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>>38549024
"Peeping on the girls again?" Jenner sighs in exasperation as she walks down the hall.

"Not on purpose!" You assure her.

"Of course." Jenner says in her "i'm not convinced" tone of voice.

"Anyways," you sigh, "have we gotten any info for upcoming events?"

"Well, all they've told me is that it's going to be a series of challenges." Jenner hands you a folder. "Like last time, you have to cycle through all the idols first. However, we'll only be given the first event ahead of time. Subsequent ones will be revealed as we progress."

"Some kind of race?" You ask

"It appears so." Jenner nods. "The primary challenge is to use 'the skills and grace of a maid' to carry a parfait through various challenges to the end without spilling it."

"And if we do?"

"You'll have to start the event over from the beginning." Jenner says flatly. "So I suggest that the girls don't drop it."

"Obviously." You roll your eyes. "What's the first event?"

"All it says is 'ball pit'." Jenner frowns.

Well, that was helpful.

>Pick an idol to negotiate the Ball Pit!

>>38549031
>Niko

She's the ninja here.

>>38549031
>Niko
Gogo ninja meido!

>>38549031
Julie! Gotta forge through those balls like it's nothing!

So who do we blame for outages now that Moot's gone?

You know, with the possibility of Niko actually being a damn Ninja....You have to wonder about the previous things that occurred in this quest.

Remember when Ushiyama asked her to show us that she could do the choreography, and she rolled high? Or what about the time she asked if she could parachute onto the guerrilla concert stage, and we didn't allow it because it wasn't planned?

How much did she really know?

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>>38549159
The NSA? The FSB? THE GLASTON KNIGHTS?

>>38549031
>Niko

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>>38549159
moot.

I refuse to let him escape the blame.

>>38549031
>Niko

GoGo Ninja Idoru

I wish we got Niko a bit more screentime. Hell, I wouldn't mind a Cyberpunk Shinobi One-shot Mini Series.

>>38549031
>Niko

And here come the jokes that Niko could've done all the combat related missions by herself:

>"If she was on the bottom supporting Melissa last thread, she would've been able to run on water."
>"Niko's so strong, she doesn't take part in combat ops because she doesn't want to make the Combat Idols feel left out.

>>38549031
>Niko

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>>38549031
>Niko
I bet this won't even merit an argument.

>>38549031
>Niko

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>>38549031
"Okay, Niko, you're first up." You say. "You ready?"

"Always, Producer!" Niko snaps to attention and gives you a mock salute. "What do you need me to do?"

"You need to carry a parfait across a ball pit without spilling it." You say. "But I think you're going to have to expect unexpected obstacles."

"Aw, that's easy!" Niko laughs.

"Hopefully." You sigh.

Finally, the time arrives, and you and your idols walk back out to the main stadium floor.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" The announcer booms. "OUR TWO FINALISTS, ROSE ENTERTAINMENT AND CLOVER ENTERTAINMENT!"

The entire stadium rumbles with applause. Up ahead, you can see the eponymous ball pit, which is exactly what it looks like, a simple pit filled with various multicolored balls. Across the way, you can see Derosa and his idols prepping.

"Okay, here are the ground rules!" The referee walks up to you. "There's a table of parfaits. You grab one, and get it across the other side by any means necessary! You cannot drop the the parfait, or you have to come back and get a new one. Other than that, anything goes! Is that clear?"

"Crystal." You nod.

"All right!" The referee looks at Niko. "Are you ready?"

"Ready!" She nods.

The referee then glances at his partner, who is instructing the Rose idols, and they both nod in confirmation.

"Okay, 3...2...1... GO!"

Immediately, you see the Rose idol vault over the edge, obviously intending to go in a hurry.

>Gotta go fast!
>Take it slow and steady.
>Other

>>38550154
>>Take it slow and steady.
With those rolls, we should be good.

>>38550154
>>Take it slow and steady.

>>38550154
>Take it slow and steady.
Yeah let them find the traps first

>>38550154
>>Gotta go fast!


Who did Magical Girl Idol group and Maid idol group lose to?

>>38550154
>Take it slow and steady.

>>38550154
>>Take it slow and steady

let the rose idol trigger all the traps

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>>38550154
>Take it slow and steady.

Speaking of idols...
ONE MORE TIIIME

>>38550154
>Gotta go fast!
No such thing as a slow ninja.
Also the sooner we reach the goal, the sooner Niko can taunt the inferior non-ninja maid.

>>38549294
>In a certain city, the exiled Violet Scorpion is on a mission to find intel, and sabotage the enemy. Normally, she'd prefer not to use her skills and live a normal life, but for the well-being of her friends, she dons her old uniform.
>Using stealth, trickery, and martial arts, she completes her mission, but must race back to her hideout before morning.
>Running from rooftop to rooftop, she makes it back before waking up to her civilian life

Next morning....
>Guy in a suit walks in "Good morning, Niko. You look like you didn't get enough sleep."
>"Don't worry, Producer, I just had a very rough night."

>>38549294
Technically, it would be Cyberpunk Kunoichi.

>>38550154
>Take it slow and steady.

>Take it slow and steady.
Man, if those are the other idols rolls then they just ate shit.

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>>38550154
>>Take it slow and steady.
Wins the race.

>>38550218
>Laughing basara.gif

>>38550244
So what kind of Kunoichi is Niko?

Traditional, Modern, Mixed, or RULES OF NATURE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs

>>38550377
Modern.

>>38550377
Modern, if the Guitana is any indication.
Probably doesn't get enough electrolytes for the latter.

>>38550377

Rules of Flamenco.

>>38550377
She probably had very traditional training, enough that it caused the rift between her and her parents, but she's modern in her own practice.

>>38550472
So I herd u wer talking about Flamenco
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxC8bWQcuAY

>>38550154
>"Okay, here are the ground rules!" The referee walks up to you. "There's a table of parfaits. You grab one, and get it across the other side by any means necessary! You cannot drop the the parfait, or you have to come back and get a new one. Other than that, anything goes! Is that clear?

It occurs to me that eating the parfait and then running to the other side is both "getting it to the other side" and "not dropping it."

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>>38550154
"Just take it slow and steady." You advise Niko.

"Got it, Producer." Niko nods as she takes a proving foot into the ball pit to check how deep it is. Meanwhile, on the other end, the Rose idol trips on the edge and falls face first into the balls, her parfait flying into the air and smashing into the ground.

"OOOOOOOH, that's got to hurt!" The announcer says as a wave a mild laughter echoes across the stands.

Meanwhile, Niko shuffles her way across the ball pit, the parfait clutched tightly in her hands. Her opponent grabs a fresh parfait and returns to the ball pit, this time being a bit more cautious.

"Okay, you're doing good, Niko." You say, just a bit farther-"

"I GUESS IT'S TIME TO SPICE THINGS UP." The announcer bellows.

Oh god, fuck no.

"HERE COMES THE TERROR OF THE BALL PIT!"

Suddenly, the center of the pit explodes, flinging balls in all directions as an ED-209 emerges, its twin cannons converted to fire plastic balls instead of bullets.

"ENGAGING TARGETS." The combat robot rumbles as its safeties clicked off.

"HOLY SHIT." Niko yelps.

>RUN
>HIDE
>FIGHT
>Other

>>38550776
>HIDE
This just turned into a sneaking mission!

>>38550776
>>FIGHT
>BOUNCE LORD intensifies

>>38550776
>HIDE

NINJA MODE ACTIVATE

>>38550776
>>HIDE
Remember the basics of Ninjutsu! Blend into the shadows to Increase your CAMO RATING

>>38550776
>RUN

>>38550776
>>HIDE

>>38550776
>>HIDE

>>38550776
>HIDE

>>38550776
>HIDE

>>38550776
>HIDE

>an ED-209 emerges
If only plastic balls were hard enough for it to trip over.

>>38550776
>HIDE

>>38550776
>>Other

HIDE.

Steal enemies parfait when they get plasted - take it from them if need be - then blind ED209's sensors with our rivals parfait

>>38550776
>the Rose idol trips on the edge and falls face first into the balls, her parfait flying into the air and smashing into the ground.

use environment to advantage. Splash that shit all over 209s camera system. Just one good handful of yogurt and a good toss and he's done for.

For style points we could use a napkin or something maid-like to schmear it all over too.

>>38550985
Maybe do some acrobatics if we really wanna impress.

>>38550776
>HIDE

>>38550776
>FIGHT

Niko has first attack if someone attacks her first.

Meanwhile somewhere in the Far East...
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A

>>38551097
what kind of attack does she have that can affect THAT?

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>>38550776
"Hide, Niko!" You yell. "That bot is beyond you!"

"R-roger!" Niko grunts.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>38551192

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>38551192

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>38551192
BANZAI

>>38551181
Make it slip on some balls.

That machine is like a turtle once you knock it on it's back it can't get back up.

>>38551201
not bad better then everyone else.

>>38551201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjJGhW3SNSA

>>38551201
Thank goodness for convenient cardboard boxes!

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>>38551237
>I'M A TREE!

>>38551336
No, just an indoor crocodile.

>>38551233

oh my god its been too long since i've seen anything ask a ninja related.

Thanks for that.

>>38551349
>CAW
>It's okay guys, it's just a bird, no biggie.

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>>38551192
Fortunately for you, you just happened to have one girl in your employ that knew practically everything about ED-209s, and you made sure that she had taught the rest of the girls everything she knew. It just so happened, ED-209s have huge gaps in their detection radius.

As in, they couldn't really see under themselves

Niko is lightning quick, almost too quick, as she slides underneath the ED-209. The bot, completely forgetting Niko is even there, acquires lock on the Rose idol and start pelting her under a hail of plastic balls. She doesn't drop her parfait, but she's forced to stop to protect it from the assault.

"Haha, see you later, sucker!" Niko cackles and she dashes out from under the ED-209 and leaps over the opposite end of the ball pit. You and your idols cheer.

"It's not over yet, folks! This is a relay race!" The announcer cackles. "Next up is the wall climb!"

"Hurry, we need to send another idol in!" Jenner instructs you.

You look to your remaining idols.

>Which idol goes up next? Niko is unavailable.

>>38551418
Julie. For the evulz.

>>38551418
>lightning quick, almost too quick
Welp, it's confirmed by Merc. Niko is a ninja.

>>38551418
>Cole
Static Electricity, do your thing!

>>38551418
>Morgan

>>38551418
Melissa.

>>38551418
Julie or Melissa.

>>38551418

Morgan.

Because Russian.

>>38551418
Morgan

>>38551418
Cole or Morgan
Not Julie, Melissa might be too heavy and I'd like to keep Roro as a trump card.

>>38551418
>"Next up is the wall climb!"

Wall climb? Cyberarm go.

Thats melissa.

>>38551418
>Morgan

You know, once all this idoling is over for the girls, I think Rin would make a pretty good Producer.

Sure she may not be a fighting producer, but she knows what needs to be done, and how to get them done.

>>38551418
>Morgan

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>>38551548
Provided she doesn't lose her arms

>>38551548
>Implying Rin would need to work ever again after what she's done, how popular she is, and how well she can use her very high sex appeal.

I'm off to sleep. Make good decisions, roll well. and go out with a bang.

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>>38551575
You fuck
At least use this version

>>38551614
Jenner will see to the last one.

>>38551614
>go out with a bang
>Anon wanst the Demolition charges

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>>38551548
>I think Rin would make a pretty good Producer.

Cleavage Entertainment incoming.

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>>38551418
"Morgan, go!" You say.

"Going." Morgan jumps to her feet and sprints forward making her way to Niko, who passes off her parfait to her. She briefly stops in front of the wall to judge the difficulty. You could see plenty of hand and footholds on the wall, but the problem was that Morgan would have to dedicate one arm to holding the parfait, which would make climbing a bit harder than usual. You look back to see the first Rose idol slowly making her way to the end of the ball pit under the hail of fire from the ED-209. Morgan's advantage was quickly narrowing.

>Push Morgan to move faster.
>Let her move at her own pace.
>Other

>>38551652
Implying all hope is lost
The problem must be in your pants, anon.

>>38551755
>>Let her move at her own pace.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.
Nothing ever good happens when you are rushing in this setting.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.
Let's enjoy the last thread while it lasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Pz5KsyfN0

>>38551548
>Setting aspirations that low

If we win the Idolb owl and get on the Tribunal, we can take over the city, for starters.

>>38551755
>Push Morgan to move faster.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.
Can't rush with only one free hand.

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>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.

>>38551762
Just offering a captioned variant
I've got a couple more

>>38551804
Which district would each girl run?

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.

>>38551755
>>Let her move at her own pace
can't rush the russian

>>38551755
>>Let her move at her own pace.

First time participating but here for the end!

>>38551826
I'd guess that Julie and Melissa would try to bring order to the Tombs (Cole may not exactly have the best PR there).

Julie would definitely oversee the Prison Labour Camps though.

>>38551755
>Let her move at her own pace.
Encouragement not force.

>>38551755
>>Let her move at her own pace.
We don't need to be Russian ahead

>>38551755
>>Let her move at her own pace.

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>>38551822
>furious hand-signing intensifies

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>>38551896
Damn it carlos!

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>>38551951
>furious signing maximizes
>"Asshat"

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Rolled 13, 16, 16 = 45 (3d20)

>>38551755
Morgan paces back and forth along the wall, eying the placement of the hand and footholds closely. You could see the calculations and visualizations running through Morgan's head, years of climbing to high-placed sniper perches proving their usefulness.

Meanwhile, the first Rose idol manages to clear the ball pit and hands off her parfait. The second Rose idol then immediately leaps at the wall.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>38552005

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38552005

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38552005

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>38552005

>>38552029

Aww Yeah!

>>38552029
Ace's

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>38552005
Go go russkie!

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>>38552029
Awww shit

>>38552029
ayyyyyyyyy

>>38552029

i love you

LETS CRIT THIS BITCH

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>>38552029
HERE WE GO

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>38552029

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>>38552029

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>>38552029

>>38552029
Let's keep it

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>>38552029

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>>38552029

Here comes the show!

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>>38552072
Go home pixy, you're a week early.

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>>38552112
More like a day and a plane too late

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>>38552029
Well damn!

Do you want to convert the crit to STAR POWER?

You currently have 3 points!

>Y
>N

>>38552159
>N

>>38552159
>>N

>>38552159
>N
They rolled pretty high too

>>38552159
>N

>>38552159
>N
Absolute domination

>>38552159
>Y
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLb33K8UO30

>>38552159
>N

>>38552159
>N

>>38552159
>N
This is the finale, take it all to the extremes

>>38552159
>N

>>38552159
>>N

Let it ride!

>>38552159
>N
Ain't no mountain high enough

>>38552159
Dammit Loki get back to AWACS duty

>>38552304
Maybe Loki's watching this match right now?

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>>38552159
The second Rose idol starts scrabbling up the wall, but is forced t back off when she nearly spills her parfait. Morgan, on the other hand, just nods and goes to work, leaping up and using her one free hand to grab a handhold. She then hooks both feet into footholds, bends her knees, and then leaps up again, grabbing a new handhold and then resetting. She repeats this process until she manages to vault over the top while the second Rose idol is still struggling.

"HOT DAMN, IT'S LIKE THAT WALL WAS NEVER THERE." The announcer whoops.

"The next event is the platform jump." The referee informs you. You look to see a number of moving platforms suspended over a deep pool. If one of your girls missed a jump, they'd fall into the pool below and would have to reset.

>Which idol to pick? Niko and Morgan are unavailable.

>>38552322
Rochelle.

>>38552322
Melissa

>>38552322
Rochelle, do your thing!

>>38552345
Agreed

>>38552322
>Melissa/Julie
I have no fucking clue except ANYONE but Cole.

>>38552322
Rochelle

Go Go go!

>>38552322
Rochelle

>>38552322
Not Rin, Not cole,

Lets go with Sparky on this

>>38552322
>Melissa

>>38552315
>Meanwhile in the skies above the stadium
>Holy crap Magnet, did you see that girl scale that wall? It's like there wasn't a wall to begin with!
>Yeah, yeah, just keep an eye out on your scopes Stripes.
>Well, I think, that was a pretty nice performance, actually...
>Not you too Angel!
>Cut the chatter Wild Cards! We're on overwatch here!
>Valk sighs
>... I'm surrounded by fangirls...

>>38552322

Rochelle:
Lady Luck: When Rochelle uses a STAR POWER point, roll a 1d20. If 19+ is rolled, gain an extra STAR POWER point.
Turbo: Rochelle may reroll any speed based skill check.

Both of these things bias the rolls and it looks like this is probably an arena where combat may happen.

Of course we could always send Rin in there to make everyone else look bad and us look great.

>>38552426
Rin goes in during the last leg.

>>38552322

Rochelle.

>>38552443
And then the last challenge is the worst.

You know, they did say ANYTHING goes. I'll be very disappointed if Himawari doesn't solve at least one section via hacking, and Sparky doesn't just bypass her part entirely with UNLIMITED EXPLOSIVES.

>>38552464
That's what Star Power is for.

>>38552322
>Rochelle

I wonder if P-san can scare on of the Rose idols.

>>38552482
>Rin cheeses through a gunfight with five points of star power

Make it so

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>>38552410
>So Valk, I saw some pctures of that Idol cole-
>NO
>But Vaaaaalk!
>YOU WILL NEVER GET ME IN A DRESS
>What about for Jager~
>.....

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>>38552578
Alternative is some lingerie.

>>38552578
>Oh, but that goth--
>ANGEL PLEASE
>With the frilly--
>ANGEL. PLEASE.

>>38552578
Karla is a proper lady, and would probably wear the dress anyways.

>>38552410
No
Why would you suggest this
Stadium patrols in AC tend to have lethal consequences

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>>38552477
Anon, Himawari is not an idol. I can understand, though, why you'd think she is.

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>>38552322
"Rochelle, you're up!" You bark.

"On it, sir!" Rochelle immediately bolts out of her seat and towards Morgan, snatching the parfait out of her hands and leaping on the first platform. Meanwhile, the second Rose idol manages to finally vault the wall and hands off her parfait.

The moment Rochelle touches down on the first platform, it begins to jerk around as it moves back and forth, nearly causing her to lose her balance, but she manages to stay steady as she tries to judge the distance between her and the next platform. Not too easy, considering how they kept moving.

"Better not get comfortable!" The announcer yells as there's a loud bang. A large beanbag flies past Rochelle's head, splashing into the water below.

"Um, orders, sir?" Rochelle asks.

>Focus on getting across.
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.
>Try to knock down your opponent.
>Other

>>38552606
The journey begins,
It starts from within...

>>38552619
>>Focus on getting across.

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.
I'm pretty sure the first rule of a firefight is to not get shot

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.

>>38552619
>>Focus on getting across.

>>38552619
>Focus on getting across.

>>38552606
>Hey, remember when one of the Wardogs went down during a stadium overwatch mission?
>Stripes, don't--
>It was just like this! They even said it was the 8492nd that shot him down!
>Stripes, the Grabacr don't--
S-32 intensifies

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.
No hits taken, no shits given

>>38552621
I never could make out the words from the crowd

>>38552619
>>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.

>>38552619
>Focus on avoiding the beanbags.
>Try to knock down your opponent.
FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!

>>38552619
>Focus on getting across.
Objective is getting to the other side.

>>38552619
>>Try to knock down your opponent.

Battlefield Prodigy: Rochelle can apply her Firearms skill to any ranged weapon.

>A large beanbag flies past Rochelle's head, splashing into the water below.

Catch and release. I mean return.

Snag the next beanbag, and then HUCK it at the enemy idol with the full force of her Firearms 5 stat.

BACK ME UP HERE WITH VOTES

>>38552619
Mhhmm, dat Welrod.
>Medal of Honor intensifies

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>>38552660
No
No you stop right there you little shit
Chopper was good to the end
Besides, our S/MTD can keep up with them

>>38552614
ANYTHING GOES.

Of course, this includes the 'Call A Friend' option. It also includes air-dropping a giant inflatable bridge, shooting a hollow plastic ball (with contents gyroscopically-stabilized) from a cannon, and calling Stig to ferry someone across in a goddamn helicopter.

>>38552700
Good idea

>>38552700
>not just throwing the parfait across in a perfectly aimed throw

>>38552700
OMG supporting

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>>38552721
Grabacr has a new squadron leader anon.

>>38552700
Stellar. DO IT

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>>38552780
We have this

>>38552780
>Young in a jet

RUN YOU FOOLS!

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>>38552799
>>38552814
>Young producing Aidorus with the Exgaiolith mk V as their HQ
>Bueno.jpg

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Rolled 19, 6, 14 = 39 (3d20)

>>38552619
"Just focus on defending against those beanbags!" You yell.

"Roger that." Rochelle nods as she sidesteps another beanbag and bats a second away with her free arm.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>38552814
Young has already been in the Tesla plane. A jet is a downgrade.
>>38552858

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>38552858

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>38552858

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>38552858

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38552858
PLZ

id like a star power

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>38552858
roll

>>38552864
GET OUT

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>>38552864
>>38552867
>>38552868
>mfw
>>38552864
>Not wanting to give Young the VDNI
>Not wanting Young in a FALKEN
>LaughingBelkanEngineers.gif

>>38552864
The dice gods have abandoned us!
I will commit Sudoku now....

>>38552864
Fuck off fluffcancer you piece of shit.

>>38552877
and here we see a twenty in its natural habitat

>>38552864
>>38552867
>>38552868

All is not lost. In fact, we picked the right idol for the job.

>Dirty Fighter: Once per thread, Rochelle can reroll a failed combat roll. This can be used against nat 1s.
Reroll the check.

Then enact plan Superior Strategy>>38552700

BUT FIRST REROLLS

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>>38552877
AND GOOD NIGHT TO YOU SIRS

>>38552911
Shit! that's right! She can reverse a 1! lets do it!

>>38552911
Oh yeah!

>>38552911
this

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>>38552911
>BUT FIRST REROLLS

>>38552911
But shit can we beat a 20?

>>38552888

WHO THE FUCK POSTING MY PICTURE. THIS AIN'T EVEN MY GIG.

Fuck's sake.

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>>38553004
>Having this little faith
Bruh y'all need a dendrobium to the nads.

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>>38552864
WELP

I'm gonna be nice and let you have the chance to use her DIRTY FIGHTER reroll, if you so choose.

>Y
>N

>>38553035
>Y

>>38553035
>Y

>>38553035

Y

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>>38553035
>Y
Dammit Loki. Just... Dammit.


>>38553009
TOO LATE CORPORAL THE CORGIS ARE LOOSE

>>38553035
>>Y

>>38553035
>Y

>>38553035
YES,

>>38553035
Y

>>38553035
>Y

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>>38553035
All right, let's get a reroll going, then!

>roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38553189

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>38553189
i got this!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>38553189

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Here comes the >>38553189
snow!

>>38553197
fuck ya

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>>38553197
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>38553197
My
Absolute
Niggah

>>38553197
>>38553189

Huh...That worked out better than expected.

So did Rochelle almost fall (the 1), but make a last minute save?

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>>38553197
>>38553199
>>38553200
REDEEMED!!!!

>>38553197
>>38553199
>>38553200
YES!

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>>38553197
Back from the brink, eh, Captain?

>>38553197
Well damn!

Do you want to convert the crit to STAR POWER?

You currently have 3 points!

>Y
>N

>>38553197
As expected of our team leader.

It's the tits that Julie taught her.

>>38553259
>N

>>38553197
Sometimes I wonder about these dice, fucking hell.

>>38553259
>N
LETS GO

>>38553259
>N

>>38553259
>N

>>38553259
N

>>38553259
>N

>>38553259
N

>N

>>38553259
>N
we need to ace this course!

>>38553197
Instantly justified

>>38553259
>N
We're goin NUCLEAR

>>38553259
>Y
an 18 is good enough

>>38553259
>N
I'm still waiting for Wrenloft

>>38553294
>We're goin NUCLEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>>38553310
Don't jinx it, man.

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>>38553259
>>38553341
We're going to the
DANGER ZONE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Darbt3Yo&t=0m10s

RIGHT INTO IT.

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>>38553259
Once again, the beanbag cannons fire off a new volley. However, this time, Rochelle effortlessly snatches one of the beanbags out of the air and spins around, tossing it like a fastball at the opposing idol. It hits her square in the face, and you swear you can see the Rose idol flip in the air before toppling off the platform and into the water below with a loud SPLASH.

"WOW, POW SMACK RIGHT IN THE KISSER!" The announcer whoops.

With her opponent forced to reset, Rochelle can afford to take her time and hops the next few platforms,

"Next event is the Sumo Challenge." The referee says. He points to the field, where you see and open area occupied by a pair of large humanoid bots. Unarmed, but large.

>Choose your idol! Only Rin, Cole, Julie, Melissa, or Sparky are available!

>>38553259
Hm, testing.

>>38553405
Eh, needs more Ivan Chesnokov.

Or Isamu Alva Dyson. Either way.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_kI5aREp8

>>38553408
Julie

>>38553408
Julie

>>38553408
Julie

>>38553408
Julie or Melissa

>>38553408
>Julie

>POW! SMACK RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
Honeymooners pls

>>38553408
Melissa.

>that moment when you realize that this Quest may be the last time we'll be seeing our daughterus....

>>38553408
Julie

>>38553408
>Julie

Sumo wrestling in a maid outfit?

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>>38553477
At least there's Laika, Lilya and Stasya anon.

>>38553408
>Julie
CQC that sucker!

>>38553441
>Not posting the original and the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

>>38553477
Sh-Shut up anon. ;_;

>>38553483
Well we all know the basics of CQC is part of being a maid

>>38553477

Every parent must learn to go anon. Some sooner than later, that is why you must cherish each moment you spend with them! For they shall remain within your heart and memories!

I'll miss Cole.

She's my absolute favorite

>>38553494
>Maverick and Isamu as wingmates
>Maverick in a VF-19S
Anon, you know not what powers you are playing with.

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>>38553408
>Julie
>>38553408
>>38553477
>>38553514
I want a sequel Merc! You can't just get us to love our daughterus and then take them away like this!

>>38553477
Odds are in the great Merc tradition they'll make returns in new roles. If he does KCQ, Julie'd easily fit in as a battleship due to her "sizable displacement"

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>>38553527
Anon, you don't know who you're dealing with
I'm the idolposter, buddy

>>38553477
>>38553489
>>38553496
>>38553514
Maybe we'll see them in a spinoff of Magical Girl Hunter centred around Carol's Highschool years where she'll be a superhero after a bunch of ALIEN CHEMICALS gives people superpowers and cause havoc around the city (it'd be one of the few quest universes where Cole's powers can be explained easily, and not stick out like a sore thumb). Hell, have the Tomb girls be bad guys that become allies after getting the snot kicked out of them.

Either that or "My Childhood Friend is an Alien Hybrid Quest"

>>38553553
>rail gun battleship Cole
>aircraft carrier Morgan
>submarine ninja Niko

>>38553477
If it helps any, I drew one final thing to commemorate CIMQ that will be posted at the end of the quest, and hopefully it will be as worthy of a sendoff as I can give it.

>>38553557
Dammit, start your own Idol production already.

>Border Productions presents Five Nights at Area B7R: A World Without Aidorus
>Produced by Larry "Pixy-san" Foulke

So who's carrying the torch and running Niko Quest?

>>38553575
i better shed tears of joy damn it

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Rolled 17, 15, 12 = 44 (3d20)

>>38553408
"Julie, think you can handle this?"

"You know I can!" Julie winks. "That thing can't be all that tough!"

With that, Julie prances over to Rochelle's position, taking the treasured parfait from her. Meanwhile, you check back on the Rose side. Derosa's girl has already reset is and midway through the platform challenge.

"Pick up the pace, Julie!"

"Going!" Jule enters the small arena, where one of the bots steps forward to block her way.

>Attack
>Defend
>Other

>>38553611
>>Attack

>>38553611
>>Attack
RIP AND TEAR

>>38553611
>>Attack

GET DUNKED

>>38553611
>>Attack

>>38553611
>>Defend
This is literally what she is built around you idiots

>>38553611
>Attack

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>>38553611
>Attack
TORA! TORA! TORA!

>>38553611
>Attack

>>38553611
>Defend

Tankgirl, ho!

>>38553611
>Defend

>>38553611
>Attack

>>38553611
>>Attack

>Breach and Clear: When initiating a combat, Julie always has initiative.
>Bash: Julie can make a sudden, high strength attack in melee.

Open strong, THEN turtle. Its a well proven, effective Maid Up on the spot strategy

>>38553611
>Attack

>>38553687
>dat spoiler
Boo!
Good strategy, though.

>>38553669
Little does anon know that tanks are by far the best offensive weapon. On the defensive they are easily matched by ATGMs and the like.

>>38553722

Haha! I'm using the punternet!

>>38553744
Tanks have to keep moving forward, otherwise they'll drown.

>>38553601
If Merc himself isn't willing, I'm sure someone else here can try to. I would, but my schedule is incredibly erratic.

>>38553791
Whoop, that was supposed to be for >>38553589

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Rolled 9, 1, 9 = 19 (3d20)

>>38553611
"Do what you do best, Julie. Full on offensive!" You yell.

"Gotcha!" Julie laughs as she charges forward.

>roll 1d20

>This thread
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Pz5KsyfN0

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>38553824

>Finally catch a live thread
>Its the last one
My feels cannot be contained by mortal coils

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>38553824

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>38553824
Here we go!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38553824
COME ON!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>38553824

>>38553831
Based armchair or based armchair?

>>38553836
ohh look in its natural habitat.