prince named Lustlure.”

> [1] Ask for more details and clarify what you’re exactly supposed to do
> [2] You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this
> [3] Just nod and jump in

Now you know where Cinder keeps getting her skill books from

>>38493279

If I remember/someone reminds me I'll run ONE UNRELATED TO EVERYTHING oneshot of Daemonette quest. Maybe.

>>38493331
>[1]

Just to be safe

>>38493331
>[1] Ask for more details and clarify what you’re exactly supposed to do

>>38493368
Good April Fools joke.

>>38493331
>> [2] You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this
So got it, so were supposed to kill the evil past you right?

Just to see her reaction of horror at all the damage we could do to time and space.

>>38493331
> [2] You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this.
Gaudy, pink, and has 'lust' in his name. This is a no brainer.

>>38493410

Exactly. The best part is you won't know if I'm serious until that evening

>>38493411
>go back in time
>kill Horus
>???
>profit

>>38493331
>> [2] You passed Temporal Mechanics 101 (barely), you’ve got this

We can probably ID big and pink well enough.

>>38493451
>Duke it out against the Emperor immediately after.
>You handle the martial stuff, Ignitrix handles the psychic front.
>Win.
>Bragging rights on every Bloodthirsters.

[2] it is. Writing...

>>38493558
Is it Emps after Horus already hurt him, or before? If after, dishonorabru!
If before, HAH, right.

>>38493630
How bad would it be for everyone else if the emperor to survive mostly intact from that event? Is it possible he might be mentally traumatized enough to cause significant problems?

>>38493655
What do you think? He just got saved by a GIRL.

>>38493695
A very tall, red, murderous girl. With great abs.

>>38493695
With chaos cooties too.
Ewwww.

>>38493695
Also he would've seen Horus's soul lost to chaos (its doubtful we would slay horus in a manner that would destroy his soul as well) meaning that he is now an asset of chaos, and is going to be suffering for all eternity, and that the emperor just lost his son to a demon who saved him purely so she'd have a worthy enemy to fight. I assume this'd anger and probably hurt him to a significant extent.

>>38493331

“So a Slaaneshi whore then?” you ask. “I can handle that.”

Ignitrix shrugs. “I never really checked on his connection to him/her/it. He might have just been undivided and REALLY liked pink.” After a moment she adds, “...Though my money’s on the Slaanesh thing.”

A grin creeps across your face as you crack your knuckles and step in front of the portal. “Right. Well here we go. Kill the heretic then headpat your past self, got it.”

“N-No! That isn’t --!”

Her dismay is cut off as you step into the temporal rift. For a moment you’re surrounded by pure white nothingness, then you snap back to reality. Though this is a different reality than the one you just left. Immediately in front of you is what you assume must be Lustlure. The daemon prince’s armor is just as bad as you’ve been told. Across from him in the conference room you’ve been brought to is a large, green, mechanical monstrosity you’re guessing is Helldrool. At his side is Ignitrix, though a different one than the one you’re used to. She’s far more human than any of her illusions. And is that fear you see in her eyes?

> [1] You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)
> [2] Less talking, more punching (WS)
> [3] There are many ways to kill a daemon prince. A Grey Knight Bolter is one of them (BS)
> [4] Write in

>>38493886
[3] "Ugh. So pink. Heinous! I don't want to touch...that."

>>38493886
> [1] You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death
The conference table!

>>38493886
> [2] Less talking, more punching (WS)
Punch
Punch some more
ask questions
if awnsered -> not enough punching

>>38493886
>> [2] Less talking, more punching (WS)
Grey Knight bolters are good - our BS is not.
Lets get Khornate on him.

>>38493977

See the 2nd post ITT though. We're probably point blank, will aim, and so on. That's +40 right there.

>"The inquisition is here! I accuse you of heresy!"

>>38493977
Point blank, unaware target...

>>38493886
>[2] Less talking, more punching (WS)

>>38493886
> [4] Write in

Introduce him to the Eldar sword we got from the duel with the Wraithguard....

>>38493886

> [1] You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)
>"So here's the news. Dead is the new pink."

>>38493886
>> [1] You should say something witty before beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)

"Something to say, ignitrix? I do. Stay out of my way, and you get to move up in chaos."

>>38494018
Irony, I like. Changing this: >>38493960
to that write-in.

>>38494037
i like this one

>>38494018
Seconding

>>38493964
Oh, something witty. I though it said "look for something to beat him to death with".

Otherwise, "No one expects the Khornate Inquisition!"

>>38493886
> [1] You should say something witty before

Beating Lustlure to death (Write in if it’s good)
"Third times a charm!" (just to both confuse and horrify Ignitrix)

Hm. If I count >>38494018 as still a WS roll it passes.

1d100 vs 68

Missing would be... bad.

I'll look over the write ins in the meantime.

What happens if Birdbrain goes Khorne due to our time meddling?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>38494106

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38494106
FULL GRIMDERP

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>38494106

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>38494106

>>38494127
Uhhh worth the reroll?

>>38494127
of course...

>>38494137
Definitely worth it for the awesome scene.

>>38494127
so close...

>>38494107
Then our time meddling wouldn't happen, which means that she wouldn't go Khorne, which means that our time meddling would happen, which means that she would go Khorne, which means we fuck everything up even more than it already is.

>>38494117
>>38494122
>>38494124

Well you pass, but there is the matter of >>38494127. If you'd like to blow your reroll on it for this session you'll pretty much blow past-Iggy's mind with how cool you are.

> [1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
> [2] Nah... we need that for later

>>38494154
>> [1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
LETS DO THIS SHIT!

>>38494144
>two best birds, one khorne and one tzeentch

More heads to pat!

>>38494154

> [1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER

>>38494154
>> [1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
If we're gonna do it, do it BEST. It'll work out somehow. Probably.

>>38494154
> [1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER
100% worth it.

>>38494154
[1]

Make an impression!

>>38494154
[1] Fuck yeah! When do we ever get a 1? Dooo it!

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"Natural" 1 it is then. Writing...

> Ignitrix: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>>38494154
>[1] PUNCH IT CHEW- I MEAN CINDER

"HAHA! Time for an inquisition!"

>>38494200
She really should know by now that, when we're around, nothing ever goes as planned. Nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3swylpHp8gs
>Captain Falcon = Cinder
>Black Shadow = PinkyMcLoserson

>>38494239

You're too late anon. The natural 1 has made it so we're fucking up the timeline. Again.

How else can we troll Iggy in the past? Give her the sword? The CS Khorne Book?

>>38494381
Headpat, maim, murder, or accidentally the other guy.

>>38494374
I think you mean IMPROVING the timeline! We're going for an SSS rank temporal restructuring. Any timeline in which we don't achieve overkill isn't a timeline worth living in.

>>38494381
Pat her head. Also, tell her to convert to Khorne to be this awesome.

>>38494424
>kill Abaddon

>>38494443
That armless failure that drowned in a river.
What he calls preparations, we call failing. We'd be doing Chaos everywhere a favor, even Slaanesh.

>>38494424
I think the biggest fuckup we could do is to inform Iggy of the coming of the Tyranids.

>>38493886

In the few seconds before you launch yourself at Lustlure you realize why past-Iggy is afraid. You’re a Bloodthirster, a daemon of Khorne. One such being that can appear if a psyker or sorcerer oversteps their bounds. She probably thinks you’re about to kill everyone present, including her. That’s not the case, of course, but you’re still going to put on a show.

Roaring, you close the distance between yourself at the Daemon Prince before he has time to react. You slip beneath his slow counterattack and drive your claws straight up into one of his armor’s armpits. The brass-blessed tips sheer through the Power Armor as if it were nothing, straight on through to his skin, muscle, bone, and the other side of the armor.

Lustlure shrieks in a high pitched, almost girly wail as his right arm detaches from his body. You catch it mid air and wield it like a club. Again and again you slam his own arm into himself, focusing on killing him in the most brutal and bloody way possible. It’s not long before you take off his other arm in much the same fashion as the first. With both arms in hand, and still pummeling the Daemon Prince into a pulp, you cackle, “THIS IS PRACTICE FOR ABADDON!”

After perhaps thirty seconds of carnage you finally step back from the gore pile that used to be Lustlure. Not even his skull survived your onslaught, but you’re pretty sure it still counts. Your combat-high is redirected, though, as a sniff and click of a safety brings your attention to the other side of the room. There, past Ignitrix has taken shelter behind Helldrool, who has produced a rather twisted-looking hellfire pistol. And it’s pointing straight at you.

From behind you in the temporal rift you hear, “Oh for the love of... “

> [1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
> [2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix
> [3] Start advancing on Helldrool to put the fear of Khorne further into their hearts
> [4] Write in

>>38494743
>[2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix "The headpats are coming...."
> [1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)

>>38494743
>> [1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
>> [2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix

"She's you by the way. Don't worry, we are going to be friends soonish."

>>38494743

> [2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix
"No need to thank the Daemon Inquisition, Chaos citizen. We live to serve! No one expects the Daemon Inquisition."

>>38494743
>[1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)
>[2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix

Wink at her. It'll screw with her head for years.

>>38494743
>[2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix
"Hi Iggy"
[1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)

>>38494852

Clearly we must flash our Rosette too.

Which makes me wonder - is it actually a Malleus one or a Chronos one?

>>38494743
[2] "Remember, kids, if you don't go red, you'll end up dead."
[1] Exit stage left.

>>38494743
[2]

Headpats and encouragement! Dream big! Slay all who oppose you! Don't be afraid to make friends!

Speak softly and carry a big sword!

>>38494899
Bonus points for moonwalking out of the plane.

>>38494743
>[2] Take a moment to say something to Past Ignitrix "The headpats are coming...."
>[1] “What? I did my job!” (Step back through)

So that happened.

Writing...

>>38495044
Was Iggy in the blood splash zone?

>>38494743

You know you’re going to be returning to a lecture. So, the way you see it, you might as well actually deserve it. Still grinning like a blood-crazed Khornate you look around Helldrool and make eye contact with past Ignitrix. She shrinks under your gaze, actively recoiling when your features soften and you wink at her. Then you step back through the portal.

On the other side, back in the present, is a very, very upset looking Ignitrix. Her feathers have always puffed out like a peacock’s when she gets this way but you’ve never seen her like this. She’s even sporting a pout that could make a puppy feel guilty.

“What?” you say. “I did my job!”

Ignitrix doesn’t answer at first. Not with words anyways. It’s only after a few frustrated whines that she manages to form coherent sentences. “Do you… do you have ANY IDEA how long I stressed about that wink?!”

> [1] Recall Temporal Mechanics 101 and try to placate her through logic
> [2] Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise
> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink
> [4] Remind her that the Necrons are coming (supposedly)
> [5] Write in

>>38495210
I think everybody was. Hell, Ignitrix probably got splashed through the portal.

Also, what would happen if we kidnapped ignitrix through the portal?

>>38495238
>> [2] Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise
>> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink

>>38495238
> [5] "Just as planned"
> [2] Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise
> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink

>>38495238
>[5] "Just as planned"

>>38495238
> [5] "Just as planned"
> [2] Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise
> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink

>>38495238
> [5] Write in
"I just went with what felt right, wouldn't want to change the past or anything would we?"

>>38495238
>3
>2

I'm slightly disappointed she isn't a few shades redder.

>>38495238
> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink
THEN...
>[2] Go for theproven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise

Cannot... resist.... troll..... answer...

>>38495373
Almost all answers are troll answers.

>>38495238
> [3] Say “Yep” with a wink
> [5] 'Just as Planned'
> [2] Go for the proven method of calming her down with a headpat and praise

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>>38495320

Hard to say really. She IS a Tzeentch daemon. Sure she doesn't really change forms much but she seems rather consistent.

Though I AM interested in what sort of combination would result of combining normal Iggy with some Khornate daemons. Too bad we don't have any drawfags around.

>>38495238
Gonna have to go with "Just as planned".

Well I think we know what happens next.

Writing...

>>38495320
She's probably blushing. That's close enough, right?

>>38495473
>she has a Khornette form now she could use as a disguise or for an edge in combat

Still Tzeentch aligned, though. No need to change that

>>38495238

If her look of rage is any indication you have about nine seconds before she completely snaps. Luckily that’s enough time to attempt to placate her. Though you do think she looks good in red.

You wink and step forward. “Just as planned~”

This causes her eyes to widen and her mouth to fall open. As you might have expected she fends off the incoming headpat. Instead of accepting it she throws herself into the air such that she can beat on your chest.

“No! No it wasn’t!” she yells between punches. They don’t hurt physically but you do feel a little bad at how hurt she seems about all this. “You were supposed to just kill him and leave! Maybe rattle off about you were part of the Inquisition and how this was a great daemon to stuff into a weapon! But no! You instead scare a past version of me half to death and cause our timelines in this reality to be even MORE intertwined!”

Are those tears leaking from her eyes? Jeez. Maybe you SHOULD have asked for a few more details. Then again, you are Cinder. That just isn’t in your nature. Yet you do need to deal with this before whatever happens with the Necron Technology outside happens.

> [1] Be the better daemon and apologize
> [2] Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down
> [3] Tell her she can beat you senseless for real later, but first she has to get you two out safe
> [4] Brush it off entirely. She’ll get over it.
> [5] Write in

>>38495789
uhhhm... I think we fucked up...

>>38495789
> [2] Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down
> [1] Be the better daemon and apologize
HUG THE BIRD

>>38495789
> [1] Be the better daemon and apologize
> [2] Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down

>>38495789
"Hey, Best-Bird. calm down please? I didn't know"

>>38495789
>> [1] Be the better daemon and apologize
>> [2] Grab her arms to stop her from punching, then hug her until she calms down
We probably should've gone the inquisition route. As opposed to khornish satan route.

>>38495789
"Lets just go back in time to before I went back in time and tell myself off before I even do it...

...I'm confused"

>>38495789
> [1] Be the better daemon and apologize
> [5] Write in
Hug while she let's it out. And keep an ear out for weird machine noises.

>>38495789
[5] Ask her why closer teamwork or whatever she meant with more intertwined is a bad thing.
[2] Then comfort her until she calms down and say we're sorry [1].
If we do it right, SHE'LL feel guilty.

I still think killing him with the Wraithsword would have been funny...

>>38495925

We really should have paid more attention about paradoxes.

So that's a thing.

Writing...

>>38495944
Right, so lets go learn about paradoxes and what to do, then travel back in time to now and tell ourselves what to do!

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>not on /tg/ for a while, come back see this
YES!

>>38495789

You let Ignitrix vent her frustrations on you for another minute before moving to stop her and calm her down. For real this time. First you catch her fist as it’s en route to your sternum. You hold it firmly as she glares and struggles to get free.

“No, you’ll get it back when you calm down,” you say, pulling her into a hug much like how you did in the bloodbath hours ago. This time she puts up way more of a fight though. In fact she nearly breaks free twice. But all said and done you’re left clutching a steaming bird to your chest.

“Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize things could get THAT screwed up from a simple wink.”

Ignitrix doesn’t respond until she runs out of energy struggling against your hold. Once she falls limp, still tears of rage in her eyes, you repeat your apology. “It’s because of that that you exist in the first place, now,” she mumbles finally. “That little wink drove me to research Khornate daemons so in depth that I might know more about Khorne than you ever will. The planet-wide massacre that spawned you? I did that. Or I did NOW. But that paradox could have easily resolved itself by cancelling us BOTH out.”

She wriggles until she can look right up into your eyes. Now instead of anger you see the same hints of fear that past Ignitrix had. This might be the one (and only) time in history a Khornate daemon’s ever felt truly guilty about killing someone.

> [1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)
> [2] Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)
> [3] Sigh and let her go. You’ll deal with this later when you’ve both had time to cool down.

>>38496334
> [1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)
This might be important... or maybe not, I'm not educated in temporal mechanics 101.

>>38496334
>> [1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)

>>38496334
Wasn't she from that planet? I feel this would've been an awkward talking point later...

>>38496334
>> [1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)

>>38496334
>> [1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)

>>38496334
>[1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)
> [2] Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)

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>>38496334
>[1] Well she mentioned a paradox. And you recall there being a special clause about daemons in regards to paradoxes… (Int)
>[2] Apologize again. Maybe get a few details. (Fel)

She killed a whole planet for us? Really?

Wow. That's not really convincing me to stop tampering with the timeline. Unless we tamper with it in ways that both resolve the paradox and create amusing changes.

What's next? We go back in time, The Emperor is now a girl?

>>38496334
[1]We've done enough apologising. But now, we're going to call her "mommy".

>>38496334

> [1]

This sounds like we're either going to fight ourselves or get slapped by Iggy for being dumb.

Guys, I think option 1 might end up with us fighting ourselves.

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>>38496454
>>38496470
I'm pretty sure that's every Khorne daemon's dream.

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>>38496428
Or we create the best band in all of time and bring peace and harmony to the galaxy,

>>38496470
This would be great! Finally a worthy foe! And even better, we can give Khorne our own skull... would this impress him or confuse him?

>>38496454
>>38496470
Demons in paradoxes tend to fuse alt-timeline selves, iirc.

>>38496487

It confuses me.

>>38496498

Yeah but we're different, remember?

>>38496486
>Emperor as lead singer
>Cinder on guitar
>Iggy on bass
>Acerea on drums
>Sytili as female vocals and keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ4z0GR4Vu8

>>38496487
We'd be giving him the greatest sacrifice anyone ever has! Our own skull! Let all other Khornates kneel in reverence to our ultimate sacrifice!

[1] pretty much has it uncontested.

1d100 vs 40.

>>38496531
Most Excellent Dude!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>38496556
Cinder vs. Cinder

Whoever wins, we lose.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>38496556

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38496556

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38496556
Braims

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>38496556

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>38496556
LETS BREAK! THE UNIVERSE!

Cinder own waifu path unlocked!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>38496556
here's to not breaking the universe yet.

>>38496564
>>38496568
>>38496569
damn it. We didn't impress Iggy.

>>38496564
>>38496568
>>38496569

Well a 46 isn't a full degree of failure, but it's still a failure.

Writing...

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>>38496573
>>38496568

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>>38496575
Could the universe handle two Cinders?

>Khornette Cinder
>Nurgle Cinder
>Tzeentch Cinder
>Commissar Cinder
>Carefree happy schoolgirl Cinder

>>38496617
Commissar Cinder would actually be pretty fun to fight against.

Goddamit, so close

>Carefree happy schoolgirl Cinder

Oh God. Is she a delinquent? Or just looks like one? I think we have an idea for a future timeline shenanigan based spinoff.

>>38496334

Temporal Mechanics will never be your strong suit. But you vaguely remember Ignitrix mentioning something about daemons and paradoxes. You communicate as such mostly as an attempt to show her you listened. Maybe it’ll help.

At first, Ignitrix grumbles, “Yes, daemons combine with their paradoxical selves but don’t keep knowledge of it. Funny how you remember that but nothing else.” But then she goes silent. You’re almost ready to ask whether you should try and pilot the shuttle out yourself when she resumes. “But I guess if it’s you… Let me go.”

And so you do. She floats to the ground and dusts herself off. Then she points to the slowly closing temporal rift she opened. “If you really want to fix this, go through there. Kill yourself, your past self, and then go kill Lustlure. The proper way. Since it’s you it might actually fix the timeline should you not lose to your past self.”

“Umm…”

She holds up a hand. “BUT! If you fail I’ll only be able to pull you out right before your death. And it’ll mean we’ll have to get out of here the old fashioned way, likely by going through who knows how many Necrons. But if you don’t mess up? Well then instead of being livid I’ll only be upset.”

You sigh deeply, “A start, at least.”

>So what’ll it be, Cinder?
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
> [2] Let’s just… go. You’ve done enough damage to the timeline already.

The roll was mostly to see whether you even thought of it in the first place and whether you could logic Ignitrix into calming down a little

> [3] Ask her what the "proper" way to kill lustlure is. Let's have the bird tell us *exactly* what to do so we don't fuck up again.

>>38496804
My name is Cindy Cornette, I'm schoolgirl and this is the story of how I met my inner daemon.

>>38496861
>[1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!

>>38496861
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
OUR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
OUR OWN SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
HAIL KHORNE!

>>38496861
I don't want us to kill ourselves but we do it for best bird.
>Number 1.

>>38496861
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
Woo!

>>38496902
She already did: saying something about the inquisition and turning the guy into a daemon weapon.

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>>38496804
I was kinda going for a sickeningly sweet and uncharacteristically idyllic life for schoolgirl Cinder, but delinquent is definitely closer to her real personality. Maybe happy schoolgirl Cinder is an athlete or something. Fencing, I dunno.

>>38496861
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!

Let's do even MORE damage to the timeline!

>>38496902

Well if you read what she said we mostly did it right except for the wink. We'd probably have been fine if we'd not fallen for the troll choices and just left.

>>38496902
this
>>38496861
and 1 for worthy opponent

>>38496861
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!

>>38496861
[1] Cinder vs. Cinder

Oh, yeah, and we should ask how to properly kill Lustlure.

>>38496861
>[1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
>[3] "Redo!"

>>38496861
[1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!

Commence Operation:Worse Plan than Trolling!!

>>38496942
>>38496932

These are correct.

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>go back in time
>try to kill self
>Inquisitor Cinder of the Ordo Chronos appears and tries to stop us from killing ourself

>>38497000
>Inquisitor Cinder appears
>She brought Chapter Master Cinder of the Blood Ravens with her

>>38497028
>Crisis on Infinite Cinders!
>Cinderverse!

>>38497000
I can totally see this happening

>>38497055
The timeline is burning into Cinders!

I forget if 40k is one of those settings where ones true name gives you some power over them, but I assume it is.
can we use our true name on our past or alternate selves?

We've entered an endless recursion in time.

Well it can't get any worse.
> Iggy: SHUT UP

Writing...

>>38497028
>inb4 1000 Cinder battle royale

>>38497028
>Chapter Master Cinder of the Blood Ravens

This...must happen.

>>38497000
>>38497028
>>38497055
>Iggy is bludgeoned to death via hundreds of simultaneous head pats.

>>38497082
It is a true name = power setting but we aren't a wizard (or psyker for that matter). We can't do anything with it. Best Bird can, but that is a risk.

>>38497086
Honestly, I WANT it to get worse.

Maybe we'll kill off Daemonette Cinder in the struggle.

>>38497115
Before we can play her on april fools? Have you lost your mind anon?

>>38497115
>1000 Cinders fighting
>Daemonette Cinder arrives
>1000 Cinders beating Daemonette Cinder into non-existence

>>38497115
Do we ally and merge with Nurglette Cinder and Tzeentchette Cinder?

>>38496861
> [1] You can totally commit suicide. Plus it means Khorne gets another skull!
>I have to fight myself? Finally, a Decent Challenge!
>Kiss Iggy on the cheek and charge into the time portal.

>>38497141
We can still play her, it'll just be the events BEFORE we kill her.

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>Emperor of Mankind Cinder

>>38497159
We'll have to watch out for NEGA-Cinder, who joined Malal after her friends got killed by the Grey Knights on the first planet she went to and Khorne refused to let her reroll.

>>38497159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

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>>38497193
Oh my.

>>38497170
No, it'll be the events after we kill her. Time fuckery is weird like that.

Guys, don't you know what this means? Forget the bird's approval, we can use this to fight and fight ourselves over and over again to where we'll always be the strongest version of ourselves what walks back through that portal! We just have to be really nice to Helldrool and Psyker Trixie when we're fighting.

>>38497275
I kinda want to bully Helldrool, though.

>>38497265
Or it's an alternate alternate Cinder who's also a slaneeshi bitch and didn't go into the all-cinder brawl because she knew it wasn't an orgy.

>>38497313
>Slaaneshi
>Not trying to Fuck space-time in the ass

Its like you're not even trying, Anon.

>>38497313
Orgy of violence...

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>>38496861

Being brash and rushing into things without a plan is kinda what you do. Given the alternative of having to deal with an extremely upset Tzeentchean for what might be an eternity you’re going to stick to what you know.

“Alright so…” You step in front of the portal again. “If I kill myself then what happens to you?”

Ignitrix mumbles something even your daemonic hearing doesn’t pick up. Then she says, “I won’t remember having this conversation with you. You are the only one who can actually cause me to not remember my own timeline.” She doesn’t seem thrilled about this, continuing, “AND! I will be very alarmed at the fact you just came through a portal that I made to kill yourself. You’re still going to have to explain your mistake, even if you do everything perfect with Lustlure.”

Welp. Maybe you’ll think of how to tell her all this without setting her off. For the most part, anyways. You know she’ll still be mad. But you’ll worry about that later. Now you have to focus on what might be the hardest opponent to date if you don’t handle it right: yourself.

Just as you begin to walk forward again, Ignitrix calls out to stop you. “I have to stay here and keep the portal open. But I can offer you some aid if you so wish it.”

“And that aid would be…?”

She bites her lip. “A spell. I can tell you a string of words that, when used with a true name, freezes them in place for a time.”

You come to a full stop. Khornates don’t do sorcery. At all. It has no place in an actual battle. Yet… you aren’t a normal daemon of Khorne. Maybe you should take the spell just in case?

> Remember combat modifiers!
> [1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)
> [2] A surprise commissar maneuver might end this just as quickly as the spell (BS)
> [3] Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)
> [4] Take the spell and use it (WP)
> [5] Write in

>>38497353
Anon, why go to a huge merge-orgy-fight thingy when you can just stay in your alternate timeline and fuck everything there?
We've already proven base-Cinder thinks of the big picture, so why shouldn't bitch-Cinder?

>>38497373
> [1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)
FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
KHORNE WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!

>>38497373
>[3] Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)

>>38497373
> [3] Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)
> [5] Write in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6ugLM3ARw

Do the "I see you're pushing too many pencils" arm wrestle thing while you're diplomancing.

That'll be our "fight" with ourself.

>>38497373
[1] As much as I REALLY want to finally use a gun on something in this quest, this is the most appropriate weapon against ourselves.

>>38497373
>> [1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)

>>38497424
Second

>>38497424
Sounds hilarious. Supporting.

>>38497424
Second!

>>38497373
>the hardest opponent to date if you don’t handle it right: yourself.
Lucius can attest to that!

> [1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)

We're gonna wink at her anyway, right?

>>38497373
>> [1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)

>>38497373
>> [4] Take the spell and use it (WP)
since I brought it up....

>>38497373
>[5] Write in

Tell ourselves we're here to unshit the timeline, then duel to the death.
Use every form of violence we have at our disposal
Present our own skull to Khorne.

NO SPELLS! We deserve only the best opponents.

>>38497424
Hilarious.SECOND!

>>38497424
Fuck it, I have already voted for 1 earlier, but this thing seems just as likely for Cinder

>>38497373
>[1] You’ll get through this using your claws and claws alone (WS)
Time to khorne

>>38497373
>[3] Go through but, instead of fighting, explain to yourself how not to screw up (Fel)
"You upset Iggy and now you're going to fix it"
>I didn't do shit
"Not yet you didn't, now here's what you're going to do..."

WAIT WAIT WAIT

BALLISTICS SKILL

THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO LEVEL THAT UP!

WE'LL GET EXP FROM KILLING CINDERS WITH BOLTERS, AND THOSE WILL BE GONE FOREVER, BUT THEIR EXPERIENCES WILL STILL GO WITH US

AND WE'LL RUN OUT OF AMMO, BUT FUTURE (PAST) CINDERS WILL NOT

WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP GRINDING WITH THE HELP OF A TIME TRAVELLY GRAY KNIGHT BOLTER TO LEVEL OUR BALLISTICS SKILL UP!

>>38497424
tempting, but lacks Skulls

I think I might like this version of Iggy who became our fangirl. Can we still wink at her?

>>38497601
not a really good plan... if even one of those past/future Cinders kills you, you loose all that exp because that Cinder hasn't done this herself...

>>38497640
Nah, our exp goes to her for killing us off.

>>38497373
Number 1, fuck magik

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>>38497626
Just give her a friendly smile and say "Don't worry, everything will be alright."

Say something encouraging! Even if we do play the part of some Demonic Inquisition.

>>38497700
Let's say "Daijoubu" to give us a weeb flavored Iggy!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

I THINK [3] has it if you consider >>38497424 with everything.

So here's what we'll do:

3d100 vs 52 (S), Fel (modifier depends on previous), and 68 (WS, may also get modifiers)

I'm personally going to be rolling past Cinder's S check. You'll need to beat her degrees of success (or failure) to pass your first S check. Hopefully that makes sense.

This is also why prewriting and notes will never work for KQ.

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>38497722
>>38497729

Rolled 26, 98, 52 = 176 (3d100)

>>38497729

Rolled 94, 68 = 162 (2d100)

>>38497750
Damn. Didn't see the 3d100

Here are my other rolls.

Rolled 41, 60, 1 = 102 (3d100)

>>38497729

>>38497750

3d100 anon. Not 1d100. Way to waste an 18.

Rolled 55, 91, 11 = 157 (3d100)

>>38497729
but skulls

>>38497780
Crit! Haha!

>>38497729
It's [1], who taught you how to count?

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>>38497780
>Another 1

Good Lord.

>>38497765
>>38497780
>>38497790
26, 60, 1
so.. 3 degrees of success... questionable success... and finally BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>38497765
>>38497780
>>38497790

So let's see...

You get a 26, a 60, and a 1.

You beat past Cinder in a strength check but it's not nearly enough to give you a pass on your Fel check. So it's a good thing you rolled that 1. Not for past you but for you you.

Fuck time.
>I: I tooolllddd you!
Shut up iggy.

Writing...

>>38497834
[3] didn't win, what are you on about?

>>38497855
we're going with >>38497424

>>38497834
>kill past Cinder
>go back to kill Daemon Prince
>see Iggy
>toss her our own skull and say "Don't worry, everything will be daijobu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1oQ1tQ02M

>>38497855

We're still getting the WS [1] if you paid attention.

>>38497882
I just had a thought: won't past us just be sent back to the immaterium upon death?

>>38497922
Who the hell knows, were like that orc warchief that managed, due to warp ship fuckery, to murder his past self because he wanted a matching set of guns.

>>38497922

Which is why the killing blow will either have to come from the GK Bolter or an Ignitrix True Name spell. We don't have a blank around and Sytili isn't here to eat us.

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>Feeling that now is the time, you stand and throw out your right arm.

>“Deeuffanir'eaokse! I name and bind thee! In the using your Name I command thee! Return to the depths of Hell from whence you come!”

>Silence falls after you finish shouting. You start to feel extremely foolish as both daemon princes look at you like you’re an idiot. Then a tear in the materium opens up right next to Lustlure.

>“HAHA! TIME FOR AN INQUISITION!” a voice shouts. Then a blur of red barrels out of the Warp and tackles Lustlure.

>Helldrool looks over at you as his counterpart is literally being clawed to death. ++What did you do?++

>“I…” Your voice shakes in fear from being in the same room as a Khornate daemon. “I thought I had found his name so I tried to…”

>“STOP SQUIRMING! I NEED YOUR SKULL INTACT!”

>++You used that book again didn’t you.++

>“It was either that or…”

>Both of you go silent as the crimson monster stands, Lustlure’s head in hand. It, she, turns to the tear in the fabric of reality and gives a thumbs up. “Great work Ignitrix! That was the perfect daemon to beat into a weapon!”

>“Wha…” You shift just enough to look through the tear, only to see yourself. A twisted, daemonic version of yourself, but yourself indeed. It, she, YOU waves as the Khornate steps through the tear and seals it behind them.

>Silence falls over the room. Just as Helldrool opens his mouth to speak, the entire ship rocks and a klaxxon of alarms begin sounding.

Since this was from when she was a Bloodletter, we don't have to do anything the same. Iggy should have acted earlier while we were still Lesser, and before we got to know her like we do.

>>38497958
How badly do you think Ignitrix will facepalm when she sees a us get into a fight with ourselves?

Can Iggy make a weapon from past Cinder?

>>38497882
Seems like Cinder picked some Weeb up from when she was on that planet.

>>38497834
ELH, what became of the planet? You haven't told us.

>>38498019
HELLS FUCKING YEAH SHE CAN!

If not, we can ask for Khorne to assist with warp-time-fuckery.
please forgive how excited I am..

>>38498019
That way, we'll always be by her side! Alternatively, we'll always be ready for combat!

>>38497990
She will squeak softly in confusion and despair, before locking herself in her room with her Cinder doll.

>>38497985
>"Wait, I just realized I'm already different then how I'm supposed to be. Never mind Ignitrix! It was always going to change. I'm just gonna headpat your past self anyways then."

>>38498056
>>38498055
>Iggy now carries a Cinder sword everywhere

>>38498036

The one you're on or the one Cinder spawned from? If it's the latter then it's never been brought up except with Mr. Silent. You just know it was a daemonic massacre.

>>38498075
No, the Weeb planet!

>>38498074
Alternatively: Cinder now wields motherfucking Cinder as a flaming sword!

Ignitrix will forever dread this day as it marked a new meaning and use of "playing with yourself."

>>38498091

Oh.

Sytili's crew ate it and spawned a Nid fleet that went to go fuck with other places. Whatever wasn't eaten got turned into Plague Cultists and shot at other worlds but not the same ones the Tyranids are about to nom. This was hinted at somewhere in that arc, forget which specific #.

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>>38496334
>“That little wink drove me to research Khornate daemons so in depth that I might know more about Khorne than you ever will. The planet-wide massacre that spawned you? I did that. Or I did NOW. But that paradox could have easily resolved itself by cancelling us BOTH out.”
Awww, we made each other, and were made for each other! That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard!

>>38498296
I kinda want to keep that. It is really sweet.

>>38497373

Your reply to Ignitrix consists of a simple shake of your head as you step through the portal once more. This time there’s no white intermission: you pop out immediately right where you started. Though the Ignitrix in front of you is no longer fuming. Instead, she seems completely confused.

“B-But…” she starts to stammer. “But I just opened this. Why are you there and not…” Realization hits her just as past you (henceforth known as P-Cinder) walks into view. Both of you stare at one another, sizing up your opponent. Have you always been that big? And why is your tail doing that? Stupid tail.

P-Cinder is first to break the tension by stepping forward. “I thought you were sending me into the past, Ignitrix, not cloning me…”

Ignitrix sputters, “I was! It isn’t!”

You match your counterparts stride, meeting her halfway and standing face to face. There’s barely any breathing room between you as you reply, “Well the good news is there’s still just one me. I’m here because my past self is apparently so much of a fuck up that she breaks the timeline.”

P-Cinder scoffs. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. But if future me is this much of a bitch then maybe it’s best I break it. I can’t have YOU walking around with my name.”

“Oh for fucks…” Both of you turn to look at Ignitrix. She’s driven her palm straight into her forehead and is backing away slowly. “I am NOT getting involved in this. If future me sent future you to do something then… then… I don’t even want to know.”

“Are you taking her side?” cries P-Cinder incredulously.

You grin sadistically, “See? So much of a fuck up that even Ignitrix knows it.”

“Why you--!”

With that, P-Cinder’s arm comes rocketing up in an attempt to punch your face. You meet it midway with a punch of your own, deflecting her blow and taking hold of her arm. For a time the two of you struggle, only for you to toss her back like a ragdoll.

(cont)

>>38498306
We can, we just have to wink past-birdy again after we give her the headpat she deserves.

>>38498325

“Was I seriously ever this weak?” you ask as she flies backwards. “Maybe I SHOULD let you screw everything up if it means you learn how to be a proper Bloodthirster.”

P-Cinder catches herself by slamming her tail into the deckplates and using it as an anchor. She comes to rest on all fours, ready to pounce. “A proper…” she begins to retort. “What in the ever loving Warp do you mean?”

Perhaps you’re a little too excited. Maybe it’s the fact you feel completely alive after wrestling with someone who can actually fight back. Whatever the case, you forget to be diplomatic (for a Khornate) and reply, “I mean that you fuck up your most basic function: killing something properly.”

Past you doesn’t like that. Not one bit. She comes flying at you like a bolter round, only 20 times more deadly. But, as she’s your past self, you know what she’s going to try next. So you…

> [1] Deflect her claw swipe and rake her side
> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)
> [3] Pull out your GK Bolter and Commissar (BS)
> [4] Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash her
> [5] Kick her chest before her blow lands

>>38498342
>[4] Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash her

>>38498342
> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)
Prove that we're the strongest and can beat anyone, even ourself!

>>38498342

> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)

>>38498342
>> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)

>>38498342
> [4] Dodge, grab her tail, and whiplash her
In act Hulk Vs. Loki treatment on her via tail.

Puny Cinder.

>>38498342
>Pull out your GK Bolter and Commissar

>>38498342
>> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)

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>>38498342
> [2] Meet her attack with your own and prove you’re the strongest (S)

>>38498342
So this >>38498373

>>38498325
Well, we knowntge limitations of the bird's loyalty now.

>>38498342
[4] I have this mental image of us slamming ourselves into the floor again and again and again.

>>38498373

I'm inclined to support this notion if not the Bolter. But anons will never realize that using the stupid gun leads to daemon fights being all of two dice rolls.

>>38498342

> [4]

For now, I guess.

>>38498373
"Enact," my man.

>>38498395
Clearly.

She is loyal to us. all of us

>>38495473
Can someone change this image to where she has hot pink-red hair and wings, and crimson robes with brass armor?

5 for [2]
5 for [4]

Guess we'll wait a bit.

>>38498535
This is not me.

>>38498535
Like, palette swap it.

>>38498549
"NotNotELH" is a mouthful.

>>38498535
>>38498549
hmm... is NotELH not ELH?
This is quite the conundrum.

>>38498549
You could always combine them. Overpower her then tail slam her about.

>>38498410
I'd be all for the bolter normally, but not on -ourselves-. It's a holy relic, so, who knows what could happen? It might kill us for real.

>>38498590
That sounds pretty good.
I vote to combine them with this anon.

>>38498590
I'd be okay with this.

>>38498590
>>38498610
>>38498549
Do that

>>38498610
By their power combined, we are Captain Planetkiller?

>>38498590
works for me

Combining because reasons.

1d100 vs 52

Failing will lead to more facepalms.

Not failing leads to making yourself a Cinder flail.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>38498672

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>38498672

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>38498672

By shenanigans combined!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>38498672
we shall not fail

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>38498672
Once more unto the breach!

>>38498686
>>38498687

fuck we nearly did!

>>38498679
Excellent work!

>>38498679
>>38498680
>>38498686

Cutting it close tonight, aren't we? Must be the 1's.

Writing...

>>38498679
good enough.

>>38498710
Hey, speaking of tonight, how long will you be running?

>>38498781

Until this sages off ideally. We'll see where we are with combat then.

>>38498798
Aww, no thread 2? But you started so early in the day!

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>>38493279
>>38493325
"Jeez sis, why are you so angry?"
"I think somebody needs a massage!"

>>38496428
>We go back in time, The Emperor is now a girl?
We should do that!

>>38496617
>>38496641
And this!

>>38498884
Hey, it's you. Welcome back!

>>38498342

Using your foreknowledge of what you would do in this situation, you step aside as Past You flies past. As she does you reach out and latch onto her tail and rip it backwards. The force immediately causes her body to snap rigid and slam against the floor.

Huffing, you wrench her tail (and thus her) over your head. “I told you… I’m… stronger…”

P-Cinder’s next impact causes the deckplates to shatter completely. By the time you’ve repeated the humiliating process on her thrice more alarms in the station are going off.

==WARNING: STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAILING==

Unfortunately, three tail-based slams is all you get. The next time you go to introduce her to the floor she stops herself and rolls over. Caught in the motion, you’re sent flying into her waiting claws. Damn you for being so pointy (-12 wounds). Once the two of you separate you square off once more. Though this time you both drop into different combat stances. You guess this is where your knowledge of yourself and the past stops.

> [1] Let her make the next move
> [2] Charge! (WS)
> [3] BLAM! (BS)
> [4] Taunt her (Fel)
> [5] Write in

>>38498914
>> [2] Charge! (WS)

>>38498914
> [4] Taunt her (Fel)

>==WARNING: STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAILING==

This worries me.

>>38498914
>> [2] Charge! (WS)
gotta keep that initiative

>>38498914
> [2] Charge! (WS)
Always make the first move!

and in any case, that structural integrity failure wasn't our ship, was it? Are we in front of birdie or on board past-birdie's ship?

>>38498914
[1[+[2[ Consider it a well-timed, sudden interrupt.

>>38498914
> [3] BLAM! (BS)
> [4] Taunt her (Fel)